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The FBI Wants To Know About Your IT Skills

AHuxley writes "The FBI, via the Office of Management and Budget, would like to find out more about your information technology expertise if you are part of InfraGard. Terms like 'practical utility' have been included in a 60-day emergency notice of information collection via the Paperwork Reduction Act of 1995. Is your boss or cubicle colleague part of InfraGard? It's a private, non-profit organization run as a public-private partnership with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Are they passing info back about you or your company?"

211 comments

  1. Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe it's not that sinister but that's the first thing that popped into my head. Looking at the website, it's initial intentions aren't that sinister but mandating that much sharing of information sounds a bit creepy. You guys are going to be DHS'd/FBI'd to death if you're not careful.

    1. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by Israfels · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Jerry Doyle is well aware of the situation. Just read his book, "Have You Seen My Country Lately?: America's Wake-Up Call".

    2. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      They refer to it as "A collaboration for infrastructure protection". Does that make those who sign up for it "collaborators"?

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    3. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      it's initial intentions aren't that sinister

      Or at least its stated intentions. Nightwatch sounds like a good fit, actually: If you're loyal, then why wouldn't you want to help? The catch of course being loyal to what...

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    4. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      There was actually an episode of a show on TV about it (Conspiracy Theory with Jesse "The Body" Ventura)... dunno how much of it you can believe, but if even some of it, then this is sinister.

      This would not be the first time that the government has helped/hired/worked with outside agencies to collect information that they cannot legally collect directly. My presumption would be that with updating such records about the members of InfraGuard, they can find the InfraGuard members best suited for covert information gathering of a technical nature. But that's just a guess.

      I could be way off base, especially after the latest thing with Interpol (for probably similar reasons)... so who knows?

    5. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      This would not be the first time that the government has helped/hired/worked with outside agencies to collect information that they cannot legally collect directly. My presumption would be that with updating such records about the members of InfraGuard, they can find the InfraGuard members best suited for covert information gathering of a technical nature. But that's just a guess.

      My guess would be that InfraGuard is many things simultaneously, including a honey-pot. If the people coordinating these actions don't already have an in-house red team that the blue team is trying to uncover as a part of this information collection action then the program is failing. I imagine there is a lot of flushing of shit to see where it surfaces, actions designed to thresh the participant pool, actions designed to stress the oversight panels, etc...

      Integrity of any distributed system is a hard thing to ensure. A network of this sort is somewhat like the financial markets in that the values of any significant subset of the system can only be estimated in real time.

      Anyhow, if it is successful it will probably end up as an incubator for all sorts of nasty things, as it is the connections made between private sector participants through organizations of this sort that yield subsequent generations of tyrannical cabalistas.

    6. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by aGuyNamedJoe · · Score: 1

      Above all, don't think it has any connection to this story from last week.

    7. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by IdleTime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This reminds me of the same program KGB once operated, they just called it "Report anything unusual about everyone!" and it was a disaster then so why do these douchebags think this is a good idea now?

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    8. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed by how many Republicans like to blame the failures of the Bush government which still remain on Obama. It will take years to fix the mess and McCain would be doing similar things (remember Nixon's health care bill?). If McCain had got in a few years ago instead of the Bush that wanted to be King we wouldn't need Obama to try to fix this shift into authoritarianism.
      There are a lot of places run by horse judges doing "a hell of a job" and it will take a long time before competance creeps back in.

    9. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was actually an episode of a show on TV about it (Conspiracy Theory with Jesse "The Body" Ventura)... dunno how much of it you can believe, but if even some of it, then this is sinister.

      This would not be the first time that the government has helped/hired/worked with outside agencies to collect information that they cannot legally collect directly. My presumption would be that with updating such records about the members of InfraGuard, they can find the InfraGuard members best suited for covert information gathering of a technical nature. But that's just a guess.

      I could be way off base, especially after the latest thing with Interpol (for probably similar reasons)... so who knows?

      it's "the brain" now

    10. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by jessecurry · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Conservatives *should* be the champions of small government, and by extension individual liberties... but those calling themselves conservatives in the US these days are way off base.

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    11. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by baboo_jackal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just out of curiosity, when *are* you going to start holding Obama accountable for the state of things? It sounds to me like you've set up a perfect moving-goalpost situation where "badness" == "Bush's Legacy" whenever it's convenient.

      I'm definitely not a big fan of Republicans and their degenerate relationship with religious folks these days, but is it really productive to mask the bad behavior of one political party by blaming it on another?

    12. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by Cathbard · · Score: 1

      Are you new to politics? Blaming the previous guys is a time honored tradition around the world. I've seen politicians blame the previous party that was in government during their third succesive term!! You expect Democrats to stop doing it during the first term??? That would be breaking with centuries of tradition.

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    13. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe it's not that sinister but that's the first thing that popped into my head. Looking at the website, it's initial intentions aren't that sinister but mandating that much sharing of information sounds a bit creepy. You guys are going to be DHS'd/FBI'd to death if you're not careful.

      You are quite correct... remember Carnivore and the denial it existed? Then we ended up with Magic Lantern which is still denied even though I have the source code. The CIA are the evil ones, not the FBI. I have had good help from some federal agents in the past and I saved a 13 year old girl from a pedophile in Las Vegas. The fed in question was in California and I am here in the UK, now if it was not for our collaboration and my IT skills I would have never located her and quite possibly she would have been raped and murdered. I also helped break the "Wonderland Pedophile link" and Scotland Yard in London were wonderful, helping me out. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/13/pedo_porn_ring_gets_slap so what can I say? The point is the FBI do need good IT people, you just have to be very careful about what you do as government intelligence agencies have very sinister motives. Not everyone is friendly in intelligence agencies, but in the words of Sir Arthur C Clarke who was a close freind said "I can no long release future technology as it is likely to be abused to the detriment of mankind". The mind boggles @ the thoughts. love NSN

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    14. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm amazed by how many Republicans like to blame the failures of the Bush government which still remain on Obama. ... we wouldn't need Obama to try to fix this shift into authoritarianism.

      So, the Messiah is going to fix the problems of the Bush regime by expanding all of the same policies? Wars has been expanded (but of course, even if he personally slit the throat of every last man, woman, and child in the middle east neocons would still complain he's not murdering enough people), warrant-less wiretapping has been expanded, the patriot act has been expanded, spending has massively expanded to insane levels, corporate welfare is expanding (that's all this health care "reform" is), etc.

    15. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      Blaming the previous guys is a time honored tradition around the world.

      Reminds me of Bush's blaming the failure in the economy on Clinton. Clinton left him with a "bubble". Which, after invading two countries and giving huge tax breaks to his buddies and subsidies to oil companies, just popped.

    16. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Conservatives *should* be the champions of small government, and by extension individual liberties... but those calling themselves conservatives in the US these days are way off base.

      Why should "conservatives", particularly, be those things? Government limited by respect for individual liberties is the defining classical liberal position, "conservatives" were originally the people who defended unlimited, authoritarian government dominated by hereditary and religious elites against liberalism.

    17. Re:Echoes of B5's "Night Watch" for IT? by FatherDale · · Score: 1

      The Federal Government is HURTING for IT talent, particularly CEH/CIH type talent. They may just be trolling for new employees.

  2. Incoming festivity by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Funny

    They want to be ready for the next July 4 just in case they need someone capable to infiltrate into some alien computer system.

    1. Re:Incoming festivity by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      It must be on a Mac, because apparently aliens also use Mac OSes.

    2. Re:Incoming festivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why do you think "Jobs" uses only turtlenecks? For us not to see the junction between the human head stolen from Woz's friend and his current alien cyborg body.

      The real Jobs is long dead. Next-dead.

    3. Re:Incoming festivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It must be on a Mac, because apparently aliens also use Mac OSes.

      I never understood why people think that scene implies you have to use a compatible computer to upload a virus. Shit, I could write a virus for the PC and upload it with my Mac, it's called cross-compilation and networking protocols.

      In case you didn't notice, they used an alien fighter with an alien computer to figure out how to hack the mothership's system.

      Oh well, it takes brain-dead viewers to watch a brain-dead movie like ID4 anyway!

    4. Re:Incoming festivity by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Because some of us are able to read the words that appear on the screen, and see that it is negotiating an AppleTalk connection then uploading a file. It's possible that they'd created some sort of AlienTalk to AppleTalk gateway and installed it on the fighter, but if they'd done that then why not just have it upload the virus directly and not bother with the laptop? The only reasonable explanation is that the aliens use AppleTalk.

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  3. First post! by Godji · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The part I don't understand is why anyone would voluntarily become a part of InfraGrad and start "sharing information" about others in the first place.

    1. Re:First post! by woody.jesus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, if you are a member of InfraGrad and your boss isn't, then he suddenly has to be aware that you might snitch on him at any time. Now he has to treat you with some respect for a change! Or if the boss is already a party member, then as a fellow Infragrader, you'll be preferred for promotions and raises. Maybe you were a weak little sniveling rodent before, but now you're a member of INFOGRAD and you can strut around in your imaginary jackboots because you're just a little bit better than those common people!

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    2. Re:First post! by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It seems aimed at big "IT Infrastructure" companies like ISPs, search engines and mail providers: a way to be in touch with these people in the event of "cyberterrorism" and systematic DOS/takeover attempts. It seems like a much better idea than waiting for something to happen and then have no idea who you're supposed to get in touch with about it. Knowing who to call in an emergency shouldn't have to be half the battle.

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    3. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you want to be an upstanding member of the community, doing your bit to protect queen/king/dictator/president [delete as appropriate] and country?

    4. Re:First post! by gladish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds a little like the "Hitler Youth" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Youth

    5. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's because you don't know what InfraGard is about.

      It is not just about IT, and was developed after 9/11 because it was felt that many organizations faced similar infrastructure security risks, but had no way of sharing good ideas, or even "dots" which might be "connected" if known. It's true it's largely aimed at bigger companies, but there's no rule. It's just that they have the biggest risks.

      My chapter tended to have quarterly rather generic talks about various security and business-continuation issues by local people who were felt to be knowledgeable.

    6. Re:First post! by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

      it's called totalitarianism. Long history. look up words like STASI, KGB, GESTAPO. If there is a way someone can gain some social advantage over others, eventually there will be a "someone" to cheerfully fill those jackboots.

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    7. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fun fact: 'Department for Homeland Security' is an almost literal translation of 'Ministerium für Staatssicherheit' i.e. STASI.

    8. Re:First post! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You could ask the 100,000 “inofficial employees” of the Stasi that.
      Or those who, in Nazi times, betrayed their own family members because they hid Jews.

