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How To Keep Rats From Eating My Cables?

An anonymous reader writes "I am curious to know what vermin prevention/eradication methods are used in other locations. I am working at a dealership and we have an exterminator man who puts out glue traps and bait stations, but they still come and eat my cable. The latest was a couple of fiber runs — very expensive. I have threatened my boss with a cat for the server room (my office), going so far as to cruise the local Humane Society's website and eye-balling a nice Ragdoll-Siamese mix. Even if I do feel like dealing with a litter box, cat hair in the equipment and pouncings on my keyboards (and I'm not sure I do), that only covers the server room. We have multiple buildings on the campus which get locked up to prevent theft, but it isn't secure enough to keep out the critters and the latest chew spot was in the ceiling. Any ideas?"

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  1. Three options by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Rats and mice don't eat cables...They chew the insulation off to make their nests...or if it happens to be in their way. So your best be it to figure out what the hell they're eating, and shut down their food supply. They'll move on shortly thereafter.

    The word "campus" may put paid to that notion, however. Campus implies lots of people, lots of garbage, and lots of space. God help you if it's a college campus, the promised land of vermin the world over, where bulldog sized rats subsist on half a cheeseburger out of the dumpster. If that's the case, then there is no way you'll be able to shut off their food.

    Introducing predators isn't necessarily a bad idea, but its a measure that can, in no way, co-exist with traditional methods of poison and trapping. Your predator will likely set off the traps and poison itself on the bioaccumulated toxins in the bodies of its prey. If you do get a cat, better feed it a bunch of activated charcoal with its kibble.

    Which brings us to poison and trapping. It's not that they don't work. They work GREAT. If they're not working, it means you're not using enough. You need to come to the budgetary equilibrium where the amount you spend on extermination makes sense based on the cost of cable replacement.

    So if you can't shut off their food, and you can't stomach the thought of your kitties/ferrets/snakes keeling over dead from poison every month or two, you're going to have to up the extermination.

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    1. Re:Three options by kaputtfurleben · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He said he works at a dealership, and I can only assume that he means a car dealership. Have you ever seen a car dealership on a college campus?

    2. Re:Three options by poopdeville · · Score: 5, Informative

      They could also try to secure the installations with expanding urethane foam sealant. This is the stuff the Mythbusters used to "prank a car", and that Mike Rowe used a few weeks ago to seal a mine shaft.

      http://www.homeenvy.com/db/9/49.html

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    3. Re:Three options by deraj123 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you ever seen a car dealership on a college campus?

      Sounds like a great idea though. College kids are notorious for irresponsible use of credit. (Really, my friend bought a car on his American Express while in college...).

    4. Re:Three options by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Good call. I spaced on that part. That's almost worse though, because of what may be nearby. A river, some fast food places, one of those goddamn toxic peanut factories.

      All the same points apply though. Stop the food. Or get some exterminators...Some good ones if the rats are coming from a neighboring property. Maybe see if you can report your neighbors for excessive vermin?

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    5. Re:Three options by Chabo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In addition: as much as it's great to bring a cat home from the shelter so they can take in another one (especially now, with people abandoning cats when their houses get foreclosed... who would do that?!?), ask yourself why you're getting the cat.

      Make sure that you're not just getting the cat to be a roving rattrap. You're going to be responsible for the care of a living being, remember -- regardless of whether the cat is actually a good mouser, it's your responsibility to give it a good home.

      Also, just to warn you, Siamese cats are very loud and whiny. We just got one, and she's very needy, and talks your ear off if she wants something. Look at some Youtube videos of Siamese cats. I have no idea how a mix would be, but I just wanted to warn you...

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    6. Re:Three options by Cassini2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rats and mice are also different problems. If you have mice, cats are very effective. Mice will not even approach anywhere they think a cat lives. If you have rats, you will need a larger predator. At least a big cat, that you know will take out rats. Rats are much larger than mice.

      I would consider lining everywhere there are cables with glue traps. That will catch anything that goes near the cables. Unfortunately, it could also be highly annoying. Line everywhere a cable enters or exits a small whole with steal wool. Mice are almost impossible to prevent entering a building, because they can move freely through such small entry points. They also seek out heat.

      Finally, if the problem is rats, then it is much easier to block entry to the buildings. Rats are much larger than mice, so physical protection methods work better against rats. Be prepared to use concrete and steel solutions. Rats and squirrels can chew through wood. My experience is that rats will eat plastic much more readily than mice. Rats are much larger than mice, and are tougher to catch. Mouse traps are ineffective against rats. Consider sheathing your wiring in metal and/or concrete. Quick setting concrete is an easy way to plug oddly shaped holes. Metal conduit can be terminated with liquid tight fittings. Between the two solutions, you should be able to prevent mice and rats from either going through conduit, or going around conduit and exploiting holes in the building walls.

    7. Re:Three options by dfm3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rats and mice don't eat cables...They chew the insulation off to make their nests...or if it happens to be in their way.

      I wish I had a source for this... but I remember reading somewhere that rats are generalist foragers who will try nibbling on just about anything they come across to see if it's edible or not. When they come across a foreign substance (a seed, a fruit, a piece of garbage, a nice shiny cable), they'll try a few bites of it. if it makes them sick, they throw it up and remember not to eat it again- apparently they have very good memory.

      This is what makes poisoning them so difficult, and why rat poisons are designed to have a delayed effect. Plastic, on the other hand, won't necessarily make a rat sick in small quantities (it isn't exactly digestible), and new plastic products often "outgas" just enough to produce odors which rats can pick up on. So, when a rat happens across a foreign object with a funky smell (your newly laid cable), it's inclined to take a few nibbles.

    8. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      (Really, my friend bought a car on his American Express while in college...).

      If he waited a few years he could have defaulted on it and gotten a Governmental bailout ;)

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    9. Re:Three options by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      But what if it's not mice or rats at all? What if it's Chuck Mangione, living in the dealership, trying to shut off network access to prevent sales?

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    10. Re:Three options by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Really, my friend bought a car on his American Express while in college

      My sister did this (but it was Visa).

      Her car died, and she needed a new one. My dad checked out a Hyundai at the local dealer (this was back in the '80s when they had just come to the US), and told her to get one -- He figured she'd finance it and he'd send her a check (didn't believe in credit).

      Instead, she put it on his Visa card (it was the minimal $4995 model). My dad paid it off in full, but had a bit of a surprise there.

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    11. Re:Three options by conureman · · Score: 1

      If the environment supports colonisers, they'll bring food in from elsewhere. Also, poisoned rats tend to emit odours until totally dessicated, so I'd avoid poisons. Just clear the space. Rats want to hide.

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    12. Re:Three options by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      Which brings us to poison and trapping. It's not that they don't work. They work GREAT. If they're not working, it means you're not using enough. You need to come to the budgetary equilibrium where the amount you spend on extermination makes sense based on the cost of cable replacement.

      The problem with poison is that sometimes the buggers decide to up and die in inaccessible locations. Then you have to think about how the heck you are going to get them out of there. The last thing you want is a rotting carcass stuck behind drywall or in the floorboards. Your contractor, on the other hand, will thank you.

      Glue traps, electrocution or cats.

    13. Re:Three options by techess · · Score: 5, Informative

      Having had rats as pets, I can attest that rats can chew through concrete. Poison sucks because when they die you've got rotting corpses all over the place. The most important thing to do is get rid of food sources. Once that is done, there are several options. Some police stations are using stray cats to help with the rodent problem. They are using feral cats though so they don't desire human interaction. Throw a feral cat in a building and you may never see it again, just clean up the box and keep food & water out. They also are good at getting up into drop ceilings. Be careful though I've got a cat who is a wire chewer so you may just be adding another cable destroyer to the mix.

      Some people recommend plaster of paris (dry) mixtures because when they eat it, it clogs them up and I guess they don't stink as much when they die. I haven't tried it so I can't say for sure. Mix this with traps in areas that are easy to clean and you've got a start. My personal preference for keeping rats out of my barn/hay is the rat snake. They don't chew on cables and unlike a cat, they hunt out rats nests. A good rat snake(s) will eat most if not all of the litters and that can do more to get rid of your population than anything else.

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    14. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Use STEEL WOOL the rats hate it. That really helped us.

    15. Re:Three options by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      If they try to get rid of all the rats, then who will sell the cars??

      Oh you mean the furry rodent type... Gotcha!

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    16. Re:Three options by ComputerizedYoga · · Score: 2, Informative

      Rats will chew through urethane foam like it's made out of ... err ... urethane foam. It's a good step, but it's insufficient against any chewing rodent who thinks there's supposed to be a path there.

      As the AC nearby says, steel wool shoved into the gap that you're foaming shut will solve that problem though.

    17. Re:Three options by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      rats will kill cats. Unless you have a bobcat or cougar or lion. Then those will eat the salesmen and the rats.

      not that is a bad thing..

      OHHH! Two shots at car salesmen! I'm on fire tonight!

      But really, I have seen rats attack and kill a cat. Many city rats have no fear of the typical housecat. and housecats are intimidated by them.

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    18. Re:Three options by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Unless it's laced with arsenic, they'll just chew right through that too. And that stuff is far less dense than wallboard and cement they already chew through.

      (I have a few cans of *toxic* foam sealer, but it's intended for bugs. It will stop an entire colony of ants, but it won't kill a mouse/rat before it's eaten it's way through it.)

    19. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Rats actually cannot vomit, but otherwise you are pretty much correct.

    20. Re:Three options by stonedcat · · Score: 5, Funny

      For someone who has had pet rats you sure are a sadistic bastard when it comes to killing them....

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    21. Re:Three options by Idaho · · Score: 4, Informative

      When they come across a foreign substance (a seed, a fruit, a piece of garbage, a nice shiny cable), they'll try a few bites of it. if it makes them sick, they throw it up and remember not to eat it again- apparently they have very good memory.

      The first part is probably true, the second part isn't, AFAIK: rats can't throw up. It is physically impossible for them. This is also why they have such a very good memory for what they can and can't eat, and only try a small amount the first time. If they get sick they just have to wait it out basically, and hope they survive. This is why surviving rats learn very well to be careful, and remember insanely well what made them sick.

      This is probably why you have to use bio-accumulative poisons to kill rats, I suppose. (And even then they might still learn because they recognize the smell on other dead rats!)

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    22. Re:Three options by value_added · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Rats and mice don't eat cables...They chew the insulation off to make their nests...or if it happens to be in their way. So your best be it to figure out what the hell they're eating, and shut down their food supply. They'll move on shortly thereafter.

      I'll add to what you just wrote.

      First, it's true that rats don't eat cables and instead use the insulation to make their nests, but it's worth pointing out that rats will eat almost anything, and what they don't eat they tend to chew up to make their nests. If you have just cables, consider yourself lucky. The typical homeowner with rats in the garage will see his papers, books, and furniture destroyed.

      Second, what rats don't eat or chew on will be likely be covered in shit and urine. Rats do this on the move (no stopping for a private piss in the corner for them) so expect everything to be dirtied, if not damaged.

      Third, what isn't eaten, chewed, shit on, or pissed on may be salvageable, but that may not be good enough. Rats carry all sorts of diseases (as do their fleas), but their leftovers (saliva, urine, droppings, etc.) are similarly problematic. Hantavirus, for example, is common enough in the US, and breathing in dust from a rat infestation should be considered a real risk.

      As for "moving on", yes, they'll move on, but they tend to stay until they decide to do so. It's not unlike ants. Leave some food unattended for a day, and you'll have ant problems for weeks. Do it again, and they'll calculate the moving average in their little brains, and you'll have ant problems for far longer than you'd think. Female rats, IIRC, will go into heat every few days, and will mate with anyone (incest is no problem). The little fuckers reach sexual maturity after a few few weeks of being born. That suggests that once you have a rat problem, you will continue to have a rat problem.

      I have a neighbour who is the kind of woman you see on the local news from time to time: too many cats to count. She also has lots of fruit trees. The rats come for the fruit and cat food, but the cats are too well fed to be of any use, so the rats end up in my garage. Occassionally, they dig through the drywayll and end up in my kitchen.

      Killing them with poison is, regrettably, the best approach. In a rural or farm environment, cats, terriers and owls tend to keep their populations in check.

    23. Re:Three options by Peet42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting. I automatically assumed an IBM Dealership.

    24. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      R.I.P. Chuck Mangione, 11 September, 2001

    25. Re:Three options by Zeussy · · Score: 1

      Mice are almost impossible to prevent entering a building

      They say (I don't know who they are) that any hole/gap that you can fit a pencil through a mouse can get through as well.

    26. Re:Three options by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 5, Funny

      You notice he used the past tense.

    27. Re:Three options by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Informative
      Mice are almost impossible to prevent entering a building, because they can move freely through such small entry points. They also seek out heat.

      Mice also tend to move along walls. If you think your workplace has a problem with mice, moving the cables well away from the walls will go a long way toward protecting them, and glue and/or spring traps set along the walls will often get rid of them.

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    28. Re:Three options by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      Line everywhere a cable enters or exits a small whole with steal wool. Mice are almost impossible to prevent entering a building, because they can move freely through such small entry points.

      Also, fill the ends of conduits with expanding foam, even ones that only run within the building. Just plug the end, don't go overkill because you might need to re-pull them some time.

    29. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my friend bought a car on his American Express while in college...).

      Really? That's very odd.

      Even if you have a big enough credit limit to charge a car, most dealerships won't sell a car that way.

      Why? Car sales contracts include a clause saying that if you don't pay, the dealership will send a repo man to seize the car.

      If you charge the entire car to a credit card, then the dealership's contract with Amex/Visa/MC takes precedence, and prohibits repossession clauses.

    30. Re:Three options by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      His fault for trusting someone else with his card details.

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    31. Re:Three options by Tekfactory · · Score: 2, Funny

      I haven't read the other posts to see if its is mentioned, but Wideband has demonstrated their gear to offer Gigabit over Barb-wire lets see them chew the insulation off that.

      https://www.wband.com/Products/mAcrobat/WBproductflyer.pdf

    32. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rats are much larger than mice [] Rats are much larger than mice [] Rats are much larger than mice

      In case you didn't get that, Rat's are much larger than mice. :-P

      Sorry, couldn't resist....

    33. Re:Three options by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I wish I had a source for this... but I remember reading somewhere that rats are generalist foragers who will try nibbling on just about anything they come across to see if it's edible or not. When they come across a foreign substance (a seed, a fruit, a piece of garbage, a nice shiny cable), they'll try a few bites of it. if it makes them sick, they //////////////// remember not to eat it again- apparently they have very good memory.

      I crossed out the throw it up part, for ya. But it raises an interesting possibility; what if you just coated the cables in a bit of something highly poisonous... they'll take their first tiny nibble, and then leave it the hell alone. It won't get rid of the rats, but your cables will be fine.

      I wonder if anyone makes cables with a rat-away coating. If not.. patent pending. ;)

    34. Re:Three options by Aazzkkimm · · Score: 1

      Would you say that rats are much larger than mice?

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    35. Re:Three options by ptx0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      He could mean a drug dealership. College students tend to purchase marijuana, which in turn gives the munchies. Lots of food.

    36. Re:Three options by rocketPack · · Score: 1

      Really?

      I bought a car for $13,400 in 2003 on eBay, charged to a Visa. It was a used car, mind you, but it was legit and I bought it from a full-fledged, licensed car dealership with a physical presence.

      Of course, as soon as I had possession of the car I took it to a bank and had it properly financed to pay off the Visa...

    37. Re:Three options by thegnu · · Score: 1

      I wish I owned that domain.

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    38. Re:Three options by ptx0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Canadian Bobcats are only slightly larger (1.25x) the size of a standard tomcat, and will not eat humans.. They do like rats, however.

    39. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      His fault for trusting someone else with his card details.

      The credit card company would disagree. It would actually be the merchants fault for not checking the signature on the back of the card.

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    40. Re:Three options by Velorium · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you ever seen rats in a dealership?

    41. Re:Three options by elmartinos · · Score: 1

      I once stumbled upon a paper that analyzed rat eating behaviour. They basically change their food source only rarely, and tend to eat whatever they smell other rats are eating. This behavior has lots of advantages. Since they only switch food source when they have to, they seldom eat something poisonous. Since they switch to food they smell other rats have eaten, it is unlikely that the other food is poisonous because otherwise the other rat would have been dead.
      This is an extremely robust behavior, and I am sure it can be used in some form as a swarming algorithm, much like ant colony or particle swarm.

    42. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an AC noted, people use steel wool embedded in the foam (like rebar in concrete) to keep them from chewing through. Obviously, concrete would work too, though it might be too unwieldily or expensive.

      However, thank you for the addendum. I obviously did not think of the issue, though I think there are inexpensive ways around it.

    43. Re:Three options by Chyeld · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great, now we are going to have Canadian cats stealing, hard working, American cat's jobs.

    44. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many city rats have no fear of the typical housecat. and housecats are intimidated by them.

      Depends on the housecat. I had a male domestic shorthair that never weighed more than 12 pounds in his entire life who terrorized every dog in the neighborhood, including one Labrador mix that constantly got loose from its yard somehow and wound up in ours one sunny summer afternoon... he saw my cat, ran up to him... my cat stood his ground, arched his back, hissed and *launched* himself at the dog's face, tagging his nose with swipes from both front claws. The dog yelped and ran away, and never again came into our yard when he got loose *grin*.

    45. Re:Three options by mdrplg · · Score: 1

      Rats are highly intelligent creatures motivated to succeed. Try talking to them and telling them that their actions are causing pain to you and your employers. I'm sure they will understand and find some other fibrous object to make their nests out of. Or you could just nuke the little fur balls. Lots of poison, lots of traps...

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    46. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      regardless of whether the cat is actually a good mouser, it's your responsibility to give it a good home

      That would be the luck. Convince your boss to let you get a cat and then you get something as fat and lazy as my girlfriends cat. She watched a mouse walk across the living room floor once and didn't move. Umm, why exactly are we keeping a roof over your head and feeding you if you aren't gonna pull your weight again?

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    47. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Rub cables with Capsaicin or hot sauce.
      Capsaicin can be bought without prescription for arthritis pain.
       

    48. Re:Three options by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Rats and mice are also different problems. If you have mice, cats are very effective. Mice will not even approach anywhere they think a cat lives. If you have rats, you will need a larger predator. At least a big cat, that you know will take out rats. Rats are much larger than mice.

      I agree. Cats are extremely effective against mice. Not every cat is actually a good mouse catcher (I had one who played with the mouse and then released it again), but mice simply don't dare to enter a cat's territory (unless they have toxoplasmosis, apparently). That's also a limitation of cats: they have a territory. If your building is too big, you need enough cats that their territories cover the entire building.

      I have no experience with rats fortunately. Apparently they're also scared of cats, but possibly not as much. And it wouldn't surprise me if some cats are just as scared of rats. But there are cats that eat absolutely everything that moves, so if you can find one of those, he'll solve your problems for you.

      Mousetraps barely work in my experience. Many mice are simply too smart to fall for a trap. The only way to catch them is to block their entire route with traps. That works, but you'll need a lot of traps, and shouldn't be walking around on bare feet.

    49. Re:Three options by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure college students don't have $13,000 in credit on a single card.

      The OP must have been talking about a fairly cheap car.

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    50. Re:Three options by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Once the charge is made, though, the dealership has their money. The only person the buyer owes money to is the credit card company. Now, there might be some liability there regarding chargebacks, as well as the CC companies taking a cut, versus the financing companies giving one, but that's about all I could imagine.

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    51. Re:Three options by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I don't think cats care about whether its a small rodent or a large one. They still left the remains of the ground squirrel dinners at my door when they were done. Ground squirrels are about the same size as rats.

      Depends on the cat. Some cats eat everything that moves, others don't even kill a mouse.

      My cat loved to play with mice, but eventually let them get away again. He was very fond of pigeon, though. He was a very scared, timid, cautious cat, but for pigeon he'd overcome any fear.

    52. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's funny that 'faggot hippie' is an insult, but 'homophobic rednecked moron' is just a statement of fact.

    53. Re:Three options by Xtravar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I think he should adopt a bunch of cats AND put out the poison. But I guess this is why I'm not a consultant.

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    54. Re:Three options by sexconker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Back then, yes.
      Now, (under 99.9999% of all merchant agreements) merchants are not allowed to verify signatures or ask for ID.

      The threshold for requiring a signature keeps going up as well.

      The reasoning behind it is not one of convenience, it is to allow more fraud to occur. Smaller cases of fraud are more likely to go unnoticed and uncontested.

      The push for RFID chips is not about security, it's about shifting the burden on the user, instead of the banks. Fraud? User must have lost their card and failed to report it in time. They get nothing. When in reality, people will just be cloning your "secure" chip and pin cards, or buying things online, over the phone, or through the mail where you don't even need the 3-digit code in the back most of the time.

    55. Re:Three options by vrmlguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Most of the farms I'm familiar with have a colony of cats living in each barn. Each colony gets a fixed ration of food each day, and no, none of the cats have ever been "fixed". Those cats will chase anything they think they can eat.

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    56. Re:Three options by iron+spartan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Instead of highly poisonous, how about something that is just highly unpleasant?

      I live on a farm, and have had good luck getting things to not chew on my cables, or power wires for that matter, by rubbing them with habanero peppers. Poison takes time to work. Habaneros work damn near instantly.

    57. Re:Three options by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Mice are almost impossible to prevent entering a building

      They say (I don't know who they are) that any hole/gap that you can fit a pencil through a mouse can get through as well.

      I haven't tested that exactly, but mice can get through ridiculously small openings. It's as if they have no bones at all. Like octopi or something.

    58. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Informative

      Now, (under 99.9999% of all merchant agreements) merchants are not allowed to verify signatures

      Says who? Our merchant agreement says that we are supposed to verify signatures.

      or ask for ID.

      Your right about that part. Mastercard will actually fine you if you ask for ID or post minimum purchase amounts. Visa isn't as aggressive (in my experience) but can do the same thing if they get a bug up their butt.

      The push for RFID chips is not about security, it's about shifting the burden on the user, instead of the banks.

      The burden has never been on the banks. If my card is lost and used to buy $2,000 worth of crap at Best Buy then Best Buy is going to be out the money when they lose the chargeback. You think the bank is going to allow themselves to take the hit? Can I have some of what you are smoking?

      And what push for RFID chips? Other than a handful of novelty credit cards I've never come across them.

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    59. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe someone should make poisonous insulation.

    60. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nitpick: Rats can't vomit.

    61. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Good idea, but I can attest that it doesn't keep Rats out.

      We had a sealed pvc data pipe running encased in the middle of 6 feet of solid concrete for a 50 yard run. Both ends were sealed with expanding urethane foam sealant.

      Sure as day, we had intermittent data corruption occurring on all traffic on this route...but it was random and intermittent. My first instinct was cabling issues, but seeing that the foam was still intact on both ends I ran the gamut of tests on everything else. 6 months later, after exhausting all possibilities, we broke the seals, yanked the cable run, and sure enough found the casing had been chewed through and the moisture in the Rat feces was the cause.

      I doubt Rats could chew through 3 feet of solid concrete and then the PVC Tube...so they had to have found a way to squeeze past the foam sealant caps.

    62. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful of having poisoned vermin die in inaccessible places. At one of my first jobs we had a rat/mouse problem, called an exterminator. The vermin was dead, but a couple of weeks later the room started to smell. As junior member of senior staff, I was in charge of getting all the cabling out. We found 3 large dead rats in the raceways and behind the drywall. Truly one of the most disgusting experiences I have ever had.

      Good luck!

    63. Re:Three options by evanbd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unlike those kind-hearted hippy-type stoned cats?

    64. Re:Three options by mikael · · Score: 1

      I'd follow the same strategies as trying to eliminate mice from your apartment. Make sure all the smallest gaps are sealed up - even a half inch gap is enough for mice to squeeze through. Steel wool is one way of doing this. Eliminate the food sources - crumbs from a daily sandwich would be enough to feed several rodents each day.

      Don't use those poison bait traps - the rodent will go off and die somewhere inaccessible, leaving a rather strong smell for several weeks if not months.

      The spring loaded traps are still popular - users recommend the use of multiple bait traps. If one gets trapped it is likely to make noises to attract the others.

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    65. Re:Three options by Insaniac99 · · Score: 1

      In addition: as much as it's great to bring a cat home from the shelter so they can take in another one (especially now, with people abandoning cats when their houses get foreclosed... who would do that?!?), ask yourself why you're getting the cat.

      Make sure that you're not just getting the cat to be a roving rattrap. You're going to be responsible for the care of a living being, remember -- regardless of whether the cat is actually a good mouser, it's your responsibility to give it a good home.

      Also, just to warn you, Siamese cats are very loud and whiny. We just got one, and she's very needy, and talks your ear off if she wants something. Look at some Youtube videos of Siamese cats. I have no idea how a mix would be, but I just wanted to warn you...

      Not all Siamese cats are like that.

      In general cats only make noise because most humans can't (or don't bother trying to) pick up their body language and notice that humans communicate with noise. I've had 7 cats (one of which was full Siamese) and none of them cry out unless you ignore them for a long time (and even then, most of ours would come up to you and paw, nip, nudge, or otherwise get your attention physically before they start to make noise.).

      As to whether they inherit the cry, in my experience they do, all of my Siamese mixes inherited the annoying cry of the Siamese but as I said, none of my cats cry unless you give them a good reason to.

      Otherwise, I agree with Chabo, though I'll add that you also need to worry about companionship for your cat, some do fine, but most need one other feline in the area to keep them company. Gender doesn't matter, they just need someone to play with when the humans aren't interested and that they can understand easily. Imagine if you lived by yourself and only saw your pets for most of your life, most people couldn't handle that and the same is true about most domesticated animals.

    66. Re:Three options by plover · · Score: 1

      Poison sucks because when they die you've got rotting corpses all over the place.

      That's by design. Most modern rat poisons are based on an overdose of warfarin, which is a blood thinner. The idea is that their bodies overheat and that they leave their confined spaces or nests in order to cool off.

      They die anyway, but because they are not hidden away in their nests you can find and dispose of their bodies. Otherwise they would stink up the place for months as they decompose, and you would never find them.

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    67. Re:Three options by xeoron · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know that to stop rabbits from munching on cables vitamin-e oil stops them. They can't stand it. No idea if that would work on rats, but perhaps it may cause someone to think of a related solution that does not involve harmful chemicals and traps.

    68. Re:Three options by encoderer · · Score: 1

      Terriers are good Rat Dogs. I timeshare in St maarten and I've heard locals talk about this solution more than once.

    69. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Car sales contracts include a clause saying that if you don't pay, the dealership will send a repo man to seize the car. ...

      They're better off letting VISA pay for it on your behalf than not selling it or having to wait until you default on their loan to repossess it. If you don't take out a loan from the car dealership's loan service, from the dealership's perspective, you are paying cash. Yes, you are taking out a loan, presumably from a bank. And the bank hands over the entire amount to the dealership. And the bank will repossess your car if you don't pay back the loan. The dealership doesn't have a problem with that.

      Having seen this gross misunderstanding of finance everywhere, for years, I am not surprised at our current troubles. (Hint: Housing works the same way)

    70. Re:Three options by ZG-Rules · · Score: 1

      ... but still fail to notice that he is a she and hence the moniker of sadistic bitch would be more appropriate ;o)

      (I should really post this as A/C just in case my other half reads Slashdot)

    71. Re:Three options by DiLLeMaN · · Score: 3, Funny

      That, or "everything is bigger in America, including Bobcats" bragging.

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    72. Re:Three options by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      I've never had rodents chew through steel wool. We used to use it all over the place on the farm to seal holes, and it was about the only thing they wouldn't eat.

    73. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my friend bought a car on his American Express while in college...).

      Really? That's very odd.

      Even if you have a big enough credit limit to charge a car, most dealerships won't sell a car that way.

      Why? Car sales contracts include a clause saying that if you don't pay, the dealership will send a repo man to seize the car.

      If you charge the entire car to a credit card, then the dealership's contract with Amex/Visa/MC takes precedence, and prohibits repossession clauses.

      Not true...I've seen a former girlfriend's father buy a car on an AMEX on a regular (every 2 years or so) basis. There was no danger this guy was going to default but I don't think the dealerships necessary knew that and he did it at multiple dealerships over the years.

    74. Re:Three options by changa · · Score: 1

      My cat is not large but takes down rats and small possums.

      She doesn't like rats at the best of times.

    75. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did you get your cat? Ours was a very young stray cat. We took it to a vet, had it examined and marked, we potty-trained it and later had it neutered. It hunts every night. The only problem is that it likes hunting so much that sometimes, when it's in a playful mood (full moon), it catches mice and sets them free indoors to hunt them some more before it eats them. (BTW, watching a cat play with its prey cures anybody who thinks snap mice traps are cruel.) It occasionally catches rats, too, but has never brought a live one. One thing with cats which hunt is that they need to be dewormed regularly. If you're used to deworming computers: That is nothing like feeding a cat something which it doesn't want to eat. To admins who don't want cats near their keyboard: Cats can be trained not to jump onto tables but will still occasionally try and see if they can get away with it when you're not looking.

    76. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our (applehead) siamese was never too noisy; however, she was easily upset. And, when left home alone would both vomit (distress) and attempt to cover the vomit with whatever she could get her hands (paws) on: papers, laundry, blankets, etc.

      What she needed was a companion cat. We found her a friend, and she was *much* happier.

    77. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love cats, but Siamese cats are damn annoying. I'd suggest a domestic shorthair, like a tabby. They usually are quite curious and playful and make good mousers. Plus, they don't usually chew on cables/cords.

      A neutered male tabby, if it has a friendly temperament would be ideal, since males tend to be a little more "vivacious" and if it's friendly, there's less chance of spraying.

    78. Re:Three options by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It was in her name (secondary card).

      It wasn't a problem, it was just a good laugh -- "She bought her car on the Visa".

      To be honest, a few years back, I tried the same thing -- was going to buy a car on my home equity line, didn't have the checks with me, but the dealer wouldn't let me put more than $5K on the home equity Visa.

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    79. Re:Three options by JDevers · · Score: 1

      They CAN eat it, but the problem for them is that the little pieces break up and steel shards get between their teeth very quickly so they DON'T eat it, or at least very much of it. I've had rat problems in the past that strategically placed steel wool quickly cured.

    80. Re:Three options by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      Maybe he can take some of our Asian rats to keep his cute feral kitten population in check when it all goes bad then?

    81. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the truth. Mod parent up.

    82. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they'll try a few bites of it. if it makes them sick, they throw it up"

      In fact, rats lack the ability to vomit.

    83. Re:Three options by Nutria · · Score: 2, Informative

      If he waited a few years he could have defaulted on it and gotten a Governmental bailout ;)

      That would be funny, if it weren't so sad...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI

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    84. Re:Three options by JDevers · · Score: 1

      Well, that depends on your rats =) I've seen some that a small house cat wouldn't touch. Of course I have a 25 pound monster of a cat that could probably kill a small deer if so inclined, but prefers to hunt my wife and to a much lesser extent me. I don't really know if he would know what the hell to do if an actual Norway rat walked across our floor, but I imagine it would quickly be very bloody.

    85. Re:Three options by Eil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have to agree with the parent. Cats are not tools to be thrown at a problem. They are intelligent creatures and require regular care and attention. Do not try to own a cat, dog, or other animal if you don't know how to take care of them. The submitter might know his stuff about I.T. but plainly knows nothing of either pests or pets.

      Please submitter: have your company hire or consult someone who knows what they are doing when it comes to pest control. You worry about the computers. I don't know what on earth possessed you ask other I.T. nerds for advice either.

    86. Re:Three options by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just curious if you can't ask for ID, how are you supposed to verify ID? I know when I sign it looks like scribbles most of the.

    87. Re:Three options by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Not true.

      I work for a major financial company, and our policy is: you give out your card details, your problem. Its the monetary equivalent of getting robbed by leaving your front door open when you go on holiday- your insurance company just plain doesn't won; to know.

    88. Re:Three options by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      Traditional snap traps work pretty well. Mousetraps for mice, but obviously you need a larger, more powerful trap to kill a rat, so you'll need rat traps for rats. As far as bait, peanut butter works great for attracting rodents, but it helps to really spread it over and under the trigger so they can't simply lick it off without setting off the trap. They aren't perfect: sometimes they miss the rodent. Probably the most unpleasant thing is when the trap doesn't quite finish the job, and you've got a rodent with a broken back or a broken limb struggling to free itself. So they're not for the squeamish... but they're a hell of a lot more humane than glue traps, in my opinion. I also recommend a name brand trap like Victor, which are a lot more effective and less likely to malfunction than the cheap no-name ones. You'd be surprised but there are actually companies that can't put together a decent mousetrap.

      There are also electronic rat traps- rat zappers. The rat touches a metal plate, completes a circuit, and gets a high voltage shock that electrocutes it. I haven't used them. The manufacturer boasts a "90% kill rate" which doesn't sound all that much better than you'd get with a good snap trap set properly. Given that you can buy 10 rat traps for the cost of one zapper (and even more mouse traps) I think you'd get a lot more bang for your buck going with snap traps.

      As far as poison goes, I'd honestly rather live with live rodents than a bunch of dead rodents slowly rotting away and stinking up the building.

    89. Re:Three options by Abreu · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they try to get rid of all the rats, then who will sell the cars??

      Oh you mean the furry rodent type... Gotcha!

      Hah, I see your car dealers and raise you with timeshare sales guys

      Believe me, I work with them and I can't believe that kind of crap they make people believe

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    90. Re:Three options by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Informative
      metal conduit is the only thing that will stop them if you have a bad infestation. you won't ever get rid of them and still conduct normal operations at this point.

      forget about out smarting them, rats are not only better adapted, they are also extremely smart and seem to have a sixth sense about danger. put a rat trap down and once one has had it's neck snapped the others spidey sense will tinge when they see one.

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    91. Re:Three options by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      Have you ever seen rats in a dealership?

      Yes.

      He was the manager. I looked at a used car, said I wanted a few days to think about it. Manager threw in 50% off the service contract fee as enticement.

      I thought about it a day or two, called the salesman. Told him no. Too big, too expensive, but a good deal for someone.

      The manager called me the next day reminding me of the offer and pushing for a sale. I told him I'd already said NO once and that I wasn't going to change my mind by being badgered. (Ratted?) I called the salesman and told him that his manager had cost him any future possibility of a sale to me, and I never went back to that dealership again.

      So yes, there are rats at car dealerships.

    92. Re:Three options by Chabo · · Score: 1

      As to whether they inherit the cry, in my experience they do, all of my Siamese mixes inherited the annoying cry of the Siamese but as I said, none of my cats cry unless you give them a good reason to.

      Well, we did adopt ours when she was 7 or 8, so she probably learned to whine a long time ago. We looked online and saw tons of other people who had their Siamese do the same cries, so we figured it was normal.

      Otherwise, I agree with Chabo, though I'll add that you also need to worry about companionship for your cat, some do fine, but most need one other feline in the area to keep them company. Gender doesn't matter, they just need someone to play with when the humans aren't interested and that they can understand easily. Imagine if you lived by yourself and only saw your pets for most of your life, most people couldn't handle that and the same is true about most domesticated animals.

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    93. Re:Three options by AaronW · · Score: 4, Informative

      I second this. If you can see the hole stuff it tightly with steel wool. I had a constant problem until I used steel wool to plug the entry point.

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    94. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, if it kills mice, it's a good cat.

      Mao Tse-Tung

    95. Re:Three options by AsmordeanX · · Score: 5, Informative

      Steel wool works great but isn't advised for long term use. It is flammable and if it gets wet it rusts and makes a nasty mess.

      Copper wool costs more but is just as effective with the benefit that spark won't ignite it and when it gets wet it basically stays the same.

    96. Re:Three options by Velorium · · Score: 1

      Touche, although I was being literal more-so on the biological front.

    97. Re:Three options by kilodelta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You could also turn to armoring critical cables.

    98. Re:Three options by darrylo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cats need to be TAUGHT how to catch mice by their mother, while they're still young. If they're not taught, they're probably not going to think of mice as food (or toys).

    99. Re:Three options by mokumegane · · Score: 1
      My mom got one of those... only the steering locked up while she was driving a really curvy, downhill, busy part of the freeway during winter while there was ice on the road. Oh yeah, it locked up while she was steering to avoid the current collision that was there. I think the steering wheel wanted her to run the car under the police car... Yeah, she never bought a small car ever again.

      Really, my friend bought a car on his American Express while in college

      My sister did this (but it was Visa).

      Her car died, and she needed a new one. My dad checked out a Hyundai at the local dealer (this was back in the '80s when they had just come to the US), and told her to get one -- He figured she'd finance it and he'd send her a check (didn't believe in credit).

      Instead, she put it on his Visa card (it was the minimal $4995 model). My dad paid it off in full, but had a bit of a surprise there.

    100. Re:Three options by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Canadian Bobcats are only slightly larger (1.25x) the size of a standard tomcat, and will not eat humans.. They do like rats, however.

      Bobcats, mountain lions, pumas, and panthers are all the same animal. And they're about two feet tall at the shoulder when on all fours. (or about twice the size of a "tomcat"), which comes to about 8+ times the weight of a domesticated cat. They are big enough to attack and kill humans.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar

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    101. Re:Three options by Chabo · · Score: 1

      What she needed was a companion cat. We found her a friend, and she was *much* happier.

      QFT. While not universally true, most cats do need a companion where they're living. Cats get lonely, and having another cat live with them makes it bearable. They have someone to talk with, to cuddle up to when they're cold, and to play with.

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    102. Re:Three options by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Informative

      but the dealer wouldn't let me put more than $5K on the home equity Visa.

      At some point, the percentage the CC companies charge exceeds the cost of processing check or cash by a good deal. Large dollar checks they'll spend the effort and call the bank/electronically verify it. Cash well, they'll count that and check for counterfeiting. For lots of medium dollar purchases (10X1000), credit cards are actually the cheapest for most businesses over the costs of handling cash or worrying about rubber checks.

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    103. Re:Three options by Myopic · · Score: 1

      "your"? I know that's an honest mistake, but I'm pretty sure you mean "yore".

    104. Re:Three options by couchslug · · Score: 1

      I've had rats as pets, and they LOVE peanut butter.

      For enemy rats, wear gloves and mix lots of rat poison into peanut butter. Bait traps with balls of the mix, so even if they steal the food they are snuffed.

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    105. Re:Three options by Myopic · · Score: 1

      That's awesome! Where did you go on your frequent flier miles? or did you get cash back?

    106. Re:Three options by brusk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Rats will chew through steel wool. They won't chew through copper mesh, though, and it's sold for precisely that purpose (sometimes sold as "hardware cloth").

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    107. Re:Three options by WuphonsReach · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most of the farms I'm familiar with have a colony of cats living in each barn. Each colony gets a fixed ration of food each day, and no, none of the cats have ever been "fixed". Those cats will chase anything they think they can eat.

      Starving or not starving the cats has no effect on their catches. The key is that they were taught to be mousers by their mother. Even fixed / not fixed doesn't have any effect (and ultimately, the cats would be healthier if they were fixed).

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    108. Re:Three options by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Hundyai dealerships in dallas keep advertising cars for $7999. TT&L is another $1200 at least but I know in college my first card was $1000, the second one was $1500 and by the end of four years the combined credit limit was $4500. If you played your cards right (pun intended) you could likely apply for and receive enough cards to purchase a car outright by your second or third year there.

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    109. Re:Three options by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I knew a dog that chewed thru its tierope all the time. The owner soaked the rope in tabasco sauce, and apparently that worked for the dog. For me, though, I'd really like the spicy rope. YMMV.

    110. Re:Three options by AceyMan · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, that sounds wrong.

      My understanding is that the signature line only maens "you" agree to the cardmember agreement and all that goes with it (agreeing to repay the debt being the salient part the creditor cares about).

      That being the case you can sign the card two seconds before you use it and it's all good to the creditor. The cashier at the retailer might give pause, but that doesn't mean doodle-squat.

      If you want to validate identity, well, that's what a state issued ID or driver's license is for, just check that against the embossed name on said credit card.

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    111. Re:Three options by LackThereof · · Score: 1

      Cars were my first assumption, but what kind of car dealership has fiber runs?

      I'm sure the service department has some massive NAS for their service manuals, but fiber?

      They must be dealing in something else. That, or there's more IT in selling cars than I know about.

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    112. Re:Three options by 1mck · · Score: 1

      I used to work for a subcontractor for Lotteries, and we figured out that they hate steel wool as it shreds their mouths up. perhaps put steel wool around the cables, and then they'll fuck off.

    113. Re:Three options by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Bobcats are not the same as mountain lions, pumas or panthers. The last three are the same (although panther may refer to leopards or jaguars in addition to cougars/pumas/mountain lions, depending on location). Bobcats are types of lynx native to North America. They are smallest of the lynx species. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobcat

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    114. Re:Three options by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      As far as bait, peanut butter works great for attracting rodents, ...

      Apparently, the rodents in my garage got the memo about PCA and salmonella and avoid peanut butter completely.

      They DO love Nutella. Mmmmmmmm.

