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35% Use Mobile Apps Before Getting Out of Bed

alphadogg writes "Thirty-five percent of Android and iPhone owners in the US use apps such as Facebook on their smartphone before even getting out of bed, according to a survey conducted by telecommunications equipment vendor Ericsson. The most popular in-bed activity is accessing social networks. Eighteen percent of users log in while they are still in bed, and the most popular application is Facebook, Ericsson wrote."

180 comments

  1. Professional help... by magarity · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... get some.

    1. Re:Professional help... by Burdell · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there an app for that?

    2. Re:Professional help... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Not really. My alarm clock is TuneIn Radio sent to NPR.
      So I actually use a mobile app before I wake up in the morning. Plus I have my phone running deskclock so it my clock as well.
      If you wake up and grab your phone to see what time it is or what the weather is you are using a mobile app.

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    3. Re:Professional help... by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I was kinda thinking the same thing. We manage to squeeze a lot of functionality into these mobile computer devices (which also have audio communications hardware integrated in them). I too use the alarm clock function... in fact, I use 3 alarms a day now... one to wake, one to leave for work and one to remind me of the time to go home.

      As for facebook and such? I simply avoid that stuff. It's a distraction I don't need. I suffer from enough distraction each day as it is.

    4. Re:Professional help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Use in bed:, two words: Vibrator Mode

    5. Re:Professional help... by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call "checking the time" to be an app. That's just a default function on virtually all modern appliances.

      Checking the weather? Yep.
      Reading facebooking? Yep.
      Looking at the nudie pic of the day? Yep.

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    6. Re:Professional help... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Other things like you may do is check the news. See if anyone called and so on. A smartphone is at this time bordering on science fiction. I mean really I can check multiple news sources, get the weather radar, send a message to my friend in the UK, and any other number of what would have been mind blowing tasks in the 1980.

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    7. Re:Professional help... by SteelKidney · · Score: 1

      My BlackBerry is also my alarm clock, so when I wake up I use an app and turn off the alarm, check the home screen weather widget and calendar widget, and then check my email to see if I'm headed for the shower or to my laptop to answer a support call. The fact that any Facebook notifications are also on the home screen is incidental. Not sure why this is bad. It more to keep me organized.

    8. Re:Professional help... by ProppaT · · Score: 2

      Technically, hitting the snooze or disable button on the alarm on my phone would count, so it's really not all that crazy. While it's in my hand, I usually check for missed calls/messages.

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    9. Re:Professional help... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Looking at the nudie pic of the day? Yep.

      Where do I get that app?

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    10. Re:Professional help... by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      Jokes aside, it works. Not as well as a proper vibrator, and needs a condom big enough to fit the phone, but it works.

    11. Re:Professional help... by knappe+duivel · · Score: 1

      Looking at the nudie pic of the day? Yep.

      Where do I get that app?

      sadly, not through the apple app store

    12. Re:Professional help... by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2

      Where do I get that app?

      (Glances at Internet.) Everywhere, it seems.

    13. Re:Professional help... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      If you feel that way fine. But checking the weather or using it as an Alarm clock that streams NPR I would say is.
      Facebook I don't check that often. Twitter more so.

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    14. Re:Professional help... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      While there are some people overly obsessed with social media, there are others like me that consider some apps invaluable. In the morning, I check the weather and my schedule. Just this morning I realized that I had a scheduling conflict to resolve. These are just two examples. I'm sure others have other use cases.

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    15. Re:Professional help... by obergfellja · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that is what FB was designed for.

    16. Re:Professional help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well now, let's see:

      Option 1: Get up, sit at PC, check mail and Facebook.
      Option 2: Stay in bed, check mail and Facebook. If inbox is empty, go back to sleep/lazing.
      Option 3: Get up, read Slashdot, put on douche hat, suggest fellow geeks are psychologically defective.

      Y'know what, I'll take option 2. The whole point of me being self employed is so I could reduce stress by doing what I want, when I want, where I want. If the inbox is empty and I feel like sleeping in, I do so. The fact that I can check said Inbox by barely moving one arm is a very welcome convenience. Or would you rather I get up for nothing, stumble around half-conscious for 20 minutes, and post inflammatory bile on your favorite news aggregator ?

