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Australia Considering iPhone App Censorship

srjh writes "Having raised concerns about 'the classification of games playable on mobile telephones,' the Australian government has now 'put the wheels in motion to address this.' Under current Australian legislation, video games sold in the country must pay between $470 and $2040 to have the game classified, and due to the lack of an 18+ rating in Australia, if it is not found to be suitable for a 15-year-old, it is banned outright. This is the fate met by several recent titles, such as Left 4 Dead 2 and Fallout 3. Over 200,000 applications are available for the iPhone, many of them games, and developers have raised concerns about the prohibitive costs involved, with many announcing an intention to drop the Australian market altogether if the plan proceeds."

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  1. This comment not safe for 15-year-old by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fuck you, Australia

    1. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In more civilized nations, we have no problem with children using extreme language in extreme situations.

      the problem arises when the children think it's fun/cool to use that language everywhere.
      This is where parents should do something, not when government should.

      the same arguments could be used against most things censored.

    2. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by exomondo · · Score: 4, Informative

      As an Australian i'd like to redirect that slightly to 'Fuck you Australian Government'. I can't believe we have such idiots thinking that their 'filter' will censor the net...idiots that have no knowledge of P2P, Usenet, IRC, Anon Proxies, Tor, etc... Their focus has been on child porn and yes this may stop Joe Moron Pervert from going to childporn.com, but are the sorts of people interested in such material really that stupid anyway?

    3. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by slackarse · · Score: 1

      Seconded

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    4. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by exomondo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is where parents should do something, not when government should.

      Exactly! This is all about lazy parents trying to absolve themselves of the responsibility of raising children.

    5. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      That's how I tagged this article.

    6. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Morality and Intelligence are completely separate traits. Just look at history...

    7. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by migla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In more civilized nations, we have no problem with children using extreme language in extreme situations.

      the problem arises when the children think it's fun/cool to use that language everywhere.
      This is where parents should do something, not when government should.

      What is the problem with that? Sure it can be an annoyance, but I'm not sure it would qualify as a real "problem". If kids want to fit in under some circumstances, they won't use extreme language, if that is improper. If they don't care about fitting in, that's their business, isn't it?

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    8. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that people who look at child porn are intelligent? Seriously?

      Anyone who is that dumb and looks at child porn has already been caught, or will be within the week.

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    9. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no it isn't.
      there is an age requirement for that. under that age (usually around 16-21) it's the parent business to care about their children fitting into the society, because under that age it's considered that children could not take care for themselves

      said that, if you don't agree with laws please go forth and make them change. this is a democracy after all.

    10. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Assuming criminals are stupid is a great way to catch fewer criminals.

    11. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The irony being that Australian people care less about swearing that Americans do. Seriously, for the 'land of free speech', you sure do get a lot of frowns when you use a light smattering of non-directed swear words over there.

    12. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with child pornography. We have already totally debunked the governments claims that the filter is intended to block child pornography. Wikileaks even has one of the blacklists.

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    13. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by migla · · Score: 1

      But extreme language is not a question of legality, it's a question of manners. We would like kids to have manners mostly (we wouldn't like them to bow down to the next Hitler, though, but to tell him to go fuck himself). Point remaining: I don't think etreme language is that much of a problem. There might of course be an underlying problem of some anti social nature, but getting ones longjohns in a twist over the symptoms of foul language wouldn't be the correct approach any way, I think.

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    14. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      this is a democracy after all.

      Is it?

      I thought Apple was already censoring the App store.

      Though judging by their choice of censor, their level of hypocrisy will match that of our Australian politicians quite nicely.

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    15. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by AtomicDog1471 · · Score: 1

      >the problem arises when the children think it's fun/cool to use that language everywhere.

      What problem? If that's how they want to express themselves, let them. They're just words for gods sake...

    16. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by AtomicDog1471 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >if you don't agree with laws please go forth and make them change. this is a democracy after all.

      Aww, look. He actually thinks the system works! How quaint.

    17. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Agree, Migla. My recurring thought is -- who in the hell do they think they're protecting? I've never met a 10 year old who didn't use language that would make a sailor blush among their own.

      Given the choice of religious snapcase Tony Abbot or Gillard with that censorious Stephen Conroy, I can forecast the upcoming Australian election with complete confidence; everybody will be disappointed.

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    18. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by sthomas · · Score: 1

      No Left 4 Dead 2? When the zombie apocalypse comes, I expect Australia to be totally wiped out. It will serve them right, too!

    19. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You get the rating ... MA15+

      Sorry but Australians are much like Americans. We can swear at each other as much as we want. We can shoot each other in the face, but for the love of god don't show any tits.

    20. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by beav007 · · Score: 1

      We ended up getting an edited version of it. Woo.

      This just in: Australian Government stupid. News at 11...

    21. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by FreeUser · · Score: 1

      said that, if you don't agree with laws please go forth and make them change. this is a democracy after all.

      I would refer you to this profoundly insightful and informative George Carlin clip.

      "It's a big club, and you're not in it."

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    22. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an apple troll!
      how cute!

      how's going under you rock? is the family ok? I'm happy to see you getting along well with the internets. Please don't be shy and pay a visit to the digg folks too, I've heard they like a good flame now and then.

    23. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by exomondo · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with child pornography.

      It's the same bunch of idiots with the same moronic spiel.

    24. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Fuck you too buddy. We have two of the top 10 liveable cities in the world. The US of Nothing has Zero. Get your shit together and then take us on for how we run things.

    25. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor Aussies! No Fallout 3! Oh Well, most of your outback looks like a wasteland anyways...

    26. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by vlad30 · · Score: 1
      No F U Labor Party who proposes this internet censorship and other F Upped policies without any thought to consequences other than how much money can it raise. These guys think like **AA types (they really love getting on TV with artists supplied by labels) where 200,000 apps means they will get 200,000 applications for classification avg $1000 makes $200,0000,000 but when reality bites most apps will be removed from the market in AU resulting in very little for classification and less TAX revenue from profits earned mostly likely losing more than gained

      Your chance AU citizens is Saturday and vote them out and no green vote for the its only a proxy for the labor party The clue is that the greens are heavily funded by the unions and send all their preferences to Labor

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    27. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by tehcyder · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why isn't it about the government trying to help parents?

      It's much more logical and consistent for a parent to be able to say "you can't watch any 18 rated films" to a child rather than "well OK, you can watch this one because I've heard a good review of it and it has artistic merit, but you can't watch this other one because it's too violent/pornographic/sweary".

      Oh, I forgot, the fucking libertarians have taken over the asylum, so if it's done by the government it's necessarily evil.

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    28. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

      Sorry but did you even go to school? There's not a complete sentence nor a coherent thought in your comment.

    29. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I don't think you understand that there is no "18 related films" and none is being proposed.

      Why isn't it about the government trying to help parents?

      If it were about trying to help parents, there'd be a category for adults. Then the parent can choose age-appropriate titles and adults can still get the apps they want. There isn't a category for adults. That's why this is not about trying to help parents. This is about censoring adults in the name of helping parents. If you think helping parents is a good thing then this is a mockery of it, a smack in the face.

      Oh, I forgot, the fucking libertarians have taken over the asylum, so if it's done by the government it's necessarily evil.

      No real libertarian would support censoring adults. Especially not when having an adult category does not negate the usefulness of all the other categories. Adding an adult category would be cost-free in the sense that it wouldn't hinder any of the stated goals of this proposal. The omission of it is either institutionalized stupidity or a deliberate attempt to censor. Both can be called evil.

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    30. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      But most criminals are stupid. You're probably never going to catch the really clever ones, so you might as well at least crop the low hanging fruit to stop them having it too easy.

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    31. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Au contraire, the Australian Governmint is well on its way to alignment with the regional superpower and expects to remain in charge when China moves in to secure its raw material supplies. Its the only rational explanation for the utterly insane legislation that they have been introducing over recent years. Expect Chinese to be the official second language by year end.

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    32. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Sorry but Australians are much like Americans. We can swear at each other as much as we want. We can shoot each other in the face, but for the love of god don't show any tits.

      I don't recall any tits in Fallout 3, though there were many headshots and gory deaths as a result.

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    33. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a younger generation, I feel the older generations are too busy trying to tell us how to live and not busy enough living themselves. You had axe wielding murders in your generation so you have no right telling us how to avoid it in our generation. Just leave us the fuck to our business.

    34. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's much more logical and consistent for a parent to be able to say "you can't watch any 18 rated films" to a child rather than "well OK, you can watch this one because I've heard a good review of it and it has artistic merit, but you can't watch this other one because it's too violent/pornographic/sweary".

      I can see how it would be more consistent to base the content of a child's film diet exclusively on a ratings system, but it is hardly "more logical" to say that a ratings system should automatically and blindly trump a parent's individual assessment of the merits and vulgarity of particular films.

      Of course ratings systems are designed to help parents (and indeed everyone else) make quick choices about media when they don't have time to review it themselves. It is when the recommendations of ratings systems are centrally enforced by the government that the system becomes illogical, particularly when entire categories of media are banned from adult purchase because they... actually, I have no idea why they ban 18+ games outright in Australia. I cannot think of any sound reason.

      IMHO, it is the part of governments to provide free ratings advice when the population mandates it and the part of individuals (and corporations in the case of retailers and cinemas) to determine if and how to act upon such advice.

    35. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by exomondo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why isn't it about the government trying to help parents?

      It is! If we had an R18 rating that's exactly what it would do! Instead they absolve parents of their responsibility by just banning anything not suitable for a 15yo.

      It's much more logical and consistent for a parent to be able to say "you can't watch any 18 rated films" to a child rather than "well OK, you can watch this one because I've heard a good review of it and it has artistic merit, but you can't watch this other one because it's too violent/pornographic/sweary".

      Yes, which is why we want an R18 rating for games, but the government won't do that. That's exactly my point, they decide they will just wield the ban-hammer instead of having an R18 rating that parents would have to be aware of.

    36. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Asshole Australian, I’d rather live in a country with bad people than in a country with a bad government. Thank you.

    37. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by HungryHobo · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"

      the GP seems to have no idea what "
      Libertarian" actually means.

    38. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by anarche · · Score: 1

      Fuck you seppo!

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    39. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by bashibazouk · · Score: 1

      "What is happening to our young people? They disrespect their elders, they disobey their parents. They ignore the law. They riot in the streets inflamed with wild notions. Their morals are decaying. What is to become of them?" -Plato

      Not exactly a new problem...

    40. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      His spelling an grammar are poor but the general sentiment is perfectly valid.
      Having to pay to have your media rated benefits large industry over small, especially on the international market.

      You can say goodbye to any free iphone games in Australia because if you're not making any money then you're not going to pay to have it rated.
      You can say goodbye to almost everything that's made by a small company which isn't already getting great sales in Australia.

      Meanwhile the large media companies love this since they concentrate on a few big titles rather than lots of little ones so next to their advertising budgets this wouldn't even register and from their point of view all this is doing is killing off the free competition.

      Politicians do so love endorsements from celebrities and if they support what large media companies want then they have no problem getting big names to appear with them on chat shows.

    41. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by allometry · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when you have a bloated government; lack of respect for people's rights and responsibility. It's also about the people who cock-up elections, because they believe they have a say in your life.

      FUCK YOU!

      I'm not just sick and tired of hearing about this kind of crap; I'm discouraged and insulted by it. Government isn't evil, but our friends in government who believe they know better than the parents in charge are inherently taking away the freedom of parents to raise their own children.

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    42. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by logjon · · Score: 0

      That's enlightening, horrifying and depressing all at the same time.

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    43. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bullshit.

      The official ratings are meaningless to me. I don't care if my kid sees a topless girl, I don't see anything wrong with the human body. But I sure as hell don't want him filling his head with the most disgusting murders imaginable until he's old enough to handle it.

      Yet the ratings are very strict with anything related to nudity or sexuality but give a free pass to all sorts of violence.

