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  1. Re:Memory Stick on 3D Linux Laptop Available · · Score: 1

    Well, you can use it to store a spare stick of gum...

  2. Re:Drug novel... on A Scanner Darkly Film Preview · · Score: 1
    A drug novel adaptation... staring Keanu Reaves...

    Whoa.

  3. Re:Razors edge on Munich Votes for Linux Migration Plan · · Score: 1
    Microsoft will be hopping up and down screaming "I told you so".....or "Ich tolden youze sozen" (in German)

    This is Microsoft, remember? They'd likely say samething like "Ich bin ein Liebeaffe.".

  4. TMI on Thunderbird 0.7 Released · · Score: 1

    Too Much Information!

  5. Re:Someone's got to say it... on Hosting Service Closes 3000 Blogs Without Notice · · Score: 1
    Yes, blogs do have their uses - say, group collaboration. FLOSS.

    Geez, talk about co-dependance issues. Just buy the dang book. You can do it all by yourself!

  6. Re:points of failure on Akamai DNS Outage Messes up Net · · Score: 1
    my cable modem dies at least twice a month

    Comcast, huh?

  7. Re:What we really need... on AMD Going Dual-Core In 2005 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, go ahead, jump on the latest incremental speed increase. I'M waiting for trilithium cores. Transwarp computing, here I come!

  8. Re:Length of Warranty? on Seagate Rolls Out 400 GB SATA Drives · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's warranteed for as long as you own the drive, or until you open the anti-static bag. Whichever comes first.

  9. ObTommyBoy on Meet Joe Blog · · Score: 1
    Working on your bachelor's degree was the best 12 years of your life?

    You know, a lot of people go to college for 12 years.


    Yeah, they're called "doctors".

  10. CowboyNeal? on Meet Joe Blog · · Score: 2, Funny
    some guy in his underwear with too much free time

    I'm blind!

  11. Re:Well, on Happy Birthday, UNIVAC I · · Score: 1
    You must be thinking of the Apple Lisa.

    Does it really matter? The truly important question is, "Can it be used for dating?"

  12. Re:Leaving the solar system on Remembering Pioneer 10 · · Score: 1
    What about the Oort Cloud?

    You DON'T want to go there. That's where Thread comes from.

  13. Re:one down... on SCO Slammed in Slander of Title Suit · · Score: 3, Funny
    One suit down, 100000000000000000000000000 to go.

    Take one down, tort it around...

  14. Re:What would be really cool... on 'Cut and Paste' Is Out, 'Pick and Drop' Is In · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hell, take it one step farther: Imagine a setup where you could "copy" text, or a picture, or a file then "paste" it into an email. That way, you'd just send a "copy" and still have the original. I am looking forward to the day when I can email files or text without cutting it from my computer.

  15. Re:Very promising! on Old Geek Invents New Stick · · Score: 1
    we'll probably see a few cell phone designers screw up and over power the antenna and melt the phone into someones head.

    Which will not be covered by any cell phone carrier warranty requiring the customer to buy a new phone. Additionally, this occurance will incur an "Arrogant Melty Bastard" fee on the customers next statement.

  16. Re:I still live in the Silicon Toilet on Linus Torvalds Moving to the Silicon Forest · · Score: 1
    What is with all these stupid 'Silicon' names?

    Makes you wonder what to call Vegas.

    mmmmm...boobies.

  17. Re:Linux on Older PC's on Is the Linux Desktop Getting Heavier and Slower? · · Score: 1
    ...my network card (some obscure thing, I forget now. Real something or other)...

    Realtek perhaps?

  18. CowboyNeal? on Digital Photography Composition 101 · · Score: 1

    Already there must be millions of self portraits taken at arms length (complete with double chins)

  19. Re:man on Linux for Dummies, 5th Edition · · Score: 3, Funny
    Now, woman, would just give you *hints*, and assumes that you're *sensitive* to those hints and figure it out.

    Naw, 'woman' just returns "Well, if you don't know, then I'm CERTAINLY not going to tell you!"

  20. Re:Durability/Reliability on Hi-speed USB2 Flash Drive Round-Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course you can fit a Viking into the dryer. Check out how looks when you take him out.

  21. Netgear GC102 Gigabit Ethernet Media Converter on Fiber To The Dorm Room · · Score: 1

    Why am I reminded of Hillenbrand Hall at Purdue? Brand new dorm, "ethernet in every room" trumpted from the rooftops, *parallel port* ethernet adapters provided to students for a hefty fee.

  22. Re:Big file on LA to Oregon at Mach 9 · · Score: 1

    Not really. 65 millibits is pretty small.

  23. Re:EuroLand on MandrakeMove 2 And Mandrakesoft Profit Reports · · Score: 1

    Hello!?!?! Euro Krustyland, open for business! Come on! My last paycheck bounced! My children need wine.

  24. Re:Does this mean the real Darl is back? on SCO and Baystar Strike a Deal · · Score: 1
    Perhaps they'll sue the penguin lovers society first

    That'd be a public service. If God had intended for there to be penguin lust, we wouldn't have had Adam and Eve, but rather Penny and Poppy the Penguins.

  25. Re:Interesting Darl Interview... on SCO and Baystar Strike a Deal · · Score: 1
    Utters ... are also signs of their brand.

    So are mumbles, mutters and asides.