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Complete List of Bugs Fixed in SP2

callipygian-showsyst writes "Microsoft has published the complete list of bugs fixed in Service Pack 2. They range from the obscure like: 'File Appears to Be Deleted Although You Do Not Have Permissions on the OS/2 Warp4-Based Server' to the serious-sounding: ' Stop error message on a blue screen when you transfer data to a USB device in Windows XP'"

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  1. Very long list by ack154 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is a giant list of all of the updates, and then links to the KB numbers on the left, so you can read what each one was.

    Side note: one of my favorites:

    MS03-021: A flaw in Windows Media Player may permit the Media Library to be accessed

    At first, I was thinking that it was supposed to do that ... but after reading the KB, it's an ActiveX problem that can allow a webpage to access your media library. Then again, MS has always really vague and stupid titles.

    1. Re:Very long list by Sharp+Rulez · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is SP2 in the buglist?

    2. Re:Very long list by NETHED · · Score: 5, Funny

      827778 You receive a "There was an error updating the Registry" error message when you start Sound Recorder.

      Thats a personal favorite of mine. What the hell does sound recorder need to update the registry for?

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    3. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      To update the list of last accessed files? To save different recording preferences like bitrate, input device, etc?

    4. Re:Very long list by halowolf · · Score: 5, Informative
      What the hell does sound recorder need to update the registry for?

      Windows XP keeps a list of programs recently run in the registry I believe... hey you asked! :)

    5. Re:Very long list by NETHED · · Score: 1

      And a very logical answer. Thank you.

      Now I really should go get some coffee

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    6. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I love the one just above that one.
      "Windows XP Does Not Recognize a DVD-RW Disc"
      I had to move all the files off of my DVD-RW disks, download a new version of InCD, reformat the disk then load all the files back onto them, resulting in hours and hours of wasted time.
      SP2 recognized the disk but would not allow me to transfer any new files to the unallocated portion of the disks. Everything worked just fine before SP2.

    7. Re:Very long list by bushidocoder · · Score: 1

      That was fixed in a critical update released earlier this year - SP2 includes all critical updates released since SP1.

    8. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is a long list, but considering this , this , this , and this , just to name a few in the past few months, it really is quite a small list. /home/AC

    9. Re:Very long list by martingunnarsson · · Score: 1

      If that's the reason then it shouldn't matter what program is started. This sounds like a 'feature' in sound recorder. I guess it stores some settings and stuff in the registry. For instance, if you double-clicked a sound file that made the sound recorder open, the recently used file list has to be updated (if sound recorder has such a list, I'm too lazy to check).

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    10. Re:Very long list by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      Then again, MS has always really vague and stupid titles.

      I find that one of the mroe irritating things about MS. Though in their defense I have to say I'm not totally convinced that organisations that aren't MS are always that much better.

      But it's the titles and summaries in Windows Update that I can't stand. They're totally useless, give no information, and require you to visit an additional page to get the details of the actual fix and/or problem - sometimes needing to visit yet another page from that.
      How many variations of "A flaw in Internet Explorer may allow an attacker to control your commputer" do we need to see in one list? Details would be nice without having to click elsewhere. Even an extra couple of words to say what kind of flaw would be nice. I prefer(red) to know exactly what goes on my computer, especially from MS. Plus if I've heard a lot about an update already (whether good or bad) then it's useful to know which of the ones in the list it is.

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    11. Re:Very long list by wwwgregcom · · Score: 2, Informative

      The save dialouge also records where the last place saved to is.

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    12. Re:Very long list by johnek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ok. i would like other peoples opinion here. Would it be possible for a hacker to look through this list and find a combination of exploits to create worm/virus/etc.? Since I definitely won't be installing this until 2.1 due to all of the issues this update causes (even to M$ applications). It's probably safe to assume that most users wont be installing this for a while (or is it?).

    13. Re:Very long list by westlake · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "A flaw in Internet Explorer may allow an attacker to control your computer."

      This is all most people need or want to know about an update.
      Care to try your hand at a plain English explanation of a "buffer overflow?"

    14. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      These things *should* be stored in a small config file. That's one of my (many) problems with Windows. Just throw everything into the registry, no matter how small or unimportant to the OS itself.

    15. Re:Very long list by networkBoy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is SP2 in the buglist?

      no, but it should be:
      "326863:Operating system throttling does not work"
      Designed specifically to slow down your OS.
      In the KB article they say it deals with overheating CPUs, but what I don't understand is why the OS specifically cares!?! If you have a properly designed heat solution then this should not be an issue. Why is it in the core OS to run slower!

      -nB

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    16. Re:Very long list by praedictus · · Score: 1

      I checked the list and I didn't see the two bugs that are annoying me the most.
      Write a CD, and you lose read access to the CD-RW drive. I think they use a pointer to the temporary directory that stores the files to be written, after writing the CD the temp is wiped but the pointer stays at the temp directory. Refreshing the CD window in explorer does not work, nor swapping out for another CD. Only fixes on reboot.
      The other is the incomplete download bug, (may be IE, but I never see this on my win98 box) Download drops without losing connection and reports download complete with only part of the file downloaded. Why the hell doesn't windows support download resumes! geez I was using sz to ftp back in the dos days and it supported resuming downloads (I use leechget when I deign to run Win on my own box thank you, and prozilla/prozgui most of the time)

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    17. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but the list here ISN'T the complete list of bugs fixed.

      That list is only the list of bugs that had hotfixes released for them (check the bugs - every one was an existing KB article). There were MANY, MANY, MANY more bugs fixed in SP2 that weren't on the list.

    18. Re:Very long list by halowolf · · Score: 1

      I have to admit I took a wild guess in the dark. That reason I gave was just one of the things I noticed in the registry when I jaunted past getting rid of some registry nasties (ie Auto run programs that I didn't want running, really is it to much to ask if I want my mouse updating software running in the background everytime I start windows during installation?!? Thankyou logitech!)

    19. Re:Very long list by secolactico · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why is it in the core OS to run slower!

      This is called the 486sx method. Later on, they'll sell you an upgrade with the throttling disabled (Windows XP TURBO!!!).

      (yes, mods, it is a joke).

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    20. Re:Very long list by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. I don't know why they think "plain English" is better for the people who actually bother to update without just auto-installing the lot. Alongside the plain-English I'd rather like that they added something like "Buffer overplow in XYZ.foo" or "Spoofed packet may escalate priveleges" or whatever.
      If nothing else it'll distinguish the dozen-and-a-half different versions of the "flaw in Internet Explorer".

      Even if you need to visit another page for a full rundown I at least like a little mroe information in my summary than what amount to "This fixes a bug in Application_X".

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    21. Re:Very long list by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      Why the heck would you keep that in there? Why not as an XML file somewhere? The last thing you need is something that writes to the registry each time a program is launched. If said program crashes, it could corrupt your registry, which is not a good thing.

      Of course, nobody ever said Windows was designed for stability.

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    22. Re:Very long list by nomel · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I think this patch will bring XP up to version 1.0, rather than the beta M$ has been selling us. Notice how the XP came with the error reporting...which was only available in test releases before.

      Bill: How the hell did you cut the software testing division spending so much. The cheapest I could get it was for 98 when we hired a bunch of illegal immigrants.
      Balmer: We just cut the department completely. Now instead of letting the users just test the beta, we send them the alpha, make them pay for the beta, then release the final a couple service packs down the road!
      Bill: Talk about early deployment!

    23. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      > If said program crashes, it could corrupt your registry, which is not a good thing.

      The registry is transactional for that very reason (hey gconf, you listening?) and it's kept in HKEY_CURRENT_USER, so it won't render your system unbootable. Might make your profile very unhappy tho.

      The reason it uses the registry and not a file is so it's kept in the profile. Mind you, the privacy implications of MRU's (ok, I'm thinking pr0n) make me wish it was in the Profiles\Application Data folder instead, then I could grep and delete at will. NTFS is a nice filesystem -- why doesn't windows try using it once in a while?

    24. Re:Very long list by sharkey · · Score: 1

      It's similar to the Imaging for Windows thing. Microsoft decided not to relicense "nosmoke.exe" for Windows XP, so they have to slow things down before the smoke comes out.

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    25. Re:Very long list by Alan · · Score: 1

      That actually sounds like a neat feature in a sick and twisted sort of way. I would love to have my linux file server automatcially throttle it's CPU to prevent overheating and cut power consumption while it's idle.

      Of course it's a server used by only me, in a very hot office, so the circumstances are probably not that common :) I could probably do it as well if I took the time and effort to do some research....

    26. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just google it and quit being a whiney noob.

    27. Re:Very long list by damium · · Score: 2, Informative

      Related:
      MS03-008: Flaw in Windows Script Engine may allow code to run.

      And I thought it was supposed to do that...

    28. Re:Very long list by iantri · · Score: 4, Informative

      Laptops.. they throttle the processor to increase battery life..

    29. Re:Very long list by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      Summary of kernel changes from v2.6.1 to v2.6.2

      [SCTP] ADDIP: Support for processing ASCONF chunks and respond with ASCONF_ACK chunks.

      Clear as mud.

      Remember, Linux zealotry is still zealotry.

      -Nano.

    30. Re:Very long list by kscguru · · Score: 1
      I like

      323475 A "Stop 0xc0000244" Error Occurs When You Audit Policy Changes If CrashOnAuditFail Is Turned On

      So they fixed it... but why exactly is there a setting to deliberately crash? What ever happend to returning errors?

      (Note: no, I haven't looked up this setting and there may be a perfectly logical explanation. But a setting to crash the computer ... hahaha!)

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    31. Re:Very long list by spacefrog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because if the temperatures reach those thresholds, then your 'properly designed heat solution' obviously isn't.

      If you have a 'properly designed heat solution' then you should never get throttled or should only be throttled very very little.

      This is a case of the OS responding to a condition *prior* to the computer locking up. The Linux kernel has a similar feature.

    32. Re:Very long list by quinto2000 · · Score: 1

      what the heck kind of comparison can you make between a changelog and a bug fix list? Not every change in the linux kernel is a bug fix.

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    33. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting? Mod this dumbass down. It's obvious he just wishes to skew facts and information to raise suspicion of Windows in an area that requires no such paranoia.

    34. Re:Very long list by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1, Interesting

      No, this is exactly what the registry is for. It is a central place for applications (and the OS) to keep their settings. Imagine what would happen if you used a config file. You would end up like linux where every application has its own config file in its own format in a different place. Having it in the registry means you know where it is, you can use standard APIs to manipulate the data, etc. This is good. Saying each app should design its own way of storing these settings is like saying it should be bundled with its own file system to store saved files. It's ridiculous.

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    35. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you, but XP has never crashed on me in over two years. Ever.

    36. Re:Very long list by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      This should not be the purvue of software. Throttling the CPU should be a function of the CPU.
      Got a lot of empty clock ticks between instructions? Throttle back.
      Got almost no null clock ticks? Speed up.

      Likewise: Getting too warm? Throttle back. Cool enough? Speed up.

      The Intel hardware already does this, as does AMD to some extent. Transmetta and VIA's offerings are low enough power not to really matter.
      -nB

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    37. Re:Very long list by kernelfoobar · · Score: 1

      The linux kernel is not an OS, you are comparing the seed of an apple to an entire watermelon.

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    38. Re:Very long list by lyonsden · · Score: 1

      Yeah - that way if something happens to one file, ALL of your settings for EVERY application are hosed. What a great idea!

    39. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux can do this, I forget the exact option, and I'm not near my box, but poke around next time you build a kernel.

    40. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you think that is a long list?!

      obviously haven't seen the lst of things it breaks...

    41. Re:Very long list by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Uh. Click the knowledge base link RIGHT NEXT TO THE SUMMARY for the full report. Did you not notice that there were links there or something?

      Talk about going out of your way to complain about something Microsoft does... criminy. They've always done it this way for every single service pack before.

    42. Re:Very long list by warrax_666 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Having it in the registry means you know where it is,

      That's like saying you know where every configuration file is because it's stored somewhere under '/'.

      (Although you do have a point about every program using a different syntax. Using the same syntax does really help all that much because you still have to understand the semantics of what you're changing to screw something up).
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    43. Re:Very long list by LnxAddct · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have no idea what you are talking about. Most apps use some kind of lib or something to access their configs, that keeps the config to a standard, at least internally to the app. If you have another application that needs to access that config, its usually fairly easy to do so. What your saying is, its good to make it easy for any application to access any other application's configuration. How often do you just randomly pick a registry entry and decide to use it for something? When you write your program you know what you'll need and you predefine the config files or in your case the registry. As long as you know what your accessing and how to access it, nothing else matters. The worse thing about the registry is how easily it becomes corrupted. Also, as far as I know there is no tool bundled with Windows to allow you to edit the registry from the command line. So what do you do when your registry is hosed and you can't boot to a gui? I may be wrong, but I don't beleive there is a way to edit it easily from DOS, and booting into Linux is useless because the registry isn't editable with a text editor or something simple like it should be. The registry is a great idea in theory, but horrible in practice.
      Regards,
      Steve

    44. Re:Very long list by blanks · · Score: 1

      Power management. When you pull out your power plug, your screen dims, cpu drops 30% hard drive slows down at 40% power, everything drops to only 30-50% normal quality/speed. Its something to save battery life.

    45. Re:Very long list by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I do in fact know what I'm talking about and I've had to deal with this a lot. Firstly, the way config files are used is not standard. Saying that "Most apps use some kind of lib or something to access their configs" just confirms that they are not all the same. And it isn't true that no one other than original app writer will ever want to change the settings. What if I want to write a script that is going to go through for each use on my system and set some preference? If all of the settings are in the registry, I know ahead of time how to do it (once I look up the names of the relevant keys and values) with standard APIs. With text files, I need to write my own parsing code which I am going to need to change next time I am dealing with settings for a different program. Ugh. What if I sometimes work with the code of different programs that use different standards? Not of these are huge obstacles in practice, but it's a pain and it's just not as good as having everything standardized in one format.

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    46. Re:Very long list by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      That's like saying you know where every configuration file is because it's stored somewhere under '/'.

      No, it's not like that. With the registry, if I want to find the settings for an app named Foo made by the Bar company, I know that its settings will be at {HKLM,HKCU}\software\bar\foo\ . I can go there and find the relevant settings. With config files, I have no such assurance. The file for a given app may be in any of a number of different places, plus sometimes a newer version of an app will change the way it does things.
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    47. Re:Very long list by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      If you store them all in config files scattered over your hard drive and then the hard drive dies, you are also hosed. No matter what, you need to back up your data or you risk this happening.

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    48. Re:Very long list by flibuste · · Score: 1

      Well...look at how Java programs handle their property files through the use of one API (actually, one class). It ensure that:
      * Config files all look the same.
      * You don't need to write your own parsing.
      All apps still work when you re-install your OS, unlike Windows App. As an example, I had to re-install WinXP and Linux Mandrake recently. I lost all my settings from the Windows machine (because it's all in the damn registry) and NONE on Linux.
      I am definitely not a Linux fan, but really...the Windows registry is an awful shame.

    49. Re:Very long list by ribond · · Score: 2, Informative

      as far as I know there is no tool bundled with Windows to allow you to edit the registry from the command line

      In Windows XP and the Windows Server 2003 products "reg.exe" is provided for command line registry manipulations.
      Ex: reg query HKLM\Software\Microsoft\

      To repair the registry:
      - Boot to safemode (bang on f8 post-post and before the windows flag pops up, the menu options are there. This loads a minimal system, usually bypassing any badness you've perpetrated and allowing you to prune and update to your hearts content. You can even use System Restore to reteat to a prior (known good) configuration.
      - Boot to the recovery console (minor recovery support -- mostly enable/disable services, really).
      - ...and the big easy:Insert your OS cd and (when prompted) "press any key". Select the "Repair Installation" option from the second screen to rebuild the registry and system files-- comparable to running an upgrade of Windows from the same version of Windows. It's the most complete solution for repairing your windows installation.

    50. Re:Very long list by ccalvert · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I consider myself pretty tough on Microsoft, and I particularly don't like the registry, and definitely prefer text files. And contrary to the opinion of the other person who replied to you, there are standard APIs for accessing the values in .INI files or property files.

      But nevertheless, I have to say that it is unfair to claim that the Registry is easily corrupted. It can be corrupted, and if it is corrupted, really, really, bad things happen. Nevertheless, it very rarely does get corrupted, and a back up copy is kept, and I believe installed automatically if necessary.

      It is fair to say that the registry is a bad idea, and that if it is corrupted the system could completely collapse, making it a serious single point of failure. But it is not fair to say that it is easily corrupted. I'm not sure I've seen a case of a corrupted registry in the last 5 or 6 years, though I did used to see them from time to time back in the good old days.

      Of course, if someone has some compelling stories of registry corruption, it would be interesting to hear them. And though I'm sure such stories exist, I bet they are rare.

      By the way:

      You can add information to the registry from the command line. Create a file with a .REG extension, put the right data in it like this:

      - -
      REGEDIT

      HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\TestApp.Application = Delphi Automation Server Test App

      - -

      Now type:

      start myFile.reg

      and it goes into the registry.

      Final note, .NET programming brings back text files for configuration in the form of .config files. There are standard APIs for accessing their settings. So it looks like even Microsoft is finally admitting that the registry might not have been such a good idea.

      - Charlie

    51. Re:Very long list by nuggetman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is why $diety invented the home directory. It's there, I don't understand why app developers refuse to use it. Especially on nix based systems like Linux and OS X, where you just put a .appname folder and put the config files in there and the user doesn't see it unless they want to.

      Life would be much easier (especially in the way windows installs programs. On the mac you can juts copy your apps folder over to a new install and they'll all work, try doing that with Program Files)

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    52. Re:Very long list by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      To update the list of last accessed files? To save different recording preferences like bitrate, input device, etc?

      Why should any software such as a media player need the registry?

      Software such as this has no business storing it's settings anywhere other than it's own INI file, either in some kind of universal settings directory (and then in it's own subdirectory of need be) or more acceptably, in it's own application directory.

      In the case of software that benefits from user specific settings, the user's own personal settings directory(folder/whatever) is the best option.

      Things like media players don't need to be fiddling with the registery.

      I even find it hard to justify Explorer saving settings in the registry.

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    53. Re:Very long list by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      We're talking about Windows here. What Windows program doesn't make changes the registry?

    54. Re:Very long list by dufunk · · Score: 1

      True enough... -- Dave Smith dave@prokmu.com http://www.prokmu.com/

    55. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if the audit log can't be written for some reason then the setting makes the system rather than allow a user to carry out actions that aren't logged.

    56. Re:Very long list by TClevenger · · Score: 1
      And if you want to move those settings to a new machine, you have to export those keys? Most of the time that doesn't even work for me.

      I like my OS. All of my settings are stored as XML files under /Library/Preferences or ~/Library/Preferences, depending on whether they're local or global files. And I don't have to worry about IE "Helper objects" (spyware) burying themselves in obscure parts of the registry.

    57. Re:Very long list by admdrew · · Score: 1

      Considering this is a list of fixes, not current vulnerabilities, I don't see any hackers finding any direct use for it (though the resourceful hacker may use the list as a reference point to see if any other vulnerabilities exist...).

      What exactly is "2.1"? I know there was SP1 and SP1a, but I believe that 1a simply removed Java to comply with the whole SunMicro thing. I doubt there will be a patch for SP2, as any issues aren't really bugs in the software. Also, in my experience, there aren't many issues with SP2 at all. My visual styles broke (mainly because I use custom .msstyles, something that requires a fix to implement), and I had to disable the firewall for some programs to work (use a hardware firewall instead), but other than that everything works fine.

      A lot of people I know are going for SP2 right now, be it the geeks who want to try it out or the normal people that see it as another update. Maybe they're not the norm, but I don't see a whole lot of people specifically avoiding it.

    58. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what you are talking about.

      Actually it sounds like you have no idea what you are talking about.

      Most apps use some kind of lib or something to access their configs...

      "lib or something"? You sound so sure of yourself.

      Also, as far as I know there is no tool bundled with Windows to allow you to edit the registry from the command line.

      As far as I know, you are wrong. REG.EXE is available atleast on XP and 2003.

