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IBM Adding Almost 19,000 Jobs

cyngus writes "IBM has announced they will add 18,800 jobs worldwide in 2004. They say about a third will be in North America. I don't know how many they have added this year so far. After the new hires IBM will employ about 330,000 people worldwide." More good news for the unemployed techie. Although things are far from the halcyon days of dot-com yesteryear, it's good to see companies doing better.

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  1. Still sounds kinda grim. by JVert · · Score: 0, Troll

    Didn't they lay of 50,000 over the past 5 years?
    So 50,000 american jobs leave. 18,000 jobs come back, but only 6,000 american? "Lift your chin up so I can punch you in the face."

    1. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you point this out. Repeat after me: IBM is our friend.

    2. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Didn't they lay of 50,000 over the past 5 years? So 50,000 american jobs leave. 18,000 jobs come back, but only 6,000 american? "Lift your chin up so I can punch you in the face."

      Was it 50,000 american jobs that were lost?

    3. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by geekanarchy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The significance isn't so much the amount; it's that they are hiring. Companies do not hire massive amounts of new employees if future outlook is grim. IBM obviously thinks things are going good and that the economy is done throwing up, and that's good news.

    4. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, the original poster is playing hype games. It was under 10,000 US jobs that have been lost.

    5. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the news article and you might learn something. This will put them back at the number of employees they had over a decade ago. Fewer Americans true, but every new industry gradually declines in number of American employees. Its commoditization of job AND we've got better things to do than what is yesterday's industry.

    6. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know that one third of them will necessarily be in north america. They said "one third will be experienced professionals in the industry" or something like that. They did NOT say that they would necessarily be professionals FROM AMERICA.

    7. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by syousef · · Score: 2

      What's even more interesting is how much money did the company lose in firing and re-hiring. How much expertise walked out the door with a nice redundancy payout and years of built up knowledge. Unless they lost only their least talented or least satisfied employees, this is a wasteful practice that can only erode the quality of the company.

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    8. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but a Linux Solutions Sales Engineer with 1 year of experience makes a better Linux Solutions Sales Engineer than an AIX Printing Software Programmer with 10 years of experience.

      The firings likely represented mostly positions that were becoming less in demand, and the hirings represent ones that are becoming more in demand. Experience and knowledge aren't just scalar quantities.

    9. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by JVert · · Score: 0, Troll

      tehehehe.....

    10. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by ageoffri · · Score: 1
      I really wish I had moderator points right now and could rate the parent post as a Troll. IBM has had very few layoffs in the last 5 years, I know because I've been here. The next thing that is totally wrong is that IBM is at the highest level of employeement since 1992/93 when it had a bit over 350,000 people! If IBM had layed off 50,000 in the last 5 years then this year's numbers would not be a record.

      Comments like this make me wonder if the parent poster either really screwed up and got fired from IBM or just hates big succesfully companies.

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    11. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by JVert · · Score: 1

      What? no, i'm absolutly unbiased and verified my facts.

    12. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or there isn't people to do the work in US or in other countries they can find people to do the same thing, with the same quality with lower costs.

      Good to IBM and good to competent people.

    13. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by TrueSpeed · · Score: 1

      Einstein, there is more than one country in North America.

    14. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      **International** Business Machines owes you squat. They exist for the sole purpose of making money. With that in mind why all the crying about only 33% of the jobs going to a market that represents some 6% of the world's population. They are in it to win and not hand-hold American techies.

    15. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who also knows, you are either an executive, a manager, badly misinformed, or have your head in the sand. IBM has been continuously laying off people under their stealth 'resource action' policy. Since laying off more than 500 people at a time requires a company to publicly report their layoffs, IBM goes under the radar by laying off 100 here, 50 there, and 200 somewhere else. This has been going non-stop since the dot-com and economy bursts.

    16. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by jonatha · · Score: 1
      Unless they lost only their least talented or least satisfied employees

      Who do you think is more likely to hold on tightly for dear life to a job - someone with talent who can get another one after leaving, or deadwood that knows nothing else?

      (Why, yes, I will be celebrating my 20th anniversary with IBM next year, why?)

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    17. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, there is 1/2 of a country in North America.
      The other half includes the Virginias, the Carolinas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama...

    18. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 1

      IBM has been a friend of Linux and open source in general, true. Personally, I love Eclipse, and "Peace, Love, and Linux". I truly hope they stay a good friend of Linux.

      But, IBM has a history of liking cheap/free labor a bit too much. In Nazi Germany, it was allegedly concentration camp slave labor. Open source, despite its many good attributes and good intentions, also provides IBM with free labor. Now IBM is running off to India and other places for cheap labor. I would love to say IBM has reformed since the bad old days. Recent behavior indicates that might not be as much the case as we would like.

      Keep in mind that just because the jobs are in the US, they may not be open to US citizens. There is such a thing as an H1B visa.

      When having a very big shark like IBM as your friend, keep a careful eye on them. They might just bite you.

      "Ridiculous, you have no claim. I'll sue you for interfering with private enterprise."
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    19. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget the major push IBM is in regarding outsourcing. Of the 18,000 I'd like to know how many of these are "new" jobs and how many were actually employed people who were outsourced and now report to IBM. Of these 18,000 how many will get to retain their jobs and for how long before IBM starts to ship them offshore.

    20. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by therblig · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are hiring, but it is not really additional jobs. For example, someone above mentioned the Sprint deal. Well, the IT people who are at Sprint and are lucky will become IBM employees. Those who are not lucky will be out of a job. To IBM, these are new hires. However, these are not additional jobs, but one company cutting payroll and hiring someone else to hire some of the people who got laid off.

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    21. Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention IBM and Nazi. The numbers tattooed on every Concentration Camp member's arms were actually IBM numbers linked to a punch card for each person.

  2. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    RTFA^H^H^H^H Ah, nevermind!

  3. Re:My degree by kraksmokr · · Score: 1

    IBM prefers to hire engineers, preferably 4.0 GPA engineers.

  4. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    better be a code monkey

  5. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by solive1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, about a third would be in North America, which is about 6,000 jobs. I would figure that most of those would be in the U.S., with maybe a few in Canada. This leaves a range of about 12,000 - 14,000 jobs outside of the U.S., and I'm leaning toward 12,000 in that estimate.

  6. Boom or bust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It was not that long ago IBM was laying people off...

    http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/projects/ibm/bu 072701s1.shtml
    http://www.usatoday.com/tech/techinvestor/2002/05/ 31/ibm-layoffs.htm

    But best to have a job for a year or two than not one at all.

    1. Re:Boom or bust by PingPongBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now if these jobs were in development, there would be more security. Any company hiring 19,000 developers must have solid plans. After a couple of years a lot of people will be gone but there are odds in favor of people still being employed.

      Even if the jobs are not largely in development, IBM must still have some good ideas in order to take such a plunge. Perhaps it smells the blood of competitors or does it feel good times are coming? Or does it want to solidify a position?

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  7. You can feel it! by PeteQC · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it's good to see companies doing better

    Being an employed-almost-techie(analyst), I would say that it seems a serious trend since maybe 12-18 months that companies are making more and more investment in IT.

    Hope this will last! :)

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    1. Re:You can feel it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being an employed-almost-techie(analyst),

      Techie my butt. You're a desk pin pusher who half-understands customer issues and half-understand technical requirements to meet them, but somehow has the right to spew out beautiful Gantt charts and schedules that make no sense, that we engineers have to work 80 hrs/week to follow, and then you pass along the blame to us from the customer when we're late and/or the work isn't done right.

      Fuck off Mr. "analyst". The only analysis your kind does right is the predictions on your next fat paycheck.

    2. Re:You can feel it! by strider44 · · Score: 1

      heh, and since people entering in comp university courses are at a low . . .

    3. Re:You can feel it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Amazing. I didn't know things were going so well. I just got laid off along with 3,500 other employees from a big tech player two weeks ago.

    4. Re:You can feel it! by wfeick · · Score: 1

      Jesus, chief, get up on the wrong side of the bed? I read "analyst" as someone who tracks the industry, analyzes trends, and writes reports. You seem to have more of an issue with your manager.

    5. Re:You can feel it! by PeteQC · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would be a financial analyst. I'm a Information System Analyst.

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    6. Re:You can feel it! by PeteQC · · Score: 1

      Forget the "parent", I had not read the modded-down comment before I post so I was not understanding well :)

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    7. Re:You can feel it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doing better? tell that to some parts of IBM who have had their headcount slashed yet still expected to maintain the same level of work, and having to put up with 4-5 year pay freezes.

    8. Re:You can feel it! by Sepper · · Score: 1

      I would say that it seems a serious trend since maybe 12-18 months[...]

      Then can you tell if most of these jobs are going to be low-level entry (ex:Call Center) or higher level support contrats or Developpement? I heard that a lot of companies are looking for 'Remote help assistants' (Read: call centers tech support)...

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      And.. hum...Know anyone who is hiring local?

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    9. Re:You can feel it! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      I hope it's a real "investment" mentality. I was recently outsourced to what I term a "scumbag IT solutions" company, and the outsourcing VP had the unmitigated gall to say we techs were "an expense" and a "necessary evil". I'm sure he didn't think of his $100K salary as an expense.

      A solid IT force is of course a real investment in keeping your infotech running ... so you can continue the business of enterprise. The bloat of the late 1990s should be removed, but what remains should not be insulted or depreciated.

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    10. Re:You can feel it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [blockquote]Hope this will last! :)[/blockquote]

      Not if Americans put some anti-business marxist into office. Go ahead, take tax breaks away from business and investors and see how many new jobs that creates

    11. Re:You can feel it! by PeteQC · · Score: 1

      And.. hum...Know anyone who is hiring local?

      In the consulting business:

      CGI/Ernst&Young/Deloitte/Accenture

      Don't know what your type of job, but it seems that Electronics Arts hired a lot of programmer in Montreal in the last yeat too.

      And for the jobs described in the article at IBM, there will be somes in Montreal for sure.

      Good Luck in your resarch!

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  8. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Greg+Larkin · · Score: 3, Informative

    Based on the article summary: 18800 * 2/3 = 12533 non-US jobs

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  9. Unfortunately by AresTheImpaler · · Score: 5, Funny
    Unfortunately, they will only hire lawyers...

    /me didn't read the article, going to do now....

    1. Re:Unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good joke, wrong place..

    2. Re:Unfortunately by pHatidic · · Score: 1

      Nah the 18,000 is probably mostly the staff of SCO after they go bankrupt and IBM buys them for a pittance.

    3. Re:Unfortunately by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 4, Funny
      I can just hear the political speaches now:

      "There were thousands of jobs created while I was president. Mind you, not the low paying service jobs like programmers and engineers, but high paying legal jobs: lawyers, paralegals, court stenographers, ...."

    4. Re:Unfortunately by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Do you really think this will be said in campaign talk? More lawyers never bode well. Can't win votes can it?

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    5. Re:Unfortunately by Howzer · · Score: 1

      You thought they were giving out iron knees and so you hid behind the door, right?

    6. Re:Unfortunately by oasis3582 · · Score: 1

      Gotta fend off Darl and the rest of the SCO goons...

    7. Re:Unfortunately by sharkey · · Score: 1
      I can just hear the political speaches now:

      "There were thousands of jobs created while I was president...

      All we had to do was wave the spalling need, and any Joe Blow off the street can rise as high as Prezident.

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    8. Re:Unfortunately by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Dunno, we have a rich lawyer running for VP now, and the first lady under clinton, and like half his cabinet were lawyers.. people don't care.

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  10. Hot damn by Stevyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I guess open source does create jobs! Well, in terms of linux support services. I think a huge area of growth is going to be people with solid knowledge and experience helping companies switch to linux and other open source software.

  11. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No and no. Go back and ask your parents what else you should do for a career.

  12. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes! I graduated w/ a MS in CS spring 2002 and have been working at IBM since. It was funny that there were lots more MIS students without offers.

    Before the IBM offer came along and interviewed with Dell. When I asked what OSs they use internally the interviewer asked what an OS was. At this point I said, "You got to be kidding." Which at that point walked out of the interview. For heaven sakes when looking for IT applicants don't send somebody from HR.

  13. Linux consulting jobs by SteroidMan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Interesting, it appears most of the jobs are consulting related. Polish up your Linux skills boys and get those resumes up to date.

    1. Re:Linux consulting jobs by Bigger+R · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Polish up your Linux skills boys and get those resumes up to date."

      Don't you mean Finnish up?

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  14. college students.. by siliconwafer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hopefully some of these jobs are entry level positions for recent graduates, or internships and cooperative education positions.

    1. Re:college students.. by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      They are, IBM loves new hires. Just don't expect to stay longer than five years. IBM doesn't want to pay any pensions or big salaries.

      DarkAce911
      IBM contractor and glad I am just a contractor.

    2. Re:college students.. by damned_in_davis · · Score: 1

      nah, they will say your standard "looks great, but where is your 8+ years experience?"

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    3. Re:college students.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can tell you there is definitely a big push within IBM this year and into next year to hire college grads, so good luck.

    4. Re:college students.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      another idiot posting out of his ass.

      how does $120k with a high school education for the last four years "just because I know linux" sound?

      Yeah, you're right, I really do need to brush up my resume so i can find a "big salary" at WalMart or something since that's not good enough for you. Get relevant skills and you might be appreciated somewhere.

    5. Re:college students.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some definitely are, but make sure you get your foot in the door early...
      I'm currently an intern at IBM, and they told us that 90% of their just-out-of-college software hires were interns or co-ops at one point.

      Wonderful program, though. I've enjoyed every minute.

    6. Re:college students.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just graduated, co-oped at IBM for almost a year.

      Team could not hire me due to budget constraints. But the experience I got with IBM opened up numerous other doors. At a pretty good job right now (except for the salary), but man do I miss IBM.

      Believe it or not, I got paid more as a co-op than I do on my current salary.

  15. Bubble Bubble Toil and Trouble by Phazz666 · · Score: 0

    Its good to see something's starting to click again in the IT industry. I am a near-graduate IT student looking for work and news like this is an encouragement. Lets hope that this Bubble: Service Pack 2, doesn't crash like the first one did. Lets just hope other major companies such as Microsoft, CSC, and Compaq/HP follow IBM.

  16. Welcome to the field by themusicgod1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    CS is a good idea, for the right person.
    You have to understand that a university degree is going to become a part of you, and hopefully refine talent you allready have. Once that matter becomes clear it should be a hard time convincing you why not to start a four-year degree, depending of course on how expensive it is to acquire. I pray you use something other than Microsoft Windows?

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    1. Re:Welcome to the field by OldSchoolNapster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I pray you use something other than Microsoft Windows?

      Why? Computer Science has nothing to do with operating systems. CS was here before transisters, before UNIX, before Windows, and before Linux fanboys. I taught myself to program using Q-BASIC which came with MS DOS. I'm sure that this will shock all the people who think that CS has more to do with FUD than logic. CS is a state of mind which bases itself in logic, especially loops. A true CS geek cares more about the language than the OS.

      Really, how can you take pot shots claiming Windows users can't be CS majors? I grew up on DOS and Windows and it is still my OS of choice for most things. If I need a webserver easy choice is some UNIX/linux but other than that I prefer Windows.

      You are right that CS is a good idea for the right person but you have no clue about the right reasons.

    2. Re:Welcome to the field by listen · · Score: 1

      Computer Science has nothing to do with operating systems

      A good CS course has quite a few operating systems courses. Someone who has only ever used Windows is likely to be utterly clueless as to how operating systems work : The workings are hidden from you, and it is riddled with frankly horrible backwards compatibility hacks. There are around 5000 syscalls, compared to less than 250 for any *nix. Most CS labs now are run on Linux (some are BSD), because it is possible to understand what is going on. Components are replaceable, boundaries are sharp. Experimentation is easy. Minix is still used when even greater simplicity is required : hacking on the VM of BSD or Linux is kind of wearing for an undergrad.

      Maybe you like the idea of signing NDAs just to get an education. Most people don't - and that is why almost no serious CS in universities is done using MS technology - the only ones I know of are funded by MS (eg Cambridge). "Our way is the only way" is not really a rallying cry in universities the way it is among some corporate boardrooms.

      CS is a state of mind which bases itself in logic, especially loops.

      Fuck are you clueless. Please be honest, you have never been near a decent CS department, have you? Loops, for crying out loud.

    3. Re:Welcome to the field by OldSchoolNapster · · Score: 1

      Fuck are you clueless. Please be honest, you have never been near a decent CS department, have you? Loops, for crying out loud.

      loops are what got me into cs in the first place (read around 3rd grade). btw I use Perl & Solaris at work but on my own time I prefer c++ & visual studio on (ghasp) Windows. My personal projects have lots of numerical analysis and almost no system calls. Sorry that I care more about my own program's internal logic than teh os it runs on. Of course Windows fans are teh suck. all praise be to linux, obviously the most important part of a well written program. suck my balls. I think a good cs program teaches the underlying concepts of cs (logic/loops/recursion) leaving the choice of language/os to the programmer.

      sigh...

    4. Re:Welcome to the field by listen · · Score: 1


      I fail to see how you could pick out loops as a unifying concept in CS. Honestly, if loops are what you spend your time thinking about when programming, I would hate to have to clean up after you.




