She wouldn't have had to die. But because you faggots didn't like NASA when she was alive, she died. Now she is selling off her food to pay for global cliamate change researchers.
That way all the apple employees will be able to have lots of homosexual but sex inside a long tube that connects end to end. They don't have to worry about having homosexual but sex with non apple employees, and they don't have to worry about putting clothes on in the morning, because clothes interfere with homosexual but sex.
On a more serious note. Even though Apple employees spend all day devising better and better ways to get homosexual but sex, they are not as much of a faggot as YOU!
The Government that is supposed to represent the best interests of the public is the same government that is selling lottery tickets to people who suck at math.
-And then there shall be a new heaven and a new Earth. And there shall be faggotry without end. -Slashdot prayer.
on Slashdot. Ohh wait faggotry never really left. It is getting stronger than ever. Instant cameras are still made by Fuji-film and I am sure other companies. On a brighter note, if you want to read about this and other interesting stories before they appear on fagdot, you can check out this site.
There is really no difference now days. It is all about the money. I have known self-professed 'shooters' who were living on Beacon Hill right next to their buddies in government. Weather you are collecting fees for the privilege of selling on the corner, or collecting taxes for the privilege of selling at the liquor store, there isn't too much difference; any way you look at it it is faggotry.
These days with the rise of bot nets, and rampant credit card fraud, and analogy could certainly be made comparing crackers to politicians. I suggest that we implement a bill sending everyone in the United States to prison for 2 consecutive life sentences. This would fix our housing crisis, and provide thousands of jobs for the prison guards.
Some Axioms that are accepted by all right thinking liberal elite/. members:
1) All Americans are fat. (according to./ people in Paraguay have a real problem with obesity). 2) Obesity causes undisclosed health care ills. Obesity is measured by BMI. 3) If you are skinny and have a good head of hair are the epitome of health and will never die.
From Axiom 3)
We can logically infer that Steve Jobs is perfectly healthy.
From Axiom 2) We can logically infer that most NFL players are overweight/ obese by BMI standards and therefore ready to die. Also if we could replace all the NFL players with French intellectuals who smoke two packs of cigarettes a day, the NFL teams would compete at a much higher more professional level. (Note: I understand that all people who smoke cigarettes are faggots (according to/.), but these guys are French, and French people are always smarter than everyone else so it is OK.)
From Axiom 3) We can infer that if you need hair to be accepted by society (and you fucking do), and according to the article, you need to have some fat to have hair, and if you have any fat on you you are by definition a faggot, and not fit to be a part of society.
I therefore submit that logic, is just plain illogical. I propose a rule that from now on Logic should be outlawed on/. All discussions should boil down to:
1) Global warming is for reals mofo. 2) white people suck. 3) Conservatives are morons.
I expect these helpful guidelines to be implemented immediately!
Ohh, wait looking back on/. articles for the past year, it appears that my guidelines have already been implemented! Sorry. My bad dog. I will just leave now. Good job guys. Remember logic is for old people like the Greeks. And we all no that the Greeks were pedos. Therefore logically logic makes you want to have sex with little boys. Also old people (like anyone over the age of 19) are all faggots. Don't be like these guys. They destroyed the planet, and are like all racist and prejudiced and shit.
slashdot- Bringing the art of faggotry to the next level since 1918.
we would have the subway energy crisis solved. Or better yet if we could only figure out a way to harness the power of slashdot faggotry to displace electrons,we could solve the world's energy problems.
Does your Mom know that you are a faggot? -Richard simmons.
Yea, like calling the./ community a bunch of faggots. Hey Slash-dot, you are a bunch of faggots. It bugs me that people like you post as AC. Seriously fuck karma.
Yes, but if you believe the words that you are coming out of your typewritter, you are classified as a terrorist or a pedophile, by the lawfully elected government. I don't want to be a terrorist or a pedophile, so I must choose not to believe what you type.