    17. Re:Professional help... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      You don't need the iTunes App Store.

      Your favorite nudie pic of the day website - Add to Home Screen

    18. Re:Professional help... by MachDelta · · Score: 0

      Funny, I just left 4chan and now I have this weird dejavu feeling...

    19. Re:Professional help... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Same. Of course, since I'm already looking at my phone, if I happen to see that there are new messages... well, I'm already right there. Might as well check. Lets me delay the inevitable task of getting out of bad just a little longer...

    20. Re:Professional help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After examining the circumference of my fingers (muscle memory FTW!), the phone's circumference is roughly the same, and the length of the phone is less, so yes I guess that would work.
      <runs off to the bedrooom>

    21. Re:Professional help... by rolando2424 · · Score: 1

      Is there an app for that?

      Is it because of your plans that you say is there an app for that?

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    22. Re:Professional help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Option 4: Get up, take a shower, and go to work.

      You could at least leave your mom's basement for some breakfast before getting your internet fix. It's like smoking before leaving bed, except you're less likely to catch the pillow on fire.

    23. Re:Professional help... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      That would be expensive for me - if I couldn't shut the damn thing off with my eyes closed, I'd chuck it across the room. I also don't give a flying f*ck what other people are doing or talking about before I've had my morning cup of joe.

      My brother is a morning person. My wife is a morning person. I consider mornings to be evil. Correlation does not imply causation, I'm just sayin'...

    24. Re:Professional help... by mekkab · · Score: 1

      yeah, near-realtime NexRad weather radar is a godsend...

      "hmmm felt a few drops, should we stop walking the dogs and turn around?"
      *beep* *boop*
      "Nah, nothing heavy headed our way for at least a half hour. We can keep going."

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    25. Re:Professional help... by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Yup, "creepy" is about right, but that would be putting it mildly. Why would you throw electronics across the room? Are you really such a thoughtless animal? I have seen a lot of people like that and I seriously cannot understand and cannot relate to that. I once attempted to throw something out of anger or frustration. So I looked around me for something I could throw which I would not regret throwing later... a second or two after that, I went to decide where I could throw it without breaking something important or valuable... by the time I decided what and where to throw, the moment had passed. I'm far too rational to be able to do that. When I was younger, I used to question myself "why I can't be like other people." Later, I questioned "why people can't be rational like me?" Finally, I gave up and just accepted that most people are just idiots and can't think beyond what they believe or what they feel. Welcome to that "lower" category of people.

    26. Re:Professional help... by eepok · · Score: 1

      Or...

      "hmmm felt a few drops, should we stop walking the dogs and turn around?"
      "Nah, a walk in the rain would be nice. Especially with you."
      *swoon*

    27. Re:Professional help... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Or internet porn on your phone. Sometimes, it's the only way to get up in the morning.

    28. Re:Professional help... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      I know it's wrong to expect anything more than a glib remark from a first post, but checking my e-mail from bed allows me to make an informed decision whether to leap out of bed and run to my office (emergency), get up quickly and go straight to my office (important) or rise leisurely, make a cup of tea and wander down the hallway (all clear). The first two aren't that common, but do happen.

    29. Re:Professional help... by Lennie · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what I was thinking about:

      35% use Mobile Apps before getting out of bed, but 80% check mail before getting out of bed ! ;-)

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    30. Re:Professional help... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      There is no excuse for mornings. None, at all. They exist only so that something fills that dead space between sunrise and noon -- the problem is that so many people got the wrong impression and think we're supposed to *use* that time for something.

    31. Re:Professional help... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      I am so glad I'm not the only one who encountered that particular problem when I first (and last) felt the impulse to throw something. I dunno, I just figure most folks should've given up temper tantrums sometime very early in life.

  2. Kind of difficult to concentrate on teh apps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    With a raging hard-on.

    1. Re:Kind of difficult to concentrate on teh apps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  3. how else are you suppused to check the weather? by alen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    look at the weather channel widget on my HTC Inspire. took longer when i had an iphone. and watching TV to find out what the weather is going to be is simply too time consuming

    1. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Open your curtains?

    2. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 2

      Open your curtains?

      Hello curtains, is rain forecast for twelve hours from now?

