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  1. Re:Maybe OK??? on Mobile Phones and Lightning a Lethal Mix · · Score: 1

    ...a permanent mindsheild to protect you from those cosmic mind rays plus the lightning will probably also fry all those alien implants.

    It provides no apparent improvement in spelling abilities, however.

  2. Re:Because of America harbors ursine evil. on Ask Håkon About CSS or...? · · Score: 1

    Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!

  3. Re:Let me be the first to say... on Jack Thompson's Violent Game Bill Signed Into Law · · Score: 1

    No, fuck him with a rusty thermos full of hot coffee!

  4. Re:Oh shit on Bill Gates to Step Down from Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Agreed. It needs a caption too. "Fucking Kill Google" is too long, how about just "FKG"?

  5. Re:Give Vista Developers A Break on Why Vista Release Date Really Slipped · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, they certainly gave the impression of guaranteeing an update within the two year time frame. Back in 2001, when Software Assurance was brand new, the local MS licensing guy for our area put on a seminar about Licensing 6 and what it entailed. XP had just come out, and MS was pushing hard to get people to buy into SA.

    We asked specifically about the next version of Windows, and we were guaranteed that it would be out in 2003, in time to benefit us if we bought XP with SA.

    That day also happened to be the day of the first notice that the "next version of Windows" would be delayed, and not ship until 2004.

    Made the decision to NOT purchase licenses with SA rather easy.

  6. Re:Slashdot on Why Vista Release Date Really Slipped · · Score: 1

    Once again, Cartman shows us the way:

    Nut-n-Corn Crunch & Classic Brown.

  7. Re:Is Dual Core Gaming Actually Viable Yet? on DIY 4 GHz Dual Core Gaming Rig For $720 · · Score: 1

    Sure, if you want to make big downloads or burn CDs in the background while gaming, there might be some benefit.

    Why should my pr0n downloads suffer just because I want to frag some bitches?

  8. No visit to the poorhouse on DIY 4 GHz Dual Core Gaming Rig For $720 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just a
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    the mother-
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    fucking adhouse.

  9. Re:In other words... on Microsoft Calls for Truce With GPL and Linux? · · Score: 1

    We swear we're going to meet customer needs, as long as customers don't demand to see the source code...

    Or stable software, sane licensing agreements, logical software release versioning, standards compliance, reduced hardware requirements, functionality over form....
  10. Re:One company to rule them all... on Google Earth v4 Released - Linux Support at Last · · Score: 1

    Think of the poor guy taking calls from the Oval Office.

  11. This is just games though, right? on Oklahoma 'Games As Porn' Bill Now Law · · Score: 1

    No mention of hacking web servers and forcing them to serve "Installation Successful" boilerplate to hardworking municipal appointees?

  12. Re:Not the only manufacturer of Blu-Ray players on Sony Pushes Back Release For Blu-Ray Players · · Score: 1

    And it already has a 3.3 rating from Circuit City customers who bought it, too!

  13. Re:Obligatory Meteor Video on Record Meteorite Hits Norway · · Score: 1

    Well, they DID show this in America. It is at LEAST as believeable as someone hijacking a plane with nothing but an eyelash curler.

  14. Re:Earth Liberation Front on SCO Claims Ownership of ELF To Court · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, no, it's the Liberation Front of Earth.


    Splitters!!

  15. Re:correction on Linux Now 25% of Dell's Server Business · · Score: 1

    Heh, high-end DELL workstations! *brain asplodes*

  16. Re:My Congressman's explanation on U.S. House Rejects Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Despite the rhetoric however, there is currently no evidence that broadband operators are going out of their way to block access to any widely used websites or similar online services.

    Gee, we can invade a sovereign nation on the basis of "no evidence", kill a lot of civilians and get a bunch of our kids killed and maimed in the process, but we can't preempt discriminatory acts by companies known for raping anything that has a pulse simply because they haven't taken this specific action yet, only stated that they will?
  17. Re:How Peculiar on U.S. House Rejects Net Neutrality · · Score: 2, Funny

    Toilet paper? TOILET PAPER?!? Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Frenchman! Bet you got yerself a fancy-schmancy ga-rage too.

  18. Re:Teach a kid to fish... on Working Model of MIT $100 Laptop a Hit · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I code to the finich, 'cuz I eats me spinach, I'm PERLeye the Recursion Man!" *printf-printf*

  19. Re:Canarysaurus on The Mini Dinosaurs from the Harz Mountains · · Score: 1

    Lady, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told everybody else: I'm sorry if your dog went blind, but your beef is with Harz Mountain, not with me.

  20. Re:Point? on Windows Vista Beta 2 Available for Download · · Score: 1

    Well, the choices as I see them:

    1. I could configure the 2 routers I have at my desk, set up the firewall and VPN SAs to go along with them, provision the 2 IP phones and Blackberries, drive 4 hours and install them plus remote workstations and get paid for it. Or...
    2. I could download the Vista Beta, install and play with it and get paid for it without ever leaving my chair or touching IOS.

    Which should I chose?
  21. Re:We apologize for any inconvenience. on Windows Vista Beta 2 Available for Download · · Score: 1

    Ahem, the proper spelling is "pwned".

    Kids these days. What DO they teach in those schools?

  22. Re:One way to go... on Firefox to Drop Pre-Windows 2000 Support · · Score: 1

    Didn't MS drop support for 2000 last year?

  23. Re:Yes, but how many LOC? on Seagate Announces First Hybrid Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Likely, it's the legal correspondance regarding said DVDs with Warner Bros., FOX, et al and their lawyers that fill up the rest of the available space.

  24. Re:Another 'study' by the Yankee Group... on Windows Servers Beat Linux Servers · · Score: 1

    Well, sometimes there are nuggets buried in the chaff. Following a link to an editorial at neowin in a post above, I read a Microsoft case study that gave me a good chuckle.

    Thank goodness we already use Windows Server System so that we were not vulnerable to the "Blaster virus"!

  25. Re:Same as last year. on Windows Servers Beat Linux Servers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Windows doesn't have 20% more uptime, Windows has increased their uptime by 20% while Linux was increased by (insert some random number here)

    Well, the article states "Windows 2003 Server, in fact, led the popular Red Hat Enterprise Linux with nearly 20 percent more annual uptime."

    That certainly sounds like a claim that Windows has 20 percent more annual uptime than RHEL, expecially since the article doesn't state anywhere that the 20 percent figure was an increase over last year. The only improvement statement made was that "...the major server operating systems all have a 'high degree of reliability,' and have showed marked improvement in the last 3 to 5 years."