      The assertion that operating systems are irrelevant is very typical of someone who has no understanding of them. I accept that most programs can be written for most oses - I never said that it couldn't. But to beleive that operating systems are not even a part of computer science, should not be taught, is so breathtakingly ignorant its beyond description.

    5. Re:Welcome to the field by OldSchoolNapster · · Score: 1

      I never said OSs should not be taught, just that an OS choice does not make the programmer. As for how unpleasent it would be to clean up my code, I've just spent all summmer cleaning up the code of people who know a hell of alot more about UNIX than I do. Loops are a unifying concept of CS. Without loops CS would just be logic. You aren't just ignorant. you are also dick. Now if you will excuse me, I need to finish this prog. before Charley hits Tampa (on the last day of my internship).

    6. Re:Welcome to the field by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

      why, you're absolutely correct! CS is OS independant beyond description!

      however, if you take CS at a heavily-windows-funded school, you will most definitely miss out. And I'm not saying windows users can't be CS majors, in fact some, if not most, of the best are. But the time they learned their craft was different altogether; whereas before you could use MSDOS and QBASIC, now you don't have to deal with that quite so much, and there's a tendancy to just ignore anything that has allready been accomplished(ie, why bother learning HOW OS's work, because MS won't let you see how windows works, so why bother? etc). While there are great CS majors who use windows, there are also a lot of pathetic ones, who are clueless in many ways, mostly due to their refusal to use anything other than windows.

      But the most important reason that I feel this guy should not use windows is that for every developer that even touches microsoft's products, there is demand, and more importantly there is a greater influence given to microsoft over the field, and other fields. I do not want microsoft patenting the basic tenets of CS, as it has tried to do in the past. The more support they get the more likely they are to continue.

      But alas, I may be still a cluebie! I have a long way to go yet before my words should be given any credance to. I may not know what I'm talking about,[or worse, I may not be able to articulate truths such as "Microsoft is Evil"] Fear not! I will continue to bootstrap myself throughout the next few years!

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    7. Re:Welcome to the field by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

      thank you for bringing up NDA's. I should have mentioned that.

      I think that's a little harsh, though. Then again, this is /. afterall.

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  17. Federal job growth numbers by Greg+Larkin · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If the job growth numbers continue their current trend (http://money.cnn.com/2004/08/06/news/economy/jobl ess_july/?cnn=yes), then IBM's additions will soon be a significant portion of the month-to-month job growth.

    Go IBM, we're counting on you all the way!

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    1. Re:Federal job growth numbers by nofx_3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At this rate, they will simply be deminishing the overall loss rates. When we are losing thousands of jobs, the IMB jobs will make us lose less thousands of jobs.
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    2. Re:Federal job growth numbers by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      Rather IBM, not IMB. Funny thing is I actually clicked the preview button on that one. Man I am so lysdexic or something of that nature. Anyhow, funny that it got modded insightful, usually I post like that would be followed by 20 posts pointing out the error, and at least one flamebait.
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    3. Re:Federal job growth numbers by Westech · · Score: 1

      If you look at the situation a little more closely, I think you'll see that IBM isn't really giving us much of a net gain in jobs here. IBM has been moving more and more into the services business.

      From a previous news.com article:

      "[IBM's service offerings include] providing support, helping companies migrate from one system to another, running customers' entire computing infrastructure and translating software so it runs on Linux.

      In other words, all of the things that most companies hired IT workers to do in-house can now be outsourced to IBM. IBM is also offering companies the opportunity to outsource other types of busniess services. By way of example, Williams, one of the largest companies in my city (Tulsa, OK) recently outsourced many of their accounting, finance, human resources, and IT functions to IBM.

      I think that many of these "new jobs" that IBM has created are actually old jobs that have been moved from one company to another.

  18. Quite the turnaround for IBM. by darkonc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There was a time when some people would look down on the idea of working for IBM because they seemed stuffy and out of step with the market. Now they're a hot spot for job seekers again

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    1. Re:Quite the turnaround for IBM. by sweetooth · · Score: 1

      That could have more to do with trends in the marketplace than with people "wanting" to work for IBM.

    2. Re:Quite the turnaround for IBM. by Noginbump · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There was a time when some people would look down on the idea of working for IBM because they seemed stuffy and out of step with the market


      Nah, they just didn't want to learn the IBM Song.
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    3. Re:Quite the turnaround for IBM. by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      Trust me they are still stuffy and out of touch with the market on the support end. They still have the best sales and marketing dept in the world. Anything to get a sale.

      Darkace911

    4. Re:Quite the turnaround for IBM. by rgsmith · · Score: 1
      "...Now they're a hot spot for job seekers again"
      ...along with ANY other company that happens to be hiring....
    5. Re:Quite the turnaround for IBM. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? It's exactly the opposite.

    6. Re:Quite the turnaround for IBM. by TheToon · · Score: 1

      Nope, not the IBM song, this is: Ever onwards

      And that really swings :)

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    7. Re:Quite the turnaround for IBM. by darkonc · · Score: 1
      They still have the best sales and marketing dept in the world. Anything to get a sale.

      Guess who Bill learned from?

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  19. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Is doing CS a good idea?

    Only if you want to move to India.

    Seriously... if you want a professional, middle-class job, you should find one that cannot be done remotely. CS is not a good choice at this point.

  20. Stop the outsourcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They say about a third will be in North America.

    Stop outsourcing our great Indian jobs to North Americans!

    1. Re:Stop the outsourcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no mod points, have no desire to have slashdot send me my password, and am starting my evening's drunk, but to you, sir or madam, I must say, "I love you."

      My inner communist (who, likewise is anti-national) says thank you for your wit.

      To the revolution!

      Karl

    2. Re:Stop the outsourcing by nutznboltz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The true cost of outsourcing industry is that U.S. corporations have turned India and China into massive energy consumers. China especially is competing for oil which is driving the price to over $45/barrel. The crows have come home to roost as the stock market buckles under the pressure of the tighest oil market ever.

    3. Re:Stop the outsourcing by PingPongBoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ok so by keeping the jobs in US will stop the oil demand. Somehow I doubt it. China and India are actively seeking to improve their economic status and they're willing to spend money to earn money. Hence, consumption.

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    4. Re:Stop the outsourcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you say, Indian jobs shouldn't be outsourced to Cowboys?

      Maybe I've watched Westerns too much lately...

    5. Re:Stop the outsourcing by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Although I don't believe the doom stories that some of the alarmist sites peddle, I do believe the cheap oil is running out and will be gone certainly in my lifetime. (There's still an enormous supply of expensive oil that can be extracted).

      However, this is not the end of the world. In fact, it might help save it because it makes alternative energy a lot more attractive. Over 15 years ago, making diesel from algae (a BBC TV programme called 'Tommorow's World' demonstrated a diesel engine running on almost raw algae whose size happened to be almost identical to the size of diesel droplets injected into an engine) was demonstrated. Other biodiesels are already in use. Experimental energy from farm waste projects are being carried out. (Where I live, we have a small power station which generates 5.5MW of electricity from household waste - not a lot in the grand scheme of things but it's a start). With the cheap oil rapidly going away, market forces will mean that "oil" from other sources which don't add gobs of extra CO2 to the atmosphere become much more attractive. As the processes are scaled up and become less expensive, non dino-based fuels get better and cheaper, until they become real competition for dino-oil which is just getting steadily more expensive.

      Hopefully, this will mean our dependence on foreign oil is gone and our governments won't see the need to meddle in the middle East any more.

    6. Re:Stop the outsourcing by nutznboltz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ok so by keeping the jobs in US will stop the oil demand. Somehow I doubt it.

      Did I say that it could be reversed? It's far too late to put that genie back into it's bottle. My point was that this is a side-effect that must have been totally off of corporate RADAR when the decision was made.

    7. Re:Stop the outsourcing by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

      However, this is not the end of the world. In fact, it might help save it because it makes alternative energy a lot more attractive.

      If the end of cheap oil was the only problem happening at once it would be an enviromentalist's dream come true. Unfortunately, it's part of a clusterf--k that an that is why it is so dangerous.

      The human population is bulging at the seams and requires cheap energy to transport food from factory farms to supermarkets. It requires fertilizers and pesticides made from petroleum to grow it. It requires plastics from petroleum to package it. If petroleum costs go up it will have an impact on the price of food and food is not an optional product. Right now there's a decline in per-capita food production.

      There's still the environmental impact you hope that expensive oil will fix to deal with. Environmental degradation is an issue which is causing harm to the earth and making it more expensive for corporations to operate right now.

      Specific to the US is the ever-growing national debt. The US is maintaining levels of debt and trade imbalance that no other country is. Oil is purchased around the world in US dollars and the World Bank and IMF loan and get paid for loans in US dollars. That is causing an artifical demand for US dollars and that demand is what's holding the country together despite the national debt.

      Then there's the Iraq war which is turning into a money-and-human-life blackhole. It has created an anarchy where Bush had his sites set on a stable source of oil.

    8. Re:Stop the outsourcing by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      Or for that matter, other dino-based fuels. Gasoline can be made from coal for about $3 a gallon. The Candian tar sands contain as much oil as the middle east, but it is more dificult to extract. The oil sheiks know what price they can get for their oil, and set production just high enough that alternatives are unprofitable. They maximize the return on a fixed asset, pure & simple.

      But if the political situation falls apart and oil production falls, the world economy will take a serious hit. This is why the US and the Saudis are so buddy-buddy. Of course the US hedges its bets with the strategic petroleum reserve, which has been buying despite record prices...

    9. Re:Stop the outsourcing by ExMember · · Score: 1

      Stop outsourcing our great Indian jobs to North Americans!

      I don't understand what you are worried about. All the jobs are going to native North Americans.

    10. Re:Stop the outsourcing by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure that Candian tar sands are a good deal.

      http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/P89219.asp

      SuperModels
      No easy fix for our Saudi oil habit

      If production in the desert kingdom has in fact peaked, as some experts say, the alternatives aren't easy, if they exist at all.

      By Jon D. Markman

      Around the clock, every day of the week, the world's biggest machines strip-mine a 1,100-square-mile section of the northern Canadian plains for oil.

      They aren't drilling, for this oil is way too thick to flow gently from the ground like Arabian Light in Kuwait or West Texas Intermediate. Instead, it is gouged from Alberta's tarry sands with tractors, transported by 300-ton trucks, steam-heated at high temperatures in giant vats until it melts into a liquid thin enough to be refined, then sent by pipeline for the trip south to Calgary and beyond.

      Expensive to acquire, hard to refine and tricky to transport, the transformation of this sticky gunk into diesel fuel, kerosene, petroleum coke and fertilizer feedstock sounds like a science-fair project. Yet the oil sands around Fort McMurray in Alberta are actually a rich source of energy, and the principal source of income for Suncor Energy (SU, news, msgs), a $13-billion Alberta company whose shares hit a historic high last week on record earnings.

      But are they the great black hope of Western Hemisphere oil independence, as many advocates seem to think?

      Autos powered by 'wishful thinking'?

      In response to my column last week, "Is Saudi Arabia running out of oil?," which raised the possibility that Saudi Arabian oil production has peaked, I received dozens of e-mails from readers who said the oil sands in Canada and Venezuela were key to the West's independence from the Middle East supply. They were joined by scores of letters from petroleum engineers and others who said alternately that the Saudi peak-oil thesis was right on or way off; that oil would never be depleted because it was constantly replenished in a geological process deep beneath the Earth's crust; that postwar drilling in Iraq would uncover reserves that rivaled Saudi Arabia; that more U.S. drilling was the answer to our independence from the Saudis; or that conservation was the answer.

      After considering all the suggestions, however, it seems there are no feasible near-term alternatives to Saudi oil yet unless your car happens to run on wishful thinking. Let's take a look at the possibilities.

      A grainy picture of oil sands

      Suncor is the third-largest energy company in Canada, but after all the mess and expense of extraction and refinement, the oil sand pits along the Athabasca River produce just 260,000 barrels of oil a day at present -- about a third of the daily production of Qatar, the smallest OPEC country. If Suncor meets goals it has communicated to investors, it would double that production level in the next decade and sustain it for 50 years. Yet it would still be just a fraction of the 6 million barrels of light oil that the Saudis produce today.

      Suncor began production in 1967 and has produced the equivalent of 1 billion barrels since, in tandem with its Fort McMurray neighbor, Syncrude Canada. Last week, Suncor announced that its second-quarter profit had jumped 75% on the strength of both higher output and higher prices, as well as some unexpected gains from its smaller natural-gas business. The biggest problem for Suncor is that a tremendous amount of natural gas and water is required to make oil sand extraction technology work, and both are increasingly expensive and in short supply even though natural gas, at least, is a byproduct of the sands-mining process.

  21. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by nofx_3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Note its North America for that 1/3, not all will necessarily be in the US.
    -kaplanfx

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  22. Wonder years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay, this is getting tiring. Why is it that every story that has the word job anywhere has to contain "dot.com hay day" of the late 90's. I know that Tech's been in a slump but it seems kind of useless to keep hanging on to that short 5 year period.

    Get over it people.

    **watches troll mods fly**

    1. Re:Wonder years. by Baldrson · · Score: 1
      A more rational comparison would be to the recessionary periods of the early 80's or early 90's.

      The present situation for software is a lot worse than those recessions -- both of which I went through.

    2. Re:Wonder years. by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is it that every story that has the word job anywhere has to contain "dot.com hay day" of the late 90's

      For the same reason that most major stories about terrorism refer to 9/11: It's a massive, world-changing event in the history of the field you're discussing, and it was less than a decade ago. As a result, current events in that field are still influenced by the wake left by that event.

      Real world events aren't like TV shows; you can't just turn them off because they've gotten tedious and you're sick of them.

    3. Re:Wonder years. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      For the same reason that most major stories about terrorism refer to 9/11: It's a massive, world-changing event in the history of the field you're discussing,...

      You got that right. Unlike 9/11, the dot-com-bust affected a lot more of us *directly*. A virtual plane crashed into our real bank accounts and careers and set them ablaze.

    4. Re:Wonder years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      most major stories about terrorism refer to 9/11: It's a massive, world-changing event

      No, it's not. The event itself was just one in an ongoing terror campaign, no different really than so many other bombings. Granted, the method was novel but the end effect is the same.

      What is 'massive, world-changing' is the way the US government responds to this by creating a police state and waging war on countries that have nothing to do with 9/11.

    5. Re:Wonder years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know that Tech's been in a slump but it seems kind of useless to keep hanging on to that short 5 year period.

      Because for many people here that was when they got into the market. I'm sure tons of Slashdot users went right from high school or college and got jobs paying $50k, $75k or even over $100k/year at a dotcom and thought that was a normal sustainable market. What many fail to realize is what a completely freak situation that was and that it was destined to crash. For Christ's sake, companies like Yahoo which produces NOTHING were valued at dozens of billions of dollars and eBay's stock was hundreds of dollars. WTF? Old tried-and-true blue chip companies were just shaking their heads in dismay at the newcomers knowing it was a matter of time before they bombed... and bombed hard. You can thank the thousands of little startup companies that spent billions of dollars in investor capital for their failed idiotic business plans (or lack thereof) for the recession we were in these past 3 or 4 years.

    6. Re:Wonder years. by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      Perception matters.

      In terms of actual damage, 9/11 was a mosquito bite on the the US's massive politcal and economic strength. But because those attacks were so bold, so imaginative, and made such good camera fodder, it created the perception of vulnerability. That would encourage more attacks, all of which would be futile in the absence of the perception factor. The US could take a 9/11 type hit twice a year, and, militarily the Arab world would not move one iota closer to a return of the Caliphate. But the perception of it not being worth the fight could catch on, and the terrorists get what they want. It sure seems to have worked on the /. crowd.

      So the Iraq war has everything to do with 9/11, to the extent that facing down Iraq buys street cred. So far, Bush has it. Whatever his other faults, when he said that puliing out "will not happen on my watch," hostages got released. Compare that to days of President Carter. So convincing is Bush's perception of power, that he could change the minds of terrorist actors to work within the nascent democratic systems. That, my dear fellow ./ers, is impressive.

  23. I guess I'm one of them by ReidMaynard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I started a contract job @ IBM just last week, Linux cluster work. In RTP btw.

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    1. Re:I guess I'm one of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I started a contract job @ IBM just last week, Linux cluster work. In RTP btw.

      Wow! May I have your autograph, mister.

    2. Re:I guess I'm one of them by Neo's+Nemesis · · Score: 1

      I wonder if IBM has any intentions of cutting their dedications to Outsourcing, if at all. It is just that their expansion is taking place, henceforth, they need new people on the job. This job offering means nothing if you're still going to put out majority of your work to India.

      Other than that, it hasn't said "programmers" here, so you shouldn't expect sudden improvement over the ranting crowd of America because IBM would be employing lawyers, analysts, etc too.

    3. Re:I guess I'm one of them by snort · · Score: 1

      Me too. Started 2.5 weeks ago doing websphere stuff. Also on AIX, not linux. But I'm not picky. The last gig sucked.

      Of course, I'm a contractor. But whatever.

    4. Re:I guess I'm one of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're not considered part of the head-count (different pile of money)

    5. Re:I guess I'm one of them by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      RTP. Word. Up.

      -- Triangle Fan, Holly Springs Resident, and Licensed Mortgage Loan Officer

    6. Re:I guess I'm one of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, boy, the mass marketing begins... Mr. Loan Officer, indeed :)

    7. Re:I guess I'm one of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      AC because I'm not at home, and I have a new job too!