    3. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      If you bother to learn how, you can judge the existing skies to determine what the weather will be in that timeframe.

    4. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Not any more reliably than just checking the phone that is likely right next to you already.

    5. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only is that more work/less-reliable than checking a forecast, it doesn't tell me anything about the weather two hours away that I need to know about.

    6. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pfft. You whipper snapers ought to know that swelling of the right knee is the most accurate way to forecast weather. But don't confuse it with the left knee; that one predicts supernatural events. I have to go now. The left one is telling me trolls are nearby.

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    7. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Some of us live in an area where weather chances fast and fronts can come in from a variety of directions.

      I live within 2 miles of a mountain range, my weather can be 5-10 degrees F different than my workplace 4 miles away, rain and snow patterns are different. Just looking out the window there doesn't give me a good indication of the forecast for the greater Anchorage area.

    8. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

      I tried double-clicking on them, but it doesn't work

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    9. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And before smartphones, virtually no city residents know how and could be bothered to learn. Hence, news with a weather report, and the weather network.

      Though that still doesn't explain why my parents (and other old people) have to watch the weather network all day.

    10. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use my "phone" as an alarm clock and a clock. Lately I've been checking my clock about 1/2 hour or 45 minutes before I get up. Slow news day.

    11. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Because then they can talk about it! Actually, if I *had* to watch TV, I'd probably prefer that to most of the other channels.

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      which is totally what she said
    12. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by ThinkWeak · · Score: 1

      Welcome to /. Where being snarky and an ass is generally the type of response you get to any question on here.

      I'm right there with you when it comes to using the weather app in the morning. It helps me plan how to dress my kid, close the windows if need be, and what roads to take to work (if possible flooding or blizzard).

    13. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      And here in Alaska, half the year its dark when I go to work, dark when I get off work, a weather app is really the best way to know what the hell it's like outside at 0 Dark Thirty.

      It might have been 20 when I went to bed and it might be -20 when I got up, or vis versa.

      My apartment windows all face the mountains, that doesn't help me see any weather moving in from the North, South or West

    14. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Silent+Objection · · Score: 5, Funny

      Open your curtains?

      What if you aren't a Windows user?

    15. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Altus · · Score: 1

      "0 Dark Thirty"

      Where did you pick that up?

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    16. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      If you bother to learn how, you can judge the existing skies to determine what the weather will be in that timeframe.

      1. Depends on where you live

      2. Hi, you're on slashdot. If there is a simple way to do something not involving electronics, and a nerdy, more complicated way to do something that does involve electronics, and you choose the simple way to do it, you're in the wrong place.

    17. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by martyros · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't live where I live.

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    18. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you bother to learn how, you can judge the existing skies to determine what the weather will be in that timeframe.

      And maybe we can check if our knee's been acting up again, as I reckon that means we're in for a big'un, right, grandpa?

    19. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      It must be really dark in your home.

      At least Windows users can see the light of day!

    20. Re:how else are you suppused to check the weather? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing Alaska.

  4. WTF by OrugTor · · Score: 1

    WTF

    1. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you use a mobile app before falling asleep, it's technically "before getting out of bed", so there's nothing really surprising about the statistic.

    2. Re:WTF by tsa · · Score: 1

      Indeed. What's so special about people going online in bed? People make love before going to sleep and/or before getting out of bed the next morning too. Shouldn't we care about that too? Why don't we see articles about that on /.?

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    3. Re:WTF by meloneg · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you're new here, despite the low ID.

    4. Re:WTF by tsa · · Score: 1

      I said people, not nerds ;)

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  5. I press the snooze button by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    on the screen of my phone while still in bed basically every week day.

    I suspect that's more popular than Facebook...

    1. Re:I press the snooze button by somersault · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was thinking :) I tend to snooze several times..

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      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:I press the snooze button by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      I did away with snooze. I have 3 alarms now.

      Alarm 1: Do you want/need to go in early?
      Alarm 2: Do you want to go in on time?
      Alarm 3: This as late as you should probably go in...

      You get better sleep if you set it for the last possible minute. Harder to do than snooze, but it's true. But if you are just hitting snooze because you don't want to get up instead of being tired I guess it doesn't matter.

