In a related story, the authorities are now scouring libraries coast to coast to find the book entitled, "Where I Am Hiding" by Osama Bin Laden.
A source close to the FBI stated that they would be questioning Waldo, as "soon as we've found him. He's a slippery sucker, tho, so it may take some time."
Over the last week, I've had a cold, had to put up a new mailbox in the snow while fighting said cold, gone to work, dealt with management, spent a Saturday with an SO with PMS, been told that standing at a football game is a bad thing, and driven on Indiana's highways. . . . . . . .
I REALLY needed a laugh.
OK, maybe I'm a dumbass. I know what MMORPG stands for, but what does MMO stand for? "Microsoft Management Orgasm? Massive Masturbating Oliphaunts? What?
That way the rest of the world could get on with their lives without worrying about being bitten in the ankles by Daryl McBride. For Daryl, I wish a long stay in the relaxing resort for his kind of folk known as Utah State Prison.
Santa,
While you're at it, could you possibly see your way clear to taking Darl McBride from SCO as well? I'm sure he and Daryl, whoever he is, will get along famously. They have the same last name, even!
Wouldn't it make more sense if they'd chosen a last word beginning with a K?
I'm looking forward to the Berkeley Open Infrastructure for Networking GNOME (BOING). Maybe they could get Berke Breathed to design the mascots for it.
Bart: "What did you do, screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?"
Larry: "All the time! It was the title of our 11th RDBMS: *Oracle 11 - Bigger and More Unbreakable Than Jesus*"
One OS to rule them all, one OS to bind them.
One OS to bring them all, and in the darkness grind them.
In the land of Redmond where the shadows lie...
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A source close to the FBI stated that they would be questioning Waldo, as "soon as we've found him. He's a slippery sucker, tho, so it may take some time."
Apples to oranges. The Athlon 2500+ is rated at 1.83 GHz.
You're just BEGGING for a goatse link, aren't you?
Makes more sense than a total of 17 socks.
Heard this guy call in on Bob & Tom one morning. That's a damn loud horn.
And how many times have you cut yourself so far?
Over the last week, I've had a cold, had to put up a new mailbox in the snow while fighting said cold, gone to work, dealt with management, spent a Saturday with an SO with PMS, been told that standing at a football game is a bad thing, and driven on Indiana's highways.
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I REALLY needed a laugh.
Well, in L.A. they get the Niggerbeater class.
OK, maybe I'm a dumbass. I know what MMORPG stands for, but what does MMO stand for? "Microsoft Management Orgasm? Massive Masturbating Oliphaunts? What?
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How is making whoopee in a canoe like an American beer?
Santa,
While you're at it, could you possibly see your way clear to taking Darl McBride from SCO as well? I'm sure he and Daryl, whoever he is, will get along famously. They have the same last name, even!
Ven der Darl says, "Vee ist der UNIX race,
Vee Heil, Heil, right in der Darl's face!"
I'm looking forward to the Berkeley Open Infrastructure for Networking GNOME (BOING). Maybe they could get Berke Breathed to design the mascots for it.
Has the RIAA heard of this? I smell another lawsuit.
And I, for one, hope they share.
Explain Velcro, then.
Ellen? Is that you?
like a spatula.
Bart: "What did you do, screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?"
Larry: "All the time! It was the title of our 11th RDBMS: *Oracle 11 - Bigger and More Unbreakable Than Jesus*"
You're thinking of Sauron.
One OS to rule them all, one OS to bind them.
One OS to bring them all, and in the darkness grind them.
In the land of Redmond where the shadows lie...
Good argument for girls. Having daughters is apparently free.
You know, you don't have to just sit around staring at the wall. There's this thing you can do with your hand...
The night was moist.
Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, ``The Never-Ending Story''.