    59. Re:Very long list by LO0G · · Score: 1
      That setting exists to prevent an attacker from hiding their tracks by flooding the audit log with bogus audits. The eventlog (which holds audit information) has three ways of dealing with being full. The first is to overwrite the oldest audit record when it gets full. The second is to stop generating new events, the 3rd is to crash te computer (see http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=htt p://support.microsoft.com:80/support/kb/articles/q 140/0/58.asp&NoWebContent=1 for more information).

      If the system blue-screens, it tends to be pretty noticible, which makes it harder for an attacker to hide their tracks.

      Btw, there's no UI for this setting, you need to manually turn it on.

    60. Re:Very long list by Rick+Genter · · Score: 1
      I think the reason Microsoft uses
      123462 - A flaw in Internet Explorer may allow an attacker to control your computer
      instead of
      123462 - Spoofed packet may escalate privileges
      is that Joe Sixpack is more likely to respond to the first than the second.
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    61. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think before you criticize. CPU throttling is used on laptops as a powersave feature.

    62. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If your programs has settings, it should be accessing the registry. This includes preferences, last accessed, etc.

      A sound recorder also needs to see which sound codecs are available. How does it do that? You guessed it- check the registry.

      You can always go with a flat-level config file for preferences, but using the registry is recommended, and better (as long as it's done well, which goes without saying for any program).

    63. Re:Very long list by welsh+git · · Score: 1

      The idea of the registry is ok, but making it all one file is the problem.

      Why not have everything under a central *directory* rather than a central *file* ?

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    64. Re:Very long list by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why the heck would you keep that in there? Why not as an XML file somewhere? The last thing you need is something that writes to the registry each time a program is launched. If said program crashes, it could corrupt your registry, which is not a good thing.

      Unless every application can only be launched one instance at a time, you'll still need to write code to handle multiple processes trying to read/write at the same time to that XML file. This is what the Registry gives you.

      This seems to be a favorite target of Linux advocacy trolls, I've noticed. Nobody says this is the perfect solution, but it gives you a way of storing a hierarchical collection of name/value pairs of various types of data. In that, it works well. Run Sysinternals' RegMon if your curious how often the Registry gets hit for reads and writes. Curiously, to date I've NEVER had to deal with a corrupt registry file.

      I love Linux, depending on the distribution. I've used various other *nix systems. I've used VMS for heaven's sake. I've also used Windows and don't mind it too much. I don't get my undies in a knot about specific details of how these operating systems are implemented, I work around them and get my job done.

    65. Re:Very long list by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, I'm not knocking the registry, just wondering if there is a better way to do it. I'm a Mac user and have never had to deal with a registry in my life. (Extension conflicts, kernel panics, and PRAM zaps I'm familiar with.) Apple puts a lot of information into various XML files scattered throughout the system.

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    66. Re:Very long list by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      how i wish that was the case

    67. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go back to school, open the books this time, and learn to read the manuals and other documentation.

      back up the registry before you dive in and try your scriptkiddy skills on it, or, dont touch the registry if you have no freaking clue how....

    68. Re:Very long list by CaptainABAB · · Score: 1

      No one has issues that databases use ONE FILE for ..ummm... everything as well. All the financial data for a company, all the orders for an ecommerce site, etc. Yet the registry, which is really a DB in of itself, gets criticized for the same exact thing. Both have measures to prevent corruption and perform some type of backup routine, etc.

    69. Re:Very long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, The registry is a horrible idea in theory, AND horrible in practice.

      What sort of dumb arse idea was it to put all the settings in one place, with the system settings, not editable by using a text editor, etc.

      A much better idea is to have a bunch of ini files in a config directory hidden in the home directory.
      (Rather then having a bunch of hidden directories clogging up the home directory like in Linux.)

    70. Re:Very long list by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      funny how windows XP has the $username\Application data\ directory, which is used more by OSS software than native windows stuff.

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    71. Re:Very long list by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is understandable, and for the most part I agree with you - however, what data format is best?

      When I need to edit a configuration file, I sure as heck don't want to type XML out for my frequently reconfigured application that requires simple directives. Ever mess with Tomcat? Hacking on that configuration scheme is a total nightmare.

      However, for something more robust like apache, a more involved configuration is required. Apache's configuration is so right, nothing could make me happier - FOR APACHE. Yes, it's a form of XML (IIRC it uses expat or a modified expat to parse the configuration), but it's hardly strict and rarely cumbersome.

      Realistically, when I'm editing /etc/aliases, do I want to do this:

      <?xml>
      <aliases>
      <user name="root">
      <to>me</to>
      <to>myboss</to>
      <to>my coworker</to>
      <to>management</to>
      </user>
      </ali ases>

      (yes I know a mailing list would be better served in this example - I am trying to illustrate a point)

      or this?

      root: me
      root: management
      root: mycoworker
      root: myboss

      I'll learn 30,000 configuration formats to prevent the mess in the first example from taking over my system.

      The nice thing about Mac OS X, those XML files that are scattered everywhere are almost never touched (at least on my machine) - if they're not configured through the GUI, they're generally some kind of internal data that I don't need to touch - at least, I haven't had to yet.

      However, mucking in /etc is commonplace (although OS X does a great job of screwing that up as soon as I touch the GUI again, arg)

      As for your program parsing comments, here's a very simple solution:

      If you have a program which is 'glue' for multiple programs that use multiple configurations, write a program that parses both formats and creates a third format. If your target programs are decently designed they will mostly likely use one of the following types of configurations:

      m4 - which is made to do conversions, writing the rules are daunting at first, but it's just like any other language.

      XML - XSLT, XPath, all stuff that is easily available (and I'm sure you already know about)

      plain old text files - generally when someone uses the above two their app is sufficiently complex to warrant one, when someone uses this, generally it's simple - if not, the "big" services all have (E)BNF waiting and ready in their RFC's or man pages. Just about anything else can be parsed with two builtins in the perl interpreter: split() and join() (pick another OSS language if that one doesn't suit you - they all have equivalents for reasons that will be left as an exercise to the reader).

      In reality the third is the time waster, for obvious reasons. However, once you know how to parse a zone file, sudoers, etc, you don't have to write it again. In reality the ever-changing configurations are the simple ones, the ones that fall into the split() and join() category. In rare cases, you might have to use a regular expression, oh dear.

      another thing is important to mention, that is the fact that if you are mucking around in a configuration file for an application so often, generally one of two things are the problem: you need to constantly adjust this program based on technical or business requirements, or your program does not provide ample command line options. In the latter case, perhaps your programming resources could be used to either add the options to the program (libpopt is very easy to use and almost every GNU program uses it, if not, they're probably using getopt(), a little more painful but fairly standard nonetheless), or find one that suits your needs from a configuration perspective - after all, if the author of the program didn't think command line options or a good, easy to edit configuration were important, there's probably a good number of features it's missing anyways.

    72. Re:Very long list by NuclearDog · · Score: 0

      Who the hell is Joe Sixpack?!? One of these days I'd just like to pull out a 12 gauge and shoot this idiot so we can all start writing half-sane programs!

      ND
      (Yes, I know what is meant by Joe Sixpack, that was an incredibly lame attempt at being funny.)

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    73. Re:Very long list by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      None of my unix machines have crashed on me in oh, 10 years or more? That includes Linux, FreeBSD, Solaris, SunOS 4, IRIX, Digital OSF/1 etc..
      An os not crashing in 2 years is not an achievement, that should be considered normal... An os that does crash is simply unacceptable.

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    74. Re:Very long list by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
      Laptops.. they throttle the processor to increase battery life..

      But I have a desktop, you INSENTITIVE CLOD!

    75. Re:Very long list by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      you just put a .appname folder and put the config files in there

      In the old days it was enough for most applications to have

      $HOME/.appnamerc

      ./.appnamerc

      or, for real short configuration, storage in an environment variable as
      APPNAME="specifications"

      and perhaps have system-wide utilities configured using
      /etc/appnamerc
      where the files were simply full of Name = Value specifications.

      Now, though, a lot of applications like to manage not just configuration settings, not just per-user configuration settings, but things like cached data, temporary files, lock files, serialized objects, network handles, etc.

      It's a tough problem to solve, but you'd prefer that the best solution be intuitive and followed by most applications.

      Has the LSB come out with any recommendations on this topic?

      Someone might need to come up with a MetaConfig facility to oversee the diverse particular solutions. The extra layer of abstraction might add complexity, but potentially could simplify things for most people.

      I'm not even sure it's ludicrous for an application to have its own filesystem. That is, in the same way that the kernel exposes things through /proc , user space applications might like to manage settings in /application or something like that, but with provision for multi-user systems, preserving state if need be, etc.

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    76. Re:Very long list by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      There was supposed to be some feature in the paladium (or whatever it is called now) that would make the system slow and sluggish. My guess is it is somethign to actually do with that. Imagine you install an app, and then loose you internet conection and that app cannot phone home. All the sudden your system slows to a craw because some microsoft DRM thinks you stole the app.

      It has been my impresion that intel processors have had a throtling system built in for a while and While AMD's processor doesn't do it, the new mainboards are suposed to set off an alarm and then turn the system off. I'm with you in thinking this shouldn't be any were on the map as far as the OS is concerned.

  2. How many months did it take? by cwebb1977 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Okay, tell meonce again how many months it took to root out those errors? Some where known for a long time. And I expected a longer list... waaaaay longer!

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    1. Re:How many months did it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard to tell how long they took to be fixed. Aren't all of the previous bug fixes rolled up into the service pack? How many dozen patches have there been between SP1 and SP2?

    2. Re:How many months did it take? by Scoria · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Okay, tell meonce again how many months it took to root out those errors? Some where known for a long time. And I expected a longer list... waaaaay longer!

      Modifying a large operating system while attempting not to "break" any end-user configurations is nothing short of a prodigious task.

      The modifications were probably developed and committed to the Windows source tree in a relatively short period of time. However, Windows must accommodate a diverse array of configurations, including many that are very "fragile" and obscure. Because of this, the modified build likely endured an extensive testing process, hence the multiple delays.

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    3. Re:How many months did it take? by AgntOrnge · · Score: 2

      Why should it be way longer? Maybe you can let us know what reproducable and verifiable bugs they missed.

    4. Re:How many months did it take? by Zone-MR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I expected a longer list... waaaaay longer!

      Is this the usual anti-MS knee jerk reaction, or could you actually name any bugs in particular which haven't been fixed? I certainly couldn't name more than 20 bugs (I'm talking about bugs in the operating system, not instabilities linked to 3rd party device drivers, etc). The list seems pretty long to me, waaaaay longer than I would have expected.

    5. Re:How many months did it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know of at least one bug they fixed that's not on this list: When accessing a machine via remote desktop, some machines would not allow you to keep the sound at the remote machine. This one really annoyed me because I run a headless music server that plays through a small stereo amp. After installing XP SP2 this got fixed. I know MS has reputation for not publicly listing some bugs they know of. I once opened a support case to fix a problem with that stupid zip folders "feature" in XP. (It was freezing the desktop for 5 minutes at a time if you opened a directory in explorer that had a zip file > 1GB). I checked the KB long after the support case was "resolved" but it never showed up. The resolution the tech support guy gave me was "don't do that". Now I just de-register the DLL that handles this stupid feature.

    6. Re:How many months did it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like the long errata pages of linux distros??

    7. Re:How many months did it take? by Rostin · · Score: 1

      And in fact I got an email a day or two ago from our distributed control system vendor warning us not to install SP2 on their operator/configuration consoles. SP2 and their software don't get along, and they are "working with Microsoft to resolve the issue."

    8. Re:How many months did it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      So? Windows is fairly standard; there are many, many more possible Linux configurations, considering the range of platforms on which it runs, along with the vast number of distros. Then you have different compiler versions, glibc versions, kernel versions...

      And yet bugfix updates always go smoothly, because the system was designed better in the first place. Small, standalone components working together -- that's what UNIX is all about. With Windows, however, it's a big shaky stack of old and new technologies hobbled onto one another, with ancient code that can't be removed because of design issues, and new code that has to be shoehorned in awkwardly.

      Hey, I agree that it's tough for Microsoft. But it's not an excuse -- they should've designed and engineered the system much more cleanly and smoothly, so components could be bugfixed without others being affected. Many other OS vendors have managed this, even with still-running OSes that predate Windows, so you'd expect the world's largest and richest software company to have some kind of handle on it.

    9. Re:How many months did it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are many, many more possible Linux configurations

      As you learn the moment you have a problem, because the first thing people suggest is to install a completely different distribution.

      But Microsoft doesn't have the luxury of saying "Oh, you're using Gentoo, that's funny, we don't have this problem under Debian. Install Debian and then tell us if it still happens." They couldn't even get away with "We don't support Windows 98 anymore, so you should upgrade to XP." One thing they've done right is spending so much energy on backward compatibility. In fact, they've done such a good job of it that they get the blame when something doesn't run. Nobody ever says "This program is broken; it doesn't run under Windows XP." They say "Windows XP is shit, it won't even run this program."

      And yet bugfix updates always go smoothly

      The best part of Slashdot is the humor section.

    10. Re:How many months did it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pure FUD!!!

      due to the complexity of Linux and its NON standard clusterfook methods, one has to wonder how the fook it can be patched. Read all the cfg files, learn to compile, or use flags/switches for a commandline installation, yaaaa, the typical USER sure can do this...

      now that the linuxdrones of /. are looking, if you dont understand the first fooking thing about MS os's, why the hell are you making up BULLSHIT lies about it?!?!?!?!

      read up
      STFU
      learn to grow up soon, or be left in the cold like so many biased mislead drones of the past...

  3. Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by USAPatriot · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Of the list of slashdot topics, only Microsoft and the Windows icons are of a derogatory and belittling nature.

    Why is it so hard that the editors can't use the appropriate icons for them?

    It's time this site starts to grow up.

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    1. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by ack154 · · Score: 0

      How is the Windows icon derogaroty or belittling?? It's a WINDOW! And it even has the MS colors!

      The MS one is kind of funny though.

    2. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What are you talking about? The one for Apple has a huge bite taken out it!

    3. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by dave420 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed. How are people supposed to take Linux seriously when a very large (and very vocal) linux-friendly community uses such childish imagery to describe their competitors. If you go on microsoft.com, they don't call linux "linsux" and have pictures of tux fucking a hooker.

    4. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      pictures of tux fucking a hooker.

      I totally need this for my desktop wallpaper.

    5. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of the list of slashdot topics, only Microsoft and the Windows icons are of a derogatory and belittling nature.

      And the wheelbarrow for databases.

    6. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not the actual windows logo. it's a made up icon that probably took more work to do than to copy and paste it directly from Microsoft.

      why is that?

    7. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Klar · · Score: 1

      I think he means the one at the top of the page with Bill Gates/Borg. It is pretty funny, and how else will we know that microsoft are like the borg if slashdot icons don't tell us?

    8. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I couldn't agree more.

      Seeing how this side makes fun of the richest man in the world and a convicted monopoly allways brings me close to tears.

      Seriously, there is nothing wrong with making a little fun of microsoft. There really isn't.

    9. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Funny
      If you go on microsoft.com, they don't call linux "linsux" and have pictures of tux fucking a hooker.

      Because everyone knows that geeks wouldn't know what to do with a hooker if they had one anyway.

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    10. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tux and a hooker ... cool!

      Penguin on girl action is just what we want!

      And I don't mean Bugess Meredith or Danny Devito. That'd be to gross for words.

    11. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by secondsun · · Score: 0

      Indeed. How are people supposed to take Linux seriously when a very large (and very vocal) linux-friendly community uses such childish imagery to describe their competitors. If you go on microsoft.com, they don't call linux "linsux" and have pictures of tux fucking a hooker.

      That is because one of these entities is a corporaion and the other is a community.

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    12. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by aelbric · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Copyright issues?

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    13. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by mahdi13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, Slashdot can't use Microsoft's logos...MS would sue Slashdot if they did for copyright/trademark infringement!

      It's not a geek thing, it's a lawyer thing

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    14. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Megaweapon · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's time this site starts to grow up.

      ..says the guy with the all caps, boldface sig.

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    15. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by dave420 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And that means you get away with being immature how, exactly? Or, is this just another really, really good example of the double-standards this site has with Microsoft?

      Whatever MS does, good or bad, is branded bad and accepted. Whatever linux does, good or bad, is branded good and anyone who says otherwise is a troll.

    16. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Found on planetspace.de:

      "Microsoft is not the Borg collective. The Borg collective has got proper networking."

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    17. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by nova20 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of the list of slashdot topics, only Microsoft and the Windows icons are of a derogatory and belittling nature.

      I think that the education icon is somewhat belittling... 2+2=5 ?

      -nova20

    18. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      its a broken colored window, dumbass. Its degratory to Catholics because its stained glass.

    19. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Informative

      How is the Windows icon derogaroty or belittling?

      If you look very closely, its either a very nice stained glass window, or each pane is cracked.

      I leave the decision of which it is to the reader, who shoudl bear in mind that this is /.

    20. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by nova20 · · Score: 1

      How is the Windows icon derogaroty or belittling?? It's a WINDOW! And it even has the MS colors!

      Look closer... all the window panes are cracked.

      -nova20

    21. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But people always can beat out the borg.. and microsoft seems to have the ability to beat the people

    22. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by mobby_6kl · · Score: 5, Funny

      >>pictures of tux fucking a hooker.
      >I totally need this for my desktop wallpaper.

      Well you may want to check this out. Not exactly tux fucking a hooker, but still
      1) Tux is involved
      2) Fucking is involved ;)

    23. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by 10Ghz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if you go to Redhat.com, they don't call Microsoft "Micro$oft" or something like that. But I bet you can find some pro-Windows fansites/blogs and the like in the net where they use childish phrases to describe Linux and Linux-users.

      And besides, Microsoft has called Linux "a toy", "anti-american" and GPL "a virus". Why is that "professional" whereas Slashdots images are not?

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    24. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by BenjyD · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is Slashdot, generally a F/OSS advocacy site. Microsoft is about as opposite in beliefs from the general audience of /. as it is possible to get - they've referred to OSS as a "cancer" and actively try to limit its growth.
      Why shouldn't the icons represent the distrust and dislike of MS this has created amongst the /, readership? It's a tongue-in-cheek thing anyway.

    25. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      Yeah for extremely large values of 2. Didn't you ever take electronics? They round so much that 2+2 can = 3,4, or 5.

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    26. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes little sense. It is fine to use another company's logo when referring to that company and they do it with several other companies. They even do it with Apple and no one protects their IP more strongly than Apple.

    27. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by 10Ghz · · Score: 3, Insightful
      And that means you get away with being immature how, exactly?


      Microsoft calls Linux "a toy". Why isn't that immature?
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    28. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by essreenim · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stop error message on a blue screen when you transfer data to a USB device in Windows XP'
      Yes, thankyou for reminding me. What Windows OS or service pack would be complete without it..?

    29. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by SirDaShadow · · Score: 1

      Why is it so hard that the editors can't use the appropriate icons for them?

      Does anyone see the irony of someone complaining about this when the icon is a broken window and the topic is about a list of windows bugs fixed?

    30. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because no child would ever call something a "Toy" to insult it.

    31. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Basically, your correct.

      Last time I checked we're on the "IN-TER-NET". You know that place that is practially a blackhole of all things immature.

      If you were to map the internet like a galaxy, Slashdot would be tucked over in the corner next to the obscene jokes and well stuff involving well hung midgets and horny lonely housewives.

      Microsoft could release a patch that just by installing would cure world hunger and shrink maligant tumors and the headline on Slashdot would be "Microsoft distrupts food distribution and healthcare systems worldwide!"

      So, in short, if your looking for unbiased punctunal and definitative coverage of the every evolving internet, this is not the place.

      If however, your looking for the diatribes of cynical, world weary geeks, who know the whole world is basically built on match sticks and is gleefully waiting for the day the whole place comes tumbling down, you've found it.

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    32. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Frit+Mock · · Score: 1

      "Indeed. How are people supposed to take Linux seriously when a very large (and very vocal) linux-friendly community uses such childish imagery to describe their competitors. If you go on microsoft.com, they don't call linux "linsux" and have pictures of tux fucking a hooker."

      Well, it looks like microsofts "the grown up" is FUD...

