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Left-Handed Gamers Getting Left Behind?

An anonymous reader writes "As the stylus becomes a contemporary equal with the controller and joystick, it is a bit surprising to notice a game developer overlooking the simple fact that there are a lot of southpaw gamers out there. But the creators of Base 10, a mini-game on the DSi, did just that, making it impossible for the game to be played by anyone who isn't right-handed. Seems pretty silly for a game developer to just cut out a slice of their potential audience right from the start."

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  1. ...draobyeK yM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...melborp emas eht sah...

    1. Re:...draobyeK yM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks more like the problem is of the PEBKAC variety.

  2. Impossible? by curunir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...making it impossible for the game to be played for anyone who isn't right-handed.

    That seems like a bizarre definition of the word impossible. It may be impossible for someone who doesn't have a right hand, but it is possible to build dexterity in your off hand. Just hold the thing like a right handed person. It might take some time to get used to, but it's still possible.

    For instance, the current holder of the last 3 tennis grand slams is naturally right-handed but plays as a lefty. He built the muscle memory necessary be good at it and now it's not a problem for him. I see no reason why tennis would be easier to master with your off hand than a video game would be.

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    1. Re:Impossible? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps, but you shouldn't need to do all that just to play a video game.

    2. Re:Impossible? by Pandur77 · · Score: 0

      That game will be old news by the time I'll be any good at it then, if this story is true. I'm having a hard enough time trying to teach myself how to use a computer mouse righthanded after having used it lefthanded for 25 years-ish. Most people won't bother putting enough hours a day into teaching themselves to do something "wronghanded" like your tennis example. The benefit is just not that great, unless it means you'll win the grand slam.

    3. Re:Impossible? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Why does he play left handed? I understand guitarists playing right-hand guitars when they're left handed (more availability)....

    4. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm left handed and I can say without a doubt, anyone who puts the mouse on the left hand side of the keyboard is stupid. I think this is probably the same.

    5. Re:Impossible? by zn0k · · Score: 1

      Roughly one in ten people on the face of the Earth is left-handed. Affectionately referred to as "Lefties" or "Southpaws", there are those of us who possess a genetic predisposition from the day we're born to use a hand most people out there would forget about if it wasn't for certain activities and personally, it is pretty fun to be unique for the most part.

      He also has an interesting definition of 'unique' - one in ten apparently qualifies. Generally speaking the quality of writing in that article is lacking.

    6. Re:Impossible? by SocialEngineer · · Score: 1

      Did said Tennis player spend most of his life playing tennis with his right, though?

      I myself am a south-paw, but I learned to do many things right handed from the start, such as guitar, or shooting a gun. Re-training yourself to utilizing something akin to a writing/drawing utensil, after having done it for 10 or more years, can be a little difficult, I'm sure.

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    7. Re:Impossible? by fruitbane · · Score: 1

      This is true, though difficult for someone who just wants to play a game. That said, I read somewhere that most lefties are better with their right hands than most righties are with their left. Whether this is innate or a result of learning to interact in a right-handed world I know not.

    8. Re:Impossible? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      That seems like a bizarre definition of the word impossible. It may be impossible for someone who doesn't have a right hand, but it is possible to build dexterity in your off hand.

      I've known left-handers whose right hand might as well have been a withered stump flapping in the breeze. I'm no longer surprised that there are those who lack the ability/will to adapt to a different setup.

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    9. Re:Impossible? by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if it is anything like baseball it can catch the opponent off-guard. I imagine that most tennis players don't practice as much returning left-handed serves/etc. In baseball the right-fielder usually is stronger than the left-fielder, so a left-handed batter can hit the ball towards a less proficient opponent. Switch hitters are particularly prized since they make it even more difficult for the defense to react. Left-handed pitchers have similar advantages.

      Basically, your opponent has spent thousands of hours practicing one particular scenario. If you can force them to react to a scenario that perhaps they've only spent hundreds of hours reacting to, that can give you an advantage - in any sport.

    10. Re:Impossible? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      I know two people who are right handed and put the mouse on the left side of the keyboard.

      It took them a fair amount of practice but now they are up to speed with it and can take notes with pen and paper while using their mouse (for example).

      It doesn't sound stupid to me. Sure not worth the bother for me personally...

      But yes a left handed person putting the mouse on the left side is likely being silly - they can both get access to a larger number of "ergonomic" mice and free up their prefered hand with a reasonably small amount of practice.

    11. Re:Impossible? by gknoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I mouse with my left hand at work, and my right while playing games or surfing the web at home. I've been doing this for almost eight years, now that I think about it. I found that NOT swapping the buttons, but merely changing which hand I hold the mouse with, works beautifully. May I ask what problems you are having with learning to mouse with a different hand?

      For me, it started when I was playing Counter-strike enough to make my wrists hurt. So, at work, I started using a pen tablet with my right (dominant) hand. However, some thing just seemed to work better with a mouse, so I kept my mosue on the left side of the keyboard. Eventually, I just kept using it that way. It helps that I don't think of using the mouse in terms of which finger I press, but rather which side the button is on.

    12. Re:Impossible? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>I'm left handed and I can say without a doubt, anyone who puts the mouse on the left hand side of the keyboard is stupid. I think this is probably the same.

      Ditto. I'm left handed and I've learned to use a mouse with my right hand, right-handed scissors, throwing right-handed, etc. Confuses people when I take a southpaw stance when fighting, or when they see me writing left handed for the first time.

    13. Re:Impossible? by RazorSharp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, but he was just being pedantic. I agree with him that it was a completely inappropriate use of the word "impossible." It's like when people say, "I literally exploded into a fit of rage" when in fact they mean that they figuratively exploded.

      While I agree it was quite an oversight on the developer's part, I also think this is a non-story. A mini-game for the DSi doesn't have the production value to expect them to take every little thing into consideration. There were probably like 2-3 developers, if that, and they were all right handed. And then some left-handed journalist found out about it and tried to make a big deal about it. Lefties have a tendency to believe they're being discriminated against when they're really just occasionally not taken into consideration on accident.

      From the beginning of the DS, high-revenue games have all taken lefties into consideration. Just because ONE mini-game neglected the left-handed minority doesn't mean that "left-handed gamers are being left behind."

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    14. Re:Impossible? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere in baseball it has a lot to do with eye dominance too.

      Most lefties are right eye dominant (as are most righties). The crossover has an advantage when hitting.

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    15. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've known left-handers whose right hand might as well have been a withered stump flapping in the breeze. I'm no longer surprised that there are those who lack the ability/will to adapt to a different setup.

      As a righty who has always had very limited dexterity with my left hand, the reverse is also true.

      Not everybody can easily use their non-dominant hand. And it's not always through lack of trying -- there's just certain tasks I have never been able to master with my left hand. My brother (a lefty) can do quite a few things with his right hand because the world is built that way, but there's a couple of tasks he's never been able to accomplish with his right.

      The GP is basically being an insensitive clod in suggesting that lefties can easily do things right-handed.

    16. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing I ever heard a lefty say about another lefty complaining about being southpaw in a right handed world. "What is this your first day being left handed?"

    17. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some more anecdata:
      My piano teacher is a lefty but he practiced his right hand so much that it is stronger in technique than his left hand.
      I'm right handed but I mouse left at work and have done so for years.

    18. Re:Impossible? by Haffner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm inclined to agree - he sensationalizes the whole time, yet never explains why the game is impossible to play with one's right hand.

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    19. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see no reason why tennis would be easier to master with your off hand than a video game would be.

      Wow - so I take it that you don't masturbate?

    20. Re:Impossible? by curunir · · Score: 2, Informative

      As I understand it, his coach identified high-bouncing balls to the opponent's backhand as the most difficult to handle and tailored his player/nephew's game to hit balls with an absurd amount of top spin towards the majority of players backhand side. Over the course of a match, reaching up to hit that shot will also cause the player to expend a lot of energy. His game has evolved to rely less on that, but it was still an incredibly effective strategy that he used to win titles immediately upon turning pro (he won the first 4 French Open tournaments he entered.)

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    21. Re:Impossible? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Because when I play a video game, I want to have fun, not put in the same amount of effort it would take to win a tennis grand slam. I already write fine with my left hand, I don't want to learn to write with my right hand just to play a video game. Actually I might, but that's just because I'm more obsessed with video games than some people. But I don't WANT to.

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    22. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No game should ever make the user feell unconfortable. Ergonomy says that the product must fit the user, and not the opposite.

      I am left-handed and I can't play any game on Wii that needs both wiimote and nunchuk, because my left hand has always been used to control directionals and my right hand for commands. When I use a wiimote on my right hand, I feel so unconfortable, as it's not my main working hand. If I try to change, my laft hand is able to use the wiimote perfectly, but my right hand cannot be used to control direction.

      Nintendo is stupid for not thinking of so many left-handed users. I was a big nintendo fan, but after Wii I really dislike Ninetndo.

    23. Re:Impossible? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >I found that NOT swapping the buttons, but merely changing which hand I hold the mouse with, works beautifully.

      I've only known one lefty to do this its the most bizarre thing. The mouse is an unnatural interface and its 100% learned. The button order doesn't matter. Switching them around for them to be "just like the righties" is crazy. The worst part is that Windows remote assistance respected the mouse swap so when I do a RA session with this user, my buttons are reversed also!

      Anyway, I'm a lefty. I use a mouse on the right side of my keyboard typically. I can use it on my left. Most lefties are ambidextrous. I'll use my left hand when I'm using photoshop, but that's really optional at this point.

    24. Re:Impossible? by briareus · · Score: 1

      Perhaps but a lot of southpaws do.

    25. Re:Impossible? by chriso11 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was curious too - What was the exact problem? I found a youtube video of the game. There is at least one significant example - during gameplay, numbers come across the screen from the left side to the right. A lefty would block much of the left part of the screen with their hand while playing.

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    26. Re:Impossible? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Either that, or they have the beginning of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome on their right hand/wrist. For me at least, switching to the left hand (and doing a couple of other things) was what saved me from it.

      That being said, I agree. There is a great deal of difference between doing something because you're forced to, and doing something because you want to. And pissing off 10% of your existing market may not be the soundest business strategy for a game developer. After all, gamers are not always the most mature people in the world. If you piss them off, they'll give you bad reviews, lower ratings, and plenty of hate on game forums. So if you're going to piss them off, at least try to do it for a good reason.

    27. Re:Impossible? by dyingtolive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was annoyed by the article. It seemed like pointless whining for the most part. I actually had to go hunting independently for a review of the game just so that I could find out what the problem was. It's because the way you hold the DS might partially obscure one of the screens when you're playing this game. Hardly worth of the level of bitching happening here.

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    28. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lefties have a tendency to believe they're being discriminated against when they're really just occasionally not taken into consideration on accident.

      Wow, that sounds like most people who don't get what they want anymore...

    29. Re:Impossible? by ooshna · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm left handed and there are plenty of games that don't fully take being left handed in to consideration take MW2 I don't know how many time trying to move forward in the heat of battle and end up meleeing b/c I push in on the thumbstick. Might sound dumb but when your trying to get away from someone and stop running just to knife thin air it gets annoying.

    30. Re:Impossible? by Xest · · Score: 1

      I've always been left handed, but I never really understood complaints about southpaw on computers and console controllers, these sorts of devices seem trivial to master in either hand whatever handedness you are naturally.

      I remember when I worked in tech support and was looking after an IT training suite one day, some candidate came in in a huff and sat down and said "Don't you have any left handed workstations?", I asked what she meant, and she said the mouse was on the wrong side of the keyboard, it seemed that picking the mouse up and moving it to the other side of the keyboard was too confusing a task for her.

      I've always got the impression from experiences like this that those who complain about right/left hand stuff in computing are just people who like to complain whatever you do for them. Certainly as a leftie I've never once had a problem or felt disadvantaged when using any kind of computing device, ever, and I've never had to swap mouse buttons round, change game console controls around or anything like that either.

    31. Re:Impossible? by criznach · · Score: 1

      This is nothing new. My mouse and keyboard have been nearly impossible to use too. What dumb ass decided that the enter key should be on the right? Microsoft did us all a favor by adding the windows keys on both sides...

    32. Re:Impossible? by QuantumBeep · · Score: 3, Funny

      Being off-handed is one thing. You are what is referred to as being "all thumbs".

    33. Re:Impossible? by ooshna · · Score: 1

      I hate right handed scissors you have to do the push pull thing on the handles to get them to cut correctly

    34. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people have the dexterity. It seems that many people who are left handed hold the universe responsible.

          For the rest of us, we do learn to do things with both hands. Presumably you used a computer to post that comment, and in that,

          For PC gamers, how many games use ASWD for movements? Now, how many of you use your left hand on them? Oh, all of you. Very good. Keep doing this well, and there will be cake and grief counseling at the end of the session.

          Society has encouraged us to have a preferred hand to do things with. Why? Who knows, we've been doing it for an awful long time. Why weren't we taught to be ambidextrous? I've tried to encourage myself not to rely on either hand exclusively. If we were taught during our formative years to be ambidextrous, that memory and ability would have stayed with us our entire lives. Instead, we live with the premise that left handed people are weaker, but a great target for selling left handed screwdrivers to.

    35. Re:Impossible? by sherriw · · Score: 1

      I do the same thing. I started swapping mouse sides when I started getting arm and neck pain from day-long mouse use at work. Now I can use it almost equally well with either hand. Didn't take very long to get good at it.

      Heck, most game controllers have dual thumb sticks - so both hands need to be dexterous. It probably becomes more noticeable with a stylus though.

    36. Re:Impossible? by vux984 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've known left-handers whose right hand might as well have been a withered stump flapping in the breeze. I'm no longer surprised that there are those who lack the ability/will to adapt to a different setup.

      Gotcha.

      If the game was designed for left-handed people and didn't accomodate righties right handed people would play it for 5 minutes call it a shit game with lousy controls... and they would be CORRECT!

      But apparently if its designed for righties but not lefties, "you are longer surprised that there are those who lack the ability/will to adapt to a different setup." instead of recognizing that the controls are lousy.

      Designing a video game with customizeable or reversible controls is trivial, and suggesting that left handed people should just learn to play them offhanded is just plain ignorant.

      I've got a Wii, and I'm surprised at the number of games that fail to offer proper left handed support, even though it would be generally trivial.

      Wii sports allows you (and even lets you choose handedness for each sport which is great because I golf right handed (due to having no access to left handed clubs growing up) but I bat, tennis, and bowl left handed; so that's a really nice touch.

      Many of the other mini-games titles aren't so considerate. A frisbee minigame in one title in particular can't cope at all with a left handed movement. There are other examples as well.

      Metroid Prime 3 for example comes to mind as a less severe example, its entirely playable left handed so no problem, but it would be even better if it let you reverse the model. Its a little jarring as a leftie, holding the remote in the dominant hand and the nunchuk in the offhand to throw the grapple and have samus throw it with the other hand. This occasionally impacts gameplay in small ways -- when up against an obstacle that blocks one side of the sreeen. I attempt to throw the grapple and its a clear shot, but samus attempts the throw from the other hand and hits an obstable. (It very rarely comes up as an issue, but when it does its jarring and annoying.)

      If a right handed player were playing right-handedly, and samus was designed 'left handed', I'm sure they'd probably find it similiarly jarring, and would call the controls 'unpolished'.

      Given just how trivial it is to support left handed players in these titles, I'm surprised more don't.

    37. Re:Impossible? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Based on looking at gameplay videos of this... I can't see any reason a person would be unable to play this game with their left hand. And i'm left handed.

      I think the author is just overreacting, because there's no "reverse the screens for lefties to make it easier" button ?

      I'll agree the game favors people who are right handed, that it might be easier... but to say the game is impossible to use without holding the stylus in your right hand appears to be ridiculous.

    38. Re:Impossible? by ooshna · · Score: 3, Funny

      Left handed, all thumbs, and I have terribly flat feet. Thank god survival of the fittest doesn't apply to humans anymore.

    39. Re:Impossible? by DirePickle · · Score: 1

      It's the same with fencing. Lefties have an advantage: Assuming 10% of people are left-handed, 9/10 of a fencer's opponents are righties. 1/10 are lefties. Fencers in general will tend to be more accustomed to facing righties.

      Righty faces righty: No advantage.
      Righty faces lefty: Advantage lefty.
      Lefty faces lefty: No advantage.

      Lefties will, then, 9 times out of 10 have a familiarity advantage and 1 time out of 10 have no advantage.

    40. Re:Impossible? by vux984 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Certainly as a leftie I've never once had a problem or felt disadvantaged when using any kind of computing device, ever...

      Apparently you've never tried to use one of these...
      http://www.ink2print.com/gbu0-prodshow/ergo_500.html
      or these...
      http://www.expansys.com/zoompic.aspx?i=160630
      or these...
      http://www.maplin.co.uk/module.aspx?moduleno=224053
      or these...
      http://www.logitech.com/en-us/mice-pointers/mice/devices/5845
      or these...
      http://store.razerzone.com/store/razerusa/en_US/pd/productID.169418900/categoryId.35208800

      Try using any of those left-handed ranges from impossible to an exercise in discomfort and frustration. The two keypads are completely unusable. The joystick is uncomfortable, and most of the buttons are awkward to reach. The mice are also uncomfortable and all the 'thumb' buttons are effectively impossible to use well.

      There are some ok left-handed friendly options available...
      I use a Fang keypad, which is ambidextrous
      http://www.amazon.ca/ZGP-1000-Fang-USB-Gamepad-Keypad/dp/B000FRW8KS

      Cheap ambi-mice are plentiful, but getting a good gaming/laser mouse is hard. Ambidextrous options are pretty limited and have fewer features, and ergo-left are non-existent. I enjoyed my ambidextrous razer copperhead, but after it died I haven't found a good replacement yet. I see razer has a left-handed ergo deathadder...that must be fairly new... I'll definitely be looking into it.

      As for joysticks... Saitek used to make a pretty decent ambi/convertible flightstick... but I'm currently looking for a new stick, and can't find anything that looks decent right now. Flightsims are out of fashion for the last decade and there isn't much available that isn't either super cheap and basic or super ergo-right-only.

    41. Re:Impossible? by MORB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The difficulty is not in pressing the right buttons. I'm left handed but I can use a mouse with either hand without even thinking about it, and like you I never swap the buttons.

      However, in a game you need to be both fast and precise. I can't pull that off with a mouse in my right hand. Some left handed people can (for various reason, including perhaps that they got used to use a mouse in their right hand form the beginning), but it doesn't mean everyone can.

      I generally don't have much issues with games though, except for one thing: in most PC games I must spend a good half hour to swap the keys around so I can play with my mouse in my left hand. It's very irritating because before having even played the game I have no idea which actions are important and need to be reachable quickly and which are useless or nearly so. It wouldn't kill developpers to provide a reasonable left handed preset.

    42. Re:Impossible? by pspahn · · Score: 1

      This. While I played in little league and high school, I was always capable of switch hitting (I'm right handed) but my coaches would never allow me to hit lefty. In an all-star game once, I decided to bat lefty against a right-handed pitcher I knew well (I always had trouble with his curve). I went down 0-2 and when my coach told me to switch back, I shook him off and then laid down the most beautiful drag bunt possible (I then stole 2nd and 3rd and scored on a sac fly, haha!)

      My eyesight has always been around 20-15. I haven't played ball in years, but the last time I went to the batting cages, I stepped in to the 80 mph cage and was doing alright hitting righty, but was a little disappointed. I switch around to lefty and was hammering every pitch because of my right-eye dominance.

      Although, another explanation for righties hitting well from the left side is that their right arms are generally stronger. This means their lead arm is helping to get the bat through the contact zone quicker and more powerfully.

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    43. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that makes so much sense, move the mouse to the left side so I can write slower and less legibly while also gaining the additional boost of a more difficult time reaching the sweet spot of shortcut keys on the left side.

    44. Re:Impossible? by pvera · · Score: 1

      I don't know, we lefties have spent so long in a right-handed world that we adjust to some things without even noticing. I am 39, and to this day I can't even sign my name with my right hand, but I bowl, bat and golf right-handed (yet I throw balls lefty), I am ambidextrous as far as cutlery goes, I use the mouse with my right hand and I shoot firearms lefty (not fun learning to shoot with an M16-A1 that required a clip-on "lefty" brass deflector, forgot it once and was rewarded with a hot casing stuck between my face and my eyeglasses). It is extremely rare to find an adult that is a pure lefty.

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    45. Re:Impossible? by Haffner · · Score: 1

      I spent most of high school sitting in boring classes teaching myself physical skills while some teacher droned. One was holding my breath (started ~45s, finished ~3min). One was writing efficiently (i.e. writing e by making a single trace, rather than the c + horizontal line that I learned with). And one was writing (passably) with my left hand. I assure you - write 5 spiral notebook pages of a single letter each day, and your bad hand will quickly learn to write. After 3 years, I could write almost as well with my left as with my right (oddly enough, the left looks like a younger person mimicking the right).

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    46. Re:Impossible? by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      Given just how trivial it is to support left handed players in these titles, I'm surprised more don't.

      Apparently it's not all that trivial. The Wii version of Twilight Princess has the entire MAP, including dungeon interiors, reversed to accommodate right-handed players for the (usually left-handed but now right-handed) Link. As in, Death Mountain is now in the west.

      Even worse, the change to right-handed Link seems to be permanent, as the preview video for Sky Sword shows him to be right-handed there, too.

      I can't imagine they would have gone to all that trouble if it had been a simple matter of reversing the Link model, especially since Miyamoto is left-handed.

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    47. Re:Impossible? by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      A rousing "me too" to that. After 8 hours a day of AutoCAD and another 8 hours of Starcraft at home I was starting to get the warning signs of RSI. This freaked me out somewhat so I just grabbed the mouse left handed at work one day. To my surprise I was up to speed in about an hour and I mouse left at work ever since. The RSI tingles went away. Two other benefits, nobody borrows my computer for long, and I get a nice WTF from people who wonder if I'm left handed. I tell them I'm a lefty but the Nuns made me write with my right hand.