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    44. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes, which is why we want an R18 rating for games, but the government won't do that. That's exactly my point, they decide they will just wield the ban-hammer instead of having an R18 rating that parents would have to be aware of.

      An R18 rating isn't a solution, but a means to introduce further censorship. The fact that there is always something 'worse' wouldn't be the point. Right now you have a rating of what T15? That IS your R18 rating. The problem is that your system encourages a level which is banned to everyone.

      So you increase the level to R18, what difference would that make. All it would do is give people justification for applying more censorship.

      "Well, it couldn't even make it into an R18 category, so it MUST be horrible stuff that should be banned"

      The problem isn't a lack of R18, the problem is that anything not meeting 'standards' is illegal.

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    45. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Fuck you seppo!

      Oh my, he used rhyming slang, whatever could he mean?

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    46. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

      iTunes does censor what is sold. Want citation?

      iTunes glitch censors song titles
      Apple's no-nipples policy means fashion mags are censoring their iPad editions
      iTunes Confuses 'Doo Wop' For Racial Slur, Censors Songs

      Who's the troll here? You I think. The parent had a valid point to this discussion. Apple does censor what is sold. Your just a pussy fanboy that doesn't want to admit it.

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    47. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They must have passed this law after some ruling in a Kangaroo Court!!!

      Ahhhhhh, I can still make myself laugh!!!!!!!!!

    48. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Personally, I spend time with my child and continue to get to know him as he changes. Then I find out what's in movies and games and make my own decisions based on the content. His mother and I get more permissive over time, of course. I find the ratings somewhat helpful, particularly when they explain what they're based on so I can decide accordingly.

      In other words, I like the game ratings in precisely the same way I like the nutrition information label on my food. I suppose that parents who don't want to pay attention to their kids might feel differently.

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    49. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They also give a free pass to religion. Religious texts are uncensored and do not have to be submitted for censorship. I don't want to have my child exposed to religion at a young impressionable age. I will leave that to him to decide when I think he is intellectually ready for it. I am personally offended by mixing young children and religion. While I do not agree with censorship this latest push for censorship from the Labor party makes me wonder where it will stop.

      I'm voting No1 Australian sex party. The two major parties are both shit house it's time to help someone else have a go. And at least when it all goes to hell I won't be to blame.

    50. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by MozzleyOne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe the idea of an R18+ rating is that everything which is now considered "Refused Classification" just becomes "R18+" ... i.e. it's a lower, not an upper, limit to content

      One effect of not having an R18+ rating means that there is immense pressure on the classification board to be very liberal with the 15+ rating, as companies spend millions of dollars making these games. This actually increases the chance of young kids seeing inappropriate content!

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    51. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Funny you should say this (about religion).
      We are nominally Christian. A friend who is much more religious than us urged us to read the Bible to our kids. Thinking it couldn't be a bad thing, we get a Bible and looked through it. HOLY S! I would *never* read these stories to my kids. They are full of the sickest violence and perversions imaginable. There's incest, rape, murder, revenge, and overall a very callous attitude towards extracting violent revenge and causing misery. We told our friend that if the cover didn't say 'Bible' on it she would never allow any of her kids to hear stories like this.

      We tried cleaning up a story. We took the story of 'Lot' and skipped over the part about the townspeople wanting to rape the angels staying with Lot. We skipped over the part about Lot offering to give his daughters to the townspeople to rape instead of the angels (a tempting offer, I'm sure, since Lot told them they were virgins). We skipped over the part where Lot's daughters got him drunk and had sex with their father so they could get pregnant (seriously WTF?! If you tried to make a movie of this without the name 'Lot' on it the religious right would freak). We only told that Lot left the city and his wife looked back and God turned her into a pillar of salt.

      My kids laughed and laughed at how stupid the story was and how mean and nasty God was in the story. They started playing 'I caught you peeking, ZAP I turn you into salt! HAHAHA! It turned into a game of Simon-Says where if you missed an instruction you got turned into salt.'

      Maybe I should show them the movie 'Saw' next, but I'll write 'Holy' on the cover to make it ok.

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    52. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>It's much more logical and consistent for a parent to be able to say "you can't watch any 18 rated films" to a child..... Oh, I forgot, the fucking libertarians have taken over the asylum, so if it's done by the government it's necessarily evil.
      >>>

      Please tell me this goofball is not serious. He's really arguing that libertarianism (freedom/liberty) is bad and authoritarian "we will censor things that might be dangerous for you" government is better??? Frakkin' a. I moved out of my parents house a long time ago. I don't need the politicians to step-in and replace them. I don't need to be censored from seeing games/movies/whatever.

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    53. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>>The problem isn't a lack of R18, the problem is that anything not meeting 'standards' is illegal.

      Good point. The government should not have the power to ban adults from buying items. The government is not your daddy or mommy. I used to think, "Well if America falls to tyranny, there's always the freedom-loving Aussieland," but apparently I was wrong. Australia is ruled by a tyranny of oligarchs that won't even let you play an adult game.

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    54. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      ...not all of the stories in the Bible are age-appropriate for all ages... Jews didn’t even let boys read the Song of Songs (a.k.a. Song of Solomon) until they were of a certain age.

      You can only protect kids from life for so long before they’ll find out on their own. They need to learn at some point, it might as well be you who teaches them about it, and it might as well be from the Bible.

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    55. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe the idea of an R18+ rating is that everything which is now considered "Refused Classification" just becomes "R18+" ... i.e. it's a lower, not an upper, limit to content

      I understand, but isn't it just easier to just get rid of the damned refused classification all together?

      Is there such a difference between someone 15+ and 18? Here is my worry:

      Right now you have HUGE support because Refused Classification is a HUGE category of things being literally banned.

      Let's say you cut that down to 18+ but add a few restrictions onto that, some rather nasty restrictions but less than what exists now.

      As a result they will have divided your group into people that were mostly pissed at the old system, but accepting of the new system. But still a large (but now smaller) group of people who are still royally pissed at the still existing censorship.

      The opposition has been reduced, and the politicians still get to censor. We know how these things generally operate, and once made 'taboo' things rarely come off the list. Especially when it requires a political vote to remove it from the list. It's easier to ignore it.

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    56. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      Why do I need to teach them about people who hand over their daughters for raping, and an immature vindictive God who metes out the most horrendous punishments for the slightest infractions? What is the value in teaching that? (Job is the best most faithful worshiper I have. I think I'll let the Devil destroy his wealth, kill his family, and cover his body with painful boils just to see what he does.)

      I think I will teach these things when they are ready to hear about all of the horrible things that people have done in the past, and in some barbaric places still do. These stories belong with stories about WWII, the Inquisition, stoning, holy wars, along with a background on historical context and Milgrim's experiments showing that people can and will do awful things in the wrong circumstance. Sounds like a light introduction in high school, with more detail in college would be appropriate.

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    57. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

      So how do you explain shows on public free-to-air television like Chances?
      I mean, This whole government censorship crap is stupid and retarded, I'l agree, and I understand very few (if any) informed Aussies want it, that it's just political positioning supported by those 'forced to vote' Aussies who don't bother to do more than scan the headlines and thing 'oh, stop child porn? Sure I'll vote for that' without bothering to learn a little more. Still, Aussies love tits, and have no problems showing them. Otherwise there'd be no more nude beaches in Australia, let alone near major cities.

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    58. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, it was spoken as if it were a response FROM a 15 year old.

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    59. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

      I'm Aussie, so please let me correct you on that.
      Dear Asshole Australian, I’d rather live in a country with bad city ratings and intelligent voters than in a country with a bad government. Thank you.
      That I can agree with, and unfortunately, the voters are in part at fault (and the other part is the forced vote, which means people vote without really wanting to/caring, and voters who don't care don't make informed votes).
      But, yeah, that particular Australian is a bit of an arse, and indicitave of the poor voters who got us into this mess to begin with.

      In short, please don't judge Aussies as a whole by the rotten apples, most of us are pretty nice laid back folk.

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    60. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why do I need to teach them about people who hand over their daughters for raping, and an immature vindictive God who metes out the most horrendous punishments for the slightest infractions?

      To protect them from Christianity.

      Sounds like a light introduction in high school, with more detail in college would be appropriate.

      You're going to wait until college to warn your kids about religion? You're going to be too late.

    61. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

      Fallout 3 was banned for the now-MedX being called Morphine.

      Bethesda's decision was to just change all real drug names to made-up ones and they got the lower rating.

    62. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      First you said you wouldn’t teach those stories; then you said you’d teach them when they’re ready. Isn’t that basically what I said?

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    63. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by interval1066 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been frequently surprised by the Australian Govs at time puritanical, at times "Big Brother" attitude with new technology and its social impact. I've spent time with Aussies in Japan, mostly meeting them at bars and they seemed to be quite good folk. Then I hear about this stuff and I have to ask "Are these really the same people?"

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    64. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by interval1066 · · Score: 1
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    65. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Nominally Christian, but you've never apparently even looked at a Bible before? Riiiiight.

    66. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      It says so on my birth certificate.

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    67. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by nasch · · Score: 1

      Nominally, meaning in name only.

    68. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Smarter people don't have that much trouble having a legal job to support themselves. However, there are really smart criminals, but they usually don't get caught either, because they bribe their friends in Congress to pass laws legalizing their behavior, or giving them big bailouts when their businesses fail.

    69. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is the iPhone we're talking about, right? What's the use of downloading apps from IRC if you can't install them?

    70. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Somehow I don't think you understand the basis of libertarianism - pro-government?

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    71. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Well of course it's a stupid story if you cut out half of it. What, you want a story about God's redemption of a sinful people without any mention of sin?

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    72. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Hashi+Lebwohl · · Score: 1

      There is SOME light at the end of the tunnel, though. If Labor manage to get re-elected, the Greens will hold the balance of power in the senate, and they are dead against the internet filter, and will stop it, I believe. I am not advocating a vote to Labor, I think both major parties suck - but at different policies. You are absolutely correct in that everybody will be disappointed after this election.

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    73. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Hashi+Lebwohl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please don't confuse us with our politicians - I have no idea where they come from, but it's certainly not the real world!

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    74. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by exomondo · · Score: 1

      This is the iPhone we're talking about, right? What's the use of downloading apps from IRC if you can't install them?

      Jailbreak? My point is that it's the same bunch of morons that proposed the internet filter that are now on another idiotic and unworkable campaign.

    75. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by exomondo · · Score: 2, Informative

      An R18 rating isn't a solution, but a means to introduce further censorship.

      Wrong, it means less censorship. Because anything above the M15 rating would not be just outright banned like it is now.

      The fact that there is always something 'worse' wouldn't be the point. Right now you have a rating of what T15? That IS your R18 rating.

      No it isn't, anything that would receive an R18 rating is refused classification and banned because M15 is the highest rating.

      So you increase the level to R18, what difference would that make. All it would do is give people justification for applying more censorship.

      No it would mean that actually have a category of material higher than M15 that would be legal and classified rather than just being deemed illegal.

    76. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      but are the sorts of people interested in such material really that stupid anyway?

      Many of them, yes. Why do you assume pedophiles are some higher intellectual class of criminal?

    77. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's pretty much what it means. I take it English is not your native language?

    78. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Wrong, R18 means less censorship. Because anything above the M15 rating would not be just outright banned like it is now.

      No instead they'd ban everything above R18. All you've done is move the age higher, but not stopped the government from banning adult material (like the Playboy Game) they deem inappropriate for 18 year olds.

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    79. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by exomondo · · Score: 1

      but are the sorts of people interested in such material really that stupid anyway?

      Many of them, yes. Why do you assume pedophiles are some higher intellectual class of criminal?

      I don't assume that, but not all criminals are complete dumbasses.

    80. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I've been frequently surprised by the Australian Govs at time puritanical, at times "Big Brother" attitude with new technology and its social impact. I've spent time with Aussies in Japan, mostly meeting them at bars and they seemed to be quite good folk. Then I hear about this stuff and I have to ask "Are these really the same people?"

      Are American Politicians the same as average Americans?