-Right thinking is just as important as right actions. -Minitruth.
When the World Trade Centers were hit, the nation came together, and there was a lot of sympathy for New York. When a trailer park in Kansas was hit with a tornado, New Yorkers laughed at those stupid Southerners, who were too stupid to live in a house, because they are from the South, and hence bigoted and all stupid and stuff .
I wonder if it works like this for Hurricanes. Does this mean that people living in trailers get to laugh at New Yorkers when a natural disaster comes along. Somehow I don't think Southerners will do this. The Southerners being the racist clan loving bigoted inbred sister fucking homophobes(sp) that they are will still find some sympathy for New York. Go figure. This just goes to show that being a nice decent person and showing some respect for humanity will not get you far. It will get you labeled a bigoted inbred sister fucking fagot by a New Yorker.
Ohh. You refereed to an old Novel. Old is faggy. New is good. If you had wanted to be cool, and accepted by./ you should have reffered to the Jersey Shore. Then you would have surely been modded +5 Incite full.
Yea, but those people are faggots. Real./ users are always double-dealing and use their time to make illegitimate unsubstantiated ad-hominen attacks on others.
It is the./ way. If you don't agree you are a fag.
I thought our government officials were all Earth Quake Proof, as evidenced by their arrogant condenscending attitude to the civilian workers who are all pussies. This gets me thinking that if we could only create a set of localized earth quakes around government buildings we could drive all our government workers out of their building so they could not do any government work. This would allow the rest of the USA to actually do some work.
Everything East of the San Andreas fault will eventually fall into the ocean.
I read it online someplace, so I know it is true (because it came from some online faggot such as yourself), that over 80% on the people on fagbook are in fact under the age of 13. Naturally it follows that the only reason anyone would be a part of fagbook is because they are trying to 'pick up' online boys and girls who populate this haven of faggotry.
It is completely unnatural that any adult would ever talk to, or say anything to anyone under the age of 18. The only proper response to meeting a kid is to say 'Get the fuck away from me! I am no pedo'. This applies online and in real life. If you fail to follow these sensical precautions, you deserve to be locked away for a long period of time. Missouri is just trying to shut down this potential vector for pedophilia. Naturally I am all for it. I am also for banning fagbook for everyone, not just teachers, over the age of 18. This only precaution only applies in the United States of America. Other countries actually allow dad's to change diapers w/o being arrested. What a bunch of faggots.
Actually faggotry has nothing to do with homosexuality. It does have everything to do with this board. I just called everyone on this board a faggot. Does that mean that I really believe everyone reading this message really likes sucking bags of dicks? Hell no. Languages change. If enough people misuse a word long enough the meaning of the word changes. The term Fag used to mean a bundle of sticks. Then it referred to the people who carry those sticks. Then it refereed to homo's ( not that there is anything wrong with that today). In parts of the world it refers to a cigarettes. Today it means YOU, because you are a faggot. Deal with it.
A faggot is someone who is a parasite on society. Gangstars and politicians are some of the biggest faggots around. Of coarse everyone is someonewhat a faggot (unless you a Chuck Norris, Ronnie Coleman, or Jesus Christ). Because everyone falls short of perfection somewhat.
That means I am a faggot, and YOU are definately a faggot.
Really I just like calling people faggot, and listen to myself type. Thanks for reading faggot.
No some people don't really care if they are known or not. They regard the./ community as a huge army of mindless marching morons, spreading the cause of global warming, advanced faggotry, and gun control to the far reaches of the universe. To them your opinion really doesn't matter, and they are more that happy to insult you using their real fake online 'super secret' handles. This is only slash-dot, and who really gives a fuck.
I used to try and have reasonable discussions, but that didn't work, so now I just use my time to call you all a bunch of faggots. It is therapeutic.
No it sucks to be me. I try not to look in the mirror, because I get violently sick when I do. I am a faggot. I know. There is probably no hope for me, but I would pray that you send some of your benevolent light my way. That is the only hope for my fagginess.