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    48. Re:Impossible? by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your statement demonstrates a lack of understanding of what the term 'survival of the fittest' means. There is no such thing as 'fittest for all possible situations.' There is only fitness for the conditions the entity finds itself in. Conditions change, and fitness criteria change. Having flat feet is no longer the impediment it once was. Being bad at math is now more of a hindrance than it used to be. Being an anaerobic single celled organism that farts out oxygen was the height of fitness at one time, but then all this pesky oxygen started appearing, and that wasn't such a good niche anymore.

      Evolution does not proceed from "less evolved" to "more evolved." Some of the most successful creatures in existence have not had to evolve in hundreds of millions of years. Having eyes seems like a more evolved trait, you wouldn't expect a creature with them to evolve into something without them, but every biological structure carries an energy cost, and if it isn't doing any good anymore, it will be lost, as with cave fish. Are cave fish 'less evolved' than sighted fish? Well, they are far better adapted at living in caves, but put them in the open ocean and their name would be 'snack.'

      Evolution has no direction. It is not moving away from anything or towards anything in particular, but it is constantly moving. Survival of the fittest always applies, it just doesn't mean what you think it means.

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    49. Re:Impossible? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      When you are right handed, writing with your right hand is generally more legible and faster than with your left. And when left handed using your left hand is generally more legible and faster.

      But I guess you're just a freak.

    50. Re:Impossible? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Apparently it's not all that trivial.

      Its trivial in most games. I can't speak to ALL games.

      The Wii version of Twilight Princess has the entire MAP, including dungeon interiors, reversed to accommodate right-handed players for the (usually left-handed but now right-handed) Link. As in, Death Mountain is now in the west.

      I can't imagine they would have gone to all that trouble if it had been a simple matter of reversing the Link model, especially since Miyamoto is left-handed.

      Given its 3rd person and how much link interacts with his environment (which is unusual by the way) simply reversing all the geometry in the game *is* the easy fix. Its one trivial transform.

      Fixing it without changing the world would have required custom left and right hand animations, as in some cases mirroring the model would have resulted in strange/unrealistic world interaction animation. Reversing the entire world on the other hand is a trivial fix. The only adjustment required would be to in game text refering to east/west, and any text on textures would need to be handled. (not that i actually specifically recall there being any...)

    51. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Survival of the fittest doesn't mean you can run from tigers. It means that you fuck the most before you die.

    52. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, my brother is a lefty, and I've seen him use his right hand for ASWD all the time.

    53. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm left handed as well. You can adapt to the right handed world very easily. I use a regular mouse, I golf right handed but putt lefty; those teaching me when I was younger and the local par3 places only had RH clubs and the cheap putters can be used either way. I still maintain that combination now years later with my own clubs. I can bat both ways, left being more powerful, right is more accurate, no way in hell can I wear a left glove and throw with my right hand though. Those lefty scissors I was forced to use in elementary school were completely useless and never thought of again. There are things that I can do righty but never really had a need to but still do it anyway on occasion. I bowl both although my average with the left is about 50 higher. I can write right handed but obviously not as good as lefty but if there was ever a reason to practice those things more with the right hand, I could get better. The list goes on and on. I am also left eyed.

      Bottom line, there is no handicap being left handed and you adapt just like everyone else.

    54. Re:Impossible? by Quirkz · · Score: 1
      I've been doing the same thing for years. Righty at home, lefty at work, to spare my aching wrist. I can do almost anything lefty, but for really precise gaming, and really precise Photoshop work, I've got to mouse righty.

      Weird thing I've noticed is how strongly other people can react to a mouse on the other side of the keyboard. Sometimes they just blindly drop their right hand onto the desk and flail around for a while, messing up my stuff. Sometimes they give me a weird look and an incredulous (and I really do mean that; they're not just being casual, they sound weirded out) "are you a lefty?" In one of the more extreme cases a professor actually got huffy, grumbled out loud about "the mouse is on the wrong side!" and rearranged my whole desk just so he could move the mouse over to type in his password.

    55. Re:Impossible? by Xest · · Score: 1

      I think you completely missed my point.

      My point is, despite being left handed I don't find any disadvantage in switching to my right hand for any of these things, even though I can't for the life of me write with my right hand for example.

      I have an old MS Sidewinder joystick which is very much a right handed stick, and have also had to use a purely right hand designed mouse at work, simply using my right hand instead was not difficult for these sorts of devices (again, as opposed to doing something like writing). It's not like when you're left handed you are missing your right hand- you're not disabled, it still works for many things and using a device as simple as a mouse and joystick is one of those things.

      You have to get used to using your right hand for some things- what about driving a left hand drive car? you need your right hand to use the gear stick. Getting used to using a right handed mouse or joystick with your right hand even if naturally left handed really isn't any harder.

      Perhaps I'm slightly more ambidextrous than some, but that seems unlikely because I know full well the discomfort of doing some things right handed and again, I simply can't write to save my life right handed for example, computing with any kind of device has never been one of those things though, just like driving a car hasn't. I think if people actually tried to get used to using their right hand rather than simply complain they can't, they'd soon find it's not really a problem.

    56. Re:Impossible? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Lefties already do that typically. It's pretty ignorant to suggest that it isn't already the case. It's hardly just games which require it, many situations in life work a lot better for those who use their right hands for things.

    57. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like his concept of reality too. Besides the unique 10% of the population, he seems to indicate that if you're not one of the genetically chosen, you wouldn't mind giving up your left arm.

          I don't know, I kinda use both of mine all day. I drive with both hands. I shift with my right hand, which means I steer with my left. When typing, I'm typing with both hands. If I'm carrying stuff in my right hand, I open doors with my left. Conversely, if I'm carrying stuff in my left hand, I open doors with my right.

          I wish they'd STFU about how terrible it is to be them. So you use left handed pencils and screwdrivers. We get it already. Go chop off your right arm and prove to use that you're as cool as a left handed Mac (available at your local Apple store, just in time for Christmas)

    58. Re:Impossible? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      They'd be correct about the controls being lousy, because it would in effect be broken for 90% of the population.

      It's pretty much just the arrogant lefties that can't do these things with their off hand. Much of life really does dictate doing things right handed, to an extent it's not terribly realistic to expect to get through life without knowing how to do things right handed.

      Sure it's less than ideal, but expecting the entire world to work just as well from the left side as the right strikes me as a bit unrealistic. And yes gaming ought to cope with lefties, but the mouse goes on the right side of the computer, and it's really strange when people do it the other way around.

    59. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i use my computer at work with my left hand and everywhere else with my right... it took a couple weeks to become accurate but i can't tell the difference anymore, this article is pseudo-bullshit

    60. Re:Impossible? by Creepy · · Score: 1

      well I'm a lefty and doing things right handed is really hard unless I learn them that way. I learned right handed mouse and right handed cello, guitar, and bass guitar. I couldn't switch hit in baseball or softball to save my life, though (and I tried HARD to learn it - just no accuracy or power - I strike out in slow pitch...). Hmm... I couldn't really play a left handed instrument either when I tried, but piano wasn't bad because I had to learn both hands.

    61. Re:Impossible? by gknoy · · Score: 1

      That's a really good point. For gaming, I have to use my dominant hand. I /cannot/ play Starcraft left-handed, for example, or FPSes. Using a paint program usually is OK, but sometimes I have to swap hands if I get frustrated. I'm having to think too much about the input, I guess.

    62. Re:Impossible? by vux984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My point is, despite being left handed I don't find any disadvantage in switching to my right hand for any of these things, even though I can't for the life of me write with my right hand for example.

      I can mouse around with my right hand just fine, and frequently do when I'm at someone else's desk. But I can't possibly play an FPS or RTS with my right hand on the mouse competitively where I need fast precise movement.

      I'm sure with practice I could improve further but:

      a) I'd be at a considerable disadvantage for some time.
      b) I might never reach the same level of competency.
      c) Why exactly should I?

      I think if people actually tried to get used to using their right hand rather than simply complain they can't, they'd soon find it's not really a problem.

      So if the IT guys at work are left handed, and unconsciously set up all the work stations with the mouse/mousepad on the left -- should all the righties just 'get used to it'?

      What if they do something perverse like swap the buttons in windows, or order left-handed ergo mice? Just get used to it?

    63. Re:Impossible? by Halifax+Samuels · · Score: 1

      I actually do the exact same thing. My home mouse is too contoured to use left-handed, and my work mouse is only slightly-contoured (I still hit the forward/back buttons on accident from time to time).

      I have noticed that I'm slightly naturally ambidextrous, however, and that the only reason I'm uncoordinated with one hand in any given task is through lack of practice. I don't know if everybody can change hands with only a week or so of use (how long it took me to get used to using my mouse left-handed) but I do know most people don't want to spend the time and effort to change themselves to conform to a product.

    64. Re:Impossible? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Lefties make up about %10 or less of the population. If taking lefties into account costs more than the 10% revenue you'll lose without taking them into account, it ain't worth it.

      Generally speaking, if it's a small operation producing a low volume game, it just isn't worth the trouble.

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    65. Re:Impossible? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I'm a rightie, and I find myself doing the same thing most of the time. I find that using my left hand to mouse also frees my right hand up for the keyboard (enter, backspace, etc) when necessary and I can mouse and use the numeric keypad on my computer at the same time which is occasionally handy.

      At home, my wife is just used to the mouse on the right, so I go with that.

      The nice part is that it evens out the wear on my wrists.

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    66. Re:Impossible? by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      What dumb ass decided that the enter key should be on the right?

      Trye swapping the shift lock and enter keys.

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    67. Re:Impossible? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, no shit. They're almost as bad as the Democrats these days!

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    68. Re:Impossible? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The mouse is an unnatural interface and its 100% learned. The button order doesn't matter.

      Don't know about you, but my index finger is both stronger and more dexterous than my middle finger, so it makes sense to use it the most, hence the "left" click.

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    69. Re:Impossible? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "It's not like when you're left handed you are missing your right hand- you're not disabled..."

      I dunno. Possibly it is due to lefties having their brains wired differently, but as a right handed person...my left hand for most things, is completely useless. I can not do most things at all with the left hand.

      As I kid, I did learn some slight of hand magic, and I could learn to do a few simple things like roll coins on both hands, etc...but very limited.

      If I try to do most anything with my left hand...I feel like I am a bit disabled, and get pretty much a disabled persons results with it.

      Typing and fingering the fretboard on a guitar are about all I can do left handed.

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    70. Re:Impossible? by curunir · · Score: 1

      The GP is basically being an insensitive clod in suggesting that lefties can easily do things right-handed.

      I never said it was easy, only possible. The submitter said it was impossible, not difficult.

      I was merely pointing out that there was a possibility that he hadn't considered. I'm right handed but I've been able to teach myself to do things with my left hand through conscious effort. I spent 3 months learning to throw lefty and now I can throw an 80mph fastball...not quite as fast as I can throw with my right, but close. I learned to play ping pong with my left hand initially to offer a handicap against players not at my level, but I'm now equally good with either hand. I've also learned to bowl and write with my left. And the goal for me in all of that was to get better at playing songs on piano with melodic bass clef parts that require more dexterity for the fingering. And it's worked pretty well...the more I force my brain to learn how to use my left hand for things that come more natural with my right, the better I get at doing most things with my left.

      The story had such a defeatist tone like there was absolutely no way he could play the game. I was just pointing out the error in that thinking since I have experience working through similar things.

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    71. Re:Impossible? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      That's because less than 10% of the population is left handed.

      You live in a right handed world. Deal with it.

      I'm not going to cater to you.

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    72. Re:Impossible? by lgw · · Score: 1

      If my hands are on a compute keyboard, why on earth would I be taking notes on paper. Really bad software design?

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    73. Re:Impossible? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Wow - so I take it that you don't masturbate?

      "I've been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
      Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed.
      That's the hand I use, well, never mind!"

      - Paul Simon

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    74. Re:Impossible? by vux984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They'd be correct about the controls being lousy, because it would in effect be broken for 90% of the population.

      Fascinating that you consider them 'broken'. If you tried them, you'd get used to them and cope just fine, right? So how does that make them broken?

      Remember, they only -seem- awkward because you aren't "used to them", once you've put in some time, it'll be completely natural. So they aren't inherently bad or defective at all.

      That was the argument you made for lefties... why exactly doesn't apply to right handed people?

    75. Re:Impossible? by sortius_nod · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that. Everything from doors to driving are aimed at prominence being in the right hand. It's not like people complain that doors are right handed.

      One thing I learnt from martial arts is that to rely on your stronger hand/arm is to only fight with half your body. I was always taught to spar in both on and off hand stances. It didn't take long to become good at this.

      If you're a gamer you won't mind learning to do things differently. Isn't that the whole point of a game? You play it to get good at it thus enhancing the fun to be had.

    76. Re:Impossible? by BitwiseX · · Score: 1

      The DS itself is biased to right handed people. Look what side the stylus is on.

    77. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm having a hard enough time trying to teach myself how to use a computer mouse righthanded after having used it lefthanded for 25 years-ish.

      Here's how: I switched from right-mouse to left years ago. I'm still right-handed in everything else. But games, delicate image editing, etc, I use a left mouse just fine.

      The transition trick was to treat the mouse like it was an Apple at first: one button. I left the buttons in the previously standard arrangement, just put both fingers on whichever I needed to press at that moment. That got me over the 'conversion hump' easily. In a few days I naturally spread the fingers and moused normally with two buttons and a wheel.

      Spreading out the learning curve made it surprisingly easy. I was completely converted within a week with very little speed loss during the process. Which is kinda amazing for somebody that isn't even slightly ambidextrous. Try it.

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      For anyone wondering why I'd switch - I was getting old. At nearly 40 my hands just couldn't take the long days at the keyboard the same, so I needed to give the right mouse fingers a break. As bonus, you're no longer reaching over the numpad on full size keyboards. And you've freed up the right to use the numpad while mousing. Handy for things like spreadsheets.

      There's more. Try it if you're curious. You end up being surprised that we didn't put the mouse on left by default. (And it frees up the right to sip coffee as it was Meant To Be.)

    78. Re:Impossible? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      People abuse the word literally so much web comics have made fun of it. Kind of like the whole affect / effect kind of thing.

      At least the folks using 'literally' in that context, can say they are intentionally exagerating, hyperbole, even though the word literally specifically means you are not exagerating!

      I don't think using the word "impossible" fits into the same category, however. Someone using the word impossible is just being intentionally lazy, much the way someone using 'literally' like that is being unintentionally or negligently lazy.

      It's an error, but not a minor or pedantic one. It falls under extreme exagerations, or hyperbole such as "This day will never end" "indestructible computer", "unhackable server", or "unbreakable Linux"

      However, from the context of the article, the author was completely serious, the word impossible is not an idiom, and it didn't appear to be an intentional exageration or hyperbole, because it was insisted upon, which just made the whole rant in the original post look all the more foolish.

    79. Re:Impossible? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      That's because less than 10% of the population is left handed.

      2% of the world is blonde. So there are 5x as many left handed people as blonde people. That's staggeringly large number of people. Trying to somehow 'marginalize' 10% of the population is just ignorant.

      Hell, hopefully without seeming rascist, only slightly more than 10% of the world is caucasion. There are very nearly as many left handed people as their are white people.

      You live in a right handed world. Deal with it.

      I do. Advocating customizable control schemes and reminding developers to consider left-handedness when developing motion-mapped control systems is part of how I deal with it.

      I'm not going to cater to you.

      Your loss. With 132 million DS's out there, that's 13 million left handed ones. That's the same number as the total number of people who bought a sega master system. There's a good reason left handed support is generally at least acceptable. You don't shut out a market that big, especially when its generally trivial to support it.

    80. Re:Impossible? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Because you are filling out some paper forms while using the mouse to view some documents related to them.

      Because you are drawing a diagram and you don't have a tablet pen thing.

      Because you are annotating a paper document. say a student's assignment.

      Because you are writing down cheat code snippets from a gaming web site to take the couch and enter into the playstation.

      Because short hand is faster than typing.

      Because you want to take the write an address on a post-it-note to put in your wallet.

    81. Re:Impossible? by __aajfby9338 · · Score: 1

      I shoot firearms lefty (not fun learning to shoot with an M16-A1 that required a clip-on "lefty" brass deflector, forgot it once and was rewarded with a hot casing stuck between my face and my eyeglasses).

      I'm just curious: Which of your eyes is dominant? I've been told that pistols are best operated with the dominant hand, while rifles are best fired from whichever side has the dominant eye. I'm both right-handed and right-eye-dominant, but if I ever happen to introduce shooting to somebody with their dominant hand and eye on opposite sides, I don't want to mislead them with bad advice.

      All of my AR-pattern rifles have the cast-in shell deflector behind the ejection port, but I'm not sure I'd trust it if I had to shoot lefty. There are left-handed AR-pattern rifles out there, and I've even seen a left-handed M1911: everything was a mirror image of the normal design, right down to requiring left-handed magazines.

    82. Re:Impossible? by aevan · · Score: 1

      Heh, that's the same reason I learned to write left handed back in school. Long essay tests had my right hand cramping up, and you can't ask the teacher to be excused for an hour to relax it. Carried that idea onwards by learning to off-hand pretty much everything in case of injury or fatigue.

      Never did figure out how to decently use scissors left handed though. *shrug*

    83. Re:Impossible? by JanneM · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Everything from doors to driving are aimed at prominence being in the right hand."

      No.

      Right-hand drive cars have the gear stick, radio and so on on the left, simply because it needs to be in the center, and other controls are not laid out with handedness as a consideration. Doors come both left and right-moving, depending on the floor layout, with no consideration of the handedness of their users, with handles that make no difference for handedness.

      So, excellent examples of how common objects are not optimized for handedness.

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    84. Re:Impossible? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      That seems like a bizarre definition of the word impossible.

      It doesn't look like it's that hard to play left-handed. Maybe he just sucks at visual puzzles.

    85. Re:Impossible? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      For instance, the current holder of the last 3 tennis grand slams is naturally right-handed but plays as a lefty. He built the muscle memory necessary be good at it and now it's not a problem for him. I see no reason why tennis would be easier to master with your off hand than a video game would be.

      I'm going to guess he's invested many years, if not decades, into his play and training. I highly doubt that someone is going to be willing, or really able to do that for a video game.

    86. Re:Impossible? by zblack_eagle · · Score: 1

      That and that practically nobody else has taken them into account, so if they're in the market for video games they've likely already developed the ability to play like the other 90%. That means that you'd be aiming for an even smaller segment of the population than that 10%.

    87. Re:Impossible? by eharvill · · Score: 1

      Probably the same reason there are not more games for Mac and Linux. :-)

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    88. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then don't play it, I think that's pretty obvious.

    89. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stimulating muscles you don't use on a regular basis in turn stimulates the brain and improves brain growth and increases connections between cells.

    90. Re:Impossible? by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say that most lefties are ambidextrous, but I would say that perhaps a higher proportion of them are. I'm naturally left-handed, but I write with my right hand when I'm writing LTR languages. For RTL, I switch to my left hand. :)

      I do know several lefties who don't or can't switch at all though. And oddly, I also know a number of people who are generally right-handed, but left-handed when it comes to sports/athletics.

    91. Re:Impossible? by Zadaz · · Score: 1

      I disagree that a minigame for the DSi doesn't have the production value to take on 'every little thing'.

      I've worked on a number of smaller games, mostly educational and most on a smaller budget than a DSi game. Every single one of them had to not only allow for right/left handed play, but also account for colorblindness and deafness. This isn't limited to educational games but is pretty standard design practices across all professional game design.

      After doing a few games with those interface concepts in mind it becomes second nature and doesn't impact the development at all. This is just and example of sloppy design.

    92. Re:Impossible? by mtmra70 · · Score: 1

      Why MUST you use the mouse on the left? I am "left handed" (write, bat, eat, throw, etc left handed), but by no means do I force myself to use such a backwards interface. For example, when I started to play string bass in 4th grade I asked if there was a "left handed way"..nope. So there it was, I learned to play bass like everyone else and it never felt unnatural. When I used a computer the mouse is on the right, when I ride a motorcycle the throttle is on the right, when I drive a car the gas is on the right.
       
      "Lefties" that force themselves to do everything the opposite of a "righty" are no more wrong than people not "taking lefties into consideration".

    93. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the screen? Depends on the size of the hand doesn't it? If you have to reach all the way across the screen to click on controls on the right side you can't see the screen. This is something simply solved by having a left/right hand option in the game menu or dockable controls or whatever.

      I agree it isn't worth a lot of bitching about but there is a point when you get to relatively obvious ways of accomidating a large portion of society and chose not do because of laziness or not being bothered, or thinking about it.

      A bigger argument I think could be made for game console controllers though most games let you move the controls around which can help you still can't really get passed the ABXY, square triangle etc whatever only being on one side of the controller. Anyone out there make a left handed controller? Would be cool for novelity or to give to the guest when they are over playing against you :-)

    94. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used the N52 keypad. I *bought* an N52 keypad.

      What I don't get is why left-handers have problems with the keyboard/mouse combo at all. I understand that games like this one, where the left hand covers the field of play, could potentially be more challenging, but the whole input thing? I've been using a mouse in my right hand since I started using computers (when I was about 5 years old or so).

      I remember in 4th grade when my computer lab teacher asked if there were any lefties in the room. I indicated I was one of those, and she said I could switch my mouse. I was confused by that permission and laughed--I said that I had always used the mouse on the right. Same deal since then--I'm confused by people who use mice on the not-right side!

      When you're 1 out of 10 people, you learn pretty quickly to adapt to what the other 9 out of 10 people commonly do. I don't even notice how many things I do on a daily basis that are actually adapted behaviours from living in a right-handed world, except maybe tapping my travelcard at gates across my body with my left hand on the pad that's on the ride side of a gate.

