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Spider-Man 2 Reviewed [updated]
Update: 06/30 15:42 GMT by T : This article has been pulled; the Spider-Man 2 review which appeared here was reposted without credit or permission from chud. (Read it in its original context.) We welcome original feature-length articles, but not plagiarism.
Spider-Man 2 seems like the next step in the slow death of the career of Kirsten Dunst
OK, she's not Meryl Streep, but she doesn't have to be; Kirsten has tremendous sex appeal--which more than compensates for her somewhat mediocre performance in Spider-Man.
Besides, I thought she was intense and believable in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Sigs cause cancer.
...a lot of action movies just leave me empty these days. I liked Spiderman 1, but didn't think it was exceptional. Hellboy should have been called Dullboy. Hulk had some interesting ideas, but was too much of a head-trip for it's own good. Will check out Spidey 2, after another viewing of F911.
Yes, you are.
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Trinity dies in the end.
Oops.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men.-Ronald Reagan
A friend of mine claims that at a critical juncture in the film, Tobey Maguire's character actually swings from Kirsten Dunst's vine-like breasts.
He was in a screening group, but swears this scene made the final cut. I called B.S.
Anyone?
...hoping to see it tomorrow :)
I saw it at a critics screening Saturday. It was pretty good, the SFX are better and Dr. Octopus makes for a more compelling foe. I was a little bothered by how they've rendered Peter Parker as an angst ridden, navel-gazer. That seems to be the fashion for superhero films these days. Everyone trying to copy Tim Burton's Batman, but while Batman has always been a haunted figure, Spiderman was always pretty light stuff I thought. If you liked the first one, you'll like this one.
*SPOILERS*
The next sequel is foreshadowed at the end of the one. The Green Goblin will be back and it's going to be Harry, as yhou might expect. I don't know I just don't like the character of the Green Goblin, I don't think any amount of CGI can hide the lameness of that character.
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Bonch, aka Overly Critical Guy, who keeps proclaiming he hates the bias of Slashdot and all the people the comment here, has submitted a review here. Talk about interesting personality conflict.
I didn't know trolls submitted articles these days.
Think nothing is impossible? Try slamming a revolving door.
tells me this is going be a great movie and makes tons of money.
Bet this
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=112410&cid=
Read the reviews of the Star Trek/Star Wars remake and nearly split my sides laughing. Can't wait to see what they do with Harry Potter as well!
My rights don't need management.
Seriously, tho' I don't get a chance to go out to too many movies, but this may be the exception. I saw the first one after it came out on DVD, but I think I want to see this 2nd movie on the big screen.
--When it's my time, I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather -- not screaming like all the passengers in his car
Some reviews of Spider-man 2 have mentioned that Sam Raimi is not all that comfortable with CGI ... which means that he tends to focus more on the human element rather than the blockbuster aspects of a movie. Given the depth of Peter Parker as a character, this seems like a reasonable trade off that helps make this better than the "typical" comic hero movie ...
Everyone is arguing about not liking the green goblin or thinking it a bad idea if he is the villain again in the third, but I was actually thinking when I heard about this ending that Raimi and Co. probably already thought it would be repetitive and a weak character for already being used so they will probably turn to the hobgoblin, which was also a great villain in my opinion. Also in my opinion, the green goblin was a great choice, I absolutely loved that villain.
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+1 Funny
Spiderman DIES!!!
seriously... it's not like this story is an origional work. It's just like people i know who didn't want me telling them what happens at the end of Lord of the rings (pssst, frodo dies)
It's not a secret. It doesn't wreck the story. I mean, the full spoiler has been published already...
The Neo-Bohemian Techno-Socialist
Howdy, true believers. Don't forget to pick up your copy of Spider-Man 2: The Game for the Nintendo Gamecube. It's your chance ot be part of the action!
This is a guy on slashdot.... he should be praised for recognizing a female in the movie at all. After all, there were comic book characters and electronics everywhere in this flick... im suprised he even noticed her.
She must have had alot to do with the comic book characters and electronics, now that i think of it. If I mentioned a hot blonde int he movie, he'd probably reply, "oh the one being saved by that awesome spidey from that no good doc oc.... badass, yeah I sort of remember her".
There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
AFAIK the comic-book Spidey has always been a thoughtful type.
...(I'm sorry, I still miss his original partner, Gene Siskel)
Anyway, Ebert said it is probably the best superhero|hero movie ever made.
I don't like his tv show now that his original parter, Gene Siskel, who was my favorite - one of the reasons I went to that section of the Chicago Tribune (I live in Indy) first - to see what he'd written about current movies.
I'm certain we could come up with a ton of movies which would be considered superhero|hero movies, where some would be very esoteric to many who haven't had a variety of newspaper cartoons growing up; e.g., The Phantom, in the Trib. And Spiderman was also in the Trib until about the time I graduated from high shool.
Hmmm...I wonder what that means....
Judging by your spew I can assume you are white male, most likely Republican. That's a good thing too, because in GWB's America there is no room for minorities or people who actually give a shit about life outside the 50 mile radius of their home.
I suspect he is trying to make up for the general dislike he has built up by spewing mindless teenage trolling into the mix. 'YHBT. YHL. HAND'
I think we need some new acronyms...
YATR - You *are* thirteen, right?
MSCYR - Mom Says Clean Your Room!
NIOTS - Nothing Interesting or Original To Say
Any more suggestions?
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Dude, aren't you late for your klan meeting?
She's not that good looking, she's just ok. And if you wanna talk chest, she's pretty flabby in that area, certainly nothing to get me all googlie eyed over without some series 18hr Playtex presence to spruce it up. And acting ability? Come on! Who did she blow to get this gig? She certainly couldn't have won it on her deadpan delivery talent.
There are thousands of actresses in LA that look hotter and act better than Kirsten. It's time for Spidey to get a new love interest!
.torrent??
pfffft, flamebait... what a copout! I don't see why I should expend more words than necessary to deal with this unpleasant, stinking turd of a film(industry), and I won't beat around the bush. If that makes what I have to say flamebait, then so be it.
and as for the reviewer, many people have already said what I would like to say, so I'll leave it at that.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
...is like complaining about a stripper's dancing ability.
For pretty much the same reason.
more ad-hominem. signature of a goebbels propagandist. if someone disagrees, paint them with labels. you do exactly as those whom you claim to loathe. hypocrisy at its best, please, do continue.
Which is straight out of the comics. Given the first movie, anybody could see that this would come eventually. If not in Spider-Man 2 (doubtful, since Harry has to know that Peter is Spidey first), then in Spider-Man 3.
You know the last URL goes to a site which proclaims "Hey, I'm looking at gay porno" along with sporting an assortment of dirty photos, right?
Also, the TomatoMeter is currently at 96 compared 89 for #1. This is always a very good indicator for me. I'm sure this movie will be great.
> For example the excellent train fight takes place on an elevated train in a part of the city where there are no elevated trains -- but it doesn't matter. The film makes it work, so that you don't even think about it
HOW THE HELL SHOULD I NOT THINK ABOUT AN ELEVATED TRAIN LINE WITH A DEAD END THAT WOULD THROW A BRAKELESS TRAIN RIGHT INTO FIFTH AVENUE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
also, they transformed spider-man into super-man!
