a metaphor about how a beatiful woman is like a fine piece of jade... or something...
No, a woman is like........a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.... They make ice and, umm...... No, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
... helping my little cousin do research for his 3rd grade paper...Even with me sitting next to her
I'd say your cousin has issues all it's own, and probably has a porn career waiting in the genre that caters to those who get off on the transgendered.
Now I can finally learn how to make webpages with all the content on the left half of the screen, and nothing but the background image on the right half. That's SOOOOOO cool!
That may be, but if you wet the inside prior to wearing it, the hat will stay put much better than the tinfoil variety, at least with the pre-glued wallpaper.
Isn't it already immortal? Right up there with any other shoddily-built consumer product that is dangerous to itself, it's owner and all who come into even the most remote contact with it.
Yes, it IS a bug, but go read the Bugzilla write-up posted above. It's a bug in table layouts. While it should be fixed, I suspect that if Slashdot were to use valid, standard markup instead of table mangling, Mozilla would render it fine.
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No, you are.
Rumor has it that Heckboy is fighting Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light in the next movie.
No, a woman is like........a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.... They make ice and, umm...... No, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
I'd say your cousin has issues all it's own, and probably has a porn career waiting in the genre that caters to those who get off on the transgendered.
Sniff something else?
Will that be better than Sony's 802.11i-Link?
What's the Watson's Girl's real name, and which birthday were her boobs gifted to her on?
How about a song about the trials and travails of Network Operations and Information Technology called, "Ops, I did IT again?"
16:30 June 23, 2004. The bomb is successful. Here you go!
But where's the fun in that?
What Wal-Mart do you shop at? The ones around here don't carry assault rifles.
Remember, chickens are for SCSI only! Mix up your sacifices and who knows what could happen. You could summon Satan, Phil or even the Goatse!
Locking a group of vendors in a small room with a pile of bricks to determine who gets the contracts is SO 20th Century!
According to that link, it can be a client or a gateway.
He had to cut it short so he'd have time to creep into more houses to wreck up the place?
Look on the bright side, a robot can't possibly bitch as much as a real girl, at least until Sirius Cybernetics starts making them.
And boobs the size of Winnebagos.
Now I can finally learn how to make webpages with all the content on the left half of the screen, and nothing but the background image on the right half. That's SOOOOOO cool!
Cool! Remember, dermatologists recommend at least SPF 15, applied regularly to exposed skin, when you are out in the sun.
INTERVENTION!!!!
/.ers! We have to save YouGotServed from the terrible fate he's heading for.
Come on
NetBIOS on teh stack!
NetBIOS on teh stack!
That may be, but if you wet the inside prior to wearing it, the hat will stay put much better than the tinfoil variety, at least with the pre-glued wallpaper.
Isn't it already immortal? Right up there with any other shoddily-built consumer product that is dangerous to itself, it's owner and all who come into even the most remote contact with it.
National City's site works fine in Opera 7+ as well.
Yes, it IS a bug, but go read the Bugzilla write-up posted above. It's a bug in table layouts. While it should be fixed, I suspect that if Slashdot were to use valid, standard markup instead of table mangling, Mozilla would render it fine.
Check out the Slashdot Web Standards Example.