      Laid off in RTP December 2003 (Software Group (SWG) resource action). Replaced by 5-member team in IBM India. Got work again on a scientific computing project in C + Perl running on Linux.

      My friend still working for IBM in RTP reports that job postings are starting to appear in the cafeteria: "Two years programming experience, $75,000". Quite a bit of money for so little experience, right?

      Curious, he investigated and saw identical listings on the Employment Security Commission website, using IBM's position titles like "Staff Software Developer", "Advisory Software Developer", etc.

      Turns out there is a law on the books to explain it. Before a position can be staffed by a foreign national, it MUST be listed locally so that an American can fill the position if they qualify -- just like we expect with the H1-B visa positions. Since virtually NO American with two years' experience can qualify for a $75,000 job, the listing can't be filled locally.

      Our conclusion: IBM's new SWG hires are actually just replacing existing high-paying positions into outsourced/visa'd lower-paying positions.

  24. Are these new jobs? by ostiguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or jobs they pick up from outsourcing deals? If schlotsky house of bacon outsources its IT dept to IBM, and transfers 500 employees to IBM, that aint job creation, but it is increasing IBM's headcount.

    1. Re:Are these new jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM now forecasts it will hire 18,800 new employees worldwide in 2004, excluding acquisitions.

      Try RTFA?

    2. Re:Are these new jobs? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      Acquistions and what the first post is talking about are different things.

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    3. Re:Are these new jobs? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Funny

      What in the hell kind of operation is Schlotsky's House of Bacon running that they have 500 IT employees?

      Also, are they hiring? I'd give up stock options for complimetary bacon any day of the week...

    4. Re:Are these new jobs? by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Mmmm.... Bacon

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    5. Re:Are these new jobs? by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      Bingo. Outsourcing deals.

      Darkace911

    6. Re:Are these new jobs? by killjoe · · Score: 1, Informative

      More likely it's Govt outsourcing. The Bush administration has been on a tear for last four years outsourcing any union job they can and moving union jobs to non union positions anytime they can. You might remember the big fight about how the homeland security dept is not allowed to unionize.

      Bush figures that if he weakens or destroys unions then they can't fight him in the next election.

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    7. Re:Are these new jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If schlotsky house of bacon outsources its IT dept to IBM
      Don't speak of your local police department like that.

    8. Re:Are these new jobs? by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 0, Troll

      Good. Unions are, in my opinion, the #1 reason that labor in other countries are so cheap; once the purpose of a union is complete (safe and fair work environment), they don't stop there. They never stop demanding. Unions put companies out of business, and thus comes loss of jobs.

    9. Re:Are these new jobs? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      What in the hell kind of operation is Schlotsky's House of Bacon running

      A deli

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    10. Re:Are these new jobs? by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      Schlotsky's is really a front for a Mafia money-laundering operation. That's why they need 500 IT guys, perferably with expereince in international banking software protocols, and inventory management for a drug company. The lunchroom has free imported South American Stimulants...coffee, plus that white powder....that you put in your coffee.

  25. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shhh!

    1) Americans (from USA) don't know there are other countries in North America.

    2) Let them be happy... ignorance is bliss.

  26. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't go study CS thinking about jobs. You should do CS if you like computer theory, math, programming and alikes. A good job will be a consequence of your higher level of knowledge.

  27. Re:tell me something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should ask McGreevey

  28. Re:My degree by nabil_IQ · · Score: 1

    nice! I'm starting studies towards Computer Science Degree (4 years Bachlors) in 2 weeks.

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  29. Re:Hire Me! by Kenja · · Score: 1, Funny
    "Look, I can make web pages and everything:"

    Neat, can you make any with doctype declarations? In otherwords, your HTML resume fails w3c validation.

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  30. er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by randyest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe you were thinking about this and just added a zero?

    I realize that it's very important to the Kerry campaign to emphasize that (1) the economy is not doing well despite the tax cuts and (2) the war in Iraq is not doing well and should never have happened, but (1) won't fly and (2) is debatable.

    Don't blame me -- I'm voting for Nader.





    Because I live in MA.

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    1. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by zors · · Score: 1

      Amen. I wish i lived in a state where my vote actually mattered, as opposed to MA where democrats always win, no matter the candidate.

      That said, i'm voting Kerry. why take unnecessary risks?

    2. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how did silt-for-brains Mitt Romney (R) get elected?

    3. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by zors · · Score: 1

      Sorry, i meant for president, probably should have mentioned that. and our house and senate are overwhelmingly democratic too. i guess MA just prefers a republican governor.

    4. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by randyest · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I have not problem with you in particular (other than you mean "you're" and "than," not "your" or "then") but you're facts are false. The mods I don't like.

      Wait a minute -- mods mostly Republican? You must be new here.







      Or really slow.

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    5. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word for you: DECAF

    6. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by JVert · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I lied, I got +5. You challenged with proof you get -1.

      Whatever party they are, they are really "special"

      Maybe we will even out in a few days, but the article will be off the front page and everyone will think i'm right.

    7. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Bull999999 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      But anways, I guess moderators are mostly republican. (So if I get modded down you'll know why.)

      Maybe we will even out in a few days, but the article will be off the front page and everyone will think i'm right.

      So you are saying that you got modded down because most of the mods are republicans, yet you also stated that you'll end up with more points in the end. Aren't you contradicting yourself? Beside, if you need more points for some reason, just make a "Linux rocks, Windows sucks" post.

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    8. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by JVert · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I got modded up.
      I got modded up for complete BS I made up in my head.
      People are still rolling in because its a +5.
      Does this make me feel special? Kinda, but it also angrys me how much moderation affects peoples response.
      Why?
      Because I didn't follow the "Linux rocks, Windows sucks" rule. That pisses me off, so this is to prove that this weeks moderators are morons. How dare I suggest an operating system the guy is already familiar with and direct him to some experts that can supply him with the hardware at a really good price and even help him create his custom operating system image. Mr librarian wants to become a systems administrator!

    9. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Bull999999 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The problem is that most slashdotters have some bias. I honestly believe that there are people here that write down the names of other slashdotters that they dislike, and mod them down as soon as they gain some mod points.

      I can't really blame Slashdot this because it is owned by OSTG and some bias is expected. In fact, I don't believe that there is a such thing as a totally unbiased board, group, media, etc...

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    10. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by JVert · · Score: 1

      Its an interesting concept. NPR claims to be totally unbiased. They have shows like "all things considered". And honestly they do a good job at it, but personally their new reports seem to have a more condescending tone then what I hear on clear channel newscasts.

      I'll admit when I have mod points and i'm on my last day I go to my friends lists and pick from their litter.
      That XP embedded thing really frustrates me though. Everyone before me was yapping linux linux, and its a good solution. But its just not the only one either.

    11. Re:er, no Re:Still sounds kinda grim. by Destoo · · Score: 1

      No. Some of your comments are great. Your attitude sucks.

      But, whatever, sounds like you want everyone to congratulate you for wanting to use linux.
      Was that comment really needed?
      No. Totally arrogant and useless.

      If you don't want to discuss in a civilized way, some people will mod you down. Others will just mod you up funny. Tuff.

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  31. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't heard of any great indian computer scientist. The good ones will always survive.

  32. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by SageMusings · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And of those 6K jobs, I'd wager most will be sales, marketing, or support roles with the actual development happening offshore.

    Just a guess.....

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  33. Take CS as a minor. Major in something else by CFD339 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Major in marketing, business, or communication. Minor in CS if you insist.

    Geek skills can be learned, business speak and marketing wonkedness (yep, just made that up) cannot be learned because they are unrelated to the actual "Business" and "Marketing" techniques that work. They must, therefore, be taught in believed in along the lines of other religious zealotry. ;-)

    I leave it to you to figure out which parts of this message are pure sarcasm and which are serious. ..... as quickly as you can, grasshopper....

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  34. Weird wording of headline by gotr00t · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Is it really that hard to say 18,800 jobs in the headline, as opposed to writing the word "almost?" I believe that saying 19,000 does not increase the effect of the headline any, using up some extra characters and making it sound like a marketing gimmick more than anything else.

    As a quote goes on bash.org: " There was a 23% drop in temperature. That's almost 25%! ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard."

    1. Re:Weird wording of headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I need to disagree with you here (at least let me play devil's advocate.) :-)

      Saying 18,800 (as in "Eighteen-Thousand and Eight-Hundred") vs. "Almost Nineteen-Thousand" is more drawn out, for the orator as well as listener.

      And for more of a stretch, seeing "25%", the listener could rationally think "One-quarter" which is more simple to understand. This is a much more debatable issue considering that most people would internally associate 23% as being close to 25% and the ones that don't, well, wouldn't get it anyway. ;-)

      However, consider this all a somewhat pointless discussion because there is no orator; this is in print... And yes, writing "18,800 jobs" vs. "almost/nearly/about 19,000 jobs" saves space and is more accurate.

  35. Good news, bad news... by mikael · · Score: 3, Funny

    IBM has announced they will add 18,800 jobs worldwide in 2004. They say about a third will be in North America.

    And they are all lawyers to fight SCO.

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    1. Re:Good news, bad news... by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      After watching Erin Brokovich it seems good strategy to have enough legal power to overwhelm the opposition with paper.

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  36. Re:My degree by SageMusings · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ahem,

    That first interview is normally conducted by HR. The second, if you progress that far, is often handled by the direct department you would actually work in. In fact, if you consider the telephone interview, most of us actually endure this process three times.

    Storming out of interviews is a poor way to put food on the table or flesh out that resume. Please, use more caution in the future. You have a lot of skilled and experienced competitors who are willing to suffer the idiocy of an HR drone for a short period.

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  37. Re:Hire Me! by Dasein · · Score: 0

    Please stop using heading to get a particular typeface/size. Use CSS instead.

    Oh, and what the other guy said. Get a doctype.

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  38. Too many already by Fred+Nerk · · Score: 3, Informative

    I know from personal experience that IBM employ a LOT of people that are only there because of IBM's previous "Redeploy, not redundancy" policy. I worked in teams where hundreds of people spent their day printing out online forms, then typing them into another online form.

    It seemed that they were creating jobs just to keep people there, when I was pushing for working smarter, and laying off 70% of the staff.

    I wasn't popular.

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    1. Re:Too many already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So instead of using that vast personnel resource to expand the business and get the maximum leverage out of the resources at hand, you instead limited your department's resources and reduced your own responsibilities by giving everyone the boot and only doing the minimum. Apparently you fired yourself by getting rid of everyone you were supposed to put to work, and in the process took food out of a lot of families' mouths. Screw you, pointy-haired bitch! May your ass hang in the wind in perpetuity.

    2. Re:Too many already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The IBM it work at now is understaffed, and we're overworked. Worthless overpaid beancounters like you have cut development staffing to a level where quality is suffering, yet my division has a hiring AND internal transfer freeze. We've seen plenty of layoffs, and no hiring.

  39. Re:My degree by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Informative

    No matter how good you are, you still have to get your foot in the door. If nobody's hiring in your field, or they're looking for qualifications you don't have, you're still screwed. Alas, the idea of hiring somebody that will learn new things and grow into the job never occurs to too many companies today. They want you to be skilled in everything they need before you get there. Of course, if you are that skilled, you're probably looking for a job that needs more than just those skills. What they seem to end up with is somebody that can just squeek by on the qualifications enough to BS their way through the interview. Once they've done that, they think they don't need to learn anything more, so the company ends up with staff that's on the edge of incompetence.

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  40. yeah great except, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    my dad works for ibm and is currently training his brazillian replacement in boulder colorado. and he has worked for ibm for 25 years. too bad those 19,000 jobs are going to be created outside the U.S.

    1. Re:yeah great except, by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Too bad you didn't read the article. 1/3 of the 19,000 jobs will be created in North America. That means the US or Canada. So lot's of jobs will be coming our way.

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    2. Re:yeah great except, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or canada. Yea thats right, the jerks to the north are going to steal your jobs.

    3. Re:yeah great except, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its easy to say you create 19,000 jobs when you cut 15,000 jobs in the U.S. and and outsource 18,000. its called fuzzy math. you can talk to the people of enron about that.

    4. Re:yeah great except, by be-fan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      IBM hasn't announced that it has cut 15,000 jobs in the US. If you're accusing them of fuzzy math, please give some fucking real numbers you god damn pinko.

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    5. Re:yeah great except, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah well, all these announcements of extra jobs sure wont save my dad's. 25 years he has been there. and in less than 2 weeks he will be on the fucking street. im telling you that whoever wrote that article is full of shit. and i cite my source as my father, an employee of ibm currently, who will not have a job in 2 weeks. i rtfa, and i call bullshit. my best friends dad also works at ibm, and he goes to work every day hoping his security badge lets him in the door. maybe the author of the article should talk to the employees that arent upper management for his stories, im sure he'll find the real story there. 19,000 jobs is a lie. but go ahead and buy your stock, im sure it will go up because labor will get a lot cheaper. just dont forget to pay your taxes, cause youll be supporting all those 19,000 employees whose jobs got outsourced.

  41. The bad economy thanks to the open source ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the bad economy thanks to the outsource as well, :=)


    But the IBM news, I doubt it ...

  42. Re:My degree by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    >For heaven sakes when looking for IT applicants don't send somebody from HR.

    Um... you do realize that one of HR jobs is to interview IT applicants?

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  43. Re:My degree by Bloodbath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Get a degree in Computer Engineering instead. You'll be able to get almost any job a CS guy can get, plus you'll have a shot at engineering jobs. I recently graduated with a CS major, and it sucks. Of the people who graduated from my school in CS this year, 7 out of 19 looking for jobs actually found them. Of the people who graduated from my school in CE this year, 9 out of 12 looking for jobs found them.

  44. You lazy bastard by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the summary it says that about 1/3 of the new jobs will be in North America. I suppose they could mean Mexico or Canada, but I think that the meaning is clear enough.

    LK

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  45. Even after... by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1

    Lou Gerstner took over?

    1. Re:Even after... by Fred+Nerk · · Score: 1

      My experience was under Lou's "control".

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  46. Re:My degree by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    I disagree. Most of them are over the edge.

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  47. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    HR is good for managing employee benefits, doing all the paperwork involved with a hire and so forth. When it comes to actually interviewing a person for a technical position, its crucial that (at least one of) the interviewers himself has at least a basic background in that subject. Its pretty much impossible for a nontechie to differentiate between a mediocre programmer and a great programmer.

    On the other hand, a generic HR person is perfectly capable of judging general people and communication skills of applicants.

  48. OUCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  49. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People overseas with CS degrees will offer their services at a fraction of what you need to charge to sustain a living in the USA.

    Get a CS degree if you have a passion for CS and don't need to rely on CS for a living. Or get it if you intend on living overseas in countries where the cost of living is much lower.

    Some will argue about quality of overseas programming work, etc. but remember that these EXACT SAME ARGUMENTS were thrown around in the past when consumer electronics manufacturing was shipping overseas and when Japanese automobile industry was starting out.

    When objectively looking at history, it seems rational to expect the same to happen to overseas software quality unless we encounter quantifiable evidence to the contrary.

    I sincerely wish I was wrong about this but chances are that I'm correct. At least if we face reality, we can better prepare ourselves to meet the challenges/opportunities that ahead.

    Also keep in mind that this issue isn't specific to CS degrees. Many professions such as accounting will be offshored as well. Ask yourself where you want to live and with whom you need to compete in your profession.

    In terms of job security and pay, a nursing degree might be better because of the logistics involved in trying to offshore such jobs. And the baby-boomers are going to provide a huge market for this.

  50. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut up, just because you are from the beer and hockey state does not mean you need to talk shit.

  51. Oh, Canada! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6000 Canadians will now get a job! Thanks IBM!!

  52. Blowing air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just IBM's contribution to get Dubya shine in a different light. It's just a blip on the radar.

  53. Re:Hire Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop being a fucking anti-web nazi. The spirit of the web was that it was EASY. EASY enough to fire up an editor and just plonk some tags in. then the corpie fucks and the failed AI researchers got at it, and the W3C perverted the web - now you can't even drop a close tag without being jumped on. And heaven help you if you don't nest neatly. FUCK THAT SHIT. Bring back the web as a popular medium - the w3c is doing its damndest to make it the domain of the corporate fucks.

  54. Re:My degree by back_pages · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I would advise you that a 4 year degree in "computer science" is basically worthless by itself. It is a vital step toward a graduate degree in "computer science", however.

    If you want to do 4 years of school and start a career, I strongly advise you to focus on software engineering. Take as little mathematics as possible and focus on business and more software engineering.

    I was a mathematics & computer science double major in my undergrad years and I was all but unemployable with my BS degrees. To work in software development, you need to show experience working in... software development, go figure. I had academic experience working in computation, graph theory, programming language concepts, algorithm analysis, and all sorts of mathematics that were pretty exotic at the undergrad level in CS. That's all fantastic, but what the hell type of job did that qualify me for? Basically nothing.

    It did virtually assure me a seat in graduate school, where I was working toward a graduate degree in computation. I dropped out of graduate school for a career that met all my "reasonably ideal" criteria for post-undergrad school, though, so my Master's remains unfinished to date.

    Anyway, I advise that you do NOT focus in "computer science", but rather in software development. It is INCREDIBLY more employable with a 4 year degree.