      Your advice about smearing it and not just putting a dollop on the trigger is spot on. Make them work, and they'll set the trigger off. Let them be gentle consumers and they'll clean it off for you.

    115. Re:Three options by Myopic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Interesting. I automatically assumed a weed dealer.

    116. Re:Three options by Myopic · · Score: 1

      The details you give don't really justify your reaction. I hope that in addition to trying to close a deal by offering you incentives, he was *also* a dick about it. Because if he was a friendly and respectful salesman who was simply trying to sell a car to an interested customer (many customers say no and mean yes), there's nothing wrong with that. Of course, there are many dick/rat salespeople, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

    117. Re:Three options by unix_geek_512 · · Score: 1

      SatanicPuppy and I are in general agreement, however I would go a step further and would suggest a multi-layered approach.

      0. install steel conduit to protect your high value ( Fiber ) and mission critical cables.

      1. use poison liberally.

      2. use lots of traps.

      3. eliminate the food supply.

      4. repair any holes in the buildings with steel mesh and concrete.

      5. invest in steel trash cans ( indoors and outdoors ) that lock and dispose of trash before the end of business every day so that no trash is left in the buildings overnight.

      6. store no food in the buildings. This will require employee training.

      7. install heavy duty stainless steel gates on all your drains.

      8. Owls are better than cats, although they may make a mess, but it will be outside.

      9. Cats are likely much more trouble than they are worth, especially in a server room where they could easily cause thousands of dollars of damage.

      10. Hire http://www.vexconinc.com/ [ vexconinc.com ] from Dirty Jobs ;)

      11. Buy some WowWee Rovio robots to patrol each of the buildings and record the video on a Linux DVR for later analysis. http://www.amazon.com/WowWee-Rovio-Enabled-Robotic-WebCam/dp/B001CQLGD6/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1234488032&sr=8-1 [ amazon.com ]

      12. Balsam fir oil from the tree Abies balsamea is an EPA approved non-toxic rodent repellent. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pest_control#Repellents [ wikipedia.org ]

      13. Acacia polyacantha subsp. campylacantha root emits chemical compounds that repel animals including crocodiles, snakes and rats. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pest_control#Repellents [ wikipedia.org ]

      Good luck :)

    118. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how do you catch them all to clean them?

    119. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Most of the farms I'm familiar with have a colony of cats living in each barn.

      Can You Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these cats?

    120. Re:Three options by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      Then you paid 2% too much for it. The standard rate that a merchant must pay a CC company is 2% of sale. So he was willing to let go of the car for 2% less than he sold it.

    121. Re:Three options by Myopic · · Score: 1

      one of the two words in "faggot hippie" is unequivocally pejorative; but all the words in "homophobic rednecked moron" are appropriately descriptive.

    122. Re:Three options by Myopic · · Score: 1

      is that true? i would have thought it was an instinct to chase things that scurry.

    123. Re:Three options by wolf12886 · · Score: 1

      Do you have a reliable source for that?

      Last year our neighbors cat had kittens, one of which my family ended up with. When we got her, she wasn't old enough to stand. Even with a bowl of food always available in the corner, and canned food from time to time, she kills mice on a regular basis.

    124. Re:Three options by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      Because if he was a friendly and respectful salesman who was simply trying to sell a car to an interested customer ...

      He wasn't a salesman, he was the manager. He was stepping on his saleman's turf by calling me. He was pushy and rude, refusing to take "no" for an answer. He was pushy in person, trying to get me to decide instantly whether I wanted to buy the car while I was in the showroom, and pushy on the phone reminding me of his great offer.

      The salesman was ALSO pushy, but I expect that from car salesmen. He did his very best to get a deal, but I knew what his tactics would be and responded accordingly. His MANAGER, however, was stepping over the line.

      (many customers say no and mean yes)

      I am not "many customers", and when I say "no" I mean "no". In addition, since he spoke with me in the showroom, he knew that I was not a motivated buyer, just looking. I didn't actually buy a new car for four more years, IIRC.

      If you were truly giving me the benefit of the doubt, you wouldn't be questioning my evaluation of him.

    125. Re:Three options by AhtirTano · · Score: 1

      This actually works. My parents had a problem in the kitchen even a cat couldn't take care of. My mother covered every potential route with steel wool and duct tape. The rats found all kinds of inventive new approaches, but eventually they were all taken care of. The kitchen has been vermin free for a good year now.

    126. Re:Three options by JustNilt · · Score: 1

      Not nitpicking; this is an excellent point. I wanted to mention, however, that good mousers often train any kittens they have around. I had a male cats (Himalayan ... great cat) that trained all my younger ones. Some took to it better than others but it's not just mothers that'll do it.

      Anyhow, on topic a bit, where are these cables running that rats can get to them? If you're replacing them then put them in conduit anywhere outside then seal the darned buildings "properly". Just my 2 cents.

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    127. Re:Three options by danbert8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why my significant other doesn't know my slashdot ID...

      She also doesn't care to know, as she will not hesitate to tell me to shut up if I mention slashdot at all. Though she did get me a slashdot hat for my birthday last year, maybe next thing you know will be nudity combined with hot grits?

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    128. Re:Three options by michrech · · Score: 1

      Actually, the "large" dealership in my town (of roughly 17k people) has quite a bit of back-end hardware. They have multiple satellite links (one each to the "big three"), multiple servers, and the majority of the service manuals/etc (when last I visited a good three or more years ago) where all pulled via these links. Some of the servers were used for some sort of "Ford TV" that played in certain places throughout the building. Nearly every desk had a PC on it, though I'm not sure exactly why. Many times when I visited, a good majority of the people were just sitting around talking to each other (there was some sort of Intranet, but not internet, service available on these machines).

      The dealership is a rather long building from the last service bay to the front of the building, and does have a small amount of fiber for a link from the server room to the front of the building.

      I've also seen some companies link all their core switches together via very short fiber links (I'm not sure why, and this was a long time ago in computer time... ;) ).

      Cars were my first assumption, but what kind of car dealership has fiber runs?

      I'm sure the service department has some massive NAS for their service manuals, but fiber?

      They must be dealing in something else. That, or there's more IT in selling cars than I know about.

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    129. Re:Three options by danbert8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am a civil engineer, and I can tell you I would definitely enjoy killing rats with a bobcat...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobcat_(equipment)

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    130. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The signature portion is not there for identification. It's there to signify accession to the terms of the cardholder agreement. The merchant only needs to check that a signature is there. And a signature is required additionally for the merchant to signify accession to the terms of the sale.

      The merchant is only required to make sure both signatures occur. They need not be the same signature. It's the card holder and the bank's job to make sure that the card is used validly or entrusted to someone who used the card validly.

      Anyone who has your card, unless you tell the bank otherwise, is assumed to be your authorized agent.

      As a side note, handwriting recognition is tricky business for experts testifying in court cases. What kind of an idiot would think that banks would expect store clerks to be that kind of expert?

      As a further side note, in the story, the dad paid it off in full at the end of the month. So, no finance charge. If she'd financed it, there would have been fees for opening it and for paying it off early. Also, many credit cards give cash back or points for purchases. If the daughter knew it was going to be paid off in full right away, she's the one who made the right decision.

    131. Re:Three options by Excelsior · · Score: 1

      So many time consuming and expensive solutions. I've found you can actually save money by just kicking the girl and her rats out, and making her get her own g-damn apartment.

    132. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, rats can't throw up.

    133. Re:Three options by ndege · · Score: 1

      Don't use the steel wool anywhere near high-voltage. steel wool is crazy flammable (or is it inflammable..whatever...it burns). If you don't believe me, touch a 9v battery to the steel wool and watch it go up. Otherwise, interesting idea.

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    134. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most modern rat poisons are based on an overdose of warfarin, which is a blood thinner. The idea is that their bodies overheat and that they leave their confined spaces or nests in order to cool off.

      Supposedly, they get extremely thirsty and leave to seek water. Same end result; they don't die inside your walls.

    135. Re:Three options by Myopic · · Score: 1

      How do you define "intelligent"? That's a serious question. I wonder because, while I like cats a lot, I wouldn't apply that adjective to them.

    136. Re:Three options by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      I'm not in favor of the poisons. Have you ever dealt with an AC water tower with rotting dead rats floating in it? They head for water when poisoned or you can be so sad when they die between your walls. As Baldar Conehead said "The stink will be great.".
                  But some plastic coatings will attract rats as well as cause cats to chew on them. Whatever is in that plastic can be identified by touch. Other plastics will not attract munching.

    137. Re:Three options by spymagician · · Score: 1

      Rats can chew through anything. And I mean anything. Their teeth never stop growing, and due to the way they grow, they form razor sharp chisels which will chew through anything, given enough time. A wild colony of rats could easily chew through a brick wall or steel pipe in a matter of days if not hours. If a rat wants to get through something, he will.

    138. Re:Three options by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      RFID chips are kind of cart-vs-horse at the moment.

      Aside from McDonald's there aren't a lot of merchants where you can use them.

      Without a lot of merchants where you can use them, there isn't much incentive to issue them.

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    139. Re:Three options by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      If they try to get rid of all the rats, then who will sell the cars??

      Oh you mean the furry rodent type... Gotcha!

      Hah, I see your car dealers and raise you with timeshare sales guys

      Believe me, I work with them and I can't believe that kind of crap they make people believe

      Do you have any option of like, not helping these guys out? Is there somewhere else you can work?

    140. Re:Three options by Ritchie70 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You aren't supposed to verify ID.

      The signature on the back of a card has nothing to do with ID. It is there as acceptance of the card agreement.

      The USPS won't accept credit cards where you've written "SEE ID" on the signature line because it isn't about ID at all.

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    141. Re:Three options by xeoron · · Score: 4, Funny

      I once had a dog that loved to play fetch with rocks... it was so bad that if someone threw a ball, then she usually returned with a rock. For a few days we covered any rock she would give us us to throw for her with very hot Tabasco sauce. It worked for about a day, but then she realized if she dropped it into the pool it would be just like new. We gave up the covering approach soon after that. That and playing reverse fetch with a dog to get their rock from the deep end of the pool became rather annoying.

    142. Re:Three options by nametaken · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Best advice I can offer is... buy and run armored innerduct for your fiber because it's too expensive to lose. It's expensive, but so is replacing fiber and having it terminated.

    143. Re:Three options by Raenex · · Score: 1

      what if you just coated the cables in a bit of something highly poisonous...

      That sounds really stupid. People end up handling those cables.

    144. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This campus got a good amount of press for having other dealers providing goods. Never assume.

    145. Re:Three options by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      ...I can't believe that kind of crap they make people believe

      You mean like the incredible, once-in-a-lifetime, don't-pass-on-your-dreams job opportunity they offered you?

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    146. Re:Three options by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Rats and mice don't eat cables...They chew the insulation off to make their nests...or if it happens to be in their way.

      Well the obvious solution is to wire everything with no insulation! What could go wrong?

    147. Re:Three options by adolf · · Score: 1

      I used to keep pet fish. Not just any fish - I had an elaborate saltwater setup with lots of invertebrates, and another freshwater tank with a couple of big Oscars. The Oscars, in particular, were very friendly and moody, almost person-like in their actions. To fail to bond with an Oscar is to fail to be human - they're like dogs in their emotional tenacity.

      On the other hand, I like to catch fish. I also like to eat them. I don't see this as a conflict at all.

      I also currently have a domestic pet rat. The largest cat in the house would love to eat it, and has tried to on more than one occasion when the rat's been out of his cage with a certain ferocity that I've only ever seen on the Discovery channel. The cat goes straight for the neck. I don't let these altercations persist with my pet rat. But if I had an infestation of wild rats in my house, why sure, I'd kill them all.

      For that matter, as much as I like housecats as pets, I do wonder how they'd taste.

      I honestly don't see a conflict here.

    148. Re:Three options by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1
      From GP:

      ...keeping rats out of my barn/hay...

      I think we're dealing with a farmer here. And a lady. A no-nonsense-lady-farmer-techie...I think I'm in love...

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    149. Re:Three options by vux984 · · Score: 1

      That sounds really stupid. People end up handling those cables.

      The idea was to make eating the cable jacket toxic, not make merely touching it toxic. And going further in that vein, it would make more sense to not make it actually lethally 'toxic', but just taste repugnant to a rat (or taste like something that it would associate with toxic). Sort of like that 'anti-thumbsucking' stuff you put on a kids thumb to help keep them from sucking it...

    150. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the cat he described isnt siamese. I have a Cat they thought was siamese, and it was just a Seal Pointed Ragdoll. They have very similar colorings to Siamese cats.

      You're better off getting a oddball mix that they got off the streets that is used to hunting. Downside is that it may run off and never be found again because it decided to follow something. Though if you keep it well fed and well loved, it'll stick around. You're better off using traps to kill the rats. oh and use conduits, running cable through a ceiling without hangers or conduit is asking for trouble, even if I am sometimes guilty of it.

    151. Re:Three options by zen-theorist · · Score: 1

      Also, I am not sure getting cats to stop cable-chewing rats is such a good idea!

    152. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for a true Emergency Action Team response, try to get a hold of just-banned peanut butter from the Peanut Corporation of America. Sic micro-critters on mini -critters.

    153. Re:Three options by spamrat · · Score: 1

      Except rats can't normally vomit. Because of that, there are some people who will leave beer out for the rats to drink when trying to kill them.

      Though, I have no idea how successful that method is.

    154. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rats are much larger than mice.........

      Just thought it needed to be said one more time for good measure.

    155. Re:Three options by MikeD83 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the car dealerships on Commonwealth Ave in Boston right next to the BU campus? You could use your student loan to pick up a Porsche.

    156. Re:Three options by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Does your owner tie you up with regular rope?

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    157. Re:Three options by sleigher · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? I write see ID on mine in the hopes that the merchant might just check. 99% of them including the USPS don't even flip the card over.....

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    158. Re:Three options by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please submitter: have your company hire or consult someone who knows what they are doing when it comes to pest control. You worry about the computers. I don't know what on earth possessed you ask other I.T. nerds for advice either.

      Pshaw. When you have a nerd problem, you need a nerd solution.

      Caesium-137 is radioactive, toxic, and liquid at slightly above room temperature. Warm it up to melt it, then pour it all along your cable paths.

      Better still, Technetium-99 is a gamma emitter. Let's see... Technetium melts at around 4000 degrees F, so wear some gloves when you're pouring it along your cabling. Soon, the gamma radiation will scramble the rat's DNA causing them to grow to a Rodent of Unusual Size at which point the rats will no longer be interested in eating mere cabling.

      You could always buy a Mousetrap which will give you something to do while waiting for the Technetium to melt.

      There are some mousetrap videos that you might also reference.

      Peter

    159. Re:Three options by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Maybe they can just ship the rats up to Canada?

    160. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      You can make that your policy but it doesn't mean your policy is actually enforceable. Try reading the Fair Credit Billing Act sometime. If you tried to pull that shit on me you'd lose big time.

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    161. Re:Three options by Volatar · · Score: 1

      I can testify of the flammability of steel wool. Don't listen when you are told to use steel wool to clean the excess paint off a power outlet. :)

    162. Re:Three options by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      For both Visa and MasterCard, the merchant is supposed to match the signature on the receipt that they keep with the signature on the back of the card.

      The merchant cannot make showing an ID a requirement for processing the transaction, but they can ask to see it. (You can say no right back to them, which is fun).

      A card that isn't signed isn't valid.

      A card with "See ID" or similar in the signature both isn't a valid card, and is unenforceable, due to the above.

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    163. Re:Three options by dlZ · · Score: 1

      I used to have pet rats and my old roommate had a cat. The cat and the rats got along great. One of the rats would pounce on the cat, which was a great party trick. I know other people that also have the rat/cat combination of pets, and the cats normally ignore the rats or purr and rub against them.

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    164. Re:Three options by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      I heard about this guy who had a rat DIE in the wall and stink up the whole house. It wasn't cheap to pay somebody to find, remove it and then rebuild the wall.

    165. Re:Three options by gobbo · · Score: 1

      If you have mice, cats are very effective. Mice will not even approach anywhere they think a cat lives.

      I concur. The wife is allergic to most cats, so before we got one that isn't allergenic (to her), we used to borrow the neighbours' cats and make them roam the house rubbing things the way they do... especially inside cupboards under sinks, closets, and the basement. Living in the country without mice is nice.

      If you have rats, you will need a larger predator.

      Unfortunately, that means a properly trained terrier, which is almost as much hassle as rats, though friendlier. (OK, I like terriers, but their owners are usually in denial about how intense they are.) Cats can't handle the typical urban norwegian wharf rat, they're enormous and fearless. In fact, if you have rats, best just use bloody good traps. Poison, unfortunately, will result in the rats dying in the walls, which does wonders for your mood in hot weather. Rats are also smart; some of them are too smart for your typical clamp trap, or seemingly any trap.

      I also agree with the earlier poster to not use steel wool, unless it's the more expensive coarse stainless, or copper. Rust and fire hazard.

    166. Re:Three options by gobbo · · Score: 1

      idiot mods, that's the truth, not a comment about exchange rates, beer alcohol content, or penis size! go laugh at some other country you hoser!

    167. Re:Three options by Miseph · · Score: 1

      No, the reasoning is for more sales to occur, fraudulent or otherwise. They don't want merchants turning away plastic for any reason, because the credit processing companies (Visa, MC, Amex, Discover, etc. NOT the creditor banks) make money on fees they charge to the merchant on a peer sale basis. If the customer pulls out credit, the processor doesn't want the merchant to say no for any reason at all.

      Incidentally, you can actually run a small business into the ground using credit for too many small purchases... they can easily end up costing the merchant almost 100% of the sale amount and destroy margins just to process. The solution used to be posting a minimum purchase amount for credit, or charging a small fee to cover processing, but virtually all cards have put into their terms that merchants cannot do those things because it ate into their profits. They're doing similar things to stores that attempt to offer discounts for cash customers (which is, in all fairness, just a thinly veiled process fee). As usual, the big guys win and the little guys lose.

      Kind of sick, isn't it?

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    168. Re:Three options by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      You guys can talk about rats all you want, but they merely feast upon garbage.

    169. Re:Three options by Kemanorel · · Score: 1

      Dey took our jooooobbbs! /southpark

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    170. Re:Three options by barzok · · Score: 1

      My cats were never taught how to catch mice by their respective parents, yet they've managed to catch 3 of them. The first one they weren't quite sure what to do with, the second they killed cleanly, the third I got to before they finished the job.

    171. Re:Three options by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he drives a car to work from the college campus? Or do you think he wouldn't have a car if he was working at a car dealership?

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    172. Re:Three options by afidel · · Score: 1

      The merchant cannot make showing an ID a requirement for processing the transaction, but they can ask to see it. (You can say no right back to them, which is fun).

      Sure they can make showing ID a requirement, credit cards are NOT legal tender and so a merchant is free to put whatever restriction on their use they want. They may have a civil breach of contract tort coming at them from the credit card processor but they can't be forced to accept it.(they can also refuse cash at time of sale but if they allow you to take the item say on installments they must accept cash to fulfill that debt)

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    173. Re:Three options by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      At one point in my life, my sister had two cats. I happened to be at her house when a bat managed to get inside. One of the cats was vaulting off of the furniture trying to catch the bat in midair, while the other was terrified and couldn't run away fast enough. I think the appropriate advice is that your mileage may vary, as you've said.

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    174. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could also try to secure the installations with expanding urethane foam sealant.

      Listen, forget that. Rats can chew through solid concrete for fun, ????? and profit. For all intents I was a super of a NYC apartment building and my basement apartment was infested at one point. So I have some experience. If you are trying to seal your environment, and that is the best thing you can do, plug holes with concrete that has broken glass mixed in.

    175. Re:Three options by nicodoggie · · Score: 1

      A little kitten instinctively paws anything that moves fast enough—whether or not the mother teaches it anything.

      The bite and scratch marks all over my hand after taking home a stray is a testament to that.

    176. Re:Three options by afidel · · Score: 1

      He paid a LOT more than that if he bought it on ebay, think ebay fee, paypal fee, and credit card fee. The dealership probably would have haggled for 10-15% less than what he paid. I'm pretty good at negotiating with dealership, I'm the only person I know of who made money by crashing a car. I bought a used 2001 Mercury Sable for $6,500 and totaled it 31 days later, the KBB value was $8,000 so after deductible I netted $1,000. The best thing is my rates didn't go up so I really did make that money =)

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    177. Re:Three options by dbIII · · Score: 1

      If it moves or uses electricity many managers consider it an IT problem.

    178. Re:Three options by dfm3 · · Score: 1

      The first part is probably true, the second part isn't, AFAIK: rats can't throw up. It is physically impossible for them. This is also why they have such a very good memory for what they can and can't eat, and only try a small amount the first time.

      Ah, you're right- thanks for clearing that up. If I could only give you a mod point... I guess I should have done a little research first before posting. But then again, what is a good /. discussion without a few unverified claims from an unqualified source ;-) (after all, I'm a plant guy, not an animal expert).

    179. Re:Three options by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      This is also why they have such a very good memory for what they can and can't eat, and only try a small amount the first time. If they get sick they just have to wait it out basically, and hope they survive. This is why surviving rats learn very well to be careful, and remember insanely well what made them sick.

      If you ever eat bad seafood, you'll quickly understand that humans do much the same thing. I haven't been able to even smell mussels for years.

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    180. Re:Three options by afidel · · Score: 1

      I've also seen some companies link all their core switches together via very short fiber links (I'm not sure why, and this was a long time ago in computer time... ;) ).

      Both gig-e and 10gig-e were available for a significant amount of time in fiber flavor before their copper cousins came along. This mostly has to due with the significant amount of processing power needed to do the DSP work to push those signaling rates over copper.

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    181. Re:Three options by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      I never thought about using my student loan for a Porsche, although thinking back now it probably would have been a better way to go. That said every time I went by that place I felt like they'd probably lock the doors if I walked up...

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    182. Re:Three options by corsec67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure they can make showing ID a requirement, credit cards are NOT legal tender and so a merchant is free to put whatever restriction on their use they want.

      At which point they have violated the Visa/MasterCard merchant agreement.
      And eventually, with enough reported violations, can't accept Visa or MasterCard.

      I never said it was illegal for them to require it, it is just a violation of the contract they signed to be able to accept Visa/MasterCard.

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    183. Re:Three options by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

      At least a big cat, that you know will take out rats.

      I noticed that skill is far more important then size in hunting all but the very largest of rats. Just anecdotally, the best hunting cat I ever had was tiny by the standards of most any breed, but she was alert, active, and knew how to stalk and kill her pray. Our largest cat would corner the rats, but, ended up just staring at them without any idea of what to do before the little calimanco would come along and finish the job for them.

      The trick is to find a cat that has come from a situation where it would be hunting, but also is ok with people. So a kitten mill cat won't work but also a feral cat is out of the question. It's not imposable since you aren't looking for a 'pet' but it will still take some looking and a familiarity with people is a must.

      The problem with cats though is that they can often be just as much trouble as the rodents. You might think you have them house trained until you find some little secret spot that they had decided would also make a good cat-box. Cats also like to chew, claw and generally cause havoc, though not as bad as rats, it can still be problematic. Never mind all the little places a cat can get stuck or other trouble for themselves in someplace like a server room.

    184. Re:Three options by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      Mastercard will actually fine you if you ask for ID or post minimum purchase amounts. Visa isn't as aggressive (in my experience) but can do the same thing if they get a bug up their butt.

      The back of my card explicitly says check ID with no signature. I've had people calmly compare that to my signature and hand it back to me.

      As the person behind the counter, I've asked for ID many times - usually because the signature doesn't look right. The only people I've had get bent have been the ones trying to use a stolen/loaned card.

    185. Re:Three options by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      We have two cats and recently got two guinea pigs. The cats only interest has been in the food for the guinea pigs. They could care less about the fuzzy rodent.

    186. Re:Three options by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      My first question is, are these cables laying on the floor? If he's got a drop-ceiling he might think about going that route.

      I've been working with radio towers for a few years and a few of our installations are on grain elevators. These are rat havens! They once chewed through a bundle of cables to nest in my equipment box!

      They don't just chew if it's in their way or stripping it, I've seen chews in hard to reach places like on poles. Perhaps they use it to climb.

      We did get over one rat problem by using steel lined flexible conduit. We jammed as many cables as we could into it, then toted it up the tower.

      Short answer is, conduit.

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    187. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, now we are going to have Canadian cats stealing, hard working, American cat's jobs.

      well clearly there isn't such a thing as a hard-working American cat or you wouldn't have this rat problem.. duh!

    188. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here. This is slashdot, where slashdotters caught in a fire will post a comment asking what to do about it.

    189. Re:Three options by vantar · · Score: 1

      Inflammable and flammable both mean that something burns. The main difference is inflammable is really tricky to play in Scrabble.

    190. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, and copper wool is one of the requirements for a proper crack pipe.

    191. Re:Three options by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      Sure they can make showing ID a requirement, credit cards are NOT legal tender and so a merchant is free to put whatever restriction on their use they want.

      At which point they have violated the Visa/MasterCard merchant agreement.
      And eventually, with enough reported violations, can't accept Visa or MasterCard.

      I never said it was illegal for them to require it, it is just a violation of the contract they signed to be able to accept Visa/MasterCard.

      Is that merchant agreement available online? I'd love to read it so I know what I'm talking about when the clerk asks to see my ID.

      It's getting really annoying; it's becoming faster and easier to pay with cash. I scan it, but usually it takes about 15 seconds to verify, then I have to sign their little digital thing and press accept, then it says "please present card to cashier" then they look at it and ask to see my ID, verify that the names are the same...then they press accept, the full authorization goes through, I wait for the receipt to print...all this before I can get the stuff I paid for and leave.

      I'd rather just have those RFID things everywhere with no ID checking. Scan it, get my receipt, and leave. Done.

    192. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not, rats will still chew through concrete. According to an old farmer, the secret to stopping that is to mix broken glass into the concrete mix.

    193. Re:Three options by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      Throw a feral cat in a building and you may never see it again, just clean up the box and keep food & water out.

      That's assuming it will actually use a litter box. Not all feral cats will.

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    194. Re:Three options by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 1

      I would consider lining everywhere there are cables with glue traps.

      The problem with glue traps is you end up with a live rat stuck to the glue trap. What do you do with it now? Drown it, or leave it out for a cat somewhere. Humane trap, my foot. Plus, I've seen a rat work its way from stuck flat on its side on the trap to only one foot stuck, and I have no doubt given more time it would have gotten that off too.

    195. Re:Three options by timeOday · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I buy stuff on the credit card for consumer protection (e.g. new kitchen cabinets last week, which cost more than your sister's car - ugh). I pay it off right away and figure if worse comes to worse, that way I can dispute it through Visa.

    196. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are intelligent creatures and require regular care and attention.

      Yes... and no...

      Cat's earned their god like status with the egyptishuns because of their vermine extermination skills. Cats can live in the wild. And be quite happy and fat. Also if it's a campus with student. You can be sure that they will have their dedicated fan club too. It's a typical 1st world crap to consider that cats need a warm bed and 50 channel of digital TV to be happy. It all depend on how they were raised as babies. If they learned to live in the wild. You can say bu-bye to rodents but will see them indoors only if there is 2 meters of snow outside. Oppositely. Raised in comfortable modern house. They won't go out unless you call them a taxy, because if they are like mines, the bus or metro are too proletarian for them.

    197. Re:Three options by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Well, I have always worked in the Mexican touristic industry.

      There's a lot to see here, we have beautiful beaches, colonial cities, rainforests, mesoamerican ruins... All kinds of touristic attractions

      A timeshare can be a good investment, when you know what you are buying (read the contract before signing!).

      However the sales guy in a hotel in the caribbean and a sales guy in real state or used cars have a thing in common: they will do anything in their power to close the sale, including grossly exagerating the products features...

      So yeah, I currently work with these guys (I don't do sales, BTW)... But at least I still have a job, which is important, considering that I support a wife and two kids

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    198. Re:Three options by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least I still have a job in this economy!

      AAND, at least I did read my contract before committing, whis is more than what some gringos do!
      ; )

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    199. Re:Three options by Xibby · · Score: 1

      A rat's incisors also grow at a frightening rate (2.2 - 2.8 mm a week on average) so they have to gnaw on stuff to wear them down.

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    200. Re:Three options by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Um, bullshit. I've had a couple of cats that we got as 8 week old kittens that grew up into quite effective hunters. A couple of dogs, too.

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    201. Re:Three options by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Not that we don't respect that...

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    202. Re:Three options by luther349 · · Score: 0

      depends on that cat i had a orange tabby that was just as needy.

    203. Re:Three options by zerkon · · Score: 1

      Could also be a distance thing... been awhile since I ran cables, but as I recall the limit is something like 100m? So if it's a larger dealership (in size) it may have just been easier to run fiber between two geographically distance switches.

    204. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its still better then the stupid H1B cats from India; At least when Canadian cats meow you can barely hear the 'eh' at the end. You cant understand the ones from India at all.

    205. Re:Three options by iowannaski · · Score: 1

      The only people I've had get bent have been the ones trying to use a stolen/loaned card.

      False. Visa and MasterCard also got bent, but weren't there to show their displeasure. Most of those cards were loaned, and you cost the card companies money by your actions.

      How do you square that with your self-righteousness?

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    206. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Washington state liquor stores are the same way.
      "See ID" means your signature needs to look like "See ID" on the receipt...
      Fail.

    207. Re:Three options by luther349 · · Score: 0

      feral cats wont stay that way in a building full of people. they will ether escape back into the wiled. or become semi-feral. semi-feral are just feral cats that have gotten used to people and will even want to interact but they never lose there hunting skills or become fully domestic.

    208. Re:Three options by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      The smell goes away in a few months. Been there, done that.

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    209. Re:Three options by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Can You Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these cats?

      I did, once, but my inner user complained about the lack of a graphical interface...

    210. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our pet rat likes to mark (with urine) all the cables in the house. He especially likes black cables, he'll do black cables twice as much as any other color.

    211. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. I bought a cat once I saw a mouse in my newly purchased apartment. The mice kept coming (at the worst it was multiple visits per week) even though the smell of cat was present. What solved the problem was securing gaps in the kitchen wall under the counters with chicken wire.

      Also I can't imagine a rat would cause a problem for any cat. A rat could certainly fight back a lot more than a mouse but a cat would tear it to shreds with its speed and its claws. My cat took down a squirrel a while back, and she's not a big cat at all.

    212. Re:Three options by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      That's great, somehow I don't see a colony of semiferal cats in the server room getting administrative approval any time soon, though.

    213. Re:Three options by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Caesium-137 [wikipedia.org] is radioactive, toxic, and liquid at slightly above room temperature.

      And, er, not good when you get it wet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNdijknRxfU

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    214. Re:Three options by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Over here, most small business do post min limits.

      I don't know of customers who complain. I think most people understand.

      If you like doing business with a place, you don't want it to go bust. They make money, you can keep getting what you want from there.

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    215. Re:Three options by ryan420 · · Score: 1

      +1 for steel wool.

      I once helped with a telescope installation project in New Mexico, and the rats were going to town on the wires (and leaving a huge mess on the inside of the telescope!) Acting on a tip from a local, we sealed all the entry points to the scope with steel wool, and moved all the exposed wire (which was outside of the scope, but inside of a dome with plenty of openings for little critters to get into) into pvc pipe, sealing off the ends of that as well. It made a huge difference!

    216. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you find the holes throug which they pass, it is more effective to stuff them with a mixture of broken glass and plaster. They can get through plaster alone but their gums won't stand sharp glass chips.

    217. Re:Three options by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      I wrote "Must show ID" on the back of all my cards after having one stolen. The credit card's fraud department actually suggested it.

      I've had only one place that gave me a hard time since 1995 or so. I travel extensively, both outside the U.S. and never have a problem. I use it frequently.

      YMMV of course, but in my experience it's not an issue.

    218. Re:Three options by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      Throw in some brokers too while you're at it. Stockbrokers are so full of it I'm surprised they can still swallow.

    219. Re:Three options by Almahtar · · Score: 1

      RFID is huge in the UK, and I've seen a lot of commercials for them in the US.

      If it wasn't for the large amount of tourists London gets, you'd get the equivalent of the South's "You ain't from around here, is ya?" look if you go to a London retailer with a magstrip card.

      A friend of mine went to one store and they literally had to look under the counter, dust their old mag reader off and hook it up to run his card.

    220. Re:Three options by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No. It isn't true. Instinct is indeed to chase pretty much anything that moves, that isn't a 'friend'.

      I've had multiple cats that we adopted from kittens ( as young as 6 weeks, having to nurse via eye-dropper ) that would hunt too damned much. We didn't have a #&$((@ mouse problem until one particular bastard of a cat started bring (live!) mice in from the field 'for later'.
      Ah, I miss that cat.

    221. Re:Three options by gmack · · Score: 1

      Could also use metal conduit. That should protect it from anything except construction workers..

    222. Re:Three options by Migity · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they're the bastards selling the cars!

    223. Re:Three options by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing RFID with the smartcard technology used by credit cards in the UK. I'm in the UK and I've never seen or heard of an RFID credit card.

    224. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is your name Jon and does your cat love lasagna?

    225. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget the cats. Put a king snake in each building. It won't bother you, shed, or make any trouble. It will, however, take care of any mice/rat problem and move on when they are all gone. You can also use them to get rid of poisonous snakes. Of course most people don't like bumping into a snake in cramped quarters.

    226. Re:Three options by nikolag · · Score: 1

      One more thing about cats, mice and rodents. As they are all mammals, they can be infected with Toxoplasma gondii. Definitive host is a cat, but that protozoa can also infect humans.

      Toxoplasma invades the brain of the mammal or bird and changes their behaviour so that e.g mice are no longer afraid of the cat. Problem can be bad, since Toxoplasma is carried over by cat urine, and people can become infected too. It is noted that Toxoplasma changes behavior of the people, but more important is that it invades brain of the baby if the infection is acquired during pregnancy.

      For start, read (as usual).

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    227. Re:Three options by qubezz · · Score: 1

      Mastercard has a web form where you can report merchants who require checking ID. It is not allowed by the merchant agreements they signed with Mastercard. I would record and report the date and the salesperson at the store, and ask who told them they have to ask for ID, if it is the store policy, etc.

      http://www.mastercard.com/us/personal/en/contactus/merchantviolations.html

    228. Re:Three options by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      I used to actually sign when I made credit card purchases. Now I just write the first letter of my name and then make a squiggly line after it. No one seems to care.

    229. Re:Three options by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Rats and Mice are adaptive. They tend to stop eating the poison if they can link it to the death of another.

      He will need to switch the poisons out every quite frequently and change their locations. They might forget what was killing them and their young won't know the difference. Same things go for traps.

      I agree that the easiest way to remove them is to shut off their food supply. But to protect the cables, a mixture of corn starch and cyan pepper dust (the power food type) diluted in water then rubbed along the cables then let to dry might keep them away from the cables. If you can find a hotter pepper dust, the better but don't use fresh peppers. The starch will bind the cyan pepper to the cables when it dries and they will get a hot mouth when chewing on them. If your pulling the cables behind walls and such, don't forget that conduit can prevent most of it but just put the corn starch solution onto a spray bottle and have someone spray it as it goes behind the walls.

      A note, you can use this to keep squils out of bird feeders for the most part too. It doesn't effect the birds because they cannot taste the pepper for some reason.

      BTW, if anyone does the Cyan peeper trick, remember not to touch your eyes when pulling the cables or after touching them in the future. The benefit of that is that it sticks around for a good while but they make pepper spray out of the stuff so it will burn if it gets into your eyes or nose and stuff. Also, the rats will remember that they don't like the cables and possibly leave the ones not treated along.

    230. Re:Three options by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

      The reasoning behind it is not one of convenience, it is to allow more fraud to occur. Smaller cases of fraud are more likely to go unnoticed and uncontested.

      The push for RFID chips is not about security, it's about shifting the burden on the user, instead of the banks. Fraud? User must have lost their card and failed to report it in time. They get nothing.

      You're only required to report an error within 60 days of when you notice, and your maximum liability for all fraud committed during the period of the incidents is $50, and some credit cards don't even impose that.

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    231. Re:Three options by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

      The push for RFID chips is not about security, it's about shifting the burden on the user, instead of the banks.

      The burden has never been on the banks. If my card is lost and used to buy $2,000 worth of crap at Best Buy then Best Buy is going to be out the money when they lose the chargeback. You think the bank is going to allow themselves to take the hit?

      Uh, yes it is. If the merchant has a signature on a receipt, the merchant is covered; if the customer denies the charge, then it's a stolen card and the bank is responsible. The bank can only stick it to the merchant on a telephone or unsigned transaction. That's the whole point of getting a signature; if the receipt is signed, the merchant is covered.

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    232. Re:Three options by lordsid · · Score: 1

      A merchant may ask for ID, but they may not conditionally process the transaction based on the ID. I.e. if someone is holding the credit card they must accept it as payment. This is true for "buyer's instruments" like Visa, Mastercard, and Discover. This is however not true for "owner instruments" like American Express where the owner of the card must make the transaction.

      For more information on this subject check this http://www.privacyrights.org/fs/fs15-mt.htm#2b

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    233. Re:Three options by gblfxt · · Score: 1

      ok, sounds sound. now where do you buy these common household items? i didnt see any at QFC today....

    234. Re:Three options by mlush · · Score: 1

      Campus implies lots of people, lots of garbage, and lots of space. God help you if it's a college campus, the promised land of vermin the world over,

      Some of which walks on two legs <insert whipping subject here>

    235. Re:Three options by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      You mean the invisible armoring spray that they put under your car? Damn! That stuff is expensive! You've got to love your cables as much as you love your car to pay for that stuff.

    236. Re:Three options by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The policy is on their sites somewhere. I read it a while back when I had my merchant account and just showed something about a year ago but failed to book mark the merchant agreement.

      Here is a PDF of MasterCard's rules though. Section 5.6.3 says "A Merchant must not refuse to complete a Transaction solely because a Cardholder who has complied with the conditions for presentment of a Card at the POI refuses to provide additional identification information, except as specifically permitted or required by the Standards. A Merchant may require additional identification from the Cardholder if the information is required to complete the Transaction, such as for shipping purposes. A Merchant in a country or region that supports use of the MasterCard Address Verification Service (AVS) may require the Cardholder's ZIP or postal code to complete a
      Cardholder-Activated Terminal (CAT) Transaction, or the Cardholder's address and ZIP or postal code to complete a mail order, phone order, or e-commerce Transaction."

      There is another section about minimum purchases too. Section 5.9.x is chocked full of goodies like not being able to charge more for using a credit card and no minimum charges, and so on.

      I don't know if that helps you, Visa was the same when I had an account and like the op you were talking with said, Visa wasn't as pedantic about it but MasterCard are strict.

    237. Re:Three options by mk2mark · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you're not my neighbour.

    238. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then you've never heard of the Barclaycard wave and pay credit card.

      Not sure how much market penetration it has outside London, but the RFID readers for them are everywhere in the City.

    239. Re:Three options by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Curious about the Mastercard fine for asking for ID - I have a Mastercard (my only credit card) and I get asked for ID all the time. I get asked at probably as much as half of the transactions I do with it! No one ever verifies the signature (my signature is different every time anyway so it's not like it would help), they ask for ID as soon as they see I'm using a credit card.

      I'm guessing, thusly, that this is something that varies widely by state/county. I lived in Western New York most of my life. There, I have only been asked for ID when using a credit card maybe a couple of times, but they do check the signatures fairly frequently. I recently moved to California, which is where as described above no one checks signatures but frequently ask for ID. To make things difficult I show them my expired New York driver's license rather than my California one, so they can't try to swipe it (California licenses have a mag-strip.)

      One place you can count on getting asked for ID if you use a credit card is Fry's. I've been asked 100% of the time there.

    240. Re:Three options by NewtonFan · · Score: 1

      You're going to be responsible for the care of a living being

      And a rat isn't?

    241. Re:Three options by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      If you buy a card with a credit card then the dealership gets all it's money for the car right away so everything you have said is totally irrelevant.

    242. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have one of those cat's as well, and she was brought home from the shelter to catch mice at my parents dairy-warehouse. (And no the mice weren't there for the cheese, more for the cardboard and the eggs), though in her defense, she sometimes does chase them, but then when the mouse is in a corner she just watches it, which is also convenient since it makes it easier for me to catch it.

      And uhm, I've never known any cat (that wasn't a real psycho-cat that also went after seagull's that were larger then her) to catch rats, those are way to tough for most cats to handle.
      Dogs however are far superior vermin-hunters then cats imo(though personally I find them lacking in charachter), so if you get one of those, that might be better when you want to take the predator road. I'm sure that if you research it, you'll come across some dog that was bread for this purpose.

    243. Re:Three options by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't recall ever seeing anyone in London pay for a purchase with an RFID credit/debit card.

      As another poster said, you might be thinking of the Chip & PIN smartcard tech, in which case you're absolutely right, nobody uses the magstripe any more. It differs from RFID in a few ways, most notably that it requires a physical connection between the card and the reader (IMO a very good thing). I don't know that there are any cards left in the UK (other than tourists, as you mention) without chips, actually; if there are then they'll certainly expire and be replaced within the next year or two.

