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  1. Yet Vinyl still endures on Your Old CD Collection Is Dying · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Vinyl is still fairly superior for physical archiving

  2. Angry Video Game Nerd on E.T. Found In New Mexico Landfill · · Score: 1

    He's gonna take you back to the past
    To play the shitty games that suck ass
    He'd rather have a buffallo
    Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
    He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
    Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
    He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
    He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

    When you turn on the TV
    Make sure it's tuned to channel three
    He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
    Although I've never seen him write anything down
    He's got a powerglove and a filthy mouth
    Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
    He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
    He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
    He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
    He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

    He plays the worst games of all time
    They're horrible abominations of mankind
    They make him so mad he can spit
    Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

    They rip you off and don't care one bit
    But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
    Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
    They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
    The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
    Why don't the weapons do anything?
    He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
    These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
    He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
    He's the Angry...
    Atari
    Amiga
    CDI
    Colecovision
    Intellivision
    Sega
    Neo Geo
    Turbo Grafix 16
    Odyssey
    3DO
    Commodore
    Nintendo Nerd
    He's The Angry Video Game Nerd

  3. Re:If it lets you find guns and drugs easily... on New 'Google' For the Dark Web Makes Buying Dope and Guns Easy · · Score: 1

    Well ordering pot and hash oil worked at least

  4. Re:It was a "joke" back then on This 1981 BYTE Magazine Cover Explains Why We're So Bad At Tech Predictions · · Score: 1

    I'd definitely love to slide down Empire state building!

  5. Re:Genuine? on Stephen Colbert To Be Letterman's Successor · · Score: 1

    Daniel Tosh will replace Stephen Colbert

    That would be epic

    But they wouldn't let Tosh say what he really wanted

    Or give it to Anthony Jeselnik

  6. Re:I'm trying on Rover Curiosity Discovers Australia-Shaped Rock On Mars · · Score: 1

    But without squinting I can sure see that rock in Australia!

  7. Article link has been deleted on Elite Violinists Can't Distinguish Between a Stradivarius and a Modern Violin · · Score: 1

    Bah the link was deleted entirely

  8. Re:Muslims on Hackers Allege Mt. Gox Still Controls "Stolen" Bitcoins · · Score: 1

    CryptoMuslims using cryptography to deal in cryptocurrency is cryptogay

    I'm growing tired of the term crypto

  9. Re:Awesome! on Open Source Brings High-End Canon Camera Dynamic Range Closer To Nikon's · · Score: 1

    I dont zoom much with it, the sweet spot is macro shots which I love
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/q...

    Rarely use zoom, I wanted bridge camera for DSLR ability with a built in 3 in 1 lens, bridges have telephoto, wide angle, macro sweet spots. Without buying 3 separate lenses.

    So for my budget I get a DSLR type camera in the bridge camera
    Which I use for macro photography and local newspaper freelance

  10. Re:Awesome! on Open Source Brings High-End Canon Camera Dynamic Range Closer To Nikon's · · Score: 3, Informative

    I use CHDK " Canon Hack Development Kit "
    I opted for a bridge camera as I couldn't afford a full DSLR so the bridge gives me DSLR capability full manual, etc, and with chdk installed I get most all the toys magic lantern has plus ability to run 3rd party scripts in .lua or.bas, but without insane cost of lenses

    I absolutely love my Canon Power shot SX40 HS with CHDK and shooting raw

  11. I cut cable in 1999 been DSL ever since on Time Warner Deal Is How Comcast Will Fight Cord Cutters · · Score: 1

    From ADSL to dsl2plus, now my phone company has upgraded to VDSL and its a small south east phone company that so far has never had usage caps or filters anything.

    I've tormented 250-400 gigs per month which includes torrents as well as hosting a storage server for friends and family.

    VDSL I have 22 megabit down / 2 megabit upload

    I'll never switch to cable, one reason is in my town there is no cable alternative. The only cable TV is analog cable offered by city hall billed on utility bill, or satellite TV.

    I chose neither my VDSL plus landline is $55/month. I dont own a cellphone as none of them will let me get one as I ruined credit when I was 18. I'm 37 and it strangely still follows me, sprint wanted $1500 deposit/ we dont have any AT&T towers nearby and verizon wanted $600 deposit.

    But my town offers free 3 megabit wifi on 5 old cell towers so I use my nexus 7 and Skype for mobile calls, landline for all else.

    I love VDSL and even if a cable provider came in town I'd still refuse to switch, as on VDSL I got 5 static IPS for 5/month and I've ran my own servers and connected my old ham radio repeater auto patch to my home phone to use as my own personal VoIP to landline service :-)

  12. Re:she on The Death Cap Mushroom Is Spreading Across the US · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, men do not fall for the trap. Women see it and start thinking of all the ways they can cook it in the kitchen. Women are obsessed with kitchens and all things food, look at Eve.

    Men had it made, perfection, immortality, perfect body, great lawn, we could fart and scratch our balls on silky smooth perfect grass in Eden. But Eve comes along her "kitchen obsession" kicks in and she starts bringing back foods to feed Adam, fattening him up, she breaks the rules and Adam has to suffer consequences along side the woman.

    I wouldn't be surprised if many many cavemen died, they returned home with fresh Sabertooth tiger meat, but the woman had tried foraging picking plants "as they do" and feeds caveman poison ivy/oak/sumac and wipes out all Neanderthals!