    33. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because we fucking hate the bastards! Slashdot is not a corporate news portal - it's still fundamentally a fan-run advocacy site. It's ludicrous to imagine that Slashdot should pretend to be neutral, or mature, about these things

    34. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by AstroDrabb · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, the OSS community should all grow up like MS and spread a bunch of FUD instead. Bogus benchmarks and TCO studies are a much better way then having a funny Bill-Borg image. Then we can get a bunch of patents and fight like children in court over who thought up the multiple clicks "innovation" first.

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    35. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is something a 4 year old child would say.

      "Wahhhh, Bobby hit me!! Wahhhh!"

      How do you want the Linux community to be percieved? As a "name-calling four year old child" or a mature professional community producing good software quietly and consistantly becoming better and better?

      "Gates-as-Borg" icons helps foster which image?

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    36. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Does anyone see the irony of someone complaining about this when the icon is a broken window and the topic is about a list of windows bugs fixed?

      Yes, just like when there's the kernel release of the week, the icon for it changes to Tux on the crapper with a case of the trots. So yeah, what are they complaining about?!? Fair is fair!

      When MS releases a patch, they're just assholes since their software is so "buggy", but when theres a kernel release(which are bug fixes mostly), time for the geeks to puff up their chests and pat each other on the backs. WTF?

    37. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you look very closely, its either a very nice stained glass window, or each pane is cracked.

      Don't be rediculous. Those are just speed-holes to make the OS run faster.

    38. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by loophard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      totally agree. Many /. posters wear me down sometimes with the over-the-top, non-objective windows bashing. No wonder some people have a hard time taking open source seriously. time to act professional.

    39. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by gowen · · Score: 1

      Right. And SCOForum doesn't host talks called "Free Software and the Fools Who Use It"

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    40. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Kethinov · · Score: 1
      "Microsoft is not the Borg collective. The Borg collective has got proper networking."
      Add two parts Janeway (nonmatching timelines as necessary); stirl well. Results in nicely fried Borg Collective.
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    41. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You missed out the "and embraces double-standards as a way of life, vehemently opposing anything remotely truthful if it contradicts a tenet of the /. philosophy" :)

    42. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      Does anyone see the irony of someone complaining about this when the icon is a broken window and the topic is about a list of windows bugs fixed?

      I kinda agree. The nature of Slashdot does mean that the majority of stories about Windows itself tend to mainly be about bugs and bug-fixes. So although somewhat belittling, the "Broken Windows" Icon is quite appropriate.
      Maybe if there were more articles about Windows that were about the otehr aspects of Windows than just the bugs then a more appropriate Icon would be needed. But seeing that most Windows stories are about "broken windows" then it makes sense.

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    43. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      Maybe at some point ./ will allow us to actually edit our posts...

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    44. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Brando_Calrisean · · Score: 1

      Interesting thing I saw the other day, while driving through Arnprior, Ontario - a church there had completely ripped off the windows logo for their signage. When I saw the sign, I thought I was seeing things... the Church of Microsoft? Creepy. Please don't burn me at the stake!

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    45. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Microsoft calls Linux "a toy". Why isn't that immature?

      Linux users call Windows "an operating system".

      There's nothing to be gained by adopting the same immature tactics as the enemy. Businesses (if that's your target market) will either get confused or sit on the sidelines, quietly sniggering.

    46. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by biet · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But they used the Internet Explorer logo

    47. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the BSD one.... it's a picture of satan! Or does that count as a MS one too?

      It would make sense in a way....

    48. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Well, make up your mind - either slashdot is (at least partially) about advocacy, or it can afford to be immature. Immaturity can only hurt advocacy, unless you're advocating to the immature.

      Sure, you can rely on other, better known sources to advocate Linux for you, but when they mention slashdot, and the managers and other people you really have to convince follow the link and see what it's like, how many influential people do you think would be put off by exactly that immaturity that you seek to excuse?

    49. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by FireFury03 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you go on microsoft.com, they don't call linux "linsux" and have pictures of tux fucking a hooker.

      microsoft.com is a corporate website, slashdot is an unofficial messageboard for geeks...

      Besides, if slashdot used the real MS logo they're probably get sued into the ground for infringing the trademark every time someone made a bad comment about MS.

    50. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Mateito · · Score: 4, Funny
      Will this do?

      Worksafe... unless your boss is a penguin.

    51. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doen't seem to stop them from using good and well meaning logos of other corporates.

      I would expect MS to have more problems with broken windows and cyborg chairmans than accredited icons.

    52. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, even if they do call Linux 'a toy' etc...

      Why does that make it OK to act childish?

      Two wrongs don't make a right, and two childish acts do not make for an intelligent conversation.

    53. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      imagine that Slashdot should pretend to be neutral, or mature

      nope, I never once thought /. was capable of acting mature...I always envisioned /. as a haven for 12 year old pimple faced kiddies, with compound rejection issues with society (who wants a ranting baby around, spouting fud about os's?, I would rather change the diaper of a retired politician then put up with a /.linux troll)

    54. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Frequanaut · · Score: 1

      Well, it's much the same as the home page you've linked to your slashdot user name.

      It's partisan. Really, the irony of you posting this question is wonderful. Do you appreciate it?

      And remember: dissent is the greatest gift the founders of the country left to us. Dissent and discussion are what separates us from fascists, communists and other totalitarian regimes.

    55. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In this context, "advocacy site" is a euphemism for "nakedly partisan site". A site whose purpose is to advocate Linux for those who haven't made a decision is a different thing entirely.

      We're never going to disguise the fact that there are a lot of Linux users who fucking hate Microsoft, and we would be wrong to try. Sure, don't use these icons in the slideshow you make for your boss to convince them to switch, but don't insist we all pretend we're still undecided about whether Microsoft are a bunch of bastards who we hate.

    56. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Judg3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The difference is that Linux people can make a logical arguement, Microsoft salesmen can only make up big lies and format them so stupid people who've been conditoned through schools accept it

      Not necessarily true - you say this because you are pro-Linux and anti-Microsoft. But I bet if you went to someone who was the exact opposite, you'd hear the exact opposite.

      Besides, I've taken part on meetings where Linux vendor X was telling us to switch from Windows to Linux, and in other companies it's been Microsoft telling us why we should switch from Linux. In both cases the arguments where strong - both for and against.

      You might read some of the FUD MS puts on their site, or it's employees state 'off-the-record', but none of that goes on face to face, they are quite understanding of what their compeition is and know how to use that knowledge for their own good.

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    57. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      It'd think the 'broken windows' and 'borg gates' fall under parody rules...

      of course this whole thing was meant to be a joke and I get modded informative and insightful...good ol' Slashdot! =)

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    58. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

      Certainly you'd never do something as sad as read /., or post to it.

    59. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      If you go on microsoft.com, they don't call linux "linsux" and have pictures of tux fucking a hooker.

      No, they just call it a cancer

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    60. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember reading an article written by the CEO of RedHat where he used the word Micro$oft plenty of times. I remember it because I found it very hard to listen to such a childish CEO. Plus if you go to RedHat.com and search for Micro$oft you get lots of hits where people use it all the time in their posts.

    61. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by djfray · · Score: 1

      No on said it wasn't immature. Also, we aren't microsoft, or linux, or apple, we are the slashdot userbase. I, for one, don't support anything like one business calling another product a toy, but that doesn't mean that we should go make a broken windows icon.

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    62. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2, Funny
      The difference is that Linux people can make a logical arguement,
      Maybe some of them can, but they sure don't post to Slashdot.
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    63. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fail to mention that it's not called linsux becuase linux does not suck ;)

      and btw

      the pictures are not of tux fucking a hooker. they are about the BSD daemon fucking tux ;)

    64. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I understand the Bill-borg derogatory (although old still kinda funny) icon but what is derogatory of the Windows Icon? I keep hearing it is derogatory but when I look at it it just looks like a non flag version of the real windows logo as it would look in doomII or Quake. (just put it in the doom shades of brown colors)

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    65. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by toriver · · Score: 1

      MS would sue Slashdot if they did for copyright/trademark infringement!

      How is that any different from using the Debian, Compaq, Corel etc. logos that are on that page?

    66. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The alternate response would be to make more of /. icons negative or derogatory. Hmmm what high tech topics deserve a negative icon?

      SCO
      Bugs
      Spam
      software patents
      ivasion of privacy
      people who bitch about what everyone else can see is a joke

    67. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Desmeso · · Score: 1

      Why is it so hard that the editors can't use the appropriate icons for them?

      Yeah! The windows icon should have flames shooting out of it, and Bill really needs skin-burning laser beams.

    68. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, flamebait that got mod'd up? One wonders from your posting history why you're here. Well, not really, but you do seem to have a knack for some of this.

      Anyhow, while Microsoft may not do much of this on the record, they do have SCO out there to troll for them and SCO is using Enderle's services* and his keynote, well, it was pure flamebait.

      * Last I saw, Enderle disputed the notion that he had been paid by them. However, whether or not he's been paid, he IS giving SCO the service of using his quotability to counter the bad press they've gotten. As you see, I did NOT say that they had paid him, I said only that he was providing them services for whatever reason.

    69. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Looking through the list of icons I see a lot of derogatory ones, lets see:

      America Online - Well that's just derogatory on its own.
      BSD - what a wimpy looking little devil, I don't think the BSD people would want to be associated with that icon.
      BUG - Does it have to be a roach? Couldn't they use a cool bug like a preying mantis?
      Communications - Come on a rotary phone?
      Education - 2 + 2 = 5 what are they teaching?
      GUI - What the hell is that anyway
      Linux Business - Tux in a tie, that's just plain insulting
      Perl - Camel, something about design by committee reference I'm sure
      PHP - now that's just bad no disputing that one
      Sci-Fi - An alien getting probed
      Software - picture of a gold CDR obviously referring to piracy
      Television - that is one of the most obscene and irrelevant Icons there is on the list
      Ximian - a monkey scratching it's ass seems at least a little derogatory

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    70. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Patik · · Score: 1
      Besides, if slashdot used the real MS logo they're probably get sued into the ground for infringing the trademark every time someone made a bad comment about MS.
      Slashdot uses the real IE logo for its icon.
    71. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And besides, Microsoft has called Linux "a toy", "anti-american" and GPL "a virus". Why is that "professional" whereas Slashdots images are not?

      Hey you forgot "a cancer".

      I'm an AC. So what?

    72. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Besides, if slashdot used the real MS logo they're probably get sued into the ground for infringing the trademark every time someone made a bad comment about MS.

      Nope. We're allowed to use trademarks (like the name "Microsoft") when discussing the conversation. It's just impolite to use the graphic when you're badmouthing someone, and the Gates-of-Borg icon is funnier.

    73. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft calls Linux "a toy". Why isn't that immature?"

      That's less mature than personal attacks against Gates himslef?

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    74. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by sproctor · · Score: 1

      Where is your sense of humor? Don't take yourself so seriously. Maybe others here take you seriously, but I don't.

      You're wrong anyway. Did you not notice "Spam"? Or were you just confused by it? Maybe you need an explanation. See, spam is fake ham, and they have a picture of a fake pig. So there's 3 steps you have to take there. Unsolicited email -> actual spam -> processed ham -> fake pig. I know it was complicated, but maybe you understand now.

      I wish all of the icons were humorous. The tux in a suit certainly is.

      Lots of people here insult "the average slashdot reader". I'd rather insult a specific slashdot reader who is a little below average.

    75. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " Why is that "professional" whereas Slashdots images are not?"

      Nobody said it was. You're only kidding yourself if you think the borg icon is on the same level. Half-truth beats science fiction.

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    76. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Linux users do NOT call Windows "an operating system". That's the point of this whole branch of discussion. Linux users simply attack and deny all things Microsoft, while Microsoft attempts to present reasoning defending their products without displaying such puerility in behaviour.

      I'm guessing you're a Linux-zealot. Here's news, open your eyes and realize you're not so goddamned righteous.

    77. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and how would that explain why Apple, Amiga, Red Hat, Netscape, and IBM logos among others are there?

    78. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by sharkey · · Score: 1
      BSD - what a wimpy looking little devil, I don't think the BSD people would want to be associated with that icon.

      Until you actually visit FreeBSD.
      Or visit Ximian
      Or PERL.
      Or PHP.

      Why not bitch about WINE, Transmeta or any of the others that are just the corporate/official logo?

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    79. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, generally a F/OSS advocacy site.

      No, Slashdot is "News for nerds. Stuff that matters." Unless stories about sci-fi book reviews have something to do with Open Source somehow...

    80. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well we fucking hate you bastards right back. Giving things away for free takes money out of the mouths of the people and their families who would have sold it, or made money installing it, supporting it, consulting on it, etc. So fuck you, motherfucker.

    81. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "The difference is that Linux people can make a logical arguement, Microsoft salesmen can only make up big lies and format them so stupid people who've been conditoned through schools accept it."

      Oh please. The Linux people are just as guilty of making up lies. Don't believe me? Go look at any MS thread. It's always negative. There are always comments modded up containing the phrase "RTFA!". There's always a +5 funny about how nobody'll give MS credit for anything. The Linux zealots often call anybody who 'defends' MS a shill. Nobody stays up to date on their anti-MS comments, either. They still attribute Windows 95 problems to XP.

      Spare us the 'holier than thou' attitude. MS may make questionable comments about MS, that doesn't excuse you guys to act like trolling turds. With behaviour like that, lots of ppl nod their heads when linux is described as a toy. The way it works around here, using Linux automatically makes you 'cool'. In the distant second place, it's a useful reliable tool.

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    82. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever linux does, good or bad, is branded good and anyone who says otherwise is a troll.

      Who is Linux?

    83. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Poltras · · Score: 1

      While reading your post, I've come with the following quote at the bottom of the page (from Slashdot database):
      Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde
      Thank you slashdot for making your opinion even clearer to me.

      Oh and I'd like to hear some logical arguments on that african children statements. I really imagine you have some proofs for backing you, like most well educated slashdot readers do.

    84. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      obviouslly those ones are not derogatory.

      **Whoosh Whoosh**
      (that was my lousy attempt at humor completely blowing by you)

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    85. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      It's a news site run by the Open Source Technology Group - "Founded [as andover.net] in 1996 with the mission to provide unbiased content, community, and commerce for the Linux and Open Source communities".

      It's run on the Open Source SlashCode engine, by the same company that runs the Open Source software sites freshmeat and sourceforge. So there's a pretty strong leaning towards F/OSS advocacy around here.

    86. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and High UID and nice name - USAPATRIOT, let me guess, you grew up since 9/11.

    87. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember when IBM wanted to sue /. for using their logo??

      Eventually IBM backed down, but in those days, ppl hated IBM almost as much as MS.

      Times change.

    88. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      "It's ludicrous to imagine that Slashdot should pretend to be neutral, or mature, about these things"

      As a self styled "thinking person" I like to see new ideas and concepts presented in a manner that is free from invective, hyperbolie, smugness, immaturity, and intense bias (a little is acceptable and expected from those who love their subject).

      If I was someone who heard about linux/open source and /. and went here for information about said topics, there is a good chance that the way that windows/Bill is mischaracterized and attacked by the community here could negatively influence me towards open source and Linux.

      It would be easy to say that this site is a representative of linux and open source movement and that those that support linux must all be a bunch of immature and hopelessly bitter individuals motivated by anger towards the establishment. Since I know this is not true (I HOPE!) I can easliy get past the stupid sigs that talk about murdering Bill Gates, blowing up the Redmond facilities, etc., and can take with a grain of salt the undue criticism and double standarding that Microsoft endures on this site.

      I wonder though how many people have been turned off by this kind of thing and have subsequently put a big black mark in the Linux column because of this.

      BTW, I think that the grand-poster was trying to make us ( the /. community) look better, not make microsoft look better, by asking that we use something more mature and appropriate to represent microsoft.

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    89. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only fools think that selling software is a long-term business plan. Welcome to the new order.

    90. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the MicroSoft logo is neither derogatory nor belittling - BG himself has told that the borg part of that pic (biotech) is his hobby. Why'd you expect rest of m$ to be any different?

    91. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, http://www.rnc.org/ -- yeah, if he does actually work for the RNC, he'd probably get fired just for reading this pinko commie /. site!!!^^

      PEACE!

    92. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by key45 · · Score: 1

      And Einstein looks pretty unhappy. I think the editors are trying to say something about how science is depressing...

    93. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Founded [as andover.net] in 1996 with the mission to provide unbiased content, community, and commerce for the Linux and Open Source communities".

      Mission to provide unbiased content? Bwhahahahaha! Thats a really good one!

      Hahaha, I sure got my laugh for the day.

    94. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is something a 4 year old child would say
      ...
      How do you want the Linux community to be percieved? As a "name-calling four year old child"
      ...
      "Gates-as-Borg" icons helps foster which image?

      I fail to follow your reasoning.

      Assume Linux is the four year old child. Then Linux would be complaining that MS was hitting it, via a nasty icon. But in this case, it's the MS icon that's being debated.

      Assume that Linux is hitting MS with a nasty icon. Then MS would be whining about how it's being hit. In this case, you're saying that MS should be perceived as the four year old child.

      Care to check your logic?

    95. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whew! Thank god I am not the only one who thinks that when I see that sign.

    96. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by ryanvm · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you go on microsoft.com, they don't call linux "linsux" and have pictures of tux fucking a hooker.

      Thanks jerk. I just had to explain to my boss what was so funny. Veeeery professional.

    97. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by sharkey · · Score: 1

      It was a welcome breeze, our heat pump is dead.

      Thank you.

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    98. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by plj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People take these things all too seriously. I have a friend who makes his living as a Linux kernel developer, and he has deliberately used the word "Lelux" in his emails when referring to Linux -- "lelu" is Finnish and means "a toy".

      Though you're right in that sense that it is not a good thing when company marketing departments start to use this sort of FUD-style terminology, like that Linux is "anti-american" or Microsoft is "evil empire", or the like. They should generally focus in telling why their product is better and not just throw dirt on their competitors.

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    99. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's time this site starts to grow up."

      This is "Slashdot". The very name is geeky humour.

      Grow up? Fuck you and the dead Protestant horse you whipped in here. I'm over forty. If you want to return to the social hell that included the IBM dress code requiring sock gaiters, you do that. I'll go with Grace Hoppper taping the first "bug" into the logs. I'll go with the jovial Woz bringing computers out of corporate control like Prometheus. I'll go with people who can smile and joke every step of the way, and pull the mickey out of uptight shits like you at every opportunity to keep the world from becoming a grey puritan shithole.

      http://americanhistory.allinfoabout.com/pictures/g race_bug350.jpg

    100. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Damn! That was cold. Hmm, maybe I should keep my windows closed [rim shot]

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    101. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and actively try to limit its growth

      yayaya, pure FUD!

      I have yet to see MS do anything ACTIVE about linux other then responding to attacks against MS by FUD tossing drones...(most of which have no clue why they are on the hate-wagon, they just want to belong to something...)

    102. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I thought penguins were ventral maters. So what do you have to do to get to visit here?

    103. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by NuclearDog · · Score: 0

      They might have simply asked Apple, Amiga, Redhat, Netscape & IBM. I'm sure a lot of companies would have no problem letting Slashdot use their logo like that, but I'm willing to bet money that Microsoft would just tell them to go to hell.

      ND

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    104. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      How about explicitly banning GPL implementations of CIFS? Funding the AdTI, an anti-open source lobbyist group? Helping to get SCO funding for their lawsuits and endless FUD campaign against Linux?
      Is that active enough for you, astroturfer?

    105. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by Smork · · Score: 0

      Courtesy of the Dutch flag? Nice!

    106. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topics Icons by ArchAngel21x · · Score: 1

      I totally agree.

  4. Re:First Dupe! by ack154 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's not a dupe. The one you listed is SP2's incompatibilities. This is a list of things it fixes.

  5. What I want to see... by rarose · · Score: 5, Funny

    is the list of bugs they've *introduced*.

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    1. Re:What I want to see... by Stupid+Dog · · Score: 1

      (What I want to see)
      > is the list of bugs they've *introduced*.

      Sorry, you'll have to wait until SP3 for that.

    2. Re:What I want to see... by The-Bus · · Score: 3, Funny

      The bugs are right here. Of course, MS is still not calling them bugs.