      The Oyster cards that everyone uses for public transport are RFID though, so maybe that was the source of your mistake - other than the combined RFID credit card/Oyster card (which I've yet to actually see in the wild) you can't pay for anything on Oyster, but it is an example of RFID replacing magstripes. It's also a fairly good warning, since the security on them was cracked not too long ago.

    244. Re:Three options by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      If we're going so far down this "cats are intelligent creatures and are living beings that should be cared for" line, then what about the rats?

      Fancy rats are extremely intelligent (far more so than cats) and affectionate (anything's more affectionate than a cat), and make great pets. IANAB (not a biologist), but while I suspect fancy rats constitute a seperate subspecies from their feral cousins, the feral rats are just as intelligent and alive... and as far as some previous posters are concerned, these qualities seem to demand care.

      Frankly, I'd go for the steel wool, and in the mean time, put down some more interesting chew toys for them. That'll keep them off the cables til you can block up all the holes. Its also cute.

    245. Re:Three options by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      Even worse; how will he power his computers?!

    246. Re:Three options by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      Be careful though I've got a cat who is a wire chewer so you may just be adding another cable destroyer to the mix.

      It comes to show you can't trust anybody nowadays.

      Sad state of affairs ...

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    247. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you know? "There are no cats in america..."

    248. Re:Three options by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      The cable issue isn't about foraging, its about gnawing.

      Like other rodents, their teeth grow continually, and they have to gnaw on really tough hard stuff to wear them down.

      Cables, for instance.

    249. Re:Three options by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

      In addition: as much as it's great to bring a cat home from the shelter so they can take in another one (especially now, with people abandoning cats when their houses get foreclosed... who would do that?!?), ask yourself why you're getting the cat.

      Make sure that you're not just getting the cat to be a roving rattrap. You're going to be responsible for the care of a living being, remember -- regardless of whether the cat is actually a good mouser, it's your responsibility to give it a good home.

      Also, just to warn you, Siamese cats are very loud and whiny. We just got one, and she's very needy, and talks your ear off if she wants something. Look at some Youtube videos of Siamese cats. I have no idea how a mix would be, but I just wanted to warn you...

      I own two cats, and one of their principal characteristics is that they sleep most of the day, and they "hunt" at night..so unless you provide for access to the relevant areas at night, it will be a poor solution, unless you're very fond of cats for company's sake (I am).

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    250. Re:Three options by whyloginwhysubscribe · · Score: 1

      I had a rat problem once and left out some Warfarin- unfortunately the rats in question had high-blood pressure and it only served to increase their lifespan.

    251. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think getting a cat is a good start to sort out your rat problem but your networking will still be vunerable even with cat5 or cat6

    252. Re:Three options by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

      Mice are almost impossible to prevent entering a building

      They say (I don't know who they are) that any hole/gap that you can fit a pencil through a mouse can get through as well.

      oooohhhhhhh, Kinky!!!!!! ;)

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    253. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, wet copper will "rust" (oxidize), the color of CuO2 is bluish green, and I bet you've seen it on copper stuff before.

      CuO2 is poisonous when eaten, so it will work even better as a rat deterrant...

      So, by all means, go with Copper wool. And use armored fiber cables, the rats won't go through the armor so they won't damage the fiber core, and you can apply new insulation to whatever armor they exposed (in order to counter humidity).

    254. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use STEEL WOOL the rats hate it. That really helped us.

      Or ground-up glass.

      Old story:

      Many years ago, I spent a semester working part time for a fabric and fine furniture outfit in San Francisco named Scalamandre Silks. It was founded by a guy named Gino Scalamandre. The shop legend has it that he came from Italy to New York with only the clothes he was wearing and a hand loom once owned by Marie Antoinette. Shortening the story up a bit, he was able, from these humble beginnings, to build a very well-known, high end fabric business.

      He once read in the newspaper that workers restoring William Penn's house were mystified by finding ground-up glass inside the walls of the house.

      He had enough clout by then to call and have the restoration work stopped until he arrived. He remembered stories from his grandmother about pushing the glass into rat and mouse holes so the little bandits would eat it and bleed to death. (No mention if this resulted in funny-smelling walls.)

      Anyway, his first thought was that the critters would have chewed out patches of drapes and carpets for nesting material, which might have survived in their original colors in the dark spaces within the walls. He turned out to be right. To everyone's surprise, the fragments recovered were brightly colored -- unexpected because the Quaker family had previously been assumed to have lived in spaces furnished only in dull upholstery and draperies.

      One of Scalamandre's claims to fame was that he had mastered the reproduction of old, complex weaves. He was therefore able to produce a set of fabrics for the restoration which much more closely matched the originals. Out of silk, of course.

      Side note: when he went to the Smithsonian (or wherever they're kept), he saw that, in the rooms where the figures of all the first ladies were, all their gowns had been made of rayon. His comment was, "I understand that rayon makes excellent truck tires, but it is completely unsuitable for clothing our first ladies." So, at his own expense, he had all the gowns remade in silk for the display.

      For you kids out there, rayon was a predecessor to nylon, as in women's stockings, but much cheaper than silk. Rayon strands were also used for the "cord" in tires of the day.

    255. Re:Three options by Idaho · · Score: 1

      But then, speaking of unverified claims from unqualified sources, I'm a computer scientist and probably learned that on NGC or Discovery channel of all places. In any case I googled around a bit and it appeared to be true.

      Apparently rats do try to eat whatever equivalents of activated charcoal they can find to neutralize poisons, but apart from that there's not much they can do.

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    256. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it makes them sick, they throw it up and remember not to eat it again- apparently they have very good memory.

      Rats cant vomit

    257. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My experience is that rats will eat plastic much more readily than mice.

      Mine, too.

      I once had a rat that I never did see. I kept bird seed in covered coffee cans near the back door -- the rat got to it and chewed through the plastic lid. The lower teeth scarred the metal can pretty well, too.

      Later, when I got a couple of new cats, I used to keep their dry food in the garage. When the rat got to it, I got a pretty tough plastic garbage can to store it in. The rat actually chewed along the sculpture lines in the heavy plastic lid. I then started keeping the food bags in a galvanized 20-gallon garbage can. No problem since then.

      However, during the rat's tenure in the garage, it also wrecked a 50 foot roll of 4 mil plastic sheeting by chewing all of the part of the roll closest to the floor. It also chomped away at a plastic bag of those red beer cups I had out here.

      At least there's been no sign of the little monster since I got the cat food into a metal can.

    258. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, he's now obviously enjoying the company of rat snakes.

    259. Re:Three options by Nevynxxx · · Score: 1

      Do not try to own a cat

      Owning a cat is impossible. The cat owns you, you are it's slave, no matter what it lets you think. Always remember this.

    260. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rubbish, of course merchants are allowed to verify signatures. That's what the signature on the card is for.

      What merchants aren't allowed to do is ask for ID beyond the credit card.

    261. Re:Three options by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Yeah, family responsibilities can really make some otherwise simple moral decisions much more complicated. Hope it works out well for you, but also for the people these guys lie to. I hope you can get some different work when the economy improves. Good luck.

    262. Re:Three options by bebemochi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would be a bad idea -- rat poison kills cats.

    263. Re:Three options by meyekul · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can do this, but the results might depend on who your neighbor is. I used to work in a video store in a shopping center, next door to a Wal-Mart. One day the landlord calls up and says we've been reported for excessive vermin by Wal-Mart, and the rats are becoming a problem to them. We, a video store, who rents movies, were drawing more rats than Wal-Mart, that sells various things including food? Not likely, but guess who got to pay the exterminator anyway?

    264. Re:Three options by aunt+edna · · Score: 1

      "Rats and mice don't eat cables...They chew the insulation off to make their nests...or if it happens to be in their way."

      To line their nests? Solve that by leaving other sources around --- I dunno, maybe something non-flammable, like bits of industrial carpet.

      To clear a way -- well, make the holes bigger & let the rats through?

      At least then, you can move on ...

    265. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm willing to try the steel wool, but how do you get the rats to eat it?

    266. Re:Three options by pz · · Score: 1

      But be careful, as often what you buy that's advertised as copper wool is actually copper plated steel wool.

      Stainless steel wool, on the other hand, doesn't corrode much at all. That's the stuff you want.

      Fill holes with stainless steel wool and then further seal with expanding foam (takes care of that flammability issue).

      The proximal cause of flammability with metal wools is the oil used during cutting. While the metal can and does ignite, usually it's the oil that ignites first, triggering the metal combustion. If you can prevent the oil from burning, that's often sufficient. Thus, stainless steel wool AND expanding foam.

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    267. Re:Three options by JamesP · · Score: 1

      So the merchant is just supposed to take any card and swallow the cost of fraud?!?!

      Here's an idea, my next alcohol purchase will be with a CC, and I'll snitch them for asking my ID.

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    268. Re:Three options by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Depends on the race, though. For example, a Maine Coon (or Maine Coon half-breed) will usually dedicate its life to acheiving a higher kill count than the US Army. And be reasonably successful about it, as well.

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    269. Re:Three options by MeisterVT · · Score: 1

      No, sorry. Cats very much care about rodent size. I work at a shipyard in the US. Shipyards of course have quite the rat problem. The solution here (several years ago now) was to release unaltered cats throughout the yard to kill the rats. People overlooked the fact many of the rats were the size of small cats.

      Now we have a rat problem AND a cat problem.

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    270. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you think the manager's wife stashed in the trunk was maybe hurting his chances of a sale?

    271. Re:Three options by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The rodents removed the steel wool from my known household entry point, in the laundry room (the drain hole.) So far I have solved this problem by inverting a beer bottle in the hole. I just hope the water heater doesn't leak.

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    272. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a major financial company, and [...] your insurance company just plain doesn't won; to know.

      With grammar like that, I'll take a wild guess and say Freddie Mac?

    273. Re:Three options by name_already_taken · · Score: 1

      You aren't supposed to verify ID.

      The signature on the back of a card has nothing to do with ID. It is there as acceptance of the card agreement.

      The USPS won't accept credit cards where you've written "SEE ID" on the signature line because it isn't about ID at all.

      This is true. I have a friend who worked the front counter at the post office for years and that's what he always said.

      The signature area has almost completely worn off of my Visa card, and the word "void" shows through in some areas. There's even a small area where the magnetic stripe is worn through (it still reads). Everyone still accepts it although most places ask to see my ID (even the local post office). I suspect that's because there is a fragment of signature visible.

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    274. Re:Three options by FingerSoup · · Score: 1

      That's still your signature.... It may look different, but it is your unique mark. In a court of law, if you were asked "Did you do this?" it would be perjury to say you didn't make that mark.

    275. Re:Three options by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Depends on the race of the cat. A typical garden-variety housecat weighs about, let's say, 4 kg (~9 lb). A typical Maine Coon will weight about 10 kg (~22 lb) without being fat. Big difference.

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    276. Re:Three options by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      There's no need to "Ask Slashdot" about this. A simple trip to the CDC's website provides everything one needs to know.

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    277. Re:Three options by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      Did you serve in Vietnam before you became a Nerd ? Because this solution sounds a lot like destroying a village to save it from commies
      Radioactive materials totally mess with electronics of all kinds. Your CPU's will malfunction, your hard-disks will pick up random errors and possibly the only thing that will continue to work is your FiberChannel connections

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    278. Re:Three options by Zebano · · Score: 1

      Not quite, but I had $9,500 in available credit on one card when I left college (with a balance of $3,200 that took awhile to pay off, ugg). I must say that I wish I only had $500 or so in credit at that time (I was young and stupid) so I couldn't have made the choices I made but that's blaming someone else for my failings.

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    279. Re:Three options by skeeto · · Score: 1

      I work for a major financial company, and our policy is: you give out your card details, your problem.

      If you are from the US, you must be very confused.

      According to the FTC, if your credit card details are used without your approval, you are liable for absolutely nothing, and you have 60 days to report the fraud charges. From the FTC website,

      Also, if the loss involves your credit card number, but not the card itself, you have no liability for unauthorized use.

      I imagine it works in a similar a way in many other countries. I quick search wasn't giving me any non-US info though, so I don't have any links.

    280. Re:Three options by innerweb · · Score: 1

      whis is more than what some gringos do!

      LMAO! Man, that reminds me of the father of a girl I dated in California before I met my wife. Their family lineage were some of the original Spanish (from Spain) settlers on the west coast and her dad had a problem with her dating anyone but proper Spanish blood. First time I met him (she warned me up front), his first comment was something I could not literally understand, but I picked up on gringo and a pronounced frown. As I got to know the family a bit, they were very wonderful and very traditional, but he never warmed up to the idea of her dating anyone not of proper Spanish decent.

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    281. Re:Three options by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

      No. It isn't true. Instinct is indeed to chase pretty much anything that moves, that isn't a 'friend'.

      The cat's mom teaches the technique of pouncing-to-break-rodents-backbone. Every cat is hardwired to chase things that move, but effective mousers know how to break backbones on the initial pounce, a non-innate skill.

      Cats are effective for small rodents, but I really doubt even the most skilled mouser is going to be effective against rats, which have the same body mass as a cat, and are much more viscious.

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    282. Re:Three options by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "...put down some more interesting chew toys for them."

      I must add that a nest of (well insulated) wires some 200V to 2000V DC above ground potential could be a very interesting toy. Make sure that you have a very big capacitor feeding that circuit (or even limit it only by a fuse), as limiting the current would disrupt the long term effects of chewing...

      Maybe not a very interesting toy for the rats, but quite funny for you ;).

      By the way, if you want to do the same with cats, I'll make sure to look the other way.

    283. Re:Three options by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      No. I should have been more specific. I once had a cat that loved to chew computer cables. My fault for using a coiled telephone cord to play with him when he was a kitten.

      He'd chew through electrical, communication, you name it. I got tired of repairing cables and got smart. The last time I repaired it I got this ribbed blue plastic conduit and put that over the critical lines. He could chew all he wanted and never break through that PVC conduit.

      It was flexible enough too and I have to admit it gave the rats nest of cables a rather cool look at the time.

    284. Re:Three options by operagost · · Score: 1

      Yet the CC companies are forcing strict PCI Compliance measures on the financial institutions. Basically, they don't want responsibility for anything.

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    285. Re:Three options by techess · · Score: 1

      lol I'll take that as a compliment. Yes I am a no-nonsense-lady-farmer-techie. I did realize after I posted people were going to mistake pet rat w/ pest rat. All my pet rats lived to the ripe old age of three or four (the main reason I don't have them anymore).

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    286. Re:Three options by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      So the merchant is just supposed to take any card and swallow the cost of fraud?!?!

      Essentially, yes. The cost of fraud hits is generally small enough compared to the loss of business for not accepting credit cards that most merchants will do exactly that.

      Here's an idea, my next alcohol purchase will be with a CC, and I'll snitch them for asking my ID.

      That won't work. They're not allowed to insist on ID to complete a transaction, but the law requires them to verify age to begin the transaction, so the card banks won't hold it against them. If the liquor store has gotten to the point of asking how you want to pay before checking ID they're already up the creek.

      Virg

    287. Re:Three options by lazlo · · Score: 1

      A card with "See ID" or similar in the signature both isn't a valid card, and is unenforceable, due to the above.

      That's it! I'm naming my next child "See ID". Not only is it an amusing bit of recursion, but keeps him from ever having a valid credit card.

      He'll probably be just as less-than-amused as his brother, "For Deposit Only".

      But, in a feeble attempt to wrench this back to on-topicness, long ago I had a dog that liked to chew on power cables. While I felt that 120V to the tongue should be a sufficient deterrent, my wife disagreed. We found some stuff specifically for that purpose that was used to coat wires and tasted like a cross between cedar sap and earwax. If there exists something that rats don't like the taste of, then coating the cables with something that tastes similar might be effective.

      In the case of our dog, it didn't work, but I'm just throwing it out there as a possibility.

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    288. Re:Three options by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the car dealerships on Commonwealth Ave in Boston right next to the BU campus? You could use your student loan to pick up a Porsche.

      But if your parents can afford to pay for BU, wouldn't you already have gotten a Porsche when you graduated high school?

    289. Re:Three options by bitterbastard · · Score: 1

      My father was unbelievably sadistic with rodents (in fact, all animals).

      For raccoons causing damage outside, he would mix ground beef with ground glass and leave a pile where the nuisance was happening. The next day he'd get me to follow the blood trail to the corpse and bury it. I did. One time the raccoon's babies dug it up, looking for their mommy. I'm still scarred from that.

      So then I get my father a "Have-a-Hart" cage when we had squirrels in the attic. He could then live trap them. Which he did, then informed me the cage was the perfect size for drowning them in the utility sink and chucking them in the garbage.

      This is the same guy who would get unwanted kittens from local farms and use them for musky bait.

      And people wonder why I'm bitter.

    290. Re:Three options by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Depends on how well fed the rats are. I haven't seen any 12 pound rats in my lifetime, but I have seen a number of no-pet rats.

    291. Re:Three options by ristonj · · Score: 1

      My personal preference for keeping rats out of my barn/hay is the rat snake. They don't chew on cables and unlike a cat, they hunt out rats nests. A good rat snake(s) will eat most if not all of the litters and that can do more to get rid of your population than anything else.

      Plus, you get the enjoyment of seeing the havoc the snake will cause if it slithers out onto the sales floor.

    292. Re:Three options by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Depends on the race, though. For example, a Maine Coon (or Maine Coon half-breed) will usually dedicate its life to acheiving a higher kill count than the US Army. And be reasonably successful about it, as well.

      And Maine Coons will even go after rodents once in a while.

    293. Re:Three options by stry_cat · · Score: 1

      The signature on the card must be reasonably close to the signature on the slip they sign.

      Mastercard has a nice little web form to report merchant violations. It usually only takes one or two reports to get the merchant in line.

    294. Re:Three options by PrimalChrome · · Score: 1

      The key is that they were taught to be mousers by their mother.

      Predatory drive is instinctual, not taught. People seem to forget that cats and dogs are carnivores and (with the exception of some purebreds) perfectly capable of sourcing their own food even without Mama showing them how.

    295. Re:Three options by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 1

      Rats and mice are also different problems. If you have mice, cats are very effective. Mice will not even approach anywhere they think a cat lives.

      Tell that to the mice who live in my house. We have two cats, both of whom have caught mice in the past, and both of whom show great interest in the area the mice live. Doesn't stop the mice from coming in and eating the cat's food and even the cat's grain-based litter (yes, disgusting).

      From what I've seen, cats aren't too much use against rats. The best ratter I've known was a dog, but dogs can't get into the small spaces where the rats hang out.

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    296. Re:Three options by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

      He said he works at a dealership, and I can only assume that he means a car dealership. Have you ever seen a car dealership on a college campus?

      A "campus" means a collection of buildings; the location of the largest software company in the world is sometimes referred to as the Microsoft Campus. While he doesn't say so, I suspect that either it's a multi-brand car dealership ("dealership" is usually used to refer to places that sell cars, but technically could be any franchised retail operation), which has several buildings on a large lot, say, a Ford office, a Chrysler office and a combined repair shop.

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    297. Re:Three options by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      No, ground squirrels may be the size of cotton rats, but I have seen rats that were bigger than any cat, other than the "comfort, not speed" cat from the wall poster. That problem was solved with a .22. Not something I would try in a server room, unless I had something like an AS400 for a backstop. Seriously, a large rat is quite capable of killing a cat.

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    298. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with SatanicPuppy's first statement about rats and mice not eating cables there are other ways... They make humane traps that catch the rat or mouse and allow you to release it out back. Just watch them. If you get some spare time go to the most frequent problem area and study them. For all you know you may just find their nest and be able to deal with the problem at its roots. To put it simply, there are better ways than to simply get a cat that might die from poison or exterminating them. (I wouldn't doubt it if Exterminators charge for disposal of rat corpses. Especially during these trying times.)

    299. Re:Three options by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Pack his trumpet with potato salad.

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    300. Re:Three options by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

      When [rats] come across a foreign substance (a seed, a fruit, a piece of garbage, a nice shiny cable), they'll try a few bites of it. if it makes them sick, they throw it up and remember not to eat it again- apparently they have very good memory.

      Rats can't vomit. That's why the poison Red Squill is favored by some people. It triggers the vomit reflex which helps if dogs or other friendlies eat it but since rats can't vomit, they die from the poison.

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    301. Re:Three options by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the answers, I was really curious, even though the buying liquor with CC thing was intended to be tongue-in-cheek :)

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    302. Re:Three options by booch · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute. You mean to tell us that the merchant agreement says that you're required to verify signatures, but prohibited from checking IDs? I'm very curious how you're supposed to verify a signature without checking an ID.

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    303. Re:Three options by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      I'm still pending for running some insulated cables at 200V DC above ground all around the room. If it doesn't kill them, it will at least teach them to keep away of insulating material.

    304. Re:Three options by Verdatum · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, 'Ask Slashdot'...Next time I want a drawn on discussion about requirements for credit card merchants, I too will submit a question about rats eating my cables. What the original submitter did not realize is to have his actual question answered, he should have asked about, oh, I dunno, "What's the best brand of electron microscope for computer forensic data recovery?" and allow the topic to mysteriously wander into discussing rats eating cables, as it is constantly modded up.

    305. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    306. Re:Three options by MythMoth · · Score: 1

      Parent AC is correct. They're not common yet, but on the back of Oyster will probably become so.

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    307. Re:Three options by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "In a rural or farm environment, cats, terriers and owls tend to keep their populations in check."

      In a rural environment, if you don't want mouse living inside your home and installations, you have 2 good options. Either have snakes or use poison.

      Terriers and owls aren't that effective on indoor environments. Cats aren't that effective against mouse when they have a plethora of other food sources just outside.

    308. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      You compare it to the signature on the back of the card. If they don't match you refuse to complete the sale.

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    309. Re:Three options by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I don't recall ever seeing anyone in London pay for a purchase with an RFID credit/debit card.

      They exist in a few places, but aren't very common yet (mostly coffee shops etc in central London). Google "PayWave". You can only spend up to £10 on them, and occasionally will be asked for a PIN.

      I've seen a reader a few times, but not yet seen anyone use one. I plan to get one, not for the PayWave, but because you get 5% cashback on TFL (London public transport) spending on the integrated Oyster card.

    310. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also are good at getting up into drop ceilings.

      And here I thought ceiling cat was just a myth created to scare kids.

    311. Re:Three options by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have two cats that we recovered at different times and places as strays, but both were about a week old when we found them. One is the most useless cat on the planet (my buddy, though :)). He actually had a rat drop on his back that I was trying to grab off of a shelf above him in this shithole we used to live in, and he froze up and then ran like hell. My other cat is the sweetest, furriest, most affection begging little bastige you'd ever meet, but she is an absolute killing machine when something is stupid enough to get her attention. Hell, the night that we found her, she was rubbing all over our ankles until this big, fat raccoon came rolling out of the dark, at which point she rose up on that raccoon like it was about a tenth her size, instead of the actual opposite case.

    312. Re:Three options by BoothbyTCD · · Score: 1

      The problem is that they probably don't know what to do with the prey when they catch it. That is the part that is taught. My cat likes to chase things like all get out, but he only every really manages to kill bugs, mostly because he squishes them more or less accidentally with his vast bulk :)

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    313. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To make this a bit quicker and not require you to actually rub peppers on your cabling, could you use a few cans of pepper spray? This would also make it easier to hit cables that are tucked away in corners and behind things that you can't get your arm or other reaching device into.

    314. Re:Three options by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Not being able to verify signatures a recent change with Visa. I don't know if MasterCard followed suit.

      Next time you update your agreements, you'll find out.

      The burden is on the bank, since they are the ones who approve or decline cards when a purchase attempt is made. The burden is NOT on the merchant if they followed the agreement and the card issuer gave them the green light on that sale.

      The push for RFID chips is much more prevalent in countries other than the US. The main delay in the US is the cost and time required in setting up countless merchants with RFID readers that never seem to work.

    315. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's the point. Whoooooosh!!!

    316. Re:Three options by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Not anymore.
      Signature verification is no longer in the hands of the merchant,
      Update your agreements people.

      A card that isn't signed isn't valid, you're right. But the merchant doesn't get to decide what is valid and what isn't. The card issuer does.

      A card with "see ID" is valid only if your name is "see ID". Again, the merchant has no role in verifying your signature.

    317. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Healthier? Yes, I'm sure physical removal of the reproductive organs is definitely better than the way nature designed them over billions of years of trial and error.

      Moron. It's to keep populations in check where they have no predators. In a farm situation, there is a lot of attrition due to hawks, coyotes, etc. You want a self-sustaining population.

    318. Re:Three options by sexconker · · Score: 1

      No, they can't.

      Their agreements with the various players in the PCI state that they can NOT require ID for a purchase.

      If they breach their agreement, they soon won't be able to process any credit cards. In effect, they won't be able to require ID for processing a credit card transaction because they won't be able to process a credit card transaction at all.

      Again, you're wrong. Sure they can refuse cash. But they can also refuse cash when you're paying off a debt.

      I sure as hell appreciate the places that ignore this rule and still ask to see ID, though.

    319. Re:Three options by weird+talk · · Score: 1

      Introducing predators isn't necessarily a bad idea, but its a measure that can, in no way, co-exist with traditional methods of poison and trapping.

      A very classic and effective rat trap is a bucket of water. Build a ramp leading up to the lip of the bucket. Then build a rotating platform that has a chunk of cheese glued to it. When the rat jumps on the platform it will flip over and trap him in the water (how long can you tread water?). The platform rights itself and is ready for the next rat. 100% cat safe. Farms use this all the time.

    320. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, now we are going to have Canadian cats stealing, hard working, American cat's jobs.

      If the American cats were hard working, you wouldn't be looking to Canadian Bobcats to replace them now would you?

    321. Re:Three options by ps236 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense.

      We got two kittens about 9 years ago, their mother was a feral cat who died while the kittens were still VERY small. (All the kittens except the two we got had starved). I seriously doubt they had been taught anything by their mother.

      They were wonderful mousers (and 'molers', and, on one occasion 'stoaters' as well).

      The drawback was, as has previously been mentioned by other people, they did like bringing mice into the house. Sometimes they were dead, as presents for us, other times they obviously thought we didn't get enough exercise and brought us a nice live one for us to play with...

      We have just got a new kitten, and that has a wonderful instinct for catching mice as well although it lived in a cat rescue (sans mice) from birth. Just this last week we managed to bring a mouse into the house in a bag of logs, and although it didn't catch it (I think it was 'supermouse', it moved so darned quickly!) we could always tell where it was (the kitten would sit for hours staring at the piece of furniture that the mouse was behind), and if it moved (by the mad rush as the kitten would chase after it as it shot down the stairs at 300 miles an hour). (We caught the mouse in a mousetrap this morning, phew)

    322. Re:Three options by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Not being able to verify signatures a recent change with Visa.

      If it's a recent change with Visa then somebody better tell them to update their website. Page 28 of that document if you are wondering.

      The burden is NOT on the merchant if they followed the agreement and the card issuer gave them the green light on that sale.

      Operative word being if they follow the agreement. Note: If the transaction is accepted with a non-matching signature and it turns out to be fraudulent, your business may be liable, even if all other procedures were followed.

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    323. Re:Three options by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      People always look at me kinda goggle eyed when I suggest snakes as a good way to keep rodents away, but there really are few things in the average rural environment that exterminate rats and mice so voraciously as a mature ratsnake.

      If I had a farm I'd forget the cats and make the snakes welcome

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    324. Re:Three options by sexconker · · Score: 1

      The agreements were updated recently.
      They are no longer allowed to verify signatures.

      Getting the merchants on the updated agreements and untraining the monkeys could take decades.

    325. Re:Three options by ps236 · · Score: 1

      But most cats don't want to kill on the initial pounce, that's boring, they want to play for three hours as various limbs drop off, and innards start trailing outside, until eventually the poor thing gives up the ghost (or its head gets ripped off). That's much more fun (except for the owner who has to find all the bits left all over the house, hopefully before babies start putting them in their mouths... BTDTGTT...)

      One of our cats killed a stoat once, I'm pretty sure they're more vicious than rats. The cat was injured afterwards, but nothing too serious, the vet just cleaned up the wound and let it heal itself.

      However, just having cats who chase mice will help to keep rats & mice away as they don't like the stress and will go elsewhere unless there's something really tempting near your cabling (eg old pizzas). (If the cats are too lazy to chase mice, they don't have any effect at all). If you got chased by a tiger every time you went out of your house, you'd probably want to move as well!

    326. Re:Three options by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      Mice will not even approach anywhere they think a cat lives.

      That depends on the mouse and the cat. I am currently trying to catch one enterprising dormouse that has been stealing dry cat food right from the cat's dish. He then scampers off to enjoy his delicious repast in relative safety underneath a cabinet. All under the watchful eyes of my good-for-nothing lazy-ass cat.

    327. Re:Three options by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Actually, you'd be surprised just how popular those RFID cards are. We did an RFID project in college last year, so we had a a bunch of readers. We were bored for a while so we started scanning everything we could find. Turns out quite a few bank cards, admission cards, etc have them without ANY visual indication of them.

      If you ever get your hands on an RFID reader, grab all the contents of your and your friends' pockets and see for yourself.

    328. Re:Three options by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Put a few tiny holes in it and fill it with water-diluted Tabasco Sauce. This way when the dog squeezes it in their mouth, they get a good shot of it!

    329. Re:Three options by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Home equity Visa? WTF! OMG! LOL!

      Talk about making it even easier to have your house foreclosed on!

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    330. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that was a pretty well researched joke. Sort of... The cleanup cost of the radioactive contamination once the EPA finds out you have it, plus the potential lawsuits, would make it far, far cheaper to buy a new, rat-free building right now.

    331. Re:Three options by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      ultimately, the cats would be less numerous if they were fixed

      There, fixed that for you

    332. Re:Three options by Chabo · · Score: 1

      Well, in my experience, female cats tend to be fairly sharp, while male cats tend to be pretty dumb. Maybe you've only had males?

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    333. Re:Three options by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Well that'd be it. I'm in the UK, and here, willingly giving out your credit card details to a third party counts as giving your consent. If you can be said to be doing your best at keeping your details private (pretty much just using it normally and not giving it away), then you're not liable for any damages if some no-goodnik commits fraud.

      If you tell someone your credit card details so that they can make a transaction, and then they make a transaction you're not entirely happy with, it's the legal equivalent of all bets are off.

    334. Re:Three options by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      That would take you being smart enough to manager credit well enough to have a lot of available credit, but be dumb enough to buy a Hyundai. :)

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    335. Re:Three options by Scout2 · · Score: 1

      Copper Is actually a better solution. Steel rusts and will fall out eventually. Most extermination companies use copper wool. The rats have been known to chew through both, however if they do it eats the enamel off Their teeth and they soon die anyway.

    336. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the dealer wouldn't let me put more than $5K on the home equity Visa

      ergo cars are too pricey

    337. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you can sell her to a Chinese Restaurant?

    338. Re:Three options by cthulhu11 · · Score: 0

      I could believe it with all the spoiled rich kids around here. I presume, though, that "campus" means "property", though given that it's a college it could be that he's dealing ..... herbs.

    339. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is you keep feeding the cat. I had a similar problem with mice in my house a few years ago. All 3 of my cats couldn't be bothered to even look interested at the noise the mice were making. I stopped feeding the cats and recovered 2 or 3 dead mice within a week.

    340. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that if he stops feeding his girlfriends pussy he will lose access to his girlfriends pussy ;)

    341. Re:Three options by phizix · · Score: 1

      No. It isn't true. Instinct is indeed to chase pretty much anything that moves, that isn't a 'friend'.
      ...
      We didn't have a #&$((@ mouse problem until one particular bastard of a cat started bring (live!) mice in from the field 'for later'.

      Well, if the mice were still alive, I'd wager the cat could use more training...

    342. Re:Three options by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. He really was bringing them in for toys. I don't know if he was saving them for later on purpose, but he'd bring them into the house ( to get out of the cold and rain, I assume ) as 'playmates', get bored and let them hide.

      That cat weighed 22 lbs and had a bell on his coller. He'd STILL drag in mice and rabbits. We'd only find the green nasty bits, unless said creature was large enough for two meals.

    343. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Siamese cats are very loud and whiny. We just got one, and she's very needy, and talks your ear off if she wants something.

      Your siamese is loud, needy, and whiny.

      My parents used to breed & sell 'em, I've known a couple hundred of them. Their personalities are just as variant as any other mammal.

      Things that actually are physically different in pure blood Siamese as opposed to a generic alley cat (aka american domestic shorthair):

      1) they can jump higher because of slightly different muscle attachment geometry (some people think they look more graceful because of the different muscling)

      2) they have a different meow - some people find it more annoying than other cats.

      That's about it, really, other than the distinctive markings and eye color. Everything else is variable. Mammals have personalities.

    344. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, use brass wool. Unlike steel wool, it doesn't rust.

    345. Re:Three options by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      This is not necessarily a bad idea. We get 1% cash back on our credit card, so it made sense to put most of our car on it, and then pay it off 100% the next month.

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    346. Re:Three options by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      my inner user complained about the lack of a graphical interface...

      They tried a GUI for it, but it was useless without a mouse (the cats kept eating the mice).

    347. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't need to be a big cat to kill rats. Just tough. There used to be a cat near my old office that would attack squirrels. I'd drive into work and see him out there rolling around with a squirrel almost as big as he was about once a month. A little later, he'd be strutting down the sidewalk, smug as can be.

    348. Re:Three options by Tavor · · Score: 1

      You fail, sir. They are in fact working as a massive team to solve a problem, hence fitting the basic criteria of a Beowulf Cluster. They just use biochemical processing instead of silicon hardware, communicating with meows and loaded gestures instead of ethernet.

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    349. Re:Three options by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Well, if this is taking too long, you've never waited behind that old lady who always pays in pennies. Paying in cash takes an awful amount of time or produces a fat wallet full of pennies from the change they give you.

      Oh and if you lose your wallet, it's gone. If you lose your credit card, you might have some protection or insurance.

      Ever bought a car with cash? How did it feel to go there with one year's earnings in your pocket?

    350. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen rats and mice eat some pretty amazing things. For instance: box full of artists oil paints in tubes. In the next box over we found a nest and a lot of very brightly colored mouse poop. Lesson learned: if it's not overtly toxic, and conceivably has some organic component that might provide nutrition, they will eat it.

    351. Re:Three options by msim · · Score: 1

      Right. So rocks, tiny holes, dog squeezing the Tabasco sauce out. You see where im going with this? That is unless your talking about putting tobasco in the pool, in which case you need about 20 gallons of it and the pinprick idea may not be such a hot idea.

      Seriously though, stopping the dog's rock carrying habit is a good idea, especially as carrying rocks like that seriously screws up their teeth.

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    352. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it expensive to cover all your cables with steel wool?

    353. Re:Three options by fyoder · · Score: 1

      My cat will chase and play with mice, but seems to have no clue with regard to killing, or any awareness of mice being edible. When I find her with one, it's me who has to kill the poor damaged little thing to put it out of its misery. Perhaps her mom never never showed her -- "Yum! It's a tasty treat!" And I'm sure as hell not going to demonstrate that to her.

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    354. Re:Three options by Kitanin · · Score: 1

      You missed a fourth option.

      Move to Alberta, Canada. We haven't had rats for decades. =D

      (I'm serious, BTW. No wild rats, and private ownership of rats is illegal.)

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    355. Re:Three options by Eil · · Score: 1

      If we're going so far down this "cats are intelligent creatures and are living beings that should be cared for" line, then what about the rats?

      Fancy rats are extremely intelligent (far more so than cats) and affectionate (anything's more affectionate than a cat), and make great pets.

      I probably should have emphasized in my post that I am not pro-cat and anti-rat as some replies have suggested. In fact, I'm firmly against the needless killing, torture, or mutilation any kind of animal. (As anyone who would call themselves a human should be.)

      In reference to the submitter's situation, I'd ideally like to see a pest control expert come in and capture the rats humanely (release them where? I dunno, I'm not the expert) and patch up all the areas that let the rats in in the first place. If I were the owner of the place, that's exactly what I'd try to do, anyway. It sounds like neither the owner nor the employees at the dealership really care anything at all about the day-to-day maintenance or cleanliness of the building.

    356. Re:Three options by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      A lot of people are also allergic to cats. Chances are someone would start complaining and your work place would be liable if someone had an aesthmatic attack.

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    357. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of highly poisonous, how about something that is just highly unpleasant?

      I live on a farm, and have had good luck getting things to not chew on my cables, or power wires for that matter, by rubbing them with habanero peppers. Poison takes time to work. Habaneros work damn near instantly.

      The tricky part of using habanero oil is that you need to remember that it is on the cables. Touching habaneros without gloves can make your hands burn. Also, if you touch habaneros and they don't make your hands burn, once you rub your face or eyes with those hands you will be very sad that you did so.

    358. Re:Three options by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Care and attention, for a cat? Surely you've never owned such a creature.

      I have, on occasion, wondered if our current cat has gone off and died in a dark place: there have been stretches of days where I have not seen her. The only thing we do is fill her food and water bowl, and consider it more of a privilege to see her out and about than we do to see a fox or a cougar in the yard (which has happened all of once or twice that I can recall). Even still, she is not privy to people touching her on their own motivation, and is very picky about who she will rub up against.

      The cat before that was christened "Mocca" due to her coloration. That soon became "Demon Cat" on account of it attacking - not playing with - anyone and everyone who came within 5 feet of it. She would often wait in certain locations to attack you when you came through a door. Aside from that, you might be lucky to see her before it's too late to avoid the painful laceration.

      The cat before her was short-lived. She was fat, slow, and stupid. She jumped out a window, likely couldn't get back in, and wandered over to be mauled by the neighbor's dog. She, too, sat around doing nothing and ate anything and everything that was put on the floor for her. She was irritable and only came out at night, instead preferring to hide in the closet. She would hiss if you tried to pet her, and never purred.

      A mental retard could take care of a cat, and would likely provide entirely too much attention for said cat. It's not a fucking rocket science.

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    359. Re:Three options by deraj123 · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I have to say that I have never purchased a car that cost 1 year's earnings. Sounds way out of my price range.

    360. Re:Three options by Myopic · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, we like to use fuzzy handcuffs, they chafe less. But that's totally off topic.

    361. Re:Three options by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      False. Visa and MasterCard also got bent, but weren't there to show their displeasure. Most of those cards were loaned, and you cost the card companies money by your actions.

      How do you square that with your self-righteousness?

      Hmm, as the victim of CC fraud, I really don't have a problem with it at all. Especially seeing as the police won't do anything unless an individual incident is over 2K. So, I find it quite easy to sleep.

      If the card is loaned or not, according to the last agreement I read, I was responsible for making sure that the signature on the back of the card matched the one on the receipt. If MC or Visa ate the loss on CC fraud, I wouldn't worry about making sure it's a valid sale. As long as it's the business that has to eat all the fraud costs, I say error on the side of caution.

    362. Re:Three options by jafac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if your cat doesn't kill rodents, your cat has too much cat food to eat. Keep em hungry.

      (and more germane to the article: I had a rat problem in my house - I tried EVERYTHING, poison, traps, steel wool, etc. The only sustainable solution is CATS. I do have the unpleasant task of cleaning up the kills. But at least they're out in the open, and I don't have to go into the crawlspace and the attic every freaking day to clean out and reset traps. And Poison==stinking-rotting-rat-carcasses-in-inaccessible-locations.)

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    363. Re:Three options by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      I would also recommend an old farm remedy. Peppermint oil. It has to be real peppermint oil, not
      the McCormick extract stuff. Mix about 5 drops into a spray bottle with water and spray the hell out of
      all the corners and walls. If you have drop ceilings in the comm rooms, spray above the drop tiles.
      If spraying scented moisture in your comm room isn't an option then find out where they are coming in.

      Holes in the side wall?
      From the ceiling?
      Along any opening where cabling is coming to and from the room?

      Can any of these holes be plugged or closed with spray foam?

      Exterminators should be able to advise you on the more common places rodents and pests
      come into a building.

      If closing out the comm room doesn't work then follow the parent poster's plan. Increase the extermination!

    364. Re:Three options by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      Wait so they're not allowed to charge extra for letting you use Mastercard? There's a liquor store nearby that charges extra if you use credit and 1% extra if you use debit (as opposed to cash). Could I print this and show it to them along with my card?

    365. Re:Three options by myz24 · · Score: 1

      Can't do that

    366. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not try to own a cat. . .

      In Soviet Russia, cats own you.

    367. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadian cats are cheaper to hire, tend to unionize less and are more polite.

      Read it up before you whine.

    368. Re:Three options by fm6 · · Score: 1

      No, he was right the first time. Fixed cats don't fight as much, and cat fights can be really brutal for all concerned.

    369. Re:Three options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got that. lol's/

    370. Re:Three options by GoRK · · Score: 1

      Buying a car on an Amex)is actually a pretty good idea. Amex has all kinds of good buyer protections that can really save your ass when you need them. Note though that I'm talking about a real "charge card" amex not one of those new stupid blue ones that let you carry a balance and otherwise abuse it.