  55. How many Jobs Were Lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...as a result of the 19,000 gain. If 30,000 people lost jobs from companies that IBM is doing enterprise services for then this is a net loss in the bigger picture.

  56. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    so not only did he not RTFA, he did not read the summary.

    it's an all new low.

    next time, i won't even bother reading the topic.

  57. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    >I would figure that most of those would be in the U.S., with maybe a few in Canada.

    I would count on Canada getting more than just a few.

    Same timezone. Same "accent". Same quality (or lack of) education standard. Same work ethic. Lower salaries.

    And IBM can say, in this time of outsourcing sensitivity, "We added new jobs IN *cough*north AMERICA!"

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  58. -1, overrated by zaxios · · Score: 1

    In fact, if all you do is drink beer and play hockey, I'd question your ability to actually produce shit. Piss, certainly. But shit? Something to ponder.

    1. Re:-1, overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piss, certainly. But shit?

      Piss is American beer. Canadian beer is... oh wait!

  59. Oh great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    18800 more people to drop the ball on my projects.

  60. good news, bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The good news: IBM is adding 19,000 jobs

    The bad news: 35,000 of them will be in India

    1. Re:good news, bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hang on 19,000 - 35,000 = -16,000.... do you work for Enron?

  61. Re:NEW$$$ FLA$$$H by zaxios · · Score: 1

    do nothing all day long, leech off the dole and make your redneck family starve in your kkk trailer park

    Yeah, you show him how not to use insulting stereotypes!

  62. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was wondering how long it'd take till one of you started whining.

  63. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yep..so I'd guess around 32/99 in Mexico, and 0/99 in Canada, leaving about 190 jobs in the US.

  64. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent has it bang-on. Go with what you love and are passionate about.

    You might want to start off your college life as an undeclared science major (almost all Universities offer this). The issue is that you will almost certainly change a lot as a person during your years in college, and your likes and dislikes will probably change with you.

    It's also much easier to go from science or (non CE) engineering to CS than the other way around. For instance, there are plenty of CS masters programs around that take non CS majors with just a year of bridge courses (followed by a year of the main masters program). However, going into one of the other sciences as a CS major is very difficult. You certainly won't be getting into a physics or biology MSc with just a single year of bridge work.

    This ties in with my boss's observations at the research lab I work in. It's much easier to teach a physicist how to code than to teach a (typical) CS major advanced physics. (To the point where they can understand and effectively implement problems/solutions).

    I would take a good look at Computational/Applied Mathematics and Computational Physics majors as well. Both majors will teach you how to program, but you'll also get the background you need to solve mind-numbingly tough (but fun!) problems, reducing your chances of ending up as a generic code-monkey write backend business support programs.

    One final piece of parting advice. Try not to spend your summers taking classes just so that you can graduate faster. Enjoy your time at the university. Either travel or, if you need cash, do internships in your future field. The latter gets you job experience and potential job offers when you are ready to graduate.

  65. Re:Take CS as a minor. Major in something else by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    Ah, but master, how can the fish learn that it swims not in water as simple sense would dictate, but in a thick morass of syrupy make-work whose properties change as quickly the fashions of MBAspeak?

    You speak in riddles, master. The fish does not learn this, rather it believes lies. All the tish in the ocean have to also believe these lies for their system of stupidity to work, dysfunctionally though it may. This is why market wonkery cannot be learned, it can only be believed.

  66. 32,000 new net jobs added to payrolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With 2.3 Million immigrants a year, were still losing jobs.

  67. Hopefully some in Germany :) by Sascha+J. · · Score: 1

    I hope some of them will be employed in Germany. We can need them! ;)

    But it's really impressive... employing 330k employers... wow, respect!

    1. Re:Hopefully some in Germany :) by lukew · · Score: 1

      ok then great thanks for that

    2. Re:Hopefully some in Germany :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, respect!

      stirb!

    3. Re:Hopefully some in Germany :) by Sascha+J. · · Score: 1

      Erm, do I need to understand that now? ^^

  68. ain't gonna happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    from experience, dell mentioned that they would close their corporate support.

    fact check : they did not. they sent a press release, but the call center offshore continued to grow. brilliant PR. make the folks think they keep jobs in america

    microsoft : reported that they wuold add 5000 jobs in R & D last year

    fact check : they added 3500 offshore

    ibm: most of these jobs are marketing , support and admin jobs. all most all our development, qa, project management jobs have gone.

    list of companies exporting jobs, after getting subsidies from tax payers: http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/lou.dobbs.tonight/ popups/lou.dobbs.tonight/exporting.america/framese t.exclude.html

    1. Re:ain't gonna happen by otlg · · Score: 1

      After looking at that Lou Dobbs list you linked, I couldn't help but notice, any company that has any international operation is listed there. Microsoft, Intel, AMD, IBM and then I stopped looking. I can't speak for MS or IBM, but I know that Intel and AMD haven't been 'outsourcing america'. They've had oversees operations for YEARS for RD and manufacturing. If simply having overseas operations is outsourcing, then I suggest all American companies stop doing it at once. Then your trade deficit will skyrocket.. go for it!!! (For then intelligence impared, the last paragraph was SARCASM)

  69. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which is about 6,000 jobs.

    Minus the 2000 they will offshore this year, its more like 4000 jobs.

  70. Definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a Third in North America? So what is North America? Is it United States and Canada or is it Mexico, United States and Canada? Depending on this definition it will constitute the job growth.
    Also note that the idea of hiring this number is to purge the ranks of those nearing their maturation date on their Pentions and Retirement packages. That is they train the next generation before they get the slip. Also note this figure can be altered at a later date due to the recession returning.

  71. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could work at Microsoft :)

  72. labor force participation still down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    People have given up looking for work.
    The Dems are hardly scared of Bush's record.

    http://www.centrists.org/pages/2004/03/5_lemieux _e con.html

    However, the continuing decline in labor force participation is troubling. If the labor force participation rate had remained steady at its March 2001 level, there would now be 2.8 million additional people counted as jobless, and the unemployment rate would be over 7 percent.

    President Bush says the economy is on the mend. GDP growth has been robust in recent quarters, and few economists predict a return to slow growth or recession any time soon.

    Meanwhile, Senator Kerry and former Democratic candidate John Edwards complain that the number of jobs is still down by over 2.3 million since employment peaked in March of 2001.

  73. Re:My degree by burns210 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your lack of knowledge makes me skeptical of your post... I mean, IBM hiring Computer Science guys? IBM /IS/ CS guys. Their entire business model is writing software, sold on their own hardware, and cashing in on big support and customization contracts... 3 of those 4 things(OS/software development, Hardware design/development, Software customization) are the core of CS. Supporting software and hardware isn't far off.

  74. Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and whether they have nice hair.

  75. Article would suggest otherwise by theluckyleper · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IBM plans to end the year with more than 330,000 employees, the largest number since 1991.

    So it's impossible that they laid off 50,000 in the past 5 years... if it were true, then 1991 wouldn't be the highest with 330,000!

    If adding these 18,800 jobs brings them to 330,000, then they must've been at ~311,000 before this announcement. Adding to that your 50,000 in layoffs would imply that IBM had ~360,000 employees at some point in the past 5 years, which isn't possible!

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    1. Re:Article would suggest otherwise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heretic! The economy sucks and your children will be sold to the Soylent factory. So just keep your mouth shut and vote for Kerry...

    2. Re:Article would suggest otherwise by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's kinda odd, that when good news comes out, some people manage to find something bad about it. Totally focusing on the negative stuff, which may explain why so many are unemployed while their peers are getting hired. Seems to me that IBM adding thousands of new jobs is always good news. Your math is correct, but it doesn't even matter what the job scene was 5 years ago: It's moving in the right direction NOW. To any reasonable person, this is good news.

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  76. Didn't IBM just downsize 10k US people last year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, didn't IBM downsize about 10k US jobs last year? While I appreciate them adding new positions, I think someone's trying to whitewash the facts ;-)

  77. IBM is a sweatshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just quit there. I was treated better in blue collar assembly lines than I was at IBM.

    IBM gets business and charges less because they pigeonhole everyone. If you do websphere, thats all you do.

    If you do email, thats all you do. It's like working a government job.

    It was exactly like the military. If the process says to do the wrong thing, do it anyway.

    It's mindless.

    Better than unemployment, but not by a whole lot.

    1. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by nutznboltz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      If you do websphere, thats all you do.

      Websphere is a catch-all for a dozen products. MQSeries is now "Websphere MQ", etc.

    2. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was referring to: If you do MQ, you do MQ. If you do Application Server, you do application server.

      Once you get stuck, get used to it. There's not much variety.

    3. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      Preach on brother. I know the feeling.

      DarkAce911

    4. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bull.Shit. I work for IBM in the UK and that's complete crap, we're encouraged to upskill in various areas of the business and to move around every few years. Maybe for money grabbing contractors it's different tho...

    5. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. I wasn't a contractor, I was full time.

      Why don't you come over here and say that to my back?

    6. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by Alioth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      IBM is a huge company and there will be massive variances in what conditions are like in different parts of the business.

      I worked at IBM for about 8 years or so - officially, I was in the Open Systems Developent Group from the git-go, but:
      1. I started at IBM Havant (then Portsmouth) directly in the OSDG, mainly doing mini-projects - small up to about 1KLOC one man jobs on AIX systems.
      I then finished my university degree.
      Then I went to Raleigh, NC (Six Forks Road, not RTP) and worked on POS applications there, doing a demo system for a couple of customers.
      I then moved to Houston, and worked on a particular customer's retail system, but whilst doing that, did many side projects - some self-initiated - including looking at porting a visitor's center Space Shuttle simulator from the crufty old IBM PS/2 DOS system (complete with 12in. laserdiscs) to something newer with current hardware.

      I worked on many many things at IBM all whilst notionally being in the same department (which changed names several times, that's marketing for you) - quite a few of them self-initiated because I thought they'd be useful for our group or business. I disagreed with management a lot, and often got my own way.

      I was treated EXTREMELY well by IBM as an employee. They worked hard to ensure schedules were done right so we didn't have to work unpaid overtime. They gave me 4 weeks of paid compassionate leave when my mother died in another country. It was a superb company to work for. It wasn't mindless, and I learned an enormous amount while I was there.

      The only reason I left is that they didn't have any offices or plans to open one in the country I now live, and I wanted to live a bit closer to my Dad.

      Generalising about IBM isn't very useful (nor is generalising about Microsoft - whilst one side of MS hates the GPL, another side of Microsoft is actually *funding* GPLed projects...)

    7. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct when you say "don't generalize".

      I worked, more specifically, for IGS or Global Services.

      That division is the fast food of the IT industry and it sucks bad.

    8. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > If you do email, thats all you do. It's like working a government job.

      Um. The highest paid peer in my clique works for the government. He makes twice as much money as any of the rest of us. He gets to go to all sorts of varied training classes in other states, with hotel charges being paid for by the government. The stuff he does is like a stripped down version of what I do, but it is varied. He's a network admin, and he performs the tasks generally associated with this, which aren't all that limiting.

      I'd kill for a government job. Being a programmer and a Windows/FreeBSD/Novell admin and a computer repair guy and the guy with sole responsibility over setting up web/mail servers and implementing web pages and spam/virus filters and handling transmission and translation of EDI as well as inventory data from a thousand miles away and handling in-house service calls and being responsible for updating the company's line card and designing the company's ISO 900x documents doesn't pay enough to get me out of my parents house after eight years in the real world.

      Fuck the private sector!

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      PS: I wouldn't really *kill* for that government job. But I might "go gay" or do something similar that most people would consider extreme.

    9. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto. Global Services (RTP, circa 2001) is a hellhole. I always wanted to get into a higher-level (prefereably coding) department but GS was so screwed up I knew that the only way to get out of GS would be to leave the company and reapply. I got the the leaving the company part but wasn't really inclined to reapply. Maybe in a few more years.

    10. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see my tax dollars are making someone happy.

    11. Re:IBM is a sweatshop by sdcharle · · Score: 1

      I worked with a guy who got laid off from IBM a while back. He would entertain us all with horror stories of his treatment at the hands of IBM. For example, getting interrogated Law And Order style by a table full of management types when he missed a deadline by one day. He was paid very very well while there, so he put up with it. It didn't make IBM sound like a great place to spend your 80 hours a week.

  78. IMS Skillz..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...excuse me while I brush off my IMS skillz. Hierarchical Database, what?! DBD, PSB, w00t! Holla...

  79. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

    he sed
    next time, i won't even bother reading the topic.


    by all means, rush right on in screaming FP !!!!!!!

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  80. Re:My degree by Bakerfinch · · Score: 1

    What school did you go to that had so few CS majors? Why do you feel your degree sucks? And why don't you have a job?

  81. Re:My degree by shlomo · · Score: 1
    They most defintly do, I am actually a cs major and doing an internship at ibm research, its a great company to work for.

    I would advise you to apply next summer and catch the fun.

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  82. At least 1,000 of these are "rebadged" jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I know from experience, that at least 1,000 of these jobs belong to "rebadged" employees. I was layed off from a large Fortune 500 company that "rebadged" 1,000 of it's software development staff to IBM. Basically, these 1,000 employees were given the choice of excepting a job with IBM to work on what they were currently working on as an IBM employee or take a severence package. The company I worked for basically sold more that 98% of it's development staff to IBM. Therefore at least 1,000 jobs were NOT created. They were just shifted from one company to another. Although this is supposed to be a 2 year contract, there is no guarantee that these jobs will not move off shore after the contract expires.

  83. Transcript of resignation speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throughout my life, I have grappled with my own identity, who I am. As a young child, I often felt ambivalent about myself, in fact, confused.

    By virtue of my traditions, and my community, I worked hard to ensure that I was accepted as part of the traditional family of America. I bought my first PC, a Gateway, as a young man to write papers for school.

    I then had the blessing of assembling a PC from components. Its reliability and service have been an incredible source of strength for me.

    Yet, from my early days in school, until the present day, I acknowledged some feelings, a certain sense that separated me from others. But because of my resolve, and also thinking that I was doing the right thing, I forced what I thought was an acceptable reality onto myself, a reality which is layered and layered with all the, quote, "good things," and all the, quote, "right things" of typical adolescent and adult behavior.

    Yet, at my most reflective, maybe even spiritual level, there were points in my life when I began to question what an acceptable reality really meant for me. Were there realities from which I was running? Which master was I trying to serve?

    I do not believe that God tortures any person simply for its own sake. I believe that God enables all things to work for the greater good. And this, the 47th year of my life, is arguably too late to have this discussion. But it is here, and it is now.

    At a point in every person's life, one has to look deeply into the mirror of one's soul and decide one's unique truth in the world, not as we may want to see it or hope to see it, but as it is.

    And so my truth is that I am a Mac user. And I am blessed to live in the greatest nation with the tradition of civil liberties, the greatest tradition of civil liberties in the world, in a country which provides so much to its people.

    Yet because of the pain and suffering and anguish that I have caused to my beloved family, my parents, my wife, my friends, I would almost rather have this moment pass.

    For this is an intensely personal decision, and not one typically for the public domain. Yet, it cannot and should not pass.

    I am also here today because, shamefully, I engaged in adult consensual affair with another man, which violates my bonds of matrimony. It was wrong. It was foolish. It was inexcusable.

    And for this, I ask the forgiveness and the grace of my PC.

    I realize my choice of platform if kept secret leaves me, and most importantly the governor's office, vulnerable to rumors, false allegations and threats of disclosure.

    So I am removing these threats by telling you directly about my operating system.

    Let me be clear, I accept total and full responsibility for my actions. However, I'm required to do now, to do what is right to correct the consequences of my actions and to be truthful to my loved ones, to my friends and my family and also to myself.

    It makes little difference that as governor I am a Mac user. In fact, having the ability to truthfully set forth my identity might have enabled me to be more forthright in fulfilling and discharging my constitutional obligations.

    Given the circumstances surrounding the affair and its likely impact upon my family and my ability to govern, I have decided the right course of action is to resign.

    To facilitate a responsible transition, my resignation will be effective on November 15 of this year.

    I'm very proud of the things we have accomplished during my administration. And I want to thank humbly the citizens of the state of New Jersey for the privilege to govern.

  84. Re:My degree by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    The USA is pricing itself out of the market. The USD has to devalue by about 50% for the country to be competitive again. I'm not complaining though - the overvalued USD is GOOD for the REST of the world and there are many more people in the rest of the world...

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  85. Displaced workers... by fikuvin · · Score: 0

    As a result of IBM hiring 19,000 consultants, companies around the world had to lay off a global total of 100 people.

  86. Kind of ironic by Scud · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't IBM in the business of helping other companies outsource work?

    Business must be good...

    John

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    1. Re:Kind of ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. They now do for Nestle.

