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Fun To Be Had With a 10-Foot Satellite Dish?

An anonymous reader writes "I'm moving to a rural community in the central United States. On the property is a satellite dish in excess of 3 meters in diameter that seems to still be in excellent condition. I already enjoy shortwave radio and was wondering what interesting TV feeds I might be able to catch with the dish. What kind of equipment would I need and how much should I expect to spend? If it's not useful for that purpose, what other fun projects might I use it for?"

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  1. Astronomy? by G1369311007 · · Score: 0

    Amateur radio astronomy? First post?

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    1. Re:Astronomy? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe a TV broadcast from Omicron Persei 8?

    2. Re:Astronomy? by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't get it. How would a 10' dish help him achieve first posts? And why bother?

    3. Re:Astronomy? by Moryath · · Score: 4, Informative

      Line with tinfoil. Hang a grill over the focal point. Point at sun.

      Cook sun-dried beef jerky.

    4. Re:Astronomy? by Heed00 · · Score: 1

      I hear they might be rebroadcasting Single Female Lawyer this fall now that they have all of the episodes.

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    5. Re:Astronomy? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      It's a bit more than "dried".

      a 10 feet dish covered in reflective material will cause anything held at the focus to spontaneously burst into flames in a second.

    6. Re:Astronomy? by Another,+completely · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you suggesting that wouldn't meet the goal of being "fun?"

    7. Re:Astronomy? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      no, just would fail to meet the "sun dried" portion.
      ~=s/sun dried/immolated/ig

      while you should be able to pick up "backbone" news feeds and such (equipment will cost ~$1000 I think), I would look into a down converter and other RF gear and make a radio telescope. With today's PC power you won't need expensive computational gear for visualizations of the RF data or FFTs, so I think ~10 grand should get enough gear for a fairly nice astronomy setup. As a bonus you'll still be able to tune in those TV feeds as well.

      -nB

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    8. Re:Astronomy? by Moryath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you're overstating the case.

      First, the focal point isn't so much a "point" as a reasonably sized zone.
      Second, the tinfoil itself isn't going to sit precisely flat and perfect; you're going to double or triple the size of the zone, easily.
      Third, you're going to get some loss to wrinkling.
      Fourth, you'll lose a good amount of energy to whatever shadow your cooking object casts.

      A highly wet object (brined/marinated meat) is going to cook for quite a bit in that spot without "bursting into flames."

      What you'll get is going to look a lot like this. Given that one is actually mirrored and is maybe 5-6ft diameter, back-of-the-napkin math says a 10-ft aluminum foil slapdash job should be in the right ballpark.

    9. Re:Astronomy? by Abstrackt · · Score: 2

      I don't get it. How would a 10' dish help him achieve first posts?

      "Hey CmdrTaco, I'll trade you this 10' dish for letting me get first post."

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    10. Re:Astronomy? by jwkfs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you're actually interested in building something like this, check out http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish01.shtml which documents the process he went through to build the "light sharpener." For spoilers of it setting things on fire skip to the last page.

    11. Re:Astronomy? by big_gibbon · · Score: 1

      Check out http://cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish01.shtml

      That's a 12 foot dish covered with mirrors. It gets HOT

    12. Re:Astronomy? by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      It will take zero point six eight seconds to burn to a crisp. For beef jerky, that is nearly an eternity.

    13. Re:Astronomy? by Moryath · · Score: 1

      A 12-foot dish (which he says is getting approx. 1300 watts) has a rough circular area of 113 square feet (if it were flat).
      A 10-foot dish is only 78 square feet (if it were flat).

      In addition, he's using glass mirrors, probably above 90% reflective. The best you're going to get out of tinfoil is 55%.

      So, back of the napkin calculations, the 10-ft unit with tinfoil probably is giving at best (presuming ideal sun conditions) around 5000 watts of power. Assume even more loss once you set up a heating plate, lose power to a less than "sealed" cooking area, and shadows cast by your cooking surface/area. You're not going to superheat a watermelon with that, though you may need to add a bit of venting if you think it's getting "too" hot and scorching something.

      As with any oven, a little foresight in preparation - visible thermometer, adjustable venting - does wonders.

    14. Re:Astronomy? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to cook jerky? Hasn't it been cooked enough already?

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    15. Re:Astronomy? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Oh, there goes the whole idea. Too much power, can't use it for that.

      Sheesh, just use less tin foil or cover up part of it to allow for different sun strength.

      And remember the lessons from the past: start with a cheap piece of low fat meat :)

    16. Re:Astronomy? by otopico · · Score: 1

      Totally a radio telescope. I would love to have access to that huge ugly relic from the past.

    17. Re:Astronomy? by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      Lining something that large with tinfoil would be problematic. At that size, the tinfoil itself will be relatively rather heavy. I doubt you could rely on wrapping it around the back to hold up such a large amount of foil. Silver paint would probably be more realistic, even though it wouldn't reflect as well as foil, I'd assume.

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    18. Re:Astronomy? by Cockerham · · Score: 1

      Attaching aluminum foil was no problem. I bought four rolls of extra wide foil, which was light enough for a child to carry. We stuck it down with spray adhesive. http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish07.shtml

    19. Re:Astronomy? by Brandonski · · Score: 1

      ...then you and the lion die as one.

    20. Re:Astronomy? by JAZ · · Score: 1

      I think I made jerky with cooked meat once (ham) it was ok but not nearly as good as beef jerky which is not cooked.

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    21. Re:Astronomy? by swilde23 · · Score: 1
      Curses, I was too slow. What you want is not tin foil, but mirrors:

      http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish01.shtml

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    22. Re:Astronomy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boiled Watermelon Man says otherwise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8XMBVRdicg

    23. Re:Astronomy? by Grog6 · · Score: 1

      Incineration fits my idea of fun...

      Run a piece of sugar-coated stainless wire across the focus; exploding ants!

      lol.

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    24. Re:Astronomy? by Klinky · · Score: 1

      What if you fell into the center of the dish while doing this unrolling the last roll of foil... You might be roasted in your own juices. Unfortunately the years of brining your inner cavities with mountain dew & cheetos will not make you very succulent to your guests.

  2. run your own SETI? by alen · · Score: 1

    or listen for military transmissions

    1. Re:run your own SETI? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      The SETI league is a good place to find info on doing your own SETI observations.

    2. Re:run your own SETI? by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      Getting off-topic a little... just don't blow our cover (worse) by transmitting! Fermi's Paradox isn't hard to resolve. The reason we haven't been visited yet is because there are few interstellar travelling species. The reason for that is that the ones that travel extinguish any others they find. As soon as "intelligent" signals are detected, they destroy the source. No point in taking a chance that some other planet's species will cause them problems later. Why don't we hear them? Because they're smart enough to keep us from hearing them. Maybe they use lasers to communicate point-to-point, or maybe some type of quantum nonlocal effect, or perhaps embed information in the gamma ray bursters they trigger when terminating other species that we haven't decoded or even noticed. Interstellar steganography. No, we won't have 900 years from the time a Monolith asks its creators what to do until we're exterminated. It will already know what to do with us when it finds us. Don't go flagging it down.

    3. Re:run your own SETI? by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      I realise you are not entirely serious but some people believe this, so my question is: Why would any civilisation that has interstellar travel technology and a commensurate general technology level want to go round exterminating other life forms? They must have gotten over their violent competition instincts to survive without wiping themselves out before they developed the tech, and afterwards, well lets just say the phrase "this galaxy ain't big enough for the both of us" is probably one of the most absurd things you could ever say.

    4. Re:run your own SETI? by beav007 · · Score: 1

      As soon as "intelligent" signals are detected, they destroy the source.

      So as long as we keep broadcasting reality TV, we're safe?

    5. Re:run your own SETI? by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      I tend to think that we'd be observed for science's sake, or at least like gerbils. However, I think most of us anthropomorphise extraterrestrials. How the heck can we predict how some entirely different life form might act, or even what kinds of decisions about individual lives humans, or what humans have become, might make in a millenia or two? But yes, I was mostly just putting forward a rather ridiculous idea that didn't seem at first glance to have that many holes in it. I suspect the real explanation for Fermi's Paradox is that the vast distances between habitable planets makes it unlikely for civilizations to come in contact, particularly if annihilation by asteroids, gamma ray bursts, etc. acts to limit the span of such civilizations. Perhaps there's some discovery that is so dangerous that most civilizations destroy themselves by accident before they realize the danger. Pessimistically speaking, perhaps we're already upon it, and it just hasn't killed us yet but will before we grasp it's danger.

    6. Re:run your own SETI? by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      Well, I quoted "intelligent", but yes, you have a point. What threat could we possibly be, if we spend our time that way?

  3. UVB-76? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    UVB-76 has been broadcasting new stuff the past few days...

    1. Re:UVB-76? by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      I am not that into HAM stuff, but I am almost absolutely positive that a 3m satellite receiver dish (designed for something between 4GHz and 18GHz) would do you absolutely no good when trying to pick up .004GHz transmissions. I could be wrong though.

    2. Re:UVB-76? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The antenna is what's really relevant. The dish is just a reflector, it's the horn that determines what you will be picking up. You can use those dishes for lower frequencies without problems.

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    3. Re:UVB-76? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      You're not wrong.

    4. Re:UVB-76? by pe1rxq · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually reflector size compared to wavelenght is very much relevant.
      A shortwave radio signal with a wavelength of 64meters isn't going to be reflected very well by a 3m dish.

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    5. Re:UVB-76? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      no it won't. That said, you can always reflect shorter wavelengths with a bigger dish, hence he can do lots more with a 3m dish than with an 18" DSS/DirectTV dish.

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    6. Re:UVB-76? by localman57 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am almost absolutely positive ... I could be wrong though.

      Hey! Stop plagarizing my project status reports!

    7. Re:UVB-76? by aitikin · · Score: 1

      wow...never heard of that before...had a nice read before class.

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    8. Re:UVB-76? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You are the proud owner of an old 'C' band satellite system. Most of the programming has moved to the new pizza sized systems. Hams like me have converted them to use for Moon Bounce radio signals and other esoteric uses. Our wives have used them for sun shades, planters and to block the neighbours ugly piles of junk from view. Since you are itnerested in shortwave radio - pick up a copy of the ARRL (Radio Amateurs Handbook) for other interesting projects.

      73
      de VE7CSQ

    9. Re:UVB-76? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think Phase 3d (amsat) was operational in an equitorial orbit (+/-4). The idea was that you could mount the feed on an offset just above or below the focus of the dish and only every few weeks would you need to change the declination angle by moving the feet point a little. In this way you could track the bird using only one axis of motion. Haven't checked this satellite in a couple of years to see what (if) it's still active.
      de AI4PX

    10. Re:UVB-76? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I don't know why it's necessary to mod anything.

      The previous owner probably used the dish to get hundreds of free TV stations (via satellite). If it were me, I'd simply continue using his setup and therefore never need to subscribe to cable tv.

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    11. Re:UVB-76? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      THAT IS A SHORTWAVE TRANSMITTER.

      You don't need a Satellite Dish to receive it! In fact, it wouldn't help. You just need a long piece of wire!

      You are an idiot. Go back to designing your MySpace page, and leave the thinking to the big boys.

    12. Re:UVB-76? by rraylion · · Score: 1, Informative

      My mom has a 10 ft dish in detroit we got back in the early 90's cause we were tired of rising cable tv costs -- everything is encrytped and you have to pay a subscribtion fee that basically updates your codes for channels every month.

    13. Re:UVB-76? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      You're right. He should add 61 more meters to his dish, then he'll be all set.

    14. Re:UVB-76? by dougmc · · Score: 1

      Yes, the antenna is relevant. However, the smallest good antenna (1/4 wave) for 4625 kHz is about 16 meters long.

      For a dish to work, the antenna at its center needs to be much smaller than the dish itself -- so if the dish was a mile wide, then this would work fine. But being 10 feet wide, no -- being smaller than the wavelength of the signal, the dish would be doing more harm than good.

      Fortunately, HF signals don't need dishes to receive them -- appropriate antennas are often simply long wires (of the appropriate length) strung out as high above ground as practical. Yes, you can get fancier with highly directional multi-element antennas on rotators, but this isn't needed.

    15. Re:UVB-76? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yes, the antenna is relevant. However, the smallest good antenna (1/4 wave) for 4625 kHz is about 16 meters long.

      So how quickly do they get not good at smaller fractions of a wave? Is it one of those cube-square things? Does the antenna have to be strung out in a line, or can it be coiled up or something? etc etc.

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    16. Re:UVB-76? by Phoghat · · Score: 1
      I'm glad someone said it. These dweebs think you need a dish to catch shortwave. Maybe they never read Popular Electronics as a kid or built a Heath Kit.

