That's an interesting position from someone who claims that Indianapolis is not in the USA, but rather an "other place" in some remote corner of the world far from the USA.
As to exotic; well, if you find algae, potholes and big hair exotic, then more power to you.
You got a lot farther than I did. I got to the part about sticking an antenna into the PCMCIA slot to get a wireless connection and gave up on finding and intelligent discussion in the article.
It boils down to the fact that IT is a loss for the company. It is a net loser which produces nothing that makes money.
Lucky for you that your company is able to implement such a simple solution: Turn off all the computers and get rid of IT! The expenses disappear and profits go up.
If someone else in the company can't use their computer because of some IT-administrative issue (lost password, etc) then the company is losing money because they can't make any money with the computer in an unusable state.
That makes no sense. You just stated that IT produces nothing that makes money. It seems like your example employee should be MORE productive and generate MORE profit for the company at times when he is unable to use the "products" of the IT department.
You're just GAGGING for a new low in Slashdot color schemes, aren't you? You thought they couldn't get any worse than it.slashdot.org or games.slashdot.org, didn't you? Now, prepare yourself for .slashdot.org!
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One word: Velour.
'Nuff said.Those things are expensive! You should really try to stop being so surprised.
There, fixed that for you.
After using my tokens and playing Windows, will I get tickets from my PC that I can redeem for prizes at Chuck E. Cheese?
*SMOKE*
Just you wait until you see what the Jack of Spades is doing to the Queen of Hearts!
Relax, there's still calling their "tech support".
Since it's from Outer Space, it MUST be better than anything terrestrials have come up with!
As to exotic; well, if you find algae, potholes and big hair exotic, then more power to you.
Poor Sony, playing second-best behind Microsoft.
You got a lot farther than I did. I got to the part about sticking an antenna into the PCMCIA slot to get a wireless connection and gave up on finding and intelligent discussion in the article.
That's because you're not using the right product. The Pentium III makes the Internet go faster, not the Media Player.
that the Jefferies Tubes are a good place to make a clandestine Enterprise search.
Dorothy: What kind of PC is that?
Coachman: Why, that's the iBook of a different color you've heard tell about!
Get drunk and watch "Stimpy's Invention" over and over and over!
Lucky for you that your company is able to implement such a simple solution: Turn off all the computers and get rid of IT! The expenses disappear and profits go up.
If someone else in the company can't use their computer because of some IT-administrative issue (lost password, etc) then the company is losing money because they can't make any money with the computer in an unusable state.That makes no sense. You just stated that IT produces nothing that makes money. It seems like your example employee should be MORE productive and generate MORE profit for the company at times when he is unable to use the "products" of the IT department.
Some might say it's already started.
You're just GAGGING for a new low in Slashdot color schemes, aren't you? You thought they couldn't get any worse than it.slashdot.org or games.slashdot.org, didn't you? Now, prepare yourself for .slashdot.org!
I understand now why I don't see Orion in the sky all year round: He's off with Perseus and Hercules drinking and dwarf-galaxy tossing!
Is that where Chelsea Charms lives? Wouldn't suprise me if you could see them from space.
Takes that porno blooper where the cameraman gets "hit" to a whole new level.
Yes, but these new tiers go to Eleven!
Internet is for porn.
The big, full-cast musical finale will be the runaway hit, "The Internet is for Porn".
Mr. Crimsane, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the film "The Never-Ending Story".