- add eyeglasses to alternative identity. check
- not a smart ass. check
- CAN STOP A FSCKING TRAIN WITH ITS BARE HANDS! check
oh! the humanity!
I won't complain because I know they'd have to make Secret Wars movies first (i.e. after Duke Nukem Forever comes out), but couldn't they just make a little CGI short with Carnage? Please?
Bonch, dude, you just spent 3 hours writing a review of a 2 hour film....
Kinda makes you wonder doesn't it?
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those with good memory.
I didn't really find the game all that exciting... It takes about 4hours to complete or so and it seemed to have alot of training wheels. For example web slinging is dependent on specific web spots clearly marked throughout the city, and you get a popup when you fight an arch foe showing you what moves you need to do to defeat 'em. Also your web fluid is unlimited, and your number of lives is unlimited. Dispite being geared tward the inexperenced gammer, I did find the Mysterio sequence to be the best, where you must navigate New York in the clouds broken up into levitating islands. All and all as far as theme games go it was acceptable, almost worth the $15.00 it's presently being sold for.
There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
"despite Kirsten Dunst"
are you daft?
Here's another example, GWB redefining "patriot" as "agreeing with the president". Therefore, anyone who disagrees with the president is either unpatriotic or a traitor.
Calm down, my friend. No-one is saying that Mike Moore is some kind of truth-oozing prophet who can never tell a lie. I certainly don't accept everything he says at face value, and I'm sure most right-thinking people don't. But nore do I take Fox News at face value. Get the picture? You can't let anyone else do the thinking for you. That's what has gotten us so far up shit creek without our paddles.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
When will the Indian version hit theatres in America?
Creative Demolition
the last link is pretty nasty...
I remember this... it's a program that generates screeds. Pretty clever stuff, because ultimately it's all content free.
Hooray for Markov!
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
People, do *NOT* click on the last link. Mods, take note - browser breaker, standard pr0n and probable IE exploit (just crashes out the firefox tab, thankfully)
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
I still don't see you disagreeing with my assumption of race, gender and political alignment. They were not meant to be deconstructive, just an assumption based on the psychological analysis of your writing. There is nothing wrong with your opinion per se, but when a mass of people share the same opinion, that leads to social dissent which can lead to an instability that could put the civil war to shame. Diversity, and respect for it, is the only way to ensure a long standing and stable society; this is something that people (esp. politicians) today are quickly forgetting
I cant remember 100% my storyline progression but doesnt Harry become the Hobgoblin instead? Or was that further into the story line progression.....too many comics, so little memory cache :(
I looked at the last link, and I have to say that I don't remember that bit in the film? Did I go out to the toilet at a bad time?
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
. . . . \_____ Hi, Amsterdam Vallon, you fuck.
a good for nothing American
An examination of the source on the last link reveals IE exploit.
Might I also suggest finding out this guy's ISP and IP address, informing them, and prompting criminal proceedings?
yeah, because there's no dissent in America at all, right?
in case you are as dumb as I assume, the first sentence is a good example of sarcasm.
Damn right. And with the Moore film, people couldn't wait to come out and complain about it not being relevant to Slashdot... not today tho. You're the first, though it's already crossed my mind!
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
there we go again. you know, not once has George Bush been mentioned. GRB is gamma ray burst, but not once has GWB been mentioned. who said anything about being lock-step with Shrub? More FALSE assaults on anyone who doesnt agree.
Good job there.
I don't remember the exact progression (which came first, GG or HG?), but I do know that Harry takes up the mantle of the Green Goblin. The Hobgoblin was someone else (Googled for it). I thought there were only three Green Goblins (though I couldn't remember other than Norman and Harry). It looks like there were four of them. There were also four different Hobgoblins. Apparently villains in the Spider-Man mythos like to recycle old ideas (see the page above, there are several different iterations of a number of villains).
"Liberals" (sad hijacking of a good word) in America think for me. They think I shouldnt have a gun which I intend to never break any laws with but they THINK someone could POSSIBLY go wrong and they get to dictate what posessions I can have on my property, let alone concealed or open carry.
I hate religion. I hate communists. I hate GOP. I hate DEMS. I hate everyone who doesnt focus on the justification of every single law on the books. I dare say that 95% of all state and federal law is unconstitutional and the people who wrote that law should be imprisoned for treason.
True, she's been a lot of mediocre teen-movie fare, but to claim that she hasn't had a better performance since Interview with a Vampire indicates to me reviewer hasn't seen Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Or Spiderman again.
I thought a review of The Corporation might hit Slashdot, but no, stereotypes get a boost today, just as they did with every review of StarWarts X or Matricks N or Lord of the WebRings Z. Alas, we are but moths bouncing against an LED screen, unconsciously yearning for ecstatic enlightenment in the form of a high-voltage zapper.
I see your point. I have been around here long enough to not feed trolls, but it still bugs me that people apparently moderate with about 2 seconds of thought sometimes. I think that the 'troll' mod needs to be used a little more sparingly.
and yes, it is technically correct (the best *kind* of correct!) that this is all OT, but it's the best way to bring modding 'issues' to people's attention.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Berardinelli gave Spiderman 2 three stars out of four, which is a fairly solid recommendation.
That's EXACTLY what I'm trying to say - I think I phrased it very poorly. It is obviously OT and should have been modded as such, NOT as a troll. I don't really care about the political content one way or the other; I just want the 'troll' mod to be reserved for real trolls.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
you're a total nerd
--hot chick
Fair enough. I can see that you are thinking for yourself. Keep it up.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
"Spider-Man 2 hits theaters tomorrow, though some of us have seen it a bit early."
Yeah my download finished yesterday.
"Derp de derp."
Agreed. I was just thinking that Spiderman is no more and no less relevant to /. than Mike Moore's films. Next topic, please!
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
http://www.chud.com/reviews/spid2.php3
http://www.chud.com/reviews/spid2.php3
seems to me bonch just copy/pasted this article in its entirety, without giving any credit to the chud guys, who did the real work!
.... in Interview with the Vampire ;-)
agreed, I certainly see your point. I would also argue that for a certain subset of nerds, (myself included) politics is a vital and useful part of my existence and philosophy. As a philosophical nerd, i think it's relevant, but I realise that I don't fit the standard nerd stereotypes. It's an interesting point, thanks for bringing it up!
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
I don't know if the movie touches on the significance of MJ being in this play. It's one of Oscar Wilde's famous comedies, and it's all about the dangers of living a double life.
The short of it; a young country gent(Algernon) goes to city to flirt around and cause trouble, but when in the city goes by the name of Ernest so that no rumours of his city life make it back to his home in the country. One of Algernon's city friends, Jack, travels to the country to dally with Algernon's young ward, and he also uses the name Ernest. Combined with some witty dialogue, a good does of sarcasm, and some smacks at the upperclass, its probably one of Wilde's best works. And Oscar Wilde, along with GB Shaw should probably be up there with Shakespeare among England's finest playwrights.
