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Police In Britain Arrest Man For Bomb-Threat Joke On Twitter

An anonymous reader writes "A British man was arrested under anti-terrorism legislation for making a bomb joke on Twitter. Paul Chambers, 26, was arrested under the provisions of the Terrorism Act (2006). His crime? Frustrated at grounded flights over inclement weather, he made a joke bomb threat on the social networking site Twitter."

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  1. Nobody in here make any cracks by fotoguzzi · · Score: 5, Funny

    We don't want to get slashdot in trouble.

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    1. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by michelcolman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What if some hypothetical person was to threaten he would blow Slashdot sky high? Just a second, there's someone at the door...

    2. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by The+FBI · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What if some hypothetical person was to threaten he would blow Slashdot sky high?

      Just a second, there's someone at the door...

      Who was it?

    3. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Naturally, it was 'The Spanish Inquisition' whom nobody expects....

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    4. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by isama · · Score: 1

      You did!

    5. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'll come in again.

    6. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by dimeglio · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Twitter is the megaphone of social networks. I'm surprise this is the first such arrest being reported. He's gonna get a background check and will probably need to take some anger management courses. Airports do not like being intimidated.

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    7. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't antropomorphize airports. They don't usually tell it to your face but they really don't like it.

    8. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Depends on the airport. I was once told by an airport to get lost. When I refused to comply, it made my luggage do what it couldn't make me do.

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    9. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't know how these guys stayed out of jail.

    10. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand just because you say something should it make it acceptable to treat it like a real threat? If I say "I'm going to blow up the world!!!" does that make it a real possibility? People say dumb threats all the time.

    11. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by KillBillFan · · Score: 1

      So if I see Jack at the airport ... I should ignore him?

      Hi Jack !!

      Oh, wait a minute, this is security theater, right?

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    12. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and yet you post it anonymous. way to make a stand!

    13. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least it has taught this man a lesson, he has now made his tweets private (I just checked(.

      if you write a public tweet threatening to blow a public building, you get arrested by the public police. It all makes sense, at least to me.

      If it was a joke, too bad, try our sense of humor another time!

    14. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Far be it from me to make jokes about blowing up British airports. Their staff go so far out of their way to be as officious and obstructive as possible, adding to the generally miserable experience of travel by air, there have been many times when I would have cheerfully blown them to hell in deadly earnest.

      Blowing off, making jokes about something that frustrates you, is a legitimate use of humour. Time for some people to learn to live with that.

    15. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by OldSoldier · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Great, just great.

      First in the US we have a guy whose father turned him in and who was on several other countries no-fly-list and yet he's able to board an airplane and try to set off a bomb. Now we have a guy who made only one remark and the authorities are all over him.

      These 2 items are related by the failure of authorities to see the whole picture. In the Christmas day bomber case they didn't put the evidence together to realize he was a threat. In twitter-threat case they over-reacted to only one piece of evidence.

      I would hope that if authorities looked at the entire picture in both cases the proper course of action would have been self evident. So why aren't authorities looking at the WHOLE PICTURE before reacting?

    16. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      We don't want to get slashdot in trouble.

      +5 funny? Dude, you are the bomb! You killed all of Slashdot!

    17. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes silly remarks are best treated as such.

      Trouble is that Britain today is a sad place run for the benefit of jobsworths, over important security Hitlers, tabloid newspapers(who keeping demanding extra plod) and surveillance camera manufacturers.

      In Britain the remark that Reagan once made about "let's nuke ******" would get you arrested on some rubbish. In Britain you cam get arrested for taking photographs of St Paul's Cathedral.

      What is really sad is that so few of the people of this country can see how pathetic we now are.

    18. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? I'd say on average they're considerably more polite than the ones in most countries.

      What's more, unlike when I had the misfortune to transit through Milan once, they haven't stolen my watch.

    19. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    20. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by oldhack · · Score: 1

      You should have listened to Heathrow, not that it would help...

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    21. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      'So why aren't authorities looking at the WHOLE PICTURE before reacting?'
      For the same reason that the staff at Burger Hut aren't looking at the WHOLE PICTURE of the customer's health and nutritional requirements, they are just obeying protocols and banking as many paychecks as they can.

      The goons just do what they are told.
      The supervisors tell the goons to do stuff according to procedures.
      The procedures are formulated to safeguard the jobs and enhance the careers of those who formulate procedures.
      Those who instruct underlings to formulate procedures will not be affected by those procedures nor will they have to deal with the people who are impacted by the consequences of those procedures.

      Case in point, getting a passport in the UK is a major exercise in hoop-jumping and paperwork thanks to ministers and ministries wanting to look like they are doing something about evil terrorists, but when a minister wants to get his children's nanny a passport the minister just asks a colleague to make it happen.

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    22. Re:Nobody in here make any cracks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why aren't authorities looking at the WHOLE PICTURE before reacting?

      Because if the authorities were to look at the WHOLE PICTURE for every single suspicion on record,

      1) They'd be up against privacy violations
      2) They'd currently have a backlog of cases going back to 2002 and wouldn't have ANY PICTURE that is timely enough to make a difference.

      In order to get their jobs done, the police have to take shortcuts. The fact that so few incidents are reported shows that in general, their shortcuts are effective. Cases like this show that workflow and policy still need improvement (eg: internet-related issues should be vetted by someone knowledgeable before going to the local beat, just like with other specialized issues)

  2. I see another headline . . . by saisuman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Police in arrest man for Joke on Bomb-Thread Joke on Twitter."

    1. Re:I see another headline . . . by saisuman · · Score: 1

      "Police in YOUR_COUNTRY_HERE arrest man for Joke on Bomb-Thread Joke on Twitter."

    2. Re:I see another headline . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to blow up your house!

    3. Re:I see another headline . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to blow up your doll!

    4. Re:I see another headline . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joss just cried a little inside.

    5. Re:I see another headline . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what SHE said.

    6. Re:I see another headline . . . by Nexus7 · · Score: 1

      Did they send a joke arrest tweet, or did they arrest him in meat-space?

      BTW, tweet, or twit?

    7. Re:I see another headline . . . by camperdave · · Score: 2

      BTW, tweet, or twit?

      A twit is someone who tweets on Twitter.

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    8. Re:I see another headline . . . by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I propose the past tense:

      Did you see my twat yesterday?

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    9. Re:I see another headline . . . by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1, Informative

      A twit is someone who tweets on Twitter.

      No, that's a twat.

    10. Re:I see another headline . . . by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Yah, you might want to get that grungy green slime-mold checked out...

    11. Re:I see another headline . . . by LMacG · · Score: 1

      +5 Insightful for a Forth joke? I love this place.

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  3. What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by heretic108 · · Score: 1

    Tor, I2P, and thousands of anonymising proxies all over the web. The guy totally has no excuse.

    If you're going to say stuff that could bring down unwanted consequences, then do it in a way that's extremely difficult to trace back to you personally.

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    1. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by xyph0r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you're missing the point. If he knew this would happen, he probably wouldn't've done it at all. It was just him venting in a moment of frustration. How the police responded so quickly is beyond me, though...

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    2. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not only would have have probably dozens of personally identifying twitters already written in the past, he didn't think his comment would warrant such a response to begin with.

    3. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Twisted+Willie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think the most troubling part of what happened is that this guy didn't try to ensure his anonimity.

      He didn't intend to make a bombthreat, hell, he didn't even make one. The fact that all hell breaks loose over something silly as this shows that the terrorists have won. Western society lives in fear, whether you like it or not.

    4. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Xiph1980 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ehmm, no offense, but what happened to the Burden of Proof, which the D.A. should present to within certainty show that you were about to commit a felony?
      I mean, I'm sure you once shouted something akin to "I'm gonna kill you" to some drunk idiot on a Saturday night. Not a nice thing to say, granted but that doesn't make you immediately want to kill that person. Frustration has a tendency to make you say things you don't mean and/or would never do, that's why in most western countries it's very rare for someone to be trialled for something they did not (yet) commit.

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    5. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is a lot of people don't really consider what could bring unwanted consequences.

      The UK isn't the US - we don't have a great deal in the way of rights to freedom of speech enshrined in our laws. Hence, saying something like this can very easily have serious consequences and you can't start waving around a constitution as a defence.

      Does it make me afraid to say some things online? Yes it does. There's lots of things I've typed up on /. only to think about it for a minute then hit "Cancel".

      Does it make me feel any safer? Not really. Anyone who wants to blow up an airport is going to have more f*cking sense than to announce their intentions to the world on Twitter first.

      Can I do much about it? Well, getting freedom of speech into law is something our politicians don't really consider a terribly high priority - mainly because it's hardly a vote winner. So talking a politician into making it part of policy is going to be an uphill struggle, and like most democracies the system is very heavily weighted against one person or a small group on a crusade.

      Do I feel strongly enough about it to emigrate? The law as it stands in terms of freedom of speech has been much the same for centuries. It hasn't yet led to people being disappeared in the middle of the night for voicing an unpopular opinion - the fact that this is being reported is in itself a Very Good Thing. When newspapers are afraid to publish things like this because the editor would rather like to wake up in the morning, that is when you have to worry. And even if I did feel that strongly, I doubt there are many countries in the Western world today where you could say something like that on Twitter and feel perfectly safe that you'd not have any consequences to face.

    6. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by bickerdyke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone who wants to blow up an airport is going to have more f*cking sense than to announce their intentions to the world on Twitter first.

      IIRC the IRA used to give warnings to the police a few minutes before a bomb was set to explode.

      I guess they found out that "terrorism" is not identical with "killing people".

      Terrorists want to spread fear. Ironically, thats what most gouvernments do in their "fight against terrorism".

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    7. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by jipn4 · · Score: 1

      It hasn't yet led to people being disappeared in the middle of the night for voicing an unpopular opinion

      Well, but it has apparently led to people not voicing unpopular opinions and venting their feelings; you yourself have canceled posts.

      Politics in many areas might be rather different if people weren't afraid to say what they really think and feel.

    8. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Offense taken!

      We're not the USofA so we don't have a D.A. or felonies, and he was arrested and questioned - he has not yet been trialled and indeed has not yet even been charged with anything.

      He *may* be charged with "conspiring to create a bomb hoax" - that he did not intend to actually bomb the place is irrelevant.

      Of course it is all a bit of an overreaction, but we might at least get the facts/terms right or it cheapens us all. It might also prevent him being a douche in future :-)

    9. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Nuskrad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You seem to be confusing the UK with somewhere that has guaranteed and protected rights. And if you were drunk and shouted "I'm going to kill you", you'd almost certainly be charged with a Public Order offence if the target made a complaint against you.

    10. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Very true. I'm not afraid of being disappeared in the middle of the night but I am afraid of the consequences they place on anyone who they even remotely consider a potential suspect - I'd wind up on the US no fly list for sure, and I wouldn't be entirely surprised if other countries start to operate similar no fly lists.

      Unfortunately I'm not a US citizen so there's not a great deal I can do about US no fly lists. Our government is too busy felching the US government to make any sort of diplomatic comment about such things.

    11. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about 'conspiring to tell a killer joke'?

    12. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Xiph1980 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know the UK is legally in a sorry state at the moment, I can only hope that the next voting round will bring some relief for you lot there, or perhaps wait for the fifth of november :)
      And about the drunk shout-outs, I actually meant that if a bloke near you is drunk, and very annoying and looking for a fight or whatever, and you in your frustration blurt out something like "I'm gonna cut your throat if you don't get the fuck away from me", so saying it sober, but in a state of severe frustration. Doesn't mean you'd mean it, or actually would be capable of doing that, so shouldn't be grounds for the police to arrest you. Perhaps warn you and say something along the lines of "That's not a very nice thing to say, watch your language" but that should be it.

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    13. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Maddog+Batty · · Score: 1, Redundant

      You need to read up on the IRA. Sometimes they did. Sometimes they did not.

      The IRA are not nice people. (Neither are the UDA and other such terrorist organisations)

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    14. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Xiph1980 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, don't be so lightly touched man, I'm from the Netherlands, we don't have a D.A. here either, but I can't be arsed to look up how exactly law is upheld in every country I make a comment on, and how court is ran. I sometimes watch Law & Order, so I know the term D.A. to be someone working for "the people" aka, the government, and is the one responsible to provide the proof that suspect John Doe is the actual person to have committed the crime. You probably have something similar over there, perhaps a person, perhaps a committee, or whatever, I don't care, but something or someone has to present the evidence in court. Fill in the blanks.

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    15. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by tpholland · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do I feel strongly enough about it to emigrate? The law as it stands in terms of freedom of speech has been much the same for centuries.

      Please don't emigrate just yet—you may be in luck. The European Convention on Human Rights guarantees freedom of speech for all EU citizens. It was enshrined into UK law by the Human Rights Act in 1998; this was the biggest fundamental change in the law regarding freedom of speech for centuries.

      The problem is, the way it is enshrined into UK law also introduces a significant number of restrictions, mostly around the areas of security, crime, and morals. But the government has to actually pass specific legislation to limit speech in these areas, and if these national laws fall short of the European Convention then they can be challenged in the European Court of Human Rights.

      One of the weaknesses of the British constitutions is that most people—even most British people—seem to have been persuaded that we don't have one, so few people are willing to stand up and fight against unconstitutional laws.

      Far from free speech not being a vote winner, it looks likely that reform of our libel laws will become a significant issue at the next election, for example with campaigns like libelreform.org causing a lot of unrest in political circles.

    16. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by VShael · · Score: 5, Informative

      The IRA gave coded telephone warnings a few minutes in advance.
      This was NOT to allow civilians time to escape, or reduce the number of civilian casualties.

      It was to verify that the IRA were the ones responsible for the attack, because after an attack there was usually a RUSH of extremist groups stepping forward to claim responsibility. The IRA wanted to make sure they got appropriate "credit" for the attack.

    17. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On top of this the IRA also had a system in place with code words distributed to the police and newspapers.... if the person phoning gave the correct code word for the day then the authorities knew it was really the IRA.

    18. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Christoffer777 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the editor decides not to publish an article for fear of his own life or security, it is too late to start worrying!

      If you don't fight these forces/tendencies all the time, suddenly you will wake up in a situation that you cannot change, or is much, much harder to change peacefully.

      It should be easier to defend against this stuff than to let it happen and then try to change it back.

      This battle requires constant vigilance, not complacency until the point where you suddenly have to revolt or migrate to keep the same level of freedom/security. btw, how do you format paragrap

    19. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Never meant to imply that. (One of my things that left the strongest impact on me was a day trip to Belfast during my holidays in Ireland. I never imagined that hate could manifest itself as a city - it was almost absurd)

      But I'd stick to my point that killing people isn't the goal of terrorists, but rather a means.

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    20. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One idiot under arrest is hardly "all hell breaking loose".

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    21. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by robably · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is for him.

    22. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by xlotlu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Slashdot needs a "Troll +1" mod, so people can learn to recognize such wonderful red herring mastery.

    23. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by MrMr · · Score: 1

      The felony was making a threat.
      It's not the DA (or in this case the CP) who has gone mad, it's the law-makers.

    24. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Entropy98 · · Score: 1

      How the police responded so quickly is beyond me, though...

       
      Quickly? According to the article it took them a week to arrest him. Coincidentally his twitter post was: "Robin Hood airport is closed, You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!"

    25. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Fluffeh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're missing the point. If he knew this would happen, he probably wouldn't've done it at all. It was just him venting in a moment of frustration.

      How the police responded so quickly is beyond me, though...

      Firstly, it implies that the fuzz over in the UK are listening pretty much non stop to Twitter to be able to react so quickly.

      Secondly, it implies that they are showing utterly no concept of applying common sense to what they do when they take what is clearly that sort of vent "oh fuck it, I am so sick of this weather!". Seriously guys, use your heads, can anyone really be that pissed at the WEATHER that they blow something up? I doubt it. I really fucking doubt it.

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    26. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "what happened to the Burden of Proof"

      They haven't even charged the guy and your on about burden of proof? Do they have mobile courts in your country that follow the cops around, or do they just arrest people and sort it out later like everyone else? Cops the world over do not have to prove a damned thing to arrest you, all that is required of them is to follow the arrest procedure.

      "in most western countries it's very rare for someone to be trialled for something they did not (yet) commit."

      No it's not, you can be innocent and still stand trial, that's kinda the whole point of a trial. The crime he has allegedly commited is that of making a bomb threat, you don't actually have to blow something up to be found guilty of threatening to do so.

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    27. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Informative

      he has not yet been trialled

      In the UK we don't use "trialled" as a verb like that - it should be "he has not yet been put on trial".

      A new product might be trialled, not a person in court.

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    28. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      IIRC the IRA used to give warnings to the police a few minutes before a bomb was set to explode.

      I thought that this was just a cynical attempt to give the impression that they were trying to avoid "civilian" casualties, whilst in fact ensuring that "military" (army or police) personnel were caught in the blast?

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    29. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confusing the UK with somewhere that has guaranteed and protected rights. And if you were drunk and shouted "I'm going to kill you", you'd almost certainly be charged with a Public Order offence if the target made a complaint against you.

      I think you are the one who is confused.

      From WP's entry on Assult: "Assault is a crime of violence against another person. In some jurisdictions, including Australia and New Zealand, assault refers to an act that causes another to apprehend immediate and personal violence, while in other jurisdictions, such as the United States, assault may refer only to the threat of violence caused by an immediate show of force."

      In other words, in the US patting your god given concealed weapon and saying "I'm going to kill you" is considered assult. I belive but am too lazy to prove that the UK uses the same definition of assult as AU/NZ, ie: you have to actually physically assult someone before it becomes a crime.

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    30. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      Police/Gov are monitoring all streams on twitter, just as spam bots. Its very nice of twitter to be so search friendly, but that ease of use is also used big brother, spammers, etc.

      A few twitter pic aggregation sites make it easy to monitor posted pics also.

    31. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was reported by a member of the public.

      The police acted on information that someone had made an internet threat to blow up an airport. Chinese Whispers anyone?

      They couldn't risk not arresting the guy. And it took a week for them to get to him (maybe a week to report the threat, the article isn't clear).

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    32. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Advocates of the Crown Prosecution Service, FYI. All criminal cases in the UK are Regina V. Defendant. Transgressions of criminal law are tried by representatives of the Queen, as it is her Law which has been broken.

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    33. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by chrb · · Score: 3, Informative

      The IRA gave coded telephone warnings a few minutes in advance.
      This was NOT to allow civilians time to escape, or reduce the number of civilian casualties.

      No, since the IRA did bomb and kill civilians and were pretty unrepentant about it. Coded warnings can amplify the effect of an attack - or even make an actual attack unnecessary. Why bother with a real bomb when a simple telephone message can shut down 40 train stations and cause an estimated £34 million damage? For every real bomb you can call in many times that number of coded threats, causing huge economic losses.

    34. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It's been UK police policy for at least two decades that all threats of violence (including threatening to kill one person, it doesn't have to be terror related) are investigated. If someone says he's going to 'blow an airport sky high' in casual conversation, then that's one thing. If he broadcasts this to the world, then it's another. His post could have been a joke, or it could have been a crazy person who actually meant it. It's the job of the police to check which it is, and that may include arresting him.

      It's fun to play the overreacting police card, and it's not like there's a shortage of cases where that's exactly what's happened, but I don't really have any sympathy for people who make bomb threats and are surprised when they get arrested. Twitter may be a relatively new technology, but from the perspective of the police this is no different from phoning up a TV or radio station and saying that you're going to blow up the airport.

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    35. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, you're saying the Chinese are behind all this?

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    36. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by JustOK · · Score: 1

      What are you trying to hide?

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    37. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by MountainMan101 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the correct verb is try and pp tried.

      "He has not been tried yet."

      You are correct about the verb trial meaning to test/discover the effectiveness of something.

    38. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by MrNaz · · Score: 1, Troll

      Don't trust the Chinese, always whispering their secrets to each other.

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    39. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2000 years of common law is what the UK has. Don't let the American propaganda win. Most of the rights that they're so proud of they already had as British citizens. Or would have, if they'd paid their bloody taxes.

    40. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by digitig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're missing the point. If he knew this would happen, he probably wouldn't've done it at all. It was just him venting in a moment of frustration. How the police responded so quickly is beyond me, though...

      Firstly, it implies that the fuzz over in the UK are listening pretty much non stop to Twitter to be able to react so quickly.

      Or somebody who read the tweet reported it. In fact, from the Telegraph areticle (linked from the RA), police acted on "a tip-off from a member of the public".

      Secondly, it implies that they are showing utterly no concept of applying common sense to what they do when they take what is clearly that sort of vent "oh fuck it, I am so sick of this weather!". Seriously guys, use your heads, can anyone really be that pissed at the WEATHER that they blow something up? I doubt it. I really fucking doubt it.

      Can any normal person? I agree. Are there psychos out there who just might? Sadly, yes. And "You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!" does sound rather like a psycho. Britain has been the subject of extended terror campaigns, and I suspect that the British police are more familiar with what a genuine terror threat sounds like than the average /. reader. Unfortunately any measurement system is going to suffer type 1 errors (I hope innocence is still the null hypothesis). What matters is how they're dealt with if they're subsequently identified. That's not yet the case here: "He has been bailed pending further investigations." The police are not yet convinced if it was a joke, or if it was whether it was a harmless one (too many people think that hoaxing the emergency services is a "joke"; I expect that some think that real bomb hoaxes are), and it has not yet been tested by a court (as it should be if reasonable doubt remains). The real test will come if it does all turn out to be a misunderstanding. Wil he just be taken on one side and told not to be such an asshole (er, sorry, "will it be explained to him that the police need to investigate such matters, because after all, how would it have been if the threat had been real and he had carried it out? It would be helpful if he kept that in mind in future"), or will things like the airport ban remain in place?

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    41. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point was more that (unintentionally i am sure) the argument you presented was a straw man. The D.A. (or equivalent), burden of proof, etc. is not required to be involved yet as there is no charge, never mind a trial (I think in the US the D.A. decides whether to go ahead with a prosecution, here it would be the department for public prosecution I guess).

      Generating a lot of heat about the non-issue of whether he was actually going to commit felony and a trial centred around that only serves to prevent light being shone on the more worrying occurrences of things such as stop, search and confiscation of possessions with no grounds for suspicion under anti-terror laws here.

      And whilst others may harp on about their enshrined free speech legislation, I'd like to see what does that for them if they sneeringly say "Yeah, I'm carrying a bomb" in response to questions about their luggage at the check-in desk as the security personell pile on to them :-)

      The guy said something so monumentally stupid that I've no sympathy for him - with luck being arrested for it will make him think twice in the future before *jokingly* shouting "Fire!!!" in a crowded theatre.

       

    42. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really can't see someone really determined to blow up the airport would post it anywhere, but then again, there are smart criminals, and dumb unstable ones. Hopefully the police have 2 divisions to arrest people from each class -- the elite hunting the smart silent ones, and the dumb jock cops who go for the obvious. Because I'd really fear for my safety if they waste the elite's time by arresting people who've made public statements, because most of the time it's just someone making a joke instead of a real threat.

    43. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But then coded phone call AFTER the attack would have been enough. But I guess doing that BEFORE the bombs exploded had two beneficial (for the terrorists!) effects:

      1) Increase Panic, spread fear. (And bring more "military" targets closer to the bomb)

      2) Actually save "civilians" or at least give the terroists themselves the illusion of trying to save civilians.

      From what I remember from interviews and documentaries I saw about that, they had the self-image of an army in a war against another gouvernment and its military, and to a lesser extent against the people of that country.

      And don't forget the image. Thats even important to terrorists. It's much easier to convince an unsuspecting young guy when you can say "He, we're the good guys! We're at war, but we try to avoid civilian casualties". And it may help yourself to justify your feelings of guilt.

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    44. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Troll

      Twitter may be a relatively new technology, but from the perspective of the police this is no different from phoning up a TV or radio station and saying that you're going to blow up the airport.

      Then the police are fucking idiots who shouldn't be allowed to be involved any time the alleged crime involves a computer. Anyway, that's pure bullshit. Plenty of cops must be twats (twits are the messages; twats are the users) so they must know what Twitter is like; small, irrelevant messages from people too uninteresting to post long comments.

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    45. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, we've been unundated with stories where people make threats of killing people at xxx school etc. And actually carry it out. There is a difference between shouting something akin to "I'm gonna kill you" when you are frustrated, and putting your frustration up on display on a very public billboard. One is just the current frustration, the other "may" indicate some deeper trouble that authorities will be blamed for ignoring once it's been made so public. Maybe these social networks make it too easy to post things from a handy cell-phone etc. and it blurrs the line for some people between what constitutes "shouting in frustration" and making a public threat, in print, so that many can witness it. Users of public sites like Facebook and Twitter, or /., need to understand that it's not a private forum for them and their buddies. It is a very public forum, and anything they say there is broadcast to everybody and their aunts. It WAS a public threat. Was it outburst of frustration? Probably. Have people killed other people out of frustration? Definitely. My advice is: if you are prone to make exaggerated comments out of frustration, and cannot distinguish between twitter and your good buddies, then you should consider staying out of social networks altogether. As for the authorities, given the number of deranged people who have actually carried out their public blog threats of killing people in public places, they cannot afford to ignore these public outbursts.

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    46. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by tomcrick · · Score: 1

      Fill in the blanks.

      Quite right too! The burden of understanding, interpretation and clarity of fact is on the reader, definitely not the person who writes the post.

      In fact, most Slashdot posts adhere to this rule: say anything and leave it up to the reader to make sense of it!

    47. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      How the police responded so quickly is beyond me, though...

      On wiki-leaks there was a technical analysis about an online alerting system and matching "agents" with possible criminal acts and events based on online (social) media and profiling of people. (linking all their online activity).

      They use as one proof-of-concept example how they match a user on youtube showing agressive sentiments on a football clip. Later he's identified as hooligan on a football match of his prefered team.

