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70% Of 2004 Virus Activity Down To One Man

arpy writes "According to a report produced by anti-virus software provider Sophos, 70% of anti-virus activity in the first half of this year can be blamed on Sven Jaschan, an 18-year-old German who wrote the Netsky and Sasser worms. According to the report, "Sasser claimed the top spot of the virus chart, in spite of the raging battle between the widespread Netsky and Bagle worms." The Register has a good summary of the report."

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  1. Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I could of sworn it was Bill Gates..

    1. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by hummassa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of this was about Bill Gates, the headline would be "99.9% of 2004 virus activity down to one man" :-)

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    2. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.. Bill and co was responsible 100%!

      They left him out of the list to ensure a level playing field.

    3. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I could of sworn it was Bill Gates..

      Oh, could you of now?

    4. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      As opposed to 99.9% of anti-virus activity.

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    5. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this was about Bill Gates, the headline would be talking about 99.9% pf this decade's virus activity.

    6. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Me, I would have placed the blame squarely on all of the admins out there who allowed their systems to be compromised by the worms in the first place. That includes the admins of the e-mail systems of ISPs. It's time to start placing blame where it belongs. Security is a job function, not a function of the system. An {OS/mail system/website/whatever} is only as secure as its admin.

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    7. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can say thae MS/Bill Gates are part for the reason for the large distrobution of the viruses becourse of their lack of securety when making windows.

      It's a good thing with the viruses, because many people start to look on diferent solutions, which will not be innfectet in the same amount as Windows, such as BSD and Linux.

      So, would MS/Bill Gates do tings on purpose that would weaken his position in the marked? I would not tink so. not on purpose annyway..

    8. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Security is a job function, not a function of the system

      Nonsense, it's both. Also, the users count as well. To what degree each factors in is a policy decision - it's by no means absolute.

    9. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Me, I would have placed the blame squarely on all of the admins out there who allowed their systems to be compromised by the worms in the first place.

      You mean that it's Joe user's fault that his DSL connected PC got infected? What do you suggest we do about that?

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    10. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure! Who could be responsible for 99.9% of viruses? Bill Gates could, of everyone in the computer industry. *grin*

      Also, if this guy can write such hardy software, shouldn't companies who write mission-critical or real-time systems be snatching him up?
      -os

    11. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean that it's Joe user's fault that his DSL connected PC got infected? What do you suggest we do about that?]

      Joe User probably isn't a computer expert, and he isn't PAID to maintain security of a system. Yes, technically he's the admin of his own little PC and DSL connection.

      But I believe the grandparent post was saying to blame "ADMINS," those whose job it is to stop this stuff.

      It's their job to maintain proper security, apply patches, use recent virus software, watch over incoming / outgoing traffic and email, and lock down ports if necessary.

      It's the large centers that really help spread the virus all over the dang place; ISP's, corporations, free email providers, etc.

      Joe Use might spread a small number of people from his Outlook Express address book (who in turn infect another small number). These large data centers can spread hundreds or thousands of users within a few hours if they're not careful.

    12. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by LordGibson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right, it is time to start placing blame where it belongs - with the bastards writing the viruses and spreading them. I suppose now you want to go after police every time someone gets shot. Surely it's not the fault of the guy pulling the trigger. Damn cops, if they would only get out of the donut shop and do their jobs no one would ever be murdered again. . .

    13. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Wait, you're saying that Joe user isn't responsible for maintaining/keeping his PC's software up to date?

      It amazes me how many people use computers, but do not want to be responsible for them, nor do they want to learn how to maintain them. They just want it to work, and expect everything to be totally simplistic. Sorry, we're not in the year 2100.

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    14. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by theCoder · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you...

      That includes the admins of the e-mail systems of ISPs.

      How many ISPs have had their email systems compromised by viruses or worms? Unless they happen to be using Exchange as a mail server (and I can't think of a good reason for an ISP to do that), I'd guess not many. And I don't blame mail admins for not stripping out various attachments that users open and infect themselves with. Especially now that many worms have started putting themselves in encrypted zip files to prevent detection, and users still find a way to get infected (and yet somehow, Linux is too hard to use for the average person :) ). If we start placing blame on mail admins, how long until we start expecting Internet routers to filter out worms? (which will fundamentally break the Internet even more, btw -- the middle of the Internet is supposed to be a bunch of dumb routers, not smart filters)

      Maybe if there were some reprocussions for distributing worms and viruses, including those who were infected by the malware, people might start being more careful with their systems (or start using systems less likely to be infected). Let's face it -- people with systems at home connected to the Internet are responsible for their own administration. If they can't do that, then they need to pay someone to do it for them, not claim that they're not responsible.

      Now watch me get flamed for suggesting that poor, "innocent" Grandma on her cable connection should be held responsible for the attacks her computer launches on other Internet hosts...

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    15. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by nFriedly · · Score: 1

      i gotta agree: it is the job of the admins to protect the system, but when a system gets infected, most of the blame should still goe to the jackass who wrote it

    16. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      How can an admin do ANYTHING if the moron secretary click on "naked Brad Pitt" picture(!)

      There is a company, Israeli one so I joked them as "nazi", eSafe, believe they didn't like the joke... They produce proactive stuff watches EVERY move of user and the programs, what you get is 10% of CPU usage.

      Security you say... What about the reality? E.g. social relations, the OS'es amazing lack of functionality on security etc?

    17. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      Oh I get it,

      so its the sysadmins fault for there being no 48 hour days needed to secure and patch windows systems?

      "/Dread"

    18. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      In most cases, you're right. But look how long it took MS to come up with a patch for Download.Ject - there are often unpatched vulnerabilities and you can't always just stop services and close ports against these threats for fear of losing other systems.

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    19. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      Security is a job function, not a function of the system

      So the first Little Pig's problem is that he wasn't weaving the straw very well.

      How much can you do with weak materials?

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    20. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Jahf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wait, you're saying it is the initial victim's fault that the virus authors wrote malicious code -and- released it publicly?

      I think if you're going to lay the responsibility chain, it lies primarily with the virus author.

      Subsequently, the responsibility lies on the DSL service provider who KNOWS they are selling to often uninformed users and yet fail to provide adequate first (NOC) or second level (CPE) protection for these users.

      Next responsility lands in the laps of those people who wrote software that was prone to infection.

      Last, reponsibility makes it to Joe User at that point and then recycles to the beginning for any systems that his infection spreads to.

      So I, as the end user, have -final- responsibility, but not primary responsibility nor -blame- for the infections. ... Think of it in terms of vandalism ...

      The primary person responsible for vandalism is ... the vandal.

      Subsquent responsibility (for prevention) is law enforcement. Is law enforcement to blame for the vandalism? Only if they do less than is required to reasonably address the situation (I don't expect them to spend all day hunting down the tagger 3 blocks over, but I -do- expect them to patrol all the blocks as much as they can without hampering other worthy law enforcement activities).

      Making the assumption that I know that I live in an area where people are vandalizing property, I will probably buy paint and materials that are durable enough to be washed/repaired (if I don't, we hit the next level) ... it is now the responsibility of that company to make materials that are up to the job. It won't stop the vandals, that is the job of the police, but it should make their vandalism as hard as possible to have a permanent effect.

      Last, I am responsible for -using- the materials above, I am responsible for calling law enforcement if there is an infraction so that they can address it. However, if I fail to do the above all that happens is the 2nd and 3rd levels of responsibility are void. I am still not responsible for the unknown vandal having decided to unleash their frustrations on my neighborhood.

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    21. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Fished · · Score: 0
      You mean that it's Joe user's fault that his DSL connected PC got infected? What do you suggest we do about that?
      Well, I would suggest that Joe User get a better computer. www.apple.com.

      All kidding aside, we cannot entirely excuse the consumer's part in this. Why on earth would user's accept the notion of computers that are this reliable? It seems to boil down to saving a buck by the purchase of inferior products. And as long as consumers are willing to accept the unreliability of present computer systems, there will always be companies willing to bring such systems to market.

      Note that the issue is not the operating system - half of consumers probably don't even know what an OS is - but the system as a whole. When consumers demand a better system and stop buying and using email clients that expose them to this garbage, Microsoft will get their act together. Not before.

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    22. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean that it's Joe user's fault that his DSL connected PC got infected?

      Yes. He should have been running Windows Update regularly (preferably using the convenient "auto-update" feature that Microsoft provide for this very reason), and he should also have been using some form of anti-virus software.

      There is no excuse for failing to take these basic precautions, any more than there is any excuse for driving a car with loose wheels and no cap on the gas tank, or having casual sex without contraceptives.

      What do you suggest we do about that?

      Bring back corporal punishment. A night in the stocks should convince even the dumbest user that it's worth learning more about his computer than which button you press to surf the intarweb.

    23. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it in terms of vandalism ...

      The primary person responsible for vandalism is ... the vandal.


      But the victim gets zero sympathy if he takes zero precautions.

      Let's try a simple test. You go out, leaving all your doors and windows unlocked and your alarm unset. I'll come in and spraypaint dirty pictures all over your kitchen. It will then be your job to convince the insurance folk that you deserve compensation - good luck.

    24. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Phisbut · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Are you sure its Sven Jaschan?

      Definately not... The story header here claims that "70% of anti-virus activity in the first half of this year can be blamed on Sven Jaschan", that makes a good headline for sure, but the FA itself says "Sven Jaschan, teenage author of the Sasser worm and member of Skynet, the gang responsible for distributing Netsky, confessed in May".

      So 70% of the virus activity has been done by one group of hackers, not by a single hacker.

      Facts people, we want facts!

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    25. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a Scientific American article from a while back about about scale-free networks.

      The gist of it is if a retired person who only goes to the store once a month gets sick, he can only infect the people at the store. (If he's still sick.) Conversely, if a tutor at a college gets sick, he risks infecting the hundreds of people he deals with every week.

    26. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How can an admin do ANYTHING if the moron secretary click on "naked Brad Pitt" picture(!)"

      Or in our case, the director who clicked on Anna Kournikova ;-)

    27. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What do you suggest we do about that?

      Set up virus scanners at the ISP level - any mail that passes through an ISP's MTA gets scanned for viruses, double-extensioned attachments that would indicate possible worm payload (ie: anything that Windows will auto execute) should be bounced back to the sender with an "Unable to relay due to potential virus infection, see [website] for why we blocked this" error with instructions on how to fix it. Of course, that won't kill all routes but it'll guard a lot of people.

      Next block windows RPC ports at the router level, don't even route traffic between subscriber lines within the ISP network - I'm on Zen and, while Zen block access to windows ports from outside the network, once one machine inside is infected it spreads like mad. Some two thirds of my firewall logs are hits from infected machines owned by other zen subscribers. If people need to share files with remote machines they should use tunnels or VPN.

      Finally ISPs should also periodically portscan at least ports 0 to 1024 on subscriber machines and email those running machines without a firewall informing them that they are running a vulnerable box and provide instructions for how to lock it down. Those who fail two months of portscans without providing a valid reason why or start generating virus traffic are sandboxed with restricted email and web access to ISP instructions for how to get out of the sandbox.

      Of course, none of this is actually going to happen because ISPs will see it as likely to scare people off.

    28. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by DrCash · · Score: 1

      Or you could just blame it on all of the lusers in the world that are stupid enough to actually open such a blatantly obvious virus-laden email attachment!

    29. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "That includes the admins of the e-mail systems of ISPs."

      Does this also include enterprises where the DHCP server becomes compromised by laptops that are monkeyed around with by engineers? Take your time, I see you thought the original post through.

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    30. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by rd4tech · · Score: 1

      While on that, pay the firemen by the number of fire they are dealing with a year..... oh wait...

    31. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Nascar_Geek · · Score: 0

      Well the first thing I would suggest is that DSL and Cable companies explain to users that they should have a firewall and some up-to-date antivirus software installed!
      Allowing them to get online without understanding the risks is NOT doing them a favor. A large percentage of computers that I have seen come in for service belong to people who don't understand that they are vulnerable. When you explain things to them they ask "Why didn't my DSL provider tell me this?". Now they are facing paying for some security software and the repair bill.

    32. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      You mean that it's Joe user's fault that his DSL connected PC got infected? What do you suggest we do about that?

      If Joe User is connecting to the Internet, he's connecting through an ISP. An ISP with people on staff whose job it is to know better than Joe User how to combat these threats. A staff who knows that you put virus filters on e-mail. As one poster commented, simply putting a block on all double-extentioned attachments (or all executable attachments) would eliminate most virus vectors. Locking down ports so that viruses can't spread is another simple to implement but highly effective protective measure. Of course, ISPs aren't likely to do this for fear of driving away customers, but if they ALL did it, there be no place for those customers to go.

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    33. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by rainer_d · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > You mean that it's Joe user's fault that his DSL
      > connected PC got infected?

      Yes.
      Just like it's my fault when I never put my car through the yearly inspection and let its brakes rot, I can (and probably will) be made at least partially responsible for the next accident I'm involved - even if some drunken asshole crashes into my car though I have right of way.

      If you don't know how to fix it, pay someone who knows. I have no problem admitting that I cannot fix my own car (I can drive it, and look-up what the various warning-lights mean, mostly resulting in calls to "tech-support") and that I have to pay someone to do that.
      Nobody has problems with that in any other area of modern life !
      Only with PCs and Windoze, the most fucking fragile, error-prone, bug-ridden technical achievement since the invention of the light-bulb people think it's different.

      Now, if people would realize how often their Windows-PC really needs a "service-man" compared to their cars, they'd think twice about buying a computer again - even more so for ones equiped with a Windows-OS.

      Rainer

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    34. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      Does this also include enterprises where the DHCP server becomes compromised by laptops that are monkeyed around with by engineers?

      I really have no idea what you're asking here. Could you provide an example?

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    35. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "But I believe the grandparent post was saying to blame "ADMINS," those whose job it is to stop this stuff.

      It's their job to maintain proper security, apply patches, use recent virus software, watch over incoming / outgoing traffic and email, and lock down ports if necessary."


      And suffer from interminable complaints from dumbasses who like blaming someone else that their DSL is being 'censored'. BTW, neither you or the grandfather post seem to have any real understanding of the administrators job if you think they can be blamed for 'not locking down ports', or indeed their job is wiping user's bottoms.

      "These large data centers can spread hundreds or thousands of users within a few hours if they're not careful."

      And a butter knife can kill thousands in the right hands. Nothing more embarrassing than shoving several thousand spam emails down the big fat pipe to your upstream provider, so it's something we avoid.

      "Joe Use might spread a small number of people from his Outlook Express address book (who in turn infect another small number)."

      Do you know how multiplication works? Or any clue as to how geometric spread starts?

      Say 'small number' is 'five'. The orginal vector goes to five, second generation is 25, third generation is 125, fourth generation is 625, fifth generation is 3125...get it?

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    36. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "he should also have been using some form of anti-virus software."

      Yeah, because that makes the machine invulnerable to worms.

      "He should have been running Windows Update regularly"

      Funnily enough, I do. Didn't stop me enjoying the 'rinse/repeat' cycle from the RPC worm when it started moving through the network, because it turns out that the RPC patch didn't 'take' from windows update on my secondary machine. Likewise, how do you know when a given vulnerability has been patched, and that you have the patch installed?

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    37. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      Your suggestions are all perfect, although the RPC ports should include NetBIOS ports for DSL customers; anything else is going to be a tad restrictive for those of us doing more than web and email.

      "Of course, none of this is actually going to happen because ISPs will see it as likely to scare people off."

      Fallacy. ISPs don't do it because they fought hard and long to be considered 'carriers' rather than responsible for the content of the network. Overt moves in censoring or controlling the information could open them up to litigation, not to mention a whole slew of complaints from both sides of the censorship argument.

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    38. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many ISPs have had their email systems compromised by viruses or worms?

      Sorry, that wasn't properly worded. My intent was to say a mail system that allows them to go through. ISPs are now starting to put spam filters on their mail systems, why not AV filters as well?

      Unless they happen to be using Exchange as a mail server

      I administered Exchange servers for 6 years, never once had a virus on my networks, never once had it used to relay spam, and never once had it compromised. Any Exchange admin who says Exchange can't be secured is too lazt to RTFM and should be fired.

      how long until we start expecting Internet routers to filter out worms?

      About 7-8 years ago when it first started becoming a HUGE issue.

      (which will fundamentally break the Internet even more, btw -- the middle of the Internet is supposed to be a bunch of dumb routers, not smart filters

      That's nice, and the highways are supposed to be havens of safe drivers who never cut anyone off, never drive while talking on the phone and no one needs a license to drive. However, once more and more people hit the highways the government stepped in and started requiring everyone to at least show a basic level of competence before getting behind the wheel. Times change, even moreso with computers and the Internet, and so definitions and paradigms need to change. The idea of a completely free and open Internet is a nice nostalgic memory, but it's over. If we're going to let any person connect to it, we need to put systems in place to protect those people from the predators that exist there.

      Now watch me get flamed for suggesting that poor, "innocent" Grandma on her cable connection should be held responsible for the attacks

      This discussion thread revolves firmly around the idea that Grandma is using Windows, let's change it and assume she's using Linux, setup by her loving grandson to protect her from these kinds of problems. Let's say there's more and more grandmothers out there using Linux in this fashion. How long until a spammer figures out an easy way to get a preconfigured Sendmail on her machine?

      You've received an animated greeting card from your grandson, in order to view it, you'll need the Bebopper plugin! Follow these easy instructions to install it!

      Click this link: www.imaspammer.com/bebopper.rpm

      Click the terminal button.

      Cut and paste this line into the terminal window and provide your root password when asked. That's it, you're done! su rpm -Uvh bebopper.rpm


      Tada! Grandma's now got Bebopper installed. Whose fault is it now? Grandma? The spammer? The ISP? The grandson for giving her the root password?

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    39. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "Could you provide an example?"

      Sure. A laptop is brought into the enterprise and connected to the network; DHCP produces a lease for the laptop, which then starts to probe the entire network as it's inside the DMZ.

      Now, the laptop is taken home by the engineer, who doesn't really care what happens to it. He's got support at the office, so he doesn't bother with AV or a firewall, someone else'll fix it for him when it goes wrong.

      What's your solution?

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    40. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Me, I would have placed the blame squarely on all of the admins out there who allowed their systems to be compromised by the worms in the first place.

      In that twisted logic, I suppose you would blame gunshot victims for not wearing a bullet-proof vest or upgrading to the newest models when better armor piercing bullets came out.

      Are some admins just lazy who don't do their jobs? Yes. But an admin can't always patch right away.

      Remember in most corporate environments, admins can't simply patch a system when a new patch comes out. MS has burned them too many times with bad patches and this problem isn't an issue of the far past. Just last year, MS released a patch that crippled a computer's network connections. They released a fix online for the patch, but if you have no Internet, how do you get it?

      Admins have to test them first before rolling it out. In some cases this may take up to six months. If they put in a bad patch, it's their blame not MS.

      In some companies, admins have been plaqued with downsizes and more duties. This means for some of them security is just another load they have to tackle with normal admin duties.

      I think most admins would not want the 10+ hours it takes to clean up a virus/worm. They don't have much of a choice in many cases.

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    41. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by tiger99 · · Score: 1

      ....., none of which is due to Bill Gates. We might be able to increase that to 0.00000001% if the alleged security measures in Latehorn actually do anything at all.

    42. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      What's your solution?

      Lock down the laptop. Remove him from the local administrators group, harden the FS so that he has write access to his personal folders only. Install AV and a personal firewall on the machine. If he can't uninstall or reconfigure the AV or firewall, then you know it's for the most part protected. Setup an internal Windows Update site (it's not that hard) and setup the laptop to automatically perform its updates when it connects to the corporate network.

      Now, you're thinking: "That's great in an ideal world, but if I tell this guy I have to lock down his laptop, not only from the world but from HIM, it's never going to happen!" Right? Then, you have a bigger problem, you work for a company that doesn't see the value or risks in technology. You need to start documenting the blood loss from this kind of rogue user. Keep track of every virus you have to clean. Trace it back to the origin, in most cases it should be possible to do so. Once you've documented the thousands, if not millions, of dollars being wasted tracking them down and fixing them, it becomes much easier to go to senior managers and say, "We need a policy change". Don't forget to include the costs associated with taking a user off their machine for an hour to clean it.

      If you can't get this, then setup your DHCP to lock him, and all rogues, into a certain subnet. You can do this with any DHCP server by assigning certain IPs to certain MAC addresses. Filter all non-essential traffic from that subnet, and restrict where you can go and what you can do from that subnet.

      I can hear it now: "I wouldn't have to do that, if he wasn't running Windows!" My response: "Bullshit!" You've given a user admin access on the machine and he has no responsibility for anything he or that machine does that damages internal systems. I guarantee that were he running Linux or OSX or anything else, he'd have the same level of priviledge. In this instance, the problem isn't with the OS, but your corporate culture.