Summary here
Full text here
If it follows the usual pattern for superhero flicks, Spiderman 3 will have several villains and not just the 2nd Green Goblin. Remember how many bad guys show up in Batman and Robin or Batman Forever? Let's see, we have the Rhino, Sandman, Mysterio and Electro from the early Spiderman comics, or Venom the living spidy suit from the later years. Or maybe Spiderman 3 will also be X-men 3.
Earrghh! I thought I'd outgrown this stuff 20 years ago. Why do I even remember the names of a bunch of Spiderman villians?
Who is John Cabal?
This is a guy on slashdot.... he should be praised for recognizing a female in the movie at all.
The collective porn stash of slashdotters would give the Library of Congress a run for its money in terms of storage space required to house the respective collections (on second thought, it's really no contest). Not notice women?? On FILM??? Are you fucking nuts?!?
Why was this modded funny? The file is at large, although not widespread yet.
blow your mind already
Thanks. Now you've done it. You've destroyed two perfectly good sex-pots with your nitpicking... Thanks.
;-)
May you both rot in hell.
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You: Who's there?
FBI: A no-knock warrent. Bring me the catch-and-release field castration kit. We all might hear a loud screaming, but it should give way to wimpering fairly quickly.
I saw a premier on monday night... free. They even had security guards with metal detectors. I couldn't see any night vision goggles though (and I was looking).
A brief review here.
1979 spiderman rules.
Toby mcguire looks like a little kid . He's 30 . Do you want this guy to save you.
Bruce Campbell kicks ass!
Veramocor
Some anonymous moron follows almost all my posts and puts "YHBT. YHL. HAND." at the end of discussion threads, pretending to be me. Guess he got you too. I'm also apparently supposed to be some other guy called Overly Critical Guy (as far as I can tell the guy doesn't even post on Slashdot anymore). It doesn't bother me, but it does amuse me when he accuses me of having no life because of how many comments I post, yet he follows all my posts to pretend to be me.
Check my posting history. I don't always complain about the bias of Slashdot. But when it happens, I point it out. Whatever.
Btw, posted anonymously because someone with mod points who hates me has been modding my posts down as "Troll" and "Overrated."
Or as the Onion said, "Ebert Wins"
I saw it yesterday and the thing that stands out most in my mind, granted I'm a geek, but when the fusion reaction goes out of control -- critical in fact, and starts magnetically sucking all metal towards itself and fusionically threatens the entire city!?
That's right, I said fusion.
It appears that one of the basic requirements for writing a film these days (and I like to write) is to have not only no knowledge of science, but preferably a vacous gaping city sucking fusion orb where even the most basic science knowledge should be.
Also a complete lack of knowledge of trains is helpful. You might notice an elevated line that is built to go two stories to a dead end at... THE RIVER. Exactly where are the engineers? The physicists? Were you all killed by Doctor Octopus?
And where is Ozcorp getting its never ending funding from? Why wasn't this stock shorted by everyone after their CHIEF SCIENTIST went nuts in the last movie and started killing people? These are details that could have been written into the film, but instead are just thrown away in favor of cliches. The other things that actually save this film from the dreck pile are 1) the performance of J.K. Simmons (the angry editor guy), who once again steals every scene that he's in, on top of being strongly written. (every time that Tobey is in the newspaper office he might as well be invisible.) Meanwhile, Alfred Molina (Doctor Octopus) does a stellar job with second rate lines. Now he is an interesting character -- and, unlike spidey, his CG didn't look fake. Why not make a film about him rather than the bland kid in the spider suit?
Romance is one of the things that saves this film -- because make no mistake about it it's the exact same formula that you've seen and know and love. If you like that film that you've seen a dozen times -- this is it too! Now with extra romance. It's fun for what it is, but don't expect more than cliches.
Is it just me, or isn't there so much more that could be done with film?
The baby's fine -- please stop sending business cards.
I don't always "proclaim to hate the bias of Slashdot and all the people who comment here." See my posting history. When there's bias, yes, I point it out. Gasp.
Posting anonymously because some moron with mod points who doesn't like me is modding down my posts.
P.S. Isn't this "Offtopic?"
Erm, why would I post that AC, when I freely admit that yes Kerry sucks . . .
Your hair look like poop, Bob! - Wanker.
As of this writing, you have 18 posts in this article alone.
GET A LIFE.
Because you're obviously a dumb moron!
because of the shame involved in posting something much more juvenile than "kerry sucks." just admit you got bagged, it'll feel so much better. the same way "neocons" would feel if they would just admit they don't mind spilling non-WASP blood for profit.
why dont you just marry spiderman...
sure, it probably is one great movie..but still, that review sounded way over the top
So, overall, in the things I've seen her in she's been a pretty good performer. I certainly can't recall a performance where she's been a shocker.
In any case, bad directing can make even the best actor look bad. Natalie Portman, besides being achingly beautiful, is a fine actor, and let's consider just how wooden a performance she gave in Attack of the Clones. It'll be interesting 20 years from now to interview her about working with Lucas; I think she might be less than complimentary.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
--Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
Sam Raimi is a good director, yes. He is considered an auteur director as well. I love his work. Spiderman was good. However, Spiderman 2 is not his work alone.
The full credits of the film tell the full story. Spiderman 2 was written by a total of 6 people - none of which was S. Raimi. There were also 6 producers and executive producers (although, 'executive producer' is often a title given to someone simply as a 'feel good' title and has little involvement). Cinematography was done by Anette Haellmig and Bob Hope. Bob Murawski did the editing. There are also hundreds of others that were directly involved in the production of this film (sound, art, makeup, set, casting, costumes, set managers, original music, special effects, visuals, stunts, hell - even assistants for the actors and common tradesmen such as electricians) - and that's not counting the actors and extras.
Granted, Raimi is responsible for the over-arcing presentation of the film, but he is in no way the sole artist behind this film. I'm a fan of his earlier works as well, but I'd credit the tallent of those he's worked with just as much as I'd credit him. Things such as Xena and Hercules were not exactly quality productions, even with extreme exageration and drugs influencing your opinion: they were cheesy as hell.
You seem like you're endulging in a bit of hero worship here. Raimi is a good director, yes. He's made due with some less-than adequate filming conditions, and has illustrated a phenominal ability to make due with minimal supplies, creating inventive means to get the film footage he wants. Given the scope and size of Spiderman (and Spiderman 2), I suspect that his hands-on directing style was less prominent than it has been in other works he's been involved in, simply due to this fact.
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A ton of credit has to go to Bill Pope, who has shot himself
Hey, was that a shot at my mother?!?
hey slutface, think you could stop posting for more than a minute? don't you have a job or something?
The LizardMan, the Shocker, the Chameleon, Kraven the Hunter would be good choices. The Vulture wouldn't be so good. And for those with long memories, the Kingpin was an enemy of both Daredevil and Spidey, but who fought him first is something I can't remember. I suspect that Mysterio the actor, or LizardMan would be areas filmmakers would explore first(Mysterio would be a tie-in to MJ, and LizardMan well that's a spoiler hehehe.
Sorry, but only fanboys give a 9.2/10 rating to a movie like this. That's like giving 4.5 stars. Adding the extra decimal point is like forcing the newspaper to print an additional 1/10 of a star, for crying out loud. Sheesh. I'd have believed him if he had said 3.5. But you just don't give out 4 stars unless you think it's going to be up for best picture award at the golden globes, Cannes or the Academy. Most newspapers won't even print a 4.5 or 5 star rating until the movie gets re-released 20+ years after it won Best Picture.