      BTW, I could say the same thing about Yank's I've met in Thailand. Great people but when I hear about the idiocy out of Washington I think the same thing. Best not to judge an entire people based on their politico's.

      In either case, nothing will happen about this. The government is still stuck in the 70's and is struggling to keep up with new technologies. Much like the filter, this will be debated, re-debated, tested, refuted and then forgotten about when the next government term begins. The sad thing is, I think Apple will bend over for ACMA (Australian Communications and Media Authority) without even so much as a fight. Google on the other hand has been opposed to the net filter from the very start so I doubt they'll get the same level of co-operation.

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    81. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Are American Politicians the same as average Americans?

      No. We do have a bit of "All politicians suck except MY representative"-itis, but Obama has seen to that. The latest polls are very bad, and a lot of incumbents are looking to get ousted this November. A little off topic; to your point I would say: "If you want to lose an election here start talking about censorship." To a greater or lesser degree (depends where in the country you are) censorship is one thing that is held to a higher degree than, Apparently, Australia. No politician here would run it up the flagpole with out ducking for some cover.

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    82. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by exomondo · · Score: 1

      No instead they'd ban everything above R18.

      So everything is suitable for the R18+ category that is now RC will be classified and available. Hence less banned material.

      All you've done is move the age higher, but not stopped the government from banning adult material (like the Playboy Game) they deem inappropriate for 18 year olds.

      Strictly speaking it's R18+, as in you must be at least 18. Currently the highest level of material available for classification is that which fits into the 15-18yo range, anything above 18 is RC.

    83. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by LuNa7ic · · Score: 1

      No. It's about a group of scaremongers, luddites and technophobes who refer to themselves as the Australian Christian Lobby, and their influence on 2-3 key members of our government.

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    84. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by mgblst · · Score: 1

      YOU are wrong, it is the real world in Australia. You go talk to the "aussie battlers", or most families with kids and a job. They want these protections on the internet. They want the government to arrest anyone who looks like a terrorist, or comes in on a boat. They don't care about liberties, as long as they get there foxtel and rugby.

    85. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by mjwx · · Score: 1

      No. We do have a bit of "All politicians suck except MY representative"-itis, but Obama has seen to that. The latest polls are very bad, and a lot of incumbents are looking to get ousted this November. A little off topic; to your point I would say: "If you want to lose an election here start talking about censorship." To a greater or lesser degree (depends where in the country you are) censorship is one thing that is held to a higher degree than, Apparently, Australia. No politician here would run it up the flagpole with out ducking for some cover.

      Politicians pander people using hot topics, no one really wants to say that "everything is going to be alright" because it doesn't create headlines and get their face in the news. Is it any different in the US?

      In Australia at the moment, the major two parties are bent on pandering to the religious minority as they believe they are the swing voters that will secure the election. I think this is going to cause a massive swing towards minor parties such as the Greens and backfire on the big two (Liberal and Labor).

      That and the entire article is based on a single comment from Stephen Conroy, minister for Fascism and laughing stock, He's kind of like our Sarah Palin or Ted Stevens but less well liked. As with any decision that is trivial and not popular it will be delayed and eventually forgotten about, the AU parties likes to practice "not rocking the boat" when in the middle of their terms and promise the world when election time comes up.

      Well we'll find out how this goes on Sunday Morning (Saturday for you).

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    86. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by MozzleyOne · · Score: 1

      I understand, but isn't it just easier to just get rid of the damned refused classification all together?

      Well ... that's exactly what I meant! If R18+ is a lower, not an upper, limit then by definition there can't be anything Refused Classification.

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    87. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by MBC1977 · · Score: 1

      Wow... it takes a lot to make me spit my drink at my screen (btw. you owe me a 22' monitor, j/k), LOL

      All joking aside though I totally agree with your interpretation. What gets me the most is the incredible vindictiveness over some of the more seemingly small infractions (such as suicide).
      I mean isn't bad enough the person has just killed themselves, now you want to punish them for all ETERNITY for it too?! That's just nuts. (I won't even touch Lot and his psycho daughters...)

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    88. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by TexNA55 · · Score: 1

      I'm voting No1 Australian sex party. The two major parties are both shit house it's time to help someone else have a go. And at least when it all goes to hell I won't be to blame.

      Good for you mate just a quick question- do you know who their preferences are going to? According to http://www.belowtheline.org.au/ (region QLD) and their preferences in order- Australian Sex Party, Secular Party Of Australia, Carers Alliance, Liberal Democrats, Australian Democrats, Senator On-Line, The Greens, Australian Labour Party.. I humbly thankyou on behalf of Gillard for your ALP preferential vote

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    89. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We skipped over the part about Lot offering to give his daughters to the townspeople to rape instead of the angels (a tempting offer, I'm sure, since Lot told them they were virgins). "

      There would only be two townspeople who'd benefit from that, though.... I'll get my coat.

    90. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      No I will be voting below the line and assigning preferences as pertain to my values and beliefs. One of the edits I will be making will be putting them just above family first party on the bottom of the ticket. I am familiar with that site and have used it's edit facility to customise my ticket.

    91. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well-said man.....you're a genius!!! Please can you post something like this also with reference to that other idiotic book, the Quran???

    92. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > well-said man.....you're a genius!!! Please can you post something like this also with reference to that other idiotic book, the Quran???

      Oh don't get me on a rant! I'm going to get hate-mail for this, but try googling for "Thighing" and come back here to discuss the Quran.

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    93. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      As an Australian i'd like to redirect that slightly to 'Fuck you Australian Government'.

      so now in Australia you have a self-elected goverment? wow ...

    94. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it should be, Fuck you, ALP. just don't let fucking ALP win this weekend.

    95. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by exomondo · · Score: 1

      As an Australian i'd like to redirect that slightly to 'Fuck you Australian Government'.

      so now in Australia you have a self-elected goverment? wow ...

      I think you misunderstand...I said I'm an Australian, not all the Australian people, or even the majority of Australian people.

    96. Re:This comment not safe for 15-year-old by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      I guess a hung parliament means I wasn't alone with my voting for none of the above. ;)

  2. Good grief! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What is with the Australians? This is just the latest in a long line of this sort of shit. Is this really what the average Australian wants? Surely the Assie public is not this stupid? They do elect their politicians, don't they?

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    1. Re:Good grief! by jessejackson100 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oh we elect them alright. The problem is neither of the major parties has a full set of policies that don't suck.

      - Vote Labour and there will be Internet Filtering for all!
      - Vote Liberal and we no longer get the promised high speed broadband network, because apparently 'wireless is the future'.

      EPIC FAIL either way...

    2. Re:Good grief! by exomondo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What is with the Australians? This is just the latest in a long line of this sort of shit. Is this really what the average Australian wants? Surely the Assie public is not this stupid? They do elect their politicians, don't they?

      Thank god we have an election coming up in the next couple of days and neither liberal nor labor are looking to be clear winners but it looks like the greens are most certainly going to dominate in the senate so these censorship bills are going to get a serious beatdown very soon! Hopefully we won't have to deal with any of this shit ever being implemented.

    3. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean what is it with South Australians?

      The lack of a R rating for games is because of one hold out state. For a new rating to be created all state AGs must agree.

      I don't think the nickname for Adelaide (The capital of South Australia), "The City of Churches" is a coincidence.

    4. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just one bad government, in their first term. Try not to blame the whole country lol.

    5. Re:Good grief! by donscarletti · · Score: 0

      Thank god we have an election coming up in the next couple of days and neither liberal nor labor are looking to be clear winners but it looks like the greens are most certainly going to dominate in the senate so these censorship bills are going to get a serious beatdown very soon! Hopefully we won't have to deal with any of this shit ever being implemented.

      Right, assuming by "Greens" you mean "Family First" and by "going to get a serious beatdown" you mean "actually be taken seriously and implemented". A clear win for either of the major parties is a blow to anything this stupid.

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    6. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is with the Australians? This is just the latest in a long line of this sort of shit. Is this really what the average Australian wants? Surely the Assie public is not this stupid? They do elect their politicians, don't they?

      It is a prison colony. You can't let criminals play with violent games as it might make them go out and commit crimes.

    7. Re:Good grief! by SJ2000 · · Score: 2, Funny
    8. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the problem with this. All its doing is requiring games sold on the iPhone store to be classified, the same as they do if you buy a physical box. I'm not sure why the title mentions censorship. I doubt Apple let games that would normally deserve an R rating onto their store anyway?

    9. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is this really what the average Australian wants?

      Of course not, and it's not what will actually happen either. There's a snowball's chance in hell that the government will form a new body to review hundreds of thousands of applications, and if they tried to lock out the app store altogether... they'd be booted at the next election. This is a publicity stunt that will lead to nothing. There are 2 parties in Australia . .. Liberal & Labour. Labour just ousted their leader, meaning that the new *female* leader (a first for Australia) is ahead in the polls, but standing on shaky ground ahead of the election in a few days time. The Labour party is rallying whatever votes they can and this is an ideal stunt in the "Think of the children" and "We'll catch those tax dodgers" veins to bring more people on board the party line. Note that TFA specifically calls for changes that require no legislation but enforcement was not discussed at the meeting of attorney generals ... translation "We aint doin nothin, but the media will pick up on our concern".

      It's an election stunt, slashdot has officially been trolled by the Australian government.

    10. Re:Good grief! by slackarse · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is not what the average Aussie wants. There was a petition that set the record http://bit.ly/aJuLUO in Australia for the most number of supporters, for anything, ever! There was also a public debate http://bit.ly/cts8kl showed 98.2% support for a higher rating from over 60,000 submissions.

      The current government may well be voted out this week, but the problem is, the state attorney generals decide classification guidelines http://www.ag.gov.au/www/agd/agd.nsf/Page/Classification_policy. And if only one of them has a personal vendetta http://www.news.com.au/technology/attorney-general-to-veto-r-rating-for-games/story-e6frfro0-1111115654451 against something it won't get through.

      Our hopes were raised when Michale Atkison, main detractor for a new rating, "retired" http://www.kotaku.com.au/2010/04/new-s-a-attorney-general-might-support-r18-might-not/ earlier this year. But all that seemed to do was delay decisions.

      If you'd like more information, please subscribe to the very informative r18 tag for Kotaku http://www.kotaku.com.au/tags/r18/.

      Disclaimer: I am in no way afilliated with any political party or news site. I just value my freedom, or what little we have left. http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23nocleanfeed

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    11. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each major party is a distinct kind of crazy which has the effect of cancelling each other out over time. Basically, every few years, we elect the other guys who clean up the mess left by the previous guys, and then introduce their own messes, which will get cleaned up later.

      It's called the "use-by date theory" of Australian politics, and it only fails when one of the major parties puts up a complete and utter moron, thus giving the public no choice but to vote for the other one. Mark Latham and Tony Abbott are the two most recent examples of this happening.

    12. Re:Good grief! by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      No. Just like the rest of the democratic world, we are allowed to choose which fox we want to let in the hen-house for the next term of office. They've spent the last couple of centuries creating a two-party system with a false dichotomy, so no matter who you vote for, nothing changes.

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    13. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem we have with the current party arrangement is that although many people hate the current Labor government's censorship agenda, both the Liberals (current opposition) and the Greens (minor party which will likely hold the balance of power in the senate) have indicated that they will team up to defeat such legislation in the upper house. This means that it is no longer an election issue, as Labor voters can rely on the probable Greens and Liberals Senate power to effectively oppose the censorship agenda.

    14. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also voted for Nick Xenophon. They're not perfect, but they're not all bad.

    15. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this is a major party policy!

    16. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What is with the Americans? PATRIOT, revocation of habeus corpus, free speech zones, a prison population 5-10 times that of *any* other western nation... even 2257? Is this really what the average American wants? Surely the Yank public is not this stupid? They do elect their politicians, don't they?

      Or we could go across the pond to where it's the House of Lords, of all things, that is standing up for human rights by beating down unprinicipled legislation submitted by the House of Commons.

