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  1. Oh, come on. How could the submitter miss this? on Larry Wall on Perl 6 · · Score: 0
    -1 Offtopic

    When you are going to serve up a fat, slow pitch right across the plate, how can you not follow up and knock it out of the park?

    Nate writes "Linux Format magazine has an interview with Larry Wall, the eccentric linguist and coder behind Perl. ...
    s/eccentric/cunning/

    Duh.

  2. Re:Racism? on Intel Calls $100 Laptops Undesired Gadgets · · Score: 1

    Totally off topic, but back in the day when I was part of a community theatre group (working lights), one of the actresses was British, and she had cause to say that she had "sniggered" at someone. I had suggested that she should use the phrase "snafrican-americaned".

    She looked at me quite blankly at the time.

    Much like you just did.

  3. Re:ratio on Searchable C/C++ DB surpasses 275 million lines · · Score: 4, Funny

    From google:

    Search -- foo -> Results 1 - 10 of about 26,600,000 for foo. (0.06 seconds)
    Search -- bar -> Results 1 - 10 of about 385,000,000 for bar [definition]. (0.16 seconds)
    Search -- foo bar -> Results 1 - 10 of about 7,900,000 for foo bar. (0.12 seconds)

    'bar' wins. This intuitively makes sense, as who would want to go to the 'foo' for a drink, or eat an 'energy foo'? Could you imagine a lawyer being 'dis-fooed'?

  4. Re:Let's apply Moore's Law inappropriately! on First Quantum Byte Created · · Score: 1
    Maybe I've missed it, but don't you have to figure the curve also including how long it took to go from 1 qubit to 2, and 2 to 3, etc.?

    We had 2 qubits in 1998, 3 in 1999, and 5 in 2000 according to IBM.

    So, if you plot these, it looks like we've gone through an s-shaped growth curve where we'll never get much past 9 qubits. Here's the plot.

    RSA is safe now...

  5. There's a bug in the terms of service on Google Base Launches · · Score: 1
    From the TOS:

    10. TERMINATION

    You may cancel your use of Google services and/or terminate this Terms of Service with or without cause at any time by providing notice to Google at [email address]; provided, however, that a terminated account may continue to exist for up to two business days before such cancellation takes effect.

    I guess they should check that all of their variable tags actually have values before publishing.

  6. Excellent choices of hackneyed responses. on 'Type Manager' The File Manager of Tomorrow? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe I'm the only one who sees some irony in people using the Comic Book Guy style of response to mock and belittle an interesting work. The small minds living in Mom's basement can only denigrate a reasonably well organized treatise on an interesting subject. Commenters have pointed out that "there's nothing new here", "this guy chose a bad name", "this is only novel to someone who hasn't thought of this before."

    So what, people? A refinement is a refinement. It's stepwise by nature. This is news because someone's aggregated their perceptions of the world and the ideas they sparked into one place. One of you complained about, "why didn't he publish an actual piece of code with an api for plugins?", and I suggest that maybe someone who reads this, who hadn't thought of all this before, might take this as a launching point and actually write something useful.

    Let's enjoy the journey. If we happen to visit a few points along the road more than once, it's no big deal. Seeing the same vista from a different viewpoint can be refreshing.

  7. Re:Could be useful for microgrids on Vertical Axis Wind Turbine With Push and Pull · · Score: 1

    Actually, I feel that wind gets quite a bit of support from the US government. I seem to feel an awful lot of hot wind blowing out of Washington most every day.

  8. Re:Good news on Stanford's Stanley wins DARPA Grand Challenge · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine that a human flying a plane at 300mph (400 feet per second) would be able to see a flock of birds far enough away to be able to effectively dodge, either. I think planes just fly through birds, and the airplane's components are tested by hurling frozen turkeys at or into the various parts (like windscreens and engines).

    From Snopes:

    The chicken gun (also known as the chicken cannon, turkey gun, or rooster booster) has been around since 1972. It's used for the "chicken ingestion test," one of a series of stress tests required by the Federal Aviation Administration before a new jet engine design can be certified. The tests take place in a concrete building large enough to enclose an entire jet engine. With the engine operating at full speed, the cannon uses compressed air to shoot chicken carcasses into the turbine at 180 mph. (The Air Force is known to launch its poultry projectiles at 400 mph into F-16 canopies.)
  9. Re:Doesn't beat commercial apps on Bugzilla Delivered to the Desktop · · Score: 1

    We use it here at Netflix. We traded in a Remedy application for it, and we're very glad we did. In order to meet our requirements for Sarbanes-Oxley, we were able to patch up bugzilla in pretty short order. It kept our process minimal while still satisfying requirements for the auditors, and more importantly not burying the developers in a heavyweight process. I don't expect we could have done it with a commercial product because we would have had to fit their previously conceived notion of what passes SOX.