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    43. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      How much can you do with weak materials?

      I find it interesting that you'd attempt to make the argument that it was the straw's fault the house was blown down.

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    44. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      No, the blame should be placed fairly and squarely on the Criminal Monopoly who continue to damage the world with their vile, bug-ridden and hopelessly insecure products.

      Unfortunately the idiots at the DOJ went after side issues like the damage to Netscape and missed the point completely that the abysmally poor software, which results directly from Sir Bill's total incompetence, causes serious damage to everyone who uses it. The DOJ took the scumbag monopolists to court with a half-baked case, in fact they could not even properly demonstrate how the trash OS could have Incompetent Exploder and Lookout removed simply by using Ieradicator, instead they got some so-called expert to try to do it the hard way.

      Come to think of it, was not Boeis the chief schyster for the DOJ, and is he not now leading the SCOundrel's cases against virtually teh whole world? With performance like that, the SCOundrel can expect to win precisely nothing, even if tehy have a case, which they don't.

    45. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by GSloop · · Score: 1

      "Joe Use might spread a small number of people from his Outlook Express address book (who in turn infect another small number)."

      Small?

      In the last month, I got flooded by a worm from a subscriber of the cable ISP in Canada - forget the name at the moment...

      I was just getting the *bounces* and I got more than 8000 *bounces* in less than 24 hours. (Want to speculate how many actually went through?)

      Now why it got stuck on me as the "From" addy when most randomize it for each mail, I don't know. But what I can say is that *small* isn't likely to be the case.

      Perhaps what happened to me was an odditiy - perhaps the guy was a spammer and the virus harvested a huge mass of addresses etc. But I can attest that at least in this case it was far from small.

      Eventually I prevailed on the ISP to close the guy up - quickly.

      Anyway...

      Cheers,
      Greg

    46. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      I suppose you would blame gunshot victims for not wearing a bullet-proof vest or upgrading to the newest models when better armor piercing bullets came out

      No, but I would blame them for entering such a situation without some form of protection. Most people go through their entire lives without being shot. They don't enter situations which would cause that to happen. Look at the stats, most people who suffer from gunshot wounds are either criminals fighting with other criminals, or rednecks shooting at stop signs (for whatever reason they do that). I do feel sorry for the small minority who are shot through no fault of their own, but they are a VERY small minority.

      In some cases this may take up to six months

      SIX MONTHS? What the hell are you testing for six months?

      admins have been plaqued with downsizes and more duties

      And, unfortunately, most admins don't know how, or refuse to, play the political game and get what they need out of senior managers. They have burned the relationships in the past to the point that they can't say: "If you're taking away the support staff, I need to be able to lock down the machines, tighten security and standardize systems so that I can do this on my own."

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    47. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by azuretek · · Score: 1

      all your ideas are horrible!

      I dont want my ISP to enforce anything, I'd like to take care of my systems myself. I hated that my old ISP would block my port 25 unless it was to their mail servers. I switched providers because I was tired of running a second mail serer on a different port.

      I dont want my ISP scanning me, or monitoring what goes through my email (attachments or otherwise), I find it hard to believe that so many Admins here on slashdot were affected by these worms. I've not once been infected by a virus, the whole time I've been on the net I've never had a virus. My girlfriends step dad has had a computer for 4 years, he's never had a virus and he's not very computer saavy. If you watch your system you have nothing to worry about, who cares if everyone else is having problems. Computer shops and anti virus companies are just raking in the cash and that's good for the economy.

    48. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This discussion thread revolves firmly around the idea that Grandma is using Windows, let's change it and assume she's using Linux, setup by her loving grandson to protect her from these kinds of problems. Let's say there's more and more grandmothers out there using Linux in this fashion. How long until a spammer figures out an easy way to get a preconfigured Sendmail on her machine?

      It's at least one order of magnitude more difficult then Windows.

      1) Just about every linux distro differs in some fashion. More importantly, that RPM only works on RPM-based distros and even then there will be times when it won't work.

      2) If IPFilters was installed, then the spammer has to also reconfigure the packet firewall in their install script.

      In short, in a heterogenous environment, it's very difficult to write malicious code in order to infect more then a small fraction of the population.

    49. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Joe User could spend $40 on a hardware firewall, or nothing on a free software firewall to prevent these worms then yes it's Joe Users fault. It's Joe Users fault that he didn't bother taking the time to educate himself about the risks of putting his computer online 24x7.

    50. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Cromac · · Score: 1

      Cable and DSL providers should start renting modems with firewalls built in, or rent both the modem and a hardware router/firewall as a package. Most of them already rent the customer the modem and install it for them, it wouldn't be that much harder to include a router in the package.

    51. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by rspress · · Score: 1

      While I believe ISP and other server admins should take a more proactive approach to anti-virus and security measures the software they are using is not helping them that much.

      I always new that PC's were a patch work or little fixes and patches as far as the hardware and software are concerned but I never really knew how badly the design was until I started going to school for IT.

      While a totally secure computer is something that will never be at least the PC world could scrap the current design and software the basically leaves the keys in the car with a sign on the window saying "steal me".

      In nature it has been shown that when one species finds a niche and takes over its environment a small change environment will kill then all off. A perfect example were the butterflies in near London....they were all white and blended in perfectly with the trees there....when the industrial age hit and pollution turned the trees black they were easy pickings. Windows based OS's are now easy pickings and unless MS takes a truly serious approach to security things are going to get much worse.

    52. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      More importantly, that RPM only works on RPM-based distros and even then there will be times when it won't work.

      Yeah, one of my biggest problems with Linux. For an OS that's designed by people who scream about standards compatibility, nothing's consistent from one machine to the next. Regardless, since it costs practically nothing to get it on the recipient's machine, blasting it out to 1,000,000 people in the hopes that it'll infect 10,000 is a good return and worth the effort.

      2) If IPFilters was installed, then the spammer has to also reconfigure the packet firewall in their install script.

      And, if the firewall is enable on the Windows PC, and the AV is enabled on the Windows PC, and if the user isn't running as an admin...in other words, if people applied the same basic security on Windows as they do on Linux (aside from the AV, I know that's only Windows), then a lot of these problems would be non-existant.

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    53. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're stupid. The grandparent poster is making fun of a grammatical mistake.

    54. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by shyster · · Score: 1
      think if you're going to lay the responsibility chain, it lies primarily with the virus author.

      Agreed.

      Subsequently, the responsibility lies on the DSL service provider who KNOWS they are selling to often uninformed users and yet fail to provide adequate first (NOC) or second level (CPE) protection for these users.

      Most ISPs that I know use ingress and egress filtering to block NetBIOS ports and the like. They also use network monitoring to monitor bandwidth usage. And alot are blocking outgoing port 25 connections. A good many are running virus scans on their POP3/IMAP servers as well. I don't know how much more they should be doing. All of these things that they do not only protect the clueless, but also impact the users who know what they're doing - and break some portion of network functionality. How much further should they go when there are readily available tools for the clueless to use to protect themselves? Outbound HTTP/S only?

      Next responsility lands in the laps of those people who wrote software that was prone to infection.

      How difficult is it to turn on automatic updates? Win2K/XP constantly pop up a reminder telling you to do it. What more should MS do?

      Last, reponsibility makes it to Joe User at that point and then recycles to the beginning for any systems that his infection spreads to.

      Joe User needs to know how to operate a computer before using one. Nobody's asking him to learn the OSI model or subnet masking. Turn on Automatic Updates and keep a virus scanner running. A NAT router and/or firewall wouldn't be a bad idea either (if you don't know what that is, ask your ISP. I'm sure they'd be happy to sell you one and even install it). Is that so difficult to comprehend?

      It's not like Microsoft and other software makers are not releasing patches...they are. It's up to the users to apply them. It's easy to do. It's relatively painless, even over a 56K connection. What's the problem?

      ISP's are in the business of selling connectivity. If you want to be limited in your Internet usage because you don't want to secure your PC, go with the newbie's fav choice: AOL. They'll protect you. Let the ISP's give the rest of us unfettered access without having to pay for unneeded services designed to protect us from ourselves.

    55. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by clymere · · Score: 1

      thats EXACTLY how things are done at a university. there is no good reason everyone else shouldn't be treated the same way....college costs me a lot more than my internet at home does.

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    56. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Me, I would have placed the blame squarely on all of the admins

      Exactly, blame it on the admins. Those overpaid evildoers that do nothing but sit around and dig their nose all day unless they get a chance to annoy someone with useless policies ("why can't our server support 100mb-attachments?") or disrupt an important service ("why don't we maintain our requested 99,999999% uptime on that $200 noname-server?").

      Know what, as an admin and developer, let me enlighten you: Software security can be achieved only through proper developement practice. Software that needs a security-patch once is likely to need one again because its usually suffering from some kind of braindead design decision that took place in the very early days of its evolution.

      Even the most clueless windows-admin (and most of them are clueless) wouldn't cause trouble if the commercial software offered by a certain greedy corporation and bought by certain clueless decision makers wasn't such utter crap.

      You want to put blame where it belongs?
      Fine, start at Microsoft. Half of the wintendo-exploits popping up every week are plain old buffer overflows. This whole class of exploits can be easily avoided without too much effort (you know there are libraries for memory management and stuff...).

      What's their excuse to not apply the lowest common determinator in secure design practices? Let me enlighten you on that one, too: they don't care.
      Now they begin to care because it starts to affect their bottomline. But as I stated earlier its pretty hard to fix software that's broken by design. So, that's what we are seeing from the company nowadays; broken patches for broken software. And then a rushed out a patch for the broken patch which usually breaks other stuff completely unrelated to the initial problem ("Oh, the patch switched your locale to chinese?"). But don't worry, the next service bag due in 8 months will address all of these problems and only introduce a very tiny little few of new ones. Big promise, mmkay?

      So, who were you gonna blame again?

    57. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Yea and these damn planes that crashed into the towers.
      Planes should be abolished.

    58. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by nolife · · Score: 1

      most of the blame should still goe to the jackass who wrote it

      I strongly disagree. If all Ford door locks could be defeated with a paperclip in 2 seconds, it is a FORD problem, not the 18 year old who figured it out and wrote about it. The lock design was obviously not designed very well if can be defeated so easily.

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    59. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by ummit · · Score: 1
      Just like it's my fault when I never put my car through the yearly inspection and let its brakes rot...
      If you don't know how to fix it, pay someone who knows.

      Okay, but hold that thought.

      Only with PCs and Windoze, the most fucking fragile, error-prone, bug-ridden technical achievement since the invention of the light-bulb people think it's different.

      But let's see: If your -- and everyone else's -- rotten-braked car were as fragile, error-prone, and bug-ridden as all this, who would we be holding responsible?

    60. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by rainer_d · · Score: 1

      > But let's see: If your -- and everyone else's --
      > rotten-braked car were as fragile, error-prone,
      > and bug-ridden as all this, who would we be
      > holding responsible?

      Hehe. The manufacturer perhaps ?
      But you clicked on the EULA and waived all your rights away, don't you remember ?

      Rainer

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    61. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by tsg · · Score: 1

      I would have placed the blame squarely on all of the admins out there who allowed their systems to be compromised by the worms in the first place.

      I find it amusing that you place the blame on the people who failed to fix the exploit and not the people that created the exploit in the first place or the people who exploited it.

      Yes, admins have a duty to secure their systems, but to suggest that the exploit itself and the people who used it are somehow not at fault is ridiculous.

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    62. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by theCoder · · Score: 1

      ...more people hit the highways the government stepped in and started requiring everyone to at least show a basic level of competence before getting behind the wheel.

      So we should license Internet users, or at least license the people responsible for connecting a machine to the Internet? That's an idea that's been floated before, but I don't think it's ever gone anywhere (the intellectuals don't like it because it goes against freedom, and the idiots don't like it because then they couldn't get teh Intarweb). Personally, I'm not firmly against an idea like this, but I think it would be difficult to implement.

      If we're going to let any person connect to it, we need to put systems in place to protect those people from the predators that exist there.

      Wow. Of course, the people you say are the ones who need protecting are the ones I would call the predators -- after all, they're the ones launching attacks against my machines, and probably infecting others. Though really the term "zombie" applies, since they aren't really in control of their actions, but there still are a lot of them causing trouble. Maybe it's a little unfair to blame them for being "bitten" so to speak, but then again, a great many of them don't seem to care or try to fix the situation.

      Grandma's now got Bebopper installed. Whose fault is it now? Grandma?

      Yep, she installed the software, and if it tries to attack other people, then its her responsibility. A computer cannot think on its own. If you own a computer and it does something, it is acting on your behalf, and you should be responsible for its actions.

      If good old Grandma got a letter in the mail that said in order to read the greeting card from her son she had to breath this white powder, do you think she'd do it? It should be common sense (though often it's not), that installing untrusted binaries from just anywhere is risky behavior. If we started educating these Grandmas instead of treating them (and everyone else) like children, maybe we wouldn't have so many problems.

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    63. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      As one poster commented, simply putting a block on all double-extentioned attachments

      Oh yeah, lets block all .tar.gz That's a great idea.

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    64. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      Just like all the people who died of small pox were really at fault.

    65. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Jahf · · Score: 1

      Ok, so background ... first, I know what alot of ISPs do (I used to help run the NOC for one), but many still -don't- do enough.

      And at least from my perspective I've known my father to twice be unable to run stuff he needed for work (he's not Joe User, either) after a Microsoft patch goofed with it, mostly because he uses stuff that is fairly obscure and so Microsoft doesn't check it. While he is smart enough to use MozMail instead of Outlook, that doesn't change my hesitance to expect people to use auto-updated. In fact, at least one of my employers has forbidden Windows users to auto-update -any- machines that connect to the VPN, preferring instead to tell people what/when to patch. So for this point the blame is shared by the company that manufactures software that is easy to infect without building in enough safeguards around it.

      The point about knowing how to operate a computer before using one is elitist at best. Everyone I know who uses a computer knows how to operate it ... I know this because they can turn it on, use programs, and type on the keyboard. Can they use it as well as we, the experts? No. But I can't drive a city bus, jet the engines on a harley or even do a wheelie on my Magna, but I certainly can drive my car and I do a good job on my bike. However, I also expect the government to do everything it can to provide safe roads and I expect my auto manufacturers to do what they can to secure my vehicles. If I build a car myself, or if I soup it up, and then go driving, yeah, it is my fault if things go kablooie. But not with a brand new untouched Honda Civic.

      The virus author is like that guy in high school who turned, on a country road at night, moved into the oncoming lane when there was traffic, turned off his lights, and then coasted back to his lane to see people freak out (ok, so maybe I did that once or twice myself when I was a kid) -except- he can make EVERYONE ELSE do it too. If cars were that susceptible, would you blame the drivers for driving, or the manufacturer and the government? NOTE: that's meant to be an analogy, the ISP would be the government, I don't want the Bush administration censoring my network.

      ISPs are in the business of selling connectivity, but they are selling that bandwidth to unsophisticated users and they know it. They also are selling to businesses and you know what, at least on some level they are incented to =not= stifle this problem. If a business loses their line because of a virus sucking down bandwidth, what do they do? They want to buy more bandwidth and more services. While the smaller ISPs would rather not deal with virus bandwidth headaches and support calls, the larger ISPs use the "we just provide a pipe" shield to ignore the problem and in the end reap more from larger pipes and more services.

      Sound jaded? The above comes from experience. I worked at the smaller shop and when visiting with the big boys it was pretty obviously a business strategy. I don't believe the ISPs do anything at all to perpetuate this behavior, and if the virus author is injurious to them (ie, he's on -their- network sucking -their- bandwidth too) they will go after them with gusto, but otherwise it is a hands-off policy.

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    66. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have placed the blame squarely on all of the admins out there

      So what exactly do you do for a living? You an accountant? A marketing guy? A cook? You sure as hell aren't the admin of any kind of large network that is for sure. You'd blame the admins? Fuck. And I blame the American soldiers for losing the war in Vietnam. Fuckwit.

    67. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Jahf · · Score: 1

      (parent posted Anon, score:0)

      a) how will the insurance company know the doors were unlocked? I'll lock them if I have to. The only way they'll know that the doors were unlocked would be if you came in and told them, admitting to the crime, and then I wouldn't need insurance, I'd just sue you directly. Plus, your admittance would probably be enough for the insurance company since it was still damage done on my insured property (and guess what, I've been through something similar and yes, they did pay and they did know my shed was unlocked because it -had- no lock).

      b) I never said anything about insurance companies ... it has nothing to do with the comparison. Why is it so hard for people to know how analogies work? There was nothing there on my bit or the part I was responding to that talked about recompensing the infected party. I don't know of an insurance for Joe User to pay for losses due to not backing up ... and that is where the analogy would have to go. Sorry, pet peeve.

      c) it is only my responsibility to set my alarm if I have one -and- if my insurance rates are adjusted because of the presence of the alarm.

      d) Let us say the victim bought a new house (computer) with new locks and alarm (firewall, virus scanner) and he properly used the locks and alarm (installed Windows, installed the software, allowed the software to autoupdate definition files). Are you saying he took zero precautions? Sorry, he should be able to do those things without worrying day in and day out if some new virus hasn't been analyzed by his virus software vendor and/or firewall admin. If he disables these protections, yes, zero precautions, but given how many systems come from the OEM with these things built-in, the end user should not need to worry about it. It is not Joe User's fault that simply by opening an email message or browser window he can be infected. Not his fault, he is simply using the software as designed. Fault in this case is, again, the software manufacturer and primarily the virus author.

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    68. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by nutshell42 · · Score: 1
      If a naked virgin (female of course =) with a pot of gold walks through central park at night then she may not be guilty of a crime when she gets mugged and raped but she's not totally innocent either.

      The internet is not your pretty little gated community and there definitely is something like criminal carelessness especially when you're not joe avarage user but a sysadmin.

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    69. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget we have to fill out 12 TPS reports, wait for our supervisor to approve them, the supervisor's supervisor to approve them, get them back and fix them because we didn't attch the new cover sheet, and then patch our boxen.

    70. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by shyster · · Score: 1
      The point about knowing how to operate a computer before using one is elitist at best. Everyone I know who uses a computer knows how to operate it ... I know this because they can turn it on, use programs, and type on the keyboard. Can they use it as well as we, the experts? No. But I can't drive a city bus, jet the engines on a harley or even do a wheelie on my Magna, but I certainly can drive my car and I do a good job on my bike.

      And you had to get a license to drive your car and your bike. And part of getting that license was learning the rules of the road, how to operate your car without interfering with others, and how to keep your car in good operating condition. And, if you break those rules, there's punishments - anything from fines, to imprisonment, to losing your license. Where's the punishments for refusing to take care of your PC and interfering with others'?

      And at least from my perspective I've known my father to twice be unable to run stuff he needed for work (he's not Joe User, either) after a Microsoft patch goofed with it, mostly because he uses stuff that is fairly obscure and so Microsoft doesn't check it.

      Microsoft shouldn't have to check every third party app out there to verify it works after a patch. 3rd party vendors should be checking their own apps, and updating them if necessary. It's not like MS is changing the API with these patches. Besides, what would you have MS do? Not release patches? Test every app under the sun? Sometimes, upgrading stuff breaks shit. We all know that. I'd say that with the number of patches MS releases and the number of desktops running Windows, that they do a pretty good job of not breaking stuff. Besides, I'd rather deal with a known MS patch (that usually has an uninstall feature, and writes messages to the event log, with a KB article detailing changed files) than an unknown Trojan or virus.

      While he is smart enough to use MozMail instead of Outlook, that doesn't change my hesitance to expect people to use auto-updated. In fact, at least one of my employers has forbidden Windows users to auto-update -any- machines that connect to the VPN, preferring instead to tell people what/when to patch.

      Then that company is taking a calculated risk, which hopefully your admin knows. But Joe User, being bereft of this knowledge, should most definitely use automatic updates. If he doesn't, then he has to take responsibility for not using the tools given to him. If I purposefully under-inflate my tires to get a better ride, why should the tire manafacturer be held liable when it blows? Microsoft needs to step up in the area of corporate patch management, especially servers. Their home-user base already has a ridiculously easy method. People just need to use it.

      So for this point the blame is shared by the company that manufactures software that is easy to infect without building in enough safeguards around it.

      It's not that Windows is easy to infect. If you run untrustworthy programs, then you take your chances on what that program will do. That's a fact of computing. I have zero sympathy for users who fall for the most primitive email attachment viruses. If they'd learn proper English, they could spot 80% of the virus emails just by reading them. If they'd keep antivirus updated, they'd protect themselves against the other 19%. For all that's been said of Outlook's and IE's scripting vulnerabilities, the great majority of viruses are still executable attachments. And yet people still run them. Why?

      If I build a car myself, or if I soup it up, and then go driving, yeah, it is my fault if things go kablooie. But not with a brand new untouched Honda Civic.

