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  1. Re:Orbital Debris Quarterly News on Private Efforts Fill Gaps In Earth's Asteroid Defenses · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jesus, man, there's a publication called "Orbital Debris Quarterly News"? That sounds so completely made up. Is there a pull-out centerfold every issue with lurid photos of space rocks? I can't wait to get a copy of this for bathroom reading, keep it right next to "Oatmeal Enthusiast"....

  2. Re:Proof again... on $399 Mac Clone Most Likely a Hoax · · Score: 1

    If it seems to good to be true, it probably is. The problem with this is it really didn't seem all that good to begin with.
  3. For those who don't understand Swedish on "Judicial Scandal" In Pirate Bay Case · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Here's a transliteration:

    Bork bork bork bork bork! Bork ze bork bork bork. Borky bork bork bork bork...

  4. OK so far so good on PayPal Plans To Ban Unsafe Browsers · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I'm stuck at the end. Where's the "Suck it" menu?

  5. there you have it - a victim on BitTorrent Use Up 24% Since November · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lately I've been downloading Gilligan's Island. You should be ashamed of yourself. If it wasn't for your downloading, Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island would never have turned to drugs. Thanks to you and your ilk, she was busted smoking pot in her car, no doubt contemplating how illegal downloading has destroyed her life.
  6. Re:Yes, and yes. on Hardy Heron Making Linux Ready for the Masses? · · Score: 1

    ...with a sign that says beware of the leopard. They use OS X at Dell?
  7. Big deal, we'll rule the world by then. on Schoolboy Corrects NASA's Math On Killer Asteroid · · Score: 1

    (We're China, right?)

  8. Fuzzy math on Schoolboy Corrects NASA's Math On Killer Asteroid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Huh, wait a second. The estimates for the Hiroshima bomb is 13-16 kiloton which would make it in the 340-415 megaton range. That's just 8 times the Tsar Bomba of 50 megaton the Soviets tested, and last I checked the world did fine. That number must be way off or the potential damages way exaggerated. Sounds like they need another German schoolboy to help them out here.
  9. Re:Friday the 13th on Schoolboy Corrects NASA's Math On Killer Asteroid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Volcanic ash, when mixed with crushed limestone, makes some of the best concrete. At least, the Romans thought so. That's what they used. Of course, they're dead now.
  10. best line ever on Internet Sites Biased Towards Supporting Suicide · · Score: 1

    "Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!"

  11. Re:So do we have to unlearn all our Science? on Many Scientists Using Performance Enhancing Drugs · · Score: 1

    Yes. What did you think performance-reducing drugs are for, anyway?

  12. society's "safety net" on Many Scientists Using Performance Enhancing Drugs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So if someone uses drugs and contracts a communicable disease as a result, you would not have society treat them, and let them continue to spread the disease until someone catches it who can't be blamed for taking unnecessary risks? Do you see the problem here? It is in society's best interest to address the health problems of individuals even if they got those problems through objectionable behavior. You can address the behavior in other ways, but trying to punish individuals by not taking care of the sick actually punishes the whole society. You're asking society to pay a bigger price in the long run just so you can feel good about having taken a punitive (and, as you yourself acknowledge, somewhat mean-spirited) stance.

  13. Allow me to introduce you on What's The Perfect Balance For a Budget Laptop? · · Score: 3, Funny

    to RFC 1149.

  14. so we have proof now on FCC, FAA Still Don't Want Cell Phones on Planes · · Score: 1

    Except for the fact that in the case of one plane, the one that went down in PA, some people on the plane were able to call out and notify authorities of their hijackings and provide some information as to the number of hijackers, weapons, etc. So it's true what they've been telling us all along -- cell phone usage on the plane leads to crashes!
  15. zenburn for bbedit? on What Font Color Is Best For Eyes? · · Score: 1

    Anyone know of it? I am using the Gruber Dark color scheme with bbcolors (see here), which is nice but a bit too much contrast. Has anyone done a zenburn scheme for bbcolors?

  16. Big deal - we'll run the world by then on Oil Deposit Could Increase US Reserves 10x · · Score: 1

    (erm, we're China, right?)

  17. Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? on Uwe Boll To Quit Making Movies With 1M Signatures · · Score: 1

    I didn't say the other guys aren't morons; I just rejected the idea that what Boll did "took a lot of guts." It didn't.

  18. Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? on Uwe Boll To Quit Making Movies With 1M Signatures · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm impressed that this guy had the guts to beat the snot out of his critics. Most of us would B.S. about it or try to bluff our way out of something, but we just wouldn't have the balls to do that. I'm sorry, but that's great. It doesn't take a whole lot of guts to beat up a guy with no fighting experience who gets lured into the ring thinking the whole thing is a publicity stunt rather than an actual fight.
  19. no no no on 10 Cool Gadgets You Can't Get Here · · Score: 1

    It should be "I can has iphone?"

  20. CBT? on VR Study Says 40% of Us Are Paranoid · · Score: 1

    "Cognitive Behavior Therapy"? Is that what they're calling it these days?

  21. Those people aren't paranoid on VR Study Says 40% of Us Are Paranoid · · Score: 1

    They're just pretending to be paranoid as part of a plot to undermine confidence in public transportation.

  22. Re:Marketplace can't function without good data on Disk Failure Rates More Myth Than Metric · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If everyone knows how much a disk drive costs, and nobody can find out how long a disk drive really will last, there is no way the marketplace can reward the vendors of durable and reliable products. And that may be the exact reason why the vendors are providing bad data. On the flip side, however, if people knew how often drives failed, perhaps we'd buy more of them in order to always have backups.
  23. Re:you shouldn't be able to copyright facts on Lecture Notes Considered Infringement · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about copyrighting facts? Or lecturing about telephone numbers? A lecture is generally something more than a list of facts or numbers. I don't think I would want to attend a class were the lectures consisted only of the professor reciting data without any analysis, discussion, context, or without putting the work into some sort of expressive form, which is what copyright law protects.

  24. this school you speak of doesn't exist on Lecture Notes Considered Infringement · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and most college students can read on their own wow, what university do you go to? I want to teach there.

    Textbooks are cheap. Now I know you're making this school up!
  25. hey! on US Cyber Command Reveals Plans To Hit Back At Cyber Threats · · Score: 1

    I'll be 10 in november, you insensitive clod!