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  1. Re:Behold! on Cray Supercomputers to be Based on AMD Opterons · · Score: 2, Funny

    It comes with Vista pre-installed then?

  2. Re:"Scrum", eh? on Microsoft Lauds Scrum · · Score: 1

    Yes. Yes it does. And they are VERY wretched.

  3. Re:Link to patent publication on Apple Files Patent for "Tamper-Resistant Code" · · Score: 1

    Why not digitize it and store it in an unbreakable database?

  4. Re:Battling Business Units! on Don't Network Administrators Require Privacy? · · Score: 1

    When the boss tells you to move, just wave your hand at him and say, "Bah".

  5. Re:CFO shuffle? on Oracle CFO Leaves after Four Months of Service · · Score: 1
    When asked for comment, Maffei responded with a simple statement:

    "They call me 'Sweetness', 'cuz I like to prance. Countin' the beans is like makin' romance!"

  6. ObUHF on IBM Slows the Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    Cool, it can be a segment on Secrets of the Universe! Sounds like the pefect follow-up to creating plutonium.

  7. Re:Boy oh boy on Cisco Patches 'Black Hat' IOS Flaw · · Score: 1
    You left out Steps 5, 6 and 7:

    Remove fan grill
    Insert penis
    Pray that the networking gods accept the sacrifice placed before them

  8. Re:Slashdotted in six comments. on The Microsoft Singularity · · Score: 1
    I'd say it sucks galactic black holes through buckytube, but that still wouldn't approach the Singular suckitude we're looking for.

    You spelled 'Cingular' wrong there, buckaroo.

  9. Re:His divorce cost him. on A Closer Look at Star Wars on Film and Off · · Score: 1
    ...Return of the Jedi sucked.

    It wasn't all bad. It gave us Princess Leia in the Golden Bikini, after all.

  10. Shouldn't PETA be involved too? on Infinium Labs in Trouble Again · · Score: 1

    I mean, what with all the dog killing going on.

  11. Re:Taco? on Blizzard Made Me Change My Name · · Score: 1

    Damn straight. That's what I do for RPGs. Noone messes with yl65f5%U7*#u;K(n the Berserker and lives to tell about it.

  12. Re:My name... on Blizzard Made Me Change My Name · · Score: 1

    Shit, those puns fucking stink!

  13. Re:Didn't want to be tied down to... on Why Do People Switch To Linux? · · Score: 1
    Also: Linux and Mac both defrag in the background, as does Windows XP and Server2003.

    How do I set up XP and 2003 to do this? My installs of these do not do it out-of-the box, nor do I know how to configure it apparently.

  14. Re:If he's so rich .... on Sex.com Hijacker Captured in Mexico · · Score: 1

    Which is more compelling: Decent bribes or thousands of rifles, tanks and nuclear warheads controlled by the people who brought us "Vietnam: Middle East Edition"?

  15. Re:Almost... on Windows Drives Company To OpenBSD · · Score: 1

    You better put down the sandwich. That is the WRONG tool for the job.

  16. ObSimon on Building a Massive Single Volume Storage Solution? · · Score: 1

    Hell, you could just buy several miles of ethernet cable and keep all the bits moving in the network. Imagine how fast retrieval would be if the data was already being transmitted before you requested it? Make sure you use Cat6 though, don't skimp on data integrity!

  17. Re:Cool chips. on New Xeon CPU Hot and Underpowered · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Honestly... on Ballmer - Trusting Vista and Battling Google · · Score: 1
    He is actually capable of throwing more at once.

    Well, yeah. He is a Kwyjibo, after all! They're pretty big, I hear.

  19. ObFamilyGuy on UK ATM System Could Have Ruined Economy · · Score: 1

    *SNIFF*!! You smell like the inside of my mama's purse!

  20. Honey, I Shrunk the Car on The World's Smallest Car · · Score: 1

    This is the new Rick Moranis movie, right?

  21. Badr's activities on Homer Becomes Omar · · Score: 2, Funny
    Badr continues to bate his teachers and parents

    I hear he's a master at it.

    *rimshot*
  22. Re:Real work just got easier today. on OpenOffice.org 2.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Drank the expired milk, huh?

  23. Re:Go away or we will taunt you a second time! on Microsoft to Storm Linux Strongholds · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, it's a much better use for a Gateway than using it as a PC...

  24. Re:Love/Hate on iPod Tax Causes Sour Apples · · Score: 1

    Well, i's Tuesday, but it's not Microsoft Patch Tuesday. So Yes.

    But, Taco noticed that Jack Thompson said something in the last 6 months that has not been posted with today's exact wording and grammar mistakes, so No.

    But, SCO didn't ink any deals with love-to-hate-highly-popular-but-feature- bereft-sort-of-open-source-RDBMS today, so Yes.

    But, there was a Google story which casts a possibly shadow on Google's viginal purity, so No.

    Wait, that was a "or" question, wasn't it?

  25. Re:I knew it! on Google Changes Privacy Policy · · Score: 1

    I'll respond to your post when I get back from buying my Lightspeed briefs.