      Or actually anyone who “works” at an agency that spies on its own population.

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    9. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if you are a member of InfraGrad and your boss isn't, then he suddenly has to be aware that you might snitch on him at any time. Now he has to treat you with some respect for a change!

      Or fire you at the first possible chance he gets before you can get the goods on him. It's all great that you'd try to take him to court that you were fired for being in the InfraGrad program, but you'd have to prove it as well. And regardless of the case, after such a case is made public you can kiss your other job prospects goodbye as no employer likes "a troublemaker".

    10. Re:First post! by trapnest · · Score: 4, Informative

      Of the three things you mentioned, only one is an acronym and thus only one should be ALL CAPS.
      Gestapo is a shortened version of "Geheime Staatspolizei"
      and Stasi is a shortened version of "Ministerium für Staatssicherheit"

    11. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and Stasi is a shortened version of "Ministerium für Staatssicherheit"

      Or in plain English: "Department of Homeland Security".

    12. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition, while visiting Miami Beach I noticed cars looking like police cars named "Public Safety" - literally this was the name of the communist police in the former Czechoslovakia - "Verejni(a) Bezpecnost". I know you Usanians are familiar with them but for me that was a shock and I grasped for breath for a while.

    13. Re:First post! by astar · · Score: 1

      if you pay attention, you should also consider "block watch" programs. These are still voluntary. In seattle, people would make the point effectively enough that the cops had to stop having public organizing meeting. this was a while ago.

      with the perpetuality clauses in the senate health bill, we now have what Tom Paine explicitedly described as tyranny, so what do you expect?

    14. Re:First post! by onepoint · · Score: 1

      valid point, It looks like the government wants users ( in this case IT Pro's ) to be in communication so that in-case of something real bad, the net can still work.

      reminds me of 9/11 air traffic controllers, they did an excellent job getting planes out of the air without government interference ( after they were told ) and since then, there are no standing orders to interfere with them if it happens again ( let the people who handle air-traffic do there job and not government it up ).

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    15. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, perhaps more like the Stasi. Something like 1 in 67 of the East German population was an informant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi

    16. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked as a two member defense contractor, an FBI rep spoke to us about joining infraguard in order to help protect the few government secrets we had. It was marketed as being a place we could go for intrusion prevention and detection advice from friends in the industry. Mainly the FBI wanted to know if we were ever compromised.

    17. Re:First post! by InterStellaArtois · · Score: 1

      The benefits of membership listed on the site include "access to sensitive information". Its going to attract a certain kind of person. Makes me think of the psychos who have a delusion that they are a secret agent, and try to pull vulnerable people into their ... <dissonant flourish> ... web of deceit.

    18. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, rather like the Stasi in the GDR and other soviet block countries. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi
      So if you're capitalist patriot, remember that Homeland Security is the cornerstone of Communism.

      Strange world. China become a capitalist Communism, the US turn into communist Capitalism. ^^

    19. Re:First post! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Because they believe the whole "good citizen and patriot" BS?

      You'd be amazed how far this can reach. The whole Gestapo system would not have worked if it hadn't been for people who consider it their "patriotic duty" to inform about people who are not really "in line" with the whole system, even if they themselves could not have cared less about the whole Nazi movement.

      There are not really black or white, not really for or against government. Well, there are, but they are the minority. Most people are somewhere in between. The hardliners are the easy ones. The hardcore "pro" government people will be the ones doing the prosecution, the hardcore "against" are the driving force against it, ultimately also believing in violence against it. The people in between are the ones who are caught in it as more or less innocent bystanders. There's the "rather support" guys who will be sharing information and the "rather against" ones whose information will be shared...

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    20. Re:First post! by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More like The Party. Not only refering to the NSDAP but also to any parties in one party dictatorships. It was not much different in the Soviet states. You were a member of The Party and you suddenly had a much higher chance of promotion, of scientific credibility, of other merits that are credited on the whim of someone or a group of people.

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    21. Re:First post! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      The part I don't understand is why anyone would voluntarily become a part of InfraGrad and start "sharing information" about others in the first place.

      Because, if you're not in the InfraGuard then you must be an InfraRed.

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    22. Re:First post! by Punctuated_Equilibri · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is a test of your biases. How would you feel if the Democratic Party was trying to create a support organization of volunteering IT professionals? The Republican party? moveon.org?

      If you think the US does not need some organization that does the job of DHS, then you are an idiot. If you accept that the job needs to be done, then you also have to accept the people that you've got, you can't just fire them all and build a new DHS by hiring, say, fine arts majors. At that point you can have a discussion of how to organize and what limits to impose.

      That said, seems to me like InfraGard opens up the process a bit. Instead of only DHS employees and a tightly knit web of contractors and suppliers knowing what is coming up, smaller companies and individuals with a clearance, or who can get one, could potentially get more access to some of this information, and provide feedback. That concept sounds okay to me, if it works.

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    23. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In principle, Infragard is a wonderful conduit for some companies that play a key role in our national infrastructure to have a "hot line" to the FBI / DHS in the event the company is targeted by criminals. My involvement in Infragard has allowed me to share my knowledge and expertise in deciphering evidence in federal cases while also allowing me to pull FBI resources into the private sector to assist with investigations - from port-scanning to internal employees involved with child porn. I consider the Infragard program to be valuable. Chances are good that there is a local Infragard chapter near you - check them out.

    24. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey... join the Infragard, could be fun.
      Nobody said you have to turn in your neighbors.
      You could turn in your enemies..and enemies of the state. Like Cartels and such.

    25. Re:First post! by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

      It seems aimed at big "IT Infrastructure" companies like ISPs, search engines and mail providers

      No, it is/was aimed at any company willing to get involved. I went to one of their meetings and the whole thing kinda creeped me out. I got the distinct impression that we were expected to routinely rat out anyone we could find.

    26. Re:First post! by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      They tell you what you need to hear, dropping in hints.
      Read your body language and tone the sales pitch as needed.
      Some are asked for more, others just to listen, some just get a smile and a thanks.

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      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    27. Re:First post! by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      The same types that sold out in East Germany.
      They might get some cash, a better flat, a car sooner, a better school, work might improve.
      Anything to make you want to help.
      Or if you where in trouble, all the problems went away if you helped.

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    28. Re:First post! by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      US national infrastructure has 'folders' with lists.
      Bad things happen, you make a call and everybody who needs to know gets up to speed- fast.
      Security issues, you call the FBI, its in the light.
      All this is long term and very much in the dark, with a hint of 'payback' or 'insider' help.

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    29. Re:First post! by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Think of all of those people who were never qualified to become a cop or some type of covert agent. They can sign up for Infragard and live out their fantasies.

      LK

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    30. Re:First post! by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      The part I don't understand is why anyone would voluntarily become a part of InfraGrad and start "sharing information" about others in the first place.

      The parking! Infra-gard members have the benefit of being able to park in any "handicapped" space without displaying a placard!

      -Oz

  4. on the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have someone where I work on that, and you should know, information flows both ways.

  5. i think they need to weed out faggots too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    start up those old german showers boys! don't drop the soap.

    1. Re:i think they need to weed out faggots too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And homophobes.

  6. Who do we contact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Who do we contact in the InfraGuard if we find someone deploying Microsoft products on a LAN connected to the Internet? Jokers like that are costing the country billions of dollars in lost productivity each quarter. This InfraGuard is very much needed if it will help clear out the posers, cocksuckas and charlatans pretending to know something about IT while actually deploying Microsoft instead of IT.

  7. Sooo, essentially... by tciny · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... the Stasi of the IT world or am I misreading this? The wording seems intentionally diffuse.

    1. Re:Sooo, essentially... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ... the Stasi of the IT world or am I misreading this? The wording seems intentionally diffuse.

      You're not misreading it.

      (In post-9/11 Amerika, InfraGard misreads you. Whadda country!)

  8. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a trap!

  9. Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by mc1138 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While I'm against snooping without cause, something of this in a collaborative model isn't necessarily a bad thing, though it does open up for potential abuse. There are lots of times when I call up buddies ask them what sort of IT issues they're having with security, spam, etc, and this just seems to formalize it a bit, and get the circle of trust a little bigger. Companies too often seek to distrust the authorities for crimes because it will make their companies look weak. As such criminal will get away with things solely because no one reports them. This doesn't look like a secret "Stone Cutter" type group, just a way to get to know some local colleagues and keep more ears to more ground looking for potential threats.

    1. Re:Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new around here; my overlords will label you as low-risk, complacent, and obedient. job well done citizen

    2. Re:Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I find striking is the utter lack of information that the FBI's website gives about what Infragard is really about. They give few details about what sort of information they are looking for, and what sort of information they give back to their members. That alone makes it difficult for me to trust...

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    3. Re:Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > You must be new around here; my overlords will label you as low-risk, complacent, and obedient. job well done citizen

      Well, wasn't that the WHOLE IDEA behind welcoming them in the first place? It would certainly be stupid to get them to label you as "potential troublemaker - not for promotion" whether you were or were not.

    4. Re:Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boy are you naive

    5. Re:Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take three seconds to google InfraGard's home page, and another second to click the "about" link. Voila ~ you're no longer so ignorant.

    6. Re:Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by ThurstonMoore · · Score: 1

      though it does open up for potential abuse

      If the potential for abuse exists it will happen.

    7. Re:Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think the infoguard page sufficiently explains the program, then I have a bridge to sell you.

    8. Re:Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dug around the Infraguard IPs(legal, public info ONLY) a week or so ago. Trust me, you are still ignorant.

    9. Re:Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says an InfraGard member.

    10. Re:Why is this necessarily a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Master "Stone Cutter" I find your remark annoying at the least, and ill-informed. Take a moment and look around, maybe even find out who among your acquaintances is a member. You might be surprised to find out.

      Many of those who fought for liberty against tyranny were "stone cutters." Benjamin Franklin, often quoted in these discussions, was one. Discussion of politics is discouraged, yet most of my fellow brethren appear to favor less government intrusion. Certainly not the sort of organization which gathers and catalogs information about individuals. Although, if word is passed along of someone in need, they will often step forward to lend assistance.

  10. GeekSquad for the FBI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read this as having each field office have local contacts, kind of like a GeekSquad, that they can call on in case they need certain skills in a particular region. I don't see any domestic surveillance embedded in what's online.

