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  1. Wait until someone tells him about the Dark Web.

  2. Oy! Apparently MSNBC had commentary explaining that helium was explosive and dangerous. O_o

  3. Guarantee on Open Source Code Isn't a Warranty (opensource.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the better word choice is "guarantee" instead of "warranty" for the headline.

  4. Re:Shampoo on Is Too Much Choice Stressing Us Out? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    As a result of choosing the wrong shampoo no doubt.

    Or maybe by using TOO MUCH shampoo! If you follow the directions on the bottle as they are written, you will empty the bottle:

    LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT!

    Genius!

  5. Re:Low Expectations?! on Is Too Much Choice Stressing Us Out? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    You let your expectations to get to you. Poor soul.

  6. Low Expectations?! on Is Too Much Choice Stressing Us Out? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    "The secret to happiness is low expectations."

    That should be a bumper sticker. O_o

  7. Zen on Bad Programming Habits We Secretly Love (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Bingo... the first rule is to be as zen as possible with your programming. Clean and efficient... no bullshit.

  8. Re:slashdotted on Yale Makes Available Online 170,000 Photographs From WWII Period · · Score: 1

    We killed it via tachyon transmission!

  9. Re:Gnip? on Twitter Shuts Down JSON API and Names New CEO · · Score: 1

    HA! Extra funny that both of you managed to break your game immediately after opening them. :-)

  10. Re:Little Jony on On-Chip Liquid Cooling Permits Smaller Devices With No Heatsinks Or Fans · · Score: 1

    I can hear Jony Ive yell: "thinnnnnner...!!

    I thought that was the old hag's line in the Stephen King movie.

  11. Re:Gnip? on Twitter Shuts Down JSON API and Names New CEO · · Score: 2

    Indeed. There was an old game from the 70s that was called, "GNIP GNOP". Obviously, they were playing on "Ping Pong". heh

    https://boardgamegeek.com/boar...

  12. Gnip? on Twitter Shuts Down JSON API and Names New CEO · · Score: 1

    Where's Gnop?

    Yeah... I'm old.

  13. Re:Misnomer on Vigilante Malware Protects Routers Against Other Security Threats · · Score: 1

    Is that greyhat?

  14. Re:Leather Goddesses? on The Case For Going To Phobos Before Going To Mars · · Score: 1

    >Fess up... it's for all the leather goddesses, right?

    Came here for this, wasn't disappointed.

    Heh... had to be done. ;-) At least someone remember's the reference.

    >tame

  15. Leather Goddesses? on The Case For Going To Phobos Before Going To Mars · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fess up... it's for all the leather goddesses, right?

    >lewd

  16. Reversi? on Retro Roundup: Old Computers Emulated Right In Your Browser · · Score: 1

    All I need to know... Does Windows 1.0 come with Reversi?

  17. Johnny Mnemonic! on ALS Patients Use a Brain Implant To Type 6 Words Per Minute · · Score: 1

    Just a matter of time before we can input data into the brain by "jacking in", as well.

    "I know Kung-Fu."

  18. Re:water on Scientists Have Spotted the Signs of Flowing Water On Mars · · Score: 1

    ACK! ACK! Brand

  19. Re:Hey NASA! Pics or it didn't happen... on Scientists Have Spotted the Signs of Flowing Water On Mars · · Score: 1

    Mmmmm.... salty.

  20. Re:Single line of code? I want to see this code. on How Did Volkswagen Cheat Emissions Tests, and Who Authorized It? · · Score: 1

    Exactly... you then Start the car. ;-)

  21. Single line of code? I want to see this code. on How Did Volkswagen Cheat Emissions Tests, and Who Authorized It? · · Score: 5, Funny

    EPA Cheat Code: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

  22. Re:A Piss Box? on Misusing Ethernet To Kill Computer Infrastructure Dead · · Score: 1

    That isn't the exact one I remember, but that sounds effective! :-) "loads of ants" heh :-)

  23. Re:Not tachyons? on Scientists Propose Using Fast Radio Bursts To Chart Universe In 3D · · Score: 1

    Geordi, how many jiggawats does that require?

  24. Not tachyons? on Scientists Propose Using Fast Radio Bursts To Chart Universe In 3D · · Score: 3, Funny

    What?! No love for my favorite sci-fi method of sending waves huge distances and through time? I refuse to be satisfied until my sci-fi fantasy is a reality!

  25. Re:News flash: on Misusing Ethernet To Kill Computer Infrastructure Dead · · Score: 1

    I thought 11 was reserved for news about fighting the frizzies, though!