    3. Re:I press the snooze button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. My Droid is my alarm and goes off several times each morning. Thankfully I've never thrown my phone across the room in a fit of morning madness like I have many an alarm clock...

    4. Re:I press the snooze button by SwedishPenguin · · Score: 1

      I have a nifty little app that will ask me to add/subtract/multiply a few numbers to snooze/dismiss the alarm, works wonders for getting me out of bed to use a calculator when it's too much to handle for my half-asleep brain. ;) Of course I go right back to bed again but at least I'm somewhat more awake than I would have been just pressing the snooze button.

    5. Re:I press the snooze button by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      My snoozes do the same thing - though for getting the kid to the school bus, not me to work.

      Downside is if I delay on a snooze the rest of the alarms are now late (I think, I've never actually tried). Upside is if I dismiss one the rest all don't sound (oh look there's a blizzard outside, no school bus today).

  6. Slashdot by kvvbassboy · · Score: 1

    Lol.. and I log into Slashdot. Like I am doing right now.. I know, I am a sad, sad person.

    1. Re:Slashdot by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      The trick is to keep your electronics just out of reach. Then you get a little extra motivation to actually get out of bed in the morning.

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    2. Re:Slashdot by khr · · Score: 2

      The trick is to keep your electronics just out of reach.

      ... And your partner within reach... Extra motivation not to get out of bed in the morning...

    3. Re:Slashdot by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Remember who you're talking to; this is Slashdot, where people do not have "partners" that are not battery powered.

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    4. Re:Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a flying alarm clock?

    5. Re:Slashdot by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Battery powered? Don't forget the steampunk contingent. Just put a bit of fuel in the little coke furnace and let it build up some steam for a moment.

  7. in bed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can assure you that in my house the most popular in-bed activity is definitely NOT social networks.

    1. Re:in bed? by somersault · · Score: 1

      You mean you're not getting any? That's a shame.

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      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:in bed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, in your house the most popular in-bed activity is either eating Cheetos while jerking to manga, or reading comic books under the blankets with a flashlight?

    3. Re:in bed? by instagib · · Score: 1

      "... with a fleshlight?"
      FTFY

  8. Brain warmup by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you are sleepy (about to sleep, or just up), doing something non brain intensive like Facebook lets your brain ramp up to the real world with an intermediate step.

    For some people its the news, for some its their mail, for some its coffee, and now for some its Facebook

    1. Re:Brain warmup by Lundse · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      My grogginess, morning personality and lack of selfcontrol re. the snooze button all benefit immensely from having a few webcomics and some light news to lure my brain to wake up. Makes the next step (actually waking up) a bit easier. Together with sleep-as-an-droid, they have made my mornings much better.

      I can only presume the outraged luddites commenting here feel equally horrified by reading a the paper, a book or a comic as part of a wake-up ritual...

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    2. Re:Brain warmup by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, come on. It's not a "brain warmup". It's "OMG I've been asleep for eight hours WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS OFFLINE! I must know!" I took a trip to an offshore island where there was no cell phone service, and one of my companions was beside herself because she couldn't check facebook, couldn't update her status to tell everyone she was on an island, couldn't upload photos and get jealous comments from her acquaintances. This is a person who took shots of every dish we were served at dinner...WTF? Halfway through the ferry trip to the mainland, her phone got service again. You should have seen her face, she was ecstatic like a serious journalist on Obama's election night.

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    3. Re:Brain warmup by Metabolife · · Score: 1

      Funny, I've done this twice already. It's just really relaxing for 5 minutes before getting up.

    4. Re:Brain warmup by schlachter · · Score: 1

      I find this ramp up to be critical in order to support my day of reading news online, checking email, and updating facebook.

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    5. Re:Brain warmup by Hatta · · Score: 1

      For some people its the news, for some its their mail, for some its coffee, and now for some its Facebook

      Sure, but people tend to get out of bed for those.

      Also reading the paper or mail is a self limiting activity. It's easy to spend all day on social networks, and starting something like that before you even get out of bed could just encourage you to stay there.

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    6. Re:Brain warmup by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      How do you read the paper or a book without first getting out of bed? Last I checked my paper wasn't delivered under my pillow. I'd rather just keep my eyes shut and listen to the radio.