      That system raises flags with keywords (echelon style) with several degrees of criminal acts as the example case of a terrorist, being linked to a potential terroristic attack linked and a specific user with would raise a "CRIMNAL.CRITICAL"-message in the system.

      If this would be already in use (I don't recall the dating of the analysis, but assumed it was a project to start), it would just raise flags and terrorism just like this user (I seem to recall Echelon would match certain words to start active montiring on the landline; I've played around with that in the 90s with my girlfriend to try to get her dormline actively monitored "to see if it were true". A few times the line sounded like it was monitored after that, but in a dorm it could've been just active imagination or students listening along).

      Especially because "terrorism" is such a active evil, all the data crawlers and interpreters would throw red flags with such jokes. More disturbingly is that he actually got arrested for a frustrated outlet and officials are taking social media so serious.

      btw, after reading the technical analysis on wikileaks, I shut down my "social media accounts", until people started texting me internationally asking me if I were still alive (isn't it ironic, there's been a time where I sought "social refuge" online, now what I ran for has found it's way to my online experience and the online experience has found its way to my, so to speak, doorstep.). But that is a whole other subject I guess..

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    48. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and we live in feat of the fascist police state.

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    49. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by jimthehorsegod · · Score: 1

      I think you are the one who is confused. ... I belive but am too lazy to prove that the UK uses the same definition of assult as AU/NZ, ie: you have to actually physically assult someone before it becomes a crime.

      But you believe incorrectly. Threatening to assault someone in the UK does in fact constitute assault.

    50. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by xmousex · · Score: 1

      because neither bin laden, the taliban, or any of their kind ever make public statements?

    51. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, I'm sure you once shouted something akin to "I'm gonna kill you" to some drunk idiot on a Saturday night. Not a nice thing to say, granted but that doesn't make you immediately want to kill that person.

      In my opinion threats must be taken as seriously as the act itself. If you say "I'm gonna kill you," I don't think you deserve a life sentence but six months in prison would be warranted. That'll give you an opportunity to practice self-restraint.

      Lots of people live in constant fear because their lives have been threatened, even if the threat is a joke. And we know that many times the threats are real. Spouses are killed despite restraining orders and pleas to the police for protection.

    52. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The IRA gave coded telephone warnings a few minutes in advance.
      This was NOT to allow civilians time to escape, or reduce the number of civilian casualties.

      Nonsense.

      During the troubles, the PIRA were the only extremist group to have the capability to attack mainland Britain. Who was responsible for these sorts of high profile attacks wouldn't generally be in question. They did give telephone warnings in advance to reduce the number of civilian casualties. For example, in the Canary Wharf bombing, there were only 2 fatalities, but £85 million worth of property damage.

    53. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Plenty of cops must be twats (twits are the messages; twats are the users) so they must know what Twitter is like; small, irrelevant messages from people too uninteresting to post long comments.

      So, unlike someone calling up a talk radio station in what way?

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    54. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you ever lived in the UK? When I was growing up, the IRA (you know, the terrorist organisation that was very active in the UK for much of the last century) phoned in bomb threats fairly regularly. Some were real bombs, some were not. It was effective, because the police had to evacuate and send in the bomb squad for every scare. Even if the bomb was diffused, and no one was killed, they still caused massive disruption, and they got slightly better PR by warning people first.

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    55. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      They usually will warn the person making the claim that they can be arrested under section 4 of the Public Order Act ('Fear or provocation of violence'). They don't have to warn - they can arrest immediately, but a warning is usually given, especially in circumstances like those described.

    56. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by dave420 · · Score: 0

      Sometimes they'd warn that a bomb was in one location, in order to get people evacuated from that location to where the actual bomb was.

    57. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by tonycheese · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You know what? What do you expect the police to do in this position? An actual idiot from Nigeria just set his pants on fire in an attempt to blow up an airplane and the government was criticized since they had "clues" but didn't act on it.

      This guy was simply arrested, questioned, and released. I don't see the humor in saying "these airline delays suck, i'm going to commit an act of terrorism and kill thousands of people!" That's the equivalent of saying "these elevators are so fucking slow, i'm gonna blow up the empire state building!" back in 2002. Not funny, just stupid, and the police did their job - question and release.

    58. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by lakin · · Score: 1

      To be honest, it sounds fair enough to me. That message he posted clearly looks like a threat. I appreciate that he was frustrated and just joking, but he posted it on a public service where people may not realise this. Im not saying I agree with all the terrorist excuses the police use. There are lots of examples of them over reacting. Just this weekend there was a slashdot article on the school kid whose home project got him in trouble. I think its horrific that poor kid was just trying to learn on his own time and was pleased enough with himself that he wanted to show friends, but now will probably never push himself again. In this case though, I can see how saying such a thing would have people concerned he was being serious. Its not like they are actually charging him with terrorist offences - they will be charging him with a bomb hoax.

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    59. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No one has any problem with the police investigating it.

      The problem is when the "investigation" results in totally messing over his life, even when it's now clear it was just a joke, and that he may still be charged for the privilege of it all.

      RTFA - unfortunately the Slashdot link contains few details, you have to read The Independent story that it was taken from, http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/twitter-joke-led-to-terror-act-arrest-and-airport-life-ban-1870913.html .

    60. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      All of hell? - There might be a few zombies involved but I'm pretty sure beelzebub didn't send his entire staff.

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    61. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps it would help if the other side made a distinction between military targets and civilian ones. As it is, any attack by any bunch of extremists is considered by the established order as "terrorist". An idiot walks into a mall with a suicide-vest and blows himself/herself up. The verdict of politicians, the media and the general populace: he/she is a terrorist. A few dudes get on a rickety, inflatable rubber boat loaded with explosives, waddle up in plain view to a sophisticated, armed-to-the-teeth, multi-hundred-million-dollar destroyer, salute to the crew on board and blow themselves up. Verdict: terrorists.

      Then you have dudes with rusty rifles hiding in mountains and engaging in sporadic fire fights with an overpowering foreign occupation force -- complete with heavy armor and utter air superiority -- that overrun their country. They too apparently are "terrorists", albeit of the "cowardly unlawful combatant" type (whatever nonsense that is supposed to mean).

      As you can see there is absolutely no incentive for any of these to aim at military targets exclusively, especially in that last case where the occupying force has a very long record of blowing up everything that moves, including thousands of women and children.

    62. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I'll take your word for it. So using the OP's logic, UK law defines threats of violence in the same way as "somewhere that has guaranteed and protected rights".

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    63. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by GerryHattrick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No mod points left, but yes. At this point in history we need some sense of personal responsibility.

    64. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by oaksey · · Score: 1

      What, use a proxy to make a post under his account that his friends follow? Yeah the cops will never be able to find him then...

    65. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by delinear · · Score: 1

      I guess there's a non-zero chance they decided to come down harsh on the guy to prevent future occurances - it might only be a couple of hours of some cops time to check out the validity if *this* threat, but if it becomes an internet meme it's going to waste a hell of a lot more in the future (that, or they ignore it and a genuine threat does go unnoticed). In that case it pays to alert people to the consequences.

    66. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I don't think the term Red herring means what you think it does. OTOH, I am wonderfull. ;)

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    67. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the UK, we take offence not offense...

    68. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      correct me if i'm wrong, iirc the in the Omagh bombing the location of the bomb in the coded message was incorrect and civilians were actually hearded into the blast area... actually better check my facts on that...

      Three phone calls were placed warning of an attack in Omagh.[28] At 14:32, a warning was telephoned to Ulster Television saying "There's a bomb, courthouse, Omagh, main street, 500lb, explosion 30 minutes."[28] The office received a second warning saying "Bomb, Omagh town, 15 minutes" one minute later.[28] The next minute, the Coleraine office of the Samaritans charity received a call stating that a bomb would go off on "main street" about 200 yards (180 m) from the courthouse.[28] The recipients passed on the information to the Royal Ulster Constabulary (RUC).[28]

      BBC News stated that the police "were clearing an area near the local courthouse, 40 minutes after receiving a telephone warning, when the bomb detonated. But the warning was unclear and the wrong area was evacuated."[10] The warnings mentioned "main street" when no actual "Main Street" existed in Omagh at that time, although Market Street was the main shopping street in the town.[26] The nature of the warnings led the police to move people over to the area where the bomb was actually placed.[4][10][26][28][29] The courthouse is roughly 400 meters from the spot where the car armed with the explosive device was parked.[

      courtesy of wikipedia.

    69. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? But you would like great in a poka dot dress!

    70. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Britain has been the subject of extended terror campaigns, and I suspect that the British police are more familiar with what a genuine terror threat sounds like than the average /. reader.

      IRA terror threats were made by phone directly to the police or army. The point is to be able to blame the authorities for being too slow to evacuate people if your bomb kills someone. Throwing out a message on Twitter doesn't fit the profile of previous bombers in the UK.

      Wil he just be taken on one side and told not to be such an asshole (er, sorry, "will it be explained to him that the police need to investigate such matters, because after all, how would it have been if the threat had been real and he had carried it out? It would be helpful if he kept that in mind in future"), or will things like the airport ban remain in place?

      I would guess that they will try to get him to accept a caution. That saves the hassle of a trial, but still looks positive on the statistics.

    71. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by delinear · · Score: 1

      The important thing here is whether the person you use the threat towards could reasonably be expected to believe he/she was in danger. This also takes into account the characteristics of the victim (i.e. saying it to a big guy he's less likely to suffer harm than if you said it to a little old lady, or shouting it to someone who just cut up your car versus shouting it through someone's letter box in the dead of night).

    72. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by delinear · · Score: 1

      Exactly, the point that is often missed when talking about "rights" in the UK is that, while we don't have a written constitution, we do have several hundred years of legal precedent and enacted laws (and these are subjected to certain checks and balances, albeit these seem to be eroded over time).

    73. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by operagost · · Score: 1

      We're not the USofA so we don't have a D.A. or felonies, and he was arrested and questioned - he has not yet been trialled and indeed has not yet even been charged with anything.

      He must have been; the article says he was released on bail. Or do you hold people indefinitely without charges as well?

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    74. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, phoning before the attack shows that they really were the ones behind the attack. After the attack, any terrorist group can claim responsibility.

    75. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify ... the above does ~not~ mean that you have to physically assault someone before it becomes a crime, in Australia at least.

      "that causes another to apprehend immediate and personal violence" does not require the violence to occur, just that the person honestly believes that violence is immediately about to be imposed on them. I.e. that they are fearful for their life or wellbeing.

      So there are three situations here:

      1. Mere threat without any real hint of physical action. This would be assault in the US, but not in AU/NZ, as correctly stated by the parent post.

      2. Reasonable belief that you are about to have violence inflicted upon you in the immediate future (i.e. the next few seconds). This would be assault in AU/NZ (and the US one would assume).

      3. Actual physical violence: this is in fact 'battery' in AU/NZ, although colloquially people call it an assault. But actually assault was the fear of the violence that occurred immediately before this ... the physical act is a battery.

    76. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      All criminal cases in the UK are Regina V. Defendant.

      That's almost true, but there are rare exceptions: private prosecutions. See e.g. League Against Cruel Sports vs Tony Wright.

    77. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or perhaps wait for the fifth of november :)

      Is that a threat?

    78. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Just one or the first one?
      First they cane after the idiots and I did nothing, because I am not an idiot.
      [Fill out the rest your self]

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    79. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God save the Queen!

    80. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      In the US we do not have a verb "trialled" at all. We use "tried".

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    81. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      His stupidity and emotional reaction will serve as an example to others.

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    82. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that!

      I read a little more about it, and it seems that CPS can take over the prosecution whenever they want. I guess that means that this isn't a way we can get some of the bankers / politicians on trial for fraud, as CPS will drop the case as "not in the public interest."

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    83. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must have been a deluded self-image then because they were responsible for some of the most cowardly attacks on civilians during the entire troubles. Google 'Darkley Massacre', for example.

    84. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      I don't see the humor in saying "these airline delays suck, i'm going to commit an act of terrorism and kill thousands of people!"

      Hmmm. You're not British, are you?

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    85. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Xiph1980 · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm a Dutchy, I'm not going to clean your mess over there, that's your own duty. I'd advice though, to try and go the peaceful route first, setting up some sort of internet mob voting group or so, trying to get one of the other parties in power, something a bit more left and social.
      Besides, apart from blowing up the old baily and the house of parliament, the final "riot" mob was rather peaceful :)

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    86. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Note to mods: if you don't get the joke, that doesn't make it a troll.

      No tar mods: if you don't get the joke, that doesn't make it a troll.

      No tar mods: if you don't go to Stoke, that doesn't make it a troll.

      Know the mods: if you don't choke a goat, that doesn't make it a troll.

      No, Thomas, if you don't choke a goat that doesn't make its ass roll.

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    87. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In this case it more like question, steal all his stuff, try to make him lose his job and release (temporarily).

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    88. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah we do & it's called the CPS (Crown Prosecution Service).

    89. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They use as one proof-of-concept example how they match a user on youtube showing agressive sentiments on a football clip. Later he's identified as hooligan on a football match of his prefered team.

      How many fit their profile but weren't later identified as hooligans?

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    90. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I have mused recently on whether a private prosecution against Gary McKinnon could be taken over by the CPS and stopped as not in the public interest. I think it would allow him to plead guilty to offences under the Computer Misuse Act, secure in the knowledge that a custodial sentence would be served in the UK, and argue that double jeopardy prevented his extradition. On the other hand, if his lawyers thought that would work as a strategy they would probably have attempted it by now.

    91. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      ...sentiments on a football clip. Later he's identified as hooligan on a football match of his prefered team [emphasis mine]
      From your idioms I assume you mean soccer.

      No, I do not.

      If I break up the world in my own language, Dutch "Voetbal", or in German "Fußball" and the French "jeu de foot(ball)" for that matter, the same breakup of the word still stands: they all translate to "foot-ball".
      It's not a local bastardization or misattribution as they are considered the same thing in 4 languages based which I know are in active use.

      If I translate it to English, it's also "football".
      If I would refer to "American football", it'd add the qualifier for clarification even though around here "American football" is considered a derivative of "Rugby", so they'd refer to "football", as you seem to think about it, as "rugby" ;)

      As per definition: A speech form or an expression of a given language that is peculiar to itself grammatically or cannot be understood from the individual meanings of its elements, as in keep tabs on. I would say "soccer" is an idiom because I cannot trace back on the base of it's elements what is ment by it. Football, however, suggests the game is played by a ball and using ones feet; which is the base rule of that game, you cannot use your hands.

      So no, it's not an idiom.

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      I think we can keep recursing like this until someone returns 1
    92. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You mention CSI, but have you seen Dutch TV? I'd say one program in four is a US cop show with subtitles. Give him a break, he lives underwater!

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    93. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Threatening to assault someone in the UK does in fact constitute assault.

      What about threatening to threaten to assault them?

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    94. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by joebok · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If he sent the message to the airport or the cops or the news media, then it's a hoax. Sending a message to your friends is different. Completely different. Maybe in these times it warrants somebody following up to make sure there aren't any dots to connect - but after the facts are gathered and the police decide to press charges as if this guy was a terrorist? Had intended to shut down an airport? Irresponsible at best. How much time & effort, how many tax dollars are funding this miscarriage that could be better spent? Police actions in this case are diverting resources and making us all less safe.

    95. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by IICV · · Score: 1

      An actual idiot from Nigeria just set his pants on fire in an attempt to blow up an airplane and the government was criticized since they had "clues" but didn't act on it.

      The underwear bomber's dad walked into an American embassy and said, "My son's been hanging out with terrorists, he might have gone to Yemen for terrorist training, I'm afraid of what he might do."

      This guy posted on Twitter.

      Do you not see the orders of magnitude difference here?

    96. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In my opinion threats must be taken as seriously as the act itself. If you say "I'm gonna kill you,"

      What's the backstory? Are you physically equal to me and I just saw you trying to steal my car? Or do I know that you're a little old lady, know where you live, where you work, where you shop - and it's the 1700th time I've made that threat by a number of different channels?

      Context matters.

      six months in prison would be warranted. That'll give you an opportunity to practice self-restraint.

      You must live in a Trappist monastery if you think someone deserves hokey for mouthing off in the heat of the moment. Heck[1], there'd be that many people banged up we'd have to turn the prisons inside out and put the 100% law abiding people - both of them - on the inside.

      [1] I can use that word, right? It won't upset you, will it?

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    97. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US government was criticized. The British government wouldn't allow him to fly in or out of the UK. Someone in the British police overreacted and now some poor schmuck has been suspended from work, had his personal property taken, been subjected to interrogation and is in all of the police databases for the rest of his life. If he gets off without any kind of caution he'll be lucky. The police doing their job would have ascertained whether of not he was making a genuine threat before doing anything to ruin his year.

    98. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      No, phoning before the attack shows that they really were the ones behind the attack.

      Or somebody's trying to blame them. Somebody who has the correct code.

      After the attack, any terrorist group can claim responsibility.

      If they have the correct code.

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    99. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a call after the attack would NOT be enough. Anybody can make a call after an attack, and claim credit. Only people who know it's going to happen can make the call beforehand.

    100. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      At this point in history we need some sense of personal responsibility.

      At this particular point in history, we need a sense of humour much, much more.

    101. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An actual idiot from Nigeria just set his pants on fire in an attempt to blow up an airplane and the government was criticized since they had "clues" but didn't act on it.

      The clues they had in that case were, IMHO, considerably more substantial.

      But you seem to be falling into a fallacy that government agencies often do: that somehow, if you're pathetically lax in one case then you can average it out by being ridiculously overzealous in another.

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    102. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      say anything and leave it up to the reader to make sense of it!

      Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

    103. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      If you say "I'm gonna kill you," I don't think you deserve a life sentence but six months in prison would be warranted. That'll give you an opportunity to practice self-restraint.

      Nonsense. That is a remark we might expect from someone who takes himself way too seriously. Otherwise Steve Ballmer would have spent a few months in the slammer for simply saying "I'm gonna fucking bury Google". A sense of perspective is a Good Thing(TM).

    104. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would say "soccer" is an idiom because I cannot trace back on the base of it's elements what is ment by it.

      As I understand it, it's originally English upper class slang. The "soc" comes from "association" football. Rugby football = rugger. It's a very distant cousin of what the Americans refer to as football.

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    105. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Nabbler · · Score: 1

      That people on slashdot are actually defending the behavior of the cops shows you how deep britain has sunk, I'm glad I'm not living there, what with all the expensive moving and finding a new country to stay. You see the same idiocy in the case of similar nonsense in the US though, and many other countries, it's pretty widespread, and freaking shocking, but britain has collected enough points in my eyes to warrant seriously considering the big move-and-tearing-up-passport decision.

    106. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      And how many is that, exactly?

    107. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by dgatwood · · Score: 0, Troll

      Just to pick nits, he never said he was going to kill anyone. He could just as easily have rented a Ryder truck, loaded it up with explosives, gotten somebody to drive a getaway car, pulled it up to the front door of the airport at three in the morning (assuming that the airport shuts down at night), gotten in the car, and triggered it with a phone call once at a safe distance. It would completely shut down the airport with no real chance of killing anybody.

      Further, it would not qualify as terrorism because:

      • No humans were targetted.
      • No innocent third parties were attacked (the airport was not an arbitrary target, but rather the source of the anger).
      • It is not intended to create fear, but rather to exact revenge.
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    108. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Then you have dudes with rusty rifles hiding in mountains and engaging in sporadic fire fights with an overpowering foreign occupation force -- complete with heavy armor and utter air superiority -- that overrun their country. They too apparently are "terrorists", albeit of the "cowardly unlawful combatant" type (whatever nonsense that is supposed to mean).

      This is the thing which annoys me - if a foreign power had invaded my country, trying to impose its beliefs on my family and friends, you could bet that I would be in the mountains with my rusty rifles, taking cheap shots at whichever enemy armed forces came my way.

      I guess whoever it was who said that "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" had it right. A terrorist is not defined by his actions, but rather by who he is acting against.

      Sigh.

    109. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      In every way that matters. The word you're looking for is intent. Calling up a talk radio station, you are clearly taking a deliberate action to make the world hear your message. With Twitter, although it might be available to the whole world, it is typically read only by people who know you, with few exceptions. Thus, most people don't think of Twitter or Facebook as intent to broadcast the information to the world.

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    110. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by tomcrick · · Score: 1

      Oh dear, saying that you'll blow up an airport (in jest or otherwise) may get you into trouble - see above article...

    111. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      because neither bin laden, the taliban, or any of their kind ever make public statements?

      I might be wrong, but as far as I'm aware they don't often make statements that:

          Refer to (in advance) to a specific target

          Give away the identity of the operative (in advance)

          Give an approximate date (contingent upon meteorological conditions)

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    112. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They may not have charged him, but he's already been punished. They've nicked all his stuff and seem to be making a decent attempt at losing him his job.

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    113. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll tell you what, if I hear another case of the Police overreacting like this I swear I'll ...
      ummmmm ...
      I'll write a strongly worded letter to my MP.

      Unless they've banned that too.

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    114. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Tor, I2P, and thousands of anonymising proxies all over the web.

      I'd imagine that posting a bomb threat from an anonymized IP is a very good way to get police (and other, possibly more competent organizations) apeshit, and rather intent on finding your sorry ass.

    115. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The Home Secretary has the power to veto any extradition request. For example some Russians have been given leave to stay in the UK on the grounds that they won't get a fair trial if they're sent back. Similarly there's a particularly vicious member of the Albanian secret police living at public expense at the moment.

      Unfortunately the Home Secretary is Alan Johnson, and he's an assclown. This berk - he can presumably just about read, since he used to be a postman - recently fired his scientific adviser (with decades of research experience and more qualifications than I can list) for giving the wrong answer to a question about drugs. Wrong being roughly defined defined as not the answer the bloody megalomanic asked for.

      All sounds a bit Soviet Union to me.

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    116. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by rainer_d · · Score: 1

      Or somebody who read the tweet reported it. In fact, from the Telegraph areticle (linked from the RA), police acted on "a tip-off from a member of the public".

      This can mean a lot. In my book, it could also mean that some sort of data-mining bot had found the tweet and flagged it for review.
      Crediting a "member of the public" is an easy ruse to divert attention away from intelligence services (MIx, GCHQ).

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    117. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I'm a Dutchy, I'm not going to clean your mess over there, that's your own duty.

      Wow, arrogant much?

      We'll remember that next time the German's come and steal all your bikes.

      You might want to take a look closer to home. You seem to have moslamic crazy's running round stabbing anyone they don't like over there.

    118. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      2000 years of common law is what the UK has.

      You suck at either history or maths. Possibly both.

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    119. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "It's been UK police policy for at least two decades [...] His post could have been a joke, or it could have been a crazy person who actually meant it. It's the job of the police to check which it is, and that may include arresting him."

      That would seem quite a good policy. It's only that is *NOT* UK police policy as per the current example.

      It's more "arrest first, then check" than the other way around.

    120. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Have you ever lived in the UK? When I was growing up, the IRA (you know, the terrorist organisation that was very active in the UK for much of the last century) phoned in bomb threats fairly regularly."

      Yeah... and certainly they didn't phone the police, identified themselves as the IRA, even exchanged some not so generally known tokens to ascertain that it was indeed IRA and then made an exact description about was going about to happen... Nah... they used a random public forum, let the individual to identify himself to be easily captured and told a week in advance so police could discretely counter.

      Yeah... so I thought.

    121. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "All criminal cases in the UK are Regina V. Defendant."

      Even in times of Henry V?

    122. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

      ETA, the only remaining active terrorist group in Europe, still sadly does that. The purpose is not just claiming "ownership" of the gig, as much as it is to attract policemen to the scent. Often they would report a slightly different location and a slightly off time, in an attempt to catch a cop or two. In their perverted minds, it seems like a policeman is less of a person than a random guy who just happened to walk by.

    123. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Cederic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually true Rugby Football fans refer to Rugby as Football at times, and refer to Football as Association Football.

      It can get complicated :)

    124. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      In the UK verbal intimidation can be an assault. No physical interaction is required.

      I wont comment on whether that's a good thing or not, and I can't be arsed to quote the case law that backs me up.

    125. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I thought it was 'freedom of expression' rather than freedom of speech.

      I interpret that as meaning I'm allowed to stick two fingers up at the police. I'm kind of hoping that they agree ;)

    126. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this straight... a guy who wasn't doing anything illegal should feel compelled to act in complete anonymity on a social networking site where he's presumably linked to is real-life friends out of fear that representatives of the state will arrest him for his words. ..and you think that this is entirely reasonable?

    127. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I guess whoever it was who said that "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" had it right. A terrorist is not defined by his actions, but rather by who he is acting against.

      There are numerous cases that confirm this, when the "terrorist" designation of various groups would be revoked or reinstated as alliances change. For an example, the Kosovo Liberation Army was listed as a terrorist group by virtually all Western governments. It was de-listed in 1998 by US and UK when preparations for a military intervention on KLA side in the Kosovo conflict began, and they started to pressure other countries (most specifically France) to do the same thing.

      For more of that, you can look at virtually any place in the Middle East. It's worth bearing in mind, for example, that Taliban is originally the more extreme wing of Afghani mujahideen "freedom fighters", fighting against Soviets.

      I'm anxiously awaiting as to when Chechen insurgents will be re-designated from "freedom fighters" to "terrorists" in Western press, now that they have proclaimed the establishment of the "Islamic Caucasus Emirate", and declared war against all Western governments.

    128. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Actually true Rugby Football fans refer to Rugby as Football at times, and refer to Football as Association Football.

      It can get complicated :)

      Rugby League or Rugby Union?

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    129. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Document · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My mother survived the Birmingham pub bombings of the IRA in '74. She was in the theatre next door, where the wall collapsed, creating a stampede, which accounts for a few of the 21 people dead. As a fifteen year old, she very intelligently crawled under her seat, but still had to climb over two dead bodies in order to get out of the theatre.