    1. Re:GeekSquad for the FBI? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't see any domestic surveillance embedded in what's online.

      this gov org isn't as dumb as you think. or, restated, they aren't total idiots and don't fully disclose their actual intent and purpose.

      not all gov agencies are as dumb as bush. in fact, bush's dumbness was a cover. no human could be THAT moronic and rise to the level of the most powerful man in the world if he's truly an idiot.

      one of the smartest moves is to act dumb and it requires a certain kind of talent to pull it off. bush had that, innately.

      operation TIPS is alive and well; just below the radar. things like this never go away. are you kidding me??

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    2. Re:GeekSquad for the FBI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia: "Operation TIPS was officially cancelled when the Homeland Security Act was passed by Congress in November 2002. Section 880 explicitly prohibited the program."

      Copy/pasted from the Homeland Security Act 2002 (http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/hr_5005_enr.pdf):

      SEC. 880. PROHIBITION OF THE TERRORISM INFORMATION AND 6 USC 460.
                                                      PREVENTION SYSTEM.
                      Any and all activities of the Federal Government to implement
      the proposed component program of the Citizen Corps known as
      Operation TIPS (Terrorism Information and Prevention System)
      are hereby prohibited.

  11. Funny stuff by oh2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lol, "Self-identified as IT specialists" indeed. Thats one funny document. What would they need that kind of information for ? To evaluate bragging rights ?

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    1. Re:Funny stuff by finitimi · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am a member of InfraGard. In the past, our local FBI office has asked members of our chapter to self-identify their expertise in a particular IT specialty. I and others did so, and subsequently assisted them in a couple of criminal investigations. I think the FBI just wants to broaden and formalize their inventory of IT subject matter experts.

    2. Re:Funny stuff by The+FBI · · Score: 5, Funny

      The FBI has never contacted you in any way, shape or form, other than through this post. You are advised to retract your statement and apologize, otherwise legal action will be brought against you. Thank you.

      Have a nice day.

    3. Re:Funny stuff by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Did you create a user id just to post this?

    4. Re:Funny stuff by Cabriel · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that one's been around a while, and he just whips it out for sarcastic intrigue. A couple of posts lower, you'll see someone with an ID number in the 30millions, which is 13million higher than The FBI.

      On the other hand, if it's the real FBI, then it kind of tells you how late they really are to the IT Party. ;)

    5. Re:Funny stuff by Icarium · · Score: 1

      And this is why people shouldn't drink before midday. Blurry vision, faulty memories and imaginary UIDs.

    6. Re:Funny stuff by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      He probably saw a post id, which currently seem to be in the 30-millions (yours is #30716530 for example).

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    7. Re:Funny stuff by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      L33tSp34k is the mandatory language on the filling form. It also asks for your WaRlOrDz rankz and asks you to list your "mad skillz".

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    8. Re:Funny stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Click on his name and view his post. What a silly question, you sound like a newfag.

    9. Re:Funny stuff by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      Sunday January 10, @09:12AM

      Sunday January 10, @09:24AM

      12 minute reaction time? Weak, you are slipping.

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    10. Re:Funny stuff by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Don't drink. Just never noticed that UIDs are already hitting into the tens of millions.

  12. IT skillls lisdted bellow: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wekl, fwirstly, my tyuping sklills are spoty on.

    1. Re:IT skillls lisdted bellow: by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      Aye sink ewe knead two get hay gnu spill chucker, lake thee won aye rote four dose peephole.

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  13. Distrust of big organizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be it the government, a big corporation or a church: Centralism is inherently dangerous, not because the people are particularly bad but because there is little room for error. Massive parallelism of small independent entities is the stable form of organization.

  14. Parallels by scjohnno · · Score: 1

    As someone who's in the middle of watching Babylon 5, I couldn't help but think of the Night Watch when I read this story.

  15. missing tags by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 0, Redundant

    bigbrother, snoop, gestapo, stasi, kgb...

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    1. Re:missing tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Combine, Civil Protection, Overwatch

    2. Re:missing tags by RegTooLate · · Score: 0

      Bigbrother, snoop, and even Stasi perhaps but KGB, Gestapo? No, as tempting as it may be, the FBI is not rounding up all IT people and sending them to the showers....

    3. Re:missing tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the FBI is not rounding up all IT people and sending them to the showers....

      I don't know. There are still some throwbacks from the old days who come in smelling pretty bad. You know - the scruffy, large, guys with B.O.- they really need a shower.

    4. Re:missing tags by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      search on 'operation TIPS' while you're at it.

      it never went away. only press notice of it went away.

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    5. Re:missing tags by Savage650 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Bigbrother, snoop, and even Stasi perhaps but KGB, Gestapo? No, as tempting as it may be, the FBI is not rounding up all IT people and sending them to the showers....

      For now, they are just recruiting "volunteers" to watch for "suspicious behaviour" and report "unreliable elements".

      Just the most obvious problems (as mentioned in other posts)

      • how long until "not volunteering" is deemed "suspicious behaviour"?
      • how long until people wronly accuse others for financial gain or just for fun?
      • how long until you'll have to prove your "reliability" by filling your snitching quota?

      Another thing to keep in mind: The so-called "War on Terror" can be used to outlaw anything and anyone.

      Soon after a high-profile Cyber-Attack all knowledge of critical infrastructure(tm) will become classified. Too bad for those lacking the official clearance for things they already know. The state will have to place such persons in "protective custody" camps to keep the terrorists from expoliting their knowledge. Unfortunately, even a short time spent in a such a camp will disqualify you from ever getting back to your former life: While they could'nt prove any previous contacts to "unreliable elements", now they know where you have met them. Finally, once the "unrecovereable elements" are confined to the camps it wont be long until some politician wants the money wasted on their upkeep be spent on his constituency instead. That is where the "showers" come in ..

    6. Re:missing tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need to move along now, but you've already said too much. Please report to Sector Charlie Foxtrot for a vigorous brain scrubbing. Then you'll be issued your arm-band and your little red-book.

      All kidding aside...
      You think you need to worry about YOUR government? Really? I'd worry about my government if they did nothing to encourage safe IT practices and if they did nothing but offer passive defense against the hackers employed by opposition countries. I'm not worried about my government. I'm worried about other nations. It's far easier to monitor my own government, so I'd rather make mine a harder target for the Chinese (read: Communist) and Russian (read: almost reformed communist) hackers.

    7. Re:missing tags by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "I'd worry about my government if they did nothing to encourage safe IT practices and if they did nothing but offer passive defense against the hackers employed by opposition countries."

      You seem to forget we are not talking here about goverment IT services, do you? We are talking here about privately held bussiness. What the hell has government to do with them except getting away from their path as much as possible?

    8. Re:missing tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your last paragraph is showing a bit too much paranoia. Quite a lot of things which haven't yet happened would have to occur before you get 'camps' and 'showers' for IT professionals who 'know too much'. Obviously this sort of thing can happen and has happened. But they are not currently likely in the US without some very drastic and public events occuring beforehand to enable them.

  16. How much do informers get paid? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2

    Cash, that is, not just "influence" which might backfire. I heard that Stasi rates were rock bottom, but the US screwy agencies have deeper pockets. Hey, in these challenging times lots of folks would be willing to snitch (perhaps even inventively) on their colleagues and other obstacles to job security or promotion (=boss).
    Not being a citizen of any NATO country, they'd probably offer me less, the bastards.

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    1. Re:How much do informers get paid? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Yes East Germany was strapped for cash.
      They went for anyone useful in any organisation they could, turning them, seducing them.
      Or used own as long term sleeper, entering at the lowest point and working their way up.

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  17. An end run around warrants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, if the FBI wants to ask for certain records they have to get a warrant.

    But, if a member of InfraGard decides to provide the FBI with records without the FBI asking then it's a private citizen reporting "suspicious behaviour"

    Or, would a member of InfraGard be considered an officer of the government, making any records they had access to inadmissable?

    I'm guessing it's pretty clear that I'm not a lawyer.

    1. Re:An end run around warrants? by faboo · · Score: 1

      It's previously been found by the supreme court that, when you're acting on behalf of a law enforcement agent, you need to follow the rules that law enforcement agents do. Moreover, a law enforcement agent cannot ask you to do things that they would be legally unable to do. However, in general, civilians are given significantly more latitude than law enforcement, so it's entirely possible that, regardless of infraGard edge-cases, a _non-member_ of infraGard could decide to provide the FBI with records without the FBI asking (or getting a warrant), but IANAL.

  18. The FBI Wants To Know About Your IT Skills by The+FBI · · Score: 0

    Not true.

  19. 28000 members, 917 hours annual burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There are approximately 28,000 InfraGard members, for a total of 28,000 responses with an estimated response time of two minutes per response.
            (6) An estimate of the total public burden (in hours) associated with this collection: There are approximately 917 hours, annual burden, associated with this information collection."

    Can someone put a taxpayer's money cost estimate on the 917 hours annual burden, associated with this information collection?

    The US is practically financially bankrupt. Is this money well spent?

    1. Re:28000 members, 917 hours annual burden by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Can someone put a taxpayer's money cost estimate on the 917 hours annual burden, associated with this information collection?

      Let's say $100 an hour for a good salary and a nice office for the guy reading the applications. That's less than $100,000. However you feel about the idea, I can't imagine picking a less significant reason to attack it.

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    2. Re:28000 members, 917 hours annual burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When getting rid of Maffia leaders, their tax evasion was the least significant reason to attack them. But the most effective.

    3. Re:28000 members, 917 hours annual burden by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      The 917 hours represents the amount of burden put on the public, not the burden on the U.S. government. This calculation is a necessary part of the Paperwork Reduction Act for any information gathering.

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  20. Am I missing something? by Callandor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the information provided, which is very little, it appears that the FBI is requesting information from people who have voluntarily joined an organization of IT professionals not just sponsored by but directly affiliated with the FBI. Why is this getting everyone's hackles up? It does not say that the information will be required of all members, nor does it say that members will be required to inform on their coworkers or companies. The ACM asks you about your IT skills, too. How is this different?

    1. Re:Am I missing something? by The+FBI · · Score: 0

      From the information provided, which is very little, it appears that the FBI is requesting information from people who have voluntarily joined an organization of IT professionals not just sponsored by but directly affiliated with the FBI. Why is this getting everyone's hackles up? It does not say that the information will be required of all members, nor does it say that members will be required to inform on their coworkers or companies. The ACM asks you about your IT skills, too. How is this different?

      *shrug* Beats me, buddy.

    2. Re:Am I missing something? by Tellarin · · Score: 1

      From the little info that is available, the problem seems to be exactly the direct affiliation with the FBI.