      Windows is not going "kablooie". It's being vandalized, hacked, and stolen by other people. All of these things can and do happen to cars - both new and old. Yet no one blames the car manafacturers when people leave their doors unlocked because it's easier or more convenient, or they just don't know any better.

    71. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Jahf · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but no, it's not criminal careless unless there are laws against it. You might find it unethical (I don't, since the user is not making a conscious decision to be abused by the virus) but the -user- is in no way the criminal.

      Funny how you want to make the user a criminal, yet I'm the one trying to make the Internet a gated community.

      And that virgin might not be innocent -after- that little stroll, but that doesn't mean she didn't go in innocently. Just means she doesn't know anything about Central Park, or she was on some amazing drugs. You imply that she is therefore somehow responsible for the actions of those around her. Hope you don't have a sister in NYC that likes acid.

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    72. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Jahf · · Score: 1

      Do they blame the car owner if the thief breaks into the car and steals it?

      No, they blame the thief. Go back and you'll see that's where I put the primary responsibility as well.

      I didn't say pity Joe User, he gets on my nerves too. But put blame where blame belongs. And Microsoft is the one responsible for the software that -enables- those 3rd party malicious softwares to run without end users having a clue.

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    73. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1
      In that twisted logic, I suppose you would blame gunshot victims for not wearing a bullet-proof vest or upgrading to the newest models when better armor piercing bullets came out.
      Maybe if they knowingly chose to enter an active war zone...

      Tim

    74. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by ummit · · Score: 1
      But you clicked on the EULA and waived all your rights away, don't you remember?

      Friend of mine and I were talking about liability one day. He pointed out that when you go skiing, when you buy a lift ticket you're agreeing that it's dangerous and at your own risk and that the lift operators bear no responsibility at all -- but if the ski lift collapses and a bunch of people are injured or killed, and if it's found that the operators were woefully, wilfully negligent in maintaining it, they're gonna get sued, and successfully.

    75. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by rainer_d · · Score: 1

      Yeah - but we're talking about a multi-double-digit-billion dollar "lift" ;-)
      And the lift-owner gives parties for law-makers and has in the past demonstrated that he can get laws made just for himself (search for "porsche" or "super-cars" on slashdot).

      The only power one has got left is to not buy the stuff, not use it all all.

      cheers,
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    76. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      That was probably sarcasm or something, but if not, I take it you're trying to say he didn't weave the the straw correctly? Right that would have help sooo much.

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    77. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by vampyre78 · · Score: 0

      I thought windows was the biggest virus...

    78. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Wog · · Score: 1

      Flawed analogy...

      Instead of being like cops, admins are like security guards. If I hire a guy to sit and watch my front gate, only let certain kinds of trafic through, etc, of *course* I'm going to be holding him responsible when someone gets through.

      Not to say that he is the criminal. He just wasn't doing his job. And for that, he should be replaced.

    79. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Shardis · · Score: 1

      How about we give him a couple of warnings that his computer is infecting others/trojaned/etc, and if he doesn't shape up (that is, fix the problem), we slap him with some nice fines?

      Are you not directly responsible for your property when it directly impacts someone else in a negative way? What are a few examples from real life here... Loud music (concert-like loud, easily doable these days), your tree falling on someone else's house, knowing your brakes were going out - and ignoring it, your dangerous pet tiger running free and chewing off some kid's face, etc etc. You get the point. It's called gross negligence.

      Why fines for users that continually cause problems hasn't happened yet, I'll never know. I think it's just a symptom of intentional ignorance being "okay". Obviously the idiot running the machine knows that it connects to a world-wide network, that's why clueless people getting on the 'net do it. Just have some basic responsibility is all that I ask.

      "Huh? What? Why that's a computer, I don't know anything about those!"

      Try telling that to the judge when your brakes fail and you mow down all the kids on Sesame Street because you were just too lazy to get 'em fixed. :P

      (and ya ya, different situations, but the same concept)

    80. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Ronny+Cook · · Score: 1
      thats EXACTLY how things are done at a university. there is no good reason everyone else shouldn't be treated the same way....college costs me a lot more than my internet at home does.

      ...which is why it's NOT done that way. Antivirus scanning using commercial products costs money. (MessageLabs charge A$4/mailbox per month for example. The cheapest commercial solutions come out at around $1/mailbox per month.) I haven't yet seen a freeware solution with a *good* virus database and timely (daily or better) updates *for commercial use*. The mail server also needs to be beefed up to handle the additional CPU load of the virus scan.

      If you know of a good solution usable in a commercial environment please let me know. The company I work for scans for viruses - the ISP I *used* to work for did not, mostly due to cost considerations.

      These costs have to be recovered somehow; Internet access is a commodity in most respects, with paper-thin profit margins. Add AV protection, increase prices, lose customers. And of course you're endangering your common-carrier status...

      Port-scanning is frequently illegal, and for customers charged by the megabyte (they do still exist) it increases their bills which is not widely appreciated. The port scans themselves can be problematical in a commercial environment as they cannot be distinguished from scans run by somebody who really *is* scanning for vulnerabilities for black hat purposes.

      Net result - virus scanning is frequently not done for fairly solid (if weaselly) commercial reasons, particularly on bargain-basement plans. Port scanning is just not going to happen for legal reasons; it's far too risky.

    81. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Grandparent here.

      And suffer from interminable complaints from dumbasses who like blaming someone else that their DSL is being 'censored'. BTW, neither you or the grandfather post seem to have any real understanding of the administrators job if you think they can be blamed for 'not locking down ports', or indeed their job is wiping user's bottoms.

      Duh - my point is that joe user doesn't have an admin. I guess sarcasm doesn't carry over into prose so well.

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    82. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 1
      It is more productive to voice thoughtful opinions (reply) than to judge (moderate) others.

      True, but not nearly as much fun :)

    83. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "You need to start documenting the blood loss from this kind of rogue user."

      ...Director

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      Too cynical to live, too stubborn to die.
    84. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      ...Director

      So? I realize it's difficult to believe, but sometimes, when Directors screw up severly, they get punished. Keep track of the blood loss, and take it to your boss, or better yet, YOUR director. At the very least, he can use it as politcal ammo against the twit. If it's your director, no there isn't much you can do at that point unless you're going to take a VERY WELL documented case to the Director of Finance. Most CEOs will listen to that Director, and if you come to him and say, "Captain Dorkwad is costing the company $1,000,000 a year in technical support and repair and here's where I get those numbers..." you might have a shot. Barring that, go straight to the CEO, and if you're not comfortable doing that, dust off the resume. It's never, ever going to change, so why deal with it? It will probably be the same elsewhere, but there's a chance it won't be. At least you'll be out when they go out of business. :)

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    85. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Ptraci · · Score: 1

      For those on a 56K dialup that tends to get disconnected frequently, it can be amazingly difficult to update. There's also the fact that while they are getting the updates they are getting infected, as they have to use IE to do it, with its known and unpatched vulnerability, and the firewall has up until SP2 been turned off by default.

  2. In the words of "Pace Picante Sauce" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get a rope.... (raspy cowboy gunslingin' voice)

    1. Re:In the words of "Pace Picante Sauce" by Eccles · · Score: 1

      We'll have a fair trial, and a first class hangin'!

      You don't mess with a man's slashdot access, son...

      --
      Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
    2. Re:In the words of "Pace Picante Sauce" by mog007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd hate to be this guy. Just imagine what his first week in jail will be like..

      "So you're responsible for me not being able to read my kid's first email, because the prison had to shut down the library's internet access."

      "Um... no no it wasn't me, I swear!"

      Let the ass-pounding begin.

    3. Re:In the words of "Pace Picante Sauce" by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      In the real world it's not the fault of the operating system writers or the system administrators that networked systems have failed due to viruses, it's the fault of the person who wrote the virus. We don't blame the knife makers for producing an instrument that is stiff and sharp, we blame the person who made the conscious decision to pick it up and stick it into someone.
      No one would let this guy get away with mixing two stains of a real virus that created a disease that caused millions of people to be incapacited for several days (assuming that creating a real disease was as easy as creating a virus). It that case there would be serious scientific inquiry as to how an 18-year-old schmuck could be actually able to do what he did and how to create an institutional framework to prevent it from happening again.
      But computer science is so new that there doesn't exist even the framework of a watchdog group to handle these situations. Computer science isn't yet considered serious enough for oversight committees that transcend corporations and governments, never mind teenage wonderkinders.
      As for the individual, he should be punished. He knew the likely results of his program: it would seriously disrupt thousands of computer systems and cause millions of dollars of damage (the cost of the salaries and overtime for repairing the systems that damaged by the virus that he deliberately wrote and released). He should have the same punishment as Kevin Mitnik: a five year ban on using any computer system. Since Germans have shown their propensity for tattooing undesirables (they placed tattoo numbers on the arms of 6 million Jews before murdering them), let's tattoo "No PC use" to this guys face for the five years so if anyone allows him to use their system and gets caught, they go to jail too.
      In Singapore he would get many many lashes of the cane across his buttocks for his actions. In China and most of the world, he would be shot, his family charged 9 cents for the bullet, his body organs sold, and his corpse thrown in an unmarked lime pit. But nothing will probably happen to him. I suggest that he be made a computer teacher in an Eastern European girls school, where he would sexed into distraction by dozens of young women trying to get a German husband with a job and visa out. At least he'd be too distracted to write destructive code. He's eighteen and traditionally 18-year-old troublemakers are either drafted (forced to enlist) and sent off to be blown apart in some worthless place no one has ever heard of, or they are mated with several women who displace all their anti-social energies with sex, relationship drama, and children.

      In the real world, Microsoft should be using it surplus billions to develop and research operating systems that are immune to this kind of attack. Post World War II governments used to fund this kind of research, but it's Microsoft's turn now. They need to adjust their predator hustler mentality to recognize that they are the leading institution in the computer world and take responsibility for its future direction and improvement.

  3. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I guess that makes him l337. Let's give him all the publicity he wants!

    1. Re:Wow... by mikehuntstinks · · Score: 0, Funny

      no hes german so hes 4u1353.

    2. Re:Wow... by gotr00t · · Score: 0
      You're missing an 's', It's

      4u51353

  4. Also... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


    > The Register has a good summary of the report.

    70% of slashdottings were caused by Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Also... by gildesh · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, 100% of slashdottings were caused by slashdot.

      Where in the world are you getting your math from?

    2. Re:Also... by preposterity · · Score: 5, Funny

      Speaking of dodgy maths, before my School Certificate (an exam all high school students do in year 10 in Australia), we did some sample questions.

      One of the question had a point with multiple lines coming out of it. The question asked you to measure each angle and to write down the sum of the angles. (Hint: 360deg)

      What was the "official" answer according to the answer sheet published by the Board of Studies? They would have accepted angles between 355 and 365 degrees.

    3. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that. -- Homer Simpson

    4. Re:Also... by nounderscores · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Fox news, and their infamous "The presidential race is not split 50%, 50%. It is split 40%, 40, 10%, and the 10% are going to make a difference."

      The question is, do they think it's the 10% that swing vote, or the 10% that don't vote?

      I always thought that Fox was a few cents short of a dollar between the ears.

    5. Re:Also... by dezeal · · Score: 0

      67% of girls are stupid i belong with the other 13% http://www.bash.org/?77904

    6. Re:Also... by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well if you could measure multiple angles and get exactly 360, then either you are very good at measuring or cheated. If you just wrote down 360 then you didn't do what the question asked you.. why is giving some leway to measuring stupid?

      --
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    7. Re:Also... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      because it all formed a circle

      *shakes his head in disbelief*

    8. Re:Also... by ravydavygravy · · Score: 1

      Where in the world are you getting your math from?

      I thought everyone knew that 70% of statistics were made up on the fly...

    9. Re:Also... by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're measuring angles with an analog device with at best 1 degree accuracy per angle. When adding such imprecise data, yes, the margin for error increases.

      In fact, there are several lessons to learn from that. E.g.,:

      1. Any experimental data which neatly falls _exactly_ on the theoretical curve, and adds up to _exactly_ the predicted number is most probably cheated.

      I.e., had I been a teacher, I would have been a lot more suspicious of anyone who came with 360 there, than of someone whose angles added up to 355. The guy with 360 probably skipped the last angle and just subtracted the sum of the others from 360. Which is _not_ what was asked.

      2. Be aware of the imprecision involved in any measurement. Be aware how they add up, subtract or multiply. Especially for anyone working in any experimental science. (E.g., physics.) Or with computers.

      I.e., when that board calculated that, within the precision of the measuring device, it can be between 355 and 365, they did their homework. You didn't.

      3. If you work with computers, be aware of the limitations of the data type you use.

      E.g., if I see another clueless burger-flipper using 4 byte floats to hold money amounts in a database program, I'm gonna barf. Doubly so when then they start wondering why their final numbers are some 10,000$ off the mark.

      4. As a corolary, never use == with floating point results. Not even with the most trivial calculations (e.g., that the sum of the individual rows equals what's in the totals field.) Do what scientists and that Board of Studies do: calculate the expected margin for error and use an interval.

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    10. Re:Also... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Talking of which, am I the only person who's finding that Slashdot appears to be partially Slashdotted at the moment?

    11. Re: Also... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > an exam all high school students do in year 10 in Australia

      Here in the USA, most of us finish high school within 6 or 7 years.

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    12. Re:Also... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      We should be rewarding the intelligent people who realise that the answer is obviously going to be 360, write it down then head on over to the next question.
      Moral of the story: we're rewarding stupidity.

      --
      im in ur .sig, writin ur memes.
    13. Re:Also... by malfunct · · Score: 1

      I sort of wish I had the floating point comparison library that I had to write for my university C course. Every comparison function took in a left operand, right operand and "fudge factor" to do proper comarisons of floats.

      --

      "You can now flame me, I am full of love,"

    14. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I.e., had I been a teacher, I would have been a lot more suspicious of anyone who came with 360 there, than of someone whose angles added up to 355. The guy with 360 probably skipped the last angle and just subtracted the sum of the others from 360. Which is _not_ what was asked.

      Ladies and gentlemen, I give you modern day America.

    15. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you spend all of your spare time kissing George Bush's ass of course you're going to be a few tools short of a garage.

    16. Re:Also... by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Actually, a "Slashdotting" or "The Slashdot Effect" does not have to originate from Slashdot anymore. According to the definition by Wikipedia it originated from Slashdot, but is now considered a generic term. Quoting Wiki:

      It can be generalized to refer to any time a popular website links to another one. Typically, less robust sites are unable to cope with the huge increase in traffic and become unavailable -- either their bandwidth is consumed or their servers are unable to cope with the high strain.

      While Slashdot may be the source of more than 70% of the slashdotting, it is not the source of 100% anymore. I am not sure if other dictionaries recognize or accept this definition, however.

      --
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    17. Re:Also... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      >> E.g., if I see another clueless burger-flipper
      >> using 4 byte floats to hold money amounts in a
      >> database program, I'm gonna barf. Doubly so when
      >> then they start wondering why their final numbers
      >> are some 10,000$ off the mark.

      That's really funny. You know why it's so funny?

      The leading RDBMS vendor only offers floats.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    18. Re:Also... by jedidiah · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      33% of the registered voters abstained the last election.

      That means that you've got the classic revolutionary split:

      33% Patriots
      33% Loyalists
      33% "Leave me alone, I have work to get done."

      The "swing vote" didn't make much difference last time. Why should it this time? What's changed really (besides a war and a crappy economy)?

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    19. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what I was thinking.

      The point of the question was probably to realize that a full circle makes for 360 degrees. That would be a sign of intelligence. Blindly following the instructions would not be.

    20. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful


      You're measuring angles with an analog device with at best 1 degree accuracy per angle. When adding such imprecise data, yes, the margin for error increases.

      IF you are measuring it. IF you know the lines come from the exact same point, THEN you know that any circle around that point is exactly 360 degrees.

      When measuring, the best you can measure is to half the smallest division of the measuring device, if you can even see it.

      When you know universal truths, you can be exact.

      I.e., had I been a teacher, I would have been a lot more suspicious of anyone who came with 360 there, than of someone whose angles added up to 355. The guy with 360 probably skipped the last angle and just subtracted the sum of the others from 360. Which is _not_ what was asked.

      Had I been a teacher, I would be suspicious of anyone, student or otherwise, that had been through a geometry class, and could not make this simple deduction.

      I'm still more suspicious of anyone that thinks they can claim "what was asked" without knowing the exact wording of the question. i.e. you are talking out your ass here.

      3. If you work with computers, be aware of the limitations of the data type you use.

      Working with computers, you should learn how much the precision effects your calculations. If you can CALCULATE to a higher precision, then do so. If you can deduce an even higher precision, then do that instead. The best calculator is still your own head though it may not be the fastest.

    21. Re:Also... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2, Insightful


      If I ever have an employee look at a circle and tell me he has to measure and add angles to determine it is 360 dgrees around, he'll be flipping burgers the next day. Especially if he comes back and tells me it 365 after measuring.

      One of the saddest things about modern education is that we fail to teach people to use logic to solve a problem, instead of relying on formulas to get the answer every time.

      --
      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    22. Re:Also... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Or we could be rewarding those who follow directions.

      When you were in elementary school (grades k-6 where I went to school), did they give you that list of instructions and a piece of paper? Basically, you'd perform between twenty to thirty cuts, gluing, and folding steps. The last step tells you to ignore steps 1-29 and draw.

      Following directions was something I didn't really learn how to do until high school. And in science and math courses, they tell you two write out your steps for a good reason.

    23. Re:Also... by marcellos · · Score: 1

      What was the "official" answer according to the answer sheet published by the Board of Studies? They would have accepted angles between 355 and 365 degrees.

      If you consider how thick the lines were, it could be a bit less than 360 :)

    24. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The leading RDBMS vendor only offers floats.

      Not true. Oracle's number(M,N) is a fixed-precision type.

    25. Re:Also... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Because there is a difference between thoeretical (measures 360deg) and real world where your total would vary depending on measurement accuracy (360 +/- 5).

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    26. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lay off, he's American!

    27. Re:Also... by Grym · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was thinking.

      The point of the question was probably to realize that a full circle makes for 360 degrees. That would be a sign of intelligence. Blindly following the instructions would not be.

      Oh please... Like the average European is somehow enlightened and different. In fact, if you want to go by the number of college graduates, the United States, is the most educated populace in the world. Hegemon we may be, but stupid we are not, so keep your anti-Americanism to yourself, Coward.

      The point of the grandparent was that the instructions indicated that you had to measure EACH angle and SUM all of your MEASUREMENTS. Given the oftentimes subjective nature of individual measurements, a varying degree of answers *IS* correct. The answer 360 degrees is ONLY correct if the SUM of your MEASUREMENTS is similarly 360.

      -Grym

    28. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Given the oftentimes subjective nature of individual measurements, a varying degree of answers *IS* correct.

      Yes, like "I did not have sex with that woman"

    29. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um that particular question was a test the person with tools question, not a general knowledge and logic question.

      it means DO THIS and give the results.
      not give the result it should be.

    30. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of the grandparent was that the instructions indicated that you had to measure EACH angle and SUM all of your MEASUREMENTS. Given the oftentimes subjective nature of individual measurements, a varying degree of answers *IS* correct. The answer 360 degrees is ONLY correct if the SUM of your MEASUREMENTS is similarly 360.

      That is exactly the problem. Think for yourself instead of following the instructions by the letter. Do you really think someone who answers 360 is less intelligent than someone who answers, for example, 357?

      I'm not going to argue Europeans are better at this than Americans, but the point still stands; blindly following instructions is not always the most intelligent approach. In fact, it usually isn't. And what should a test measure: your ability to follow instructions, or your ability to apply logic and reason?

    31. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would your answer not depend upon the calibration of your measuring device and the thickness and number of your so-called "lines". If the problem states that the angles have to be "measured", then wouldn't the answer need to reflect that you actually measured them. It could be that the question is being asked to find out if the person actually follows instructions, or assumes the "correct" answer based upon previous knowledge. If you want to know how many degrees in 360 degrees, then don't bother asking. Theoretically, wouldn't the paper be blank if there were "lines" drawn on it. After all the width of a line is zero.

    32. Re:Also... by sharkey · · Score: 1
      --

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    33. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In one exam we had to estimate how many firemen is required to keep the hose running on certain pressure etc. There were couple of wiseguys who answered "2.4".

    34. Re:Also... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      If that kind of question were actually demonstrating anything about the real world, they'd ask something like: "Measure all of the angles using these several different methods of measurement, and compare the sums of each method with the theoretically-correct answer. What does that tell you?"

      Instead, this particular question seems phrased to just test your following-instructions ability.

    35. Re: Also... by soliptic · · Score: 1
      I guess the Aussies use the same system as us in the UK, whereby "High School" (sic) begins at Year 7 and lasts until Year 11.