As for assumptions about the rest of you, I assume you are perfect, and that I am the only fag here. It is the only thing I can think of the explain your better than me attitude, which I assume is 100% legitimate.
Magnets do not work through science. We know how they work through science. They work through generating an magnetic field.
This is a tautology if I have ever seen one. Actually magnetism is a relativistic effect of electrostatics. Billions and billions of electrons traveling along a wire with a net current experience a lorentz contraction. The contraction is small, but because there are billions and billions of them, the effect adds up. Hence it appears as if the electron density in the wire has increased for someone at rest. Hence an excess of electrons repels or attracts an object with a an excess or neutral density of electrons. Link to website run by someone smarter than me
You have just proved my point.
Science is about admitting you could be wrong, but believing you are right (based on evidence or searching for that evidence).
That's the difference between science and religion: science can be proven wrong.
Absolutely. It is my opinion that people here take the word of 'scientist' with too much authority, and never really question what they are saying, much less bother to understand what they are saying. The./ user feels that "Science is Science and is always right, if you disagree you are a fag." In this sense it is analogous to a dogma.
I was debating an avowed atheist a few years ago. He claimed that scientist could see electrons. It didn't matter that electrons are point charges, and the wavelength of visible light is much much larger than the diameter of an electron. Apparently 'Scientist' have amazing eyes that work on principals that can only be described as godlike. If he would have said that electrons are a logical construct based on best available evidence, I would have agreed with him. But he really believes that scientist can see electrons. He also feels smug and superior to anyone who does not believe in 'science'.
Religion isn't the enemy of science. Science isn't the enemy of religion. Both try to explain the world. Religious people just see the universe as a majestic creation deserving awe, wonder and further study.
I just take fault with people on both sides to whom the universe is a closed book.
When I was a youngster the moon was 4.567 billion years old. (Scientists said it therefore it is true). Today the moon is only 4.36 billion years old. (again science). Therefore the solar system is traveling backward in time. It also means that I am -207 million years young. (appologies to Erdos.)
If we define religion as the belief in an omnipotent entity / entities that can never be wrong, and whose smallest whim is the absolute word of law, then scientist would fit into this category. At least here on slashdot; To question a 'scientist' is heresy. It does not matter that the average./ is an has a very very basic understanding of what real science is, and can not follow the logic that real scientist used to make their predictions. All the slashdot user knows is that a 'scientist' said it, therefore it must be true. You can turn off your brain, and listen to the scientists. They know what is going on. Always have always will. How do magnets work. They work with science. How does gravity work. Science. Why does the sun work. Because of Science. There is no difference between an unfounded belief in religion and an unfounded belief in science. Scientists are great! Slashdot users who push the 'I believe button' whenever a scientist says something without thinking are not.
-The only thing more evil then the will to power is the will to obey. -Some dead guy who is old and smelly, and therefore a faggot.
The liberal / conservative dialectic is a myth created by the moon men to create fear and disharmony on earth. As long as the enlightened Liberals are busy defending a society that wants to keep women subservient to men, while the conservatives want to wage a war against a society that is essentially about 'old fashioned family values' and religious conservatism, humans will never get their act enough together to destroy the real enemy; the people on the frickin moon.
It is an old fashioned ploy. Divide and Conquer. Unfortunately it is working. While we kill each other down here. The faggots on the moon are all laughing at us.
-If I kill a (Nigger | Spic | Jew | Arab | Bitch | Guido), and paint a swastika on my forehead, I will go to jail. Someone will be dead, and the media will be profiting all the way to the bank. If I am black and kill a black person. The media doesn't give a fuck. If I am black and kill a white person, the media will spread racial fear and disharmony. Someone will go to jail, someone will be dead and the media will be profiting all the way to the bank.