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    3. Re:What I want to see... by slashrogue · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Score:5, Insightful? If this were a Linux distro getting an update, this would be marked as a Troll or Flamebait. At the very least, Funny would be more appropriate.

    4. Re:What I want to see... by SilentChris · · Score: 0

      Smoke alarms. Anyone see smoke alarms around here?

    5. Re:What I want to see... by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      You will have to wait until SP3 for those, and no spoilers please!

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    6. Re:What I want to see... by rarose · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Have you heard of the term "slime"? Slime in the parlance is a "feature" introduced under the version control cover of a "defect".

      Let's say I need to fix a simple little bug, a misspelling in a message, which happens to be in source code file "abcd.c". I've got sitting on my hard drive this awesome new feature (at least *I* as the developer think it's cool), but nobody wants to accept it into the product. Hey! It's in file "abcd.c" too! I check in the misspelling fix, along with 2000 lines of new code for my new feature. In version control though it shows up as nothing but "fix a misspelling". That's slime.

      With open source you can't do slime... well you could try but it'd never stay undercover. Thus I'd argue this *is* an insightful comment for a non-open source release, but possibly Flamebait for a Linux release.

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    7. Re:What I want to see... by Dogers · · Score: 1

      Here you are
      http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?kbi d=884 130

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    8. Re:What I want to see... by rarose · · Score: 1

      Score 4, Insightful? If you were commenting on a Troll, this would maybe be Off-Topic. At the very least, Overrated would be more appropriate. :-p

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    9. Re:What I want to see... by funkdid · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Everyone knows that they aren't bugs, they're features!

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    10. Re:What I want to see... by slashrogue · · Score: 2, Funny

      So *that's* how they sneak in video games into versions of Excel!

    11. Re:What I want to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > With open source you can't do slime... well you could try but it'd never stay undercover.
      > Thus I'd argue this *is* an insightful comment for a non-open source release, but possibly
      > Flamebait for a Linux release.

      That's a load of horses excrement. Just because the code doesn't leave the company in source form, that does not mean that every developer can just hack in any easter egg they want without any form of control.

      I'll give you a much more likely scenario. If a MS employee would do such a thing and get caught, they would lose their job. If an open source programmer would do the same, worst that would happen is he'd get flamed by a bunch of immature /. readers.

      Now you tell me, who's more likely to try?

    12. Re:What I want to see... by Krumme · · Score: 1

      I know this is not really on topic or a welcome question, but I just don't understand how developers are supposed to check through all that code to see what it does..
      I mean, it's hard enough to check your own code, how can you be expected to validate another programmers code?

      Do any of you really see through and understand the function of the code of every application you install on every system?
      Not trying to be a troll here, I was just hoping to be enlightened on how the world turns :)

  6. Clarification by Bikini+Kill · · Score: 5, Informative

    This list is all the bugs that have been fixed in Windows XP through SP2, not bug fixes exclusive to SP2.

    1. Re:Clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the subject of clarification, I do not understand why, if we are speaking of Windows, it is a "list of bugs" but if we are speaking of *nix it is a "changelog". Are they not pretty much the same thing? Yet because it is Windows, we for some reason feel better calling them bugs?

    2. Re:Clarification by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      A buglist is exactly that. A list of identified problems in the software.

      Each problem may require many physical changes spanning multiple sub projects and be included in each individual changelog, most likely with a reference to the overall bug.

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    3. Re:Clarification by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      Because a changelog doesn't only address bugs.

    4. Re:Clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This is NOT the complete list even through SP2. This list is only for issues that had KB articles. There are MANY (think thousands) fixes that were fixed but did not necessarily have a KB article. I looked for a few bugs that I knew were fixed (that did not have KB articles) and they were not in the list.

  7. Oh no! by asd-Strom · · Score: 3, Funny

    How can they fix these: "Random "0x0000008E" Error Message on a Blue Screen in Windows XP" and "Your Computer Restarts Unexpectedly When You Press CTRL+ALT+DELETE to Unlock Your Computer" These are the best features in windows!

    1. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can they fix these: "Random "0x0000008E" Error Message on a Blue Screen in Windows XP"
      Microsoft has a nice article here http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb; en-us;827663
      <I>"Your Computer Restarts Unexpectedly When You Press CTRL+ALT+DELETE to Unlock Your Computer"<I>
      Press the reset button instead.

    2. Re:Oh no! by EddWo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That might have been my one.
      Bugcheck 0x8E_nt!MiGetProtoPteAddressExtended+12

      This is the bug track response from Microsoft for this bug report.


      Update on 4/28/2004 10:45:54 AM by Microsoft:
      moving to developement database for investigation

      Update on 4/29/2004 8:35:35 AM by Microsoft:
      Thanks for the report. This issue is currently under investigation. Is there any way we would be able to obtain a full dump of this issue? The minidumps are helpful, but there just isn't enough information in them to determine cause. Let me know either way if this is a possibility, thank you.

      Update on 4/29/2004 5:04:22 PM by Microsoft:
      Thanks for the assistance. As it turns out there was a bug here that has shipped in every version of NT we've ever released. With your help we've been able to implement a change that will affect all versions of NT from w2k, xp, server 2003 and beyond. Pretty cool.


      Sounds like it was a problem in the memory manager. It seems to be fixed now in SP2, I can't reproduce it as easily as before anyway.

      I'd like to know a bit more about it. It's quite nice to know I've had some impact on the core kernel code for NT.

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    3. Re:Oh no! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Don't laugh. Our CEO's laptop (XP SP1) started blue screening with 0x0000008E the day SP2 came out.

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  8. Makes you wonder by suso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    if we're close to the time when the majority of slashdot readers don't know what OS/2 Warp4 is?

    1. Re:Makes you wonder by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm surprised that Microsoft fixed a bug that would have anything to do with OS/2. If anything I figured they would continue to break interoperability with other OSs (namely in the SMB code).

    2. Re:Makes you wonder by thefatz · · Score: 1

      I wondered when I saw "Asynchronous NETBios calls from 16-bit programs may not function correctly".
      Makes you think....16-bit....how could they even care?

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    3. Re:Makes you wonder by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny
      OS/2 Warp 4 was released in 1996, at which point the average slashdot reader would have been about 6 or 7...yes, I see what you mean.

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    4. Re:Makes you wonder by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      What's even more surprising is that the reason for that fix must be that there are a lot of companies (or a few large and important companies) still using OS/2 file servers.

    5. Re:Makes you wonder by TheDredd · · Score: 3, Funny

      if we're close to the time when the majority of slashdot readers don't know what OS/2 Warp4 is?

      Hey! not everybody on /. watches Star Trek

    6. Re:Makes you wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AT&T signed a contract with IBM a couple of years back to keep OS/2 support for several years to come, and Serenity System is still selling OS/2 units under the name EcomStation. The reality is that there are still quite a few OS/2 deployments out there. IIRC, Delta Airlines still has an huge number of OS/2 machine deployed as well.

    7. Re:Makes you wonder by 68K · · Score: 1

      Possibly, but we've got a HelpDesk system that runs on that damn OS here at work. I won't be allowed the pleasure of forgetting about it for quite some time.

    8. Re:Makes you wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ive noticed more banks switching over from OS/2 to NT in their atm's. maybe this is somehow related?

    9. Re:Makes you wonder by magarity · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you went in a bank? If the teller is using an IBM branded workstation, odds are that the server running the show is OS/2 based. And if the bank's other workers (lending officer, etc) want to interface a brand new Dell workstation with it, then MS had best provide OS/2 connectivity support or the workstations will be running something besides Windows.

    10. Re:Makes you wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, obviously people still use it, but I believe the point was whether the majority of Slashdot readers know about it.

  9. Or so they think by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Complete" list of bug fixes? Probably not. More like a list of all the bugs they think they fixed, not counting the bugs they inadvertantly fixed plus the bugs they inadvertantly introduced.

  10. Enough Paper ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, this guy printed the list : http://www.microbizz.nl/buglist.jpg

    1. Re:Enough Paper ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny yes. Paper? Nope.

  11. 13 bugs found that could lead to code execution. by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, out of the many bugs listed as being fixed thirteen were repaired that could cause code execution...

    Were these bugs found internally by their team or were these found by outsiders and then patched months later because knowledge was never released?

    Not Prompted to Obtain a Digital Rights Management License for Installations Created by Using Sysprep

    This was one bug they could have left unfound ;)

  12. EMP? by Nakkel · · Score: 1, Funny

    331044 Files Larger Than 4 GB Are Truncated When You Use an EMC Device with Windows XP

    I first read that as EMP Device... Actually it might improve things.

  13. The sheer number by shawn_f · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is amazing to see a fix of this nature...it is more like an upgrade. I didn't count the number of fixes, but I would venture to say it is in the hundreds, plus all the ones they do not publish. I can't wait to download all 250MB of this patch over my dialup line! should take about 2.75 days

    1. Re:The sheer number by Hungry+Student · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That would be something of a waste of time, considering the official home/windows update available version will be out tomorrow and will be around 80MB. The 250MB is for network admins, not home users, definitely not dialup users.

    2. Re:The sheer number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just get the free CD mailed to you. But then again, I notice most /. readers a gluttons for punishment, especially when it comes to MS.

    3. Re:The sheer number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using grep, I count 805 bug fixes.

    4. Re:The sheer number by superyooser · · Score: 1
      the official home/windows update available version will be out tomorrow

      Not exactly

      • August 18: Release to Automatic Updates (not Windows Update) for users running XP Home only
      • August 25: Release to Automatic Updates for all XP users, including those running XP Pro, and to Windows Update for interactive user installations
  14. But... by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's time this site starts to grow up.

    But, but, but...then it wouldn't be slashdot any more!

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? wtf?

    2. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just like that, the grandparent poster has proved his point.

  15. Individual vs Cumulative fixes by Gentoo+Fan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are a lot of instances of the word "cumulative" in this list ("Cumulative patch for Internet Explorer..."). I wonder how many true bugs are fixed with this, not just support article entries.

  16. Re:great! by twoshortplanks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like this one?

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  17. 805 bugs by MDaniszewski · · Score: 5, Funny

    Out of an amazing 805(?) bugs listed, this has to be my favorite.

    Some programs do not work as expected when large files are opened

    1. Re:805 bugs by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the fix consists entirely of a large dose of pessimism

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    2. Re:805 bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      More obscurity. They should just come out and say "MS Word does not work as expected when large files are opened." In fact skip the 'large' part.

    3. Re:805 bugs by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      That's nothing compared to the "desktop tidy wizard". Is somebody at Microsoft obsessive compulsive about a tidy desktop or something? :)

      Seriously, this has to be one of the most annoying features of XP, but I bet I can guess why they did it. I would expect they did a usability study which found that users ended up with a million and one icons they never used on their desktop, placed there by helpful installers whose authors just *couldn't* believe their app wasn't important enough to go on the desktop. So users end up not being able to find stuff easily. I'll bet that's why it does it.

      Doesn't make it any less annoying of course.

    4. Re:805 bugs by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Stop whining and turn it off.

      God I hate people who write these posts about this horrible annoying feature that bugs the hell out of them evey single day and don't bother to spend the 10 seconds it takes to find the checkbox and uncheck it. (I'm talking mostly to those "clippy" people!)

      Control Panel -> Display -> Desktop -> Customize Desktop -> "Run Desktop Cleanup Wizard Every 60 Days"

      Turn it off and stop yer whining.

    5. Re:805 bugs by dodobh · · Score: 1

      s/as .*//g

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    6. Re:805 bugs by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      If that setting is named correctly it can't be what I want - I haven't even been using this machine for 60 days and it's already bugged me about it 3 or 4 times.

  18. What about usability? by ciryon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are there any fixes in terms of usability or user interface?

    Like the damn message that comes up VERY TIME I wake a windoze laptop from sleep: "Hi! You're connected to your wireless network again. The same network as always, but I just wanted to remind you. The signal strenght is excellent. Click me, and I'll disappear. But be sure that I'll return the next time you start or wake your computer!"

    I wonder how many suicides are directly related to windows error and/or informational messages.

    Ciryon

    1. Re:What about usability? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 5, Informative

      HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Exp lorer\Advanced, make entry EnableBalloonTips, set REG_DWORD to 0

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    2. Re:What about usability? by Derang() · · Score: 1

      For some reason I stopped getting this when I applied SP2 on my laptop. Maybe its somthing they changed, since they did redo a bunch of their wireless connection code.

    3. Re:What about usability? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      Its probably your driver. Its something they code in for notifications and lots of people complain that they put too many in some apps.

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    4. Re:What about usability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many suicides are directly related to windows error and/or informational messages

      about as many as the people that listened to FUD about linux, tried to install it, and found out after many weeks of fruiteless endever, they had an incompatible videocard...and no drivers are made for it...and they can't "fix" the hdd to install XP again...ya, ppl luv OS FUD no matter what the source...

    5. Re:What about usability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they say Linux is hard to use...

    6. Re:What about usability? by richlv · · Score: 1

      geez. linux is so user-unfriendly. why can't those geeks learn from micr... oh. damn.

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    7. Re:What about usability? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      At least now, when you get the impulse to throttle Windows, it will work (326863)...

    8. Re:What about usability? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Well, SP2 has introduced a 5 minute wait to reconnect to the WLAN after you wake it up.

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    9. Re:What about usability? by freeweed · · Score: 1

      That only works temporarily, it seems. I had it set to 0 for months on my laptop without problems. One day, I started getting the annoying balloon tips again. All the time (semi-flaky router disconnects at least once a day). Checked the registry, it's still set to 0. Reboots, config changes, nothing seems to work. It's at 0, I get balloon tips.

      Somewhere, buried, is another setting for this that overrides the one most people know about.

      Gotta love user friendly software! Oh well, at least my wireless card works (grumble grumble TI grumble grumble).

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    10. Re:What about usability? by npsimons · · Score: 1

      HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\E xp lorer\Advanced, make entry EnableBalloonTips, set REG_DWORD to 0

      Windows is user friendly! Windows is ready for the average user! Windows is easier than Linux!


      (yes, I'm making fun of this anonymous troll. Mod me down if you will, at least I'm logged in.).

    11. Re:What about usability? by smcdow · · Score: 1
      HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Exp lorer\Advanced, make entry EnableBalloonTips, set REG_DWORD to 0

      HOLY SHIT! And people complain about CLIs being obtuse. WTF does this even mean?

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    12. Re:What about usability? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      It's a point & click GUI to modify the registry. Its not like you need to know how to use vi and locations of config files or anything. Its an obscure modification that wasn't put in the menu options so you have to change it manually. 99.9% don't even think twice about balloon notifications so this really isn't a problem.

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    13. Re:What about usability? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      There was a Windows XP update for wireless. It probably got reset in that. I haven't had time to mess with the registry in a few months so I haven't looked up whether or not it added a new key. I'll note it though & see if I can figure it out.

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    14. Re:What about usability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You think that's bad? Combine the command line with that registry hack:
      C:\>reg add HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Exp lorer\Advanced /t REG_DWORD /v EnableBalloonTips /d 0
    15. Re:What about usability? by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      While I agree that some notifications are annoying, when the laptop comes back from being asleep it has to renegotiate the wireless connection. It could be gone since it went to sleep, you could have moved the laptop, or anything. It's letting you know it established a new connection, as it should.

    16. Re:What about usability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      based on your post, i would say USER error is your issue, not the system itself..."Like the damn message that comes up VERY TIME I wake a windoze laptop from sleep"

    17. Re:What about usability? by Sinner · · Score: 1

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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  19. Re:Microsoft and Windows Topcaterpillarics Icons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    More pressingly, why is the worm topic represented by a caterpillar?

  20. Re:First Dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And where would /. be without great days like this?

  21. Check out no. 825062 by BubbaThePirate · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Bug fix no. 825062.

    ..."Service Pack 4 Permits You to Remove the Service Pack by Using the Recovery Console".

    ..."The information in this article applies to:
    * Microsoft Windows 2000 Advanced Server SP4
    * Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional SP4
    * Microsoft Windows 2000 Server SP4".

    Are they intentionally driving up the number of bugs fixed?

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    1. Re:Check out no. 825062 by Cat_Byte · · Score: 2, Informative

      This was probably submitted by a company that enforces pushed fixes. I'm just guessing but I've worked in places where bugs are submitted & fixed and you see some weird stuff that actually makes sense if you know the context.

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  22. Last time, the list was not complete. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Informative


    SP1 fixed very serious bugs in Win XP that were not on the SP1 bug list. Also, serious bugs that had been reported a long time before were NOT fixed.

    1. Re:Last time, the list was not complete. by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      Pah! SP1 is nothing compared to SP2. Also from the list, this problem is allegedly fixed with XP SP2 - "Your Windows XP computer stops responding after you log on"

      I mean come on. That must have taken some work. With SP2, once you've logged on, XP won't ever stop responding? I mean that is absolutely fantastic!

      Yes, I know. I'm being mean. That line amused me though! :o)

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  23. Re:First Dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who in their right mind would come to Slashdot to look for objectivity, especially on a Windows article? There are more deep-seated and extreme viewpoints on here than there are in the middle-east.

  24. Funny Microsoft KB articles by Jugalator · · Score: 1, Funny

    This list is kind of funny.

    Browse with Mozilla and you'll stay clear of any popups and/or malicious stuff the page is trying to install. (I got some complaints from a friend when I gave the link, don't really what it was all about, but something I guess made IE go nuts)

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  25. Dude.... by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    814545 Registry Repair and Recovery May Inadvertently Delete a Subset of Keys

    Where's my keys?

  26. Look closer... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    ...and you'll see it's a window that looks like it's had some rocks thrown through it-- there are cracks and holes in the panes. Subtle commentary at its best.

    ~Philly

    1. Re:Look closer... by SoTuA · · Score: 2, Funny

      Subtle as a kick in the nuts or a bag of bricks to the head.

  27. My Favourite by billimad · · Score: 5, Funny

    326971 - Operating system does not work

    1. Re:My Favourite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hmm, I'm reading it as PRB: You Cannot Use XML Serialization on a Class with Declarative Security but maybe they have a problem with their database and you see things differently.

    2. Re:My Favourite by bloggins02 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I'm reading it as PRB: You Cannot Use XML Serialization on a Class with Declaritive Security but maybe they have a problem with their database and you see things differently

      That's funny, I'm reading it as "PRB: Sense of humor not found when posting as Anonymous Coward on Slashdot" but maybe they have a problem with their database and you see things differently.

    3. Re:My Favourite by Bri3D · · Score: 1

      That's actually
      326971 - PRB: You Cannot Use XML Serialization on a Class with Declarative Security
      FYI

    4. Re:My Favourite by billimad · · Score: 1

      thanks man ;-) funny thing was i just made that number up.

  28. Windows XP Chemotherapy Edition by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Ok so it might fix some things but the patient could die from the cure.

  29. They left one out by ralf1 · · Score: 0

    KB00001 - Windows security is a contradiction in terms. FIX - [Insert favorite distro here]

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  30. Bugs Not Yet Fixed by terrencefw · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    How about:

    Your computer becomes a spam zombie within minutes of being connected to the Internet.

    or

    Outlook Express has no junk mail filtering.

    or

    Your screen becomes deluged with popup windows with no escape because closing one opens about ten others.

    Seriously though, I'm staggered at the volume of bugfixes here. What's sad though is that a product made it to market with this many bugs still in it. Windows is supposed to be a 'mature' product by now. Clearly it isn't. Many of the bugs describe stuff that's just broken full stop and should really have been removed before XP was released, ie: You cannot preview a fax in the Fax Console.. Others sound like simple program logic errors, which shold never have happenned in the first place. I particularly liked: Windows XP stops responding (hangs) when you log off the computer if more than one user is logged on. WTF?

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    1. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by goldspider · · Score: 1
      Your computer becomes a spam zombie within minutes of being connected to the Internet.

      Not a windows bug. Proper maintenance will prevent this.

      Outlook Express has no junk mail filtering.

      You call it a bug. I call it a missing feature. You can remedy this by using another e-mail client.

      Your screen becomes deluged with popup windows with no escape because closing one opens about ten others.

      Again, this problem can be solved with proper maintenance. Just disable javascript and ActiveX. I don't get inundated with popups, so you must be doing something wrong.

      I know you were trying to be witty, but you just came off as ignorant.