      ACM is just a professional organization, and they'd like to know the profiles of their members. ACM doesn't have other goals but tho help their members (at least officially).
      The same applies to IEEE and others.

      In this case, an external entity (the FBI) is asking for this info from members of another entity, which does not specify clearly their purpose or the nature of their relationship with the FBI.
      It is only natural for people to think this is weird.

    3. Re:Am I missing something? by tachyonflow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, from what I can tell, this is a completely benign move to make a public-private partnership operate more effectively, and doesn't affect anyone except the volunteers. I'm as suspicious of the government as any of us, and I can see how the wording leads some people to think "Oh noes! Nightwatch!". If the FBI started asking InfraGard members to inform on their co-workers or used InfraGard to establish some sort of hiring favoritism, then we'd have reason to be worried. People working together to achieve a common goal is nothing to worry about, though. Let's save our energy for when the government is actually screwing us.

      The problem is, with all the bureaucracy and legal requirements for proposing such information collection, it's hard for these government types to not come across as sounding vaguely sinister.

  21. Did any of you actually READ the link? by cravey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They only want information about the IT skills of their own members. How else would they process ONLY 28,000 responses at 2 minutes each? This doesn't even seem to apply to all Infragard members, only:

    "Public and private professionals
    self-identified as having information technology expertise."

    This would also be why it's called:
    "InfraGard Knowledge/Skills/
    Abilities Profile"

    IT seems kindof obvious that they might want to know what the skills of their own members are if they need assistance on something. Not like the FBI knows anything about technology.

    Perhaps they're looking for resources for the next time they have an IT issue/project they need to not fuck up. According to their website, you need a background check to join. Seems like a good way to build a database of IT professionals that you don't need to do background checks on after the fact.

    1. Re:Did any of you actually READ the link? by Svartalf · · Score: 5, Informative

      Most people didn't. They panicked when they saw the headline.

      I've known about InfraGard for a while now. It's more of a group of security consulting people, gathered together to try to get a solid handle on securing the infrastructure of the country.

      I might be in the minority here, but this request is probably more in line with gathering a list for the FBI to go contact when they need an independent contractor for something. Like you said...while there's some aspects of tech they've got a handle on, there's others including this sort of thing that they just simply don't- and I'm thinking they thought it might be useful to get a list of that class of individual and what they do so they know who to turn to for help when they need it.

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    2. Re:Did any of you actually READ the link? by Tisha_AH · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have taught classes to an InfraGuard chapter in my area, it is quite different than the scary statements that have been made by many.

      It is about being aware of your vulnerabilities and developing contingency plans and fairly basic security procedures to make it less easy for someone to mess with your infrastructure. Most of the folks who attend the InfraGuard monthly meetings are already in middle management and have been tasked with the chore of improving security. While pretty much anyone can participate there are levels to it. Some information is compartmentalized on a need to know basis when it comes to specific incidents or threats.

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    3. Re:Did any of you actually READ the link? by value_added · · Score: 1

      I might be in the minority here, but this request is probably more in line with gathering a list for the FBI to go contact when they need an independent contractor for something.

      You've got to put in terms that Slashdot users understand.

      The FBI are looking for IT Security Pros without having to send out a cop to shake down an informant during an actual emergency. Bonus points if the Security Pro has his own Command Center and is familiar with CB technology.

  22. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Disclaimer; I'm an Infragard member (have been for about 7 years). Why are they collecting this? Easy, they're public/private partnership that focuses on emergency response. "In the event", they want to know who within there membership has skills that may be needed. Don't like it, don't join (or quit). Don't want them to have your data, make them remove it (you have the legal right to do so). No conspiratorial aspect here.

    1. Re:So? by Svartalf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Shame you had to post anon there, but I understand. And I'd have to concur- that was the read I got on this whole thing once I saw the request text on Cryptome.

      Because of all the BS that went on prior to today within the Government, people are unfortunately hypersensitive of this sort of thing. What's sad about that, though, is that there ARE things to be up in arms about, even now, with stuff that the Government is doing (and in some cases, isn't...) in regards to "security" that goes unnoticed because we're worrying about things that don't need the concern and the other stuff slips by.

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    2. Re:So? by littlewink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did they also give you permission to shoot to kill when martial law is declared?

  23. It's not what you collect, but what you do with it by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Stasi were very good at collecting information. In fact, they were too good. They collected so much that their analysts couldn't effectively evaluate even a fraction of it. They lacked IT resources (when compared to Western agencies) and the Stasi leadership should have shifted more manpower from spying to analyzing.

    The FBI has access to unlimited IT resources, and the US intelligent community if very effective at evaluating the information that they have collected. Just look at how they stopped the underwear bomber . . .

    . . . uh-oh . . . never mind . . .

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  24. Commander Taco of the InfraGuard? by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Now we know where he got the rank of Commander.

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  25. Let's just turn those tables, shall we? by hacker · · Score: 1

    The FBI has no need or right to know about my IT skills, but I would certainly like to know more about their IT skills, given all of the obvious and avoidable breaches in silicon-based security, document controls and methodologies lately.

  26. InfraGaurd's IT skills by wonkavader · · Score: 3, Funny

    I note that the web developers of InfraGaurd don't know how to change their favicon.ico from the sun logo.

    Nice to see they're using Sun and Unix, I suppose, but who leaves the sun logo there?

    1. Re:InfraGaurd's IT skills by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      You should sign up and put a checkmark in the box labeled "knowing to change the favicon from the default". There's a separate box for knowing *how* to do that, check that one too if it applies.

  27. Which skills are they looking for? by sirgoran · · Score: 1

    Would it concern being able to surf pron with only one hand?

    Just wondering what mad skills they might be looking for....

    -Goran

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  28. I love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big Brother, I love Big Brother, I love ...

  29. Oblig Brazil Quote... by tunapez · · Score: 1

    Don't suspect a Friend.

    Report Him.

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  30. Re:It's not what you collect, but what you do with by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    The only reason that they switched from spying to analyzing is because half of the population was spying on the other half. That was also the reason that they got so much information, speaking of which if you have or did have a family member who lived or visited E.Germany at the time they were in operation you can view their STASI records if they weren't destroyed. My mother visited 2 times since she left as a child, on her first trip back they had 15 banker boxes full of information on her, her habits, and where she went and what she did.

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  31. Conspiracy Theory eps IV by lorg · · Score: 1

    InfraGard was the topic on Jesse Venturas Conspiracy Theory
    http://www.conspiracytheoryjesseventura.com/category/season-1-episode-4-big-brother/

    Perhaps the usual conspiracy theory blahblah but they did really seem fairly creepy with all the "information gathering".

  32. China 2.0 by Plekto · · Score: 1

    They say that every medium or larger sized company in China has a spy in it reporting to the government. This sounds exactly the same, unfortunately. But then again, did you really expect it to be any different over here?

    1. Re:China 2.0 by dwye · · Score: 1

      > They say that every medium or larger sized company in China has a spy in it reporting to the government.

      Only one?!? Someone clearly has been falling down on the job, over there.

      A company for which I worked had four scientists from the PRC, and one of them was a narc.

    2. Re:China 2.0 by Plekto · · Score: 1


      Only one?!? Someone clearly has been falling down on the job, over there.

      A company for which I worked had four scientists from the PRC, and one of them was a narc.

      I should have said *at least* one. :)

      But that's what all governments do when they become concerned about security, be it their own against political rivals or they are worried about the security in a broader sense. I'm not saying it's bad or making any judgment here, either. It's just what always has happened throughout human history. Of course they use their power if they have the means to do so. To think otherwise is silly.

      On a side note:
      I find it slightly amusing in fact that the U.S. seems to be one of the few nations in the world where the people actually don't by default distrust their leaders and government. We used to but somehow in the last couple of generations, we've lost that (and some would say healthy) bit of skepticism.

      A good example of this is on my desk right now. I have a notice that the company that owns my storage unit across town(and dozens of other places across the state I'm in) has increased everyone's rent by 10%. It's in their best interest to make money. Myself, as the average little guy out there, has no say in the matter. But am I upset? Not at all. In fact, I expect this sort of behavior from those in power above me as a normal day-to-day occurrence. It's always been that way and why should I suddenly expect them to grow a conscience now?

  33. Jesse Ventura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesse Ventura's "Conspiracy Theory" did a good job at covering this in the episode "Big Brother":

    Part 1 of 6
    Part 2 of 6
    Part 3 of 6
    Part 4 of 6
    Part 5 of 6
    Part 6 of 6

    1. Re:Jesse Ventura by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      He has a point. It's not like all these other theories in which people that get interviewed aren't allowed to give counter-weight towards claims and question and all... Which is good.

      I am not a US citizen and I have not had to deal with being a potential target, but in my country, this spying thing is comming too: Rfid passports and public trafic cards. Camera's starting to pop up in large cities, on streetcorners and my entire traffic back and forth between me and my ISP gets backed up fully by ISPs, every bit and byte, because that's what the goverment demands.

      It's a sad story, but who is to blame? Can we still live with all of our rights?

      I'd rather give up my safety to get back my freedoms and right. But what about terrorists?

      What governments do these days is bad, but even sadder: it seems nessecary. I mean... if you were 'Big Brother', then would you have an idea how to deal with a decentralised, unidentifiable individual threats? Can you think up another way to cope with terrorists?

      The simple fact is that there is a terrorist threat. No matter how much BS detectors are now going off in your head, probably, at this very moment. Terrorists who were succesful at harming the 'west' are saying in their videos: "You may stop me, but you can't stop us all!" Sound familiar?

      Does the goverment have a choice, realy? And if it were to have that choice, than what is that according to you? Can you think of a way to keep your citizen rights and still be safe? Because the next thing you know, and I know this sounds rediculous and I hate myself for saying this, there will be a 10-11...

      So my point here is: does 'Big Brother' have a choice if they want to repect peoples rights? How else can they defend their people? It seems nessecary. But if somebody has a better solution then I'd like to hear it, because it's not my entention to troll and certainly not me trying to convince everyone it's for the better to give up their rights, privacy and freedom.

      Wow, my own writing makes me sad :( ...

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    2. Re:Jesse Ventura by hjrnunes · · Score: 1

      Can you think up another way to cope with terrorists?

      Uh I don't know... What about talking to them? They surely aren't doing that for fun... I mean, there must be something they want. How about a compromise? Now it's my turn to ask: Can you think up another way to cope with terrorists?

      Tightening up security solves nothing because there's a limit on how tighter it can get while there's none on how creative terrorists can be. This is a consequence of living in a free country. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... I find it quite funny how many staunch defenders of freedom suddenly wanna drop it if when they feel threatened.

