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  1. Re:OK, then... *WHO* is the official ext3 "moron"? on Kernel Hackers On Ext3/4 After 2.6.29 Release · · Score: 4, Funny

    they may very well BE morons, but at least give them a chance to respond before being pilloried by Linus

    He's following Ext3 writeback semantics. You'll have to wait for a patch to fix his behaviour.

  2. Re:RT on Best FOSS Help Desk Software For Small Firms? · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're using a much more robust solution called JIRA.

    Automatic JIRA or Manual JIRA?

  3. Re:metal conduit on How To Keep Rats From Eating My Cables? · · Score: 1

    10Base-T? They'll chew through that even more quickly.

    Oh, you meant 10Base-5. Get your cabling denominations straight.

  4. Re:777 slimmer and faster than 747 on The Flying Giant Is 40 Years Old · · Score: 1

    Continental Airlines, at least. The 777s in which I flew recently had the seat-back entertainment systems in economy class. Those systems, BTW, run Linux - I managed to crash one while playing a game and the thing awarded me with kernel boot-up messages.

  5. Re:handy disaster on Hands-On With Windows 7's New Features · · Score: 1

    I'll bet my ex-wife and a bucket of used kitty litter."

    I bet your ex-wife felt like a bucket of used kitty litter. Hah!

  6. Re:We could add a "token" and make it a "ring"! on Corporate Data Centers As Ethernet's Next Frontier · · Score: 1

    Of course. If you're going to get shafted, you'd better derive some benefit from it.

  7. Re:Cobol defeated da Terminator on Don't Count Cobol Out · · Score: 5, Informative

    000100 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
    000200 PROGRAM-ID.     KILL-SARAH-CONNOR.
    000300
    000400*
    000500 ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
    000600 CONFIGURATION SECTION.
    000700 SOURCE-COMPUTER. SKYNET.
    000800 OBJECT-COMPUTER. T-800.
    000900
    001000 DATA DIVISION.
    001100 FILE SECTION.
    001200
    100000 PROCEDURE DIVISION.
    100100
    100200 MAIN-LOGIC SECTION.
    100300 BEGIN.
    100400     PERFORM UNTIL SarahConnorIsDead.
    100500         FIND SARAH CONNOR.
    100600         SHOOT SARAH CONNOR.
    100700     END-PERFORM.
    100800 MAIN-LOGIC-EXIT.
    100900     EXIT.

  8. Re:Overhaul or upgrade? on FAA's Aging Flight-Plan System Having Problems · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just how old is the current system? DOS era computing? CTOS? ENIAC?

    The FAA's flight plan system uses two Philips DS714 computers. Network World ran an article in 2005 when the FAA announced that they'd be replacing them with two Stratus ftServer boxes. It's not difficult to imagine that they haven't come close to that goal yet.

    If you want to see how creaky the DS714s are, take a look here.

  9. Re:Hmmm.... on Sneak Peek At Neal Stephenson's "Anathem" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My belief is that Stephenson still hasn't found a way to finish a novel properly, so he keeps writing them longer and longer, trying to find the ending.

  10. diff -Nrau on Programmer's File Editor With Change Tracking? · · Score: 4, Informative

    What's so bad about diff that you're not using it already? Certainly it would be a better choice for dealing with multiple text files: make a working copy (which can be an entire directory tree), do your changes on the working copy, and then run diff against the original and working copies. And I bet that there's an Emacs mode for that too.

  11. Re:Stop! on DragonFly BSD Releases Version 2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    HAMMER-time!

    Yes, but which HAMMER-time? HAMMER-atime, HAMMER-ctime, or HAMMER-mtime?

  12. Re:Me = Beard, Boss = No Beard on Facial Hair and Computer Languages · · Score: 1

    lol. If my boss read slashdot, he would probably be a better programmer.

    You mean, reading Slashdot causes beard growth? No wonder I have to shave regularly.

    Oh, yeah, I'm also not a very good programmer.

  13. Re:Rule 11 on U. Maine Law Students Trying To Shut RIAA Down · · Score: 4, Funny

    Geez, and here I was thinking it was 10 with just a little bit extra.

