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  1. Re:The best way is to really 'show' them on Open Source Advocacy The Right Way · · Score: 1

    You're not alone.

  2. Re:FREE TIBET! on Mitnick: Security Not about Technology · · Score: 1

    Hello, China? I've got something you want, and it's gonna cost ya!

  3. Re:Sad, isn't it? on GlobalFlyer Completes Record-Breaking Flight · · Score: 1
    He should have landed in France, they knew how to welcome Lindy.

    No, he should have taken Bobo with him. The crowd wasn't there just for Lindy, you know.

  4. Re:Old school rap on Ask mc chris · · Score: 1

    " I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say,
    I'm the velvetest guy in the USA.
    I got a big plow and I move a lot of things,
    Like your cow if ya had one..."

  5. Re:Not an iPod doc on Was the Mac mini Intended to Have an iPod dock? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cool! A 32x for the Apple crowd.

    "Stick it in your Mini!"

  6. Re:I know this one, my boss taught me. on Project Management Methodology for IT Operations? · · Score: 1

    And if you keep getting the exact same answer to the exact same question time after time, keep asking! The universe is bound to change so that you can have the answer you want.

  7. ObBarbrady on Is the iPod Shuffle Playing Favorites? · · Score: 1

    Well, you're not Fiona Apple, and if you're not Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass.

  8. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! on Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation · · Score: 2, Informative
    Other than that, they have only two things up on the average citizen: They can make arrests for misdemeanors they did not witness, and they can carry loaded firearms on their belt.

    In the US, it's absolutely legal to carry a loaded firearm on your belt. Whether the cops harrass you over it is another thing.

  9. Re:Good step! on GroupDAV: Standardizing Groupware · · Score: 1

    Maybe not, but at least everything you group will be faster and more fun!

  10. Re:You'r reading it out of order! on Rasterman Responds To Seth And Havoc · · Score: 1

    Can't he be both? Them cannabis seeds sting if you spit them hard enough.

  11. Sounds like spam on Strange Numbers on Caller ID? · · Score: 1

    That looks similar to the From address when Cingular spams their customer via text message.

  12. Re:Play-by-Play on Star Wars Episode 3 Play-By-Play In Pictures · · Score: 1

    Better tahn Rick Berman: "Suddenly, Q appears! He stops Anni's fall in midair, and proceeds to ask inane questions about the purpose of channeling energy into swords and the average annual rainfall in an obscure valley in the Amazon Basin."

  13. Re:Contradiction on Star Wars Episode 3 Play-By-Play In Pictures · · Score: 1

    That's right. She was placed in a crate along with a giraffe, a zebra, a lion and a hippo and sent to Madgascar. Then Bail Organa adopted her, and took her to Alderaan along with the latest in DRM consumer control technology.

    And don't forget, the penguins are psychotic.

  14. Re:Spoiler Warning on Star Wars Episode 3 Play-By-Play In Pictures · · Score: 1

    What about Padme's boobies? Has Fark let us down?

  15. Re:Oh no, the tuner scare again on Dell Enters HDTV Market with Plasma Display · · Score: 1
    How about my nice SDTV :-)

    Is that better than SCTV?

    :)
  16. What do they know? on Dell Enters HDTV Market with Plasma Display · · Score: 1
    But what does a company built around making inexpensive PCs know about HDTVs?

    The same thing they know about making inexpensive PCs: Shovel it out the door and deflect all problems with unresponsive, unhelpful outsourced tech support.

  17. Re:Weblication? on Building Richly Interactive Web Apps with Ajax · · Score: 1

    Why? It's a perfectly cromulent word.

  18. Re:You'r reading it out of order! on Rasterman Responds To Seth And Havoc · · Score: 1

    I thought RasterMan was one of MegaMan's enemies.

  19. Re:Why I don't use wearable computers Reason #1: on Whereables? · · Score: 1

    You should be thankful that the dangly-bit getting caught in the fan IS your TIE.

  20. Re:Jargon Buster on New Open Source VoIP PBX · · Score: 1
    COWBOYNEAL: Circulation Of Worthless Broadcasts Over Your Nearest External Authentication Location - this is a special extension to the voice-over-IP standard allowing fast delivery of esoteric technological news to compliant devices. It also has the convenient property of always being last on selection fields in the user interface.

    Being the last option certainly helps consistency, but fast delivery? Come on, the CowboyNeal extension is excessively bloated. Just check out this artist's conceptual visualization of it.

  21. Re:FUD? on Red Hat Promises A More Vibrant Fedora · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I thought they took it off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

  22. Re:The cheapest solution... on Always-On Internet For Cheapskates? · · Score: 0

    Ummm, he already said that his mobile phone does not do what he wants. WAP is neat, but in this case, it doesn't do what he's looking for.

  23. Re:Hey, shouldn't that be on University Launches Semantic Web Interface · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that the lost plutonium is powering the mSpace demo?

  24. Quick question: on Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trailer · · Score: 1

    What is a Hrung, anyways?

  25. ObHibbert on Microsoft Anti-Spyware to Be Free of Charge · · Score: 1

    I left my Porsche keys inside Mrs. Glick!