      She will tell you that economic damage does little to strike fear in the hearts of the public than the threat of life. Deep down (she says) we all want to survive, even if that means as cave men.

      I'm just happy that I've never had to live through an experience like that.

    130. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      There is only Rugby Football. That league stuff is a poor imitation of the true game.

    131. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      You are current as the surveillance cameras monitoring the headquarters of both the MPAA and RIAA clearly show that most have not, as of yet, been released. I repeat, most have NOT been released. Return to condition brown...

    132. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yes, here in Oz we have a constitution but nobody knows or cares what it says. Free speech in Oz is a tradition not a law.

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    133. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me most people in Europe would agree with the "troll" so perhaps not so much of a troll then? The idiot deserves whatever he has coming.

    134. Re:What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by jecblackpepper · · Score: 1

      He has been arrested and questioned. The police have no reason to justify holding him in custody and have not yet determined if he should be charged or not, so they have released him on bail while they continue their investigations. While he remains innocent until proven guilty, until the charges are dropped he will remain under caution and so has been released on police bail and must return to the police station at a future date.

      See Bail

  4. Living in fear by naeone · · Score: 1

    My car tyres are flat and I have go to the garage to blow them up. what should i do ?

    1. Re:Living in fear by draco664 · · Score: 1

      Ask the fully armed and dangerously paranoid chaps who will be at your door shortly. Be polite.

    2. Re:Living in fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car tyres are flat and I have go to the garage to blow them up. what should i do ?

      You should take the bus, of course. I have a much more serious problem, I'm so horny I'm about to explode, but my blow-up doll is flat! Somebody blow up my blow-up doll, please! If you're a sexy adult female (I'll even take a MILF!), post your naughty pic on 4chan and post your blow job application here. Cheers!

      Explosively yours,
      XOX

    3. Re:Living in fear by internewt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My car tyres are flat and I have go to the garage to blow them up. what should i do ?

      Could be worse, for me it's just the left hand rear tire, aka LHR. Could you imagine how lazy pigs fishing for leads (on twitter, FFS[1]) would react to "I need to blow up the LHR"?

      [1] "Yeah sarge, just found out about 'da bomb'. It's going down at chelle97's mum's flat this weekend. It was on that Al-Taliban site, myspace".

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    4. Re:Living in fear by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well done on inflating the situation.

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    5. Re:Living in fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well done on inflating the situation.

      I'm rapidly tiring of this tread. Thread. Shoot. No!

    6. Re:Living in fear by TapeCutter · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm not sure where you get the idea "lazy pigs" were "fishing for leads on twitter" but you're example is what cops would term being a smart arse. There is an unofficial procedure cops have for dealing with smart arses. I have no doubt that one day you will find out what that procedure is.

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    7. Re:Living in fear by bytesex · · Score: 1

      'You are da bomb baby, and I'm going to totally blow you.' Well no, not /you/.

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    8. Re:Living in fear by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Go to the garage and blow them up.

      Are you suggesting that this guy was actually taking about reinflating Robin Hood airport? From the context, he was talking about using explosives to destroy the place. Yes, it was a joke but the meaning was exactly what they claim.

    9. Re:Living in fear by professorguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's interesting that in this thread you posted an actual THREAT.

      "We will use illegal detention and questioning to harass you." sure sounds like a threat to me. If a law officer had made it, he'd be an ex-officer, because I WOULD KILL HIM.

      Now someone do me.

    10. Re:Living in fear by maxume · · Score: 1

      The use kid gloves, right, to try to convince the smart arse that they aren't a bunch of goddamn authoritarian apes, right?

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    11. Re:Living in fear by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      It's not a threat, it's a prediction. If I was a cop and actually said what you put in quote marks it would be a threat. If I was a cop and said what I did, it would be a veiled threat. The fact that I'm not a cop totally fucks up any hint of logic in your accusation.

      Also in your attempt to make an idle threat in your post you were using a hypothetical situation and a non-specific officer, therefore even though you capitalised the words your attempt failed miserably.

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  5. Typical.. by malkavian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of the way the world is heading. As I keep harping on about, and wish the politicians (and the police) would understand. Orwell's 1984 is a warning, not a "HOWTO manual".
    By the standard they've set on this, most of the populace should be under arrest by dint of the anti-terror laws, which over here in the UK are draconian, misguided and completely over the top.
    It really comes to something when we need to worry more about our own police and politicians than we ever would about a terror attack.

    1. Re:Typical.. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Honestly, I'm not sure which side I'm on. The guy makes a joke on twitter, which is public and made for raw information without context. It is akin to write a tag saying the same thing in front of the airport. It is normal for police to investigate, I really don't blame them there. They quickly saw there was nothing to it. I prefer to criticize the airport (who banned the man for life) and his company which suspended him for a lack of common sense.

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    2. Re:Typical.. by Uranium-238 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Frankly this is no different to making a threat against someone's life or any other kind of threat that would entail crime.

    3. Re:Typical.. by MartinSchou · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The guy makes a joke on twitter, which is public

      His tweets are protected.

    4. Re:Typical.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, they are.

      The government will "protect" his tweets for the rest of his life.

    5. Re:Typical.. by LingNoi · · Score: 0

      no shit! After you get taken in by the police I'd turn off public tweets too.

    6. Re:Typical.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is different in the scale of the threat and in the level of government involvement and money that will be spent to intervene. I see frankly no reason a bomb threat out of context should be assumed to be a joke. Are we going to tell Al Qaeda to say, "Just Kidding!" after every threat? This guy didn't even give that much indication that it was a joke according to TFA. Even causing a public panic or attempting to cause one is a serious crime, even if they couldn't tie him to a motive or a means to actually act on the threat.

    7. Re:Typical.. by BountyX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      UK basically has a nationwide proxy. The following ISPs share a proxy (Virgin Media, Be/O2/Telefonica, EasyNet/UK Online, PlusNet, Demon and Opal). I believe the government announced the execution of this plan mid last year (sorry too tired to link you). Long story short, the info was prob. sniffed before it got to twitter.

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    8. Re:Typical.. by internewt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Frankly this is no different to making a threat against someone's life or any other kind of threat that would entail crime.

      But he didn't threaten anyone, unless you have the reading comprehension of a child and cannot see a joke when one is presented to you.... oh yeah, this is the same police that recently had to lower their testing pass mark as they weren't getting enough recruits. Looks like that policy's working!

      The guy from TFA made the mistake of saying something that allowed the pigs to use powers that if they don't use, they might lose!

      "Can't have that training be wasted" said police PR spokesman H. Himmler.

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    9. Re:Typical.. by Jurily · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right. Because we all know, everyone is serious on the internet.

      Nobody should be arrested because the authorities don't have a sense of humor.

    10. Re:Typical.. by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      "politicians (and the police) would understand. Orwell's 1984 is a warning, not a "HOWTO manual"."

      But a warning for whom? Certainly not for callous powermongers, because at least in that book, Big Brother wins. And runs (sick, sad, twisted) victory laps in eternity. At least that's how I read it.

      One cannot buy into the premise that some people should decide what's good for all people, and accept a minority owning the majority figuratively and literally, and then expect any other outcome in the long run?

      IMHO we shouldn't wish for politicians to understand anything, we should seek for the people to care for themselves and one another more than they do. To condemn Big Brother is like explaining cancer cells how they actually *ought* to behave... instead of explaining that to the immune system as long as there is still anything left of it.

      I know this is off-topic and honestly, it just feels good to say it so I did =)

    11. Re:Typical.. by krou · · Score: 4, Informative

      Umm, actually, that's not what happened (at least, that's not what was reported). As this news article makes clear, 'On 13 January, after apparently receiving a tip-off from a member of the public, police arrived at Mr Chambers' office.' Although, that doesn't make it any better to know that people have now been so conditioned in the UK that they've become snoops.

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    12. Re:Typical.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where they already before he posted the "threat"?

    13. Re:Typical.. by arethuza · · Score: 1

      I recommend Charles Stross's "sequel" to 1984 to see how things might actually turn out in the end.

    14. Re:Typical.. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      cannot see a joke when one is presented to you

      I'm a Police Officer, you insensitive clod!

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    15. Re:Typical.. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1
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      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    16. Re:Typical.. by dakameleon · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm s clod, you insensitive plod*!

      *(british slang)

      --
      Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
    17. Re:Typical.. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Ok, forget what I said, the police is nuts as well. The guy is a bit irresponsible but this is really blown out or proportions.

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      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    18. Re:Typical.. by malkavian · · Score: 1

      Alas, the only reference I can find to this is the story "Big Brother Iron", which is solely held in the collected works "Toast: And other rusted futures". Seems to be out of print here in the UK, with a paperback at near £20, and the hardback between £50 and 75.
      I'll keep trawling, as that sounds like a very interesting story! Thanks for the heads up, and a new author to check out.

    19. Re:Typical.. by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      It takes a major moron to think that making a joke about a bomb threat in today's world isn't the dumbest frickin thing to do. Duh. How about some common sense.

    20. Re:Typical.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It really comes to something when we need to worry more about our own police and politicians than we ever would about a terror attack.

      Well it seems quite obvious that the terrorists have won - People are afraid in their own countries and homes, looking over their shoulder all the time.

      Blow up a couple of skyscrapers - Watch the 'West world' consume itself with paranoia and descent into a fascist hell.

    21. Re:Typical.. by Aceticon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For a long while, the police in the UK has been set targets for number of arrests/convictions, number of crimes within certain categories and other such targets.

      The natural change of the behaviour of the police officers as a followup of these targets was:
      - The police started arresting people for things that previously were dealth with informally, for example, if a kid throws a stone and breaks a glass window he can now end in court: in the past, the local copper would typically have a serious talk with him, take him to his parents, get them to pay for repairs and that was it.
      - The police started pushing people to accept "Cautions" which are a formal admission of guild for minor crimes which does not require going to Court: this does create a Criminal Record for a person which might very well ruin their lives (for example, a Nursing Student got one of those because she was drunk and misbehaving, which resulted in her not being able to find any work as a nurse since she now had a criminal record).
      - The police started misreporting crimes (as being in a less serious category) or even avoiding reporting them altogether (I know of a at least one case where a bag was snatched from a baby-buggy which was left unattended and the police refused to file the case because "nobody saw the bag being taken from the baby-buggy, so how do we know you didn't lost it").

      At the same time, the increased bureaucratic overhead of keeping track of all those targets meant more time behind the desk and less time on the beat of the cops.

      This resulted in people loosing trust in the Police. The familiar, well-liked and trusted local "bob" (the police officer that does the rounds in a neighbourhood) that knew and was known by the people in his beat (usually having a "fair but firm" image) was replaced by a group of guys in uniform which don't know you and you don't know them, with most people not wanting to interact with unless they really have to (they way the law is now, they can pretty much arrest you for not being properly polite). The cops themselfs have become distant and distrusting in reaction - they adopted a Us vs Them mentality.

      The cops were taken out of the community and the community was taken out of the cops.

      Under this environment, is hardly surprising that most good people don't want to join the Police Force anymore: while
      in the past police officers were respected and trusted as wise users of the power they had (mostly prefering persuasion rather than force), nowadays they're mostly feared, distrusted and disliked.

      The sad bit is that the old soft target of "making people fell safe" was much better than whatever hard targets they set for the police nowadays.

    22. Re:Typical.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is right , every time someone made a joke to one of his friends should he be arrested? , this is crap.
      www.freezlo.com

    23. Re:Typical.. by arethuza · · Score: 1

      Have a look at "A Colder War", which is in both Toast and Wireless (both excellent collections, even with this story appearing in both). You can also read in online at http://www.infinityplus.co.uk/stories/colderwar.htm

    24. Re:Typical.. by asylumx · · Score: 1

      If it was a joke, it wasn't a very good one. People keep saying it was a joke but typically a joke should be somewhat funny and this tweet really wasn't funny at all. I don't feel at all threatened by it, but clearly somebody did.

    25. Re:Typical.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Because the UK is so unique in this....

      so-i-got-arrested-by-the-swat-team-last-night

    26. Re:Typical.. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      is normal for police to investigate, I really don't blame them there. They quickly saw there was nothing to it.

      Not true - he's on bail, and may yet be charged. They've also stolen, sorry, confiscated his mobile phone, home computer and laptop.

    27. Re:Typical.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you weren't aware we actually have billboards up with number to call.

      they include images of a wheelie bins in a normal looking street (i guess the idea being to root though each others trash).

      i would include a link but frankly the whole idea disgusts me and i've already thought about it long enough.

      (on a similar note i saw an advert of a recycling bin full of bottles where the message was not 'yay! recycling is good and fun and groovy' but actually 'my, don't you drink alot!') /rant

    28. Re:Typical.. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I'm not sure which side I'm on. The guy makes a joke on twitter, which is public and made for raw information without context.

      One of those words does not belong in this sentence. (Hint: I emphasiszed it for you.)
      If you take stuff on Twitter serious, you should be going to a mental hospital right now.
      In fact if you can find any real information at all in a Twitter post, you should already be in intense counseling.

      It is akin to write a tag saying the same thing in front of the airport.

      No it is not. Why? Because Twitter is not an airport!
      It’t’s a “‘tardpord” (in Idiocracy speak). Which explains why the British Police was listening in. ^^
      Which explains the behavior of the British Police too. ;)

      Also, you’re already starting from the wrong and twisted base assumption, that it would be ok to do anything more than a weird look, when someone makes a bomb threat JOKE in front of the airport.

      Sorry, but all this because of how many? Five incidents or so? With nothing bad happening in nearly all of them?? (And they all being vastly overblown. Yes, they all. In the week of 9/11 tenthousand indians died in a giant landslide/flood thing. Nobody cared! Even I can’t remember what exactly it was. I just will remember it forever because of how shocking it was how wrong those priorities were.)

      With that amount of “terrorism”, especially relative to just about everything out there, like the number of people the war in Iraq and Afghanistan killed, the number of car accidents, the damage that it did that New Orleans was just plain ignored, etc, “terrorism” has so little noteworthyness, that I can openly and without shame say that:

      THERE IS NO TERRORISM!

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    29. Re:Typical.. by b0bby · · Score: 1

      At least the Canadian police, after responding to the perceived threat, had the sense to see that it was a mistake and released him with no further repercussions. I'd say that they did their job properly; you could question the need for so many officers, but it would depend on what they were told originally. The important thing, though, is dropping it once it's clear there was a misunderstanding.

    30. Re:Typical.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he should have added ‘lol’, ‘jk’, or ‘;)’ at the end of the twitter to give it a sarcastic/joking context? Then maybe the police would have ignored it?

    31. Re:Typical.. by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      I didn't get his joke at all. I mean...it wasn't even close to being funny.

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      Don't take life so seriously. No one makes it out alive.
    32. Re:Typical.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet is serious business.

    33. Re:Typical.. by delinear · · Score: 1

      Charlie also indicated that he intended to release Toast free for download under a creative commons download on his blog last year. Unfortunately I couldn't find any further info on this so not sure if it ever happened, but I can highly recommend his books (and his blog).

    34. Re:Typical.. by BountyX · · Score: 1

      Ah the importance of RTFA. Thanks for reminding me =)

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    35. Re:Typical.. by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Orwell's 1984 is a warning, not a "HOWTO manual".

      You should sell bumper stickers. You might get arrested for dissent though...

    36. Re:Typical.. by Uranium-238 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying I agreed with the Police, just saying that if you make any sort of joke/threat you will be arrested. Like if I say to my wife "Honey if you don't hurry the fuck up I'm going to kill you!" you will be arrested even if you're not being serious.

    37. Re:Typical.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      They quickly saw there was nothing to it.

      TFA says he was suspended from work and banned from the airport in question, so apparently, at least two "they"s thought there was something to it.

      Furthermore, he was only let out on bail, rather than set free, so clearly the police are pursuing an investigation. They have given no indication whatsoever that they have realized there's "nothing to it".

    38. Re:Typical.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      for example, a Nursing Student got one of those because she was drunk and misbehaving

      (Emphasis mine.) Just playing devil's advocate for a moment... don't you think any part of that was her fault? I mean, I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure "I was drunk" is not a valid legal defense for any crime...

      . .. and maybe next time she'll think twice before getting drunk, because she might do something stupid again.

      To be honest, I'm not really seeing a downside to your example situation ;)

    39. Re:Typical.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I don't really think it matters whether his joke was actually funny; it was clearly intended as a joke, and people should be free to make stupid jokes as much as they want without fear of getting hunted down by the thought police.

    40. Re:Typical.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      While I agree that shouting "I'm going to blow up this airport in 7 days" in the middle of an airport security line would be a stupid thing to do, and while I also agree that this guy's joke wasn't actually funny, I think it's important to realize that he clearly didn't intend to make a threat, and that it was a comment made on a communication medium made specifically to communicate spur-of-the-moment snippets of thought, and as such we shouldn't be arresting him for it.

    41. Re:Typical.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were the police, given the current climate where you can't win for trying, I'd always take the safer route. If you don't investigate seemingly nonsensical threats and it turns out to be something, you get lambasted and lose your job. If you do and it turns out to be nothing, you get lambasted and lose your job. Therefore, I'll take the safer route knowing I'll get lambasted and lose my job either way. How many times has someone gone of the deep end and started shooting and we've looked back as a society and said "all the signs were there"? Sarcasm and cynicism don't exactly come through in plain text.

    42. Re:Typical.. by Entropy98 · · Score: 1

      Depends on what "misbehaving" means. In some places being drunk and loud can get you a disorderly conduct charge. You really cant make a judgment on whether it was her fault, or if anything even happened, if you don't know what the story is.

    43. Re:Typical.. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I know, I'm just pointing out that the given example could have been entirely justified, so it wasn't a good example.

    44. Re:Typical.. by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      This example comes from part of an expose in BBC, I believe it was with Panorama.

      Basically the lady in question was just being loud and unpolite. Had the case gone to court they would have let her go with a "stern warning". Instead, the cops convinced her to sign a "Caution" without explaining her that it was in fact a formal admission of guilt that goes into one's Criminal Record.

    45. Re:Typical.. by mr+exploiter · · Score: 1

      That the internet is a huge joke to you doesn't mean that nothing in the internet should be taken serious. If you're an adult and people take seriously a threat you made, you should be responsible.

  6. Re:This happens weekly by laura20 · · Score: 1

    Dude, read the story. It wasn't at an airport; it was on Twitter.

  7. Robin Hood airport by benwiggy · · Score: 1

    Celebrating 800 years of political violence in the Nottingham area!

    1. Re:Robin Hood airport by hanabal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      think about this for a second. here's a list of many of the more famous British historical figures: Robin Hood (local thief and gang leader), Guy Fawkes (Terrorist), Henry VIII (Killed 2-3 of his wives), Jack the Ripper (Serial Killer)

    2. Re:Robin Hood airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey - it's in Leicestershire you insensitive clod!

  8. sigh by abigsmurf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is depressing as hell to be a British citizen.

    You get arrested then released without charge, the police take and store your DNA. The EU human rights court says this is illegal and wrong, Labour say they don't care.

    You get accused of a sexual offence, it gets recorded. Even if the accusation is entirely baseless and the person who made it is jailed for making it, you'll still have it on your record. Good luck getting a job with children when that accusation is revealed to a potential employer. Even worse, the government can put a court order on these that make it illegal for an employer to reveal why you failed a background check. You're given no legal recourse to this, even if a mistake has been made and you're accidentally added to the register.

    You can have (consensual) kinky sex, but if you video it, you're a sex offender. You can be 18 and have sex with a 17 year old legally but videotape it, you're a sex offender. Draw two stickpeople having sex, label one of them as being 17, you guessed it, you're a sex offender.

    Organise a protest criticising against soldier in Afganistan and Iraq? That'll be declared illegal and you'll be arrested on public decency charges.

    Being held 30 days without charge? Not enough! We must change the law to make it 90 days! After all, you wouldn't have been arrested it you weren't guilty!

    It's rather depressing that Labour are supposedly the left leaning of the two main parties. I would hope that the Conservatives would cancel some of these laws when they're in power but I doubt it. Removing laws is pretty hard and the tabloids would crucify them.

    1. Re:sigh by zwei2stein · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (Leftist party is kind of expected to make such draconian laws in order to "protect" public: it is the very essence of being nanny state.)

      You know what is actually depressing about this?

      People do nothing about it. Chances are, joe sixpack is not going to be bothered by it because chances are he is not going to be bitten by such law. Because as long as you sheep your way throught life and spend evening watching telly, you are safe. All it takes is to simply allow some freedom taken away - freedoms which ordinary people rarely make uses of it is not surprising they are not bothered by disappearance of them.

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      -- Technology for the sake of technology is as pathetic as eschewing technology because it's technology.
    2. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's rather depressing that Labour are supposedly the left leaning of the two main parties. I would hope that the Conservatives would cancel some of these laws when they're in power but I doubt it. Removing laws is pretty hard and the tabloids would crucify them.

      Even when the Conservatives are elected, the tabloids will still be in power.

    3. Re:sigh by dugeen · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. But where else is there to go where they speak English and don't have conscription or identity cards? The US - nope, it's support our troops or get out over there too. Australia - rampant net censorship. New Zealand - pray-as-you-go welfare.

    4. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is depressing as hell to be a British citizen.

      It's depressing as hell to be a citizen of any western country because this is going to happen everywhere in the western so-called civilized world. Unless nobody noticed that, we had police abuse in the USA, the UK, Canada, Netherlands, Germany, Italy, France, Greece and other countries. I'm not completely sure if that's a side effect of the global market, but the evidence of it is overwhelming and it is the main reason why I refused to have children: the world is going to see the worst dystopian novels come true in a few years and I would not want to see my sons live such a miserable life.

    5. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada?

    6. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweden?

    7. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Britain hasn't had the best reputation in history. Should this kind of thing surprise us? What are the odds of Britain having a revolution?

    8. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deutschland?

    9. Re:sigh by rve · · Score: 5, Informative

      (Leftist party is kind of expected to make such draconian laws in order to "protect" public: it is the very essence of being nanny state.)

      I think you're projecting the American situation on another country.

      What it means to be 'liberal' or 'conservative' can be vastly different depending where you are. In mainland Europe 'Liberals' tend to favor more freedom (hence the name liberal) at the expense of having less order and safety, while conservatives tend to favor more order and security at the expense of more repression.

      You might find that the conservative vs liberal divide is (as far as I'm aware) uniquely American.

      Some anecdotal evidence:

      In Turkey, conservatives struggle to protect the strict separation of religion and state against liberals who wish to relax it. Where I live, conservative Christian politicians find their natural allies in the Green party, both wanting to roll the country back to some mythical idyllic past when it looked the way either God or Mother Nature intended, homosexuals join extreme right wing parties (because they feel threatened by Muslim immigration), liberals aim to restrict government interference in people's lives while conservatives wish the government to protect us from every real and imaginary threat conceivable.

    10. Re:sigh by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      Britain hasn't had the best reputation in history.

      Compared to what? It's been a colonial power but not as brutal as many of the others. It's been a stable democracy with respect for the rule of law for centuries, whilst other European countries were still absolute monarchies.

      We gave the world Magna Carta and the Bill of Rights. There's plenty in our histyory to be proud of. Other parts, not so good but that goes for pretty much anywhere.

    11. Re:sigh by internewt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just boils down to the fact that a one dimensional, or even binary, way of measuring political points of view does doesn't work.

      Well, it works for one group: the American ruling class.

      Whilst the electorate are busy slagging off the other side, the ruling class pretty much get all they want. They might have to bring things in slowly, or policies might need a few attempts at bringing in (lip service to democracy), but sooner or later they'll get their way.

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    12. Re:sigh by Barefoot+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. But where else is there to go where they speak English and don't have conscription or identity cards? The US - nope, it's support our troops or get out over there too. Australia - rampant net censorship. New Zealand - pray-as-you-go welfare.

      Let's see... Zimbabwe's right out. I would suggest Oz or NZ but you already discounted those. South Africa could be a good option, although the affirmative action is overboard. That leaves... Canada!

    13. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With an election looming it would be nice to see some of these issues on the agenda, why aren't they?

      No-one seems to care.

      The Tories say they are opposed to compulsory ID cards but only because of cost not for any civil liberty reasons.

      The only party that seems to be against all this is the Lib Dems, their leader (whoever he is) saying he'd go to jail than carry an ID card.

    14. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get arrested then released without charge, the police take and store your DNA. The EU human rights court says this is illegal and wrong, Labour say they don't care.

      Firstly, the European Court of Human Rights isn't an EU institution. Secondly, the law to replace to amend the DNA retention rules to comply with the court ruling is being debated today. It depresses me that hardly anyone even seems to have noticed.

    15. Re:sigh by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What are the odds of Britain having a revolution?

      I'd settle for a moderate political party to vote for. Take a look at the major choices in England at the next election, and some of the minor parties that have attracted significant public attention:

      • Labour: Demonstrably clueless, got us into this mess in the first place, willing to ignore court rulings that their policies are illegal, willing to fire scientists who openly say the evidence doesn't support the policy, basically just about the worst of all worlds.
      • Conservatives: Change direction faster than a sportsman running up the field, and tend to back big business (and any dubious employment practices, failed business models, and the like that come with it) way too much.
      • Liberal Democrats: Actually think we should have more socialism, and the canonical example of politicians thinking that "fair" just means "screwing people who probably aren't going to vote for us anyway".
      • Greens: Still trying to pretend they aren't a one-issue party, still with policies that sound nice until you have to deal with the non-environmental consequences.
      • UKIP: Some of their policies sound quite respectable, if only I believed they actually meant what they said and weren't just a more socially acceptable BNP.
      • BNP: [This entry has been removed by the Godwin filter.]

      Short of founding my own political party or supporting someone else who does, it looks like those are going to be my choices in this constituency at the general election later this year. By the way, I really dislike negative campaigning, and I find it deeply regrettable that the only way I can find to characterise the parties at the moment is by which aspects of their policies I dislike. I'm not sure I've seen a single policy announcement from any of them yet that actually made me nod and think "Yes, that's a good idea, someone should give that a try".