      Hey you kid, get off my lawn!

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    17. Re:UVB-76? by dougmc · · Score: 1

      Ideally, the antenna will be resonant -- which means it needs to be almost exactly the right length, not too long and not too short.

      You can coil up part of it, and you'll see that on CB antennas where there's a big coil, but it doesn't work as well.

      It's not one of those cube-square things, it's more that the signal will "build up" in the antenna if it's resonant and it won't if it's not. It doesn't have to be 1/4 wave -- there's an infinite number of other resonant lengths -- but that's the shortest one.

    18. Re:UVB-76? by harrytuttle777 · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot. This is a parabolic collector. Those old fashioned 'resonant' antennas you are thinking of were used by your grandparents back in the days when USians were smart. The dish is much bigger then the wavelength of the 'C' band transmissions, so it reflects those magical rf waves to the antenna proper, which IS resonant with a wavelength of around:

      wavelength = C/ 4Ghz ~= 0.000075 meters, which is approximately resonant with the freq. you are looking at.

      All the dish does is collect the rf waves and point them at the antenna. Since the wavelengths are small, the antenna is small. The dish is NOT the antenna. The dish just scoops up the energy. Hence a bigger dish is better. I had some ascii pictures to go along with this. But slashdot said they were all 'junk' characters so I could not include them.

      Sorry for calling you an idiot. Really I am just railing against the declining nature of the U.S. educational system, which I am a symptom of. Really I am the idiot. I wish I was a European, then I could speak 6 different languages, and smash atoms at CERn all day. As it is, the only thing that I have to look forward to is big macs and slashdot.

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    19. Re:UVB-76? by dougmc · · Score: 1

      You seem to have missed some of the backstory here, harrytuttle777. The suggestion was to use this parabolic collector to pick up UVB-76's signal at 4625 kHz, so the wavelength is around 60 meters. (The title of the comments should provide some clue here.)

      Also, your math is wrong -- the wavelength of a 4 GHz signal is about 0.075 meters -- you're off by three orders of magnitude. Or nearly six orders of magnitude, if we compare to UVB-76's frequency.

      In any event, these *old fashioned* resonant antennas are very much in existence today -- while technology has progressed, the laws of physics have not, and resonant antennas are most certainly still used whenever practical.

      Yes, a dish could be used to pick up UVB-76 -- however, it would have to be many times the size of the wavelength to be effective -- perhaps a half of a mile in diameter? And it would also have to be pointed in the right direction, which means it would be mostly pointing sideways, so this dish would be half a mile high (and wide). And at the focus, you'd still find your "old fashioned" resonant antenna, probably yagi of some sort, but perhaps a simple dipole.

      As for the declining nature of the U.S. educational system, you may be a symptom of it, but I am not, especially with regards to science.

  4. If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wrong by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Remove dish from roof or back yard or whatever for this winter
    2. Find ski hill
    3. Group Downhill Saucer

    You might even get airborne, in which case you have a real flying saucer. At the very least, it would scare the crap out of the snow-boarders.

  5. ufo by neo0983 · · Score: 1

    You could use it to make a flying saucer for halloween.

  6. How I use my parabolic dish... by elewton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Get a biquad,2.4 GHz amplifier, and an AWUS 036h. Install Backtrack, set to monitor mode and start scanning your town!

    1. Re:How I use my parabolic dish... by elewton · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then, when you locate your enemies' networks, get a magnetron and build yourself a long range HERF gun.

    2. Re:How I use my parabolic dish... by SeNtM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or, using the magnetron, get different varieties of bird cooked fresh before they even hit the ground.

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    3. Re:How I use my parabolic dish... by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Works great if you also happen to have a Silo on the property.
      You could also use it for a really long wifi shot.
      If you are a HAM you could use it for EME shoots.
      Or you could use it for for home radio astronomy.
      And there does seem to be a good number of free channels you can get but they are a little odd.

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    4. Re:How I use my parabolic dish... by blhack · · Score: 1

      AWUS 036h

      Ubiquiti XR2 (600mw) laughs at your shenanigans.

      (I have a stack of these in my house...but nothing to really use them for. I feel like I should lose nerd cred for this).

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    5. Re:How I use my parabolic dish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best answer here.

  7. FTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    lots of FTA (Free To Air) stuff -- still have yet to put up my 3meter dish though...

  8. Pond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lay it flat, plug the centre hole and build a pond.

    1. Re:Pond by suso · · Score: 1

      I think you missed a step. Unless you wanted to make a bird feeder. Also, this would be useless if the dish was the mesh type.

  9. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by Pojut · · Score: 1

    ^^^^this. I was going to suggest taking it sledding, but I think hudson's got the right idea here :-)

  10. I know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A giant frisbee!

  11. TV feeds to the TV companies by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You might be able to pick up the feeds to TV companies. I knew someone who did this years back but they might be encrypted now. They would sometimes pick up presenters chatting during advert breaks, people waiting to go on air, etc.

    1. Re:TV feeds to the TV companies by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Informative

      Those are called wildfeeds.

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    2. Re:TV feeds to the TV companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most are encrypted, but I think the newer receivers can decrypt them.

    3. Re:TV feeds to the TV companies by TornCityVenz · · Score: 1

      I remember being in Wyoming at a house that had a dish and messing about with the remote one day, i was trying to find something interesting on.... I ended up watching the feeds from the network news stations updating the story about the rood ripping off a plane landing in Hawaii. Very different than the final product.

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    4. Re:TV feeds to the TV companies by red_dragon · · Score: 2, Informative
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    5. Re:TV feeds to the TV companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I currently have such fun. I have 2 10' dishes, and several FTA and 4DTV boxes. Check craiglook for 4DTV boxes. Due to several channels no longer being available, they have dropped in price. If you can get the DSR922 grab that one. I finally got one, and it is able to decode a few more signals.

      You'll probably need to replace the feedhorn/LNB. I'd recommend a C/Ku unit for the most fun. On Ku, the question becomes which part of the Ku band you want. Check Lyngsat for frequencies and then decide. I got a C/Ku for use with 4DTV/HITS (Headend In The Sky) on Ku, that is now on C band. With FTA receivers you can watch lots of programming sent to the caribbean including US networks. With C band analog, you can still find a number of wild feeds. Especially common are the interview feeds where someone promoting a product will do interviews with various stations across the country. It is fun to watch them get ready, and then give the same spiel over and over, with the same smile plastered on their face. In writing this I realize how lame it seems to be enjoying this, but every now and then you see a gem. BTW, best feed I caught, but regrettably did not record was E!'s placard announcing the end of Analog broadcasts. The background to its CG announcement was the Finger Giving LED sculpture from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force promotion that ended with a bomb scare in Boston.

      if you want to explore on the cheap, hit craigslist or craiglook and find someone getting rid of an LNB, and old FTA boxes with blindscan capability. You'd really only need the newer FTA boxes if you were loading BINs to steal Dishnetwork, and we know you'd never do that.

  12. A Light Sharpener by OfficialReverendStev · · Score: 1, Redundant
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    1. Re:A Light Sharpener by operagost · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why that guy didn't just use the FEEDHORN MOUNT. It's already at the focal point!

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  13. use it as a skottelbraai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    a south african invention: put a gas cooker underneath it and prepare meals for ten! :-)

    1. Re:use it as a skottelbraai by cynyr · · Score: 1

      ooo oo you could make a mean stirfry in there too!

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  14. Attach it to a Tesla coil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Attached it to the output terminal of a large tesla coil, and see if you can cause electric arcs to form between the ground and metallic objects, at a distance.

  15. solar furnace by wjh31 · · Score: 1

    line it with mirrors and the focus becomes a solar furnace

  16. Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by Parlett316 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then change it one day and watch the internet implode.

    1. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by i_ate_god · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since governments don't actually acknowledge number stations, what would be the harm of starting your own?

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    2. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by robot256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They won't acknowledge their own, but if yours violates an FCC-like rule then you can be sure they will acknowledge its existence...

    3. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by Abstrackt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since governments don't actually acknowledge number stations, what would be the harm of starting your own?

      To give it an even geekier twist it could start with "three... one... four... one... five...".

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    4. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serveral armed M.I.B. at your door in the middle of the night? Or they'll just pay someone to yell rape. Ya never know. ;p

    5. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      One of my friends tried that when we were kids - broadcast a 10-watt radio signal on the same band as a local radio station as a prank. He got shut down, though not immediately. Gear wasn't portable back in those days.

      Nowadays? You can easily carry around a much more powerful transmitter.

      Or like some of the locals used to do, 1.5 kw linear amplifiers on their cb radios. Illegal, but they were on the reserve, so not much enforcement of "white man's law."

    6. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 10 watt FM transmitter that fits' in a small lunchbox that will transmit for 12 hours easily. put a small mp3 player in there loaded up and you have a Pirate radio station that will make the FCC guys pissed as hell as they will have problems finding it. Use a circular polarized antenna and you will create a lot of multipath that will completely screw up the RDF gear trying to find it.
      I only use it to re-broadcast Sirius 100 on my commute to work and back over the 88.1 channel that it seems that all the other cars use for their XM,Ipod,Sirius, etc... I can wipe out your in car FM for a mile!

    7. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by JamesP · · Score: 1

      10W

      10Watts

      sorry for this, but ARE YOU FSCKING INSANE?!? (ok, you were 10, still)

      I'd say for FM range 1W is already "suicidal" I wouldn't go over 100mW unless I was looking for trouble

      For AM range it's different, you can pump around 10W and it won't go anywhere further than your house (I guess)

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    8. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      The iterations. It's a distress call. A plea for help. A mayday. If the count is right... It's been playing over... and over... for sixteen years.

    9. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      >blockquote>For AM range it's different, you can pump around 10W and it won't go anywhere further than your house (I guess)

      Even worse, actually. Considering HAMs can often talk around the world on 5W ("QRP"), and the HAM bands extend below and above the AM broadcast band, your 10W could have global reach to anyone with a decent antenna.

      It's why AM stations often have to reduce power during nights and possibly during periods of solar activity that can carry their signal really far - you can get some impressive interference. Or why AM stations often don't transmit as powerfully as FM stations with their hundreds of kilowatts.

      Though, AM interference usually just ends up as an annoying squeal, while FM doesn't really interfere but you end up with the capture effect - an FM radio "captures" the signal of the strongest FM transmitter it can detect. So your friend's 10W FM transmitter, if you're right beside the station transmitting at hundreds of kW, you're probably only gonna get a few inches radius. 1W can cover a lot if you're on an empty band, or maybe a block to the neighbourhood, depending on how far away the station is. It's also why the aviation band only uses AM - the squeal is far safer than having the capture effect - a malicious person could hook up an FM transmitter to override the control tower for a particular aircraft.

    10. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean

      "four... eight... fifteen... sixteen... twenty-three... forty two..."

    11. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      And the award for "best waste of a fascinating premise" goes to...

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    12. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No duh!

      The AM side of the station I used to work for went down to a meager 25W at night, so it wouldn't interfere with stations hundreds of miles away. AM travels very well, even at low power.

      One thing that has been said many times about interference in our business is "proximity beat power." Once you'r more than 10 miles away from a Transmitter, local interference can easily swamp the broadcast signal. That old inverse square law. If the transmitter is ten miles (52,800 feet) away and the interfering device is 528 feet away, the math is as follows. 528^2/52800^2
      or the interference needs to be only one ten thousandth as strong. So, a 50kW signal at ten miles is the same as 5W at 528 feet. Go to 20 miles, it's 1.25W, and at 30 miles, less than one watt swamps the signal.

    13. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're right, great post. I guess 10W was a bit too much.

      Mind you, I based my post on personal experiences with tiny transmitters built at home.

      I would pick up the transmission from an FM transmitter from about 150ft/50m away

      But with a similar powered AM transmitter, it would barely barely pick up anything just outside of the room.

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    14. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by vacarul · · Score: 1

      it's the other way around. High frequency waves travel very little, low frequency waves travel very far at the same power level.

    15. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, after reading the recent posts about UVB-76, I've been thinking about doing this. The only thing really stopping me is that obviously the FCC would throw a fit if it was noticed, and it theoretically wouldn't be too hard to determine the location of the transmitter based on its signal strength.

      It'd be fun to cause huge global conspiracies, though...

    16. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Little home-made transmitters are a mixed bag unless you have the equipment to tune them up properly. I tried a little TV transmitter myself once with very little success, but I did get an 20-foot FM transmission working. Now I have my amateur license and I've bought a couple radios rather than building them--the antennas and communication are what I'm really interested in.