    These go to eleven.

  14. Re:O RLY? on NVIDIA's Drivers Caused 28.8% Of Vista Crashes In 2007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, this wouldn't be the first time Nvidia drivers are responsible for instability.

    At 28.8%, nVidia still has a long way to go to reach the epitome of device driver excellence that is ATI's collection of video drivers. Those extrusions of fecal material have accounted for more cases of alopecia on users than most other kinds of software. I'm actually surprised that the submitter didn't take a swipe at ATI while writing about driver crashes; the urge to do that must've been immense. In fact, ATI driver problems where the single biggest contributor to Jerry Pournelle's best writing ever in Byte Magazine's Chaos Manor column.

  15. Re:You are on to something. on PostgreSQL 8.3 Released · · Score: 1

    PGSql isn't so bad.

    "Piggy-SQL" definitely isn't kosher either.

  16. In summary on Microsoft Confirms IE8 Has 3 Render Modes · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like to think of the different modes as:

    1. Unpolished turd.
    2. Brushed turd.
    3. Sanded and polished turd with a bit of air freshener and shaped to look like a Hershey bar.
  17. Re:You insensitive clod, I own a movie theater on 33 MegaPixel TV in 2015 · · Score: 2, Funny

    5 obnoxious people,
    4 clueless ushers,
    3 rude teenagers,
    2 ticket takers,
    and a manager to sit in your den.

    Your comment. I fixed it for you.

  18. Re:Super Wii on Games Industry Things We Should Leave Behind in '07 · · Score: 1

    I have word from a "reliable source" that the next Wii upgrade will go by the name of Superfly Johnson (Suupaa Dankon in Japan). The bundled game will be Daikatana 2: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

  19. Re:Bad headline on 8 Can't Miss Predictions... for 1998 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Natalie Portman uses a Beowulf cluster built by CowboyNeal to submit a first post with the comment "frosty piss".

    There you go, you can scratch one off of your list. You're welcome.

  20. Re:OMG! Bees! on Bees Can Optimize Internet Bottlenecks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we'll have routers do the wiggly bee dance

    If a big Cisco or Juniper is running WDRP (Wiggly Dance Routing Protocol), does each line card do a different dance from the other cards in the chassis? What would such a router be called then, a hoedown? If the line cards started dancing "Thriller", will the router turn white and start chatting to young boys on IM?

  21. Re:Rob Peter to pay Paul on Arecibo Observatory Loses Funding · · Score: 1

    I went to the Observatory nearly two years ago, and they had a smallish visitors centre at the base of one of the three support towers. The centre has a balcony right at the edge of the dish, which possibly causes vertigo to a few people. Access is much better now too, just a few minutes west of PR-10 (a four-lane arterial). Even with that and the little souvenir shop however, I don't think that they could ever make up for the loss in funding.

    Seeing that I'm in Puerto Rico now, maybe I should visit the big dish again.

  22. In other news... on Genetically Engineered Mouse is Not Scared of Cats · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other news, Doraemon is still scared of mice.

  23. Re:More ideas on Microsoft Forces Desktop Search On Windows Update · · Score: 5, Funny

    "How to lay pipe."

  24. Re:I'll replace my nVidia when I see a good review on AMD Releases 900+ Pages Of GPU Specs · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the Windows Vista driver sucks, somewhat hilariously.

    It wasn't too long ago that I was at Microsoft's Philadelphia offices for an Exchange 2007 presentation. The first thing that they wanted to show was a short video on a projection screen -- what they actually showed the audience was a Vista laptop with ATI graphics choking half way through a two-minute video and then puking an error message saying that the video driver crashed and was being restarted. And some guy behind me said "Twelve years later and they still can't get the presentation right."

  25. Re:A day late and a dollar short... on Japanese Auto Makers Teaming Up To Create Standard OS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You don't need to wait for the auto manufacturers -- simply replace the stock ECU with a MegaSquirt ECU, for which source code and schematics are available. You can buy a kit with all of the parts and the pre-programmed EEPROM, or you can buy a pre-assembled and pre-programmed from here -- even plug-and-play wiring harnesses are available.