      Our political system seems to have been pushing more and more toward the extremes in recent years, and then each party makes some token grab for the centre ground in the last few months of an election campaign. We're already starting to see this since the new year.

      Maybe someone does need to found a moderate, relatively central party, that advocates realistic policies (and explains why, if those policies are unpalatable), supports the genuinely needy but without subsidising slackers, promotes competition in the markets but without letting big business get away with things just because it's big...? If recent conversations are anything to go by, almost everyone I know would vote for such a party rather than any of the current lot, and taken in isolation you'd probably say the people I know cover a wide spectrum of political opinion!

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    16. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just boils down to the fact that a one dimensional, or even binary, way of measuring political points of view does doesn't work.

      Well, it works for one group: the American ruling class.

      Is that the multi-dimensional way of describing the world you were referring to?

    17. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I broke one of those laws last night, and almost broke a second. Best tell her what sort of guy shes going out with...

    18. Re:sigh by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Not particularly likely, for a variety of different reasons.

      For one, most people attribute most of these problems to the current government, as opposed to the system of government. There is a general election coming this year and people think that will change things.

      Also, the areas of the UK that have traditionally been most ill-content with the way the country is governed now have devolved parliaments, and are to some degree in charge of their own affairs. Scotland, for example, has its own control over policing, crime and the legal system, and as a consequence we don't have many of the problems mentioned above. In most cases, records are removed from our DNA database if a person is found not guilty, for example.

    19. Re:sigh by netpixie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What on earth has this got to do with TFA?

      Yes there are a large number of reasons to be depressed about British law.

      This is *not* one of them.

      In this case a twat broke a sensible, reasonable, well-thought-out law and is paying the price.

      Case closed.

    20. Re:sigh by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      "It's rather depressing that Labour are supposedly the left leaning of the two main parties."

      Labour were, "New" Labour never were.

    21. Re:sigh by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Also, the areas of the UK that have traditionally been most ill-content with the way the country is governed now have devolved parliaments, and are to some degree in charge of their own affairs. Scotland, for example, has its own control over policing, crime and the legal system, and as a consequence we don't have many of the problems mentioned above. In most cases, records are removed from our DNA database if a person is found not guilty, for example.

      Yet the Scottish and Welsh MPs are still able to vote in Westminster on matters that don't concern their constituents.

      Can we have a parliament representing England's interests, please?

    22. Re:sigh by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Lib Dems haven't a hope of getting in.

      They have some very good policies but they openly admit they'd raise taxes to enact many of them. Which given that we've spent the last 13 years having the most noticeable taxes cut (Income tax is lower), every other tax has gone through the roof and this has not gone unnoticed.

    23. Re:sigh by internewt · · Score: 1

      The oversimplification of the complexities of politics down to "being a liberal" or "being a conservative" plays into the hands of the ruling class.

      It isn't that simple, and never can be. And by debating within those terms, it wastes time that could be used to discuss alternatives. Those alternatives are generally a threat to the status quo.

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    24. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lib Dem is the only way to vote, even if you disagree with their social policies. They appear to believe freedom is something vaguely important, unlike Labour and the conservatives. Their government probably won't ruin the country. But most importantly, they support proportional representation. So if you vote Lib Dem, and they win, the next election you can vote for whoever you actually want to win, regardless of how unlikely they are to. The first priority has to be to get rid of first past the post.

    25. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Labour (as opposed to the actual left wing Labour party, which they destroyed) are not left-leaning and never have been. The term Labour is there for appearances (Deomcrats, Republicans anyone).The only disagreement between Tony Blair and Thatcher was over Europe - Blair so wants to be a president, Thatcher wants the UK to remain a US colony. Thatcher regarded New Labour as her proudest achievement. New Labour has decided to piratise the National Health service, something Thatcher didn't dare do. Coincidentally, the Tory candidate for Health Secretary has received about £21000 from a private health care company and this is before they have reached office. The ID card nonsense also started in earnest under the Tory governments prior to New Labour. So if you think there will be a change when they are voted in, you are extremely naive. We live in a one party state, and the electorate are periodically allowed to choose the figureheads. The troughing continues uninterrupted.

    26. Re:sigh by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Organise a protest criticising against soldier in Afganistan and Iraq? That'll be declared illegal and you'll be arrested on public decency charges.

      If you mean the extremist Muslims who wanted to stage a protest more or less alongside the coffins of servicemen being brought home at Wootton Basset, I think it was largely done to protect them from the inevitable reaction to their crass stupidity.

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    27. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > joe sixpack

      Actually, I don't think the Average US Citizen lives in the UK. Similarly, we rarely - if ever - refer to our government as "Uncle Sam".

      You're right though - we really should stop modelling law & order, and public response to such, on the American system.

    28. Re:sigh by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      I'm all in favour of an English parliament, and I think most Scots would be open to the idea, but by all accounts the English electorate don't want one. England is hugely apathetic to the idea of devolution, presumably because of their historical dominance in the Commons. It even took a Scottish MP to highlight the fact that this might be an issue!

      What I'm curious about is how the voting rights of Scots in the House of Lords would be handled. The Acts of Union guarantee Scottish lords the same rights as their English counterparts. Would this still be an acceptable situation, given that they don't actually serve a constituency?

    29. Re:sigh by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      In fact, in Germany the liberal FDP is usually seen as close to the conservative CDU/CSU. The opposite are the pseudo-left SPD (initially a worker's party, nowadays just as populist as the CDU/CSU) and Die Linke (literally "the left one") with the Greens being closer to the SPD than the CDU/CSU.

      "Liberal" and "leftist" are fairly orthogonal in Germany, with the (pseudo-)leftist parties wanting to add laws that protect the workers, the conservatives wanting laws that allow them to hunt terrorists in our bedrooms and the liberals wanting laws that give big tax breaks to corporations.

      "Big government" is something all the big parties like as they traditionally divide themselves over "on the employees' side" and "on the employers' side" - even though they've since both changed to "on the side where we make lots of money" (as evidenced when the SPD's left wing left the party and joined forces with the successor of the GDR's Socialist Union Party to form Die Linke).

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    30. Re:sigh by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      Can we have a parliament representing England's interests, please?

      We have had one of those for 300 years. That is why the non-English parts of the UK have kicked up such a fuss...

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    31. Re:sigh by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What it means to be 'liberal' or 'conservative' can be vastly different depending where you are

      The four political poles are liberal, conservative, libertarian, and populist. Sometimes they go by different names but a liberal is by definition one who supports controls on industry but also in personal freedom, while conservatives favor controls on personal freedom but a free market. In the USA, those who call themselves liberals and those who call themselves republicans are both overwhelmingly populist. The democrats and republicans both favor big pork; the dems want to tell you what kind of media it is okay to consume and the republicans want to tell you what you can do in your bedroom. Between the two of them we should be delivered directly into massive fascism in no time. How different are things on the other side of the pond, really?

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    32. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Britain we don't have an equivalent of the Republicans. We have the Democratic party, the other Democratic party, and the third Democratic party (that never ever wins). All three are populist parties that stand for "liberal socialism", which turns out to be a modern euphemism for "fascism", as it has nothing whatsoever to do with liberty.

    33. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Organise a protest criticising against soldier in Afganistan and Iraq? That'll be declared illegal and you'll be arrested on public decency charges.

      If you mean the extremist Muslims who wanted to stage a protest more or less alongside the coffins of servicemen being brought home at Wootton Basset, I think it was largely done to protect them from the inevitable reaction to their crass stupidity.

      Fucking nanny state.

    34. Re:sigh by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      You can have (consensual) kinky sex, but if you video it, you're a sex offender.

      Apparently there is an exception to the violent porn law that you're clearly thinking of to allow being in the film as a defence. You do have to be clearly visible and recognisable however.

      Of course, that probably isn't a defence if you give/sell it to your mates, or for them.

      It's also a little more targeted than just "kinky", no-one's going to be dragged through court because of a little whipped cream. I deplore this particular law as much as anyone, but overstating its reach like this doesn't help anyone.

      Being held 30 days without charge? Not enough! We must change the law to make it 90 days! After all, you wouldn't have been arrested it you weren't guilty!

      Again, you're misrepresenting that. I don't agree with it either, but the justification was to give the police/security services time to take action against the rest of the terrorist cell/organisation that you're allegedly part of.

      Organise a protest criticising against soldier in Afganistan and Iraq? That'll be declared illegal and you'll be arrested on public decency charges.

      Rubbish. The ban on Islam4UK may have been prompted by the public outcry over the planned march, but (assuming you believe the BBC) it was done in order to close a loophole - the group had already been banned under other names. I've also missed reports of people being arrested only for protesting against soldiers, though there have certainly been calls for it from the tabloids.

      I would hope that the Conservatives would cancel some of these laws when they're in power but I doubt it. Removing laws is pretty hard and the tabloids would crucify them.

      Given the tabloids are either in favour of or actively campaigned for most of the things you talk about, you're right; any government that took a much-needed hatchet to these and similar laws would most likely be out at the following election.

    35. Re:sigh by Mattskimo · · Score: 1

      Well said. Just this morning I saw 2 policemen questioning a photographer near to the Monument in London. I was very tempted to whip out my phone and take a picture (with flash for extra effect) and leg it. The only problem would be if they caught me there are a few pictures of my girlfriend on my phone that they would probably question the legality of (she's 22) and get me blacklisted from certain jobs for life. Awful awful government.

    36. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The age of consent for heterosexual and homosexual men and women has been 16 in England, Wales and Scotland and 17 in Northern Ireland since 2000. In 2008 Ireland was brought into line with the rest of the UK to make it 16.

      The sole exception from the Sexual Offences Act 2003 is "it is illegal for a person to engage in sexual activity with an individual under the age of 18 if they are in a position of trust in relation to that individual (teacher, warder, carer, guardian, etc)."

      So unless you're a teacher, or those laws are so stupid that you can't depict someone of legal age in an artificial image, you're a little inaccurate.

    37. Re:sigh by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      >We have had one of those for 300 years. That is why the non-English parts of the UK have kicked up such a fuss...
      Yeah, like the way the Scots get far more per capita than England from our state funds. I can see how that would hurt.

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    38. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People do nothing about it. Chances are, joe sixpack is not going to be bothered by it because . . .

      he is too busy working to get by.

    39. Re:sigh by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Deutschland?

      Have both conscription and identity cards.
      Also, while most Germans speak English as a second language, I guess the OP meant a country where the native language is English.

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    40. Re:sigh by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      You left out replacing trial by ordeal with innocent until proven guilty, and something called the industrial revolution.

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    41. Re:sigh by TiberiusMonkey · · Score: 1

      You've pretty much hit the political nail on the head.

    42. Re:sigh by rve · · Score: 1

      What it means to be 'liberal' or 'conservative' can be vastly different depending where you are

      The four political poles are liberal, conservative, libertarian, and populist. Sometimes they go by different names but a liberal is by definition one who supports controls on industry but also in personal freedom, while conservatives favor controls on personal freedom but a free market

      Those may be the four political poles in the US, though I'm not sure where to place populism.

      Elsewhere, the desire to control industry vs personal freedom may not be linked as much or at all. The liberal party where I live favors more economic freedom but doesn't seem to consider personal freedom much of a political issue.

      Generally I would say that there's usually a group that wants to change everything (progressives) a group that's ok with the status quo (moderates) and a group that wants to resist or revert change (conservatives).

      What the people in these groups specifically want depends heavily on culture and on the status quo. Conservatives in Russia may vote communist, while conservatives in the US generally would not; conservatives in Saudi Arabia will support the Sharia, while conservatives in Turkey wish to suppress Islamic influence.

      Progressives aren't necessarily the ones in favor of freedom and conservatives aren't necessarily against it. The nazis were progressives who wanted to change everything, and so were the revolutionaries in Iran in 1979.

      How different are things on the other side of the pond, really?

      Which part? Hungary or Denmark may be quite different, while France has a system that would feel very familiar to you if you ignored the labels on the parties.

    43. Re:sigh by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Those may be the four political poles in the US, though I'm not sure where to place populism.

      No, they are the four political poles in the English language. All political views can be plotted on a simple, two-dimensional chart. That doesn't necessarily tell you everything about them, but it does tell you how they feel about their interface to the world.

      Elsewhere, the desire to control industry vs personal freedom may not be linked as much or at all. The liberal party where I live favors more economic freedom but doesn't seem to consider personal freedom much of a political issue.

      Yes, that's called "conservative". The Republican party of the USA used to be conservative, but is now populist. They WERE the party of small government, and they still claim to be, but that doesn't make it so.

      Generally I would say that there's usually a group that wants to change everything (progressives) a group that's ok with the status quo (moderates) and a group that wants to resist or revert change (conservatives).

      What the people in these groups specifically want depends heavily on culture and on the status quo.

      That's why describing them in terms of the two major axes is the only real valid means. Parties can call themselves whatever they like, even if it is a total misnomer.

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    44. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    45. Re:sigh by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Labour are supposedly the left leaning of the two main parties.

      Your point?

    46. Re:sigh by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      There is certainly merit in the current political climate in voting on indirect merit, i.e., for candidates whose election will improve the system of government itself, rather than necessarily who will directly govern as I would wish. And yes, at least with the Liberal Democrats, the worst they are likely to do to me personally and immediately is increase my tax bill, and the broader, long-term problems I see with their policies are unlikely to cause significant permanent damage within a single electoral cycle. (Similarly things could be said about some of the minor parties as well, FWIW, but I don't know whether any of them will be fielding a candidate in my constituency.)

      I just wish there were a party where making the obviously necessary improvements to our system of representative government followed as a natural consequence of general principles I agree with, so those same principles would motivate their direct actions in government as well.

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    47. Re:sigh by halfhaggis · · Score: 1

      An extra axis may be helpful: The Political Compass

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    48. Re:sigh by mdwh2 · · Score: 2

      Liberal Democrats: Actually think we should have more socialism, and the canonical example of politicians thinking that "fair" just means "screwing people who probably aren't going to vote for us anyway".

      The Lib Dems are not socalist. And you say it as if the UK is in any way socialist, which is nonsense. They might be more left wing than the other parties, but that's not saying very much given how they've both moved to the right, and the Lib Dems are left wing in areas that seem reasonable (e.g., money for higher education rather than tuition fees - and not that private companies in general should be under Government control).

      But they are the ones strongest on civil liberties - they're the party to vote for if you want less of nonsense like in this story. They're also the party to support if you want more evidence based policies regarding things like drugs, as you mention.

      Not that I think they're perfect, but I'm not sure I would describe them as "extreme".

      UKIP: Some of their policies sound quite respectable

      I see it as in the sense that even a broken clock is right twice a day ... I get the impression that they care about things like freedom, when it affects the white middle class Christian male (hence they oppose ID cards, for example, all the while everyone will have to have one). But otherwise, they mean things like freedom for men to tell women what they're allowed to wear (as in the recent claim that the Burka should be banned).

      Maybe someone does need to found a moderate, relatively central party

      Whilst extremes can be bad, moderation isn't necessarily always good either (see fallacy of argument to moderation). What would be better is if we had a better voting system than FPTP, such as STV, Approval or Condorcet. That way people can vote for a range of parties they agree with, without needing a single party that magically they agree with on everything.

    49. Re:sigh by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      With those choices, why not vote for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party this year? I mean, they couldn't do any worse than the current UK government.

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    50. Re:sigh by rve · · Score: 1

      Elsewhere, the desire to control industry vs personal freedom may not be linked as much or at all. The liberal party where I live favors more economic freedom but doesn't seem to consider personal freedom much of a political issue.

      Yes, that's called "conservative"

      I was under the impression that conservatives tend to consider personal freedom very much a political issue.

      I'm still not sure where to place populism. Over here we have a 'right wing' populist party and a 'left wing' populist party. One appeals to the angry working class who hate people with more money, the other is aimed at the angry middle class who hate immigrants and socialists...

    51. Re:sigh by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      It took them months to do anything, and even now they're "debating" it. And the result is that some trivial change will be made (they'll still keep them, but for years, rather than life).

      In the meantime, people arrested are still having their details kept - the track record for getting them removed is low.

      Yeah, I think "don't care" is accurate.

      Imagine if a police officer told you had done something that wasn't legal, and you said "Okay, I'll have a think about it and decide what to do", whilst continuing to do what he told you not to. Then a few months or years later, you made some trivial change to what he did. Would that be okay?

    52. Re:sigh by broeman · · Score: 1

      In many European countries it is usually made up this way:
      Bourgeois: Classic liberals and conservatives, who put their focus on authority, morality and crony capitalism (fascism).
      Radical: Communists and democrats, who put their focus on liberty, creativity and government handouts (socialism).

      New Labour is a mix of all the worst IMO: socialistic, fascist and authoritarian without regard to morality and liberty. But then again I am not a Brit, and only hear the worst news.

      (if you wonder what I believe in: anarchistic capitalism in the spirit of Thomas Jefferson).

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    53. Re:sigh by mdwh2 · · Score: 2

      Well, he was arrested so they've got his DNA. He's been suspended from work despite not being found guilty of a crime. No doubt they'll be scanning his phone and computers they took for any such images, even though no harm was caused by the images. And even though we now know it was a joke, he's still guilty of a crime and may be charged.

      Case closed.

      Ah, trial by Slashdot comment. That sort of attitude is exactly the problem.

    54. Re:sigh by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Apparently there is an exception to the violent porn law that you're clearly thinking of to allow being in the film as a defence. You do have to be clearly visible and recognisable however.

      But note only if it's something you're "allowed" to consent to in the first place - which restricts it too.

      And yes indeed - it doesn't even include the photographer!

      Of course, that probably isn't a defence if you give/sell it to your mates, or for them.

      Or your other partner :)

      It's also a little more targeted than just "kinky", no-one's going to be dragged through court because of a little whipped cream. I deplore this particular law as much as anyone, but overstating its reach like this doesn't help anyone.

      It's true that not all "kinky" stuff is illegal, but nonetheless, the illegal stuff includes material that is reasonably described by that word. I don't think it matters what exactly is covered - in some ways, a law that covers less kinds is worse, as it's targetting more of a minority (usually if someone said "It's okay, this law only affects some people", we wouldn't consider that as acceptable, if anything we'd view it as worse).

      The problem is that there isn't a word to describe it exactly, because it's just an ill-defined made up category. The Government's own terms of "violent" or "extreme" are also inaccurate, not to mention emotive and biased.

      We won't have any clue on what it might cover until cases come to court - one such case will be in March, IIRC.

      I remember there was a recent case involving a joke image, which was found not guilty - but still enough to get the poor guy arrested.

      Given the tabloids are either in favour of or actively campaigned for most of the things you talk about

      Although not this law, surprisingly. Even the Daily Mail published a criticism of it!

    55. Re:sigh by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      So unless you're a teacher, or those laws are so stupid that you can't depict someone of legal age in an artificial image, you're a little inaccurate.

      Check. The law on images does indeed criminalise acts that would be entirely legal to do in reality - whether they're actual images, or obviously fake unrealistic drawings.

      So he's entirely accurate on this matter.

      In fact the drawings law goes further - it explicitly includes images of adults, where there are some predominant features of someone who is 17.

    56. Re:sigh by rve · · Score: 1

      (if you wonder what I believe in: anarchistic capitalism in the spirit of Thomas Jefferson).

      Interesting that you describe Jefferson as capitalist. I thought he despised industrialism and banking. I remember reading that he favored an exclusively agricultural society purged of non-white races. Today, by today's standards, he'd probably be considered pretty weird.

      If it is laissez-faire capitalism that you refer to, the problem I have with that over a few generations it always seems to evolve into a form of feudalism. In my opinion we really need an estate tax and some government oversight of the economy to prevent this.

    57. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked the right in the US has always been for draconian laws for every little offense. They are why our prisons are overflowing with pretty drug offenses and sex offenders are forced to live under bridges (and no one knows where they are).

    58. Re:sigh by rve · · Score: 1

      An extra axis may be helpful: The Political Compass

      I'd add a 3rd axis: resistance to change. One can observe political movements that would lie roughly on the same scale on the authoritarian and left-right axes, but with a radically different outlook on how to achieve their version of utopia. Preparing for revolution now or wanting to revert to some mythical past when society was supposedly perfect.

    59. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're exactly right about New Labour. But your post is also interesting because although you claim to be an anarcho-capitalist your view of politics is entirely described from the Marxist viewpoint. Your description of fascism is also weird since fascism is a progressive and radical form of politics that redefines morality and has nothing to do with conservatism or capitalism. Are you sure you're an ancap and not some other sort of anarchist?

    60. Re:sigh by dylan_- · · Score: 1

      Since you kind of like UKIP ideas, but not the racism, what about the English Democrats?

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    61. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you do have the perfectly valid option to vote "Official Monster Raving Loony Party".

    62. Re:sigh by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Hey, this is fun! I bash every political party I could vote for, and loads of people reply to tell me who I should vote for instead. :-)

      The Lib Dems are not socalist. And you say it as if the UK is in any way socialist, which is nonsense.

      I'm afraid we have very different perspectives on the Lib Dems. The way I see it, the following major Lib Dem policies are all on the socialist end of the spectrum:

      • a Local Income Tax that will charge high earners more to pay for council services that they typically use less;
      • taxing capital gains as income, hitting millions of freelancers and contractors so that working independently in the private sector carries a huge financial penalty;
      • the whole Citizen's Pension plan;
      • an emphasis on public transport, which would require vast subsidies from the public purse to be viable, those subsidies funded inter alia by taxes that artificially penalise private transport;
      • many expensive policies related to boosting the NHS;
      • continued support for subsidised public service broadcasting.

      Please note that I'm not necessarily saying that these policies are bad, merely that they are all socialist in nature.

      As for the UK not being socialist, note that we already have organisations like the NHS and BBC, we spend something like 200 billion pounds every year on social security, to the extent that many people have found it more profitable to live off state benefits than to work, and at the other end of the spectrum we now have a 50% tax rate for some people, i.e., the government appropriates half the money those people earn. Sure, we are not as socialist as some places, but there are plenty of socialist policies at work here.

      What would be better is if we had a better voting system than FPTP, such as STV, Approval or Condorcet.

      FPTP is a mockery of fair representation, it's true, and it's compounded by the vast number of political appointments that are not directly elected, starting with the Prime Minister and other Ministers of State, then the Lords (some of whom still get to make law because of who daddy was or holding a senior position in a religious organisation!), the leadership of many executive agencies of the central government, not to mention the whole Europe thing.

      But just changing the voting system is nowhere near enough. We demonstrably do not have sufficient separation of powers in our system of government to prevent abuse by the administration of the day, nor sufficient representation of the will of the people in timely fashion.

      We need a written constitution, modified only by referendum, and a constitutional court with supremacy over the administration of the day to enforce it. We should probably add a dedicated organisation with the ability to forcibly effect the decisions of such a court within government, including a legal power to physically remove any government officials of any level who refuse to comply and to put them on trial directly before the constitutional court.

      We need a separate executive administration, directly elected independent of representatives in the bodies that form the legislature.

      I'm in two minds over direct administration of the leaders of executive agencies, but as a general principle, I err on the side of electing more people with legal powers and/or the authority to spend significant amounts of taxpayers' money, rather than appointing them.

      I'm also a fan of the idea that the people can, with sufficient popular support, force a binding referendum on any matter they choose, to be held within a matter of months and take effect on a similar timescale, with the result trumping statute law (but secondary to the principles in the constitution). Putting cute petitions on the No. 10 web site is one thing. Having several million people tell the administration it is wrong about something and its authority to make those decisions has been revoked is somethi

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    63. Re:sigh by delinear · · Score: 1

      It's easy to support proportional representation when you've got a snowball's chance in hell of getting into power and would be one of the major benefactors of such a system. I'd be interested to see if they did a quick u-turn if they ever become one of the big two parties.

    64. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lib dem party is crazy. They have more than their fair share of extremists, they just happen to have roughly equal amounts of nut cases from each pole. This gives them the look and feel of a fair party but beware, they're probably more dangerous than any other party out there. Much too unpredictable for me thanks.

    65. Re:sigh by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be kinky, just deemed 'violent'. It's quite hard to have consensual sex without holding your partner at some point, is moving their arm because it's making you uncomfortable an act of force? If so it's violent, and you just broke the law if you videod it. Hell, do you have consent to humiliate your partner by covering them in whipped cream, because if not that's assault in the eyes of the law.

      It's pretty hard to overstate the stupidity of this law. Even though it's targeted at preventing serious abuse it's worded such that it criminalises many people for engaging in consensual and enjoyable activities (and video recording them), and the police have a very strong track record of abusing badly worded laws far beyond their stated intent.

      the justification was to give the police/security services time to take action

      No, the justification was that the police needed more time to investigate you, not to take action against others. And the justification was weak, and doesn't excuse holding somebody without charge for even 30 days, let alone 3 months.

      I would rather the terrorists killed people; it'll happen less often than the police will abuse their powers.

    66. Re:sigh by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

      The age of consent is 16. The age at which someone is legal for porn is 18. It was an ammendment to the Protection of Children Act 1978 snuck in with the Sexual offences act 2003.

    67. Re:sigh by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      No, they are the four political poles in the English language.

      Yet again, they're political poles in American English language. The term "libertarian" in its modern American meaning is itself American in origin, and dates back to 1930s at the earliest. It is not generally used as such in European languages, including British English. Historically (and long before modern American usage was introduced), in European political philosophy, "libertarian" was synonymous with "anarcho-socialist", which is quite different from what Americans mean by it today. In Europe, the American "libertarian" really is "classic liberalism", or perhaps "extreme liberalism". But rather than juggle terms, it's best to just specify axes in terms of what they measure, and avoid giving specific, locale-dependent names to the extremums.