Come on. Let's get real here. This is a sequel to a not-that-great comic book movie. My gut says it will probably end up within +/- 0.2 of the original, which currently has a 7.4 (with 49,000 votes). A quick glance at Raimi's directing bio and Maguire's acting bio tells us that neither is capable of delivering better than a 7.6.
To put things in perspective, the highest rated movie on the IMDB list is 9.0. There's ONE movie with a rating that high: the Godfather. When this guy says Spiderman 2 earns a 9.2, he's claiming it's better than movies like The Godfather, Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List, Casablanca or Citizen Kane. (* Note: I haven't even seen The Godfather, Casablanca or Citizen Kane, but I do know that they've stood up to the test of time and widely accepted as three of the best movies, ever.)
It appears that one of the basic requirements for writing a film these days (and I like to write) is to have not only no knowledge of science
It's a friggin movie about a highschool student that has the powers of a spider!
and you're banging off about realism?!
very nice
My god you are right... that's just pathetic on the part of the poster, and he should be banned/suspended from Slashdot for posting this as if it were his work.
Plus it was a crap review anyway as it did what I HATE in reviews which is giving away some of the best bits. ie. "And the humour was supurb like when he turned into a chicken and ate all the guest's dinners"... that may not be in this film, but you get my drift, I was reading through the review, got to a spoiler of what would have been a great SUPRISE joke and stopped dead right there...
Geeze, how hard is it to write a review that doesn't reveal jokes or plot points? Why can't people stay more generic? X's acting was Good/bad/indifferent, the CG of Y was not so hot, or was during running but crap during swinging. Etc. etc. It's NOT THAT HARD.
1. Ebert & Roeper MP3 review from 6/28/2004 show.
:)
2. Rotten Tomatoes
3. IMDb (more reviews tomorrow morning)
4. Darh Horizon's review by Garth Franklin (Webmaster)
As far as I see, everyone seems to like it over the first movie! I hope I can catch the flick this Monday with friends. I didn't love the first one, but it was enjoyable. I hope the second one is a lot better.
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She was quite good in Mona Lisa Smile as well.
It's not just "realism" -- it's all about suspending disbelief for a couple of hours. Details do matter.
Something to make sure that every slashdoter world wide will continue to worship at the idol of K. Dunst.
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Ahhh geek sheek, you can't resist a nerd chick!
I would rather be ashes than dust!
... and starts magnetically sucking all metal towards itself ...
The most likely-looking means of achieving fusion uses electromagnets to control the (hopefully) fusing plasma.
And where is OzCorp getting its never ending funding from?
BayStar.
I agree. This was the only bummer to me. I know they have to end the Harry/Peter thing, but I really hope they make it a minor part of #3. I'd much rather see a 3/4 made and have them do a fun treatment of the Venom arc. Venom was my favorite Spidey villain ever. And how fun would HE be on the big screen?
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fellow Spiderman fans.
Did anyone else catch Jameson's son doing that huge leap to get to MJ near the end?
I am convinced its a nod to showing him having the symbiot in him (from the cartoon, not the comic books) where I believe he contracted it while in space.
Anyway, I think for a sequel (or triquel?) now that we have:
A) love interest issues resolved (no more harping over MJ)
B) identity issue resolved
We need something to spice it up some more. We obviously have the green goblin 2 coming in the next one, but what about Venom? Any thoughts on this? (i may have the names mixed up, it's been a while since i've read the comics / cartoons).
you're god damn right Kathleen Doyle-Bates is a kickass actress. i already said but ill let you front the props for good acting. none of these starlet bitches are any good. ill cum in the fucking faces of all those bitches. they cant act, all they are good for is cum dumpsters. now Bates, she gets respect. hot bitches are for sucking my dick, good actresses, however rare, make great movies which are are rearer than a motherfucka these days.
death to the communists infesting LA and Hollywood. motherfuckers. bitch.
I work at the movie theaters, so my schedule was suppose to be from 8:00 PM to 1:00 AM... but my manager let me off early because he knew I wanted to watch the movie. It was pretty crazy once 12:00 hit (Yes, we had a 12:00 show. Not a preview.) As I removed the tensile barriers, shouted "Spiderman 2!", pointed at House #3, and ran -- a lot of people chased after me to the theater. It was pretty intense. Thank God for employee benefits... including not having to pay for a single movie. w00t.
"Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
And well....it was great.
Not just a little bit.
For comic book fans, it's got what you want. For film fans, it's got what you want. For action movie fans, it's got what you want.
Granted, there were moments when I wanted to scream "but that doesn't make sense!" ( {spoiler} like when the fusion generator was sucking in everything....except things like people and important props {/spoiler}) But in general it was a well done film.
There are only two criticisms I could possibly give this movie: Kirsten Dunst's acting (*cough* wooden *cough*) and it being a wee bit too angsty.
In it's defense, it was SUPPOSED to be a wee bit angsty. Spider-man in the early days was like that - a confused young man that didn't understand his place in the world. In other words - a teenager.
{spoiler}
Another possible problem is the Batman situation. In the first batman, they killed the Joker. In the second, they killed the penguin. In the first Spider-man they killed the Green Goblin (which was okay - if a little fast. He was supposed to die eventually. But now - if Doc Ock is dead, well that causes continuity problems....and comic book geeks hate that.
{/spoiler}
As a side thing - here's a comic book geek drinking game you can play with Spider-Man 2. Every time a writer or artist or editor that worked on the Spider-Man comic books at Marvel is shown on screen, take a shot. You are guaranteed to be half dead by the end of the movie if you catch them all.
Drop Dead Gorgeous is one VERY funny movie. I own less than 10 movies and this is one of them. Everyone should see this movie.
My favorite moments (from the top of my head):
-Kirsten Dunst practicing her tap dance while applying makeup to a corpse.
-last year's anorexic winner.
-Ellen Barkin with a beer can melted onto her hand.
-The retarded kid and his dad.
-The judge who is a little too interested in the "young girls".
-The girl who just wants to be deaf.
-The Denise Richards performance with the wooden Jesus.
This movie is definitely worth renting.
-Brian
It was slightly better than the first one, but I didn't LOVE the first one (still can't get over the organic web shooters).
;)
While I liked the action sequences, it's the CHARACTER stuff that I thought sucked the most. Here's why:
1. This film felt like a rip off of Superman II, only not as good. At least Superman II gave you some kind of explanation as to why he lost his powers. This film just had them kind of sputter out when they weren't wanted, and reappear when he wanted them back.
2. And in Superman II, the powerless Clark gets the crap beaten out of him and CAN'T save anyone. In this version, Peter just DECIDES not to help some nerd getting mugged. And he's able to save a kid out of a burning building w/o his powers.
3. Way too cheesy dialogue, Part I. Early in the film, peter wants to tell MJ that he loves her but can't tell her because he's spidey. How do we know this? Cheesy dialogue where he says into a dead phone "I want to tell you I love you but I can't because I'm spiderman".