      Yeah, it's all "those crazy people in Australia". No-one else has whackos. At least our major politicians don't have to mention God in every. damned. speech. Next time you see any quality of life measure, have a look to see which nation is usually nestled under the Scandanavian countries which top the list - it's not the US, nor the UK. But no, you go dwell happily in your caricature that we're weird and repressed.

    17. Re:Good grief! by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      The cost of seeking classification amounts to de facto censorship. Having to throw down upwards of $470 is not a trivial cost for small-scale developers. I'd imagine as well that there'll be delays in publishing.

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    18. Re:Good grief! by CrashandDie · · Score: 1

      I recently spent about 6 months in Australia, after having spent months in the US, a couple years in the UK, France, but also time in the Ukraine, Belgium, the Netherlands, and so on.

      By far, Australia has one of the most "nanny-state" governments around. Maybe I just visited at a wrong time, maybe the politicians were really trying to make an impression or something, but good grief. This being said, in my experience, what the politicians are trying to do doesn't really reflect the view of most medium-class Australians (don't know about the farmers in the outback).

      The fact is that most of Australia doesn't give a shit about these issues. The firewall? Well, that's hidden by the politicians behind the "save the children" argument. There is not a single discussion about the firewall on TV without the words "pedophile" or "underage pornography" being swung around left and right. So how does the public react? Well, first of all, I would say that "greater Australia" doesn't have the same relationship with the Internet as other westernised countries do. Yeah, it's a great tool, yeah, it's good infotainment, but I'd wager that most voters don't give a flying fuck whether there's a firewall that kinda limits their access or not -- after all, the government is telling them that being good citizens, they have nothing to fear, right?

      I'm guessing this is the same. The main news channels will spin the story by showing extreme gore graphics (or blurring them, which makes their point even stronger) on PC, regardless of the fact that the game is unavailable in Australia, or rated 18+. They'll b-line to illegal downloads, showing how potentially easy it is to download this stuff on the internet (re-enforcing the firewall argument), and probably barely talk about mobile games. I even remember a 8PM main news story where they showed a 12 year old kid purchasing a 18+ game in a shop.

      Actually thinking back to all this, I'd say that the government has been thinking about this a whole lot longer than just last week, and the media are helping them out great. There is no stronger censor in the western world than in Australia; I wouldn't be surprised if the Australian government also greatly encouraged specific news stories, months in advance, just to make people at large roughly aware of things, and then to the general public, it seems like the government is actually doing stuff that matters.

      Effectively, the government is attempting to bubblewrap anything that is sharper than a golf ball. At least, that's how I remember Oz.

    19. Re:Good grief! by deniable · · Score: 1

      It's an election stunt, slashdot has officially been trolled by the Australian government.

      I now understand Conroy. Nobody could be that stupid. I think my head's going to explode.

    20. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But no, you go dwell happily in your caricature that we're weird and repressed.

      At least I can buy games in the USA that are not limited to what is appropriate for a 15 year old.

    21. Re:Good grief! by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      What is with the Australians

      I suspect that, on average, Australia is a lot less prudish than (for example) the USA. Our national broadcaster's "Youth radio station" for example frequently plays songs with swear words in them, including "fuck", though I think "cunt" is still "out of bounds" despite some more recent attempts and discussion.

      As for why some parts of our government occasionally seem to get on their high horse, this song from last nights TV probably explains it best.

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    22. Re:Good grief! by Techman83 · · Score: 1

      There is a choice, don't vote for the major parties - Vote Green - No Filter and Support the NBN

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    23. Re:Good grief! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      What is with the Americans? PATRIOT, revocation of habeus corpus, free speech zones, a prison population 5-10 times that of *any* other western nation... even 2257? Is this really what the average American wants? Surely the Yank public is not this stupid? They do elect their politicians, don't they?

      Yeah, well... Umm... At least we have the most violent video games available without much real restrictions... Most Americans don't know how to say "habeus corpus", let alone what it means... But *BY GOD* we have Grand Theft Auto with fucking HOOKERS and MACHINE GUNS...

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    24. Re:Good grief! by timbo234 · · Score: 1

      Is this really what the average Australian wants? Surely the Assie public is not this stupid?

      No and no. The problem is that just like in any other western democracy internet issues tend to be more of a sideshow. People focus on the economy, healthcare and education. This allows fuckwit politicians to sneak in these laws once elected.

      Still, even though Labor's likely to win the election this week, there'll be a big swing to the Greens. Add that to the fact that the Liberals (conservatives) have said they'll vote against Internet censorship and it's likely that at least that bill will never be passed.

      I doubt this mobile phone censorship bullshit will go anywhere either - it's just not practical and is probably just something suggested by an idiot politician who can't operate a VCR.

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    25. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently the legislators can't imagine the desire for a person over 15 to play these games.

      They must think 'grown-ups' have better things to do.

    26. Re:Good grief! by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you missed the part about games being effectively banned completely if the state deems them inappropriate for a 15 year old

    27. Re:Good grief! by zblack_eagle · · Score: 1

      I grew up in and used to live in South Australia. Considering the "tough on crime" and other nanny-state approaches the state government has, I'd put it down to the government playing on various ignorant people within the population. Also they've had a Labor state government for a while because last time the Liberals were in they either severely neglected or privatized public services and property.

      I'm pretty sure there are many people there, and in fact in every state in Australia who are sick of the two major parties and would vote for someone else if they properly understood the electoral system. After all, in the second-to-last South Australian state election Nick Xenophon as an independent got enough votes for the senate to get himself and another senator elected. That's just the power of someone having a big enough name and reputation, unlike the people who get elected because they're behind the mask of a big name political party. Last election Xenophon stood for election for the federal senate and once again got in.

      Since then I've moved to Victoria, so on Saturday regardless of my other choices I'll be doing my part in voting below the line on the senate ballot to put Stephen Conroy last.

    28. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem with voting green though is that their preferences go to labour. Labour gets the balance of power. Greens don't have the number to get that.

    29. Re:Good grief! by zblack_eagle · · Score: 1

      No sane person votes for the Religion First party. The only reason they've ever had -one- senate seat was due to preferencing by Labor. I guess that could conceivably happen again with the Liberals preferencing them this election, but it was enough of a fluke in the 2004 election.

    30. Re:Good grief! by delinear · · Score: 1

      That only matters if you care whether Labour or Liberal get in. If, as GP suggested, they're equally bad choices then at least voting for someone else will register your ire at the main parties - sure the one who gets into power might not care this time around, but next time it might give the other party the prompting they need to adopt the policies that won your vote.

    31. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not for long though, an R18+ category is supposed to be introduced later this year.

    32. Re:Good grief! by jellyfrog · · Score: 1

      So you can vote below the line.

      That's actually an option, you know.

    33. Re:Good grief! by gizmonty · · Score: 1

      Yes, do this! Go to www.belowtheline.cc and get a pdf of your preferences made to take into the polling booth. It's easy - I've done it!

    34. Re:Good grief! by thegarbz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And fuck Australia in every other way. Ruin all international ties in the favour of saving a few whales etc.

      The greens are a great balance to have sitting there in the useless thing we call parliament, but you do NOT want them actually running the country.

    35. Re:Good grief! by delinear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a snowball's chance in hell that the government will form a new body to review hundreds of thousands of applications, and if they tried to lock out the app store altogether...

      Isn't that the point of the administration fee - to pay for someone else to review the app? As for them being kicked out if they tried to lock out the app store, well they're not suggesting anything they don't already do with traditional (and much bigger) game markets. If that's not sufficient to generate enough uproar to get the law overturned, what makes you think smart phone owners will have any more impact?

    36. Re:Good grief! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Religion first party? We're about to vote in a guy who in all honesty was about to start a career with the clergy before he decided to become the least liberal liberal leader this country has ever seen.

      I'm not sure what's worse, the Family First party or a prime minister who got up on national television and told everyone he believes girls should remain virgins till they get married. I mean putting aside the absurdity of this, it comes from a party who previously gave monetary bonuses to people who had kids. Now with the average marriage rate where it is he's suggesting a massive cut in breeding? Maybe that's the secret to his completely obscure immigration policy.

      Bah fuck this I'm emigrating to Canada. They even sell Bundy Rum there.

    37. Re:Good grief! by imakemusic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just don't show the hooker's tits!

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    38. Re:Good grief! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      There is a choice, don't vote for the major parties...

      Here in the USA, voting outside the Democratic Party by liberals bought George W. Bush four more years.

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    39. Re:Good grief! by exomondo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right, assuming by "Greens" you mean "Family First" and by "going to get a serious beatdown" you mean "actually be taken seriously and implemented". A clear win for either of the major parties is a blow to anything this stupid.

      No I mean the 'Greens' - as i have written - and 'beatdown' - again as i have written. Im not sure how you could misinterpret that, seemed pretty obvious based on the words i wrote and you quoted.

    40. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Family First and the Fred Niles group will be receive Liberal preferences in all states this time, so they will probably still get a seat.

    41. Re:Good grief! by HJED · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your link is broken, where you looking for this: http://www.belowtheline.org.au/?

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    42. Re:Good grief! by HJED · · Score: 1

      Luckily in Australia voting for a minor party is not "wasted vote" as you get a second choice and a third, etc.

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    43. Re:Good grief! by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It will do more than register ire. The greens are set to hold the balance of power in the senate so they will stop pretending to appease senator Fielding with an internet filter and start pretending to appease the greens.

      I confidently predict that after the election the never ending inquiry into internet filtering will rapidly be dropped in favour of a never ending inquiry into renewable energy.

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    44. Re:Good grief! by tdelaney · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At least I can watch free-to-air TV in Australia that is not limited to what is appropriate for a 12 year old. You can say "fuck" or show naked people (including nipples!) on FTA TV in Australia after 9:30pm. I'm pretty sure you could even get away with "cunt".

      All countries have some fucked up stuff. The US allows all kinds of violence on FTA TV, but not a hint of sex, swearing or (god forbid) blaspheming. Australia doesn't have an 18+ rating for computer games, and has a government that wants to introduce ubiquitous high-speed broadband (yay!) and a very broad (and technically useless) internet filter (boo!).

    45. Re:Good grief! by Zuriel · · Score: 1

      Is this really what the average Australian wants? Surely the Assie public is not this stupid? They do elect their politicians, don't they?

      Shit like this and the internet filter show up on tech news sites and they make me honestly embarrassed to be Australian.

      This is probably how Americans felt for the entire reign of George W. Bush.

      Out of the two big political parties, one want the National Broadband Network, fibre to the home and gigabit internet for all - and they also want the internet filter. The second party is the "640K (B/s) should be enough for anybody" brigade. We have ADSL1 in most areas, we're good for the next 20 years! HD video streaming is just a fad!

      Personally, I don't put a 1 next to my preferred party and work down, I do the lowest number first and work up. I don't actually want any of them in power, so I think in terms of who I'm voting *out*.

    46. Re:Good grief! by tdelaney · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, it's looking likely that the Greens will probably have enough seats in the Senate to hold the balance of power in their own right.

      If you want to vote for progressive parties in the Senate without the hassle of voting below the line, I strongly suggest thinking about voting for the Australian Sex Party. Their preferences flow through a variety of progressive parties (who are unlikely to achieve a quota) before going to the Greens and then Labor.

      Unlike many minor parties, the ASP don't seem to feel the need to have a policy on every issue. But I find that they don't have a policy I disagree with.

      http://www.sexparty.org.au/index.php
      http://www.sexparty.org.au/index.php/policies

      Remember - parties need to obtain 4% of the vote (I think) to get their deposit back - voting for a minor party can help them even if they don't get a seat.

    47. Re:Good grief! by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is with the Australians?

      Australia is a penal colony the British Empire shipped its worst troublemakers to - you know, the people who even the American Puritans refused to take. When a maximum security prison is run by the inmates, what do you expect - justice?

      Australian Government - By the Criminals, For the Criminals!