How long are we going to let the moon fuck with us and destroy our astronomical observations. The fucking thing is always shining on things and causing people to go crazy. I think we as humanity should endeavor to destroy the moon. We should not do this because it is easy, but because it is hard. Rather than worrying about all these faggety ass wars against our fellow humans, we should endeavor to destroy the real enemy of mankind. THE MOON!. We can send rocket ships powered by nuclear reactors carrying quark bombs, and lay siege to the fucker.
And then we can go after the fucking sun. Think how much further our telescopes would be able to see if they did not have to worry about the sun blinding all the sensors.
-I am just too stupid to know how dumb I truly am.
This will allow the U.S. government to protect it's citizens from terrorist who want to take away the freedom that exists in the USA. My only question is, how do I find out if I am on the watch list. It makes sense to know beforehand, that way I know if I am going to be seized (for my own benefit) at any of the thoroughfares of transportation, such as airports and public highways. See, I do not know if I am a criminal or not. Apparently this information is classified for my own benefit. I don't think I am going to blow up any buildings, but you never know. Thoughts are so unreliable these days. It is up to the court system / secret tribunal to decide guilt or innocence after all. Maybe I was thinking impure thoughts, and need to be rounded up.
In the mean time, I hear that the USA is winning the war against the Islamic Fascists. Or is it that we are winning the war against communism. I am not sure anymore. I seem to remember a time when the Taliban was good, and the Soviet Union was bad. But then again. See my memory is unreliable. In the mean time the Ministry of Plenty has just released a press release saying that the Chocolate ration is going to be increased to 20g. Also There is always plenty of cheap Victory Gin / Prozac celebrate with. It is a brave new world after all.
Slashdot Mirror
She wouldn't have had to die. But because you faggots didn't like NASA when she was alive, she died. Now she is selling off her food to pay for global cliamate change researchers.
That way all the apple employees will be able to have lots of homosexual but sex inside a long tube that connects end to end. They don't have to worry about having homosexual but sex with non apple employees, and they don't have to worry about putting clothes on in the morning, because clothes interfere with homosexual but sex.
On a more serious note. Even though Apple employees spend all day devising better and better ways to get homosexual but sex, they are not as much of a faggot as YOU!
The Government that is supposed to represent the best interests of the public is the same government that is selling lottery tickets to people who suck at math.
-And then there shall be a new heaven and a new Earth. And there shall be faggotry without end.
-Slashdot prayer.
on Slashdot. Ohh wait faggotry never really left. It is getting stronger than ever. Instant cameras are still made by Fuji-film and I am sure other companies. On a brighter note, if you want to read about this and other interesting stories before they appear on fagdot, you can check out this site.
There you will find twice the information and half the faggotry.
There is really no difference now days. It is all about the money. I have known self-professed 'shooters' who were living on Beacon Hill right next to their buddies in government. Weather you are collecting fees for the privilege of selling on the corner, or collecting taxes for the privilege of selling at the liquor store, there isn't too much difference; any way you look at it it is faggotry.
These days with the rise of bot nets, and rampant credit card fraud, and analogy could certainly be made comparing crackers to politicians. I suggest that we implement a bill sending everyone in the United States to prison for 2 consecutive life sentences. This would fix our housing crisis, and provide thousands of jobs for the prison guards.
-If you are reading this, you are a faggot.
Gee, I understand that you are a faggot.
Go back to Russia you commie pinko retard. The USA and Al Gore invented the Internets. Russia should get off (the Internet).
Fuck Russia, Fuck Putin, and Fuck you.
Some Axioms that are accepted by all right thinking liberal elite /. members:
1) All Americans are fat. (according to ./ people in Paraguay have a real problem with obesity).
2) Obesity causes undisclosed health care ills. Obesity is measured by BMI.
3) If you are skinny and have a good head of hair are the epitome of health and will never die.
From Axiom 3)
We can logically infer that Steve Jobs is perfectly healthy.