3. Way too cheesy dialogue, Part II. When Aunt May goes off on a 15 minute rant about heros and why spiderman is so great, I couldn't help but wonder what the hell-- did she know that he was spiderman? The length of this speech indicates she MUST have, but apparently not. When you see the movie you'll know what I'm talking about.
4. Way too cheesy dialogue, part III: The explanation of why Spidey loses his powers is given in two awkward scenes-- (1) spidey talking to a doctor who apparently doesn't notice his web-spinnerettes. (2) a bizarro dream sequence where he has a conversation with Uncle Ben and says he's giving up being spiderman.
5. Cheesy Dialogue part IV-- Otto & Peter having dinner discussing the nature of a brilliant mind and how it has to be used for good, never wasted, etc.
6. CD, V. Remember that brief moment in the first Spider Man, when the cheese flowed off the screen when the New Yorkers said "that's what you get for messing with New York!" or some such line that was supposed to elicit cheers but was met with a huge thud? Well, that scene is back, amplified about 50x, and now it takes place on a train.
The effects were much better in this film than in the first one, although not yet perfect. But I didn't care. The action stuff was fun. It was when the humans opened their mouth that I rolled up my eyes. I could believe the effects with some effort. But not the human story.
Last question-- why did Dr. Octopus throw that car at Peter & MJ through the window if he wanted them alive? It was cool and all, but did it make any sense at all?
All this said-- it was still better than the first one-- a very consistant sequel. Doc Ock is better than that cheesy-costumed Green Goblin (spoiler: although he does make a brief non-sensical reapparance). I recommend the movie, but my hopes were up too high I think, given my slight disappointment with #1.
Ebert is wrong-- "Batman" #1 is still the best comic adaptation of all time, followed by "Superman" 1&2. And this from a Marvel fan... hey the first "Blade" was great
Does anybody know what shirt is that doctor that's examining spiderman wearing?
I remember that picture but i don't remember where i've seen it before. Some band maybe?
./ can't support this crap. pull the review or credit the author!
Though come to think of it, cut-and-paste theft wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to Slashdot. At least it would save us the hassle of registering with your former employer's website.
I just got back from it. It was so fantastic. I've been reading the newspaper strip on the Internet since the first movie (it's actually written by Stan Lee, the comic books aren't), and it made it that much sweeter. Not to spoil the movie, but the final line of dialogue is a catch phrase in the strip.
But both Peter Parker and Spiderman came alive in a way they never had to me before.
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Try to realize the truth, there is no AC. Then you will see that it is not Kerry who sucks, but only yourself.
The film tops the original in every way, despite Kirsten Dunst.
Wow - it must REALLY be good!
Besides other failings, such as cheesy attempts at humor and no end to alliterated names (Peter Parker, Otto Octavius, Green Goblin?, come on!!), the amount of science that was sacrificed in the name of entertaining the masses almost made me weep. Disappointed by Roger Ebert's positive review, I emailed him the following:
On a number of occasions you have pointed out scientific inaccuracies in movies -- be it characters outrunning fireballs, or the wrong speed of the line of sunlight in observation #4 in your Mummy Returns review. The horrendous way Spider-Man 2 handles science, however, transcend these by an order of magnitude. So why didn't this get at least a passing mention in your review?? I would have walked out of the theater at one point, if I had been sitting in an isle seat! There's something to be said for suspension of disbelief, but when a movie uses science buzzwords like fusion and nanowires, it is making at least some pretense of minimal scientific accuracy and should have avoided some of the more glaring nonsense seen here.
I know you get lots of mail, so I'll just point out a couple of examples. Spidey expels a large amount of webbing, and not just in terms of length, but as we see in close-ups, it's fairly thick and clearly of a lot of volume. Spider-man somehow manages to produce material that's at least a significant fraction of his weight. So now that we've dropped as fundamental a law of physics as the conservation of mass and energy, I suppose anything is game. This was wholly avoidable while still allowing Spidey to perform as he does, for the simple reason that we know much stronger materials exist (i.e. carbon nanotubes) and the web could have been many times thinner.
I could swallow that problem, but the next one was too much, and prompted me to write this message. The depiction of fusion was plain embarassing. Bombarding a fuel pellet by lasers will cause it to release its energy in an instant flash. The lasers would be only on for a moment, otherwise the pellet will evaporate and disperse before fusion can start. In the movie, the lasers started one after the other; the first laser would have destroyed the pellet. It gets worse. They showed a fiery ball looking like a star. I suppose the twisted thought process that gave birth to that must have gone something like this: stars are powered by fusion, so a small fusion reaction must look like a small star. In reality, stars glow because fusion in the core heats the upper layers. Due to the hundred million plus degree temperature, the actual light emitted by fusion is in the gamma and x-rays spectrum (which, together with the neutrons would have killed anything around due to the lack of heavy shielding; the magnetic containment cannot affect non-charged particles), with only a bit of mostly violet visible light. And that tritium pellet, come on! Tritium is radioactive and you can't just carry it around in a glass sphere. And tritium is a gas; to have a solid pellet it must be stored at extremely cryogenic temperatures. I could keep going, but the point is that many people that watch this kind of stuff get a totally twisted view of science.
"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
But strippers don't have their mammas chaperoning the clubs to make sure the bad bad directors don't get too much boobie in the shots.
The smartest thing Kirsten's mother ever did was put the 't' on the end of their family name.
...is where I go for all the movie reviews. It just compiles all the reviews from the most popular places and shows you the ratings. That way you can just get quick sense of how good it is without having to read plot spoilers.
i haven't seen it yet (must be to bed too early to see a midnight showing) and i probably won't get to see it until at least the weekend. but let me say this, i have heard way too much hype for this movie. seriously everyone keeps saying how great the movie is and even go as far as to call it the best superhero movie ever. the problem is they are pushing it way too much. seriously if the movie has even a slight flaw some people are going to absolutely hate it because of the fact it was so overhyped. so long as it can live up to the hype i won't be one of these people. either way this should be the largest grossing film this summer.
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."
I don't see how. Standards on looks should be the last thing posters on Slashdot should worry about.
i cant seem to come up with a sig.
She was good in Crazy/Beautiful also.
That's probably a bad idea -- it makes it harder to develop any of them beyond the cardboard-cutout level.
Remember how many bad guys show up in Batman and Robin or Batman Forever?
The prosecution rests.
/. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
Stan Lee (As) Man Dodging Debris.
I'm glad he made it into the film again.
Spider-Man 2 is certainly the movie that pays off all the promise Sam Raimi has held for the past few decades.
Whassat? I think that you just unintentionally implied that Army of Darkness was not the greatest movie of all time!
The only thing that we learn from history is that nobody learns anything from history.
"Kirsten has tremendous sex appeal"
Perhaps to a horney 14 year old boy.
But she's so...so average. its like the girl that regular guys get to date.
I think you're all excited over her because she's very willing to do nudity, and she showed her wet t-shirt nipples in the first spiderman movies. Ho hum.
You guys need to get a life and stop looking forward to dumbass comic book flicks. Talk to women, get laid if you can!!
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If you want to get technical, Spidey has fought every Marvell villain. He has fought Dr Doom, Sentinels, Galactus, and most of the heroes.
