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  1. Re:I don't understand. why did this happen? on Sony Marketing Man Tweets PS3 Master Key · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) an unintentional auto-complete disaster

    Yeah, don't you just hate it when you type 46 and 46 DC EA D3 17 FE 45 D8 09 23 EB 97 E4 95 64 10 D4 CD B2 C2 get suggested.

  2. Re:OPT-ED? Are you kidding? Where's an editor? on Congresswoman Writes On Broadband, Net Neutrality · · Score: 2

    What? ed is never optional. It's part of the Unix standard!

    Furthermore putting the only holy editor in /opt is pure blaspheme.

  3. Obligatory Skynet reference on DoD Leads In Federal Open Source Usage · · Score: 4, Funny

    I knew it! No proprietary software sweatshop could have churned out Skynet. Only the FOSS movement can produce something sublime enough to eradicate humanity.

  4. Re:Small typo on Statistician Cracks Code For Lottery Tickets · · Score: 2

    Obviously he needs a cover story in case IRS makes inquiries about his yachts.

  5. Re:Anonymous cannot be destroyed on FBI Executes 40 Search Warrants For 'Anonymous' · · Score: 2

    Anonymous is like a quantum Shroedinger's cat!

    Torturing poor kittens with radioactive elements and hydrocyanic acid? Sounds to me like Schrödinger was part of Anonymous.

  6. Anonymous cannot be destroyed on FBI Executes 40 Search Warrants For 'Anonymous' · · Score: 2

    Please allow me to re-iterate this silly argument that I've heard before:

    Anonymous cannot be destroyed by prosecuting its individual members. In order to charge someone, the prosecution must first de-anonymize that person, which immediately voids their membership in Anonymous.

  7. Let the leak war begin! on Openleaks Goes Live · · Score: 2

    Openleak's first leak was Wikileak server's root password.

    5 minutes later, Wikileaks retaliated by posting Openleak's SQL database password.

  8. "Egypt Shuts Off All land-based Internet Access" on Egypt Shuts Off All Internet Access · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Satellite ISPs may be expansive, but they are the only solution in extreme cases such as this one.

  9. Re:Good Christian Netiquette.... on Pope Promotes Christian Netiquette · · Score: 3, Informative

    Don't "poke" them either.

  10. Re:Wait, carbon trading wasn't a scam to BEGIN wit on Carbon Trading Halted After EU Exchange Is Hacked · · Score: 2

    Urea is a key component in clean diesel engines.

    brb, pissing on my truck engine.

  11. "sent back into the atmosphere"? on Canadian Firm Plans 78-Satellite Net Service · · Score: 1

    The expected lifespan of each is 10 years, and they can be sent back into the atmosphere at the end of their lives to avoid more orbital clutter.

    In other news, Canadian forces is expecting to introduce their new kinetic planetary bombardment weapon in 2021.

  12. Re:A Harsh Mistress on The Prospects For Lunar Mining · · Score: 1

    Exactly. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

  13. What if on Google Holds Global Science Fair · · Score: 2

    prizes that include a trip to the Galapagos Islands, scholarships, and a five-day trip to CERN

    Wouldn't it be sad if some kid from Galapagos Islands won?

  14. Computer Science is a terrible name on Do High Schools Know What 'Computer Science' Is? · · Score: 1

    Computer Science is a terrible name for this business. First of all, it’s not a science. It might be engineering, or it might be art it’s also not really very much about computers. It’s not about computers in the same sense that physics is not really about particle accelerators, and biology is not really about microscopes and petri dishes. It’s very easy to confuse the essence of what you’re doing with the tools that you use, and indeed on some absolute scale of things we probably know less about the essence of Computer Science than the ancient egyptians really knew about geometry. I think in the future, people will look back and say yes those primitives in the 20th century were fiddling around with these gadgets called computers, but really what they were really doing was starting to learn how to formalise intuitions about process.

  15. content aware advertisements on Should Wikipedia Just Accept Ads Already? · · Score: 1

    The thought of content aware ads on wikipedia cracks me up. Too many people take wikipedia as the singular universal truth, and now for a low low price of 0.005 cents per page view advertisers can append their own versions of the truth on there.

    Don't like a person/political party/country/nation/race/ideology/historical event? Easy! Just put up a banner ad that says "This article is full of filthy lies" on their wikipedia article.

  16. Re:Wow... on Hidden Backdoor Discovered On HP MSA2000 Arrays · · Score: 1

    "Mr.Snuffles"

    How did you find my password?

  17. Re:Yeah, but it comes with cool perks on SatPhones — Why Can't They Make It Work? · · Score: 2

    What other phone can boast of having a full audio archive of every single phone call you ever make, courtesy of the NSA?

    Every cell phone on Earth?

  18. Maybe I'm dreaming, but... on Who Will Win Control of the Web? · · Score: 1

    The people?

  19. Won't somebody please think of the licensing cost? on Windows Cluster Hits a Petaflop, But Linux Retains Top-5 Spot · · Score: -1, Troll

    because the same machine was able to achieve higher speeds using Linux

    Well, duh.

    Frankly I don't see how you can "supercompute" on Windows at all, with UAC and clippy popping up every other hour and whatnot.

  20. Re:Pointless on Windows Phone Permanently Modifies MicroSD Cards, Warns Samsung · · Score: 0, Troll

    To expand on your analogy: changing the air filter in this car voids its warranty because this car company is ran by tax-evading monopoly-forming assholes.

  21. Re:Sounds like the standard counter intelligence on Mystery 'Missile' Identified As US Airways Flight 808 · · Score: 1

    This man must be right because the NSA bots modded hi^%$_)&*(

    NO CARRIER

  22. Obligatory intel bashing on Research Inches Toward Processor-Specific Malware · · Score: 4, Funny

    if( 4195835*3145727/3145727 != 4195835 ){
    cpu = "Intel Pentium";
    }

  23. Re:Silly flat-earthers! on How To Profit From Planetary-Scale Computing · · Score: 1

    My position being relocated to Hell? Fine, but I expect a huge relocation bonus and a raise for all this trouble.

    Better brush up on Windows Server 2008 too, since that's probably all they're running down there.

  24. Re:88 bugs... on Serious Security Bugs Found In Android Kernel · · Score: 1

    Linux lays the code right out, guarded by bearded blokes.

    Not just any bearded blokes, but bearded blokes with swords.

  25. I feel conflicted on W3C Says IE9 Is Currently the Most HTML5 Compatible Browser · · Score: 2, Funny

    On one hand, Microsoft managed to produce an excellent product that's almost fully compatible with the latest standards.

    On the other hand, they're the same people who's responsible for summoning the Devil's own child into this world (under the trademark of IE6).

    I honestly don't know what to feel about them right now.