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    2. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by Mant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your computer becomes a spam zombie within minutes of being connected to the Internet.

      Yep, that's the firewall and security changes. Unless you open infected mail, which is harder but still possible, and always will be, unless you prevent the user from ever running a suspect program even if they choose to.

      Outlook Express has no junk mail filtering.

      Sadly, no.

      Your screen becomes deluged with popup windows with no escape because closing one opens about ten others.

      Yes, IE now has a pop-up blocker.

      Many of the bugs describe stuff that's just broken full stop and should really have been removed before XP was released, ie: You cannot preview a fax in the Fax Console.. Others sound like simple program logic errors, which shold never have happenned in the first place. I particularly liked: Windows XP stops responding (hangs) when you log off the computer if more than one user is logged on. WTF?

      Go read the knowledge base articles. These bugs don't mean these things always happen, only that they happen under certain conditions. Bugs, yes, but harldy "broken full stop".

      Let's complain about legit problems with MS, eh?

    3. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by Bri3D · · Score: 1

      What's sad though is that a product made it to market with this many bugs still in it.

      Please see Linux kernel changelog. This many bugs are fixed with almost every minor release. Many aren't as critical, but several are pretty important for people, mainly the hardware support bugs.

      Many of the bugs describe stuff that's just broken full stop and should really have been removed before XP was released, ie: You cannot preview a fax in the Fax Console See Kmail bug that deleted ALL YOUR EMAIL on imap folders. If this isn't broken full stop, I don't know what is. This should have been fixed before KDE 3.2 was released.
      *end trolling*
      Seriously, though, it IS amazing that no one has fixed these windows bugs by now. Some seem pretty obvious, like the fax one. At least Linux and Open Source software bugs are mostly fixed quickly. There are still are some Open Source bugs that aren't fixed quickly, like the infamous Mozilla XUL skinning bug.

      Isn't it ironic that on Slashdot if Linux is criticized it gets modded down, then people post about the absurdity of it getting modded down, then the posts about the absurdity of getting modded down get modded up? Whatever. Only on Slashdot.

    4. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Holy FUD. I do not know if you are a software developer, but I have come across many bugs, including my own, that could be titled does not work. That does not mean that it never works, it means that in some configurations, when you do X, Y, and then Z, while having Q in the background, things do not work properly. This is a primary source of bugs- a combination of events happen that you did not plan for occur, causing a malfunction. It does not mean that it is common.

      Most of us I think have heard the 65,000 bug quote for windows 2000. Considering the amount of code in windows, this is normal. Dont quote me on this, but I have heard there is somewhere on the order of 3 million lines of code in windows. This is about one bug per 46 lines of code, which is a little better than average from what I have read in industry studies for projects of this size.

    5. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by spectecjr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Outlook Express has no junk mail filtering.

      If you recall, it used to have junk mail filtering. Then Blue Mountain Arts sued Microsoft and forced them to take it out - because not only were they not willing to work with MS to ensure that their greetings cards got through, but they were assinine bastards as well.

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    6. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by alatesystems · · Score: 1

      Stop being such a fanboy.

      Your computer becomes a spam zombie within minutes of being connected to the Internet.
      So does any linux distro from September of 2001 unless you do your security updates. SP2 enables the firewall by default and brings it up before even the TCP/IP stack now.

      Outlook Express has no junk mail filtering.
      So? It's an operating system service pack. I don't recall Thunderbird compiling after I did make menuconfig && make && make install

      Your screen becomes deluged with popup windows with no escape because closing one opens about ten others.
      Only if you say yes to ActiveX spyware just like that new XPI spyware I've been seeing.

      Really, get a life.

      Is any of this any worse than:
      KB324234: Linux has no set architecture for application installs or configuration

      KB346457: CTRL+ALT+BACKSPACE required after trying to view a webpage

      KB458973: New kernel subversion patches released daily

      KB340958: Linux fanboys troll up slashdot

      KB709834: I'm done now. I like Linux for servers and Windows for desktops even though I use Firefox and Thunderbird. Don't be such a crybaby if you accept spyware, don't turn on the firewall, and don't do critical updates.

      Chris

    7. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is this marked as Insightful, 4 for?!!!

    8. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      You're off by an order of magnitude. Win2K is closer to 30 million lines of code, by most reports.

    9. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ohhhh soooooooo those errata pages for linux distro's are there as a joke??? Linux has no bugs???
      linux is perfect???

      geeeeee, i wonder why linux is still sucking hind tit if it is so far ahead of windows os's....

    10. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by Wanderer2 · · Score: 1
      I particularly liked: Windows XP stops responding (hangs) when you log off the computer if more than one user is logged on. WTF?

      Aha! I think that must be what happened to me. I was swapping between my own account and the Guest account (we were having a barbeque so I thought other people might want to use it - then I realised I'd only got Putty under my own account) and when I tried to log one of them off, it hung. I ended up having to take out the laptop's battery to turn the machine off*...

      ...I've not used user-swapping since. You'd expect that one to have been picked up during testing. Glad it's been fixed.

      * - thinking about it, there must be a hard reset button somewhere, probably one of those tiny paperclip-activated ones. But the main power button wasn't doing anything.

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    11. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by alatesystems · · Score: 1

      Laptops work the same way as desktops in this regard in EVERY SINGLE case I've seen; not to say it's universal.

      Just hold in the power button for 5-7 seconds until the machine physically powers off.

      Chris

    12. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by Wanderer2 · · Score: 1

      Aye. I'm sure I tried that. Naturally, I'm now worried I might not have - which would be embarrassing.

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    13. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by Bri3D · · Score: 1

      Your screen becomes deluged with popup windows with no escape because closing one opens about ten others.
      Only if you say yes to ActiveX spyware just like that new XPI spyware I've been seeing.


      Sorry to ruin your day, Microsoft fanboy, but the popup window has nothing to do with spyware. It has to do with Javascript. Namely, window.open(url); The parent of your post was referring to Internet Explorer's lack of pop-up blocking(which is present in SP2, by the way) not ActiveX. Please, people, research before you post.

    14. Re:Bugs Not Yet Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then you have a broken laptop.
      that always works, it not dependent upon
      the operating system.

  31. It doesnt install Linux? by h00manist · · Score: 0, Troll

    Then it hasn't fixed THE bug.

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  32. Angry Users Demand Return of "Backdoor" Feature by tenzig_112 · · Score: 5, Funny
    It looks like SP2 also got rid of some useful PC remoting features [in default mode, anyway].

    Here's an excerpt from a recent article on the debacle.

    REDMOND, WA- Ever since the release of the long-delayed Service Pack 2 for Microsoft's Windows XP, users have noticed a few things missing from the popular OS. Rather than adding new features to Windows, angry customers say this new "upgrade" takes them away. Specifically, the new default configuration in SP2 inhibits the backdoor software that allowed users to access their personal data data, passwords, and credit card data from a remote computer.

    "Just a few years ago, people paid through the nose for the convenience of remotely controlling their PC from home or office," explained long-time Windows user Guy Labelle. "I was thrilled to hear that XP shipped with this functionality built in, and it was a big reason I paid for the upgrade."

    XP's original default installation included a popup engine, email generator, and a suite of "spyware" applications that allowed Microsoft technicians to run Scandisk and other maintenance utilities in the background, all of it now gone thanks to SP2.

    "XP's WinBackdoor was so user-friendly, in fact, that I didn't have to do anything at all," said Labelle. "I'd just sit back and let other people control my PC for me."

    1. Re:Angry Users Demand Return of "Backdoor" Feature by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Ironically the Remote Assistance "feature" is enabled by default in the new SP2 firewall.

  33. Re:First Dupe! by dave420 · · Score: 1
    Of course, flamebait. Ripping the shit out of microsoft for no good reason never, ever happens on this site. It's not something we as a community need to worry about, and it's not something that's damaging the quality of reporting on slashdot.

    It's fine. Who needs objectivity anyway? Highly over-rated. Oh, unless you're talking about linux, in which case objectivity is essential.

  34. Resolution by boatboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Issue:
    Error message on a blue screen when you transfer data to a USB device in Windows XP.
    Resolution:
    Error message now placed on gradient green screen when you transfer data to a USB device in Windows XP.

  35. The biggest bug left unchecked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has Anyone Noticed Their Misuse Of Capitals (HANTMOC)? They Start Each Word With A Capital Letter But Why? Are They Inventing New Acronymia? Are They Not Able To Remember The Rules About The Use Of Capitals In Sentences? jzs.

    B.

    1. Re:The biggest bug left unchecked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are titles. In the English language major words in titles are capitalized while minor words are not (a, an, is, are, etc.). Unfortunately they do not seem to be consistent in its use which indicates multiple authors and no standard enforced.

  36. Eh... WTF? by Inf0phreak · · Score: 1
    What is this (#831733) doing in a list of Windows XP fixes:

    A handle leak occurs when you use "Run as" to run a program in Windows Server 2003?!

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    1. Re:Eh... WTF? by Junta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Probably a problem discovered during 2003 testing, that, ultimately, was determined to be in XP. Happens a lot in testing that an incidental find sticks with the original summary even after finding it applies to other things.

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    2. Re:Eh... WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you haven't seen the TweakNT.exe program that changes Win2K3 Enterprise Server into Windows XP with a couple of registry keys, huh?

  37. Vague and Stupid Titles by bsd4me · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the names that have for the bugs are the titles on the original bug reports from their internal testers, who may not necessarilly be actual developers.

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    1. Re:Vague and Stupid Titles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's not where the titles come from. The titles listed are the titles of the relevant KB articles, not the titles of the bugs in the bug database.

  38. That Day, on the Toilet by BubbaThePirate · · Score: 1
    Elvis had a glimpse into the dark future of man.

    He saw Pestilence. But he could overcome him. He saw War. Not a real threat. He saw Famine. He could take him down. He saw Clippy. And his heart stopped pounding.

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  39. "Stop error message on a blue screen" by tod_miller · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow! they are half way to eliminating the blue screen, now we get them, but without messages! They were the only chance I had to brush on my hex reading!

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    1. Re:"Stop error message on a blue screen" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now we get them, but without messages!

      Screenshot here.

  40. How about this bug in the firewall by mslinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    MS says it's a feature... I think it's a bug: programmatically disable windows firewall

    1. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOW ultra 1337 python script and/or compiled executable that changes one value in the registry which could be done via a simple .reg file. Install python for that - Are you kidding me?

    2. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This isn't a bug in the firewall.

      Local applications running with administrator privilege are inside the security perimeter of the firewall and have the same rights as the firewall management GUI. Microsoft would need to be enforcing mandatory access control to actually prevent third-party applications with appropriate right from managing the firewall, so all they could do would be to leave the management API undocumented and create a false sense of security.

      Don't complain, you should be applauding them for avoiding another "security through obscurity" dead-end.

    3. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by mslinux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not complaining. The fact of the matter is that 90% of WinXP users run as administrators. By allowing *any* software to tamper with the firewall, MS has made a mistake. All a virus will have to do is trick a user into clicking a link on a web page or something and the fw will go down. This isn't possible with zone alram or sygate firewalls... nor should it be.

    4. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is just to avoid antitrust lawsuits. If any competitor claims MS destroys their market by including a firewall in the OS, MS can reply: "Well, you see, our FW isn't really secure, so you still have a market."

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    5. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By allowing *any* software to tamper with the firewall, MS has made a mistake.

      You're missing the point. It is not possible for Microsoft to do anything else. Their options are to document the API the firewall management control panel or application uses, or to not document it and depend on "security by obscurity".

      This isn't possible with zone alram or sygate firewalls

      Anyone who tells you that their firewall software can not be disabled by a third party application is lying to you, or confused about the difference between "undocumented" and "secure".

    6. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      >>By allowing *any* software to tamper with the firewall, MS has made a mistake.

      >You're missing the point. It is not possible for Microsoft to do anything else

      Acutally, it would be quite possible. It's a bit of a design flaw in the Windows security model. You know, when you first run XP and you enter your user name, it sets that user up as an Administrator. They could change that...

    7. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are NOT administrator. Those users you add at that screen are power users.

      The real problem (with xp) tends to be corporate networks where their domain accounts are typically added to the local administrators group.

    8. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by argent · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a bit of a design flaw in the Windows security model.

      I agree 100%. The Windows security model is broken. As I just commented in another discussion: "I hope Microsoft decides to join the 21st century and changes the default configuration so ordinary users do not run with excessive privileges, and instead requires an explicit action (as in the UNIX 'su' command, or Apple's authentication dialog) to grant installers and configuration tools temporary rights when they need it."

      I honestly can not comprehend the selective blindness that Microsoft seems to suffer from when it comes to understanding freshman-level computer security.

      However.

      Going back to my original point: this is not a security flaw in Windows Firewall, and other firewalls like Zone Alarm are not inherently any safer... they are simply depending on security by obscurity. Unless they lose market share to the point where they don't matter to malware authors there will undoubtedly be software that disables them.

      Look at antivirus software. They don't have a "Disable" API, but there are still viruses that disable them... and the code to do it as available to anyone with a copy of the world's premier virus distribution tool (Outlook).

    9. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      This is the problem with software firewalls. They are software so software is needed to turn them on and off. They could have made it an always on no mater what type of thing but that would be worse.

    10. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent you replied to is WRONG. You are prompted for an administrator password when installing, then prompted to create a power user later in the install! If the firewall is running with admin or system rights, then a power user account cannot disable it!

      THere is no "broken security model" in windows. What is broken is your (and most /.ers) impression of how it works.

      The windows securoty model is actually a lot more powerful and flexible than Linux IF YOU BOTHER TO USE IT. This has been admitted to several times on /. when an us vs them flame fest is not going on at the same time.

    11. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was covered yesterday. If the default user didn't have permissions, the list of "broken" applications would skyrocket and everyone would whine more then they are about SP2. By moving gradually Microsoft is increasing security slowly withouth disturbing "the masses".

    12. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hope Microsoft decides to join the 21st century and changes the default configuration so ordinary users do not run with excessive privileges, and instead requires an explicit action (as in the UNIX 'su' command, or Apple's authentication dialog) to grant installers and configuration tools temporary rights when they need it."

      If you know what you're doing, you can set this up pretty easily -- make user accounds that aren't administrator, and use the "Run As" command to do things with more privs when you need them. But you're right -- it's not the default way the box comes.

    13. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, that's a major aspect of Longhorn. Microsoft is forcing lowest-level access (called LOA) for programs.

      The problem, however, is not Microsoft. It's all the other vendors that write software assuming you're going to be administrator. A lot of programs modify stuff in the system directory, among other things that only the administrator can do. People use Administrator accounts because it's less of a headache.

      Longhorn, in theory, will remedy this situation tremendously.

      I will concede, however, that it is going to come many years too late.

    14. Re:How about this bug in the firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem lies with programs that require you to be an administrator in order for them to function. Why the hell do you have to run Doom3 as an administrator? Also, ATI's catalyst 3D options don't work (antialiasing and the like) if you're not an admin. I've tried to downgrade myself to power user but too much stuff doesn't work.

  41. My personal favourites - by JosKarith · · Score: 2, Funny

    MS03-008: Flaw in Windows Script Engine may allow code to run
    So...if it's working fine then no code runs..?

    Your access to network resources is slower in Windows XP than in earlier versions of Windows
    That's a bug? I thought it was just a symptom of bloat.

    The Display Rotates 180 Degrees When You Lower Your Screen Resolution Using the Accessibility Wizard
    Now that's just funny. I wanna see it

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    1. Re:My personal favourites - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Display Rotates 180 Degrees When You Lower Your Screen Resolution Using the Accessibility Wizard
      Now that's just funny. I wanna see it

      You can emulate the error by firmly grasping the monitor in your hands, lifting it from your desk, and turning it over.

    2. Re:My personal favourites - by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      One of the older machines at work used to split it's screen every now and then. You'd get the full display, but repeated twice in the top and bottom halves of the screen. Logging off and back on again seemed to cure it. I guess the graphics card was a bit fried.

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    3. Re:My personal favourites - by Kiyooka · · Score: 1

      An "Accessibility Wizard" that turns the screen upside on special needs folk?

      Now that's just cruel.

  42. How about by AviLazar · · Score: 0, Troll

    a complete list of bugs CAUSED by SP 2?
    Hmm I don't think MS has a big enough cluster of hard drives to document all those bugs.

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    1. Re:How about by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Troll? Even Funny? I am totally legit with this question. With the list of problems that MS is having with SP 2 (CRM for one), they need a list of bugs that SP 2 created.

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  43. Complete list of bugs caused by SP2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?kbid=884 130

    good to see billions of dollars buys the best programmers money can buy

  44. Re:First Dupe! by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ripping the shit out of microsoft for no good reason never, ever happens on this site.

    Ripping the shit out of microsoft for no good reason is an impossibility. M$ is such an amazingly efficiant producer of reasons that no one attempting to produce an unjustified attack is likely to succeed in avoiding all of them.

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  45. What icons? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1, Funny

    I use Lynx you insensitive clod!

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  46. I like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    813907 You Cannot Open Certain System Information (.nfo) Files

    WAREZ!!

    1. Re:I like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg stfu the rnc.org is watching!!!^^^

    2. Re:I like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the .nfo file association is just a real PITA if you accidentially double-click the .nfo files in warez packages, and it instantly tries to open them in System Information Monitor...

  47. Jeeze, it's BIG by JBMcB · · Score: 1, Interesting

    250MB+ of patches? Granted it includes WMP9, and a bunch of IE stuff, but previous service packs (2k/NT) covered multiple versions of the same OS (Win2k Pro, Server, Advanced, etc...) This is 250MB of patches for ONE version of ONE OS.

    To be fair, I guess it would be similar to a point release for linux, updating the kernel, glibc, gnome/kde, mozilla, etc... It would probably be at least that big. It's still kind of freaky installing that many patches simultaneously.

    I remember updating Netware 3.x using patches on floppies, one after another. It was a pain, but at least you knew exactly what's getting installed and when.

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    1. Re:Jeeze, it's BIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Windows directory is 2GB / 12,000 files. 250MB of patches, not surprising.

    2. Re:Jeeze, it's BIG by svallarian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      not really.

      It's 250MB of patches for XP Pro, XP Home, and XP Meida edition. 3 slightly different OS.

      Regular for a single one of these would only be around 50-60 meg.

      Steven V>

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    3. Re:Jeeze, it's BIG by Mant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I beleive a lot of files have been re-compiled to prevent buffer overflows and take advanateg of the NX flag on processors that support them. Many of these programs don't have a 'bug' as such, but are being made more secure.

      It is a bit scary watching the install and seeing all these things being replaced.

      Also the ~250MB is the admin version, that has every update. The version for home users will only have the necessary ones they need, and should be quite a bit smaller if the machine is reasonably up to date.

      Probably still the biggest SP for windows ever though.

    4. Re:Jeeze, it's BIG by JBMcB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess XP Media center is quite a bit different, but XP Home is mostly a stripped down XP Pro, with more wizards and different control panels. 2000 Server and 2000 Advanced Server have a bunch of extra server apps, and completely different kernels and base drivers (for SMP and big memory support) when compared to 2000 Pro.

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    5. Re:Jeeze, it's BIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. The admin edition is 250MB. The Home edition for regular users is ~120MB, a fairly routine size, considering what it includes.

    6. Re:Jeeze, it's BIG by miniRMS · · Score: 0

      Is there an immediate comparison with preceding releases? Some other media outlets have been saying that XP is now "bug-free"...which we all know is bollox. Can we see the results of the regression tests that verify these bugs are fixed? If I were a customer, then I'd like to see those results.. I presume there's a similar list for linux kernel releases? If so, then a big fuss should be made of that as well. "My bug-fix list is bigger than yours. Nah Nah Nah Nah." Ultimately, though, my feeling is, what's the big deal? This really is just standard practice for *any* set of release notes. I'm surprised that MS has gotten away with this for so long. Roger.

    7. Re:Jeeze, it's BIG by edremy · · Score: 1
      I installed Fedora Core 2 the other day on a workstation and a server. I'm not sure of the total size of the patches, but it wasn't much smaller than that. RPM "Resolving dependency" checks took well over an hour on two fast machines using up2date.