BTW, it is the Lizard, not LizardMan. But the Lizard is almost definately to be in the third. Most likely Venom will never play a role.
For the special effects, Hydro or Sandman would be good choices.
Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
While you're at it, check out Lucy Liu's eyes. Where the hell is she looking? You just can't tell.
- "Sweet merciful crap!" Homer J. Simpson
Dude! its a fucking movie about a comic book superhero! Try to enjoy a movie for once instead of dissecting every little thing. You might actually enjoy life more.
the humor. The entire film is full of Raimi's honest, slapstick, and self-depricating humor. I don't think I stopped laughing for longer than two minutes throughout the film. The raindrops montage will have you on the floor. As soon as that bright lens flare starts the scene and you hear the music begin, you know you're in for a treat.
This is an amazing movie that is good on so many fronts, and yet, it's a comic book based film. How did that happen? I don't know, but I hope it's a sign of what's more to come from Hollywood.
The Ex-Lax is in the cabinet.
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as in, he should have a couple of.
as in, his attitude is like a.
as in, what he no doubt does for a living.
Sorry Prune baby! It was there, I had to go for it!
Meanwhile, Alfred Molina (Doctor Octopus) does a stellar job with second rate lines. Now he is an interesting character -- and, unlike spidey, his CG didn't look fake. Why not make a film about him rather than the bland kid in the spider suit?
Look Doc, just because you I can beat the snot out of you with only FOUR limbs is no reason to get bitter and start calling me "bland". I mean, just because it's white bread doesn't mean it won't pack a punch. Know what I mean?
It appears that one of the basic requirements for writing a film these days (and I like to write) is to have not only no knowledge of science, but preferably a vacous gaping city sucking fusion orb where even the most basic science knowledge should be.
Doc, you were told before you signed on that the faulty experiments were written into the script. That's just the way it goes in Hollywood. Sure, the fact that you couldn't build a controllable fusion reaction makes you look like a moron, but look at it this way: the writer didn't have me accidentally kill you at the end of the show. That means you can always come back for more humiliation later.
Look, Doc, I don't want there to be any hard feelings. I'll put in a good word for you: I'll ask the writers to have you get over your mental deranged-itude and maybe the equations will start to make sense again. How's that for bonhomie?
Also a complete lack of knowledge of trains is helpful. You might notice an elevated line that is built to go two stories to a dead end at... THE RIVER.
Um.. Doc? New York City? Hel-LO? Like you really care about trains anyway.
Romance is one of the things that saves this film -- because make no mistake about it it's the exact same formula that you've seen and know and love. If you like that film that you've seen a dozen times -- this is it too! Now with extra romance.
Aw, Doc. And here I thought you were just a bad ol' mean person at heart. I'll run this by your therapist and see if he doesn't change his mind about you.
Fun, but a downloader folks
Oh wait, I see; going Internet are you? You'll definitely get the /.ers on your side with that one! Well, I guess I have to admit that the only reason I don't download many mp3s is I'm too busy putting on spandex and sticking to skyscrapers. Maybe in #3 we can rumble in cyberspace! Ta-ta, Doc!
signed,
YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN
Personally, he was the most intriguing of Spidey's foes (too bad he ate a bullet about 20 years ago). He always seemed to bring out the best in PP.
It would be nice if Spider-Man did not follow the "Batman" path and have multiple villians in the sequels (Don't forget the second Batman had Catwoman and the Penguin as well as Christopher Walken as Max Schreck). This is what Michael Keaton complained about and why he refused to do anything after Batman Returns; the francise movies became less about the title character and more about the guest villians.
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Could someone over the age of 15 who speaks
english please review movies from now on?
When you say "the cast kills", and "fake as all get out" your own credibility as a reviewer and
english speaker.
History written by the victors, and all that.
I can't imagine there being any more spoilers in it than there were in the trailer...
I mean c'mon. Just watch the first movie again. In the course of the first movie, she went through Flash, flirted with Peter, went out with Harry AND had an upside down kiss with Spidey (while going out with Harry) and then tried to get hooked up with Peter again. I mean seesh, make up your mind woman.
Kirsten was great for the part given her. Very very expressive face.
You seem almost angry in describing her "lack of talent" and seem overjoyed in what you perceive as her "fall". Definitely more your own issues than her abilities, so your point is invalid which unfortunately lends less credibility to your whole review, though I'm sure the film is excellent and I for one am looking forward to the film and Ms. Dunst.
Spider-Man 2 succeeds in many ways that I did not expect, justifying my decision to watch the midnight showing and stay up past 4:00am to write a small review for my web site!
... not for shooting spider webs out of wrists, but for the human element. Above all else and beneath the mask, Spider-Man is Peter Parker, an emotional, rational being like the rest of us. He has decisions to make, and whether they make sense or even matter to anyone else, they matter to Peter Parker.
... before we are rushed through an action-packed, emotional frenzy that climaxes with one of the most satisfying endings I have ever enjoyed for what I would normally describe as an entertainment film (as opposed to being a serious film).
I was surprised by how much I enjoyed Spider-Man 2. A sequel is supposed to dwell in the shadow of its predecessor, but this one does not. Spidey is beaten and humbled -- by enemies, friends, the public, and himself -- and yet he still comes across as one of the most realistic heroes imaginable
The key to this film's success, aside from Tobey Maguire's excellent portrayal of a hero torn among many difficult choices, is Sam Raimi's ability to open and close numerous plot elements while maintaining a coherent and cohesive plot. The movie takes its sweet time to inform you of what has changed, who is important, and why it is all so
if you've read his sig...
apparently the RIAA has IP rights, but writers don't. Oops.
Why does the right-wing fear Michael Moore? They have Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity, Oliver North, Bill O'Reilly, Fox News Channel, etc. spreading their propaganda 24-7. When ONE guy comes up with a counter to them they go apeshit. There used to be civil discourse and some respect for the opinions of desenting voices in this country (Like Moore said, Dude, Where's My Country?). When Bill Clinton was in office they spewed their views and no one on the left really challenged them. Now that the shoe is on the other foot they attack anyone who doesn't agree with them. They are hypocrites of the worst magnitude and I agree when someone said that they are RINOS. They are "neocons" and radicals who are moving the Republican party so much to the left that it is going to backfire and they will all have to crawl into the holes they came out of.
So this is different from someone posting the entire contents of a NY Times article in the comments how?
Like Science? Enjoy details? Then this may not be the film for you.
I saw it yesterday and the thing that stands out most in my mind, granted I'm a geek, but when the fusion reaction goes out of control -- critical in fact, and starts magnetically sucking all metal towards itself and fusionically threatens the entire city!?
That's right, I said fusion.
It appears that one of the basic requirements for writing a film these days (and I like to write) is to have not only no knowledge of science, but preferably a vacous gaping city sucking fusion orb where even the most basic science knowledge should be.
Oh, good fucking God. Who gives a shit? IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE, GODDAMMIT!
You really must have no fucking life and no friends to even care about something like this, troll.
the amount of science that was sacrificed in the name of entertaining the masses almost made me weep.
Get that stick out of your ass, troll. Who gives a fuck about science? It's a fantasy movie, goddammit.