      If you're interested in learning more about why your transmitters did or didn't work I highly recommend getting into the amateur radio community. There is so much to learn from hams everywhere, even just by surfing the web.

    17. Re:Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by rusl · · Score: 1

      Not true. A 1 Watt FM transmitter does not have a large range unless you think a couple blocks is large. Maybe if you tune it up, have a really pro antenna, know what you are doing... I used a 1W transmitter for a bike ride and could get a range of a block or 2 depending on line of sight. I'm sure I had it inefficiently setup, the quality was low and unreliable and it was a primative machine. I would never transmit on the same frequency as an existing station because they would always overpower my signal and the range would be even less.

      It may be that there is so much more noise and radio pollution nowadays? I've heard that stations in Winnipeg used to be able to broadcast across Canada using 40kW Whereas nowaday many commercial stations are half or full megawatts.

      I was also told at the workshop where I built my cheap transmitter that up to 1W is legal, over 10W is illegal, 2-9 (in between) is a grey area. They had been busted for their 2 watt transmitter but only because they were doing from atop an art gallery and were interviewed on TV dressed up as pirates. And even then the repurcussion was basically just telling them to stop.

      I don't know why your experience is so different than mine. Maybe you live in a place with less interference going on (Vancouver is a big but not huge city) or are comparing effects to those long ago when radio was new... or you use super good equipment? Or line of sight/bouncing off the atmosphere? I've also used a 100mW kit in my house and it was pretty spotty in range - the cordless phone would go further.

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  17. Moon bounce by enigma32 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My boss at the last place I worked had a number of extremely large dishes that he used for moon bounce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EME_(communications)

    Interesting stuff. I don't know how active and interesting the conversations are (as I understand there are relatively few people that do this) but from a technical perspective I think it's interesting to bounce a signal off the moon and listen to the result...

    I've been told that his medium sized dish (approx 10' I suppose) worked best for this purpose...

    I'm no expert on this; have only run into it before at that job...

    1. Re:Moon bounce by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Wow, that sounds way cooler than my initial thought of what you meant (somehow using the dish to build a giant inflatable carnival bouncing attraction).

    2. Re:Moon bounce by trelf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just don't say anything rude in case you miss the moon. That could come back to haunt you in a few hundred years.

    3. Re:Moon bounce by quenda · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be a lot easier to use a laser as the transmitter?
      You can use the satellite dish to receive the bounce, if the surface is sufficiently shiny and polished.

    4. Re:Moon bounce by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Good thought, but it's a lot more likely to come back if it actually hits the earth, this century. ;)

    5. Re:Moon bounce by dnahelicase · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Moon bounce is the pretty cool. I'm not an expert either, but I am a HAM and have spent quite a few nights outside with friends playing around with a large (handmade) dish. Sure, moon bounce isn't real popular, but there is something very satisfying about being able to bounce a signal off the moon onto some far reaching part of the earth.

      I don't have a powerful enough radio to do it very well, but we could still listen to other people quite well and every once in a while could make contact. Of course, we weren't using a nice manufactured dish like that, but had constructed one out of PVC pipe and wire mesh. I bet a real dish would do a lot better than what we constructed.

    6. Re:Moon bounce by canavan · · Score: 1

      There's about 1kW of photons centered around the visual spectrum hitting every square meter of the moon. It's very difficult to detect a measly laser among all that noise. In the radio spectrum, it's much easier to get a few kW of transmit power, and there's not all that much natural noise, so the signal is much easier to detect.

      If you want to know how hard it is to bounce a laser off the moon, read up on the Apollo Retroreflectors, where "Even under good atmospheric viewing conditions, only one photon is received every few seconds".

    7. Re:Moon bounce by xenapan · · Score: 1

      wait.. so the big bang theory episode where they shot a laser at the moon totally wouldnt work?

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    8. Re:Moon bounce by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Just don't say anything rude in case you miss the moon.

      You mean like "Belgium"?

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    9. Re:Moon bounce by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      Yes, that. Or:
      'I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle,'

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    10. Re:Moon bounce by sv_libertarian · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought was well. I have heard of people using full legal limit power (1500 watts) on the 2 meter band to bounce signals off the moon. Should be a fun project.

    11. Re:Moon bounce by quenda · · Score: 1

      There's about 1kW of photons centered around the visual spectrum hitting every square meter of the moon.

      wait.. so the big bang theory episode where they shot a laser at the moon totally wouldnt work?

      Those guys are geniuses and somehow figured out a way to hit the reflectors when they were shielded from the sun. I think they called it "loonar kinght" or something.

      Maybe they could explain to the GP about the topology of spheres and illumination from a point light source.

  18. Get a second... by stakovahflow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. Get a second satellite dish.
    2. Attach a bar between the two, facing each other like this: (-)
    3. Turn this setup onto its side.
    4. Then mount the base of one dish, horizontally, so that one is facing up to the other, which is facing down.
    5. Using a roll of 1-2' sheet metal (sheet aluminum works for me).
    6. Attach one end of the sheet metal to the ground with a pair of small metal tent stakes.
    7. Attach the other side of this to the dish that is facing up.
    8. Spray paint the dishes & landing ramp the colour of your choice, if desired.
    9. Presto!

    When complete, you will have yourself a nice flying saucer in the yard, to be the envy of all your neighbors and friends.

    At least, that's what I did once with two of three old satellite dishes in my yard...

    Cheers!

    --Stak

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    1. Re:Get a second... by Halifax+Samuels · · Score: 2, Informative

      For a second I thought you were going to have him build a Tie Advanced.

    2. Re:Get a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> At least, that's what I did once with two of three old satellite dishes in my yard...

      Which part of Alabama are y'all from?

    3. Re:Get a second... by stakovahflow · · Score: 1

      Nah, I kick it old school, Roswell style.

      Cheers!

      --Stak

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    4. Re:Get a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Be sure to bury it a few feet into the ground in an empty field, scatter the dirt around it, and light off an M-80 (or functionally equivalent firework) in the area and hope someone calls in the authorities. Keep that video camera handy (for the spectators, not the authorities, since that would be illegal to record them)!

    5. Re:Get a second... by Divide+By+Zero · · Score: 1

      It's a streetlight.

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    6. Re:Get a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey that's pretty much what I did with mine. Except I skipped steps 1-8 and dismantled the whole thing and took it to the local recycling center.

      Turned my old dish directly into $$$

      Anyone need 5 lbs of used bolts?

    7. Re:Get a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      youtube it or it didn't happen

    8. Re:Get a second... by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 1

      Or combine this with one of the other ideas posted here:

      1)Take one dish and cover the ribbing on the back with sheets of steel roof flashing.

      2)Lay it on the ground as the bottom dish and weld 24" x 3/4" steel pipe pieces vertically all around the outside edge.

      3)Bend and weld a ring of square pipe stock around the top of the vertical steel pipes around the diameter of the dish.

      4)Choose one point to be the front of the dish and weld two 6" x 1/2" pipes six inches apart on the outside edge of the ring.

      5)Weld a 6"x1/4" steel plate on the edge of the second dish.

      6)Weld a 6" x 1/2" pipe to the steel plate.

      7)Put the second dish on top of the first and align the 6" steel pipes in the front and put a 1/2" steel pin through all three pipes and bend both ends down so it can't easily come loose.

      8)Put a heavy-duty latch on the inside at the "back" of the two dishes.

      Behold! Tank Sled! :-)

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    9. Re:Get a second... by Dersaidin · · Score: 1

      I was thinking a giant yo-yo.

  19. Radio Astronomy by Murdoch5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We did this at my school. We took a bunch of 3 meter dishes like on your property and turned them in to a astronomy farm. Now to be fair the software end of the project was intense to say the least but the pay off was huge. It was a sweet project and we accomplished it in under a year, It might be something for you to take a look at. Here are some links.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_astronomy
    http://www.nrao.edu/index.php/learn/radioastronomy
    http://www.radio-astronomy.net/

    1. Re:Radio Astronomy by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Now to be fair the software end of the project was intense to say the least but the pay off was huge.

      Setup of software or actually coding it from scratch?

      If from scratch that seems like if you/they haven't done so already that would be the perfect type of thing to release as open source. You've already put in the work so it doesn't cost you anything, and the goal was to have functional software, not to sell it.

      If that's the case the worst case scenario you release the code and nobody does anything with it. Best case other people get it, improve it, and your radio array reaps the benefits of it.

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    2. Re:Radio Astronomy by Murdoch5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would LOVE to release it open source, but the school being what they are wont let us keep the code or release it. We had to sign away all the rights to code and yes we did it from the ground up so it was unique crafted code base.

      Also due to the tight constraints I would love go back and now edit the code to actually make it look good, I'm sure it's a mess. I haven't looked at it in over a year now but it's still kicking it.

    3. Re:Radio Astronomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the worst case scenario is patent violations being found in the code, and being sued for it.

    4. Re:Radio Astronomy by confused+one · · Score: 1

      This is what I was going to suggest... Not much aperature in a single 10' dish; but, it's a start.

    5. Re:Radio Astronomy by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      If you make sure the surface is GOOD and I mean really good and you get it's aim perfect. You'll be able to get great results. The problem with this kind of small dish is that if the surface has imperfections they show up and can end up destroying the images.

      The other thing you can do is see if you can find a cluster and tie into it. I know there are some groups that allow you to plug your dish into there networks and join them.

    6. Re:Radio Astronomy by niftymitch · · Score: 1
      Did they make you sign it over before or after you wrote it?
      Did you obtain any compensation?

      Consider a labor lien and enjoin them from issuing diplomas.

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    7. Re:Radio Astronomy by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      We didn't know this but because we did most of the development at the school they are able to claim the software. Up until June we were able to use a back door SSH server to get at the code. But they've locked it. What ever, they have no clue how the code works and couldn't never alter it. So I'm happy about that.

    8. Re:Radio Astronomy by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Saddening how there seems to be no reasoning with such people; and in education.

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  20. get some bean dip by hamburger+lady · · Score: 4, Funny

    and some giant fritos...

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    1. Re:get some bean dip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok Oliver, but to be honest, this is the first thing which went through my mind also.

      Ah for the day's of Bloom County.

    2. Re:get some bean dip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for the Bloom County reference.

      "I need my "@$(*& playboy channel!!!"

  21. Solar furnace? by berryjw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've always wanted to line one with Mylar, point it at the sun, and see what temperature you could generate at the focal point. How cool would it be to hang a crucible, and melt bronze?

    1. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or line it with mylar and aim the sun at the neighbor's cat, dog, house, etc. See how long it takes to evaporate their pool water. (Do this while they're at work, of course.)

    2. Re:Solar furnace? by grub · · Score: 1

      That would be far past the focal point of the dish.

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    3. Re:Solar furnace? by JDevers · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since most pools already receive substantially more solar radiation than a 3 meter circle, I don't think they will have to worry too much. Now the cat might get blinded, but would have to be really stupid to not run when you get within 5 foot or so with a giant reflective dish.

    4. Re:Solar furnace? by dlingman · · Score: 1

      So - we finally find out what all those AOL CD's mailed out were really for. Beam weaponry components.

    5. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > How cool would it be to hang a crucible, and melt bronze?

      Dude. That's not cool.

    6. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Solar furnace? by D'Eyncourt · · Score: 1

      Check out http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish01.shtml.
      Rob Cockerham's been there, done that (although with small mirrors rather than Mylar on a 12-foot diameter dish). He also has a number of videos on YouTube showing various items subjected to his "light sharpener."

    8. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative, really? All focused on a few inches of a crucible it would be a bit more intense

    9. Re:Solar furnace? by jcbarlow · · Score: 1

      BTDT... Just Google "solar death ray 3000".

    10. Re:Solar furnace? by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

      Your water analogy doesn't quite work. The energy collected by the water ends up spread throughout the water as opposed to being focused on one spot. You also have to deal with loss of energy due to reflection.

      On the reflective dish side of things, you are focusing a lot of energy onto a small spot, with minor losses. I found an article that mentions MIT creating a twelve foot mirror that can melt steel at the focal point. Since bronze has a much lower melting point than steel, something like a three meter dish might be large enough to do the job.

    11. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: Stirling Engine

    12. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering a 3 FOOT parabolic mirror can achieve 1500F at it's focal point, I think a 3 METER version should be able to do significantly higher.

      Have you never used a magnifying glass to burn ants? Sure, that swimming pool absorbs significantly more sunlight than a 3" magnifying glass too, but it's spread out and the water does a great job of reflecting and dissipating the energy. Take a flat-black surface the same size as the swimming pools surface on the other hand, and you'll have a LOT of heat.