      And of course, I got to file a Bugzilla critical bug report- connecting to a SNAP server over SMB will crash FC2 hard. As in, hit the power switch- it won't respond to anything up to and including C-A-D. But hey- we don't see any blue screen.

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    8. Re:Jeeze, it's BIG by TravisWatkins · · Score: 1

      Actually, SP1 replaced a lot of common files you wouldn't think it would need to as well. I think they just replace anything that they believe might cause an problem.

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    9. Re:Jeeze, it's BIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another reason its big is because it provides updates for alot of different kinds of hardware. You know, the things that Linux has trouble supporting?

  48. There was a story on slashdot about this already by Raistlin99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And you have to be in administrator mode. Oh no, you mean if I log in as administrator the programs can do bad things.

    If I logged on to linux as root and ran a program it could cause the same sort of problems

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  49. Speaking of icons, where are the quickies by BlastQuake · · Score: 1

    Speaking of icons not really used anymore, what ever happened to having quickies every once in a while? They were short, fun, had multiple stories, a real timesaver for the more obscure stories that might not otherwise have exposure. I want my quickies back!

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    1. Re:Speaking of icons, where are the quickies by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I didn't like them, discussion was to hard to follow. it was always hard to find replies to the story in it i was intrested in.

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  50. My favorite by Shakaar · · Score: 4, Funny

    326863 Operating system throttling does not work

    1. Re:My favorite by brusk · · Score: 1

      I doubt this will work; it's more of a hardware issue.

      I've throttled my Windows box many times, sometimes while it was still booting the BIOS, and I don't think any patch to the OS will change that.

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  51. Bugs are Defects by Maxie+Bear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Calling software defects "bugs" denotes that somehow critters are crawling into code and having their way with the bits. Once upon a time, there were real bugs in computers. They prevented relay contacts from closing. There's no such thing as software "bugs" today, only logic defects.

    In reality, defects are created by people with imperfect logic. Calling defects "bugs" is transferring responsibility from the human creator to a mythical insect.

    Defective software is a fact of life. Unlike Star Trek Vulcan science officers, humans lack pure logic. Maybe that's the price we're paying for being human.

    Until space aliens possessing pure logic visit Earth and mind-meld with humans, we're doomed to imperfect logic. This means microcode cast in silicon, assemblers, compilers, and program generators will continue delivering defective output. To compound the problem, it also means that application solutions humans are abstracting and describing using these tools will continue containing logic defects.

    If you think defects are rampant today, you ain't seen nothing yet. The order of complexity of software-based systems is most likely accelerating at a rate faster than Moore's law.

    The best we imperfect logic humans can do is learn from our mistakes. Unfortunately, this seems to be rarely practiced. Many realities about the art of software were described by Fredrick Brooks in "The Mythical Man-Month: Essays on Software Engineering." The second edition of the book published 20 years later confirms that the realities of software are as true today as in 1975 when the first edition of the book was published.

    A precious few people practicing the art of software are aware of software sins of the past. Most practitioners are blindly recreating them, and are pushing the blame onto the mythical "bug."

    1. Re:Bugs are Defects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hey, assclown, don't plagiarize.

      I can plagiarize and get an insightful moderation too. Watch:

      "blah blah blah blah blah"

      (+5, Insightful)


      w00t!

    2. Re:Bugs are Defects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AHAHHAHAHA PWND!!!!

    3. Re:Bugs are Defects by MmmDee · · Score: 1
      I couldn't agree more with much of the sentiment/opinion you expressed... though, perhaps I would have done without the Star Trek metaphor. I was formerly in the IT (though we called it CS or IS back then) industry long enough ago to have heard Grace Hopper in person talk about the "first bug" (attracted by the glow of vacuum tubes and trapped by the relays you mention) which she mentioned is still encased in the computer log book.

      Defects/bugs will continue to be made as long as software is developed in the current manner... we haven't progressed very far... and only those who have been around awhile can appreciate that. We used to say, "you can write Fortran programs in any language"... that's as true today as it was many years ago. I've coded in Ada, Algol, Assembler, Basic, C, C++, Cobol, Fortran, Lisp, Modula 2, Pascal and quite a few that nobody's heard of. I've also used nearly all of the software design methodologies that have been popularized... there is no panacea. Brooks' book should be on everybody's reading list (as should so many others, including Knuth's series). Sadly, so many IT jobs are held these days by folks who will never study CS formerly; they will only have picked up the latest (PHP | Perl | Python | Prolog | Java *) for Dummies book and convinced someone (including themselves) they're an IT expert. Newer hardware, computer programming languages and design tools can either help the overall process or further obfuscate bugs; it's still ultimately up to a person's training to realize which is happening.

      It's so easy to point a finger at someone else and say that OS/application/etc is "so lame"... There's no substitute for continuing to study and learning from your own and others' mistakes... one of the important things is that you're building upon where others have already been... be grateful, without their mistakes (you probably wouldn't have a job), you no doubt would have been committed to making them yourself at some point. If there's progress, then it's because others have come before and either motivated us because we didn't like a "feature", or there was a bug that needed fixing. Very few entirely new, no prior concept ever imagined, software products are introduced.

      Thanks for letting me vent, I'll go take some Imodium now...

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    4. Re:Bugs are Defects by estes_grover · · Score: 1

      bug --> one syllable

      software defect --> four syllables

    5. Re:Bugs are Defects by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      Bad monkey didn't attribute to the source of your "witty" cut and paste job. You're a WHORE!

  52. Re:First Dupe! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    No, no, you're wrong. You may not be objective about Linux. Linux is the greatest thing on earth, everything else is either crap (Microsoft), overpriced (Apple), or dying (BSD).

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  53. [OT] CSS?? by frinkillo · · Score: 1

    Since when Microsoft uses CSS in his website?

    It's strange for me seeing MS using such standard... hope they'll give IE full support soon.


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    1. Re:[OT] CSS?? by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      LEARN ENGLISH!!!

  54. MS are obviously by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

    ...a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

  55. And Here's the Complete List of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
  56. List size by xmpcray · · Score: 1

    Its such a long list, they would have been better off to publish a list of things which they did not fix.

    (Although they might be included in SP3)

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  57. Looking at your comment history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're either:
    A) A very crafty troll
    -or-
    B) Some right-wing flag-waving, pickup driving resident of a flyover state.

    Sorry... Slashdot won't grow as quick as your corn (of whichever flavor)

  58. Programs "may work differently" by brian6string · · Score: 1

    If you think the bugs-fixed list is long, check out the list of "programs that may behave 'differently'." Differently seems to be a euphamism for "no longer work."

    1. Re:Programs "may work differently" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that it isn't. Most of those apps do work, most without any noticable changes. And the vast majority of the changes are network related, for example not being able to be an Unreal Tournament server with the firewall enabled unless you open the proper ports, or DCOM now being restricted to machines on the local subnet.

  59. Re:First Dupe! by dave420 · · Score: 1

    But they do. Going on about "blue screens of death" and crashing is one that immediately springs to mind. That's not been the case since before 2000...

  60. Re:13 bugs found that could lead to code execution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Not Prompted to Obtain a Digital Rights Management License for Installations Created
    > by Using Sysprep
    > This was one bug they could have left unfound ;)

    You're to optimistic. You read that one as "not prompted, not confirmed by user, so not obtained". Call me a cynic, but I was thinking more along the lines of "not prompted, not denied by user, so obtained by all".

  61. Re:First Dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding me? I got one just the other day on my XP pro machine.

  62. Wrong time, OS/2 users left know to blame MS by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can only pull this kinda crap (that MS has been proven and even admitted to of having done) when your sure it is the other guy that is blamed. Kinda like when IE fails to load a page it is the websites fault but when Mozilla fails to load a page it is Mozilla's fault.

    OS/2 has been killed but it is still being used. Those customers are smart enough to know that any problems are not OS/2 fault but MS. Since MS wants them at one time or another to switch it is probably not to wise to alienate them by showing them how buggy MS software is. Once they switched and are totally locked in THEN you spring the bugs on them. It helps sell the next version. Just explain to me exactly why I should have upgraded from Win95? What exactly has been added that is so helpfull? Stability? Stabilty is a bug, it should have been fixed in a patch.

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    1. Re:Wrong time, OS/2 users left know to blame MS by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 1

      I don't see any way in the world that a post can be marked insightful when the poster claims to not even know what has been added to XP and other MS operating systems since 95. This fact alone would seem to make one unqualified to comment.

  63. What does this bug have to do with Windows XP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    812383 The Browserui.dll file does not update after you apply a Windows hotfix to restrict the toolbar location in Windows 2000 Internet Explorer

    1. Re:What does this bug have to do with Windows XP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The information in this article applies to:
      Microsoft Windows 2000 Datacenter Server
      Microsoft Windows 2000 Advanced Server
      Microsoft Windows 2000 Server
      Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional
      Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.5
      Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0

  64. To install or not to install? by GrnArmadillo · · Score: 1

    In all seriousness, should I actually install this thing? It's one thing if the worst it does is make me manually unblock all my programs to get them through the firewall, but I don't want it to break other programs that are currently working. Is it problematic to firewall my machine if I'm already behind a firewall (home, work networks)?

    1. Re:To install or not to install? by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      I did last week and have had zero problems. I even have some of the problem applications. But that problem list only applies if you have the windows firewall turned on. The first thing after installing it will ask you about auto updates. Set it to whatever you like. The 2nd thing it does is launch the security center. If you already have one of those hardware firewalls, it won't see it. So just turn off all notification and turn off the XP firewall. I turned off everything in the security center except auto updates. There have been no problems.

    2. Re:To install or not to install? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can always disable the firewall if you think it's problematic. I turned it off in less than a day after upgrading because it doesn't detect certain programs trying to use the 'net (e.g. VNC, even Remote Desktop) and just blocks them instead of prompting me. My current firewall seems to do the job just fine.

    3. Re:To install or not to install? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I've installed it on one machine for testing purposes. It seems ok... A lot less bad than I expected. However, I am going to wait a couple weeks for the first couple "hotfixs for xp sp2" to come out, before I put it on my primary computer.

  65. Read what I wrote... by rarose · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They *can* hack in an easter egg while *USING SOURCE CODE CONTROL*. And in the management reports it will show up as "fixed a misspelling".

    I've done it, I know bunches of other people that have done it, and I've been directed by my manager at one company to do it.

    The cutoff date for features is *way* earlier than the cutoff date for defect fixes, and on occasion we'd (i.e. my first level department) discover a feature that we needed to have in the product, but which higher level management would never agree to due to the schedule. Our first line boss would give us the OK to slime it in. It's the old "It's easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission".

    Would somebody lose their job? I guess it all depends on whether your first line manager goes to bat for you or not... but that being said I've *never* heard of a programmer losing their job due to slime.

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    --Rob
    1. Re:Read what I wrote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Before you checkin code, it must be code reviewed -- this is manditory. Someone checking in a fix described as "fixed a spelling error", while adding 2000 lines of code, will be told to remove it (or get a bug opened for the new stuff that they added, and deal with it in a different change).

      Depending on the group you work in and the phase of the dev cycle you're in, you also have to get triage approval -- this means you have to justify your change to a group of people trying to keep code churn to a minimum.

      When code is checked in, the change is mailed to one or more mailing lists. Among the things in the mail are the changelist description and the file in the changelist. Again, red flags will be rased when someone looks at the diff (and believe me, some anal retentive fucker like me will catch it).

      If, somehow an employee managed to get through all of those layers and snuck in those 2000 lines of easter egg code under the radar, and the "easter egg" is discovered (and it will be), they lose their job. It's one of the few things you can do at Microsoft which /will/ result in immediate termination.

    2. Re:Read what I wrote... by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt what you're saying, but I still don't understand how easter eggs *do* get in to MS software? E.g. the flight simulator thing in Excel.

    3. Re:Read what I wrote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easter eggs can be officially endorsed, at least at some level. It's not just a single developer doing it. I'll almost guarantee you that some form of management OKed that easter egg. It just probably wasn't the VP in charge of Office.

  66. STOP error messages by scovetta · · Score: 1

    STOP error messages were the reason that I downgraded from XP back to 2000. Random reboots with no explanation anywhere. I thought I traced it down to a buggy scanner driver, but it still happened.

    Microsoft needs to more accurately diagnose these mysterious errors and provide help to end users.

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    Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
    1. Re:STOP error messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every stop error is logged in the event log unless it was a spontaneous reboot caused by a hardware issue.

      Perhaps you should take the time and educate yourself better about the operating system you use instead of complaining about Microsoft's lack of ability to magically diagnose errors for you remotely.

    2. Re:STOP error messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also turn those STOP error messages back on in Windows XP (and thus bringing back the BSOD... I don't know why it's off by default).

      System Properties -> Advanced Tab -> Startup and Recovery Settings
      Under System Failure, uncheck "Automatically restart".

    3. Re:STOP error messages by sweede · · Score: 1

      heh, sometimes those spontaneous reports are reported in the eeven log.

      Its to bad that Linux didnt have something like this though, maybe i would have been able to figure out why my server kept rebooting every few days.

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    4. Re:STOP error messages by chrisopherpace · · Score: 1

      most likely it was hardware reasons, Linux likes to freak out with a Kernel Panic when it does crash. However, there is a nice little place where Linux stores its logs (system), /var/log/messages. /var/log is where all logs are kept BTW.

    5. Re:STOP error messages by scovetta · · Score: 1

      I should not have to debug kernel messages and core dumps to get my box to work. And the normal user isn't going to know how to spell kernel, much less debug this kind of issue. It is poor usability, plain and simple. Don't make excuses for Microsoft-- they need to do better on this.

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      Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
  67. Re:First Dupe! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    That's not true. There are still BSODS in WinXP. My Pro box throws them now and then. I've gotten maybe three or four since I installed it in NOvember, so they're not COMMON anymore, but they still exist.

    Besides, fair or not, Win95, 98, and ME were all atrocious, and that stigma is permanently etched in the minds of a lot of people. Microsoft really screwed up, and they'll continue paying for it until the last vestiges of the pre-XP era are gone. A lot of professionals remember Windows as the mid-90s system that couldn't match the performance, stability, or security of early 70s systems, but cost a lot of money anyway.

    A lot of users remember Windows as the system that ate their term papers, presentations, budget reports, etc. Windows, for its first three incarnations, was an absolute piece of garbage. Even though XP and 2000 finally started behaving like semi-modern systems, people will hold the original transgressions against them anyway.

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  68. Re:Funny Microsoft KB articles, ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The page blows- there is nothing funny there, even if you try...
    It is teh Lame

  69. What's really cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...is the 3D Web Cam of the guy who submitted this /. article!

    1. Re:What's really cool... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Wow! That *is* really cool! Thanks!

    2. Re:What's really cool... by kliment · · Score: 2, Funny

      what's even cooler is knowing what your name mean... callipygian: having beautiful buttocks

  70. And people think Linux is HARDER????? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Don't get me wrong, I applaud Microsoft for releasing software updates but the whole idea of a Service Pack has always struck me as a pretty bad way of doing things.

    Why is so unreasonable to expect any user to have a rough idea of what programs they run on their computer so that they just update the bits they need to?

    For example, if I run an AMD CPU, why do I need:

    810064 - Short Battery Life on Your Pentium III-M Tualatin Processor Computer

    I thought Windows Update was supposed to supply you with just the updates you need? Even if it cannot do that level of system checking, what about MS just doing a "portage" or "apt-get" system like in Linux?

    MS has a reputation for bloatware and having to download a huge Service Pack where you only need 20-30 of the updates does nothing to quash that reputation.

    Not to mention millions of people downloading a 250MB+ Service Pack and wasting bandwidth...

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    Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
    1. Re:And people think Linux is HARDER????? by man_ls · · Score: 1

      Service Pack is like a kernel update.

      The individual updates released are simple patches; Service Packs actually raise the kernel version.

      Linux is the same way, they just don't call them service packs, they call it Kernel 2.8.1 or whatever.

    2. Re:And people think Linux is HARDER????? by radish · · Score: 1

      Of course only the patches appropriate for your setup are installed. In fact, if you use the Windows Update version of the SP (which end users are supposed to) it doesn't even download the stuff you don't need.

      The 250mb version of the SP is ONLY for syasadmins and people who need to patch multiple machines. Single users should wait and use Windows Update. It has been stated that the average download via WU should be more like 60mb.

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    3. Re:And people think Linux is HARDER????? by ostiguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You download everything, and it installs what it needs.

      Would you be happier to have to fix a pc that someone installed XP SP2 - Intel Tualatin edition on instead of AMD Thunderbird edition? Or carry around 12 cds with various permutations of SPs?

      ostiguy

    4. Re:And people think Linux is HARDER????? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm not a Windows expert but let's say a Service Pack includes an update to Microsoft's FTP Server service. I install the Service Pack, then I decide to run the FTP Server service for the first time.

      Is it already the updated version or do I have to go back and re-apply the Service Pack?

      This is just a theoretical question because when I used to work on Windows a lot (during NT4 days), you were advised to re-install the Service Pack after making any major changes to a system.

      Just curious.

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      Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
    5. Re:And people think Linux is HARDER????? by westlake · · Score: 1
      Not to mention millions of people downloading a 250MB+ Service Pack and wasting bandwidth...

      The 250 MB download is for system administrators. For others, SP2 should come in at around 80 MB. If that is a problem, you can get the update on a free CD-ROM.

      Why is so unreasonable to expect any user to have a rough idea of what programs they run on their computer so that they just update the bits they need to?

      How many users feel comfortable selectively updating system files?
      I can download and install SP2 in minutes over a broadband connection, with reasonable confidence that I have overlooked nothing significant, and with 120 GB free on my primary hard drive, who cares about bloat?

    6. Re:And people think Linux is HARDER????? by rikkards · · Score: 1

      If you had to install the FTP server service off of the original cd that had not been slipstreamed (which I believe NT did not have inherently but could be hacked together) then yes

    7. Re:And people think Linux is HARDER????? by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1
      "Why is so unreasonable to expect any user to have a rough idea of what programs they run on their computer so that they just update the bits they need to?"

      Because people don't know enough about computers to know this. And no, it is not reasonable to expect them to. Most people don't know megahertz from megabytes. We in the /. community often forget this. Many people, especially of the older generation, just don't have the understanding of computers to really know what is going on. Why must you "install" a program, and why must it be "uninstalled"? The Registry? What's that? Most people don't care to know.

      Would it be better if they did? Sure. But the fact is they don't. Just as I don't know all of what is in my car and how it works and whether it needs to be replaced or what better parts are available. I could find out, but I have not taken the time and probably won't.

      So the Service Pack strategy may be, "It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it." It's not the most efficient way to do it, but it deals with reality.

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
  71. More Accurate by pr1time · · Score: 0, Troll

    Couldn't they have just put "This didn't work before" and then added say every tenth line of code? That would have been faster and probably more accurate

  72. Re:First Dupe! by dave420 · · Score: 1
    "Besides, fair or not, Win95, 98, and ME were all atrocious"

    Exactly. "Fair or not". That's what I've been talking about.

    XP doesn't crash. Bad drivers crash XP. Read up on WHQL, then fix your computer. Don't blame the OS when the user is clearly to blame.

  73. Re: Yes, that is pretty cool. :) by Llama_STi · · Score: 1

    Wow, that's cool that you had such an impact. The surprising thing is that the person from MS showed some personality themselves, not just some standard auto-response or straight corpo-talk. Lets you see that even the guys over at MS can be just like us... well, kinda. ;)

  74. No, instead this picture is more in line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  75. Service Packs are for another reason. by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Informative

    A Service Pack provides an easy mechanism to identify major code refreshes. This way when handed two sets of install disks a person can tell if they have newer version than was originally distributed.

    Now for the most part I agree, lots of this should be available for download separately. The update process in windows is tolerable. However there may be enough inter dependancies among these various updates to require them all to be available in one neat package.

    I know people who will not use Windows Update but they will apply a service pack.

    As for that 250Mb size, I believe that was the special network administrators version that everyone should not have been downloading, let alone the fact that most only got it because it was on P2P network.

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  76. This ain't insightful by pclminion · · Score: 1
    More like a list of all the bugs they think they fixed, not counting the bugs they inadvertantly fixed plus the bugs they inadvertantly introduced.

    Right, because all programmers outside Microsoft have superhuman skills and prove that each bug fix they code is correct...