      It includes primary education.

    36. Re:Also... by arose · · Score: 1

      You realize that anyone with a measuring device that has a larger error margin than the one allowed in the "correct" anwers would acctualy punished for following the stupid directions?

      --
      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    37. Re:Also... by 0racle · · Score: 1

      There's a difference to working out ax^2+by^2+ca+dy+e=0 step by step and seeing a circle and knowing that no matter how many angles its been chopped into they are going to add up to 360 and only 360. By high school you should know that, just like you shouldn't have to write down 2+2 to get 4. Only an idiot follows 20 steps when they know the first 19 have no bearing on the answer.

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    38. Re:Also... by andreyw · · Score: 1

      Wow dude... you SO win (the short bus award). May I ask what grade you received in geometry?

    39. Re:Also... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      Intelligence != Ability to follow instructions.

      The head of science at our school told me about something he'd noticed when dealing with misbehaving pupils. The ones who're really messed up are those who say "You can't control me!" because they're the ones who don't realise that that is not what is being done. They haven't realised that they're the one who must control themselves.
      These are the people who're destined for the army - unable to follow anything but a clearly set out routine and only able to follow instructions.

      Certainly, initiative is useful in the army, but it would appear that primarily following orders is most useful.
      If we did everything without questioning or trying to find shortcuts, where would we be? The computer is a shortctut-taking device - we could work out complex weather simulations in our heads, but that's pointless and time consuming.

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    40. Re: Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's because the (Go! USA!) Hollywood propaganda machine is trying to convince you that you have already done so, or soon will.

      The Hollywood machine has already churned out crappy blockbuster movies where the USA captured and decoded the Nazi's ENIGMA (when in fact it was the Polish who captured and the Brits who decoded - etc, etc).

      In reality, most Americans are too morally-bankrupt, self-centered, intellectually-deficient and physically weak, to make any kind of difference to the modern world at all.

      The end for the USA's hegemony is rapidly approaching!

    41. Re:Also... by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've worked with both Oracle and IBM's DB2. Both offer fixed precision numbers. Even all the single user databases I've used, dating at least all the way back to dBase 2 under CP/M, worked that way.

      And all major languages offer libraries to read and process that as a decimal, not as float. At least in Java it's part of the standard library.

      You know why? Because of the reason I've mentioned in the post you're answering to. Floating point maths errors. It's an issue known since the 60s.

      I.e., I stand by what I've said. If in the program it's read by as a float, then the blame lies squarely with the clueless burger-flipper who's read that data into a float. Someone who didn't even bother learning either the standard database capabilities or the very core libraries of the language, but is paid as a programmer anyway.

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    42. Re:Also... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Intelligence != Ability to follow instructions.

      I totally agree. But you have to know how to follow others' orders before you can come up with your own. Even if it's something as annoying as showing your work in your math class. Or writing the alphabet over and over to improve your penmenship. Or solving sixty trig-substitution problems in Calc class. (That last bit me.)

      It doesn't help to teach a student the shortcut before they learn how to do it the long way...the long way tells them how to do it. The short way shows them how to do it faster. Once you understand limits, and can find x=0->oo y=.9 lim(y^x) the long way, you're ready to discover that for any value y less than one, the limit is 0.

    43. Re:Also... by gaspyy · · Score: 1

      I don't get it... not meaning to troll, but is the parent poster really stupid?

      If you have a point with "rays" coming out of it, the sum of all angles formed by the rays will always be 360 degrees. You don't have to measure anything.

    44. Re:Also... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Dunno if you even realize how experimental science works. The point of an experiment isn't to test your knowledge, but to actually measure, add and calculate whether you're within the expecting margin of error.

      Generally the point is to try to _test_ the theory, and be prepared for it to be false. Not just to show that you know what the answer should be.

      That's the difference between science and religion. If you know the sacred 360 and never dare show your lack of faith by measuring, that's religion. Science on the other hand is _based_ on searching for that experiment which disproves existing theories, or at least shows their limits.

      E.g., at one point, everyone just "knew" that a cannonball 10 times heavier will fall 10 times faster. For thousands of years people were content to be cool by regurgitating the known result. Then someone actually measured, and it turns out it was false.

      It was also "known" that if you drop something off the top of the mast on a moving ship, it will undoubtedly fall straight down and thus behind the ship. Again, for thousands of years everyone was cool with just knowing that. Turns out it was false too.

      It was "known" that an object heavier than air can't possibly fly. Turns out it was false too.

      Etc.

      Basically if everyone was your ideal of fudging the results to fit the existing theory, we'd still be living in caves and wearing stylish tiger-skin loincloths. Any progress that was made was made by people who weren't affraid to measure and get a 365 result. And know why 365 is ok for the precision class of their used instruments.

      And it's also important from another point of view: sometimes you don't know the answer. Sometimes you don't get to measure a full circle. Sometimes you just get to add a long list of imprecisely measured numbers. And if you can actually calculate the expected margin of error, you may well be far more useful than the "educated" ignoramus who doesn't even think about that.

      And if you're _still_ not able to comprehend why the 355-365 range is actually a more useful result than 360 there, and why learning to calculate that is fundamental to science _and_ computing... well, let's just say there's a failure of education for you.

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      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    45. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. So all these international graduate students are here because.... it's cheaper, it's fun to learn English, they like the weather?

    46. Re:Also... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      1. Any experimental data which neatly falls _exactly_ on the theoretical curve, and adds up to _exactly_ the predicted number is most probably cheated.

      I.e., had I been a teacher, I would have been a lot more suspicious of anyone who came with 360 there, than of someone whose angles added up to 355. The guy with 360 probably skipped the last angle and just subtracted the sum of the others from 360. Which is _not_ what was asked.


      Outsmarting the test is NOT cheating!

      People like you are why I nearly dropped out of high school. (In retrospect I should have just dropped out anyway and gone to community college. Then gotten into a 4 year college 2 years early, or had 2 years to live a little before school. This is highly recommended to all you highschool slashdotters.)

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    47. Re:Also... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      But you have to know how to follow others' orders before you can come up with your own

      "Before" being why it's inappropriate to still be doing this in anything other than Primary school.
      Once you have the shortcut, there's no reason to go back to doing things the long way.

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    48. Re:Also... by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 1

      I did a degree and specialised in topolgy and differential mamifolds, so my geometry is good. That does mean if I measured 5 angles I knew summed to 360 thats what I'd get (unless I fiddled it).

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    49. Re:Also... by DaZedAdAm · · Score: 1

      In my second CS class at my university we once had a problem on one of our tests that became infinitly easier by reading the directions. Above the question it said "Assume all comments are correct." We then had around 100-150 lines of C++ code with horrible one letter variables and functions that switched the naming of the variables while manipulating them. I had at least 10 friends who said they spent about 45 minutes on that problem. I simply read the commented section in the second function(which was called last of course). It clearly stated "The entire output of this program is 'go home', now go home!" Needless to say, I went straight to the bar. Damn those CS tests.

    50. Re:Also... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      In Australia we have a term "too clever by half".

      In a logical world, you'd sum the angles. In a rational world, you'd know it was a circle. The educational value is in getting the little bastards to think about the quandary.

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    51. Re:Also... by cmstremi · · Score: 1

      I'm not buying that. If that were the case, then it'd clearly be a bad question (Hrm: There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people...) Anyway, if we all accepted "Wrong answer, but exactly what I'm looking for -- A+!!" then the system is broken.

      Semi-related anecdote: In junior high, I had an geometry class and the teacher has us completing angles and side-lengths for triangles with partially complete data. Many of the triangles supposedly had right angles (the 90deg being a clue to help us solve for the unknowns). Well, they LOOKED like right angles, but there's was no box in the corner to say for sure, so I noted that there was insufficient data to solve the problems. I flunked the test and was scolded for being a pest. I'm still a bit pissed off about it.

    52. Re:Also... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Actually FARK can drop a site in 5 minutes. I think the slashdot record is 10.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    53. Re:Also... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      In most cases, yes. Throughout education, though, teachers still generally have a plan as they give you work. (Most of it's practice, near as I can tell.) As a counterexample, take scientific work. You have to document your steps, so others can reproduce your results.

    54. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Who is this 'leading RDBMS vendor' so I can avoid them like the plague? Oracle offers arbitrary precision number data types (NUMBER(x,y)), so does DB2, and I would assume so does MS SQL, though to call MS a leading DB vendor is definitely stretching things a bit.

    55. Re:Also... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      The parents point is that the question was not testing your knowledge of geometry. The question was testing your ability to use a protractor. Of course, in that case, the question waa artificial, and stupid. They should have written a question which could only be solved by using a protractor, not one whose answer could be found more efficiently using geometry.

      --
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    56. Re:Also... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      Well, since one of my degrees is in Aerospace Engineering, I used to work for NASA, and I am currently licensed and working as a Professional Engineer, I think I have at least some basic understanding of the scientific method, and the purpose of doing experiments. I daresay the odds are that I have calculated far more error bars than you have.

      That point aside, we are not talking experimental science in this question. The number of degrees in a circle is far closer to pure mathmatics, or I daresay engineering. I don't give a flip about the theory of how many degrees might be in a circle within experimental error. I'm just trying to get the damn missle designed, plane/bridge/road/building built, etc. There are far, far, far, more jobs out there that require basic common sense and fast, accurate calculation, than there are pie-in-the-sky, ivory tower research science positions where checking to make sure that basic Euclidian math has not changed since the last time someone measured a circle is what you get your paycheck for.

      The educational system needs to turn out informed, employable people. Anything less is a disservice to them and to society. However, as one of my favorite sayings goes:

      "It is not in the best interest of the sheperd to raise smarter sheep."

      Trained, intelligent people coming from a public education system can only be an aberration that quickly gets remedied.

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      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    57. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Work for the South Australian Education Department. I have never heard of this Exam.

    58. Re:Also... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      IF you are measuring it. IF you know the lines come from the exact same point, THEN you know that any circle around that point is exactly 360 degrees.
      But not if the 2-space is non-Euclidian. Mapmakers have this problem.

      Working with computers, you should learn how much the precision affects your calculations. If you can CALCULATE to a higher precision, then do so.
      Until you run into rounding problems. There's a reason for COBOL's packed decimal. Things like nnn.nn add straight without coming up with silliness like 123.444444444497. Working with higher precision has the annoying property of ensuring round-off anomalies.

    59. Re: Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which might explain why so many Americans are ignorant or stupid.

    60. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why be suspicious of someone who came up with 360 degrees? It's basic logic to arrive at that answer.

      You have lines coming out the same point - it's essentially a wagon wheel that's being made, with the point being middle and the lines being the spokes. There are 360 degree in a circle (wagon wheel).

      Easy.

    61. Re:Also... by BlueStraggler · · Score: 1
      You're measuring angles with an analog device with at best 1 degree accuracy per angle. When adding such imprecise data, yes, the margin for error increases. [...]

      1. Any experimental data which neatly falls _exactly_ on the theoretical curve, and adds up to _exactly_ the predicted number is most probably cheated.

      Actually, the margin of error increases only if you are multiplying the results. In this case you are adding them, and if your errors are evenly distributed about the mean (which they should be, if they are not systematic), then they will tend to cancel out, leaving you with something very close to the predicted number. If you take enough a sufficient number of measurements, you will get the predicted number exactly (meaning to within the accuracy that it has been specified).

    62. Re:Also... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      had I been a teacher, I would have been a lot more suspicious of anyone who came with 360 there
      Must be one of these up to no good geeks - probably never slept a wink in maths class since the third grade - and cheating using their knowledge of basic geometry instead of using the measuring device.

      Personally I learnt almost nothing in a maths class between the fifth grade and the eleventh, and I think everyone that got into the same course as me at university was the same.

    63. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are assuming well-behaved distributions with finite moments.

    64. Re: Also... by AngryScotsman · · Score: 1

      That's because it takes 5 years to get out of kindergarten.

    65. Re:Also... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      "I daresay the odds are that I have calculated far more error bars than you have."

      And yet you're unable to comprehend why training people to do that is a _good_ thing...

      "I don't give a flip about the theory of how many degrees might be in a circle within experimental error. I'm just trying to get the damn missle designed, plane/bridge/road/building built, etc."

      Yes, and you'd rather have it calculated by someone who fudged results, or by someone who knew how to calculate an error margin?

      How often did you have to calculate something where you already knew the result in advance? Probably exactly zero times.

      It's not about the number of degrees in a circle, it's about learning a damn skill. Yes, you learn it on something simple and known in advance. By definition, even. But then you get to apply that skill on something which _isn't_ known in advance.

      Like how much fuel to put in that missile. If they knew that already, they wouldn't need you.

      It's like teaching people maths. It starts with 1+1=2. The point isn't that someday you'll have an ivory tower job trying to disprove "1+1=2", but that some day you'll use maths on more useful stuff. Again: it's learning a _skill_.

      "The educational system needs to turn out informed, employable people.[...]Trained, intelligent people coming from a public education system can only be an aberration that quickly gets remedied."

      Oh please... I enjoy a good whine as much as you do, but this one is a stupid whine. The point isn't to churn out people who don't know the 360 degrees definition, it's churning out people who've learned _both_ that _and_ how to conduct an experiment.

      It's about teaching them a _skill_. Any idiot can regurgitate trivia. Having a scientific skill is a more valuable thing. And that's what they're trying to teach them there.

      So I stand by what I've said: if you can't see why that's more useful than just memorizing trivia and fudging results, that _is_ a failure of education.

      --
      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    66. Re: Also... by mgcarley · · Score: 1


      Whatchu readin' for? Why do' all that fancy learn'in, when if y'all finish in 6 er' 7 years, y'all come out like i'jits anyway.

      Year 10 in Australia and NZ includes the equivalent of elementary (can't you just say primary) and middle (intermediate) schools.

      Here in NZ, we do School cert in Year 11, because we start education off (yechnically) a year before you aussies. Then there is HSC in Year 12 and University Entrance/Bursary in Year 13. (Y12 and 13 are optional. I myself went to Japan and got my Y12 and 13 years of High School Education there).

      RECOMMENDED LISTENING FOR THIS TOPIC: Bill Hicks - from his standup about the Flying Saucer Tour.

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    67. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the HIGHEST rated channel for a reason. Poeple want a different view. They are tired of Pravda/NYT, CNN, and the rest of the Elitist Media.

      You've hit it on the head: Fox is for Dumb People. That is why you watch.

  5. Kill Him! by bwalling · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Probably not a good article to have floating around with your name in it. I'm sure there are plenty of helpdesk personnel, network administrators, and "computer guy" friends who would like to punch that guy in the mouth.

    1. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or at least give him a job. He obviously marketable skills, and it will at least give him something to do in his spare time.

    2. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How goes that saying.. you shouldn't punch the mouth of the person who puts food on your table?

    3. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, without computer screw ups those ppl would be out of a job. I know plenty of techs who enjoyed the extra payday the sasser worm provided.

    4. Re:Kill Him! by KingDaveRa · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure there are plenty of helpdesk personnel, network administrators, and "computer guy" friends who would like to punch that guy in the mouth.

      Not really. He keeps people like me in a job.

    5. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No KILL MICROSOFT then torture him

    6. Re:Kill Him! by foidulus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Like his mother? IIRC, he wrote these viruses to increase revenue for his mother's computer consulting business....

    7. Re:Kill Him! by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would be painful to watch.

      There's nothing more pathetic than a bunch of nrds trying to throw a punch.

    8. Re:Kill Him! by hkmwbz · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know about that. In the martial arts classes I go to most people are typical nerds. They look the part too, but you should see them move while fighting.

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    9. Re:Kill Him! by Psiren · · Score: 1

      I have more than enough problems to deal with without viruses taking up my time. I vote punch in the mouth. In fact, as far as I'm concerned they should hang him by his testicles.

    10. Re:Kill Him! by Ba3r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If a significant portion of the world's communications and commerce infrastructure can be signficantly effected by the hackings of a disgruntled, alienated minor, perhaps rather than murdering the most likely talented, albeit misguided youth, we could take a closer look at why our infrastructure is so vulnerable.

    11. Re:Kill Him! by donnyspi · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm salaried. I didn't enjoy the OT...

    12. Re:Kill Him! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      But if they have interests outside of their speciality, they're no longer nerds.

      (Okay, so I'm redefining the argument to fit my position. This is the internet).

    13. Re:Kill Him! by Thavius · · Score: 1

      Yup, never underestimate a nerd. My Master is a math teacher, and at college there were plenty of CS/MIS people in taekwondo.

    14. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Some of us haven't been nerds our entire lives.


      For example, I was in the U.S. Army infantry for 11 years before getting into computers.


      I'm pretty sure I could kick the shit out of this guy without looking too "nerdy".

    15. Re:Kill Him! by pvt_medic · · Score: 4, Funny

      or maybe there is good still in him and we can sway him back to the good side of the force

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      30% Troll, 50% Underrated, 10% Interesting
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    16. Re:Kill Him! by just+some+computer+j · · Score: 1

      Nah, geeks will think of a way to not have to actually throw a punch. Geeks will use the Sony robot to do all the punching for them.

      --
      eh, this sucks, I am going back to bed....
    17. Re:Kill Him! by 91degrees · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but I suspect that most people wouldn't really consider you a nerd.

    18. Re:Kill Him! by jesser · · Score: 1

      or maybe there is good still in him and we can sway him back to the good side of the force

      When I was that around his age, I disclosed a security hole I found in DALnet's IRCD to blackhats rather than to server admins. I wrote one of the "script.ini" worms for mIRC described by RIMC. I even used a form of nick "spoofing" to execute "man-in-the-middle" attacks between members of IRC lesbian sex channels.

      Now I use my powers for good as a member of Mozilla's security group.

      --
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    19. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I even used a form of nick "spoofing" to execute "man-in-the-middle" attacks between members of IRC lesbian sex channels.

      I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that you couldn't get any on IRC or the fact that your life story has a punch-line.

    20. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an either/or proposition. We should take a closer look at why our infrastructure is so vulnerable, AND we should execute him.

    21. Re:Kill Him! by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      If a significant portion of the world's communications and commerce infrastructure can be signficantly effected by the hackings of a disgruntled, alienated minor, perhaps rather than murdering the most likely talented, albeit misguided youth, we could take a closer look at why our infrastructure is so vulnerable.
      ...and THEN murder him, as an example to the rest of the talented indolent youths that perhaps their time could be better spent doing something other than e-vandalism.

      Something really gory and slow. Webcast, of course. Maybe TechTV would carry it?

      --
      -Styopa
    22. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have more than enough problems to deal with without viruses taking up my time.

      But if you don't have enough problems without dealing with viruses, that means the number of personnels are larger than what's necessary. That leads to layoffs since companies don't pay you to sit around. You maybe the lucky one to keep your job, but the guy in the next cubicle may not. In other words, the effect of a virus has on IT employements and industry as a whole is not necessarily the same on you. To see that, one would have to do a study on general IT employments in the presence and in the absence of potential viruses.

    23. Re:Kill Him! by jred · · Score: 1

      I love being the man-in-the-middle between two lesbians.

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      jred
      I'm not a mechanic but I play one in my garage...
    24. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because most people haven't seen the full size Dell rack in my spare bedroom. :)

    25. Re:Kill Him! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Well, some people will claim that there's a difference between a geek and a nerd, but I think I'll just accept that you have a good point, since I'm somewhat intimidated by the size of your rack.

    26. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of people with marketable skills who aren't so anti-social. People like him aren't worth the trouble they cause.

      Kill him. Doesn't even have to be slow and painful, so long as he's dead.

      Then cut his head off and put it on a pike in a garden somewhere as a warning to tens of generations of losers like him that some stupid actions come at too high a price.

    27. Re:Kill Him! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Punch him? Hell any true nerd would employ the proper tool to accumulate power throughout the entire arm motion, and apply leverage to focus the energy in a particular spot.

      Whether that object is a baseball bat, golf club, or clue-by-four is a matter of personal preference.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    28. Re:Kill Him! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      If you are willing to compromise on the speed, and increase the gore, CNN would probably cover it. Throw in nudity, and FOX would have it for sure.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    29. Re:Kill Him! by andfarm · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I have seen some *seriously* deadly nerds. (And I'm one myself - I took karate for a few years, taught by my English teacher ;-)

      --

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  6. release him immediately... profit loss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    well them antivirus and security companies shoulda be thunking earlier about their problem now, that almost nobody need them products any more, as they constantly chase and hunt down them spammers and virus authros and scriptkiddies crax0rers....

    well, jobs lost again.... whats the new business model of these companies now?

    rating: informative/insiteful rather than funny. thankyou

  7. Can you say... by Freon115 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Scapegoat?

    Isn't he the one Valve blamed for the HL2 source code theft as well?

