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  1. Re:Heh. on US Air Force Confirms New Stealth Aircraft · · Score: 1

    penantry

    "I do not think that word means what you think it means."

  2. Re:Better than Weird Science on Organovo Has Its First Commercial 3D Bio-Printer · · Score: 1

    Well, I just need to look in the mirror to see an Artificially Enhanced Person. (Take off my glasses, and I can't even see my face in the mirror...)

  3. Re:A Plea to the Rest-of-the-World on EU ACTA Doc Shows Plans For Global DMCA, 3 Strikes · · Score: 1
    Wasn't intending to weaken; merely to show that it wasn't all-or-nothing. GP's original statement:

    The US hasnt had a third party winning somwhere since more than 100 years.

  4. Re:Global government on EU ACTA Doc Shows Plans For Global DMCA, 3 Strikes · · Score: 1

    Resources, mostly. Same reason most wars are fought.

  5. Re:A Plea to the Rest-of-the-World on EU ACTA Doc Shows Plans For Global DMCA, 3 Strikes · · Score: 1

    Jesse Ventura became governor of Minnesota running on a third-party ticket (Reform Party), in 1998. There have been representatives from both Vermont and New Hampshire from third parties. (Note that this is not to dispute the implied rage; that I share.)

  6. Re:Quad-boots, huh? on Modded UX490 UMPC Shows Off Years of Community Development · · Score: 1

    Flash cards help with memory.

  7. Re:Bing vs Google on Murdoch-Microsoft Deal In the Works · · Score: 2, Funny

    No. The principal question is this: Skinner?!?!

  8. Re:Markups on No More Fair-Price Refund For Declining XP EULA · · Score: 1

    [...] and instead a lawyer pooped out of the glove box [...]

    I much prefer my misreading of your statement.

  9. Re:ChromeOS == crippleware. on Microsoft, Other Rivals Slam Google Chrome OS · · Score: 1

    While I love your new .sig, I'm not sure why you can't comprehend the possibility of the existence of local cache servers. Or, even, local-only servers, so that Google can sell something to those companies that might not trust it to keep their data on its servers...

  10. Re:Or on Anti-Smoking Vaccine Is Nearing the Market · · Score: 1

    For me, I quit after my sister quit. She was the 2-pack-a-day smoker; I was the 1-pack-a-month smoker. But lighting up after picking her up from the train and getting an earful, well, that was enough to push me over the edge, and I haven't smoked since. Cigarettes, that is; had a cigar when my brother got married, but then you don't inhale that stuff, just like Clinton.

  11. Re:Vaccine on Anti-Smoking Vaccine Is Nearing the Market · · Score: 1

    One down, one (perhaps two) to go...

  12. Re:Like... not him :P on NASA Attempts To Assuage 2012 Fears · · Score: 1

    Agreed on the old. (Which is, of course, why I knew to post "Zombie Carl" :)

  13. Re:sorry on New Microsoft Silverlight Features Have Windows Bias · · Score: 1

    It can be. I did so, after the very first time of choosing the wrong fucking drop-down. Now if only someone could invent some sort of Web 2.0 confirmation dialog...

  14. Re:Maybe it takes more than a day to build it? on Microsoft's Lack of Nightly Builds For IE · · Score: 1

    Yeah, right. After buying Hotmail and "converting" it from a few number of Linux servers to a ridiculous number of Windows servers, I'm sure they've learned their lesson!

  15. Re:Fucking moronic on New York State Testing Emergency Alerts Over Gaming Networks · · Score: 1

    The emergency system is stupid. It doesnt matter what it says on there.. if I look outside and don't directly witness something akin to Armageddon, I'm not leaving the house. If something akin to Armageddon IS heppening, then quite frankly I don'y need an alert system to tell me about it.

    Yeah, and: if something akin to Armageddon is happening, then I most likely won't want to leave the house anyway!

    I'll move down to the basement, fire up the XBOX, and ... oh.

  16. Re:Warning! on New York State Testing Emergency Alerts Over Gaming Networks · · Score: 1

    Warning: player color missing from Gauntlet emergency alert system!

  17. Re:spot suicidal behavior? on New York State Testing Emergency Alerts Over Gaming Networks · · Score: 1

    I much prefer the "attempted murder is punishable by death" state[1]. Then, when your botched suicide is noticed by the authorities, they helpfully finish the job for you!

    [1] -- Note: this state exists only inside my mind, and hopefully won't there for much longer.