  87. Re:huh? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeh, and have you checked out the job websites lately? There are more job websites today, than there are actual open jobs. As far as listings, let's see, we have:

    1) The Beta Tech/ITT covert spam. You have to read it twice, to understand that after paying them $4500 for a 3 month course, they'll help with job placement.
    2) Work at Home! Christ, this scam has to be 40 years old now, haven't they already used up all the idiots?
    3) The staffing agency mining for leads. Even I get fooled by these. Recruiter calls me, asks me if I know the names and numbers of all the managers involved in the last 6 big projects I've been in for Fortune 100s. He needs them as references, and no, my coworkers won't do. And yes, as soon as I can get those references, he has a job for me. Haha.
    4) The "we have to post this publically, before we can use our H1-B". Usually identifiable by the cryptic description, even by the standards of the buzzword elite.
    5) The "must have security clearance". Ok, maybe these are legitimate, but if they all insist on pre-existing clearance, aren't they all chasing after the same 20 people who actually have it and are in this line of work? And if they're so damn rare, how about offering more than $15-17 an hour?
    6) The "let's look like a big company" PR blitz. 30 listings at once, all of them paid up extra so that the posting date rolls forward (can't even tell if they're stale or not, as if that matters). Sure, they might hire 2 of those people, but they post the rest knowing full well they'll never hire them.
    7) The "let's see if we can get a $90,000 a year expert for $35,000" job listing. My personal favorite. Not that I'm the $90,000 a year expert, just that they probably aren't successful often. Some comfort there.
    8) Outright spam. The "apply now" link will take you to viagra, porn, or every once in awhile a MLM scheme. They show up even on Monster, though to its credit, they get nailed within a few hours, near as I can tell. Seeing a disturbing number of these types of listings though.
    9) The "let's make you jump through 30 hoops to email your resume" listing. Usually climaxes with them insisting I take my resume that I've carefully crafted and formatted over the years, and strip it down to plaintext and then upload it in a webform textarea. Thanks. Not like you'll read it anyway?
    10) The impossible experience listing. 20 years of linux, 7 years of .NET. Always a favorite of the job search critic, somewhat more uncommon than traditionally believed. I have a few good ones saved, maybe we should have a contest (would need a way to weed out forgeries)?

    But never worry, with so many job listings, the economy is surely picking up.

  88. Re:My degree by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For the most part, disregard most the replies here. It sounds like a number of people have been suffering for the last few years. It tends to produce a jaded outlook.

    CS, CE, and EE will be needed here for years to come. If you stay with CS, no problem. But, you need to consider getting a master no matter what you do. While my generation excells with a Bachelors, yours will require a master or PhD to stay in the industry.

    Rather than looking at IBM and other companies to hire you, I suggest starting your own company. You will be going to school with some talented people. Meet them and try to get something going. If you can can try to hook up with a salesman. Likewise, read Business for dummies. It will get you started. Consider doing something in the OSS world, but with a consideration to how to make a buck at it. Think Yahoo or Google. Or see what industries that you know and has MS software develoed for, but not for Linux. Develop something but think through the license and how to make money.

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  89. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by DeeKayWon · · Score: 1
    it's an all new low.

    Low? Yes. New? No.

  90. Globalist toady test by Baldrson · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Cowboy Neal writes:

    Although things are far from the halcyon days of dot-com yesteryear

    A sure fire test of whether someone is a globalist toady is when they compare present conditions to the peak of the dotcom craze rather than to the recessionary periods of the early 80's or early 90's.

    It's sort of like if you dared take so much as a 30% pay raise at any time during the period from 1998 through 2000, you are fair chicken meat for the carnal desires of a pod of AIDS neuropathic Scott McNealy clones and their puppet masters.

  91. Hmmmm by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    I'll take one!

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  92. lose the losers first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last thing IBM needs is more employees without ditching the dead weight first. A good number of the people I work with at IBM are lazy and incompetent. One 'programmer' plays video games and browses the internet all day long. Several have the title of "software engineer" yet they don't even know how to program in any language (one asked what all those dollar signs were when looking at shell script once), or even basic unix knowledge, like what cron is. Some that should know how don't know how and will not learn to administer a unix box on the command line--they must use a graphical control panel. But I suppose you will find a lot of dead weight at any large corporation.

  93. Re:My degree by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

    Umm..I hate to break this to ya but Software Engineering is one hell of a lot more than learning to write code. You WILL need a good many of those CS skills (not so much the theory but the application of the theory). Take Math thru Calculus 2 and take Statistics and Discrete Math skip the rest you will rarely need it, and if you do then you can likely learn enough of it OJT to get by. And get some classes BESIDES CS/Math and the basics, expand your mind learn to think in abstractions, learn about art, music and literature it will open your mind to the non-Geek world and make you a better employee. Plus chicks like guys who can talk about something other than computers ;) IF all you want to do is be a code jockey, then go to a Tech/Vocational College, learn Java and maybe VB and get to work. You can get your degree in something like business going part-time nights/weekends. The work experience will be invaluable plus you won't be broke all the time ;) The downside is you have to compete for your job with the guys in India and other places, so don't expect good pay or a longterm job. Just my .02 worth.

  94. A modest proposal? by theluckyleper · · Score: 1

    your children will be sold to the Soylent factory

    Methinks you read too much Swift, and watch too much dodgy sci-fi.

    So just keep your mouth shut and vote for Kerry...

    If I were American, I would vote for Kodos...

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  95. Re:Take CS as a minor. Major in something else by silverbolt · · Score: 1
    You couldn't be more wrong. It is relatively easy to pick up "soft" skills like communcation, buisness speak, marketing, etc during your working life. It is not easy for a business major to start learning data structures and algorithms and java internals.

    If you love computer science / mathematics / problem solving, then go for CS. There will be plenty of time later to round up your skills on the job with business knowledge later.

  96. yes, IBM hires CS majors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I am currently an IBM employee. I started as a co-op in 1997 and came on full time in 2000. They still hire CS majors - but they can afford to more selective nowadays due to the current economic climate.

    As far as majoring in a non-technical field and then being able to "learn" tech on the job - that's a joke. Most people that try to do that never truly understanding the technical details and struggle in a real technical environment like IBM. IBM won't hire you for a technical job if you don't have a technical degree.

    As for the company, I would definitely recommend working for IBM if you are a major in any technical degree. They have some of the best and brightest and the scope of the company's work is very broad = lot's of opportunity to explore various technical challenges. They also have great benefits and pay very competitively...

    1. Re:yes, IBM hires CS majors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are kidding, right?

      I can not get IBM to STOP calling me with technical job offers, and I do not have a degree at all.

      And don't even get me started about the abomination known as Global Services... As far as I can tell, the only reason they don't hire chimpanzees is because the chimps might actually get something accomplished.

      Given a thousand monkeys and a thousand typewriters you might (eventually) get the complete works of William Shakespeare. I can assure you that there is no such worry with the bulk of IBM's Global Services workforce.

  97. You are mistaken. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The spirit of the web was easy to get information, not easy for fuckwads with no clue what they are doing to puke out broken shit pages that don't render properly. You were ALWAYS supposed to close tags unless that tag was explicitly defined as not requiring a close. HTML is just an SGML derivitive, and so has all the same rules. If you are too lazy to learn how to do something, don't do it.

  98. IGS is the Boeing of the computer industry by turtleshadow · · Score: 1

    Boeing seems to make headlings of Boeing Hires 10000 for Program X and when Program X is over or cancelled it promptly fires 10000.

    IGS makes IT a project based employement opportunity for most and long term career for few.

    1. Re:IGS is the Boeing of the computer industry by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly enough, this is how contract work is handled.

      If you're contracted to due X amount of work for Y amount of time, then you only need A amount of employees for Y amount of time.

      Why keep them around afterwards? Cut the grass with scissors?

      You have the choice of working under contract, not working under contract, or not working at all.

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  99. Guess it depends on what's natural for you. by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    I've known way too many CS guys that can't write and have to be kept hidden from meetings.

    If data structures don't make sense to you, no amount of study is every going to make you good enough to be competitive. A minor will give you the background without focusing on technologies that will be obsolete by the time you finish.

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    1. Re:Guess it depends on what's natural for you. by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      I am someone who has two bachelor's degrees, one in business management and another in computer science. If you want to get into development, you are going to need that full degree in CS. Employers are so picky now that they won't look at someone without that qualification.

      With a minor in CS, you may be able to get on at a help desk. From there, it's a sure shot into system administration. However, that's as far as you'll get in the technical side of the house. The only place up from there is into management.

  100. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure quite a few are outside of the US.I also wouldn't call it outsourcing with IBM the I does stand for International. There is an IBM facility in almost every major country.

  101. Re:Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an ex-IBMer that was laid off last year, I guess I don't deserve to eat either?

  102. Many are not "new hires" by yobtah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many of the jobs IBM will add in 2004 are simply employees from other companies being "rebadged" to IBM in outsourcing deals. Sprint is an example of this. Approximately 1100 Sprint IT workers will become IBM employees in the next few months in a billion dollar outsourcing deal. IBM adds 1100 employees, but they're not previously unemployed tech workers.

  103. I HAD NO IDEA. by JVert · · Score: 1

    Yea? HR Beats Trickery.
    Yup, Hungry Losers.
    Hardly A New Demographic.

    Im not your parent, but thanks for the edutainment.

  104. Re:My degree by Joseph+Lam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IBM hires people with any kind of degree. They seem to look for the quality of your mind rather than knowledge and then stuff u with all needed knowledge through OJT.

  105. paying $5.90 per hour and no benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM, UBM we all BM on IBM

  106. Re:Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not any more than an Indian.

    Fucking racist asshole.

  107. Re:huh? by The+Taco+Prophet · · Score: 1
    10) The impossible experience listing. 20 years of linux, 7 years of .NET. Always a favorite of the job search critic, somewhat more uncommon than traditionally believed.

    Back in 2002, when I was conducting my own frantic just-been-laid-off-have-a-kid-on-the-way job search, I found a listing demanding 10 years of experience developing J2EE applications.

    It was beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

  108. Very nice but ... GIVE JOBS TO POSTGRADS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can go to university and learn a very diverse range of things - from CSS to PHP to Java to Prolog (amazingly weird language!) - but in the end employers seem to want experience! Is anyone else seeing the chicken and egg situation I'm in!

    I am currently working doing some web design, which I'm very good at, but I need to be in a working environment to learn how to be a software professional, not sat in my bedroom hacking together some web app in PHP.

    I'd like to start my career ... I'd like to be in an environment where I can ask the guy down the corridor how best to write the code to do ...... and I'd like to get up and go to work every morning rather than crawl out of bed and sit at the computer!

    Nevermind hey - suppose I'd best get on... pfft.

  109. Go get your own major corporation by Pharmboy · · Score: 1, Troll

    You Americans are just a bunch of selfish assholes (and I mean in general ok, I have American friends and I don't think everyone in the US is like this but it is a general sentiment)

    Yea yea yea, get your own IBM. We already broke this one in, and it wasn't easy. With all the anti-trust suits in the 80s, the DOS boondogle that created Microsoft, lack of software for OS/2. Hell, we FINALLY got them house trained, and you want to take them away? It took half a century to get them here, embracing open source, contributing to the community, beating up SCO after it pushed us down in the school yard...

    We loved them back when they were as evil as any other company, but its easy to love them now. So yes, we are selfish about it, for good reason. Maybe you should instead vote for your government to lower taxes and offer tax incentives for companies to be created and grow in your OWN country, instead of laying claim to our companies. ;)

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    1. Re:Go get your own major corporation by igny · · Score: 1
      It took half a century to get them here, embracing open source, contributing to the community, beating up SCO after it pushed us down in the school yard...

      It took more than a century. And yes, they have been contributing to the world community.

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  110. Re:huh? by randyest · · Score: 1

    I was with you right up to:

    insisting I take my resume that I've carefully crafted and formatted over the years, and strip it down to plaintext and then upload it in a webform textarea.

    What kind of resume do you have that's hard to represent in text? MS Word .doc? JPGs? Animated GIFs?

    Not to be mean, but maybe that's you're problem. Resumes are about content, not form or presentation. Or at least mine is. And I'm doing well and hassled by recruiters weekly.

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  111. Re:My degree by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    And why can't we give these companies what they want? Let's gather up the extreme cases of desired skill mixtures and delineate how prospective job seekers can obtain these skills without having to spend years at work or school. The Internet is very useful for informing people how to become an expert in any particular field of tech as long as the basic education background is already in place.

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  112. Re:My degree by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

    Software engineering is a HELL OF A LOT OF MATH! There's no getting around that. Besides, getting experience in business and software engineering are polar opposites. I don't see how you were unemployable with a math and CS degree. I think you just weren't looking at the right companies. Places like Symantec are always hiring, especially with the current emphasis on security. If a 4 year CS degree leaves you unemployable, I don't see how a masters would make it any better. Unless you're doing highly specialized development, a masters won't be worth the time or money.

  113. This is how it works folks.. sorry to disapoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you know that "1/3" estimate of employees who will be in North America? Well.. little known fact. A BUNCH of "IBM employees" are listed as being in Colorado and other states.. but are actually located in India. It's a bunch of bureaucratic BS. Their paycheck and "boss" come from the states.. they live in India.. IBM counts this as??? My bet is as a "North American Worker".. Any IBM'ers care to elaborate?

  114. Re:huh? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    It is msword, I'm ashamed to say. I've got a few bullets, its 2 column, non-standard layout. No animated gif's or anything, only graphics on it at all are 2 gray bezier lines in the background, as a border. Pretty restrained, or so I tell myself.. it's not HTML blink tags or anything. But at least it's better than the template resumes you see everywhere.

    Certainly, the reaction of those HR droids that have seen it isn't negative. While I'm sure it might be tossed in the garbage can quite often, it's the general "let's throw away 950 of our 1000 responses" stuff.

    As for content, there was a time when I had less than I liked, not so much the case today. Even now though, my "content" would hardly stand out... how can it, I have little choice where I work, most of the time. I could be one of hundreds or thousands easily... and a slightly pretty resume was one of the few things I could do to stand out. I'd toss up a link to it, to show you how it's not this garrish "hey I just learned about html and colored fonts" freakshow, but it has my personal info in it.

    In conclusion, if your "content" is so godlike in its impressiveness, more power to you.

  115. world wide by damned_in_davis · · Score: 1

    see what happens when you write an article too fast? it should have read:


    cyngus writes "IBM has announced they will add 18,800 jobs worldwide in 2004. They say about a third will be in North America. I don't know how many they have added this year so far. After the new hires IBM will employ about 330,000 people THIRD worldwide." More good news for the unemployed techie in. Although things are far from the halcyon days of dot-com yesteryear, it's good to see companies doing better.

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    1. Re:world wide by lexibmer · · Score: 1

      Everyone seems to be missing the key word here. They said "NORTH AMERICA". They DIDN'T say United States of America. Most of the jobs going to North America will be in Mexico. That won't do ANYTHING for employees in the U.S. They are STILL in the process of getting rid of 2000-3000 U.S. employess by relocationg their jobs to Mexico, Brazil and India. BTW. Did you know that the vast majority of those they are currently getting rid of are over 50 with 20+ years with the company?

  116. Re:My degree by back_pages · · Score: 1
    Software engineering is a HELL OF A LOT OF MATH!

    Uh, sure it is. (I'm rolling my eyes.)

    Now, if you're engineering software with an obviously mathematical bent, then yeah, there's a lot of mathematics involved. In general, however, the abstract/modern algebra courses I took where we redefine "number system" to be any arbitrary collection of elements related by extraordinarily generic "arithmetic operators" isn't going to help you produce a better payroll application. I'm quite certain that the "HELL OF A LOT OF MATH" you're talking about doesn't very often require using roots of unity or designing new and never-before-seen graph algorithms. Sure, sure, I readily admit that in particular fields relating to those subjects, they'll be used, but I strongly doubt that much lambda calculus went into desiging Microsoft's Outlook.

    Unless you're doing highly specialized development, a masters won't be worth the time or money.

    Could have sworn I said I was working on a Master's in computation. I'd be surprised if more than 20% of Slashdot's readership really knows what that field actually is.

  117. Re:IBM is a sweatshop - Agreed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't agree with you more. My "contract ended" a few weeks ago at IBM after I finished training my Indian replacement. The wheels spin so slow at IBM it's insane.

  118. Re:My degree by back_pages · · Score: 2, Informative
    Umm..I hate to break this to ya but Software Engineering is one hell of a lot more than learning to write code. You WILL need a good many of those CS skills (not so much the theory but the application of the theory).

    I'm glad we agree, though I may have explained it poorly.

    I did focus on the theory rather than the application of the theory and I would not recommend that to anyone. The mathematics courses you list certainly do not meet my criteria for "much math", in fact I'd consider Calc 2 the bare minimum for anyone in any science and discrete math the minimum for anyone in a remotely mathematical field.

    I was talking more about abstract algebra, number theory, probability (which is not statistics), linear algebra (which is interesting and easy but not terribly useful to most in CS), and algorithms or numerical analysis. These are all fascinating fields (in some geek's opinion) but in my experience, they are not going to help you secure a stable career. They might open some doors in some specialized fields, but those doors are opened for a lot of fresh-out-of-college people and they're probably going to hire someone with actual software engineering experience before hiring someone with course credits in mathematics. That's just my experience, though.

    In retrospect, I wish I had spent less time learning about formal languages, NP-completeness, algorithm analysis, and mathematics topics I mentioned before and more time learning about software project management, using someone else's APIs, and the software development industry. The fact is that there are a few hard to get jobs that are truly specific to abstract computer science and mathematics but there are tons of jobs available for developing software.

    It all worked out for me in the end, but I'm working only indirectly in the CS industry and I spent 2.5 very nervous years worrying about how I was going to eat and repay my loans while earning $9 an hour.

  119. The "bubble era" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do people still compare their jobs and salaries to the "heyday" or "bubble" years or "boom" or whatever. COME TO GRIPS, those years was a drunken party. IT AIN'T COMIN' BACK boys! Come to grips with the real-world. Stop comparing to those years! GEEEZ.