      It's a lot of fun playing tennis, batting, and playing Wii Sports, though.

    95. Re:Impossible? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      If the game was designed for left-handed people and didn't accomodate righties right handed people would play it for 5 minutes call it a shit game with lousy controls... and they would be CORRECT!

      But apparently if its designed for righties but not lefties, "you are longer surprised that there are those who lack the ability/will to adapt to a different setup." instead of recognizing that the controls are lousy.

      My comment was about recognizing how some are unable to adapt (applies equally to either handedness). Of course the controls are lousy, thus the frustration felt by those who can't/won't adapt to them. I can imagine the same would be felt by a die-hard right-hander driving a manual transmission vehicle in the UK, which requires the left hand to shift gears.

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    96. Re:Impossible? by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

      "Lefties have a tendency to believe they're being discriminated against when they're really just occasionally not taken into consideration on accident."

      I dunno man. DS games may be one thing (and from what I read, all the game requires is tapping? If you can't tap a stylus with your off hand, you could use a little ambidexterity training!), but try writing on the front side of paper in a 3-ring binder or spiral bound notebook! That is a real pain in the ass (especially considering the number of teachers who specified exactly what type of paper-holding device to use).

    97. Re:Impossible? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      That's a stupid thing to say. Are right handers that put the mouse on the right side stupid? There's no innate, objective 'correct' side.

      The only stupid move would be doing it a way that is less productive for you personally.

    98. Re:Impossible? by meerling · · Score: 1

      Lefties already have to do a lot of stupid (and sometimes painful) things just to get by when idiots design things only for righties. Sounds like you'd like us to go back to the days when teachers bound a lefties hand behind their back to force them to learn to do things right handed. And even though you can learn to do things acceptably well with your non-primary hand, it's been shown to never be as effective as having the same training for your primary hand.

      And no, I no more expect to, or am willing to, train up my non-primary hand to play a game than you are.

    99. Re:Impossible? by Grog6 · · Score: 1

      I use a right-handed mouse on the left of my keyboard, std button setup, (MX518) and my right hand does everything else, pretty much. I can do better than 35wpm with my right hand, after long years of practice.

      For games, I have every key on the right side of the keyboard programmed the same for every game; I've found that adding/changing the mental link between key takes about a week now. I couldn't have done that at all 10 years ago. I set my 'mental keyboard/mouse setup' in the late 80s with Leisure Suit Larry and Day of the Tentacle, lol.

      Adding the extra buttons for Crysis took a bit; it was 6 months to where I could forget thinking about it and just do it instead. (I'm talking about the suit controls, if no one plays)

      For programming, I'm both hands on keyboard, I don't really use the mouse a lot.

      Working on cars, I can do almost anything with either hand; it's just a lot easier with my left. Some things on engines can only be done right or left handed; you really don't get to choose. Guaranteed, if you can't see it, it can only get removed/replaced with the right hand. :)

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    100. Re:Impossible? by meerling · · Score: 1

      Mouse is in my left hand, but it's stupid to switch it's buttons. I hate the wasd controlled games because I have to reach my right hand across the keyboard and hold my wrist at an odd and painful angle to use them. These days if a game uses wasd and doesn't let me switch them, I send a bug report to the devs and if they don't rapidly reply with a fix, I throw the game away. (It's not rage, it's just there's no game out there worth the pain, literally.) For one recent example, Fantasy Earth Zero.

      Also, I hate the so called egonomic things. They are usually only designed for righties. Often the companies claim to have a left handed version, but funny thing, no stores carry them, and you probably can't even get it when you contact the manufacturer either.

      In this day and age with the ease of configuring interfaces it's just plain moronic to blow off 10%-15% of your potential audience because you customize an interface for only one handedness.

    101. Re:Impossible? by Baron+W.H.I.T.I.E. · · Score: 1

      So, excellent examples of how common objects are not optimized for handedness.

      Butter knives however are. The ones with serration on one side and not the other. If you try to spread your butter left handed the serrations get in the way.

    102. Re:Impossible? by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      I generally mouse righty but I am equally comfortable going lefty (without a button swap). However, I use my left hand exclusively for pointing sticks and touchpads since that requires finer finger control than my right can provide without more practice.

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      I am becoming gerund, destroyer of verbs.
    103. Re:Impossible? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      "Lefties" that force themselves to do everything the opposite of a "righty" are no more wrong than people not "taking lefties into consideration".

      Where do you get an idea like this? 'force'? Seriously?

      I didn't 'force' myself to use a mouse with the left hand any more than I forced myself to write with my left hand.

      When I used a computer the mouse is on the right

      I set up the first mouse I ever used, a Genius 3 button mouse, in the mid 1980s. It went on the left because I put it there after plugging it into my 80286 based IBM PC AT clone with VGA (320x200 256 color!!) It came with a green xacto-pad cutting board for a mouse pad and looked like this...

      http://content.techrepublic.com.com/2346-10877_11-32288-10.html (the one on the left)

      The only only program I had that actually used the mouse at first was a paint program called "Dr. Halo". It came on a floppy disk in the box with the mouse. Now because it was a drawing/painting program, I was naturally inclined to use my drawing/painting/writing hand. Go figure.

      I'm curious how you are going to rationalize this as 'forced' or 'wrong'...??

    104. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like scroll bars on the right side of windows. When using my tablet I end up covering the screen while getting over to the scroll bar with the stylus.
      Not just games but many other software designs make left handed use akward, and no option for a left handed version or customizations.

      iPhone: why to I have to start from the left and swipe right? Much more akward to push my thumb across then pull it like a rightie.
      Android, when you have landscape rotation, why can't I rotate to put the buttons on the left side? Was it much harder to do both ways?

    105. Re:Impossible? by jowifi · · Score: 1

      I'm right-handed, but mouse left-handed. I switched because I felt moving my hand from the home keys across the cursor keys and numeric keypad to get to the mouse was putting uncomfortable strain on my elbow. It's a noticeably shorter reach with the left hand. I'm now pretty much ambidexterous with either a mouse or trackball. I also find mousing lefty easier with certain applications or games that primarily use the cursor or numeric keys. By mousing with my left hand, I don't have to move my right hand off the keyboard. I usually reverse the buttons on the left side so that my index finger does the same thing and I've also gotten to where I see "right-click" and automatically mirror it so I left-click. I can pretty much work a right- or left-handed configuration with either hand with only a few moments to switch modes in my brain.

    106. Re:Impossible? by Matheus · · Score: 1

      Personally I'd tell this guy to put down the DS and go play disc golf (or regular golf for that matter) as a vast majority of the better courses are designed to challenge your typical righty's curve making them easier for a lefty to play with lower skill.

      The only solid argument I've seen for this being not lefty-friendly is your 'partially obscure one of the screens' statement and frankly that is far from an argument for impossible... if anything a mild impediment.

      In High School I burned the skin off of my right hand. For 2 months I couldn't use it for *anything* (at least not without a boat load of pain) That was the 2 months when our local bowling alley (wholesome fun for us highschoolers) had quarter and then fifty cent bowling (unlimited games.. that much each) I taught myself to bowl left handed and yes.. it was a challenge at first but within a few days I was getting back up to my average as a righty. During this time I was also driving a stick shifting with my left hand. Both of these seem like significantly more of a challenge than not being able to see a part of the screen not even essential for playing this simple video game.

      Life is too easy for too many people... we need us some Armageddon to show what hard is.

    107. Re:Impossible? by pvera · · Score: 1

      I have no idea, but based on how it was impossible for me to shoot the A1 properly right-handed, I guess my left eye is dominant. I can shoot pistols ambidextrous, but if I shoot Weaver then it is lefty. As for that cast-in deflector stub, its usefulness became obvious the day I got that casing stuck under my eyeglass and my drill sergeant was so furious that I was not issued the clip-on deflector that he had me turn in the A1 and exchange it for an A2 (the first one with the cast-in deflector).

      As for "lefty" rifles, I have seen bullpup rifles that let you pick if you want the brass to be ejected left or right.

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      Pedro
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      The Insomniac Coder
    108. Re:Impossible? by __aajfby9338 · · Score: 1

      Ah, so that cast-in deflector really works? Cool.

      There's a simple trick to determine which eye is dominant. Describing it might not be so simple, but I'll give it a try. Put your hands together so they're overlapping a bit, with the backs of your hands towards your face, and with a hole left open between the webs of your thumbs. Put your hands out at arm's length and look at a fairly distant object through that hole. Now slowly bring your hands towards your face while continuing to look at that same object. You'll end up with your hands against your face, looking at the object with one eye, with the other eye covered. The uncovered eye is your dominant one.

      If you show the trick to somebody else, have them look at you through the hole. You'll immediately see which of their eyes is looking at you, before they start moving their hands towards their face. It's also a lot easier to show them how to do the trick when you can just say "go like this" instead of trying to describe it!

    109. Re:Impossible? by gullevek · · Score: 0

      Not in England or Japan, I have the gear box on the right side. So this is an advantage for right-handers like me.

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      "Freiheit ist immer auch die Freiheit des Andersdenkenden" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1871 - 1919
    110. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it isn't even remotely difficult, i am a lefty and i have this game which i've played with my right hand without even think about it being a problem. it's not like they make you do anything precise with your hand, just tap a number...wtf?

    111. Re:Impossible? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "c) Why exactly should I?"

      Well it's always going to be your choice, if you don't feel it's worth it fine, but then don't complain either- a solution to the problem is available. If you're complaining about it then obviously you're unhappy about it so the answer to "Why should I?" is simply so you don't have to worry about said problem.

      "So if the IT guys at work are left handed, and unconsciously set up all the work stations with the mouse/mousepad on the left -- should all the righties just 'get used to it'?"

      Not really because the IT guys have to go out their way to do just that, like it or not, right handed is the default. It's not unreasonable for people to expect the default, but it's much less reasonable to expect everyone to change things just for you.

      If however as an alternative example, you'd used an imaginary scenario where by left hand was the default and righties should get used to it then yes, I'd agree with you completely. Unfortunately we do not live in that world though.

    112. Re:Impossible? by oljanx · · Score: 1

      As an ESDF righty, I feel your pain. I might be in the real minority here.

    113. Re:Impossible? by Xest · · Score: 1

      The issue seems to be with handedness that because we instinctively use one hand for something we use that hand by default, it doesn't mean we couldn't get used to using our other hand too, just as it's less natural we simply don't bother to try.

      My point really is that if you actually bother to try and actually get used to it, using your other hand does actually work just as well as using your main hand.

    114. Re:Impossible? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      As a leftie, I have to agree.

      This is nothing new. I have had to adapt to the majority since about the age of 6 when there just weren't enough left handed scissors (with the green handle!) to go around.

      By now I almost exclusively use a mouse with the right hand (decent ambidextrous mice for the most part died out years ago). Hmm. Maybe that's also why I suck at Starcraft 2 so badly.

    115. Re:Impossible? by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      To compare a world-class athlete, a man probably one in a million in terms of technique, application and effort, to someone trying to play a video game is at best disingenuous. Why should I need to develop muscle memory in order to play some two-bit game?

    116. Re:Impossible? by mcvos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having flat feet is no longer the impediment it once was. Being bad at math is now more of a hindrance than it used to be.

      Is it? I was under the impression that people who are good at math tend to have a harder time reproducing than people who are bad at it.

      (Everything else you said was spot on, though.)

    117. Re:Impossible? by Dudibob · · Score: 1

      I'm right handed and live in the UK so all those things are on my left hand, does that mean the UK's being discriminating against use righties!? Being serious, I don't think I could use the gearstick/radio with my right hand now.

    118. Re:Impossible? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      While that was definitely questionable, it's so much not what the real problem is with that article.

      He complains about something, but completely fails to explain what the problem is. Why is it impossible to play for a leftie? What does a "left-handed" switch on the DSi usually do? I'm left-handed, and have never had a problem playing games and never needed to switch anything. I don't have a DSi, so I'd love to know why this is such a crippling issue on the DSi. But TFA completely fails to explain what the fucking problem is. He just whines.

    119. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that Wii games and the like are nice to have lefty support (I am a lefty as well), but for this game I just don't get it. I watched the linked youtube videos that supposedly show how it is impossible for a lefty and well... I am flummoxed. You are using a pen to move numbers. How is that any different than using a pen on a pda? I don't have my cell phone tricked out to use the keyboard. I just use it... with my left finger. From watching the videos I can't see that I would have any problems playing the game with my left hand. It may be nicer to have the accept button on the left side, but that is really trivial.

    120. Re:Impossible? by Tukz · · Score: 1

      Every single one of the knifes in my drawers are quite the same on each side.
      I even checked the edges on the steak knives, they are exactly the same.

      What kind of butter knives do you buy?

      And yes, I do have a butter knife (larger blade) and it's edged on both sides.

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    121. Re:Impossible? by Tukz · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the gearbox be on your left side, if you're sitting in the right side of the car?

      Maybe I misunderstood your post, but in England (and those few other countries that drive in the left side of the road), the driver is seated in the right side of the car and thus having the gearbox on the left side.

      --
      - Don't do what I do, it's probably not healthy nor safe. -
    122. Re:Impossible? by netsuhi.com · · Score: 1

      I guess that only 10% if not 5% of people are naturally right handed as well and 80% are somewhere in between. As we live in a right handed world 90% of the people who are neither left or right handed learn to be right handed from there parents who learned to be right handed from there parents. Hopfully in 2 or 3 generations time we will have the majority of people able to use either hand.

    123. Re:Impossible? by netsuhi.com · · Score: 1

      And oddly, I also know a number of people who are generally right-handed, but left-handed when it comes to sports/athletics.

      I guess this is something to do with them actually being more left handed than right handed and there is less preduice against left handedness in sport than in the rest of the world. How many right handed people would be left handed if the world was generally left handed?

    124. Re:Impossible? by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Good question... the sport of Golf is a great example... here in Canada, almost 50% of golfers are lefties... :)

    125. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To say that you 'literally' exploded into a fit of rage is actually using the word 'literally' correctly.

      If you look up in the dictionary you will find that the term 'literally' is also used to mean 'virtually' (ie NOT literally in the literal sense).

      Definition of LITERALLY
      1: in a literal sense or manner : actually
      2: in effect : virtually

      So, whilst your example was correct in the literal sense, it was literally incorrect. :-)

    126. Re:Impossible? by ooshna · · Score: 1

      I always thought of survival of the fittest in the natural sense as in members with unfavorable traits get weeded out from the herd. Today the term means nothing to humans b/c of civilization and technology. Even people with learning disabilities Can grow up and have children. I'm not talking completely retarded people but people that have no hopes of contributing to society outside of bagging groceries. Same thing goes for people with genetic diseases. If a major nuclear war happened and civilization was destroyed many many people would be dead with in years.

    127. Re:Impossible? by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1

      Why does he play left handed? I understand guitarists playing right-hand guitars when they're left handed (more availability)....

      It puts different spin on the ball, making it slightly harder for the opponent to return the ball.

      If you can develop equal skill with right and left hands, you can cover more of the court because you aren't using a backhand. I played against one opponent in high school who hit her serves with the hand closest to midline of the court, increasing her chances of an ace. (hated her!)

      BUT - back to the topic of gaming. It's foolish to annoy 20% or so of your market by having game play that is difficult for lefties. (the % of lefties is increasing now that schools aren't whapping them with rulers for using their left hands, with the proportions highest in the audience the game sellers are interested in and much lower in us geezers).

    128. Re:Impossible? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      on most gaming systems, you use your off hand without giving any thought to using it.

      maybe the problem is really that the game isn't much fun to start with? and the guy who wrote about it seems like he should complain about writing left to right too.
      here's a gameplay video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckczEjL4t-M I could totally play that with left hand. and i'm right handed. but would I like to play the game at all? no.

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    129. Re:Impossible? by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      For example, when I started to play string bass in 4th grade I asked if there was a "left handed way"..nope.

      Huh? You could buy a left-handed bass. Or string a right-handed bass left-handed, Jimi Hendrix-style.

      I know a couple of left handed guitarists. One plays left-handed guitars and can't play on a right-handed. The other vice versa.

      --
      Brain surgery - it's not rocket science!
    130. Re:Impossible? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You can be more or less evolved for a particular niche and you can be more or less evolved for adaptability. For example, cold-blooded creatures are "less evolved" than mammals; they can survive in less niches, and provably came before mammals. The combination of the two makes them "less evolved", or more primitive. We have more complex systems that evolved later to do things they cannot do. How is that anything other than more evolved? It still doesn't mean that there is a single ultimate result for DNA, although I feel that too is mostly a matter of definition.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    131. Re:Impossible? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I have the steering wheel on the otherside, along with 100 million other people in the world. You ... clod.

    132. Re:Impossible? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      A frisbee minigame in one title in particular can't cope at all with a left handed movement.

      I'm actually surprised at this. I noticed recently at the beach that I don't throw frisbies with the typical backhand motion, but rather using a forward flick. I get it far more accurate that way. I have always thrown it like that. Looking at the resulting impact on the controller I don't think the controller would realise that this isn't at all left handed. The motion is the same. Of all the games that should work for both lefties and righties this should be the one as frisbies fly regardless with which direction you throw them using either hand.

    133. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wanted to say I have a sinister DeathAdder and I enjoy it quite a bit. Having both side buttons where my thumb's at is very convenient.

    134. Re:Impossible? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Affect/effect is one of my biggest gripes about the English language. It's another one of those bizarre distinctions that's very difficult to understand and serves no practical purpose in the language. We should have done away with affect a long time ago. It's not as frustrating as the lack of a third person, singular, gender-neutral pronoun for a person in English (I'm all for just adapting "them" for singular usage rather than the annoyingly awkward him/her construct, BTW). But it's pretty annoying (and pointless).

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    135. Re:Impossible? by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 1

      I think that the point of the article is that while it's understandable that they may have forgotten about lefties, Nintendo's return policy makes it impossible to return a game that is practically impossible to play.

      *And yes, I managed to use "impossible" twice correctly in the same sentence.

    136. Re:Impossible? by PONA-Boy · · Score: 1

      While I don't "force" myself to do everything the opposite of the "right-handed" way of doing things, this world IS setup for right-handed people. Any left-handed person who's ever used a knife or a pair of scissors knows this. We are, in essence, "forced" to use our off-hands for dexterous manipulations. This isn't conjecture. This is a plain unfortunate fact.

      Yes, knives have a handedness to them. A great majority of kitchen knives, for example, are ground with an edge favouring the right hand. Pocket knives are notorious for having handedness applied to them simply by making their operation right-handed. True that there are some ambidextrous folders but they aren't the norm or are only so in the most general sense. If there were a company to suddenly spring into existence making knives exclusively for lefties, they'd have a customer for life. But, as others have said, we are a small minority and have to kowtow to the right-handed majority we live with.

      How freakin' hard is it, though, to get companies, regular find-in-an-hardware-store companies, to run a batch of rulers and squares and tape measures in mirrored notation? If you aren't left-handed, you might not ever think that would be an issue...but it is.

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    137. Re:Impossible? by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      but try writing on the front side of paper in a 3-ring binder or spiral bound notebook!

      Bad example. Righties have exactly the same problem with the back sides of the paper.
      Unless it is mandatory to write exclusively on the front side for some reason.

      With binders, you can also always open the clamps, take out the paper, write on it, and put it back in.
      Or alternatively, add perforations to the right side of the paper (for papers that have print on the front side and empty back).

    138. Re:Impossible? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Not really because the IT guys have to go out their way to do just that,

      They have to go out of their way to set up the mouse/mousepad anywhere at all. It's no more or less an effort to put it on one side or the other. Naturally, for me, it should go on the left side.

    139. Re:Impossible? by PONA-Boy · · Score: 1

      Indeed?

      Without meaning to sound pedantic or callous, it is simply bigotry to say, "you're left-handed, STFU and deal with it." Left-handed people DO, indeed, "live with it". That sort of attitude is the sort that feeds intolerance of the very worst kind. If 10% of the world's population were to suddenly disappear, it is statistically probable someone you cared an awfully lot about would be gone, too. In my opinion, your statement is ignorance and short-sighted.

      In what way are you having to "cater to us" right now? Where have you been forced or even ASKED to "cater" to a left-handed person, specifically?

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    140. Re:Impossible? by Xest · · Score: 1

      I was referring to left handed/right handed settings- i.e. swapping the mouse buttons round in control panel. Obviously that's something you have to go out your way to do.

    141. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everything from doors to driving are aimed at prominence being in the right hand."

      No.

      Right-hand drive cars have the gear stick, radio and so on on the left, simply because it needs to be in the center

      By that reasoning, lefties should all move to UK, Japan, or Barbados? (islands where they drive on the other side of the road with cars to match.)

    142. Re:Impossible? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      On every public computer in the world I use the mouse on the right side without problems. On my own personal computer the mouse is on the left. I don't understand why I would want to intentionally gimp myself when I don't have to. Also, in gaming, it keeps me from using the annoying WSAD keys, so I can use the arrow keys, which I find superior to WSAD.

      As for using "righty" ergonomic mice, I would rather not. I don't like them, even in right/left/whatever flavors, they are generally too bulky, and apparently I hold my hands oddly while mousing regardless of left or right (generally I navigate with very high sensitivity, and only use two fingers to push the mouse about) I like my ambidextrous Razor Copperhead, and my 4 button ambidextrous Logitech on their own merits, and not just that they are right/left agnostic.

      Also, directed to the GP, what the hell is up with this whole "if you don't do it like me; your dumb" bullshit? By using that line of reasoning, it makes me really, really, doubt that you are some paragon of intellect.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    143. Re:Impossible? by kieran · · Score: 1

      It's like when people say, "I literally exploded into a fit of rage" when in fact they mean that they figuratively exploded.