  18. Re:Warming to Bing on Bing Gains 10% Marketshare · · Score: 1

    [...] and I typed that acronym because I only want searches containing that acronym and not the word that looks like it. And finding actual reviews of a product rather than sales sites with Google is simply hopeless.

    When I want reviews, I generally just add "review" to the search terms. Putting the acronym in quotes generally helps as well.

  19. Re:You have no understanding of US Government on Obama Talks Internet Freedom, China Censors · · Score: 1

    get rid of the lobbyists That's Congress' (Pelosi and Reid) responsibility, not the President's.

    Well, except for the inconvenient fact that he has hired more RIAA attorneys into the Justice Department than, well, anyone else ever did?

  20. Re:Key legal obstacle on Become Your Own Heir After Being Frozen · · Score: 1

    Copyrights currently have expiration dates [...]

    (First of all: WTF Slashdot! I used to be able to drag-and-drop text into the comment box. Oh well, whatever.)

    Copyrights have "show" expiration dates. Eldred was shot down in the Supreme Court, but make no mistake; before the copyrights on The Mouse are up, we will have an additional 20-year extension (retroactive!) applied to copyright.

    Now, extending copyrights for newly-created works after the extension is passed, that's one thing.

    But extending copyrights for works that were create under the social contract that existed at the time is ridiculous on the face of it. Disney's works should have long ago entered the public domain, so that we can riff off of them in the exact same manner that they legally riffed off of Grimm's Fairy Tales.

  21. Re:don't hold your breath on Become Your Own Heir After Being Frozen · · Score: 1

    Well, the good news is money won't really matter in any future capable of reviving us. So, worry not, and freeze yourself immediately! I charge only $10,000 per freezing, 100% deposit required before partying^W freezing commences!

  22. Re:eternal life: "can" does not mean "should" on Become Your Own Heir After Being Frozen · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately those of us who slept through the present end up smelling particularly foul in the future, to those who didn't sleep through it. (I think I'm referencing a short story by Larry Niven but I could be wrong; 10 minutes of searching couldn't find it, oh well. In the story, a ship is sent to Alpha Centauri; the inhabitants are awoken to claxons during the flight, with a giant flash showing on the screen, but nothing else, so go back to sleep; then when they eventually get there, they learn that the flash was the second generation ship which moved much faster, and arrived before them, and there's a thriving human population on a planet surrounding Alpha Centauri, and the first ship's inhabitants exude an odor that the future culture finds abhorrent.)

    What a way to wake into the future! Only consolation being, now we know about nanotechnology and major technology changes, so in that particular future we'd be able to modify the odors exuded by anyone. But anyway, it was a great story about massive time scales. And, I agree with you: regardless of how few people or cultural artifacts I was (will be?) aware of, I intend to cling to life for as long as possible. In the immortal words of Woody Allen, "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying!"

  23. Re:Like, oh I don't know. Mythbusters? on NASA Attempts To Assuage 2012 Fears · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think what NASA is doing is the right thing, but they should do it more clearly and get someone like Carl Sagan [...]

    Yeah, that's just what the superstitious need: Zombie Carl to explain the not-coming apocalypse!

  24. Re:Well, duh. on If the Comments Are Ugly, the Code Is Ugly · · Score: 1

    I see your Steaming Heap of Innovative Technology, and raise you one Critical Update Notification Tool. (Yes, it really existed!)

  25. Re:Co-workers on If the Comments Are Ugly, the Code Is Ugly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find when I'm implementing a complex algorithm, I'll write out a fairly long-winded comment that explains, in prose, what the code is doing, and then in the code itself, I'll include comments for the trickier bits. I do this because I find that a bunch of small comments in a routine is harder to conceptualize, as you have to assemble the global picture yourself

    One of the things I prefer doing, in fact, is to write out a series of "steps" that I intend to do in comment form, one per line (perhaps multi-line), e.g.:

    # 1. Initiate communication with database
    # 2. Does the schema exist? If so, goto 6
    # 3. Configure the schema
    # 4. Upload initial template
    # 5. Configure initial node
    # 6. Add the node we're working with
    # (etc)

    Then, in the code that I'm working on, I copy each of the above comment lines, and then fill in the code in between.

    I find that this gives a great overview, with an easy-to-parse view of how it happens. And, if someone changes one set of comments without another, it's a great clue to the future maintainer to review the source control history because I would never initially write mis-matched comments.

    Or maybe I would, but then, I rarely code maliciously. :)