  10. Re:Sounds like he has read ... Iain M Banks on Ray Kurzweil's "The Singularity is Near" · · Score: 2, Informative
    Iain M Banks (to be confused with the non-sci-fi writer Iain Banks)

    I presume that:

    1. You meant "not to be confused with ..."
    2. You understand that Iain Banks and Iain M. Banks are the same writer, and that he uses the different names to differentiate his works.

    I agree 100% about your assessment of his writing, both SF and 'social'. Try out "Whit" or "The Business" for some really well told tales that don't feature exploding planets.

  11. Seems to be a bit of a lack of focus on The Electrocharger...Any Day Now? · · Score: 1

    The commerce aspects of SigmaAuto are shared with:

    Aquaristics
    BOSSBi
    Earthority
    NanoRC
    SmartCarisma

    so, whatever they're selling, they're selling a lot of different things.

    Fishier and fishier said Alice.

  12. Re:$100 lottery tickets on A $100 Million Trip to the Moon · · Score: 1

    Like I mentioned below I'm selling tickets for $10 each. That's a 90% discount to the offer you see here in the parent :).
    Yes, I know it... ImaHO, ImaHO, ImaHO.

  13. I've started a lottery on A $100 Million Trip to the Moon · · Score: 1

    Shameless self-promotion here, but I've started a lottery for this trip.

  14. Random nonsense on Rate Your IM Popularity · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, just on a whim, I decided to see what things were more popular:

    apple (6293) vs orange (7389)
    coke (3830) vs pepsi (4274)
    snoopy (10653) vs garfield (3791)

    and finally...

    bush (2884) vs freedom (1422)
    bush vs iraq (1241)
    bush vs democracy (3)

    and most telling of all
    bush vs decency (0)

  15. Re:Casinos on 3D Face Cameras · · Score: 1

    Even more importantly, if someone is in the Griffin book as a cheater (read: card counter), then there is a big incentive for the casino to keep them out.

  16. Re:Next story on Study Shows One Third of All Studies Are Nonsense · · Score: 1

    The management apologizes for the study of the previous study, and would like to announce that it has been replaced by an entirely different study, done in a completely different style, at the last minute and at great expense. Those responsible for the study of the previous study have also been sacked.

  17. Re:When I saw the title.. on The Escapist · · Score: 1

    The first thought I had was that there was going to be a sequel to Cavalier and Klay.

  18. Re:Buzzword alert on William Gibson on The Age of The Remix · · Score: 1

    I think you've reinvented 'branding'. Perhaps, 'meme ' instead? How about a remix of the two:

    brandimeeming

  19. Re:What did they eat? on When Computers Were Human · · Score: 1

    But... but... in the circles I move in, in my area, pi are squared.

  20. Re:Secret of Success? on Amazon.com Nears 10-Year Anniversary · · Score: 1
    ... the Amazon User Experience (UX) is outstanding. Few other sites compare in terms of ease-of-use.

    Well, according to ForeSeeResults.com, their recent survey of customer and browser experience satisfaction had one company doing better than Amazon.

    Obligatory disclaimer: I manage the web QA group for Netflix, so I have both a vested interest and a certain amount of pride in people discovering this particular fact.

  21. Obligatory piss-taking of the piss-taker... on From Alien to The Matrix · · Score: 0, Redundant
    The writer name-drops Philip C. Dick, William Gibson, and Heinlein

    Err, shouldn't that be Philip K. Dick?

  22. Re:I can finally say... on LA Times Pulls Wikitorial, Blames Slashdot · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... there is a definite kind of web/mob (wob?) mentality here. ...

    I would like to congratulate Andrew Kerr on the coinage of an excellent word. I declare that henceforth, we should all refer to any web based mob behavior as 'wob behavior'.

    Spread the love, people.

  23. Re:Follow the money. on Kodak To Stop Making Black and White Paper · · Score: 1
    Kodiak paper is best, but it's a bear to work with

    Was that on porpoise? Or were you just trolling for the halibut?

  24. Re:Sounds similar to a system in Cory Doctorow's E on Coming Soon, Roadcasting · · Score: 1

    Rats. I wanted to say that. I hate missing out on obvious whuffie.

  25. Re:Upon reading the article on Cubicle Privacy · · Score: 1
    distorting speech to foil ease-droppers(sp?).

    That would be "eaves-droppers." As in lurking around under the eaves of a house near a window so as to overhear a conversation surreptiously.