      Does anybody even know what the alleged terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda wants? Maybe once we understand that, we can find a solution. But instead what is told to us is that they're just a bunch of lunatics that commit enormous amounts of resources blowing things up because they're lunatics or extremists or new_political_buzzword_to_label_undesirables. Yeah right.

    3. Re:Jesse Ventura by HR · · Score: 1

      Can you think up another way to cope with terrorists?

      Uh I don't know... What about talking to them? They surely aren't doing that for fun... I mean, there must be something they want. How about a compromise?

      Well, if you've been watching the news at all for the last 5 years, it's pretty obvious that the goal of most of the radical Muslim groups is to make the West bow to Islam and to establish Shariah law everywhere as the law of the land. Just have a look at what is going on in England and especially the Netherlands to see how dangerous this is getting. There is no compromise with someone who is only interested in total domination rather than peaceful coexistence.

    4. Re:Jesse Ventura by surmak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I sometimes wonder if I am the only one who when passing through an airport security checkpoint is the only one who is more afraid of the TSA than I am of the terrorists. I have a far greater fear of getting arrested for forgetting to remove a leatherman from my bag or not emptying my water bottle than I am afraid of the plane getting blown up be some nutcase.

    5. Re:Jesse Ventura by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      did it ever occur to you why the world trade center was such a target? trade sanctions perhaps, people felt like they were being wronged. Enough to sacrifice their own lives, religion was just how to rally the troops.

    6. Re:Jesse Ventura by hjrnunes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah well you're not getting the same news I am buddy. Which is really not surprising... Try watch something other than Western media. Islam wants to rule the world? Riiight...

      What about this: US does rule the world - most of it anyway - and the islamists are the only ones with enough balls to put up a fight. Why don't the radical extremists terrorize more liberal muslim countries that don't apply Shariah law then like Jordan and Turkey if they really want Shariah law everywhere? Those should be easier to change...

      You don't have the slightest clue of what you're talking about. It's because of people with such absurd opinions like yours that eat whatever crap mainstream media feeds them that there are terrorists in the first place and we almost have to get naked when traveling by airplane. If at least the victims were all people like you, the problem would settle quickly...

      As for England and Netherlands, well it's price of globalization. Wasn't it supposed to be a good thing anyway?

    7. Re:Jesse Ventura by HR · · Score: 1

      Trade sanctions against Saudi Arabia? Do you have any idea what you're talking about? The men who did that were almost exclusively educated, priviledged young men from Saudi Arabia.

      And I suppose the call for the death of Salman Rushdie, the film producers and cartoonists in the Netherlands, Ayaan Hirsi Al (a woman who had the independence of thought to dare leaving Islam), etc etc etc... all had to do with legitimate protest of trade sanctions or some such?!

      You really need to read up a bit on who these people are. Listen to the ravings of their religious leaders on YouTube, listen to what they are preaching throughout much of Europe but especially in the Netherlands where their numbers are growing rapidly and where Sharia law is taking root. You really have no idea what these guys are about.

      Compare the Danish cartoon incident

      to, say, the Piss Christ

      Read an insider's view of what's going on.

      The information is out there and it's overwhelming. Research it a little and educate yourself. Don't take my word for it.

    8. Re:Jesse Ventura by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would accept this if terrorists where actually poor people who have no other options in life and the only thing they can do is use their life to strike against their oppressors (as is possibly the case in other parts of the world). In reality the folk that attack western countries seem to be the well off folk who are radicalised beyond all rationality. They just make life worse for the rest of their people.

      And for the question of if they have legitimate grievances against the west - they do but they exaggerate and combine legitimate ones with crazy conspiracy theories which frankly a child could debunk. They are not honest about the atrocities they commit - ie atrocities in darfur and sudan are all western propaganda etc and the popular belief that jews organised 9/11 even within al-quada. There is just no common acceptance of realty that would make negotiations feasible.

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    9. Re:Jesse Ventura by HR · · Score: 1

      Actually, they have been breeding in both Jordan and Turkey and have made inroads into Egypt as well. The difference is the leaders there recognize it for what it is and are not afraid to use force against the poison within when it wells up. I know there were suicide bombings inside Jordan but I don't know about the others. Their leaders are effective because they don't bend over backward to cater to every demand of the extremists, to the extent that it happens in the even more liberal western nations.

      So you're saying that the attempted train bombings and the relentless push for the imposition of Sharia law in England; and the murder of journalists and film makers in the Netherlands; and the public call for death of novelists who remain in hiding in order to stay alive - all this is the price of trying to work with others?

      I'll recommend the same book to you, written by a formerly Muslim woman who grew up inside Islam and knows what it is really like in these countries. The most amazing thing about this woman is the optimism and positive emotion that comes through in her writing after everything she was subjected to. She lives in the west now since escaping so maybe you'll chalk this up to mere "western media" as well. <shrug>

    10. Re:Jesse Ventura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anybody even know what the alleged terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda wants? Maybe once we understand that, we can find a solution. But instead what is told to us is that they're just a bunch of lunatics that commit enormous amounts of resources blowing things up because they're lunatics or extremists or new_political_buzzword_to_label_undesirables. Yeah right.

      Here are a few good pieces from The Southern Avenger:

      Our Stupid Foreign Policy
      Do Terrorists Hate Freedom?

      Also, here's Congressman Ron Paul on Larry King Live.

    11. Re:Jesse Ventura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why don't the radical extremists terrorize more liberal muslim countries that don't apply Shariah law then like Jordan and Turkey if they really want Shariah law everywhere? Those should be easier to change..."

      What makes you think they don't do it? Of course those are not news CNN will cover but, please, get informed elsewhere.

    12. Re:Jesse Ventura by hjrnunes · · Score: 1

      Hum ok. Let me recommend a couple things to you too.

      First get yourself a good book on the history of oil like The Seven Sisters (google it). This will give an account of all the nice business the US and Europe have been doing in the Middle East and how they basically robbed Muslim countries for a long time.

      Then you can turn on your TV and, with some luck, you'll see news about another hit that caused American/NATO casualties in either Afghanistan or Iraq - which, you should remember, was invaded on the premises of having some inexistent(!) WMDs. Oh and where exactly is Bin Laden? You know, the guy that was in Afghanistan, for sure...

      To keep it short, let me finalize with the Palestine card. For more than 50 years, the west stood immobile and actually supported Israeli war crimes in Palestine, from house demolitions to blatant colonizing, passing through all-out war and even targeting UN buildings.

      And maybe you can explain why is Saudi Arabia, a place where Shariah law is enforced in the worst of it's form, not in the crosshairs of people like you?

      So, perhaps you could tell me how would these people not resent the west? It looks to me like they're actually fighting back. But no, they're probably just trying to dominate the world... Like they always did. Oh wait, that was the west every time...

      One book doesn't cut it. Nor do your claims of Muslims trying to take over England and Holland. Not against history. Muslims aren't saints and I'm not even religious, but I'm not stupid. I'm being threatened because people like you are supporting the assholes that disturb the hornet's nests for bucks. Excuse me if I don't buy their bullshit.

    13. Re:Jesse Ventura by HR · · Score: 1

      Wow. I'm amazed how you managed to use so many words to say nothing at all in reponse to my post.

      I'm not religious either. An atheist, in fact, which has absolutely nothing to do with anything said here, but you seem to think that's important to mention. And why is Saudi Arabia not in my crosshairs? I'm not sure what that question even means. Did I somehow give you the impression that they get a free pass from me despite being a breeding ground for the worst kind of hateful, bigoted thinking that passes in the name of religion? Nope. No idea what you're going on about there. Nobody is in my "crosshairs", I'm just concerned about the future of freedom when we're afraid to stand up for it without shame or apology.

      What do the American oil companies have to do with Muslims going on murderous rampages across the globe after someone drew a cartoon? What does it have to do with Indians suffering Islamic extremist terror inside their borders? Or the Phillipines? Or the Netherlands? Or Somalia? Or Bosnia? Or Indonesia? Or Kurdistan? Or Nigeria? Or Sudan? Or Thailand? For Christ's sake, man (hehe), wake up and do a little research. This is not some great mystery that requires years of painstaking research. Radical Islam is wreaking havoc all over the globe. Peaceful coexistance is not in the nature of people like Bin Ladin and the underwear bomber. Lol... I always wanted to say "the underwear bomber" but haven't until just now!

      It's not an America vs Islam thing. Even tolerant Muslim scholars fear for their lives for daring to publish critical studies of their faith or the life of Mohammed. And by critical, I mean formal literary study, not some kind of bashing. Do you even remember who Salman Rushdie is? He is marked for death for writing a work of fiction! You owe it to yourself to face the truth and not bury your head in the sand for the sake of some naive loyalty to a political position.

    14. Re:Jesse Ventura by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Just have a look at what is going on in England and especially the Netherlands to see how dangerous this is getting.

      Ehmm, the Netherlands? How, what, where? All we've got is a screaming jackass that appeals to the Telegraaf-reading, SBS-6 watching part of the nation, and some politicians hopping on the bandwagon to get in the limelight a bit.

      Yes, in theory, if a political party that wanted to integrate sharia law into dutch society were to get 2/3 of the total votes they'd be able to change the constitution. The odds of that happening are about the same as the odds of me being the prime minister at the time...

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    15. Re:Jesse Ventura by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Maybe I've been brainwashed too much by mainstream media (I prefer not to watch it, but everybody does so in the end I am recieving it too), but I have never looked at it that way! :o

      Where do you live?

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    16. Re:Jesse Ventura by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      I live in the Netherlands and let me tell you this: this so called islamic threat is a joke. You should get you head out of that shithole called geenstijl.nl and grow some brains.

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    17. Re:Jesse Ventura by HR · · Score: 1

      If your worst offense against the extremists is posting a message to Slashdot defending them, I'm sure you will cease to have problems with like artists showing up dead in the street, or locked down under police protection for the rest of their lives. I just wonder where the others will escape to as the wave of capitulation continues.

      I guess these kinds of things are always a joke for those who are accustomed to taking orders and falling into line nicely via self-censorship. I don't worry about freedom of expression for people like you. You probably will never have any worth defending. I worry that we'll never see, for example, Islamic studies in the United States that would dare to subject the Koran to higher criticism because of simple fear of pursuing an offensive line of intellectual inquiry.

    18. Re:Jesse Ventura by HR · · Score: 1

      I'm being threatened because people like you are supporting the assholes that disturb the hornet's nests for bucks. Excuse me if I don't buy their bullshit.