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    48. Re:Good grief! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I don't think the nickname for Adelaide (The capital of South Australia), "The City of Churches" is a coincidence.

      Many of their working age people are off in different states. They return to die, hence the thriving funeral industry.

    49. Re:Good grief! by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      a prime minister who got up on national television and told everyone he believes girls should remain virgins till they get married. I mean putting aside the absurdity of this, it comes from a party who previously gave monetary bonuses to people who had kids. Now with the average marriage rate where it is he's suggesting a massive cut in breeding?

      Are you really proposing girls getting pregnant out of casual sex as a way of sustaining Australia's population? I have got to say that this is one of the most callous and misogynistic things I have heard on Slashdot.

      Pregnancy is physically and emotionally stressful for a woman and requires support, preferably from the man who got her into that state. If you are not married to a woman, you better be damn sure you don't knock her up since it is going to be her, not you that suffers, especially if she is a younger woman who has not had much chance at independent life. It is a man's obligation to wear rubber every time and go to extra effort to make sure it doesn't slip or tear, even to the point of adapting your technique especially in withdrawing and stopping to change condom if it begins to slip. Also, you should roll, rather than stretch it it over the tip to avoid weakening the latex, even though it hurts like hell. It is especially a man's responsibility to use contraception if the woman asks him not to, because generally women only get excited enough to request that at the peak of their cycle where fertilisation is most common. Both pregnancy and abortion are tremendously stressful for a woman and most women will sacrifice their freedom in preference to an abortion anyway, it's probably wise, albeit slightly unrealistic for a woman to remain a virgin until she's got a husband to support her. And yes, I do mean legal marriage, for a woman to want to take on the commitment of having a child without a signed legal agreement in paper puts her into a pretty weak position. You wouldn't take on nine months of work without a legal contract, why should a woman?

      This really sounds like you wish to sacrifice a woman's youth and freedom for an increased amount of breeding, I have two sisters in Australia and I am so glad you are emigrating.

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    50. Re:Good grief! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      By far, Australia has one of the most "nanny-state" governments around.

      Sorry you had to watch our TV. I don't. Can you give me some specific examples to back up your assertion?

    51. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her body, her choice, (her responsibility)

    52. Re:Good grief! by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      With an election coming up, the Labor party is likely to win a second term, but is unlikely to win by a large margin. Since Labor is directing preferences to the greens (who will oppose the suggested legislation), Labor can safely curry favor with the sort of people who support censorship without the risk of having to follow through. All they have to do after the election is blame the Greens when they are unable to keep their promise.

      What's even better is that since most opponents of censorship are more likely to vote green that conservative, most of the votes which they lose because of the policy will flow right back to labor via green preferences.

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    53. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, you should roll, rather than stretch it it over the tip to avoid weakening the latex, even though it hurts like hell.

      It's not surposed to hurt. If you're trying to wear the teat of the condom, you're doing it wrong. Advice here.

    54. Re:Good grief! by prockcore · · Score: 1

      The fact that there are government game ratings at all. The US has game ratings through the ESRB, but they're not a government entity, and the ratings are just parental guidelines. It's not illegal for a 10 year old to play a game rated M, or see an R rated movie... and it's certainly not illegal for a game or a movie to forgo getting a rating at all.. in fact that's a selling point for a lot of DVDs.

    55. Re:Good grief! by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      So vote Green. Particularly in the Senate. Greens will support the NBN, but they will oppose the bloody filter. But what will the Libs do? Will they treat their current opposition to the filter as a non-core promise and drop us in the poo anyway?

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    56. Re:Good grief! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Nope. I'm just pointing out the irony of what he says. Kind of humorously too. YOU just happen to infer that I think unplanned pregnancy is positive from what I wrote, despite not saying anything of the sort.

      Unplanned pregnancy is not a desirable way forward for Australia at all. What it IS, is cold hard reality. There is an unfortunately significant number of teenage pregnancies.

      I also like the way you're talking about man's responsibility, obligation and sacrificing a woman's youth. Yet the other reality is that as much you probably don't want to hear it, it is the women's responsibility too. I take it you've never heard a 15 year old say "Oh no, we don't use those because it feels sooo much better naturally, and besides I'm on the pill."

      I hope you like wearing those rose coloured glasses.
      For the record I practice safe sex, and I am as keen on paying child support and ruining my relationship as my girlfriend is in having an unplanned pregnancy, which is to say not at all. Also I'm not emigrating. Evidently that sarcasm is lost on you. I'd be more concerned about if your sisters behave responsibly or prance around like sluts, rather than if I am or am not in the country.

      As a complete aside, what the heck are you doing with a condom that makes it "hurt like hell". I mean damn, if it hurts you're doing something wrong!

    57. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      open your eyes man! there isn't a straight road anywhere in a victorian urban area that isn't covered in speed bumps with a posted limit of 40 or less.

      our rules have rules, and our taxes have taxes on them. you can get in trouble for absolutely anything. our administration is insanely bloated, many laws have constraints that make little or no sense, and questioning a seemingly arbitrary restriction leads to "it is the way it is because the such-and-such act of 1956 states that it is the way it is". never mind that communication has changed since then, and papers don't really need (exactly) one month and one day to be lodged - the law says it so that's how it is.

      our road rules are stupid - you now are no longer able to make a u-turn on most roads, and the ones you can will be covered in no u turn, no left turn and no right turn signs. speed cameras give less tolerance than the manufacturers of speed gauges are required (3k/h tolerance for cops, but 10% tolerance for car makers... wtf?)

      even our public transport system now requires people (but does not force through good design, so there's the option of issuing fines for non-compliance) to track their movements by scanning on and off their unique card-key thing.

      everything that is bad for you is either taxed balls deep, or illegal. you can't be caught carrying spray-paint for example.

      gambling is hugely taxed, and as the taxes increased, problem gamblers weren't affected.

      alcohol is massively taxed, and yet we have huge problems with alcoholism that are "addressed" by increasing the tax.

      basically it's a nanny-state designed to turn huge profits.

      fuck australia.

      watch "demolition man" and see how far we've come.

    58. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "- Vote Labour and there will be Internet Filtering for all!"

      as it should be. wtf.

    59. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punctuation, kid. Punctuation.

    60. Re:Good grief! by causality · · Score: 1

      who are sick of the two major parties and would vote for someone else if they properly understood the electoral system.

      Anyone who doesn't understand their electoral system and refuses to learn how it works has no business voting.

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    61. Re:Good grief! by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      No, your preferences go wherever you damn well assign them.

      That you are too lazy to not follow a party's how-to card exactly, or too ignorant to know you don't change that.

    62. Re:Good grief! by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      That's because the US voting system is shit.

      There are systems which allow you to rank your choices, you put your dream party first, the party you wouldn't mind second etc.
      If your dream party doesn't get enough votes to get in then all the ballots go to their second choice, if they don't have enough to get in then on to the third, etc.

      it's a far far better system than the American lesser of 2 evils model.

      of course crappy politicians still get into power no matter what system.

    63. Re:Good grief! by Locomorto · · Score: 1

      I believe it is: http://belowtheline.cc/ Both sites are quite similar however

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    64. Re:Good grief! by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      I've got to say - elections throw up the funniest things.

      Take a look at us here in the UK, where there was a massive swing away from Labour (13 years in big-brother promoting and education ruining government) towards the middle ground (LibDems).

      Then the best possible outcome happened - no party won an overall majority so the LibDems and Conservatives had to become strange bedfellows for the first time in a century (I believe)...and things have gone from strength to strength since - demolishing the database state, introducing locally-responsible education policies and promises to be greener amongst other things.

      Basically, a coalition has worked so far despite our first-past-the-post parliamentary system being rigged against such a thing - its tempered the more extreme voices on both sides of government and left us with an intelligent middle-ground.

      Hope you guys are left with the same!

    65. Re:Good grief! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      And voting outside the Republican Party by conservatives bought Barak Obama four years.

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    66. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is with the Australians? This is just the latest in a long line of this sort of shit. Is this really what the average Australian wants? Surely the Assie public is not this stupid? They do elect their politicians, don't they?

      Thank god we have an election coming up in the next couple of days and neither liberal nor labor are looking to be clear winners but it looks like the greens are most certainly going to dominate in the senate so these censorship bills are going to get a serious beatdown very soon! Hopefully we won't have to deal with any of this shit ever being implemented.

      Ireland elected Greens on "Green" issues one of which was a refusal to go into government with party that they deemed unfit for government. "Green" issues were soon forgotten!

    67. Re:Good grief! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      To be fair, wireless IS the future.

      With the Labour party's high-speed broadband network, you'll have to pay monthly fees and take a bandwidth hit for the VPN connection you'll need to get past the government filters. I figure hardware is easy to change or replace, policies sure as hell aren't.

      Not an Australian and as Australia doesn't push their policies on other countries, I don't care that much. I'm just saying.

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    68. Re:Good grief! by blair1q · · Score: 1

      What is with the Australians? This is just the latest in a long line of this sort of shit.

      People seem to think Australians are all cool, like Crocodile Dundee and Kylie Minogue.

      Just remember where Rupert Murdoch came from.

    69. Re:Good grief! by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      You had to spend more than that buying a single machine to develop on for the iPhone.

    70. Re:Good grief! by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm American.

      We elect our politicians.

      We are most certainly fucking stupid if you base your judgement on our politicians.

      Please don't assume the people in a country are as stupid as those in power.

      I'll make plenty of stupid convict jokes about Austrailians just case it seems to annoy them so much, but I don't for an instant hold what their government does on this level against them. Its a little different if they allow their government to invade a country for oi .... oh fuck it, nevermind.

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    71. Re:Good grief! by ChiRaven · · Score: 1

      Remind me NOT to move to Australia when the USA becomes untenable because of repressive policies. Any suggestions about good places to go?

    72. Re:Good grief! by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

      True. However, Australians are legally required to vote, it's not a choice. That is why things are so messed up, because people who don't want to vote, but must vote anyway don't care enough to look into the issues beyone the surface "Stop child porn? I'll vote for that" Instead of realising how deep the policy goes, and how little it ends up having to do with kiddy porn, and how much it impacts everything else.
      The system for voting is good, sure, but that doesn't mean people who don't care enough to look at the policies and bother figuring out how to properly vote can abstain :/

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    73. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait -- you don't want to punish Labour for outrageous censorship, because Labour *promises* a new broadband network?? A promise against all that? I can't understand.

    74. Re:Good grief! by Samah · · Score: 1

      Australia is a penal colony the British Empire shipped its worst troublemakers to...

      Unless you live in South Australia. We're the only state that wasn't founded by the original settlers.

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    75. Re:Good grief! by mjwx · · Score: 1

      - Vote Labour and there will be Internet Filtering for all! - Vote Liberal and we no longer get the promised high speed broadband network, because apparently 'wireless is the future'.

      - Vote Green, the only party that has openly opposed the filter and has kept it out for the last three years. NBN yes, Filter No, so long as the greens hold the balance of power.

      Australians really need to get out of this "two party" mentality, vote green or independent.

      Also, if you've read Abbott's new broadband policy, not only does it put infrastructure development in full reverse, it backs the entire thing into Telstra HQ, further increasing their monopoly.

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    76. Re:Good grief! by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Vote for the Australian Sex Party in the Senate and have them veto the Internet Filter. Vote for Labour in the Lower House to get the NBN.

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    77. Re:Good grief! by mjwx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At least I can watch free-to-air TV in Australia that is not limited to what is appropriate for a 12 year old. You can say "fuck" or show naked people (including nipples!) on FTA TV in Australia after 9:30pm. I'm pretty sure you could even get away with "cunt".

      You can do that.

      Hell, you could even flash a nipple during the AFL grand final (largest sporting event in the nation) and not hear a single word of protest. Unlike during the superbowl.

      Have you ever watched Australian TV, compared to American TV where "gosh darn" is considered cursing, we have a much more restrictive interpretation, bugger, damn, god damn, bollocks ect.. are not considered swear words and you can even drop the F-bomb once or twice and avoid the M15+ rating.