    13. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rob Cockerham of Cockeyed.com already did it. He called it the Light Sharpener http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish01.shtml

    14. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 950 C.

      "The melting point of Bronze varies depending on the actual ratio of the alloy components and is about 950 C."
      Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronze

    15. Re:Solar furnace? by Scatterplot · · Score: 1

      I can instantly light a log on fire with my ~2.5 x 3 ft Fresnel lense, and melt a penny within maybe 30 seconds to a minute. The delay is mostly from the fact that it's a big floppy piece of plastic that's hard to hold straight enough to focus. I bet you could melt some bronze or aluminum pretty easily with this!

    16. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because most pools are parabolic mirrors with absorbing material at their focal point?

    17. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish01.shtml

      Some guy does exactly this, using a whole bunch of mirrors.

    18. Re:Solar furnace? by berryjw · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. One of these years, I'm going to try this, just have to find the dish. I already do some casting, so it's just a matter of putting a thermocouple in the focal point, and reading the pyrometer. Hmmm, I think there's one of those in a neighbor's yard...

    19. Re:Solar furnace? by k_hokanson · · Score: 1

      you mean like this?

    20. Re:Solar furnace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The radiation is not focused in a pool like it is in a dish. The temps would be significantly hotter at the focal point.

      Your argument is akin to saying the roof of a house is hotter than the focal point of a common magnifying glass because it has a larger area. Not true at all.

  22. It may still have LNA attached by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are loads of unencrypted satellite feeds. Whole communities of people who explore them can be discovered with a little Googling. They'll tell you what the best receivers are and how to set up a mechanism to swing the dish to different satellites. NASA TV comes to mind

    1. Re:It may still have LNA attached by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along with CSPAN, EWTN, Shop NBC, and sometimes remote news feeds. Real, commercial channels are now encrypted, not in the clear. Not that you can't get the encrypted channels, tho, they are out there and you can purchase a receiver and subscription packages to decode them. As Peter says, there are all kinds of people out there that are doing just this.

      Check out www.lyngsat.com for lists of satellites and the channels carried on them. It could be a fun hobby if you're into that sort of thing.

  23. Solar Concentrator & Generator by thechemic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Place 100's or 1000's of tiny mirrors all over it. Mount it on a cellestial tracking device pointed at the sun. Install a small boiler and use it to produce steam and turn a small turbine. Or, use it to burn insects out of the air!

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  24. Radio astronompy by uburoy · · Score: 0

    You could do radio astronomy with this.

  25. Not sure you will get much TV these days by jonwil · · Score: 1

    I would have thought anything worth having would be encrypted or encoded (TV station feeds would likely be encrypted to stop new shows being grabbed off the sattelite and uploaded to the internet commercial free before they ever air on the TV)

    1. Re:Not sure you will get much TV these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That dish would be a C-Band dish. Most television is Ku-Band these days. The C-Band is still used however, but mostly for network to network communications. A lot of that is still unencrypted because most people have the pizza sized dishes.

      The pickup on the dish however may be a combination C/Ku band however and that would work with any satellite feed.

  26. Solar concentrator by inode_buddha · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've seen a few people make solar concentrators out of them, for thermal energy. Remember that sunlight is good for about 1 kiloWatt per square meter. The best way is to get 1-inch hex-shaped glass mirror - a whole shitload of them. Glue them onto the dish with epoxy until as much surface as possible is covered with them. You will get a few thousand degrees Fahrenheit temps at the focal point. You can use this to generate steam by putting a water block at the focal point - save on your heat bill, or make some electricity. For instance, by using an ordinary air-powered die grinder and run it on the steam instead. You can do a lot with 20 thousand RPM's that way.

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    1. Re:Solar concentrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're more likely to get around 100W/m^2, not 1kW/m^2.

    2. Re:Solar concentrator by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      1kW/m^2 is the amount of solar energy hitting the Earth. The amount of electricity you get depends on the panels you use. I think the most efficient ones are around 50%, but they are insanely expensive (and don't last very long). Typical commercial cells are 5-20% efficient. The grandparent is talking about heating water, which is a lot more efficient than turning the energy into electricity with photovoltaics. Solar water heating is sufficiently efficient and cheap that it can pay for itself in a couple of years in the UK. You can get a lot more than 100W of heating out of the Sun per square metre.

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    3. Re:Solar concentrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is by far the best idea I've read so far!

    4. Re:Solar concentrator by jadfish · · Score: 1

      I love the idea of the hex shape like a reversed soccer ball and the air grinder that solves a lot of problems.

  27. Lyngsat & Azbox HD by MarkVVV · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just buy an Azbox HD and check the feeds on Lyngsat, its all you need.

  28. World's biggest... by JustinFreid · · Score: 2

    Bird bath

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  29. Look for alien chicks by terjeber · · Score: 1

    Start a private setchicks@thefarm project Get inspiration here. You can at least not do any worse than they have, even though three meters is a little smaller than the Arecibo. You won't be looking for any non-random signals, you can be more specific and look for chick music only, and remember size doesn't matter!

  30. Re:First by lxs · · Score: 1

    You'll need a bigger dish to post first.

  31. Free transmissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can get DVB listening equipment (or software) pretty easily. There are a lot of satellites out there that broadcast PBS for free, and other stuff. Program/broadcast listings are available variously on the interwebs.

    Basically, you'll have a small receive suite, decide what you'd like to hunt, and calculate the azimuth/elevation for your lat/long/alt. I start by slewing with a sat meter (horizon) in the horizontal axis and locate the strongest point before sweeping vertically to the expected altitude. There's a lot of methods for accurate aiming. Google. There's a host of sat information on http://www.lyngsat.com/. It'll tell you things like the bird's location, what it carries, transponder types and configurations, etc.

    I set up a small hughesnet based ISP in Afghanistan a few years ago with what most people would consider a horribly barebones set of gear (including a wifi mast crafted from a cable spool with a length of pipe stuck through it), and I can tell you that you can definitely get by with some fun and interesting signal grabbing with practically nothing. Rather than explain it with a poorly written slashdot comment, check out http://sattv.lounge0101.com/free_to_air_satellite.php for some basic info. Free-to-air stuff is just a fraction of what you can pick up.

    There's also more interesting stuff out thee, with the correct equipment you'll discover amateur repeaters, very capturable simple data broadcasts, meteorological phenomena, and other cool junk. I believe there's even a radio station/repeater on the ISS. Failing satellite reception, it's still just a huge parabola which focuses on the feed horn. Replace the feed element with something from another band and voila. Of course, antenna optimization for something like this is a book in itself, but I imagine you could have reasonable dish utilization by throwing a 2.4Ghz-tuned biquad at the focus point and probably get about 20-30 dBi of additional gain.

    If you live by the border, you can probably pick up the border patrol's predator drone feeds using the correct equipment/software. It's broadcast in plain-jane video most of the time, although since I doubt there's border agents down there with mobile terminals in this case, the area-wide broadcasts are probably disabled in favor of LOS. Might be able to pull it off though.

    1. Re:Free transmissions by Bert64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Also try dishpointer.com, you use google maps to locate your property and it shows your lat/long and the elevation required for the sat, it also works out how high obstacles can be at a given distance.

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    2. Re:Free transmissions by kilodelta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You could also mount the correct transceiver block and do EME. That would be kind of cool! You need an amateur radio license, not hard to get these days as the code requirement went away many years ago.

    3. Re:Free transmissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The code requirement for licensing went away, but if you want to do EME you'll be using code.

    4. Re:Free transmissions by blindseer · · Score: 1

      The code requirement for licensing went away, but if you want to do EME you'll be using code.

      There are other modes to use besides CW for EME. The use of morse code does not require the ability to decode by ear either, computers can do it too. Depending on the quality of your ears and the quality of your hardware and code the computer just might be able to "hear" what you cannot.

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  32. FTA is alive by Combatso · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are lots of feeds to find, if the dish has a motor.. You may need to get some different LNB;s the polorization of the antenna will determine what you can find... There are many many many lists available.. but for the most part, it will be lame... however, if you subscrive to Dish Network (or Bell ExpressVu if you are north of the border) and the mesh of the dish is less than 1/4" you can mount a Dish500 LNB on it and use it to get 100% signal from the Echostar (or nimiq) birds... even during a huge rainstorm or snowstorm

    1. Re:FTA is alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know a circular antenna could have different polarizations. I would have thought it a combo of vertical and horizontal polarizations. Not so?

    2. Re:FTA is alive by greed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some people call the whole assembly the antenna; others mean just the feed antenna or feed horn. (On this sort, it is usually integrated with the low-noise block-converter, the LNB.) The reflecting (dish) part of the antenna system is not polarized, but the feed antenna usually is.

      It's kind of like using single sideband to double the number of CB channels... only I can see wanting more satellite links, I don't know why you'd want more CB channels.

    3. Re:FTA is alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      A solid or mesh dish* is just a reflector and will normally reflect waves of any polarization. It is the feed horn that is polarized.

      *Other dishes, however, may have a polarized design.

  33. Alien signals from space by AbbeyRoad · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Whatever you do, don't make any broadcasts to alien vessels.
    Also, any signals you receive from the alien's should not be made public,
    or else YOU and your satelite dish will dissapear curtesy of secret UFO coverup agencies etc.

    Eat this message.

    -paul

    1. Re:Alien signals from space by jbeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      I love the meta joke of this message being modded as "interesting".

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    2. Re:Alien signals from space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever you do, don't make any broadcasts to alien vessels. Also, any signals you receive from the alien's should not be made public, or else YOU and your satelite dish will dissapear curtesy of secret UFO coverup agencies etc.

      Eat this message.

      -paul

      You think that you are going to get away with this? We KNOW where you are. Scaring that poor boy like that. We do NOT exist.

    3. Re:Alien signals from space by Ruvim · · Score: 1

      mmm... LCD is very chewy in the morning!

    4. Re:Alien signals from space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yum

  34. Use it for what it is... great dish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are many signals you can receive from space and 10ft is perfect for that.
    With some equipment (preamplifier, receiver that can do 2.3GHz) you can receive signals from interplanetary sondes and classified satellites.
    It's completely new world and if you enjoyed shortwave radio, you will love this.
    For list of signals you can receive check http://www.uhf-satcom.com/ - 10ft will do L-band, S-band, C-band and X-band with correct feed.

    1. Re:Use it for what it is... great dish by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Use it for what it is... great dish ...fill it with spaghetti...

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  35. Have Fun with the neighbors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Point the dish at your nearest neighbors house to make them paranoid.

    1. Re:Have Fun with the neighbors by type40 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also add a throbbing red light to the horn so it lights up the collector area of the dish at night.
      Then periodically go into you back yard and laugh maniacally and/ or clentch your fists in their general direction and say "soon".

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    2. Re:Have Fun with the neighbors by Provocateur · · Score: 3, Funny

      And then, while they're out in the yard, you come out in some sort of hazard suit and, within earshot, speak into your cellphone, "Alright honey, switch it on...Ok, there, Perfect! It's fully operational!"

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    3. Re:Have Fun with the neighbors by thechemic · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, with a microphone mounted in the center this could be an extremely sensitive listening device. They use 10inch dishes with a mic to get vocals from football players as they grunt on the field. Imagine the power with your 10 FOOT dish! You may hear grunting at your neighbors house... but I doubt they'd be playing football.

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    4. Re:Have Fun with the neighbors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Deathstar is clear to fire, The Deathstar is clear to fire.

    5. Re:Have Fun with the neighbors by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

      Why in the world someone would want to listen to me poop is beyond me.

  36. Screw TV by olehenning · · Score: 1

    SETI is the way to go here. Think of the possibilities. You can spend the next 50 years of your life fruitlessly listening to static from outer space!

    1. Re:Screw TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can spend the next 50 years of your life fruitlessly listening to static from outer space!

      and having casual sex with Matthew McConaughey!

  37. Grill stuff! by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Cover it with aluminum foil or something else that reflects light well, and try using it as a barbacue!

    But with a dish that size you can fit it with quite a few antennas and add a motor to access an insane amount of satellites. A hassle to set up and maintain though.

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  38. Solar oven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aluminized Mylar sheet over the dish, vacuum pump behind the dish... Variable focus reflector. Yay!

  39. Birdbath by trainsnpep · · Score: 0, Redundant

    A birdbath for ostriches and emus. Except, you need to leave it on the ground since they can't fly.

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  40. Super Ear by CrepitousCurmudgeon · · Score: 1

    Remove the LNA bits, put your head in the same spot and then swivel the reflector towards a neighbor's house. Instant super ears. Now put a microphone in the same place, use the old coax line to bring the output into the home, connect to the audio input on your PC. Use Audacity to record the audio. Enjoy.