      I forgot to address this statement in my initial response. However, it's too important to let pass because of the monumental ignorance implied therein. You really have no idea whatsoever who Ayaan Hirsi Ali is.

      If you have any intellectual honesty in you at all, you should at least do yourself the favor of skimming this article. She's a truly admirable human being and overcame tremendous hardships simply in order to be true to her beliefs. In so doing, and trying to defend the rights of women to simply live their lives how they will, she comes under attack by both the extremists and liberals in the west who see her as "disturbing the hornet's next." And yet she remains positive - an amazing person.

    19. Re:Jesse Ventura by Mr_Perl · · Score: 1

      I've made both of those mistakes (taking a leatherman, and a full bottle) and was allowed to drop the leatherman off with the airline (and re-queue for another 20 minute wait) and just got the bottle taken away in the other case.

      Of course, I have white skin and North European features, so that tends to see a different reaction than others might get.

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    20. Re:Jesse Ventura by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      You should read up on Sayyid Qutb

      He was an Egyptian author who studied in the US in the 1950s. He was shocked and appalled at the licentiousness of US culture, its focus on materialism and immorality. When he returned to Egypt he wrote extensively on the subject and gained a good many followers, including many who would go on to form the current crop of islamist groups. The early motivation seemed to be to prevent the creeping westernisation, and consequential moral decline of muslim nations. Coincidentally, the same root cause (1950s rock-and-roll) was the crucible in which Leo Strauss saw "permissive egalitarianism", and consequently birthed "Neo-conservatism", and this also was related to his political zionist views.

      The goals of the Islamists is islamisation of the world, but short term their goals are to overturn the state of Israel, and turn back the westernisation of muslim states. Unfortunately American cultural imperialism and influence is spread largely through consumer goods, media, the internet and commercial interests. This is at least part of the reason why China has created their "Great Firewall". Also Christian Zionism has taken root in a great deal of US churches, and is now a powerful force behind Republicanism.

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    21. Re:Jesse Ventura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should read up on Sayyid Qutb

      He was an Egyptian author who studied in the US in the 1950s. He was shocked and appalled at the licentiousness of US culture, its focus on materialism and immorality. When he returned to Egypt he wrote extensively on the subject and gained a good many followers, including many who would go on to form the current crop of islamist groups. The early motivation seemed to be to prevent the creeping westernisation, and consequential moral decline of muslim nations. Coincidentally, the same root cause (1950s rock-and-roll) was the crucible in which Leo Strauss saw "permissive egalitarianism", and consequently birthed "Neo-conservatism", and this also was related to his political zionist views.

      The documentary The Power of Nightmares covers the rise of Radical Islam and Neo-Conservatism. I'd recommend watching it to anyone not familiar with what you wrote.

    22. Re:Jesse Ventura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That means that the DHS is doing their job in making Terrorism seem like a pale, unlikely threat (compared with jackbooted government thugs). -dyingtolive (posting anon to let you keep your mod point)

    23. Re:Jesse Ventura by hjrnunes · · Score: 1

      I'm just concerned about the future of freedom when we're afraid to stand up for it without shame or apology

      Who's freedom?

      You seem to imply in your statements that Islam is worse, or less tolerant, than other religions. But it isn't. Every other religion has or does repressively act against people that question it. Or do you think Christian radicals in the US or Jewish ultra-orthodox clerics are in someway better than Muslims? As for freedom, I feel my own threatened more throughout Europe for matters related to the Holocaust say, than for religious matters. You can't question the establish historiography of the Holocaust because that will get you in jail in many european countries. You can, however, denounce and criticize all forms of religion. I do not feel my freedom is being threatened by Islam more than it is by copyright associations or drug dealers.

      And to make it really clear, so that you don't get to say that I waste a lot of words saying nothing, I'm gonna baby feed you my point: You, and people like you, are extrapolating how an entire community of millions of people think and act from a few negative incidents and individuals. You are spreading fear by distorting facts about these people, and making the straw man argument. You are either consciously doing this, knowing it's wrong, or you just don't see and think about what's around you. The proof is, that you fail to acknowledge the significance of the oil business in the Middle East, which is the only reason the west is even interested in it. You also don't seem to think that unjustifiably invading two muslim countries is relevant. Well the best way to fight propaganda, you know, is make sure it doesn't fit the reality. Finally, you don't even mention the situation in Palestine which as I see it, is the epicenter of the whole problem. While the west keeps supporting the mischiefs of Israel, while they can continue to get away from the Goldstone reports, while they can continue to overtly commit war crimes and target civilian populations, while they can restrain food and water to Palestinians, while they can dismiss every criticism as anti-semitic, then you have absolutely no chance of stopping Islamic terrorism because they actually have a just cause!

      As for your Ayaan Ali I confess I ignore who she is. Though I find it more monumental an ignorance your own about critical geo-strategic interests and players directly involved in this question. A book doesn't tell you the whole story. And truly admirable human beings are going down every day because people like you fail to understand the real issue here. Why don't you go preach that to them?

      I start to think that you are the one that writes a lot and says nothing like all fear mongering fools.

    24. Re:Jesse Ventura by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Actually, my freedom of expression is doing just fine, thank you very much. And it isn't the extremists I am defending, it's the massive majority of muslims that just want to get a damn job, raise their kids, put food on the table and be left alone.

      Sharia law is scary and the way it treats women is abysmal. However, since this country already has laws dealing with abuse, rape, murder and all the other nastiness, I do not see the point of singling out 1 complete religion and getting all high and mighty about it. As a matter of fact, I am truly convinced that doing so will only give the kind of people that do want to shoot politicians more ammunition.

      And yes, the deaths of Theo van Gogh, Pim Fortuijn and others are tragic.

      I'll let you get back on your high horse now.

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    25. Re:Jesse Ventura by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      The guy drawing Jews as if they were retards was also not realy sure of his life at the end of Nazi Germany, now was he?

      Getting a little perspective here is key... The people in the middle east only see the USA start ruling their country and in the process of waging an uncalled for war, you see your family member die in the process. "Oops! This rocket should have not land on your innocent daughter... Sorry dude."

      Get some fucking perspective. There are lunatics everywhere! Be it muslims or not... Offend a guy from a motor gang isn't going to help either, but you're just brainwashed by magnified incidents that happen to happen everywhere on a daily basis. So once again I cannot stress enough to grow some brain cells and start thinking for yourself. Instead of letting be thought for you... Makes sence?

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    26. Re:Jesse Ventura by hjrnunes · · Score: 1

      I live in Portugal. Ironically enough we actually fought the Muslims for 800 years back in the formation of our country back in circa 1000AD...

    27. Re:Jesse Ventura by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 2, Insightful

      oh, I agree.

      I'm actually afraid that TSA will blow up an airplane by mistake. Here's a small example.

      I take a lot of pictures when I'm traveling for fun. I usually carry about 16hrs worth of batteries (which is about 1 AA / hour at the rate I shoot.) So I go to security w/ my batteries all nicely packaged tight. 4 in the cam, (A cannon S5IS, a good cam for my poor budget) and 3 sets of 4 in my camera bag. Each set is stable, all positives up, all in different locations in the bag. In the camera bag I have a micro tripod, a few lenses & cleaning cloth, and the charger for these batteries.

      Some idiot at TSA takes them ALL and dumps em into a big ziplock. Loose, then tried to hand them to me. I just about shit a brick. I'm like hey, you can start a fire... (2650mah rapid discharge cells, not the strongest out there, but nothing to dismiss either) Whoops, I said the magic word. That led to a 20 minute wait while they determined that the batteries and camera posed no risk after they used "TSA tape" to tape them all together in a giant brick. This only after an interview about why I had the batteries and how they could catch fire. (by throwing them all in a bag loose!)

      I'd shudder to think how they treat R/C lipos, where mishandling WILL cause a fire vs. might if things are just right...

      To those who have never experienced a loose battery setting something on fire, it's not a fun experience.

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    28. Re:Jesse Ventura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you think up another way to cope with terrorists?

      Uh I don't know... What about talking to them? They surely aren't doing that for fun... I mean, there must be something they want. How about a compromise?

      You're a fuckin' faggot, dude.

    29. Re:Jesse Ventura by HR · · Score: 1

      Let me be explicit so you can finally stop making silly accusations:

      1. I do not support suppression of ideas, either by governments who throw you in jail for questioning the Holocaust, or by religious groups who cut your head off for asking whether Mohammed was a pedophile for fucking a 7 year old girl, for example.
      2. I think the world would be a vastly better place if there were no such thing as "truth" accepted by faith, i.e. religion.
      3. I have nothing against Islam, per se, and have Muslims for friends and work with many of them every day. We have freely discussed religion many times, along with all the normal day-to-day stuff.
      4. I have tried to help you to see outside your small categories that you've created to understand what is going on. You can continue repeating oil this, evil U.S. invaders that, but I'm asking you to sit down in a quiet place tonight and ask yourself what any of this has to do with the Phillipines, Kashmir, Bosnia, Sudan, or any of the other places around the world where RADICAL ISLAM (ahem, notice the exact verbiage here) is playing the nasty neighbor who wants everyone to play their way or else.

      Islam is not the problem, as I have said many times; or at least no more a problem that any other irrational beliefs. They are no different than Christians or Jews in this regard, IMO. It's just that your university professors are not afraid to discuss the other Abrahamic religions openly and critically. They aren't likely to show up dead in the street as a result.

      I think at this point you are intentionally conflating radical Islamic extremism with ordinary muslims so you can put me in some convenient bucket. Here in the U.S., the Christian right is attempting to prevent kids from learning current biological theory. I think it's despicable; however, no biology teacher or professor will stop their research or close their books because they are afraid. We don't have people in hiding, with round-the-clock police protection because of fear-mongering. Some western journalists even tried going to the extremists to hear their story, and probably many more would had not one of them gotten to play a starring role in his own beheading video found on the internet.

      I don't really understand what drives people like you who refuse to read anything written by someone like Ayaan Hirsi Ali. You would rather disparage her and pretend that her experience doesn't really count because she's not burning Bush in effigy or spitting on a U.S. flag, or something.

    30. Re:Jesse Ventura by hjrnunes · · Score: 1

      1. I don't refuse to read anything.

      2.

      RADICAL ISLAM (ahem, notice the exact verbiage here) is playing the nasty neighbor who wants everyone to play their way or else.

      So does everybody else to different extents. The US doesn't restrain itself from waging wars when it suits them.