      Compared to Australian TV, American TV is puritanical.

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    78. Re:Good grief! by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Vote greens, unless you are a complete and utter wanker.

      They support the NBN, and want to get rid of the filter.

    79. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a choice, don't vote for the major parties - Vote Green - No Filter and Support the NBN

      Under the Australian electoral system, you can't cast a valid vote without expressing a preference between the candidates for the two main parties.

    80. Re:Good grief! by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Seems that you a collection of non sequiturs there.

      1) The computer isn't necessarily purchased solely for coding.
      2) Buying a computer doesn't automatically mean that the purchaser has spare few hundred dollars lying around - in fact the opposite could be true.

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  3. regulatory capture by advocate_one · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a fine example of it as only the big boys can absorb the costs and this effectively closes the market on their smaller competitors.

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    1. Re:regulatory capture by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That $2040 classification cost is really cutting into your profits, eh? Really, $2040 will employ a single developer for two weeks or so. The only ones who can't absorb that cost are people doing work for free, and they don't need to worry about the ratings because they aren't selling stuff.

      No, this isn't regulatory capture by competitors, if you've been paying attention, Australia's been having problems with censorship for several years now. Somehow the religious faction has gotten a strong hold on parts of the government down there. Makes me wonder what kinds of things would be censored in America if the founding fathers hadn't been so wise as to write the first amendment.

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    2. Re:regulatory capture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it is. For many iPhone games that's likely more than the assets like graphics and audio cost.

      Add to that the fact that these small game apps have to be developed in a short time and quick succession and suddenly those 2k$ (per product no less) are a huge burden, relative to those AAA major games that take years to develop.

      Not to mention it's wasted money. You get NOTHING for it. You have to sell 1000s more of your apps just to compensate for another useless law.

      So yes, it is cutting into profits and keeps smaller developers off the market.

    3. Re:regulatory capture by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Yup, thank God they thought to write in that provision for Free Speech Cages.

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    4. Re:regulatory capture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only ones who can't absorb that cost are people doing work for free, and they don't need to worry about the ratings because they aren't selling stuff.

      Huh? The bottom rung of this fee is a days wage for my consulting gig or what I'd expect to earn for 2 weeks of my time spent developing an iPhone game. The 2040 AUD fee that you quote would cover months of (sparetime) development for me. At that, I may as well write web games and let censorous societies block them at their own expense ("Oh noes, another loophole").

      With this and the internet filter; I'd support a full trade embargo against Austrailia until the sane majority are able to remove (what I hear is a minority of) god-botherers from government.

    5. Re:regulatory capture by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      The only ones who can't absorb that cost are people doing work for free, and they don't need to worry about the ratings because they aren't selling stuff.

      So no hobbyist ever sold anything? What about someone just starting out in mobile game development, are they meant to save up the $2040 and just hope that they can recoup it on their first ever title? That would absolutely put me off.

    6. Re:regulatory capture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wonder what kinds of things would be censored in America if the founding fathers hadn't been so wise as to write the first amendment.

      Taking into consideration the variety of media which is censored in spite of the obvious prohibition against censorship in the 1st Amendment, I'd guess pretty much anything and everything that doesn't start with the phrase "And then God spoketh unto them..."

  4. From the people who find cartoons pornographic. by retech · · Score: 1

    So the aristocratic pompous short sighted pricks who used to run the penal colony have ancestors who set the laws still? You'd think for such a drunken cavalier society (no offense just my observations whenever I was there) that the gov't would either wise up or get tossed on it's collective ass.

  5. Election Time by CommanderEl · · Score: 1

    It's election time guys, have your say.
    This is rediculous.

    1. Re:Election Time by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      It's election time guys, have your say. This is rediculous.

      The idea that they would try this blue me away!

  6. Yet another reason not to get an IPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    With another phone system, I can download my own apps without needing them to be approved by either Apple or the Australian Government.

    If you want fast uncensored internet; Without having a clue as to what their policies are, I'd suggest voting Australin Sex Party this weekend.

    1. Re:Yet another reason not to get an IPhone by benbritten · · Score: 4, Informative

      This has nothing at all to do with Apple, it applies to any mobile app. So even if you have android, the developers who want to sell apps in Australia will have to pay to have their apps (well, games) rated.

    2. Re:Yet another reason not to get an IPhone by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Do you think they wouldn't do the same to the android marketplace or any other phone's app shop? I belive this would affect all of them otherwise there is no point.

    3. Re:Yet another reason not to get an IPhone by deniable · · Score: 1

      The only reason to mention Apple is that they're up for $25,000 for every unrated title they sold and they make a big deal of the number of games in the app store. Ouch.

    4. Re:Yet another reason not to get an IPhone by Animaether · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm not entirely sure how this has -nothing- to do with Apple. Yes, the ruling would apply to any app store and all that.

      But for my Windows Mobile phone.. it doesn't care where I browse to (purchase and) download an app. It could be one of the many dedicated stores or it could be XDA-Dev or it could be some lone developer's app stuck in an archive.org copy off of an old geocities page.

      For my Android phone.. it also doesn't care which store I visit or whether I visit a store at all, I can install the apps manually if needed.

      An iPhone, however... if you bought the thing in Australia, odds are its original locale is Australia and you're only supposed to access the Aussie app store. You can change the locale, then visit e.g. the U.S. app store, and create a new account (with valid, although obviously not your own, address data), then work with that. Of course, some apps you already have might then refuse to work.
      The only proper work-around seems to be in jailbreaking the thing, with all its consequences.

      Simply by being the -only- store that can normally be accessed -and- having locale-specific offerings, Apple actually plays a major role in how this ruling would apply to the iPhone.

      My information on this is a few months old, though, so if the buy-from-other-app-store situation has changed for the iPhone, I'll gladly stand corrected.

    5. Re:Yet another reason not to get an IPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has nothing at all to do with Apple, it applies to any mobile app. So even if you have android, the developers who want to sell apps in Australia will have to pay to have their apps (well, games) rated.

      Yes it does, although not directly:

      Unless you jailbreak your iPhone, you have to download through the official Apple store, and thus all your apps will be subject to censorship.
      With the Android, you can just download them from wherever you want and to hell with the censors. Unless they manage to find a way to filter most of the internet. And even then there's still plenty of ways around such filters... even with a 100% perfect filter on the internet for the country people could still (if they wanted) have someone overseas ship them software on physical media and load it onto their phone... but not onto the iPhone. Unless, as I've mentioned, you jailbreak it. But for users who don't want to void their warranty or risk random app deletion, etc. you're hosed if you use an iPhone. Unless the Aussie gov't pulls their heads out of their collective asshole.

    6. Re:Yet another reason not to get an IPhone by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who’s built a system to impose draconian control over people is just begging to have politicians lobbying to have their say in how it’s used.

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    7. Re:Yet another reason not to get an IPhone by sycorob · · Score: 1

      Mods, the parent is not flamebait in my opinion. I think he makes a valid point about the Apple App Store being a single point of failure (if you will) that can be easily censored by governments. I hope somebody can fix this moderation.

    8. Re:Yet another reason not to get an IPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, thanks for the support. I guess the initial Flamebait mod pushed it well below any visibility, though :) I guess that's what I get for mentioning Windows Mobile ;) ./anon

  7. greed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $470-$2040 given to Australia to have my iPhone game sold there? Yeah, and then all the countries start following suit and it becomes prohibitive to sell games. Also these games are tiny, selling for $0.99, so need to sell 470 copies (excluding what Apple takes) just to break even with the low end of the game classification.

  8. What's the point? by Netshroud · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Aside from the government making money. Applications that get classified as RC wouldn't be affected by any of the RC restrictions. The biggest restriction is that RC material cannot be sold in brick and mortar stores. iOS Apps aren't.

  9. We have an election coming up.. by nickd · · Score: 4, Informative

    Basically:

    If the liberals/nationals coalition gets in, we are all kinds of fucked (they have become the religious extreme with their preferences going straight to the Christian Democratic Party and Family First after themselves)
    If labor gets in again - we get the only visionary policy any of the politicians have to offer - the National Broadband Network, but they saddle it with filtering, censorship and the lack of an R+18 classification for games.
    So the only decent vote left is the Australian Sex Party - which is a civil libertarian group who are anti-censorship, pro same sex marriage and also want to remove the tax exempt status for religious organisations.

    Next election we will hopefully have the Australian Pirate party fully formed to be able to run a candidate.

    This election is really a case of trying to pick a candidate that is the least awful.
    Ugh

    1. Re:We have an election coming up.. by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Vote Greens! That means we get Labor as the government but we also get the Greens smacking down the censorship policies in the senate!

    2. Re:We have an election coming up.. by giorgist · · Score: 1

      Nobody cares in these elections,
      so the only chance the politicians have to get any votes is to peddle to the few % of extreemist that do. It is the tragedy of democracy ... when things go well, the nutjobs get power

      G

    3. Re:We have an election coming up.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a choice between bad and worse.

      It's obviously much better to have the national fibre network with a filter (since it will be easy to bypass anyway).

      The alternative proposal is slower cheaper wireless with no fibre and optional filtering.

      This is not the only issue that is muddied with fear, where rational debate is replaced with hysteria. People aren't interested in the detail and dont understand the implications, you can see their eyes glaze over. Even the opposition leader openly says he doesn't understand, and people who identify with him like him for that.

    4. Re:We have an election coming up.. by deniable · · Score: 1

      That's the problem with the NBN, it's visionary. When will I get it? Nobody knows, but it's not this year.

    5. Re:We have an election coming up.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NBN is a complete mis-allocation of resources. Fiber to the home for everybody sure sounds nice, but $43 Billion is $2000 for every man woman and child in Australia that could be much better spent. Renewable technology research, nuclear energy, high speed rail, indigenous health etc.. are all more useful to the population than increasing broadband speed. Everyone who really needs fast broadband in Australia can get it, all data centers and High tech companies have already got fiber. Do rural farmers really need a 1Gb Internet link?

      The whole scheme is essentially a gamble that the network effects of everyone having fiber will be worth the expense. True the increase from 24Mbit to 1Gbit is huge!.. but most people just use the net for youtube, email and maybe torrenting/itune movies. There is also the possibility that 4G technologies will come along and provide 90% of the benefits (ubiquitous fast internet) at only 10% of the cost (no digging up the country).

       

    6. Re:We have an election coming up.. by Netshroud · · Score: 1

      Hasn't Australian politics always been a lesser-of-two-evils? I think the Chaser hit the nail on the head: Undecided, Uninspired, Unimpressed

    7. Re:We have an election coming up.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the NBN ever gets built, Labor won't be able to use it as an election promise anymore. They wouldn't want that now would they?

    8. Re:We have an election coming up.. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I think the filter is dead because it will no longer pull in the "think of the children" vote. Pressure groups have woken up to the situation where hiding the stuff is not going to save any children from being abused.

    9. Re:We have an election coming up.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do rural farmers really need a 1Gb Internet link?

      Mate, if I'd get 1 Gbps there, I'd move at the country side by the end of this year.
      Moreover, if I'd have to pay AUD5000 from my pocket to have a country-side home wired with optical fibre, I'd do it tomorrow and I'd move in by the end of this year.
      Maybe I'm not very representative, but I would think that I'm not quite the only lunatic sick enough of the city life to do it (telecommuting is not a problem for me).

      There is also the possibility that 4G technologies will come along and provide 90% of the benefits (ubiquitous fast internet) at only 10% of the cost (no digging up the country).

      Doh... are you sure you aren't the IT advisor for Tony Abbott (who's not Bill Gates to know the difference between peak-speed and guaranteed bandwidth)?

    10. Re:We have an election coming up.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also the LDP and Russell Wattie of the UMC who is running as an independent for Senate. Both are against internet censorship. The ABCC and the anti-association laws (so called anti-biker laws) are very important to oppose.

    11. Re:We have an election coming up.. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This election is really a case of trying to pick a candidate that is the least awful

      C'mon its always like that.