    A happily unemployed and not looking for work in IT techie.

  120. Re:Take CS as a minor. Major in something else by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    Geek skills can be learned, business speak and marketing wonkedness (yep, just made that up) cannot be learned because they are unrelated to the actual "Business" and "Marketing" techniques that work.

    I know many successful small business owners (and don't forget that many of mega-corps started out as small businesses) who have great "Business" and "Marketing" techniques without college degrees. Granted, most of the skills I use at work were on my own but the college experience has nevertheless valuable because I was "forced" to take certain classes degree requirements that turned out to be useful later, and it was also a good opportunity to network and socialize.

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  121. Re:My degree by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    Software development experience can be gained by working on an open source project. Also there are plenty of Internet forums where people discuss situations existing in software development serving business interests.

    Then what is really the problem? The symptom is the apparent waste of a good education of advanced computer and mathematic theory. Essentially business goals are not advanced enough. One of the reasons for this I think is not an education system that is so good that it becomes a waste, but actually an education system that strives to look good but does not demand enough. We need schools to show us how to make use of the advanced theory to solve advanced problems. Schools have to force students to solve advanced problems, not just make a quick presentation and pat them on the back for demonstrating a bit of understanding by answering a moderately difficult question on a final exam.

    It's about time students feel they will go forth to invent rather than have enough skills to obtain a job, buy a house, and raise a family. Almost everything a middle class person touches has been produced by a machine. Soon all the services that are done by people will be done by machines. What is left for people to do? Those who do not do better than machines will find that an owner of capital will deem the machines more worthy. In other words, people will lose jobs unless they are willing to use their heads.

    The culture of North America doesn't appear very oriented to inventiveness. Popular TV shows don't pressure people to set higher goals. The literature hardly shows any path from theory to practice or theory to advanced theory.

    When I go on a journey to a faraway place I consult a map on how to get from here to there. Why can't this analogy be applied to negotiating a learning curve? Instead, anyone who wants to gain advanced knowledge does so by running through a maze search algorithm. Enter a branch, find a dead end or a not-too-promising state and backtrack. This kind of chaos exists because people who have found their way through the maze are too busy with new mazes to put many signposts in the old mazes.

    Even though maze handling is a necessary skill for anyone who wants to achieve something great, it ends up turning off a lot of people. Then they pressure schools to just gloss over some advanced theory for the sake of completeness without caring for true understanding and appreciation. So we end up complaining of all the wasted years in school doing things irrelevant to the demands of business.

    Businesses don't really demand anything difficult. They want a bit of management skill, but only a bit. They don't really want advanced theories because that means risk. This risk exists because schools haven't bothered to show students how to be good problem solvers. No wonder businesses just want to make money and avoid problems. The trouble for people is there are some businesses that will take risks by producing machines that will displace the people.

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  122. Re:My degree by back_pages · · Score: 1

    I strongly second this. I have a post a little further down the page about my thoughts regarding a 4 year degree in CS.

  123. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One word for my fellow texans: MOVE! there are jobs elsewhere.

  124. Re:My degree by back_pages · · Score: 1
    If you stay with CS, no problem. But, you need to consider getting a master no matter what you do. While my generation excells with a Bachelors, yours will require a master or PhD to stay in the industry.

    This was exactly my experience after graduating in 2002 with a BS in both Mathematics and Computer Science. Yes, I double majored and my transcript gives me a BS in both majors.

    I couldn't even get a "No" back from 90% of the places to which I sent a resume. I got a "Yes" back from every school to which I applied for graduate school, though.

    As look would have it, I found a nice career job at the end of my first year of grad school and left school in a heartbeat, but this was over 2 years after I graduated from undergrad. It's hard to payback those student loans while making $9 an hour.

  125. Re:My degree by back_pages · · Score: 1
    As look would have it,

    Hehe, looks like I type with a Canadian accent?

  126. Pay Attention. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many American IT jobs were lost by IBM's clients and "partners?"

    Sprint alone has given the IT keys to the kingdom IBM to the tune of about 5000 jobs, nearly all of which have gone to IBM employees and subcontractors in India. This has been the modus of IBM for going on two years, and a very lucrative one at that.

    Just because they ditch 10k and then add back 6k to their own roster doesn't mean the bottom line trend is positive. IBM are still blazing the trail toward corporate profits and eroded US technology strength.

  127. Re:huh? by jmulvey · · Score: 1

    You're missing the point. When they ask you to post your resume in cleartext on a website, it means they think you're mildly interesting. They want to index you in a searchable database so they can charge someone else to find your resume. It usually means there is no position at all -- just a scam to waste your time and help them along at your expense.

  128. My degree-Cold snap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A good job will be a consequence of your higher level of knowledge."

    And yet the reality is that a lot of people are out of work, who do have the education and the experience. There might even be a few who love their work.

  129. I disagree *totally* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Do you want a good job right out of college, or do you want to set yourself up with a foundation for an excellent career?

    Knowing about software engineering early will help you get a job, but you'd learn that anyway, and I seriously doubt any undergraduate level course is ever going to teach you as much about CM or any other S/W process as actually doing it day in and day out will.

    And once you get out of college, you will never get another real chance to learn how and why things work.

    In college you can learn how and why algorithms work, and not just how to cookbook them into code, which is what you learn in a S/W engineering course.

    Lay that foundation right, and you can eventually be a high-priced consultant that comes in to clean up all the dorked up and slow and utterly unmaintainable but oh-so-academically-correct C++ super-object-oriented code that all those college grads with S/W engineering degrees write...

  130. Re:Are these new jobs? new jobs accounting tricks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Keep in mind that when scholtzky house of bacon outsources its IT dept to IBM it transfers 500 American jobs to IBM and IBM often has the former employees of scholtzky house of bacon train their offshore replacements in India. I wonder what the typical situation is for most of those former employees in terms of job security, pay and benefits, better or worse than before they were outsourced? What percentage of these outsourced employees will loose their positions when their jobs are offshored?

    It makes me wonder how many of these so called 6000 new American jobs could actually be a temporary phenomenon caused by the now lucrative business process outsourcing and offshoring market that IBM is actively involved in....

    This all sounds to me more like a self serving corporate propaganda blurb disguised as a serious business analysis of the US labor market. I think it is shameful that corporate press releases like this are often made into headline stories without much analysis or commentary of the message.

  131. Re:My degree by AdamPiotrZochowski · · Score: 1


    \ Take as little mathematics as possible and focus on business
    \ and more software engineering.


    I somewhat disagree. Most important is to take things that will
    make you employable. And here I agree, if you want to get more
    likely to be employable add some business training to your index.
    Take Software Project Managment, Software Law, Business courses.

    But do not skip on science either. I see people who did courses
    like programming language concepts get jobs more easily? why? They
    can learn any new language faster with formal traning on grammar.
    A job requires some language you dont know? Write it to your resume
    dont say in resume that you are expert, but that you know it and
    used it. When they call for interview you will have few days to
    brush up on the language. If you pass interview then you have
    additional week or more to start coding. Enough time to learn.

    Same thing with algorithm analysis. Not that you will have tons of
    algorithms to write, but your code will be that much leaner and
    cleaner. Even things like graph theory, descrete maths, formal
    logic, all greatly help in abstraction.

    If you cannot abstract algorithms, how well do you think you can
    abstract a problem to a project to a proper, clean, workable
    sollution?

    So overall:

    1. take programming, take things you like, but dont forget that
    hard science, maths, will push you to your limits, and thats
    good
    2. take business like stuff for your electives. Ignore the
    enticing sci/fi literature study class, and take project
    managment, requirements gathering/analysis, project
    design/architecture. Also, this is as good time as any to
    fix your language (spoken/written, not programming) skills.
    Doing this right will save you from tech writting classes.

    this is ofcourse dependant on the outcome of the next few years
    and the industry. There are many different prospects, currently
    most accepted is that jobs will be outsourced, so your only
    chance to survive is to be a manager of the outsource resource.

    There are ofcourse other theories out there:

    1. GPL/OSS wins (not so great coder)
    learn to program, learn to write clean code. Your job will be
    administration / setting up and or fixing / adding features to
    already existing software. This customization has already
    been happening, but not on the scale that we could expect with
    GPL/OSS. Your business classes will only be half as good

    2. GPL/OSS wins (good coder)
    You could lead project, large companies would call you for
    help, analyst, fix things FAST, you can ask for any wage.
    If you are a good coder, you have nothing to worry anyways.

    3. Everything is outsourced (but managers)
    you will need to become manager that is a buffer/proxy between
    the client and the outsourced programmers. That is unless you
    too become outsourced. Business skills required as much as
    programming

    4. Everything is outsourced (period)
    so your managorial job got outsourced too? You have few
    choices, move to a country to which you got outsourced to
    and work from there. This is perfect for immigrants, they
    come back to their country with degree/language, and are the
    buffer/proxy like above, but from the outsourced country
    (cheaper living, but more bang for the buck, but not too
    (viable for american native (2generations+)

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  132. Great! 6000 tech jobs for North America by Wansu · · Score: 2, Funny



    994,000 more and we'll be back to the employment levels we had in late '99.

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  133. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

    >Lower salaries.

    Lower health care costs.

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  134. Less than it appears by ToasterTester · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IBM continues to layoff people, just a few months back they dumped around 4600. They mainly use contractors so they pay bad, no benefits, sick days, and on and on. They just bought a large outsourcing company in India. They keep cutting the retirement programs, stock purchase program and so on. Many they bring on are ITS a employee who is only allowed to work two years for company them have to leave. They are told they can go full time during the two years, but there are huge barriors they make it near impossible. IBM has turned into a services company and most of the services employees are contractors they treat like dirt. The managers make it very clear we are full-time you are contractor dirty. IBM isn't the company they once were.

    1. Re:Less than it appears by EvilIdler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Been there, done that, and yes, I have the T-shirt.
      Get hired for something technical, be told you need a year or two
      before they consider letting you go from contractor to full-time,
      then watch them do everything to remove the tech jobs you're
      likely to actually apply for :/

      (I wear the T-shirt as a reminder that big = bad ;)

    2. Re:Less than it appears by andy1307 · · Score: 1
      They just bought a large outsourcing company in India.

      They bought Daksh, a call center company. Customer support != IT. While IBM does outsource programming work to India, let's avoid the FUD.

    3. Re:Less than it appears by retinaburn · · Score: 1

      Really?
      In Canada at least the contractors get paid MORE then a reg of the same job, because IBM doesn't have to spend money on benefits. The stock purchase plan has not been cut, and nor have any of the retirement programs. What they have done is changed overtime to be straight time, and made one single 24 shift for on-call, with a lower pay than the old per-shift rate.

    4. Re:Less than it appears by Keeper · · Score: 1

      If your employer doesn't pay for benefits, you have to pay them. And seldom can you find things like health insurance at a better pricepoint than a large company. Comparing the two side by side, the contractor comes out negative.

    5. Re:Less than it appears by retinaburn · · Score: 1

      you dont have to pay them if your spouse gets benefits, which seems to be why most of the contractors are contractors and enjoy being contractors.

  135. Re:NEW$$$ FLA$$$H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey the parent started it. An Eye for a Dick might make me one-eyed, but you're no longer a man.

  136. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

    And that also depends whether or not the IBM PR people count Mexico as North America.

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  137. Re:huh? by randyest · · Score: 1

    Well, I didn't mean to hit a nerve or anything, but I guess I did. I have to say though, if you've spent as much time as it seems you have debating and justifying it to yourself, it's probably not what employers want to see.

    And if you're ashamed to say it's msword, then why is it msword? How can you go into an interview holding something you're ashamed of?

    Then again, maybe you're looking for work in graphic design or something, in which case what you describe may well indeed be "restrained."

    But if it's a tech career you're after, please take no offense when I say, as someone who hires ASIC engineers, only the text matters.

    And, FWIW, my resume is a list of tools (Silison Ensemble/SOC Encounter, Cadence Composer/Virtuoso, Dracula, Calibre, Magma, Primetime, HSPICE, etc.) programming languages (Perl, TCL, Lisp, C, -- in that order BTW) and tapeouts including gate counts, operating rates, IP, and respins (0).

    Frankly, I'd rather you lie about experience (and make up for the lie by learning something new, because my interview will reveal unprepared lies) than include "bezier lines," "columns," and "bullets." Unless of course I were hiring graphic designers. Which I'm not.

    But I am hiring ASIC engineers, so please do send me your resume if you're into it. ASCII only please.

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  138. Re:Hire Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    View source bitch!

  139. Re:Uneducated Techies... by XopherMV · · Score: 1

    So, you know Linux? Big deal. Plenty of people know Linux. And the more popular it becomes, the more ubiquitous it will become. When everyone switches to Linux, everyone will know Linux just as much as you do. At that point, no company will pay you $120K for those skills. Remember, it also used to be that you could get a high paying job if you just knew HTML. Heaven knows those days are gone!

    A good solid education in computer science is the best tool for getting a job. It tells employers many things: that you can set a difficult goal, that you can work hard for long hours with minimal reward, and that you can maintain your output in the face of the relentless BS that colleges, professors, classmates, relatives, and even friends throw at you. It also tells employers that I can write a business paper, put together a logical argument, understand the "big words" coming down from management, and respond appropriately. In general, it tells people I'm educated, especially since we all know the lack of education that goes on in high school.

    On the skills side, a CS degree means that you know something about everything concerning a computer. This includes the hardware down to the transistor level, assembly code, compilers, and other low-level details. It also means you know high-level details like algorithms, discrete math, calculus, and more. If all you know is Linux, then any CS grad could drive a truck through the gaps in your knowledge.

    On a side note, as a high school graduate with some tech skills, you would need a minimum of four years to learn all the things those CS grads already know. The majority of college students now take five or sixth years to pick up a degree. So, it might take you longer. However, it would probably take those same CS grads three months to pick up what you know.

    You should start showing some respect to your future managers.

  140. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by wkitchen · · Score: 1
    And that also depends whether or not the IBM PR people count Mexico as North America.
    Why wouldn't they? Mexico is in North America.
  141. Re:My degree by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    The problem is that during 2002, we were basically in a depression in the IT world. Now we are just in recession. In about 1-3 years, we will be back to ok levels (many areas are still in IT depression, but Texas, Florida, Ny, and Atlanta are getting lots of Federal Money, so recession). It will never be back to the levels of 1999. that was insane. I saw CIS getting paid close to the pay of CSers. In most schools, the MS CIS is well below the level of knowledge of a BS in CS.

    Besides, if you think things are bad for you, I would guess that CIS is an absolute disaster area.

    Btw, I do know about those loans. My first degree was in Micro-Bio/Genetic Engineering back in early 80's. Along came raygun, and the industry was largely targeted towards bio warfare. I did that for several years until I realized that I was not on the defense side, but was actively working on a weapon. After that I quit and got into programming and persued the BS CS.

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  142. don't bet on it... by benjamindees · · Score: 1
    Probably just more of this:
    Williams picks IBM for business transformation
    The cost savings are expected to come from the transfer of about 460 employees to IBM, from streamlined work processes and from the use of more advanced IT systems


    It's called outsourcing, that's how it works.
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    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  143. Re:Uneducated Techies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...that you can work hard for long hours with minimal reward...

    Are you sure you want to tell your employer that?

  144. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I interviewed at IBM a couple years ago, but they told me I was over-qualified :(

  145. Doing better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...it's good to see companies doing better."

    one company excepted: tfosorcim. you know, that company from dnomder.

    yeah, that one.

  146. Outsorceing by hckrdave · · Score: 1

    I hope there in the good old usa. :-) I am not a troll im just saying... Also while i am posting please let me fulfill my $ quota Micro$oft. There i am fucked up again, and posting on /.

  147. Re:My degree by Bloodbath · · Score: 1

    Why do you feel your degree sucks? And why don't you have a job?

    I don't have a job because my degree sucks, and I feel my degree sucks because I don't have a job :)

    But seriously, I've made mistakes. I could have gone to a better school, I could have worked harder on my GPA. However, the stats kind of speak for themselves...you can't really say my inability to land an entry level programming job is all my fault if the other people in my major are struggling as well. Looking back on things, I feel like a CE would have been a better choice, because CS is just too academic.

    Anyway, I do have a job...I just wish I had a programming job.

  148. Re:My degree by Bloodbath · · Score: 1

    The problem is that during 2002, we were basically in a depression in the IT world. Now we are just in recession. In about 1-3 years, we will be back to ok levels

    I pray that you are correct, but isn't that optimistic? Won't outsourcing continue to make programming jobs tougher to find? Personally, I wouldn't recommend CS to people unless they really like school. Get a CE instead, because that's harder to outsource, and they teach you more practical stuff so that you'll be more employable. They teach you a little bit of programming as well, so you'll still have a shot at programming jobs.

    As for what you said about starting your own business, I think that's a good idea. I'm trying to start my own business as well. I've been planning it as a backup plan for years now. But I'd still recommend that people pick a more desirable major than CS right now...don't put yourself in my situation, where you have to go straight to the backup plan because you can't land a job.

    By the way, back_pages, if you are reading this, thinks for backing up my point earlier in this thread. It scares me that you couldn't get employed EVEN when you had a double major. This is why I always read any slashdot story that concerns jobs...there's always valuable information to be found among the comments.