      Argh! No! While it is true that they *actually* figuratively exploded, they quite correctly meant to *say* that they *literally* did. They are merely lying for emphasis.

    144. Re:Impossible? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I tried switching the buttons for a while, but it was more annoying than it was worth. Using the mouse on the left, with the default button scheme seemed easier, and required less muscle memory retraining. I'm sure my left-middle finger is every bit as strong and... ahem... dexterous as my left-index finger now, after however many decades of practice.

      At least I've never actually ran into any problems using my left middle finger as the "left click" finger (being that the leftmost mouse button is still the left-most, irregardless of which side of the keyboard your using it on).

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    145. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Driving a stick with only one usable hand is extremely irresponsible. Moreso when you have to reach across your body to shift.

    146. Re:Impossible? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      None of the lefties I know swap the buttons, even if they use the mouse on the left side. I'm sure some do, but I'm guessing it is pretty rare.

      But then again most of the lefties I know are perfectly capable of using a mouse on the right side of the keyboard with decent accuracy, as well. I'm a lefty, and on my home computer the mouse is on the left (with default buttons), but I keep the mouse on the right for pretty much every other computer I use. Unless I need a high degree of accuracy, which requires me to lift the mouse, move it to the left, and be done with it.

      My only issue with using things on the right side, is it becomes painful after awhile. But this probably has nothing to do with being a lefty, it probably has to do with a broken wrist that never quite healed properly.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    147. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trackballs are very ergonomic, in my opinion. The one I use is even symmetrical.

    148. Re:Impossible? by spun · · Score: 1

      That is still not correct. Remember, there are few universally unfavorable traits. Traits get reduced in frequency according to the balance between what good they do and what harm they do, like sickle cell anemia, which also provides resistance to malaria.

      Your thinking on this is too absolute, and that is not how evolution works. It isn't pass/fail. It works on small margins. Learning disabilities make it slightly less likely that a person will breed. Over time, this small margin is all that it takes to reduce the prevalence of learning disabilities in the gene pool to an appropriate level. This may be zero, but probably not, as learning disabilities may actually provide some unrecognized benefit.

      As for nuclear war and the destruction of society, you are correct. We are no longer as well adapted to living in the wild as we once were. We are less independent and more social, in some sense we are like whales who can no longer live on land. Whales live in water. We live in society. That is now our natural habitat and we continue to adapt to it. That is where evolution now plays out in the human species.

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    149. Re:Impossible? by spun · · Score: 1

      Cold blooded creatures are not 'less evolved' than mammals. Hell, look at the size of their genes. They need twenty different versions of each catalyst to work over a range of temperatures where we need only one. We have lost that complexity because we no longer need it. They can do things we can not do, and in some sense are more adaptable.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    150. Re:Impossible? by spun · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention the other important factor at play, which is that traits don't exist in a vacuum. Each gene interacts with all other genes. As an example, take three potential mutations. One codes for the production of a weak neurotoxin. Animals with this gene suffer mild muscle weakness. Another trait improves production of a useful organic catalyst, a good thing. But, it also greatly increases production of the neurotoxin. If an animal gets both these traits, it is stillborn because its heart can't beat. However, the third trait codes for resistance to the neurotoxin. If an animal gets all three traits, it now possesses a potent neurotoxin to which it is immune, a very advantageous trait.

      Evolution is complicated.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    151. Re:Impossible? by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Generally speaking, if it's a small operation producing a low volume game, it just isn't worth the trouble.

      Yes, but we're talking about a DSi here. Now I'm not saying they should have been required to do this, but I cannot imagine it would be any more complicated to say "if buttonPressed == Up or buttonPressed == X then ..." than it was to leave it as "if buttonPressed == Up then...".

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    152. Re:Impossible? by curunir · · Score: 1

      I believe you missed the point of the world-class athlete comparison. The point was that with enough practice and effort, we can do anything as well with our off hand as we can with our dominant hand. I chose the world-class athlete because it showed that it's possible to not only do something as well as could be done with the dominant hand, it's possible to do it better. Sure, he had to put a huge time commitment into getting as good as he did. But I can tell you from experience that the vast majority of that time commitment would have been the same had he chosen to use his dominant hand. I've taught myself to do many things with my off hand and, while it's extremely awkward at the start, it takes a lot less time than most people think.

      There's a tendency to take the initial incredibly-clumsy attempts as an indication that you'll never get proficient, and that's simply not true. When I started to play ping pong left handed, I couldn't control the ball at all. But we played for 2 hours straight and started noticing a slight improvement. I lost almost every single point, but I could tell I was getting better. Two weeks later it was arguable which was my better playing hand.

      My intention was not to be disingenuous. I was only trying to point out that many people, including the story's poster, underestimate their ability to adapt. He used the word impossible which clearly indicated to me that he hadn't ever had experiences like mine where he put in the time to teach himself to do things better with his off hand. But once you realize how proficient you can become with your off hand, you try doing more things with that hand. And every new thing you try becomes easier than the previous one.

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    153. Re:Impossible? by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly the same problem lefties encounter when writing with pen and paper. Most southpaws I know hold pens differently because of this.

    154. Re:Impossible? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      but it is possible to build dexterity in your off hand.

      In England, they mostly drive with a manual transmission, because only royalty, nobility and visiting dignitaries are allowed to drive automatics[1]. And they drive on the wrong side of the road so their cars are all bass-ackwards.

      If they can do that then maybe, just maybe, they really are as smart as they seem, with all their fancy Richard Grant accents, thank and pleases you, and all that nonesense.

      [1] Servants are peasants, and so may not have servants; in a big household it would just get silly, with sub-sub-sub-under-sub-servants, so jolly old hockeybox knackers to that. After all, either one is a gentleman, or one isn't. Now listen and learn. In the early days of automotive history, British auto boxes were basically a manual box with a small guttersnipe nailed on top frantically operating the lever partly by his own initiative and partly in response to the smacks with a riding crop delivered by the driver. It's in the 1899 Bloody Oiks act, merged into the 1902 Getting Ideas Above Your Station act as amended 1912. Technology moved on but the law never got repealed due to the debate being cut short by a Zeppelin raid in 1917. FACT.

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    155. Re:Impossible? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Learning disabilities make it slightly less likely that a person will breed.

      You have got to be joking.

      And before you tell me that Idiocracy isn't a documentary, I'll counter with this: perhaps it wasn't meant to be one.

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    156. Re:Impossible? by spun · · Score: 1

      As fun as it is to be snarky and cynical regarding how stupid the average human is, all it really is, is ego stroking masturbation. "Look at me! I am so smart! Not like those dunderheads over there!"

      Read the Darwin Awards for some interesting and amusing ways in which stupid people continue to remove themselves from the gene pool. I know people with severe learning disabilities. There is some kind of a program where they sell popcorn in our lobby. Nice people, salt of the earth, and not a one of them has children, nor will they ever.

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    157. Re:Impossible? by pvera · · Score: 1

      Left eye it is, and I kept switching to the left eye even if I was consciously trying to force my right one to take over.

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    158. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "trivial... trivial... trivial... trivial...."

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    159. Re:Impossible? by Alphathon · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that the paper example is almost exactly the same as when righties write on the back of a sheet of paper in such a binder or notebook. The only credible differences I see are that a) lefties start the line of text in the awkward position while righties end it in the awkward position (in left-right languages of course) and b) you are slightly more likely to write on on the front side. Both seem like fairly negligible differences to me. Other than that, all the differences that are present are there no matter what you're writing on.

    160. Re:Impossible? by gullevek · · Score: 1

      yeah, sorry. totally mixed that up ;)

      if you drive in right side driving country, the gear box is to your right, in england (and other left side countries), the gear box is to your left.

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    161. Re:Impossible? by mtmra70 · · Score: 1

      I said string bass. A bass guitar is not a string bass (aka bass viola, upright bass, contra bass, double bass, etc).

    162. Re:Impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think part of the argument is that much less time, in aggregate, will be wasted 'adapting' to another one-off scheme if the interface caters to the preference of a large majority of the target population.

      Providing an optional, alternate scheme for the minority is ideal if feasible.

    163. Re:Impossible? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Read the Darwin Awards for some interesting and amusing ways in which stupid people continue to remove themselves from the gene pool.

      If it was commonplace it wouldn't make the news.

      I know people with severe learning disabilities. There is some kind of a program where they sell popcorn in our lobby. Nice people, salt of the earth, and not a one of them has children, nor will they ever.

      Nice anecdote. Here's another.

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  3. I'm confused by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How do you play Base10 and why does not having a left handed mode ruin it?

    Even Rock Band/Guitar Hero was operable with Lefties before they added Lefty mode, you simply needed to associate colours to positions instead of directional left and right.

    1. Re:I'm confused by DarkIye · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretty much my thoughts. Additionally, the author of the article is a long-winded, uppity nerd.

    2. Re:I'm confused by hardburn · · Score: 1

      Good demo

      Numbers pile up in "digital alarm clock" style. You have to connect up numbers so they add up to 10. Since it's "digital" number style, 2's can be reversed to become 5's (and likewise 5's into 2's). The numbers continue to pile up in Tetris-like fashion, and you lose when the numbers fill up the top. Connecting up sums of 10 will remove those numbers.

      The game is played with the DSi on its side with the numbers coming from the left and sitting on the right. I could see how this might be somewhat difficult for a lefty.

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    3. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The game uses both screens, and requires the DS to be held with the touch screen on the right side. If you try to play it with your left hand, you can't see the left screen, making it impossible to play.

    4. Re:I'm confused by vux984 · · Score: 1

      You hold the DSi on its side, and the gameplay have the numbers faling "tetris"-like moving from the left to the stacks on the right. You play the game by manipulate the stacks on the right side of the screen with the stylus. For a right handed person this is completely natural, their hand is off to the right side of the screen, and the stylus extends in from the right edge.

      For a left handed person your hand is either obscuring the playfield while you play, or you have to hold your stylus in awkward positions to try and come up from below, or down from above. (Its essentially the same issue lefies have when writing with slow drying ink -- their hand passes over what they just wrote smudging it. In this case, the natural position for their hand is completely obscuring the playfield.)

    5. Re:I'm confused by iainl · · Score: 1

      Sadly, the article doesn't tell us at all. But looking online at screenshots it clearly involves rapid handwriting, and what _looks_ like having to press directions on the dpad at the same time. Any 1st-party title I've played like that allows you to use the four buttons as a dpad instead and similarly use either trigger, but it seems someone forgot to do this in the title under discussion.

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  4. lulwut? by Pojut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it odd that TFA focuses on the Nintendo DS...which is possibly the most left-handed friendly system out there, aside from the Nintendo Wii. Most DS games that require one hand on the stylus and one hand on the system either duplicate the controls on both sides, or allow you to swap controls from one side to the other.

    You would think more focus would have been on shaped gaming mice, which are almost exclusively made for righties.

    1. Re:lulwut? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I know eh?

      Then again, people have been going after Nintendo for their non-left-handed controllers since NES/SNES/N64 controllers (despite no one having a solid controller for it till like 1998, and games not supporting it till 2000)

      I think its that people wrote a glorious article way back which actually brought attention to the issue and it was mostly fixed. So when they want to relive those days so they are rehashing their article.

      The DS and Wii are singlehandedly the most ambidextral systems to date.

    2. Re:lulwut? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>since NES/SNES/N64 controllers (despite no one having a solid controller for it till like 1998, and games not supporting it till 2000)

      Which "solid controller" are you talking about?

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    3. Re:lulwut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know eh?

      Then again, people have been going after Nintendo for their non-left-handed controllers since NES/SNES/N64 controllers (despite no one having a solid controller for it till like 1998, and games not supporting it till 2000)

      Who are these twits and where do they live so I can give 'em the back of my left hand?!

      Seriously, I'm a left-handed gamer and I've had no problems with the controller layout for the NES/SNES/every other system to follow their lead. They also seem to forget that the brainchild behind many of Nintendo's series is a Southpaw as well. You need to use both hands for a controller anyway, so why would it be so difficult to use your left thumb for the d-pad compared to the right thumb? The standard controller layout has been so ingrained into my mind that having the d-pad on the right seems foreign to me. Oddly enough, this logic doesn't apply to the Wii controller. For games that use the remote and nun-chuck, I find it easier to hold the remote in my left hand, meaning I am using the analog stick with my right thumb, contrary to my usual left-thumb-d-pad scenario. This, of course, makes the world flip they did in Twilight Princess Wii completely counter-intuitive.

    4. Re:lulwut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nintendo, the company that put the joystick/pad on the left side and the buttons on the right?

      Isn't that the definition of a lefthanded controller? Which hand should be moving the joystick, the one with fine control or the hand most people only use for coarse manipulation(like button mashing)?

      Most modern gamepads are inherently left-handed and righties just adapted.

      That said, this game is one of the few that actually make left handed playing a pain, because your arm might block the playfield while tapping.

    5. Re:lulwut? by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      You would think more focus would have been on shaped gaming mice, which are almost exclusively made for righties.

      I have to agree with this post. Left handed gaming mice and keyboards are all but non-existent. I eventually found a gaming mouse that had a neutral shape and buttons for both lefties and righties and yet with fundamental design problems, mouse skipping and constant locking on either X or Y access. The mouse, a Razor Lachesis turned out to be only slightly more useful as a mouse than a very expensive brick. Damn I wish I could find my receipt for that plastic lump of garbage.
      I have searched a few times and never seen a left handed gaming keyboard, though some gimmicks claim to be left handed friendly by allowing detachment of the gaming controls, although the layout of the buttons means you would need surgery to remove your thumb and reattach it on the other side of your hand.
      It's not just hardware, games such as Dead Space for the PC were largely unplayable by left handed people. I remember just about every game I owned on ZX spectrum had redefinable keys and yet EA pulls out a game that I calculate takes up roughly 18 million times the storage space of the largest spectrum game that fails to present such a luxury and forces left handed players to play using right handed keyboard controls. That was the last time I was foolish enough buy PC version of a multi platform title from EA I hasten to add.

    6. Re:lulwut? by Scaevus · · Score: 1

      Actually, Nintendo published games are usually compatible with both hands, but 3rd party developers just ignore lefties. Even such a large developer like EA "forgot" to include a left handed option in EA Sports Active. It was one of the best selling games and it got significant criticism from lefties. In the next game EA Sports Active More Workouts, this issue was corrected and a left-handed option was added, however it was a just a small tweak and the game still felt awkward while playing with my left hand. In Wii Sports, I never feel awkward because of my left hand usage, though. Blame 3rd party developers who just focus on game development, not the user experience.

    7. Re:lulwut? by Pojut · · Score: 1

      You should look for a trackball...the Kensington Expert Mouse is a GREAT mouse for gaming, covering everything from RTS to FPS. It doesn't have a ton of buttons, but it has enough. It's super comfortable, too.

    8. Re:lulwut? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      That depends on the game you're playing, isn't it? Mario 1 and 2 and 3 for instance, a majority of the levels can be beaten by holding down the right Direction and timing the jumps, so your finer control needs to be on the right hand.

      This perception that movement requires finer controls than your actions is a little skewed - Even games like Halo could have your movement in a DPad instead of a joystick, often its just mashing the direction you want to go where your aim is on the right, where the finer control is required.

    9. Re:lulwut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which "solid controller" are you talking about?

      The IBM Model M keyboard.

    10. Re:lulwut? by drcheap · · Score: 1

      "The DS and Wii are singlehandedly the most ambidextral systems to date."

      Oh, I see what you did there.

    11. Re:lulwut? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The NES/SNES/N64 controllers weren't an issue, you really had to have good dexterity with both hands to get anywhere. If anybody was getting unfairly screwed over it was the righties. I mean, the directional pad was far more complicated and at times equally finicky as the other buttons.

    12. Re:lulwut? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      The mouse, a Razor Lachesis turned out to be only slightly more useful as a mouse than a very expensive brick. Damn I wish I could find my receipt for that plastic lump of garbage.

      I've never used a lachesis, so can't comment on it specifically, but I had a razor copperhead, which I absolutely loved. When it died after a couple years I ordered another one, but one of its buttons was.. 'wonky' (it was possible to press the button without triggering it if you did so near the edge -- my original never had that issue. I returned it as defective. But couldn't get it exchanged as they didn't have another. And it appears to be discontinued now(?)

      I see they've got an ergo left deathadder though, so I might give that a try... or one of their other ambi-dextrous models. I was happy enough with my original copperhead to give them the benefit of the doubt when the 2nd one was wonky. But I won't tolerate junk... so if it doesn't work well I'd return it. And I plan to order locally, even if it costs a bit more to make a possible return more convenient.

      I have searched a few times and never seen a left handed gaming keyboard, though some gimmicks claim to be left handed friendly by allowing detachment of the gaming controls, although the layout of the buttons means you would need surgery to remove your thumb and reattach it on the other side of your hand.

      I use an ideazon fang, but its evidently been recently discontinued. Its a stand alone pad, but its symmetrical for left/right use -- it doesn't matter where your thumb is :)

      Both the "thermaltake flareboard" and "cyber snipa game pad v2" look like possible alternatives.
      http://www.thermaltakeusa.com/Product.aspx?C=1158&ID=1684
      http://www.cybersnipa.com/us/gaming-keyboards/gamepad.php

      The ergodex dx1 is pretty neat looking too, but I haven't tried one.
      http://www.ergodex.com/mainpage.htm

    13. Re:lulwut? by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

      There are some games where the face buttons don't mirror the D-pad. This games can potentially be near impossible to play if you're a leftie.

      I believe FFXII Revevant Wings is one such game. The D-pad controls the camera, the face buttons do special commands. The game requires a lot of manual control for the camera and it was very difficult to play.

      Also, the 3DS only has an analogue pad on the left side. Lefties are fucked. It's already been confirmed that Kid Ikarus requires use of the analogue pad and stylus at the same time.

    14. Re:lulwut? by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      As a right handed person I have no problems with timing jumps (etc) with my left hand. (Consider typing for example.) My left hand pretty much does what I want it to do, it's just not as accurate in space.

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  5. cutting out a market chunk surprising? by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    Surprising how? Developers did this to Mac users for years.

    1. Re:cutting out a market chunk surprising? by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      And Linux users now. Nothing new here.

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  6. I thought controls favored Left handers by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The joystick or joypad is on the left side, my non-dominant hand, ever since the NES days.

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    1. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      To clarify:

      I grew up playing Atiari/Commodore with right handed sticks. Then suddenly the joystick/joypad was moved to the left side: my "wrong" hand. But you don't see me whining about it. Well... I did whine a little bit back in 1990, but then I adjusted.

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    2. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I believe the DPad was put ont he left side to account for the growing popularity of WASD for movement controls on computers - as less people were using Arrow keys.

      OR I have it backwards, and wasd came about because of the switch in DPad location.

    3. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by chronosan · · Score: 1

      The default PC controls for Unreal Tournament used the arrow keys for movement. That was back in 1999. The DPAD has been on the left side since at least 1985 (in NA).

    4. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WASD is far, far more recent than DPad.

      2D games on PC like Commander Keen, Jazz Jackrabbit, all that stuff used the arrow keys as the controls. FPS games before Quake used the arrow keys. I think Quake was the first to support WASD as an option, but the defaults were still arrow keys.

      WASD became popular when Quake added full 3D worlds to FPS games, and people started to realize the mouse made sense for controlling them. WASD gained favor over the arrow keys because if you only had one hand on the keyboard, that made a lot of buttons easy to access.

      The DPad is on the left because sliding your fingers around on it is easy to do with your weak hand. Rapid button pressing, especially combos of buttons, is a lot harder to do with your weak hand.

    5. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither one of those statements are true. The D-PAD was around in at least '83. (NES) While WASD wasn't really around until the mid-90's (Quake). WASD came about because of mouse-look. The arrow keys were not ergonomic for use with a right-side mouse, and additionally there are other keys around WASD that you can map other game commands to.

    6. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>I believe the DPad was put ont he left side to account for the growing popularity of WASD for movement controls on computers -

      NES with its left-handed joypad was first released as the "famicom" in 1983. Back then computers were barely an issue. The #1 selling computers of the time (Radio Shack TRS-80 and Atari 400/800) only sold 1 million units versus 30 million for the Atari console. It would have been more logical to copy the right-handed controls of the console.

      I'm not sure why Nintendo made a left-handed joypad, except possibly to cripple gamers and therefore make it harder to play. (Same reason a few arcade machines had left handed controls, or buttons instead of sticks.)

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    7. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah for stuff like streetfighter, many of those special moves would be easier for me if the joystick was on the right.

      FWIW, I can control the mouse with my left hand for normal office stuff (some people even thought I was left-handed), but for games my right hand still is better.

      In some countries right-handers have to drive stick shift using their left hands to control the gears and they manage, left foot for clutch control too.

      So yes it may be harder, but I doubt it's impossible for most.

      I think in most people specialize their hands for different tasks - you might use the dominant hand for one thing so you only have your other hand free for other stuff - scratching your back/nose.

      The real ambidextrous people are those who can learn one task with one hand and near-immediately do that task with the other hand with about the same skill/finesse. The rest of us have to learn it anew, so most of us don't bother.

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    8. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have it backwards, but whether its true I don't know.

      What I do know is that WASD had growing popularity because mouse-movement became a part of games and mouses were mostly used in the right hand. The keyboard being as it was, was then used by the left hand... thus WASD.

    9. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't recall any WASD movement games on my Apple II or my 1984 Mac which date to the same time period as the NES.

    10. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly, the original NES/Famicom (JP:'83, US: '85) had DPad on the left side long before WASD came to popularity (and before most gamers had PCs or equivalents). At cursory glance the earliest example of WASD (or ESDF it's close cousin) are DooM in '93 and Duke Nukem 3D in '96. Quake made the style more popular in general. This is per Wikipedia, so the righties might have infiltrated and changed the article to hide the their agenda. Or something.