      So, if your friend bought the car on *his* Amex, you might give his "supidity" a second thought. However, I would think it's rather unlikely that anyone in college could have earned an amex capable of purchasing a car without some kind of assistance -- was it his dad's Amex? That's a bit different.

    371. Re:Three options by GoRK · · Score: 1

      The dealership always gets all the money right away unless they carry the note themselves; and honestly, the only dealerships I've seen still doing that are the insanely shady "Auto Sales & Finance" type places that are likely to pack a clunker's radiator with eggs and sawdust then force it on a poor person so that they can beat $100 out of them every month. The reputable dealerships have figured out that it's much easier and better to find a couple banks to handle this dirty work for them.

    372. Re:Three options by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 1
      So, as you can see, no rat is going to chew on that... for long...

      Peter

    373. Re:Three options by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I was thinking a rubber ball.

      I really need to stop randomly scrolling up and down before responding to posts...

    374. Re:Three options by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      According to Mastercard, they aren't supposed to do that. Visa had the same policy. You can probably contest the extra charge with your bank or complain to them and or mastercard and they will/should do something about it.

      Mastercard can fine the merchant per the agreement and they can just take the ability to use the cards away from them. I can't speak for them directly but from my dealings with them, they aren't afraid to enforce their policies and it's clearly spelled out in that PDF I linked to.

    375. Re:Three options by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think he should adopt a bunch of cats AND put out the poison. But I guess this is why I'm not a consultant.

      Could've fooled me! (Or at least one of my former bosses.)

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    376. Re:Three options by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      Yes I took a look at it and will look deeper into it this weekend; I'm just surprised they think they could be getting away with this.

      My friend made an interesting point-- accepting cash makes it easier to under-report sales (for tax purposes). However, they have a distributor, which means they have to take inventory, which would make doing that difficult. Who knows what's going on. Thanks for the link.

    377. Re:Three options by TeeJS · · Score: 1

      Steel wool actually works because as the rat tries to chew through the steel wool, it fills it's stomach with little shards of steel and will crawl away to die in peace. Copper wool actually works better for this type of scenario as:
      1) It is less flammable
      2) It doesn't rust as badly
      3) Copper is also a potent rodent poison, it will more likely kill the rats before they can gnaw through.

    378. Re:Three options by toddestan · · Score: 1

      My experience is that cats will only hunt rodents up to a certain size. Some will hunt squirrels, but they are the rare exception. Cats will also avoid prey that can fight back viciously, and I've never seen a house cat that hunts full size rats.

    379. Re:Three options by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      one of those goddamn toxic peanut factories

      I lol'ed

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    380. Re:Three options by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      That is unless your talking about putting tobasco in the pool,

      I first thought Tabasco pool - yum. Then I thought about opening my eyes under water, then my fingernails crawled back into my body OW!

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    381. Re:Three options by masticina · · Score: 1

      You know as pet owner, rat owner.. I know rats as pets are great. But would never cuddle a wild rat!

      You won't find many rat owners to disagree with the fact that yes their wild cousins are a plague and a pest. They are really successfull and..destructive.

      Hell even as pet they are destructive..oh well.

      I would say use steelwoll, yup already mentioned but if I noticed anything is that they don't like things that prick in their noses. Sensitive creatures

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    382. Re:Three options by afidel · · Score: 1

      Again, you're wrong. Sure they can refuse cash. But they can also refuse cash when you're paying off a debt.

      No, they can't. That's what the line on the bill stating "legal tender for all debts public and private" is about, you can ALWAYS settle a DEBT with cash, refusal to accept cash to repay a debt forfeits any further obligation on the debtors part. It all goes back to the early days of paper money where some merchants refused to accept US federal notes as payment due to a shortage of convertible gold and silver due to hoarding. Basically if you can show that you offered legal tender to pay off the debt and the other party refused it as payment the court is obligated to discharge the debt if the other party again refuses legal tender before the court.

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    383. Re:Three options by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

      I had the same problem with my wife's cat when we moved in together.

      I found that swatting him when he did it worked wonders. All chewing was stopped within a month.

    384. Re:Three options by Bandman · · Score: 1

      I write in giant marker in my signature space on my card

      "ASK FOR ID".

      Of course, that only works in convenience stores. I've still bought flat screen TVs with the card and had no one check it.

    385. Re:Three options by Bandman · · Score: 1

      I've kept trying to tell them that "ASK FOR ID" is my signature, but they don't buy it.

    386. Re:Three options by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      My cat was smart about it. He'd never chew the cables when I was around. Sneaky little bastard.

      And it's no use punishing a cat that long after you notice the problem. The first time I'd ever notice my computer wouldn't power up. That was fun repair.

      The of course I was still active in amateur radio, to the point where he'd chewed through some 9913 coaxial cable. Those are not fun repairs.

    387. Re:Three options by Lightzout · · Score: 1

      Steel wool works great unless its a hole through the floor with a copper pipe. Don't put steel wool on copper. The best guide I have ever read is here: http://www.msmosquito.com/pdf/Rat.pdf I basically followed the advice here (especially how and where to mount traps) and have mitigated an ongoing problem. Until I get all the footings closed in and the pampass grass out around the house I know there will be rats. I don't use poison since the neighbors cats regularly hunt around our house. I have had them chew threw almost everything and as soon as one entry is blocked they start looking (and finding) new ways in to nest.

    388. Re:Three options by dpastern · · Score: 1

      Rats will chew, the term rodent, comes from the Latin, Rodere, which means "to gnaw". They'll do it, as was stated by SatanicPuppy, if it's in their way, or they're building nests. Probably both.

      Rats are extremely smart, and it is now showing that poisons in the UK are having little, if not effect on them, as they're becoming genetically immune to them. As an aside, I'm totally against poisons, they are a completely inhumane way of dealing with rodent pests. I always find it amusing that man is so heavy about being humane to his fellow humans, but does not apply the same principles to other animals that inhabit the Earth. Hypocrisy anyone?

      Getting a cat might not be a bad idea, but let me just say that Rats are omnivores. 3 or 4 of them, especially if they're large, will make a mess of a cat. Sure, the cat might take a few of them out, but let's just say the rats *will* win.

      The best thing is to find their food source and remove it. Also, remove anything that might make a nice warm nest for them. Don't worry about patching up holes, they'll just chew through it if they want to. Rats can chew through uncured concrete btw. A fully grown wild rat can jump distances of up to 12'.

      I don't like extermination - I believe that it has a negative impact on humans in the area, that we don't fully realise yet.

      Dave

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    389. Re:Three options by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      Depends on the rat. My pet rat yums down jalapenos...

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    390. Re:Three options by bmckeever · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I find myself using most of my moderator points marking posts as off-topic. A reply (even an insightful, informative, funny one) to an off-topic comment is itself off-topic. I've even considered saying so in my sig. And yes, I am aware of the irony of posting this, as it has nothing to do with rats or cables.

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    391. Re:Three options by Kilroy · · Score: 1

      Well, in my experience, female cats tend to be fairly sharp, while male cats tend to be pretty dumb. Maybe you've only had males?

      My experience has been that they're all fairly sharp. Maybe you've only had declawed?

    392. Re:Three options by sexconker · · Score: 1

      That's bunk, and just not true.

      The line means it is VALID for all debts public and private, as in, it CAN be accepted.

      There are TONS of situations where cash is not accepted.

      It does NOT have to be accepted.

    393. Re:Three options by rocketPack · · Score: 1

      First of all, I paid $12,900 for the car -- there was a $500 fee from the dealer. However, I don't think that paying $13,400 for a car which, at the time had a (minimum) resale value of $16,500, is 'overpaying.' Even counting the $750 shipping fee, and $1,200 registration/title fee, I am still $1,200 under resale value. That's an 8.96% savings. Thanks for playing.

  2. Nuke 'em from orbit? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    No, wait, that's the wrong movie...

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  3. Conduits by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And if you can't "afford" conduit, make your own. Garden hose (which rats don't eat through), PVC, etc.

    1. Re:Conduits by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Informative

      For a big install that may not be possible...If all the wire is already pulled, for example, you can't unpull it all and add conduit without a huge expense.

      On the other hand, it may be pulled in quantities that exceed common conduit widths. I've seen even small buildings with bundles of cable the diameter of a soccer ball, and if the conduit is that big, it's more likely a convenient rat super-highway than a deterrent.

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    2. Re:Conduits by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's always a way to get a protective sheath overtop of a cable run.

      You can slit a large rubber tube or PVC pipe section and slip it over the cabling in the exposed sections.

      You can also take ducting metal and screw it over the exposed cables to connect it up to whatever wall or corner it's running along. It -will- cost money to do, but that cost is almost certainly less than the cost of replacing fiber, and so should be an easy sell.

    3. Re:Conduits by Entropy2016 · · Score: 1

      To avoid unpullig wires, couldn't you just just cut the garden-hose open down its length, wrap it around the wires, then glue/tape the hose shut? (I'm not familiar with the subject, so I'm merely speculating).

    4. Re:Conduits by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Newer fibre is a lot more durable than it used to be, but I still wouldn't want to maul it around like that.

      Might be a good time to rethink their wire plan. If they have too much exposed wire, then they can reduce the number of wires, and add heavy conduit. Fibre should be well planned anyway; it's too expensive to run a lot of it, and it's probably not necessary to run more than a backbone of fibre unless you're wiring a datacenter.

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    5. Re:Conduits by Cramer · · Score: 1

      I've seen a fair number of fibre cables destroyed by people wanting to "pretty up" the server room by bundling the cables with that spiral plastic "hose" crap. And I've seen a few zip-tie'd cables. There's a *reason* why we make those yellow trays/conduits.

    6. Re:Conduits by cparker15 · · Score: 1

      What about the flexible plastic tubing that's designed to just slip over a bunch of cables? No taping or gluing necessary, because it constricts around the cables by itself.

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  4. Get a Cat! by jacob1984 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... oh wait

    1. Re:Get a Cat! by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

      Maybe a Wheaton Terrier, they don't shed as much.

  5. Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cats have been used to deal with vermin for so many generations that we've forgotten. With the exception of the Black Death misunderstanding (where we killed the witch-cats and thus eliminated any hope of naturally controlling the vermin which were spreading the disease), this relationship has been quite satisfactory.

    If your exterminator can't do the job, then hire another exterminator. Trying to eliminate modes of entry into the server room for the vermin is also an idea.

    But ultimately, there's nothing wrong with getting a few cats to patrol your campus.

  6. metal conduit by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0

    or, was that too obvious?

    you could always go back to old style 10baseT 'thickwire' cabling. I'd like to see ANY rodent chew threw that! plus, the vampire taps might scare the mice away..

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    1. Re:metal conduit by Chabo · · Score: 1

      I think you mean 10BASE5

      10BASE-T is unshielded twisted pair, similar to what we use for 100BASE-TX, 1000BASE-T, and now 10GBASE-T. (though obviously with higher cable standards at each speed)

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    2. Re:metal conduit by alta · · Score: 1

      I was pricing some 1"PVC stuff today at lowes. It's pretty cheap at about $1.50 for 10 ft. Metal was much more expensive though. I guess PVC could still be eaten though.

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    3. Re:metal conduit by Cramer · · Score: 1

      I've seen rats/mice chew through 25pair cables and even DS3 coax bundles. I swear they'd get through the armor on a tank if given enough time.

    4. Re:metal conduit by red_dragon · · Score: 1

      10Base-T? They'll chew through that even more quickly.

      Oh, you meant 10Base-5. Get your cabling denominations straight.

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    5. Re:metal conduit by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      yes, I meant 5. doh! I thought '5' but typed' 't'. I was at DEC when the thickwire (that was our trade-name for it) was heavily used.

      (brain not always connected to typing muscles; they seem to have a mynd of their own, sometimes)

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    6. Re:metal conduit by Chabo · · Score: 1

      Possibly as a clever way of getting around your tradename for it, I've also heard it referred to as "Thick-net", then "Thin-net" for 10BASE2.

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    7. Re:metal conduit by xOneca · · Score: 1

      Or better an electrified wall! I think it'll be enough. :)

  7. Cats ? by lbalbalba · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Cats have been used widely to get rid of rats and mice since the beginning of time. perhaps you should get some of those ?

    1. Re:Cats ? by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cats have been used widely to get rid of rats and mice since the beginning of time. perhaps you should get some of those ?

      Not all cats are good mousers, however. It really helps to have one who was properly taught by their mama-cat how to do it.

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    2. Re:Cats ? by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 1

      This is very true. I have seen cats get the dry heaves when they see a dead mouse. I have never had a cat that was a mouser (read that as my female companion never had a cat...). Which pretty much means the cats did nothing useful, other that fill a plastic tray with shit and piss and get hair all over.

    3. Re:Cats ? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not all cats are good mousers, however. It really helps to have one who was properly taught by their mama-cat how to do it.

      Say what? I'll agree that some cats are better hunters than others, but I've yet to meet a non-grossly overweight cat that doesn't show immediate interest in anything smaller than it scurrying about. Seriously, stick any cat in a building where all kinds of interesting sounds and smells are going on, and they are good to go.

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    4. Re:Cats ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you'd read beyond the second sentence of the summary you wouldn't have asked that question. Jesus Christ, did you even read anything besides the headline?

    5. Re:Cats ? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Funny, our cats at the farm catch and kill all sorts of things: mice, iguanas, snakes, birds. But then again we don't feed them all that much, just dry food - so they're always hungry enough to go hunting for "fresh meat".

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    6. Re:Cats ? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Find a cat from a Farm born of outdoor parents. We kept Cats around for this same reason. Second, don't over feed them, feed them just a bit less than you think they need.

      We went on vacation once and apparently didn't leave enough food out. We came home to a few partially eaten rabbits in the front yard. These weren't small rodents either (and rabbits are damn fast compared to rats).

    7. Re:Cats ? by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      Cats can also destroy cables... Plus, it could be pretty hit or miss depending on how territorial your cat is. Your office may smell like cat urine all the time (very unpleasant).

    8. Re:Cats ? by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interest is much different from killing, though.

      I used to have two hampsters and three cats. Occassionally, the hampsters would get out. The cats were *great* at helping me locate them, "ooh, little ball of fluff, what's it doing?" but the cats never attacked the hampsters at all. In fact, the cats rarely, if ever, got within 2 feet of the hampsters. (The hampsters, however, were much more brazen, even walking up TO the cats, wherein our trusty felis domesticus would retreat...)

      Those poor cats were in hell when I bought those little rodents the balls.

      These weren't obese cats either. Slightly overweight, common for indoor cats, but very active.

    9. Re:Cats ? by Clarious · · Score: 1

      +1

      In a large area like a campus, cat is the best choice. At least they don't eat my mouse cable like mouse do.

    10. Re:Cats ? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      hungry cats are great mousers.

      Dont feed them and they'll kill and eat anything that moves.

      declawed cats tend to suck at it more than clawed cats.

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    11. Re:Cats ? by spun · · Score: 1

      Cats have very powerful hunting instincts, but they are much better hunters when taught techniques specific to the prey in their area. Farm cats learn to hunt from their mamas.

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    12. Re:Cats ? by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 1

      I had a fluffball hamster and a ferret living in the same house. The two met nose to nose once, and the ferret wanted nothing to do with the hamster from then on. When the hamster would escape from its cage or was rolling in the ball, the ferret would hide in the shoe closet until the hamster was caught and imprisoned again.

      For our rat problem, we used a dog. Every rat he killed could be traded for hot dogs, so he became quite the hunter. (Mice he would just eat - he was always walking around with a mouse tail hanging out of his mouth...)

    13. Re:Cats ? by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      Eh, you can have mine. He's a siamese, psycho little shit with no front claws, and still manages shred to pieces - I shit you not; it's disgusting having to find and clean them up - any small furry things he catches. My wife doesn't like 'im, anyway, and he bullies my other two cats which are much bigger than him. These two leave things as presents - dead birds, chipmunks, etc - but usually intact. The siamese is like The Blender: Yes, folks! We have a mouse! But the question is: Will It Blend?!

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    14. Re:Cats ? by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good point, and entirely true. Cats generally need to learn that something is food before they will eat it, though they may find out by accident. And although a cat's killing maneuver (the neck-bite) is instinctual and doesn't need to be learned, learning the stalking and pouncing behavior specific to each prey species makes a cat a much more effective hunter.

      I saw the same sort of behavior from my cats and guinea pig, which wasn't afraid of the cats at all. In fact, it seemed to realize that cats only sweat from their pads, and therefore their pads are salty, which guinea pigs love. The guinea pig would waddle up to the cats and attempt to eat their toes, which confused and upset the cats terribly, but they still wouldn't so much as whack the guinea pig with claws retracted.

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    15. Re:Cats ? by Cramer · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, that will certainly drive mice away. :-)

    16. Re:Cats ? by the_one(2) · · Score: 1

      Cat's may be good natural hunters but they need to be taught by their mothers how to kill. They might learn it on their own but I believe it's pretty unusual;at least unless there is loads of mice and the cat has all the time in the world.

    17. Re:Cats ? by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      I agree with your first sentence, but I think it's nature rather than nurture. We have two cats that we got as kittens from the pound, from different litters. One has caught one bird in the 14 years we've had her. The other rarely lets a week go by without dropping a bird/rat/mouse/bat/snake/squirrel on our doorstep, and at her prime two per day wasn't unusual. Some cats just like to hunt, and some don't.

      On the other hand, the hunter was attacked by a blue jay as an adolescent, could be that brought out her vicious streak.

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    18. Re:Cats ? by Stonefred · · Score: 1

      Many cats don't even hunt rats because they're afraid of them. Rats are simply to big and dangerous for an average cat.

    19. Re:Cats ? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Interest is much different from killing, though.

      Tch, such a noob. This is why I ever so slightly underfeed all my pets. I like 'em lean and sprightly anyway, and with the cats, it keeps 'em on the prowl. I don't think I've owned a cat with less than 100 confirmed kills ;P

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    20. Re:Cats ? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      unless there is loads of mice

      Not a problem. Lizards, roaches and birds, too. But then again, I'm not int he 'burbs.

      and the cat has all the time in the world.

      So, I take it you've never owned a cat then?

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    21. Re:Cats ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We went on vacation once and apparently didn't leave enough food out

      Apparently you didn't care enough about your cats' wellbeing to arrange to have a human being check on them. Scumbags like you shouldn't be permitted to have pets.

    22. Re:Cats ? by beav007 · · Score: 1

      I don't know where our cat was taught, if she was taught (we got her at a young age). She's pretty good at catching mice and birds though.

      The only issue is that she likes to bring them into the house to show them off before they are dead, and sometimes loses them again...

    23. Re:Cats ? by iron+spartan · · Score: 1

      My cats must just be cruel then. I have one in particular that likes to catch and injure prey, then drag it to the middle of the drive way and waits to see if its going to try and get away. If it does, he pounces again, drags it back and repeats. I've come home to squirrels, mice, rats, snakes, birds, just about anything he can catch. But he never eats it.

    24. Re:Cats ? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      a siamese, psycho little shit

      All Siamese are psycho.

    25. Re:Cats ? by Celandro · · Score: 1

      We have a german pincer. Great dog, very loving never showed much aggression at all. Our son had a hamster who liked to get out of his cage. One night we wake up to a scurrying sound in the bedroom. The dog jumps out of bed and starts running back and forth in front of the dresser. I get out of bed and turn on the light and the hamster runs out into the open and the dog pounced on it. In what seemed like at most 2 seconds, the dog had pounced, picked it up, shook it twice and dropped it at my feet. I doubt there is a more humane way to kill a rodent than a quick severing of the spinal cord. Its a bit disturbing to watch at 4AM unprepared though.

      The next day I looked up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Pinscher

      "They also lived in homesteads where they were used to kill rats, a job they did instinctually and independently. This behavior did not need to be trained into the German Pinscher Even today you can observe German Pinschers searching for and finding rats in open areas and in homesteads."

      Very much true. Get a german pincer and your rat problems will be gone. No training required.

    26. Re:Cats ? by Celandro · · Score: 1

      PS. Our pincer is actually a very large non-conforming mini pincer weighing around 18lbs. Getting a real german pincer in the states would be very expensive. Getting a non-conforming mini pincer is relatively cheap though.

    27. Re:Cats ? by Alfius · · Score: 0

      de-clawing cats is illegal as far as I know, it's pretty cruel at any rate

    28. Re:Cats ? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      My declawed cat would leave mice and birds laying around the yard. He just held it with his front paws and mouth and kicked it in the head a few times. Which is how my current cat with all his claws does the deed.

      Little animals with their belly chewed open. I assume the cat just eats the liver and gives up. (I will agree that the liver is the best part)

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    29. Re:Cats ? by Insaniac99 · · Score: 1

      better yet, I had a cat that would not only find an escaped hamster but gently carry it to the nearest person so the hamster would get safely back in the cage. The hamsters got really scared but they never were harmed by the cat. after enough escapes they just got used to it.

    30. Re:Cats ? by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Which pretty much means the cats did nothing useful, other that fill a plastic tray with shit and piss and get hair all over.

      br> Wow, you crazies on the interweb think the most peculiar things are useful!

      *snicker*

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    31. Re:Cats ? by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      The hunting instincts in cats are dissociated with eating. There is a short developmental window in cats when they learn what is food and what is not... it can be extremely difficult to introduce new foods to a grown cat. Your cats are basically following their urges to hunt, but then not knowing that the prey is also food.

    32. Re:Cats ? by AaronW · · Score: 1

      My cats do this with mice. They find them outside and bring them in alive to show me rather than killing them. In this case, they make the problem worse by bringing in mice where there otherwise wouldn't be any.

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    33. Re:Cats ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they weren't hungry cats were they? Stop feeding your cats for a couple days and then try your hamster experiment.

    34. Re:Cats ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Male cats need to be neutered early on to avoid that behavior. Don't wait to long: it cannot be eliminated once it has started. Other than that, cats can be potty trained.

    35. Re:Cats ? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      If it's mice you're controlling, then a cat can be a good choice. But if it's rats, a terrier is a better choice. Unfortunately, most of the ones that are good ratters are also noisy at strangers...and de-barking is cruel. If you get a terrier puppy (check the breed habits...or ancestry habits) then you can usually train it to be friendly to strangers...basically by getting it to accept large numbers of people while it's still young. But this means raising a puppy, and that *IS* a lot of work. Also it needs to live on the premises at night, but litter boxes for dogs are much less satisfactory.

      In any case, you don't want the litter box in the server room. This means that the server room has to be open at night. Think carefully about this!

      Dogs and cats work much better in a domestic or rural situation than in a normal office environment. See if you can instead seal means of ingress and egress that the rodents are using. (Someone suggested plugging holes with polyurethane. Well, some sort of plastic may be a very good idea. Also carefully check the Air passageways. Most of them are large enough for many kinds of rodent. If you can limit the i/o so that you only need to deal with rodents currently resident, then traps and poisons are probably a good choice...especially traps. Dead rats stink very noticeably.

      If you can't block them off from entering from outside...then you have a MUCH more difficult problem.

      P.S.: Another animal that's been used with success against rats and mice is snakes. King snakes would be a good choice here. They are relatively easy to care for. Their problem is that they don't like to stay in one area when you let them out to hunt. Accustom them over a prolonged period that they can find suitable food and water in one particular place before you let them hunt at night. That might work. I'm no expert...so talk to one before you decide.

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    36. Re:Cats ? by Dravik · · Score: 1

      A properly raised hunter doesn't restrict itself to prey smaller than itself. My cat, appropriately named killer, caught a rabbit approx. 50% larger than her one time. I actually watched her drag it across the field and leave it by the front door.

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    37. Re:Cats ? by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "And although a cat's killing maneuver (the neck-bite) is instinctual and doesn't need to be learned, learning the stalking and pouncing behavior specific to each prey species makes a cat a much more effective hunter."

      Many cats are self taught, we had a house cat when I was growing up that when left outside to it's own devices would go hunting and bring in rodents or birds that it caught. Cat's don't need to be taught truth be told, they just need to be in an environment that allows their hunting skills to flourish. Cats will teach themselves very quickly to do so. I'm not sure how common this is in the big city, but in rural area's there's lots of wildlife for housecats to learn to hunt with on their own.

      With the domestication of cats you get cats that 'dont know what to do', but I'm certain that many cats are natural born hunters it's the lack of open wild environments that keeps their inner hunter at bay.

    38. Re:Cats ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Go find your nearest friendly farmer and ask to take a couple of the slightly older ones (around a year) home. Put out food/water (outdoors) and don't bother with a box (make sure you have a sand pit or other natural box somewhere off the edge of your parking lots). Wait.

      The farmer is likely to have more cats than they need, and you know they learned to hunt for food.

      Warning: in a city you're likely to get in trouble for this. Also, the cats will eat songbirds, which isn't exactly your goal.

    39. Re:Cats ? by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

      I used to have two hampsters and three cats.

      Yew kned tu lern tu spel; itz "hamster" nawt "hampster." Eyeve deliburately mispeld evry othr werd tew emfasize thot poynt.

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    40. Re:Cats ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.

    41. Re:Cats ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my cat ate my ipod cables the other day.

    42. Re:Cats ? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Our neighbour had a guinea pig (I hate those little bastards) that attacked cats. None of the cats thought of eating that guinea pig. Guinea pigs can be terribly aggresive.

      Our cat was not well trained (3 weeks old) when his mother died. We still must have a polaroid picture somewhere of a duckling sleeping between the paws of a drowsy cat. Our cat was a slightly active, but I'm hundred percent sure that if it met a full grown rat, it would quickly retreat to the top of a roof somewhere (cats generally don't fear heights, at all). It was a big cat though; he hunted by going after catches of other cats.

      Gosh, I really need to see that picture of the duckling again. Feeding it spiders was fun as well.

  8. The Simple Option by snowgirl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Rat Poison.

    Yeah, this is "inhumane" etc, whatever. But that's the only way to reduce the population fast enough to make a difference. Most pest control people want to use poisons, because they know it's the only way that works, but then people insist "omg no! you have to be humane about it!"

    Look people. If you want the pests gone, there's really only one option that works.

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    1. Re:The Simple Option by merreborn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Rat Poison.

      Yeah, this is "inhumane" etc, whatever.

      It's arguably less inhumane than the glue traps they're using now.

    2. Re:The Simple Option by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Glue traps are the absolute worst! Anyone here ever think of what happens? The mouse gets stuck on the trap until it dies from starvation or dehydration. Plan old spring loaded mouse traps work great, and kill it instantly. Although, have a sick story on the glue traps. 20 years ago in HS, working at McDs, I had a cheap manager and a lot of mice. He bought glue traps, and wanted to "reuse" them. By reuse, he thought he could just pull the mouse off the trap. We, he is pulling on that tail, and that mouse is squeaking like hell, and he pulled so hard he pulled the damn spine out of the mouse. The was a quick end to the glue traps and the real exterminators came in the next day.

    3. Re:The Simple Option by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Heh. I wouldn't have pegged you for a big poison proponent. I agree though; if you can't shut off their food, there really isn't any other option.

      As far as humane-ness, if you're killing them, does it really matter how?

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    4. Re:The Simple Option by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      The problem is not just that it's a tortured death.

      After the rat starts lurching around, a cat will find and eat it. After the cat starts lurching around, a hawk will kill it. After the hawk, a coyote, then a mountain lion will ingest it. Repeat a few years, and pretty soon condors are on the brink of extinction.

      Or maybe the local food chain will be spared and the rat will just die in some inaccessible cable run and decompose there for your olfactory enjoyment.

    5. Re:The Simple Option by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      This is an easier, and less poisonous solution... Call your local pest control and solve the rat problem.. It is cheaper than changing cable, and you do not have to worry about one running out while a customer is around..

    6. Re:The Simple Option by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Informative

      One caveat with poison: it doesn't kill them right away. I put rat poison in my attic to get rid of the mice that were chewing the insulation off the A/C. Eventually it worked, but not before one of the little fuckers crawled down out of the attic, into my closet, curled up in the toe of my slipper, and died. And I didn't find it until about a month later (although I did think my closet smelled funny.) Don't poison the rats unless you're comfortable with the idea of finding rat carcasses where you least expect them for the next couple of years. (I expected carcasses in the attic, but I also found a dead mouse under the tub when I remodeled.) Mice are pretty small, they dessicate and mummify pretty quickly. Rats would be much worse.

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    7. Re:The Simple Option by eccenthink · · Score: 1

      It's not inhumane; I take on dose of rat poison every day. Hasn't killed me yet!

      I bet you know a lot of people that ingest rat poison

    8. Re:The Simple Option by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Worst case of that I'd personally seen was a mouse that'd had its face stuck to the glue trap. In its struggles to free itself, it'd pulled its eyeball out of the socket.

      After that, I decided that snap-traps were less cruel...

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    9. Re:The Simple Option by ziggy_az · · Score: 1

      Maybe not so simple. Ever smelled a building with dead animal carcasses in the wall? OMG, it smells like something died in there... oh wait...

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    10. Re:The Simple Option by ComputerizedYoga · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of reasons to avoid poison that have nothing to do with arguments about humane treatment of animals.

      Consider: secondary killing. Lots of things will opportunistically feed on dead or dying rats, and get poisoned and get sick or die as a result. If you succeed in killing half your rat population in a 500 yard radius, at the cost of killing 90% of the predators that eat them in a half a mile radius, the rat population will rebound faster and stronger than the predator count will, and you'll end up fighting bigger waves of insurgent rats. Of course, that only applies to areas where there's both rats and rat predators, so if you're in a massively built-up urban area with little or no green space, you can dismiss that one.

      Then there's the whole carcass disposal thing to deal with. Most dying rats aren't going to crawl to a convenient place to die, they'll die in the same places they live, which means wall voids, pipes, brush piles, under raised floors, above suspended ceilings... basically everyplace that's hard to look and inconvenient to clean out. And if you don't find and remove the dead rats, the place is going to REEK for a long time. Of course, that's only really a valid argument in structures in which people spend time... so if you wanted to poison the rats in your barn, that'd be a little less relevant.

      If the rats are indoors, you're better off killing them where you live (out in the open) than where they live (in the walls). Snap traps are the way to go for that.

    11. Re:The Simple Option by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Plan old spring loaded mouse traps work great, and kill it instantly.

      Most of the time. I did once have one catch a mouse by the mouth without crushing its brain, and I found it struggling in the morning.

    12. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who gives a crap if its humane. kill them all.

    13. Re:The Simple Option by Albio · · Score: 1

      Actually.. I think it does? I'd consider painful and painless to be different options.

    14. Re:The Simple Option by snowgirl · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh. I wouldn't have pegged you for a big poison proponent. I agree though; if you can't shut off their food, there really isn't any other option.

      As far as humane-ness, if you're killing them, does it really matter how?

      Why not peg me for a poison proponent? Science and rationality are based on what is accurate, and effective. I am a rationalist. :)

      There are more humane ways of killing things than others. The least suffering and pain caused to the organism the better. Jewish Kosher protocols require one to slit the carotid artery of the animal with a blade with no defects. Cutting oneself with a super sharp blade, a number of humans can attest that it is fairly painless. The animal then bleeds out very quickly bringing unconsciousness within seconds.

      Not only is it the Jewish Kosher protocol, but it also is similar to the protocol for the Japanese ritual suicide used by women, "Jigai".

      Now, throwing them into a fire or boiling pot is pretty mean and wrong, unless the animal is proven to "not experience pain".

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    15. Re:The Simple Option by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't know if there really is a truly humane way to kill something.

      One caution with the poisons: They are intended - and are very effective at - attracting animals and killing them. One thing that has ALWAYS astounded me is just how often I go to the vet for something, and someone comes in with a dog or cat that ate rat poison. I think 1 in 3 times is about right.

      If you set out bait, put it in stations what will keep other animals out of them. And... use a coumadin-based poison. With coumadin, if an animal (or person) gets ahold of some, the antidote is quite simple, a shot of vitamin K, if you are able to do it in time. But there are other baits to which there are no antidotes.

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    16. Re:The Simple Option by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      If the rats are indoors, you're better off killing them where you live (out in the open) than where they live (in the walls). Snap traps are the way to go for that.

      Your argument and the arguments of others are very persuasive. :) Yes, snap traps would be a good choice for an area where smell is a highly weighted value.

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    17. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap that's weird.

    18. Re:The Simple Option by adolf · · Score: 1

      That's what boots are for.

    19. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes

    20. Re:The Simple Option by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Informative

      My girlfriend's landlord put in glue traps.
      We started hearing this weird high-pitched noise, like a flyback transformer in a CRT going wonky.
      It was mice screaming because they'd been stuck to the glue trap for days and were starving to death.

      If you want to get them loose without killing them don't pull them. A: you pull parts off and B: they're still covered in glue so they just stick to debris and fluff and leaves and whatever else. Vegetable oil will get them loose. Just, y'know, don't use a lot or you end up with drowned oily mice.

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    21. Re:The Simple Option by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      The spine was weaker than the glue' chemical bonding to mouse paws? C'mon.

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    22. Re:The Simple Option by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Most pest control people want to use poisons, because they know it's the only way that works,

      No, they like it because it can be controlled, unlike cats. Poison doesn't really work all that well, but in small dosages it's more effective than traps. Traps only work if you cover the entire floor with them.

    23. Re:The Simple Option by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Reusing traps doesn't work anyway. If a mouse died in the trap, it smells like dead mouse, and living mice will rather chew through concrete than go near it.

    24. Re:The Simple Option by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The glue industry does amazing things nowadays.

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    25. Re:The Simple Option by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I would rather have a quick snap on the neck than get glued to a board left to die. Poisons aren't all that great either, takes a while for a rat to die from poison. It's pretty gross.

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    26. Re:The Simple Option by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Pretty discussing. I had mice in my college apartment. I was awoken one night by a high pitched sequel. A mouse got stuck in a glue trap. Just his leg. So I could either wait for him to die, try ripping him off outside or find a disgusting towel I didn't want anymore wrap him up in it and throw him in the dumpster. I wen to more lethal applications after that as well. Regular mousetraps work better. For rats though ... you have to use poison. Which sucks. They run off and die. You don't really find them until they start rotting and sometimes things you don't want to die eat the poison.

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    27. Re:The Simple Option by BrentWM · · Score: 1

      A 50-50 mixture of wheat flour and plaster isn't any nicer (hardens in their guts and drives them crazy before it kills them), but it's environmentally benign and won't contribute to your untraceable cancer a few decades down the road. Just put little piles of it in the same places you'd put traps. Usually finishes them off in a few days.

    28. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most pest control people want to use poisons, because they know it's the only way that works,

      No, they like it because it can be controlled, unlike cats. Poison doesn't really work all that well, but in small dosages it's more effective than traps. Traps only work if you cover the entire floor with them.

      Well, that and cats have a biological imperative to present hunted food to those they want to bond to.

      I like the "Cats: For Dummies" book, which points out that if your cat brings you a dead thing, gracefully take it, and dispose of it without the cat noticing, because otherwise if you punish the cat they thing it wasn't good enough, so they escalate the offering.

      Another one of those humorous examples of people and animals having competing biological/cultural imperatives that create a feedback loop that frustrates the humans, and taxes the animals.

    29. Re:The Simple Option by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      It's arguably less inhumane than the glue...

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    30. Re:The Simple Option by russotto · · Score: 2, Informative

      Reusing traps doesn't work anyway. If a mouse died in the trap, it smells like dead mouse, and living mice will rather chew through concrete than go near it.

      You'd think so, but I've successfully re-used snap traps. Mice will brave death for peanut butter.

    31. Re:The Simple Option by desertfish · · Score: 1

      Please don't use glue traps.

    32. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Predator was your boss?

    33. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fatality?

    34. Re:The Simple Option by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have personally seen someone pull a mouse off a glue trap and leave the feet behind.

      Mice are pretty flimsy, when it comes down to it. Rats less so.

    35. Re:The Simple Option by Malc · · Score: 1

      Mouse traps don't kill instantly. I've had to use a hammer on the occasions they haven't. Still more humane though. (recommend dropping the trap with attached mouse in a plastic bag first though)

    36. Re:The Simple Option by kevin_j_morse · · Score: 1

      Glue traps are the absolute worst! Anyone here ever think of what happens? The mouse gets stuck on the trap until it dies from starvation or dehydration. Plan old spring loaded mouse traps work great, and kill it instantly.

      Although, have a sick story on the glue traps. 20 years ago in HS, working at McDs, I had a cheap manager and a lot of mice. He bought glue traps, and wanted to "reuse" them. By reuse, he thought he could just pull the mouse off the trap. We, he is pulling on that tail, and that mouse is squeaking like hell, and he pulled so hard he pulled the damn spine out of the mouse. The was a quick end to the glue traps and the real exterminators came in the next day.

      We had rats in our attic that chewed off their own tails to get out of the glue traps...

      We dealt with them by sealing up holes in the framing with chicken wire and leaving big ass spring loaded traps to catch them. From what I remember they like peanut butter.

    37. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A science teacher I had, when he was in college, used a neat substance in the dorm on mice/rat "runways". He and his room-mates would mix up a batch of Ammonium triiodide (NH4I3), smear it on all the little paths around the room where the rodents would run. Then, in the middle of the night they would hear a loud pop/bang when the deed was done. According to the linked article above, it is some seriously nasty stuff.

      Sorry for the anonymous post...tin-foil hat currently on.

    38. Re:The Simple Option by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Did the spine end up in the fries or on a burger?

      My more humane methodology for using glue traps- I check the traps often (not wanting mice to suffer, just want them gone) and when I find one occupied, I put it in a bag, then flatten the bag. A few times, upon finding a freshly caught mouse, I gave it to an 'animal lover' type who frees them (unharmed, it's not really difficult) and releases them back to the wilds (away from where they were caught).

    39. Re:The Simple Option by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      OT: Please don't manually place your sig when you have the system set to do it for you:

      Maybe not so simple. Ever smelled a building with dead animal carcasses in the wall? OMG, it smells like something died in there... oh wait...

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    40. Re:The Simple Option by putaro · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine had a mouse problem and bought some glue traps. Well, she gets a mouse stuck in one but it's not dead, of course. The things struggling and squeaking and just generally being miserable and she can't figure out what to do with it. She finally took it out and ran it over with her car.

    41. Re:The Simple Option by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I drowned it. Simple, fairly quick, and not much mess to clean up afterwards.

    42. Re:The Simple Option by Inda · · Score: 1

      I have rats in my roof at the moment. They've returned after my roof being free of rats for five years. It turns out that they came up looking for food, found the old surplus poison from five years ago and decided it was a good place to nest. Be warned: don't leave piles of poison around after you've treated the infestation because it encourages them to return. No food, no rats.

      We have 'super rats' in my large town. Don't poison yourself. You need to get an expert in if we've got any chance of defeating these oversized monsters.

      On a side note, as some people are posting natural remedies, when I was a boy my mate had a ferret complete with radio gear. I never saw it rat-catching but it could savage a rabbit if you let it. So, no Terrier dogs or lazy overfed cats, get a ferret.

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    43. Re:The Simple Option by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Spring traps don't kill instantly at all. In a very good percentage of the cases, I either see the mouse struggling, or find evidence that they have struggled for some time.

      But yeah... rolling around, having your skin pulled off of you isn't humane, either.

      I think that one of the most humane methods (although most brutal) is the old foot-stomp. Properly done, their skull is crushed in a very small fraction of a second.

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    44. Re:The Simple Option by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Yeah, people take *small* doses each day, and (as you know) have their blood checked regularly to make sure that they aren't taking too much. But go down a piece of bar bait, and see how long you stick around without a good dose of vitamin K....

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    45. Re:The Simple Option by mk2mark · · Score: 1

      FATALITY!

    46. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really see what is so funny about this... it's fucking cruel

    47. Re:The Simple Option by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Wow. I'll be darned.

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    48. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recently I started smelling that something-got-left-out smell in the lab office, and after a good cleanup I found a beer bottle with what was left of a mouse in it. The beer was the yummy kind that leaves some gunge behind, and the bottle was left upright. Apparently the poor thing went after the gunge and found itself it no way to get out.

    49. Re:The Simple Option by conureman · · Score: 1

      Chum them for a while. Put the bait in unset traps and feed them for a couple days, then surprise 'em. Their sense of smell is indeed awesome, but also they can learn to recognise and avoid virgin traps, or shun peanut butter if that always leads to death.

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    50. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had an infestation of Rodent Americans one winter, along with a 2-year old child and an inquisitive 6-month old parrot. Used snap traps in the basement where the juveniles couldn't get to them, and glue traps in the kitchen. Well, sir, my son would come downstairs in the mornings and curl up in the corner while I had breakfast. One time he managed to stick his hand out and into the glue trap. Sure was glad it wasn't a snap trap, (so his hand was unbroken, just like the prescient captcha).

      When I did finally catch a mouse in a glue trap, the poor thing was completely twisted up from it's struggles, and terrified. I took it outside and decerebrated it fast as I could. After that, I stuck to snap traps where the kids (child and bird) couldn't get to them. You'd hear a big snap, followed by a thump or two, and that was it. Dead mouse.

      Squirrel stories another time.