      By the way, I would argue that there are actually three axes - economic freedom, personal freedom, and political freedom. The latter is essentially right to vote, or otherwise participate in the government. One can, in theory, imagine a state in which all personal and economic freedoms are enshrined in a set of laws, but the latter is immutable, and there is only executive government in place that strictly enforces it, and does not allow itself to be replaced (but does otherwise provide for freedom of speech, assembly etc); a "libertarian dictatorship", if you prefer.

    68. Re:sigh by StickANeedleInMyEye · · Score: 0

      It's sad when the tabloids have more influence on the politicians than the voters.

    69. Re:sigh by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Liberal means open to change, and conservative means resistant to change.

      Someone who wanted abortion legal when it was illegal was liberal, and a person wanting to keep it legal now is conservative. Those who want to make abortion illegal are liberal.

      But because of the confusion of a word "meaning" something different (meaning in quotes because the word always means the same thing, it's just that the timing changes secondary implications), people assign a static definition to it that makes it more convenient.

    70. Re:sigh by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that conservatives tend to consider personal freedom very much a political issue.

      Yes, they want to take away the personal freedom to marry who you want, smoke what you want, say what you want, be secure in your person and your possessions and so forth. And no, this doesn't indicate the other side is any better, I'm just addressing only the one in question at the moment.

    71. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Britain is pretty depressing these days. Having taken part in the march of 2 million against the war (which is still going on with no end, even though the original reasons for it have been shown to have no basis at all), seen my wife arrested as a terrorist (baseless accusations, of course) and rights in general eroded... we left the UK. Best thing ever to have done.

    72. Re:sigh by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      There is a lot more to it than just tax money in this you know.

      For example, if there needs to be a naval dockyard closed, guess where it is? The one with the more skilled but lower paid workers, or the one in England?
      Further back, when motorways were becoming more common, much Scottish "motorway" was actually dual carriageway without even hard shoulders. That has taken a long time to fix.
      More recently, all large companies are encouraged to get a proper headquarters in London. The protesters breaking up the Royal Bank of Scotland building were in London, weren't they?
      It is not the fact that the oil was taken out of what could have been called Scotlands "part" of the north sea. It was the fact that petrol cost more. My father once told me that we paid more because it was fresh...

      If we are supposed to have a "United" kingdom much longer (which I want to keep), the rich and powerful in the UK capital really ought to find out that civilisation does not end at Watford as you travel north. For example, some people in Orkney feel closer to Brussels than to London. Why? In Brussels, they know where it is.

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    73. Re:sigh by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      >That has taken a long time to fix.
      But on the plus side, you now have some really nice roads. Most of my family are Scottish and I'm half Scottish so I spend a lot of time there. The overall quality of services/facilities etc is far higher North of the Border (todays announcement re Scottish NHS notwithstanding)
      >The protesters breaking up the Royal Bank of Scotland building were in London,
      Irrelevent. No one was picking on Scottish banks - all banks got hassled.
      >It was the fact that petrol cost more
      I've never understood that one either.
      >the UK capital really ought to find out that civilisation does not end at Watford as you travel north.
      I think that's just a perception issue. People from North England often complain about the same. It's very much one sided though. Generally, those down south have no real gripe against North of Watford but those up North do have a problem with the south.

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    74. Re:sigh by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      No one was picking on Scottish banks
      But what was it doing there in the first place? The reason, that I understand anyway, is that major UK organisations feel they need to have a major office in the remote south east of the UK.

      People from North England often complain
      That was why I said Watford - somewhere not far out of London. People beyond that are often joked about as having hard to understand accents and peculiar cultures. Coming from the North Isles, I have had people amazed that they could understand me!

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  9. The story is actully on the Independent.co.uk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
  10. Dissent by kegon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How very, very sad. How can anyone think for one second that his tweet was serious ? What a bunch of idiots. Not only the authorities but also the person who reported him.

    It seems we're slowly moving to a state where only correct thinking is allowed. No joking, no sense of humour, irony or annoyance.

    1. Re:Dissent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tweety chirped on him and everyone knows Tweety doesn't lie.

    2. Re:Dissent by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Slowly moving? This has all come about during Nu-Labour's time in office, mostly Tony Blaire.

      Hopefully forcing him to give evidence publicly regarding the invasion of the Middle East will see him get some form of just desserts.

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    3. Re:Dissent by Odinlake · · Score: 1

      How very, very sad. How can anyone think for one second that his tweet was serious ? What a bunch of idiots. Not only the authorities but also the person who reported him.

      It seems we're slowly moving to a state where only correct thinking is allowed. No joking, no sense of humour, irony or annoyance.

      I can't remember ever having heard a funny threat. Ah well, maybe one involving panties - but definitely never of bombs. My humor seems to be acceptable in other areas, so I suppose it's just defective in this particular category. But seriously, any time I hear this kind of news story I just think "what an idiot", and feel no empathy whatsoever.

    4. Re:Dissent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, if the bloke in question had boarded a plane with a bomb and the police or whoever had ignored this tweet, the press and public would crucify them. They really can't win.

      Stupid media is to blame mostly for this "everything MUST be sensationalist" (and generally inaccurate) attitude we take today.

      The facts are always lost or ignored in favour of some juicy, yet wholly irrelevant detail.

    5. Re:Dissent by hanabal · · Score: 1

      based on the lack of any substance given by his press secretary a few days ago, I highly doubt we will see anything. The man blatantly lied and contradicted himself so many times and nobody noticed. I have been living in the UK for the past year (about to leave thank god) and all the locals around me have this absolute abhorrence to the idea of ever admitting they were wrong. They will always dig a deeper and deeper hole cause much suffering and misery for others just to avoid saying they were wrong.

    6. Re:Dissent by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      You know, I kind of agree with you. He was an idiot. However, so are the police. I can see them coming in and arresting him and questioning him for hours. They have a responsibility to the public and the law after all. After hours grilling the guy they should have realized two things. One:He was not a terrorist, just an idiot who thinks threats to blow up the airport are funny. Two:He was no threat to anyone but himself and was now scared shit less and will never do such an idiotic thing again. That should have been the end of it. Once they kept up with the process as if he really is a terrorist...now they are idiots too.

    7. Re:Dissent by Incredible+Elmo · · Score: 1

      What you say makes no sense. I'm against police states and Big Brother as much as the next /.'er, but once a threat, any type of threat, has been made in connection with an airport, government building or anything else of importance, it *must* be investigated. I wouldn't be surprised if the police, during their investigation, already suspected it was just a joke. Nevertheless, they have to do their job (and yes, without violating any rights etc.).

      It would be a sad state of affairs if the police were to receive a tip on a potential crime and would not even investigate, just because "how can anyone think this is serious"? Even sadder is, that this actually does happen...

    8. Re:Dissent by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      They learned from the politicians.

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    9. Re:Dissent by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      south parks christmas critters?

    10. Re:Dissent by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you mean by serious.

      Making a bomb threat is a crime in itself even if there's no intent to plant a bomb. Was he intentionally making a bomb threat? Most likely not. Is it actually possible that he intended this to be taken seriously? It's certainly possible. Unlikely but possible.

    11. Re:Dissent by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Well, if the process was the thing that was supposed to scare him, so he will never do it again... (and not only him, other potential idiots too!)

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    12. Re:Dissent by kegon · · Score: 1

      I can't remember ever having heard a funny threat.

      I think for his tweet to be classified a "threat" there must be some sense of seriousness to it. Threats do not normally start Crap! and finish with 2 exclamation marks. Also, they do not normally get published on social networking sites.

      What we have here is a rant, plain and simple. If I was arrested every time I had a rant online I would never be released!!

    13. Re:Dissent by kegon · · Score: 2

      What you say makes no sense. I'm against police states and Big Brother as much as the next /.'er, but once a threat, any type of threat, has been made in connection with an airport, government building or anything else of importance, it *must* be investigated.

      Even a 10 year old child would take less than 10 seconds to look at this and realise it was not a serious threat. There is no suggestion that it was serious or had anything to back it up. It would be different if his tweet history showed radical religious leanings and pronouncements, but I'm pretty certain it didn't having RTFA.

      When you say it *must* be investigated then you start down a dangerous path to loss of privacy, strip searching, etc etc and basically letting the real terrorists win by default. Even they don't have to make real threats anymore because they just wait for the next batch of bad service by RyanAir and the whole tower of cards comes crumbling down.

      I think the real lessons we should have learned from the crotch bomber was that security doesn't work (he boarded the flight) and simple vigilance by security personnel should have spotted him in the first place (his father reported him to the CIA). Cracking down on aggrieved customers and using body scanners is not going to improve your safety.

    14. Re:Dissent by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      >How can anyone think for one second that his tweet was serious ?

      Maybe they got confused because his "joke" failed to be even the slightest bit funny.

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    15. Re:Dissent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course if his threat had actually been real and the police had ignored it then the hue and cry would be around how the authorities could have been so stupid that they could have allowed this happen

  11. Gah by Mgns · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shit like this makes me wanna blow up Parliament

    1. Re:Gah by Krneki · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Shit like this makes me wanna blow up Parliament

      Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gun powder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.

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    2. Re:Gah by draco664 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just be sure not to send a note to all the Catholic MPs beforehand. No good deed goes unpunished.

    3. Re:Gah by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Guy Fawkes was a terrorist.

      Guy Fawkes was a revolutionary.

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    4. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If there's one thing I hate it's ignorant yanks misquoting "Remember Remember" because they only know the idiot film version.

    5. Re:Gah by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      And miss question time? Bummer.

    6. Re:Gah by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      You could always ask him.

    7. Re:Gah by udoprog · · Score: 1

      Doublethink ay?

    8. Re:Gah by hanabal · · Score: 1

      when I arrived in the UK to work for a short stint last year it was just before guy fawkes day. all the locals were excited and buying fireworks etc. During a conversation about the up coming celebration I randomly mentioned that guy fawkes was a terrorist. The locals thought for a second, realised I was right, and some of them decided not to celebrate any more.

    9. Re:Gah by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      No, just pointing out that there's no difference. It's just a guy blowing up civilians because he's unhappy with the way things are.

      The way to resolve the issue is to change Government through democratic process, not blow it up. Get the country to actually pay attention when it counts, like the last few days of a bill being passed. Poison Pill legislation is almost always inserted at the 11th hour, which is when the population should be at their most attentive. As soon as something outlandish and oppressive appears, write to your MP, get on social networking sites, explain why people should be concerned over the issue.

      Hopefully, it'll at least mitigate the possibility of more "pre-crime" legislation being implemented, at least.

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    10. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Parliament, an inflatable jumping castle for children ages 7-14.

      There, fixed that for you.

    11. Re:Gah by Spad · · Score: 3, Informative

      Then they're morons. Guy Fawkes Night isn't a celebration of Guy Fawkes; there's a reason why the central element of the night is lighting a large bonfire and placing an effigy of Mr Fawkes onto it. At least, where it's observed correctly and not used simply as an excuse to let off fireworks, but as with most festivals the original meaning is lost pretty quickly.

    12. Re:Gah by arethuza · · Score: 2, Informative

      He isn't celebarted, he is burnt in effigy. Of course, given the sectarian component it is possible that some communities might have celebrated him, but I haven't heard of that.

    13. Re:Gah by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 1

      The way to resolve the issue is to change Government through democratic process, not blow it up.

      Has this ever actually worked, ever?

      What's the current state on ID cards? Oh wait ..

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    14. Re:Gah by J3llym4n · · Score: 1

      That's probably because we think it would have been a good thing for someone to blow up the houses of parliament and take down a corrupt government. At least that's what I thought until I was about 20. It never occurred to me that the government wasn't corrupt and that Fawkes wasn't a 'freedom fighter'. I suppose that just goes to show the quality of our historical education at school and the faith in the current government (the one I've grown up with) from a average lowly commoner.

    15. Re:Gah by brainiac+ghost1991 · · Score: 1

      We are technically celebrating his failure, hence the burning of his effigy :)

    16. Re:Gah by hanabal · · Score: 1

      I know, but I think that they didn't want to do anything that in anyway related to "terrorism"

    17. Re:Gah by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      And in your dream, could you fly?

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    18. Re:Gah by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Has terrorism?

      If you read "success" as "bringing about totalitarian dictatorship, in order to protect "life and liberty" then yes, I guess it has.

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    19. Re:Gah by GauteL · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's probably because we think it would have been a good thing for someone to blow up the houses of parliament and take down a corrupt government. At least that's what I thought until I was about 20. It never occurred to me that the government wasn't corrupt and that Fawkes wasn't a 'freedom fighter'. I suppose that just goes to show the quality of our historical education at school and the faith in the current government (the one I've grown up with) from a average lowly commoner.

      Whether Fawkes was a 'freedom fighter' or not depends on your point of view. Fawkes was a Catholic, and Catholics at this time were a persecuted and oppressed minority deprived of many rights others took for granted. Being a Catholic was in many cases enough to be guilty of treason and many were executed and many more were exiled and/or had their property taken away. While King James I was originally more moderate than previous monarchs, he became harsher in the years before the Gunpowder plot.

      The gunpowder plot aimed to kill the king and the government (the people actually responsible for the oppressive legislation). You could thus argue that they weren't 'innocent civilians'. Furthermore, it is hard to envision any non-violent and democratic way which British Catholics could have used at the time.

      So there may be nothing wrong with your historical education giving you the impression that Fawkes was a freedom fighter who aimed to take down a corrupt government.

      But as often happens when using violence to get your way, the opposite happened. The violent reactions by the conspirators led to even harsher treatment of Catholics in Britain.

      It seems to me that the whole ordeal was a sad mess with little to be proud of on either side.

    20. Re:Gah by bkr1_2k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Terrorism has been successful in several instances. First I can think of is the creation of the United States. There are more recent examples such as Afghanistan in the 90s. Terrorism and revolution are two sides of the same coin, as others have already stated.

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    21. Re:Gah by radtea · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Furthermore, it is hard to envision any non-violent and democratic way which British Catholics could have used at the time.

      As Barbie might have said, "Thinking of non-violent means of political change is hard. Let's go kill people!"

      Fuck that and the horse it rode in on. Sure it's hard to come up with non-violent means of influencing governments. But y'know what? It actually is known to work pretty well when people take the time to think about it, whereas killing people is pretty much an epic fail. As you yourself point out:

      But as often happens when using violence to get your way, the opposite happened

      Indeed, this happens so often that anyone who continues to opt for violence today, after centuries of idiots pretending to use violence for change and failing pretty badly, is clearly killing people because that's what they like to do, not because they have any genuine belief that violence will bring about their purported political ends.

      Violence is the end, whether it's the US bombing Iraq or the 19 nitwits blowing up the twin towers.

      The Basque, the Tamils, the Sikhs, the Irish on both sides, the Scots in the 1700's, the Palestinians today... all these people tried to use violence as a means of effecting political change, sometimes for decades--the Basque have recently come up on the half century mark. They've all killed hundreds of people, at least. None of them have gotten even close to what they claim to want, which is an entirely predicticable outcome of political violence.

      It's not that it never works, but it is demonstrably inefficient and ineffective. Whereas intelligent, adaptive, non-violent political action of the kind Gandhi used in India is demonstrably effective and efficient (efficiency is measured by the number of peopled "freed" by the "freedom fighters" divided by the square of the number of people they kill.)

      So given that the entirely predictable outcome of violence is usually the opposite of what the perpetrators nominally intend, we should look at anyone who advocates "war" of any kind as the equivelent of someone who is going to cure cancer with blood-letting and prayer. We can't prove it won't work ever, but we can be pretty damned sure there are other approaches--some of which are HARD, and require actually reseach and intelligence to implement--that will work a hell of a lot better.

      The mystery is why anyone anywhere thinks anyone advocating or using poltical violence is anything but an idiot.

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    22. Re:Gah by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Terrorism and revolution are two sides of the same coin, as others have already stated.

      Actually, that was me, five posts up :)

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    23. Re:Gah by Fished · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... and so I look to see whether you wrote this as an anonymous coward and saw the "alter relationship" button next to your name. I found myself wishing I could alter the relationship to, "Don't know him."

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    24. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit man, now you've done it, now you overstepped the line.

      You're going to get a mean letter in the morning.

      Mind you, this joke is probably old, all you see now is raids like the above happening, "CAN'T BE TAKING NO CHANCES, TERRORISM TERRORISM OSAMA BIN LADEN SADDAM IS NOT DEAD IT WAS ALL A FAKE HE ESCAPED 9/11 TRAIN BOMBS LA-LA-LA"
      Bloody sickens me the idiots we have in control.
      I half expect myself to be raided now for stating Saddam is alive.
      Its sort of a WHOOSH situation with the police these days.

    25. Re:Gah by delinear · · Score: 1

      Of course it depends on your point of view - remember that over the course of the previous few hundred years the Catholics were both the oppressed AND the oppressors at various times all across Europe, and they certainly gave as good as they got. I was part of the same educational system that taught GP and this was what I was taught.

    26. Re:Gah by couchslug · · Score: 1

      The idea that there are righteous and non-righteous ways to fight is merely a propaganda tool, which is why those concepts vary by ideology and location. The only objective "wrong" one may commit in war is losing, and that is certainly NOT determined by sportsmanship.

      One man's terrorist IS literally another man's freedom fighter, and the idea of sportsmanship, international law, and all other such drivel should be clearly seen as "ritual constructs" but nothing more. They don't help kill the enemy, though they do make the practitioners feel self-righteous...

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    27. Re:Gah by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure drafting letters to the government asking for change, and then declaring yourself an independent sovereign nation when said olive branch petition is ignored can really be called 'terrorism'. What exactly did the American Revolutionaries do to attempt to install TERROR into the hearts of common British citizens back in England? I mean I know they love their tea, but I think terror at it being wasted is a bit of stretch.

      The only thing I can possibly imagine you trying to make an argument for would be the tar and feathering and mob actions leading up to it and during the outbreak of war. But you can hardly compare uncoordinated city mob/rioters in they're own country to a planned terrorism campaign targeting civilian populaces abroad.

      If you think revolution is the same as terrorism then you're doing it wrong. At no point does revolution require the targeting of civilians in the hopes of causing as many casualties as possible in order to spread fear and terror.

    28. Re:Gah by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

      As an addendum, the correct sides of the coin are Revolutionary/Patriot and Traitor. Revolutionary implies being a traitor from the other viewpoint but neither EVER requires acts of terrorism.

    29. Re:Gah by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      The very fir phases on the American revolution might have been terroristic by the standards of the day. But you'll note that George Washington did eventually raise an army and engage and defeat the british in military combat. He did not send suicide bombers into London to murder civilians.

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    30. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that mean your going to stop celebrating the 4th of July - After all Washington et al. were terrorists.

    31. Re:Gah by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      The thing is, until very recently, political violence was the only effective way to change an entrenched government. The only case I can think about off the top of my head was the teetotaler's who had alcohol banned. Not even the civil rights reform was completely without the threat and use of violence by the oppressed.

    32. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to require a citation that Terrorism was a factor in the success of the Colonies seceding from Britain.

    33. Re:Gah by thompsk · · Score: 1

      Its not point of view that is important here - Just as its not point of view for the AlQuaida terrorists. The ruling world authority has said that they are terrorists and terrorists they are. Guy Fawkes was a terrorist and the above statement is a clear breach of the UK terrorism Act as you are glorifying terrorist acts, which is punishable (without trail) of up to 40 years in Prison - You have been warned !!!! :P

    34. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorism helped with the creation of Israel too. The UK weren't doing things quickly enough for them so they beheaded some of our soldiers.
      Nice people. And they've been getting away with murder ever since.

    35. Re:Gah by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

      remember that over the course of the previous few hundred years the Catholics were both the oppressed AND the oppressors at various times all across Europe, and they certainly gave as good as they got.

      Which fact didn't make life one whit better for a Catholic living in 17th Century England.

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    36. Re:Gah by Cederic · · Score: 1

      In the UK, the Irish achieved a degree of autonomy in Northern Ireland through a campaign of terrorism.

      (Funded largely by the US; go figure)

    37. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember that over the course of the previous few hundred years the Catholics were both the oppressed AND the oppressors at various times all across Europe, and they certainly gave as good as they got.

      Which fact didn't make life one whit better for a Catholic living in 17th Century England.

      Maybe they should have believed in the other mythological zombie named Jesus instead.

    38. Re:Gah by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Fuck that and the horse it rode in on. Sure it's hard to come up with non-violent means of influencing governments. But y'know what? It actually is known to work pretty well when people take the time to think about it, whereas killing people is pretty much an epic fail.

      Keep in mind that GP was talking specifically in the context of UK of Fawkes' times, in which Catholics had no normal democratic means to influence the government, and were, in fact, persecuted. Sometimes tortured, killed - you know, that sort of thing. What exactly do you believe should be done in such a situation?

      Or are you such an ardent Gandhi follower that you would subscribe to "... the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher’s knife. They should have thrown themselves into the sea from cliffs It would have aroused the world and the people of Germany"?

    39. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the biggest example of sucessful terrorism Israel.

      Despite their constant whining about terrorism, they used it very sucessfully, and are still the worlds number one terrorist group, and common thieves to boot.

    40. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A toast? Yeah. To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and-Oh! Oh, my personal favorite-and had their entrails cut out and ''burned''!

      So... Here's to the men who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what they knew was right... "- Ben Gates; National Treasure (2004)

    41. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mystery is :

      Why do people ignore non-violent means?

      ANS: because they know nothing is going to happen. It's like having a mime demand something of you.

      Probably the same reason USians love their guns.

    42. Re:Gah by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Fuck that and the horse it rode in on. Sure it's hard to come up with non-violent means of influencing governments. But y'know what? It actually is known to work pretty well when people take the time to think about it, whereas killing people is pretty much an epic fail. As you yourself point out:

      Revolution (or government in general) only succeeds when it has the backing of the vast majority of the people.

      Non-violent revolution is harder but more rewarding. Violent revolutions do not pay dividends for at least a decade as this is usually how long it takes to rebuild the nation, if that happens at all. Chances are the there will be a whole bunch of coups that will destabilise the nation in question and no stable government will be formed. Non violent revolutions typically establish stable governments quickly and do not have to rebuild infrastructure or have a diminished work force.

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    43. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorism has been successful in several instances. First I can think of is the creation of the United States. There are more recent examples such as Afghanistan in the 90s. Terrorism and revolution are two sides of the same coin, as others have already stated.

      Revolution = overthrowing a government (almost always your own). This is usually done through enormous numbers against better situated opponents that are better organized, funded, equipped etc. and thus requires widespread support.

      Terrorism = deliberately targeting and killing mostly random civilian members of the populace (sometimes your own) to create terror in order to either gain power and support or remove power and support from your enemy. Only requires the support of a handful of people extreme enough to do the violence.

      Did the US revolutionaries kill mostly random Americans and/or mostly random British for the sake of gaining support for themselves or reducing support for the British? Or did the US attack a government that claimed to be their rightful government?

      No, no, and yes. Revolutionaries.

      Does the islamist Al-Qaida kill mostly random muslims and/or random Americans, British, Indonesian, Spanish as well as many other nationalities for the sake of gaining support for themselves or reducing support for the enemy governments? Or did Al-Qaida attack a government that claimed to be their rightful government?

      Yes, yes, and no. Terrorists.

      This one goes out to all who modded the parent Insightful as well.

      But hey if Americans and socialists (assumption based on the people who tend to state the parent's opinion) want to claim they're terrorists that's fine by me, the world will get around to taking care of you if it isn't already :)

    44. Re:Gah by bodan · · Score: 1

      efficiency is measured by the number of peopled "freed" by the "freedom fighters" divided by the square of the number of people they kill.

      How come? Really, I'm curious.

      It seems to fail dimensional analysis: your formula would give people^-1. Efficiency usually is measured either in units gain/cost (which would imply the gain of freedom fighters is adimensional), or in percentages of the “ideal”, which is adimensional.

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    45. Re:Gah by Fished · · Score: 1

      Dude. You made it to my Facebook page. First time a Slashdot comment has *ever* done that. Well spoken, sir.

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    46. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, violent revolution is the rule, not the exception when it comes to making governments. America, France, Spain, China, most of Central and South America, most of Africa, most of the Middle East. There's a few places like India and Australia that formed without violent revolution, but they are few and far between.

  12. Re:This happens weekly by LingNoi · · Score: 0

    Being at an airport is no excuse for using inappropriate language.

    You seemed to not have even read the summary. Could I suggest reading the part about the guy making a joke on twitter. Could I also suggest reading the twitter comment he made about said Airport being closed.

  13. Lucky he did not end like by AHuxley · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoPPvPbe-SM
    They really like to "ground" people in the UK who make a fuss :)
    All this web 2.0 stuff is watched by NSA, CIA, FBI, GCHQ, state task forces and your local PD.
    So if your having a lol, remember who provided the seed cash to many of more 'effortless' web 2.0 sites.

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    1. Re:Lucky he did not end like by gnutrino · · Score: 1

      Your incorrect usage of the word "your" has been noted and a grammar re-education officer will be calling at you're door imminently. Have a nice day.

    2. Re:Lucky he did not end like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where's the unedited footage?

      In the few moments they actually showed between the "mother of two" sob stories it seemed they were violently resisting arrest and getting in the face of law enforcement.

      Being arrested for requesting an officer identify themselves is certainly over the top; but this video can hardly provide evidence for that argument.

    3. Re:Lucky he did not end like by AHuxley · · Score: 2, Informative
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  14. VERY slow response by MartinSchou · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Obviously the police didn't take the threat seriously at all:

    A week after posting the message on the social networking site, he was arrested

    If it takes the police to find Paul J Chambers when there a PICTURE of him on his Twitter profile AND it tells you he's from Doncaster, England.

    Now, I'm not the police, but I think that if I had access to a phone book of Doncaster, I could probably find the guy in a few hours. Given that he's 90% likely to have a drivers license, it's not like it'd make it any more difficult to find him.

    Geez!

    1. Re:VERY slow response by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you know how fast they responded? It was seven days after he made the post that he was arrested, but we don't know how long it was before the police were aware of the post.