    To anyone still in college, here's my advice: Unless you want to go to grad school, pick a major that you love AND teaches you a lot of practical things AND is hard to outsource. You have your whole life to learn things...use college to guarantee you a good job, so that you can afford to have the free time to study the subjects you want.

  149. Re:My degree by aaronl · · Score: 1

    CS is an applied science, remember; it's all about application of math theory. Soft. eng. is great if you want to be a code monkey, but for serious design and next generation concepts, you will need the math. If you don't understand what makes one algorithm better than another, and how to design one from scratch, how can you code anything that hasn't been implemented before. I sure wouldn't want to see someone try to do highly scalable code or cluster software without heavy math...

    The fun jobs use the math, excerise the heck out of your mind, are a lot of hard work, but are very rewarding! Science doesn't generally pay directly in money... it's the pursuit of knowledge and the rewards of discovery and creation.

  150. Jobs at Motorola by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    Motorola employs 300 programmers here, in Poland.

    I've got a good chance to get a job (passed the test, will be interviewed in monday). My chance job would be jr. software engineer (C,Perl,Linux) - is this worth a try? Does anyone here work for Motorola (or worked there in the past?) What are your impressions? Is this a good company for employees?

    Right now I have a job in a small-to-medium-size private firm. The salary is acceptable, the work OK even if slightly boring, should I leave if they find me suitable for the job at (M)? What salary could I ask/expect? What specific conditions should I prepare to?

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    1. Re:Jobs at Motorola by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

      Are you near Gdansk? I'm thinking about starting a small firm here.

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    2. Re:Jobs at Motorola by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Sorry, opposite end of the country.

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    3. Re:Jobs at Motorola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I worked at Moto for almost 6 years, in the U.S, as a Sr. Software Engineer (C, Perl, Solaris). As jobs go, it was pretty good: I learned a lot, put some good stuff on my resume, worked with some really skilled and intelligent people. They paid well, had good benefits, and really meant their corporate culture slogans, by and large.

      I survived 3 layoffs in that time, though: the fourth one gave me a very generous severance package when I decline to move halfway across America to stay inside Moto. You might want to do some web research and ask questions at your interview to find out whether you're likely to last longer at your current job, or at Moto. Or, if you want to follow Moto wherever you can, they do cool stuff all over the world.

  151. Re:My degree by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    I don't know if I would recommend it to others or not, but one of the smartest things I've ever done in an interview situation is essentially the same thing the grandparent did - telling the mostly clueless HR person conducting the interview "To be honest, I don't think we have anything more to discuss" and walking out. I was voluntarily unemployed at the time, too, having resigned from my previous position without another one secured. (No, that wasn't a dumb move; I had my reasons and it turned out right.) What made me walk out was partly the clue level, or lack thereof; partly it was finding that their idea of an interview consisted not of an interview but of sitting down and taking a test (prime sign of a screwed-up corporate culture combined with a clue level low enough that no one can tell whether technical interviewees know what they are doing or not; I have never before encountered such a thing at a non-government job), and partly when she brought up that they were looking to pay about $25K per year (this was for a *nix admin job in LA). I already had my mind halfway out the door even before she mentioned that, and my feet got up and followed at that point.

    Very shortly thereafter, I got a call from the company at which I am now very happily employed. It wasn't from HR. It was from the head of the development department, calling to set up a time for a telephone interview. That was then followed up with an in-person interview, and shortly thereafter, an offer letter. The first time I met, or even spoke with, anyone from HR was my first day on the job. That's how life ought to be.

    And do you know what? Even our HR people have clue. I think they're great. Now how often do you hear anyone say that? :-)

    Less than a year into this job, I've moved up to be a team leader, and now I make hiring decisions myself. And we still do it the way it was meant to be: we find our own applicants, look at *all* resumes, interview the best out of those, and let HR know which one we want to hire. Then they send out an offer letter and a drug test packet.

    I still shake my head when I think of that other place, and I'm so happy I walked out on them. I know that may seem like a rash move, but really, if a job is such a poor fit that you just couldn't stand working there (especially if what makes it a poor fit is clueslessness), unless you are literally staring hunger in the face and have nothing to fall back on, you're better of walking out. Even if you have to move in with you parents for a little while to save money while you job hunt, do it. It beats taking a horrible job at a horrible company. Those kind of jobs just bring you down. They bring your attitude down. They often even bring your skillset down. And they may bring your chances of getting a better job down, too.

    Hold out if you can. Move if you have to. Get into a job that is right for you, at a company that is right for you (and for which you are right, too) and you will prosper. You'll love to go to work. Even when the hours are long (this weekend I will have my first full days off in about two months, woohoo!) it won't seem bad.

  152. IBM In Italy by ChineseHell · · Score: 1

    IBM Italy didn't confirm 11 employee after a two year "educational" contract last July.

    Yes, It's the first time since 14 years...

    (In Italian)
    http://www.lomb.cgil.it/rsuibm/2004630.h tm

  153. Yes, But the big question is... by fatgeekuk · · Score: 1

    How are these jobs to be gained?

    Are they projections of the number of staff to be gained due to outsourcing deals.

    If it is, what is the longterm prognosis for these staff, will they be offshored quickly?

    Lies, Damned Lies and statistics.

    Sometimes the numbers are not the whole truth.

  154. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by rudolfel · · Score: 0

    I think Mexico si a good candidate ;-)
    At least in school we were thought that Mexico is in North America

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  155. They aren't trying to help you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're trying to help themselves, because they are a corporation. Capitalism, you xenophobic dumbass. By the way, where are your parents from?

  156. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or maybe they just didn't like you ?

    I've recently graduated with a Maths & CS degree and have recieved 4 job offers including a hedge fund, two IT consultancies (one defence, the other the largest in Europe) and a very large company working in the investment sector.

  157. Re:My degree by XemonerdX · · Score: 1

    Then they send out an offer letter and a drug test packet.

    A drug test packet? Wow... What retard came up with that one?!

  158. I WILL blame you!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>Don't blame me -- I'm voting for Nader.

    I WILL blame you! By voting Nader, you really are voting for Bush. Already, Nader's biggest funding is coming from big Bush fund-raisers who figure a vote for Nader would have otherwise gone to Kerry!

  159. L-1 Visa Loophole by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder how much of that third that will be in North America will be foreign nationals brought in on L-1 visas. American companies with offices abroad are allowed under the L-1 visa program to transfer workers without any of the restrictions of the H1-B, most notably the prevailing wage restriction. So, all a company has to do is hire workers in India, transfer them to the US on L-1 Visas, and pay them the Indian wage. The L-1 visa was originally intended to allow MANAGEMENT personnel to transfer - and the law was passed specifically so that Toyota and Honda could come to the US and build car plants under the supervision of their own managers. Since the law was written so loosely, it has morphed into allowing companies to send over any workers they want. I think this should be a hot election issue this fall because for one it is very unfair to companies who do not have foreign offices and also because the intent of the L-1 visa is not to subvert American jobs. Its unintended effect has been for huge multinationals to circumvent immigration law and also for the US to lose jobs to cheap overseas labor.

    1. Re:L-1 Visa Loophole by Alioth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Very few.

      IBM has clear internal processes on international assignments. I've been an international assignee with IBM, and they don't do it unless they REALLY REALLY need to. They pay international assignees very well - I was much more expensive for IBM than any of my Houston-based co-workers (my basic salary was similar, and on top of that I got about US$20,000 in international allowances). Additionally, they will upgrade your salary to meet the local conditions if they fall short.

      IBM generally avoid sending people on international assignment if they can because of the expense of doing so. The don't put people on L-1 visas to save money because it doesn't. They spent a lot of effort trying to work out how to send me home, but unfortunately they found me too valuable, so I ended up spending 7 years on IA.

    2. Re:L-1 Visa Loophole by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could come into my company and teach our managers that lesson! We have 50 Indians in our office and I can't tell you how difficult it is between training them on our different systems, not to mention the language barrier. However, my company doesn't pay them more... $6/hr w/ basic health care and dental (worth more than the $6, if you ask me).. so they may be saving money doing this.. I dunno, I'm just a cubicle drone..

    3. Re:L-1 Visa Loophole by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Report the company to the INS. They are almost certainly breaking the law if they are paying below the prevailing wage/salary for the job they are in.

    4. Re:L-1 Visa Loophole by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      That's the problem. The L-1 visa has no prevailing wage requirement.

  160. Re:Take CS as a minor. Major in something else by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    ah, but read what I said -- the marketing and business classes from schools are decidedly different from the skills you need in business; the language and an undesrstanding of that background though, must be learned.

    FWIW, I am both a small business owner and a developer.

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  161. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Frobnicator · · Score: 2, Interesting
    And of those 6K jobs, I'd wager most will be sales, marketing, or support roles with the actual development happening offshore.
    IBM has been filling the job-hunting sites with lots of those jobs lately. For a list, try dice. Note that most, about 3/4, seem to be (sales) consultants. Of the remaining quarter, a majority seem to be supporting existing installations and require a significant amount of travel. The few developer jobs, all but one that I looked at had a relativly high level of travel.

    Of course, that's just a sampling from the few pages of them I've looked at. I'm not going to go look through the almost 1000 jobs they have posted right now. Maybe on the last half, the ratios are reversed. But I doubt it.

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  162. Very Misleading Lou Dobbs link. by Shivetya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It implies that there were American's to take all the jobs that were sent overseas.

    As for jobs that are marketing, support, or admin. These are all valid positions and should not be discounted just because you or someone else doesn't feel they are the right jobs. I know quite a few people who make a great living in marketing, let alone support or similar.

    A lot of companies are overseas simply because to compete overseas you have to have a presence. A lot of people in the news industry ignore this requirement because it does not generate the headlines they desire, let alone drive their own agenda.

    What it comes down to is that many people just need to grow up and realize that there are jobs worth taking and its up to them to do so. People, including the media, spend to much time dwelling on the actions of big corporations, many of who are truly multinational, because it makes them feel better when they can create a "Bad guy" instead of taking account of themselves. The majority of jobs in the US are not from big businesses but instead from the small business. Lastly too many people are upset they are offered only what they are worth and not what they think they are worth. Time to move past the selfish attitude and realize they are not the center of the universe.

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    1. Re:Very Misleading Lou Dobbs link. by sgt_doom · · Score: 0

      I believe HP CEO Carly Fiorina said something similar to your post: "Americans don't have a God-given right to a job (but workers in CHina and India have a God-given right to an American job!)."

  163. Re:huh? by tufflove · · Score: 0

    Wahhhhh....sniff sniff...So I am a troll, eh? And a whiner? All I said was that these job reports are bullshit. The economy DOES stink, and lots of these jobs ARE NOT going to anyone in the U.S. I personally went back to being a sound engineer, which is MUCH more satisfying, though the hours can be rough, and finding gigs is hard to do sometimes. Since I have to frequent bars, and bars are usually recessiion proof, I can tell you that business is down quite a bit. To the point where clubs have stopped charging cover, whereas before people were willing to pay 10 bucks to get in no problem and throw down 70 bucks on liquor. Maybe if your a specialist in some of the fields that are in demand you are doing well, but trying to figure out what exactly will be in demand is much like playing stocks, a crapshoot. And if a near trillion dollar swing in the U.S. deficit, and 1000 dead and 10000 casulties is your idea of good stewardship, mod me as troll all you want, you are a fucking MORON...................

  164. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the most part, disregard most the replies here. It sounds like a number of people have been suffering from too much of linux zealotry the last few years. It tends to produce a jaded outlook.

    The correct attitude is: Get inspired, have an idea, implement it while keeping market forces in mind and get rich. Don't listen to them zealots who try to limit your choices to OSS or Linux etc. Do what is needed and what the market will pay for. I started my career by choosing to learn something that no one was willing to learn at the time: Assembler for 8088/86 for low level system programming (developing utilities- think sidekick and other TSR programs (TSR=terminate but stay resident)).

  165. Jobs are service jobs not techie jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is a need for under-educated
    low skill jobs at IBM and they are paying
    $7.00 / hour

  166. Re:My degree by HidingMyName · · Score: 1
    I haven't heard of any great indian computer scientist. The good ones will always survive.
    How about Arvind (he's pretty famous systems, parallel computing and architecture type), or Rajeev Motwani (famous database theory guy, well known for algorithms work too), Raj Reddy who won a Turing award for his work in 1994 for his work in Robotics/AI, Narendra Karmarkar in optimization theory (linear programming) or Raj Jain for performance analysis and network design? There are MANY famous Indian computer scientists (don't even get me started on data mining, that community is FULL of them), and although many now live outside India, some are returning (e.g Krithi Ramamritham).
  167. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Kosgrove · · Score: 1

    I'm not exactly on topic with regards to the parent, but let me put my 2 cents in here:

    Online sites are largely worthless for finding jobs. In "What Color Is Your Parachute", one of the best career-finding books out there, the author quotes that about 5% of people of those who try online services find their jobs there. The problem stems from the fact that anyone who's a member of the site can apply for the job, so you're just one resume in a gigantic stack. The key to finding a job is the personal connection.

    The author also cites an importatnt statistic (which I can't recell off the top of my head): small business make up the lion's share of jobs in the US - at least 66% or something like that. So, not only are large organizations like IBM more difficult to get into without a personal contact because of buracracy and infuriating HR departments, they have less jobs than smaller companies! Also, smaller companies are less likely to offshore your job, especially if computing is their core business.

    So instead of of trying Dice or Monster to get into IBM if you're unemployed, I would suggest getting a copy of a local business journal, finding some growing, privately owned companies, and calling them directly. You're MUCH more likely to be able to talk directly to the person who makes the hiring decision.

    I did just that, left a message for my current boss and said "My name is ... and I would like to work for you." He appreciated my initiative, and now I'm a happy employee.

  168. IBM just landed a huge contract with Dow Chemical by nka1993 · · Score: 1

    A lot of those jobs will be leveraged through their new contract with the Dow Chemical Company. see the following: http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1104_2-5294986.html

  169. Doesn't Help Binghamton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I grew up in Binghamton, New York, considered the birthplace of IBM. How about sending some of these jobs back their way? They've absolutely decimated that region with job cuts, and left toxic pollution in the ground destroying neighboring land value:

    http://www.talkinternational.com/news/news_envir o_ 031504-02.htm

    Lets not applaud them too quickly.

  170. Re:My degree by WindBourne · · Score: 1
    I pray that you are correct, but isn't that optimistic?

    Well, no. History is on my side on this one. In the late 80's, our economy had slowed. The IT world suffered as well, and everybody swore that IT was a disaster and all this outsourcing of blue collar jobs was happening. Well, the economy rebounded and next boom started with the opening of the internet. What was interesting was that HUGE players swore up one side and down another that the internet would not win out over AOL/Compuserve/MSN (the upcoming closed MSN). Well, that battle is over. The new place will be OSS. Assuming that whatever admin comes in does not try to support MS, then OSS will be the big winner. So how to apply that? We have the largest number of small businesses that have not been tapped. In addition, they are forced to use MS and pay a huge price. Another area is the home. Europe, Japan, and North America is primed for residential software on Linux. You can even copy current stuff over in MS world and win big due to the fact that they have not moved over. If competitors to major software were to move to Linux now, then in about 5 years, they would be the major players.

    Won't outsourcing continue to make programming jobs tougher to find?

    Jobs will not be like they were in late 90's, but it will not be like it has been for the last 2 to 3 years.

    Personally, I wouldn't recommend CS to people unless they really like school. Get a CE instead, because that's harder to outsource, and they teach you more practical stuff so that you'll be more employable. They teach you a little bit of programming as well, so you'll still have a shot at programming jobs.

    That is probably not bad advice. Currently, I am working on 2 start-ups. The first does network monitoring. This is a pure CS degree. The 2'nd is tackling home devices. During this time, I have longed for better knowledge to develop some of these, but have had to depend on others. A CE degree would have helped immensily, but a CS allows me to handle the side of the idea. More importantly, when we get going, we will have more CS than CE.

    Unless you want to go to grad school,...

    Personally, I think that everybody has to plan on going to grad school. If nothing else look at history (early 1900 only required read writing skills; by the 40's; an 8'th grade; by the 60's, High School; by the 80's a bachelors), or look at the fact that the only jobs that will not be outsourceable will be the company or land that you own. But you offer sage advice.

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  171. 19000 jobs... WORLDWIDE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This means like 100 of them are in the US.. ha ha ha.

  172. So what you're saying is by PMuse · · Score: 1

    18,800 x ~0.3 = ~5,600 jobs in the U.S.

    Still good, but we could have done without the inflation.

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  173. Re:huh? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    It's in MS Word because other than the ijits who want text in a html webform, all the others want MS word. Sending them a PDF is a bad idea, generally.

    My resume doesn't do the skills/tools list, I'm convinced that tends to look tacky. Former jobs, then education, then certifications last.

    Not a graphic designer, but not an asic engineer eiher. I generally do PC tech work, helpdesk, all lower rung stuff. Which means there are 500 asshats who are claiming they can do it also, can't, but will probably get away with it anyway, since this kind of work is only one step up from mouth breathing. The closest I get to designing ASICs is at home, when I play with a Xilinx CPLD.

    Maybe I should lie though... just that I suck at it so bad. Maybe I wouldn't have spent 5 years doing this kind of shit work.

    PS No Verilog, no ABEL? I guess the big stuff needs better tools.