    1. Re:Can you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Scapegoat, my ass. Can you say guilty?

    2. Re:Can you say... by Jeff+Kelly · · Score: 5, Informative

      No that has been a phatbot infection.

      This poor guy may have been arrested for the development of Netsky/Sasser but according to several IT-Newspapers in germany he was not the only one who was developing them. There were some backings and partners who may have made him their scapegoat although these are mainly rumors.

      This guy has also been blamed for phatbot although that one was developed by a different person meanwhile arrested (which at some time in the past had made contact to the Netsky Author)

      Jeff

    3. Re:Can you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There were some backings and partners who may have made him their scapegoat although these are mainly rumors.
      A partial list of high-profile criminals who, it is rumored, "didn't really do it":
      • John Wilkes Booth
      • Lee Harvey Oswald
      • James Earl Ray
      • Mumia Jamal
      • Timothy McVeigh
      • The West Memphis Three
      • Osama bin Laden
    4. Re:Can you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      certainly - would you like fries with that?

    5. Re: Can you say... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


      > Should I put on my tinfoil hat now?

      Yes, it improves our reception.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    6. Re:Can you say... by wayward · · Score: 1

      Do you think he wanted to get credit for the viruses and was a little overeager to "confess?" What are the odds of other people coming forward and saying, "No, I did it!"

  8. Strange coincidence by leathered · · Score: 5, Funny

    70% of virus infections in my neighbourhood are caused by just one woman.

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    1. Re:Strange coincidence by b374 · · Score: 4, Funny
      70% of virus infections in my neighbourhood are caused by just one woman.
      I heard the reason is that one can open her ports in promiscuous mode...
    2. Re:Strange coincidence by wobblie · · Score: 0

      unfortunately no nerds have root access and can't turn promiscuous mode off

    3. Re:Strange coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are kidding me. Tell me what kind of nerds ever having any access of any kind to a woman's ports? The best a nerd can do is just to probe her ports wirelessly.

  9. Good or Bad by lachlan76 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To be honest, I'd rather have to do AV work on one virus 70% of the time, and spend the other 30% fixing a couple of others. Maybe write a script if need be, and 70% of the time, I just do the same thing over and over.

    Or, you could spend 10% of the time working on each of 10 viruses. Suddenly, you think, I wish I could be 70% sure what the problem will be, it is alot easier.

    1. Re:Good or Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To be honest, I'd rather have to do AV work on one virus 70% of the time, and spend the other 30% fixing a couple of others."

      Insightful??? So you think it would have been tougher to deal with the virus/worm problem this year if the top 4 viruses had been less effective?

      Your statement would make some sense if there was an annual cap on virus activity, and all virus writers adhered to that. Maybe we need to make an extension to SMTP to handle this:

      DATA
      593-virus allotment exceeded; try again next year

    2. Re:Good or Bad by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      You're so right - virus writers need to be made aware of the dangers of a monoculture.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
  10. What About the Russians? by toonerh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The mainstream and tech press is always implicating Russian crackers or links to .ru sites... What's the real deal? Someone is feeding us disinformation with a shovel.

    1. Re:What About the Russians? by r00zky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Someone is feeding us disinformation with a shovel.

      Hi and welcome, you must be new here
      Where have you been the last hmmmmm... 2000 years?

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    2. Re:What About the Russians? by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      Hmm, same place as most of us - dead. Or at least, not alive. Whether the two amount to the same thing is academic.
      Somehow I doubt many posting on /. was around over 70 years ago.

      *waits for clouds of OAPs to descend on him like flies*

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      im in ur .sig, writin ur memes.
    3. Re:What About the Russians? by b374 · · Score: 1, Funny
      The mainstream and tech press is always implicating Russian crackers or links to .ru sites...
      Yeah... that's true... check out here.
  11. the bounty wins out by khallow · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Looks like Microsoft indeed had a great idea with its bounty for turning in virus writers. From the article, it appears that the bounty was a key factor in getting this guy caught. And he's responsible for three viruses which are claimed to have caused "70%" of "virus activity" detected by Sophos (whoever those guys are). I assume that means this guy was plenty of trouble for Microsoft.

    You got to wonder why Microsoft never did this before. From a business standpoint, the return on investment for this $250,000 bounty is probably going to be quite impressive.

    1. Re:the bounty wins out by kamelkev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure I follow your "business standpoint" logic. I think it is a bad idea, and bad precedent. Microsoft should be focusing money and energy on their product, not on containment techniques.

      The fact of the matter is that this strategy only works if there are only a handful of people with the knowledge to write the virii, and you think you can catch them all. However this is not the case... several "authors" have proven to be minors, which only demonstrates that the knowledge is widely available to those who seek it out.

    2. Re:the bounty wins out by jesser · · Score: 1

      The fact of the matter is that this strategy only works if there are only a handful of people with the knowledge to write the virii, and you think you can catch them all. However this is not the case... several "authors" have proven to be minors, which only demonstrates that the knowledge is widely available to those who seek it out.

      More to the point, this strategy only works if virus authors make it possible for other people to find out who the author is.

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    3. Re:the bounty wins out by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      Baloney. If anything, this proves that deterrence is utterly worthless. It demonstrates that only a single hacker (or maybe one hacker and two or three of his friends) can infect the entire world. So you could offer a $10 billion bounty and a mandatory death sentence for the guy and his entire family -- but all it takes is ONE GUY out of 6 billion humans who doesn't think he'll get caught, or is insane and simply doesn't act in his own self-interest, or hasn't heard of the penalty, and you're completely sunk.

      Think about how devastating the penalties are for murder in the U.S. And realize that nevertheless, murders happen every day. In light of that, their virus bounties are absolutely useless for everything except PR. But that's what they've always been about -- the APPEARANCE of security.

    4. Re:the bounty wins out by khallow · · Score: 1
      Baloney. If anything, this proves that deterrence is utterly worthless. It demonstrates that only a single hacker (or maybe one hacker and two or three of his friends) can infect the entire world. So you could offer a $10 billion bounty and a mandatory death sentence for the guy and his entire family -- but all it takes is ONE GUY out of 6 billion humans who doesn't think he'll get caught, or is insane and simply doesn't act in his own self-interest, or hasn't heard of the penalty, and you're completely sunk.

      The capability to infect the whole world has been present since the 80's and I'm not going to defend Microsoft's terrible record on security. But here's my take. Microsoft had a prolithic problem here. For $250,000 that they might not even have to pay, they captured this guy who isn't producing problems any more. The story indicates that this guy wouldn't have been caught if it weren't for the bounty.

      Think about how devastating the penalties are for murder in the U.S. And realize that nevertheless, murders happen every day. In light of that, their virus bounties are absolutely useless for everything except PR. But that's what they've always been about -- the APPEARANCE of security.

      I buy that. Microsoft definitely doesn't have security on its priority list.

      As far as "deterence" goes, I find your argument to be irrelevant. Yes, the hefty punishments for murder and the like are intended to prevent murders. But why do you say that a deterence has failed just because an unwanted activity still occurs? One should also consider the frequency of the activity. Would there be no change in the number of murders, if no deterence were present? Or if the murderer had little chance of being caught?

      In that sense, I think Microsoft's bounties work to an extent. There's a bogusly high rate of PC infections (due to MS practices). The bounty increases the odds of a virus or worm writer getting caught which is a deterence factor. Given that through this tactic, MS caught one of the bigger problems of this year indicates to me that this is worth something.

      Bounties are a deterence, but not a final solution. I'd consider it a band aid until MS (and maybe the Internet community) decides to get serious about PC infections and other nefarious activities.

    5. Re:the bounty wins out by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      No! Because life goes on for 99.9% of all citizens at the present (positive) frequency of murders. Even though deterrence doesn't ELIMIATE murder, it cuts it back enough that the system works.

      With virus writers, though, a single guy infects the whole world. You'd literally need to deter every single potential author before you'd see much of a change. Cutting back on the number of virus writers isn't that significant; to have the effect MS is looking for, they'd have to wipe them out completely. And deterrence just won't do that, because there will always be the occasional radical who for whatever reason isn't affected by deterrence.

      So offering bounties and such is really a pretty useless action on MS's part, provided they're legitimately interested in squashing viruses. They'd be much better served offering people bounties to find original, exploitable holes in Windows security and report them only to MS. Give out $250,000 for each unique remote exploit people can find and patch them -- that would be a step in the direction of security.

      That's what I meant; sorry for being unclear.

    6. Re:the bounty wins out by khallow · · Score: 1
      Sorry about the late reply.

      With virus writers, though, a single guy infects the whole world. You'd literally need to deter every single potential author before you'd see much of a change. Cutting back on the number of virus writers isn't that significant; to have the effect MS is looking for, they'd have to wipe them out completely. And deterrence just won't do that, because there will always be the occasional radical who for whatever reason isn't affected by deterrence.

      I don't buy this argument. Less people out there writing viruses means less work for Microsoft patching up the holes.

      So offering bounties and such is really a pretty useless action on MS's part, provided they're legitimately interested in squashing viruses. They'd be much better served offering people bounties to find original, exploitable holes in Windows security and report them only to MS. Give out $250,000 for each unique remote exploit people can find and patch them -- that would be a step in the direction of security.

      I think a prize (of smaller size) would be effective here. For example, as I understand it Netscape used to offer a free T-shirt for spotting security flaws in Netscape's browser. Rumor has it that one exploit ended up in the NY Times (and elsewhere) because Netscape wouldn't part with a T-shirt for a previous discovery.

    7. Re:the bounty wins out by khallow · · Score: 1
      I apologize for the late post.

      I'm not sure I follow your "business standpoint" logic. I think it is a bad idea, and bad precedent. Microsoft should be focusing money and energy on their product, not on containment techniques. The fact of the matter is that this strategy only works if there are only a handful of people with the knowledge to write the virii, and you think you can catch them all. However this is not the case... several "authors" have proven to be minors, which only demonstrates that the knowledge is widely available to those who seek it out.

      I disagree with this on two points. First, it's painfully obviously that Microsoft trades off program quality for profit. The bounty is cost effective because it allows a long existing strategy to continue.

      Second, Microsoft's goal here isn't elimination of the problem but partial containment. If they can reduce the demand for security fixes (ie, by reducing the rate of creation of viruses), then they can make more money. A bounty seems a pretty cheap way to do that.

      Having said that, I don't see the present state of affairs continuing. Already there appears to be a significant shift to Mozilla and other non-IE browsers. I think Microsoft will find that its main products are slowing becoming commodities (with low profit markups) with Microsoft competing against a much cheaper (ie, often free), higher reliability, more secure system. The only things in Microsoft's favor is usability and the broad quantity of software that runs on the system.

  12. In other news... by b374 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...99% of virus activity this year due to bugs / vulnerabilities in products from a single company.

    1. Re:In other news... by benzapp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I take a 2x4 and bash you in the face with it, do we say that your face was vulernable to a natural product moving a moderate velocity?

      Every single thing in nature, and every single thing created by man is vulnerable to SOMETHING. From a natural standpoint, that is what life is, exploitation of other lifeform's vulnerabilities. Millions of bacteria are doing that in your body righ now, the very second you read this.

      --
      I don't read or respond to AC posts
    2. Re:In other news... by JDevers · · Score: 1

      I assure you, we are using those bacteria to our own advantage at the same time. It isn't a parasitic relationship, but a commensal one...

      I agree with your general statement though, just not your specific example. There are many animals which couldn't exist in their niche at ALL without direct microorganism aid (cows and termites immediately spring to mind) and most of the rest would be much worse off.

    3. Re:In other news... by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      You think that's air you're breathing?

      --
      Not All Who Wander Are Lost
    4. Re:In other news... by b374 · · Score: 1

      Nature never launched a Trustworthy Computing initiative still...

    5. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...more like 99.999%. Five 9's of exploitability! Won't see that coming out of marketing.

    6. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, I can't believe I have to explain this...

      Suppose I were to start a lock-making company, and one way or another I acheive a near-monopoly. At this point, I should have the resources to make locks that work. If my locks have numerous flaws that hinder one's ability to secure one's home, then my company shares some responsibility for the resulting break-ins. It would be wholly unappropriate to compare my flawed locks failing because of those flaws to physical attacks which will always succeed.

      If Windows were failing due to flaws that were _inherent_ to operating systems, your analogy would be valid. As it is, it's merely a false analogy modded up by Microsoft fanboys.

    7. Re:In other news... by Lumica · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, it ain't MS fault one can't even write a decent virus on Linux :*) It ain't that easy to spread a virus when everyone you want to infect needs to grab the sources of the virus, compile them, then needs to update a few libs, which will only run with a new kernel, this in turn needs update of [...and so on...]. No virus kid^H^H^Hwriter is up to that challenge, especially since there will be near to no hope getting into the antivir highscore's with this.

    8. Re:In other news... by Speare · · Score: 1

      Saying that it's just a natural outcome and you shouldn't bother complaining about it is like blaming the native North American tribesfolk for dying when the Europeans brought a ton of new viruses and germs to which they weren't immune. Yes, it's a natural outcome of having a monoculture society. Yes, it happens and yes, it's tragic.

      But now that we know the dangers of monoculture vulnerabilities, we have a duty to rectify and adapt and evolve, both in terms of defenses and diversity.

      --
      [ .sig file not found ]
  13. Choice quote by TheFairElf · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The computer worm he created continues to spread despite the fact that their creator has been taken out of the equation."
    duh!

    1. Re:Choice quote by Billism · · Score: 1
      "The computer worm he created continues to spread despite the fact that their creator has been taken out of the equation."
      duh!


      Exactly my thoughts, reading that article. What kind of people do they have reporting information on this?
    2. Re:Choice quote by dfj225 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And all this time I thought people who wrote worms had to sit there and manually enter IP address for the worm to attack next!

      --
      SIGFAULT
    3. Re:Choice quote by Chewie · · Score: 1

      To steal/paraphrase from Family Guy,

      Stewie: Well, only one thing to try!
      1.1.1.1....Damn!
      1.1.1.2....Damn!
      1.1.1.3. ...Damn!
      1.1.1.4....Damn!
      etc.

      --
      49 20 68 61 76 65 20 74 6F 6F 20 6D 75 63 68 20 66 72 65 65 20 74 69 6D 65 2E
  14. I can't rightly apprehend this... by DeadVulcan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The computer worm he created continues to spread despite the fact that their creator has been taken out of the equation.

    How on earth must one believe that a worm works (or think that one's readers believe that a worm works) in order for them make such a statement?

    I'm reminded of a great quote by Charles Babbage. Babbage was asked (by a member of parliament... of course) whether his analytical engine will, in spite of being given erroneous input, nevertheless arrive at the desired answer. Babbage's response?

    "I cannot rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that would provoke such a question."

    --
    Accountability on the heads of the powerful.
    Power in the hands of the accountable.
    1. Re:I can't rightly apprehend this... by strider44 · · Score: 1

      I know the feeling. I typed my credit card number into Internet Explorer and it still sent my money to Microsoft, even though Microsoft isn't even developing IE anymore.

    2. Re:I can't rightly apprehend this... by julesh · · Score: 4, Informative

      How on earth must one believe that a worm works (or think that one's readers believe that a worm works) in order for them make such a statement?

      I suspect a lot of people think they all get sent directly by the person who wrote them, and that they are somehow under his control.

      But to be honest, I don't think most pepole actually think about how computer programs work at all. They just do.

      It's like when I wrote a chess playing program as an exercise. I showed it off to a friend, and then said I wasn't entirely happy with the way it played. The response: "How can you not be happy? Isn't it playing like you do?"

      Err... no... I didn't just copy my brain directly into the computer, actually.

    3. Re:I can't rightly apprehend this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The computer worm he created continues to spread despite the fact that their creator has been taken out of the equation."

      How on earth must one believe that a worm works (or think that one's readers believe that a worm works) in order for them make such a statement?

      There have been a number of worms/viruses that downloaded code off a website. These have been shut down by shutting down the website. So, these people you mock really aren't as dumb as you think.

    4. Re:I can't rightly apprehend this... by HermanAB · · Score: 1
      That member of parliament actually was decades ahead of Babbage. Error correction codes come to mind.

      Also, Babage's later engines had special mechanisms to detect accumulations of rounding errors, so he was eventually clueing in to the imprecision of his machines.

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
    5. Re:I can't rightly apprehend this... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...said I wasn't entirely happy with the way it played.

      You need to copy the brains of those chess guys at the RenFests. I have never failed to get my ass handed to me, on a large period-correct platter with a flagon of mead, and a turkey leg on the side.

    6. Re:I can't rightly apprehend this... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      I am not able to rightly ascertain the confusion of ideas that would result in such an understanding of error correction codes, or rounding error.

      In both cases, the initial data is still "good".

      --

      DNA just wants to be free...
    7. Re:I can't rightly apprehend this... by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      Well, the reporter isn't necessarily under that misconception. Remember, lots of people that read the news are barely literate; he may just be clearing things up for the idiots who think there's no more danger from the worms.

  15. Still the more dangerous Worm has been Phatbot by Jeff+Kelly · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yeah Netsky and Sasser have gained much more notoriety but actually phatbot has been (and still is) the more dangerous worm/trojan/backdoor around in 2004.

    There are currently several thousend different modifications of phatbot around and in contrast to Netsky/Sasser, phatboy infected systems are being commercially exploited as spam relays for UCE/UBE and Hatemail. In Europe neofascist/neonazi groups use phatboy to finance and also to distribute their propaganda.

    You can buy lists with the ips of compromised phatboy-infected computers to use for your own spam-enterprise. There are even groups which will code you your own version custom-built to your likings.

    Strangely the author of Netsky/Sasser has gained much more public interest. Yeah it was probably more annoying and a real hassle for the sysadmins. On the other hand phatboy is more dangerous than netsky and is actively exploited with criminal intent. Although the writer of phatbot has been arrested as well (coincidently also a german) all you ever hear about is the author of sasser.

    Jeff

    1. Re:Still the more dangerous Worm has been Phatbot by Troed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes. The USA is more Fascist (see my sig, it's not flamebait) than today's Germany is Nazi.

    2. Re:Still the more dangerous Worm has been Phatbot by hysterik · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how people really think they're anonymous when going through a relay like this. Isn't is possible to set up machines that appear to be infected, when in fact they are simply monitoring traffic that is relayed through them? That seems like it would be real easy to do, simply set up a number of honey pots, that appear to be affected with the various virii, and log the activity. The "virus" shouldn't be too difficult to reverse engineer.

    3. Re:Still the more dangerous Worm has been Phatbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can buy lists with the ips of compromised phatboy-infected computers to use for your own spam-enterprise.

      So, where can I get this list for my spam filter? And why haven't legitimate mail server admins thought of that already (or have they)?

  16. An open letter to Sven Jaschan by Schreckgestalt · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Although you may not be able to read this, I still want to shout out a huge thank you.

    THANK YOU!

    People like you help me argument against the beady-eyed managers that a computer-monoculture is bad for business.

    How else could I easily bring Linux or Firefox on Windows to our enterprise customers? And hey, what people know from the office, they will also use at home.

    Not to say that you help the OSS community, but you do.

    Thanks again.

    1. Re:An open letter to Sven Jaschan by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      NO, all his customers will still use win32/64 (if ever ships) and the marvelous IE with ActiveX heaven and will get infected.

      Than, they will buy antivirus from Sophos...

      You must be dreaming man...

    2. Re:An open letter to Sven Jaschan by Schreckgestalt · · Score: 1
      I am not dreaming. I have, among other customers, a 6000+ users company that decided to disallow Internet access thru their proxies using IE. So we rolled-out Firefox to everyone, which is the only allowed browser.

      IE for the ActiveX requiring intranet-webapps, Firefox for the Internet.

      And by the way, everyone's got cygwin and jEdit.

  17. Blanket Party anyone? by ryane67 · · Score: 1

    I dont know about the rest of you, but even if guys like this keep some of us in jobs I'd still like to drag him outside and have a good old fashion blanket party.
    Anybody got a few extra baseball bats? If not we can just fill socks with penny rolls.

    --
    ?SYNTAX ERROR IN LINE 42
    1. Re:Blanket Party anyone? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm just showing my ignorance here... but WTF is a blanket party?

    2. Re:Blanket Party anyone? by ryane67 · · Score: 1

      Blanket Party

      or for those to lazy to link...
      Folks that served in the military might be familiar with the term "blanket party," that's when an unsuspecting serviceman is visited in the middle of the night by several of his disgruntled comrades. While he is asleep, a blanket is thrown over his body and is firmly held down by some of his assailants, while other attackers pummel him through the blanket, with fists, bats or other objects. The attack happens in the dark, and although the victim might have a strong suspicion of who his muggers were, he can usually never prove it.

      --
      ?SYNTAX ERROR IN LINE 42
    3. Re:Blanket Party anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much too easy a sentence. I would suggest you deal out your blows with wiffel bats instead. You get a lot more pounding time before you cross the line.

