How do you view motors, electrical outlets, and HVAC systems?
Connectivity, of course. Motors connect my bumper with the bumper in front of me, outlets connect my coffee pot to Niagra Falls and HVAC systems connect my cubicle to every nauseating smell that the geniuses I work with produce when allowed in the kitchen unsupervised.
This is all Al Gore's fault; he invited the internet.
In all fairness, it seemed like a great party (with porn and online dating and Simpsons quotes and Natalie Portman naked and petrified), so you can't really blame the internet for accepting his invitation.
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I'M FEELING LUCKY!
Personally, I find the recycled sweat to be the MOST palatable of the body's byproducts that stillsuits recycle.
Connectivity, of course. Motors connect my bumper with the bumper in front of me, outlets connect my coffee pot to Niagra Falls and HVAC systems connect my cubicle to every nauseating smell that the geniuses I work with produce when allowed in the kitchen unsupervised.
Does that figure include "Jack Thompson's" donation?
Well, the Windows keyboard contains the three most important, "can't live without" keys for using Windows.
Picture of "Buffy" taken by the Voyager probe.
Absolutely. Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks?
In all fairness, it seemed like a great party (with porn and online dating and Simpsons quotes and Natalie Portman naked and petrified), so you can't really blame the internet for accepting his invitation.
Who or what is Titmus?
Remember: At Intel, quality is job 0.999999998.
Does it rhyme with "Crisco"?
It sports the "Designed for Windows XP" sticker on the box, I take it?
Then they wouldn't be ricers, would they?
Nice thing about French racists; as soon as you say "Get that burning cross off my lawn!" they give up and hand over their daughters.
What about bathing?
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Gonna start?
In Soviet Russia, WRT54GL runs YOU!
The Grateful Undead? Jerry Bear has the munchies for brains.....BRAINS!!!!
I think the bilge rat, dung beetle and tapeworm are all currently available.
You mean the delivery van from Flowers By Irene?
You say that now, but just wait until you end up at the goatse!
Too bad SessionSaver throws a version conflict error for current versions of Firefox.
English: We are here to protect you!
Translation: Pak Chooie Unf!
Cranking it to eleven ought to do the job.
All that vitriol, and not one comment about the IT color scheme?
If you think you're irritated now, just wait until Taco posts this story tomorrow.