    12. Re:We have an election coming up.. by Tuan121 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This election is really a case of trying to pick a candidate that is the least awful.
      Ugh

      As opposed to any other election anywhere in the world...

    13. Re:We have an election coming up.. by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to our world. This has been the choice in the US for a generation.

  10. Re:From the people who find cartoons pornographic. by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

    Your signature so succinctly shows how we ended up with Australia as a country to begin with.

  11. Relax people by giorgist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is growing up pains ...
    None of all these things have come to pass.
    They come up with them, the realise they don't work, and they let them go.
    No better way to learn, it is the process of making laws.

    What is an iPhone app ? They only reason they are attacking, is because they are contained by apple.
    What next, webapps ? Android and HTML5 and FLASH will make them indistinguishable to a normal app.

    I would much rather they try and get it out of their system, than winge for ever ...

    1. Re:Relax people by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      uh huh. Tell that to Blizzard.. they were delivering unclassified games through Steam and got the same smackdown from the Australian government. It's literally about keeping the fees running into the classification board. You think they aint gunna go after every possible source of income?

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  12. Oz border agency to search iPhones ? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1
    So does this mean that the Oz immigration people will, when looking for drugs/...., also search your iPhone to see if you are bringing in an unclassified game ?

    Will that also apply to someone bringing in a Linux install CD that may have some games on it ?

    Fun and games at Oz airports!

    1. Re:Oz border agency to search iPhones ? by gonebursar · · Score: 1

      They're already quite happy to search your mobile devices for pr0n, so I don't imagine searching them for unclassified apps would be too big a step.

    2. Re:Oz border agency to search iPhones ? by deniable · · Score: 1

      They're already checking laptops and they are supposed to stop certain material, so possibly yes. They don't do domestic, so just fly to Canberra or Darwin (or anywhere else that ends in Territory) and buy up big.

    3. Re:Oz border agency to search iPhones ? by srjh · · Score: 3, Informative

      You might be joking, but they are already doing it for pornography.

      Along with the standard "did you spend time in agricultural regions" and "are you carrying more than $10,000 cash" is a question about whether travellers are carrying pornography. Not just child porn or videos intended for redistribution in the country, but any porn whatsoever, including your honeymoon snaps. Privacy isn't really something that is taken quite seriously by successive Australian governments. The one we end up with on Saturday won't be any different, regardless of who wins, but at least it looks likely the Greens will hold the balance of power and keep whoever wins accountable.

    4. Re:Oz border agency to search iPhones ? by tehcyder · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fun and games at Oz airports!

      Oz immigration officer: Do you have any criminal convictions?

      Brit wit: No, I didn't realise they were still necessary entry requirements.

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    5. Re:Oz border agency to search iPhones ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Along with the standard "did you spend time in agricultural regions" and "are you carrying more than $10,000 cash" is a question about whether travellers are carrying pornography."

      Is there any evidence for this?

      I just travelled to NZ and back from Brisbane 20 days ago, and there was no question about indecent articles nor pornography, which I looked for due to the media blow up.

    6. Re:Oz border agency to search iPhones ? by howdotheydothat · · Score: 1

      ha ha, good one. that'll go down well. enjoy your cavity search

  13. There's a real easy solution to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Change the app store NOT to be region specific. Then the government will have to choose to block Apple entirely, or not. Since this isn't Google in China, the chances are slim. (and it would be fun to see what would happen to the politicians if they did...). This isn't something Apple should be helping the government with. (i.e. make it the same as with web sites, if Australia wants to block them, they will have to do it the hard way).

  14. too much government by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    When society creates too much government, it has nowhere to go but down. The economy will have nowhere to go but down.

    It's because there are too many people, who become leeches on society, they are unproductive, they don't do anything useful and they start coming up with justifications for their own existence and leeching, they don't do anything useful anymore, they are just parasites.

    Government is a parasite of society - produces nothing, takes away everything it possibly can.

    1. Re:too much government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, nothing except for government services. Like police, and a fire department, and land management, and sewer systems, and roads....

      If you want to live without government, Australia is the right place. Go into the deep outback and set up a ranch - miles from anyone. You can do what you want then, but when someone steals your sheep, no going to the police for help.

    2. Re:too much government by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Services such as police, fire department and land management are a local issue, not a federal one.

    3. Re:too much government by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It's because there are too many people, who become leeches on society, they are unproductive, they don't do anything useful and they start coming up with justifications for their own existence and leeching, they don't do anything useful anymore, they are just parasites.

      Like the military?

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    4. Re:too much government by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Absolutely.

      Do you NOT consider the military to be a parasite? Obviously if there is a legitimate reason to have SOME military: protecting borders from foreign invasion, then it is a useful service. However as I said, when government gets TOO big it becomes TOO MUCH of a parasite. The elective wars that government is running are all manifestations of the government parasitic nature.

    5. Re:too much government by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I do, I'm just testing for hypocrisy. Most small government types are just republicans in sheep's clothing, who recoil at the thought of cutting the military. Glad to see you at least are consistent.

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  15. Representative democracy by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 1

    That's the issue with representative democracy, party politics and lobbying.

    Suppose 33% of the voters support A, 30% support B, 20% support C and 17% support D
    Furthermore, suppose that unrelated to this general policy choice, 90% of the voters support X.

    Now, suppose that the 10% that would lose when a policy favoring X would be in place, are actually rich enough to lobby parties A, B, C, and for all it matters don't bother lobbying D. For all it matters, party D can even find a niche in actively defending X.

    This is how after the elections, anti X legislation gets passed. Sheeple live with it, party D opposes but nobody cares.

    DMCA, HADOPI, PATRIOT are typical examples of this situation.

    1. Re:Representative democracy by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      What's your alternative? Direct Democracy? Watch California for how much of a clusterfuck that can be. Some form of oligarchy? Read about the french revolution for the clusterfuck that that was. Monarchy? Benevolent dictator? Really, I'm all ears. I know how much Democracy sucks, but as Churchill (?) said - it's the worst political system there is, except for all the others. I'd love to hear a good alternative.

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    2. Re:Representative democracy by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 1

      Did I propose any system that was better? Churchill was pretty much spot on.

      But if you want a direct democracy that works, forget about Cali and go to Switzerland.

  16. Decision time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    FTFA

    The issue was on the agenda of the Standing Committee of Attorneys-General meeting of state AGs and the Home Affairs Minister, which was postponed three weeks ago due to the election. Media understands the issue will be raised at a separate meeting of state ministers overseeing classification in November, although most attention will focus on Mr O'Connor's expected announcement, if he and Labor are re-elected, on whether the Australian National Classification Scheme should include an R 18+ classification for computer games.

    (emphasis mine)

    They've delayed the decision for R18+ games once before. The next meeting was delayed because of the election... so now it will happen in November, and the issue will be discussed--if Labor is re-elected.

    It feels like this will go on forever.

  17. Politicians and what they are doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What else does Australia want to do for us normal people. The iPhones have been around for longer than 3 years now and there have been no issues with any of the games already. What makes the games so special now that they need to create a fucking censorship on mobile gaming. The politicians now days are stupid with all their stupid laws. 15-30 years ago there weren't as many laws as today and everyone I k know over 30 turned out fine. But now everything is a big deal. You watch soon they are going to make walking down the street a tax aswell.

    1. Re:Politicians and what they are doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not so much the politicians here, as an underfunded and bullying government body making a noise in the hope of creating an election issue and securing more funding for themselves.

      i'm talking about the COB, formerly OFLC (Office of Film and Literature Classification).

      ~4 years ago, when all the fancy coloured classifications came out, they threatened to shut down major (independent of course...) film and DVD distributors until they re-classified their entire back-catalogues. these all came at comparable fees - hundreds to thousands per title (i believe disputing a classification and getting it re-classified is 6 grand). they also required a full month to classify a DVD title, meaning release dates and critical paths were thrown into disarray (and whether you agree or not, downloaders don't necessarily feel like waiting a month when there's a torrent of the R1 or R2 release already available for free).

      they want to try the same for Apple, Android, etc. Apple should make a stand and challenge them in court to shut them up for good.

      RC is a bullshit classification. they tried to pull an RC out on a documentary about street art for fuck's sake - under pressure from local councillors of course. there was no child porn, terror advocacy or bomb-making instructions in that documentary - just footage of people spraying paint or sticking things on walls. with a _secret_ blacklist, we'll have more of this to look forward to.

  18. Remember the World's Biggest Luddite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it's a step down from Richard Alston's wanting classification for every webpage in Australia...

  19. Re:From the people who find cartoons pornographic. by _merlin · · Score: 1

    Obviously the average Aussie is too drunk and/or lazy to actually to anything about it.

  20. Uhoh. The future looks grim for Australia by Issarlk · · Score: 1

    Bread and games. Remove either and the people will be unhappy!

  21. Seems like a waste of a step by fishexe · · Score: 1

    Isn't this what the App Store is for?

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    1. Re:Seems like a waste of a step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the App Store is for government-controlled censorship and increasing government revenue through classification fees. Hence the issue.

    2. Re:Seems like a waste of a step by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Of course not. The App Store is for Apple-controlled censorship and increasing Apple’s revenue through developer and listing fees. Hence the issue... the Australian government wants a piece of Apple’s pie.

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  22. What does Apple think? by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    iPhone users in Oz will just jailbreak and pirate. (Android users just need to tick a box in a menu, then pirate) This has far wider impact on Apple's App Store business model than just a few devs who abandon the Aussie market.

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  23. Misleading title by ernst_mulder · · Score: 1

    I do not see what the title "Australia Considering IPhone App Censorship" has to do with the story. It's not about Apple nor about the iPhone or iPhone Apps and the title seems to refer to Apple's much discussed censorship on iApps which is not what this is about at all. Please change the title into "Game developers may drop Australian market" or something more appropriate.

    1. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't explain why game developers may drop the Australian market. They may do so because the government is considering the censorship of their applications.

    2. Re:Misleading title by wjsteele · · Score: 1

      What? This is Slashdot!!! Since when do we allow the Story and Titles to actually have anything to do with the actual Article???

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    3. Re:Misleading title by Ltap · · Score: 1

      I guess they thought that more people would read it if it had "iPhone" in the title.

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  24. In Brazil is the same by rsilva · · Score: 5, Informative

    Brazil has the same rules since the start, hence in Brazil the appStore does not carry any games.

    What people do here is to have accounts in other countries, usually Argentina. Then the country looses the taxes...
    Since taxes are outrageously high for video games in Brazil, this is probably better for the costumers here.

  25. Re:From the people who find cartoons pornographic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking for the 75% of the country that was never a penal colony can I ask you to STFU?
    I might also remind you that Virginia and Maryland were penal colonies long before Australia was "discovered".

  26. What's the problem? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    This sounds like another medium getting a classification system. Over here, most people are fine with classification systems, and many need them to help determine whether something is appropriate for their kids. I don't see why iPhones should be given a special exemption from classification, if they're so popular with children.

    The real issue here is an old one: the lack of a R18+ rating preventing certain games to be sold. This is an artefact from gaming's infancy. As adult gamers increase, this will inevitably change (I predict sooner than later).

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  27. What's next? by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Australian government soon to ban all forms of evil sorcery, including phones, television and the telegraph. Story at 6 on smoke signals and tam-tams.

    1. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Story at 6 on smoke signals and tim tams

  28. This comment not safe for the sarcasm-impaired by causality · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >the problem arises when the children think it's fun/cool to use that language everywhere.

    What problem? If that's how they want to express themselves, let them. They're just words for gods sake...

    If people don't get offended about something, how can they feign injury and use that to justify their demands that others conform to their expectations? Why, they'd have to resort to being patient and tolerant (in the true sense) and to using their counter-example to protest against whatever it is they don't like. If that happened their egos might shrink and become less inflamed with fewer high horses to mount. They might see the petty power struggles for what they are, and they might enjoy life more once they stop participating in them and wasting so much energy on them.

