It's similar to the Imaging for Windows thing. Microsoft decided not to relicense "nosmoke.exe" for Windows XP, so they have to slow things down before the smoke comes out.
Nope. Windows Messenger and MSN Messenger are both chat clients (both the same program with different branding maybe?). The Messenger service is what handles "Net Send" messages. In fact, WinXP states "This service is not related to Windows Messenger" when you look at it in the Services list.
Which version of windows do I want? ME? 2000? XP? What does "pro" mean?
Pro means "Add $200" and be licensed for a second CPU.
In XP it also means you can be an Active directory client and can connect to Windows 2000 Terminal Services via the embedded license, but not to Windows 2003 Terminal Services.
Well, SP2 has introduced a 5 minute wait to reconnect to the WLAN after you wake it up.
It's similar to the Imaging for Windows thing. Microsoft decided not to relicense "nosmoke.exe" for Windows XP, so they have to slow things down before the smoke comes out.
I think it's a hands-on instructional session.
Not really neccesary. You wouldn't have these problems if you started from Middle C like you were taught at your very first lesson.
Can be seen here.
Hundreds of unneeded parentheses and "DBA.everything"?
This is a small field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
Speak for yourself. I thought Batman rocked when I saw it as a kid.
Soylent Diesel is .... PEOPLE!!!
A deli
"There were thousands of jobs created while I was president...
All we had to do was wave the spalling need, and any Joe Blow off the street can rise as high as Prezident.
To hell with Minesweeper. Try this.
Nope. Windows Messenger and MSN Messenger are both chat clients (both the same program with different branding maybe?). The Messenger service is what handles "Net Send" messages. In fact, WinXP states "This service is not related to Windows Messenger" when you look at it in the Services list.
Absolutely. On their own computers. Why should they be blocking MY tools on MY computers?
BSOD jokes occur 10+ times a day on Slashdot alone. Imagine how many times a day BSOD jokes occur thoughout the entire world.
Perhaps there is a cop or two willing to trade a picture of a celebrity for a picture of a dead president?
Take a deep breath, let it out slowly, and meditate on how there is always something worse out there.
The fingers you have used to power-off are too fat. To order a special power-button wand, please mash your palm on the keyboard now.
Pro means "Add $200" and be licensed for a second CPU.
In XP it also means you can be an Active directory client and can connect to Windows 2000 Terminal Services via the embedded license, but not to Windows 2003 Terminal Services.
Sure they do. Remember, their customers are the click-n-droolers, NOT the those of us that have to admin the shit.
You left out an "L".
Just be glad no enema equipment was hacked. You DON'T want to get that intimate with hot grits.
Clippy!! "You look like you are performing a coronary bypass operation! Would you like help in
De-barfed
Well, that's almost a sentence.