    11. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by jandrese · · Score: 1

      The NES came out in 1983. FPS shooters (the kind that use WASD) didn't really appear until 1992. Even then, in the early games WASD was not the default, the default was to use the arrow keys for movement, and ctrl/alt for actions, opposite of what a Nintendo gamepad uses unless you can find some obscure keyboard where the arrow keys are on the left.

      Using the mouse in combination with the keyboard didn't take off until a few years later (especially since the default mouse bindings on games like Doom were terrible). WASD was a result of people wanting to use the mouse to aim in their FPSes, and since the mouse is usually on the right hand side of the keyboard this meant using the left hand for movement. WASD happen to be on the left side of the keyboard where the left hand can most comfortably reach.

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    12. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Having played a bit of SMB yesterday, I have to agree with you. The A and B buttons are really easy to hit with ones non-dominant hand, but the D-pad can be kind of tricky, comparatively speaking. I don't recall righties whining about the unfair advantage the lefties got.

    13. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by cparker15 · · Score: 1

      Surely, you mean ,AOE.

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    14. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 1

      NES with its left-handed joypad was first released as the "famicom" in 1983. Back then computers were barely an issue. The #1 selling computers of the time (Radio Shack TRS-80 and Atari 400/800) only sold 1 million units versus 30 million for the Atari console. It would have been more logical to copy the right-handed controls of the console.

      While your sales numbers may be true it doesn't really tell the story. Computers were "barely an issue" at the start of 1983, but 1983 represented the takeoff of the Commodore 64, and the introduction of the Apple IIe and IBM XT. By the end of the year 5+ million of those units (that number may include older IBM PCs sold in 83) had sold, making computers a big "issue". The Famicom on the other hand took till the end of 1984 to reach 2.5 million in sales.

    15. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by Scared+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      It's funny, because I do have clear memories of using WASD back in the apple 2 era, due to the lack of arrow keys, however some googling turns out that perhaps it was a different layout I was using instead. I really could swear it was wasd that I was using... but it has been a lot of years.

    16. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Which has nothng to do with my point of why Nintendo chose a left-handed joypad instead of the then-dominant right-handed controls. This was a design decision that was probably made in 1982
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    17. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I still play those old 8-bit games on a Commodore and the WASD layout is rarely used, except for a 2nd player. In single player games it's usually a right-handed IJKL layout
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    18. Re:I thought controls favored Left handers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember going from joysticks to those NES gamepads, yeah. I was pretty young, too, and found it aggravating that stuff that needed the finer motor control was suddenly on my bad side. Fortunately by the time of the playstation's left side analog thumbstick being used, I had enough left side control that it wasn't an issue anymore.

      Of course, on most musical instruments, most people just have to suck it up and deal with mastering their non-dominant hand, particularly the ones where you need both hands no matter what. I did that too. Hell, you need to use two hands on a computer keyboard too if you want an acceptable typing speed.

      I guess you could call it domain specific ambidexterity. Not as hard as the full kind.

  7. Easy fix by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Nintendo should just update the BIOS with a config option that swaps the meaning of the d-pad and button array. Lefties can then use the X-B-Y-A instead of U-D-L-R.

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    1. Re:Easy fix by seebs · · Score: 1

      That would be a great idea for solving a problem completely and totally unrelated to the problem at issue.

      Here's a review of Base 10:

      http://ds.ign.com/articles/100/1004859p1.html

      Have a look at it, and then tell us whether swapping the button controls that are never used in the game would have any impact on its accessibility to lefties.

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    2. Re:Easy fix by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I don't follow. A stylus is symmetrical, it should be usable by both lefties and righties.

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    3. Re:Easy fix by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Did that reviewer really complain about the difficulty of adding numbers up to 10? Is he 5 years old?

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    4. Re:Easy fix by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      The game in question apparently is played with the DS in a horizontal mode (with the screens side by side rather than above and below.) Game elements come from the left and move to the right. You apparently use the stylus on the right side screen. If you are holding the stylus with your left hand and writing on the right side screen, then the left side screen is under your hand and you can't see what is coming. However also based on the description it doesn't seem like it would be all that difficult to just turn the damned 180 degrees clockwise or counter clockwise and play that way.

    5. Re:Easy fix by reverseengineer · · Score: 1

      I think I see what the problem is. Since the incoming numbers move from left to right, a player is going to want to see the left side of the screen while using the stylus to swap numbers on the right size. When a right-handed person holds a stylus, their right hand is on the right side of the stylus, so they can see the screen real estate to the left (and since the action is not proceeding from the right, the fact that their hand obscures that area is unimportant). However, a left-handed person has their hand positioned left of the stylus, so that if they're working with it on the right side of the screen, it obscures the left side, which prevents them from seeing the new numbers flow into play.

      I think it's something designers should consider with the increasing use of digital touchscreens- is a person's hand going to obscure what's being displayed or interfere with its manipulation? I haven't played this game, so I don't know how large of an effect this actually has- as a lefty, I tend to use a touchscreen stylus with either hand depending on context (about the only thing I can't do well right handed is fine manipulations of the sort necessary for handwriting). I think I'd just end up playing this right handed; it's not enough of an issue to me that I'd consider it being "left behind." A mode to reverse the direction of play would have been a nice feature though.

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    6. Re:Easy fix by seebs · · Score: 1

      I have the game, and despite being basically okay at math, I found that it was actually noticably tricky to keep up with that much of a stream of quick addition.

      Note that when I say I'm okay at math, I really do mean math, not arithmetic.

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  8. Idiot. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    A lot of left handed people buy right-handed guitars when the guitar they want comes in left-handed. You can learn to play a damn game right handed if it's not possible. And what would they do for left-hand mode here anyway? Switch to left-aligned text? Mirror?

    1. Re:Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A lot of left handed people buy right-handed guitars when the guitar they want comes in left-handed.

      That's because a guitar is primarily controlled by the left hand (on the fretboard) anyway. So it makes little sense to switch to a left-handed guitar (even though they do exist) when a regular guitar is already suitable to left-handed people.

    2. Re:Idiot. by edremy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously. Ever seen a left handed violin or viola? If you play in an orchestra, you're going to play right handed. Doesn't matter if you're a lefty. Out of curiosity I flipped my guitar one day to play like Hendrix. (He played a right-handed Strat upside down) I could do it- I was really, really bad, but I wasn't any worse than when I picked up a guitar for the first time. I'm certain I could relearn the muscle motions to finger right handed and strum left, it would just take time. But it wouldn't take any longer than learning how to do it the other way.

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    3. Re:Idiot. by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 1

      A lot of left handed people buy right-handed guitars when the guitar they want comes in left-handed. You can learn to play a damn game right handed if it's not possible. And what would they do for left-hand mode here anyway? Switch to left-aligned text? Mirror?

      Restringing a right handed guitar to make it lefty friendly is quite a bit different than swapping a digital control scheme. Especially when the DS has y,x,a,b buttons on the other side of the screen that could easily be swapped with the control pad.

      That's why I play guitar right-handed, thats why I taught myself to use a right-handed mouse, thats why I've had to learn to use most power tools right-handed. Physical goods can't be flipped easily, it requires it's own assembly line, smaller production runs mean higher prices, so lefties adapting to right-handed things is necessary. But with a digital device-with software, there is no excuse for not including a simple switch between left and right hand modes. It's a few lines of code that can expand the market by 10%

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    4. Re:Idiot. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      A lot of left handed people buy right-handed guitars when the guitar they want comes in left-handed.

      That's just so they can claim to be just like this dude.

      BTW, some right-handed people buy left-handed guitars for exactly the same reason, and you can even get right-handed guitars with inverted necks to fuel your pretense^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^hhomage.

    5. Re:Idiot. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You need more fine control on your pick hand or you'll just get dead noises out. The pick hand is moving without many guides if it's moving fast.

    6. Re:Idiot. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Restringing a right handed guitar to make it lefty friendly is quite a bit different than swapping a digital control scheme.

      And won't work. You have to flip the bridge hardware and the nut too; and even then the body needs reverse cut for single(Les Paul) and double(RG) cut body styles.

      And again, left handed people buy right hand guitars that come in left hand models. They just do. Herman Li's Ibanez guitars ALL came in left handed models, but he ALWAYS bought right handed despite availability. He taught himself on a guitar that came in a left handed model.

      What exactly makes this game "Impossible to play"? Near as I can tell, it's left-to-right text, and some text is on the right side. A control scheme switch would do what? Mirror the text backwards?

    7. Re:Idiot. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Actually, they do it because a lot of guitars don't come left handed; neither do electric bass, violin, or the like. The line of right-handed instruments is suddenly interrupted by a strange left-handed contraption, and the left-handed student just gapes for a while and decides to learn right-handed.

    8. Re:Idiot. by RemoWilliams84 · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity I flipped my guitar one day to play like Hendrix. (He played a right-handed Strat upside down)

      That's not true. He did play a right handed guitar turned upside down, but he did restring it so the strings were in the correct order(thickest to smallest from top to bottom). It would be very hard to play with the strings in the wrong order, but I guess theoretically it would be possible.

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    9. Re:Idiot. by RemoWilliams84 · · Score: 1

      Nevermind. I re-read your post and I had read it wrong the first time.

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    10. Re:Idiot. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      It would be very hard to play with the strings in the wrong order, but I guess theoretically it would be possible.

      If you did that, you'd sound like Dick Dale. Well, that and a hell of a lot of practice.

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  9. Lefty by alanmeyer · · Score: 1

    I'm left handed and I'm accustomed to having to play some games that were made for right handers anyway. I mean, the location of the D-Pad on a NDS (as well as many other gaming controllers) is basically easier for a right hander to play. I still enjoy using / playing it.

    I guess I've just adjusted to living in a (mostly) right-hander's world.

    1. Re:Lefty by ELitwin · · Score: 1

      I'm a lefty also and I've never had an issue adapting to various game controllers. When you start from a point where neither hand has been trained yet, you just naturally build up muscle memory/skill in each hand for the given task. I always use my right hand for my mouse. When I've sat at somebody's desk who has it on the left side, I'll move the mouse to the right side, otherwise it will take me twice as long to do tasks involving the mouse. When I play baseball, I have no problem catching with my right hand - I don't have to think about it. If I borrow a glove from a right handed thrower, I have a difficult time catching and feel very uncoordinated - I've just never practiced that way.

  10. On-going problem esp. on Wii by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    since handedness is significant when wielding a sword / pistol / tennis racket / ping pong paddle &c.

    While Nintendo has been very good about providing the option to select handedness, other companies haven't been as acommodating --- Red Steel 2 in particular requires right-handed sword-wielding and some of the combinations seem to be difficult to enact (and visually confusing on-screen) when done left-handed.

    William

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    1. Re:On-going problem esp. on Wii by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Twilight Princess made on the Wii made Link right handed

    2. Re:On-going problem esp. on Wii by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      But Link is Link, he is right handed, what would be the sense of allowing you to change his handed-ness. That's like saying Link should be ambidextrous. /sarcasm

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    3. Re:On-going problem esp. on Wii by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I thought the Wii let you configure whether you were left-handed or right-handed, though I suspect not all games support this.

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    4. Re:On-going problem esp. on Wii by berglin · · Score: 1

      Uhm, that sword statement is simply not true.

      Kendo (a pretty good source for sword wielding) is practiced with the right hand above the left hand on the handle, regardless of whether you're left- or right handed.

      This is the way it's been taught for ages and it seems to work pretty darn well.

    5. Re:On-going problem esp. on Wii by jgtg32a · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, no he wasn't he was always left handed even in the Game Cube release of Twilight Princess.

    6. Re:On-going problem esp. on Wii by Atriqus · · Score: 2, Informative
      From Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

      Link departs on his quest with the magical sword in his left hand and the magical shield in his right.

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    7. Re:On-going problem esp. on Wii by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      It was a joke...in the old ones he switched hands when you switch directions.

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    8. Re:On-going problem esp. on Wii by Atriqus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I somehow missed your sarcasm tag; my bad. I guess if it's any consolation, anyone that didn't initially get the joke has now had it plainly spelled out for them.

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  11. Cost analysis by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

    If the revenue from left handed market cost of developing for left handed people then it makes sense from a business perspective. Keep in mind that there's probably left-handed people who buy it and play it right-handed anyway if they really want it, so the market they're cutting out may not be as big as you'd first assume.

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    1. Re:Cost analysis by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1
      Preview fail (and I did preview):

      If the revenue from left handed market < cost of developing for left handed people then it makes sense from a business perspective.

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  12. Left Behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone had to be buying that shit. No surprise that it's the defective people doing it. Where's the story?

  13. Really? by pantherace · · Score: 1

    Everyone I know, including left-handed and ambidextrous people, use their mouse with the right hand. They use controllers as laid out. If anything, a stylus should be even more easy to use left handed.

    The article makes no mention of how the controls are laid out, so that's it's difficult for left-handed people. All it says is that there's no left handed mode. If the person actually described a problem, I'd have some sympathy, but as it is, the article lays out absolutely no reason for even a complaint.

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi! Lefty here and I use the mouse with my left hand. I can use a mouse/trackball/whatever with my right, but it just feels weird. A bit like jerkin' it with the the wrong hand, ya know?

      Left-handed folks are used to adapting to the situation, so I'm not too concerned about being ignored by yet another industry. It simply forces us to adapt and overcome. :)

    2. Re:Really? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Everyone I know, including left-handed and ambidextrous people, use their mouse with the right hand.

      Both my GF and I are lefties, and we both "mouse" with our right hands. She is a graphics artist, so that is even more amazing, because when she draws on paper, she only uses her left hand. However, as I was growing up as a lefty, I recognized that some things were easier with my right hand. Like scissors, or dialing an old style wheel telephone. I play racket sports with my left hand (which freaks some people out where I live), but for instance, I play Frisbee with my right.

      I think most lefties that I know have learned how to deal with a right hand world.

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    3. Re:Really? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      However, as I was growing up as a lefty, I recognized that some things were easier with my right hand. Like scissors, or dialing an old style wheel telephone. I play racket sports with my left hand (which freaks some people out where I live), but for instance, I play Frisbee with my right.

      It's interesting to compare what lefties do with each hand. I can write legibly with my right hand, but it takes probably 5 times longer than with my left and still comes out worse. I much prefer left-handed scissors (to the point of sometimes using scissors that are shaped for right hands with my left), but I play racket sports (during the extremely infrequent cases I do that) with my right. It's also always amusing when I go mini-golfing or something and I have to figure out whether left or right is more natural. (I think that's left, but I'm not sure.) But I also throw a frisbee with my right hand. (I can also snap with my right hand but not my left, and my right hand is probably more dominant during rock climbing.)

    4. Re:Really? by jewps · · Score: 1

      Yes that may be true but it's still inconvenient. I remember there were a couple of games on the DS similar to Base 10 that had a leftie menu. I thought that was great being so considerate and all since like you, I too am a leftie.

      It's kind of fun isn't it. I bat with my left, throw with my right, racket sports I use my right, etc..

    5. Re:Really? by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      Leftie here. I agree in that I think that it is interesting how lefties tend to use different hands for different things. Here are my stats:

      Left Hand: Writing, Throwing, Scissors, Snowboarding (Goofy, not really hand related... but still), Anything that requires fine motor movement (Picking up very small objects, soldering, etc), driving.

      Right Hand: Golf, Batting, Mousing, Hockey, Frisbee, wiping (both my ass and when cleaning surfaces)

      No Preference: Shooting, Catching, Picking up normal objects, Cutlery usage

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  14. Why? by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does anyone understand WHY the writer of this article can't play the game left handed? I read through the FA multiple times (yes, I know - hard to believe), but I don't see any explanation of what specifically the game requires that cannot be done by a left handed user. Any further clarification would be welcome.

    1. Re:Why? by Verdatum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      4 seriously. Why did that guy need so many words to write so little? All I know from TFA is that it's a puzzle game. Because he did not support his argument with details, I had to re-read it just to check and see if it wasn't some unfunny gag article. If you're gonna bitch about crappy games, do it right. Watch some of the better episodes of The Angry Video Game Nerd for guidance.

    2. Re:Why? by Captain+Spam · · Score: 2, Informative

      Does anyone understand WHY the writer of this article can't play the game left handed? I read through the FA multiple times (yes, I know - hard to believe), but I don't see any explanation of what specifically the game requires that cannot be done by a left handed user. Any further clarification would be welcome.

      I'm just taking a stab in the dark here, but knowing the DS, chances are what happened with this game is that it requires one hand on the stylus and one hand on the D-pad at all times (sure, it's worse than "one hand on stylus and press D-pad or face buttons once in a while", but it's certainly better than "both hands on D-pad and face buttons AND be able to switch to the stylus quickly"... the DS Viewtiful Joe game, I'm looking at you...). That is, this particular player plays with the stylus naturally in the left hand, but the D-pad is also naturally in the left hand, which throws them off.

      The thing is, this problem, all in all, is uncommon among DS games with that control scheme. Most games I've seen like that also allow the face buttons (A/X/B/Y) to act like the D-pad (they're arranged in a cross shape, too) for just this sort of occasion, or at the very least have it as an in-game option. Nintendo themselves are very good at that, for instance, even with games using the Wiimote (you generally set what hand your player uses)*, so I'm sort of writing this off as a short-sighted decision by this developer, and nothing at all to raise this much ruckus about.

      *: Besides Twilight Princess, of course.

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    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found this video of Base 10 on YouTube:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpDtj3l64oE

      I'm also left-handed, and the only real problem I can see is that your hand would cover some of the numbers, and the entire right side of the screen where new numbers are entering.

    4. Re:Why? by sorak · · Score: 1

      I have the exact same question. Someone in the comments said that you can't play it without your left hand covering one of the screens, but from the game play video I have seen it doesn't look like that screen is used anyway.

      So, I guess slashdot has come up with a new idea; TFA-teasing. They tease you with the hint of a story, and hundreds of interested readers beg for the actual story.

    5. Re:Why? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      He's just pissed he's always getting ink on his hand.

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    6. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The game is played with the DS flipped 90 degrees, so it opens like a book. If you play it left handed, your left hand covers the non-touch screen when you use the stylus.

    7. Re:Why? by Chyeld · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is one of those games where you aren't holding the DS in the typical orientation of 'top screen - LCD - bottom screen - touch'. Instead you hold it so the lcd screen is vertical on the left hand side and the touch screen is vertical on the right hand side.

      You are meant to hold the DS in the left hand and use the right hand to play. It becomes cumbersome to do it in the reverse.

      Many games that have this layout are designed so that the you could swap the screen positions without particular issue (i.e. the touch screen is used soley as an input device/stats screen) and so include the option to flip it all 180 degrees so the touch screen can be on the left side and the right hand can hold the DS.

      This game isn't designed in a manner that would allow that, even if they attempted to include that option. So it truly is a 'righty only' game.

      And while I appreciate that many people are sufficiently ambidextrous that they can function using their right hand for some tasks, it is not a universal thing that everyone who is left handed can simply 'train' to use their right hand in place of it.

      Yes, I am left handed. Yes, I spent the majority of my elementary school life being punished by teachers because the leading belief in child development at the time was that 'left handed children are really all ambidextrous and should use to learn their right hand as soon as possible.' Meaning when I consistently couldn't do what they asked of me for five straight years, it was assumed that I was either lazy, 'special', or obstinate.

    8. Re:Why? by mark-t · · Score: 1
      By my admittedly limited understanding, the game is meant to be played with the unit rotated 90 degrees, so the screens have a portrait layout instead of landscape. The touch screen is on the right, and the display screen is on the left.

      What appears to happen is that while you are doing all your interaction on the right hand screen, the left hand screen contains some information about upcoming events that could change your strategy in real time with what you intend to do on the right hand side. This is not really a problem for right handed people, but trying to normally interact with the right hand screen using your left hand would obscure much of the left hand screen, making the game awkward for left handed people to play.

    9. Re:Why? by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 0

      Excellent response! Thank you!

  15. How about most mice/trackballs. by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Unless you look for a generic unshaped mouse/trackball. You're out of luck.

    I was forced to learn to use a right handed trackball, since I wanted a shaped one. It was easier to learn to use my right hand than try to find a left handed or one of the crappy ambidextrous ones.

    Logitech out of all their trackballs, only makes one that is ambidextrous, and it's crap.

    1. Re:How about most mice/trackballs. by JazzyJ · · Score: 1

      Logitech makes 'thumb marbles'...not trackballs... I don't care what they call 'em, not a single one of them are a full sized trackball.

      Kensington's Expert Mouse trackball has always been ambidexterous and provides for switching the buttons in the drivers/companion software. Love these things. Have used 'em for well over a decade.

      http://us.kensington.com/html/2200.html

      In fact, -all- of kensington's trackballs are ambidexterous.

    2. Re:How about most mice/trackballs. by ajlitt · · Score: 1
  16. Business Idea by tool462 · · Score: 1

    Design video games exclusively for southpaws. If they're anything like the rest of humanity, they'll be happy to pay a premium for the exclusivity.

  17. PC platform by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

    I don't imagine keyboard gamers on the PC have this issue, it takes equal parts coordination to use the mouse and the keyboard simultaneously. Most Joysticks

    1. Re:PC platform by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

      (continued from before) Most Joysticks can be played with either hand to my understanding as well.

    2. Re:PC platform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "can be played with either hand" Sure. "can be played just as easily with either hand" ... not always.

      Take a look at that iconic joystick picture next to the article and think again, please. Especially about the button placement.

    3. Re:PC platform by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      My son, a lefty, uses the mouse in his right hand. I, on the other hand, a righty, most often use my left hand to manipulate the mouse. I made the switch one year when I broke my right arm. After the cast was removed, I found that mousing with my non-dominant hand left my dominant hand free for (limited) typing, writing notes, or dialing the phone.