      3.

      They aren't likely to show up dead in the street as a result.

      You're making the straw man argument. I suppose you are talking of the incident in Denmark.

      4.

      however, no biology teacher or professor will stop their research or close their books because they are afraid.

      You are exaggerating. Nevertheless, there are historians that are in jail or have been fined for being revisionists or deniers. But not in the US though.

      5.

      Some western journalists even tried going to the extremists to hear their story, and probably many more would had not one of them gotten to play a starring role in his own beheading video found on the internet.

      Again you are making the straw man argument. I have seen plenty of interviews and reports of Islamic radicals from London to the Swat Valley.

      6.

      her experience doesn't really count because she's not burning Bush in effigy or spitting on a U.S. flag, or something.

      I have nothing against the US. I actually admire the country and the people there. But it's not my fault that the successive administrations mess around wherever they want in the world and that that brings unpleasant consequences.

      7. You are the one trying to make me play your way or else - if I'm not part of the solution I'm part of the problem. That's not the way it works. But hey, before you ask, IANAT ->I Am Not A Terrorist.

    31. Re:Jesse Ventura by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      I send that. An excellent series

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  34. Wouldn't that conflict with NDAs? by opus_magnum · · Score: 1

    Couldn't they in turn get sued by their employers?

  35. Same job, different place... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    Where do you think all those guys went when the wall came down?

    Here it will be blackshirts; brown is a discredited color.

    History: The source book for the unimaginative.

    Can we really have this conversation without invoking Godwin's Law? :)

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  36. Re:The cost of stupidity? Priceless! by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    do not judge people based on 'shift key' issues.

    you'd be very wrong to do so on such trite matters. hint: there are other reasons for lower case.

    you don't know all you think you do. realize that.

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  37. Not as big a deal as people think by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

    Under the 1974 Privacy Act the US Government needs to notify we the people whenever they collect information about them. So the FBI needs to know what IT people they can contact for different areas of expertise to help them with investigations. In order to put together so much as an Excel spreadsheet with names and phone numbers they need to examine the privacy considerations. A nationwide database has similar considerations, usually a Privacy Impact Assessment, and if the assessment warrants it, a System of Records Notice in the Federal Register. Under OMB Memo 06-16 this also means the data is Personally Identifiable Information and they should encrypt it on mobile media, and while in transmission. Which means if some Infragard member has hundreds or thousands of names and contact info on their laptop and it is lost or stolen, the information of self-selected members should be protected with a FIPS 140-2 and FIPS 197 compliant algorithm and certified implementation. Lets hope they don't keep it on the Kingston thumb drives. I once attended an Infragard meeting in Maryland right after SQL Slammer hit, there were tons of us standing in line to get in all talking about who hadn't bothered to install a 2 year old patch.

  38. look over there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Are they passing info back about you or your company?

    No, we are not.

  39. Do they ask ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they ask ...
    - whether you know how to remove DRM from music?
    - if you have ripping music from audio CDs that you own to place onto a home media server?
    - if you rip movies from DVDs that you own to place onto a home media server?
    - if you record TV content and time shift and archive it onto a home media server?
    - if you've ever driven over the posted speed?

    As someone with a previous clearance, I'm not convinced of the good intentions behind this program, since much of the "ethics requirements" include removal of my "fair use" rights, if laws are strictly interpreted.

    That and I believe marijuana use should it be legalized similar to cigarette and alcohol - for adults.

    I'm all for governments securing their networks and systems, but they need to keep their policy-pushing-fingers off my network and equipment. If they'd like my help with security, I "have a rate for that."

  40. Re:The cost of stupidity? Priceless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you.

  41. I'm Glad To See by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

    I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one on /. that sees this InfraGard as a group of people who are, in effect, saying, "Yes! Please social engineer me! Here's how!"

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  42. Nazi Germany and America 1980's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This smells like Nazi Germany: Kid's, Neighbors, you need to tell the State if you suspect your parents, co-workers, neighbors are doing something wrong. The Fatherland needs to help them see the light.

    Then, remember the 1980's as kids turned their parents in for smoking pot?

    1. Re:Nazi Germany and America 1980's by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      I looked at the website and it doesn't appear that they are trying to create secret spies who report other co-workers to the FBI. It looks like they are trying to get real and practical information from the industry on how to protect the cyber structure. I didn't read anythink which indicates a secret nature to it.

      Of course, any cooperation between a law enforcement operation and private citizens leaves open the possibility of an informant kind of role, but that's not new.

      Here's the goal statement from the website:

      The goal of InfraGard is to promote ongoing dialogue and timely communication between members and the FBI. InfraGard members gain access to information that enables them to protect their assets and in turn give information to government that facilitates its responsibilities to prevent and address terrorism and other crimes.

  43. Emergency Review by nemoest · · Score: 1

    I'd say the only real fishy thing about it is that they are asking for emergency processing in accordance with 5 CFR 1320.13. The Federal Register listing doesn't say why though. I wonder which one of these was their problem:

    (i) Public harm is reasonably likely to result if normal clearance procedures are followed;

    (ii) An unanticipated event has occurred; or

    (iii) The use of normal clearance procedures is reasonably likely to prevent or disrupt the collection of information or is reasonably likely to cause a statutory or court ordered deadline to be missed.

    Did someone miss a deadline or did something unexpected happen?

    Link if you are interested:
    http://ecfr.gpoaccess.gov/cgi/t/text/text-idx?c=ecfr&rgn=div5&view=text&node=5:3.0.2.3.9&idno=5#5:3.0.2.3.9.0.48.13

    Other than that I don't think anything horrifically fishy is going on. The whole reason InfraGard is a bit opaque has to do with what authorized it in the first place, PDD 63.

    Link: http://www.fas.org/irp/offdocs/pdd-63.htm

    To save you the reading time, here's are 2 goals I lifted out:

    * Seeks the voluntary participation of private industry to meet common goals for protecting our critical systems through public-private partnerships;

    * Protects privacy rights and seeks to utilize market forces. It is meant to strengthen and protect the nation's economic power, not to stifle it.

    Sometimes you have to do things behind closed doors to get all the players to the table. Security through obscurity? Maybe.

    If you really want to learn more about PDD 63, I suggest you read this: http://www.justice.gov/criminal/cybercrime/white_pr.htm

    Discuss.

  44. Members allowed to "Shoot to Kill"? by littlewink · · Score: 1

    You too can become a James Bond of IT with rights to"shoot to kill".

    More details.

  45. This is not true, pitiful Earthling by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

    I am not an extraterrestrial. I use a Macintosh because it is the best computer available on this backwards planet, even if it is a mere abacus compared to a child's toy from where I come from, which is France, of course.

    Do not continue to claim that I am an alien unless you wish to become assimilated into The Collective.

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  46. Quoting "The Comedian" from THE WATCHMEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Don't fully disclose their actual intent and purpose." - by TheGratefulNet (143330) on Sunday January 10, @10:25AM (#30714632)

    Per my subject-line above (sarcasm, or... is it?):

    NightOwl: "How long can we keep this up?"

    The Comedian: "Congress is pushing some new bill that's gonna outlaw masks - our days are numbered. Till then, it's like you always say - 'Were societies only protection'"

    NightOwl: "From what?"

    The Comedian: "What're you kiddin' me? From themselves!"

    In other words, it'll probably become illegal to have any kind of networking skills and especially out online on the public internet (unless otherwise approved by "the party")

  47. Being aware of vulnerabilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's being aware of vulnerabilities then they must be aware that computer security starts with getting rid of M$ products. The first move there is getting rid of the personnel problems that bring in or protect M$ products in the work place. M$ is a staffing problem that can't be solved until some get the ax so that clean up can begin.

  48. Re:The cost of stupidity? Priceless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So tell me... Why do you enjoy the taste of poopy cocks? I'm not trolling, I'm just seriously trying to understand your point of view.

  49. Are question marks a free pass for BS? by jpallas · · Score: 1

    Obviously, this is just the first step. First, they register everyone with IT skills. Then they'll impose a tax on bits. Eventually, we'll be denied our constitutional right to keep and bear keyboards.

    Is Slashdot now Fox News?

  50. Critical Infrastructure Protection Collaboration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    InfraGuard is where utilities, companies and government agencies that operate the national infrastructure can exchange information about threats and solutions in a less-than-open environment.

    There are periodic calls for expertise on a variety of specialties, such as power distribution, water treatment, mass-transit, communications, etc.

    There is no "reporting on co-workers". Members need to get the OK from their organizations before sharing data, just like anywhere else. It's really about situational-awareness.

    If your organization supports U.S. national infrastructure (ISP, managed hosting, telecom, wireless, etc.) and you don't have a member in InfraGuard I suggest you join.

  51. Late 90's web companies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The InfraGard website reads like one of those 1990's internet companies. I found a half dozen spelling and grammatical errors, I found nothing that actually explains what they are, what they do, or even an idea of their basic business model. I can however guarantee that someone has already printed up the t-shirts.

  52. IT Guild by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    For some strange reason it's controversial here to mention the formation of an organisation that acts on behalf of it's members but wouldn't part of the function of an IT Union be to asses and represent the interests of it's members when it comes to organisations like these? Seems to me IT professionals need an organisational structure to support them from bureaucrats.

    Asides from a bidding war lowering IT professionals pay rates towards slavery there is the matter of protecting our interests amongst many other issues. It seems to me, if we were as smart as we really think we are, we would work together to protect ourselves and have a focal point - aside from /. , for gathering intelligence on issues such as these.

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  53. Re:It's not what you collect, but what you do with by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    The Stasi (early version) lost their records in the in the early days thanks to a defector.
    They split all the data up, so a walk out would be very hard.
    Want a spies details, its paper work and face to face with a few top people.
    The system worked well until they thought about nuclear war.
    How could the reach their sleeper agents in the West, if the paper work was ash?
    So they made digital records and placed them in a safe.
    The CIA got a copy and did not share with the Germans :)
    In the end the west injected so much into peace and church groups and on the international stage, that East Germany fell apart.

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  54. Nice Favicon by jblues · · Score: 1

    Why does their website have a Sun Microsystems favicon?

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  55. anon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But who is going to police the police?

    I dont like the smell of this, something smells like rats.

  56. The death of search warrents and probable cause by cenc · · Score: 1

    If information is voluntarily given to DHS, then no constitutional problems. How Nazi Germany Hitler youth of them.

  57. Re:The cost of stupidity? Priceless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend of mine (a psych graduate) once told me that that your ability to use language is an indication of your intelligence. This suggests that the use of a shift key may in fact show that you're not as smart as you think you are. It is worth adding that there is a chance that you have a bipolar personality disorder, due to the paranoid nature of your discourse.