  41. cook with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cover it with tinfoil, wait for a sunny day, place a potato at the focus point of the dish. Eat.

  42. Sound Mirror by BeardedChimp · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember on a trip to jodrell bank playing around with a sound mirror where two dishes were placed pretty far apart. Due to the dishes focusing the sound where you stood, it was possible for someone to whisper into the other dish many meters away and for you to hear it.

    One of the astronomers there told me that while calibrating the main 78m dish he started hearing childrens voices. They had coincidently pointed the dish at a local school and were able to hear everything said.

    So may I suggest using the dish for a bit of covert surveillance of neighbours.

    1. Re:Sound Mirror by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


      So may I suggest using the dish for a bit of covert surveillance of neighbours.

      I don't think having a 3M dish pointed directly at your neighbours could be classified as "covert" :)

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    2. Re:Sound Mirror by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      then paint...

      " I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU!"

      on the dish.

      That will throw them off.

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    3. Re:Sound Mirror by charlesr44403 · · Score: 1

      I did this accidentally while setting up my first dish, a 2.8 meter solid reflector one (not mesh) at a radio station in 1983. Heard people across the street talking at normal levels. Put a microphone at the focus and have the ultimate shotgun mic.

    4. Re:Sound Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So may I suggest using the dish for a bit of covert surveillance of neighbours.

      Somehow, a 3 meter dish doesn't convey a sense of covertness...

    5. Re:Sound Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because a 3m dish pointed at your neighbors house is "covert"! :)

    6. Re:Sound Mirror by Adm.Wiggin · · Score: 1

      One of the astronomers there told me that while calibrating the main 78m dish he started hearing childrens voices.

      Nothing quite like hearing random children's voices to make you feel sane.

  43. The answer is obvious: by Graham+J+-+XVI · · Score: 1

    An umbrella.

  44. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by Theoboley · · Score: 2

    GP has the right idea. The minute i saw the summary title, I thought, Toboggan!!!

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  45. Live feeds US air force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember in the 90's my father was watching unencrypted feeds from the US air force, during the wars in Yugoslavia and the Gulf. Pretty amazing to watch live attack feeds...

  46. Solar generator by lwsimon · · Score: 1

    Weld a black powder-coated tank at the focus, and set it up as a solar steam generator. Be careful, though - the focus is *very* hot. 3rd degree burns hot.

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    1. Re:Solar generator by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Be careful, though - the focus is *very* hot. 3rd degree burns hot.

      That sounds like advice from experience lol

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    2. Re:Solar generator by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it wasn't direct personal experience. I was putting something like this together in high school, and a bird landed on the mount where the tank was to go. It got crisped before if could fly away.

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  47. Moonbounce/EME or FTA sattelite by pa3gvr · · Score: 1

    Just get you Amateur Radio license and start bouncing signals off of the moon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EME_(communications) http://www.nitehawk.com/rasmit/ws1_1.html An other option is watching "free to air" FTA TV channels. If you like to channel surf just Google FTA receiver. A good receiver plus C-Band (or C/Ku) LNB will cost about $200.

  48. Ricks Satellite Wildfeed and Backhaul Forum by HansKloss · · Score: 4, Informative

    Get yourself good DVB-S2 receiver like PROF 7500 USB or PROF 7301 PCI or Azbox HD
    from ebay or Ricks site http://www.gofastmotorsports.com/rickssatellitehome.htm
    and check out all the HD feeds you can watch.

    http://rickcaylor.websitetoolbox.com/

    Satelliteguys is another good website but their wild feeds subforums is invitation only
    http://www.satelliteguys.us/free-air-fta-discussion/

  49. Amateur radio astronomy by jddimarco · · Score: 1

    Try some amateur radio astronomy, now that you have the fixin`s for your very own radio telescope There`s plenty of suitable resources on the web, e.g.: http://www.signalone.com/radioastronomy/telescope/ http://www.bambi.net/sara.html http://www.nrao.edu/epo/amateur/

  50. Sonic Cannon! by CCTalbert · · Score: 1

    Something I've wanted to try- mount a speaker at the focal point (or actually a little off from the focal point, ideally you would focus the sound to a "point"), and then use it to torment the neighbors pets. Better yet is some manner of mounting something louder- something like a firecracker- at the focal point. And of course servo controlled X/Y pointing on the dish. And a camera "sight" in the dish connected to your computer so you can aim remotely.

    I don't know how tight a focus you could get out of a TV dish, I don't know if quite the right shape.

    Or, you could get two of them and then.... torment two pets at once?

    1. Re:Sonic Cannon! by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      Parabolic dishes generally focus parallel incoming on the focus, where the LNB sits, or take signals from the focus and send them out as a straight beam. So I don't think it will do quite what you're thinking, but it would intensify any sound from the focus wherever the beam is pointed to some degree and most importantly create something of a beam. But that's if you use the focus. Other spots in front of the dish produce other effects, thought none will bring everything together in another spot.

  51. Audio Eavesdropping by mbone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A large radio telescope makes a very good audio dish (the wavelengths are similar). If you can point it to the horizon, you might be able to hear conversations a mile or more off. Of course, it works both ways - they can hear you well too.

    I was once working on the receiver of a dish on the Potomac, while the dish was at "service" (i.e., pointed to the horizon, in this case over the water). When a sailboat would go through the beam, I could barely see it, but could hear the creak of the rigging and the slosh of the water, as if I was on it.

    1. Re:Audio Eavesdropping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...which means you could get creative by playing various pre-recorded sounds in front of it while pointing it at the horizon... if you're pointing it at water (especially an inland lake), just loop the suspense music from Jaws....

    2. Re:Audio Eavesdropping by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      As long as the waves are relatively small in relation to dish diameter, if you cover it to make a smooth-surfaced dish it doesn't much matter what the wavelengths are. A parabola is a parabola.

    3. Re:Audio Eavesdropping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could be a very interesting way to "throw" your farts. Much to the amusement of all...

  52. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    that, or he could bring a new meaning to 'Extreme Frisbee'.

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  53. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by pete's-brain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i have a crazy texan cousin-in-law that ran up against the same dilemma the christmas that they purchased a dish network rig. the ol ~10' dish's newfound uselessness was accompanied by a freak snow storm that dumped 1.5 foot of snow.

    apparently every farmer in texas has an old snowmobile somewhere in their possession. an old tractor seat (with improvised belt) got bolted to the inside of the dish and someone came up w/ 30' of rope for towing.

    we never were able to flip it over, but airborne? yes.

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  54. jenneNguyen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whole communities of people who explore them can be discovered with a little Googling. They'll tell you what the best receivers are and how to set up a mechanism to swing the dish to different satellites.mua ban xe

  55. DIY Radio Telescope by aqui · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's a number of people that have turned old TV antennas into radio telescopes.

    Here's an example:

    http://www.instructables.com/id/Poor-Man-s-Radio-Telescope/

    For more just google "DIY radio antenna"

    There's even online stores that sell everything you need:

    http://www.radioastronomysupplies.com/radio_astronomy_supplies.php

    It could be an interesting project.

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  56. Solar Furnace by shallow+monkey · · Score: 1

    I saw a solar furnace at a sustainability fair a couple years ago. It tracks the sun and is generally used to heat water. It is built with a satellite dish lined with mirrored material:

    http://www.krawlr.com/solarfurnace/solarfurnace.htm

  57. Bird bath by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Set it up as a bird bath, and get yourself a shotgun. With the size of the birds that would visit, you could feed your whole family.

    1. Re:Bird bath by laejoh · · Score: 1

      An antenna feed?

  58. Two words by mattbee · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Two words by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Giant wok. Cause traffic jam.

    2. Re:Two words by rbochan · · Score: 1

      Mod "+5 delicious".

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  59. Play Ben Franklin by jackjumper · · Score: 1

    As someone who had one of these, I can tell you they make excellent lightning rods... Not so good for the electronics, however.

  60. Listen to spysats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spy on the spies, and listen to signals from (HEO and geostationary) spy satellites.

  61. lyngsat by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    The website with all the satellites, all the transponders and all the frequencies

    http://www.lyngsat.com/

    You'll need some sort of receiver (lots are linux based), aim for a Dreambox, or equivalent. It's likely yo'll need to replace the LNB and cabling if it's been neglected for any length of time. You should also check to see if the dish is steerable (doubtful for that large size - too hard to stop it moving in the wind) and also get a satellite alignment meter and a compass to point to whichever satellite takes your fancy. Reckon on less than $1000, maybe even less than $500.

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  62. What I would do. by Smooth+and+Shiny · · Score: 1

    Find an 80 foot dog and play Frisbee fetch!

    1. Re:What I would do. by Poke_4_Life · · Score: 1

      Clifford!

  63. Giant eye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Paint a giant bloodshot eyeball on it and point it at a paranoid neighbor.

    1. Re:Giant eye by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      you just made my day.

      silly idea, but I spent at least half an hour thinking about it.

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  64. Make a solar concentrator by AC-x · · Score: 1

    Make a huge solar concentrator / death ray with it

  65. Improper Use of the 3 Step Process by WED+Fan · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are hereby served notice regarding your improper use of the UGI patented "3 Step Process". The UGI (Underpants Gnomes International) have established that all "3 Step Processes" must take the form of

    1. Action
    2. ???
    3. Profit.

    If you continue to use your errant "3 Step Process" legal action may follow.

    IAAUGL

    The Underpants Gnomes International do wish to make a constructive suggestion. The use of A B C instead of 1 2 3 would not be in violation of the UGI's patent.

    Screw you guys. I'm going home.

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    1. Re:Improper Use of the 3 Step Process by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      IAAUGL

      I Am An Underpants Gnome Lawyer?

    2. Re:Improper Use of the 3 Step Process by Abstrackt · · Score: 3, Funny

      IAAUGL

      I Am An Underpants Gnome Lawyer?

      Probably. Or he choked on an orange while dictating.

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    3. Re:Improper Use of the 3 Step Process by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Probably. Or he choked on an orange while dictating.

      He wouldn't've taken the time to write it out, he just would've said it.

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    4. Re:Improper Use of the 3 Step Process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. He went home.

    5. Re:Improper Use of the 3 Step Process by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      Give the man a cigar.

      1. Come up with new acronym
      2. ???
      3. Profit
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    6. Re:Improper Use of the 3 Step Process by stubob · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he was dictating...

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    7. Re:Improper Use of the 3 Step Process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great sig! Just remember that not all non-Libertarians are afraid of Libertarianism. I want the freedom to legally kill Libertarians!

    8. Re:Improper Use of the 3 Step Process by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

      I find that highly unlikely. Obviously he jusHRNGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

  66. Re:First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its not the size of your dish its how you use it.

  67. You might be a redneck if... by funkify · · Score: 1

    You might be a redneck if you've ever had sex in a satellite dish.

  68. It's called FTA.... by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Look up "FTA Free to Air satellite "on google. start reading.

    you will have to buy new feed-horns and I recommend also getting a decent HD FTA receiver. that can do both MPEG2 and MPEG4.

    In about 1 month, you will have all the knowledge you need to find a crap-load of free TV. some strange, some normal, if you are into soccer then all the South america feeds will delight you as it seems there are about 987 channels of nothing but soccer... Oops sorry. Futbol!

    the C band dish will allow you to watch some of the older stuff, but you can get a dual feed-horn to put both a C band and Ka band LNB on there to get all channels. add in a high end one that will do both polarization types and you expand your channel choices even further.

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  69. Sniff wireless network off ISS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always wanted to use the 26 meter dish we have at work to sniff wireless network off of the International Space Station. We are at the wrong latitude but it might work for you.

  70. Have fun with it... by cptdondo · · Score: 1

    Put a speaker at the focal point.

    Aim it at your neighbor's house.

    Play recordings of devil worship, or islamic call to prayer, a Tammy Faye Baker show, or whatever else.

    Watch your neighbor get taken away by the men in white coats.

  71. Forgot a good one.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Put a Biquad antenna at the focal point and a wifi usb reciever connected to it... and use it to steal WiFi from the ISS as it flys over.

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  72. One very large tinfoil hat by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Hint. Don't stand on your head wearing it when the sun's out.

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  73. place to find feeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you may want to have a look at a website called lyngsat http://www.lyngsat.com/ for feeds and permanent services on satellite.

  74. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5 - Interesting ?

    Are you all mad. It's a joke ! If you did that for real you'd crash into random objects as it'd be completely uncontrollable.

  75. Hot Tub by iago · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said

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  76. Have a party by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    A 10 foot wok can fry a lot of chinese food.