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    4. Re:PC platform by bk2204 · · Score: 1

      That's not my experience. When I was a kid, the joystick was always on the left side of the computer (because there wasn't any space to put it on the right side). Consequently, I always used the joystick left-handed, even though I'm right-handed. Finding an ambidextrous joystick was exceptionally difficult, let alone one specifically for left-handers.

  18. Not a useful article at all by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So I spent the time to read that overly long article, and the author doesn't even say why he can't play the game with his left hand? I understand he looked through the menus for an option and didn't find one, but what specifically is going on in the game that makes it impossible to play with his left hand? This seems like the central point of the whole story, and yet it is left unexplained.

    1. Re:Not a useful article at all by narkosys · · Score: 1

      I very much agree that the article is short on any good explanation. My only guess is that it plays much like the Brain Age series where the DS is held vertically. If this is the case then the player's left hand would be covering one of the screens making it hard to play the game as you cannot see much of the information passing by on that screen. i am sure that you can adjust your hand position but that would stifle your wrist flexibility causing slower response times (being a lefty for writing i can attest to that one). Thankfully the Brain Age series had a 'lefty' option where all it did was rotate the information in the windows 180 degrees. simple enough fix.

      hopefully the author will give a better explanation as to why. until then all we can do is speculate.

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  19. It's the rapture! by DrXym · · Score: 1
    Left-handed Gamers Getting Left Behind?

    I always knew left handers had no souls.

    1. Re:It's the rapture! by drummerboybac · · Score: 1

      Left-handed Gamers Getting Left Behind?

      I always knew left handers had no souls.

      You say that like its a bad thing

    2. Re:It's the rapture! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      If course they are, they're sinister! (From the Latin sinestra)

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  20. Also it doesn't seem like the author tried to play by hellfire · · Score: 1

    I read the whole article, and the author's main complaint seems to be that the game itself doesn't have an in game "left hand/right hand option." He didn't actually attempt to play the game, he just poked around in different menus trying to configure it. Maybe it was symmetrical enough that no option was needed? I don't have a DSi and I'm right handed, but if someone wants to convince me that a game is unplayable left handed, wouldn't you have to at least attempt to play it? Clarification would be nice.

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  21. Seriously? by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

    Most controllers require a similar amount of dexterity from each hand. If the NES had put the buttons on the left and the d-pad on the right, we'd think that was "normal" and "right-handed" today. I think this is less about left-handed gamers and more about a guy who had personally become used to one control layout having to switch to another (and writing a rant about the harrowing ordeal).

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    1. Re:Seriously? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Actually the NES (and all Nintendos) put the operation that needs the most dexterity - the directional pad - in the left hand.

      Since when have lefties been left behind? It's us righties who have been screwed this whole time, yet we were somehow able to deal with it.

      Maybe this idiot needs to just shut the fuck up?

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  22. Simple solution by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    Sit upside down (or turn your TV upside down), and turn the controller upside down.

    Voila! You are now holding the stylus with your dominant hand!

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  23. A large amount... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    a game developer would overlook the simple fact that there is a large amount of gamers out there who are Southpaws.

    It's roughly 15% of the population. It's far from the majority, but I guess it's up to the manufacturer whether or not they want to cater to this population. Certainly lefties are adaptable people and used to living in a right hand world... aren't they supposed to be the creative ones?

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    1. Re:A large amount... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides the fact that we don't measure gamers by weight, so he meant 'a large number'.

    2. Re:A large amount... by taustin · · Score: 1

      So far as I can tell, it's actually more like 10%, or a little less.

      What's the percentage of home users who use Mac? Roughly comprable, I suspect, and it's usually not profitable to court that segment of the market, either.

  24. Difficulty for left handers by Aladrin · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's hard for left handers because you hold the DS sideways and write on one of the screens. Since you have to write on the right screen, lefties can't see the left screen through their hand.

    http://gofanboy.com/nds-reviews/407-art-style-base-10-review

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    1. Re:Difficulty for left handers by FrostDust · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

      For all the words in his rant, it was confusing that the author simply didn't state WHY it wasn't leftie handy. I guess he'd have to invest in a glass prosthetic hand, or something.

    2. Re:Difficulty for left handers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CrossworDS for the ds solves this by allows you to use it right handed, or by flipping it around like an upside down book, left handed. The touch screen would be on the left in this later case.

    3. Re:Difficulty for left handers by sorak · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP!

      You actually know what this guy was bitching about. Good! Now I can get back to work.

    4. Re:Difficulty for left handers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But most games like that let you switch the orientation depending on handedness if memory serves.

    5. Re:Difficulty for left handers by ildon · · Score: 1

      This is wrong. You don not "write" in the game base 10. You draw little horizontal and vertical lines across tiles to flip them. That's it. I could do that with my left hand ALL DAY (as a right handed person). Additionally, there's nothing in the game to prevent you from simply holding the DS with your right and and using the stylus in your left. There's almost nothing on the left screen terribly important anyway.

      I'm sure there are plenty of DS games for which being left handed could be a much bigger detriment if the developers did not offer a left hand mode. This game is NOT one of them.

    6. Re:Difficulty for left handers by AltairDusk · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I read the whole article linked wondering what exactly the problem was that made it impossible to play for lefties. If the original author had included that information I think he would have found more sympathy with the readers.

    7. Re:Difficulty for left handers by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Now I can get back to work.

      Yes, I must also get back to work.~

      I wish I could mod you funny. ;)

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    8. Re:Difficulty for left handers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! It's not our fault that lefties hands are not made of glass! Sheesh, make up your mind, you are either treated equal or have special requirements, you can't have both!

    9. Re:Difficulty for left handers by mark-t · · Score: 1

      It's kind of the same problem that left handers have when writing by hand in that they cannot actually read what they have just written because their hand will obscure it, unless they write on a downward slant.

    10. Re:Difficulty for left handers by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      All that review says is that the game is difficult to play while upside down.

    11. Re:Difficulty for left handers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously the simple solution is to play upside-down.

    12. Re:Difficulty for left handers by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      I've never understood this. I've seen numerous left-handed people write without that wonky "from above the line of print" wrist-twisted posture many seem to use. The writing hand goes _under_ the line of text you're writing (re the vertical dimension of the paper), whether lefty or righty. No weird contortions, no obscuring.

  25. This is a true WTF by mmaniaci · · Score: 1

    I remember every gaming system that had a controller with a joystick having said joystick on the left side of the controller. Some also had joysticks on both sides. The DS is incredibly lefty-friendly and just because one game blows it doesn't mean the entire platform, no, the entire industry is biased towards right-handers. This article is nothing but FUD and I wish I could retract the click I gave TFA.

    1. Re:This is a true WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This article is nothing but FUD and I wish I could retract the click I gave TFA.

      Why did you click TFA in the first place when you clearly had no intention of reading it?

      And you DIDN'T read it, as proven by the fact that you think it's saying that "the entire platform, no, the entire industry is biased towards right-handers" when in fact there is absolutely nothing of the sort is even remotely implied.

      Now comes the part where you try to cover for yourself by cherry-picking something out of the article that you can take out of context in a fruitless attempt to make it look as if the article were expressing something vaguely like the strawman position you invented and assigned to it. This will, of course, require you to actually read the article, but it will be the first time you have done so.

    2. Re:This is a true WTF by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      I agree entirely. Less bitching and maybe a less sensationalist title is in order. "The DSi and Lefties Left Out"? Please....
      Next thing you know, he'll be bitching about scissors being made for right handers like it's something new.

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    3. Re:This is a true WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Less bitching and maybe a less sensationalist title is in order. "The DSi and Lefties Left Out"? Please....

      You intentionally left "Base10", which is the title of the game in question and therefore a crystal-clear signal that the article is about one specific game, out of the article's title when you quoted it. You sensationalized the title so that you could whine about the title being sensationalized.

    4. Re:This is a true WTF by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Yes. Yes I did.

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  26. Different perspective by danmart1 · · Score: 1

    The majority of gamers are right handed and that's that way games have been developed for decades, that's right decades. Atari 2600, video arcade machines, the Jaguar, they were all designed for right handers. Not only that, they were all designed the same. Joystick on the left, buttons on the right. That is how most of us learned, and it took a bit to be able to do it all correctly. It's the learning curve that comes with picking up a new game or system. It's tradition, and a bit of economics.

    1. Re:Different perspective by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Not only that, they were all designed the same. Joystick on the left, buttons on the right

      That's funny, your first example has the button on the LEFT.

    2. Re:Different perspective by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      He got it wrong with Atari, and for the rest of them those are all obviously left handed designs that somehow became the norm. We righties just learned to deal with it.

      Think about it - the directional joystick/pad always takes more dexterity and fine control than mashing the buttons, yet (except for atari) the joystick/d-pad is on the left and the buttons on the right. Who's been screwed all this time, lefties or righties?

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    3. Re:Different perspective by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      FYI: The game in TFA is a game played with a stylus and is "impossible to play" because you're expected to hold one side with your left hand and the stylus in your right, with the DSi on it's side. Any discussion of the D-pad/buttons is a little OT. Oh, and as others have pointed out, the 2600 was on the right, but your other examples are correct.

      What I don't understand is that I'm right-handed and when playing on a console controller, most of the time my left hand is doing all/most of the work, on the d-pad. The first time I played SMB on the NES I didn't just stand, static, or jumping up and down on the spot, hammering the buttons and, similarly, I doubt many left-handed people ran manically sideways into every goomba or falling down every hole, unable to gather the wherewithall to press "jump". Yet, as soon as you have to use a stylus, dangerously close to a...duh duh duuuuh.... PEN the whole world comes tumbling down. I wonder why that is? The game in question doesn't even require drawing complex shapes, just click-dragging things (by the looks of it).

      TFA could be summed up thus: "I've been coddled by games all my (short) life and this one doesn't suck my (left) thumb for me. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!". Many commenters on the article have pointed out that, while cumbersome, it shouldn't be impossible to play, and the writer does himself no favours, because at no point does he explain exactly why it would be impossible. As a concession to the barracking commenters, he posted two generic gameplay videos from Youtube, which still do nothing to illustrate his point.

  27. How is it impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am confused no one has explained how it is impossible. No one has described how this affects left ganders.

    1. Re:How is it impossible? by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Don't waste your time with the emo bitching in the Blog. I feel dirty giving its lack of material a page hit. From reading a review I found at http://gofanboy.com/nds-reviews/407-art-style-base-10-review, it seems as though you hold the DS 90 degrees counterclockwise to the standard orientation. The numbers scroll from the left to the right, with the right being the touchscreen on which you hit the numbers. You hit the numbers that add to 10 on the screen to make them go away, before the screen fills, similar to any number of flash games online. The orientation of the screen might make it admittedly hard for a lefty to play, but the thing is: The numbers are rotated. They don't always come down in the proper orientation. With this in mind, I say that as a simple workaround, you play the game with whatever-the-fuck orientation you feel like, and your numbers will be no worse than they were before. I've never actually played the game, so I'm just basing this all on the review, but this seems like "I need a left handed coffee mug" whining to me.

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  28. pretty lame by FranTaylor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As if left handed people didn't already have to deal with can openers, measuring cups, drill presses, soup ladles, catcher's mitts, rulers, spiral bound notebooks, pens with slow drying ink, and countless other devices that are made for use by right handed people.

    Get a clue, we deal with these things. We CAN do stuff right handed.

    1. Re:pretty lame by PocariSweat1991 · · Score: 0

      pens with slow drying ink

      I compensate for this by writing in Hebrew.
      Try adjusting to that, righties.

    2. Re:pretty lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup, its been annoying but somehow I have managed for 31 years (ok scissors still screw me around once in a while)

    3. Re:pretty lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But why should we?

    4. Re:pretty lame by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I don't get it, how are measuring cups, soup ladles, rulers, and spiral bound notebooks made for right handed people? As far as I've ever seen, those are all ambidextrous.

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    5. Re:pretty lame by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Some measuring cups have the marks next to the handle on one side only. A good soup ladle has a tiny spout. I'll pass on the rulers and notebooks.

    6. Re:pretty lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soup ladles, and measuring cups? Arent those ambidextrous?
       
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    7. Re:pretty lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > spiral bound notebooks

      Aren't the metal spirals equally in the way for all people regardless of handedness? No matter which hand you favor, every other page has you bumping into the spiral. Googling left handed notebooks shows ones that just have the cover oriented differently and the holes punched on the outside instead of the inside, but none of that should make any difference at all, unless you insist on carrying it by holding the side and want the cover facing outward.

      So then I thought "duh, Dad's a lefty, just ask him"... but he was surprised to hear that lefties claim to have trouble with spiral notebooks, because he's never had any problems with them.

    8. Re:pretty lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "spiral bound notebooks, pens with slow drying ink"

      These two drive me up the wall. I generally just don't use notebooks with huge spirals anymore, but the pen thing is much harder to get around when I need to write quickly.

      I'm horrible with my right hand, but I've gotten better with practice. Heck, I shoot primarily with my right hand (pita, since my right index finger is much weaker than my left), because my carry gun is not made for lefties.

  29. If you think lefty is hard... by axismundi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I once knew a guy who worked as a video game tester in Baltimore (for Absolute Quality). He had no right hand, just a stump. I'll never forget getting my arse completely stomped by him in any and every game we played together. The advent of the mini joystick (versus 8-way D-pad) on the N64 forward allowed him to play on the same level as anyone else.

    1. Re:If you think lefty is hard... by socrplayr813 · · Score: 1

      I used to play Day of Defeat (PC FPS game, no less) occasionally with a guy who had only one arm. I played waaay too many games back then, so I didn't get stomped by him, but he more than held his own against the other players in the server. People can overcome some pretty amazing things when they need to.

      The writer is just having a fit about something silly. If someone truly wanted to play the game, they could manage. Should they have to struggle so much? Maybe not, but it's not a big deal.

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  30. any card-carrying leftie ... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    ... has long since learned to do various task right-handed. it's a right handed world. i seriously doubt there is any leftie that is completely inept with their right hand.

    1. Re:any card-carrying leftie ... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      We don't carry cards any more. Not since McCarthy.

    2. Re:any card-carrying leftie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 33, and to be honest..... I only use my right arm to wash the parts of my body that my left hand cannot reach. Such as the top of my left hand. My right hand is entirely useless to me, except for playing drums. I write, play guitar, mouse, eat, etc all with my left hand.

      For everything.

  31. Why couldn't he play it? by wbav · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's why.

    If you look, the game holds the DSI sideways. There are important values on the left, while picking numbers on the right. If you're playing, you're constantly covering the left screen with your left hand when using the stylus on the right side.

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    1. Re:Why couldn't he play it? by eldepeche · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP for explaining what TFA was whining about.

    2. Re:Why couldn't he play it? by ultraexactzz · · Score: 1

      Seems like it'd be stupid simple to reverse the two screens in the software, if the screens are the same size and both can detect the stylus (not owning a DS, I don't know that that's the case).

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    3. Re:Why couldn't he play it? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      I think only one screen is stylus sensitive, but on the other hand, you can rotate the DSi 180 degrees and the stylus sensitive part will be on the left hand side. You just need to flip the display to compensate for that and it would work.

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    4. Re:Why couldn't he play it? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear, the problem is that the developers didn't bother to make the display flipping option available.

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    5. Re:Why couldn't he play it? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      That article doesn't even contain the word 'left', does it?

      I can see how it might be 'bothersome' but each and every true lefty has adapted to not being able to see through their left hand. They did so while learning how to write from left to right on a page.

      It isn't as if we were able to change that 'setting' as an 'option' either, and yet here we are, all edjimicated and everything!

    6. Re:Why couldn't he play it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the 3 screenshots you linked to, I'm not sure what "important values on the left" you are referring to. Another comment linked to a video of game play and if anything, I'd think it would be easier for lefties.

  32. Flip it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just flip the whole game? Make each level or whatever a mirror image of the right handed version?

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  33. no left handed people in Japan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have lived in Japan three different times (during college and later for work) and all the students there are right handed, either naturally or by compulsion. This is due to the writing system in use. I guess they could also play games right handed as well with that training. Are there natural left handed people there? Sure but I never noticed anyone as being left handed. It is strange to point out this topic with a Japanese design as a subject...

  34. Left hand advantage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when looking at pr0n online.

  35. yet one more way where pc gaming is better by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    yet one more way where pc gaming is better.

    Most pc games let you remap keys and when the game does not there is 3rd party software that will let you.

    Pinball also is not fixed to left or right hand play.

    1. Re:yet one more way where pc gaming is better by Dracos · · Score: 1

      PC gaming is better, really? I can deal with mapping most game keys to the keypad, but when was the last time you saw a lefty mouse? Not one of those hand-agnostic beans, but one designed specifically for use in the left hand.

  36. So what? Learn by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    It's not *that* difficult to learn right-handedness, at least for video games. It might take a month or two, but keep at it, you'll get it. It's sort of like learning to touch-type, it's tedious work but pays off in the long run.

    A fun dinner party trick I learned was left-handed chopsticks. When I moved to Asia, I had really never used chopsticks before, but it only took about two weeks to learn. Then, I learned that I had learned wrong. I had to re-learn the correct grip, and that was another two weeks of eating frustration. For a lark, I said how hard can this be, and taught myself how to use chopsticks left-handed, resulting in another two weeks of clumsiness and dropped food. Now, I have a fun trick. I'll change the dinner topic to left-handedness, because there is some superstition that lefties are more clever. I switch the chopsticks to my left hand, eat a few bites, and get a compliment. I follow this by challenging my hosts to use THEIR chopsticks left-handed, and hilarity ensues as nobody can do it. Ganbei!

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  37. say to to adaption. by atarione · · Score: 1

    I'm bothered by the number of left-handers that take the adapt stance and do various task using right handed gear. It is my view that for our left handed brothers and sisters yet unborn we should instead demand (with our wallets and if necessary our generally unexpected left hooks to right handed peoples faces =p) left handed gear.

    I don't see why Nintendo shouldn't hear about this it should have been simple enough to make a left hand mode for this game and there is no reason why I or other left-handed people should be forced to use the wrong hand to play it. Using our right hands is a imperfect solution it may be we can do it and do many things pretty good with our right hands but we god damned well shouldn't be forced to, It is my personal opinion that we shouldn't do it at all We are LEFT HANDED GOD DAMN IT and we want left handed supplies and video games and puppies...oh wait maybe not puppies but the other stuff.

    Also right handed people keep your god damned watches off your right wrists it is "OUR THING" and it is annoying when you think you have found another of your people but it is just some right handed jackass.

    RIGHTY IS GOING TO PAY!!!!!

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  38. There's way more potential in the headline here by northernfrights · · Score: 1

    Is it right for left handed gamer's rights to be left behind?

  39. Southpaws getting left behind. by Smooth+and+Shiny · · Score: 1

    And rightfully so!

    1. Re:Southpaws getting left behind. by northernfrights · · Score: 1

      Sorry dude, I totally left you in the dust by writing my comment just before you left yours. You know I'm right.

  40. Sometimes it's silly, sometimes it's smart by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    "Seems pretty silly for a game developer to just cut out a slice of their potential audience right from the start."

    That depends on how much it costs (financially or in game play) to include that slice. One-size-fits-all also frequently means one-size-that-doesn't-quite-fit-anyone, and it's up to the designer and the bean counters to decide which works best.

  41. As a lefty who has completed Base 10... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a lefty who has completed all stages on Base 10, I have to say I did not have an issue at all with this game. It was a bit surprising that the game did not have a lefty option as many vertically held DS games do (such as Brain Age, etc), but it was not a problem at all. 90% of the player's attention is placed on the touch screen anyway, and your stylus hand much more sits below the non-touch screen than blocks it.

    I actually struggle a bit more with Wii games, particularly ones that require coordinated remote motion with the nunchuck. For example, in the No More Heroes games (where it is always assumed the right hand holds the remote), some wrestling moves require quickly moving both controllers outward, away from one another as prompted on screen, a motion that must be executed in the opposite fashion if holding the remote in your left hand.

    Another example is the new Metroid game (Other M) which requires quickly toggling between holding the remote NES style and then pointing it at the screen for first person view. Initially, this was pretty awkward for a lefty as you need to sort of rotate the controller in your hand to make the switch, but you get used to it after short time.

    On the opposite side of the spectrum, I always thought the N64 controller was an awesome lefty controller for FPS games (on consoles anyway, keyboard/mouse all the way otherwise) because it effectively mapped +mouse to the analog stick (with your left hand), and had a digital WASD type configuration for the right hand. Generally speaking, the N64 controller was great for accommodating all sorts of hand configurations.

    That actually reminds me how much I hate default FPS controls on PC because WASD on a keyboard is pretty much impractical for a lefty (JKL; baby!).

  42. Lefties are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least in the middle ages they had the decency to burn lefties if they didn't do good enough job at acting right-handed. These days we've grown sloppy, and look what the result is. Lefties complaining about stuff like this.

    Burn them all, I say!

  43. One possible reason: by BForrester · · Score: 1

    The left part of the screen is obscured by the enormous chip on his shoulder.

  44. What's the problem? by Animats · · Score: 1

    Neither the Slashdot article nor the linked article makes it clear what's so asymmetrical about the game. Most video game controllers are on the symmetrical side.

    Interestingly, the Airbus family of aircraft, which fly with sidesticks, put the right-seat sidestick in a right-handed position, and the left-seat sidestick on the left. The single set of throttles is in the middle. The comment from most pilots is that this is a non-issue. It's considered more annoying that the displays are reversed between the two seats.

  45. First cell phones... by Tyr_7BE · · Score: 1

    and now this! You guys just can't catch a break.

  46. Its not right! by SolarStorm · · Score: 1

    cut out a slice of their potential audience right from the start. But this is better left alone...

  47. Asia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't these things manufactured in countries where left-handedness is extremely uncommon, severely frowned upon, or even punished?

  48. Colourblind people get it, too. by xwizbt · · Score: 1

    I'm colourblind. Welcome to my world.