    51. Re:The Simple Option by assertation · · Score: 1

      Glue traps are probably less humane than rat poison. How would you rather die? From poison or with from dehydration, starvation....slowly, while you are stuck unable to move?

    52. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend's landlord put in glue traps.

      Dude, don't insult our intelligence, this is slashdot.

      You don't honestly expect us to believe that do you? You have a girlfriend with a landlord? Pfffft!

    53. Re:The Simple Option by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

      Mice will brave death for peanut butter.

      And if it's from peanuts released by Peanut Corp. of America, that company that actually used the peanuts that fell on the floor, the mouse might be braving death just eating it, even if it wasn't in a trap!

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    54. Re:The Simple Option by mrgren · · Score: 1

      > Rat Poison.

      If you needs must poison rodents, use Bromethalin . It is a fairly rodent-specific neurotoxin with low secondary toxicity, so anything that eats the poisoned corpse will likely not be harmed. We use it in the sticks to control wood rats, and it works like a charm. I did eventually switch to barn cats as the only stuff available is a synthetic version by Bell Labs which is very expensive (trade name Fastrac). The cats are cheaper and have bonus amusing antics, although they do leave heads and gall bladders everywhere.

    55. Re:The Simple Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if the technology has changed, or the parent is trolling (perhaps for laughs.) 6 mo. ago a professional exterminator told my s.o. that mice asphixiate within minutes of encountering the trap. They struggle and get themselves so glued-up they can't breath.

    56. Re:The Simple Option by doh123 · · Score: 1

      there are expensive glue traps that actually drug the glue, so it knocks out the victim, so they aren't awake to suffer.. and slowly kills them over time faster than normal starvation by not getting enough oxygen. They are expensive so most people don't use them, or they use the cheap knock off ones that claim to do it and barely work.

    57. Re:The Simple Option by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Not true. Pest control uses poison because it's the lazy approach that takes care of the problem, for the time being - ie, if the rats come back, you've got to hire the exterminator to come back.

      A "bucket trap" will work just as well as a pile of poison pellets, and can be used indefinitely - stopping an infestation before it becomes an infestation by killing the first migrants. They're also cheap to make (there are some commercial products which operate under similar principles) and are much, much cleaner (in all regards) than poison.

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    58. Re:The Simple Option by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      You'd think so, but I've successfully re-used snap traps. Mice will brave death for peanut butter.

      Not only that, but they will - as their last conscious act - *finish* eating the peanut butter. We have twice had a mouse get into our house. Both times he apparently laid there in the trap with a broken neck and finished eating the peanut butter, as there wasn't any left on the trigger.

      I considered that it might have been a second mouse, but both times, we left baited traps out for a couple of weeks and never got anything.

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  9. How about F.E.A.R. 2 cats? by InfinityWpi · · Score: 2, Funny

    *glances at the article below this one*

    One of the editors couldn't wait to put these two together, could they?

    1. Re:How about F.E.A.R. 2 cats? by internerdj · · Score: 1

      Good news they will be unemployed Saturday...

    2. Re:How about F.E.A.R. 2 cats? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, an AYB joke may be worth it...

      C.A.T.S.: All your base are belong to us!

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    3. Re:How about F.E.A.R. 2 cats? by gibson_81 · · Score: 1

      C.A.T.S.: All your base are belong to us!

      Shouldn't that be

      C.A.T.S.: All your mice are belong to us!

    4. Re:How about F.E.A.R. 2 cats? by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      I'm in ur base eatin ur cablez

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  10. Armored Cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can get armored cable. It is designed specifically for this problem. Our telephone company laid a lot of fiber (underground). Within a month the fiber stopped working. They dug it up, found gophers had chewed through the fiber. They re-laid the fiber, the second time it was armored.

  11. Terrier dog by Nimey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    there's a breed called the rat terrier, not as common as it once was, but probably other terriers could do for this work. Possibly you can deal better with typical dog behaviors better than cat behaviors.

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    1. Re:Terrier dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally speaking, ratting terriers* deal with rats that have been suddenly evicted (eg by turning over a henhouse or forklifting bales about in a barn) and are running about trying to find somewhere to hide. They're amazingly efficient at killing rats like this en masse, but this is unlikely to be any use in a rat-infested building with wall, floor and ceiling spaces that can't be torn open to expose the rats.

      *which can be all sorts, not just Rat Terriers, BTW - Jack Russells, Patterdales, Staffies, Manchesters, Borders and others.

    2. Re:Terrier dog by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      That's what Yorkshire terriers are for. You don't think them miners were keeping them for pets?

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    3. Re:Terrier dog by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      My Rat Terrier will effectively tear apart your building to get to the rats. Of course, that can be a little hard on your cables and optical fiber.

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    4. Re:Terrier dog by jtev · · Score: 1

      Rat Terriers will go into holes. For that matter so will daschunds. And they are naturally aggressive. Miniature daschunds were even bread for fighting that size of prey in its hole. There's even a non-blood sport to test their abilities, called ground dog trials. If you want to use predation on the little buggers, ground dogs are the way to go.

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    5. Re:Terrier dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of which is fine if your building has holes big enough to get a dog (even a teeny one) into. However, this is unlikely unless you live in Gaza. It occurs to me that one possibly approach might be ferrets, which can deal with smaller holes than a dog and are less likely to get stuck.

    6. Re:Terrier dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affenpinscher

    7. Re:Terrier dog by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      My roommate has a rat terrier.

      Stay the fuck away from those dogs! Cats are much easier to herd, literally and figuratively. I assure you, it's better to deal with the rats.

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    8. Re:Terrier dog by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1

      Good ratters, at least in my experience, are always a bit hyper. They make very poor house dogs, and if you value peace and quiet, soft furnishings or printed matter you really need an outbuilding to keep it in - oh, and better make sure it's far enough from habitation not to annoy the neighbours, because they are noisy, yappy, annoying little buggers. That said, probably a lot more effective than cats or snakes

      Personally, I would go for conduit / enclosed ducting for any runs through ceiling spaces, and get a professional pest control firm in to deal with the immediate problem - if you have rats, loss of network connectivity could be the least of your worries.

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    9. Re:Terrier dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can vouch for the miniature dachshund. Our neighbor got one of these and we never had rats again. Instead of rats we had to put up with a dog who howled and cried every time his owner left the house.

      http://www.blazerscats.com/dachshunds/miniature_dachshund.jpg

    10. Re:Terrier dog by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Rat Terriers will go into holes. For that matter so will daschunds. And they are naturally aggressive. Miniature daschunds were even bread for fighting that size of prey in its hole.

      That reminds me of a story I once read about a house that had rats in the walls where cats couldn't get at them. So they bred miniature cats which killed all the rats, but they had cats living in the walls. So they had to breed miniature dogs...

    11. Re:Terrier dog by CaptCovert · · Score: 1

      Considering that ferrets were bred for the job, I'd say you're spot on.

    12. Re:Terrier dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the fatasses are good at hunting and bring all sorts of crap into the house

    13. Re:Terrier dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a rat terrier. We don't have rats, but that lil thing will go after moles, chimpmunks, squirrels, mice, birds, all sorts of tiny things in the yard. Then she does the Terrier Shake O Death on them. It's awful, and I've had to chase her away from rabbits, that she would tag team with some local feral cats. I've shouted "GET THAT MOLE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH" and have had her let go and it just went FLYING towards my head.

      I'm not sure if all rat terriers are the same as mine, and then you have the 'terriers like to dig' problem, and the 'poor things shiver too much' which mostly just looks silly.

      Also NEVER let the shelter you want a mouser. They won't let you adopt the animal.

    14. Re:Terrier dog by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      I suspect the problem isn't the dog but the roommate. Rat Terriers are usually stubborn and intelligent which makes the difficult to train. But ours is trained quite well. You just have to be smarter and more stubborn than the dog.

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  12. Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by SpuriousLogic · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can get this at any hardware or garden store. Basically it is just a spray bottle full of capsaicin, which is what gives chili peppers their kick. It is commonly sold as rabbit or deer repellent sprays. Aviaries, which have huge rodent problems, will mix hot pepper powder in with bird seed because birds are not affected by it, but the rodents won't touch the seeds then. But a warning - DO NOT get this on your eyes or hands and apply it to the cables in a well ventilated area or outside. And if you put it on cables, you need to wear gloves in the future when handling them.

    1. Re:Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was going to suggest. Just spray the whole damn thing through and put warnings saying it's coated in mace/pepperspray.

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    2. Re:Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by misio413 · · Score: 2, Informative

      And remember to wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom. I work for a spice importer, I know.

    3. Re:Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by topher_k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've found that shaking cayenne pepper around the perimeter of the building and along the cable runs does much the same thing. I've heard of contractors mixing capsaicin into mortar and caulking on new buildings--apparently it also seems to repel cockroaches as well.

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    4. Re:Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did that with our apartment. Between pepper+vinegar (seemed to work better than water) and boric acid we only get the occasional flying pest and spider and we're a ground floor apartment in central florida.

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    5. Re:Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      All I can add is that this approach also works for squirrels. I have point-to-point wireless with an antenna on my house's roof. Damn squirrel ate through the data lines but left the power lines. My ISP shows the antenna was good but I couldn't get to the internet. When they finally sent a tech out, he found that the wire had been chewed. After he replaced the wire I "painted" it with Gold Cap hot oil. Haven't had a problem since.

      Cheers,
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    6. Re:Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by msulis · · Score: 1

      I recall someone with pet rabbits doing this to keep them from chewing on electrical cords in their living room, and they claim it worked. Worth a shot!

    7. Re:Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by russotto · · Score: 1

      It is commonly sold as rabbit or deer repellent sprays.

      The rabbit and deer stuff often has "putrescent egg solids", which is a fancy name for "rotten egg". You don't want to spray that indoors. It does repel rabbits though.

    8. Re:Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      And don't even think about picking your nose, let alone touching your dick.

    9. Re:Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by Dire+Wo1f · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Roll on deodorant is safe and stops animals from chewing on cables. You just roll it on the cable as you're spooling it out. Most animals take one lick and leave it alone. It's especially good for cats and Christmas lights.

    10. Re:Deer repellent/hot pepper spray (capsaicin) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tabasco. If it's good enough for the CIA it's good enough for your network cables.

      Dead Drop:

      The reasoning was that people don't go around picking up dead rats to see what's inside. As for animals who might be looking for a tasty snack, the rats were painted with Tabasco sauce, repellent to every critter but humans. Fun fact: The CIA used white rats for this, so that they could dye them to match the indigenous coloration of local rats.

  13. Snakes by hodagacz · · Score: 5, Funny

    A couple of Ball pythons in the cable runs, and those rats will be history as will anybody poking around where they're not supposed to...

    1. Re:Snakes by thedonger · · Score: 1

      You mean, "Snakes in a dealership"! One problem: you will need many snakes to eat all the rats. It's not like they eat several a day. He may also not be in the right climate, and introducing species into the local ecology may be an issue.

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    2. Re:Snakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there any problem Python *can't* solve?

    3. Re:Snakes by harduser · · Score: 1

      Yeah, python - they use it at NASA.

    4. Re:Snakes by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but then cables might get damaged from all the humping....

    5. Re:Snakes by pjtp · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and a few in the patching just to make sure.

    6. Re:Snakes by whoever57 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean, "Snakes in a dealership"! One problem: you will need many snakes to eat all the rats

      It's a dealership. There are snakes there already. The problem is that they usually eat only human food and are commonly found on the sales floor, chasing the few remaining customers.

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    7. Re:Snakes by tgzuke · · Score: 1

      . . . Then, just get some gorillas to eat the snakes, and come winter, the gorillas will all freeze to death. Problem solved!

    8. Re:Snakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enough is enough!

      I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking dealership!

    9. Re:Snakes by svank · · Score: 1

      import pestControl

    10. Re:Snakes by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      A couple of Ball pythons in the cable runs

      Everything would be really well with this idea... till one of the pythons got a little frisky...

      "Why hello there you cheeckly little thing... I have seen you like to hang out here... I just love the way you always have an end that goes into the wall over there... So, what do you think about first dates?"

      In other words, what do you call a cross between optical/cat5/power cord and Python? A "Powerthon"? A "Snake5"?

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    11. Re:Snakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes: a python in the house...

    12. Re:Snakes by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Is there any problem Python *can't* solve?

      Only if you have the Balls.

    13. Re:Snakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've HAD it with these M.F.ing snakes in my M.F.ing building!!!

    14. Re:Snakes by cibyr · · Score: 1

      Thanks to the global interpreter lock, you can't have one python hunting more than one rat at a time :(

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    15. Re:Snakes by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      #!/usr/bin/python

      import kill.rodent ...

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    16. Re:Snakes by MR+LOLALOT · · Score: 1

      Yes, the halting problem, those snakes are *only* Turing-complete.

    17. Re:Snakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Import Mongoose?

    18. Re:Snakes by Ren.Tamek · · Score: 1
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    19. Re:Snakes by jqpublick · · Score: 1

      Is there any problem Python *can't* solve?

      Anything requiring thumbs? or say.... warm blood?

    20. Re:Snakes by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      You mean, "Snakes in a dealership"!

      I think we just found the next Samuel L. Jackson movie.

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  14. Give it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the best option is to leave them CAT 5 offerings every afternoon.

  15. I think it starts with lizards... by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, you could always introduce some sort of lizards to eat the rats. And then, after the lizard population explodes you could...uh, well, I'm not sure of the exact steps, but I think it all ends up with gorillas freezing to death in the winter. Or something like that.

    1. Re:I think it starts with lizards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! An obvious joke with a delicious ending +1 funny for you!

    2. Re:I think it starts with lizards... by i'm+lost · · Score: 1

      How does that get modded informative?

    3. Re:I think it starts with lizards... by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're in the market for a gorilla-based vermin solution, it's probably good to know that they can freeze to death. That way you can make an informed purchasing decision if you live in a cold-weather climate, and go for the less expensive annual gorillas instead of paying extra for the perennial versions.

    4. Re:I think it starts with lizards... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      but I think it all ends up with gorillas freezing to death in the winter. Or something like that.

      The way I heard it was, it ended up with introducing elephants to chase off the lions, followed by mice to scare away the elephants...

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    5. Re:I think it starts with lizards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
      Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
      Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
      Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
      Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
      Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
      Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around,the gorillas simply freeze to death.

    6. Re:I think it starts with lizards... by abies · · Score: 1

      >it all ends up with gorillas freezing to death in the winter

      Could be tricky. Aren't we kind of gorillas which refused to freeze to death in winter?

    7. Re:I think it starts with lizards... by Quick+Reply · · Score: 1

      1) Send the Lizards to exterminate the rats
      2) ???
      3) Profit!

    8. Re:I think it starts with lizards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aren't gorillas vegetarian...?

    9. Re:I think it starts with lizards... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Another variant goes something like this:

      Texas: Help! we're overrun with armadillos. What do you have that will kill armadillos?
      Arizona: Coyotes.
      Texas: Great! Send us some.

      [time passes]

      Texas: Help! we're overrun with coyotes. What do you have that will kill coyotes?
      Arizona: Rattlesnakes.
      Texas: Great! Send us some.

      [time passes]

      Texas: Help! we're overrun with rattlesnakes. What do you have that will kill rattlesnakes??
      Arizona: Armadillos!!

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  16. Use Cat-5 cable by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mice are five times more afraid of it.

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    1. Re:Use Cat-5 cable by Warll · · Score: 1

      No silly, they are about five scared units less afraid of it then a normal cat.

    2. Re:Use Cat-5 cable by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Mice are five times more afraid of it.

      Isn't that 5 cat's cable?

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    3. Re:Use Cat-5 cable by AnonGCB · · Score: 1

      Oh man, the poor bastards haven't even got their heads around that and BAM, you hit them with Cat - 6!

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    4. Re:Use Cat-5 cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mice are five times more afraid of it.

      In 1337 Russia, teh R4t5 eat teh cat5.

      (ducks...)

  17. Terminate them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Class 5 laser cannons in the ceilings.

  18. Instill Fear by Nyall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mount their little heads on spikes.

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    1. Re:Instill Fear by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      You joke, but this is a good way to get rid of pack rats (and coyotes, apparently).

      If a pack rat comes into an area and finds a dead pack rat, they will move on and go somewhere else (though they may take the cheese before they leave).

    2. Re:Instill Fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and make sure to face all the heads inward, except one.

    3. Re:Instill Fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll just eat 'em.

  19. Boring by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Use high voltage cables and let evolution do the rest.

    1. Re:Boring by bugs2squash · · Score: 5, Funny

      My god - high voltage resistant rats

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    2. Re:Boring by orclevegam · · Score: 4, Funny

      My god - high voltage resistant rats

      You sir win 2 internets and owe me a new monitor and keyboard.

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    3. Re:Boring by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      And then what are you going to do to get rid of the highly evolved electrocution-resistant rodents?

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    4. Re:Boring by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      I had a rabbit (inherited from a gf who turned out to be allergic to it) what could take the insulation of a 220V cable without ill effect. Ill effect to the rabbit that is, the effect on me upon finding the spot was rather pronounced. I don't think high voltage is the solution ;)

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    5. Re:Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yep. If evolution is going to do its work, we will see soon coming from this guy "campus" rats that are high-voltage resistant, can't be poisoned, can live eating only rubber cables, and are smart enough to figure out the guy's passwords.
      So, let's brace ourselves for the super-internet-mega-rats...

    6. Re:Boring by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      Victor Multi Kill Electronic Mouse Trap

      I love how lively the announcer sounds. He sounds a little TOO happy about a robotic mouse terminator.

    7. Re:Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use high voltage cables and let evolution do the rest.

      Funny you say that. My university campus has some fiber bundles with "rodent protection" which passes a voltage on the outside that strongly discourages nibbling. Not enough amps to kill the critters though.

    8. Re:Boring by andyh3930 · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new high voltage rodent overlords

    9. Re:Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just continually sing the cat's favorite song:

      "Love to eat them mousies,
      Mousies what I love to eat.
      Bite they little heads offâ¦
      Nibble on they tiny feet.â â" B. Kliban

    10. Re:Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand how a comment awarding Internets and stating that a different comment was funny is supposed to be funny.

      Or purposeful.

      I mean, who goes around commenting on other comments?

    11. Re:Boring by archivis · · Score: 1

      My god, he's going to create pikachu!

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    12. Re:Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new super-internet-mega-rat overlords.

    13. Re:Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god - high voltage resistant rats

      Pikachus?

    14. Re:Boring by micheas · · Score: 1

      Rabbits are very good at eating the non poisonous tips off of trees that are otherwise poisonous to them and striping electrical wires. Seems to be the same skill set.

    15. Re:Boring by ultramk · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:Boring by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Around my office, we call them "maintenance people."

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    17. Re:Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome ... *sigh*... you know were I'm going with this. lol

    18. Re:Boring by conureman · · Score: 1

      woosh. I, myself, found "boring" to be the most amusing tangent of this whole discussion. YMMV.

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    19. Re:Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use high voltage cables and let evolution do the rest.

      It doesn't have to be that high -- 110 woll do fine.

      A friend had a problem of dimming lights in a metal shed on his ranch. It was the worst job of wiring I'd ever seen -- the wires were just run through a small hole in the corrugated galvanized wall panel. When I went with an electrician friend as a helper, we found there was enough swing in the wires to occasionally short out against the rough edges of the hole.

      More interesting was the mummified rat still standing up with his paws and mouth still on the wire on a 2 x 4 just inside the hole. It would have been quite appropriate to chalk a WTF? word balloon on the wall above his head and leave him there. However the NEC frowns on that kind of thing.

    20. Re:Boring by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Yep. If evolution is going to do its work, we will see soon coming from this guy "campus" rats that are high-voltage resistant, can't be poisoned, can live eating only rubber cables, and are smart enough to figure out the guy's passwords.
      So, let's brace ourselves for the super-internet-mega-rats...

      I think you just described 4chan.

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  20. I always wondered by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There HAS to be a reason why cables are usually put in conduits and/or PVC pipes. If you have bare cables lying around, you're asking for trouble.

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    1. Re:I always wondered by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      It's also MUCH easier to pull new cable through conduit than it otherwise would be. Especially if you leave a string in the conduit, and then tie a new string when you pull a new cable. No more messing with fish tape when you need to add more cabling.

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    2. Re:I always wondered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its so you can replace cable w/out tearing the walls/celings/floors apart. simply tie the new cable to the end of the old cable and pull it out from the other end.

    3. Re:I always wondered by Firrenzi · · Score: 1

      Usually it is by regulation to reduce inteterferance from adjacent electrical. Or to ease the process of a cable pull.

      In australia, the S009 standards are a fixed seperation of 150mm or a semi durable barrier with no seperation for data/telco from LV cables (240 - 1000V)

      YMMV

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    4. Re:I always wondered by meyekul · · Score: 1

      Pest control is probably part of it, but I think the main reasons are fire prevention and safety issues. Rubber insulation is great, but its not impervious, a nice steel pipe around it is much more resilient. Plus if you get a major power surge, like a lightning strike or something, your wires are much less likely to melt and start a fire inside your walls if they are in conduit. In my state anyway, you're not legally allowed to run wiring in a commercial building exposed, ie, not in conduit.

    5. Re:I always wondered by meyekul · · Score: 1

      Also, the reason why conduit and wiring boxes should be metal is that it provides a ground in case a wire did become exposed somehow. In theory, the metal casing should be a path all the way to the service panel ground, so if you had a wire touch it, a breaker should trip and cut off the power. That's also one reason why the ground wire is a set of wires is usually just bare solid copper with no insulation (that, and its cheaper to not insulate it).

  21. Those weird noise makers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are those weird things you plug into the wall outlets that deters rats by making some noise at a frequency that irritates them so they leave. Don't know how well it works, but might be worth a shot.

    1. Re:Those weird noise makers... by Jbcarpen · · Score: 1
      Problem with those is that some humans can also hear them. It's actually rather painful.

      If it weren't a dealership (which implies customers) those may be a good solution, but causing your customers pain is not advised.

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    2. Re:Those weird noise makers... by AaronW · · Score: 1

      And they aren't very effective either from all the research I've been reading. They work for a short while until the rodents become accustomed to the noise and they become useless. I even found a government web site where the FTC went after a bunch of the manufacturers years ago for deceptive advertising. In my research I came across some that use strobe lights and reading about them I can see that those would be much more effective, at least in places where humans don't have to go.

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  22. But this is the right movie by auric_dude · · Score: 3, Funny
  23. Conduit by markdavis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know this is a strange concept, but there is this stuff called conduit. You know, that metal tube stuff that has been used in buildings for eons. That stuff that you run wire through.

    It is available in both flex and solid. You can bet all *MY* fiber runs are in steel conduit (even though all my wire stuff is not).

    BTW- I like the word "stuff".

    1. Re:Conduit by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      We have all our cable in conduit. We still lost 3 older external and one internal fibre-run to rats coming off the fields in search of food and getting inside the ducting, and then chewing through the cable on the way to someplace else. You'd be *amazed* the size holes they can squeeze through - basically anything it can get its head through.

      These days all our fibre runs longer than a patch lead are steel-taped cable. Much less flexible, and you need a good hacksaw to cut it. Still, try chewing through the armoured stuff, you sneaky little buggers.

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    2. Re:Conduit by nametaken · · Score: 2, Informative

      They make armored innerduct for fiber runs. It's also known as "Pest Duct".

      http://www.innerduct.com/products/hdpe_innerduct.php#pest_duct

    3. Re:Conduit by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it.
      What's the greater expense, constantly replacing cable runs, or laying conduit one time.

  24. Remove food, remove rats by jamie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get rid of their food source and they'll move on. Get a garbage dumpster with lids that seal. Remove trash bags from the trash every night. Vacuum the carpets every night (and tell the slob who eats at his desk to eat somewhere that the crumbs can be swept up). No food in the cupboards unless it's in jars or cans. No birdfeeder outside. And so on - use your imagination. There is no solution apart from this one, and it has to be building-wide. If there is food for them, they will return.

    And glue traps are incredibly cruel; other killing traps almost as much so. Live-trap them and drive them (a few miles or more) to someplace green without buildings around, make them work for a living.

    The short-term solution is probably one layer of spiral cable wrap, topped with another layer of split-flex tubing.

    1. Re:Remove food, remove rats by jo42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      He also needs to find out what wise ass coated his cables with peanut butter - and take appropriate retaliatory measures.

    2. Re:Remove food, remove rats by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can't have been peanut butter...The rats are still alive.

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    3. Re:Remove food, remove rats by Internet_Communist · · Score: 1

      hah, i used split loom tubing (split flex?) for keeping my cat from my chewing cables. Well that solves one problem...

      that stuffs been used in the auto industry for many years and it works pretty darn well.

      Still, keeping my cat off the cables is not that hard, and it's ceased to be a major problem, i imagine mice/rats are a lot harder to control and can get into much tighter spaces. I ended up spraying the cables with something nasty and that helped as well. I saw mentions of pepper spray and what not, I've never tried it for mice but it's worth a shot.

      I can't agree more with the food source thing, a certainly family member of mine can't figure out why there's mice constantly on the kitchen counter when there's regularly a pile of compost sitting on there waiting to be hauled out...at least we have a cat...

      I've used electric traps before, supposedly a bit more humane, but eh whatever, even regular traps can't be half as bad as the random things we've done to those things in the lab...

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    4. Re:Remove food, remove rats by n4djs · · Score: 1
      I had a problem with rats in my basement at one point, and finally was able to get it under control.

      I found that they had chewed through the bottom sill plate on one end of the house after coming in around the natural gas line. My son and I found the hole by having him walk around the foundation with a drop light at night while I set in the unlit basement watching for light infiltration. You might be able to something similar at your work.

      After finding the hole, I used Polyurethane foam (Great Stuff brand is what I used) did the trick in getting the path outdoors closed off. Getting rid of the holes in the building is the most crucial thing here.

      Also, put on a dust mask and vaccum up all old rat excrement (which is nasty stuff anyway - you don't want leave it in the house). And then keep an eye out for new evidence of visits. Dump trash every night out of the building. Also, if you have any bird feeders, the seeds will attract rodents. Snap rat traps (get the big ones - they kill both rats and mice) are actually a humane way to kill the vermin (as the trap breaks the rat's neck and it dies relatively quickly)

  25. Conduit is the only solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    G'day there,
    I work for a large University here in Australia - We have rats the size of your propsed cat around here - the food and water sources far exceed my capability to erradicate them. We have started installing SWA electrical cable between buildings, through our walkthrough inter-building tunnels.

    For data cables, I've been placing the cable in a way that makes it hard for the rats to get purchase whilst shreading the cable. The cables sit supported on the cable tray by about 2ft, or suspended from a catenary wire off the tunnels roof.

    For in-building installations, We have pretty much done the same - catenary wires support the cable bundles and the fibre is encased in flexi-duct.

    We get 2 or 3 cable shreads per year, the last one was a 192 core cable that the little buggers cut and ripped so badly I had to replace 40M of line before it was able to be respliced.

    I feel your pain..

  26. Go Wireless by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Can't eat air!

    One of the great reasons why wireless networking and phone technology is popular in Africa is that the copper thieves can't steal the wires. One area I visited often, many years back, had a 25 mile long telephone cable to a phone that never worked. By the time the installation crew finished the installation the first half of the line would be gone and they'd wait for the next year's budget and start all over again...

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    1. Re:Go Wireless by purpledinoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Depending on the application, wireless might simply be too slow. I've worked on a wireless connection in my office for a few months, and it was torture. The main problem was that we weren't using commercial wireless access points, just regular home ones due to budget issues. I was so happy to get a regular wired network connection after.

    2. Re:Go Wireless by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Considering he is using fiber cables, wireless probably isn't a very viable option. While you may be able to use wireless to do LOS point to point between buildings, it seems the problem is INSIDE anyway, so no help there. Most likely the cables that are getting chewed include voice lines. So, no, wireless is not a panacea. Even in my home, due to noise issues, my laptop will occasionally lose sync to an AP that is physically 10 feet away and in view.

      So yeah - get better exterminators. Get the vermin problem solved not only because of the cable, but rats running all over the business just isn't a good thing.

    3. Re:Go Wireless by Avohir · · Score: 1

      Can't eat air!

      One of the great reasons why wireless networking and phone technology is popular in Africa is that the copper thieves can't steal the wires. One area I visited often, many years back, had a 25 mile long telephone cable to a phone that never worked. By the time the installation crew finished the installation the first half of the line would be gone and they'd wait for the next year's budget and start all over again...

      he mentioned them eating fiber runs. You can't realistically replace a fiber network backbone with 802.11g

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    4. Re:Go Wireless by thegnu · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming that since he's replacing fiber with fiber, he needs the bandwidth/low latency.

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    5. Re:Go Wireless by Chabo · · Score: 1

      What if the fiber carries 100BASE-FX, and 802.11n would likely be faster?

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    6. Re:Go Wireless by neithernet · · Score: 1

      But you could use duct or conduit for the fiber runs and seal the ends with putty and terminate in a fiber shelf that he can keep closed. Fiber should be protected anyway. If he actually has rats in the server room (his office), chewing the patch cables then I guess all he can do is punt and keep a few spare patches on hand.

    7. Re:Go Wireless by Znork · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a job for power-over-ethernet. Or ethernet-over-powerlines. I wonder if anyone's tried to connect an electric fence transformer to ethernet shielding.

      More seriously tho, with fiber cabling another possibility would be to simply install microducts or some other form of duct suitable for protecting fiber from natural enemies. Vermin control or not, fiber isn't exactly the most rugged form of cabling, and it's not really made to withstand a uncontrolled environment on its own.

    8. Re:Go Wireless by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Can't eat air!

      Screw wireless.
      Go with powerline networking. Just make sure the 'powerline' you use is something like 220kva. Your rats should be eliminated shortly.

      Also, don't get near the network room for fear of arcing.

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    9. Re:Go Wireless by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      If he's talking about fiber, wireless is in no way an option. We're talking orders of magnitude difference in transfer speeds (gigabit vs. sub-100Mb in almost all wireless cases)

    10. Re:Go Wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      niggers will steal anything that isn't nailed down, and even then sometimes

    11. Re:Go Wireless by hajihill · · Score: 1

      The bandwidth on Ethernet-over-powerline is total garbage.

      Has anyone considered metal conduit? Rats can't eat steel.

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    12. Re:Go Wireless by hajihill · · Score: 1

      Ahh crud, that's what I get for only using analog search before posting.

      Never trust the eyes. Sorry for the dupe.

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    13. Re:Go Wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRT54GL with DD-WRT or Tomato firmware. It's not a full commercial unit, but it's 85% for 10% cost.

    14. Re:Go Wireless by javamann · · Score: 1

      Power over Ethernet. I have visions of the movie Christmas Vacation and the cat eating through the XMas tree light's power cable.

    15. Re:Go Wireless by shicaca · · Score: 0

      Wireless would be a great option, however if they're relying on Fiber connections, wireless is probably not nearly speedy enough for what they're trying to do. There's also still security issues with wireless. While not as bad as before, and not as easily hacked, it is still possible. Wired connections would have to be directly plugged into, and thus nearly impervious to attack (unless they knew external IP's, then all bets are off)

    16. Re:Go Wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Madoff is white, and he's stolen more than the entire GDP of Ghana.

    17. Re:Go Wireless by afidel · · Score: 1

      Lots of places use fiber to exceed the 100m distance limit of copper ethernet and not for bandwidth reasons, I can't imagine a dealership has anything other than possibly training videos that would require much bandwidth at all.

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    18. Re:Go Wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PTP links.

      For extra power, use a strong laser.

    19. Re:Go Wireless by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Probably not in the REAL world where noise / LOS issues cuts the actual effective throughput of N down significantly. Worse (as stated above) when the signal decides to renegotiate and you get zero bandwidth for about 5 seconds at a time.

      And what about the cable TO the access point?

      Wireless throughput isn't useful if your testing is a laptop 5 feet from the AP. Try real conditions - fluorescent lighting all over, steel studs in walls, file cabinets, and wireless signals bouncing all over hell like a pinball in an arcade game.

      And again, don't forget the phone cables which have the same problems.

      The cost of redoing the network is a lot more than an exterminator. Once you have the primary rats gone, keeping up with them (new rats) is a lot easier and less expensive.

    20. Re:Go Wireless by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Sorry - should be Wireless throughput TESTING isn't useful...

    21. Re:Go Wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well there's your problem.

      if you're going to use the wrong equipment then don't blame it for the bad outcome.

    22. Re:Go Wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, fucking niggers stealing everything that isnt bolted down.

    23. Re:Go Wireless by xOneca · · Score: 1

      No one is talking about 802.11g. Wireless connection could be a microwave connection between buildings. Anyway, the problem is inside the building, not outside...

    24. Re:Go Wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a mesh network with DD-WRT? Isnt that what its made for?

  27. You could try to nearly-hermeitcally seal the room by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    in a block of amethyst.

    Or, you could make the room an insulated compartment, like on a ship. You'll need knee-knockers type doors. That is, pseudo air/watertight doors openings cut into the plate of the compartment. The rats shouldn't be able to climb or jump over the coaming. Wait, if they are genetically endowed, they just MIGHT leap 8 inches up.... i've had indications they were able to leap over stickies i laid down, so i had to lay extras in their landing path. That worked.

    As for the cabling, you need stuffing tubes or solid stuffing and jacketing around the cabling. If it's all sufficiently high with nothing for them to claw up the walls with, then hopefully they won't get in.

    If you have discretionary funding, you might want to get laser sweeps (the kind that take dimensions to measure tanks or large spaces) or something based on alarms (not talking about zapping them... if you cook them, it'll be messy as hell to clean up...). Tie it in with inert gas. I don't know that you could trip Halon without corroding the wires, destroying your gear, and being a potential life-safety issue, but some gas might be available for use after hours. Set it up so that during work hours, the delivery mechanism or discharge hose port is disengaged, and when you close up shop, shut the door and the safety tags drop into view as the attachments seal and are on stand-by. During working hours, have screens in place that they can't negotiate.

    But, that's expensive. It may be cheaper to encase the servers and put stickies in perimeter defense of the equipment, but, it sounds like you tried that.

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  28. Cat Fur by SandwhichMaster · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere that cat fur alone can be a deterrent to rodents. Something about the scent...

    Cat's shed a lot. Find someone with a cat and spread the shedding around the problem areas. If it works, great. If not, it didn't cost you anything... you know, except more cable

  29. What RIAA executives are eating cable? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it the last stand and the final gasp of RIAA lawyers trying to stop the downloads. What? you mean REAL rats? oops.

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  30. Cybernetic Lolcatz by WamBam · · Score: 1

    All the cool nerds have them now. Not only will they protect your precious cables but they'll use your connection to upload pictures of themselves doing cute things, raising your geek cred.

  31. Poison = Rotting carcasses by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

    Cats = decapitated rotting carcasses.

    If you want to help the economy, waste your money on some kind of pest management regime including exterminators and poisons.

    If you want to help the Human Society, adopt a cat. Just hope you adopt one that is too dumb to realize that hunting rats is a hassle compared to dumpster diving or finding a soft-touch to feed it Fancy Feast every day.

    The best way to get rid of rodents is to prevent them from entering your building(s). Period.

    1. Re:Poison = Rotting carcasses by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Just hope you adopt one that is too dumb to realize that hunting rats is a hassle compared to dumpster diving or finding a soft-touch to feed it Fancy Feast every day.Period.

      I'm convinced that the two worst pets are dumb dogs and smart cats.

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  32. Not cats, cats with LASERS! by alta · · Score: 1

    Ok, that might be dangerous. How about you run a few more cables with the others and hook up some 110volts on it. I'd suggest using a red/orange/yellow cable and mark it on both ends. I'd also advise against putting regular ends on it. It probably wouldn't be good if someone plugged that into a switch. Just run a really long red ethernet cable, and put a lamp on the end of it ;)

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  33. hair in the equipment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get a Sphynx! part of the problem solved.

  34. it sounds like you have tasty content by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    stop all streaming video of "ratatouille" and blog posts of rat porn, and start serving up content that rats don't like. introduce random packets of lolcat jppegs, maybe streaming video of "mrs frisby and the rats of nimh". you'll soon find the rats aren't as interested anymore at chewing into your cables to get to the content on your network, as they will find it unappealing

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    1. Re:it sounds like you have tasty content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also hear they hate pipe music I recommend Gheorghe Zamfir. If that doesn't scare them off god help you.

  35. Red Hot Chile Peppers by tripmine · · Score: 1

    I had heard before that hot peppers were used to coat cables, since rodents apparently hate it. A quick google gave me this: this.

    1. Re:Red Hot Chile Peppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put that song "Airplane" on an endless loop at night but all it did was drive my neighbor to suicide.

      Any other suggestions, genius?

  36. Cats and cables by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    eye-balling a nice Ragdoll-Siamese mix

    Cats can also chew on wires. My Ragamuffin (related to the Ragdoll breed) as a kitten chewed through an AM antenna wire for my stereo and still chews on some of the plastic sheaths around cat-5 cabling in the house.

    If you're going to let a cat roam around a noisy air-conditioned machine room, it may be humane to get one that is already naturally deaf, though that will likely impact its ability to hunt light-footed vermin or alert you with its meowing, and it may take to knocking items onto the floor to get your attention. (Make sure it can't reach let alone operate the scram switch.)

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    1. Re:Cats and cables by scubamage · · Score: 1
      Psh, and you thought the cat in cat-5 meant category.

      Ba-dum-ching! Thank you ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the veal. I'll be here all week.

    2. Re:Cats and cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We once had a guy drop from a World of Warcraft raid because his cat ate his mouse.

      Well, it chewed through the mouse cable behind the desk, but that doesn't sound as funny. It was possibly the only time a cat has ever been chased by a flying mouse, though.

    3. Re:Cats and cables by LukeWebber · · Score: 1

      Too right. My daughter's cat, Neechee, has killed off four expensive notebook power supplies and one electric toothbrush. I only wish she'd chew the 240V cables instead, but she prefers the slimmer, safer variety (the toothbrush wasn't plugged in, sadly).

      Thinkin' of gettin' me some big rats to keep the cats down around here.

  37. My favorite Tom and Jerry Cartoon by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    featured a robot cat. There were some problems for sure, but the technology must have improved since the 40s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV4kYuTZ02A> Perhaps Roomba has one now.

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  38. THe Old Ways Are Often The Best. by senorpoco · · Score: 5, Informative

    .22 air rifle, 3 Beers and 2 cans of Redbull. Make a night of it.

    1. Re:THe Old Ways Are Often The Best. by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Well that's +1 informative to me. All of my air rifles were .177, but .22 ones do exist. http://www.airgundepot.com/rws-air-rifles-22.html

      I got into the tech industry to leave my white-trash pastimes (like shooting rats at the dump) behind me. I'm not sure that it would be the same in a server room.

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    2. Re:THe Old Ways Are Often The Best. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 beers ?

      What that's like an hours worth at best. For a full night you need at least a case.

    3. Re:THe Old Ways Are Often The Best. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      The beers are to make the waiting tolerable (I always grab one or two when I go to align the satellite dish), the red bull is to keep you up. Overdose on either and your ability to hit your target when the moment comes is significantly reduced!

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    4. Re:THe Old Ways Are Often The Best. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Hmm, my old air rifle (which was, when new, lethal enough to take out a deer if you shot it in the head), is a .20 cal, not a .22 - ie, 5mm. And no, it's not some European import, but an old genuine-American Sheridan (later/earlier called Benjamin, iirc) single-shot pump air rifle.

      What you suggest is good fun, but it doesn't eliminate the problem. My uncle used to do what you describe in Japan (homemade air rifle, as they're illegal there, IIRC) with roaches (which grow really, really big and are everwhere). You have to eliminate the damn things in larger numbers than that once you've got an infestation: they're tricky buggers and don't like exposing themselves.

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    5. Re:THe Old Ways Are Often The Best. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .22 air rifle, 3 Beers and 2 cans of Redbull. Make a night of it.

      Worked for me. They never came back.

  39. The obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say we nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

  40. Rats are smart. They can be trained. by MaxToTheMax · · Score: 1

    Electrified sheathing around your insulated cables, surrounded by a layer of duct tape. Make sure the floor is grounded. One or two nibbles is all it takes.

  41. Steel Conduit? by macklin01 · · Score: 1

    If you can't control the rat population, why can't you work on rat-proofing the cables, i.e., putting them in steel conduit? Am I missing something obvious, like regulatory considerations? Surely protecting the cables once and for all would be cheaper than frequently replacing them plus working on population control?

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  42. Two additional options (not exclusive) by MoFoQ · · Score: 3, Informative

    one is a coating for the cabling to "discourage" chewing.
    popular choices are anything capsaicin based or something with a bitter substance (bitter to rodents that is)

    another is those ultra-sonic repellers (it's worth a try....some rats may not give a "rat's" ass about it and still continue to do their deeds)

    In the end, it may not be just one thing but a combination of things.
    poisons to kill off the rats, deterrents to prevent them from chewing on cabling, and making it very unpleasant for them to live on the lot.
    Especially, yanking out the welcome mat from under them.
    Those rats who don't learn not to leave and not to chew on the cables will get poisoned.

    1. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by Lou57 · · Score: 1

      I had "heard" about habanero pepper being dried and actually built into the cable extrusion, but never saw any proof of it. So when I read this story, I went looking for it, to no avail. Anyone else hear of this?

