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  1. Re:Kunimitsu Tezuka on Space Shuttle Endeavour Blasts Off On Final Flight · · Score: 2

    What? I was referring to the cartoon "Hare We Go" where Bugs proves to Columbus the world is round by throwing a ball around the world.. when it returns, it has custoems stickers from all over the globe on it.

  2. Re:Fastest fast ball ever? on Space Shuttle Endeavour Blasts Off On Final Flight · · Score: 1

    I want to know who threw a fastball mach 25. I mean, I think I remember bugs bunny throwing a baseball in to orbit once, but other than that.. the quote doesnt make much sense.

  3. Re:Papiere bitte. on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 1

    There was a guy who was the subject of a nationwide manhunt in Canada... why? Becuase he purchased a large amount of fertilizer.... when they found him (he called them), they uncovered his plot to fertilize his crops.

  4. Re:Osama Bin Laden on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 1

    Osama Bin Laden is laughing in his grave.

    It's worth noting Osama was never subjected to a TSA pat-down... only us tax-payers are.

  5. Re:They need a sign at the airport. on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 1

    oh I missed that, damn auto-correct...

  6. Re:Meanwhile in line... on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 2

    6 murders, 5 attempted murders, 9 bombs/arsons, 1 anthrax threat (hoax letters with white powder mailed to 554 clinics).. in the US, in the last 20 years,.

  7. Re:2 questions for the TSA on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 1

    well a guy lit a firecracker in times square... so, lets get at patting down all babies, given the chance those babies will kill you, and your whole family.

  8. They need a sign at the airport. on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 2

    The sign should read "if we think you have a bomb or weapon, we will stick fingers in your butt".

    I'm no islamic scholar, but I am thinking, that would be enough to deter anyone from trying.

  9. Re:honor among terrorists on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 1

    and terrorists also only use airplanes.. they wouldnt use a car bomb at a crowded cafe or detonate something on a packed subway.. so it makes sense that they only search babies at the airport. i for one feel much safer, that baby looked sinister and nervous.. i mean, he wouldnt answer any questions, and when pressed would just cry... obviously a threat.

  10. Re:2 questions for the TSA on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 1

    not so fast, do realize how much shampoo they have stopped from making it on to airplanes. that shit really stings if you get it in your eye.

  11. Re:hmm on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 1

    the flip side is, we aren't dogs... I dont have to smell your asshole to determine if you are a threat.

  12. Re:While we're at it... on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 5, Funny

    Careful what you wish for, you will get a 50 year old mustachioed woman grabbing your balls... and she hates men.

  13. Re:Meanwhile in line... on Baby's First TSA Patdown · · Score: 2

    So by that logic, pat down brown people at the airport, and pat down white people near abortion clinics?

  14. Re:Of course Comcast "helped" TPB... on Comcast Helps Fix Pirate Bay Connection Problems · · Score: 1

    some of us use the internet for more than piracy and playing games... and we like to have the bandwidth to do that..

  15. Re:They were legally obligated to on Comcast Helps Fix Pirate Bay Connection Problems · · Score: 1

    Syrian government is much more evil than the Pirate Bay, but you are still allowed to call them on the phone or look up their website on Google.

    Win a free trip to Guantanamo!

  16. Re:Yes, if you're a simpleton, No if you're not on Alabama Nuclear Reactor Gets 'F' Grade · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many F's are given.. I think 24 hour news outlets are reaching harder and harder, the buzz about Osama is dieing down, and they need a little fear and panic to keep eyes glued to their TV's... I would hate to work at nuclear plant this year, I would let out a stinky fart and make front page news..

  17. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 on Facebook Admits Hiring PR Firm To Smear Google · · Score: 1

    Linux - sudo be elite

  18. Time to register a domain on Apple Patents Keyboard That Knows What You'll Type · · Score: 1

    damnyouautokeyboard.com

  19. Re:No thank you... on 35% Use Mobile Apps Before Getting Out of Bed · · Score: 4, Funny

    what if my text reads "dude, your doorbell is broken?"

  20. Re:Wait, what? on Sergey Brin: Windows Is "Torturing Users" · · Score: 1

    maybe they only tried Windows ME

  21. not really shocking on 35% Use Mobile Apps Before Getting Out of Bed · · Score: 1

    small portable information screens can be used in bed.. I read books on my iPod, sometimes i read in bed. am i supposed to get up before I read something? I would say this is better for mental health than listening to the Morning Zoo, with Hawkeye and the Beej, or turning on a TV to watch Royal Wedding news.

  22. Re:When infant children scream you out of bed... on 35% Use Mobile Apps Before Getting Out of Bed · · Score: 1

    When my infant screams me awake My wife brings him in to our bed... I dont want to disturb his sleep, so I will do some surfin, news checkin, hockey scores, etc on my iPod for that last 15 - 20 minutes of quiet time.

  23. Re:euphemisms on 35% Use Mobile Apps Before Getting Out of Bed · · Score: 1

    kinda changes the dynamic of 'poke' doesnt it

  24. Re:No thank you... on 35% Use Mobile Apps Before Getting Out of Bed · · Score: 1

    You take your doorbell to bed with you?

    I'd rather get a quiet text message than have someone ring my doorbell.. to each their own I suspect.

  25. Re:Yes, if you're a simpleton, No if you're not on Alabama Nuclear Reactor Gets 'F' Grade · · Score: 1

    Exactly, the first step in solving a problem is finding it. It makes a lot of sense to say "the emergency cooling system isn't able to function.. fix it before its needed"... instead of "FUCK! We cant cool this thing anymore... run.... run far the away"