From Axiom 2) We can logically infer that most NFL players are overweight/ obese by BMI standards and therefore ready to die. Also if we could replace all the NFL players with French intellectuals who smoke two packs of cigarettes a day, the NFL teams would compete at a much higher more professional level. (Note: I understand that all people who smoke cigarettes are faggots (according to /.), but these guys are French, and French people are always smarter than everyone else so it is OK.)
From Axiom 3) We can infer that if you need hair to be accepted by society (and you fucking do), and according to the article, you need to have some fat to have hair, and if you have any fat on you you are by definition a faggot, and not fit to be a part of society.
I therefore submit that logic, is just plain illogical. I propose a rule that from now on Logic should be outlawed on /. All discussions should boil down to:
1) Global warming is for reals mofo.
2) white people suck.
3) Conservatives are morons.
I expect these helpful guidelines to be implemented immediately!
Ohh, wait looking back on /. articles for the past year, it appears that my guidelines have already been implemented! Sorry. My bad dog. I will just leave now. Good job guys. Remember logic is for old people like the Greeks. And we all no that the Greeks were pedos. Therefore logically logic makes you want to have sex with little boys. Also old people (like anyone over the age of 19) are all faggots. Don't be like these guys. They destroyed the planet, and are like all racist and prejudiced and shit.
slashdot- Bringing the art of faggotry to the next level since 1918.
we would have the subway energy crisis solved. Or better yet if we could only figure out a way to harness the power of slashdot faggotry to displace electrons,we could solve the world's energy problems.
Does your Mom know that you are a faggot?
-Richard simmons.
Yea, like calling the ./ community a bunch of faggots. Hey Slash-dot, you are a bunch of faggots. It bugs me that people like you post as AC. Seriously fuck karma.
Yes, but if you believe the words that you are coming out of your typewritter, you are classified as a terrorist or a pedophile, by the lawfully elected government. I don't want to be a terrorist or a pedophile, so I must choose not to believe what you type.
-Right thinking is just as important as right actions.
-Minitruth.
ASCII Art is dead on ./, and you are a Faggot.
When the World Trade Centers were hit, the nation came together, and there was a lot of sympathy for New York. When a trailer park in Kansas was hit with a tornado, New Yorkers laughed at those stupid Southerners, who were too stupid to live in a house, because they are from the South, and hence bigoted and all stupid and stuff .
I wonder if it works like this for Hurricanes. Does this mean that people living in trailers get to laugh at New Yorkers when a natural disaster comes along. Somehow I don't think Southerners will do this. The Southerners being the racist clan loving bigoted inbred sister fucking homophobes(sp) that they are will still find some sympathy for New York. Go figure. This just goes to show that being a nice decent person and showing some respect for humanity will not get you far. It will get you labeled a bigoted inbred sister fucking fagot by a New Yorker.
-OP is a faaaggggooottttt
-New Yoiker.
Ohh. You refereed to an old Novel. Old is faggy. New is good. If you had wanted to be cool, and accepted by ./ you should have reffered to the Jersey Shore. Then you would have surely been modded +5 Incite full.
As it is you are just labeled a faggot.
-If you are reading this, you are a faggot.
Yea, but those people are faggots. Real ./ users are always double-dealing and use their time to make illegitimate unsubstantiated ad-hominen attacks on others.
It is the ./ way. If you don't agree you are a fag.
-
I thought our government officials were all Earth Quake Proof, as evidenced by their arrogant condenscending attitude to the civilian workers who are all pussies. This gets me thinking that if we could only create a set of localized earth quakes around government buildings we could drive all our government workers out of their building so they could not do any government work. This would allow the rest of the USA to actually do some work.
Everything East of the San Andreas fault will eventually fall into the ocean.
-Todays Horoscope.
-You are a Faggot.
I read it online someplace, so I know it is true (because it came from some online faggot such as yourself), that over 80% on the people on fagbook are in fact under the age of 13. Naturally it follows that the only reason anyone would be a part of fagbook is because they are trying to 'pick up' online boys and girls who populate this haven of faggotry.