    1. Re:This ain't insightful by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly, that wasn't my point. My point is that ALL programmers introduce new bugs when they fix old bugs -- it's the process. Not unique to Microsoft. It's just a reminder that this list is hardly comprehensive, and will get updated over time.

    2. Re:This ain't insightful by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Right, because all programmers outside Microsoft have superhuman skills and prove that each bug fix they code is correct...

      No. It's that our bugs don't tend to make the headlines every few weeks.

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:This ain't insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, because hardly anyone of importance uses your software. its not because of your technical superiority.

  77. This is news? by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is this news, I thought everyone here used Linux. Or is it just me and you're all laughing behind my back?

    1. Re:This is news? by Stevyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. After I switched to linux I noticed how many people make it seem they're running linux (because of their pro linux comments and being modded up for praising linux), but run windows. Look how many people comment on big microsoft stories. Sometimes it's over a thousand.

      I want to see slashdot's webserver statistics showing what people are really running. I wouldn't be surprised if it's only 10-15% of people running linux.

      I think in addition to our karma, we should have a linux-o-meter linked to our ID name. That would expose that asshole who shouts out "winblowz," "Micro$oft" and all that other childish crap who's really running windows xp in his mother's basement. There's nothing wrong with people using windows. Hell, I use it at work. It's just when the slashdot "politics" skew the reality of the situation that it starts to get aggrivating.

      And by the way, yes I did switch to linux to seem cooler on slashdot because that is all that matters in life.

  78. In other news.. by NeoTron · · Score: 1

    "Debian has released their own Service Pack for Windows XP. /Debian Service Pack 1 for Windows XP/ is to be used only if you are disatisfied with XP after you install SP2. A Debian spokesperson stated : Just pop this CD in, reboot, then follow the onscreen instructions, and Windows will be upgraded on your PC, which will feel much more responsive and will not crash as much - if at all."

    See http://www.debian.org for further details of this upgrade.

    1. Re:In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In OTHER news, it has been discovered that Debian Service Pack 1 has a known list of incompatible programs that will no longer function after application of the patch, similar to the list of incompatible programs listed by Microsoft yesterday. However, in this case, the list can be expressed much more shortly.

      To wit:

      List of Windows Programs incompatible with Debian Service Pack 1:
      Pretty Much All Of Them.

      In addition, it has been discovered that incorrect installation of the patch, or the selection of a number of options in installation of Debian Service Pack can cause severe data loss, including loss of access to ALL files currently on your system.

      Also, you may experience severe video performance degradation after application of Debian Service Pack 1 due to the fact that many modern video card drivers have not been certified for use with Debian Service Pack 1, and the system will default back to more compatible, but far less functional versions of these drivers.

  79. Re:First Dupe! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    XP doesn't crash. Bad drivers crash XP. Read up on WHQL, then fix your computer. Don't blame the OS when the user is clearly to blame.

    Wow. It's like bashing heads with a Linux zealot all over again. Only one problem, numbnuts: none of the drivers that are installed are signed by anyone but Microsoft, and I've never allowed installation of an "unsafe" driver (i.e. - a driver that took advantage of the fact that Windows was total shit until Microsoft pulled their head out of their ass and made their OS work like it was 1977).

    Touche, zealot-boy.

    Exactly. "Fair or not". That's what I've been talking about.

    It's perfectly fair. Microsoft made a shitty product for years and held anyone who dared suggest they fix it in utter contempt. Now Microsoft has a reputation for making shitty products.

    Well, gee. Ain't that a bitch. Funny how you get the reputation of an asshole when you act like one, isn't it?

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  80. Here is another list... by way2slo · · Score: 3, Informative

    This the list of programs that the built-in firewall will break until you add them to the exception list. Be ready to do the procedure listed in the Knowledge Base article on every machine you apply the service pack to.

    1. Re:Here is another list... by Jay9333 · · Score: 1

      If I have 50 computers in a simple Windows workgroup environment (no active directory) that all will need the same exception added, is there a script (or can I write one) that will automatically add that exception to all of the firewalls?

  81. Re:First Dupe! by dave420 · · Score: 1
    First of all your "fair or not" speech was exactly what I was talking about. You said "fair or not" windows sucks. So, by your own admission, if windows didn't suck, you'd still say it would. THAT's my point.

    As for your crashing XP box, check your hardware. I can't tell you how stable XP is, even compared to my RH9 boxes - it's rock solid. Any time a computer is on the fritz like that, look beyond the OS. I know it's hard if you're jaded ("microsoft made a shitty product for years"), but it's worth it.

    You have a go at me for being a zealot, then refuse to listen to my argument in a mature fashion. cheers.

  82. Anyone had this problem? by topgan1 · · Score: 1

    Computer Seems to Hang When You Log On
    I dont think ANYONE HERE has hanging problems with his/her windoze box. Maybe some little minor glitches with the interface but not these big hanging problems... Intoducing Longhorn....-> Mac OS X - Tiger...

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  83. I think users want SOME explaination... by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...even if they don't really understand it.

    I agree that it is hard to explain a buffer overflow to non-technical people, but I've done it before to their satisfaction. A lot of people want to know more about how their computers (and other appliances) work. Furthermore, lack of detail can translate to lack of trust. There has to be a balance between technobabble and plain, simple english.

    If all a user wants to know about a bug is something general like you suggest then the list of critical updates in Windows Update or on the SP2 page would look like this:

    123456 - A flaw in Internet Explorer may allow an attacker to control your computer
    123457 - A flaw in Outlook Express may allow an attacker to control your computer
    123458 - A flaw in Windows XP may allow an attacker to control your computer
    123459 - A flaw in Internet Explorer may allow an attacker to control your computer
    123460 - A flaw in Internet Explorer may allow an attacker to control your computer
    123461 - A flaw in Windows XP may allow an attacker to control your computer
    123462 - A flaw in Internet Explorer may allow an attacker to control your computer

    Honestly, how would this be ANY more useful to a user than something line "A buffer overflow in IE's URI parsing routines could allow an attacker to perform a cross-site scripting attack"? Sure, most users would not know what that means without reading the details, however, I think a lot of users would not be comforted by the above list. Is it the same flaw? How does the flaw manifest itself? Does it apply to my setup?

    In fact I think most users would feel a bit insulted by overly vague information on updates--as if MS feels they are not smart enough to handle any sort of detail. "Okay boys and girls, Windows has a booboo. Run this program and it'll but a bandaid on the booboo and everything will be alright again".

    I think I'd personally prefer technobabble, at least it sounds more credible (like someone knows something about software).

    1. Re:I think users want SOME explaination... by westlake · · Score: 1
      In fact I think most users would feel a bit insulted by overly vague information on updates--as if MS feels they are not smart enough to handle any sort of detail.

      It is difficult to get a Windows user to feign even a polite interest in the internals of an operating system. I would argue that most would be perfectly content if Windows Update was wholly automated and invisible by default.

    2. Re:I think users want SOME explaination... by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

      It is difficult to get a Windows user to feign even a polite interest in the internals of an operating system.

      I think a good deal (maybe not all) windows users might find your assumtion a bit insulting as well--even some non-technical ones. although many probably aren't interested in knowing the internals, I think your argument that they would prefer all updates to be automatic and invisible is wrong. Windows XP and 2000 can already be set up to check for, download and intall all critical updates automatically, and the only indication it is happening is the little globe in the taskbar.

      EVERY beginner user (not some, not most...every single one) where I had set up automatic updates this way compalined. some examples:

      * I inadvertantly set this up on my father's PC when he still used dial-up (that due to noisy phone lines could never manage more than 22 kbps). It was continually downloading updates (resuming where it left off if he hung up in the middle of one). It was barely usable to start with--if he tried to open his email it was coming in at about 1200 baud!

      * I set this up for a guy running a small delivery business and he complained loudly about things changing by themselves and the annoying balloon messages emanating from the systray icon implying it was installing an update whether he liked it or not.

      * A retired lady (grandmother of a friend of mine) noticed the automatic updates for the first time and called me up because she thought it might be a virus--she got bit by a system compromise that popped up alert boxes,etc all by itself, and she noticed the update icon appear and increased light-blinking on her cable modem and it reminded her of what happened when she got the virus.

      Unless it could be COMPLETELY invisible and you can GUARANTEE a patch won't break something (a recent update broke some of my employers software for example), NO user wants stuff to happen without them knowing about it--not even beginning Windows users. I find they don't mind if CHECKS are done, but they want to control the download and install to be done on teir own time.

      Does this leave the chance of unpatched systems? sure...but there is ALWAYS going to be the case where a patch shouldn't be put in the moment it is available and detected by update.

    3. Re:I think users want SOME explaination... by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      Unless it could be COMPLETELY invisible and you can GUARANTEE a patch won't break something (a recent update broke some of my employers software for example), NO user wants stuff to happen without them knowing about it--not even beginning Windows users. I find they don't mind if CHECKS are done, but they want to control the download and install to be done on teir own time.

      That's what I use the auto-update for - both on the family laptop and on my own PC (before I switched away to running Linux on it completely).
      And that's why I hated the useless sumamries. It was the same information-lacking summaries. Just a list of "Critical updates" that all list dire consequences but are annoying low on details.

      Plus, in my case anyone, it's a general mistrust of taking anything Microsoft says at face-value. I want to know exactly what's being patched. I want to know what the flaw was, and what the fix actually implements.

      It's just annoying that they leave the bulk of the information out probably for the benefit of less technical users, when it's many of these users that either don't patch their systems at all or who simply accept every patch that comes.
      Surely Microsoft have to realise that anyone actually reviewing the list of updates is actually interested in the details.

      It just seems like Microsoft don't want to make it easy for people to get the details (a too-small window spawning when you link on the KB link, usually requiring a manual resize), and that they want people to just automatically install anything from them and automatically trust that it's "for the best".
      I guess I'm just one of those people who don't really like having the details kept back. And there are entities I trust a damn site more than Microsoft that I would still blast for treating me the same way.

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    4. Re:I think users want SOME explaination... by NuclearDog · · Score: 0

      Seriously now, you want MS Windows to disable the activity light on your cable modem?

      AFAIK it's pretty damn hard to download a file without causing any activity.

      Also, perhaps you should have just explained to this grandmother than you were enabling automatic updates and just explained in laymen's terms what it does, then maybe she wouldn't have been so worried? Usually when I set someones computer up, I will explain to them anything they might notice different from before, including automatic updates.

      ND

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  84. OT: Favorite bug by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, this is not XP SP2, but Win2k SP3:

    http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=276304

    Imagine getting an error message like:

    "Your password must be at least 18770 characters and cannot repeat any of your previous 30689 passwords. Please type a different password. Type a password that meets these requirements in both text boxes."

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  85. Dude... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Windows Update process for installing the service pack does eactly what you describe. It scans the computer for what it needs to DL and it DLs only what the computer nees. It can range from about 70 to 90 meg Not the 250 to 400 meg for the full admin or developer versions.

    In the same vein... "I thought that /. users were supposed to be smart enough to figure things out for themselves by reading and experimenting rather than blathering on and on about things that they know nothing about to hords of other people that also know nothing thus starting up a shit storm of FUD like the wold has never seen"

    1. Re:Dude... by kylef · · Score: 1
      In the same vein... "I thought that /. users were supposed to be smart enough to figure things out for themselves by reading and experimenting rather than blathering on and on about things that they know nothing about to hords of other people that also know nothing thus starting up a shit storm of FUD like the wold has never seen"

      Not when Windows is the subject. Then ignorance is quite popular here, and FUD storms abound.

  86. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next time there is a big Mozilla update, is someone going to post the MASSIVE list of bug fixes (Hey just look at the current change log!) so we can all laugh at them too?

    Geeze, like grow-up man.

  87. I usually start with the feature list... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

    Bugs are generally the "undocumented features."

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  88. Re:My experience with SP2 by kpogoda · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I installed SP2 and then it made me re-activate both Windows and Office 2003. During the reactivation, my original Product keys were no longer valid. I had to call Micrsoft support, spoke to numerous tech support and activation department employees before they gave me a new product key which could be re-activated. I felt like I was getting interrogated as to why I was re-activating the software even though I had valid and legal copies. The other interesting part, every person I spoke to was from India, the the only person not from India was Canadian. It appears as if Microsoft has almost completely off-shored major portions of their company to India. The way I fixed the computer was to completely reinstall everything on the computer. I have not seen a Micrsoft release that has had more problems and instability than this release of Windows XP and Office 2003.

  89. SlashDot is diving deep into anti-MS propaganda... by tereshchenko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Such bug does NOT mean that all writes to USB devices are failing - only on some specific device under special conditions. Usually any functionality in Windows never *completely* broken - unlike Linux where you can get respected distro with non-working DSL support or 50%-failure rate boot loader. As I wrote: SlashDot is deep into blind anti-MS propaganda... shame on you! And what so special about list of bugfixes? Have you seen Debian or Mandrake change logs recently? (and in case of XP SP2 it is list for 2 years! two!)

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  90. If you care by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

    You can remove 200 to 500 meg from that by removing the various patch uninstalls from the /Windows folder once you are sure that your machine is working properly... (Must have the viewing of hidden/system files enabled)

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  91. Another gem... by gphinch · · Score: 1

    839017 - Help and Support causes Windows XP to stop responding

    This is not actually an OS fix but rather cleaning house in the tech support dept.

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  92. My personal favorite by sixpaw · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From Article 815411, Heap Algorithm Update for Atypically Large Heap Requests:
    Windows XP SP1 and Windows Server 2003 contain a general purpose, well understood memory / heap algorithm that delivers fast performance for memory requests made from a broad spectrum of Windows programs. The performance of the algorithm in Windows has been evaluated with many industry benchmarks and by careful analysis of typical end-user operations. As with any general purpose algorithm, an atypical sequence of requests can be tailored. In this instance, the algorithm does not perform optimally. However, because such a sequence is not found in typical Windows programs or the system, you do not have to change the heap algorithm. Changing the heap algorithm does not provide for an improvement in system performance for most users and programs.

    This hotfix provides a workaround in the heap algorithm to better handle a particular atypical and uncommon sequence of heap requests. The atypical request pattern was found in a custom-built program that does not bear much resemblance to the vast majority of other Windows programs in existence. The scope and the size of this hotfix is narrowly defined for this one particular program and the workaround has no benefit for the majority of programs or overall system performance.
    I'd love to see the series of annoyed e-mails between the developer and the QA team that lead to this 'bugfix'...
  93. Service Pack 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Service Pack 2 fixed my Wi-Fi problems. Wi-Fi support is much more advanced. I highly recommend this update to anyone with a Wi-Fi enabled laptop.

  94. Re:SlashDot is diving deep into anti-MS propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SlashDot is deep into blind anti-MS propaganda
    ...
    respected distro with non-working DSL support or 50%-failure rate boot loader

    Got some sources for that, bucko? Didn't think so. Now get back to your VB project.

  95. Re:My experience with SP2 by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    If you called the US activation number, you were talking to somebody in Washington State. If not... well, it's possible Microsoft has outsourced support for other nations (and I know they are planning to outsource more in the future).

  96. SP2 did not resolve HDD/SWAP crazyness by ztom · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I feel like smashing my comp or repartitioning HDD when I think about windows swap behaviour. Then I remember I have still unfinished projects on windows. When I run linux with 512MB of RAM, then it STARTS to use swap ONLY when this memory is used up. When I run windows, it seems, that it writes EVERYTHING to SWAP and then retrieves memory pages only when really nessecary. And what does it use all the free memory for? o yeah, caching! It's absolutely nessecary to swap out all the possible memory to copy 600MB file over the net, just because it's fun to release the memory when the copy operation finishes and watch continued HDD torture when I switch back to recent app. On laptop this renders system pretty unusable for minutes after the copy. And of course it's Very Funny to see, that system has 100..200MB FREE MEMORY and HDD led just doesn't go off after switshing to app left to the backround for a while. And this is "tuned" system. Bloat-services switched off, many registry settings optimized, resident("update-clients") portions of various popular "default" software removed, so on. Seems like it's absolutely no use to do all this shit, as inactive programs will be swapped out of memory anyway after few seconds of idle time or when they stay on the background for few minutes.. And as I discovered after many days of frustrating web-search .. All this behaviour is totally normal and "correctly working" feature of windows!!! I know now there are different hacky-smelling "solutions" for this, like various "memory-optimizers" and shit, but why-oh-why would I need any memory optimizing with 512MB and 200MB constantly free in the first place?!?! If that's not "buggy" .. what is? Oh yea: even brand new CLEAN XP SP2 with 512MB RAM running doom3 (pretty well) for hour or two starts to freak out with the same swapping horror. Restarting DOOM3 will reset the situation. So this XP Starter Edition is really good thing: opening one app and closing it before opening nextone seems to be the way microsoft thinks computers should be used these days.

  97. Re:13 bugs found that could lead to code execution by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Service Pack releases also contain all the point releases up to that point. If you click on the knowledge base article attached to those 13 bugs, you'll probably find that most, if not all, of them have *already* been in WindowsUpdate in the past.

    Service Packs are designed so that if you have a plain-jane Windows XP install and you put on the Service Pack, you'll be at the same place a user who's been running Windows Update every week will be.

  98. Not anymore... by kcb93x · · Score: 1

    No, after you apply the service pack (at least with SP2) it has something running in the background watching for this, so it retroactivly will apply all of it's updates to everything, no reapplying the service pack.

    I saw it in one of the papers on SP2 on Microsoft's site, can't remember which one though.

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    1. Re:Not anymore... by plj · · Score: 1

      The service pack hasn't needed to be reapplied since the release of Windows 2000. IIRC it was documented in the "Windows 2000 Installation and Deployment Guide", a +1000-page book, which was freely downloadable from MS as zipped DOC files, at least back in the year 2000.

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  99. Re:First Dupe! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Windows, for its first three incarnations, was an absolute piece of garbage.

    And worse yet- that was NOT the first three incarnations. The first three incarnations were 1.0, 2.0, 3.0. There was also a 3.1 and a 3.11 before 95- all in the same code base.

    The current code base is actually an entirely different set of code, starting with NT (for New Technology). So we're talking 8 incarnations of garbage- all of which belonged to a code base that is now utterly abandoned by Microsoft.

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  100. Doesn't say they fixed the IE PNG alpha bug by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    But they did fix the "PNG image not displayed if 4097 bytes" problem. So we know they were looking at PNG, and still probably ignored one of the most disabling graphics failures in the browser.

    So we're most likely doomed to another few years where we can't use alpha images on web sites unless we want to only show them to a few percent of the public.

    Way to go, Microsoft's IE team.

    <rant>
    I hope Firefox and crew kick your sorry, ownable, hackable, broken code writing, specification ignoring, partial standard supporting, no tab having, pop up generating butts.
    </rant>

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    1. Re:Doesn't say they fixed the IE PNG alpha bug by synthparadox · · Score: 1

      Ehhh, I'm still waiting for them to support CSS2 first... I mean, IE doesn't even support position: fixed yet, damn them. Seriously, supporting CSS2 would make my life so much easier.

    2. Re:Doesn't say they fixed the IE PNG alpha bug by salimma · · Score: 1

      I hope Firefox and crew kick your sorry, ownable, hackable, broken code writing, specification ignoring, partial standard supporting, no tab having, pop up generating butts.

      Actually, with SP2 installed, IE blocks pop ups by default.. and its notification is much more visually elegant (it displays a blue-colored bar underneath the location toolbar), and so you *know* when a pop up is being blocked.

      The pop-up blocker was a pleasant surprise, and as for better standard compliance, it seems from Tech9 blogs that they're about to start work on it. Nothing like Mozilla gaining 1% market share to turn heads..

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  101. Re:My experience with SP2 by kpogoda · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, I called the US activation number that pops up on the screen. I live in the United States. I only talked to and was transferred to people from India. The same went for support also, but the higher levels of support in India transferred me to someone in Canada after a few people could not help me then transferred me back to India.

  102. Re:SlashDot is diving deep into anti-MS propaganda by tereshchenko · · Score: 0

    Oh, I love those *NIX kiddies :-) My message based on my personal experiences with Mandrake (9.1, 9.2, 10.0) and Fedora. Boot loader thing was quite covered by press BTW. I never even touched VB. Now get back to your AWK scripts.