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    2. Re:VERY slow response by xyph0r · · Score: 0

      However, if you did it, you'd be able to do it privately, without all the beaurocracy that the police would likely have to go through. I bet getting an arrest warrant takes a few days. Mere speculation, though. I don't really know anything about police protocol.
      but they'd have to:
      1) establish that it's a threat
      2) do the actual tracking down
      3) get a warrant for his arrest
      4) ???????????? 5) PROFIT erm, I mean LOOKING LIKE FOOLS

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    3. Re:VERY slow response by The+FBI · · Score: 0

      Now, I'm not the police, but I think that if I had access to a phone book of Doncaster, I could probably find the guy in a few hours. Given that he's 90% likely to have a drivers license, it's not like it'd make it any more difficult to find him.

      How long do you think it would take to find you?

    4. Re:VERY slow response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but he declared that the bomb would go off in a week and a half time, so the police put him on the low-priority list

    5. Re:VERY slow response by GNious · · Score: 1

      Its the UK - My guess is that the state knew of it a few seconds after he posted it...

    6. Re:VERY slow response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      007 couldnt be despatched to terminate him due to the snow.

  15. Why the securithugs do this by dugeen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They always claim that they have to take all jokes seriously. But really these events are about punishing people who heckle during performances at the security theatre.

    1. Re:Why the securithugs do this by Goffee71 · · Score: 1

      No, they have to respond to complaints from members of the public, even if it takes them a week or two. During investigations if they find out it was a joke, they can then choose not to get it.

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      If he's the Walrus then can I be a penguin please?
    2. Re:Why the securithugs do this by internewt · · Score: 1

      Damn, I've been shovelling my own version of insight onto this discussion, so I can't give you any slashdot insightrons. Someone mod the parent up, stat!

      I like your analogy, "security theatre heckler". I wonder how well that'd go down printed on a t-shirt whilst at an airport? Bonus points for the writing in Arabic ;)

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      Car analogies break down.
    3. Re:Why the securithugs do this by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      You could argue that the laws are designed to do what you claim but the cops themselves MUST take complaints seriously because (thankfully) they are not the judge and jury.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    4. Re:Why the securithugs do this by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      When I was in George Bush Intercontinental going home for Christmas there was an announcement over the PA that making jokes in the secure area may lead to your address.

      I was so tempted to make a completely unrelated joke to one of the security guards, but my self preservations instincts are stronger than my larrakin instincts.

    5. Re:Why the securithugs do this by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Where the police went wrong was in arresting him.

      Merely chatting to him would've highlighted to him how silly he was, and to them how harmless he was.

      Instead they arrested him, took his DNA and created a criminal record that'll be accessed any time he tries to get a job. That's out of proportion and out of order.

  16. Figure of speech? by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

    "I'm going to eat at until I explode"

  17. I have a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All it needs is a couple million people in every country posting every day the same identical message on every board in the planet.
    Good luck arresting them all.

    1. Re:I have a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      All it needs is a couple million people in every country posting every day the same identical message on every board in the planet.
      Good luck arresting them all.

      First post?

    2. Re:I have a solution by AHuxley · · Score: 2, Informative

      The UK showed what it could do during the Boer war, Alien Civilian Internment camps in WW1 ect., The Mau Mau Uprising, Malayan emergency, H-Blocks in the 91970-80's, Iraq, Afghanistan re board groups.
      The GCHQ/NSA can digitally "tag them all" via sloppy ip use :)
      Your life can then get difficult if you want paper work for a job outside the UK ect.

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      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  18. Why do British police go about in threes? by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stolen from the comments in the Independent: Why do British police go about in threes? One can read, one can write, the other keeps an eye on the 2 dangerous subversive intellectuals.

    Seems appropriate. Although I would say that French police aren't any better, they just go about in pairs.

    1. Re:Why do British police go about in threes? by JoeInnes · · Score: 1

      This is actually a (poor) copy of a joke about the Russian militsia. British police, same as the French, tend to go about in twos, whereas the Russian militsia tended (although not so much any more) to go about in threes. Also, to give credit where credit is due, PC Plod does tend to be at least competently educated. I think the situation is similar in France, except in France they use the CRS a lot more... and the CRS are just a bunch of bruisers.

    2. Re:Why do British police go about in threes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the French police can't read or write, one just assumes the other is the subversive intellectual to be watched.

  19. If I were a terrorist... by selven · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I would make a fake bomb threat in an airport, and then... just leave.

    Millions of dollars wasted, millions of dollars more airport security theater implemented just because, and to top it off no actual bomb needed.

    1. Re:If I were a terrorist... by artg · · Score: 1

      Indeed. So it's hardly surprising that jokers & hoaxers don't get very big laughs, is it ?

    2. Re:If I were a terrorist... by horza · · Score: 1

      Sadly you are so right. This Labour government is more concerned with being seen to be doing something, rather than actual security. A terrorist claims mixing some liquids together can make a bomb? We are now no longer allowed liquids past security (including toothpaste, hair gel, etc). A terrorist tries putting a bomb in their shoe? We now have to take our shoes off going through security. A terrorist hides something flammable in his underwear? We now have to show our naked bodies to security. What should a terrorist claim next to heap humiliation on the average citizen by knee-jerk New Labour? Claim to have a bomb in his teeth, so we get our mouths examined like horses at a prize show each time we go through security?

      Of course when the Slovak police put an actual bomb on somebody, he makes it all the way home without anybody noticing.

      Will the new Conservative government scale back airport security, and reinvest the millions saved into the intelligence services who are our only hope of ACTUALLY catching a bomb? Using traditional police methods of targeted investigations, not trying to push through mass surveillance laws for lazy fishing expeditions? Or does this sounds like too much hard work?

      Phillip.

    3. Re:If I were a terrorist... by jabuzz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You need to remember that thanks to the situation on the island of Ireland almost all terrorism legislation in the UK predates 9.11 As a result it has been an offense to make false bomb threats for quite some time. The guy was an idiot.

    4. Re:If I were a terrorist... by VShael · · Score: 1

      You know, I'd never suggest such a thing obviously. But it would make an interesting social experiment (gedanken experiment, if you will) to place a fake bomb threat and see for yourself that nothing happens because the threat is not credible.

      There is a cost/benefit for these sorts of actions. Closing down the aiport, etc.. is millions of lost pounds, so you *don't* take that action unless you're sure the threat is serious. Hassling an innocent man because you can, and it will make it look as though the police are on the case tracking down every single threat no matter how small or retarded... well, that's cheap. And easy. So hey, let's do that a lot.

    5. Re:If I were a terrorist... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If you did make a genuine bomb threat, then, yes, it would result in chaos and it would cost a lot of money, even if there was no bomb.

      As a result, making a bomb threat is itself a crime.

      It being a joke may well be a defence. However, a defence is something to be used in court, not for the police to determine when they're investigating something that could, conceivably, be serious.

    6. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As a result, making a bomb threat is itself a crime."

      The German government called. They want to hire you.

      I think it's hilarious how the prime solution by politicians is to simply make things illegal. Surely nobody will do something illegal, so it won't happen anymore. Lots of Internet fraud and scams going on? Let's just make them illegal and all those bad guys will stop doing it!

      Unfortuenately the only people they hurt with these kind of laws are regular people. Criminals don't give a damn if making a threat or doing something that could be regarded as preparing an online fraud is illegal. They are doing much worse, yet normal people's actions can be interpreted to be criminal by these laws because they are so general.

      The more we get of these broad "thought crime" laws we get, the easier it is to arrest anybody. Not to mention that they do NOTHING to increase security. They actually decrease security because we have to be afraid of an incompetent government; on top of the other criminals and terrorists.

    7. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, and actually travel to the airport? Pssh, so 20th century.

    8. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with bomb threats being illegal. There's a lot of time and expense involved in evacuating people, tracking down if there is a bomb, time lost (for business/school/whatever), etc. My problem comes when the "bomb threat" is a single tweet that a person makes undirected at anyone.

      Of course, they needed to investigate it, but all they needed to have done was read the rest of his tweets to see whether or not there was any pattern. Checking his Twitter page ( http://twitter.com/pauljchambers ), I see it is protected. He likely did this after the arrest, but if it was this was before the arrest, they could have come in and had him show them his Twitter page.

      Unfortunately, they didn't seem to know anything about Twitter. From http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/twitter-joke-led-to-terror-act-arrest-and-airport-life-ban-1870913.html:

      "I had to explain Twitter to them in its entirety because they'd never heard of it," he said.

      Now, I know some here don't have a high opinion of Twitter, but I think most folks have heard of it and have a general inkling of what it is. If the police department doesn't have anyone that knows what Twitter is, perhaps they need to hire some more Internet-savvy officers to help them in cases like this one. This should have been looked into, quickly determined to have been a joke, and then dropped (with a warning if it'd make the police feel better) for more important cases.

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      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    9. Re:If I were a terrorist... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      So, it's been established that making a bomb threat, in itself, can be used to cause considerable cost and inconvenience, which is why it's illegal. What do you propose as an alternative?

      Ignore all bomb threats? This would include warnings such as those the IRA gave when they did actually have bombs.

      Treat bomb threats seriously, but that the airport should laugh it off and jsut chuckle over the incredible cost as a cost of doing business, thus allowing anyone with a slight grudge to cause considerable disruption without any legal reprecussions?

      Guess which bomb threats are genuine and act accordingly? this would require 100% accuracy for guessing.

      Something else entirely. If so, what?

      Lots of things are illegal. Murder is illegal. Armed robbery is illegal. Should these be legalised? People do commit murder and armed robbery. Should internet fraud be legalised? have I misunderstood your argument?

    10. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      I would make a fake bomb threat in an airport, and then... just leave.

      Millions of dollars wasted, millions of dollars more airport security theater implemented just because, and to top it off no actual bomb needed.

      Given the TSA's history with this sort of thing, they'd probably implement a rule forbidding people from leaving the airport.

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      They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
    11. Re:If I were a terrorist... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Why this focus on airports? There are plenty of places where you could go and do damage or treaten to do damage. Trains, subways and busses are already done in western countries. Buildings have been done. If your desire is to increase paranoya, select places that are now freely accisible. Nightclubs, bars, footbal stadiums, pop concerts, ...

      Any place where there are many people together and no paranoya is available now could be a target. And what about bridges and tunnels. Or target traffic on a monday morning.

      Also you could go outside the large cities. If people won't feel safe anymore in the small vilages, things can go mental very fast.

      The only conclusion is that if somebody wants to blow up something, he will succeed. Unfortunatly that is not a conclusion people want to lve with. People want to be 100% safe and hand over their privacy as if it was free. Privacy is not an issue anymore. We must know what everybody is doing. Be it via twitter, tv shows, newspapers and any other medium. To me privacy is even things I do in public. Even though you can see it, that does (for me) not mean you can fotograph it and store it for any reason.

      You want to see me do something, be there. If not, though luck for you. It is about MY rights, not YOUR rights. If that means that you might need permission of 1.000 people and that is not possible, that is YOUR issue and no reason to invade MY privacy.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    12. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more frightening possibility would be if they coordinated their fake "attack" on multiple airports simultaneously and internationally.

      The system is calibrated to be too sensitive if it is at the point that words could bring it to a standstill and cost millions of dollars.
       

    13. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you miss what effect a lone guy made by sneaking in through the security exit in Newark Liberty International Airport? Setting off a terror alert that shuts down a large terminal for six hours, disrupting hundreds of flights, strands thousands of people, and, in the end, costing taxpayers and airlines a million or two. And the charge is trespassing?... Didn't cost a cent AND it looks like the guy is getting a suspended sentence on the only charge, so not even jail-time.

      If I was a major terrorist organization, it'd be hard to find something more cost efficient.

      And of course by making this post... I now realize I'm probably on the watch list of anti-terrorist organizations... *forehead smack*

    14. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nightclubs in London have been bombed: Link another.

      At some clubs your ID will be scanned when you enter. At many, you will be searched (patted down) for weapons etc. How much security there is depends on the clientèle -- sometimes it's very thorough. However, this is usually to stop people taking knives (or guns) into clubs, rather than bombs.

      I think small villages have been targeted in Northern Ireland, although that might have been by accident. For some reason, this doesn't make the news outside the region. This should be a national (or European) embarrassment, but nothing much seems to happen. There are even walls between streets in Belfast to keep the Protestants away from the Catholics, and vice-versa.

    15. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to see a statistic that says how many bomb threats actually had bombs. All "bomb threat" stories I remember always ended in a prank or some delusional idiot that just wanted some attention.

      When did real terrorist ever issue a bomb threat (and had a real bomb)? They simply blow things up. They don't want people to be able to react. "Dear unbelievers, we spent months planning a dangerous and tricky plot to smuggle a bomb on an airplane. Now that we've succeeded, here's how you can find and disarm it before anything happens: [...]"?

      By taking bomb threats serious, you are encouraging mentally ill people that strife for attention and wrongfully prosecute people that made a questionable joke.

      My argument is that politicians/lawmakers are incompetent and ignorant. They increasingly outlaw general, trivial and easy to misinterpret things. They criminalise things without any idea of the matter. They word laws so general and open that you can twist inconsequential things to fit them. They have no idea what they are talking about and what they issue is, but they think the world will be a better place if you just criminalise something ... anything really; as if real criminals won't do illegal things.

      Sure, we all agree terrorism is bad and should be prevented. Yet how many broad spectrum laws do we need that ruin 1000s regular citizens to catch 1 real criminal?

    16. Re:If I were a terrorist... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      "Just leave"? Hell, Bin Laden could sit in his cave in Pakistan and make prank calls all day, causing American airports to waste billions of dollars. He could even twitter the threats. No need to even go to the airport.

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      Don't take life so seriously. No one makes it out alive.
    17. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      The problem comes with interpreting it as a threat - he clearly had no intention of threatening anyone. When the decision as to what is and is not a threat is left up to the person or entity who decides if they feel threatened, then the law has lost all pretense of being reasonable.

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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    18. Re:If I were a terrorist... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      When did real terrorist ever issue a bomb threat (and had a real bomb)? They simply blow things up. They don't want people to be able to react. "Dear unbelievers, we spent months planning a dangerous and tricky plot to smuggle a bomb on an airplane. Now that we've succeeded, here's how you can find and disarm it before anything happens: [...]"?

      Link Link Link Link

      Given that there's at least some chance that a bomb threat involves an actual bomb, does this affect your opinion at all?

    19. Re:If I were a terrorist... by selven · · Score: 1

      For a threat to be illegal, it has to be directed at someone and, most importantly, it has to be a credible threat. Saying "im gonna kill u lol" on a forum is NOT illegal. A note written in blood expressing hatred for someone's ideas and suggesting a gruesome death with details is much more likely to be punishable.

    20. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the problem: ignorance. They see the Internet as something similar to a newspaper or TV. Everybody with half a brain would laugh at that but that's how they see it; which is reflected in the quality of laws.

      They have no clue, yet they make the laws and hope somebody will fill in the blanks once they are to be applied. Unfortunately nobody in the justice system is any wiser.

      IT and anti-terrorism laws are full of uneducated guesses and broad definitions which would make any expert cry. Politicians are dumb and they try to make up for it by creating unspecific laws that reflect their level of knowledge.

    21. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes sense, but they could only do it a few times, and they know that. And why bother, since they've successfully whipped us up into doing it to ourselves pretty often. They'll want to time it so, if we ever start to realize, collectively, that we're behaving like retards, they strike then to maintain the irrational state.

    22. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      A terrorist hides something flammable in his underwear? We now have to show our naked bodies to security. What should a terrorist claim next to heap humiliation on the average citizen by knee-jerk New Labour?

      Well I wouldn't normanally answer such a cheeky question, butt since you assked so nicely....

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    23. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What do you propose as an alternative?

      Not an alternative as such, but what I'd propose is to start with a rational and sensible definition of what constitutes a bomb threat.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    24. Re:If I were a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! The real terrorists must be incredibly stupid. All they really have to do at this point is to call airports around the world every 2 weeks with fake threats. This will reschedule and cancel so much international travel that it would seriously start harming the global economy. All for the price of a few phone calls a year.

  20. Law & order is reichwing by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1, Informative

    The NuLabour is not "leftist" by any means. Old Labour was. Old Labour is no more.

    Law & order bullshit is right wing. It's the shit peddled by the likes of Sarkozy and Berlusconi that gets such morons elected (by retired assholes).

    1. Re:Law & order is reichwing by GauteL · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quoting the Daily Mail does not give you any credibility whatsoever in political debate. Also note that the author of your article worked for the Daily Express, an even more hate-mongering and populist rag between 1977 and 2000.

    2. Re:Law & order is reichwing by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      but rather by far left Stalinists and Trotskyists

      If you want to spread FUD that is at least remotely truth-like, you should at least avoid obvious self-contradictions - like, for example, Stalinists working alongside Troskyists, when those two factions quite literally fought to death in the past, and consider themselves on the opposite ends of the spectrum even today (FYI, as far as Trotskyists are concerned, Stalinism is essentially imperialistic fascism masquerading as a worker's state).

    3. Re:Law & order is reichwing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed it is a contradiction, and the New Labour project was the first time that the Trots and the Stalinists were able to bury their differences and work together towards a common goal. In this, they have been incredibly successful, even though they have had to dispense with some of the original goals of their respective Communist projects, such as nationalising industry and dismantling missile defences.

      Their success is measured by the sad fact that a political party cannot succeed in modern Britain unless it adopts their progressive agenda. We see this now with David Cameron, the well-known Tony Blair impersonator, who has destroyed everything even remotely conservative within the Conservative Party, leaving it a hollow shell of mimiced Labour policies and empty politically-correct language.

      The author of that article, Peter Hitchens, is a former Trotskyite turned apostate. Who better to comment on the far-left-wing takeover of the Labour Party than someone who supported such a thing in 1980, and rejected it by the 90s? And there is plenty of corroborating evidence if you are willing to look for it: the shady Stalinist past of Jack Straw or Peter Mandelson, perhaps, not to mention the Milibands and Ken Livingstone, and the much older evidence of Soviet infiltration of the trade unions and Labour Party.

      Labour are not evil because they are right wing. Labour are evil because they are far-left social progressives with an authoritarian agenda. I only wish that more people were able to understand this, particularly with the spectre of integration into the great Soviet project of our time, known of course as the European Union.

  21. I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree with the Slashdot opinion that Britain tends to go overboard with police action lately, but honestly in this case I'm not so sure they were wrong. The man wrote:

    Robin Hood airport is closed. You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!

    Sounds like a bomb threat to me. I didn't see any context indicating that this is merely a joke.

    I was taught by my parents, many many years before 9/11, that making bomb threats, even jokingly, is a bad idea because if anyone mistakenly takes you seriously, it WILL get you in trouble and possibly arrested. Maybe this guy's mom should have taught him the same thing.

    1. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's from the UK and has a mum, not a mom.

    2. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by MrHanky · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, it sounds unmistakably like a joke, and the fact that you and three Slashdot moderators think otherwise is simply an indication of the high occurence of autism on this site.

    3. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by breadstic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds like a bomb threat to me. I didn't see any context indicating that this is merely a joke.

      How about the fact that he posted it on twitter? If he was actually making a bomb threat and going to tell the world about it, surely telling the airport or the police themselves would be one of the first ports of call... not simply posting it on a microblogging website with a whole bunch of information that would lead you straight to him.

    4. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a bomb threat to me. I didn't see any context indicating that this is merely a joke.

      Exactly! If he's left a winky emoticon at the end, none of this would have happened...

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    5. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless he's from Telford. Everyone speaks American because mom & pop left them at home to be educated by the TV.

    6. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by petes_PoV · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it sounds unmistakably like a joke,

      No, you're quite wrong. Jokes are funny, they make people laugh.There's nothing even remotely joke-like in the statement. Stupid, ridiculous, ill-advised and correctly punctuated maybe but if you said those words to a million people, even drunk ones, not a single one would laugh. In my book, that makes it a failure as a joke.

      Next question: were the police right to overreact like that? Obviously no, though if making unfunny jokes on an internett site was a crime, we'd all be in chokey.

      Next question: don't the cops have anything better to do than goof around on twitter? Again, apparently not - though maybe if they had solved all the outstanding crimes and banged-up all the criminals there might be an excuse for it.

      Next question: think of one simple way to screw up someone's life; Correct, impersonate them on twitter and make stoopid threats.

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      politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
    7. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I am not from the UK but I can understand England's reaction to a bomb treat, after all, the guys have had a very bad history of bombs and other terrorist attacks...

    8. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Morg · · Score: 0

      I see. It is a shame perhaps that your parents did not teach you to think for yourself, and that freedom of thought and expression are two of the things that make the UK and US infinitely better places to live than many of the countries of the world. No doubt you saw the British police as justified in killing Jean Charles de Menezes, or how about the guy killed during the G 20 protest ? They were no doubt troublemakers, not lucky enough to have a 'mom' who taught them the importance of keeping in line which authorities make a mockery of the concepts of liberty and freedom. People like this Twitter guy are not the enemy. Terrorists and religious nut-jobs are the enemy. I repeat. Ordinary, decent hard-working citizens are not the enemy. The police were more than 'wrong'. They were an embarassment. Decent people in the UK lose faith in them every time a story like this comes up.

    9. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was taught by my father to joke when you're frustrated.

      When my parents went on their honeymoon in Jamaica, my mother broke her neck after looking under a small waterfall. After some time in a run down hospital, they cut their honeymoon short and headed home. Unfortunately, they were redirected to Chicago. My father insisted that there had better be medical personnel on the ground. When they landed, the plane didn't approach the airport. Instead, it sat on the runway while police and ambulances surrounded it.

      Some uniformed officers came aboard, approached my father and gruffly asked if he was the one who requested medical assistance. As they led them off the plane, all of the frustrations of the previous day (trust me, I've shortened the story) got to be too much and he whispered to my mother "I guess they found the bomb."

      When they went to get their luggage later on, they found it stuck to one side all chained up. The police officers there told him that someone had reported there was a bomb on the plane and since their luggage had been unclaimed (since they were in the hospital), it was pulled aside.

      He was just lucky he didn't do this today. Instead of his luggage being chained up on the side, it would have been blown up to make sure there was no bomb. Then he would have been arrested and sent to jail on terrorism charges for making bomb threats. Finally, law enforcement would pat themselves on their backs about what a good job they did stopping the "frustrated joker bomber."

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    10. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It being a bad idea to have made an (even joking) bomb threat is not the same thing as the police not being wrong to have arrested someone for making a frustrated (not humourous) joke.

      Yes it was a bad idea. A very bad idea. But no, it was not sensible or proportionate or a good use of public funds to arrest the guy.

    11. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by MotorMachineMercenar · · Score: 1

      Perhaps things are a bit different in Anonymous Cowardlandia, but in the real world Robin Hood airport doesn't exist.

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    12. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.robinhoodairport.com/

    13. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      it sounds unmistakably like a joke.

      I think you have a rotten sense of humour. There are no puns, there's no setup, bait, hook, or punchline. Also, he doesn't mention your mama, Knock Knock, or Chuck Norris.

    14. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Alioth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The police weren't trawling Twitter: according to the article in The Independent, a "friend" grassed him up.

    15. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's particularly foolish to do this in the UK, a country that has had real bombings for decades from the IRA and the rather odd tube bombs a few years ago. A number of companies linked to govt contracts still teach new employees how to handle bomb threats should they be the one to receive the call. Venting his frustrations on an airport when the country ground to a half over the recent snow demonstrates what a whiny shit he is. Having him shook up a little may help him learn to stop being such a wanker (UK version).

    16. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously fucking kidding me?

      If you can't see that that is clearly a joke you're socially retarded; even without the backstory.

      How about this one: If those limey pigs don't stop acting like jackboots I'm going to fart so hard it'll blow buckingham palace (and every other London landmark including the airport) into the river Thames - from all of the way "across the pond."

      The way to combat this sort of thing is for everyone to start making jokes on twitter and eveywhere else at the same time.

      What a waste of time, money and police resources - and yes, I blame the asshole who made the call on this, not the frustrated traveller who was clearly within his rights to make a fucking joke.

    17. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by d474 · · Score: 1

      Congrats! You actually took the effort to take a Twitter comment OUT OF CONTEXT (they are at most only 140 characters). You conveniently left out the first part, the most important part, of the guy's Twitter comment: "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got...."

      Wow. If I had mod points, I'd label you (-1, Misleading). The word "Crap!" at the beginning clearly changes the tone of the post and the fact that you deliberately left it out just underscores that point. Agenda much?

      --
      Authority questions you. Return the favor.
    18. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if your girlfriend said "hey honey, since you're snowed in and not going on that business trip, er, I could, er, blow you sky-high", would that be a bomb threat too? Should you shop-her to the cops, or unzip your trousers and have the best time of your life?

      IMHO, a bomb threat requires you to say something like "there's a bomb in the airport which will explode [in X time|unless X happens]". I would also expect you'd probably want to make sure your bomb threat is actually received by the people you're threatening. Posting it on Twitter so that they might google it in a years time probably isn't all that useful. Vaguely making threats is very different from making clear and unambiguous threats, and as educated adults we ought to be able to tell the difference.

      Personally, I feel sorry for all those kids in the playground who say stuff like "get off me or I'll kill you". They've all just become attempted murderers.

    19. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      No, jokes are rarely funny. Like the other guy said, there's no mention of your mama, knock knock or Chuck Norris -- other examples of (mostly) unfunny jokes.

      And yes, it's evidently a joke, in that he combines two trite clichés in an absurd manner: 1) the whining about closed airports with 2) the threat of terrorism. It's someone who depends on the airport suggesting to destroy it, in order to get them to fix it. It's self-evidently absurd, i.e. an obvious joke. EOD.

      The fact that you don't 'get it' does not make that any less evident, but it does say a bit about you. Asperger, am I right?