    My hobby is nagging iDevice developers to include colourblind-friendly options in their colour matching games. Sometimes, like with the wonderful Marblenauts, the developer will actually work with you to sort the problem out. I like those kind of developers. The Trism guy also took steps to sort it out. Sadly, some developers don't care. (Face, meet this knife - it'll be cutting your nose off shortly, but the spite will be wonderful.)

  49. There's worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The old skool Palms were probably the worst for hating on us lefties. Sure there were a few hacks (mind you this was a time where that word actually meant something) that let you place the scroll bars on the left side, but since they were a hack they only worked for the builtin Palm applications. It was very hard to use when your pinky kept clicking on crap... The new Palm OS is about as ambidextrous as it can possibly get though, and that's reason enough for me to want to stick with it.

  50. I thought we just by Microsift · · Score: 1

    Don't we just put those people in sexually segregated camps?

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  51. Paul Simon was right by JaneTheIgnorantSlut · · Score: 1

    "... I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed. That's the hand I use, well, never mind!"

  52. Stylus? by wzinc · · Score: 1

    A gaming device comes with a stylus? For real? Glad I bought an iPhone...

  53. leftys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most leftys are pretty used to adapting to right handed tools. I'm pretty much ambidextrous at this point because of limited tools.

  54. Common Human Factors Oversight by aeroelastic · · Score: 1

    Being left handed, I've had this happen all my life. There's nothing more frustrating than picking up a tool only to find the grip has been molded for a right hand. Or guns with cheek pads only on the left side. Fountain pens don't really work being pushed rather than being pulled. Left handed sports equipment is always more difficult to find.

    You adapt at an early age. Yeah it sucks. Basically you have to learn to be halfway decent with your right hand just to get by.

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  55. Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I havent read TFA, but we saw how well something for left handed games worked out

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_Lynx

  56. If you want it bad enough, you'll learn... by Rhacman · · Score: 1

    While I generally browse Slashdot with my right-hand but there are other websites that are more conducive to browsing with your weaker hand. It takes some getting used to but some things in life are worth it.

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  57. Niche market by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

    Seems pretty silly for a game developer to just cut out a slice of their potential audience right from the start

    If lefties are truly and underserved group in all of gaming then they may be going for a niche market. If you are a small enough company you can afford to go after this market and develop it.

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  58. This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm right handed and I use the mouse with my left hand just fine when watching po... nm.

  59. I'm not an ambi-turner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left.

  60. Money by Rix · · Score: 1

    When the cost to identify and resolve those not so trivial issues exceeds the revenue expected from whatever subset of the ~7% of the population that is left handed that can not or will not adapt to right handed controls it just won't be done. Nor should it.

    It may not be an issue for games with a large budget, or games developed by large companies, but consider a small developer with precisely one QA engineer. Should they double the size of the QA department to deal with lefties? Should they have cut out half of Samus' animations so they could have both left and right handed version?

    I don't mean to pick on you, but I think you lack perspective. Cognitive and sensory minorities should absolutely be considered in game development (and everything else), but keep in mind that it's not always possible or practical. If we insist that it must, it won't bring those games to the minorities, it will just keep them from being produced at all.

    1. Re:Money by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

      7% of the audience is a lot of people. There are probably 10 million left handed DS owners. You can't ignore 10 million customers.

      Sorry, if the controls can be designed for a right handed person, they can also be designed for a left handed person, there is no excuse other than lazyness.

    2. Re:Money by vux984 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When the cost to identify and resolve those not so trivial issues exceeds the revenue expected from whatever subset of the ~7% of the population that is left handed that can not or will not adapt to right handed controls it just won't be done.

      Yes I know that.

      Nor should it.

      Yes I agree with that. (Bet you didn't see that coming)

      However as a corollary. when the cost to identify and resolve those issues does not exceed the revenue expected it should be done. In most cases resolving the issues is trivial. Many games need no adjustment. Many more games need only to allow users to customize the controls (which benefits everyone).

      Games with motion mapping, need a little bit more. When I punch with my left fist, my avatar should punch with his left fist too. But a mirror geometry transform on the model -or- a mirror mapping on the control input is usually all that's needed. (and this is trivial -- no more complicated than the invert-mouse setting in FPS that satisfies the flight-sim people who want mouse-up to be look down, and mouse-down to be look-up.

      If the developer is cognizant of the issues during design and implementation its TRIVIAL to support.

      Should they double the size of the QA department to deal with lefties?

      If this were realistic no. In the event that this is realistic than no. However its not realistic in almost any title you could name.

      The reason they don't get resolved is that people forgot to even ask the question of whether or not it was an issue, or what it would take to resolve it along the way. Its not because its a hard problem in the vast majority of situations.

      Should they have cut out half of Samus' animations so they could have both left and right handed version?

      a) Samus is first person. The only change would be a mirror transform on the center axis. They don't need a new model. The transform is inexpensive, and can be done in realtime trivially with all the other geometry rendering. Seriously, this is trivial.

      b) The only samus "animations" are in cutscenes. While it would be slick to have a left or right handed samus in the cut-scenes, that may not be easy or worth it. But it would be a perfectly reasonable solution to have her be right handed in the cut scenes. Gameplay is unaffected.

      I don't mean to pick on you, but I think you lack perspective.

      Not at all. Your assuming I expect a lot more than I really am.

      Cognitive and sensory minorities should absolutely be considered in game development (and everything else), but keep in mind that it's not always possible or practical. If we insist that it must, it won't bring those games to the minorities, it will just keep them from being produced at all.

      Except that if they do *consider it* in development it won't be a problem. The problem arises in the vast majority of cases not because its too costly to do, but because it wasn't thought of in the first place.

    3. Re:Money by Rix · · Score: 1

      I doubt very much this game sold anywhere near 10 million copies in total.

      Oh, and a little googling tells me there have been 3.6 million DSi's sold (which this game requires)

    4. Re:Money by Rix · · Score: 1

      I don't think we disagree much.

      I'd point out that it's not necessarily the implementation that's expensive, but identifying the issue in the first place. Note that it's not just lefties, but the colourblind, the deaf, dyslexics and I'm sure lots of other things that don't spring immediately to mind.

      It's one thing to call out a large developer who can have people familiar with the issues of these groups float between development teams, but it's not reasonable to expect small/indie developers (like the one in the article) to have the same resources.

      Oh, and my Samus is black and white and wears a bikini under her power armour, and that's the way I like her.

    5. Re:Money by vux984 · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to call out a large developer who can have people familiar with the issues of these groups float between development teams, but it's not reasonable to expect small/indie developers (like the one in the article) to have the same resources.

      Yes and no. I think even small/indie developers should be open to criticism. And yes, I think even small indie developers should take a moment to consider accessibility. I don't think they deserve to be raked over the coals or held liable for missing something.

      Many of the design adjustments you will make to make the game more accessible benefits everyone.

      A game that communicates critical information via sound can't be played muted. Ensuring that the game is playable muted makes it better for everyone.

      A game that displays text in a clear font on a solid high contrast background serves to make the game more accessible to the dyslexic... but also makes it a hell of a lot easier on the vision impaired, people using small screens, etc.

      A game with a customizable control scheme is better for everyone; not just left handed people.

      All developers should have a checklist of accessibility considerations that they think about. And its ok if they decide that supporting some group or other is too costly, or doesn't make sense... (e.g. making "name that tune" accessible to the deaf is silly and its fine to decide not to. But instead of having the gun 'click' when its out of ammo...add some sort of visual indicator of its status too.

      Or a game where critical information is conveyed by whether a circle is solid red, green, or blue... simply add an icon to the circle as well, so that the colour blind can play as well. Or make it a green circle, blue hexagon, red octogon so they can be differentiated by shape.

      All developers have the resources to at least spend a bit of minimal effort thinking about these things, even small indies.

    6. Re:Money by Rix · · Score: 1

      I have absolutely no problem with writing something polite and informative about the issues. That can only be helpful. I don't much like the whole "you robbed me because I'm a leftie!" sentiment of TFA, though.

      I'd rather foster an environment of experimental gaming development than only seeing the most anally polished games that meet each and every possible special interest checkmark. If the game is successful, they can always go back and release a version that addresses the issues at hand.

      Indies don't have a lot of spare resources to throw around. If you insist that every game that can be accessible must be, you'll kill a lot of good games.

    7. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only change would be a mirror transform on the center axis. They don't need a new model.

      Unless the model is asymmetrical (common), in which case the animation set will have to be modified. Some of this might be automatable, but, like many global procedural fixes, can add a lot of regression testing burden on QA (very important to do this early). It also does not take into account, for example, a quiver of arrows positioned diagonally on the back of the character for ease of access by a particular handedness. This quiver would have to be repositoned for the procedurally mirrored animation set (hopefully it's not part of our asymmetrical character model!).

      It really isn't always as straightforward as you might think.

  61. Zelda was the tipping point for Lefties... by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

    when they made link right handed for some unknown reason!

    He's left handed before the twilight princess! LEFT!

    Oh the humanity for us lefties!

    1. Re:Zelda was the tipping point for Lefties... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason is widely known. It is because 90% of the population didn't want to try and slice their way through Hyrule with their wii-mote in their left hands.

      Besides, lefties already get a disproportionate amount of baseball pitching jobs.

  62. i don't see the problem. by shadowrat · · Score: 1

    Wondering what exactly was preventing him from playing with his left hand, i read TFA. As far as i can tell, he finds it impossible to play with his left hand because there was never a checkbox for him to use to signify he was a lefty. He never explains what was so hard about using it left handed, or why his right hand couldn't work.

    I imagined one such scenario would be a game that requires you to write words and letters with your right hand while manipulating the dpad with your left. That does sound challenging. I checked out this video http://www.examiner.com/video-game-in-chicago/base10-the-dsi-and-lefties-left-out and the gameplay seems to consist of drawing horizontal and vertical lines through big squares. I fail to see how this couldn't be done left handed.

    i couldn't watch the entire video.

  63. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am left-handed.
    I have this game.
    The reason I'm not having any trouble playing is that, unlike the writer of this article, I am not a fucking incompetent retard.

    You can play it with the stylus between your damn teeth just fine.

  64. Mod parent up by hedwards · · Score: 1

    Indeed, I'm ambidextrous, and the only thing which I have any trouble with is writing. The reason being that it's not like most other tasks where it's simply a matter of using the other hand and remapping the motions, writing with the other hand requires a rather drastic change to ones thought process. The process of writing with the other hand is very different, and I suspect that it's easier for a lefty to learn to write right handed than the reverse.

    These days it's often times easier to catch things with my non-dominant hand.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      These days it's often times easier to catch things with my non-dominant hand.

      As it would be for anyone who grew up playing baseball -- or was a hockey goalie. The catching glove goes on the non-dominant hand. Toss a small ball to someone who didn't play baseball, and chances are good they use both hands to catch it. Do the same with someone who did play baseball, and chances are they'll snatch it out of the air with the non-throwing hand.

      It's mostly a matter of intent, even subconsciously. If you were to toss, say, a volleyball, then just about everyone is going to use both hands to catch it. A (gridiron) football is SOMETIMES catchable with one hand, but generally this is done only as a last resort -- and in such cases, it's usually whichever hand can reach it that does the catching. Something the size of a baseball or tennis ball is easily caught with one hand if it's not going too fast, and baseball players have the mindset of not only catching the ball, but immediately doing something with it like applying a tag or throwing it to someone else. In either case, catching it with the glove USUALLY makes sense. There are times that grabbing it with the bare hand makes more sense, and players do practice these situations. Still their first reaction is going to be to catch it with the "glove" hand, even if they're not wearing one.

      I'm reasonably ambidextrous (bat and box left, but bowl, throw, golf, and swing a racquet right) and for me most things get done with one hand or the other just because that's how I practiced them. I learned to box from a lefty, and it never occurred to me to do it any other way. I swing a bat left-handed because it is an advantage to do so more often than not (two steps closer to first base, at the very least), and I don't spend much time swinging a bat anyhow. I could have gone either way with golf clubs, but right-handed clubs are by far the easier to find. In tennis the equipment doesn't change by handedness, but the two-hand backhand of a right-handed player is most similar to the swing of a LEFT-handed batter, which is a movement I already found familiar. Bowling is much like golf -- you might not think bowling balls are "right handed" but once the holes are drilled they sure are, and bowling shoes are by default designed for the left foot to slide. If the equipment works better one way or the other, I typically go with the flow. For anything else, it's a crapshoot. Darts I can throw either way, and sometimes I have to try both to see which one is working better on a given day. I also have mice on BOTH sides of my keyboard so that when I feel one wrist starting to get cramped up, I can switch. I noticed I grab the mouse a lot tighter with the left hand though, because it's slightly shakier if I don't.

      I'm one of those people game designers DON'T have to worry about. Give me controls that makes sense and we're good to go. Still it amazes me that this isn't taken into consideration for EVERYONE. I had a girlfriend who was born without a left hand. She used a trackball on that side since it was mostly useless for typing, and had a keyboard with a trackpoint in it but only used the mouse buttons (mostly for dragging, as she could click the large trackball buttons adequately, but not at the same time as moving the ball). There was still a mouse on the right for everyone else. It was a simple and elegant solution. She was also a rather avid gamer and preferred PC games over the consoles of the day precisely because they DID allow the controls to be reassigned to suit her.

      I also had a girlfriend whose entire family (including herself) was left-handed. At dinner it was always the guests who were relegated to the end of the table so as not to bump elbows.

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  65. Not so easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the left and right sides of the main surface contain 4 buttons each, the issue with swapping the D-pad and A-B-X-Y buttons is a physical one. The D-pad in nature doesn't have the same press/depress feel of the face buttons as it's designed to tilt from one side to the other, in addition to making button combinations awkward (A+B, Y+B, etc.) or outright impossible (A+Y or B+X). You also wouldn't have the same responsiveness with movements using face buttons as a d-pad, as the d-pad's design allows for rapid deviations in direction without having to release all buttons or remove your thumb from the D-pad (try moving your thumb in circles on the face buttons, then try it again on the D-pad. Huge difference.)

    1. Re:Not so easy by Hatta · · Score: 1

      This kind of control scheme works fine in games like Bangai-O on the Dreamcast, Everyday Shooter on the PSP, or Robotron 64 on the Nintendo 64.

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  66. Left-handed people need to grow some balls by GiMP · · Score: 1

    I'm left-handed and appalled at the general attitude of my fellow 10-percenters. I view being left-handed as a natural and entirely normally human behavior. There is no reason that we must adapt, but rather, we must refuse to be discriminated against. While it might sound silly to revolt about scissors, computer mice, knives, and other household items, it is a legitimate human rights concern. Left-handed children should not be denied an equal education because their school provides "ergonomic" mice or has not provided a method to easily change the mappings of buttons. Neither should those children need to learn how to use a mouse with their right hand, the way that their grandparents were forced to learn to write with their right hands, as that was seen as the "proper way". I see not why it is now frowned upon to force a left-handed child into right-handed writing, when forcing right-handed computing onto children is celebrated. I see not why proverbially left-handed Uncle Toms claim that left-handed people that assert themselves are stupid, that left-handed people should simply adapt. We need not adjust ourselves, we are but what we are, why need we change to the comfort of others, when we should be comfortable with ourselves? If had we in 1861 the technology to change one's color, would we encourage blacks to become white? Would that have been just? No, it would not have been just, but prejudiced and discriminatory. Why, then, do we expect left-handed people to become right-handed and call that an unprejudiced and indiscriminate act?

    Left-handed people, if at work or school, there are no left-handed scissors and you must use right-handed scissors, use them -- in your left hand. Show the bruises to your teachers, to your employers, impress upon them the need for ambidextrous tools. Use that computer mouse in your left hand, switch the mouse buttons, and when a right-handed person attempts to use that workstation, ask, "How do you think *I* feel when I sit at your workstation?". Defend yourself, assert yourself, and introduce change.

    1. Re:Left-handed people need to grow some balls by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      You're insane. As a lefty, I suggest you just deal with it and move on. Your life has actual issues in it that could benefit from this kind of passion.

      At the end of the day, text will always move from left to right. People will always drive on one side of the road or the other. Controls and devices are going to be designed for the 90%, rather than the 10%.

      Being a lefty is natural, bitching about it incessantly is not.

    2. Re:Left-handed people need to grow some balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sir are a whiny little bitch.

    3. Re:Left-handed people need to grow some balls by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      had we in 1861 the technology to change one's color, would we encourage blacks to become white? Would that have been just?

      This is a fail. There were, and are, plenty of "black" people who look white. They have light skin, "good" hair, even blue eyes. They were, and still are, considered black. And, they were still discriminated against unless they managed to go somewhere to re-invent themselves as a "white" person. This was known as "passing". Look it up.

      You are just making a fool of yourself. This is not a civil rights issue unless you want to consider being left handed a handicap. Instead of whining like a little bitch, start a company specializing in left-handed devices.

    4. Re:Left-handed people need to grow some balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm left handed and I think you need to get off your high horse. I also take pride in my Southpaw ways, but the reality is that most tools that are "ergonomically" right-handed don't translate well to the other hand. I've used lefty scissors among other things, and they suck. Never mind the fact that I never really understood the big difference between so-called lefty and righty scissors, but I can use the same scissors that my right-handed counterparts use with no bruising or extra effort.

      Computers, video games, and other activities that require two hands are not like writing, throwing, or other one-handed activities. I grew up using a mouse in my right hand, playing the NES like everyone else, and even golfing right-handed. If someone told me I could just use the mouse in my left hand, I don't think I'd be nearly as proficient. The truth is there's really nothing to adapt to. Those activities are geared toward doing it a certain way, and handedness has nothing to do with it. There's no grand conspiracy to discriminate against us, nor is this some insensitive move on the part of uncaring authority figures. We simply need to recognize that even if we got our special "left-handed" computer mice, scissors, etc. they would be a bigger hindrance than just doing it the "right" way. Be careful of the change you wish to introduce... you might just get it.

    5. Re:Left-handed people need to grow some balls by GiMP · · Score: 1

      Just because something doesn't matter to you, doesn't mean that it doesn't matter.

    6. Re:Left-handed people need to grow some balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm left handed and I think you need to get off your high horse.

      I'm right-handed and I think you're on a bigger high horse than you accuse the GP of being on.

    7. Re:Left-handed people need to grow some balls by GiMP · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of "passing", and I had thought to make such a point, but decided instead to make the point that I had. Certainly, in such a scenario one would have to (and they had) reinvent themselves.

      This is certainly a human rights issue, but it is not a disability issue. Neither am I saying it is necessarily a legal issue, it is an issue of popular opinion. Parents, educators, employers need to understand that they should not try to make a left-handed child "pass". The left-handed should not need to adapt to ways unnatural for them, as for many left-handed, using tools in their right hands is as unpleasant a thought as engaging in homosexuality (or for homosexuals, I presume, heterosexuality).

      Perhaps what is needed mostly is something akin to the NAACP for the left-handed, perhaps that is the NALHP, although it is hard to say based on their very broken website. Quite simply, there needs to be a change in thoughts and opinions, the negative responses I've garnered have only fueled my desire for change.

    8. Re:Left-handed people need to grow some balls by TellarHK · · Score: 1

      Schools do have to provide accomodations. When I was in college, one girl put in a request for a keyboard with the numeric keypad on the left hand side. It was going to cost $200, instead of the $10 that a keyboard typically ran - but because she put it in as an ADA thing, she got it. Ridiculous, and I say this as a lefty that _cannot_ change my mousing hand for gaming.

      We're not cripples, we're just _lefties_. We certainly do need to adapt, but only as far as we can manage. It is up to us to put some pressure on designers to at least take our needs into consideration going forward, but we shouldn't be militant douchebags about it.

      And I never understood switching the mouse buttons. Seriously. That's just fucking retarded.

    9. Re:Left-handed people need to grow some balls by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      for many left-handed, using tools in their right hands is as unpleasant a thought as engaging in homosexuality (or for homosexuals, I presume, heterosexuality).

      Any lefty who feels that way needs to see a psychiatrist. Maybe you and your ilk should go buy some land in, say, Africa and start your own lefty land.

  67. Reason I Don't Play.... by mlauzon · · Score: 1

    This is the reason I cannot play any of the guitar-based games, yes, I know you can switch it for a left-handed player, but then we lose the ability to use the wammy bar; so what's the point of playing if you cannot play the game properly!

    1. Re:Reason I Don't Play.... by TellarHK · · Score: 1

      I actually don't have a problem with this. It may be a little tougher at first, but since you're working with something that requires a whole new style of muscle memory and limited hand motion, it really isn't that bad.

      What's bad, is when you try and replace existing muscle memory with new ones to adapt to something. What's doubly bad, is when you need to do it on two hands at once. Whenever possible with a new skill, I don't bother trying to learn the "lefty" mode if one is even offered. So long as it's new enough that I don't have an existing pattern, I dive "right" in.

      I also shoot rifles righty, but pistols lefty. Though that might be more of an eye-related issue.

  68. Re:So what? Learn by Atriqus · · Score: 1

    It's not *that* difficult to learn right-handedness, at least for video games.

    I agree, it's not hard to learn to get a basic level of coordination down. It's also hardly frustrating when it's something you're doing voluntarily as a trick.

    But it is incredibly difficult to master. And it stops being fun when time after time, you're put in a situation where your learning curve for a given activity is much higher because the native dexterity just isn't there in the wrongly assumed hand.

    I guess what I'm trying to get at is all the yelling the lefties are doing in the comments of this post isn't actually about this game and this game only. The actual fuel to the aggravation you're seeing is from all the other times they've been put in a situation that says "you are not worth considering as a use-case scenario".

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  69. News at eleven. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Game developers cutting tiny shares of their customers? What about linux users an PC games? What about colorblind users and those silly color matching oriented casual games?

  70. 90/10 rule by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

    The game developer probably decided it wasn't worth the effort to support the 10% of gamers who are left handed.