      This was the closest link I could find, which tends to support what the hytechdistributors.com link above is doing.
      http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/jul2001/nf20010712_107.htm

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      Lou
    2. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My neighbor is a professional exterminator. He told me those ultra-sonic pest repellent units are probably the most effective way to remove cash from your wallet. When the first one doesn't work they tell you that you need more units. When those also don't work they sell you more powerful ultra-sonic models. When those don't work you have too many rats to worry about and you end up hiring my neighbor who uses old fashioned spring traps and poison so lethal he has to be licensed to buy it (rats are so immune to the crap they can legally sell to you at Home Hardware you just end up feeding them like pets and invite more in).

      Hire a professional.

    3. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      a few weeks ago, I was wiki-ing and was reading up on one of the most bitter substances known and it said something about it being used in the insulation of wiring and cables to prevent squirrels and other animals from chewing it.
      unfortunately, I can't find it anymore and I don't remember the name of the compound.

    4. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just hope they aren't Mexican rats or they will use your cables to make insulation tacos.

    5. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Denatonium, ironicly found by this search.

    6. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Amusingly, the Denatonium article lead me to the one conerning phenylthiocarbamide and the following quote struck me.

      The genetic taste phenomenon of PTC was discovered in 1931 when a DuPont chemist named Arthur Fox accidentally released a cloud of a fine crystalline PTC. A nearby colleague complained about the bitter taste, while Dr. Fox, who was closer and should have gotten a strong dose, tasted nothing. Fox then continued to test the taste buds of assorted family and friends, setting the groundwork for future genetic studies. The genetic correlation was so strong that it was used in paternity tests before the advent of DNA matching.

      That ladies and gentlemen, is how science is done. Spill some shit and see who falls over dead, goes blind, or starts growing a third arm. Then do studies to "Find Out Why".

    7. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by CAFED00D · · Score: 1

      I've heard of capsaicin being used for things like this. I know they mix it with bird feed to keep the squirrels from eating it. Apparently, it doesn't bother the birds, but squirrels hate it. Also, I've heard that it's used in marine paints to prevent barnacles from attaching to the hulls of ships. Dunno what the product is...maybe spraying some pepper spray would do the trick?

    8. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by Ionized · · Score: 3, Informative

      Want a cheap way to dissuade the rats from chewing on your wires? Buy the hottest hot sauce you can find, or better yet just buy some pure capsaicin powder. Dissolve it in a liquid and put it in a lawn sprayer, then wander around spraying all the wires.

      I have a feeling that the rats will leave your wires alone after that.

      As capsaicin is soluble in warm water and alcohol, but not cold water, you may need to dissolve the powder in an alcohol/water mix.

    9. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by niw · · Score: 1

      Well to quote Isaac Asimov,

      The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'

    10. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      The ultrasonic things won't scare rats or mice off, but it will keep them from coming back.

      The only real solution for a service garage is to keep everything in hard pipe. It's too easy for rodents to get in, and given enough time they will eat through everything.

      If you use more of a distributed or zone wiring approach, everything needs to be in metal cabinets.

    11. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by Larryish · · Score: 1

      And they call it... "aspartame".

    12. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      naw...that's not it.
      if u actually read the thing, it says they put that in rat poison to discourage humans from eating it since humans have a greater sensitivity to it (aka...they will detect it sooner than the rat).

      if it worked to discourage rats from eating rat poison....well...so much for it killing rats since they will not eat it.

    13. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by Ozmrsparkle · · Score: 1

      Skip the ultrasonic repellers - I've seen rat's and mice party on those things (I think the ultrasonic pulse is actually like a rave for rodents - I swear the ones i saw dancing had pupils as big as their eye sockets).

      They also claim they repel insects, but I think they actually attract cockroaches (cause they get a little warm..)

      To get real value for money AND improve your ninja status - go for a nice 8 iron instead (you often don't get enough leverage with a 9 - they just bounce of the roof and keep running). It's hard work to really time a nice stroke with them all running around - but when you lift one right down the hall it's better than a hole in one - a bit like Mr Miyagi catching fly's with chopsticks.

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    14. Re:Two additional options (not exclusive) by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Ultra-sonic repellers for rodents will work for exactly one generation of rodent - approximately 3 months, I believe. After that, later generations born nearby will be born deaf and will move back into the territory evacuated by their parents, with all successive generations also immune to the sound. (This is partially why the ultrasonic sound of machines in a server room, or the EM from cables, does not bother rodents.)

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  43. ThinkGeek by bagboy · · Score: 1
  44. Two thoughts by Enry · · Score: 2, Informative

    My basement door doesn't exactly seal right (my goal this year is to replace it) and we used to have mice coming into the basement all the time.

    The fix was to get one of those high-frequency boxes you plug in and clicks every now and then. Ever since I put one near that door, we haven't had a mouse problem.

    Second thought. If you do decide to use snap traps or glue traps, be sure to use peanut butter instead of cheese. Cheese dries out too quickly and they never eat it. PB stays good for a long time.

    Third thought (yea I said two, here's a bonus). The very popular anticoagulant called Warfarin (AKA Coumadin) was originally used as rat poison.

    1. Re:Two thoughts by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Funny, I thought your third thought was going to be, "As a bonus, if you use peanut butter, even if the rodents don't get caught in the trap, they will still die from salmonella!"

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    2. Re:Two thoughts by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I had an RV with 20 of those things. it was painful to walk into it with the power on and you could "feel" the sound from 3 feet away from it.

      we had a giant mouse infestation we found the next spring.

      Mothballs, dryer sheets, and enough "of those noise things to keep it empty.

      None of that crap works.

      I should have put a giant box of poison in it so they would run out looking for water and die (that's how the good poison works it forces them to drink water a LOT while they die)

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  45. Battle Stations!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Clearly, you need to deploy one or more Rat Zapper Battle Stations

    They work great. Rats die humanely. Things that eat rats, don't.

    I mean to say, things that eat them don't die, not that they die horrible, lingering deaths.

    Well, of course they will die, eventually. But not from this.

    I mean, unless they're other rats.

    1. Re:Battle Stations!!! by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you need to deploy one or more Rat Zapper Battle Stations [ratzapper.com]

      OMG, that's fucking awesome:

      Rat Zapper Battle Station

      The ultimate weapon in the war against rats and mice!

      Designed for restaurants, bakeries, ranches, large homes, facilities managers and pest control operators, our Battle Station, will allow you to monitor trap activity without checking individual Rat Zappers. Our Battle Station allows up to 16 Rat Zappers to be monitored from a single location and you can use multiple monitor panels in close proximity to monitor many more Rat Zappers if necessary. Great for Integrated Pest Management (IPM).

      Rat Zapper "Battle Station". Why am I picturing Jerry saying something to the affect of "That's no peanut butter, that's a space station!" Que the Imperial March boys and girls, these fuckers don't stand a chance....

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    2. Re:Battle Stations!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They work great. Rats die humanely. Things that eat rats, don't. I mean to say, things that eat them don't die, not that they die horrible, lingering deaths. Well, of course they will die, eventually. But not from this. I mean, unless they're other rats.

      Know anything on the other end of the spectrum? Something less humane? I'd like something that monitors vitals and sends just enough voltage to keep them conscious and in pain. Once it detects vitals deteriorating or loss of consciousness, it needs to back off a few volts ;)

    3. Re:Battle Stations!!! by DiLLeMaN · · Score: 1

      You might be able to get the appropriate equipment + staffing when they clear out Gitmo.

      (Tza-ding, I'll be here all week)

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    4. Re:Battle Stations!!! by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Know anything on the other end of the spectrum? Something less humane?

      You want less humane? Glue traps hit the other end of the spectrum. Basically, they're stuck there until one of three things happen:

      1. They stick their nose in the glue to try to chew their legs free and die of suffocation. This doesn't happen as often as you might think.
      2. They die of dehydration over the course of several days. It doesn't get less humane than that!
      3. A human discovers them struggling in the trap and kills them. Not a popular option with many people, who frequently opt to throw the living rat in the garbage can (see #2 above.) If you find one, my best suggestion is to bash their skulls hard and quickly with a blunt instrument. Be decisive, don't just give them a bump on the head and expect them to die. A shovel or ice chopper works, too. Drowning is a very poor choice -- I still feel guilty about that one. :-(
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    5. Re:Battle Stations!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was 17 I accidentally stepped on a rat and killed it. That motherficker was avoiding the poison for over a week before the untimely but god-given death.

    6. Re:Battle Stations!!! by nickruiz · · Score: 2, Funny

      A human discovers them struggling in the trap and kills them. Not a popular option with many people, who frequently opt to throw the living rat in the garbage can (see #2 above.) If you find one, my best suggestion is to bash their skulls hard and quickly with a blunt instrument. Be decisive, don't just give them a bump on the head and expect them to die. A shovel or ice chopper works, too. Drowning is a very poor choice -- I still feel guilty about that one. :-(

      You should teach a Mob ethics class.

    7. Re:Battle Stations!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm on board with the rat zapper. I have one and it keeps the local mouse population down to manageable amounts. Where I live is like swiss cheese in terms of holes.

  46. Armored cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The standard has always been armored cable..

    Every manufacturer offers it. In the meantime, set out bowls of automobile antifreeze for the rats to drink (but it won't work in California -- bitter taste added to antifreeze).

  47. Shutgun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Case closed

  48. Supersonic pest repellents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about some of those supersonic things? Supposedly they emit a sound or something that keeps certain pests at bay

    1. Re:Supersonic pest repellents by sonic_assault · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen any study that conclusively proves those things even work. Also, having worked in a hardware chain for eight years, I can tell you that not one person (out of hundreds) ever said they worked; although, that could be chalked up to be people being too stupid to properly instruct themselves in the use of electronics.

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  49. Think about the smell.... by sonic_assault · · Score: 1

    Most modern poisons have diuretics that literally make the mouse/rat/cat get thirsty. This typically makes them go outside in search of water, where they then buy the farm. However, if they don't make it outside, be prepared to endure the stench of a rotting animal(s) for a few weeks.

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  50. easy - other predators include rattlesnakes, by cats-paw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    boas, pythons, owls, hawks, monitor lizards, ...

    I mean a python crawling in the ceiling eating mice while your coding python.

    How cool would that be ?

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  51. Fire Suppression by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

    You could try to nearly-hermeitcally seal the room

    Activate the Halon fire suppression system and run ...

    Alternatively, simply adding a bunch of dry ice in an enclosed space below floor level will likely clear out any living organisms too. Be careful that you don't suffocate too.

    Finally, there is always the old cyanide gas trick ... No need to worry about suffocation with cyanide.

    Safety Warning: Don't actually do any of the above.

  52. Its simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eat the rats before they eat the cables!

  53. Victor Electronic Rat Trap by krakround · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This, baited with peanut butter, is irresistible death. Place one at known rat entrances or run ways. I could catch dumb rats within an hour of placing the trap. Some smart rats took a day or two to give in to the temptation. Also, eliminate any other sources of food. A fat rat is an unmotivated rat. There is no blood, nobody dying in your walls.

  54. Laser Cats by soundguy · · Score: 1

    Have you considered Laser Cats?

    Whatever you do, poison should be the LAST option. Rats die wherever they happen to be when the poison kicks in, and that's usually someplace dark and inaccessable like inside walls, air ducting, or insulation. You generally are not aware of the corpses until they start rotting and filling up with maggots.

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  55. hot sauce by evilmousse · · Score: 1

    cayenne pepper, etcetc.

    something that won't spoil and stink, is nonlethal, and non-appetizing to rats. get a rag and fill it full of the stuff, then wipe down your cables.

    1. Re:hot sauce by Bandman · · Score: 1

      And please, for the love of God, wash your hands when you're done!

  56. Jalapeño by randmcnatt · · Score: 1

    Capsaicin is an effective rodent repellant -- it's great for keeping squirrels from eating the bird seed -- so you might try painting the wiring with Tabasco® sauce. There's actually a wildlife (mammal) repellent called Hot Sauce® available.

  57. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  58. One problem by Clarious · · Score: 1

    You will have a hard time finding their corpse after they die, and they won't smell so good :)

  59. Tobasco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Used this with my dog; get some Tobasco sauce and LATHER it on the cables. Works like a charm ;)

    1. Re:Tobasco by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Your dog was sane.
      My brothers dog used to chew on the piano.
      So we went and tried the whole hot sauce trick.
      We watched until he tried the chewing on the piano leg again (didn't take long).
      He recoiled and gave it one of those tilted head looks for a sec, then instead of just nibbling on it like he had been he started chewing on it full force like he'd finally found the ultimate food.

      Mycroft

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  60. CAT1, CAT2, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if you do choose a cat, and they keel over, you can have some networking-fun naming them. The first cat will be CAT1, then CAT2, CATN, to CAT5, etc.

  61. Pied Piper by roesti · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you considered dressing up as a minstrel and playing some music? Apparently, that's worked before.

    1. Re:Pied Piper by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Have you considered dressing up as a minstrel and playing some music? Apparently, that's worked before.

      I dunno. The reference I found on the topic indicated a high risk of being eaten by your companions when the weather turns cold.

    2. Re:Pied Piper by thebigbadme · · Score: 1

      Have you considered dressing up as a minstrel and playing some music? Apparently, that's worked before.

      I think that was actually allegory for some christian so and so driving all the pagans out of wherever (someplace in the UK if I recall correctly) by means of torture and such...
      serious yo

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    3. Re:Pied Piper by thebigbadme · · Score: 1

      then again, I could have made that up completely ...

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    4. Re:Pied Piper by mk2mark · · Score: 1

      Genius! Instead of removing the mice from the situation, you remove your pipe-playing-fancydress-self to the local rodent-free mental institute!

    5. Re:Pied Piper by skeeto · · Score: 1

      Have you considered dressing up as a minstrel and playing some music?

      This should also work if there are children chewing on your wires too.

  62. Rodent proof cable by tcheleao · · Score: 1

    I used to work on subway, where rodents are a serious problem. It seems like 60 Hz actually excite this animals making them byte the cables.Fortunately, several companies makes "Rodent Proof" cables in a combination of Coax shield & bad taste.

  63. fourth option by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Put the poison directly on the cable.
    If they eat it --> good, that was their last dinner.
    If they don't eat it --> good, your cables are protected.

    Just don't lick the cable!

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    1. Re:fourth option by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Just don't lick the cable!

      If you poison the cables, you will have to train everyone who may ever handle the cables, and you probably need to put signs everywhere to indicate the hazard. What happens when some contractor touches a cable, then rubs your super-potent rat poison in his eye? (I'll wait while you look up your liability policy and the OSHA regs on that.)

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  64. Been there, did this... by HexaDex · · Score: 1

    Had the same problem in a feed mill. I used steel conduit and stuffed the fiber junction boxes with steel wool.

  65. That may not work.... by MrFancyPants · · Score: 1

    That cat idea may not work.

  66. TPC? by beadfulthings · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I spent some time in Alabama and have a clear recollection of seeing the phone company out to paint some kind of substance on the above-ground wires. It seems that the red squirrels in that area like to chew on the insulation, and this causes problems. I asked the foreman if the stuff was poisonous, and he replied no. "It just burns the hell out of their little feet." Don't know what the stuff was or if it would be suitable for indoor cables.

    I also agree that you need to talk management into expanding your exterminating budget. Rats are unhealthy for the human inhabitants of your facility.

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    1. Re:TPC? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if we are talking about the same stuff, but my father, who works in chem sales for agriculture, mentioned somethat about that 'burn their feet' stuff.

      Its illegal now I'm pretty sure. Well, at least the one they were applying to stop bird pests in orchards.

      Think it was so acid/dehibilitating that the birds couldn't walk and basically starved.

  67. Cats kill rats just fine by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Informative
    Our cats kill rats in the barn and house just fine. They started doing this as kittens (4 months old or so). The adult cats will even kill rabbits.

    These are just regular sized cats with no ninja training.

    Rats will happily rip a hole through drywall so don't really care if you block up holes. I blocked up some holes with chew-proof material and the bastards just ripped another hole.

    If you have rats inside, then the chances are that they are an overflow population from somewhere else. We didn't have rats in the house until the population built up in the barn and the "turf wars" pushed some of the rats into the house. As soon as we killed a lot of the rats in the barn they disappeared from the house.

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    1. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These are just regular sized cats with no ninja training.

      I know you said that tongue in cheek, but realistically speaking if they've been doing it since they were 4 months old, then yes they did have the requisite 'ninja training'. House cats (and dogs), from experience, don't know squat about how to hunt or kill effectively because they never learned how and didn't need to. They might learn how to scavenge, and might even get lucky enough if they are in a 'high target' location to get a few kills, but they never do learn how to do it 'right'.

      That might sound pedantic, but it's important to realize that if you are going for a 'mouser' at the local Humane Society, you may have to do quite a bit of looking to find the right one.

      Barn bred cats are the ninja's of the cat world.

    2. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Dasher42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      > Barn bred cats are the ninja's of the cat world.

      Absolutely. My grandfather had barnyard cats, and I watched one of them make a habit of stalking squirrels like a pro. She knew that the squirrel would dash for the nearest tree, and would line herself up behind the tree so that the squirrel actually ran *towards* her when startled, allowing for a quick swipe of the paw. Then, she knew how to grab the neck to avoid getting bitten. As spastic and clever as squirrels are, rats are in serious trouble from a feline hunter like that.

    3. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats eat cables too. I'm not sure why. But they do. My cat has chewed through a few ethernet cables, and comically four mouse cables.

      I work at a college campus and we had trouble with mice chewing through our fiber in the cafeteria. Unfortunately for us and the students who eat there, no solutions yet.

    4. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Jamie's+Nightmare · · Score: 1

      Not sure who modded you insightful, but I'm betting it wasn't cat owners. Regardless, you are quite wrong. Cats have natural hunting instincts which are evident when watching cats play with toys or chasing a thrown object.

      A friend of mine who breeds gerbils gave me one of her pets for my cat to enjoy. I released it in the house and watched as my cat stalked and killed it within minutes. He acted no different than any other cat you might observe in the wild. Mind you, this is a house cat that has NEVER been outside or exposed to other cats. While dogs have lost much of their ability to hunt, cats have not lost these abilities even after being domesticated.

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    5. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by ConfessWitch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can attest to this.

      One night I woke up with a rat in my room. After thinking about what to do in a cold sweet hiding under my covers for about 2 minutes I realised I should probably just get one of our cats to sort it out.

      First cat I found was Bella who we had got from a pet store several years ago, I took her to my room and watched to see how she reacted. She smelt the rat and went closer to investigate. She found where it was hiding she pretty much chased it and clawed at it. I gave her a few minutes but she did a pretty pathetic job and eradicating it.

      By this time Dante a cat who came to use after being abandon by its owner and surviving on its own few several weeks had been woken up and came to see what the fuss was. He pretty much took one pounce at it grabbing it around the neck. Problem solved.

    6. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, because a lucky kill on a pet creature that hasn't learned itself how to survive as prey is the same thing as actually being a skillful and cunning hunter capable of not just surviving on what you bring in, but being able to catch live prey to bring to your litter to train them on how to do it.

      Yes, all cats have instincts. That doesn't mean they are ready killers from the git go. When I was a teenager, my family moved from suburbia to a farm. Our house pets were transitioned from house pet to yard pet.

      Yes, the cat stalked the rodents. Yes the dog would chase and even sometimes tree coon's and dillos. But neither of them had a freaking clue what to do then, and most of the time even failed at that. When they did manage to catch some sick or terminally stupid creature, half the time they'd play with it not having gained the 'kill reflex' when they were young. Half the time they'd bite at it ineffectively in random spots. Neither of them ever got the "grab the neck" instinct or in the case of the dog, the "shake vigorously" instinct.

      Contrast that to the cats and dogs that came after, the ones that actually came from litters that were raised and born outside and I guarantee you that you'll immediately notice what I'm talking about.

      Since their children have moved out a long time ago, my folks have salved their 'empty nest' syndrome by keeping a colony of cats and a couple of dogs. Although most are born 'wild', a good number of them are still 'take ins' from people my parents know in the community who need a good home for their cats and you can ALWAYS tell the difference between the ones who grew up knowing how to kill and the ones that didn't.

    7. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Caity · · Score: 1

      Hunting is a skill cats need to learn, instinct or no.

      I remember when my cat was young he started showing up with a variety of interesting injuries over the course of a couple of weeks.

      Finally, we found him one morning sitting outside the back door, proud as punch with his right eye so bruised it was closed and with a decapitated adult possum lying at his feet. The possum was nearly as big as he was and clearly bringing it down had taken a few goes.

      He brought me a few other rats and possums over the following years, in various states of dismemberment, but he never got injured in the process again.

      He never did figure out how to catch birds though. I watched him try a few times and not even get close.

      By the way, possums are not in any kind of short supply where I live. If I lived closer to real bushland I would not have a cat as a pet.

    8. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finding a mouser at the humane society is complicated by some of them refusing to let you have a cat if you just want it for a mousetrap.

    9. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by mpgalvin · · Score: 1

      Finding a mouser at the humane society is complicated by some of them refusing to let you have a cat if you just want it for a mousetrap.

      Remind me again why humans domesticated them?

    10. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ...

      I have two Labradors, and they learned how to kill, not for food, but through pure instinct and prey drive.

      To my dismay, they've killed scores of groundhogs, water rats, a rabbit, small mice in the house, large mouse that was released from a humane trap into a bathtub, (oops), made failed attempts on Canada geese, as well as killing several NYC rats out in the street.

      Apart from the baby mice, they have difficulty catching rodents indoors, largely because their large mass and inertia, and low co-efficient of friction on wood floors (obligatory Slashdot type content).

      Their skill at catching and killing rats is quite impressive, the one has it down to a quick bite on the back of the neck and it's over very quickly.

      A small terrier might also be a better choice as indicated in this article on the repugnant sport of rat baiting;

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_baiting

      Of course a dog is a 12 or more year commitment, but these wonderful creature's charm and friendship, (and vermin killing drive) are worth it.

    11. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Agreed, certain animals, specific breeds of dogs for instance, have far stronger instincts. Terriers for instance were breed specifically to be rat killers, and even ones raised inside tend to have aggressive enough tendencies that they could make a go at it without much extra help.

      But on the whole, most dogs and cats need to be 'taught' to hunt as young or have a horrible time at it.

    12. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe a ways OT, but the best rodent control I ever had was a pair of Scottie dogs. Those things handled it all. Rats and mice, of course. Yes, bunny rabbits (had a garden, and I actually GOT most of the tubers I planted). Moles. A (luckily) stray cat. One night, they even cornered a damn raccoon on the porch (I called them off and phoned pest patrol before they could finish the job). The really cool thing about them is that they were patient. They'd sniff the vermin to an entry or exit point, and sit down and wait. For hours. They'd wait until the critter came back and crawled into sight -- then, bam, dead rodent. With moles, they'd pick a likely location, and again, wait. Then, BOOM, they'd notice the ground moving and start digging, and more often than not, they'd come up with a very surprised varmint (the moles were doing enough damage on their own that I was more than happy to pour a little dirt and seed into the uprooted spots in return for fewer surprise potholes). One of the two even had a fortunate tendency not to eat everything she killed (for some reason, she liked to eat locusts, though...)

      It DOES mean regular de-worming and regular vaccinations, along with training, exercise, and other care, but I've never witnessed a more efficient home pest hunter. I DO recommend getting females; they're still tenacious hunters, but they're less aggressive to other dogs and strangers.

    13. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 1

      My parents' dog is half terrier. She's mastered the chase instinct, but has been known to dig so hard she once flipped the mole out of the hole with a paw, didn't notice, and kept digging. Once we got her away from the hole, she just picked up the live mole and was happily carrying it in her mouth. We took it away from her and had to drag her away. (It was in front of the woods down the street, so it wasn't messing up anybody's yard.)

    14. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I don't tell this to many people but reading your comment I know we are common spirits.

      I friend of mine who rescues cats gave me one of her pets for my dogs to enjoy. I released it in the house and watched as my dogs sniffed at the barley weaned kitten. 'Chew Toy' (the cat) hissed and clawed at the lead dogs nose, he didn't notice, but looked at me for direction. "Get 'em" boy I said, the boy dog look dubious, the girl dog wagged her tail, thought 'baby!' and started licking the kitten. This wasn't working out like I planned...

      Chewy is a great hunter, but he thinks he's a dog. He was pulled from a feral litter in an alley so he's one of the killing _everything_ at four months old ones. Loves the dogs, me, not so much. Three years and not one purr.

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    15. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      The usual problems with letting people take a cat for a "mouser" are:

      They think that the cat doesn't need to be fed because it will go hunt for its food. Which means that you're going to have an undernourished kitty, in constant need of de-worming, that will have to wander over a possibly large area which exposes it to lots of risks. Especially in an urban or semi-urban environment. Cars, dogs, poisons, or anti-social humans who think cats are there for their sick amusement.

      Secondly, the rescue places will typically not know or be able to figure out which cats are "mousers" and which aren't. Unless you're going to bring live mice along in your pockets and hold a field test in a secure room, you won't be able to tell before you take the kitty home.

      But mostly, people who ask for "mousers" are those who will not see the cat as a companion with needs. For a cat raised to associate with humans, this lack of attention and care will lead to behaviors that aren't desirable. These behaviors are generally the result of stress because the cat's needs are not being met. Such as being left alone all the time, lack of adequate food/water, pent-up energy or aggression, only negative contact with humans resulting in fear/aggression.

      (It's not true that everyone looking for a "mouser" is going to be an absentee, hands-off, throw the cat to the wild, owner. But there have been enough problems over the years that it's a red flag.)

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    16. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by muzicman · · Score: 0

      Tell that to my parents Jack Russell!!! The thing is savage. It will kill anything that moves. Rabbits, Squirrels, Rats, Mice.... Little sisters Gerbil... We never taught it how to kill it is just in its nature as it is in all animals. You can take the animal out of the wild but you can never take the wild out of the animal.

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    17. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      My dog has the shake vigorously instinct, but he's an apartment animal.

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    18. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by deadweight · · Score: 1

      My current dog is a deadly efficient hunter. She is a rescue dog so I don't know where she learned to hunt, but she can run down and kill a rabbit or squirrel in seconds. I was astounded to find out she would hunt cooperatively with my cats too! They all team up on mouse chasing. The dog usually comes back with the mouse though :)

    19. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is very true. I got my cat at a humane society, and I have seen her go so far as to carry mice around the house (Not harming them in the least, just giving them a ride) and letting them go elsewhere. I have also seen my cat get chased by mice... not much of a mouser, but really good at going after other cats for some reason...

    20. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by eth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Contrast that to the cats and dogs that came after, the ones that actually came from litters that were raised and born outside and I guarantee you that you'll immediately notice what I'm talking about.

      I've had extensive interaction with both ex-feral and completely domesticated cats, and I can confirm there is a very obvious difference.

      My old roommate had a cat that they picked up on his parents' rural property when she was a little less than a year old. Even after years of being an inside cat, she stalks everything from rabbit size on down that appears to move on its own (and I mean everything... your feet aren't even safe!). Once she catches one of her toys, she holds it down and thoroughly "kills" it before she'll let you have it back (IF she lets you have it back!).

      Contrast that with my girlfriend's cat, who'll chase things, but only half-heartedly, and then loses interest the second he catches it.

    21. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Yep, it's bred into the bones of any terrier to chase/catch prey items.

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    22. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      coon's and dillos.

      Would you please stop doing this?

      The plural of coon is coons (or 'coons). The plural of ninja is ninjas.

    23. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by b0bby · · Score: 1

      My Husky has never needed any training to kill - she's killed critters from mice & voles up to rabbits since she was little. That grab & shake seems instinctive. The only thing I've seen survive was a small opossum - she didn't shake it, presumably because it was playing possum, and dropped it when I told her to. It strolled off a few minutes later.

    24. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by ps236 · · Score: 1

      Really?

      In the UK, our local RSPCA branch will sell you a domesticated rescue cat, but they'll GIVE you an 'stable & farm cat' (ie a feral cat) for you to keep in your farmyard. Feral cats are much harder to house, so they are glad to give them to anyone who has the space, and wants them as pest controllers and will take care of them.

      http://www.rspca-huddersfield.org.uk/cats.html
      "The deal - Permanent rodent control of barns & outbuildings in exchange for a cosy corner to sleep, daily food & water, regular worming & a humane end when the time comes.

      There is no charge for these cats."

      Basically, with feral cats they have two choices, kill them or give them to someone who wants a mousetrap and will look after it accordingly. If you cared about cats, which would you do?

    25. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A regular house cat who has been given proper care can catch and kill a mouse easily, never having seen one before. Because proper care of a cat includes caring for his or her happiness, and that means you have to play prey games with them. It's as simple as having them chase a "snake" (shoelace /string), "mouse" (wadded-up piece of paper), or "bird" (rubber band fired from your hand - one of my cats gets hyper over this), etc. Play with your cats and they will be excellent hunters, and won't get fat, lazy, or depressed.

      PS Don't declaw, it's inhumane, and your poor kitty will wonder WHY OH WHY does the mouse always get away even when my paw was on it... look at stats about depression in cats. Declawed ones are much more susceptible.

    26. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      We have a cat that was the runt of its litter, and as such, the mother attempted to kill it when it was born. It got no care from the mother whatsoever and was bottle-fed from birth.

      She was a horrible mouser. Several years ago, we lived in a very old house with mouse problems. On one occasion, I caught a mouse in a bucket (with a bucket trap), without any water. It was a baby/young mouse, and couldn't run very fast. I took said mouse out, and tried to get the cat to play with it. On several occasions I saw this cat watch mice run across the floor, completely uninterested in the prey.

      That said, last month she caught and killed half a dozen mice. She's maybe 7 or 8 years old now, and had never previously killed a mouse. Yes, she was being regularly fed - we can't figure out a logical explanation for the change, other than her being bored and having simply been introduced to the scent/odor of a dead mouse (as we caught a couple in mouse traps the weeks before that) that she liked. Who knows.

      Just because they don't learn it when they're young doesn't mean they can't learn it later.

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    27. Re:Cats kill rats just fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm - maybe that says something about you as an owner.

      Apparently your dogs seem to have more sense than you do.

  68. Best option- Choke the buggers by turnierwa · · Score: 1

    syrup of ipecac- i have been told that Rodents have no gag reflex (this comes from a man who works with them daily) and they will choke on there own vomit. bait some food and lace it with that stuff.

    1. Re:Best option- Choke the buggers by ptx0 · · Score: 1

      That's.. actually a decent thought. Use their own anatomy against them!

    2. Re:Best option- Choke the buggers by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      THere's no vomit to choke on - the first stomach valve is a one-way, and they have a looped muscle that closes the tube when flexed (unlike ours, which actually pumps stuff out).

      It SHOULD make them feel ill though, and unlikely to touch the cabling again.

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  69. Not the humane society by nsayer · · Score: 4, Informative

    You were probably kidding, but I'd like to point out that our local humane society has rules against adopting out animals for the purpose of pest management or hunting.

    1. Re:Not the humane society by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Letting an animal indulge in its instincts is "inhumane"? This is what cats were bred to do.

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    2. Re:Not the humane society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Letting an animal indulge in its instincts is "inhumane"?

      Welcome to America!

    3. Re:Not the humane society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see if you were going to use them for pest control only then kill them or stop taking care of them. But if you are still going to take care of the cat in a humane way then they shouldn't have any say in the matter. Jesus what has this country come to!
        Let's piss and moan about all the animals in a shelter and piss an moan about sending them to a loving home too where they will have to use their instincts. It's not the same as if you were going to rescue a dog to enter the dog into dog fights.

    4. Re:Not the humane society by nsayer · · Score: 1

      Don't look at me. I just remember that on the form when we adopted our kitties. You might consider contacting them and asking: http://www.hssv.org/

    5. Re:Not the humane society by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, it's what they were evolved to to, there bread for cuteness.

      A hunting cats needs to be feral. Feral cats cause other problems.

      A cat in the server room is not the way to go. Get a couple of feral cats fro the property outside.

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    6. Re:Not the humane society by rahvin112 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Outdoor cats live an average of 6 years, indoor cats live an average of 18 years, 20+ is not uncommon. The outside world is a VERY dangerous place for cats.

      Local adoption societies like the humane society don't adopt out cats to be hunters because that usually guarantee's the cat is going to be an outdoor only cat. A cat that is one step above feral. It's life will likely be short, it will not have human companionship, it won't be fed catfood as the owner will expect it to hunt it's food and it will be exposed to the elements. From most people's perspective the adoption of an animal is for companionship and there are better people to adopt the cat to then someone that wants it strictly for killing pests. If you want pests killed hirer and exterminator.

    7. Re:Not the humane society by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      It's still better for the cat than putting it down...

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    8. Re:Not the humane society by Cassander · · Score: 1

      You were probably kidding, but I'd like to point out that our local humane society has rules against adopting out animals for the purpose of pest management or hunting.

      That's the stupidest thing I've heard all week. Humans have been using cats for pest control for thousands of years. We even explicitly engineered them for that purpose through countless generations of selective breeding. Your local shelter would really rather euthanize a cat (or "just" imprison it for life if it's one of those no-kill places) than let it lead a normal happy existence hunting rodents in somebody's barn? That's seriously fucked up. What bizarre "logic" do they base this policy on?

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    9. Re:Not the humane society by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      A hunting cats needs to be feral

      My cat is not feral, although she was stray for a while after her last owner abandoned here and before I took her in, and she catches at least one bird per week and the occaisonal small rodent or two AND she eats them. She generally catches smaller birds and mice (she is a smaller female cat after all), but every once in a while she will bag a really big rat (she only eats part of it in those cases). I still have to feed her of course, but I haven't had any rats in my home since I got her so it seems to be working out well.

    10. Re:Not the humane society by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      No, it's what they naturally do. Many modern cats have had it bred -out- of them.

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    11. Re:Not the humane society by terryducks · · Score: 1

      WTF is wrong with those people. A home is a home. PeTArds. Geez.

    12. Re:Not the humane society by nsayer · · Score: 1

      Which they don't do, for animals that are adoptable. From their FAQ:

      Q: How long do you keep the animals before you euthanize them?
      A: Once an animal is made available for adoption, there is no set date for euthanasia. Our goal is to ensure that every animal in our adoption program is placed in a loving home. If an animal is healthy and behaviorally sound, we keep it for as long as we can to find it a good home, which sometimes can be months. Our staff and volunteers socialize and exercise our animals to help keep them happy and well adjusted during their stay at the shelter.

  70. Rats learn - bug Cats do too. by DrYak · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rat poison isn't that efficient.

    Rats are able to learn. They'll end up learning that said poison is poisonous to them. (That's why lot of modern poison have very delayed effect. So that it's harder for the rat to make the connection and learn what's killing them).

    Bio-accumulation : predators higher up in the food chain are going to diet on poison-rich rats, and thus are going to poison themselves through their food.
    By using rat poison, not only are you (attempting to) kill rats. But there's a high risk that you'll be killing the neighbors' cats, snakes, ferrets, etc.

    On the other hands, predators have been considered efficient and used successfully for the past millenia.
    So getting several cats *could* be a solution.
    A couple of caveat :
    - Cut the rat poison first, otherwise kitty is going to get poisoned. (or at least get advices from a vet on how to protect kitty).
    - Get a grown up cat. One that has already learned to use the litter box, has already learned to hunt, etc.
    - When getting a cat, get one who has grown up outdoor and is used to hunting. Avoid the overweighted, indoor, constantly drooling and sleeping type.
    - Prefer shorter hair : they are simpler to take care of, tend less to puke hair balls, and tend to leave less hair around.
    None the less, try to secure and isolate the server cabinet with proper dust filters. Other wise you might have to often vacuum your server's radiators. (Anyway, the filters will be good against dust bunnies too).
    - Depending on the size of the territory to cover. Adding a couple more cats might help, if you can manage to handle them all.

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  71. Three options/Campus = 1 Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Starvation is already out, you said as much.

    The other side of this being a campus means the vulnerabilities are spread far and wide, and in separate secured environments. Pets cannot cover this, unless we're talking about locking one cat/snake/terrier in each network closet.

    If the cable runs in the walls/ceilings are not already protected (conduit), this is not a viable fix on a large site. That means that even WITH predators, unless they are released into the ceiling (and become a nuisance themselves), you have no means of protecting those cable runs.

    Professional extermination is the only way to go for unseating vermin that infest a large, or just largely inaccessible, territory.

  72. moar cables by erikdotla · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the rats feel nervous about leaving the sanctuary of their hidey holes and walls to get to the cabling. Why not load in a few miles of old cabling into the walls so they can eat it there and not have to come out? :)

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  73. Seriously, metal conduit? by purduephotog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you've got that much of a rat problem ... get some metal conduit and run your cables in that. Splice boxes can be anything.- keep'em suspended in the middle of the room or cover with glue.

    But you've got more of a food problem than anything- the rats won't stick around without a food supply and it sounds like they like what you're serving there.

    If all else ... just start putting down rat poison everywhere outside. It'll take your squirrels out too....

  74. Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Aluminum foil
    2. Alligator clips
    3. Car battery
    4. Air freshener

  75. mink by DUdsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cats are soft and useless creatues no if you want to get rid of the rats call the PETA and tell them your running a rehabilitation home for freshly freed mink those are vicius and evil creature thats going to rid you of the rats within the week.

  76. Funny rat/cat story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I once saw a rat run into my garage, and I had heard that cat urine would make them leave so I scooped some used clay litter into a bucket and put it into the garage. I went back the next day and THE RAT HAD EATEN THE FUCKING LITTER!

    Rats are real badasses.

    1. Re:Funny rat/cat story by InfiniteLoopCounter · · Score: 1

      That sounds like the effect of toxoplasma on the rat(s).

    2. Re:Funny rat/cat story by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      Bugger that! I once went on a holiday to my families beach house and couldn't find my plastic light-saber. Eventually I found the metal end off one of the batteries and a small piece of chewed black plastic. It appears the rat ate through an inch think wooden floor to eat my light-saber.

      I still wonder if it ate the other metal pieces and the carbon rod or whether it dragged them away.

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      I reserve the write to mangle english.
    3. Re:Funny rat/cat story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once saw a rat run into my garage, and I had heard that cat urine would make them leave so I scooped some used clay litter into a bucket and put it into the garage. I went back the next day and THE RAT HAD EATEN THE FUCKING LITTER!

      Rats are real badasses.

      Rats - The Chuck Norris of the rodent world.

    4. Re:Funny rat/cat story by rfc1394 · · Score: 1
      My sister has a problem with her dogs eating cat feces. Cats' digestive systems are very primitive so their excrement is rich in protein, especially if the cats have a good diet like high-quality cat food. My sister adores her animals so you can guess that they do.

      Well, anyway, one of the cats liked to use one spot in the corner, so my sister put an empty tray there to keep it from stinking things up. I watched as three dogs were hovering over that cat like drivers during a mall sale hovering over a parking space, waiting for her to finish manufacturing their next snack! I thought it was hilarious.

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  77. If you actually read this far.... by re_organeyes · · Score: 1

    I haven't read all of the replies either, but my recommendation is not to try and fight the rats, put your cable in metal conduit and be done with it. It's a proven method, and you only have to pay for it once. Just my $0.02 worth...

  78. cat by vikstar · · Score: 1

    Get a cat and don't feed it. Keep it inside so that it doesn't eat local wildlife. Give it a bowl of milk every day.

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  79. Jay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put the cables in steel conduit..

  80. Black Mambo, heard of it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was able to import an Australian Black Mambo snake to our Condominium complex. Let me tell you, no rodent has seen the light of day since.

    Now mind you the community is on pins and needles, but believe me nobody is talking about rodents at the HOA meetings.

  81. They'll never touch it again... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Have you tried marrying the rat, then demanding every night when you get into bed that the rat "chew on my cable"? I don't know how effective this is with rats, but it worked really well with my wife -- she won't even go near my "cable" anymore!

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  82. Denatonium benzoate and capsaicin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are cables with the plastic insulation mixed with denatonium benzoate and/or capsaicin that acts as a nice deterrent. Denatonium benzoate is a synthetic substance that is extremely bitter and capsaicin is the pure form of the chemical that makes hot peppers hot. Some info here: http://www.ideamarketers.com/?Protecting_wires,_cables_and_pipes_from_animals_without_harming_them_&articleid=438050

  83. Traps and bait by jcr · · Score: 1

    I've had fine results with commercial remedies. Be sure you check the traps often, you don't want to have rodents rotting in your building any longer than necessary.

    -jcr

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  84. Rats Eating Cables by kawabago · · Score: 1

    Stop networking with cheese strings and it should solve the problem.

  85. rodent-solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spray Q20 on the cables. I've also heard that a mixture of peanut-butter & cement make a pretty effective non-systemic rodent-killer. That failing; a cat works pretty well

  86. Cats! by Zarluk · · Score: 1

    Cats! As many as you need, both male and female, so they can procreate... and if you have mice enough you don't even have to bother to feed them ;-)

    As for the locked doors, why don't embbed smaller ones for the kitten?