  77. FTA satellite receiver by lotsotech · · Score: 1

    I'd recommend picking up a FTA sat receiver and see what all you can grab. They have uncompressed HD signals out there that look pretty cool. Not to mention all the random channels and whatnot that somehow still broadcast.

  78. Idea by ilsaloving · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Worlds biggest stir-fry?

  79. BUD (Big Ugly Dish) by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

    Big dish can be a blast to play with!

    You will need to know if it has both C and Ku band in it (You can look up online what to look for)

    Then use lyngsat to look up the satellites that are available and what is out there.
    Here is a link to lyngsat for the us.

    http://www.lyngsat.com/freetv/United-States.html

    You will need to get a DVB receiver for the mpeg encoded DVB transmissions.

    All in all it is fun and you can get just over 3000 channels with the right equipment
     

  80. Wireless freeloading by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    Replace the current receiver components with a WiFi antenna. Then, point it at neighboring farms/homes and hope to find an unencrypted WiFi connection.

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  81. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by tomhudson · · Score: 2

    You've obviously never gone saucering (or tubing). It's not "totally uncontrollable". You can maneuver by changing your center of gravity, dragging a hand or foot over the side, catching the wind on the underside, etc.

    Besides, people do insane things all the time for fun. bungee-jumping, parachuting, ski-jumping, boxing, paying money to watch "pro wrestling", etc.

    Even neater would be if the dish was one of those "open mesh" dishes, with round perforations to let the wind through. Take bubble-wrap with the same spacing, and stick it to the outside. Going downhill, you not only combine the joys of saucering and breaking bubble-wrap (EVERYONE loves to break bubble-wrap), but if the snow is packed densely enough, the noise would serve as an audible warning, sort of like the external speakers on the Prius in Japan.

  82. Planet Niribu is what you want to point that at!!! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1
  83. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a follow-up, if you want something that really IS out of control, try the lid of a toilet seat upside-down going downhill. It's so small that you're spending all your effort just staying perched on it, and it's so slick that you really pick up speed fast - half the time you're not even facing forward because it spins. Totally out of control and totally fun!

    Hey, we were kids and we invented our own fun. The bruises were worth it.

  84. Solar cannon. by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    Glue tiny mirrors all over the inside and burn things from a distance.

    It's been done before, reputedly by the old greeks first, but it's still a worthy endeavour. Burning or blowing up things always is.

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  85. Here ya go by zogger · · Score: 1

    Scrounger's guide to Sat TV

    http://www.nmia.com/~roberts/scrounge

    Free to air Sat receivers

    http://www.tech-faq.com/free-to-air-receivers.html

    If you don't want to go TV, you can make spiffy outdoor table canopies from them, or use them for home solar thermal alt energy projects, once you have a tracker. I've seen them used for the tops/roofs on backyard small buildings as well.

  86. Free to Air C Band? by n2rjt · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wonder if that's an old C Band free-to-air satellite TV dish? It sounds like it's on the large side, but it might work. Search "free to air" and you'll find the required LNB (low noise block converter) and receiver. Couple that with a small Ku-Band dish (one meter or less) and you'll have all the free-to-air your dishes can see. Check out www.lyngsat.com for lists of satellites, frequencies, and TV stations available. Big dishes give you more gain (stronger signal, was important back in the analog days, and still helps for C-Band), but bigger dishes have much smaller look angles (like a telescope versus binoculars) and are harder to aim.

    I just have a one meter Ku Band dish. I recommend even smaller, to be easier to aim, unless you live really far from the equator. When I lived in northern New York the extra gain of a one meter dish helped a lot. We mostly point to the bird at 97 degrees west, and pick up about a hundred free channels. Many different languages, some good music and sometimes movies. But the only English-language channels are news and religion. If you are Chinese or Iranian, there is an excellent variety to choose from. Other satellites have more Spanish language, from what I've seen on lyngsat.

    The receiver is the most expensive part, and it can be had for $100 or $200. If you want one that accepts smart cards, to descramble the pay channels, it might cost a bit more.

    I added some of the detail above not for the original poster but for anyone else who might be interested.

    1. Re:Free to Air C Band? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      The thing is that you don't actually need a Ku-band dish - you can just place a multiband feedhorn assembly like this on the larger dish and use it for whichever band you want. I figure if you're going to pay for the rotation equipment to shove around a 3m dish (which you'll need to get maximum use of the C-Band facilities) another couple hundred for a fancy switchable feedhorn plus appropriate LNBs isn't going to be out of your price range.

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  87. C-band dish by jonfr · · Score: 1

    What you have is a C-band dish. You can use it with a Ku band LNB.

    You can see here what is in your range. With Ku band LNB that would be a lot. I don't know for sure about C-band LNB.

    http://www.lyngsat.com/

    Disclaimer: I am from Europe, where Ku band is used for satellite dish tv and radio.

  88. Parabolic microphone - eavesdrop on surroundings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parabolic reflector could be used to concentrate sound waves as well.

  89. Solar Power Generation by hAckz0r · · Score: 1
  90. Junk. Seriously. by DynaSoar · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's aluminum. Take a six pack and some wrenches and take out your frustrations on it one afternoon. Then take it to the scrap yard and sell it. Aluminum has been going for $0.80 to $1.00 per pound the past year. Make sure it's "clean" with no ferrous metal still connected or you'll get maybe half that. While you're at it, take out the pipe it's set on and sell that too. Not much per pound, but lots of pounds. And then cover the hole over. And buy something nice with the money. And bring me some. You never take me anywhere anymore.

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  91. does not compute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "interesting" "TV feeds"

    That's your problem, right there.

  92. Archimedes death ray by SneakyMishkin · · Score: 1

    I didn't see thid idea posted yet and I am a little surprised. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I3e_NkXNC0 Fill it with mirrors and make a death ray.

  93. Fill it with 4 tons of hummus, of course by zanderz · · Score: 1

    like they did earlier this year in Abu Gosh, Israel: http://community.guinnessworldrecords.com/_The-largest-serving-of-hummus/blog/1713298/7691.html They used a satellite dish to hold it all for the world record attempt.

  94. parabolic mirror by curtix7 · · Score: 1
  95. Mirror coat it by EriktheGreen · · Score: 1

    Get ahold of a few hundred small frameless hand mirrors, and epoxy putty them to the inside of the dish so they reflect on a mirror size target in the center.

    You can either place a Stirling engine's hot section in the center or use it to solar cook just about anything, or even put another mirror there to reflect the light somewhere else where you lens it onto a high efficiency solar panel.

    Power and heat, cheap.

  96. re dish by freddieb · · Score: 1

    Google for c band satellite tv. You will find several sources of equipment and programming. I am not sure if there is free programming. There probably is. Commercial users (cable companies and networks) us this band.

  97. Big Ugly Dish (BUD) Programing // USE IT by pdp1144 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was paying $100.00 USD per YEAR for BUD satellite programing. I was getting around 3,000 digital channels. I didn't sign up for any of the move channels.

    1. Re:Big Ugly Dish (BUD) Programing // USE IT by JustOK · · Score: 1

      but did you ever get a first post?

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  98. 1. Build a 95GHz transmitter. by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

    2. Find some neighbors' kids that need to be actively denied.

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    How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
  99. Can you help me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have a whole planet with vast resources and a global interweb full of most of human knowledge. Is there anything I can do with it?

  100. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Up here in Michigan we throw rocks or poke at cornered wolverines.

    No, the animal.. not the panzy college students... they just whine in the alleyway when you do that to them... No fun at all.

    GO SPARTIANS!

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  101. Gazebo by mauriceh · · Score: 1
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  102. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by jxs2151 · · Score: 1

    We used to do this with car hoods flipped over.

  103. FTA & Wildfeeds by Isao · · Score: 1

    Free-To-Air (FTA) feeds and Wildfeeds are plentiful. Do some reading on http://www.satforums.com/ see if you can steer the dish, and if it's possible to enable it for Ku as well a C band (I'm guessing it's C because of the size). You can often refit a C band mesh dish to work on Ku by laying metal window screening on the surface of the reflector. Then you have to mount a KU feed at the focal point, usually offset next to the C feedhorn. Great site to find out what you can view FTA from your location: Lyngsat, for the central US try this page. To see if you can view a satellite from your location there are simple calculators on Lyngsat.

  104. Solar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If its parabolic, it sounds like the perfect start to a solar project of some sort. Just find a way to coat the dish with something reflective. (mylar? mirrors?) A little tracking SW and you could get your hot water for free.

  105. Get a few hundred avocados by BrewDad · · Score: 1

    Guacamole time!

  106. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  107. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

    GO SPARTIANS!

    Your alma mater must be so proud. :-P

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  108. Frisbee by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Obviously, the only real use for this is to play frisbee using giant robots.

    Now someone make me a giant robot already.

  109. Re:First by DuoDreamer · · Score: 1

    It's not the size of your dish, its what you stick it in... er, point it at.

  110. Solar BBQ (Solar Oven) by plcurechax · · Score: 1

    If you get tired of listen for radio waves, and looking for "wild feed" TV signals, then I'd suggest you go green and use it as a (parabolic) solar oven to cook with.

    There are plenty of plans and ideas online for you to try. Some easy metal work, and food cooked for free as a reward, what more can any guy ask for?

  111. Harness the POWER of the SUN!!! by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

    Make it shiny and you've got one hell of an energy collector.
      Solar Cooker
      Solar Furnace
      Solar Destruction

  112. I'm thinking - Tiki Bar! by abarrow · · Score: 1

    In my last gig in Africa we took old dishes, mounted them inverted on a pole, covered them with grass and made them in to tiki bars!

    I think that would qualify as "fun".

  113. Re:World's flattest ... by Kvasio · · Score: 1

    .. jacuzzi.

    (as your eagle might get wet, this will do as bird bath as well)

  114. Digital FTA is Alive and Well by Junior+Samples · · Score: 1

    It's a great hobby. I have both a 10' and 12' CBand dishes along with a Primestar KU dish installed in my back yard.

    Here's a list of free programming available on C band: http://www.global-cm.net/MPEGlistCBandUS.html

    $150 to $450 in equipment should get you running. You'll need a digital DVB-S/S2 receiver and a compatible LNBF. You will also need some means of aiming the dish. It could be a hand crank or a linear actuator with an appropriate controller.

    I like the AZBox line of digital receivers http://azbox.com/. These are Hi Definition receivers that support the latest DVB-S2 transmission standards and are one of the few receivers that will decode 4:2:2 video used by some of the networks. The Ultra, Elite, and Premium models will allow you to connect a hard drive for program recording.

    There's also lots of older used equipment available from ebay. The older equipment will probably not support DVB-S2 transmissions.

  115. base for largest subwoofer by Kvasio · · Score: 1

    and top the achievement of mythbusters

  116. Cantenna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could try using a lot of power and making a big WiFi director. If you mount the regular Pringles Cantenna at the appropriate point then the dish acts as a collector.

  117. Use it to read Slashdot more often? by SunSpot505 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because this question has been asked numerous times. Most recently: http://tech.slashdot.org/story/08/07/15/1953254/Alternative-Uses-For-an-Old-Satellite-Dish

  118. Christmas Vacation by duanes1967 · · Score: 1

    Dude ! - grease the back side and hit the slopes.... this is a five man (or 10 kid) snow disc! Or, you could tie a rope on it and drag it behind a 4x4 truck in a field (aka...Kansas Ski Slope) - works with or without snow !

  119. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

    Dishes of that size are not as convex as they are concave. Most have a hefty framework on the backside to allow mounting that would prevent use as a sled.

    You might find some that use a bolt-on mounting framework, but most that I've seen are integral.

    I apologize for urinating on your morning nutrition.

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    "Lame" - Galaxar
  120. Use it for assertiveness by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 2, Funny

    Use it for assertiveness. Carry it around and when some idiot starts nagging you, throw it onto him/her, cause a mini-eclipse and speak the utterly cool words "Talk to the dish 'cause the universe ain't listenin'." Wiggle your head and impress your buddies.

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
  121. Make a light sharpner!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish01.shtml

    Nathan

  122. Re:wish he wasn't drunk by SunSpot505 · · Score: 1

    New Slashdot headline: Drunken man shoots Ask Slashdot subby's 10m satellite with his .45 in ./ data center headline duel.