    20. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by kramerd · · Score: 1

      The difference, of course, being that people from the UK can't spell properly.

    21. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was arrested a _week_ after he posted that.... but the airport still stands and he hadn't ordered any explosives on Amazon. I guess he rescheduled his appointment and forgot to update the rest of us. OR the police just saw "I'm blowing the airport sky high!!" I now expect both of us to be arrested in a week.

    22. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Cederic · · Score: 1

      What, this one?
      http://www.robinhoodairport.com/

      Disclaimer: I used to work for the company that used to own it.

    23. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Perhaps if you knew this guy, then the threat could have been written off as a joke, but not everybody on the internet knows you personally. If you're going to make public comments that require personal insight to interpret, then be prepared for unintended consequences.

      The police did exactly the right thing in this case, and people are blasting them for responding to a joke. Well for fuck sake, that's the whole point of investigating. It's not like they charged him with masterminding a terrorist plot then sent him to Gitmo. They knocked on his door to see WTF he was thinking, and the answer turned out to be that he wasn't thinking at all. Ha ha, stupid police? No, ha ha stupid person who posted a "joke" about blowing an airport in a public forum.

      Yes, people make idle threats all the time, and there's no risk to public safety, but people also make active threats all the time, even as jokes. In fact, making jokes about things like violence to self or others is one of the *key* indicators of future action. Even if most threats are idle, most violent acts are still preceded by threats. That doesn't mean you ignore all threats; that means there's a lot of work to sort out the two, which in many cases involves talking to the people who make them.

    24. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by RandomU · · Score: 1

      For those claiming that the fact that he made the statement on the internet shows it was a joke because a terrorist wouldn’t be dumb enough to do that, Please read the following and learn the realities of life.

      #1 Some terrorists ARE DUMB! Most terrorist organizations don’t require IQ tests, Medical Exams, or Sexual harassment training before hiring you. A terrorist cell in Iraq used the mentally retard because they ARE dumb enough to strap a bomb to themselves and go BOOM.

      #2 Not everyone who commits or threatens to commit an act of violence is what by most definitions would be called a terrorist. Many are lone nuts looking for attention or venting their anger.

      #3 For those who still want to hold that a person seriously intent on harming and killing people would NEVER do so on the internet consider this remark made online in Germany in March 2009...

      "Everyone laughs at me. No one recognizes my potential. I mean this seriously. I have got a weapon here and tomorrow I am going to go to my former school and give them hell.”

      The next day 17-year-old Tim Kretchmer went to school and killed 15 people.

      Try this one from 2008 about Christian Mogensen

      “A computer consultant killed his wife and then took his own life just hours after posting a grim announcement about the murder-suicide on his website.”

      As for this idiots threat there is NOTHING in the message that suggests it’s a joke. If the police had done nothing and next week 22 people were killed when a bomb went off at the airport, how loud would the public outcry of “The police knew this was going to happen but they did nothing!!!”

      Random

    25. Re:I'm not convinced the police was wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it sounds unmistakably like a joke, and the fact that you and three Slashdot moderators think otherwise is simply an indication of the high occurence of autism on this site.

      If my best friend said this to me in private, I'd take it as a joke.
      If a random stranger said it to me in an airport I'd be mildly concerned.
      If someone I knew was mentally ill said this to me at all I would take it quite seriously.

      But let's change this up a little bit.
      A few weeks ago, a man in my hometown was at a retail store, and very angry about a return not being accepted. He sent a text message to a couple of his friends which read "They still won't listen to me. If the manager doesn't call me back like he said, I'm going to burn the place down." A couple days later the store was burned to the ground. One of this guy's friends called the cops and tipped them off, and they found arson supplies in his garage. And no, I don't mean a gas can, I mean jugs with fuel and fuses which matched what the fire marshal found at the scene. His defense is that he was just kidding with his close buddies. We'll find out in a month or two if a jury agrees with him.

      And if you really think that anybody can tell if that is a joke or not from what was in his "tweet", then I propose that you are in your own little fantasy world.

  22. Satire / Comedy in publication is illegal now? by Rivalz · · Score: 1

    Someone help me out here. If someone were to post a satire joke, poem, or comedic phrase involving blowing up the planet via twitter would be actionable offense and any organization would be foaming at the mouth to have first dibs on this person. I understand questioning an individual and holding them for the normal time. But arresting and charging someone with a crime is not the way to handle things.

  23. Re:This happens weekly by sciencewatcher · · Score: 0

    I read the story. I don't make references towards bomb threads in any remote way on twitter or anywhere else. In 1991, ten years before 9/11 I left from Amsterdam airport. I was greeted by two MP's with automatic rifles in the passenger terminals and the airliner I was on was escorted on the runway by two armoured cars. All passengers were questioned by two independent agents. There and then I figured it is not wise to even remotely hint at explosions. I later got arrested on suspicion of espionage after being caught taking a video of an orange grove. Learn to deal with the world we are living in.

  24. idiot by chentiangemalc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Interesting a lot of people defending this guy - but threatening to blow up an airport is just stupid. this is nothing new with bomb threats though , even pre-9/11 when in primary school somebody called our principal and made a bomb threat, and the whole school had to be cleared for the day while it was searched, and even though no bomb was found the police still spent some effort to find the prankster, because even as a joke there is a necessity for such threats to be investigated, and is a waste of police resources and time. don't even bother with proxy, just don't make bomb threats, it's not smart or funny.

    1. Re:idiot by krou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If he got on the phone and called the airport, I may agree with you. But making a comment on his private Twitter account? What's next, imprisonment because you make a comment in an IRC chatroom as a joke to someone else? A private message on Messenger or Skype? Even if he made the comment on a public Twitter account, it's difficult to understand how anyone could've taken what he wrote as a serious, credible bomb threat. Frankly, the police in this country are out of control. I'm sick of total surveillance all the time, ordinary people being harassed for no good reason, and anti-terror legislation being misused for the most bogus purposes imaginable.

      --
      'If Christ had tweeted the sermon on the mount, it might have lasted until nightfall.' - John Perry Barlow
    2. Re:idiot by Permutation+Citizen · · Score: 1

      This tweet was intended to be read by the guy's friends.

      That police performs search all tweets for potential terrorist is already quite disturbing. Anyway, we can imagine this is a way to gather information on actual extremist group, at least amateur ones. And reading public information doesn't require a warrant.

      But they should be able to understand context of such a message. If not, I afraid they can not catch real threats efficiently.

    3. Re:idiot by netpixie · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree. In this case exactly the right thing happened. The Police acted appropriately, and everything is OK with the world.

      What is sad is that the parent post (currently) isn't top-rated, instead it's some off-topic nonsense. WTF?

      By all means have a go when stupid laws shaft innocent people, but when sensible laws shaft idiots, then there is nothing to complain about.

    4. Re:idiot by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Interesting a lot of people defending this guy - but threatening to blow up an airport is just stupid
      don't even bother with proxy, just don't make bomb threats, it's not smart or funny

      The proxy is a particularly stupid idea - and all too typically geek. If your defenses are breached, you will be approached as a real threat. No more fun and games.

      Staten Island Teen Arrested in Apple Store Bomb Threat [Jam 13]

    5. Re:idiot by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      This tweet was intended to be read by the guy's friends.

      So? I don't suppose Osama Bin Laden's emails are exactly cc'd to the CIA.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    6. Re:idiot by VShael · · Score: 1

      but threatening to blow up an airport is just stupid.

      Suppose I wrote the same sentences in my diary. Would that constitute making a bomb threat? Bear in mind, I've told no-one at the airport that I'd intend to blow it up.

      Suppose my diary is not under lock and key, but is open to a few friends and family. Again, I've made no communication to the airport or anyone associated with it. Does this constitute me making a threat to them?

      His twitter post was made in the reasonable expectation that it would never be seen by anyone related to the airport. It is therefore reasonable to assume it wasn't a bomb threat. If he had sent a letter to the airport, even anonymously, the reverse would be true.

    7. Re:idiot by chrb · · Score: 0

      Just like all the idiots who, when asked by the airport staff if there's anything dangerous in their bags, think it'd be funny to say "yes, a bomb!" ha bloody ha.

    8. Re:idiot by Permutation+Citizen · · Score: 1

      That's not my point.

      - You tell your friends you will blow up an airport
      - You tell director of airport you will blow up it.

      This is not the same thing. Your friends will understand it is a joke. Director of airport will take it as a risk even if it looks like a joke.

    9. Re:idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His twitter post was made in the reasonable expectation that it would never be seen by anyone related to the airport. It is therefore reasonable to assume it wasn't a bomb threat.

      This is slashdot. With your low user ID you should know stupid lame excuses like that don't fly here.

      He put it *ON THE FUCKING INTERNET* for anyone to see.

      This is the standard slashdot answer when some fool whines about people viewing and downloading his company's confidential information because it was mistakenly put into an unsecured directory on a server.

      It also applies to stupid jokes that you'd not dare utter inside an airport but think are appropriate to tweet.

    10. Re:idiot by VShael · · Score: 1

      You and I both know that once anything gets on the internet, it's probably there for life.

      But the sort of person who uses twitter, or who uploads naked pics of themselves to myspace, or emails them to the person they are currently dating (in the foolish expectation that it will last for ever)... or even the sort of person who says their boyfriends seed was "yum" (Claire Swires, you are remembered yet)... well, these people don't understand that.

      The amount of cases online where average everyday people don't understand the permanence of the internet or how widespread it is, should convince you that the public can have a reasonable expectation of privacy, without that expectation being in any way realistic.

      The Claire Swires example is actually a good one. Because the first weak link the chain was one of his friends who felt "honour bound" to pass it on. These were people who used computers and email every day in work, and they still seemed to have no idea of the potential long-term damage that clicking "FORWARD" can do.

      Would you or I threaten the President of the USA on twitter? Of course not. Even if the twitter account was marked "private" and had no followers, we're just not that stupid. But you and I do not represent the average user.

    11. Re:idiot by RicardoGCE · · Score: 1

      Am I a terrorist or simply someone bored with the daily walk to and from the workplace?

      You're a geek who should realize The Matrix isn't the only movie he's allowed to watch.

    12. Re:idiot by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Except in some obvious actions by separatist groups, bomb threats are always fake. It is not "necessary" to respond to bomb threats anymore than it is necessary to scramble all air defenses when a UFO is reported.

    13. Re:idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorist bomber tells his terrorist friends he'll blow up the airport.

      Unless you are 100% sure none of his friends are terrorists, you're going to have to investigate this.

    14. Re:idiot by chentiangemalc · · Score: 1

      According to this report http://www.pmagroup.com/RiskControl/BombThreatManagement.pdf "In the past, the majority of bomb threats turned out to be hoaxes. However, today more of the threats are materializing. Thus, management's first consideration must be for the safety of people. It is practically impossible to determine immediately whether a bomb threat is real or a hoax."

    15. Re:idiot by SpaceCadets · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a story a while back about a kid that got arrested for making bomb threats in Barrens (WoW) chat? Don't know what country, and probably got some facts wrong, but the interwebs has eyes.

    16. Re:idiot by SpaceCadets · · Score: 1

      If I was him, I'd want to know which "friend" told the police. Then again, I wouldn't have posted it in the ifrst place.

    17. Re:idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The proxy is a particularly stupid idea - and all too typically geek. If your defenses are breached, you will be approached as a real threat. No more fun and games.

      What happened to that guy in Britain is your idea of "fun and games??"

  25. Guess Britain and the U.S. are safe of Qaeda now by fadir · · Score: 1

    There is no need for more attacks, the authorities do a splendid job at keeping their citizens frightened and in fear.
    Probably just a question of time until they start bigger raids and maybe even start to execute people to be sure that those cannot cause any harm.

    What has the world come to? One bigger terrorist attack and the U.S. bombs the shit out of 2 countries. Some more unsuccessful tries and several countries go mental and start to treat everyone like a possible mass murderer. I guess I get banned from several countries now for posting subversive messages and being a possible threat as well.

    Time to relocate to a lonely island, a long forgotten cave on Antarctica or into a tend in the desert. That sounds almost comfortable compared to what we experience here at the moment.

    (Oh for sarcastically disabled people and authorities: that was sarcasm, all of it. Gotta make sure to add that to every post on the net now. You never know who's just waiting with a gun next to your door ...)

  26. Re:This happens weekly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. The environment can adapt to me, thanks, or the environment can fuck off.

  27. Finally an XKCD joke that does not exist yet. by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

    Draw two stickpeople having sex, label one of them as being 17, you guessed it, you're a sex offender.

    and probably won't

    --
    Nae king! Nae laird! Nae yurrupiean pressedent! We willna be fooled again!
  28. Re:This happens weekly by Leynos · · Score: 1

    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

    In short, no thanks.

    --
    "Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
  29. Terrorists win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terrorists win.

    We can't even joke anymore. I don't know how many times I've said I would blow up something when I got pissed off at it.

  30. Why are so many rushing to his defense? by pspahn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You say, "the terrorists won" when things like this happen. But to me, it sounds like most of you are on the same side as them. So quick to bash the security agencies, when you all should be having a little more concern over your own thoughts. This was obviously a lack of common sense on the poster's part. You don't honestly believe that a bomb threat that sounds legitimate would be simply ignored, do you? If you think bomb threats should be ignored, then you're on the wrong side.

    We live in different times now, get used to it. Your days of making jokes at the taxpayer's expense are over, and the sooner you all get the message the better. I'm not keen on the public paying for this kind of crap when that money could instead be used towards education... something most of you apparently need.

    --
    Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
    1. Re:Why are so many rushing to his defense? by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Well you swallowed the govt kool aid didnt you?

      The terrorists have won, when we as a society are afraid. I am sick of cowards who allow themselves to be scared, giving the terrorists exactly what they want. Show some balls and get informed.

      You are in far more danger of death form a car accident than terrorism, yet we dont see billions being spent to prevent that far greater danger.

      .

  31. There's a bomb in this message. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This message will explode in 30 seconds!

  32. Some world... by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Where, if you make a joke of killing thousands of people, that's ok, but god help you if you call somebody a chink or a honkey or a nigger, that's really the threat to society.

    --
    This is my sig.
  33. Lessons in Literalism by macraig · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    This is a lesson in appropriate literalism for this chap, isn't it? When you have the urge to scream something at the top of your lungs in the town square, you'd bloody well better make certain there's no room for misinterpretation, not to mention readiness to own those utterances, eh? When has that EVER not been good advice? Whether there's a real threat of a Big Brother in U.K. or not, this is just a story about a thoughtless wanker who likes to spout off in places that aren't very private, and he's learned the possible consequences of his spouting being misunderstood. This is really not so different from, say, Don Imus in USA making racist remarks on the radio; Imus got smacked around hard for being a thoughtless wanker and lost his job, too, and he was a bit more influential than this chap.

    1. Re:Lessons in Literalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He didn't scream it at the top of his lungs in the town square, you fucking cunt. His twitter was private, he said it in a small conversation between his friends. Then one of those friends reported him, because they are a well-conditioned little citizen like you, and the police came down on him like a ton of bricks. For a joke between friends. How the fuck can you defend this, you fucking unashamed fascist?

    2. Re:Lessons in Literalism by macraig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nowhere in TFA does it state that the Twitter feed in question was private, so how exactly would you know that? Either you have access to information not in TFA, or you DON'T actually know that it was private. If in fact it was private, then why didn't you support your argument with proof of that? If it wasn't private, then your entire expletive-ridden diatribe is baseless.

    3. Re:Lessons in Literalism by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Oh shut up or I'll shoot you in the face with a bazooka.

      --
      Brain surgery - it's not rocket science!
    4. Re:Lessons in Literalism by macraig · · Score: 1

      Do you hear that knock on your door? It's the police come calling to have a chat about your post declaring an intent to cause physical harm on Slashdot. Please do turn the bazooka on them and go out in a blaze of glory, so that every other damned fool thing you might do or say becomes a moot issue.

    5. Re:Lessons in Literalism by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      For the record I should point out that my above post was hilarious.

      --
      Brain surgery - it's not rocket science!
    6. Re:Lessons in Literalism by macraig · · Score: 1

      What a coincidence... so was mine!

    7. Re:Lessons in Literalism by mjwx · · Score: 1

      For the record I should point out that my above post was hilarious.

      Then let the record be corrected. Your post was stupid and we are all poorer from reading it.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    8. Re:Lessons in Literalism by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Whereas yours has improved and enriched my life and for that I am forever indebted.

      --
      Brain surgery - it's not rocket science!
  34. The terrorist ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... is the man telling you to be afraid.

  35. in ohio we call this the dummie tax by cedarhillbilly · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    duh, what are you thinking?

  36. Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like what happened to $cientology protestor Keith Henson who made a joke about a "Tom Cruise Missile", and was arrested, tried, and convicted.

  37. His Employers Are Taking This Seriously by judgecorp · · Score: 5, Informative

    At eWEEK Europe, we have spoken to his employers, and confirmed that he is suspended from work for the next couple of weeks. The damage to his work prospects may be the most serious aspect of the story. We await any comment from the company concerned. Peter Judge

  38. How is this any different... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From waving around a toy gun or selling sugar and pretending it's cocaine? You can get arrested for those things as well because of the potential damage you might cause. Same as yelling "Fire" in the middle of a theatre.

    Fact is, if this guy actually did blow something up and the government didn't do something about it because they didn't think he was serious, they would be crucified. Look at how the US government is being hit because they didn't take seriously the warnings of the father of the man who tried to blow up that plane on Christmas Day?

    Some people need to grow up and get serious. There is no such thing as a "joke" bomb threat in this day and age.

  39. Dumb vs. Stupid by mseeger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While the police action did not speak for much common sense and understanding of modern communication, neither does the Twitter posting speak of intelligence of the poster. Saying "You got one week to get your shit together or i will blow you sky high" can be interpreted wrongly and IMHO you have to be quite dumb to make such jokes in public.

    I think both parties involved have trouble with Twitter. The police had no method of putting that posting into a context. They interpreted it as a standalone message. The poster did not care, how that statement looks as a standalone message. For him his own Twitter context was applied automagically.

    While i put quite some blame on the police, i do not think the poster is free of it. Been questioned for several hours seems to be fair for that. But being suspended from the job and banned for life from that airport is very excessive IMHO.

    CU, Martin

  40. idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting a lot of people defending this guy - but threatening to blow up an airport is just stupid.

    While making jokes about bomb threats may or may not be the smartest thing to do these days, I used to look for security weaknesses or blindspots at every government building I worked over the years going back before September 11, 2001. In my mind I would plot how to penetrate the facility for the purpose of merely getting past security and any CCTV cameras. Surprisingly, an actual attack would have been almost too easy to execute. High-powered rifle to take-out the CCTV cameras; walk up to the security desk and toss a couple grenades or more quietly shoot the one or two security guards, they fall behind the high counter concealing their corpses, jump the turn-style and walk around the building. Am I a terrorist or simply someone bored with the daily walk to and from the workplace?

  41. Orwellian thought crime? by Seismologist · · Score: 4, Informative
    This pretty much sums it up for me from TFA:

    The civil libertarian Tessa Mayes, an expert on privacy law and free speech issues, said: "Making jokes about terrorism is considered a thought crime, mistakenly seen as a real act of harm or intention to commit harm. "The police's actions seem laughable and suggest desperation in their efforts to combat terrorism, yet they have serious repercussions for all of us. In a democracy, our right to say what we please to each other should be non-negotiable, even on Twitter."

    --
    ~ In Trust, We Trust ~
  42. Obvious solution by nicc777 · · Score: 1

    Everybody should start tweeting similar messages. What are they going to do? Arrest 100 million people? I think not...

    --
    Need an ISP in South Africa?
    1. Re:Obvious solution by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      100 million people on do not fly list, and a few random ones who started it all get a HM Revenue & Customs 'epic win'.

      --
      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  43. What part of "use a proxy" can't he understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Under the terrorism legislation in almost every country there is no requirement for proof or evidence to detain, question, arrest, and charge an individual the Government deems a threat. However, unlike the anti-gangsterism law the terrorism act is invoked on a daily basis. Security Theatre as defined by Bruce Schneier has now replaced Masterpiece Theatre once hosted by Alistair Cooke on PBS in the USofA.

    Please send your donations to "The Government" so they can protect you from terrorists and you will receive a "War on Terror" coffee mug as a token of appreciation.

  44. Easy fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone please send exactly the same message. Make sure that the police and courts have lots and lots of work to do and your reps gets rapped hard for letting this crap happen.

  45. Human rights. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1, Troll

    Human rights are for everyone, including the people who took this guy's "joke" seriously. I don't think freedom of speech gives one the right to make bomb threats or (more classically) shout "fire" in a theater, both of those acts may lead either to injury and/or financial loss. Even if it was a joke you will still have to convince a judge that a resonable person would not take your words seriously in the context they were given.

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  46. Could be worse by farlukar · · Score: 1

    He could have not been taking pictures of a sewer grate.
    Now that's terrism.

    --
    Ceci n'est pas une .sig
  47. anticipated disinformation agents arrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This kind of formal language does not change the fact that context is needed to determine crime.
    Crime is defined by intention as much as by act.
    When there is neither, there should be an apology.

    Your parents are cowards if they actually asked you to follow such rules.
    Your sentence is to meant to discourage youngsters from speaking against anyone on Twitter.

    All Govts know that the youth participate most in protests.
    And all Govts are afraid of Twitter.

    And so you could be spreading FUD for any Govt.
    Including USA and China.

    This took seven days to the arrest only because some Nu-Labour sinister minister wants to use this to intimidate people from posting honest opinions on twitter.

    This is the chill effect being put to work. This is the signature of fascism.

    Elections are approaching in many countries and scandals are mounting.

    We are not stupid idiots.

    1. Re:anticipated disinformation agents arrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, not being able to go around saying "I'm going to blow up the airport in a week" without raising suspicion is a true signature of fascism.

      Ya know, I hear that it's even illegal in some places to yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater. It's like we don't have ANY rights left anymore! ...dumbass.

  48. Don't be a moron by Snaller · · Score: 1

    He is not a terrorist! He has nothing to hide! I didn't know he was living a fascist state!

    --
    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  49. what are we gonna do tonight bwain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the same thing we do every night pinky

    TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD

  50. Lessons learned by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

    And the guy's now thinking, "Damnit!!! Things were going so well with my bombing plans... I'd done step 1 'Identify target'... step 2 'obtain explosives'... step 3, 'post plans on worldwide public forum without obfuscation of any kind'... and then suddenly everything goes to shit for no reason. What did I do wrong?? How can I help my fellow al quaida brothers learn from whatever subtle mistake I must have made? Well, time to escape from prison... I'll start by loudly yelling my intention to do so every night at lockdown..."

    I say, hats off to the fine policework in this situation. Keep those terrorists on the run, boys!

    --
    - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
  51. plural of anecdote is credit report by epine · · Score: 1

    Good luck getting a job with children when that accusation is revealed to a potential employer.

    Sometimes when the world conspires to enact injustice, it's the prison wardens of small minds in the general population who need to be taken to task. Likewise with your credit record. A merchant can make an unfounded allegation about payment failure, and the blotch is hard to remove. Soon people begin to fear the malingering blotch and behave in frightened, risk averse ways, which the worst of the merchants soon begin to exploit.

    Personally, I think the solution is to add teeth to the liability laws, to the point that when a person suffers an social injury (such as denial of employment and credit), there is someone useful to sue for having allowed the unsubstantiated information to flow around the loop in the first place.

    Comments that quickly get you sued if you mention them in public can be erected as monuments if you commit them to permanent electronic storage, equally without basis, and then dress up the reports with an agency masthead. It doesn't even matter if the agency can tell their torus from a hole in the ground.

    Michael Hicks

    Every time his family is detained by airport security for extra Vaseline, it's an offence against their reputation and dignity in the court of small minds who witness the spectacle.

    Kind of makes a guy want to set up a credit reporting agency on relationship fidelity. A solid marketing tie-in to a couple of dating agencies, you could do pretty good, $20 for a quick peak at the morning-after decorum score would find many takers. Or just a quick $5 for the post-coital returns-your-call score.

    Of course, 100% of your data would be scurrilous, but a solidly designed masthead on the official-looking fidelity report seems to take care of this. Something like "by appointment of the queen" if your headquarters reside in the BVI. Don't touch that one if you reside in the U.K. The queen has rights under British law.

    I just don't get why credit reporting agencies and the police enjoy this giant loophole on damaging reputations with unfounded data, when liability laws are in other regards extremely strict on this matter.

    How about one that would appeal to my exogenous backbone, my poker cue of moral outrage? How about a public CYA cowardice index, which details the many small cowardly decisions people make in life, such as not to interview a person because you've discovered an unsubstantiated allegation as part of a background check, knowing full well that the agency in question does not vouch that there is any reality behind the aspersion, but you then decide to cover your own by screening the person out from further consideration nevertheless, on the grounds that your peers will prove equally mired in cowardice in the judgement of your actions.

    Those are the many tiny moral transactions by which our faulty instruments of government ascend into the shadowy penumbra of totalinariasm.

    The reason there is so much blame in this world against government is that secretly wish government to function well enough to protect us from our own cowardice, which it rarely fails to achieve.

    We could start by demanding a reversal in this effective debasement of our liability laws.

  52. Re:This happens weekly by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Thieving bastard, give me back my sig!!!!

    BTW: Unreason is not a virtue. The vast majority of unreasonable men end up dead or in a cage due to their unreason, it's only the lucky few who get to be despots and dictators.

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  53. Or just be on the NO FLY LIST by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or just be on the NO FLY LIST.

    1. Re:Or just be on the NO FLY LIST by Hojima · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He doesn't deserve to get anything. A quote from the article: "On 13 January, after apparently receiving a tip-off from a member of the public, police arrived at Mr Chambers' office...I had to explain Twitter to them in its entirety because they'd never heard of it." So now there's a new recipe to be an asshole. Find any piece of written evidence of someone you hate that they "intend" to do ANYTHING harmful, and mail it to the police. Then anonymously report it and watch the police go ape-shit.

