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  1. Not a Wise Fight for Viacom on YouTube Must Give All User Histories To Viacom · · Score: 1

    Who's more popular? Google vs. Viacom. Google's market cap is $169 BILLION; Viacom's? A paltry $19B. Google should just buy them and fire all the execs.

  2. I dunno... on Is Google Making Us Stupid? · · Score: 2, Funny
  3. Don't Blame the Gun on Gunplay Blamed For Cutting Fiber · · Score: 1

    Guns don't sabotage fiber cables, people do.

  4. Re:Either you're together, or not, or you're open. on How Private Are Sites' Membership Lists? · · Score: 1

    The couple that porns together, stays together.

  5. extremely permissive on Facebook's Cross-Language Network Library · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like my women like I like my licenses: extremely permissive.

  6. Incredibly Bone-headed Move on IBM Launching an Open Desktop Solution · · Score: 1

    "This sure seems like a promising endeavor." Uh, no. This sounds like a totally over-engineered clusterf***.

    Want Linux? Run Linux.

  7. White House on Wi-Fi Penetration Tester In Your Pocket · · Score: 1

    Great! I can't wait to take this with me on the White House tour. Should prove interesting.

  8. Re:I came in here to say this on XML::Simple for Perl Developers · · Score: 1

    I'd recommend XML::Twig for huge documents. I've used it to parse giant (700+ meg) files, on an underpowered desktop no less and in reasonable time.

  9. iPlayer? on BBC Download Plans Approved · · Score: 2, Funny

    iPlayer? Sounds like it will be compatible with Apple's iSue.

  10. Alternative Search Biz Plan on The Top 100 Alternative Search Engines · · Score: 3, Funny

    "in the other .01% lies a vast multitude of the most innovative and creative search engines around" -- all looking to get bought by one of the top four.

  11. Friction on The Mystery of Saturn's Atmosphere · · Score: 1

    It's friction from all the wind.

  12. Just Remember on US Military Tests Non-Lethal Heat Ray · · Score: 2

    Just remember: You have to moisten the unruly crowd first, otherwise it will stink the place up for days, and some individuals may even catch on fire!

  13. Solution? on iPod Generation Indifferent to Space Exploration · · Score: 1

    Put Steve Jobs in charge of NASA.

  14. Collada on Collada · · Score: 1

    as in Piña? Sounds like a good idea.

  15. Re:Alignment solves everything on Revisiting the Physics of Buckaroo Banzai · · Score: 1

    Show off!

  16. Try it! on MySpace Users Have Stronger Passwords Than Employees · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Did you know that if you type in your Slashdot password in the Comment box without using the Preview function, Slashcode will automatically replace it with *'s?

    I'll type my password in below:
    *********
    See?

    Try it yourself!

  17. WTF?! on Is Internet Addiction a Medical Condition? · · Score: 1

    Well, I must be addicted to hot water 'cause I find it hard to stay away from a hot shower for more than a couple of days. Come to think of it, I can't leave the telephone alone for more than a few days in a row either! Using electricity, driving a car, microwaving food, the list is endless. My god! What have I become?!?!?!

  18. Globalization on Indian College Students Face Bleak Prospects · · Score: 1

    Globalization at its finest.

  19. Basement on ICANN Under Pressure Over Non-Latin Characters · · Score: 1, Funny

    "What we're trying to do is change the bricks in the basement."
    It's the Internet; so it's more accurate to say we're changing the bricks in your parent's basement.

  20. Come to Think of It... on NTP Gets a Taste of Its Own Medicine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's all sue NTP. I read a sci-fi novel back in the day where messages were zipping around in space. I thought a lot about it. Surely that qualifies as early work on wireless email?

  21. Let Me Be the First... on Flickr Patenting "Interestingness" · · Score: 1

    to say, "A patent application on 'interestingness?' Boooooriing."

  22. Vice != Addiction on Internet Addicts As Ill As Alcoholics? · · Score: 5, Informative

    I get tired of every bad habit or vice being called an addiction. If you've ever experienced a true addiction involving a chemical with a biological component you understand the difference between an addiction and a bad habit.

    You might feel uncomfortable when you try to change a bad habit. You might even fail to change it, deciding instead it's easier to indulge your vice than to change.

    An addiction is a totally different animal. When you kick heroin or cocaine or alcohol you become physically sick. Not just emotionally uncomfortable, but physically ill: sweats, vomiting, dizziness, blood pressure fluctuations, etc, etc. When you are addicted you are physically compelled to seek out your chemical. Every waking moment is dedicated to procuring your next fix. You look for it like you look for your next breath. It's hard to convey, but try to imagine giving up breathing.

    All your willpower to quit and all your effort to clean up can be at your disposal, you tell yourself, "No, not ever again," even as you reach for the needle. You weep as you consciously choose a chemical over family, job, home, self-respect, everything.

    Yeah, if I try to give up coffee I might be uncomfortable for a few days. If I stop playing video games I might miss it for a while. But I won't throw up and have cold sweats for three days. Video games and internet and such can't be addictions, not without some serious pre-existing personality disorder.

  23. Fools and Their Folly! on Chinese Ban Internet Rumors · · Score: 3, Funny

    Chinese ban internet rumors. Americans ban internet gambling. What's next? Some fool nation will ban internet pornography? Oh, wait....

  24. Re:But they couldn't solve our puzzles! on Google in Talks to Buy YouTube · · Score: 2, Interesting

    YouTube is the Paris Hilton of the Web 2.0 crowd.

  25. I'm Already Saving up! on Making Computer Memory From a Virus · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to say: iPod Nano Platinum