  58. Back To Reality by Cathbard · · Score: 1
    Be a government informer

    Betray your family and friends

    Fabulous prizes to be won

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  59. Petty Partisanship by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ignore the names and parties for the moment.
    You can't blame the new guy for what the previous guy set up - that is just being childish and petty. What you can do is blame the new guy for taking a long time to fix the problems left by the previous guy. IMHO it hasn't been a long time yet
    In this case I think Jerry Doyle is being childish and petty about where he is laying the blame.
    New problems that arise are of course a completely different story but that's not what we are talking about, all this creeping authoritarionism because due process takes too long or requires expensive training of competatant people is well and truly a G.W. Bush legacy. It's not even about the party since McCain actively opposed the more extreme portions of it. It was alway more about things like Wolfowitz getting his girlfriend a better paying job than Rice with less responsibility than actually doing anything to benefit the USA.

    1. Re:Petty Partisanship by gangien · · Score: 1

      being in office for 1/4 of his tenure isn't long enough? being behind massive bailouts isn't enough? keeping some of his campaign promises, such as giving people hte chance to read any bills before signing them? how about the iraq war, that'd we'd be out in months? Yes, bush fucked up a lot of stuff, but obama is actively continuing the bush policies, for the most part. What's OBama's response to the christmas bomber? more loss civil liberties. Gee, where does that sound familar?

      America's crash is coming, and there's no single person to blame, but there's a lot of people who've contributed more than others (Obama, Bush, Greenspan, Bernanke). Though,you could put the blame on the American citizen.

    2. Re:Petty Partisanship by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You really do not begin to understand the problems facing your country. Nobody can wave a magic wand and fix it instantly or even within a year. As you have realised most of the policies are the same, but you have not realised that there is no magic wand to implement new ones instantly either.
      America's crash is happening now if you look around at all the people on food stamps and other problems. It could get worse but you are definitely in a rut that will take effort to climb out of. Replacing Obama with McCain tomorrow will not fix it. Replacing Obama with Palin would probably result in a Kleptocracy similar to what happened in Russia not long after the USSR fell apart.

    3. Re:Petty Partisanship by gangien · · Score: 1

      You really do not begin to understand the problems facing your country. Nobody can wave a magic wand and fix it instantly or even within a year.

      I think i understand them quite fine. And you can certainly do many of the thigns i pointed out within a year, and you can certainly start fixing other things that will take longer. He's done almost nothing.

      As you have realised most of the policies are the same, but you have not realised that there is no magic wand to implement new ones instantly either.

      No magic required. Like i said, he could have started on many things by now. Only thing he's done is try to rush a poorly thought out medical bill, whether you want socialized medicine or not, you would want it to be thought out, at the least.

      America's crash is happening now if you look around at all the people on food stamps and other problems. It could get worse but you are definitely in a rut that will take effort to climb out of.

      I don't understand what you keep implying? I know the crash is happening, and I think it will get a lot worse. And at the least, will last many more years.

      Replacing Obama with McCain tomorrow will not fix it. Replacing Obama with Palin would probably result in a Kleptocracy similar to what happened in Russia not long after the USSR fell apart.

      I don't advocate replacing him with either of them, i advocate replacing him with ron paul, or atleast someone who understand the economy. For the last several years, we have had fed chairmans who are, at the least, incompetent. And have caused a lot of the problems we currently have in our economy. Of course, not only them, but the presidents, and the congress.

    4. Re:Petty Partisanship by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Watch, listen, learn and also see how things happen for better and worse in other countries. Also consider other large organisations and how HP didn't instantly recover after Carly and Australia's Telstra hasn't instantly recovered after Sol Trujillo.
      Blaming anyone that follows them for the mistakes or deliberate damage by Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz etc is just being petty. Blame them for their own mistakes, I'm sure a few will happen.

    5. Re:Petty Partisanship by gangien · · Score: 1

      Considering he had campaigned on 'change' and no real change has happened or has been started, I think i'm quite justified in my unhappiness with him as president. And we really don't need to watch and see what will happen to other countries, history can tell us plenty about what will happen here, the dollar crisis is coming.

    6. Re:Petty Partisanship by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It looks like it hasn't sunk in yet so i'll put it more clearly. Change in large organisations takes time. Where huge government departments are involved it takes more time and they seem to delight in that. That is why I'm talking about looking around you at other examples and getting off the specifics of a new President - nobody has the magic wand to change things instantly now matter who they are.
      The British comedies "Yes Minister" and "Yes Prime Minister" make fun of some of these circumstances in a very entertaining way. Even though it is very British your country has inherited a lot of the things it satirises.

    7. Re:Petty Partisanship by gangien · · Score: 1

      You can call me an idiot in as many ways as you want, if it makes you feel better go for it. And i've never argued that he could do magical things to make our lives better. I have stated, that he could do some of the things he claimed he would do, and you claim it takes a lot of time (which it will to enact the changes). But it doesn't take much time to start those processes.

    8. Re:Petty Partisanship by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately it does take a long time to even set policy which is one of the incredibly depressing things about politics.
      I'm not calling you the idiot - that label goes to the "shock jocks" that want the instant fix.

    9. Re:Petty Partisanship by dbIII · · Score: 1
      An article in yesterday's crikey.com.au by Charles Richardson (on government advertising) put my point quite well:

      Paul Keating famously told us that "when you change the government, you change the country". At the time it was a sensible, even prescient warning, but as a generalisation it's at best a half truth. Most changes in government bring less change than people imagine; continuity is the rule, not the exception.

      So IMHO it's not only way too early to be handing out peace prizes, it's also way too early for those that sympathise with the previous government (shock jocks) to be blaming a new government for not fixing the problems generated by the previous government. I would go as far as saying it is childish and petty to do so. He's not the messiah or the antichrist, he's a lawyer from the dead centre of Democratic policy (which has shifted to pretty well where Republicans were before Reagan).

  60. whats wrong with this? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    What's so wrong for a government to want to know who they can call on in case of cyber emergency?
    I know people are afraid of big brother now, but not everything is done out of fear or terrorism....sometimes doing a head count of
    a trade or career that can or is important to society is a good thing, else we would not have doctor's lawyers or engineers being
    asked to register to let the government know who they are.

    I guess we could view this as a compliment to the IT industry being promoted to being important enough to warrant a
    head count. Just my opinion

  61. Infragard is not nefarious by Dman33 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am an Infragard member. I was working for a university research group and was required to join Infragard as a part of this research. I did not like the idea of being forced to join an organization I knew little to nothing about so I did research into the organization first. I read up on all of the conspiracy theories about Infragard and spoke with some members before joining.

    The conspiracy theories link this organization to "big brother" programs that encourage people to spy on their neighbors. This is not actually the case with Infragard - as far as I can tell.

    From what I can see, this organization is put into place for very good reasons. Look into the Russian action in Georgia last year - a large component of that military action was cyber-based. The Russians took over the Georgian infrastructure (electric, news and radio) far before tanks rolled into Georgian territory. If the US is ever attacked on a large scale, our infrastructure will be the first strike. Infragard allows a secured group of IT professionals to be "in the loop" on potential threats that cannot be made widely public yet. It also allows these professionals to collaborate on security issues in real time - as they happen.

    Say a new worm was propagating across major infrastructure networks. An administrator at the water company finds evidence of this worm and sends a message to Infragard asking if anybody else has seen it. A person working at the electric company reads that message and notices that it matches something they are addressing as well. The issue may be quickly escalated and addressed appropriately. If these individuals had to deal with conventional reporting then the link between two critical infrastructure networks experiencing the same problem at the same time may be missed.

    In my experience Infragard does not care a bit about individuals ripping a CD or something. This is about bridging the gap between law enforcement and IT professionals in order to minimize the time it takes to address a potential cyber threat on critical infrastructure.

    Registering your IT skills with Infragard is optional, not mandatory. This is not as evil as it sounds and I see much more upside to this than downside.

  62. = Superhuman Registration Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what this is, essentially, since IT workers believe they are better than normal humans.

    Whose side are you on?

  63. "Voluntary" should not be "Free" IT Services by DarkStarZumaBeach · · Score: 1

    First of all, anyone worth anything in IT security circles probably gets finger-printed and retina-scanned, for the record, several times a year.

    Why a "non-profit" organization would want to know something that its government client already knows in spades should worry everyone in IT.

    Second is the use of the "non-profit" organization status: Anyone who volunteers services to Infragard without knowledge of their employer is likely to get sanctioned for unauthorized provisioning of IT services, including consulting services, and resources, such as storage, power, and bandwidth, to a "non-profit" organization. Without cost-recapture reporting processes in place, "non-profit" quickly becomes theft of services, which should be generating revenue for the employer and tax revenue for the government. Cost-recapture would allow the IRS to grant tax credits to the employer for all of the "volunteered" hours and other IT services appropriated for "national security." Where are the Federal time card and authorized job requisition numbers required by the GAO on the Infragard website?

    Third, is that the existence of Infragard creates millions of opportunities for false flag recruitment of IT staffers: How exactly does an IT staffer know when an Infragard request for information is legitimately backed up with a FISA-court signed warrant? How exactly does one Infragard volunteer respond to an information request from another Infragard volunteer? If the request breaks corporate rules, I would go to corporate legal and the FBI anyway, but that's just me. Add to that the number of ex-intel operatives with the ability to counterfeit federal authorization documents and IDs and the shadow world gets darker.

    The history of US and allied national security is littered with underpaid, under-appreciated, government operatives who were turned by the offer of cash under the table to work against the national interests. Infragard, being non-profit, should be clearly suspected of harboring similar work conditions rife with opportunites for security breaches by turncoat insiders. The fact that 80% of corporate IT staff feel the same way, makes the opportunity for false flag recruitment even greater.

    So, Infragard volunteers have to ask themselves two questions:

    Do they want to co-conspire in the theft of corporate IT services with a non-profit organization that claims the authority of the government?

    Can they trust operatives of a non-profit organization who can fail to provide the security, confidentiality, and protection that Infragard implies that it can provide?

    Because humans can fail, don't expect Infragard to be accountable to volunteers or even the IRS or GAO. At least, if you are going to volunteer, be smart enough to have your employer send you to counter-intelligence courses at Quantico, since the Infragard contact you trust today, might be your last.

    Afterall, joining the witness protection program is not a cakewalk, and the Infragard ain't the Eagle Scouts.

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