What about Carnage? Or maybe the Vulture (one of the original Spidey villains). They have such a huge base to draw from it could be anyone. Maybe they'll bring the Punisher in...just kidding.
Lucy Liu has always been butt ugly. Stupid Americans think the slant-eyed dragon lady look is sexy. Many, but not all Asians have thin exagerated slant eyes either. Why doesn't Hollywood pick someone prettier? They only want to keep promoting the slant-eyed stereotype. There are much prettier asian women than lucy liu.
Not to mention The Virgin Suicides.
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Look idiot, even the most die hard pirates (Arrrr, matey!) will tell you that taking credit for something that someone else wrote is morally wrong. Get a clue, you mental midget.
only fanboys give a 9.2/10 rating to a movie like this. [...] Adding the extra decimal point is like forcing the newspaper to print an additional 1/10 of a star
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I think if you check, you'll find that 9.2 would be adding two tenths of a star.
"and I'm sure most right-thinking people don't. But nore do I take Fox News at face value."
:)
My solution is to ignore both Moore and Fox News. Call me crazy, but I do not see a "liberal" bias at CNN. And I wish Al Franken would hang up his politics and rejoin SNL and O'Reiley would go back to hosting Inside Edition. Come to think about it, I think Inside Edition had more credibility than O'Reiley's current program...
"Right now, somewhere in this world, Scott Baio is plowing a woman he doesn't love," - Peter Griffin, *Family Guy*
"When ONE guy comes up with a counter to them they go apeshit. There used to be civil discourse and some respect for the opinions of desenting voices in this country (Like Moore said, Dude, Where's My Country?). When Bill Clinton was in office they spewed their views and no one on the left really challenged them. Now that the shoe is on the other foot they attack anyone who doesn't agree with them. They are hypocrites of the worst magnitude and I agree when someone said that they are RINOS. They are "neocons" and radicals who are moving the Republican party so much to the left that it is going to backfire and they will all have to crawl into the holes they came out of."
You certainly have a short term memory. The alleged "liberally" biased media went out of their way to attack Presidents Reagan and Bush during their time(s) in office. Limbaugh got big nationally about the same time Clinton was "elected" into the Presidency with only 42% of the popular vote. His success is more of a testament to his format, his sensationalism, and the general publics disdain for talk radio (and television) hosts like Larry King and Phil Donahue who were well known to be liberals. You could even throw in Howard Stern whose politics have run rather conservative up until the current Bush Administration with the media crackdown. Bill Clinton was attacked and not successfully defended because most of the things he was attacked on were his own fault. The public did not support Hillary's health care plan even though the majority of the public wanted a public health care safety net instituted. The backlash against that complex bureaucratic scheme led to the Republicans sweeping out the Democratic majority in the Congress in the 1994 elections and ending a 50 year control streak. There were plenty of voices on the left defending Clinton throughout his presidency yet the thing is, they weren't successful. No matter how you look at Clinton's "affair" of sorts, he purgured himself in court and that has led to his disbarment after he left office. There wasn't a Republican right-wing conspiracy to bait Clinton with bimbos no matter how Hillary justifies her husband's behavior.
As for your assertion of the Republicans moving the party to the left, you must be smoking crack. The criticism is that the party is moving too far to the RIGHT.
The outrage over Moore has to do with the labeling of his film a *documentary* when it is an opinion piece. He does not check his facts enough, just as he named his last movie "Bowling for Columbine" because he thought the killers called in during their morning classes to go bowl when it didn't happen.
"Right now, somewhere in this world, Scott Baio is plowing a woman he doesn't love," - Peter Griffin, *Family Guy*
Well don't stop now... who else needs a bit of cutting down to "less than diety status"??
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What the OP was pointing out was that bonch's sig is always yelling about the RIAA and their IP rights but here he went and "stole" someone else's review and posted it as his own (i.e., he's an IP advocate who doesn't respect IP--what anyone else would call a "troll" at best and a "hypocrite" at worst).
Get it now?
Nooooooo!
Don't wish that on SNL. It was actually good for a while. Although it's started to suck again now.
-Graham
The problem with your comment is that Parker's wisecracks were, to a large degree, how he covered his insecurities. He was laughing at the darkness with his one-liners. I'm sure you've known people who are pretty straight-laced, but put them under pressure and they're constantly cracking jokes. It's how they remain sane. Honestly, I cannot state for certain that they said as much at any point in the series, but it seems reasonable enough to me.
This sig has absolutely no significance and serves only to take up screen space and waste the time of the reader.
Hey, let's make it three... Shannon Doherty. After I noticed it, everytime I see her I can't help but think "Baby Ruuuuth!"
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The first two Superman movies were good, the book for the third movie was good, but it failed in the execution. Could anyone ever believe a coked up Richard Pryor could be a passable computer programmer?
Batman movies were OK, the first three anyway. George Clooney was less than stellar, but I don't think he cold help a bad script. I snoozed through that one at the theater and at home after rental. I rented it just to prove it wasn't me being tired. It was dull until the point where Batgirl joined up. Even she couldn't rescue the crappy script though. And Robin became a real ass.
I have to hand it to Stan Lee, keeping the studios close to the original hero stories though. Quite a feat. The X-Men movies have been great, Spiderman too. I haven't seen the newer Punisher, but I liked the one w/ Dolf Lundgren from several years back, even though I am unfamiliar w/ the comic. I really liked most of the Daredevil movie. I thought parts of it showed him as the dark brooding hero like Batman, Punisher and Wolverine were.
What I have to say about Hulk is less than stellar though. Close your eyes if you liked it. It was a CGI movie that was so far over the top it was no longer believeable. The story sucked. The acting was wooden and sucked. Love Jennifer Connely, but she was wasted in this role and almost as much in A Beautiful Mind. They truly fucked up by telling the story out of order. It became confusing. The scene w/ the mutant dogs was very hard to see and didn't make much sense. Did I say the dialog sucked? The general was not believeable and his character sucked. I think that I enjoyed the old Bill Bixby/Lou Farigno combo so much that it just ruined it for me. Bill Bixby was so much better than that no-name loser they got for the HULK movie. The director should be taken out and shot. The only thing I liked about this movie was the cut in of the comic book-like frames, so that you have multiple scenes on the screen at once, but they made it look gimmicky. But this wasn't supposed to be all about Hulk, I digress.
Spiderman was very good, probably ranked among the best of the comic book movies. A good blend of live action, cgi, and a good story/back story, and good dialog. You could actually see feeling from Toby McGuire, like you could from Christopher Reeves and Ben Affleck in their roles.
What all comic based movies suffer from is the need to start at the beginning and introduce all the characters in the first movie. We have to learn where they came from, why and how they got their powers, what drives them, why they are so brooding, etc. Often this leaves little time for the rest of the story to naturally evolve to show where they are in the present day. X-men almost lost it here, because they had so many characters to introduce. Batman, Superman, Daredevil, Spiderman and the first Punisher really struck this balance well. They made the trip enjoyable and made you care about the characters. That is what makes any movie great.
--Somewhere there is a village missing an idiot.
Standards on looks should be the last thing posters on Slashdot should worry about.
When you only have something in your fantasies you can always insist on the best.
I think both of the alien symbiote boyz would require massive advances in cgi to not look out of place. How about Blade?