  87. zap pad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a cloth pad woven with fine copper wire and when an animal walks on it they get a sizable zap. Trained the cat to stay out of the crib before the baby came.

  88. Poison the cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Douse the cables in rat poison.

  89. Tagged catpoop by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Don't want a lot of cat hair, but want a deterrent? Use a little cat poo, urine, and a smidge of hair here and there... It might scare the little buggers to someone else's server room.

  90. So... by thegnu · · Score: 1

    which ones are bigger? mice? or rats?

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    1. Re:So... by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Rats. Many times bigger: a mouse is smaller than a computer mouse, and even a small species of rat is bigger.

      Giant African Pouch Rats are roughly the size of a tomcat.

    2. Re:So... by thegnu · · Score: 1

      No, I know. The phrase "rats are much larger than mice" was just repeated so many times, that I was facetiously repeating the question trying to make someone say it again.

      Bwahahahaha. Success.

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  91. Low voltage wireing by justgosh · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, in most places, low voltage does not require installation in conduit. This however does not mean you shouldn't. There are a few ways to save money installing conduit, but the short answer to your question is steel and mule tape. 1/2" - 3/4" for horizontal fiber and 3" for vertical.

  92. Obvious by gparent · · Score: 1

    Landmines.

  93. The Wi-fi Consortium is behind this by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 1

    The shameless wireless lobby has stooped to an all-time low.

    How much longer must we face tyranny and unjust prosecution in this, the Obama era?

    -A.Rat

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  94. Rats can chew through concrete, go steel by charnov · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Rats can go right through concrete.

    You should look at ruggedized stainless steel fiber for you expensive short haul fiber and maybe switch to air gap laser or MMDS wireless for long haul or switch it around.

    Both of those are rat proof. check it out http://www.timbercon.com/SS-Cables/index.html

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    1. Re:Rats can chew through concrete, go steel by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Wow. Problem solved! Someone close the comments :)

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  95. Why a cat? Think SNAKE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Snakes are much more efficient predators, don't jump up on keyboards, don't shed fur, don't provoke allergies, don't need a litterbox, don't leave their kill for their master to find and don't demand attention. Of course, too many people are absurdly scared of the legless reptiles, but then they won't go into the server room and bug you either so even that downside is an upside.

    The only real downside is that snakes don't purr.

  96. A logical approach? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Rats will squeeze through most any opening. Physical barriers are almost pointless.

    And they gnaw constantly, as their teeth grow constantly as well.

    If you are located in the North, they may have moved indoors. Driving them out into the frozen wastes will be difficult, as they aren't that stupid.

    Steel wool is an excellent deterrent, it drives them C-R-A-Z-Y when it gets in their teeth. Eliminating the food supply is paramount, but usually the most difficult thing. Poison is as good a solution as anything.

    Traps should be kill traps, but the bait is important. Does peanut butter work for rats as well as it does for red squirrels? Set the traps along walls, near potential openings, places where people are not during off hours. Service them regularly. I don't think rats mind seeing their friends dead in traps, they just learn from the experience. Red squirrels, OTOH, move pretty quickly when they see dead ones.

    If you decide to get an active deterrent, dogs are the best, but no one breeds hunting Rat Terriers anymore. Shame, they are really good.

    Ultimately, though, unless you remove the food supply, you will probably lose. The rats are really good.

    If only you could let a snake loose in there... You could sell tickets. :)

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  98. Consolidating the Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't have that problem here in the US. That's because we consolidate all our thieves in a small square district sandwiched between Virginia and Maryland. Unfortunately, that causes other problems.

  99. Electronic rat zappers and strobes by AaronW · · Score: 1

    I've had success with an electronic rat zapper in my attic. You want to use peanut butter and not cheese, though. I don't like the sticky traps. For one they tend to leave a big mess, and two I've watched rats escape from them. The problem with live traps is that once a rat has been caught by one it likely won't be caught a second time.

    I'm getting tired of always having to go up there and check it, though, so I'm investigating getting something like this. I just wish they were not so expensive. The cheaper ones I've seen have a limited bulb life though.

    The ultrasonic repellant devices don't work very well since the rats acclimate after several days and ignore them.

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  100. Live traps by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2, Informative

    And glue traps are incredibly cruel; other killing traps almost as much so. Live-trap them and drive them (a few miles or more) to someplace green without buildings around, make them work for a living.

    I tried using a live trap for rats. Out of a dozen or so, I only managed to snag 2. I reluctantly ended up having to use the crush-their-skulls version for the rest. It's bad enough when the trap kills them. It's really gruesome when it only partly kills them and I have to finish the job.

  101. Rat Zapper and Bitter Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two products I've had great results with:
    Rat Zapper http://ratzapper.com/
    and if you go to your local pet store they'll have Bitter Apple, you might try spraying this on your cables.

  102. Phostoxin (aka. Aluminum Phosphide) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Phostoxin will definitely kill your rats. Though I doubt your average pest control would have access to it, since it is quite deadly.

  103. WD-40 to the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WD-40

    Spray WD-40 into absorbent rag. Rub rag on cable sheath.

    Vermin do not seem to think of WD-40 as an appropriate condiment on PVC.

    If you can't get to the cable, however, you are horked; you should have followed correct practices and placed your cables in conduit or innerduct. ...and that's why you don't go for the cheapest cabling company or DIY.

  104. rats want food by doti · · Score: 1

    Stop eating pizza in the server room.

    Seriously, if they come, that's because they're finding food there. Keep it clean, and maybe they'll go away.

    They also like the dark, so keeping the lights on can help. Search where they may be nesting.

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  105. Rat Stew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    better yet... you could try and find a recipe for rat stew.... yum! yum!

    If you cannot find one... you can always ask the director of Demolition Man for their recipe.

  106. Re: Send in teH baErz by Squeeonline · · Score: 1

    Q. But what can we do to get rid of the cats when they overrun the 'campus?

    A. We'll throw in a dog to chase them out

    Q. But what about when the dog gets comfy behind the computers and gets fed by all the public, how will you get rid of him and the doggy friends that will follow?

    A. Easy! We'll send in a bear to scare off the dogs.

    Q. oookkkkaaayyy, but what about the bears?

    A. Oh thats the real beauty of the plan. We invite hunters in to track and kill the bear. This also attracts customers! Win win.

  107. piss by einer · · Score: 1

    You want big cat piss. This is the best deterrent I've found. It smells really bad though. Trade-offs. Effective, inexpensive, no-smell. Pick any two.

  108. A lot of the suggestions here won't work. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have/had a similar set of problems.
    1. I've owned pet rats and know what they can eat.
    2. I currently own house rabbits.
    3. I have a recurring mouse problem.

    So lemme sum up. A rabbit can eat through a 14 gauge stranded copper cord of the sort you'd use for your refrigerator. Guess how I figured that out? Since it's starting at one side it doesn't ever cross both the live and neutral, so it doesn't get electrocuted. It can eat every cord off the back of a computer in under three minutes. Guess how I figured that out? A rat doesn't have quite the toothy abilities of a rabbit but it's fairly close. They can certainly cut through thin copper.
    Neither the rabbits nor the rats -- nor my dog -- have been bothered by sprays intended to keep animals from digging/chewing on things. The super hot pepper-derived stuff stopped the rabbits but not the rats, and my dog loves the stuff. The sour/bitter stuff didn't slow any of them down even slightly.
    Plastic split conduit doesn't even slow them down. Even when soaked in bitter or hot do-not-chew stuff.
    Rats can chew through the side of a lead pipe and crawl through a hole the size of a US quarter. I don't have evidence that they can chew through copper pipe but I wouldn't be surprised.
    Reducing food doesn't work. Once they're established, you can't keep the place clean enough. I have no idea how wild mice manage to find nutrition but they do. We keep all our food in sealed containers and vacuum and roomba every other day, and neither the dog nor the sometimes cat deter the mice in the slightest. The mice do, however, drive the dog and the cat completely insane, so if you want to have your predator madly clawing at the wall where it can either hear or smell a mouse, go for it. Both dogs and clawed cats can dig through standard drywall, and then you have a repair to do. (and they remember it and keep trying. Pitbulls are very, very retentive dogs and she'll dig through 12mm thick plywood to get to where she remembers a mouse or rat or squirrel to have hidden, once, six months ago.)

    hate to say it but d-con and other awful poisons are probably the best way to go, as far as eradication, and flexible conduit to protect the lines you can't easily replace.

    As I said elsewhere, glue traps are probably more evil than poison, and oftentimes live traps are as well, because you don't check them often enough and the animal dies of dehydration. And if you're really lucky the animal will manage to drag the glue trap into a place you can't get to and if you're young and still have good ears you can hear its little high-pitched screams for a couple days before it does die.

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    1. Re:A lot of the suggestions here won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also have two house rabbits and I feel your pain. We've gone to great lengths to run cables in places the rabbits can't get to, or when unavoidable running the cords through flexible plastic hosing that's too large for the rabbits to chew through.

    2. Re:A lot of the suggestions here won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've also had rabbits, and I have a Degu (check wikipedia... that damned thing will eat *anything* it fancies).

      They both chew cables. Rabbits like cables more. The degu loves bamboo - go figure. He's right the bitter spray stuff.. they don't care at all. But you will, because you'll touch the cable later and touch your fingers to your mouth at some point during the day and thing "damn what is that foul taste!?" The plastic split conduit does work - not so much because they *couldn't* eat through it, but it seems to remove their desire to do so - and it will take them a little longer to do so, so you can see them and shoo them away before the cable is snipped in a tenth of a second as would otherwise happen.

  109. Re:KILL KILL KILL by doti · · Score: 1

    A cat is not going to work. A cat will, at best, catch a few, but a cat does it one at a time. Your goal should not be to keep the population low, but to destroy all the rats.

    His goal is not to exterminate all rats, but to keep them away. A cat will work, because it does not need to catch them all. The cat will scare them, and keep them away.

    The problem with the cat, as I see, is it's hair clogging the fans.

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  110. Tasty cables by AlHunt · · Score: 1

    You shouldn't have such tasty cables ...

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  111. Figure out how they are getting in by neile · · Score: 1

    When you called in the exterminator did they do a full survey of your facility to look for avenues of entry for the little guys? We had some mice in the wall between our garage and the inside of our house and the exterminator spent about two hours going around the entire perimiter and crawlspace looking for gaps they could get in. If you just keep catching and killing them you just get rid of the current ones but new ones will continually gain entry.

    Find out how they are getting in. Block those entries with proper stuff (not foam, they'll chew through it, but solid wire mesh or drywall). Get rid of potential food sources. Then kill off the ones inside.

    Neil

  112. You can't by geekoid · · Score: 1

    get them out of your server room.

    The entire building must be dealt with by a serious extermination team.
    Remove all food.
    Plug holes.
    Trap heavier.
    Trap the outside of the building.
    ETC...

    Constant vigilance and you can get rid of them in 3-5 years.

    Keep your cables out of edges and corners.

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  113. Too much information!!!!!!!! by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Ouch!

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  114. Metal Conduit over expensive/important links... by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

    To be honest with you, that is your best defense. Electrical conduit is not that expensive and certainly cheaper than an outage from a cable being chewed into... You can get 100 feet of 1/2 inch for about $70...

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  115. RatBGone DIY How To by flyneye · · Score: 1

    So, you have Rats.
              For mice you get a cat. I am a longtime Siamese owner and while a large Tom could battle a full size rat, kitty could come out harmed with more rats to battle.
              Rattus Norvegicus are smart and will doubleteam a cat if need be.
              Get a dog suited to the job, if you're up to it. Rat or Fox terrier, Jack Russells would gladly stand up for the challenge.Several other terriers up to pit bull would work.Caution: Having a domestic animal as pet or beast of burden is a responsibility to provide PROPER care and love meaning ,attention, exercise, (especially the terrier breeds) and decent food (not cheap or generic kibbles, or you will clean up loads of big fluffy poo and rover gets plugged arteries and fat.).
                If you don't want the responsibility of caring for these animals at this point, there's another solution.
              Buy a small generic jar of chunky peanut butter, (botulism could only help our cause)and a small box of glaziers points at your local hardware store. In a throw away mixing bowl or whatever, blend the two ingredients till homogenous, add the most toxic crap you have laying around. If the mixture thins, thicken it again with crackers or bread.
    Scoop out in cookie size dobs with something you can discard afterward and place onto old plastic or metal lids. Stuff their old entry points with rough steel wool, place your DIY Deathburgers at likely points of congregation and wait. For Bobs sake don't have any domestic animals anywhere near.Be sure to recheck all the bait and pick up the carcasses before they start to rot. Use pliers and deposit Mickey in a garbage bag for whatever ritual you perform later.
          Rest assured they will die painfully and just long and loud enough to let you know how hot hell is in their afterlife.
            No activists were harmed in the writing of this how to. Any complaints can be forwarded to Santa Claus at the north pole. Active activists can hurry and catch the poor rat and send it to Santa Claus at the north pole. Any Exterminator industry revenues lost over the writing of this howto can be mailed to me in u.s. dollars.Do not bend fold spindle or mutilate and recycle if you feel like it.

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  116. Bitrex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could try spraying the cables with a bitrex solution. It's an idea I've had in the past but I have never tried it.

  117. If we put our taste buds to it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could eat the rats. If we put our minds to it, we can eat anything into extinction.

    1. Re:If we put our taste buds to it... by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      I suggest we try to convince orientals that rats are an aphrodisiac. It worked for tigers and rhinos!

  118. Just make sure they are real CAT 5 cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real CAT 5 cables are cat scented to keep the rats away.

  119. Nuke em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just simply drop a nuke on them. I grantee that all the rats are gone in an instance..

  120. Ultimate Pest Vaccoom Cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to get serious and set up the ultimate rat (bat, cat, ..., cow) vacuum cleaner.

    http://www.oregonreptileman.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/anaconda.jpg

  121. Rabbits by Kenshin · · Score: 1

    Did you manage to get the rabbits to stop chewing on cables?

    My girlfriend has a rabbit that she's not very good at supervising. It's already severed a bunch of cables, and all the rest are all patched with electrical tape. It even chewed into the fridge power cord once, resulting in a loud bang... and completely unscathed rabbit.

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    1. Re:Rabbits by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Funny

      May I recommend rabbit stew? It will serve two purposes. One, the rabbit will no longer chew through cables. Two, it is a very tasty dinner. Although if your girlfriend finds out, you will probably need to find a replacement (for the girlfriend, not the rabbit).

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    2. Re:Rabbits by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the lag: vacation.
      We never got the rabbits to stop chewing on cables.
      So to prevent dead refrigerators or computers, we used:
      close supervision
      lifting all the power cords up over a foot off the floor
      running anything critical in flexible metal conduit.
      And of those, I'd say only the last one was truly effective. With two rabbits, you just can't do effective supervision, realistically speaking, and even though mine are really tiny rabbits, like a kilo a piece, they can still stand up a lot taller than you'd expect to get to stuff they want to eat.

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  122. Sentry Gun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm suprised no one's suggested hacking together an sentry gun of some kind...

    You could put turrets in for every fifty yards of cable... Create a DMZ around the conduits.

    That would be a real self-defending network.

    Disclaimer: This is not a serious suggestion.

    Anyway, aside from the good recommendations, that have already been made, I would add one more...

    Design your network for easy maintenance so when you do lose a fiber, you can replace it easily.

    Also, use a self-healing LAN topology so you have time to repair it.

    Keeping the rats away is nice, but being able to tolerate the damage they cause is far more practical.

    Poisoning the cable isn't going to be quick enough to prevent the damage.

    GrpA

  123. as Ripley would say... by WoodsDweller · · Score: 2, Funny

    Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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  124. old fashioned and reliable by lophophore · · Score: 1

    This is a place for good old fashioned Victor Rat Traps. From your favorite home center. These are the 4"x8" oversized wooden mousetraps. Bait some of them with peanut butter and some others with bacon, hard salami or slim-jim. Be real careful setting them, because they can break your fingers. My advice is to start with at least a dozen traps (they are cheap)... If you can screw the traps down, so much the better. Use gloves when disposing of the dead rats.

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  125. Rat-proof cable. by Animats · · Score: 1

    First, you need competent pest control.

    Second, cable-chewing is a problem solved long ago by Western Electric, back when they made the cable for the Bell System. Find a telco outside plant person and get their advice. For indoor use, there is rat-proof LAN cable.

  126. The best option by sam0vi · · Score: 1

    There's a little trick (though a little dirty) that has always worked and will always work. Ready? Wherever it is you dont want rats to be around, just leave a dead rat corpse in the vicinity and they wont even get even close to that place (ask a professional if you dont believe me). rats have a natural instinct that drives them away from other rats' corpses, due to the possibility that whatever killed that rat will likely kill them too. It can be nasty and smelly, but it's 100% effective (ask your exterminator). good luck!

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  127. AI by peas_n_carrots · · Score: 1

    The most elaborate tech in the world won't beat a good ol' cat at eradicating vermin with precision. The AI, software, sensors and mechanical parts just aren't up to snuff. Cats are pretty self-reliant, sure you've got to take some care of them but in the end you'll spend alot less with the cat and have a cute work companion.

  128. Run the cables through steel conduit by wtansill · · Score: 1

    Get large bore conduits like the stuff used for electrical wiring. Run the fiber through that. That should at least slow them down a bit, yes?

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  129. Don't use a shotgun - seriously! by buss_error · · Score: 5, Funny

    Had a customer with a motorcycle shop that had a rat problem. His dog (Jack Russel) went nuts one day, and the owner pulled out a sawed off shotgun and promptly put a hole through the wall.

    Exit one rat, four servers, a 440 volt three phase power line, air conditioning condenser, and five twinax runs. Add to damages the vet bill (pellets hit the dog), the doctor bill (pellets hit the owner), and my added expense to replace the servers, bring them from cold to hot, re-running the twin-ax cables, and the $5,000.00 USD (and this was back 15 years or so ago, call it about 8,000 USD today) for, and I quote:

    "Extraordinary charge recovery for work location
    in a free fire zone without body armor or hearing
    protection".

    He paid it.

    The rat? We buried it without honors or marking it's grave.

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  130. Steel Wool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrap the cables in steel wool. It hurts their teeth and they won't chew through it. I've seen it used in businesses to block up their holes.

  131. Inventive Neighbor Zaps the Lawn Rats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Necessity is the fruit of invention"

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/98272227_4f6f848bd4.jpg

  132. Velociraptors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, atleast I never saw any rats/mice in Jurrasic Park, and that was one huge picnic spot... so yeah, velociraptors is the way to go.

  133. what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    maybe you can explain, since you're championing his cause. what are you supposed to do with the steel wool???

    1. Re:what by alecwood · · Score: 1

      You plug the entry points the vermin are using. For some reason they dislike the feel of the stuff and shy away from it.

      It's effective when you're running cables in closed ducts, but in my experience you'll be plugging entry points forever, and always be a dozen or so holes behind the rats.

      Cut off the food supply, spend more on extermination, these are the only long term effective solutions

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    2. Re:what by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Stuff it in whatever hole the vermin are using to get in. Mice and rats can usually get through any hole their heads will fit through. If not, rats will just chew the hole bigger. ("If they don't chew, their teeth will grow through their brains." "How very incisive!") The steel (or copper) wool is unpleasant for them to chew on, so they go someplace else.

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    3. Re:what by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it seriously messes up their insides when they chew it. Similar to using egg-shells to protect your garden from slugs, it tears up their bellies.

    4. Re:what by bromodrosis · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The real solution is to buy some peanut butter (which they love) and make a big ball of peanutbutter and steel wool. Leave it wherever and let them eat it and they'll die. Which will solve most of the problem. Getting rid of the food source will fix all the problem, though. Rats are lazy and don't venture far from their nests for food. No food = no rats.

  134. For backbone trunks.... by Above · · Score: 1

    For backbone trunks buy direct burial cable.

    Direct burial cable is armored, that is surrounded by metal. This makes it less interesting to eat.

    If they do eat it, under the first layer or two is a rather gross snot like substance. Depending on who you ask it is to keep water out, or there because rodents hate to eat it, or both.

  135. Rat Traps w/ PB by link7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wouldn't use rat poison unless you can get to the areas where they're gonna die, which won't be right next to the poison due to the time delay effect. Use rat traps with peanut butter. You might need a lot but it's pretty effective. That's what the CDC recommends. If you've ever smelled a dead rat you would understand why you wouldn't want one dead in a wall stinking the place up for weeks.

  136. Electric traps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having tried all sorts of glue traps and snap traps and not wanting to use poisons (dogs and kids) I went to electric traps.

    We have a home on the edge of rural areas and had a moderate to severe rat infestation.

    After a 24 hour bait it and don't set it period (they checked it out and cleaned out all the peanut butter) I re-baited it and set it (turned it on). Over the next 48 hours I had to get out the gloves and disposal bags 8 times (see Hanta references above). Over the next few weeks the frequency of reset dropped steadily and finally we did not see any evidence for months (the following spring).

    I have to get the traps out and refresh the batteries about twice a year now, but the traps are clean, quick and a far as something that kills something can be, it's humane. Of course I still don't chase the tom that has made our front yard his hunting ground out of the yard at night (during the day he hunts finches and I do chase him out).

  137. Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once put a rat trap in a wiring cabinet that was connected to other buildings by 4" EMT [read: rat freeways].

    I forgot about the rat trap for a month or three. Care to guess what happened?

    I also once put a rat trap near where a rat had already destroyed a 50' VGA cable and a 50' 1/8" audio cable to a projector. I accidentally closed the trap on my hand. It hurt only momentarily, and no injuries. :-/

  138. Mongooses (Mongeese?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  139. Are you suggesting? by gillbates · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Getting a cat to protect your Cat5 cable?

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    1. Re:Are you suggesting? by blueturffan · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who had a cat named "Five" back in the early 90's. Five died a few years back, and I don't think he's upgraded yet.

  140. 14 mice later... by somesysadmin · · Score: 2, Informative

    We killed 14 of the mice. The mice under our subfloor that went to two different fiber optic wire distribution boxes (FDBs) in separate rooms separated by a drywall sub-wall. These mice would chew through a specific wire in each of our two FDBs. Some theorized they were attracted to the light in the bent fiber, some theorized that perhaps the tech that terminated the cables with SC connectors may have eaten something and the scent attracted the rodents. Much cayenne pepper, many mouse traps and persistence stopped the mice finally.

  141. Aluminum Foil is the best deterrent by jh5p · · Score: 1

    Any chewing varmints don't like aluminum foil and will avoid it. Since foil comes in long lengths, its also easy to roll out a few boxes over the cables and crumple it around them.

  142. As someone who has dealt with this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reply is going to get lost in this mess, but...

    Find the holes and seal them up. Use the canned, expanding foam insulation. Get .25" x .25" wire mesh from your local farm supply store and heavy duty staples and cover up any and all holes into the place.

    Screw the exterminators, they don't know what they are doing. I know it's their profession, but as someone who has not only seen them at other businesses not doing what they've been paid to do but also as someone who has paid them to clear out rats, they just don't go above and beyond.

    Set out traps yourself, live or big rat traps. Live traps are harder because you have to get the rats use to them. So set them out for 2 weeks with bait/food, but don't set the traps.

    For the bait, use a mixture of peanut butter, strawberry or blueberry jam/jelly and some meat, like beef jerky, grind or mix that all up and put that on the traps.

    bye bye rats.

    Most importantly you need to seal those holes up, otherwise they'll keep coming back.

  143. Add to the above advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you understand the rat, and most animals, you end up with the solution at the end of my reply.

    See, the sheathing on most cables and even PVC office runs have as a component the same chemical that is famous for killing pets when they drink automotive coolant. No, even in an auto dealer, don't use coolant to kill pests, keep reading.

    The steel wool and foam are good ideas, but the scent of the vinyl is irresistable.

    One item that rats find more irresistable than the vinyl, is peanut butter. Yes, here, you can even use salmonella afflicted peanut butter. put a spoonful on your glue traps, and the rat will find them more attractive than the cables are.

    I have run into one situation where a pregnant starving massive mother rat was trying to build a nest out of the rain and was bigger than the glue trap...but she didn't even leave footprints behind or try the trap bait until we added peanut butter. Then we discovered how much bigger the problem was (by the footprints and left-behind fur) than we had thought!

    It's not a better mousetrap, but it is better mouse bait.

  144. Get a terrier - they're good ratters by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cats are lazy. If they're not hungry, they won't chase a rat. A *dog*, on the other hand, will chase a rat, a mouse, a cat, a squirrel, a skunk, a car ...

    1. Re:Get a terrier - they're good ratters by chamont · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Get a terrier - they're good ratters by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Dogs are much cooler than cats anyway. They don't always make good mousers though. Depends on the breed. We had a dachshund growing up that was a better mouser than any cat -- but our border collie wouldn't even bother to chase them.

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    3. Re:Get a terrier - they're good ratters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not surprising, since dachshunds are bred to go into burrows, kill what they find and bring it back out, which explains the short legs and long, narrow body. Border collies, on the other hand, are only interested in herding.

      captcha: scabrous

  145. Re: Mike Rowe by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    Anybody know if he's the same Mike Rowe from Mike Rowe Soft??

  146. Laboratory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At my place of work, a University, we kill hundreds of rats and mice each day in the name of scientific research. Maybe you just have the wrong neighbors?

  147. Re:Electronic rat zappers and rat tale by paulj1x · · Score: 1

    Solution to your problem, remote indicator for the Rat Zapper: http://ratzapper.com/rat-tale.cfm I too have used the Rat Zapper and it is the second most effective way of getting rid of rats I've come across.

  148. Re:Three options Make it a SHOCKING exper by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Funny

    ience.

    Use *ELECTRIFIED* steel wool. Better yet, use electrified, salted copper wool. It'll give them the whoolies when they become part victims in as(sau)lt and battery. All the following rats will hopefully learn to go away because they'll be inextricably charged in current events...

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  149. Conduit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just run your cabling through conduit and be done with it?

  150. Make the Cable Bitter! by OOPeepingtom · · Score: 1

    Use a bitterant agent like Bittrex, the rats will be repelled at the first taste. They might even learn from the experience!

  151. Better living through chemistry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rats are badasses, sure, so are agents, but they both have the same flaw: they think it's air they're breathing now. Fill the room with a Nitrogen/Argon mix and I guarentee the rat problem will stop _completely_ within miniutes. Your server room will also end up fireproof as a bonus.

    Your office too eh? That might be... tricky... but I'm sure you're find a way, they make computer guys resourcefull for a reason.

  152. Re:Three options... Floss of Steel! by davidsyes · · Score: 5, Funny

    I say, set up some tripwires for the rats. Bait them with Ratkensteins, or Frankenrats and treats to eat.

    When they are scurrying about in the dark, on the wire-mesh-gridded floor, one or more of them trigger/s the 25 or so hidden Tesla coils that pop up like Bouncing Betty grenades. Only, these go vertical with wires, and with dart tips, they affix to the ceiling, as zapping and humming set off a cascade of:

    Sqweee-squeee-squee squee, Sqweee-squeee-squee squee (multiplied by how many are getting the charge of their lives)

    And, the problem is solved (nightly) with a

    ratta-tat-tat.

    Of course, mind your voltage, amperage, and other effects, or you'll have body parts stuck on the walls, racks, chairs, and lights. Talk about turning IT/server room into a chamber of horrors.

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  153. Re:Three options... Floss of Steel! by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget to have plenty of Lysol on hand, because with all that arcing and sparking there will be a lot of hissin' and pissin'..

    But, a cleaner way to deal with this is to hook up a bunch of Habitrails to the rooms. When the trap doors close, gas their asses, or, if you run electrified wires all inside the tubes, you can you can shock them into the age of the Intertubes, and transmit their doomed souls into the ether, semi-wirelessly. The ones caught 7 feet off the floor will be in nose-bleed city, with a spectacular view, bright lights, and euphoric gas before meeting doom.

    Be sure to hook up a flushing system, and be sure your doper friends don't see this as a hyooge fuqin hooka system.

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  154. Cats also like cables by funkdancer · · Score: 1

    ... especially expensive headphone and laptop charger ones.

    Just FYI, and from my experience with my two Burmese. Their apettite has fortunately waned somewhat now that they're a bit older (3y/o).

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    1. Re:Cats also like cables by fraxinus-tree · · Score: 1

      +1, young ones really do.

  155. Protecting your cables by anthw27 · · Score: 1

    There is only one way I know of to stop the damage. A physical barrier such as conduit or ducting. Its the best way to ensure cable integrity.

  156. Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Remove the insulation.

  157. With a resturant across the street...rats... by zullnero · · Score: 1

    I live in an old remodeled Victorian house across the street from a restaurant, and my solution has been to:

    1. Cover all holes with industrial strength plastic outlet plates with steel wool + Great Stuff (expanding foam), and silicone caulk behind the plates,

    2. Place chunks of thick layered plywood with fine wire mesh nailed onto the bottom under appliances, and

    3. I have a Shiba Inu (dog) that kills any rat that dares find another way into this house and come out in the open in minutes. I raised my Shiba around technical appliances, so he knows enough not to chew on cables. Much harder to teach a cat not to do that.

    1. Re:With a resturant across the street...rats... by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      My shiba inu goes nuts for small rodents, lizards, etc.. he's an apartment dog, and has lived in apartments since 4 months old, but damn is he ever a hunter when we go out into the grass.

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  158. Re: Flex Conduit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..and with flex, you can probably save $$$ by finding miles of the stuff for free in demolition containers.

    Just walk down the back alleys of proverbial "Main Street".. in both good and bad economic times, you're likely to find plenty of flex ripped out of false ceilings.

    Just get some friends together to help you straighten out the old flex, and yank out the thick ac wires inside, and re-route your copper or fiber network cables through that instead.

    If you decide to go with a cat, just make sure it's not a male in heat, or it'll 'spray' all your network connectors.. I've seen cat pee mess up phone and ethernet jacks.. turns the metal in the connectors green, messing up the electrical characteristics in a bad way.. and stinks for years, and doesn't wash off easily, even from metal and plastic.

  159. brains on the stove by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll come in and protect your sacred fiber... I waited for 3 days and nights to kill an elusive mouse...all the traps i put out.. probably 3 dozen in various types... the high powered pellet went through his head.. and my problem was solved.

  160. Juicyfruit Gum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They LOVE it, They can't digest it, and they die.

  161. fourth option by Hojima · · Score: 0

    There is another choice besides steel wool. I'll explain it under-pants gnome style:

    1) make an elaborate tower of desecrated rat corpses
    2) ???
    3) net profit

  162. If I reads this correctly... by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    You considered battling mice with a cat in a server room? And this cat will be chasing and killing amongst all this equipment?

    I would hazard a guess you're not a cat owner.

    The unfortunate claws in that plan:
    1 - If it is a old cat it will sit, watch the mice and drool.
    2 - If it is a kitten/younger cat it will do bad job of killing mice, a fantastic job of smearing dismembered ones all over your office and likely be shredding your cables and rearranging your paperwork itself.
    3 - If it is an adult cat, it will alternate between watching and occasionally chasing, killing, and have the body weight to pull out and subsequently tangle cables it encounters. You'll be investigating a site-wide outage at 4am, get into the server room and find the cat fast a sleep in a birds nest of CAT6.

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  163. Cable Insulation contains dextrose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Often cable insulation contains dextrose, so the vermin is attract by it...

  164. Moth Balls by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    Moth balls will keep most vermin away from an area for a couple of months or until the dissolve.

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  165. One word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mutagen.

    Ninja rats are very loyal and caring.

  166. There is Another by ubergeek2009 · · Score: 1

    Why not just use metal sheath for the cables. I know they do it for power cables in homes, so why not for data cables in server rooms.

  167. No Cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What ever you do. Do not get a cat named Sylvester!

  168. pepper? by Phaedrus_100 · · Score: 0

    I am an IT guy that previously was an Orkin pest control tech. Mice and other rodents will chew anything. The best way of getting rid of them is to cut of their food supply. Poison traps everywhere. Block access and egress with the proper copper wool/steel wool. (they don't like biting it anymore than you would) That expanding foam stuff works good for outside walls because they are feeling around for warm drafts when they are outside. Mechanical multi-catch traps can work awesome if well placed. I know that years ago they were looking to make wire insulation containing hot chili pepper/capsicum oil and had great success. I always wanted to try it but never had a chance. Run your cables through a chili pepper bath when installing maybe? Rodents don't see very well at all so use that to your advantage, like placing traps along walls. Traps in the middle of a room hardly ever work. Glue traps are usually used as a monitoring station for insects not for trapping mice. Those ultra sonic devices are just a scam as far as I know. Hope this helps.

  169. Armored Cables by anexkahn · · Score: 1

    You could get the Steel reinforced cables...it is made to deal with things like rodents: http://www.hubersuhner.com/mozilla/products/hs-p-fo/hs-p-fo-cab/hs-p-fo-cab-out/hs-p-fo-cab-out-steel

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  170. Instant Mashed Potatoes by kickassweb · · Score: 1

    Invest in a few cases. Put piles out every night for a week or two in places where you know the rats will move through. Rats eat the dehydrated potatoes. Potatoes hit moist rat stomache and expand. Rat Explodes. End of Rat. Then you just have to follow the smell to clean up the mess.

    We used to do this in the horse barn. Cats don't like instant mashed potatoes, though you will have to put them in a place inaccessible to dogs. And dehydrated potatoes aren't poisons in the traditional sense, won't pollute the groundwater or foul anything else up.

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  171. Riddex Plus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We use this in the office, it really works:

    http://www.clearpointdirect.com/proddetail.php?prod=2022000000

  172. Re: They crawl into steel electrical boxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then eat the insulation to build a nest then one day ZZZZZZZ either a flame or a trouble call LOL.

  173. Equal mixture of flour + concrete powder by rochlerm · · Score: 1

    I suggest two saucers. One with an equal mixture of flour and concrete powder; add a little flavouring like onion powder if you like. The other should be nearby with some fresh water. Hopefully this wouldn't appeal to dogs, cats and children that might be wandering around...

  174. STAINLESS STEEL BRAIDED SLEEVE by scorp1us · · Score: 1
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  175. Dryer sheets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dryer sheets, American brand name "Bounce", etc. supposedly keep rats away.

  176. Tobasco by sjames · · Score: 1

    I had a problem with squirrels chewing through my Christmas lights until I smeared the wires with Tobasco sauce. I can't swear it'll work on rats but it's probably worth a try.

  177. Capsaicin does not forgive by mpgalvin · · Score: 2, Funny

    and the next time a cable tech rubs his brow...

    "OH GAWD MY EYE"

  178. been there done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had and solved this problem.

    1st rats don't like well lit areas. If the roof space and server room is well lit (no dark corners ear walls) at all times, no rats will visit.

    2nd pvc pipe around the cable as it passes through walls.

    the heat, and smells emanating from the server room will attract vermin, both of these radiate through the holes where the cables pass. The vermin will chew the cables to widen the hole...
    So add a big hole near the cables that is more attractive...

    3rd cats are effective for mice not rats, cats are "mousers".

    Terriers (the dogs) are ratters, goggle "ratters"
    they are proven controllers of rats, cats and snakes just don't consume enough meet to be effective.

  179. Check out the latest Norscan Report by skalynuk · · Score: 2, Informative

    The latest Norscan Report has an article with some useful information.

    "Problematic Pests: Protecting Your Cables":

    http://www.norscan.com/PDF/0901news.pdf

  180. Re: Rats and mice don't eat cables by Talkischeap · · Score: 1

    "Rats and mice don't eat cables"

    I'm a retired electrical contractor, and if what you say is true, how does that explain the several times over the decades that I've seen 10 or 12 gauge romex wire chewed completely through by a rat (from the look of it's droppings).

    All the "shavings" of insulation were in the wall space below where they fell haphazardly, and certainly not used for nesting material.

    The really odd thing about these cases was that only the neutral conductor was chewed through, the ground and hot wire was left untouched.

    Anyhow, I'll have to respectfully disagree with you on this one due to my first hand experience/evidence.

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  181. Wash those Hands! by Talkischeap · · Score: 1

    "... and tend to eat whatever they smell other rats are eating".

    So make sure to wash your hands after eating anything, and before handling anything you don't want to be chewed on.

    I had a bunch of "stuff" in storage that kept getting chewed on by mice, and the damage was always small and random and it appeared that it was malicious behavior on the rodents part.

    Not that I thought it was true, but I couldn't figure out why it wasn't actually eating anything, or at least taking it away for a nest.

    It seemed totally random or so I thought at first, but observing the pattern of damage over the months (I won't use poisons), I figured out it was chewing everyplace my hands had held the object.

    That's when I had the epiphany...

    Almost every time I went to storage I had been eating food out of hand shortly before, and then not washing my hands afterward.

    The big DOH! appeared and it was painfully obvious that the rodents were smelling good food, but after sampling some they realized it was a ruse, so to speak, and moved on to the next good smell to sample.

    Wash your hands before handling anything you don't want a rodent to sample, and ruin.

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  182. conduit by madcat2c · · Score: 1

    Run conduit for critical links.

  183. ferrets by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

    Worked better than cats for me. The rodents could smell them and they went elsewhere.

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  184. A fourth option by Asdanf · · Score: 1

    Bobcat urine.

    Seriously. You can buy it online.

    Rodents smell it and decide that they'd rather be anywhere but there.

  185. Just get wifi. by john.picard · · Score: 1

    How to keep rats from eating your cables? Oh, I don't know, maybe you should consider cleaning your house once a decade or so? All those bent mostly-empty cans of beer, half-empty bags of Cheetos, some stale popcorn here and there on the floor, the sticky residue of the coke that someone spilled a while back, the trash that hasn't been taken out since about March, the turds your dog left in all kinds of places that haven't been cleaned up, and all the other things that need your attention... well, I think they MIGHT have something to do with the rats that are eating your cables.

    Or just get wifi and be done with cables altogether.

  186. construction foam by Max_W · · Score: 1

    Fix with a construction foam all holes where a rat may get through. A general rule is if one can put a finger through a hole - a rat can get through. One may put a part of a stainless steel scrub for washing dishes into a hole before filling it with a foam.

  187. Move to Alberta by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    We don't have rats. Simple solution.

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    1. Re:Move to Alberta by gordguide · · Score: 1

      "Move To Alberta. We don't have Rats".

      Alberta has rats but contains the threat with an active anti-rat policy and full-time rat control officers. The province spends roughly a half million dollars each year on it's active Rat Control program. It helps that it's illegal to own rats as pets, to possess rats for research without a permit, or to fail to kill any rat any citizen of Alberta comes into contact with. If any company, municipality, individual or group fails to kill any and all rats they encounter, the province will do so for them, and will bill them for 100% of the costs.

      The rat control policy began more than 50 years ago and it's true that without it, and without the rat control policy of neighboring Saskatchewan, who trained the Alberta rat control officers and the Alberta Department of Health personnel in 1950, Alberta would have the same rat problem as most North American jurisdictions do.

      Alberta's rat control problem takes advantage of natural geographic barriers; the active rat control program area is only roughly 15 x 300 miles along 1/3 of just one of the four borders.

      The program was initiated the moment the natural migration of Norway Rats (15 miles per year) from Eastern Canadian ports arrived at the Eastern border of Alberta in 1950. Had there been any delay, the problem would be unmanageable today. Were the program to extend to the entire province the "cost would be prohibitive" according to Alberta Government documents. As such, a similar program is unlikely to be useful anywhere else.

      Currently the major issue the program has is with Alberta residents themselves, whom outside of the active control zone, cannot reliably identify a rat or rat sign. As such, control officers are often called out with regard to sightings of what turn out to be muskrats, pocket gophers, Richardson ground squirrels, busy tailed wood rats, or mice, according to Alberta officials.

      Source: Rat Control in Alberta; Michael J. Dorrance; Alberta Environmental Centre; Vegreville, AB, Canada; Proceedings of the Eleventh Vertebrate Pest Conference.

  188. Armored cat5 in alaska by JungleBoy · · Score: 1

    I've installed almost a dozen solar powered network backhaul repeater sites in Alaska for research projects. Since we go in by helicopter we have a limited time and weight available to us. So we use armored cat5 instead of pulling conduit. You can get outdoor cat5e and armored fiber from blackbox.

    My grandfather worked as a launch operations engineer for an air force contractor in the 60s and 70s. They did have a "Pad Cat" living on the launch pad to control mice. He said it was the only effective thing. And yes, someone had the specific task of finding the cat and taking him into the bunk house when they cleared the pad for launches.

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  189. Did anyone mention? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    conduit.

    Simple and effective.

  190. Re: Acacia polyacantha subsp. campylacantha by Talkischeap · · Score: 1

    I'd suggest that you forgo the Acacia polyacantha subsp. campylacantha since it contains the hallucinogen Dimethyltryptamine [DMT,l].

    I'm pretty sure he doesn't want a bunch of rodents tripping their little rat minds out around the campus, eh?

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  191. Poison. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I have outside dogs so I had rats.

    I tried everything including traps.

    I put out the green box rat poison and that was it.

    I've had to do it twice in 5 years. I typically put out a box where the dogs can't get to it in the fall and replace it yearly. Most years it is partially eaten but some years nothing.

    Nothing worked except poison.