    Clearly we cannot allow this! We must reinforce the easily offended lifestyle. We clearly need to legitimize it with political power and by taking it seriously at all times. At all costs must make sure to never tell anyone to grow up and get over any otherwise harmless thing that offends them. Any authority figure must especially take seriously and whenever possible, kowtow to whoever screams the loudest with no regard for the actual legitimacy of their grievance. Young people must grow up seeing the repeated examples of parents, schools, and media who model this behavior and never question or critically examine it, because then it will be normal and all they've ever known. That's the precedent we want to set and the message we will send.

    Otherwise people might adopt a "live and let live" philosophy otherwise known as freedom, and might get the idea in their heads that there's something wrong with so much concern for what other adults want to read, listen to, watch, or what games they play. Shit man, they might even think it's good enough that they can choose such things for themselves and that it's proper to allow other adults to do the same.

    If we allowed that, then the next thing you know, entire political campaigns and party platforms will have to find some other basis. The tacit assumption that "they must be up to no good" might shift to the busybodies and away from those who want to be left alone by them. This could really spiral out of control! It would become difficult to try to legislate morality. It could even lead to more people believing that it's silly to blame any of our problems on inanimate objects, and with that goes the War on (some) Drugs and all the great justifications for expanded police powers that it has faithfully provided all of these years.

    So you see, Australia must stay the course. If they allowed a category intended for adults and restricted to adults, it'd be a small and seemingly harmless step down a very slippery slope. Do you know what's at the bottom of that slippery slope? Why, a world where other people might say or do things that someone else doesn't like. Do you understand now the danger that we are in?

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    1. Re:This comment not safe for the sarcasm-impaired by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of a mildly profound part of the first Matrix movie, where Agent Smith is describing to Morpheus how the first attempt of the matrix was intended to have all of the residents happy and carefree, and how the people rejected it, because misery is one of the defining parts of human existence.

      While I'm not sure I entirely agree with that, I certainly have come across people who seem to enjoy being upset. People who will dwell on the smallest things, express their anger constantly to anyone within earshot, and take pride in their ability to hold grudges.

      For people like this, the fact that modern civilization has basically solved most of their real needs sure is inconvenient. It can't be nearly as fulfilling to complain all day about how close someone parked to their car as it would be to complain about not having enough food to eat. These people need to spend some time in a third world country, and see what real problems look like.

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    2. Re:This comment not safe for the sarcasm-impaired by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of a mildly profound part of the first Matrix movie, where Agent Smith is describing to Morpheus how the first attempt of the matrix was intended to have all of the residents happy and carefree, and how the people rejected it, because misery is one of the defining parts of human existence.

      While I'm not sure I entirely agree with that, I certainly have come across people who seem to enjoy being upset. People who will dwell on the smallest things, express their anger constantly to anyone within earshot, and take pride in their ability to hold grudges.

      For people like this, the fact that modern civilization has basically solved most of their real needs sure is inconvenient. It can't be nearly as fulfilling to complain all day about how close someone parked to their car as it would be to complain about not having enough food to eat. These people need to spend some time in a third world country, and see what real problems look like.

      I see you've met my wife.

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    3. Re:This comment not safe for the sarcasm-impaired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm reminded of a mildly profound part of the first Matrix movie, where Agent Smith is describing to Morpheus how the first attempt of the matrix was intended to have all of the residents happy and carefree, and how the people rejected it, because misery is one of the defining parts of human existence.

      While I'm not sure I entirely agree with that, I certainly have come across people who seem to enjoy being upset. People who will dwell on the smallest things, express their anger constantly to anyone within earshot, and take pride in their ability to hold grudges.

      For people like this, the fact that modern civilization has basically solved most of their real needs sure is inconvenient. It can't be nearly as fulfilling to complain all day about how close someone parked to their car as it would be to complain about not having enough food to eat. These people need to spend some time in a third world country, and see what real problems look like.

      I see you've met my wife.

      And after she creates some kind of drama and it finally gets under your skin a bit, the next day she's nice to you. The purpose of that is to make you feel guilty for being angry and to make sure that the matter of her behavior is never resolved. You can't effectively challenge her when she's being dramatic because she'll change the subject a million times, try to confuse you, use any excuse no matter how flimsy, or decide that that's the best time to bring up whatever she dislikes about you. It'll be anything other than calmly discussing it with reason.

      You also can't effectively challenge her when she's nice to you. The event is not happening now, she can play the misundersood card and act hurt, or she can blame you for bringing it up when everyone is getting along. That's also a guilt-trip distraction. That'll also turn into anything other than calmly discussing it with reason.

      The only chance is to learn how to never get upset at her manipulations. That makes them fall apart. It also prevents the guilt trips from working because when you never became upset you know for certain that you aren't at fault. That's the time to point out to her what she is doing and why it is manipulative. The subject-change confusion techniques also don't work when you remain calm, you simply stick to the subject no matter how long it takes, patiently. She can't really help it because she doesn't see herself doing it or understand why her justifications for it are not real.

      If you wonder why you're married to that, it's simple. Who else would have you other than her or someone like her? Right now you get emotional and upset and that puts you in the same boat, just as controllable as she is. It was water seeking its level. It can become something beautiful though. Two people who claim to love one another yet make each other suffer is not beautiful at all.

  29. Mick Dundee wept by paiute · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How did Australia devolve from the cool tough guys of Gallipoli/"That's not a knife" to this bunch of pussies?

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    1. Re:Mick Dundee wept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 years of john howard... fucked us right up.

      funny... i used to work for a place that was built on the proceeds of Crocodile Dundee.

    2. Re:Mick Dundee wept by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      When the convicts moved back to England.

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    3. Re:Mick Dundee wept by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Probably to keep Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles out of Australia.

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    4. Re:Mick Dundee wept by mjwx · · Score: 1

      How did Australia devolve from the cool tough guys of Gallipoli/"That's not a knife" to this bunch of pussies?

      How did Americans devolve from the competent and intelectual men like Eisenhower and Bradley into the bunch of moronic extremists like Bush and Palin.

      Or maybe an entire people should not be judge on their politicians. But unlike the US, our politicians cant really do anything drastic. Things just get drawn out until the next election.

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  30. Why not misclasify you app? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of calling it a "game" place it in the "entertainment" catagory and refer to it as an "entertaining simulation app"? There's always a couple fingers to slip through in these kinds of rules.

  31. Iphone? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Well I and the 97% of the population who own phones that isn't an Iphone will be okay.

    *RTFA*

    Oh wait, it's all mobile phone applications, not just the Iphone. Yet another obligitary Iphone Product Placement, when the story has nothing specifically to do with the Iphone.

    Given that this does affect any mobile phone, including those that aren't locked down feature phones like Apple's, this is a significant issue.

  32. Re:And furthermore by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

    You assume that "nanny state" laws are responsible.
    It could equally be true that many of the problems in the US are caused by the existence of a large poor underclass that has nothing to do with a nanny state.

    The problem is that of course most people define "pragmatism" as "let me do what I want but anything I don't want to do that I dislike should be banned".

    I've encountered people arguing that anti-gay laws are just "pragmatism" because of some garbled belief about STD's.
    People who believe that "pragmatism" includes banning anything controversial from mass media because they're too lazy care for their own kids but sure pragmatism and it "takes a village" etc.
    People who think "pragmatism" covers religious discrimination since they're sure we'd have much safer cities if everyone was a good *fill in whatever they believe the one true is here* and just went to *church/mosque/etc* every week and did what they were told.

  33. you think it's bad in australia... by shadowrat · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, app censors YOU!

  34. What's wrong with Australia? by iamhassi · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:What's wrong with Australia? by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to figure out why Canada decided to swing left wing of our American cousins, whereas Australia reads about some of the most egregious rights violations happening stateside and have a reaction of 'oh yeah, watch this!!!'.

      *Not* that Canada is pure by any stretch of the imagination...in fact we seem to be regressing as a society too at the moment, but we're light years ahead of this type of nonsense.

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  35. Ahhhh...... by JxcelDolghmQ · · Score: 0

    AusFAILia!

  36. Re:From the people who find cartoons pornographic. by Hatta · · Score: 1

    I might also remind you that Virginia and Maryland were penal colonies

    Yeah, and look at how well THAT turned out.

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  37. Buh bye. by xs650 · · Score: 1

    Fortunately Australia isn't a very significant market.

  38. Boycott Australia til they vote them out. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

    I propose that we all boycott Australia and simultaneously send letters (not emails) to the Australian government expressing your intent to boycott them until they stop it with this censorship crap.

    Don't visit Australia on vacation. Don't buy any australian products. Don't visit any australian websites. Don't see any australian movies.

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    1. Re:Boycott Australia til they vote them out. by MozzleyOne · · Score: 1

      I'm more pissed off at our government and society than pretty much anyone I know, yet where could I move? Every country seems to be fucked in their own special way

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  39. Mod parent up! by grahamsaa · · Score: 1

    That's the funniest thing I've read all day!

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  40. mrsteveman1 writes: Fuck you, Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ahhhahahaha +1 for this anonymous coward

  41. Re:And furthermore by Dashiva+Dan · · Score: 1

    Please don't try to claim that Australia is a wonderful place to live because lack of 15+ computer games lower gun crime, and so forth.
    Lowering gun crime was done by sensible laws. It's possible to have both sensible and stupid laws on the same books. Just because some are good doesn't make them all good, no more than the stupid ones making all the laws stupid.
    Every country in teh world has some stupid laws as well as good ones (well, I don't have the research for that, but I think it's a fair assumption).
    This thread is about trying to prevent a new stupid one, and suggesting some more good ones. i.e. Give out a R18+ or legal 'unrated' rating, not censor the adult population and claim it's for child safety.
    To take this kind of lawmaking to it's logical conclusion, Australia would end up banning alcohol, driving, sex, and, um, in the end, voting, as none of these are appropriate for children under 15. And when they get around to banning voting, thats when things will finally stop, for obvious reasons.

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  42. U mad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    U mad?

    yes, u mad.

  43. This comment IS safe for 15-year-old by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Fuck you, Australia

    Ironically,

    Mild coarse language is covered under PG 12+.

    M15+ covers frequent coarse language.

    So fuck you an the fucking horse you rode in you fuck.

    Rated M15+

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  44. Re:And furthermore by causality · · Score: 1

    The problem is that of course most people define "pragmatism" as "let me do what I want but anything I don't want to do that I dislike should be banned".

    Agreed and I would be hard-pressed to put it more succinctly. I'd like to add one thing to that: it follows that the more accurate term for this behavior is plain old "selfishness" and that this means most people are trying to legitimize it with the euphamism of "pragmatism". The irony is that an effort to legitimize something is an unstated admission that it is not legitimate. If they don't realize they are doing this, I'd call it denial. If they do realize they are doing this, I'd call it deceit.

    In politics, the general pattern is that there are very large numbers of those in denial who are led by those who are deceitful. Since they are consciously aware of what is happening, the deceitful have the advantage. That's why they always represent what is institutionalized, established, and entrenched. Any feeble electoral backlash that may remain is neatly covered by apathy and with it, a sense of demoralization. Of course politicians lie. They all do, so what's the difference? Right?

    People who think "pragmatism" covers religious discrimination since they're sure we'd have much safer cities if everyone was a good *fill in whatever they believe the one true is here* and just went to *church/mosque/etc* every week and did what they were told.

    If everyone learned to govern themselves they wouldn't need to be told what to do. That's what the sectarians refuse to understand. Laws and other forms of coercion are not needed by free people but free people are rare. Laws and religious authority and the like are for people who cannot control themselves and must resort to a fear of artificial consequences to contain their negativity.

    "Government by the consent of the governed" and all similar ideas depend on the population never becoming so degenerate and selfish. Otherwise the saying that applies is the one about receiving exactly the kind of government we deserve.

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  45. Policing by az-locksmith · · Score: 1

    That's too much of Policing.

  46. Praise Jeezers - by dogzdik · · Score: 0

    The christians are keeping me safe from my self - and my hairy palm.

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