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  1. The FBI has already apprehended the culprits on Botnet Targets Web Sites With Junk SSL Connections · · Score: 1, Funny

    The FBI has apprehended the individuals responsible for the Pushdo botnet, but because the said individuals are minors, we have decided to file no charges if the said individuals apologized to everyone who had been negatively affected by the Pushdo botnet. Unfortunately, due to a typo, the said individuals issued a botnet command that is causing the botnet computers to keep trying to POST the following apology to the SSL port:

    POST / HTTP/1.0
    Referer: http://ir902.detention.fbi.gov/
    User-Agent: PushDo/1.0.1
    Accept: */*
    Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded
    Content-length: 1337

    apology=We+apologize+for+any+inconvenience+our+childish+Pushdo+botnet+experiment+may+have+caused you.+Sincerely,+Billy+Pushman+and+Jimmy+Doe.

  2. Re:Dr. Rabiei on Super Strong Metal Foam Discovered · · Score: 0

    Dr. Rabiei is Iranian:

    Dr. Afsaneh Rabiei serves as an Assistant Professor of Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering and as an Associate Faculty Member of Biomedical Engineering at NC State since Aug. 2000.

    Dr. Afsaneh Rabiei received her Ph.D. in advanced materials at Research Center for Advanced Science and Technology, The University of Tokyo, Japan in 1997 within the area of mechanics and nondestructive evaluation of metal matrix composites.

    Her prior working experience includes over 8 years of industrial experiences in materials science and processing including casting, welding and nondestructive testing. She received her B.S. from the Department of Metallurgy and Material Science at Sharif University of Technology in Tehran, Iran in 1986. She worked at Harvard University as a post doctoral researcher from 1997 until 2000.

  3. Re:Just be careful on Pope Urges Priests To Go Forth and Blog · · Score: 0

    I hope he warns them about FBI posing as 13-year-old choirboys.

    Hello, there, Tony AKA "Padre" Antonio di Montesilvano @ christianteenforums.com

  4. Re:At least Google wasn't running IE 6 on Surveillance Backdoor Enabled Chinese Gmail Attack? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now I just need to find something to make me feel better about our government

    The FBI has just removed your linkedin.com profile to protect your privacy and make you feel better about our government. We hope that helps.

  5. Re:From what I understand... on Surveillance Backdoor Enabled Chinese Gmail Attack? · · Score: 0

    PS: For some telecommunications equipment I actually know how the intercept interface works. Because I used to administer them, but now I'm going away on a long vacation at an undisclosed location. Don't worry about me if I should never post here or anywhere else again, I'll probably be too busy to use the Internet.

    There, fixed that for you.

  6. Re:Why does password strength matter? on Analysis of 32 Million Breached Passwords · · Score: 0

    Do you really think that the FBI is your greatest enemy online?

    IT IS NOT.

    It is nice to think that you are enemy of the state nr 1 and that everybody cares about your secrets, but that's not the case. You should worry about phishers and other criminals, not about law enforcement.

    I concur, you are absolutely right, Sir.

  7. Re:Law enforcement thinks they're above the law. on FBI Obtains Phone Records With a Post-it Note · · Score: 0

    The FBI would like you to know that you are currently not being investigated. How you managed to get a +3, Insightful with that kind of post, however, calls for an investigation.

  8. Re:Duhh... on FBI Violated Electronic Communications Privacy Act · · Score: 0

    If you have something that you dont want anyone to know, maybe you shouldnt be doing it in the first place

    Maybe you should have thought of that before posting here.

  9. Re:Sugar middlemen... on US Blocking Costa Rican Sugar Trade To Force IP Laws · · Score: 0

    Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to tap into your creative mind.

  10. Re:VERY slow response on Police In Britain Arrest Man For Bomb-Threat Joke On Twitter · · Score: 0

    Now, I'm not the police, but I think that if I had access to a phone book of Doncaster, I could probably find the guy in a few hours. Given that he's 90% likely to have a drivers license, it's not like it'd make it any more difficult to find him.

    How long do you think it would take to find you?

  11. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks on Police In Britain Arrest Man For Bomb-Threat Joke On Twitter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What if some hypothetical person was to threaten he would blow Slashdot sky high?

    Just a second, there's someone at the door...

    Who was it?

  12. Re:Sue the FBI on The FBI's Newest Tool — Google Images · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does the FBI own the rights to the image they're showing around? Aren't they violating copyright? Can't they be sued for millions in made up damages?

    Would you really like to find out?

  13. Re:Why fear terrorists... on Obama Appointee Sunstein Favors Infiltrating Online Groups · · Score: 0

    This is America, you have all the freedoms, including the freedom to fear anyone you want.

  14. Re:Free speech for the dumb on Obama Appointee Sunstein Favors Infiltrating Online Groups · · Score: 5, Funny

    Watch what you type friends, Big Brother O is watching.

    Nonsense. Please stop spreading FUD.

  15. Totally inaccurate and unture on Obama Appointee Sunstein Favors Infiltrating Online Groups · · Score: 2, Funny

    For decades (1956-1971), the FBI under COINTELPRO focused on disrupting, marginalizing and neutralizing political dissidents, most notably the Black Panthers. More recently CENTCOM announced it would be engaging bloggers 'who are posting inaccurate or untrue information, as well as bloggers who are posting incomplete information.' In January 2009 the USAF released a flow-chart for 'counter-bloggers' to 'counter the people out there in the blogosphere who have negative opinions about the U.S. government and the Air Force.'"

    The information above is totally inaccurate and untrue. You are advised to retract your statements and apologize, otherwise legal action will be brought against you. Thank you.

    Have a nice day.

  16. Re:Seizure and privacy are the key on Challenge To US Government Over Seized Laptops · · Score: 0

    Flagged as Enemy of The State.

    Done.

  17. Re:Forget LAPD, I'm waiting for FEDs on Forget LCDs and LEDs, Here Come LPDs · · Score: 0

    Thank you for the compliments. How may we help you, Sir?

  18. Re:Better ads on Facebook's Zuckerberg Says Forget Privacy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Countdown to Zuckerberg's SSN being posted here in 3....2....

    666-00-10072

  19. Re:Vegas mafia strikes again! on CES Vendors Kicked Out of Hotels For Showcasing Wares in Room · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but who is watching the eye in the sky?

    Take a wild guess.

  20. The FBI should be notified first on Malicious App In Android Market · · Score: -1, Troll

    Android applications provided by Droid09 are fraudulent. Please remove any applications by Droid09 from your mobile device and contact your mobile provider to evaluate whether any other applications or information stored on your mobile device have been compromised.

    The FBI should be notified first and then in cooperation with your mobile provider we will work with you to resolve this issue, but do not remove any applications, they are considered evidence and may assist us in our investigation.

  21. Re:Am I missing something? on The FBI Wants To Know About Your IT Skills · · Score: 0

    From the information provided, which is very little, it appears that the FBI is requesting information from people who have voluntarily joined an organization of IT professionals not just sponsored by but directly affiliated with the FBI. Why is this getting everyone's hackles up? It does not say that the information will be required of all members, nor does it say that members will be required to inform on their coworkers or companies. The ACM asks you about your IT skills, too. How is this different?

    *shrug* Beats me, buddy.

  22. Re:Funny stuff on The FBI Wants To Know About Your IT Skills · · Score: 5, Funny

    The FBI has never contacted you in any way, shape or form, other than through this post. You are advised to retract your statement and apologize, otherwise legal action will be brought against you. Thank you.

    Have a nice day.

  23. The FBI Wants To Know About Your IT Skills on The FBI Wants To Know About Your IT Skills · · Score: 0

    Not true.