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  1. Google only does X number of topics on Most Readers Don't Like Customized News · · Score: 0
    Then it runs out.... = shit.

    . I want 20 subjects for my customised news, not 5.

  2. The DRM'd shits... on Copyright License Fees Drive Pandora Out of Canada · · Score: 0
    Like two kids fighting over a little red wagon, "Mine!" - "Mine!" - "Mine!" - "Mine!" etc.....

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    Until the wheels and handle comes off...

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    Fuck them all.

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    If the dead from the anus up "corporate moron types" had of gotten in early and quick, to make an easy to access, sensibly priced, DRM free content, then there would have been very little of the P2P sharing....

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    But Nooooooooo - the head games of force them to eat our marketing model at the price we say so with a shit load of restrictions and consumer / product lock in...

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    and away the market went.

  3. Glass Bottomed Boomer? on Airbus Planning Transparent Planes · · Score: 0

    Yay!!!! - Upskirt photos at 30,000 feet.

  4. I do not CARE about how good the computer is... on Helicopter Crashes While Filming Autonomous Audi · · Score: 0

    I am NOT getting in the back seat of THAT fucking car.

  5. Microsoft? on IE9, FF4 Beta In Real-World Use Face-Off · · Score: 0
    Microsoft Operating system/s? No.

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    Microsoft Software? No.

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    Microsoft Web Browsers? No.

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    So who cares? I don't.

  6. BSA = BSA my arsehole on BSA's Latest Piracy Claims 'Shockingly Misleading,' Says Geist · · Score: 0

    The BSA are the biggest pack of lying, thieving, scheming cunts I have ever come across - and this is from a person who paid BIG $$$$ and got sold a shitload of fake software on a legit system.

  7. Conroy? No thanks. on Conroy Still Hell-Bent On Internet Filter · · Score: 0
    Child porn sites....

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    Not that interested.

    Regular porn sites...

    Not that interested either.

    Whacko politicians with cult based ideas of reality - even less so.

  8. Left Handedness = sign of demonic posession on Left-Handed Gamers Getting Left Behind? · · Score: 0

    I note with glee that the bullshit of "Left handed people CAN'T". Bullshit. Adapt.

  9. Steve Jobs Hijacks himself... on Steve Jobs Tries To Sneak Shurikens On a Plane · · Score: 0

    What a piss off....... Honestly that would shit me right off too.

  10. Obama got called a prick? on UK Teen Banned From US Over Obscene Obama Email · · Score: 0

    How about "The FBI are fuckwits"?

  11. Porn Schmorn on Australian Politician Caught Viewing Porn · · Score: 0
    Wanking over porn?

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    So who doesn't / hasn't?

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    I stopped checking out people "being people" online because it got tedious and unfulfilling.

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    And it doesn't reflect the kinds of relationships that I want to be having.

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    Other than that....

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    At least I didn't get down on my hands and knees and say, "Come into me Jesus".

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  12. Military + Microsoft = Intelligence? on DoD Takes Criticism From Security Experts On Cyberwar Incident · · Score: 0
    As Goatse said when the watermelon fell out along with his intestines, "There's your problem!"

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    If almost anything and everything Microsoft wasn't such a fragmented fuck up of a shitbag operating system, with 500 security settings in 900 locations, and with no interaction between any of them....

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    Jeezers FUCK I hate Microsoft.

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    I unless you learn the ways of the Jedi, and get power toys, have you ever tied to disable Autorun - so your fucking DVD drive doesn't just sit there spinning it's fucking guts out for hours and hours every day, for no particular reason than you chose to leave a fucking DVD in it.....

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    Fucking dickheads at microsoft.......

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    Fucking MICOSOFT security settings......

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    Farrrrkkkk I hate MICROSOFT.