  18. God bless that guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I made sooo much money from fixing and securing against those viruses its not even funny.

    That guy might as well have bought me my new computer and a car :D

  19. Netsky variants ! by phreakv6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Netsky forms a major share in that 70%.But that is including all its variants.I do not know if u attribute the credits for the Netsky variants [A,B,C,D...] also to Sven.I beleive the variants are from other virus hobbists as well.It is not fair to attribute them all on Sven at a staggering 70%.

    --
    fifteen jugglers, five believers
    1. Re:Netsky variants ! by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Virus hobbiest?

      Is that like a cannibal dilettante?

      Or maybe a murder enthusiast?

      --
      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
    2. Re:Netsky variants ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I thought that, too. But it seems for most of the visiting kiddies here, OS/full disclosure is a good thing (tm), but sharing virus code isn't. Some of them might even call unauthorized copies 'theft'; you just can't argue with some people.
      Perhaps I'll entertain myself tonight looking for cross scripting exploits on ./

  20. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was on the reg about a week ago. Go get some new news!

  21. Attention-Seeking Geek by sciop101 · · Score: 3, Informative
    And now the rest of the story!

    "...one of Jaschan's schoolfriends revealed the worm author's identity to Microsoft."

    http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/articles/netskyher o.html

    --
    The only thing new in this world is the history that you don't know.[Harry Truman]
  22. As a self-appointed representative of ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    the top virii writers of the world, we strongly dispute the figures underlying this study. Jaschan, who, by the way, is not certified, has released virii that make up 70% of the recognizable infections. However, the truly top infections released this year have been stealth mutating virii that, to this day, own over 62.7% of the world's Windows computers (including an impressive 71.9% of the Pentagon's Windows laptops). When SP2 is released, they will SPRING into action, finally and gloriously proclaiming their true intent: to get Yahoo Serious a write-in Academy Award. Doesn't have to be for acting. Writing will do.

    I, for one, welcome my Yahoo Serious Overlord.

  23. this reminds me a bit of Vernor Vinge's stuff... by Malor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Vinge is a great(!) SF author. Many of his novels deal with an idea he calls the Singularity; the concept that technology will keep accelerating until we gain the ability to increase our own intelligence, at which point the changes will come so fast that we we will become unrecognizable to pre-Singularity humans.

    One of his fundamental ideas is that the growth of technology will give individuals more and more power. I'm not sure if he explicitly says this himself, but one of his themes is that individual people will have the power of atom bombs. It won't BE atom bombs, it will be something else... like the ability to write viruses.

    In terms of direct harm, it would appear that Sasser may have done more damage than slamming planes into the WTC. Indirect damage, everyone overreacting and doing stupid things, was tremendously greater with the WTC, of course. But in terms of direct, measurable damage ... perhaps Sasser and Netsky were worse?

    Speaking, again, purely in economic terms, I wonder how Sasser and Netsky rate against the Hiroshima or Nagasaki bombs? I realise that the viruses probably didn't kill anyone, and they didn't start or end any wars. We don't feel it as much because everyone paid a little bit, instead of a few people paying a whole lot... but in terms of actual dollars/yen/economic value, I wonder how they compare?

    However that comparison comes out, being singlehandledly responsible for 70% of all virus activity over the last year is *a lot* of power. Vinge's Singularity may not be that far off... assuming we don't virus ourselves to death first, anyway.

  24. Re:Death threats? by lachlan76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because a guy with a compiler will do alot less damage than a company with a govenment which will do whatever they say.

    Think...how hard is it to clean up Sasser? How hard is it to get DMCA/INDUCE/etc. revoked? Which would you prefer to try?

    And the virus writer who can do this has put a lot of effort into it. MPAA/RIAA/SCO just sue people again, and again, and again.

  25. Once and for all by stud9920 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You DO NOT speak Latin. Stop making up words. There is no plural tu the latin word virus. It means "poison", the plural of which is "much poison" (notice the absence of an s) in most contexts.

    Even if it had a Latin plural, it would not be "virIi". That would be the plural of "virIus" which doesn't exist. It cannot be "viri" either, as this is the nominative plural of "vir" (man).

    1. Re:Once and for all by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What's even worse is the phrase "virii writers"... would you say "worms writers" (unless it has to do with that amusing game), or "trojans writers"?

      I swear, people seem to go out of their way to use a word with two i's, even when it doesn't make sense on multiple levels.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    2. Re:Once and for all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virus does not mean poison. It basically means, "You're guess is as good as mine."

    3. Re:Once and for all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It cannot be "viri" either, as this is the nominative plural of "vir" (man).

      And we all know that there can be no case in which two words sound the same - that would be too confusing. Ignore these ignorant people who insist on saying "virii", they're just trying to show off their non-existant knowledge.

    4. Re:Once and for all by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      The plural of virus is Microsoft.

    5. Re:Once and for all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well here's the other thing.

      English is NOT a Latin language, it is NOT a romance language.
      English is a Germanic language with an expanded vocabulary consisting of words from hundreds of languages.

      There are words of latin origin in English that have variations with latin endings. There are also words of latin origin in English with Greek endings. There are words in English that have an Old English root, a Latin prefix and a norse suffix.

      English doesn't give a shit whether or not the plural of Cactus is Cacti.
      The plural of Virus is Viruses because it is. you can't look at latin to decide how to spell English. Even if Virii or Viri _was_ the latin plural of Virus, which it's not.

  26. Re:this reminds me a bit of Vernor Vinge's stuff.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In terms of direct harm, it would appear that Sasser may have done more damage than slamming planes into the WTC.

    Number of people killed in the WTC collapse: ~3000.

    Number of people killed by Sasser and Netsky: 0.

    You Idiot Normal Person

  27. Or wait until his statement (Thanks, SCO!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am the author and owner of the -- ahem -- patch. You would need a license to install it, and I have taken the liberty of installing it while you were online. Now please send me three monthly payments of $199.00 for the license."

  28. Re:Death threats? by goldspider · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Im guessing the general population would want him lynched but these are probably the same sort of people who blame..."

    This guy wrote the worms. He is directly responsible for 100% of the damage they caused.

    I'd say people are justified to be angry at him.

    --
    "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
  29. OT: Slashdot slashdotted? by daniel23 · · Score: 1

    I'm getting an awful lot of 503 or white pages here this morning.

    Guess this must be the sickening effect of the stupid new color scheme

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    605413? Yes, it's a prime.
  30. Obvious Sliders reference/quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Uhhh, we're from Canada."

    I still can't believe the number of times they explained their not-quite-belonging as being from Canada and that everybody accepted it with a "Oh, ok then."
    (being from Canada myself, I found it quite hysterical)

  31. His mother must be so proud! by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 4, Funny
    The envy of all the coffee mornings.

    "So what does your son do?"

    "He's in prison after writing the worlds most successful computer viruses. Ouch! Don't hit me! Ouch! Stoppp!

    --

    -WolfWithoutAClause

    "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"
  32. Great job by Wind_Walker · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Yeah, this is exactly what we want to do to virus writers - give them recognition and a "ranking". Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.

    It's bad enough that they feel the need to "compete" against other virus writers for some internet version of "street cred" but now we're fucking ranking them?

    How long until people start writing viruses just to "get points" on some chart somewhere? Christ, you people have no logic whatsoever.

    1. Re:Great job by leo_llew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The ranking comes from an anti-virus company (sophos). Therefore it's in their intention to challange young people to break this particular record... It called "Creating new Market resources"

    2. Re:Great job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this is exactly what we want to do to violent criminals - give them recognition and a "ranking". Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.

      It's bad enough that they feel the need to "compete" against other murderers and rapists for some sicko version of "street cred" but now we're fucking ranking them?

      How long until people start committing crimes just to "get featured" on America's Most Wanted? Christ, you people have no logic whatsoever.

      Hint: you might just be over-reacting.

    3. Re:Great job by yapyap · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is exactly what we want to do to virus writers - give them recognition and a "ranking". Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. It's bad enough that they feel the need to "compete" against other virus writers for some internet version of "street cred" but now we're fucking ranking them? How long until people start writing viruses just to "get points" on some chart somewhere? Christ, you people have no logic whatsoever. Oh give me a break. I guess it's better to supress the fact that one man may be responsible for 70% of virus traffic. We'll all be better off, because people will stop writing viruses right? As you inanely already mentioned they already are competing amongst themselves for street cred. And to answer your question, yes we are ranking them but it's not like we're "now fucking ranking them" we have been for a long time. It's called the Internet Storm Center. You really should find something else to rant about.

    4. Re:Great job by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think the original post fits more, and I don't think it is necessarily overreacting.

      I'd think that a lot of virus writers do what they do because they think it is cool, and no one really gets hurt, right? "Ranking" pests isn't the same as "ranking" murderers and rapists.

    5. Re:Great job by danharan · · Score: 1
      Yeah, this is exactly what we want to do to virus writers - give them recognition and a "ranking"...
      How long until people start writing viruses just to "get points" on some chart somewhere?
      While you have a point, this could be a double-edged sword. Appealing to their irrational desires can force them to take foolish risks.
      --
      Information: "I want to be anthropomorphized"
    6. Re:Great job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long until people start writing viruses just to "get points" on some chart somewhere? Christ, you people have no logic whatsoever.

      Where were you 15 years ago?

      Doing it for "mad props" alone is no longer enough. Today, they're doing it so that they can get hired by the mob/mofia/yakuza/spammers.

      "Hire me and I'll bring along a million trojaned PCs!"

  33. Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    More like: "70% of the wars in 2003 were caused by people in leadership positions that wear towels on their heads"

    1. Re:Not quite by RWerp · · Score: 1

      Who wore the towel: Bush or Saddam?

      --
      "Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead." (John Maynard Keynes)
  34. Re:this reminds me a bit of Vernor Vinge's stuff.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moron...if you had read his ENTIRE post, you would see he was talking strictly about economic impact.

  35. Sue Him! by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    Companies that got hit badly should sue him. Even if he doesn't have any money and lives in Germany, they could go after him to make an example to deter people from writing viruses in the future. Sure everyone can point the finger at microsoft, but this guy sat down and wrote a program specifically to piss people off and mess up their computer. If I own a bank and I get robbed because the vault was shoddy, I'd be pissed at the vault manufacturer and of course the person who robbed me.

    I doubt companies that bring civil lawsuits would ever get a dime, but if that stops another sasser in the future, then it's money well spent.

    1. Re:Sue Him! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      his already fucked up beyond the point where suing him would make any deterrent more.

      and making an example of him doesn't really work(he already is anyways).. none of those guys writing these expect to get caught(the laws are already tight enough that they're essentially fucked if they do get caught and they know it).

      suing him more would lead to lawyers billing more though(and making your company lose even _MORE_ money because of him)..

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      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    2. Re:Sue Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      Companies should sue their software provider for their negligence. Companies should stop being sheep and switch to a different software provider that doesn't have a shitty track record. Companies should stop hiering incompetent people to implement and maintain their security. Companies should stop looking for a scape goat. Companies should take responsiblity for their own failures. Companies that got hit badly should fire their security personel, or demote them and bring in more competent personel.

      Having worked in IT for almost 3 years while putting myself through college, I can say for a fact that most IT adminstration are no more competent to adminster a computer system than the users they are supporting. Thier user's don't understand computers, and they aren't much better off.

      With Microsoft software, the computer becomse a magic box. Adminstators don't know how it works, they're just follow procedures they've been givin to fix and maintain it. As such, adminstrators tend to act like a chicken with its head chopped off. They do the same things over and over again with the same result running in circles -- the definition of insane.

      Microsoft software reduces the status quo to stupidty.

  36. Odd by transient · · Score: 3, Funny

    Coincidentally, 70% of my voicemail messages are Sophos salespeople. Andrew, if you're reading this: for the love of God, STOP CALLING ME!!!

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    irb(main):001:0>
  37. Full quote by Sindri · · Score: 4, Informative

    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

    1. Re:Full quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing that even the concept of a computer created a stupidity induction field. I swear, some day computers won't be remembered for the information revolution they caused, but for the field of stupitronics that was created to figure out why computers cause some people to become very stupid.

  38. Change your sig by freedom_india · · Score: 1

    GMail now supports Safari and Opera

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    "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  39. Re:Death threats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think...how hard is it to clean up Sasser? How hard is it to get DMCA/INDUCE/etc. revoked? Which would you prefer to try?

    How about neither. While the RIAA types are assholes, it doesn't lessen the fact that viruses these twerps write are just criminal.

    I was talking to one poor bastard in Finland who had nearly 100 servers take a dump due to blaster. I'm sure he'd like a little private time with whoever wrote it.

  40. Your State/Territory != Australia by Joel+Carr · · Score: 1

    Speaking of dodgy maths, before my School Certificate (an exam all high school students do in year 10 in Australia)...

    Not wanting to be a pedantic prick, but unless things have changed substantially since my fun filled days of Australian secondary education, not every year 10 student in the country sits this 'School Certificate' thingamo.

    In fact, if this web site is to be believed, only students attending high school in the ACT and NSW have the pleasure:
    http://www.teachers.ash.org.au/aussieed/secondarye ducation.htm

    As Australia consists of a further territory and 5 states, for your sake I hope 'Australian Studies' wasn't a component of the exam.

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    Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. -- AE
    1. Re:Your State/Territory != Australia by DHam · · Score: 1

      Really wanting to be a pedantic prick, had you bothered to read the website you pointed to, you'd know that ACT students don't do the School Certificate either (the ACT Year 10 Certificate has nothing to do with the NSW School Certificate and, particularly relevant in this case, does not involve external examinations).

    2. Re:Your State/Territory != Australia by Joel+Carr · · Score: 1

      Haha, smack down!!

      I knew I was going to screw something up and someone was going to lynch me for it. I must have spent too long looking for spelling errors and not enough time reading the web site. :-)

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      Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. -- AE
  41. re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pants ==> http://www.vnunet.de/it/strategie/article.asp?Arti cleID=20040602011

    More power to him I say.

    Insist on running insecure boxen, your fault.

    Management insist on running insecure boxen, their fault.

    Expecting people 'not' to crack/compromise insecure systems, a daydream you're having.

    You might as well say... "Don't over use Windows 95... it'll crash".

    It's like no, uhh, sorry, fix the bugs so I can use it any way I wish.

    And no, Microsoft isn't capable of putting out a good OS. It took them five years to get rid of the unstable 9x kernel series and Windows is *still* insecure.

    Use it at your peril and don't complain when all those tech guys, who told you not to use it and who you ignored as being *leet and up their own arses* are proved right.

    It's like your Doctor telling you not to smoke, that one, really.

    1. Re:re by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "More power to him I say.[...] Expecting people 'not' to crack/compromise insecure systems, a daydream you're having"

      Newsflash: the real world was not built on being 100 unbreakable and unpenetrable.

      E.g., your front door would _not_ be unbreakable to someone determined to get past it with an axe. It's a known vulnerability, for the past few thousands of years, and noone's fixing it. Your windows are likely even more vulnerable.

      E.g., locks can be picked. Locks with master keys allow for escalation of privileges by attacking one pin at a time. It's a known vulnerability too.

      The way Real Life works isn't to waste manpower and money to make something 100% impenetrable. Real Life works by basically just setting up a big sign that says "you're not allowed past this point." And if you do, we'll throw your sorry ass in jail.

      That's really all that your front door and lock are: a sign that other people are not allowed past that point. If someone actually does the effort to pick the lock or hack down the door, it's proof enough that they did get their hint to stay out and deliberately circumvented it. So we throw them in jail.

      If someone entered your home, it's not the door manufacturer's fault, it's not the lock manufacturer's fault, it's simply the thief that's to blame. That's the one who deserves some fine time in a state prison.

      That's the security model that the Real World society was built upon. It's not perfect, but it worked wonderfully so far.

      And here's your free complimentary clue for the day: those Windows users' instinctive expectation of computer security is the same. They don't expect their computers to be an impenetrable fortress, since their RL home or car isn't either. They do expect that whoever breaks past the boundary of their home, car or computer be thrown into state jail.

      Unrealistic expectation at the moment? Maybe. But not an _unreasonable_ one. As in: it's not unreasonable to throw the script kiddie or virus writer in jail anyway. Sure, we won't stop trying to make the apps more secure, but in the meantime we also throw the asshole in jail to deter other assholes.

      And maybe it's time to give users what they ask for, instead of idiotically insisting that they addapt to what we feel like programming. Not even just in this aspect. The software industry is a fucking disaster in this aspect, and all this whining about "idiot users" and "idiot managers" is just proof of it.

      Any other industry, they try to make things comfortable and obvious for the user. In the software industry we just call them idiots and have whole sites dedicated to whining about them.

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      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    2. Re:re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunatly the 'Real World' is not so black and white, in the US anyway.

      If a criminal breaks into your house, and injures themself while in your house, you might be held responsible though the criminal was not welcome there.

      If your house has anything outside that say 'welcome' on it, then the criminal might also be considered 'welcome'. Anyone then might be considered 'welcome' in your house.

      If you don't show due dilligence in keeping someone off or out of your property, then their actions might not be considered as 'breaking an entering', unless you have enough money to sway the opinion of course. e.g. Big Corp.

    3. Re:re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If software users don't sue the software manufactures for their incompetence, then the manufactures can get away with anything they want. The government in this case isn't looking out for the consumer like it should.

      As for windows users, most view their computer as a black box. They don't care how it works, only that it works. It's a magic box that they don't understand, or care to understand. When they think about their computer they lose all sense of logic. It is magic after all.

      Since it is magic, they can be lead to believe almost anything you want them to believe about the magic box.

      Windows users don't expect their computers to secure at all, much less an 'impenetrable fortress'. They've been lead to believe that incompetecy in computer security is a normal unavaidable thing. They've got stupid AOL virus protection to stop their poor computers from all that cute sniffeling and sneezing after all.

      You can not really protect an incompetent person from themself. They have to experience something that will make them want to stop being a stupid sheep.

    4. Re:re by bucky128 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      To use your "real world" model, Windows is not analagous to a locked car sitting on the street in a relatively nice neighborhood. Windows is analagous to a car with all its doors open and a key in the ignition, sitting in the middle of downtown Gotham City.

      It's *going to* get stolen (hijacked) unless you do something about it.

      I'm all for putting this guy in jail. But at the same time, it's unrealistic to expect hackers to stay away from a computer whose OS is full of vulnerabilities, from which they stand to profit.

      You say you want to give users what they ask for....what all MY users are asking for, primarily, is "not to be bothered with this bullshit virus stuff," and the best way to make that happen at this point, IMHO, is to make it far more difficult to gain access to their computers.

      Sure, you can make an example of this guy, but I don't think that's going to stop the tidal wave of virus attacks. Instead of relying on the courts to enforce things like this, I'd much rather see an increase in computer security. Just give all your users personal firewalls (the RL equivalent of locks on their car doors)....something really simple like Zone. Software that DOES make things comfortable and obvious for the user.

      And when the problems go away, they will remember that security, not the court system, solved the problem.

      --B

    5. Re:re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I agree with the essentials, you are very wrong. Devil in the details.

      My front door is out of reasonable reach except for maybe 15000 people. My computer on cable modem is available to (however many people are on the internet) spread all over the world. This is a fact, and if I sell a door that opens to such a huge number of people, it should be designed to handle it.

      I may want to beat this particular character, or prosecute him. Another fact gets in the way. He is in a different country 9 time zones away. I can't talk to the local prosecutor to get action. I can't even make it an issue country wide, since it is outside of my country. Laws, iow, mean nothing. So again, my door has to be built with that in mind.

      With these realities in mind, perhaps it is sheer incompetence to sell a product that, for example, has ports designed for a lan open to the whole world. Or allows execution of things from who knows where.

      Derek

    6. Re:re by Nuguns101 · · Score: 1

      I fully agree with you, but if someone knows about a certain fault in your lock, or has a master key, and the Lock manufacturer does jack shit, then he can also take some of the blame for the break-in! Exactly how microsoft knew about the hole and did nothing about it until like, a month after

    7. Re:re by bware · · Score: 1

      In the real world, even if there's a car with all the doors open and the key in the ignition, it's still GTA if you take it.

      In the real world, even if you leave your front door open, if someone walks in without your permission, it's B&E.

      Are either of these wise things to do if it's your car or your house? Not necessarily, but you could still expect the person who took your car or entered your house to be prosecuted.