  123. In the past... by ScottFree2600 · · Score: 1

    I live in a very rural area in the Southern California high desert not far from Nevada (Look! There goes Art Bell!) and used to have a C Band dish. After I first moved here (1990 or so) you could tune a few transponders in with a video receiver that had Frequency Division Multiplex (FDM) on them. This is just a fancy way of saying "many little SSB carriers". Connecting a radio that receives short wave to the sat receiver allowed you to listen to phone calls from Alaska and Hawaii. You'd change channels by simply tuning the radio between channels. You'd only hear one side of the conversation but it was kind of interesting at the time. I 'm pretty sure that's all gone now that those places actually have been connected via fiber. (Look! UFO's!) TV was just going scrambled but there were a few things "still in the clear". I suspect that that's still the case. There's also FTA "Free to Air" digital TV or DVB. Consider setting up a couple of long wire antennas, one "North -South" another "East - West". The absence of noise allows you to receive some interesting things on SW.

  124. NOAAport for weather data by stoat · · Score: 1

    If you have an interest in weather it's fairly easy and cheap to start receiving NOAAport broadcasts (which include model data, satellite imagery, radar data, surface observations, etc). Most of the data is going to be overkill if you aren't a meteorologist though. http://www.geo-web.org.uk/noaaport.pdf

  125. Do what Red Green does by DrFrasierCrane · · Score: 1

    With a little duct tape, you turn it into a HUGE stir-fry. I'd suggest using vegetable oil instead of motor oil, though.

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  126. you cant watch english al jazzera on dish network! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if its a mesh dish depending on the mesh size it may be a very poor dish to use for dvb on the other hand if its an andrews dish solid spun aluminum its a great find for feed hunting and will work for c band and ku band transmissions just fine lyngesat.com and satcodx.com for info of whats upthere

  127. Slide? by Chruisan · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid, we used our neighbor's dish as a really cool slide. It was propped up against a tree, and we would try to climb up to the top to slide down. I'm sure I ripped up a couple of pairs of corduroys on it. Might not be as fun as an adult now, but still cool.

  128. Duck Pond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We had one of these on our property and turned it into a duck pond. Okay, not exactly geeky, and it requires it to be a solid dish, not mesh, but ducks are still pretty cool.

    http://tinyurl.com/waddlewaddle

  129. Hot Tub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have just got yourself a big new hot tub. Congrats!

    Unless its one made of mesh, then its just a hammock I guess.

  130. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by ragutis · · Score: 1

    Three words
    College cafeteria trays

  131. Go ahead and laugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as the OP removes his hat to reveal...the nerdy Jonah Hex! ...from Origins of the so-called So-so-superheroes

  132. An at home by geekoid · · Score: 1

    solar dish. Put a Stirling engine at the focal point. Cover the dish in Mylar.

    http://www.reuk.co.uk/Stirling-Engine-Solar-Power.htm

    You could also use it to hold guacamole dip.

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  133. NOAAPort receiver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use it as a NOAAPort receiver: http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/marine/noaaport.htm

  134. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

    5 - Interesting ?

    Are you all mad. It's a joke ! If you did that for real you'd crash into random objects as it'd be completely uncontrollable.

    I'm sorry, but your post just made it sound even more fun!

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    They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
  135. Clod by BenBenBen · · Score: 1

    1) Invert said dish 2) Place on head 3) Insert hands into opposing arms' sleeve 4) Stick out front teeth

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  136. Re:wish he wasn't drunk by yabos · · Score: 1

    Are you sure you're not the one who's drunk?

  137. Had one of these... by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    The equipment to make it work is hard to find and most of the channels are encrypted now. They have a cable-card based decoding system. Even at that, it's a pain in the butt.

    Mine broke into 8 triangular sections. Although it would never have worked for skiing (it is a mesh material that would have just acted like a sieve until it filled with snow), I always though it would be interesting to take the sections apart and make a bunch of sculptures--ladybugs perhaps (they are approximately wing-shaped sections).

    Barring something artistic, I'd arrange to sell it for scrap metal.

  138. Solar cooking by sbjornda · · Score: 1
    Solar cooking, maybe? See examples at http://solarcooking.wikia.com/wiki/Manufacturers_and_vendors.

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  139. Perhaps I'm late to this party by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    But the SETI League has a use for it.

  140. Are we missing the obvious? by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    It's like a tinfoil hat for your whole family. Duh.

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    Chewbacon
    The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
  141. Big Ass Strobe Light by Almonday · · Score: 1

    Cover it in foil and mount a strobe to the receiver....result: Big Ass Strobe Light. :-)

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    Posterity, my posterior.
  142. Radio Telescope by PPH · · Score: 1

    If you aren't interested, contact your local astronomy club and see if they can find a home for it.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  143. I can't believe no one thought of this... by kkohlbacher · · Score: 1

    Flip it over and climb underneath to prevent Major League Baseball from spying on you.

  144. Light Sharpener Facts by Cockerham · · Score: 1

    Getting a crapload of lightsharpener traffic from this thread. ;) Building the 12' mirrored Light Sharpener was pretty easy. Check craigslist for people dumping mirrors from their bathroom remodel and cut them into squares with a $3 glass cutter. Attach with liquid nails. I used about 850 4"x4" squares. Don't worry about the geometry of fitting them together like a puzzle, it works out fine. I didn't invest the time to make it track the sun because I just wanted to play with it, burning and melting stuff like I had seen with the Solar Death Ray. Aluminum foil heated stuff up, got wood to smoke but not flame. Mirrors ignited wood in 15 seconds or so. I dried a soaking wet shirt in 3 minutes, then it burst into flames. Jiffy Pop and the watermelon were my favorite. We were literally too scared to keep the coconut on there for more than 2 minutes. We knew we had a tropical bomb up there. Should have drilled a relief hole and watched the cocomilk steam shoot out of it! We tried to pump water past the focal point, but it takes a pretty powerful pump to get water 8 feet into the air, and if the water stalls, you get steam shooting out which you cannot turn off. I did not get ahold of a steam engine and I didn't try a Sterling engine, both of which require more engineering and money than the giant mirrored death ray. No one died.

    1. Re:Light Sharpener Facts by Moryath · · Score: 1

      Like I said - your mirrors are probably better than 90% reflective (maybe even above 99%). Aluminum foil is at best 55% reflective. Your testing shows the difference in power.

    2. Re:Light Sharpener Facts by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      We tried to pump water past the focal point, but it takes a pretty powerful pump to get water 8 feet into the air, and if the water stalls, you get steam shooting out which you cannot turn off.

      Convection.

      Use a water tank higher than the dish, with a low drain tube and a higher-connected hot water intake. Boiler needs hot water output tube near the top, and few dips to trap the flow (best to have no dips, so there can't be a steam vapor lock). Hot water intake to tank should be a manifold - vertical tube with tank connections at several heights - so there is always a connection below water level. Tank should have a pressure relief valve.

      If you can arrange flexible plumbing connections, consider having the boiler on a weighted lever so the boiler can only remain at the focal point when it is filled with water. Use a counterweight for this and not a spring, as a spring can fail.

  145. Heliostat by skelly33 · · Score: 1

    Forget TV. Make a solar collector, generate steam, and make a 1-3KW power plant out of it, then show all your neighbors how to do it too.

  146. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by haydensdaddy · · Score: 1

    Please please please tell me you were wearing pants while doing this... Happy place.. happy place.. happy place

  147. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    i have a crazy texan cousin-in-law that ran up against the same dilemma the christmas that they purchased a dish network rig. the ol ~10' dish's newfound uselessness was accompanied by a freak snow storm that dumped 1.5 foot of snow. apparently every farmer in texas has an old snowmobile somewhere in their possession. an old tractor seat (with improvised belt) got bolted to the inside of the dish and someone came up w/ 30' of rope for towing. we never were able to flip it over, but airborne? yes.

    I knew a guy who did this. He was riding in an inner tube behind 30 feet of rope when the person on the skimobile did a hard turn and misjudged clearances. Guy on the inner tube got whipped sideways and went through the side of a barn.

    He was very, very, very, very screwed-up.

    When you're on a snowmobile and you smash it into a tree, it's because you drove it there. When you're on an inner tube and someone else is driving the snowmobile, their less-than-great judgment isn't going to hurt them, it's going to hurt *you*, and as a result they might take more risks with your person than you would take.

    I'm not generally a safety-trumps-everything kind of dude -- I'm a bike racer, after all -- but I have to say that if you're going to try this particular sport, choose the person driving with a lot of care.

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  148. PBS by TheSync · · Score: 1

    Due to a freaky legal issue, PBS continues to provide a C-band ANALOG service, the "PBS Satellite Service" on SES Americom Satellite AMC 4, Transponder 16-C, horizontal polarity, at 101 degrees West longitude.

    PBS has satellite distribution to stations in the clear (again, odd legal reason) on C-band Digital DVB-S QPSK on AMC 1 at 103W and Ku-band digital DVB-S QPSK on AMC 21 @ 125W.

  149. Parabolic Mic by Dacotah · · Score: 1

    Mount a microphone at the focal point. Level the dish and see how far out you can pick up a conversation. Cheap, Simple, Fun. Parabolic

  150. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    GO SPARTIANS!

    No! I am SPARTANICUS!

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  151. sunshade/umbrella/pergola thingy by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

    one of my neighbors turned his 10' mesh dish into a sunshade over his outdoor fire pit.

  152. target pactice by naughty-timbo · · Score: 1

    at 1000 yds

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  153. Radio Telescope by Warshadow · · Score: 1

    http://www.setileague.org/ has loads of info on horns that can be built or bought.

  154. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

    I've always wanted to try that. Wax the hell out of the bottom and put three people in it as a giant saucer sled, maybe drag it behind a truck on a snowed-over rural road. That's a ball when you have a bunch of buddies on sleds tied to the back of a vehicle.

  155. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

    A neighbor of mine had the bolt-on kind. Four holes at the center and that was it. I never did go sledding on it, sadly, but the bottom could've used some waxing as it was rough fiberglass.

  156. Cell signal repeater? by Resident+Netizen · · Score: 1

    I also have some rural property- not so far from civilization that I can't use my cell phone in certain areas on it, though. For quite a while I've had the idea to build a repeater to boost signal strength- at least in one important locale.
    I have the first component- a WiEx zBoost repeater for the car (12V is important- no power at my ranch) and I have available several satellite TV dishes (the smaller, more recent variety- not the giant type described by the OP).

    The plan is to put the 'outside the car' antenna at the focus of a dish and point the dish at one of the mountains nearby from where I suspect my strongest signals are coming. The 'inside the car' antenna would be simply mounted to a sheet of steel- say an old baking pan. The dish would be on top of a shade structure while the pan would be on the ceiling of the structure (antenna on the underside, broadcasting to the people under the structure.
    I'm not a radio guy, but to my thinking, the two antennas wouldn't be able to cause any interference with each other in this configuration.
    The repeater would be mounted under cover somewhere and should be powered by a car battery, which in turn is charged by a small solar panel.
    Real low-buck concept here, but just some fiddling around with old parts so that cellphones would work better for myself and visitors to the ranch.

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  157. Long range Wi-Fi antenna? by moeinvt · · Score: 1
  158. Solar death ray with a very near focal point! by euxneks · · Score: 1

    Make it into a death ray! Add mirrors all along the inside and they will focus to a point where the collector is. :) http://hackaday.com/2005/03/23/solar-death-ray/ link in the article is dead but it has a picture :)

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  159. Lots of things by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    Aside from getting your Amateur radio license and using our satellites, there are plenty of things you could do with a 10' dish, given the correct feedhorn.

    1) Radio Astronomy
    2) C/Ka band video feeds (mostly encrypted now)
    3) Monitor commercial and US military satellites (some milsats have been taken over by central/south Americans as a free phone system).
    4) Get really good satellite weather maps directly from the birds
    5) ???
    6) Profit!

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  160. use it for directv by bemenaker · · Score: 1

    Mount your LNB's on it, and NEVER get rain fade

  161. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put a loudspeaker instead of the actual antenna, aim the dish at the nearest church and then randomly play back a recording like "Hello puny humans, this is God, please disregard my previous messages and sorry for the inconveniences".

  162. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by fhuglegads · · Score: 1

    These work great on front wheel drive cars.

    A) Drive the car so it has one under each rear tire. B) Engage the parking break. C) Drive. D) Turn sharply and floor it. E) Bring back your mom's car

    I used A-E to keep that Underwear Gnome Lawyer off my arse.

  163. Anal Probe? by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 1

    You have a 10' satellite dish? The first thing that comes to mind is a 1/8th scale Eric Cartman.

  164. You can use it for TV if you want... by genfail · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's been awhile since I've worked in satellite communications but you can use it to pick up free Satellite TV.

