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  1. Re:/. Millionaire on Mozilla Starts Bug Bounty Program · · Score: 1

    Or a nickel for every regurgitation induced.

  2. Re:Also... on 70% Of 2004 Virus Activity Down To One Man · · Score: 1
  3. Re:You probably won't hear it on Database Glitch Grounds American/US Airways · · Score: 1
    Example 1 - The pilot and co-pilot can't eat the same meal. That way, only one of them can get food poisoning.

    Now, that's a very good idea.

  4. Re:Image Incorrectness on Database Glitch Grounds American/US Airways · · Score: 1

    memory.dmp

    The default location is either the Windows/WINNT or System32 directory.

  5. Re:Wait for the exploits on IBM Announces Chip Morphing Technology · · Score: 1
  6. Re:Firefox on Microsoft to Issue Out-of-Cycle Patch for IE · · Score: 1
    Good, cause firefox has render problems on slashdot all the time (where as IE doesn't).

    It's not Firefox, Taco picked these colors on PURPOSE. It looks like the same shit in Firefox, Opera and IE.

  7. ObSimpsons on NIST Proposes Abandoning DES · · Score: 1

    Mr. Simpson, are you going to buy those toads or just lick them?

  8. Re: Short pages at Tom's on AMD Releases Sempron Earlier Than Expected · · Score: 1

    Some of the moderators purchase their "recreational" smokes from the same place Darl McBride does. Didn't you know that?

  9. Re:it makes sense on On the Supercomputer Technology Crisis · · Score: 1
    I don't necessarily trust the supercomputing expertise of a bunch of Lunix fanboys

    Well, if you don't like Lunix, give Linux or BSD a try.

  10. Re:By "performs abysmally" on AMD Releases Sempron Earlier Than Expected · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keep reading. Tom's hardware probably states your point across pages 43-51 of their review, sandwiched between the ads and [NEXT PAGE]

  11. Easy out on DVD-Watching Driver Charged with Murder · · Score: 1
    Alaska has no laws prohibiting drivers from watching DVDs, although many other states do.

    Use a VCR instead and you're golden!

  12. ObFamilyGuy on Debugging in Plain English? · · Score: 1

    Peter: "Why did my program die?"
    Debugger: "Because you touch yourself at night."

  13. Re:how does it respond to... on Debugging in Plain English? · · Score: 1
    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY THESIS GO???

    "Beep, beep, beep."



    And was it, like, a really good thesis? Did your PC, like, EAT your thesis?

  14. Just watched a documentary on this on The Internet Meets the Neural Net · · Score: 1

    The key is, make sure you use an inhibitor chip to keep the arms from controlling you. Important tip! A blue Christmas tree light seems to be too fragile for such applications.

  15. Re:River on U.S. Nuclear Cleanup Carries Major Risks · · Score: 1

    MEANWHILE, back at the Hall of Justice, Aquaman makes himself a sandwich! Using his telepathic powers, Aquaman summons a can of sardines!

  16. Re:The Lord of the OS on Former Windows Chief on Microsoft Vs. Open-Source · · Score: 1
  17. Wow! on NBC Aims For Stability Through Redundancy In Athens · · Score: 1
    a massive 1210 hours of coverage

    Given NBC's track record, that's almost 3 WHOLE HOURS of real, actual Olympic events amidst the 1207 hours of "what they fed their kids for breakfast while they were struggling to prepare for the Olympics" mini-series.

  18. Re:"Microsoft Two-Step?" on GNU/Linux Clears Gov't Procurement Hurdles · · Score: 2, Funny

    "3 Finger Diddle" perhaps?

  19. Re:why popular? on GNU/Linux Clears Gov't Procurement Hurdles · · Score: 1
    Apparently there's more to this Active Directory thing than just being a bit of a hockey LDAP implementation that stores some authentication data and policies.. I must be missing something..

    Yes, you are. Active Directory isn't just for hockey. Hell, you don't even have to be in sports to use it.

  20. Re:It do Work here on GNU/Linux Clears Gov't Procurement Hurdles · · Score: 1

    "Smooth move, Ex-Lax" (Ex-Lax being a chemical laxative) is a sarcastic accolade given to someone who has made a silly or foolish mistake. It is not a complement. Example: Show off dribbling a basketball, go between your legs and smack your own nuts in front of the people you were trying to impress can earn you that accolade. It doesn't seem to fit with what you were saying.

  21. Re:WOW, Slashdot is teh sucks! on System Downtime, Maintenance · · Score: 1
    It's DARK out there!

    That's good. The yellow face, it burns us!

  22. Re:A new paradigm of sorts on Mozilla Foundation Turns 1 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Of course, 0.9.1 bitching at every start to upgrade to 0.9.2, and 0.9.2 bitching at every start to upgrade to 0.9.1 might be driving downloads as well.

  23. Title Change on Red Hat Vs. The Lawyers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So did the "Ambulance Chasers" send Taco a threatening letter about ajs calling them names?

  24. Re:Actually... on Top Ten Linux Configuration Tools? · · Score: 2, Funny
    I hate being a Linux virgin.

    You're preaching to the choir. Or did you mean that you're new to using/installing Linux?

  25. Re:Computer Management.. on Top Ten Linux Configuration Tools? · · Score: 1

    If you liked MMC.exe, you should try FDISK /MBR