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  1. Can you imagine... on Eldred vs. Ashcroft · · Score: -1

    ... a Beowulf cluster of these?

  2. Why ask anyone from Novell? on Worst and Best Predictions on Technology · · Score: -1

    What the fuck do they know?

  3. Re:Important question on behalf of Apple users on Iris Scanners in Canadian Airports · · Score: -1

    If you are running Mac OS 9.x or below, you are definitely gay. If you are running OS X, there is a 70% chance you are gay.

  4. Can you imagine... on Iris Scanners in Canadian Airports · · Score: -1

    ... a Beowulf cluster of these?

  5. Can you imagine... on HP Publishs First Linux TPC-C Benchmarks · · Score: -1

    ... a Beowulf cluster of these?

  6. Can you imagine... on Financial Companies Ask IM Companies To Work Together · · Score: -1

    ... a Grid Computer of these?

  7. Can you imagine... on Mandrake To Support AMD's Hammer · · Score: -1

    ... a Beowulf cluster of these?

  8. Beowulf cluster support? on Peer-to-Peer Cell Phones? · · Score: -1

    IANAEE, but I think these new 3G networks would make a pretty good message-passing backbone for a Beowulf cluster, IMHO. YMMV.

  9. Effect of 1 Megaton surface blast on Holland, MI on LOTR Special Effects at OSCON · · Score: -1

    This will show those wooden shoe-wearing bastards!

  10. Malda to be named in lawsuit? on Pardon, Is This Your File? · · Score: -1

    I heard a rumor that Malda and other "high-ranking" VA employees will be named in a lawsuit centering on LNUX's cratering stock price. Has anyone else heard this rumor?

  11. TCP/IP stack performance on Ask Alan Cox, Activist · · Score: -1

    Would you consider using a proprietary, closed-source TCP/IP stack if it meant Linux would finally get decent network performance?

  12. Suitable for Beowulf clustering? on Open Source & Embedded · · Score: -1

    Please explain, thanks.

  13. That's nothing... on DIY Computer Video Microscopy For Under $50 · · Score: -1, Troll

    I've used my Debian box to give myself a colonoscopy.

  14. Layne Staley-lead singer of Alice in Chains-dead on JPG Compression - The Bandwidth Saver · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on the radio - "Alice in Chains" lead singer Layne Staley was found dead in his Seattle home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to grunge rock. Truly an American icon.

  15. Layne Staley, lead singer of Alice in Chains, dead on IEEE Building Automotive Black-Box Standard · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - "Alice in Chains" lead singer Layne Staley was found dead in his Seattle home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to grunge rock. Truly an American icon.

  16. Re:6 MB cache? on Intel Shows Off 'Banias' Chip for Mobile Devices · · Score: -1

    The write-up says the chip has "6 Mb" cache. That's 6 megabits, not megabytes. The Itanium has 0.75 megabytes of cache.

  17. Natalie Portman's real last name is 'Hershlag' on Revolution OS · · Score: -1

    I just thought you'd want to know.

  18. The Athlon is not suitable for Beowulf clustering on AMD Takes Microsoft's Side in Antitrust Case · · Score: -1

    Thus, AMD is irrelevent to the ./ community.

  19. Re:Swan Song.... on Sony Intentionally Crashes Customers' Computers · · Score: -1

    Did you know ... that Whitney Houston's debut LP (called simply "Whitney Houston") had four Number One singles on it? It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks ... but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written ... about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves ... since ... it's impossible, in this world we live in, to empathize with others. We can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message. Crucial, really ... as beautifully stated on the album.

  20. Re:Wow on Million Man LAN · · Score: -1
    Thank you.

  21. Can you imagine... on Intel Northwood CPU Review · · Score: -1

    ... what kind of a rabbit Steve Jobs is going to have to pull out of his ass to top this? I suppose the real blame lies with Motorola for not cranking up the MHz on their PPC line, but I just don't see how Apple is going to persuade people to buy new products when the processor speed languishes.

  22. On a lesser scale, I am also investigating this. on UK Government Solicits Advice On Open Source · · Score: 0, Interesting
    One of my relatives is responsible for IT spending for a rural county in California. I am looking at Linux as an alternative to Windows on the desktop, and I have suggested StarOffice as an alternative to MS-Office. SO6 should be available by the time the county makes its decision.

    One thing I am interested in is a directory services solution for Linux. Novell has Linux binaries for their excellent NDS/eDirectory product, but I'm worried about Novell's viability as a company. Also, I would prefer to use an open source solution, but the only OSS directory services software that I am aware of is OpenLDAP, and it just doesn't seem mature enough yet for production use. The county has about 1500 client systems.

  23. October 5th, 1991 - Linus Torvalds says: on Great points in Usenet history · · Score: -1
    "Hurd will be out in a year (or two, or next month, who knows)"

    This year, I'm getting Stallman a copy of Microsoft Project.

  24. No offense... on Software Engineering Body of Knowledge · · Score: -1

    But I doubt that the hobbyists who work on "Open Source" projects have the professionalism necessary to contribute to this cause.

  25. Hey Katz! on Multinationals And Globalism · · Score: -1

    Does /. pay you by the word?