    8. Re:re by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'm going to go off on a rant here...
      Why the fuck does everything always have to have a real world counterpart? The Internet and computers in general have changed all the economics behind crimes committed with them. Period.
      What is a "barrier" on the Internet? A firewall with a port forwarded? Just having an IP address? The fact that everyone is a "peer" on the system changes all interaction. If you want to keep everyone else out, then the onus should be on the software, on the security of the local system, because that's the only kind that exists. The medium is too ethereal for any other kind of enforcement in any but small, high profile cases.
      And yes, there ARE idiot users and idiot managers. There are also idiot administrators who push things without knowing the full ramifications, which is why they are shut down many times. The lacking element is communication and understanding, in BOTH directions.
      Oh yes, in the software industry, we call them idiots because they refuse to adapt to a new way of thinking. I have met very few children who cannot fathom how a computer works, programs and all. I have met many adults who cannot fathom how they work because they are too scared, proud or too... something. The end result is that they still don't want to adapt, and cause problems because they "use" a computer in the loosest sense of the word.

    9. Re:re by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      If someone actually does the effort to pick the lock or hack down the door, it's proof enough that they did [not] get their hint to stay out and deliberately circumvented it. So we throw them in jail.

      The metaphor breaks down here because houses cannot be tricked into breaking into other houses, taking them over and repeating the process until 70% of the houses on the planet have been broken into by zombie houses.

      It's more like a public nuisance: at some point, the city council gets together and decides a problem is the responsibility of all concerned citizens in the area, and people just have to upgrade their doors and locks, or be held responsible for the damage that happens when their house gets of control and starts attacking other houses.

      I can't let my dog run loose...i'm responsible for its actions, even if someone else teases it into attacking. I can't leave my keys in the ignition...some kid might take my car for a joyride and kill some pedestrians. I can't put a pool in my front yard...anyone could show up drunk at 3am and drown himself. I didn't design those products, but if I own them and they are a public nuisance in some way, I have to take active control and make sure my property is not misused.

      At some point, we have to be responsible for the things we own, even if they are susceptible, difficult to control, or dangerous. If you can't keep control over your rottweiler or windows 95, take it back to the store and get a dachsund and a mac.

    10. Re:re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The object isn't to make your stuff impossible to break into - it's to make your stuff more difficult to break into than your neighbor's.

      All you really have to do is make your target not worth a miscreant's time and they'll go on down the road to easier pickings.

      Jail isn't much of a deterrent to someone who really wants to steal or destroy, so it's best to try to keep them away from your stuff and send them elsewhere.

    11. Re:re by JWJolly · · Score: 1

      I largely agree with you - and it's a shame this incredibly simple fact eludes so many, especially in those in technical communities.

      IMHO, computer crime is an attractive hobby for many that convince themselves of the impossibility of being traced and the difficulties associated with enforcement.

      For the most part this is the root of the problem: enforcement is lacking, especially overseas (as the Anonymous Coward points out). Herein one can refer to the book of Real Life under "cases were poor enforcement results in no change in behavior" (take prohibition for example).

      From either point of view, the least amount of blame falls on the frequently uneducated consumer who paid for a product that was prone to being hacked. A little more blame on system administrators over their heads. Perhaps even more blame on the vendors producing the software (bucky128 makes a good point. Have you ever heard of the Chevrolet Corvair? What about all those wireless-routers shipping with WEP-disabled?)... but the most blame should always, always, always be placed on the criminals.

      Unfortunately, this presents a difficult situation for everyone (blame almost becomes a commodity). Due to poor cooperation by "the authorities" and lax penalties, more and more "responsibility" is being placed on the vendors by the consumers (which are being told that computer crime is waning, when in reality it is increasing due to increased press coverage).

      I love how so many people get caught up in the security arms race - jumping about from one standard to another. Perhaps the vendors producing software designed with security in mind will sell more products (Microsoft is clearly feeling the bite - *points to a delayed Longhorn*), but the real overhaul isn't needed in the code. It's need in the law - and mostly law overseas (though things like bounties - recently offered by vendors like Microsoft - can curb this without legal changes {most of this crime is for "masturbatory gratification" and that mentality follows "the more people watching, the better"}). Implementing changes in that will require decades, and until then the 'net will remain a Wild-Wild-West of sorts.

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      // James
  42. oh fscking please... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    "these are probably the same sort of people who blame doctors for letting someone die when they're forcecd to work 100 hour shifts with no budget, aging equipment and abusive people."

    Talk about a retarded analogy...

    No, if you want to compare those doctors to someone, the apt comparison is with the net admins who had to do overtime to remove worms. If you want to compare this particular cretin to someone, it's with someone who deliberately creates and releases a new strain on flu to make a profit out of the cure. (Remember the cretin made the virus to drum up his mom's business.)

    Would I be angry at the doctors or sysadmins there? Nope. They worked hard to repair the damage.

    Would I be angry at the cretin who deliberately set the virus loose (whether computer virus or new flu strain)? Damn right.

    Or maybe not necessarily angry, but I'd want him roasted slowly at the stake anyway. Or if that's not an option, hey, put him behind bars for a couple of decades. Just to deterr other such vandals.

    So here's the deal: get brain already. If you can't tell the difference between someone working to _repair_ the damage, and the vandal who deliberately _did_ the damage, you have a problem. You need professional help.

    It's like not being to distinguish between the asshole who keyed your car, and the shop who repainted the car. It's like not being able to distinguish between the vandal who threw a brick through a window, and the people who worked to replace the glass sheets. It's that idiotic.

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    1. Re:oh fscking please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little education appears to be needed here. Most viruses depend not on OS vulnerabilities but on the stupidity of the morons who happily open up everything that comes their way despite being warned not to. I have one client who is now on the 'WRDLU' surcharge because he repeatedly opens up attachments and runs the contents and yet again I end up disinfecting or rebuilding his machine. OK, I make a lot of dosh out of him but in the meantime his machine has been spewing garbage all oevr the place (it doesn't occur to him to disconnect from the Internet either) and I have plenty of other work coming in.

  43. Offtopic, but... by rdunnell · · Score: 1

    it's a military/boarding school/other miscellaneous dorm tradition for dealing with malcontents. One person covers the party "guest" with a blanket so they can't escape while the others take turns beating them (often with soap in a sock, aka a "sock party").

    Everyone has to take a swing so that everyone is culpable and no one can report it without incriminating themselves.

    See Pvt. Pyle in "Full Metal Jacket" the night after he eats the jelly donut for a graphic reference.

  44. Assuming the average person lives 701280 hours by Lester67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And I'm sure more hours than that were spent trying to clean this up... try him for murder.

  45. Stats by neilb78 · · Score: 0

    87.34% of statistics are made-up on the spot.

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  46. Bounty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we need now is a bounty on spammers. And then we need a bunch of vigilante cells in all the different cities. We could have the "Black Hand of Gates" in Houston. And "Sons of the Drake" in Chicago. And "Job's Warriors of the Faith" in San Francisco.

  47. Bagel worm??! by jmrobinson · · Score: 1

    "Sasser claimed the top spot of the virus chart, in spite of the raging battle between the widespread Netsky and Bagle worms." If my bagels..errm Bagles had worms I'd just throw em out... uh... I think what it meant to say is Beagle, cause I get about 30 admin alerts a day about e-mail attachments with beagle in em...

  48. Is this the soft-focus kid from the NYT article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait, is this the bare-chested (and hairless), soft-focus, back-lit, doe-eyed youngster from the Abercrombie and Fitch "Tweens"-edition catalog? If he's the top contender, what's he doing sharing the spotlight with all the other Michael Jackson prey?

  49. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...100% of virus activity down to one shitty, insecure-no-matter-how-many-patches-you-desperatel y-apply operating system.

  50. Re:More profound than first appears by sibtrag · · Score: 1
    Most crimes stop when the perp is locked up.

    Viruses work differently...they keep on spreading...or attempting to spread. Law enforcement needs to remind itself of this difference from time to time because "cyber-crime" is a very small percentage of overall crime.

  51. i love this man (boy, whatever) by sosuke · · Score: 0

    He has employed thousands of people (me included) his viruses are great for the economy and he should get a medal of something or other, best script kiddy of the new millennium! we may of lost millions in work hours but there are people there that had to clean up the mess, and that where me and all the people at Microsoft's PCSaftey team come in, reading off out scripts to help these IQ deficient people clean their crappy Windows PCs out! w00t for Sven! and for the rest of you wanna be virus creators, script on, create havok, make more jobs, you work for the people, against the people! :D anyway im done, i just like the virus alot, i was hired 2 days after its release and have been gainfully employed since!

    1. Re:i love this man (boy, whatever) by Hatta · · Score: 1

      This is the (aptly named) broken window fallacy. In essence, if your employer did not have to employ you just to fight off viruses, he would have had the money to employ you to do something that's actually constructive. Or maybe he would have spent it on something, thus creating manufacturing or service jobs.

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  52. Re:the best thing is by leo_llew · · Score: 1

    Microsoft isn't willing to pay the bounty, because the informers are suspects themselves.
    That was a cheap one for them and they will surely go on with this practise - it's way cheaper for them to pay a little bounty than to fix some bugs.

  53. Boy, not "Man" by HisMother · · Score: 0, Troll

    We're talking about an 18-year old virus writer. He's a kid, a boy, a [i]kindt.[/i] Not a man at all, but a snivelling weasel and coward.

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    Cantankerous old coot since 1957.
    1. Re:Boy, not "Man" by radja · · Score: 0

      18 and older is adult, so man.

      could be 21 in the US, but it's 18 in germany.

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      No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
      --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
    2. Re:Boy, not "Man" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what you're saying is the computer world is so incompetent that a even a kid can wreak havoc on it.

      So, what you're saying is that computer users are so sheepish and incompetent that they're not blaming and suing the software manufactures for their gross negligence. Even a kid can undermine the security of the softare.

    3. Re:Boy, not "Man" by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you got modded as Troll, because you stated the truth in honest and to-the-point terms...

      Oh, wait...

  54. bored germans on the dole by peter303 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nearly half of german youths ready for work cant find meaningful employment due to the sluggish economy and heavy-handed government regulation of industry. The adult unemployment hovers 10-14%. Germany still widely uses the apprentice system for working youths into the economy, even for white collar jobs. Other youths become perpetual students (6,8,10 years) in the low-cost university system. So there's lots ofidle, creative people to get into mischief.

    1. Re:bored germans on the dole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Kommandant Grammar says:
      Learn your contractions and related verb tenses!
      So there's lots ofidle, creative people to get into mischief.
      There is lots of idle, creative people?

      There are a lot of idle, creative people!
    2. Re:bored germans on the dole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a german, and i studied for 9 years. All of the time, i was too busy working and earning tax free income, couldn't write a single virus in those 9 years, so stop that rant of "perpetual students" and "idle" - it was ECONOMIC.

  55. natural vulnerabilities by brlewis · · Score: 1

    In nature, the most vulnerable species end up extinct. Of course, if they have some kind of monopoly to leverage, they might survive.

  56. I don't speak latin but I googled it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virus: Definition

    Main Entry: vi rus

    Function: noun

    Etymology: Latin, venom, poisonous emanation; akin to Greek ios poison, Sanskrit visa; in senses 2 and 4, from New Latin, from Latin
    Date: 1599

    1 archaic : VENOM

    2 a : the causative agent of an infectious disease b : any of a large group of submicroscopic infective agents that are regarded either as extremely simple microorganisms or as extremely complex molecules, that typically contain a protein coat surrounding an RNA or DNA core of genetic material but no semipermeable membrane, that are capable of growth and multiplication only in living cells, and that cause various important diseases in humans, lower animals, or plants; also : FILTERABLE VIRUS c : a disease caused by a virus

    3 : something that poisons the mind or soul

    4 : a computer program usually hidden within another seemingly innocuous program that produces copies of itself and inserts them into other programs and that usually performs a malicious action (as destroying data)


    I know, I know... googled ain't no word neither.

  57. Like these ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A chart like this perhaps ?

    or maybe these charts that you can proudly display on your website ?
    or how about a complete industry website dedicated to charts and rankings

    shall we keep looking or do you see a relationship evolving ?

  58. What constitutes "dangerous"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the other hand phatboy is more dangerous than netsky and is actively exploited with criminal intent.

    What do we really mean by "danger" in this context? The article mentioned seems to equate the relative danger of a worm with how prolific it is. This makes sense in terms of assessing monetary damages due to person-hours spent on worm removal, but it's not the whole picture. Similarly, the intent of Phatboy (and the hundreds of other Gaobot variants) is probably more actively malicious and destructive, but how ultimately successful was it?

    Being the anonymous coward I am, I'm not necessarily arguing towards a specific goal. I'm just curious what people think about the relative "danger" of worms in this context.

    (and yes, I know worms help aerate the soil. don't go there.)

  59. Re:More profound than first appears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most crimes stop when the perp is locked up.

    The crime has stopped. It's the effects that continue. Forest fires don't go out when the arsonist is arrested. The crime, however, is already over. There are, obviously, many many many crimes that this is true of.

  60. In Texas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We shoot them, if they hack their way in our front door....

    Hrm... Idea.

  61. People Who Know What Salsa Should Taste Like by DLWormwood · · Score: 0
    Sorry, have to say it...

    NEW YORK CITY!?!?

    (Wow, my first lameness filter trigger... I'm not shouting... Okay, I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! BONK!)

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    Those who complain about affect & effect on /. should be disemvoweled
  62. Bad admins... and worse end users. by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 1

    I have one client that no matter how many times we tell their receptionist not to open files from people she doesn't know... She'll come into you office and say, "Did you sen me this?" after opening an e-mail with a worm in an attachment.

    Every other user understands that when a new virus slips through the system, or an old one with a new face... you don't open suspicious mail.

    Blame comes at every level, admins, users, but I think that the virus coders themselves should face more severe punishment. Would you release a virus into the wild knowing that potentially you could be hunted down and either:

    Go to prison for twenty years.
    Be saddled with millions in debt from civil lawsuits?

    Before anyone freaks out, realize I'm floating a theory. The people that do this boost one sector of the economy and destroy another. Just like thieves and their activities sell alarm systems indirectly. Except these folks are stealing millions of dollars in productivity. Does that make them white collar criminals worthy of a slap on the wrist and six months in "Club Fed"? Or does it make them the equivalent of a burglar stealing 4,000 TVs at $250 a pop and 2000 years in prison? To those that think that sounds unreasonable consider this: In most states a third burglary conviction at any level results in a three strikes life without parol sentence.

    1. Re:Bad admins... and worse end users. by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      I have one client that no matter how many times we tell their receptionist not to open files from people she doesn't know

      I'll let you in on a secret: she's either an idiot, or a non-technical person who won't stop doing that until she understands the impact. Chances are that in neither case will she ever stop doing it. Just like most users. That's why the blame cannot be placed on them, it's not their job to understand viruses and "all that techie stuff". Her job is receptionist, and that means opening e-mail.

      Let me ask it this way: would you allow her to be in charge of the firewall? Would you allow her to set rules and policies to protect the network from hackers? If not, then why would you put her in charge of virus security? The viruses should never get to her inbox, that's the best way to keep her from opening them. If she's incapable of making the distinction between valid and invalid attachments, why would you continue to allow her to make that distinction?

      In most states a third burglary conviction at any level results in a three strikes life without parol sentence.

      Which illustrates my point exactly. If someone cannot make the simple distinction that "burglary is wrong, not doing burglary is right", then you take away their ability to execute decisions based on that distinction.

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    2. Re:Bad admins... and worse end users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      So let me get this straight. You are saying that the receptionist should no longer have the ability to recieve email attatchments? Yeah, thats a very realistic idea. That is kind of like if your problem is that Taxi drivers keep getting mugged by passengers sitting in the back seat, you salve the problem by simply removing the back seat!

    3. Re:Bad admins... and worse end users. by deimtee · · Score: 1

      "I'll let you in on a secret: she's either an idiot, or a non-technical person who won't stop doing that until she understands the impact. Chances are that in neither case will she ever stop doing it. Just like most users.

      When she catches a worm or a virus, explain how she did it, then take the computer away to fix it. Keep it for at least a couple of hours. You need to have an impact on her, for her to understand why she shouldn't do it. If you just go "delete, delete, click, click, run cleaner, reboot, system's ok" then she gets the impression that it's no big deal and she won't believe you no matter how many times you say how serious it is.

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      I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
    4. Re:Bad admins... and worse end users. by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 1

      Well, she is an idiot. But I guess my whole point is she is unwilling to take direction and add the simple skill of knowing not to open files from people she does not know... and is not expecting. I mean it's like telling a child not to take candy from strangers. I'm asking for common sense and the ability to take instruction, not expertise.

      Also, the burglary comment was about the virus writers... I don't think there is a person out there that would think releasing code that cripples networks with DOS attacks and violates the security of end users is a good thing. RTFC for what it's worth.

    5. Re:Bad admins... and worse end users. by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      I mean it's like telling a child not to take candy from strangers. I'm asking for common sense and the ability to take instruction, not expertise

      No matter how much you drill it into their heads, some children will always take candy from strangers, just like some people will open attachments they're not supposed to. This woman may get hundreds of mails a day from strangers, some which are valid (resumes, salespeople digging for information, etc) and some that aren't. It's not her job to determine if an attachment should be opened or not, it's YOURS. When I was an admin, I took that responsibility away from the end users and put it on myself because a) I was more capable of making that distinction, or more precisely capable of setting up software that could make that distinction on thousands of e-mails a day and b) it was my job to protect my network. I couldn't expect my users to put much thought into what e-mails and attachments they should open because they had other tasks. And, surprisingly, when I took that responsibility, viruses stopped ENTIRELY.

      I think this is a fundemental problem with IT people. They want to blame everyone else for their issues, and take no responsibility for their failures. If a virus gets on your network, it's YOUR FAULT, and no one else's. It's your job to keep them off. Educating your users is a wonderful thing, but some people are not going to get it or not care. Those are your responsibilities and it's such an easy thing to fix. Install a virus filter on your mail system that checks every mail prior to it being dropped in your client's mailboxes. Filter out all executable and non-business related attachments (pif, exe, com, mov, avi, mp3) from the get-go. Setup your AV signatures to automatically update every 4 hours, and scan everything else. If there's anything that's questionable, send it to you before sending it to the user. Yes, it can be that simple. At the very least it eliminates the overwhelming majority of threats, both old and new. An educated user should be your LAST line of defense, not the first or second.

      Look, common sense is not an absolute. To me, it's just common sense that an IT person would take responsibility for keeping viruses off their network, and not leave it up to the end "lusers". But, to you, common sense tells you that if you tell a person 100 times not to do something, they won't do it. Common sense tells me that ain't never going to be the case. :)

      And, to be clear, this isn't an attack on you personally, just a lively discussion.

      the burglary comment was about the virus writers

      I realize that, but it applies to end users as well. A burglar gets caught, convicted and goes to jail. He's been told, in no uncertain terms, "Don't do that". He's been punished in a way that we can't (but would love to) do to our users. He gets out, and does it again, and gets caught, and goes to jail. Again, he's been told and punished for it. He gets out, and does it again. At some point we have to stop and say, "This guy ain't gettin' it". Another poster commented that the woman should be "punished" by taking her computer away from her for a few hours to give her impact for her actions. Their common sense says that should work. By that common sense, a burglar who goes to jail twice for the crime isn't going to do it again because they're "out". But, it happens. If someone doesn't learn not to commit burglary after two convictions, a couple stints in prison AND the threat of losing their freedom forever, what chance do you think you're going to have teaching a person like that to not open attachments she shouldn't? She's of the same mentality as Mr. Burglar. She doesn't get it..."it won't happen to me, it's someone else's problem, someone else will take the rap".

      My common sense tells me: "Ms. Idiot is never going to stop doing this. I can't really punish her because the corporate policies don't provide for such punishment. That makes no sens

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  63. Insecure users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean that it's Joe user's fault that his DSL connected PC got infected? What do you suggest we do about that?

    There are a number of things that won't work. Laughing at them and treating them like idiots for not spending time installing a different OS instead of the one their PCs came with gets us branded as arrogant. Trying to sue them is a non-starter and a dangerous precedent. My own thought is that we need to be a part of the educational process. Here are some things you should do:

    1) If you are being probed by a compromised machine, try to notify the owner. If you can't manage that, send a polite note to the owner's ISP. It doesn't do anyone any good for that compromised machine to stay that way.

    2) I know a lot of us are tier 1 tech support for our families. When you check Mom's computer, make sure her AV software is up-to-date. Show her how to check. The heartache you save may be your own.

    3) After you do those things, at the moment when they are thanking you for the help, you can politely offer to show them that Linux or FreeBSD is not as difficult to learn as they have been led to believe. Offer to show them a working system. Offer to show them an install (but not on their hardware). When they politely decline, don't press. You won't win everyone over. That isn't the goal. Plant the seed of the idea that Linux isn't too scary or too difficult. One of the people you talk to may be the guy who okays a pilot project at his company when his IT guy suggests using a Linux mail server.