    She's.... Yup damn she's

    God created misogyny.

    har har :-)

  13. Re:Works for Slashdot as well... on EA's Dungeon Keeper Ratings Below a 5 Go To Email Black Hole · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Fuck Beta

  14. Re:Then donate it to the community on German Domain Registrar Liable For Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1

    Moot should buy Slashdot!

    Slashdot part of the 4chan network

    Then we can all become NSA informants and make tons of cash selling leaks to Iran and Russia

  15. Re:Between beta and new Torrentfreak we've learned on HTML5 App For Panasonic TVs Rejected - JQuery Is a "Hack" · · Score: 1

    I agree, this new design fad of giant fonts "read more" cuts but you click read more and get ads with a skip this ad link ( I use adblock/noscript) but the design is still horrible.

    Then everyone wants to have facebook/google plus/ share thumbs likes counters next to post so the counter is supposed to mean "see read this other people did so you should to!!!!"

    Makes me wonder did these designers ever get told growing up " if your friends jumped off a bridge would you also?" As a lesson in thinking for yourself dont just do something blindly because other people do it.

    But thats the problem, they can't think for them self they all keep copying each other and filling up the web page with giant font titles, tease you with first paragraph of article but slam you with ads if you click read more, and fill up all screen space with shares/thumbs up/like counters and adsense boxes, so giant title but with all rest of the bullshit you need magnifying glass to read the actual article because all screen space is full web 2.0/social shit and ads

    Not every damn website has to be linked together. I do not want to use facebook or google to login to every site, that is a hack and invasion of privacy just begging to happen.

    I hate to say it but damn I miss web 1.0 days, GeoCities/Angel fire/etc
    The blinky and animated gifs were pain in ass but you got plain easy to read text, I'd take tags and gifs any day over share/thumbs up/likes counters and buttons read more cuts/and ad boxes filling sites.

    Everyone thinks they deserve to make money off ads now days and sites suck... Back in GeoCities/Angel fire days we made websites out of the joy of it, the fun of experimenting and having a presence, we didn't do it for the money at least money wasn't the main reason, content was our main reason

    Now days content is meaningless, its just copy/pasted from elsewhere, money is now the main reason, thus spam and giant titles and connecting all this shit to facebook and google because they want to trick as many people as they can to make them think they have clicked on content when they clicked ad instead tricking people into becoming shills to increase their ad click ratios

    I could bitch forever about this, but it just ugly, annoying, and "rage quit" inducing

  16. Between beta and new Torrentfreak we've learned.. on HTML5 App For Panasonic TVs Rejected - JQuery Is a "Hack" · · Score: 1

    That these new web designers must be ass burger thalidomide kids with ADD who design ui's with their flippers.

    Leave shit alone, I left torrentfreak it did the same bullshit of giant fonts and social tie ins showing like counts/thumbs count/etc bullshit

    Web 2.0 bullshit connecting every fucking website to Facebook likes, google plus's, shares and shit is fucking annoying

    At this point I'd pay anonymous to hack and steal the domain , ddos, or rm -rf / the whole damn site if this keeps up

  17. Re:Beta sucks! on Designer Seeds Thought To Be Latest Target By Chinese · · Score: 1

    Beta sucks ass

    Looks like some assburgers kid and an ADD dyslexic thalidomide kid designed it

  18. Re:Wait, WTF? on FBI Has Tor Mail's Entire Email Database · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Arghhh

    I got my leet r@ygold, hussyfan, and babyshivid collections there...

    Bah

    Back to private gnutella

    Har har

  19. Re:Another reason I don't go to the movies anymore on Man Shot To Death For Texting During Movie · · Score: 1

    Would have made more sense if it were either a Madea a movie or Adam Sandler movie

  20. Re:Appropriate Supreme Court Quote on Court Rules Against Online Anonymity · · Score: 1

    Another favorite quote of mine...

    "True freedom of speech, even offensive, is achieved in it's greatest form in anonymity." - Anonymous

  21. Re:CIA on Hacker Barnaby Jack Died of Drug Overdose · · Score: 2

    The guy was a known hardcore junky, some of the live cam crap he posted on zoklet "totse replacement" was crazy, everyone told him he was gonna be a "Brandon Vedas" aka "Ripper" who od'd in irc and on webcam

  22. Poor Starbuck on Space Junk or a Meteor? Fireball Lit Up Midwestern Skies · · Score: 1

    It was Starbuck that burnt up in the atmosphere, but dont worry she reappeared as an angel to the colonial fleet and will in fact jump the fleet back in time during the dawn of man which is where our species will eventually descend from one of the crewmates daughter's "Hera" aka mitochondrial Eve. :-)

  23. Re:Netflix Android native app works fine in linux on Run Netflix On OpenSUSE · · Score: 1

    There is Android X86 you can run in a virtual box on pc

    http://www.android-x86.org/download

  24. Netflix Android native app works fine in linux on Run Netflix On OpenSUSE · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Install the Android x86 libs then download Netflix native android Linux app from google play and it runs on any Linux flavor smoother and simpler than pipe light wine hacks

  25. Re:stupid coments, but.... on Sex Offender Gets New Hearing After Hearing Officer Rants Against Arial Font · · Score: 1

    “Wingardium Leviosa!” he shouted, waving his long arms like a windmill.
    “You’re saying it wrong,” Harry heard Hermione snap. “It’s Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the ‘gar’ nice and long.”
    “You do it, then, if you’re so clever,” Ron snarled.”