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  13. It's all bullshit anyway..... on Oxford Dictionary Considers Going Online Only · · Score: 0
    Oh for fucks sake! - or "Ow for fux sake".. Language is just shit made up as we went along,and then someone decided to try and record the sounds in printed format, and language and recording styles evolved and devolved at the same time. Which english speaking twit spells Gran Prix, with all the funny little characters over the lettering, to provide the correct inflections of the Frog language.

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    And who in the fuck even knows what the funny little marks are? or mean?

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    Here in retard land Australia, where we speak "Strain Mate", know one knows anything about speaking 5 or 6 languages.

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  14. Mirror tiles on Fun To Be Had With a 10-Foot Satellite Dish? · · Score: 0

    Solar Concentrator. If it was 3 meters in diameter, then it's about 7Kw of heat energy to do stuff with.

  15. Ah yes but when Pope Lovescocks waves his hand... on LucasFilm Sues Jedi Mind Over 'Jedi' · · Score: 0

    In a Jedi like manner..... Can old Lard Arse Lucas sue him for "trademark infringement of the Jedi Mind Control Wave"?

  16. Just fucking shoot them. on Rustock Botnet Responsible For 40% of Spam · · Score: 0

    SPAM - I'll give you fucking spam - BLAM! BLAM! - No more spam.

  17. I am a genius so shut up and listen. on Canadian Cannabis Car · · Score: 0

    There is a REAL difference between WEED to smoke and HEMP to make stuff from. HEMP is a variety of cannabis that had LOTS of very long strong fibers to make things from. It's very tough, long lasting. It has bascially no THC - unless you like smoking 20Kg of it - in a single joint. WEED (to smoke) has "not much" fiber content, and it's full of carciogenic brain damaging nasties... And Henry Ford was making panels out of it for his cars.. Hemp jeans are softer, silkier and kind of outlast denim (cotton) jeans about 20 to 1...... So It's all cool. It's a GREAT fiber.

  18. Microsoft...... LOL - Non Player = Non User on Microsoft Claims 'We Love Open Source' · · Score: 0
    Shit you know - Microsoft now has sooooooo many enemies within it's consumer base, as well as the EX user base, it's just so kind of hard to see why anyone at MS would be flashing their fanny at us over this one.

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    All I can say is that I am glad that I do not suffer from MS's anal retentitive "product lock-in" and scamming.

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    Perhaps this is why I was planning my escape route from them, their attitudes and their crapware for a long long time - until Linux became easy enough for the mentally deficient (like me) to be able to use it (without excess straining).

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    LOL - Love Linux? Who are they going to try and scam? and how are they going to try and scam them? with this bullshit trip?

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  19. It's like me in the bath.... on 'Exploding Lake' Provides Electricity For Rwanda · · Score: 0

    With my hairy anus and a box of matches.

  20. Seig Heil! - Seig Heil! - Seig Heil! on Apple Patents Remotely Disabling Jailbroken Phones · · Score: 0
    Bow to my masters in dutiful obedience!

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    You know where Apple and their hordes of ass lickers can stick their Nazi Phones.

  21. OK - I buy the reader, I buy the eBook.... and on Will Amazon Put Advertisements In eBooks? · · Score: 0

    Do they pay me to watch their adds or do I pay to escape their adds? So much for a lazy afternoon reading some favourite Sci-Fi in the garden. Pricks.

  22. Praise Jeezers - on Australia Considering iPhone App Censorship · · Score: 0

    The christians are keeping me safe from my self - and my hairy palm.

  23. Not to mention the plasticine era. on Did Sea Life Arise Twice? · · Score: 0

    And the mechanno and leggo era as well.

  24. 50% of the "indicated speed" on ISPs Lie About Broadband "Up To" Speeds · · Score: 0

    Gives me 50% of the indicated refund.

  25. The Anus of the RIAA gapes - Goatse Style. on NAB, RIAA May Seek Mandate For FM Radios In Mobile Devices · · Score: -1, Troll
    Too many of the execs and lawyers fist fucking each others arses into oblivion.

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    Consumer says, "Nooooo".