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  103. Let me get this straight by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

    You're actually asking why an operating system would have the ability to throttle its own speed? Have you ever heard of, say, a laptop battery, or seen the same feature in the Linux kernel? Do you know what Standby is?

  104. I'm still waiting... by MortgageMan · · Score: 0

    for my "I survived NT4.0 SP2" t-shirt...

  105. I used to have a sig that described it... by rd_syringe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...but I took it away because I kept getting marked down for no reason. It read: "Slashdot is the Ain't-It-Cool-News of the tech sector."

    Anyone who has been to AICN knows exactly what I'm talking about.

    1. Re:I used to have a sig that described it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and I saw that .sig on your bonch account. Before that, you used to troll Slashdot from your Overly Critical Guy account. Now, we see you here with the name "rd_syringe".

      Once this account has been (justifiably) modded into the ground, what name will you go by then? We all wait with breathless anticipation.

  106. Uh, Slashdot is a corporate website too by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

    microsoft.com is a corporate website, slashdot is an unofficial messageboard for geeks...

    Unofficial? This place is considered the peak of geek community chatter on the 'net. If you ignore that, you are putting your head in the sand.

    As far as it not being a corporate site--ROFL. It's owned by OSDN, a Linux company. Malda posts these Microsoft articles to get more page hits that he can report to OSDN to use for shopping to banner advertisers. The day Slashdot instituted banner ads should have been the first big sign. The day pointless subscriptions came into play should have been the second. And when you realized they don't even listen to the subscribers despite what Malda originally said, that should have been the last straw.

  107. Yes, it is a corporate news portal by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

    It is owned by a company, shops banner ads, and has user subscriptions. It's not a "fan-run advocacy site," it's a business.

    It's surprising that you find it "ludicrous" for a news portal to remain neutral and unbiased. This place is the PRIME SOURCE of all the immature attitude out there in the OSS community. False memes propagate through this thing like STDs in high school. People repeat the same unproven facts in +5 posts, which causes other people to believe it.

    I think this release of SP2 has really illustrated a lot of things fundamentally wrong with this community's attitude, but in particular, the attitudes of the editors. Not to mention the horrible, overly broad "IT" section and its garish color scheme.

  108. Re:SlashDot is diving deep into anti-MS propaganda by larien · · Score: 1
    I think I know exactly the bug, because I kept getting it. Basically, every time I tried to sync my iPod (USB device...) XP crashed and corrupted the registry requiring a reinstall. Eventually I decided to use the serial docking device. However, transferring files from/to a USB CF card reader did the same, so I narrowed it down to the USB device. My workaround was to install a spare USB card to handle it; this works fine.

    Worth pointing out that everything worked great from a VMWare session running under linux, so I was certain it wasn't (a) hardware or (b) the type of transfer or (c) some combination; I blamed the VIA drivers for my motherboard, but neither the stock XP drivers or the MB drivers which came with the MB did any different.

    Mebbe I'll load up SP2 and see what happens; my system's been playing up for a while and a fresh install might clear it up :)

  109. Re:There was a story on slashdot about this alread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sig is hilarious, Zev. :)

  110. Speaking of battery life... by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    Another item on the list is:

    "Computer stops responding after you put it into hibernation, and then resume it from hibernation many times"

    And here's an extract from the KB article...

    "For example, the computer may stop responding after you put it into hibernation and then resume it from hibernation approximately 300 times."

    (THREE HUNDRED TIMES??!!! I'm not surprised that causes problems!)

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    1. Re:Speaking of battery life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are those actual quotes? if so, MS's grammar is appalling.

    2. Re:Speaking of battery life... by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      Yep. Actual quotes!

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    3. Re:Speaking of battery life... by pod · · Score: 1

      Why would you be 'not surprised'? It's a COMPUTER! If it can do it once, it can do it a million times.

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  111. A world built on... by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    No - not matchsticks. Oil. The world is built on oil. Matchsticks are useful for lighting oil though.

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    1. Re:A world built on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh fuck off. Seriously.

  112. Re:My experience with SP2 by admdrew · · Score: 1

    That's interesting. For a week or so a year ago we were shuffling around computers and doing a lot of installs of XP Pro, and didn't bother with finding the specific keys for each computer (we have 10 or 20 keys bought at once). When we had to reactivate some installs and call up the number, they seemed to be too relaxed about it... We honestly could've had all stolen copies and MS wouldn't have known/cared.

  113. Re:Funny Microsoft KB articles, ! by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    The page blows- there is nothing funny there, even if you try...

    I agree most are far fetched, but I found some gems in there, such as

    "In the lab at Vampire Village, when Luke tells Lizzy 'a horror handed me dad's wallet', horror sounds like whore." :-)

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  114. Another Internet Exploder bug... by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    "Internet Explorer May Shut Down Unexpectedly If You Have Set Windows and Buttons to Windows XP Style"

    Now that one *should* read:

    "Internet Explorer May Shut Down Unexpectedly If You Have Not Disabled Windows XP Style Windows and Buttons"

    BTW, if you don't like the XP look anyways, I *highly* recommend going back to bog (bug?) standard Windows skin. Even on a newer sys it just speeds things up a lot. Combine with disabling useless services, not allowing RealPlayer/Quicktime/Driver Apps/Quick Starters to run in the background, Windows is nice and snappy - one can get it to well below 100MB mem usage. (Even if you have lots to spare, this is A Good Thing).

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  115. Remember this is a politically correct list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That list contains the bugs that Microsoft admits to fixing. There is a completely separate set of problems that Microsoft won't admit were ever issues in the first place, that are probably fixed here.

  116. Re:My experience with SP2 by kpogoda · · Score: 1

    They were not relaxed about it with me. They kept on giving me the third degree. I personally did not appreciate being treated like that when I am actually one of the few people probably out there that actually has legal copies of their software. I would have had an easier time just loading up the cracked versions than dealing with MS support.

  117. [cry]boo hoo[/cry] by classic66coupe · · Score: 0

    what a wanker.

  118. Thank You! by rarose · · Score: 1

    For agreeing with my post... as I said I've had first line managers direct me to do such stuff knowing that higher level management wouldn't go for it.

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  119. Actually it's the way you DID do it... by Numen · · Score: 1

    .NET actually cuts against the grain of using the registry for config and application config files at various levels from machine down to application are now the prefered method.

    The central repository is the old model.

  120. Re:My experience with SP2 by delus10n0 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sorry, but you're talking out your arse.

    I installed SP2 and then it made me re-activate both Windows and Office 2003.

    We've deployed it on approximately 100 machines here in the office, and haven't had any activation issues of any kind, with Visual Studio, Office, or Windows XP itself. I also fail to see how a service pack would force a re-activation.

    spoke to numerous tech support and activation department employees before they gave me a new product key which could be re-activated. I felt like I was getting interrogated as to why I was re-activating the software

    You've apparently never actually had to re-activate windows or office. The very first thing you can do is use the internet to re-activate. 90% of the time this works right off the bat. The second thing you can do is call their 1-800 number, and be connected to an automated phone system. You say/speak the code into your phone, and the system reads back an auth code. Bam, done. If for some reason the phone system cannot understand you, it transfers you to a Real Live Person (tm) who asks for your code, and gives you back an auth code. No interrogation. No questions at all, even.

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  121. Re:My experience with SP2 by kpogoda · · Score: 1

    No, I am not talking out my arse. I am not saying that this will happen to everyone, or that it is common. But it did happen to me. That is great that you have deployed it on all those machines and have experienced good luck. I wish you further good fortune. That was not my experience though. I have had to reactivate machines in the past, and yes, I have chosen the online method. It sometimes has failed and had to go through the 800 number. This time it was even worse. I spoke to the 800 number people over in India, went though the long string of numbers, re-entered their numbers a few times and it still did not work. I went through many "Real Live People (tm)" in India and one in Canada. I had no luck and no answers were given to me. I eventually had to reinstall, enter the new product keys given to me and reactivate windows over the internet. ......This was not a "You say/speak the code into your phone, and the system reads back an auth code. Bam, done." situation.....

  122. Re:SlashDot is diving deep into anti-MS propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boot loader thing was quite covered by press BTW

    Oh, you mean the partitioning problem that affected *only* those people who were dual booting with Windows? The one where Windows insists on using CHS values instead of LBA values? Yeah, that sure caused a number of issues. Good thing the Windows installer allowed me to dual boot with Mandrake/Fedora just fine.

    Oh wait, no it didn't.

  123. The word "crash" appears only twice in this list. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word "crash" appears only twice in this list of fixes. (Plus another time when "Crash" is part of a function name.) Sheesh, that's 125MB per crash fix.

  124. Remember "DOTDIR" ? by welsh+git · · Score: 1

    I hate the fact everything has a config file/directory in my home directory.
    My home directory is cluttered with loads of them (yes, I always "ls" with -a)

    I remember way back when, when unix acccounts were more scarce and share, you could set the environment variable "DOTDIR" to the directory you wanted configuration files put into.

    SETENV DOTDIR "$HOME/.config"

    made things much clearer, but no applications these days seem to support it

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  125. Re:SlashDot is diving deep into anti-MS propaganda by tereshchenko · · Score: 0

    There is a bug in Fedora Core 2 that causes the hard disk geometry as reported in the partition table to be altered during installation. The Windows *installer* does not have anything with this. It is Fedora installer that breaks things.

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  126. Let me add a bug which I didn't see mentioned by MagicBox · · Score: 1

    It happened to me about 10 times before I figured out what's going on. Where I work we have a spaghetti of Access 2000 databases. I'd say around 250. I noticed that when trying to compact and repair the database sitting on a Novell File Server from a client machine over a network the database would get deleted, gone...., and an error appears saying: "The database cannot be found". What a great explanation. When I raised the issue in a meeting, I found out that about every developer in the room had encountered such a problem, and had to restore the files from a backup more than once. They had no idea it was a flaw, they just restored thinking they deleted the file by mistake. I urged them to use the compact/repair feature locally only. This might not be of concern to most /. users, but it's a pretty severe flaw, especially for a small business who's whole operations are dependent on such database format.

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  127. You're a bit confused. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

    The processor can't detect "empty clock ticks"... there's no such thing.
    If the operating system determines that no user threads have anything to do, and the kernel has run out of stuff to do to... so it's just waiting for hardware interrupts (keyboard, mouse, network, video, disk, interval timer), rather than sitting around in a loop it executes the HALT instruction which brings the CPU into a low-power state until an interrupt or trap wakes it up.

    Otherwise it would have to spin in a loop for a few milliseconds, and that eats juice it shouldn't otherwise need to.

    Intel Speed Step CPUs let the operating system use special MTRRs that allow it to dynamically adjust the clock speed in reaction to an increase or decrease of thumb-twiddling time as well. Because a CPU at 1.2GHz halting 50% is still consuming more power than the same CPU at 800MHz in HALT only 20% of the time.

    I believe this is the thing that doesn't work in XP without Service Pack II or hotfixes. I've heard about this gripe before.

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  128. It wouldn't be so bad... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

    if there were three changes....

    1) That the reg tool existed as early in NT as when the registry was first introduced.

    2) That the reg tool would allow you to dump and restore hives and keys to flat/text files

    3) That the registry would be broken up into many hives that applications could load and unload dynamically and keep independantly.

    In this fashion, for example, all the settings for a particular app for a particular user might end up as %USERDIR%/Application Data/foobar/foobar.dat and would be dynamically added under HKCU or whereever until it the relevant app was closed (and the hive removed).

    You could always go back and manually mount that hive and make changes...

    In this fashion, complete rebuilds would become unnecessary because you could spread out your critical config, and backup/restore parts independantly, prevent corruption or slow access from large hives, etc.

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  129. CrashOnAuditFail is the SHIT. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's actually saved me some trouble. You'll know that your disks are out of free space (thus preventing the audit log from growing) when you see that ol' Blue Screen. A similar machine without the setting would just behave very erratically and just fall all over itself.

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  130. certification requirement by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

    I believe this is also a requirement of one of the federal security certifications (FIPS 140, etc). To maintain security, the OS cannot be allowed to run if logging isn't working right.

  131. Re:SlashDot is diving deep into anti-MS propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There is a bug in Fedora Core 2" ... in the 'parted' application, a hard disk partitioning tool used by several Linux distros (and invoked by FC2's Anaconda Installer)...

    "that causes the hard disk geometry as reported in the partition table to be altered during installation" ... that alters the CHS information only. Windows cannot handle the LBA information which is handled *correctly* in the BIOS, even though every other OS is fully capable of understanding it. Rather, Windows happily ignores the LBA information, and chokes and dies. It is a Windows issue.

    All of this is in the article in the link, which I can only assume you didn't read.

    "Windows *installer* does not have anything with this."

    Your original post referred to "50%-failure rate boot loader" for Linux. Try installing Windows *after* installing Linux. I guarantee a 100% failure rate, as Windows will happily take over the MBR and ignore your Linux installation.

    I fail to see how you can say one thing, then ignore it two posts later.

  132. Where's the other list? by slapout · · Score: 1

    That's the list of bugs it fixes...where's the list of problems it causes?

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  133. Re:My experience with SP2 by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

    why did you have to reinstall?

    you can change your product key without reinstalling.

  134. HOLY CHRYST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude!

    That's a hela list of updates. I think I just fucking hit my swap file on that page load.

    That's just plain crazy.

  135. Why upgrade, two words...... by vwjeff · · Score: 1

    Just explain to me exactly why I should have upgraded from Win95? What exactly has been added that is so helpfull?

    Spider Solitaire

  136. Many command line tools are not fully integrated. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Linux has very complete and powerful command line processors and command line tools.

    Windows has very weak ones. Many of the Windows command line tools are not completely integrated into the Windows OS. For example, here is a non-destructive test you can try: Run the command SUBST L: C:\. That makes L: point to the root of the C: drive, so that L: is equivalent to C:. Now open the recycle bin. Delete something and see the recycle bin malfunctioning; it automatically deletes items rather than holding them. Run SUBST L: /D to get back to normal. There are many examples of failures like this that were reported a long time before SP1, and were not fixed in SP1.

    Microsoft is extremely sloppy, in my experience. Some things they fix, some things they don't. Notice that the items in the bug list are not dated. Note that there is no way to know what was fixed between SP1 and SP2. The convenience of the technical writers is considered more important than the huge amount of time lost by customers because things are documented in a sloppy way.

    Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are tired of getting up in the morning and doing the same thing every day, it appears to me. Slowly they are losing touch with their company, and slowly the company is decaying. Microsoft was, in my experience, always abusive toward its customers, but now it is sliding more into disfunction.

  137. It already does by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Linux HALTs the CPU when it's not actively doing anything, and has done so for a lot longer than any MS-Windows derivative. I had one guy complain that his dual-boot machine wasn't working in MS-Windows but went fine in Linux (well, hey... but read on), and it turned out to be a failed CPU fan. Linux spent so much time idle (and so HALTed) that the CPU temp was reasonable even without a fan, MS-Windows constantly hammered it so it overheated and went catatonic. And who hasn't woken up at 4AM to hear the MS-Windows Disk Squirrels scampering around on their drive for no reason that you've ever been able to discover?

    Win2k and XP do HALT the CPU as well, but by their very nature they don't do it as consistently.

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    1. Re:It already does by Alan · · Score: 1

      Yea, I know about HALT, but I was thinking of actually clocking down the CPU from 2G to 1G or whatever when idle. Something that I know it has the ability to do in the 2.6 series, but only on certain CPUs if I read the config info right.

  138. I've had wrose than that from Telstra Mobile by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    A lady answered in an accent which I guess was Malaysian, but would only admit to being "somewhere in Asia". This is calling an allegedly Australian company (QANGO, really) from Australia.

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  139. Howto: Using REGEDIT in DOS by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Regedit will run from the DOS prompt. Type "regedit" in real DOS (not just in a DOS window) to get a list of available commandline switches.

    However, this doesn't give you the nice GUI with the automagically decoded-to-text representation of the registry's contents.

    So to fix the registry in the DOS environment, you use the Regedit switch to dump the registry to a textfile (you should do this anyway for archival purposes), use a text editor to fix whatever needs fixing, then use Regedit to restore the registry.

    You can also use Regedit in DOS to merge individual keys (whatever.reg files, which are themselves plaintext).

    "Corrupted registry" gets a lot of bad press, but in my experience it is exceedingly rare, and takes the blame for a lot of other issues, usually involving mismatched Explorer components caused by AOL and its kin forcibly updating only *part* of the set. You might then wind up with some conflicting registry keys, but that does not equate to the registry itself being corrupted.

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  140. OK, in very small words by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once: Tie a rope between two fixing points. This is like unto your entire hard drive, with many config files interwoven. If a thread frays out of the rope, it doesn't break.

    Now tie a thread between two fixing points. This is like unto your registry. If a thread frays out... it's game over.

    Again: take a pile of gravel. This is like unto a pile of small files on your hard drive.

    Now, carefully stack the individual pieces of gravel one atop another to build a thin, tall pillar. This is like unto your registry on your hard drive.

    Take one piece of gravel from each system. Which lasts better?

    Discussion: Similar principles apply elsewhere. Microsoft have a tendency to lose the plot when faced with a choice between "robust" and "shiny". They also fall victim to their own propaganda.

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  141. So does this mean... by theolein · · Score: 1

    That the numerous incompatibilities and bugs that cropped up with XP, such as the piss poor performance with Netware, were in fact sanctioned by managment?

    Interesting.

  142. I was going to download the list... by drphuck · · Score: 1

    but I only have a 160 gigabyte hard drive and I don't have enough space to download the entire bug list.

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  143. good all these bugs fixed by 2mcm · · Score: 1

    no wait, bad taht all these bug were there in the first place !

  144. Re:First Dupe! by R.Caley · · Score: 1
    Going on about "blue screens of death" and crashing is one that immediately springs to mind. That's not been the case since before 2000...

    Since there are BSOD errors and crashes in the list of things supposedly fixed bs SP2, I think we can deduce that M$ dissagrees with you.

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  145. Re:There was a story on slashdot about this alread by skaife · · Score: 1

    If you logged into linux as root then you deserve to have the same sort of problems.

  146. Big List by miniRMS · · Score: 0

    Of course, this big list of "fixes" is totally unverifiable. How do we know the fixes have been done? Where are the regression tests? What sort of fixes have been put in place? MS has a ubiquity is fast approaching Utility level - and most, if not all nations - require different levels of scrutiny for utilities. This would mean, of course, opening up the active source code tree for all to *read* on a real time basis. one step to freedom. r

  147. Re:My experience with SP2 by dave420 · · Score: 1

    I'm having a hard time believing that. I've installed SP2 on all manner of machines, and not a single one had any issues at all with activation. As far as I can tell, activation isn't even addressed with this release. I've even used it on "dodgy" product keys to see what would happen, and it installs fine. It stops windows update from working, but certainly does not deactivate windows OR office.

  148. Re:My experience with SP2 by dave420 · · Score: 1

    But then he couldn't post on slashdot and bash microsoft! get with the picture, man!

  149. Re:My experience with SP2 by kpogoda · · Score: 1

    Good question. Microsoft did not have an anwer either. The re-activation would not work no matter how many times we tried it over the phone. We went through a variety of different options and nothing worked. Microsoft recommended for me to re-install a fresh copy.

  150. Re:My experience with SP2 by kpogoda · · Score: 1

    Believe it. I hope you never experience it. It was a major pain.

  151. The speed of SP2 by iothxi · · Score: 1

    I found that a good deal of the apparent slowness of SP2 comes from the fact that the disk becomes badly fragmented (presumably as a result of deleting and replacing so many small files). Running the disk defragmentation system tool after updating a system to SP2 substantially improves the performance of the system. The slowdown seems to be especially prevalent on laptops.

    Note that defragmenting the disk before installing SP2 will not help. It must be done after the system has been updated.

    I made a /. account just to post this, so I hope someone sees it..

  152. Re:My experience with SP2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    msoobe /a ? :D

  153. We must take in account... by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    that SP2 will probably fix every single one of those bugs, but who's to say that it's not going to create a lot more? With every patch comes a consequence, rather that be good or bad... and in Microsoft's case, everytime they try to do something good, they always end up hurting themselves and everyone else in the long run.

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