  64. Re:Death threats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't use windows, do you.

    Derek

  65. My tin foil hat is at the cleaners... by bob670 · · Score: 1
    so I may have to dodge out to the cafeteria and make a new one on the fly, but I just don't buy this. This reads too much like a press release for my taste, kind of a "See, we aren't really that insecure, it's this one bad apple who created 70% of our problems, it's not an inherent issue with the way Windows was built of how Norton/McAffee/et al... attemtpt to prevent virus activity. Really, you can trust us, no need to look for alternatives, and whatever you do, don't look behind that curtain where the penguin is sitting".

    Maybe it's true, but it just smacks of a comforting message to sooth those PHBs out there. Regardless if some/all of the code is based on this guys work, the fact that is spread so far, so fast says it's about way more than one guy.

    1. Re:My tin foil hat is at the cleaners... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      I think the press have been watching too many Vampire movies where taking out the lead vampire miraculously solves the problem in under 90 minutes.

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  66. job by dynamo_mikey · · Score: 1

    He's actually built a bright future for himself once he gets out of prison ;) There will be no shortage of people who want him to work for them. Lucky for him he won't be in for long.

  67. Re:this reminds me a bit of Vernor Vinge's stuff.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, between the 500 and the 503 errors, the empty-result with a blank page errors and the can't render in Gecko properly errors I'm having a touch time reading Slashdot at all currently.

  68. Re:Death threats? by kylant · · Score: 1
    This guy wrote the worms. He is directly responsible for 100% of the damage they caused.

    Just compare it to this: One teenager puts a firecracker on a bridge. As a result, not only does the bridge disintegrate - it starts a chain reaction which destroys 70% of the bridges in the country. Now tell me: Who is responsible? The teenager who did something potentially dangerous or the people who built bridges which could be brought down by a teenager with a firecracker?

  69. Minor nitpick by rhizome · · Score: 1

    How long until people start writing viruses just to "get points" on some chart somewhere? Christ, you people have no logic whatsoever.

    Hey now, just because you don't like the logic of a situation doesn't mean there isn't a logic operating. In fact, your post is speculating on what that might actually be. Virus writers are already competing, and as other respondents have noted there are already rankings put out by the anti-virus industry/community. Not to mention the New York Times, theregister.co.uk, and other press outlets.

    You associate yourself with the rankers ("we're fucking ranking them"), yet you say that "you people" have no logic. Do you mean the virus writers or those of us who are neither ranking nor writing?

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  70. Wow! Congrats, Sven! by switcha · · Score: 3, Funny

    What an honor! I'd like to send to a congratulations gift. What's your email?

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  71. Re:Painful...why? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the first of these. The other one could be funny.

  72. Public Execution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well they should take him out and put a bullet in his head...that should set an example for other virus writers.

  73. Not quite accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with you on the idea that computer systems are people's property and that invading them is a violation of their property. However, there's a number of ideas you missed:
    * The worm writer did not DIRECTLY violate anyone's "doors" or "windows." A better analogy would be he invented a robot who would break through people's doors, reproduce, and find more doors (damn, that sounds cool).
    * Doors and windows in real life exist in a different plane than their virtual equivalents. It would cost way too much money to make doors/windows completely invulnerable in real life. On the internet, fixes are generated all the time which can be cheaply deployed to millions of users. It's as if everybody's house had been built with a bad blueprint and the solution was as simple as hammering a nail into something.

    Of course, this does not suggest that worm writers shouldn't be punished. But it is important to realize that these crimes aren't quite the same as theft and vandalism. Throwing script kiddies away in prison for life might be an effective deterrent for others, but since when have we stopped caring about matching the crime to the punishment?

  74. Start Your Engines by ReadParse · · Score: 1, Troll

    OK, so now this guy will be identified as the scapegoat for the whole thing... next will be the Slashdot Interview while he's awaiting trial (go ahead and post your questions now) and the Legal Defense Fund from the EFF.

    I see that freesvenjaschan.com is available (and org and net) so go ahead and get a site up now to avoid the rush.

    Start working on your Bush and Ashcroft one-liners, since they have absolutely nothing to do with this and that's never stopped you before.

    RP

    1. Re:Start Your Engines by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      Start working on your Bush and Ashcroft one-liners, since they have absolutely nothing to do with this and that's never stopped you before.

      Hmm. Nobody's mentioned it but you, actually. But thanks for the assumption.

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    2. Re:Start Your Engines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Start working on your Bush and Ashcroft one-liners, since they have absolutely nothing to do with this and that's never stopped you before.

      A Bush and Ascroft fanboy, now I know this country is in serious trouble. HEY!! BOY!! I think I saw yourn trailor rolling down the street, better go an git it.

  75. Re:Death threats? by jrasmussen0 · · Score: 1

    I agree. You have two choices. You can either chase every script kiddy into infinity or you can spend your resources stopping the security vulnerabilty that is exploited. In the first example, I would argue you will never run out of idiots trying to learn ways to break systems or you can spend your resources making the systems harder to break.

    How many viruses that infected us last year will be protected by XPs SP2? I believe that every virus that could have been prevented and wasn't is the fault of the system designer not the individual that found a way to expoit the vulnerability.

    Granted, I believe that the individual that attaches a destructive payload to an expoit should be procecuted but not given a death penalty or even a life sentence. They should not be blamed for the international issue because the expoit was available on every computer. That responsibility lies with the system designer.

    This doesn't mean that system designers need to release perfect software. In fact almost everybody signs off that we do not hold the system designer responsible under the EULA. I find it very discouraging that we All they have to do is have every person sign off on a EULA that states that the system designer is not held responsible.

    After finding out that the software didn't work as promised we don't need to lynch the virus writer, we need to relook at the rights that we have so easily given away.

  76. Oh, yeah, here's a PS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Die, you scum eating virus monger!!

  77. Kim Vanvaeck by valkraider · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article ( I know, none of you read it ) also talks about Kim Vanvaeck. She was arrested as well.

    The funny part is, she might have been good at code - but she was not good at crime.

    A quick Google groups search comes up with funny stuff. Like her back in 1998 asking for someone to please send her a virus so she could learn about them.

    Or her in a discussion about sleep habits which starts out asking for the best "hacker babe"...

    There are more. But the best part is that in almost all of them she always ties her real name, "Kim Vanvaeck", to her "hacker name", "Gigabyte". It must have taken the authorities a whole 7 minutes to track her down...

    As an aside, anyone able to find a photo of her? This is Slashdot... It would be cool if she was as attractive as Angelina Jolie in the [silly] movie "Hackers". (Why else do you think I would be searching on her name?)

    1. Re:Kim Vanvaeck by wayward · · Score: 1

      Well, she's apparently shown a lot of interest in a decryption program called SUQ.DIQ . (No, I'm not making this up.) She does have a web page, with lots of pictures of horses. http://users.pandora.be/kim.vanvaeck/ (Why am I thinking of Catherine the Great?)

    2. Re:Kim Vanvaeck by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      Good work valkraider! You have shown how many people RTFA. I mean, here we are at the bottom of the thread before somebody has realised: "cool! a hacker chick! Is she hot?"

      Readers, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Here's a girl who likes computers, has questionable morals, and by all accounts is none too bright. Perhaps we should stop saying "yeah, me too! I want to hurt that Sasser guy, just like the other 50 people to have said that" and instead go out and try to find this dream woman...

      Good luck finding the photo valkraider, that's probably sufficient for most of us.

  78. How Much Did They Really Save by theManInTheYellowHat · · Score: 1

    The exchange rate is now about .70 USD. So I figure that this comes down to between US$262.5 and USD$350, for the Microsoft tax for the next 4 years. For the respective 15M - 20M Austrailian Dollar.

    If they would have gone the route of switching to open source there would have been a penalty up front of switching the 40,000 people to a different platform and converting the files and fixing problems. Which is not a nice calculatable, negotiatable number, and scares the bejesus out of any bean counter.

    But.... in 4 years what next number are they going to talking about cutting? If it were OSS then there would be nothing to cut. The costs are in making the move, after the move is done the cost reduce to what ever it takes to keep it running.

  79. mods: How can the first post be redundant? by Codebender · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The first post cannot be redundant.

  80. Re:one man by Codebender · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You like him that much, just from that short description? Maybe you should get to know him first...

  81. DirectX responsible for vulnerability to viruses by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't be using Windows if my games were supported on another system. But the reason my games won't run on another OS even with emulation is DirectX. Look where "embrace, extend, and extinguish" has gotten us now.

  82. did anyone else think.... by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    of people sniping down bugs in their backyards or catching them?

    be funny of someone sent a box filled with dead beetles to mozilla.

  83. Responsible party in Redmond. by twitter · · Score: 1
    100% of the problem can be blamed on the OS Netsky, Sasser and the myriad of others infect.

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  84. religion and viruses by glsunder · · Score: 1

    The computer worm he created continues to spread despite the fact that their creator has been taken out of the equation.

    deist viruses? sounds familiar.

  85. Re:Death threats? by goldspider · · Score: 1
    Easy one: the teenager. If not for the fact of the teenager lighting that firecracker, the bridge wouldn't have collapsed.

    Regardless of how lazy people are when it comes to keeping their machines patched (there were patches for this particular vulnerability long before these worms came out), it doesn't excuse the actions of the person who actually caused the damage. Just as a burglar isn't excused if the doors of the house they rob are unlocked.

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  86. strange comparison by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A computer virus compared to nuking a city? OK, the capital and effort lost to computer viruses might kill people by creating demands and activities that would not exist. You can say that activity kills people, just as you can compare the number of people who die by various means of producing electricity. More people die moving coal per megawatt than die from moving Uranium. It's more likely, however, that virus writers saving existing lives by reducing the overall economic activity. Destruction is waste. The overall human population will decline under bad a relatively worse off economy, so the net effect of Netsky is to reduce human life and make it more tedious because people are forced to do things they would rather not. A war, in which people and everything they depend on are deliberately targeted is orders of magnitude worse than anything ever created any single script kiddie. Microsoft's efforts at intentional waste, which pervade allmost all production today, might be only a single order of magnitude off from a real war. In short, it's foolish to compare the two.

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    1. Re:strange comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A computer virus compared to nuking a city? Microsoft's efforts at intentional waste [...] In short, it's foolish to compare the two.

      My, my. How quickly we forget our own stupid comparisons.

    2. Re:strange comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The posts are compatible. Twitter claims 3,000 deaths attributable to M$ trash in a year that included an electical blackout of half the country. That's reasonable. 250,000 people died in the bombing of Hiroshima and millions of people died in WWII. The order of magnitude analysis offered is the same in both posts.

    3. Re:strange comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      M$ trash

      Hi twitter.

    4. Re:strange comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Twitter, go fuck yourself.

    5. Re:strange comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Twitter, go fuck your$elf.

    6. Re:strange comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" or "fanboy" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

      I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

      If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

      To get an idea of what I'm talking about, check this post out. I mean, this is an article about email disclaimers, right? The parent of the post is complaining about the ads in the linked page and so on, and twitter actually goes off on a rant to blame it on Microsoft and recommend Lynx. WTF?

      Here's another. In this post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

      More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own. Or these two. Or this one.

      Still not convinced? This is what twitter considers "humour" while going about his daily "M$" routine.

      More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, twitter wants to be RMS, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean,

  87. Script Kiddy waste of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope he gets put into a gas chamber with Zyklon-B pumped in.

    I would gladly buy a lampshade made out of this script kiddy's skin!

  88. Gate to the virus by oodl · · Score: 0, Redundant

    99% of the virus activity of the last 10 years can be blamed on Bill Gates.

  89. MyDoom ? by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    On the subject of viruses does anyone know if MyDoom is behind the spate of ...

    503 Service Unavailable

    The service is not available. Please try again later.

    Errors and slow performance im regularly getting from slashdot ?

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    1. Re:MyDoom ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot is dying!

  90. It gets worse... by duck_prime · · Score: 3, Funny

    70% of virus infections in my neighbourhood
    are caused by just one woman.

    I heard the reason is that one can open her ports
    in promiscuous mode...

    Yeah, if you want some fast physical I/O and you
    have insufficient cache, just ... buffer.

  91. Seriously. by Rufus88 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why is it that reporters only make boneheaded statements like this when talking about computers? Last week Francis Crick died, and nobody bothered to point out that DNA structure remains double-helical.

    1. Re:Seriously. by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      The only thing I can think of is that either the authors have no idea about how computers or the technology that drives them works or they think the same thing of their audience. I really have no idea if it is commonly thought by the masses that a virus/worm would stop spreading once the author is caught. People might think this, but /. is definetly the wrong place to find out :)

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  92. Since you mention Christ by KjetilK · · Score: 1
    Well, since you mention Jesus Christ several times in your post: Let the first slashdotter who couldn't have done this as a kid throw the first stone.

    Anyone? Thought so.

    There are two very pressing problems to be addressed: One is that the guy who talked about woodpeckers destroying civiliazation was right. The other is the massive waste of creativity that happens because kids (and many great hackers from that matter) have a hard time finding constructive outlets for their creativity, and find appreciation for what they do.

    I'm not a christian, I haven't ever written malware, and I'm as annoyed by this kids' stuff as the next /.er, but there will be no advances if one isn't capable to get above all that, and see the fundamental problems.

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  93. You want facts... by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Funny

    we want sensational head lines and vague generalizations. They're much more fun :).

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  94. Paul Graham super-hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is the super-hacker that is 100x more productive than others that Paul Graham keeps writing about.

    http://www.paulgraham.com/gh.html

  95. Re:Death threats? by kylant · · Score: 1
    Easy one: the teenager. If not for the fact of the teenager lighting that firecracker, the bridge wouldn't have collapsed.

    Not as easy as you might think. IANAL but I do have a law degree.

    The teenager's action is "conditio sine qua non" - without him, the bridge would still be standing. At the same time the bridge would still be standing if it had been built properly.

    This is a question of guilt: Could the teenager foresee the results of his action? Was his action fit for bringing down a bridge? In both cases I would tend to answer no. The author of this computer virus/worm is certainly guilty to some extend - he did damage on purpose. But at the same time the dimension of the damage is not his fault alone. In real life nobody would let the bridge-builder off the hook. Why is nobody asking if microsoft built the OS as could be expected?

  96. Who's numbner two? by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 2, Funny

    And 23% of all virus activity comes to you courtesy of Margaret Tillman of Chebansee, Illinois who dutifully clicks on every email attachment and forwards every chain email that comes her way.

    Here's to you Ms. Tillman; we salute you.

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  97. Australian Education System by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    Close, but no banana. Depending on the state, it goes like this:

    • Preschool - Prep (Prepatory)
    • Primary School - Years 1 to 6
    • Secondary School - Years 7 to 12
    • Tertiary Education - TAFE or University

    Prep may be part of primary school, but is still prior to year 1.

    Some states have different options to finish secondary school. In Victoria there used to be a Technical Leaver's Certificate, which you could do at year 11 and was amied at people going to trade school. Then there was the academic stream, which is currently called the VCE (Victoria Certificate of Eductaion) which is assessed over two years (11 & 12) in modules.

    TAFEs are generally trade schools, where people learn to be a chef or an electrician or a plumber or a hairdresser, whatever. They also tend to teach ESL (english as a second language) and run basic business courses.

    Universities tend to run the more traditional professional and academic degree courses. The standard bachelor (undergraduate) degree is 3 years. Some bachelors now have pre-requisite degrees - but then tend to be shorter. e.g. Vetrinary Sciene or Medicine require a Bachelor of Science with minimum grade requirements in specific courses, but are in themselves a two year degree. This may vary from univerity to university, most 'prefessional degrees require a total of 5 years study. After a bachelor's degree, you may be eligible to do an Honours year, a Master's Degree or a Doctorate.

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    Sara
    Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
  98. sensationalism by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    I think this is a sensationalized story angle that hopes that readers will equate the statement
    (a) "70% of recent viruses descended from code written by person X"
    with
    (b) "if person X had not written virus code, viruses last year would have been reduced 70%".
    I think that (b) is unlikely to be the case, impossible to prove, and easy to reasonably counter-theorize about.
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  99. Can't believe you missed this by tripplebock · · Score: 1
    I had to create a /. account just to respond to this quote:

    "It's like Pandora's box - once released viruses can carry on spreading even if the author has been caught or realises he has done something wrong,"

    Uh, I think it's kinda like.... a virus.

    Or if he meant you open it and get unexpected results, maybe a trojan horse.

  100. Sophos said that? by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1

    Hey, no offense to them, as I'm sure they had a crack team of four or five programmers write the software six years ago, but I don't trust Sophos to block any virus, so I'm sure as hell not going to trust them to have the dirt on which viruses were the worst.

    I think anyone that's used Sophos on an Enterprise level can definitely agree: it fucking sucks.

  101. Re:Death threats? by Ledgem · · Score: 1

    That responsibility lies with the system designer. To an extent, you're right about that. If there's a crippling vulnerability within a piece of software that can easily be exploited, and worse, the developer knows about it, then you could argue that not only were they not so intelligent in how they operated, but also that they were provoking most crackers to take advantage of that exploit. At the same time, I'm reminded of a quote by a fellow from Netscape (probably someone important, and I'm sure we'll all heard similar quotes before). It goes something like this: "If something is made by humans, it can be unmade by humans." How heavily the developer should be blamed isn't so easy to say. After all, you can build the most secure piece of software the world has ever seen, but if the user runs malicious code, it won't matter.

  102. Actually... by jesushaces · · Score: 1

    Some percentage was caused by google... remember link to the fractal image?

  103. a round of applause by joel2600 · · Score: 1

    I think we owe this man a round of applause. I mean when you really think about it, the capability of viruses can easily include a payload that could cripple your computer and destroy your documents permanently.

    This is not the case of a lot of viruses released by this person or group. Granted problems arise from an increase of network traffic, and there is an inconvience associated with cleaning up the virus.

    But what is the end result.

    -You have your documents
    -You have some education about how to clean up viruses and the notion that you need to protect against them and worms (av/firewall/patches)
    -You fixed a potential security hole in your computer where much more malicious things could have happened.

    As a younger script kiddie I could use a simple unicode exploit on windows boxes to pentrate almost any organization running that OS. Banks, Universites, Online Retailers. Bind a shell to a port, open up a remote terminal display and do as i pleased. Once code red came around, all of those avenues got closed quickly. All of these places were much better off having to deal with this worm rather than wait around for someone to do something really malicious.

    I just think that viruses today, although an inconvienece, are not all that bad, and teach a valuable lesson to software vendors and also users.

  104. Re:Death threats? by goldspider · · Score: 1
    "Could the teenager foresee the results of his action?"

    In this case, I believe the worms' author was very well aware of the damage they were capable of causing, and they did exactly what they were intended to do. For that he bears the majority share of responsibility.

    I would only blame Microsoft a little. Afterall, there were patches for the vulnerabilities these worms exploited long before they were released into the wild. If anyone shares blame with the worms' author, it's the lazy/incompetant sysadmins who didn't properly secure their systems.

    And say what you will about Windows, but personally I haven't had any problems with worms or viruses because I keep my system patched and am smart about suspicious e-mails.

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    "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
  105. Re:Death threats? by kylant · · Score: 1
    I would only blame Microsoft a little. Afterall, there were patches for the vulnerabilities these worms exploited long before they were released into the wild. If anyone shares blame with the worms' author, it's the lazy/incompetant sysadmins who didn't properly secure their systems.

    I hope you are aware, that microsoft is mass-marketing their OS to consumers, not only to companies with IT-departments. In a country, where you can sue a company for not advising you not to dry your dog in the microwave, there should me quite some responsibility.

    If you tell people that your OS is fit for consumers, there should be no need for a sysadmin or even knowing about virii. If you buy a car, nobody expects you to apply patches to the brakes every other week to keep them working.

  106. Re:Death threats? by goldspider · · Score: 1
    "If you buy a car, nobody expects you to apply patches to the brakes every other week to keep them working."

    But of course there's a certain level of maintenance that is required to keep a car running.

    And let's be clear on another thing. Windows doesn't easily break on its own due to "wear and tear" like a car does (not since ME anyway). When Windows breaks, it's generally because of the actions of someone like this worm creator.

    To put that in the context of your car analogy, it is the same as somebody pouring sugar into the gas tank. That's called vandalism, which (now that I think about it) pretty accurately describes what worm/virus writers do to other people's computers.

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    "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
  107. Re:Death threats? by kylant · · Score: 1
    And let's be clear on another thing. Windows doesn't easily break on its own due to "wear and tear" like a car does (not since ME anyway). When Windows breaks, it's generally because of the actions of someone like this worm creator.

    No it's not. Worm creators just find holes microsoft has not yet fixed although they have been there since the software was released.

    To put that in the context of your car analogy, it is the same as somebody pouring sugar into the gas tank. That's called vandalism, which (now that I think about it) pretty accurately describes what worm/virus writers do to other people's computers.

    Well, imagine a car with 3500 holes where everybody passing by could easily throw things into your gas tank. And every time you complain about it, they close the one hole which was used this time instead of closing them all or - as might be expected - produce a car where the gas tank is properly secured.