"I could keep going, but the point is that many people that watch this kind of stuff get a totally twisted view of science."
And they are the exact people who get laid. You should try it some time. Or, at least once in your life before you die.
I meant right not left. There was a "vast right-wing conspiracy" and Hillary said that before the Monica Lewinsky affair became public. Read "The Hunting of the President" or see the film made from it. Farenheit 911 is very well documented so there is little that you can call into factual dispute. You may not agree with his conclusions but he didn't doctor the comments from Bush and the others. The main reasons for the war have been disproven and a lot of the intelligence they based their decision to invade on was known to be bogus by the administration because the CIA told them it was. Everything that Chilabi gave them was false and the CIA told the administration not to trust it. Yet they went before the U.N. and offered up this discredited evidence and said there was "NO DOUBT" it was true. No amount of spinning from the right is going dispute those facts.
I must say, this movie comes damned close. Through the first two-thirds of the movie, I kept turning to my friend and asking, "Are we supposed to feel THIS SORRY for him?" However, the ending was a big payoff, set up by Peter Parker's suffering throughout the beginning and middle. I was practically cheering when he turns around without his mask on after convincing Doc Ock to drown the reactor, and Mary Jane finally sees his true identity. Likewise I was almost yelling "YOU DUMBASS!" at the screen when he gives her his "we can't be together, too risky, blah blah blah" speech, but that in turn just helps to provoke her to leave Jameson's son at the altar. At the very end, there's all this depressing stuff (Harry becomes the Goblin, Aunt May loses her house, Jameson's son gets stiffed) but all you're focused on is Peter Parker, finally redeemed, in love, and swinging between towers as Spider-Man. That feeling of total empathy with Spider-Man is what makes the movie so great.
... until you've had anal sex. Good Day!
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Earrghh! I thought I'd outgrown this stuff 20 years ago. Why do I even remember the names of a bunch of Spiderman villians?
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Your sig says otherwise dude.
Umm...Peter Parker's been angst-ridden since he first showed up in Amazing Fantasy #15. It's Batman who went from fluff to haunted figure some time in the early seventies, when DC tried to imitate Marvel's style. Either that, or someone realized that, although Spider-Man is so called because he has spider powers, there never was a reason for Bruce Wayne to fight crime dressed as a bat, unless there was something a little...off about him.
"Hardly used" will not fetch you a better price for your brain.
Apparently villains in the Spider-Man mythos like to recycle old ideas...
As if that's restricted to Spider-Man. Almost all villains are copycats in some way -- they have to get their ideas somewhere! And sometimes it's just easier to pick up where someone else left off, and some are groomed specifically to be a specific type of villain. I don't suppose there's room for a "like father, like son" cliché around here...
But I see your point. Most copycat villains don't assume the name of a previous villain, and most won't even consider themselves copycats -- it's usually the CSIs who discover the patterns and the media that assign the labels.
Speaking of which, I just remembered which Spider-Man movie character I like the least: that damned newspaper editor!
...to claim that she hasn't had a better performance since Interview with a Vampire indicates to me reviewer hasn't seen Drop Dead Gorgeous. ...or The Virgin Suicides, or Crazy/Beautiful, or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... Not that those were necessarily better performances, but it's hard to measure her performance in either Spider-Man movie against those movies where the focus isn't on a web-slinging hero in a tightsuit.
Also, for what it's worth -- which is more to me than it is to you, since I rarely agree with Ebert but you couldn't care less what I think -- I agree with Ebert: Kirsten plays a valuable role very well, and I can't imagine these movies without her.
Besides, she's hot!
A few friends and I sat in our seats discussing the first movie, and we digressed into discussing what it would really be like to be Spider-Man. Someone suggested that not only would it be really cool, but it would make a funnier movie if (for at least the first few times) Spidey's webbing was accompanied by some kind of orgasmic physical reaction. Boys and girls all around us then joined in the conversation, proposing interesting shower scenes, uncomfortable moments with Mary Jane, not to mention a theatre-row full of moviegoers pretending to shoot spiderwebs from our wrists and making orgasmic noises and gestures.
I guess you had to be there.
Do let's not. Boy, I waited all movie for that to get good. And it didn't.
Bunch of girls off themselves. Nobody's sure why. Isn't it angsty?
Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
Nothing to do with spiderman, but Sam Raimi is directing a remake of a Japanese horror film called "Ju-on". Please DON'T see it, it will star Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I know it will suck. Just find the japanese version, and crap your pants with fear. And if any of you know the people who remake these foreign films, tell them to stop. Just release the film here, and give credit and cash to whom it is due.
Drew Barrymore was the lovechild between PopEye and Olivoyle. *shutters*
You're lieing!
Turkey shouldn't be allowed to change its producers!
United Nations should make a law especially for Turkey that will be broken the istant it is written; just to have a reason to move all the troops from Iraq to Turkey.
First off J.J. Jameson is supposed to be like that, and so is parker around him. That IS the way it was in the commics when parker was still new at the Bugle (first few years anyway).
OK the fusion magnetism and tritium are horrible science, but frankly 99% of the audience will buy it because thier NOT nuclear physcist or even close.
It wasn NOT thier chief scientist that went nuts in the last movie, it was thier founder, and no one knew it, they thought he just tragically died. Many companies survive without thier founder once they hit mega-corp status like ozcorp borders on at that point in the marvel timeline. Heck Apple survived firing Jobs and Woz going off on his own.
I guess if your not much of a fan of Spider Man, or even commics this will only be an average movie to many. But IF you like comics, and especially Spider Man. This is a pretty good movie to see, excluding the whole fusion/tritium issue and the stupid train dead end for no reason.
If you don't get why MJ saying "go get 'em tiger" had to be in the movie, it might not work as well for you.
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^_^ That reminds me of my grandmother seeing part of Titanic and ever since, she's referred to Leonardo DiCaprio as "The kid with the mutant eyelids."
I have to disagree with you, Jawhawk, about the smartass thing not working with live actors. The TV version of Buffy the Vampire slayer usually had a one-liner of one sort or another, and I don't whether it was Sarah Michelle Geller's acting or the brilliance of Joss Whedon's writing, but I never found the one-liners in BtVS sounding like they were forced.
I got all jazzed when I saw "Nerdshack.com" in that other guy's sig, thinking it was a nerd dating site.
You're right. There really are a lot of dumb hot chicks out there. And yes, I have hit that in the past, but once you know you CAN get some if you want it, just getting some loses its shininess quite a bit.
Now I just need to find a real nerd dating site and I'll be set.
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Kingpin was a Spidey villain first. He moved to Daredevil when DD needed a nemesis. However, Kingpin cannot appear in a Spider-Man movie because the character rights are tied up from the Daredevil movie.
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!
Movie rights keep getting in the way of good movies don't they?
The few comics I remember of Kingpin as a spidey villain certainly showed him to be the villain most in tune with the spirit of the Spiderman comic itself: a smart, ruthless, dangerous enemy both to Spiderman and innocent bystanders, on a physical level, and more importantly, on a moral level.
Lucky for her, that didn't quite ruin her for me... I'll probably take her back if she asks nicely and brings peppered jerky.
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