  174. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey bloodbath, what type of business you persuing? This is windbourne.

  175. 'New' jobs something of a misnomer by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    As I understand it (from speaking to someone who's just seen it from the inside) the strategy is to aquire rather than recruit. So 6,000 people or so in North America will get their pay from a different company, they're not creating 6,000 new vacancies.

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  176. Economics 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These aren't new jobs people. What is IBM. IT's a service company. Do you really think they are making money o their crappy hardware? I know several companies which are fed up with their lack luster IT departments and are in negociations with ...yup IBM Global Services to outsource their entire IT department. I also know for a fact that internal certain divisions are being asked to cut headcount. Just as someone else mentioned, I think it was the Slotsky's Bacon House. If they have 500 jobs and outsource to IBM, which then adds these people to their head count...how is this adding jobs? IT's not...you would have to be a retard to think it is.

  177. fire, ship to 3rd world, hire locals at cut rate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what you are seeing.

    Being /., I of course freely admit that I did not RTFA. so how many of the 19k are to be 'graciously'(I'm sure how they view it) 'given' out in the US(at reduced wages)? I bet it deflates the impact they were going for when they bandied the 19k number about. Probably 18k $1/hr Habibs & 1k $20/hr Joes. BTW, the powers that be are really pushing for their dream of a police state by offering the incentive of $80k starting salaries for police(in Austin, Texas at least). Why think and educate when you can get paid hansomly to be a thug? Time to go beat up some hippies!

  178. 1KLOC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess you were there long enough to adopt IBMspeak.

  179. Re:Less CO2 by mjm1231 · · Score: 1

    But doesn't burning any organic material produce CO2? It doesn't seem likely to me that non-oil combustion engines would produce significantly less CO2 and other greenhouse gases than oil does.

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  180. Speaking as one of the 19,000.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I'm one who recently got hired with IBM, and I'm naturally enthusiastic about IBM's new wave of hiring, though, note that it's in the global services and business consulting services (formerly, Pricewaterhouse Coopers Consulting) and not the gee-whiz open source CS/IT jobs that spin the propellers on your heads -- and not necessarily Linux-based at all. Also, IBM has a pretty heavy IP agreement for their employees to sign (ie - they own every idea in our heads and every work of "authorship"). Hopefully I'm able be successful and contribute to IBM's success, though, under this economic climate and as a recent CS graduate, I'm just happy to have a job.

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  181. Partially true by Chagatai · · Score: 1
    While I do not want to be an apologist for the parent poster, as I believe that those actions are indicative of a ripe rat bastard, I would have to agree that there is a sufficient amount of bloat at IBM where people get recycled waaay to often.

    During my stint at IBM for four years, I saw many people get laid off from one position only to have another position mysteriously open for them to fill. Nine times out of ten this position would simply be labeled as a ubiquitous "project manager" role, where the person would simply get in the way of progress, fill out mindless forms, and be a thorn in the sides of many people. I recall on one occasion a young woman who joined my team as a "project manager" solely for the fact that she was young, relatively attractive, and had some connections with her sisters, also employees of IBM. On one occasion I berated her in an e-mail because it was obvious that she had no qualifications for the position and she was asking for information that was completely irrelevant. My manager asked me why I took such a tone, since, "she needs time to get familiar with the position and gain those skills." Funny, I thought that someone actually had to have the knowledge to get the new job...

    Anyway, my tirade aside, IBM suffers a great deal of bloat just due to its sheer size. I was glad to have other opportunities appear.

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  182. simple logic here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM (consulting I guess) adds 1/3 (about 6000) jobs in US.

    IBM hires a few contractors for emergency needs in US.

    IBM India hires 6000 in bangalore too, extra.

    a few months later, those 6000 are transferred over to IBM USA, because ' they could not find anyone qualified in USA'.

    6000 US jobs created and filled!

    problem solved.

  183. Re:Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa. Back the train up. I'm a racist asshole because I don't like to lose my job because some pencil pusher decided that it was "better for the company" if I was let go and then to hire people in another country. What was wrong with me? I was making the company a profit.

    Why don't you explain how that is racist attitude to one of my co-workers that was also let go at the same time I was, oh and by the way his wife was 8 month pregnant at the time. Or how about other co-workers of mine who were a couple years from retirement? And on top of it we were all profitable, typically billing 75-80% of the time. Although were not a cheap as off-shore labor, but of course we won't be, the cost of living is higher in industrialized nations than developing countries.

    This is not about race, this is about coporate greed. I was a profitable worker at IBM, but I was let go. Why? I'm making the company money. Why can't I have a steady job? Why can't I have a stable income to buy a house, food, clothing, etc? I'm all for developing countries developing, but not at the expense of my own livelyhood. We should all be able to eat, not just the Americans or the "darkies", as you put it.

  184. Re:huh? by sgtrock · · Score: 1
    My resume doesn't do the skills/tools list, I'm convinced that tends to look tacky.


    Actually, to some degree it depends where you want to end up. If you prefer working for bigger organizations, the skills/tools list is a must to get past the first automated keyword search that all HR departments seem to be moving to.

    You have to think about what you really want to do. You want to convince the hiring manager that you are the right person for a job. However, you first have to jump through a few hoops to get that interview. HR acts as a screening function, which is both good and bad.

    For example, I work in our enterprise architect group. We have a mix of oldtimers with decades of experience but little in the way of formal education and some younger people (the youngest is about 35) with masters and PhDs. Most of the oldtimers have been with our company for at least 15 years.

    I was an exception in many ways; I had only been with the company less than 6 years when I started working in enterprise architecture, I was younger than most at 39, and I didn't have a 4 year degree. I got the job based purely on my internal reputation.

    I don't think I'd get past the HR screening process now, even if my boss wanted to re-hire me. Heck, I'm not sure any of the oldtimers would get past the HR screeing process now. Why? Because HR won't even look at a resume if it doesn't have a 4 year degree on it. Yet some of our best EA types are the ones who have grown up with the company and have seen all kinds of projects come and go.

    So, if you have your skills/tools list built up, use it on your resume to get past the keyword search. If you don't like having one, add it as an appendix so it doesn't clutter up the body of your resume. If you don't have one at all, I strongly recommend putting one together. And as usual, don't lie. But don't sell yourself short when you're putting it together.

    For example, I had some limited exposure to satellite communications gear at my last duty station. When I hit the civilian market, I listed it, but I was prepared to talk about what I had learned and where I thought I needed more education.

    Then again, when I went for the job interview that got me hired here, I found when I went in that they preferred someone with some Token Ring experience. The whole company was wired with it at the time. My network background at that point was all WAN and Ethernet. I told them up front I had no TR experience at all, but I was willing to learn. Other than that, I was definitely qualified for the job.

    They called the headhunter I was working with and told her that I had the job before I got home. My guess is that at least a couple of the other people that they had interviewed had tried to bullshit them and they knew it.
  185. Re:My degree by sdcharle · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine was a programmer at IBM. He said his stint there started with several weeks of training, and the first thing they said in training was 'we are going to de-program you, then we are going to reprogram you'. Meaning clean all the junk you learned in college out of your minds and build back up.

  186. Re:Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is about you not realizing that Indian worker (or whomever it may have been) with the 8 month pregnant wife, barely running water, horrible sanitation, next to zero medical care, is just as deserving and important as you are in the grand scheme of things.

    I seriously hate people like you who judge the morality of an action solely based on how it affects THEIR personal well-being.

    (AND nitwit, outsourcing isn't actually a big problem overall. Sen Dan Drezner's excellent piece in Foreign Affairs. It's online. That's if you can be bothered to actually read something beyond a 5 sentence blurb on CNN.)

  187. Re:huh? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    Well, does it mean anything that I'm trying to point an old Primestar satellite dish at 105W? Just discovered that the LNB has radial markings, think I'm supposed to adjust it for skew.

    Or how about that I have about 90 TR ports here at home? I've got a few old Nubus/PDS Macs hooked up to it, haven't had the time to try and get my Sparcstation 2 to see it yet (can't find drivers for the card). Strangely, the PCMCIA token ring card on this linux laptop seems to work nicely, but the PCI card in my linux server barfs if it sees any network activity. But that same server has an ATM155 card, arcnet, localtalk, and a quad port ethernet. Still looking for a HIPPI card for it...

    I can name the major components of an ethernet card, heck, just about any electronic component is recognizable to me (guys, ever wonder why ethernet always has a 20mhz osc/crystal but token ring will have 16/48/64mhz?). Take it all the way to the other end, at software... past few months I've been tinkering with adding some sort of rudimentary VINES support to linux, but since all I have is a copy of Banyan 6.0, might take awhile.

    I'm designing my own transport protocol (just hope IANA doesn't steal 199 from me) and the routing protocol that it was meant for.

    I do lots of things, that always look awkward on a resume, and I sound even more awkward trying to explain them to an HR droid. I mean, really. DO they care or think that it's relevant that I just posted a "wanted: 10ft Cband dish" on freecycle.org?

    I'm resigned to the fact that I'll never be more than a lowly little PC technician. It just sucks that everyone makes it so damn hard to find even those jobs.

    Oh, and for those of you who have done this repair, can anyone beat my 10m53s motherboard replacement on an iBook? This is without pinching any of the cables, or causing any damage...

  188. Re:huh? by randyest · · Score: 1

    Verilog (and VHDL) for sure. I didn't list them all, but those are pretty much a given.

    ABEL is a definite no-no. I think that's pretty much limited to FPGA and basic state-machine design. Or at least that's the only place I've seen it (college.)

    Why not go to school and get more degreeage. You sound fairly smart and curious (most PC techs can't spell CPLD, in my experience.) I think you may be shortchanging yourself.

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  189. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
    ...worthless for finding jobs. In "What Color Is Your Parachute", one of the ...
    Yes, I know. That wasn't what I was mentioning. And yes, it's a great book.

    I was just commenting that IBM has spammed the databases with thousands of jobs, and that from a really quick sample, they were roughly 2/3 sales jobs, 1/3 installation jobs, and <1% programming jobs.

    I was not implying anything about how likly it was for any individual to find a job using those engines, nor anything else about them. Only a quick point that dice lists over 1000 of the ~6000 jobs they say will be in the US, and their seeming lack of actual development work.

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  190. Re:huh? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    Unemployment and bad credit both = no chance in hell of college. Wish I knew what I wanted to do out of highschool, my SAT score pretty much guaranteed some kind of aid. Stupid guidance counselor pushed me towards nursing, lasted a little over a year.

  191. Re:huh? by sgtrock · · Score: 1

    If I were a hiring manager, yes, your personal experience would definitely interest me. You sound like the kind of guy that is all too rare nowadays; a Jack of all Trades that's extremely good at applying theory to practice.

    The trouble is, I'll bet dollars to doughnuts you've never realized that's exactly what you're doing. You probably operate at an almost unconcious level on the theoretical side, and have a hard time explaining why exactly you chose the solution that you did for any problem.

    Unfortunately, this makes you a tough sell to HR departments. You really do need to start thinking through how to better package your skillsets if you're looking for something that's more challenging than PC repair.

    Besides, it looks like even board level repair of PCs is going to start drying up. We're going to see more and more of these $300 to $500 boxes coming out over the next few years. And the price will probably keep dropping. People will start treating them like throw aways here pretty quick. It really is time to think about a career move.

  192. Re:huh? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    True that it's drying up, but I tend to do more rollouts. Which is exactly as hard as unboxing something, and plugging it into the wall. Some have been better, I was the guy chosen to do data migration on about 3500 laptops, mostly because I realized that when we could dump data over the network, you could pull the 2.5" out of a powerbook, and put it in the secondary HD bay of a IBM T20... all you needed was a HFS driver. The supposedly smart coworkers (who went on to more jobs at that place) were like "wait, macintosh and PC hard drives are the same?". I felt like slapping them.

    BTW, Offtopic: for those of you that care (who knows, this might show up in a google search), to get 105W with a primestar dish, you must adjust the skew on the LNB itself. Loosen the 4 bolts, and twist it... + is counterclockwise, - is clockwise. Easy to miss, with the plastic cover the things have on them... now to restream my 2700, and tune in Nimiq1! Shame I only have the one linear... or I'd start working on my DirecPC modem. If you could sniff it, wait for someone to download an iso, it would be almost like spare bandwidth.

  193. Re:My degree by Bloodbath · · Score: 1

    I would send you a private message, but I'm not sure if you can do that on slashdot? Anyway, here's the answer:

    I'm working on a video game. I've been planning this for a long time. I have a 3d engine already written (although a lot of work still needs to be done on it). I'm currently working on the story, which is taking me a while because this is one of those games where story is pretty important, and I want this story to be as good as possible. Once I finish the engine and the game design (the hardest part of that being the story), then I have some investors who are willing to give me the money to hire some artistic talent. Once the art is done, I'll take the finished (or nearly finished) game to publishers. Hopefully they will like it and we will all make lots of money :)

  194. Re:Are These Outsourced Or Here by Kosgrove · · Score: 1

    That's why I said I was offtopic from your original post. I was really just taking an opportunity to rant about how to conduct a job search. :)

    If you look at my posting history, a lot of my posts are about that, because I was sitting at home jobless and reading slashdot all day.

  195. Techies are worth no more than plumbers by briancnorton · · Score: 1
    I fail to understand how techies bitch and moan when offered jobs making the same as a skilled tradesman. If you cut the crap, computers are no more complicated than plumbing, it takes less schooling to be "certified" and you don't have to be licensed, bonded, or insured.

    Go ahead guys, price yourself out of the market and act suprised when you don't have a job.

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  196. Re:huh? by randyest · · Score: 1

    Unemployment and bad credit both = no chance in hell of college.

    I hope I'm not out of line (or dragging this out too long) when I say -- that's not true. You can still get grants and loans (cheap loans, with lots of deferment time before you have to pay.) Credit is irrelevant to grant/loan approval for students.

    I was unemployed with horrendous credit when I decided to get a GED (yes, I dropped out in 11th grade) and go back to school at 23. I think you had to be, at the time, 24 to avoid having your parental income counted in your assets when checking your ability to get grants (loans are practically unlimited, and the rate I pay now is less than 3%). Unless, as I did, you can establish that you've been living on your own/supporting yourself for 12+ months. Grants would have been enough if I'd have been willing to give up ganja and girls a bit more.

    Go to a state school (cheap, lots of aid.) If you're a minority of any kind it's even easier (lots of scholarships available, many earmarked for minorities.) Suck it up and take the loans. It's worth it. If you manage to graduate (with a useful degree -- we're not talking English or History major here, I hope) you'll never notice the debt.

    I lived OK (in an apt., off campus, at Univ. Florida) but nothing fancy for 4 years. I accrued about $18k in debt (for living expense and tuition that grants didn't cover) but it's the best $18k I ever spent. I pay $120ish a month for that now, which I don't even notice (making well into 6-figs.)

    If you're older, mature, ready to learn and work hard, you'll own those classes and come out with a fat GPA and a nice entry-level salary (I started at $50k in '97, more than triple that now 7 years later.) It was worth it to me, and most of those I know that did it.

    Contrast with out-of-high-school fuckoffs for whom mommy pays tuition and room/board. You've worked for a living and know what it's like. You've (presumably) got motivation. And very little to lose.

    Please consider it.

    If not, 's OK. It was fun talking to you. I've never met you but somehow I think you're a pretty cool person with something to offer the world and yourself. I don't think you're doing all you can. Which is fine, but may get boring for you. Just don't assume there are not other options -- I went to school with 45-year olds who kicked ass because of their motivation.

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  197. Re:My degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the next 24 hours, send to me at bloodbath@raab.windbournetech.com. Interesting stuff. I will have to show what we are up to.

  198. Re:Less CO2 by Alioth · · Score: 1

    Yes it does produce CO2.

    But CO2 is actually in a cycle. The current problem is we are digging up oil from the ground, and adding CO2 to the atmosphere - increasing the percentage of CO2.

    If, for example, you made a factory that harvests algae to make diesel (an algae plant would most likely be more an industrial than a farming process), guess where the carbon from the algae came from?

    It comes from CO2 in the air. Plants (corn for alcohol, algae for biodiesel etc.) all get their carbon from the air. Therefore if you burn the products of plants you've just grown, although you're putting CO2 in the air, it's CO2 that was already in the air anyway because that's where the plant got it from.

    We get our carbon from our food, but plants get their carbon from the air. If all we ever did was burn fuels that we got from plants we had just grown, the global CO2 content would never change as it'd be a closed cycle. The energy to do this is coming from the Sun (photosynthesis). Plants get their biomass from sunlight + CO2 in the air.

  199. Re:My degree by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    We can give them what they want, and more important, what they need. Alas, HR is so stuck on changing "It would be nice if he had..." Into "Must have..." and they're so focussed on making exact matches that they can't see how somebody can become a perfect fit with a little patience. In most companies, today, HR rejects dozens of resumes from people the managers would be glad to get simply because they don't have the right "magic word."

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  200. Re:Misleading link by ApproachingLinux · · Score: 1

    I work for one of the companies on the list and I agree with the other posters that the list is misleading. To give you one example, ... we do contracts for British customers through our UK office and those contracts specify that we use British nationals whenever possible. We aren't outsourcing American jobs, we're complying with the British customers requests not to outsource their UK jobs to the US. Of course, finding this out would take too much time and it wouldn't be as splashy a story for CNN ... what ever happenned to real journalism ?