It is completely unnatural that any adult would ever talk to, or say anything to anyone under the age of 18. The only proper response to meeting a kid is to say 'Get the fuck away from me! I am no pedo'. This applies online and in real life. If you fail to follow these sensical precautions, you deserve to be locked away for a long period of time. Missouri is just trying to shut down this potential vector for pedophilia. Naturally I am all for it. I am also for banning fagbook for everyone, not just teachers, over the age of 18. This only precaution only applies in the United States of America. Other countries actually allow dad's to change diapers w/o being arrested. What a bunch of faggots.
Actually faggotry has nothing to do with homosexuality. It does have everything to do with this board. I just called everyone on this board a faggot. Does that mean that I really believe everyone reading this message really likes sucking bags of dicks? Hell no. Languages change. If enough people misuse a word long enough the meaning of the word changes. The term Fag used to mean a bundle of sticks. Then it referred to the people who carry those sticks. Then it refereed to homo's ( not that there is anything wrong with that today). In parts of the world it refers to a cigarettes. Today it means YOU, because you are a faggot. Deal with it.
A faggot is someone who is a parasite on society. Gangstars and politicians are some of the biggest faggots around. Of coarse everyone is someonewhat a faggot (unless you a Chuck Norris, Ronnie Coleman, or Jesus Christ). Because everyone falls short of perfection somewhat.
That means I am a faggot, and YOU are definately a faggot.
Really I just like calling people faggot, and listen to myself type. Thanks for reading faggot.
Comedian on being a fag
No some people don't really care if they are known or not. They regard the ./ community as a huge army of mindless marching morons, spreading the cause of global warming, advanced faggotry, and gun control to the far reaches of the universe. To them your opinion really doesn't matter, and they are more that happy to insult you using their real fake online 'super secret' handles. This is only slash-dot, and who really gives a fuck.
I used to try and have reasonable discussions, but that didn't work, so now I just use my time to call you all a bunch of faggots. It is therapeutic.
-Ohh. Yea; I almost forgot. You are a fag!
***** Urgent News ******
If you are reading this post, you are a faggot.
***** End of Alert ******
No it sucks to be me. I try not to look in the mirror, because I get violently sick when I do. I am a faggot. I know. There is probably no hope for me, but I would pray that you send some of your benevolent light my way. That is the only hope for my fagginess.
As for assumptions about the rest of you, I assume you are perfect, and that I am the only fag here. It is the only thing I can think of the explain your better than me attitude, which I assume is 100% legitimate.
-Fuck me with a set of rotting bananas.
Magnets do not work through science. We know how they work through science. They work through generating an magnetic field.
This is a tautology if I have ever seen one. Actually magnetism is a relativistic effect of electrostatics. Billions and billions of electrons traveling along a wire with a net current experience a lorentz contraction. The contraction is small, but because there are billions and billions of them, the effect adds up. Hence it appears as if the electron density in the wire has increased for someone at rest. Hence an excess of electrons repels or attracts an object with a an excess or neutral density of electrons.
Link to website run by someone smarter than me
You have just proved my point.
Science is about admitting you could be wrong, but believing you are right (based on evidence or searching for that evidence).
That's the difference between science and religion: science can be proven wrong.
Absolutely. It is my opinion that people here take the word of 'scientist' with too much authority, and never really question what they are saying, much less bother to understand what they are saying. The ./ user feels that "Science is Science and is always right, if you disagree you are a fag." In this sense it is analogous to a dogma.
I was debating an avowed atheist a few years ago. He claimed that scientist could see electrons. It didn't matter that electrons are point charges, and the wavelength of visible light is much much larger than the diameter of an electron. Apparently 'Scientist' have amazing eyes that work on principals that can only be described as godlike. If he would have said that electrons are a logical construct based on best available evidence, I would have agreed with him. But he really believes that scientist can see electrons. He also feels smug and superior to anyone who does not believe in 'science'.