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    1. Re:Poison. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      That was a very confusing post. I'm tired.

      I've had to put out boxes on my patio twice.

      I put out a box under the hot tub steps once a year (it is warm I guess).

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  192. Ducts? by guruevi · · Score: 1

    How about using cable ducts? Could be as simple as plastic sewage tubing which you can plug up with fibre glass isolating material (rodents don't like them) and as a bonus you'll find it easier to lay down new cables

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  193. Beer by Xibby · · Score: 1

    All the funny cat videos on You Tube have yet to top the hilarity of drunken squirrels falling out of trees, missing jumps from one tree to another, or running full out across the open ground with a half eaten slice of pizza only to run face first into a brick wall. Ah campus life near the frat houses. OK it won't solve your rat problem but it could at least add some amusement. ;)

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  194. Credit card validation procedures for rats. by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

    I was trying to figure out what this had to do with keeping rats from eating data cables, then I realized, by your example, that the answer is quite simple.

    You ignore them.

  195. UltraSonic by Dodder · · Score: 1

    I had a few rats crashing at my place a couple of years ago. They got in through the dryer duct. Apparently, there was no cover on the outside. They were headed up by their indian chief "StealsMySocks". When it was all over with and I finally discovered they were coming and going through the dryer duct hole, I found over a half dozen socks stuffed in the duct hole. I had two dogs (one pit bull, one rhodesian ridgeback/lab) and I picked up a stray cat thinking she'd take care of em. I think the lab got one. The cat one or two. Pit bull nothing. There were always 3 or more running around the house. They mostly lived in my couches in my living room. Got one with the tape strips, that was gruesome, but they mostly managed to avoid them. None with the old school traps. Now one thing I noticed that no one else has mentioned is that the reason no one method works is because they generally have multiple motives for being somewhere. In my case, they never bothered with the kitchen, even though it was between the utility room and the living room where they hung out. So they weren't interested in my food. Apparently, they got plently of that on the outside. No, they were in it for the luxury accommodations. So before I went to the last resort and got an exterminator I decided to try out one of those ultrasonic emitters they claim they can't stand. Plugged it in and sure enough. Drove them right out. Never heard from them again. So depending on what they're after, ie, if it's peace and quiet, an emitter should work.

  196. Cat pee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try soaking the cables in cat urine before installing them. If you have a cat handy, bury them in the litter box for a couple days.

  197. Cat urine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't need a cat, just the cat urine. Rodents will try to leave the continent when they smell it, unless they are infected with the parasite that lives in cat poo. No cat, no cat poo, no parasite.

  198. conduit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you have exposed network cables in the first place. metal conduit isn't expensive,and it's created for precisely this purpose. of course you'll never read this because the hope of posting with anonymity died 10 years ago, and yet I still keep on trying.

  199. Re: How to keep rats from eating my cables? by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

    As another poster said, the rats are not "eating" your cables. They are chewing on them.

    Why? Because they are there and likely in the rat's way.

    Where is the rat going to? To and from his food source and his home. Also, possibly on the hunt for another rat. Rats often follow scent trails left by other rats.

    Living things need three things to survive:
    Food, water and a place to live.
    They also need to procreate but procreation is dependent on the first three.

    You can't get rid of the place to live. Rats, I hear, can chew through quarter inch steel given time. Bottom line, you are going to have a hard time keeping them out if they want in.

    So, starve em and dehydrate em.

    Assertions:
    The cat thing is not going to work for a datacenter... trust me on this one.

    Poison inside the building and traps outside along the walls will usually get those attempting to get in. Poison should be put close to any sources of water, inside the building, that cannot be done away with. Poisons, obviously, should NEVER be used where children are.

    Find the rat runs and place traps along the path. Channel the rats over the traps using obstacles. Rats can smell you on the traps so... don't be discouraged if they avoid the traps. If you have a fresh dead rat, rub the trap with the rat to get it's smell on the trap.

    Putting food in the traps merely draws more rats.

    Here's an idea to quickly catch rats that already have a beach head in your building:
    Using a large laundry bucket and a little sweet cracker. Put the sweet cracker in the bottom of the empty bucket and provide a way for them to get up to the edge of the bucket from the outside. Only the treat should be IN the bucket. Came back later and find a rat that can't jump out. Scratch one rat. Wash rinse repeat. I've never discovered a more reliable mousetrap.

    RATS!

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  200. Naphelene flakes and urinal cakes... by dov_0 · · Score: 1

    They HATE them and will get as far as they can away from those things.

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  201. cats at server room - generally a no-no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    putting cats in a server room is not a good idea, because they also have a habit to chew the cable insulation, seems some chemical attracts them.

    e.g., my former colleagues cats were attracted to mobile charger cables and especially, keyboard and mouse cables. ;)

  202. 2mm galvanised steel conduit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a UK based electrician and we have to protect mains cables from many environmental factors including fauna. The main way we achieve this is by using galvanised steel conduit with >2mm steel walls. It can be very labour intensive to install but it is just about the only thing rats can't get through.

  203. Network cables by Skevin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't get just one cat. Get more than one. Get several.

    You're right - Cat 1 and Cat 2 will probably do nothing. Most people won't even think they exist. Cat 3 will do most of the work, but won't harrass rats beyond 100 meters. Cat 4 needs motivation - give it a small token, like a ring.

    Cat 5 can be faster than Cat 3, but like Cat 3, speed and response begin to attenuate after 100 meters. They start dropping packets, which should promptly be buried in the litter box. In the event that rodents bite back, you should consider shielding Cat 5.

    Cat 6 is extremely fast with very little latency, but inflexible and difficult to work with. I use them in my fruit pantry, where rats ate "twisted pears"

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    1. Re:Network cables by Bandman · · Score: 1

      That was horrible. Just horrible.

      Thanks.

  204. Rats eating Rats by jjk3 · · Score: 1

    I have no idea if this is true, but I worked with this Russian guy who participated in the USSR invasion of Afghanistan. He had some interesting stories, but one really stuck with me.

    There was a rat problem where they were stations. To deal with this problem they would round up all the rats and put them in an empty 55-gallon steel drum and then go out on patrol for a couple of days.

    He said when they came back there would only be one rat remaining in the steel drum and all the other rats were gone, no trace of anything. They would release that rat and it would turn into a rat eating machine, which helped greatly with their rat problem.

    Like I said I have no idea if its true, he wasn't the kind of guy who you could tell you thought he was full of shit. But I always get a little creeped out when I think about these cannibalistic rats running around, like some sort of bad ass Splinter.

  205. Re:Three options... Floss of Steel! by EdIII · · Score: 2, Funny

    2 questions....

    1) What the FUCK are you smoking?

    and

    2) Can I have some?

  206. I'd worry more about the "Ragdoll" part by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'd worry more about the "Ragdoll" part in his choice of a cat. I had one.

    Ragdolls are quite aptly named. It's the Garfield species. In fact like a stoned Garfield. It's the cat which doesn't even have much of an instinct to defend itself or run away when attacked, so it's advisable to only keep it indoors. And I haven't even heard of a Ragdoll with a hunting instinct.

    Ragdolls are great if you want essentially a living teddy bear that you can hug and carry around as much as you want. (Most cats eventually get overstimulated and bugger off.) And it won't cause much chaos when you put it down and leave it unattended. In fact, it'll probably just go sleep on something soft, until it gets hungry and has to go eat.

    It doesn't even explore much. In fact, I've sometimes heard of it being recommended to people with pollen allergies, because it won't bother much with going outside and coming back with pollen in its fur, even if it can.

    It's _technically_ a cat in that it has most of the cat genes and anatomy, and meows. It's not a cat in the "miniature version of a ferocious predator" sense that most other species are.

    It's definitely _not_ the kind of cat I'd have in mind if I want something hunted. It's the kind of cat I'd have in mind if I want, well, something mellow to hug and pet.

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  207. Then just get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chuck Norris.

    : D

  208. Wait, we're still talking about killin' right? by sultanoslack · · Score: 1

    I love how in a thread about killing one sort of mammal in bulk, the discussion has turned to how it'd be inhumane to have a neglected pet.

  209. Rats are everywhere by jandersen · · Score: 1

    I have lived on a farm in England until recently, with loads of rats. In my experience poison or predators are not all that effective - rats are very clever. And it is not always possible to cut off their food supply either. What is normally possible, though, is to maintain a good standard of repair - this shouldn't be too hard for something like a serverroom.

    Of course, this depends on whether the serverroom is a heaving mess of cables or not - things like walls, floors and ceilings must be easily accessible, since it is often much easier to make repairs from inside the room. Repair all holes and cracks, and if some of them have to be there, cover them with a strong iron grille. Even rats can't seep through concrete, and they are only in a serverroom because it is easy for them get in; even though you hear they can gnaw through concrete, they only do that if there is something they are very keen on getting, and their IT needs are normally somewhat less pronounced thar ours.

  210. What you need to do is feed them, correctly by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

    Poison might be useful but here's a solution that avoids poison. Mix up trays consisting of 1/2 flour and 1/2 cement. Provide plenty of trays of water. Because as some of the posters here have indicated, you may not be able to shut off their food supply.

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    The lessons of history teach us - if they teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
  211. Actually... by Genda · · Score: 1

    Rats chew because they must. Rats belong to the order Rodentia which is derived from the Latin word "Rodere" meaning to gnaw. Their teeth grow continuously, and if they don't chew, will literally grow through their skulls and kill them. Rats will chew just about anything including lead pipes, wood, old concrete, cables and wiring, and any assortment of fabrics and animal products. Your cables are simply one more thing upon which to wear their teeth down.

    Poison are problematic, because most are based on Cyanide, Strychnine, or Heparin like substances. They are all lethal to other mammals including people, and hundreds of people get accidentally poisoned every year. Baited traps are more effective at preventing unwanted collateral damage, however, dead rodents (and their droppings, fleas and ticks) can be vectors for bacterial, rickettsial, and viral infections including Plague, Hanta Virus, and Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.

    A more effective solution includes pheromones (there're a lot of scents that terrify rodents or drive them crazy... disrupt their normal cycles, ultimately forcing them out of a place), ultrasonics (disturb them, make their little rodent lives miserable), and spraying cables and important equipment with a polymer oil, with additives that make rats incredibly unhappy, for instance Caspicum (the painfully active ingredient in chili peppers.) All of these solutions are effective (especially in combination), and because they attack rodents literally where they live (beat up those fine senses hearing, taste, and smell) they can be very specific in their targeting with little or no collateral damage. A winner no matter how you slice it.

  212. Metal Cable Conduits by Obvius · · Score: 1

    Why don't you try running the cables inside metal cable conduits? It's fairly expensive, but you can be confident no rodents will knaw through metal pipe to damage your cables.

  213. Use a RodelSonix ultrasonic mouse/rat repeller by ekrock · · Score: 1

    I cannot believe that in a community of people who love technological solutions that no one has suggested this yet. I speak from experience and have NO financial interest in RodelSonix. I do have a home with an addition (master bedroom) where the contractor didn't bother to provide a way for humans to access the attic. Naturally, rats found a way to access the attic and began waking me up like clockwork at 2 a.m. (sliiiiide ... THUNK! as they came down a vent) and 6 a.m. when they did Olympic running training. Then they came down the wall into the crawlspace. NOT GOOD! I paid an exterminator to "ratproof" my house. That worked ... for 30 days. Three more free visits didn't help. We used traps, poison ... I began de-ratting Sunnyvale one rat at a time. They kept coming like lemmings. In despair, I began to think of using an infrared night vision camera hooked to a VCR to tape my roof at night and figure out which vent they were coming through, or Delta Force-style optical scopes to go through a small hole in the corner eaves to see inside the attic, or using chlorine gas to kill them. Finally, I saw an ad for a RodelSonix ultrasonic rat repeller for $89. I figured, after six months of open war and $750, what did I have to lose? Ordered it, put it in the closet pointed at the ceiling, turned it on ... BINGO, dead silence thereafter. It was like throwing a switch! Six months later, I heard a rat again. WHAT? I checked, and discovered that the cleaning service had unplugged the power cord. I plugged it back in, and no more rat sounds. It totally works!!! The device secures about 2500-5000 square feet IIRC. If you have a large facility, obviously the number of devices might get cost-prohibitive. Also, you can't use it if you have guinea pigs, etc. in the area since it bothers them too. FYI.

  214. Technology to the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try this product to get rid of the rodents. I have aviaries at home and have found this to help.

    http://www.pestrepellerultimate.net/?gclid=CLC0__qm2ZgCFQxHQwodthULdg

    Happy 1234567890 day!

  215. In one work - "conduit" by ka1vgm · · Score: 1

    EMT or rigid conduit. Let them try to eat through that.

  216. Go Wireless! by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

    It's easy!

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    Maybe Computers will never be as intelligent as Humans.
    For sure they won't ever become so stupid. [VR-1988]
  217. What about a dog. by Unixinvid · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid I had a Jack Russell mix that used to kill anything that move that was smaller then him. Terriers known to kill Rats and other rodents in fact in the old days they used them as sport dogs where people used to bet and see how many rats a terrier can kill.

  218. Hoses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My ex-girlfriend used to keep a domestic rat and let it free roam around her room. When I moved in with her I ended up sheathing all my cables in garden hose. The rat would nibble on those for a bit and get bored. Then we staple-gunned chicken wire to the underneath of ther bed to stop it getting in there. Strangely it never got the taste for phone chargers, but we did lose a TV to chewing.

  219. Tabasco by barwasp · · Score: 1

    "...laboratory rats never overcome an aversion to hot peppers".

    Here is your recipe for success

  220. Habanero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if it is practial but you could paint/spray it with hot-sauce.

    The rats love to chew on cables since the plastic contain a softener that tastes sweet.

    Tabasco or any chili/habanero-sauce will quickly teach them not to eat your cables. (This is a harmless trick you could use at home to keep cables safe from pets and children as well.)

  221. How about you take it a step further... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... and actually think about the reasons and causalities, instead of just fixing symptoms in the best style of medical doctors?

    Why are they there in the first place? And why aren't they somewhere else, like in your home, or in my home, etc?
    Rats, like all animals, need two things most of all: Food and shelter.

    And apparently, your buildings are the best thing they can find. This can be, because your buildings
      got a good food source.
      have easily accessible holes that protect from the weather and predators.
      have better shelter than elsewhere.
      have less predators than elsewhere.
      have less dangers than elsewhere.
      are less crowded than elsewhere.
      etc.

    Make a checklist, and work off those things.
    Make it as uncomfortable for rats as possible.
    No food. Predators and dangers all around.
    No way to hide or protect.
    And much concurrency from other stuff.

    They will go elsewhere, as soon as it is better there, and easy to get there.

    It sounds hard, because doing something properly usually is.

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    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    1. Re:How about you take it a step further... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      How is thinking of the base problem, while all those others just offer partial solutions, redundant?

      Must be the "mod points for trolls" day...

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  222. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to live in the country and Calico cats make the best "mousers".

  223. Citrus or Hot Sauce? Or an equivalent? by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know a simple solution to keep cats from chewing on wires or other things is to take a bunch of hot sauce and rub it on the cables. The first time the cat tries to knaw on it they will taste the hot sauce and immediately stop, after acouple of tries they will not go back. Not sure if this would work for rats or not.

    Another cat-specific solution is to spray citrus on the wires, cats hate the smell of citrus.

    Anyway the point would be to do some research and find whats rats hate to smell or taste, and just wipe some of that on your cables.

  224. One pump is a warning... by d0n0vAn · · Score: 1

    ...two pumps lets 'em know you mean business. (http://www.airgunsbbguns.com/Crosman_760_Air_Rifle_p/cro760b.htm).

  225. Conduit calling from 1895 by assemblerex · · Score: 1

    Will you accept the charges?

  226. Duke'em!!! by GerardAtJob · · Score: 1

    Those rat bastards are gonna pay for eating up my cat5 cable!

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    I can't call that English ;-)
  227. ragdoll cat.. you'r kidding, right? by lithron · · Score: 1

    Please do your homework before purchasing a cat. Ragdoll cats are just as likely to run away from a rat as to attack it. They are extremely docile and won't even defend themselves when they are being attacked by another cat. If you want to get a good rat catching cat do your homework and speak with the group you are adopting it from.

  228. Boss threat? by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 1

    "I have threatened my boss with a cat ..."

    Is your boss a rat? That could be your problem, right there.

  229. Just put the cables in metal conduit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll be cheaper in the long term, I'll bet.

  230. Know why and know how to stop it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to install underground cable for a living. The reason they are eating the insulation is the plasticizers. They are a modified animal fat added to the HDPE to keep it flexible. Smells delicious to most rodents(gophers LOVE the stuff). There are (in underground apps anyway)cables that are engineered to prevent this. For indoor use...well armored cable is always best.

  231. Two Word Solution by LabRat007 · · Score: 1



    Explosive Cheese


    :)

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  232. Happy Fun Ball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would get one of these.

    http://www.happyfunball.com/hfb.html

  233. Hot sauce by sherriw · · Score: 1

    Find some of the hottest sauce or spice you can find. And rub it on the wires. It keeps my friends cat from gnawing on his tv wires. I wonder if it would work with rats.

  234. Busy tail rodents.... by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    I have used Tabasco or Jalapeno vinegar juice on squirrels in the attic, it worked.

    Keep a spray-bottle full, spray all the hidden (problem area) cables that people and pets typically don't touch (weekly at least). Provide (if you feel you must) a couple old phone books for alternative nest building material. Train the rodents what not to eat in your symbiotic relationship [common environment].

    Getting rid of the pest is easy, but sealing access to the area is best. Lowes/HDepot get some spray-foam fill holes in the floors and walls. Rodents like most animals and manager-parasites are opportunistic ... will take the easy path to success provided by other animals and very intelligent people. Additionally, the foam will sometimes totally entomb rodents in the floor/wall and you will avoid the decay-smell that frequently comes with the poisons option.

    Anyway... !Havefun!

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  235. ah, the dreaded "concerted attack by rodentia" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is at least one permanent protection you can deploy against such attacks:
    (1) run all your cables under the floor (keep them out of the ceilings and walls)
    (2) encase the under-floor portions of the cables within steel conduit just barely large enough for the cables in that particular cable run
    (3) fill the remaining under-floor areas with concrete making sure that all of the steel conduits are thoroughly buried to prevent the rats from eating the steel conduit.

    If you think I'm kidding then you haven't seriously tried to deal with these pests. And, yes, I have seen this approach implemented before.

  236. Better take off... by 0311 · · Score: 1

    ...and nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  237. You pulled the wrong cable! by Ora*DBA · · Score: 0

    The make vermin-resistant cable. Seriously.

    Back in the 1980's I ran my first inter-building connection, across Broadway in lower Manhattan. We used a Con Ed tunnel for the run (I wonder how much that cost the bank). It came up beautifully for a day, then began intermittent outages. Three days of hair-pulling later, we had a Con Ed crewman down the manhole looking at our cable. He was a big Irish guy, had to be 6'2" / 210 at least. A few minutes later we hear "screee" and wonder what happened. A few seconds later the guy pops his head up holding a dead rat (yes, he was wearing gloves) and explained that we had installed the wrong cable between buildings. Lesson learned.

    Start calling the cable manufacturers. Here's a link to get you started: http://www.bangkokcable.com/catalog/BCC_CATALOG/SPECIAL3EN.HTML

    Good luck!

  238. Solutions: 1. Remove food source; 2. A gun by evilandi · · Score: 1

    My problem is similar, except that we had a seemingly endless supply of field mice. They're supposed to be an endangered species, but in the Cotswolds, UK, they're as common as rats.

    We have a garden shed which contains a repeater for our public WiFi hotspot .

    It also contains bedding for our chickens, and used to contain feed for the chickens and pets.

    The mice population exploded, they were eating the cables and using the sheathing as bedding. We had an antique/old-junk chest [1] in the shed, they climbed up inside it and had families in the drawers.

    I bought some plastic barrels to keep the chicken feed in, and moved the barrels down to the orchard where the apple fall meant plenty of easier food alternatives anyway.

    That solved the mice problem - they just moved out. Mice don't appear to be persistent or fixated on anything, they just follow the food (or, more accurately, don't bother going anywhere there isn't any food).

    Rats, on the other hand, are a total pain. They've discovered the bedding and are a nightmare. They're also of sufficient size and speed that it is of no consequence to them to bed down in the cosy shed, and then run back and forth to the orchard when they need a snack.

    My solution with the rats was, initially, poison, which worked well but good rat poison is very expensive.

    Eventually I just shot them with my pellet pistol. They don't breed as fast as the mice, they're big enough for me to get an accurate shot at, and provided I use the correct pellets (I recommend either Crossman PowerPell or Crossman VerminPell), they're disabled in one shot. I then walk over with an iron bar and dispatch them with a blow to the back of the head. My .177 CO2 gun doesn't have enough oomph nor a large enough caliber to kill with one shot and I'm certainly not going through the hassle of getting a firearms licence in the UK. I could get a .22 air rifle, but I'm not a great shot with rifles, I grew up with pistols.

    The wife did try humane traps for a while, but even dumping them a mile away didn't seem to thin the numbers. Rats can travel far and never seem to forget where they want to go.

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  239. Foolish by Technopaladin · · Score: 1

    Cats? You got a vermin problem get SNAKES! FInd a local Snake that eats vermin buy about 10 more them and release in your facilities. Do not use foreign snakes boas and whatnot. Snakes eat vermin then Move on once vermin are gone. Make sure they are large enough to not get stuck in your Powersupply fans.

  240. Re: In heat? by conureman · · Score: 1

    I had a "fixed" male cat "mark" a computer once. I'd left open the side of the case, lost every bit except the FDD. Mainboard, RAM, slot-one CPU, (long time ago), power supply, HDDs, case got all corroded, ugh. BTW it's females that go "in heat".

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    The cost of that cleanup, of course, will be borne by taxpayers, not industry.
  241. invulnerability shields? by kbmxpxfan · · Score: 1

    I take it that these vermin have proven impervious to traps?

  242. Do not get the Ragdoll-Siamese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have this one, great pet, but..

    1) They are smart, but not good mousers
    2) Their long hair will clog your PSU's and kill your computer (happened to me twice) if you neglect to do monthly cleaning.

  243. The best way to deal with rats by jockeys · · Score: 1

    is to shoot the fuckers. If you are concerned about damaging equipment, try snake shells.

    The last time I saw a rat in my house, I managed to hit him with a revolver I had lying around. Needless to say some of my dinner guests were a little surprised, but they all agreed it was a great shot.

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    In Soviet Russia jokes are formulaic and decidedly non-humorous.
  244. simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just rub some cayenne pepper powder onto the cables. VERY few mice will try to chew the insulation if that is on it. It's a cheap, easy solution that has worked for me on several occasions.

  245. Brick Bait by Megane · · Score: 1

    This stuff is yummy to the rodents, and kills them in a couple of days. Once you've killed off the main permanent population, you've only got the replacement rate of those that wander in from time to time. It's cheap and easy to use. In one case, I had a mouse problem and put out some brick bait. One of the bricks was so delicious that the mouse actually ran off with it.

    But your bulidings should already have rat bait boxes placed along the outside walls of buildings. If they don't, your real problem is that someone is slacking in the pest control department.

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  246. Eliminating Food may not do the trick... by drenehtsral · · Score: 1

    I have worked somewhere with rats, and we kept all food on lockdown to try and get rid of them (luckily, we ran all of our cabling through conduit, so the rats didn't gnaw any of it), but as it turned out the rats were just in the building for shelter during the winter, and their food sources were all outdoors and they had found some way in and out of the building that involved climbing the gutters and going in through an attic vent. Rats are very clever. We also had an office cat, but she did not eat nearly enough rats to make a difference.

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  247. Multi Vector by TheHawke · · Score: 1

    Short term - poison, traps, clean up. Dose your cables with Bitter Apple (Vet and pet shops will have this). Use split wiring looms as needed.

    Mid term - Traps (Tin Cat repeater traps, Havaharts, Victor snap traps), poison boxes, keep cleaned up.

    Long term - Electronic repellers (if you don't have pets, they can be harmful) seal up ANY exterior holes, screen all vent holes, keep food sealed and stored securely, keep your place neat and clean. Keep your traps loaded with fresh bait, refresh your poison baits as well, change locations as needed to eliminate any patterns they might use to get around the traps.

    If you live in an rental and the management is tardy in assisting in the issue, get the tenants together in an emergency meeting and call the local heath department as an organization. If you live in a single family rental, contact the city building inspectors.

    Go VERY public with your issues, no one likes it when the press starts nosing around in their affairs.

    One building has a rodent issue, there will be others that will have them. No one wants the Bubonic (Black) Plague, so why screw around?

    http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/

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    First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
  248. airsoft by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    a nice aeg airsoft gun will help you to kill them when you see them.

    get an office pet. a rat terrier or other terrier mix will solve the problem.

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    They're using their grammar skills there.
  249. No Cats For Rats ... by gordguide · · Score: 1

    Cats are wonderful mousers, and will gladly take on most smaller vermin, provided you don't feed them too much (which can be a problem in public spaces). If they're not a little hungry, they won't pursue mouse very vigilantly, usually.

    However, you say you have a rat problem. It pays to know your enemy.

    Rats will grow to roughly the size of small cats in about two years (then they die). Also, Rats will absolutely, positively, no exemptions whatsoever seek water, and they must have water every day or they die. They cannot survive very long without it. So, there is something you may be able to deal with right off the bat ... find the source of water and fix that issue right now. Usually it's leaky something or other; they don't need much water, but they do need water.

    Next, use the right tool for the job. Cats are not very useful against rats, and will not be able to eradicate them even if they are somewhat successful. Get a Terrier. These dog breeds were originally specifically bred as Ratters. They will seek out and kill any and all Rats they can. Although training would obviously help, they don't necessarily need it ... any true Terrier will do it naturally.

  250. Re:KILL KILL KILL by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

    Live with rats? How ghetto is your "dealership"?

    My understanding is that you can find rats almost anywhere; the population of rats in most urban areas is estimated to usually equal the human population. We don't really have ways to rat-proof the sewers and storm drains.

    This is the most important part, but the next part is important too: KILL KILL KILL. Rats reproduce like crazy so killing the odd rat is not going to do it. Over-do it if you have to. How many bait stations does your exterminator put down? Tell him to put down ten times as many... better yet, hire a new exterminator. Bring out the heavy guns. Remember, nobody ever failed to eliminate a rat population by using too many traps and too much poison.

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  251. Capsaicin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy some really hot habanero peppers at the store or perhaps some really hot sauce and rub it on your cables. I don't suggest the latter because the ingredients will probably stink, where just plain pepper juice doesn't. If you're really desperate spray some mace on a rag (wear gloves and goggles) and then rub the cables down. This can be a very inconvenient solution if the cables are often times moved around and touched by people, but if they're more or less permanent fixtures this can work. You'll have to reapply every now and again to keep them nice and spicy.

    I realize this doesn't get rid of the rodents, but they will certainly be deterred from chewing the cables. Mammals generally hate anything with high levels of capsaicin so this trick also works for dogs who chew on stuff they shouldn't.

  252. A cat won't help by aonaran · · Score: 1

    A cat won't help.
    Sure it'll probably get rid of your rats, but cats like to chew cables too.

  253. Cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard that continuously transferring the ratpoison window manager between computers can drive The Rodent away.

  254. Wires in vehicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a similar problem, but with rodents eating wires in a van we park outside in a area rampant with field mice for a week at a time. They don't stop at the insulation, but frequently go straight through the copper. When we try to drive the van home at the end of the week, the engine light usually comes on, and we have to try to rebuild the wires enough to drive home. Poison isn't an option, as we're working in an area with endangered Kit Foxes and nesting Bald Eagles. Using steel-wool to seal up entry holes isn't really an option, as the whole engine compartment is open. We could try traps, but we're parked in a few hundred acres of grassland, so I can't imagine our traps making even a small dent in the mouse population.

    The solution we have been looking for, but have been unable to find, is a material to wrap the wires with that is dis-tasteful to the rodents. I'm not sure if such a material exists, but it would seem that there is a market-place for it.

    Any advice would be much appreciated.

    --Kevin

  255. Anonymous, Impatient Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've used electric 'Rat Zappers' to humanely kill rats that have infested my storage area. There's no blood and guts, it kills them instantly, and you can use rechargeable batteries to power them. You have to check them regularly, and can't use them outdoors, but they actually do work.

  256. Re:Three options... Floss of Steel! by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

    Yeah, ok, we'll see how long you keep your job after you set off a Tesla Coil in the Server Room!

  257. Strychnine by stiller · · Score: 1

    Dip all the cables in Strychnine, thus creating an evolutionary trait in rats not to chew on cables and helping us all.

  258. Critter Detterrent Transonic by Mwbrouwer · · Score: 1

    http://www.bird-x.com/transonic-pro-p-29.html Use a Transonic PRO - Plug it in, and watch them leave. It sends out ultrasonic sounds that harass the critters. Full disclosure: I'm the Systems Manager for Bird-X

  259. How To Keep Critters From Eating Cables? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mothballs.

  260. Heat 'Em Up by WDancer · · Score: 1

    Spray a mixture of Tobasco and water on the trouble areas with a cheap mister bottle. That should prevent them from doing more than sniffing them.

  261. Armoured cable by raj2112 · · Score: 1

    Armoured cable we have. After an experience with the unarmoured kind.

  262. I love glue traps by dj245 · · Score: 1

    Glue traps are the BEST. Put them along walls and other high traffic areas and you'll catch all the mice in fairly short order. If it's your house or some place you work, you will hear the mice flopping around with the trap. You can't miss it, and its a beautiful sound. The best part is you can kill them anyway you want. Put them in a garbage bag and pipe your car's exhaust into the bag to kill them humanely. Place them outside and let nature run its course. Throw them off a bridge. Campfires. The possibilities are endless!

    I've never had any luck with the snap traps. The sticky traps are a godsend.

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  263. A few good ideas: by Eternal+Annoyance · · Score: 1

    - Provide the cables with some steel/copper insulation and electrify it (animals hate to be electricuted). This is a short term solution, while you take care of the problem.
    - Get rid of (potential) food sources.
        - This means that there should be no food like scents (this includes scents you don't like). Rats trust their nose to find food.
        - Have garbage taken away on a daily basis, or at least gathered at a central location which either serves as a rat trap or is unreachable for rats.
        - Food supplies should be sealed and stored in a cold and dark room. That room should be hard to reach/get out of for rats.
        - Kitchens (or anything kitchen like) should be /clean/, cleaning should be a constant job in those areas.
    - Make sure the building is cleaned on a daily basis.
    - Don't have hollow walls, unless where strictly needed.

  264. Cats hate servers, really by fraxinus-tree · · Score: 1

    they also hate vacuum cleaners, hair dryers and everything containing fast-rotating fan/turbine. They hate them big time. Don't even try to bring a cat near such a noise. You'll miss a lot of your skin.

  265. This is the best rat trap out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Removing what they're looking for (food, nesting, etc...) is the best thing. However, they'll keep returning searching for stuff and what's worse is that babies follow there mother's scent for food. So, you'll have issues even when momma's dead. So, if you really want to just kill them when they do show up I suggest finding their entry point(s) and closing it AND setting traps by the entry point.

    These work really well, http://www.ratzapper.com/. I own 2 and it helped to stop or problems. You may go through a lot of batteries and a lot of dead mice/rats but eventually the numbers decrease.

  266. Sphynx army? by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1

    Perhaps an army of Sphynx would do the trick.

  267. Use green ooze by Faulkner39 · · Score: 1

    Just pour green ooze into the closest sewer drain. This will cause the rats to transform into martial arts sensais. They will then start working for you, training the nearest reptilian mutants into crime fighting ninjas with immature attitudes.

  268. Re:Three options... Floss of Steel! by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    What the smuck am i foking? Muthing Nan. I don't thoke anysming.

    But, if you get the Habitrail going there'll be LOTS o smoke... Maybe vent it to your least favorite department. They can get the ITHantaVirus...

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  269. So you mean to tell me, you want to feed them by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    Good chilli and booze?

    This is supposed to make them leave?

    Hell, If I got free chillis and booze, I'd never leave my house!

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  270. Re:Three options... Floss of Steel! by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Well, at least i would get to say:

    dRATS!

    And, "Your BEST BUYS are ALWAYS at FRY's... GUARANteed..."

    Then, we can all sing "Fly Robin Fly" and "Rat in the Kitchen"

    Say, where's the UK guy who set up Linux-based web-cam surveillance in his home after being burgled several times. I bet someone could set up motion-tracking systems with a mesh floor. This could then reduce and concentrate electrical use only to the right grid...

    Hit Grid 4-A.... "YOU SPANKED MY RATTLEship..." Or, steer the rats in an adjacent or diagonal set of grids and you have Connect Four...

    And, if you're a Trekkie, add little doors and call them "Disintegration Chambers"... Or... RattleTraps.... they'll join the others on the other side of the "ExtraNet" / InterTubes...

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  271. My simple answer.. by Terrorwrist · · Score: 0

    Fill up your house with carbon monoxide (Without you in the house obviously)and see all the rats suffocate.

  272. See ID by Psychofreak · · Score: 1

    USPS made me sign the card next to the See ID, then asked for my ID.

    I feel that is the best compromise, because not signing is asking for trouble.

    Phil

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  273. Good clean fun! by datastew · · Score: 1

    Trapping is good clean fun. I got into it checking out a book from the library called "Tiniest Game Hunter" or something like that. Given enough time and ingenuity, trapping is the way to go. I have had good luck with the spring-loaded oversize mousetraps, but my somewhat more wealthy friend recommends the Rat Zapper 2000.

  274. Two words: bucket traps! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    The most straightforward approach, I think, would be to set traps - of the $.50 each, drug store variety. Set up a map with the "problem areas" plotted out. Chances are you will see a pattern: the areas are not that far from sources of food. Rats, like deer and most other animals, will take the shortest route between two locations. Use this information when planting your traps.

    A very successful trap is a 'bucket trap'. Here is an example of one such bucket trap.. Basically, you have a basin with water in it, and a lip on the basin high and steep enough to prevent the rodents from climbing out. You then place an object - a board or wire - leading out to the center, where you have placed a pole sticking vertically out of the water which contains the bait. The perpendicular bait pole needs to be narrow and slippery (ie something a rodent can't easily climb).

    The object which is parallel to the floor needs to be at least several inches from the vertical rod in order to

    You can also make a good bucket trap with a piece of 1x2 lumber from the hardware store and a common door hinge. Balance the 1x2 on the lip of the bucket, with the hinge on the inside (and a small flat wood spacer to allow the hinge to not bind on the side of the bucket), with the tip of the 1x2 in the middle of the bucket's opening. This works well if the other side sits on something where the rodent can/does travel (ie interpret their path of travel nad put the bucket nearby). (Make sure your 1/x is balanced with the weight of the bait included.) Rat or mouse comes by, walks onto the 1x2, and falls in - automatically resetting the trap.

    This trap works with pretty much any scavenger, by the way. It'd probably work with deer, if you could make a large enough trap. I've seen stock water feeders used for racoons and halved 30-gallon drums used for rats. Basically, if you can get them in the water, they will drown to death after getting too tired to swim any more. (Obviously, the water has to be deep enough that they can not stand in it and breath). This trap type is a real boon as it's automatically resetting, ecologically safe (ie no neurotoxin poisons in an inhabited area like an office, house, barn, etc.), mostly silent, and easy to maintain.

    A couple pointers... rats and mice prefer to nest in stale, warm areas. They will shit in or near their nests, and they should have a fairly poignant odor: if you can't smell it, find someone who can (some people have a very, very strong sense of smell/taste - ask around the office, you're sure to find someone). If you can identify the source of the nests, it'll aide in strategically placing baited traps and ease/speed the extermination. Finally, it only requires trace amounts of food - crumbs - to attract rodents, as that's still something they can eat. (You don't eat in your office/server room, do you?) Any food source used as the bait should be moist and preferably oily with a strong odor, as they locate the food by scent. Rancid organic peanut butter works really, really well (they seem to prefer it over non-rancid non-organic stuff by a long shot).

    If you have the inclination and are able, climb up into the ceiling around the problem areas and see if you can see any other signs of rodent infestation: small asymmetrical holes in sheet rock, small piles of dust where there shouldn't be - even foot trails, which should be visible if present (especially in an older building).

    A couple caveats and potential problems you'd run into involving dead animals: dead bodies stink - bad. If you poison them (especially with the kind of poison which they don't bring back to their den), you are likely to have a lot of dead rats and mice all over your building: they will, in many cases, be impossible to retrieve, and people will be very angry about the odor. You might also run into this problem if you use drug store type traps, as they might not be completely killed and run off and die with the trap still attached, making retriev

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  275. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try Sonic Technology's Pestchaser, which puts out an ultrasonic scream that's to rats as a stuck smoke alarm is to us. It's worked for me here in Australia, even though it's 120v only. I had a totally permeable shed full of cables and a rat's nest, but the next day all rats had fled. And they never returned.

  276. Thumb sucking rats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The drug stores sell (or use to sell) a nasty
    liquid that you are supposed to put on your
    kids fingers so they taste nasty.

    The goal is to teach them that it's not good
    to bite your nails or suck your thumb.

    A small spray bottle of that would make your
    wires taste bad before there was ever a nibble.

    I googled and found "mavala stop"

  277. Let them by i+am+calliope · · Score: 1

    I have pet rats and I use to work at PETA and I say let them eat your cables!

  278. RAIC Array by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Redundant Array of Inexpensive Cats

  279. Try the ultra sonic deterents by MattBaggins · · Score: 1

    They have ones now that send it right through the power lines turning them into transmitters. It would be interesting to investigate if the Ethernet cable could transmit the sound without interfering with the data. Perhaps unused pairs could be used if the ultrasonic frequency would cause data loss or corruption.

  280. Re:Three options Make it a SHOCKING exper by brusk · · Score: 1

    I was galvanized at first reading about you idea, but ultimately find it revolting, and I'm sure that although it's well-grounded it will meet with resistance and nobody will follow your lead, no matter how you plug it. The arc of events will go something like this: a rodent will have his eye on an opening but find the mesh welded there (be careful of whiskering at the solder points), and be drawn to it. Although he was live, so was the mesh, and he will feel closure. Rat taken care of. But here's why it's hard to remain neutral: I'm positive that a big negative is the accumulation of rat corpses, which get smelly fast (and are hard to get at inside walls).

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  281. How about a cajun injection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you mix 1 or 2 tsp of cayenne pepper in 2 cups of water in a spray bottle you should be able to detract them. If that doesn't work mix in liquid dish washing soap.

    The bitch is you have to keep doing it since rats don't live long or pass on advice to their litters.

  282. foolproof, but not idiot proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do what I did:

    Move to the barren desert. 130F does seem to thin the herd out abit. But, the ants on the other hand are a bit harder to get rid of.

  283. Re:Three options Make it a SHOCKING exper by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    HEHEHE... I suppose you have nobellium for grisly elements of decomposition...

    It's kinda ironic: I almost had a galvanic response. It's not as if i told you to curium with erbium and eat em to get your carb(s)on. But, you know, to really get rid of those buggers, you have to cesium by the claws and cerium nice and good.

    I guess -- out of some sense of noble thinking -- i periodically try to discharge a mass of polarizing outer ring, shell-shocking information. But, one way to dispose of the rats would be to continue to barium until they argon. Just be sure to clean your hands in the zinc, and don't let the director nickel and dime your budget to death. If the director wants to know what you did with the bodies, just say you sodium to the lowest-price bidder. As long as you don't discharge your duties in a hafnium manner, things will be a breeze.

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  284. Maybe... by Manuel+Iglesias · · Score: 1

    You feed them? :P

  285. Stop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...smearing cheese on em for starters

  286. It's the exterminator's !#$@ job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Negotiate a contract with an exterminator where he gets paid only on months when you find no vermin.

    Sell the company on the potential to get paid for 22 months after working hard for two.

    Consider what you've been paying monthly so far in exterminator bills and equipment repairs plus your time. You could pay that much monthly to your current exterminator and continue to get your current results forever, or you could pay a bit more monthly and keep the vermin away.

    It'll take some negotiating and probably a different exterminator.

  287. Due to the seriousness of your issue by thexile · · Score: 1

    I reckon you get a Siberian tiger.

  288. ferrets by jtarheel · · Score: 1

    Another good mouser, or rat eater, is a ferret. Plus they are good help in running wires.

  289. A great manual on rat abatement by Lightzout · · Score: 1

    I don't know how well this applies to where you live but the rats that nest in our house are vegetarians and bring in their own food (acorns). Before we bought the house it had obviously been the home for many generations of rats. In my ongoing war I only began to edge ahead of their rate of reproduction and discovery of new ways in by following the advice in a manual distributed by local authorities. Vertically mounting the old-style Victor wooden traps on walls or other paths has had a 100% kill rate for me. When they stop going off the colony is either dead or gone. When I hear them back I look for pathways and setup new traps. Eventually I would like every thing closed in under our house but that will take a while. Check out this guide: http://www.msmosquito.com/pdf/Rat.pdf

  290. Re:Three options... Floss of Steel! by alecwood · · Score: 1

    Me 2 please

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