  71. They make left handed versions by Rip+Dick · · Score: 1

    This great little store carries southpaw friendly versions of everything these days. I believe it's called the Leftorium...

  72. not just Base10- the GRE is right-handed too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a bit of a tangent--

    I recently took the GRE, a computer-based standardized test for graduate school. The workstations in the testing center were designed for right-handed people. The monitor and keyboard were angled so that a right-handed person would have the entire desk space for scratch paper and right-handed mousing. The degree of disadvantage for left-handed test-takers may be debatable, but, nevertheless, enough of a disadvantage exists to de-standardize the entire test on the basis of handedness. Taking into account the priority some universities give the GRE, I consider this a major lapse in methodological integrity by both the testing center (Prometric) and the creators of the GRE (Educational Testing Services).

    I doubt I missed an option to request a left-handed desk because I'm prone to RSI/carpal tunnel issues and would have requested an ambidextrous workstation given the opportunity.

    Back to the post-- Yes, I've seen with my own eyes how some developers and administrators completely assume everybody is right-handed. That's sheer ignorance, plain and simple, and it must change.

  73. Yay entitled retards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, we have the right to play games the way we want. It's a corollary to our right to pay nothing for them, and our right to force developers to continue making them even in the absence of reward.

  74. Left-handed is not a disability by benwiggy · · Score: 1

    I'm a lefty. Have been all my life. However, I absolutely hate and detest products that are "made for left-handers", like left-handed corkscrews, pencil sharpeners, inkpen nibs, etc etc.

    I have absolutely no problem using a standard pair of scissors with my left hand. Screwdrivers (in either direction), pencil sharpeners, italic nibs, corkscrews, too.

    I can also write without curling my wrist round like some kind of $DEROGATORY_TERM_FOR_DISABLED.

    I don't do ticks backward either.

    I accept that some things are made to be used on a right hand, and I agree that this is poor design and a lack of thought. Cat-stroking gloves, for examples. And it's nice when a rifle manufacturer makes a rifle that can be used on either shoulder. (Though I find the right should more "left handed", as I control the aim more with the left hand.

    For years, I used computer mice on the left-hand side, but did standard click with my middle finger, and right-click with my first finger. It's not that difficult.

    The idea that left-handers are "special" and need to be pandered to, really gets my goat. We're not. We can do everything.

    If I had my way, I'd set fire to all the Leftoria.

  75. Actually there *was some effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they had gathered a 'focus group' of left handers who *smoked, to see if they would end up inhaling the stylus while playing using their right hand. Only 1 in 20 made that mistake, but he was kind of bottom rung of the ladder so they tossed the study.

  76. they can adjust by Nyder · · Score: 1

    It's not very hard.

    I'm right handed, and while I can do stuff with my left hand, just not as good.

    but typing? Video games? please.

    Tron You controlled him with your right hand.

    don't recall people bitching about that.

    There's been a ton of funky and non conformal arcade controls, and we've all managed.

    Look at the gamepad.

    You got controls and buttons all over the place. You telling me you can't move the right side stick as well as the left stick?

    We aren't talking big movements here, we are talking small, little ones. Nothing hard, nothing that requires alot of dexterity really. if you type, you all ready have it.

    The problem really is, you suck, and your blaming it on the tools.

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    1. Re:they can adjust by OttoErotic · · Score: 1
      Is this trolling? I can't tell anymore.

      I can do stuff with my left hand, just not as good.

      So...this being a game where the object is presumably to play well, you don't consider switching to the hand you don't use 'as good' to be a problem?

      We aren't talking big movements here, we are talking small, little ones. Nothing hard, nothing that requires alot of dexterity really.

      This is just ass backwards. Big movements are the easy ones; the small, little ones are exactly the ones that require dexterity. I'm sure a right-handed surgeon could punch someone in the face with the his left hand, but switching the scalpel to the other hand could present a problem.

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  77. The Perils of Living Sinister by TellarHK · · Score: 1

    I think I'll probably expand on this post for a blog entry later on, but I definitely need to weigh in on this subject. I'm a lefty that's tried for a long while to switch over, most recently having tried with a right-handed Logitech G500 mouse with many of the gaming bells and whistles. I spent about four months on it, and never could get my head in the right place for it. As a lefty, a whole host of things are more difficult than they're intended to be.

    I spend a lot of my time gaming, usually on a PC. Console controls don't bother me with the left-right difference, but mousing is a real hassle a lot of the time. In the OS, I'm fine and can use a mouse in either hand, but in games - forget it. And it's only partially due to the mouse itself. A bigger contributor to my problems has been the need to use the arrow keys and home/end cluster for most gaming controls. I've gotten quite used to using that area of a standard keyboard layout for binding my keys, and my muscle memory is deeply ingrained for both hands.

    Unfortunately, default keymaps are designed for right-handers, which means a lefty like me has to go through and rebind 2/3rds of the keys in a game to get to the point of having a functional experience. More recent, or more complex games are sometimes impossible to master just due to running out of places to put binds that your fingers can actually reach. Games where you can't rebind anything... well, those games don't get played.

    My four month attempt to switch mousing hands pretty much ended with me being pissed off after four months of getting my ass handed to me in everything I played. I was constantly apologizing to teammates for shitty performance in Borderlands, taking far longer than anyone else to set up for an assault, and faster paced games like Team Fortress 2? Forget it. I spent a lot of time as an Engineer whacking a sentry with a wrench so it could do all the work.

    I've tried the add-on keyboard controllers, the Logitech G13, the Belkin "SpeedPads", and a dozen mice over the last few years. Nothing seems able to shake my muscle memory out of the habits I've had with gaming since the Doom era when all you needed was weapon selection, movement and a fire button. The Logitech G13 game closest, but with its design quite heavily aimed at being used with a left hand due to a left-thumb positioned cluster of controls half of it is useless to me, and what's left doesn't feel quite _right_.

    And even now that I'm sticking with a left-hand mouse/arrow keys keyboard configuration, I find myself still quite limited in options and controls. My mousing style is best described as a "fingertip" one, which works well with certain kinds of mouse design. With my keyboard needs, many of the current "ergonomic" models are simply useless.

    At this point, the best companies I have to work with are Razer and Logitech. Razer may have a few dogs on the market, but they also have a capable midrange gaming mouse in the DeathAdder that comes in a lefty ergonomic design. Logitech may not be as nice to lefties with regards to mice, but the G-series keyboards haven't screwed with the fundamental 104 key layout. What those of us who can't adapt have been left with, is a pretty weak number of choices.

    I have to give crazy amounts of credit to Razer, however. For a company whose products I once shot the hell out of in protest of a poor warranty situation - which they resolved, publicly and thoroughly - they really did step up. And in the case of the left-handed mouse, they claimed on launch that the left-handed DeathAdder may even be a money-loser but they still felt it was something important to do. Now, if only they'll step up the left-hand option to something like the Lachesis or Mamba.

  78. All right-handed people are racists by OttoErotic · · Score: 1

    Oh how I've waited for the day that this article and these comments showed up. Watched and waited, twirling my mustache and sharpening my band saw with my left hand, ready to give you right-handed monsters (Yes, monsters. Right-biased, racist, Nazi-loving monsters) a quick chop to see how you adapt to my left-hand world. I remember the day I bought my 1st guitar: "You know," said the salesman, "since you're left-handed you should actually play a right-handed guitar instead for better fret control." And with my left-hand I stabbed him in the face, shouting "then why the fuck don't you play left-handed you goddamn idiot?!". To this day I love nothing better than to walk into Guitar Center with a huge wad of bills, casting my eyes across 500 right-handed guitars searching for the rare lefty. And when I find it? Same. Fucking. Guitar. I. Already. Own. Didn't we learn anything from the Holocaust? If this discrimination is still so rampant, it's as if 3 million of my people died for nothing.

    In conclusion: I hate you all, and if I could find a left-handed book of matches I would burn you all alive.

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    1. Re:All right-handed people are racists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't there a genetic test for left-handism (or gingerism while we're at it)?

      It would seem that most responsible parents would want the chance to be spared from raising such a monstrosity.

    2. Re:All right-handed people are racists by OttoErotic · · Score: 1

      There's no direct test, but it's linked to gigantism of the wang so shows up on most ultrasounds. But frequently the wangular enormity is mistaken for the doctor photobombing the baby by sticking his whole arm in front of the detector.

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  79. pitches right but still a lefty by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I ain't going to learn to use a stylus in my right hand. I'll just avoid games where things I need to see are obscured by my lefty curl.

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  80. nothing like some good weasel words.. by crossmr · · Score: 1

    There is a percentage of people in the world who hold that DS stylus a bit differently than the rest of you gamers out there

    What an utter non-starter for an opening sentence.
    a percentage you say? What would that percentage be? You don't want to tell us.
    That must mean it's low.
    if it was high, he'd certainly tell us.
    or if he knew.
    So it's either very low or he has no clue.

    Either way it shows that this article is written by someone who doesn't care or about a segment of the population that is insignificant. Thanks for letting me know I could stop reading.

  81. Strange but true... by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

    I've often wondered about the fact that we really use the left thumb in dominate analog controls like looking and piloting and the right hand is throttle, strafe and buttons. So whats up with that? We just dump out right hand dominance when needed? I think we are all ambidextrous. I'm right handed but (in video games) I can left thumb pilot a jet under a bridge at mach 2 and headshot with a pistol st 50 yards. Hummmm.

  82. This is a pointless article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiot completely failed to say in a page and a half what half the comments now say in one or two sentences.
    The game is played with DSi on it's side, with the touch screen is to the right.
    His left hand obscures the important left screen, when he's reaching over it to use the right screen.
    Send his wage to someone who needs it and punch him in the face for wasting our time.

  83. Right-Handed Gamers are Right In-front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :)

  84. Popcap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sort of surprised Base 10 is used as the example here. Since it's DSiWare, I guess I'm a little more lenient as I figure they have a smaller budget and might not be able to be accommodating due to monetary reasons.

    To me, one of the more egregious examples of this is Bookworm. It started as a DSiWare game that had no left-handed functionality, but then they released it as a full game which did the same. I bought the game, and was extremely frustrated to find out the only way I could play the game was to have my left-hand resting on the top screen (as the DS is held vertically while playing), which was not good for the hinges. Not only that, but I was covering up half the game by doing so. It was so annoying to me, that I ended up sending Popcap a complaint (and getting a useless, canned response). It's not like Popcap is some small, struggling studio. Really, how much time would it have taken them to reverse the image to make the game capable for southpaws?

    From my experience, most DS games are certain to keep it in mind that there are left-handed gamers who require different controls, but every so often, there's a game that slips through. It's just frustrating that there usually isn't any indication that it won't be a game I can play.

  85. Define "a lot"... by bynary · · Score: 1

    I'm going on some very rough estimates, but they are informed estimates nonetheless (also, the data is heavily biased towards trends in the US). Please bear with me here...

    Approximately 19% of Americans play video games on a gaming console (source here). Approximately 10% of the population is left handed. Rounding the U.S. population to 300 million, we have roughly 57 million Americans playing videogames on something other than a PC (this is important because PCs are primarily mouse and keyboard driven thus I can safely rule this population segment out). If we apply the 10% left-handedness rate to that number, we get 5.7 million left-handed people who play videogames on a game console (a DS is, in this case, a game console). Approximately 105 million current-gen game consoles have been sold in the U.S. as of December 2009 (source - here). Not counting previous generation consoles, that gives us an almost 2:1 game console to console gamer ratio (1.84:1 to be a little more precise). Also, 43% of the consoles sold were Nintendo DS's. Now, here I have a choice: I can either do some fancy statistical analysis (which I don't want to do) or I can assume that 43% of left-handed console owners have a DS. Doing that, I get approximately 2.45 million left-handed Nintendo DS owners.

    That's a decent sized number; let's break it down further.

    Taking into account the information provided by CmdrTaco, we are specifically talking about the DSi and a game called Base 10. 300,000 DSi's were sold as of December 2009. That gives us 0.7% of all Nintendo DS's sold are capable of playing this game. That whittles our 2.45 million left-handed DS owners down to 172,000 left-handed DSi owners. I couldn't find any sales numbers for Base 10; I'm not even going to attempt a guess there. That's an okay market size in and of itself, but it would be foolish to assume that 100% of that target market would buy that game. I'm pretty sure not even New Super Mario Bros. has that kind of attachment rate.

    In summary, the answer is 42.

    This "research" took me all of about thirty minutes so be kind.

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    1. Re:Define "a lot"... by Scuff · · Score: 1

      Your numbers looked good until you got to the DSi. You just estimated that 57% (172k/300k) of DSi owners are left-handed, (and then dismissed it because of market size!) One of your sales numbers is off by a lot. For simplicity, we could just assume 30k, 10% of DSi sales. I suspect it's a little higher, since among gaming systems, the DS in general has more left-handed owners than other consoles since there is usually pretty good support for moving buttons to the other side if you want to use a stylus with your left hand. (I'm a left-handed DS owner myself) I have the impression the DSi download market is pretty low in general.

    2. Re:Define "a lot"... by bynary · · Score: 1

      You're right, my numbers are wrong.

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    3. Re:Define "a lot"... by Scuff · · Score: 1

      Eh, these things happen. You probably should have simplified it for something like this.

  86. Left handed power glove would have been so bad by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    It's not like this is anything new... Gamepads have always had d-pad left, buttons right. Atari 2600 joysticks were hold the base of the controller in the left hand, fire with left thumb, joystick right. They never made a left-handed power glove either.

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  87. Never mind lefties, what about the disabled? by dexotaku · · Score: 1

    I experienced an injury in my teens that caused nerve damage to my left [forearm and] hand. I have gross motor skills with it but lack the ability to use my fingers individually or to distinctly feel what/where I'm touching.

    I have adjusted to this over the years in ways like switching to the Dvorak right-hand keyboard layout, which works very well [though I have no comment on the normal Dvorak layout].

    I've been a PC gamer for years and have rarely had issues using various controllers because most PC games have fully programmable controls.

    Console games, on the other hand [and regardless of platform] usually don't offer any better than a couple of layouts which all make the presumption that you're not only right-handed but have two fully functioning hands.

    Given that fact, I basically gave up any hope of over being able to play console games with standard gamepads because the controls are nearly always laid out in a way that makes using them next to impossible for me [not that any other kind of control is any better with them].

    I've never understood the lack of programmable controls on gaming consoles [the only reason I have ever come up with is laziness on the part of programmers], considering how simple the addition would be. This would not only make it possible for people like me to create layouts that are at least playable [if not optimal] but would also help lefties.

  88. The Problem by Tjaden · · Score: 0

    As Mr. Andrew Galbraith says "Purchasing a DSi...." I think he found the real root of the problem.

  89. Missing the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the posters here are completely missing the point. The real issue is that the original post is complaining that developers only write code that best fits their own perceptions. You can be sure if a game developer was left-handed, they'd have included that as an option. This is no different for the some 8% of males who are red-green color blind. I'm one and am constantly pointing out to developers that using a red or green to indicate status (which they love to do) will be completely and utterly missed by someone who is red-green color blind. And, after having it being pointed out to them, even then they may or may not fix it. And invariably, the next time around on some other product, the cycle will repeat itself. This is a never-ending cycle because developers rarely consider the needs of others.

  90. Scissors in left hand by penguinchris · · Score: 1

    Regarding scissors, pick up a pair and examine how things move when you open and close them. In your right hand, you're not only rotating around the pivot vertically (opening and closing it) but also horizontally, pushing one blade against the other. Try it in your left hand, and the same action is pulling the blades slightly apart, meaning they don't cut properly.

    Doesn't matter if you flip it around, you need to re-arrange the blades so the top handle corresponds to the right blade, as opposed to the top handle corresponding to the left blade with right-handed scissors.

    This is of course why left-handed scissors exist, with the blade configuration switched. They're not necessarily easy to find, but if you're left-handed and doing something that requires really accurate scissoring that you can't do with your right hand, you're probably also looking at high-end scissors and those are more likely to have left-handed options.

    I'm not left-handed, but I do some things left-handed and am somewhat ambidextrous with other things. I too struggled with scissors in the left hand until I figured out how the lever action worked on them to produce a good cut. At that point I also realized why some scissors I'd tried as a kid on one memorable occasion (why I remember stuff like that and not other things I don't know, but that's another story) didn't work - they were left-handed scissors.

  91. Lefties by Clubbah · · Score: 1

    Lefties learned to be ambidextrous ages ago. Where are those damn green scissors.

  92. I thought gaming was for lefties... by ninjakoala · · Score: 1

    While I can't game on a PC using a mouse in my right hand, regular joystick/joypad gaming has always been a perfect for me as a leftie.

    I'd grab a stick/pad with my left hand since that's the most natural thing in the world for me (just like when I use a pen, fork or anything else where it matters which hand you use). Using a fire button is easy using my right hand, since that's not something that requires a lot of fine control to the same extent as controlling a character on-screen.

    Arcade cabinets were perfect for me as a leftie. Same goes for all controllers for consoles. A few digital joysticks were awkward due to placement of fire buttons (back when we had real joysticks, remember?) but most analogue joysticks were impossible to use, as they were physically shaped to be held by a right hand.

    As long as things aren't shaped explicitly for right-handed people, I think most lefties can easily keep up.

    Then again YMMV, since I personally don't see how left-handed people can use a left-handed guitar. I want my strongest hand on the fretboard, so I use right-hand guitars.

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  93. I wouldn't say it's true by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1

    They aren't being left behind
    They are right behind.

  94. Left Handedness = sign of demonic posession by dogzdik · · Score: 0

    I note with glee that the bullshit of "Left handed people CAN'T". Bullshit. Adapt.

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  95. Article has no details, here's a better one by AC-x · · Score: 1

    12 paragraphs practically explaining this guy's life story and nowhere does it say WHY it's "impossible" for left handed people to play, and of course it's not impossible. This taken from another article that actually has a shred of detail on the problem -

    That’s right, unlike many other popular games for the Nintendo DS that involve holding the DS in a book-like style, Art Style: BASE 10 does not feature an option to switch screens. The feature, which allows left-handed players to use the touchscreen with ease, has been left out of the game in a ridiculous oversight that may result in many a cramped wrist.

    Mina Harris, of Nintendo America has defended this oversight saying things such as "it is unlikely that this will cause any issues." and "this game was tested extensively by left-handed testers before its release, and there were no issues reported."

    The above mentioned wrist cramps would be a result of her undoubtedly well thought-out solution to the problem, which is recommending that left-handed players "hold the Nintendo DSi with their right hand, while controlling the stylus with their left hand. Keeping their left wrist towards the bottom of the system will ensure that the touch screen isn’t blocked during gameplay."

    So the problem is that you need to use the right hand screen, which will require a left handed user to hold their hand in a slightly more uncomfortable position to avoid blocking the left hand screen. Nintendo should fix it, but to say that it's impossible to play just isn't true. How did this dumbed down clap-trap get posted to slashdot anyway?

  96. ASWD loosers by xmorg · · Score: 1

    call me a troll and reduce my karma, I DONT CARE
    this is one of the HUGE pet peeves for me.

    grrrrr!!!!!

    Thre are a lot of free MMO's kreeping up that make mapping of the up down left right keys static to something else but MOVE!
    AS a lefty, i move with these keyes, leaving my other hand free to control the character actions with the mouse

    ATTN Gamemakers: You instantly loose a customer here if you dont provide for left handed gamers. I can tolarate the righty formed mice and joysticks, blah, i dont care but this is a serious issue

  97. Tiolet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And for something totally off topic: I recently heard on a special program about the toilet that most third world countries did and may still not have toilet paper readily available everywhere. People use the left hand to wipe, so that's why everyone in those areas shake hands with their right hand. They also use their right hand for just about everything else, even if they were born left-handed... If people in poor countries can learn to use their right hand for just about everything because they have to wipe their ass with their left hand, certainly left-handed people in rich countries can learn to play a GAME with their right hand. It's not like we are asking you to wipe your ass with your left hand!

  98. Ridiculous by athlon02 · · Score: 1

    I'm left-handed and I cannot use a mouse with my left hand... You learn to adapt to a right-handed world just like the blind adapt to a sighted world and the deaf adapt to a world full of sound.

  99. Abomination by stevesabol · · Score: 1

    Left-handedness, like red hair, is a genetic mistake and an abomination. Left handedness is not normal, nor was it intended to run rampant by the One True God. It is our responsibility as a moral society to cure these poor souls through prayer and the power of Christ. I applaud game developers who have not given into Satan and have chosen the path of riotousness. They do God's work. And I am not interested in the devil worshiper pointing out that if God is infallible there could be no genetic mistake. I am not interested in the satanist pointing out that maybe these genetic mutations are intentional and no more moral or immoral than length of a toe or the shape of an ear. Those are heretical positions and you have no business combining logic and empathy in a faith-based society.

  100. If this was in Canada.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this was in Canada, they would have filed a human rights complaint.

  101. Did a right-handed person write this? by negative_spin · · Score: 1

    I'm left-handed, and part of being a lefty in this society means that you learn to do a lot of things in a right-handed fashion. Since I was a kid, I've learned to Bowl, play guitar, drums, swing a baseball bat (both ways), and do countless other things right-handed just because it was convenient, as well as play video games. Really, most left-handed people wind up becoming ambidextrous out of necessity, so in the long run I'd say it's more of an advantage than a disadvantage :-D

  102. Any right handed controllers out there? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    I am right handed but most gamepads seem to be designed for left handed people.

    Back in the 80s when I had a joystick with one button I always gripped the stick with my right hand and the base/fire button with the left. It made sense since controlling movement requires more precision than pressing a button. Then Nintendo came out with the NES and put the d-pad on the left. With two buttons on the right. Apparently I need my preferred hand to push two buttons.

    Even arcade joysticks seem to have gone this way, but at least most flight sticks allow you to use them right-handed.

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