    Most satellites that broadcast TV have a few stations broadcasting in the clear i.e no encryption but you need a few things. A basic guide for sat TV here http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/satellite-tv.htm needs to be read. You will need an LMB (Low Noise Block) to filter out background noise. It's my understanding that mos satellite receivers now days already come with LMBs built in these days so check specs. The predominately used receiver is most likely a Scientific Atlanta DSR. Some of transponders still broadcast on VCII but I doubt you'll find much in North America. With Digital satellite TV you can fit 12 channels on a signal transponder while analog it's one transponder one channel. You'll probably be using analog signal to start with since it's just easier.

    Now you need a list of satellites for North America (or wherever you're from) can be found here http://www.lyngsat.com/ which has a complete listing would over. They will also detail type of feed channels and transponders of the satellites as well as type of encryption encoding etc. Again check specs on potential receivers.

    Next you need to point it at a bird. 5 seconds on Google gave me this guide. http://searchwarp.com/swa40134.htm one thing we used to do is look up a channel broadcasting in the clear on the satellite we were aiming at on the Lyngsat site and then tune the satellite receiver to that transponder, channel and polarity so we could see how close we were getting to it by looking at clairty of signal on a TV.

    In other words it's a big pain in the ass. You are probably better off using it as a bird feeder.

  165. Steam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For instance, by using an ordinary air-powered die grinder and run it on the steam instead. You can do a lot with 20 thousand RPM's that way."

    It's clear that you haven't been around live steam before, because all the exhaust from your die grinder would SCALD YOU!

    FAIL

  166. Redneck Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Add a beat up pickup truck, 100 feet of rope, a long dirt road, and 5 drunk buddies and you could have a lot of fun with it! Be sure to capture the excitement on video though because you could also earn $10,000 or more.

  167. Here's what I would do by HertzaHaeon · · Score: 1

    I would put wheels on that mofo and ride it back to civilization.

  168. wlan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what about a wireless lan antenna?

  169. Make a parabolic mic by Ice+Uck · · Score: 1

    If the dish is parabolic, you can put a microphone at the focus and have yourself a womdiginously-huge parabolic microphone. Good for hearing an ant sneeze over half a mile away.

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  170. Protest! by Polo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Protest HBO's rates by interfering with their signal!

    $12.95/MONTH? NO WAY !

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._MacDougall

  171. That Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The feedhorn was at the focal point when the dish was pointed at a satellite, but beause the sun appears to slowly move across the sky, the focal point of reflected sunlight is constantly moving. It is easier to move the target than to move the dish, so that is what I did.

  172. A different kind of receiver. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    If you have given your dish a reflective surface, in addition to using it to receive audio directly there is an interesting way to do it indirectly.

    At the focus, right next to (or in place of) your microphone, install a light-sensitive device. Depending on the range it will be used at, and the amount of light available, sometimes this can even be a relatively insensitive device like a photoresistor. But you will usually get better results with something like a photodiode or a simple silicon solar cell.

    Connect this to an audio amplifier. (It must be an amp suitable for the type of device. For example: photoresistors and photodiodes essentially change resistance, while a solar cell generates a voltage.)

    Aim the dish at the window of a nearby house. Voices and sounds inside the house will vibrate the window, modulating the reflected light. You should be able to hear what is going on inside the house.

    This is a variation on the scheme the Russians used on President Nixon. They had presented him with a large brass reproduction of the Presidential Seal as a gift. Nixon hung it in the Oval Office. The mount or frame of the seal was several inches thick, creating a hollow space behind. The Russians had rented some space in a building up the hill. They aimed microwaves at the window of the Oval Office. When Nixon spoke, it vibrated the thin metal of the seal, modulating the microwaves. Catching the reflected waves in a dish, all they had to do was hook up an audio amplifier to hear what was spoken in the Oval Office. Pretty clever, those Russians. But they did get caught eventually. I am not sure how. Someone probably detected the microwaves.

    There are infrared laser versions of this device available, which don't use a big dish, but they cost about $3000 and they aren't usually sold to "civilians". But you can use a low-power infrared laser at night for your light source, or even just a focused array of infrared LEDs.

    As long as the reflected light is bright enough (and that need not be very bright, considering you have a 10' dish), you should be able to listen to windows a mile away or more.

  173. welcome our spider overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our spider overlords

  174. light sharpener by Timothy+Chu · · Score: 1

    Http://cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish01.shtml
    Play "will it melt" with your friends.

  175. Giant parabolic reflective dish of hot death by randombilly · · Score: 1

    Coat the inside of the dish with something highly reflective, they make a sticky-back mirror-surface film, find the focal length, and you can smelt your own iron!! Or what ever else people with large parabolic mirrors do.

  176. dish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ever heard of c band

  177. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by fractoid · · Score: 1

    1. Remove dish from roof or back yard or whatever for this winter
    2. Find ski hill
    3. Group Downhill Saucer

    You might even get airborne, in which case you have a real flying saucer. At the very least, it would scare the crap out of the snow-boarders.

    My suggestion was gonna be:

    1. Cover interior of the dish with highly reflective stuff.
    2. Point dish at sun
    3. Burn and melt things! :D

    I like yours too though!

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  178. SETI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could always help search for E.T.!

    "The SETI League, Inc., pioneers in the use of backyard satellite TV dishes for SETI research, has since 1999 been hard at work on a new kind of radio telescope -- Array2k -- which will combine a multitude standard satellite TV antennas into a single powerful radio telescope, at a fraction of the cost of a single giant dish such as those at Green Bank and Jodrell Bank."

    http://www.setileague.org/

  179. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    look for FTA or free to air satellite

  180. make sure you watch this movie first by vaporland · · Score: 1
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  181. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by anagama · · Score: 1

    If sledding won't work out, throw on some sides for a coracle and then take it floating downriver.

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  182. He means a satellite receiver like Coolsat by beachdog · · Score: 1

    What you have is the dish antenna that is part of a C band satellite TV receiver system.

    First thing, I urge you to get in touch with the sellers or landlords and ask: "Do you have the old satellite receiver and LNA (low noise amplifier) that were used with the dish antenna?" The receiver and the LNA don't have much use for any other purpose and you can have a lot of fun if you get the equipment back from who ever may have it.

    Satellite TV systems come in two flavours. The older system that uses the large 3 meter dish is called C band. The newer system is called Ku band and it uses a 18" dish. If your dish is fixed, then it is aimed at one satellite. Some dishes can tune in 2 satellites because they have 2 LNA units attached to the dish and the LNAs are at the two foci formed by two satellites that orbit overhead at intervals a few angular degrees apart.

    My satellite receiver system is a "free to air" system that uses a motorized 18" dish. I can only tune in Ku or K band transmissions. Your big dish can tune in C band satellites. C band is a lower frequency transmission and a large dish is required because the satellites have an interesting bunch of technical problems related to bandwidth, noise and available electrical power in space.

    My setup is a Coolsat 1000 Satellite receiver. It sits on the Cable TV wire, it produces a signal on Tv channel 3 when it is in use. From the receiver up to the roof is a single cable TV coax cable. DC power and a tuning signal is sent up the Coax to the Low noise amplifier. The LNA amplifies and mixes the tuning signal and the satellite signal. The result is down the cable comes the satellite TV signal at some standard frequency. If you have a motor drive, the same coax can carry control signals to the dish motor. On a Coolsat receiver you have to set the receiver with "Lnb power on" and "Lnb type Universal" and "LNB frequency 9.750/10.750" to cause the power to be sent and the conversion signal to be sent.

    I knocked on the door of a fellow with a C-band system and the owner says he uses it all the time and no the system is not for sale. (I asked).

    Getting my Satellite dish aimed at the right place in the sky took a bit of work. I used the book Positional Astronomy and Astro-Navigation Made Easy by H.R. Mills.

    Then I made a satellite finder with a 14" wide sheet of foam board. I drew a 12" arc, 180 degrees (a half circle) with a base line or diameter, I put a 1" high screw at the center of the arc. The 90 degree perpendicular on the foam board I label as 122.5 degrees West, which is my longitude found from a map. Using lyngsat.com for satellite sky longitudes, I compute then plot angles on the foam board, keeping in mind that the 90 degree perpendicular on the foam board points to the 122.5 degree point in the sky. I mount the foam board on a photo tripod. With a compass and an inclinometer you go outside. The diameter of your half circle goes due north and south. The arc lays facing south. You tilt the foam board up until the board is inclined at 90 degrees minus your latitude. I live at 37.5 degrees so the tilt angle is 90 - 37.5. When you sight over the 1" screw head, and right over the arc of the foam board, you are pretty nearly looking at the ecliptic path of ~22,500 mile distant satellites from a ~6,500 km radius earth. The 1" screw head models the radius of the earth where you stand and the ~12" radius circle models the radius to the geosynchronous satellite orbital circle.

    On K-band, the free to air material is mostly culture and religious broadcasts. Several of the K band satellites are mostly pay tv. The only un-encrypted channel on one satellite is a message "Congratulations you have tuned into .... blah blah network." Check out Lyngsat.com for what is on C-band. I wish I could confirm what you can pick up on C-band.

  183. French fries by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

    Grab an old microwave oven, short circuit the door safety lock and put the oven in the focus of your parabolic dish.
    Slice some potatoes and put them into a microwave container located a mile away from the dish. Beam the dish towards the potatoes, check that no alive creature is crossing the beam, and then turn on power....

  184. Mirror tiles by dogzdik · · Score: 0

    Solar Concentrator. If it was 3 meters in diameter, then it's about 7Kw of heat energy to do stuff with.

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  185. phone home by nastyphil · · Score: 1

    ET phone home.

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  186. Burn stuff. by jnnnnn · · Score: 1

    Evaporate a thin layer of aluminium onto the surface and use it to burn things with the power of a million suns.

    As if there was any other choice.

  187. Re:C-Band programming by markhb · · Score: 1

    What's still out there for programming on C- (and maybe Ku-?) band? I know that way back when home dishes first started, you could get the network backhauls from LA-NY (see what Johnny and Ed were chatting about during the commercial breaks!) and other "not intended for general consumption' programming, but I believe most if not all of those were eventually scrambled. So, what's available on the big systems, and is there anything particularly cool that's not also available on the newer DBS providers (Dish, DirecTV)?

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  188. Re:C-Band programming by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    You can still get the networks and pay networks, the days of unencrypted backhauls stopped, what about 1986-90, so you bought a box and subscription.

    http://skyvision.com/programming/dsr410pack.html
    http://www.galaxy-marketing.com/satellite_list_satellite_directory_for_north_america_with_frequencies.htm

  189. Radio astronomy by NecroBones · · Score: 1

    Actually, a 3m dish would work well as a small radio telescope. A lot of hobbyists use them for SETI, in fact, since a small diameter dish has a wider field of view than larger dishes.

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  190. Re:C-Band programming by K8Fan · · Score: 1

    There are literally thousands of free to receive signals on C and Ku. You use a C/Ku receiver to move the dish and skew the LNBs. But you use splitters and DiSqe switches and take the signals from the C and Ku LNBs to a new DVB receiver.

    Each transponder that used to be dedicated to a single analog standard definition channel now carries dozens of standard definition or high definition MPEG compressed channels. And while some may be encrypted, many more are not. And that includes most sports "back hauls".

    One advantage is that these signals are the very best looking MPEG available. Because, in most cases, the HD MPEG signal is going to be decompressed to analog HD, have a logo stuck on it and be recompressed, it has to be very nigh quality to start with. An excellent OTA HD signal can be 19.2 Mb/sec, though usually limited to 12 Mb/sec so they can have a weather channel. On your local cable channel, it might be reduced to a 6 Mb/sec QAM signal. But the DVB signal may be as much as 35 Mb/sec!

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  191. small skate park by siriuskase · · Score: 1

    You could do aerials

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  192. Use it for Sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Place a microphone at the focal point and aim it at something distant, like birds or the house on the next farm. See how loud the chit chat can be from the neighbors a couple of miles away.

  193. Use it to make a kick-ass Solar Oven...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use it to make a kick-ass Solar Oven......

  194. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by nobodie · · Score: 1

    It has been a long term dream of mine to create a statue that includes a 3 meter dish with the back half of a VW beetle. You get the picture I am sure, I don't care who does it, I just have held that image in my heads for more than 30 years. You have the chance to create art! Kitsch art, but art.

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  195. Re:Contact/Fermi's Paradox by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

    One explanation I like for Fermi's paradox is the idea that making contact means giving technology, at least if that contact is any more than a hello and the leave again. Aliens carefully vet the species they come across for violent/sadistic/irrational tendencies and if such tendencies are found, avoid contact. In short they don't want to hand over interstellar travel and massive energy production technologies to anyone who might use them to cause harm. There are more than a few human scientists who wish(ed) they had taken this approach and burned their research. If you had technology that could destroy star systems which modern government would you give it to? It is a nice theory I think