Religion isn't the enemy of science. Science isn't the enemy of religion. Both try to explain the world. Religious people just see the universe as a majestic creation deserving awe, wonder and further study.
I just take fault with people on both sides to whom the universe is a closed book.
When I was a youngster the moon was 4.567 billion years old. (Scientists said it therefore it is true). Today the moon is only 4.36 billion years old. (again science). Therefore the solar system is traveling backward in time. It also means that I am -207 million years young. (appologies to Erdos.)
If we define religion as the belief in an omnipotent entity / entities that can never be wrong, and whose smallest whim is the absolute word of law, then scientist would fit into this category. At least here on slashdot; To question a 'scientist' is heresy. It does not matter that the average ./ is an has a very very basic understanding of what real science is, and can not follow the logic that real scientist used to make their predictions. All the slashdot user knows is that a 'scientist' said it, therefore it must be true. You can turn off your brain, and listen to the scientists. They know what is going on. Always have always will. How do magnets work. They work with science. How does gravity work. Science. Why does the sun work. Because of Science. There is no difference between an unfounded belief in religion and an unfounded belief in science. Scientists are great! Slashdot users who push the 'I believe button' whenever a scientist says something without thinking are not.
-The only thing more evil then the will to power is the will to obey.
-Some dead guy who is old and smelly, and therefore a faggot.
The liberal / conservative dialectic is a myth created by the moon men to create fear and disharmony on earth. As long as the enlightened Liberals are busy defending a society that wants to keep women subservient to men, while the conservatives want to wage a war against a society that is essentially about 'old fashioned family values' and religious conservatism, humans will never get their act enough together to destroy the real enemy; the people on the frickin moon.
It is an old fashioned ploy. Divide and Conquer. Unfortunately it is working. While we kill each other down here. The faggots on the moon are all laughing at us.
-If I kill a (Nigger | Spic | Jew | Arab | Bitch | Guido), and paint a swastika on my forehead, I will go to jail. Someone will be dead, and the media will be profiting all the way to the bank. If I am black and kill a black person. The media doesn't give a fuck. If I am black and kill a white person, the media will spread racial fear and disharmony. Someone will go to jail, someone will be dead and the media will be profiting all the way to the bank.
How long are we going to let the moon fuck with us and destroy our astronomical observations. The fucking thing is always shining on things and causing people to go crazy. I think we as humanity should endeavor to destroy the moon. We should not do this because it is easy, but because it is hard. Rather than worrying about all these faggety ass wars against our fellow humans, we should endeavor to destroy the real enemy of mankind. THE MOON!. We can send rocket ships powered by nuclear reactors carrying quark bombs, and lay siege to the fucker.
And then we can go after the fucking sun. Think how much further our telescopes would be able to see if they did not have to worry about the sun blinding all the sensors.
-I am just too stupid to know how dumb I truly am.
This will allow the U.S. government to protect it's citizens from terrorist who want to take away the freedom that exists in the USA. My only question is, how do I find out if I am on the watch list. It makes sense to know beforehand, that way I know if I am going to be seized (for my own benefit) at any of the thoroughfares of transportation, such as airports and public highways. See, I do not know if I am a criminal or not. Apparently this information is classified for my own benefit. I don't think I am going to blow up any buildings, but you never know. Thoughts are so unreliable these days. It is up to the court system / secret tribunal to decide guilt or innocence after all. Maybe I was thinking impure thoughts, and need to be rounded up.
In the mean time, I hear that the USA is winning the war against the Islamic Fascists. Or is it that we are winning the war against communism. I am not sure anymore. I seem to remember a time when the Taliban was good, and the Soviet Union was bad. But then again. See my memory is unreliable. In the mean time the Ministry of Plenty has just released a press release saying that the Chocolate ration is going to be increased to 20g. Also There is always plenty of cheap Victory Gin / Prozac celebrate with. It is a brave new world after all.