    2. Re:Or just be on the NO FLY LIST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only we (the British) don't have such a thing. Of course, we seem to spend most of our time licking US 'special places', so he might well end up on the US No Fly List, but that's a different subject.

    3. Re:Or just be on the NO FLY LIST by recrudescence · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Anonymous reporting isn't as easy as you might think in the UK.

      I once called in to report a particularly gruesome fight that was happening right outside my building. It took 5 minutes of them collecting information on *ME* (that was in no way particularly related to the call) before they would even start listening to the problem. And apparently that's protocol.

      One other time, a friend and I saw someone walk into a house (he didn't spot us) and seconds later we heard glass smashing, so we called the police. Again, same line of personal questioning started before I could even start reporting the problem, so I tried to point out that I prefered this to be a simple 'anonymous tip' (just like the movies!)
      ... that only made the line of questioning a lot stricter, such as nationality, why was I walking in that particular neighbourhood away from my residence, etc.

      There is *no* way I'm ever reporting anything to the police ever again. I'll only consider it (carefully) if it's my house they're breaking into

    4. Re:Or just be on the NO FLY LIST by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      They must get a lot of prank calls in the UK to carry on with all that screening.

      I live in Australia. I've phoned the cops once. They asked what I was calling about and got the details of the crime. After I'd finished telling them everything they asked for my name and I said I'd prefer to remain Anonymous and hung up.

      Don't bother calling 000 for an Ambulance though, they've ignored calls by people lost in the Bush and kept asking for a street address & suburb (which he obviously couldn't give). They also gave some sarcastic reply to the first caller who rang up when a train derailed in 2005.

    5. Re:Or just be on the NO FLY LIST by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I once called in to report a particularly gruesome fight that was happening right outside my building. It took 5 minutes of them collecting information on *ME* (that was in no way particularly related to the call) before they would even start listening to the problem. And apparently that's protocol.

      I would just say "oh my god, there's a fight outside, I think you need to summon the police and an ambulance" and hang up. If they call back, don't answer.

    6. Re:Or just be on the NO FLY LIST by Alcoholist · · Score: 1

      I'm on the No Fly List you insensitive clod :)

      Seriously, I'm on it. Or rather, someone who has the exact same name as me is on it. I got held up for a bit at Pearson flying to Vegas because of it. But then again, I'm from Canada, and we all know what a terrorist hotbed this place is.

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      Bibo Ergo Sum.
  54. His ordeal doesn't end here; may still be charged by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They couldn't risk not arresting the guy.

    Indeed - I'm not too concerned over the arrest because it can be hard telling real threats from jokes when something is said in public.

    But what concerns me far more is that, even though it's clear it's a joke now, he still faces problems:

    * He's on bail.
    * He may be charged with "conspiring to create a bomb hoax".
    * He's been suspended from work - apparently we're guilty until proven innocent now.
    * They've confiscated "his iPhone, laptop and home computer".

    That last one is a particular concern - whilst totally unnecessary, it now seems standard for people to lose access to items which are fast becoming essential items in today's society, for communication and in some cases their livelihoods. Sometimes they're taken for searches, but there's apparently such a backlog that you can kiss goodbye to your equipment for many months.

    No doubt they'll be scanning the hard disk to find if there's any other random "crime" that they can get him on too.

    More generally, there's also the problem of blurring the lines between statements intended for friends, but that can be read by anyone.

    Consider, if someone made the same joke in a pub, even though that's a public place, would it make sense for the person to go through that ordeal, because a random member of the public heard them and phoned the police? (Although I guess at least you could deny ever having said it in that instance...)

  55. No, he wasn't simply released by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This guy was simply arrested, questioned, and released.

    From the original article http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/twitter-joke-led-to-terror-act-arrest-and-airport-life-ban-1870913.html :

    * He's on bail.
    * He may be charged with "conspiring to create a bomb hoax".
    * He's been suspended from work - apparently we're guilty until proven innocent now.
    * They've confiscated "his iPhone, laptop and home computer".

    Yep, you left a few things out of your "simply".

    Not to mention that these days in the UK, an arrest means your DNA and fingerprints are kept on file, even if you're found innocent or never charged.

    I don't see the humor in saying [snip] That's the equivalent of saying [snip]

    I didn't quite catch that, could you repeat it please? Something about you making a threat?

  56. everyone here complaining about this by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    are also complaining that the christmas crotch bomber was not caught. damned if you do, damned if you don't

    the moron made bomb threats at the airport on a social networking site. please explain to me exactly how this is orwellian, intrusive, yro, or any other pseudo-intellectual reference you cling to other than simple common fucking sense: don't make fucking bomb threats at the fucking airport

    or you will, and should, be arrested. what exactly is so controversial or shocking about this to you? it seems like a slam dunk to me

    he didn't use putty to rearrange files on his private server from his iphone, HE POSTED ON TWITTER. you know, public fucking feed? do you understand that any of you pseudo-intellectual twits whining about orwell?

    btw the use of the word "orwellian" has become so knee-jerk here it is no longer a signifier for thoughtfulness any more, but a replacement for thought. that particular fantasy's sell-by date passed away sometime in the cold war. please update your literary references. parrotting ORWELL" *cough* "ORWELL" every fucking time yro comes up that at this point it only makes you look like a vaguely functioning junior high school student. now if you mention LITTLE brother: every kid with a cell phone camera RECORDING THE ABUSES OF THE POLICE (how's that for a twist?), then you've impressed me with an updated modern intellectual repertoire. i want to hear less "orwell", more "rodney king":

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_King

    the real world effect of ubiquitous cameras is its use AGAINST the state. understand you orwell parrotting pseudointellectual twits?

    all of you please shut the fuck up about the EXTREMELY outdated fantasy of orwell, thanks. you don't look intelligent anymore, you look very outdated

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:everyone here complaining about this by Leebert · · Score: 1

      are also complaining that the christmas crotch bomber was not caught. damned if you do, damned if you don't

      It's a fallacy to assume that both opinions are held by the same people.

      I'm making a Low Budget HDV Filipino Horror Movie in NYC

      Are you ever gonna finish that thing? :)

    2. Re:everyone here complaining about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are also complaining that the christmas crotch bomber was not caught. damned if you do, damned if you don't

      Uh...no. Those complaining about this are generally people like me. The ones who know the underwear bomber was a moron who fucking succeed in his plot, as in, managed to get the explosive in the plane AND managed to light them. And the only one he managed to harm was himself, as he set his pants on fire.

      That's what we're fighting idiots. That's what we're inconveniencing massive amounts of people and spending so much money on. Sure, every once in a while, people manage to be successful. It's far more likely that you're going to die in an armed robbery at your nearest gas station. Why don't you make the gas-stations super-secure?

      Reasonable people are the ones who are willing to pay the price for the eventual terrorist now and then who is successful, because that is far better than the authority arresting every single moron making a dumbass joke online (sure, it wasn't funny, he's a moron, but the intention was a joke, not a bomb threat). People like us are tired of no longer being able to hang out with our family until boarding the plane because they can't get past the security station without boarding passes. People like us are tired of not being able to carry a bottle of water through the security x-ray machine, but high-energy lithium ion batteries with our laptops are fine. And no, that last one was not a suggestion to prohibit laptops on airplanes. It's to just fucking let me have my liquids.

      In other words, I do not expect every single wrongdoer to be caught before he performs his evil actions. That's completely fucking unrealistic. In fact, we're already way past the point of diminishing returns. For every 0.01% extra safety you get, you're giving up a lot of your rights. Fuck...that. I'd rather not be that 0.01% safer.

      the real world effect of ubiquitous cameras is its use AGAINST the state. understand you orwell parrotting pseudointellectual twits?

      We don't want nor need the government with those cameras for that purpose. We have people with cell phone cameras, and that's enough. Except of course, that you're not allowed to do that

  57. If this shitty winders box keeps blue-screening... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... on me, I'll have all of Seattle nuked from orbit!

    Now catch me if you can :-)

  58. Not that bad by marco13185 · · Score: 1

    However misguided this is, I seriously doubt that the police did this with malicious intent. I also doubt that we have all the facts. The police in the UK don't go around arresting people who say silly things about bombs, it's a waste of resources.

  59. Since when were jokes funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when were jokes funny? Being funny is a bonus, and very much up to the individual. Funny has taken a back seat in most jokes told by the "look at me!" opportunities.

    PS the RIGHT response wasn't to arrest: to INVESTIGATE.

    You know, go round, see if he's genuine and if not tell him not to be so silly and complain to the right place next time he's pissed off at the airports.

    But arresting? That just ups the figures on fighting crime. And it's a lot safer arresting the innocent than the guilty: The innocent will protest their innocence but follow, the guilty will fight the arrest.

  60. Hooray! by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny

    The terrorists have finally succeeded in making it possible to arrest someone for being an idiot! Maybe there's a silver lining to this cloud....

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:Hooray! by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      Cop: He's praising the terrorists. Get him!

  61. French arrest receiver of private emailed threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a worse case in France a year or so ago. A man, annoyed at a train he was riding, emailed a threat to a friend about doing something illegal to the train. The friend read the private email, figured correctly that it wasn't serious, and ignored it. The police arrested the recipient and held him for 24 hours on the crime of not reporting the threat.

  62. Hear, hear. by professorguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sometimes you think there's no hope for humanity. Then there's a post like this.

    Hear, hear, radtea. I wish I could mod up your entire philosophy.

  63. Re:This happens weekly by Leynos · · Score: 1

    I saw it first. :P

    --
    "Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
  64. No, it isn't. (was Re:Orwellian thought crime?) by Garwulf · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I have to disagree here. THIS is a joke about terrorism:

    A Canadian and an American are captured by an Al Qaeda cell, and told by the terrorists that they are about to be beheaded. When asked if they have any last words, the Canadian says: "Yes. I will talk about the human rights dimension of this situation in relation to constitutional law, drawing upon previous incidents in Afghanistan and Iraq, and looking at a comparative religion aspect regarding the lack of moral justification for this act." The American then says: "I've got nothing to say - just kill me before the Canadian starts talking."

    That's a joke about terrorism. "Get your act together or I'm going to blow your airport sky high" is a threat. It may not be one spoken in earnest, but it is a threat, and the police have an obligation to investigate it, and make sure that it is neither a terrorist plot or an unbalanced wacko who's about to try to kill thousands of people. The police are the ones in the right here.

    --
    Robert B. Marks
    Author, Demonsbane in Diablo Archive
  65. Bash.org reference by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    #88575 +(9158)- [X]

      I should bomb something ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
      Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
      I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
    *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
      We saw it anyway.
    *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

    http://www.bash.org/?88575

    --
    It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
  66. This could all have been avoided by KnownIssues · · Score: 1

    ...if he had just ended with "j/k" or a smiley.

  67. 360 stupidity by rgviza · · Score: 1

    What a dumb shit. By the same token, an actual terrorist wouldn't advertise the fact he was going to blow up an airport on Twitter.

    The police were just doing their job though. If someone did advertise that they felt like blowing up an airport on twitter, then actually blew it up, I wonder what we'd be saying about the police then if they didn't haul the guy in despite the fact that the twitter post had been reported to them. The police are damned if they do and damned if they don't.

    A guy named David summed it up nicely:
    "The terrorists have won. We are now afraid of our own shadow."

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    Don't kid yourself. It's the size of the regexp AND how you use it that counts.
    1. Re:360 stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a dumb shit. By the same token, an actual terrorist wouldn't advertise the fact he was going to blow up an airport on Twitter.

      Says who? Perhaps the terrorist is only interested in economic damage and disruption, rather than killing and injuring people.

      We've had a lot more terrorists like that in the UK, and very few suicidal ones.

      For example, this one (the biggest, I think, by economic damage) was preceded by a warning, and was carried out on a Saturday morning (a quiet time for the financial district).

  68. possible explanation by pydev · · Score: 1

    The UK police probably paid a boatload of money for some kind of useless social network mining or monitoring software/service based on hype. They guy who wasted the money is probably getting cold feet and they are now trying to justify the purchase with some trumped up charges.

  69. Shrug, I do emergcency services by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1, Troll

    I will presume next time your house is on fire, that it is just a crank call. Hope you make it out alone and can convince the insurance company you did call for help.

    --

    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  70. no, its not a fallacy by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    those who complain the loudest complain about everything, without regard of logical coherence about what they are complaining about

    truly you won't deny the existence of such people

    as for the movie, its a mark of shame at this point, about it being unfinished. but i can't change my sig, or i have admitted even more humbling defeat

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  71. Context, People by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Context is key. You can often take one sentence on its own and blow it all out of proportion (See any episode of Three's Company for an example). What were the surrounding tweets?

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    When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
  72. The REAL problem by professorguy · · Score: 1

    Yes, he got into trouble because twitter is a PUBLIC forum. But what forum do we have to communicate with each other where we can expect NO ONE IS EAVESDROPPING? Because the REAL problem is there is NO SUCH FORUM.

  73. Something must be done. This is something... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    They couldn't risk not arresting the guy.

    Yes they could. What they needed to do was to just check him out. But he has a computer[1] and he uses the internet, so he's obviously up to something. Probably a pediofiddler.

    Still, it keeps the stats up, doesn't it?

    [1] or rather he did have. The pigs stole it.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  74. Re:His ordeal doesn't end here; may still be charg by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    He may be charged with "conspiring to create a bomb hoax".

    Conspiring with whom?

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  75. Our taooless society now has a new set of taboos by aynoknman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having by and large abandoned sexual taboos, we now have a whole new range of taboos having to do with our physical security.
    "Don't ride your bicycle without a helmet"
    "Don't smoke"
    "Don't mention bombs in airports"

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    We need a "+1 -- nice sig" moderation.
  76. Welcome to the real world by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    In the real world, people actually do things like blowing up airplanes and buildings. To say you are going to do so in a very public and disseminated manner is, at best, stupid and definitely invites such actions by the authorities because you have left them no choice.

    These are their choices:

    1. If the authorities ignore the threat and the person posting the threat follows through, people die and the authorities get raked over the coals for not following up on it.
    2. If the authorities treat the threat as serious, one person is inconvenienced and embarrassed.

    They are going to error on the side of "no one dies" and not "a dumbass is inconvenienced and embarrassed".

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    There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
    1. Re:Welcome to the real world by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      While people certainly do blow up buildings and airplanes, they are not frustrated nobodies blowing off steam on social networks. They are, by and large, black-ops spooks and their puppets.

      Although, I would agree that the guy who posted his mock bomb threat was being foolish. Twitter creates some untested landscape; we long ago decided as a culture that it's not okay to joke about bombs at an airport; it creates needless static and stress for the security staffers to work through and that by itself creates a hazard. This is a test of that same social agreement, and as much as it pains me to side with the authorities, frankly, I think cracking down on idiots joking about bombs in public places is probably a wise measure.

      But we should also not be over-reacting. If this guy ends up with his house torn apart in a futile search for non-existent bomb-making materials, or if he finds himself in the lock-up or whatever, then that would be stupid. All things in measure.

      -FL

    2. Re:Welcome to the real world by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      I have to ask: Why does it pain you to side with the authorities?

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      There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
    3. Re:Welcome to the real world by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      I have to ask: Why does it pain you to side with the authorities?

      Because I've been in a pattern of responding with something ranging between annoyance to outrage to the stimuli offered over the last decade, and pattern behavior takes energy and effort to break out of.

      Though, given that the pattern of insane authoritarian action on the world stage continues to be what it is, I doubt I'll be needing to stretch a whole lot on that count.

      -FL

  77. Re:No, it isn't. (was Re:Orwellian thought crime?) by G00F · · Score: 1

    Yes, the police have a right to investigate, however, he was arrested, not just questioned.

    It's on a medium that was not directed at the air port, like a letter, phone call, or email. It was very evident it was done in earnest.

    I just wish the police would stop pestering those who are very evidently not harmful.

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    The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive
  78. The facts of life by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    No, they generally just beat the smart arse senseless in order to convince him that he's fucking with the wrong people. If the smart arse is a slow learner then they charge him with resisting arrest.

    Humans are by far the most dangerous animal on the planet, my advise is to avoid deliberately antagonising dangerous animals.

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    1. Re:The facts of life by maxume · · Score: 1

      Oh, I understood what you were getting at, I was mocking your tacit approval of the behavior.

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      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    2. Re:The facts of life by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      In no way do I approve of it but you cannot deny it's effective from an authoritarian's POV and you cannot deny it's unlikely to change. Poke a grizzly bear with a stick and you are going to be in a world of pain, tease a dog and it will bite, mock an authoritarian cop and they will "teach you respect". These thing are just the common sense facts of life.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    3. Re:The facts of life by maxume · · Score: 1

      Whatever, the last sentence of that post basically wishes it on the guy you were replying to. That might not have been your intent, but that's how it came across here.

      I do actually think it is likely to change, at least in the very long term.

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      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    4. Re:The facts of life by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "I do actually think it is likely to change, at least in the very long term."

      In the long term it could just as easily get worse but I agree that in the west cops are generally much better behaved than when I grew up in the 60's and 70's. 50yrs is a long time to wait for another such improvement, probably too long for me to see it happen.

      Do you recall the "whole world is watching" chant. I think the ubiquity of mobile phones with cameras will improve things but you never know, society is a very strange beast.

      There is an enourmous amount of unreasonable hatred for cops in this thread, you may think that as a cop you would behave differently but the stanford prison experiment dispelled that myth a long time ago. Understanding what you yourself are capable of goes a long way to understanding (as opposing to condoning) police brutallity.

      "the last sentence of that post basically wishes it on the guy you were replying to"

      Whatever, but a warning is not the same as wishing something to happen.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  79. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this a bomb threat? It's not even possible to have oral sex with an entire airport! Is it?

  80. Police State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tell you what America is starting to go downhill with privacy and freedom but the UK is already a police state.

    They have cameras on every corner and can search you without a warrant any damn time they please.

  81. Re:Our taooless society now has a new set of taboo by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Add to that,
    "Don't drive your car on the railroad tracks"

    I'm a pretty firm believer in that one.

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    Qxe4
  82. Re:Our taooless society now has a new set of taboo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah! You're totally right! Tack on

    "Don't drive drunk"
    "Don't text/talk on your phone while driving"
    "Don't punch pregnant women in the stomach"
    "Don't kidnap the pope" ...

    man, there's just so many cultural taboos! the list is endless!

  83. What the fuck? by ifwm · · Score: 1

    "but I can't be arsed to look up how exactly law is upheld in every country I make a comment on"

    This guy essentially says "ah fuck it, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO ATTEMPT to be accurate" and he gets a +5 mod?

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MODS?

  84. Re:Our taooless society now has a new set of taboo by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

    You forgot the sunscreen... never forget the sunscreen.

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  85. there's no erosion of rights or privacy! the guy posted on TWITTER, as in PUBLIC ACCESS. where is this erosion of rights you complain about? where is the erosion of privacy? if you say "i am going to bomb an airplane" in public, expect your ass to be punished. on what grounds can this possibly be a problem for anyone, i don't know

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:zzz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's no erosion of rights or privacy!

      He didn't mention the word "privacy" anywhere in the post you're replying to.

      if you say "i am going to bomb an airplane" in public, expect your ass to be punished.

      No. If you threaten people with bombing an airplane, you should expect your ass to be punished. If you joke about bombing an airplane, you should be punished about as much you should for just now typing in "i am going to bomb an airplane" in a public forum. Intention is everything. The dude in question was making a joke, and you were paraphrasing him to make a point. Neither is a fucking credible threat.

  86. Why do we know? by onecrane · · Score: 1

    What was the source of this story? Who reported it?

    Some years ago, an acquaintance of mine in college was arrested by the TSA and interrogated for taking photos of airplanes taking off from the local airport. Despite being able to provide every form of ID known to man, as well as the contact information for his teacher who knew he was doing the project, they continually claimed that they had checked out his story and found him to be a liar. They held him for four hours before releasing him. I thought, as he told me this, that there must have been some mistake, until his teacher confirmed that he had never been contacted about it.

    Okay, so that's the TSA, they're idiots, fine. But that story didn't make headlines, and that was much closer to 9/11, when the fear was more substantial. This one did make headlines, and it doesn't paint the authorities in a good light. Normally, terror suspect articles make world headlines and are packed with the evidence against the suspects, something to make it at least look like they found a real terrorist for once, something to reinforce the protector-hero image.

    This story, on the other hand, paints the police as tyrants, for which authorities around the world will be increasingly despised and feared. Very few will read this article and feel more safe, and many will be afraid to decry it too publicly for fear that they might be next. Taken as it's written, therefore, the effect of this article is to create tyranny by way of perception, even though the event itself is not extraordinary.

    So the question is - how did it get to us? The event happened, fine, but how did it get to the news room floor, and what transformation did it undergo in becoming this article? Who wants us to be scared? The only people I can think of are tyrants, and people who are very afraid of tyrants. Which one is acting in this case?

  87. It depends on who you are! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    If I say "I'm going to blow up the world!!!" does that make it a real possibility?

    I'm a physicist working on the LHC so that's not probably something it would be sensible for me to say (especially with a 'muhahahaha' afterwards! ;-). Of course the problem is NOT that is it a real possibility but that there are some idiots who THINK that it is a real possibility who would then make a lot of unnecessary trouble. However you would have thought that a tough questioning session by the police and the THREAT of arrest for a repeat incident might be enough to get the message across that they take this seriously (as they should!). Arresting the guy, charging him and have him lose his job (possibly) is ridiculous overkill.

  88. Citation needed. by westlake · · Score: 1
    Terrorism has been successful in several instances. First I can think of is the creation of the United States.

    What specific acts of terrorism are you thinking of here?

  89. are you fucking serious? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    who the hell is supposed to know the difference between a joke and serious intent? the subject is serious. no one should be joking about it. anyone "joking" about bombing an airplane in an airport is a complete moron or a genuine terrorist or a crazy person. in all 3 cases, the police SHOULD show up. no one can tell the difference between the 3 people with a magic wand genius

    please try to make some fucking sense

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  90. i have no problem with this by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    Seems like a case of endangering others (clear and present danger) and wasting public resources. Those cops could have been doing other things. Having lived in a place where bomb threats happened and bombs actually happened... i see no reason this dick should be treated nicely. Under US law, he committed a crime. Defending this asshat is misguided at best. If i were AQ, this would be my new tactic. "I'm in yr arprt, bmb'n yr *$! LoL". Tweet that over and over until they stop responding... them "KA-BOOM".

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  91. Liberals Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liberals are not on the political left!
    Liberals are the extreme opposite of fascists and have just about nothing in common with socialists.
    Liberals have a lot in common with conservatives and libertarians in the modern day world but are different from both as they're not as focused on small government as the libertarians and not as focused on tradition as the conservatives yet they share most of the general sentiments of both.
    Some liberals tend towards minarchism (which is usually thought of as a kind of libertarianism) but not everybody.

    Except in the US where up is down and backwards at the same time. Go read up on what liberalism (otherwise known as "classical liberalism" in the US) is. Actual real liberals in the US would have tended to vote for the Republicans or maybe just possibly the big-L Libertarians but not the Democrats except for a possible exception for Blue Dog Democrats, right now real liberals don't really have anyone that represents them politically in the US. (JFK was fairly close to being a liberal and Bush Jr. was very close to being a liberal while for example Ted Kennedy was a statist, possibly a socialist, most likely a de facto fascist).

    Canada gets it right, Australia gets it right, Europe gets it right, the US gets it wrong.

    Maybe Turkey gets it wrong too however I have never heard the current Turkish government being described as "liberal" instead I've heard them being described as "moderately" islamic, that's about as far from liberalism as fascists.

    Btw to the parent poster it's good to know there are sensible homosexuals in your country that realize who advocate their death, sounds like you need to wake up and look at the world for what it is. In my country the immigrants themselves including muslim immigrants are joining the "far right" because they're afraid of islamist immigrants (and I know this is slowly happening in many Western European countries).

    And on the so-called "far right" (which is actually kind of fitting because fascism and national socialism belongs on the far left) you'll find the true liberals in most of Europe, we want the gays and we want the immigrants that cherish western freedoms and we happily welcome them.

    We can still peacefully avoid the kind of large scale bloodshed in Europe where everybody including the whole world loses, use your votes for freedom and vote conservative, libertarian, liberal, nationalist (but not national socialist), or anti-EU (but not leftist).

    But above all do not vote for the politicians and parties that live in denial, do not vote for the established "elite", vote for small parties if you have to and they'll become big over time.

  92. Why is this even a story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy's an asshole and sould expect to get the book thrown at him. Just because he's a Twitter asshole doesn't make it less of a crime

  93. Which is *why* non-violent revolution works. by Fished · · Score: 1

    You point out correctly that revolution (and government in general) only succeeds when it has the support, or at least the tolerance, of the vast majority of the people. Now... think about this for a minute. How many people want to live in a "war-torn" country? How many people want to live in fear of arbitrary violence? How many people want to be around violence of any kind? How people *respect* those who use violence as a means of social change?

    The answer is "very few". Which is why a government generally has to be rotten from the inside for a revolution to succeed, and it's very difficult for a violent revolution to overtake a competent, powerful government. People just don't want to deal with that much violence and aren't willing to put up with the level of violence that would be required. On the other hand, most people respect non-violent means, and non-violence doesn't cause anything like the alienation that violence does. Properly done, in a non-violent revolution the "revolutionary" looks sane and reasonable and the government looks like bloody-handed thugs. The net effect is that the people decide that they'd rather be governed by the revolutionary.

    Think about it... would you *really* want to be governed by the IRA? Or Al Quaida? Or the Basque Separatists? Or the Nation of Islam? On the other hand, I'm pretty sure that I could reasonably handle Gandhi or Martin Luther King. So, at some point during the conflict, people end up deciding that the "new" government is what they want. And that's when the revolution starts to grow and win.

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