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  1. This just in on Huge Storms Converge on Jupiter · · Score: 1

    When asked for an opinion on the upcoming collsion, the Great Red Spot had no comment. Oval BA had this to say: "I pity da foo' dat mess wit me! I'm hella bad, and sucka gonna get tossed!"

  2. Re:Not in this country on ESRB Our Last Defense Against Game Censorship? · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, your parents take responsibility for YOU!

  3. Re:Chairs everywhere! on Ballmer Beaten by Spyware · · Score: 1

    At least it's got the new CSS topped off with the keen it.slashdot.org color scheme to punch it up a little this time!

  4. Re:Ancient on Dvorak on Our Modern World · · Score: 1

    Didn't he design his keyboard layout shortly after the '20s?

  5. Re:One percent? COME ON! on Errors in Spreadsheets are Pandemic · · Score: 1

    You say that like it's a bad thing. Unless TV and the movies have lied to me, secretaries tend to have bigger tits and looser lifestyles than accountants do.

  6. Re:Here's how to delete a file on Windows Vista on Details on Refining Vista's User Control · · Score: 1

    Of course it takes fewer clicks: Internet Explorer comes pre-installed.

  7. Re:ummm on Extortion Virus Code Cracked · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps the period is not part of the password, but rather denotes the end of the sentence.

  8. Re:Blueberry? I thought it was a Blackberry on Jobs' Glass Elevator Locks in Group Customers · · Score: 1
    The reason no one is talking about it is that they're still trying to unravel the IP issues.

    One more reason to use Appletalk instead of IP: It NEVER fucking shuts up.

  9. Re:more lame jokes on Jobs' Glass Elevator Locks in Group Customers · · Score: 1

    First, the iMac gave us computing in a translucent blue potty.

    Now, the Apple Store gives us customers having to potty in a translucent glass cage.

  10. Re:wait for the real story... on Morfik Defends IP Rights Against Google · · Score: 2, Funny
    There's nothing substantive in TFA. There's nothing to do but speculate at this point.

    On behalf of us all, I'd like to welcome you to Slashdot! Be sure to point out the lack of substance in TFA in the rousing discussion that will follow Taco's posting of this article tomorrow.

  11. Re:honestly on How Do Businesses Scale Their Bandwidth Needs? · · Score: 1
    Don't be too hasty. I was starting to doubt these guys after looking at the prices for their "iT for nn" computers, but then I looked through the "iT for Professionals" offering and saw this:

    • 52x CDRW w/ 8Meg Cashe

    You get that, plus you get about $750 worth of hardware and software for only $2099.95. These guys MUST be good!
  12. Re:It's all one big cult movie blur. on 'Final Edition' of Blade Runner to be Released · · Score: 1
    And the grown-up Wesley Crusher scene?

    Is that the one where the crew finds the cast from Who's the Boss frozen in an old Amana deepfreeze and the kid helps Wesley "get in touch" with his "repressed urges"?

  13. Re:Hmmm okay... on Slashdot CSS Redesign Winner Announced · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this would be a breath of fresh air for you?

  14. Re:21 bay case rules all! on Treasures or Trash, 5 PC Cases for Gamers · · Score: 1, Funny
    (I was thinking of maybe having the entire thing painted shiny dark black with 1 big yellow pacman on each side.)

    Do you have erotic dreams about Spider-man too?

  15. Re:still laughing on Waiting For Hasselhoff · · Score: 1

    5) Getting a nosejob so that you look like him will get you hundreds of horny chicks tearing your clothes off and make it possible for you to quit your job as a 3rd grade teacher.

  16. Re:trivial nitpick on Battle of the Tech Titans · · Score: 1

    "Special" Googdell pies.

    Dude, you're like, *huff*, gettin' a googooggooogelldelll.

  17. Re:USPTO - Even More on USPTO Rules Fogent JPEG Patent Invalid · · Score: 1
    Especially if you promote it as a new Energy Source.

    That may get you an all-expenses-paid trip to Gitmo, though. Only terrorists use non-oil-based energy sources!

  18. Re:Well then... on O'Reilly and CMP Exercise Trademark on 'Web 2.0' · · Score: 2, Funny

    You see, it's SPELLED "Web 2.0", but it's PRONOUNCED "Throat-Wobbler Mangrove".

  19. Re:No idea on Why Buggy Software Gets Shipped · · Score: 1

    In other words, "The simplest explanation is the likely the correct one?"

  20. Re:iPhone + Nike = Shoe Phone? on Apple and Nike Team up for iPod Shoe Interface · · Score: 2, Funny
    *whoosh*

    I think you mean *swoosh*

  21. Re:Special Shoes on Apple and Nike Team up for iPod Shoe Interface · · Score: 1

    Mamma always said you could tell a lot about a person from their shoes.

  22. Re:Wrong Post (bug in Slashcode?) on Running Windows Without Administrator Privs? · · Score: 1

    Thank God! I thought I was going nuts (short trip, I know) trying to make sense of your post.

  23. Re:one experience on Running Windows Without Administrator Privs? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How do you propose Microsoft "fix" it ? By writing everyone's applications for them ?

    Seems lik there are a couple items they could do to start off:

    • Deny Windows Logo branding to any user app that does not run 100% in userland, and market the hell out of the whys and wheretofores of Windows Logo testing, requirements and consumer benefits.
    • Implement warnings when running apps in a priveledged account. Maybe a "System Administrator" level of Windows Logo to bypass the warnings?
  24. Re:I want on Giant Paramount Auction of Star Trek Items · · Score: 1

    Damn, if that doesn't sound like a fetish-porn video...

  25. Re:Oh man... on Giant Paramount Auction of Star Trek Items · · Score: 1

    You forgot the pa-hoe-ton torpeedees.