I'm skitzo and I think that the above was funny.
Why are you normies so damn humourless?
I don't know if nicotine helps me, but I do get psychotic every time I do stop smoking:-(
as a curious European I wondered what NPR was. From npr.org: <meta name="description" content="NPR delivers breaking national and world news. Also top stories from business, politics, heath, science, technology, music, arts and culture. Subscribe to podcasts and RSS feeds."></meta> Sounds rather heathen.
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outstanding technology integration capacity, F3eâ(TM)s cost has been reduced to the maximum extent, laying the foundation for commercialization of F3e.
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. Her reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.
Why do they use dead tree mail? The 19th century mails you and want their technology back. Even here in the darkest part of Jutland (Denmark not Tatooine) the rural area doctor have begun accepting only email contact from their patients. This works rather fine in reducing their workload as the elderly don't have computers (and cellphone email is a little difficult).
Turn your bedroom into the Starfleet starship by insisting he wear this vinyl pouch while you wear the coordinating Trekkie dress. Now get him to stun you with his phaser. Resistance is futile.
Ahh, the perspectives for a knitted vest with all my data. Only catch is that I'm not sure that I would want to store all my pr0n on something my mother made!
Not quite right. The danish parliament Folketinget, does have a comittee on EU Europaudvalget which can mandate the goverment how to wote in the Council.
The situation in Denmark is this: We've a reelected right-wing goverment which supports softwarepatents. But it's a minority goverment. It's supporting party, the nationalistic Dansk Folkeparti, is against patents on software and so is the opposition.
So there is a majority in paliament against softwarepatents, and it has mandated the goverment to vote against those in the EU Council.
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Solving this problem involves first appeasing each of these powerful minions of Satan, and then minimizing their contact. A beautiful redhaired woman, between 25 and 30, must masturbate to orgasm over the network hub while picking the scabs off of the ass of the janitor of the building. Both should be dressed in simple, plain white garments. All the while, the network administrators, help-desk personnell and technicians should sing "Danny Boy". This should appease both of the hell-spawn simultaneously. After this, hang a dried frog from each printer to encourage the presence of the imp Chuntici, who will act as intermediary between the rival spirits.
Of course, the whole poblem could be solved much more simply by using a REAL OPERATING SYSTEM on our servers and workstations, but management never listens to me.
Execept that the up2date window is too wide!!! It fills something like 1600 pixels on my 1152 pixels wide screen. I know that the problem is that I'm using KDE instead of Gnome, but that dosn't really help anybody. I've experienced this bug through Redhat 9, 8, and 7, don't remember before those.
If everyone spent the time replacing bitkeeper instead of beating up Larry they'd get a lot further. I appreciate beating up Larry is more fun but.......
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Like when Wordperfect was rewritten in Assembler?
I'm skitzo and I think that the above was funny. :-(
Why are you normies so damn humourless?
I don't know if nicotine helps me, but I do get psychotic every time I do stop smoking
as a curious European I wondered what NPR was. From npr.org:
<meta name="description" content="NPR delivers breaking national and world news. Also top stories from business, politics, heath, science, technology, music, arts and culture. Subscribe to podcasts and RSS feeds."></meta>
Sounds rather heathen.
Splitter!
+0 Funny Flamebait!
Outfitting the Qxxxx's with 2 GByte ram and the i7's with 3 doesn't the TFA remotely balanced.
from byd.com. F3e is a remarkable example of energy-saving, environment-friendly, technology-driven and trendy automotive manufacturing. Inheriting the design concepts of being Faddy, Faithworthy and Futuramic, it has taken the concept of driver-friendly into full consideration It is also equipped with an on-board charger, which is compatible with a standard electric socket (220V 10A). Thanks to BYDâ(TM)s
outstanding technology integration capacity, F3eâ(TM)s cost has been reduced to the maximum extent, laying the foundation for commercialization of F3e.
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. Her reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.
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http://www.greatseal.com/mythamerica/theirstory.html
You Usanians are funny
Why do they use dead tree mail? The 19th century mails you and want their technology back. Even here in the darkest part of Jutland (Denmark not Tatooine) the rural area doctor have begun accepting only email contact from their patients. This works rather fine in reducing their workload as the elderly don't have computers (and cellphone email is a little difficult).
Ted Rall in the Slate: http://cartoonbox.slate.com/tedrall/2007/06/21/
Trekkie Pouch
Turn your bedroom into the Starfleet starship by insisting he wear this vinyl pouch
http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=34while you wear the coordinating Trekkie dress.
Now get him to stun you with his phaser. Resistance is futile.
There's even a Trekkie Dress to match.
Surely you have misspelled 6 for 7.
Longhorn looks progression wise like Windows 97.
Visitor: Why do you have landmines on your couch?
Uncle Duke: Oh, to teach the dogs not to jump on it.
Visitor: What dogs?
>>My guess is that the doctor who snatched you from your mother's womb was, likewise, not "free" (as in speech).
>>Quit being silly.
Excuse me for being "silly", but how in vermillion hells could a person be "free as in speech"?
Ahh, the perspectives for a knitted vest with all my data. Only catch is that I'm not sure that I would want to store all my pr0n on something my mother made!
Not quite right. The danish parliament Folketinget, does have a comittee on EU Europaudvalget which can mandate the goverment how to wote in the Council.
The situation in Denmark is this: We've a reelected right-wing goverment which supports softwarepatents. But it's a minority goverment. It's supporting party, the nationalistic Dansk Folkeparti, is against patents on software and so is the opposition.
So there is a majority in paliament against softwarepatents, and it has mandated the goverment to vote against those in the EU Council.
See e.g. http://www.computerworld.dk/default.asp?Mode=2&Art icleID=26766 (in danish).
Don't know if this anecdote about Ronald Regan is true, but it's a good one non the less.
Wisiting Harrod's he was told they could and would deliver anything(tm), so he asked if they could get him an elephant.
The answer was: "Sir, would that be an african or an indian elephant?"
Your puny punic pun is quite punishing.
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If you are 55 years of age at the time of purchase, or will turn 55 within the next 12 months, Evermore Software offers the Plus 25 License for $ 398. This license entitles the user to install EIOffice 2004 on a maximum of three machines with free product support and upgrades for 25 years from the date of purchase.
To qualify for the Plus 25 license send a scanned copy of your birth certificate to us_support@evermoresw.com. You have five years from the date of purchase to submit this document to be considered for the Plus 25 license.
Double plus good slashdotted.
I'm not paranoid, I've enemies for real!
Execept that the up2date window is too wide!!! It fills something like 1600 pixels on my 1152 pixels wide screen. I know that the problem is that I'm using KDE instead of Gnome, but that dosn't really help anybody. I've experienced this bug through Redhat 9, 8, and 7, don't remember before those.
From: Alan Cox ...
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Subject: Re: Bitkeeper
If everyone spent the time replacing bitkeeper instead of beating up
Larry they'd get a lot further. I appreciate beating up Larry is more
fun but....
Mmm ... /dev/beer
What of relative security among various operating systems?