      We're not luddites. We're just not technophiliacs.

    7. Re:Brain warmup by Lundse · · Score: 1

      Bedside table/pile.

      The luddite comment was meant for whoever posted that I need professional help. I assume you too need help, using a radio so early in your day :-)

      Radio or RSS-reader, just ways to get the news in bed. As a waking up ritual. I am just saying that my choice of technology is not a problem, just as yours is not.

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    8. Re:Brain warmup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read TFA, towards the end they actually say that this is becoming a widespread behaviour:

      "Ericsson ConsumerLab studies also reveal what may be a turning point – regardless of the device they are using, people are increasingly discovering how difficult it is when they are not continuously connected to the cloud."

      I guess the next step would be to stay connected while you are asleep. Raise your hand if you have nightmares about people with 4G dongles stuck to the back of their heads.

  9. It could be the vibrator app by Chrisq · · Score: 0

    It could be the vibrator app.

  10. Santa? by jaksongitr · · Score: 1

    How do they know when you're specifically in bed? Sounds kind of alarming actually...

    1. Re:Santa? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Umm.. they ask you? The summary even says "according to a survey.

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      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:Santa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they know when you're specifically in bed? Sounds kind of alarming actually...

      It was a survey.

  11. No thank you... by Ceiynt · · Score: 1

    My phone doesn't even come into the bedroom with me. It stays in the living room at night. If it's so deathly important for someone to get a hold of me, I have a door bell.

    1. Re:No thank you... by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't have a smartphone (and it will quite possibly be hell freezes over before I get one willingly) but as soon as I get home it's tossed onto the kitchen counter and generally ignored until the nxt morning. There is a landline beside my bed and if it's *THAT* f'ing important you can call me on it. Otherwise you wait until morning.

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    2. Re:No thank you... by Combatso · · Score: 1

      You take your doorbell to bed with you?

      I'd rather get a quiet text message than have someone ring my doorbell.. to each their own I suspect.

    3. Re:No thank you... by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      That's a great idea, if everyone important in your life lives within a distance that's drivable in an emergency.

    4. Re:No thank you... by erroneus · · Score: 0

      I hate people like you. It takes time to do things like travel. Your friends and families have emergencies from time to time but you seem pretty comfortable not caring about them and so you probably deserve neither. But there are quite a few people like you -- my own brother is such a person. Funny thing is, while he manages to take that approach for his life, he seems to get awfully bent when other people don't answer their phones. And of course, he is just fine with not keeping people up to date and keeping in touch.

      The only way for that lifestyle to work is if you are the center of the universe. I'm sure you are the center of your own universe, but unless you are the center of everyone else's, you are likely missing out on a lot and of course you also don't seem to mind alienating others. You must be a really happy person.

    5. Re:No thank you... by kenj0418 · · Score: 1

      Settle down. This is slashdot. If an emergency needs his immediate attention, his mom will just come downstairs and wake him up.

    6. Re:No thank you... by alen · · Score: 1

      who talks on the phone these days? phones are for surfing the net, reading books, reading newspapers, watching movies, listening to music, twitter, facebook and whatever else i'm missing. my phone is used for talking maybe an hour a month

    7. Re:No thank you... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I'd rather use the doorbell as a filter. If it's important enough to matter, you'll do more than text message me.

    8. Re:No thank you... by Combatso · · Score: 4, Funny

      what if my text reads "dude, your doorbell is broken?"

    9. Re:No thank you... by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      a couple months ago I used one of my "anytime minutes". I told everyone I used my anytime minute.

    10. Re:No thank you... by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      It must be nice to have a job that will never, ever require you to come in and put out fires in the server room at 2 AM.

    11. Re:No thank you... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Actually I stopped using my landline. I've got an answering machine and if it's important a message will be left. I don't get many mobile phone calls but when I do I'll answer them (phone in it's dorky holder on my trousers in a pile on the floor so that by the time I've dug it out I'm awake enough to answer).

      I may get a smart phone someday, but only because it seems that may become the only option in the US in a few years. But I sure as hell won't buy a data plan.

    12. Re:No thank you... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Then why call it a phone???
      Why aren't they selling PDAs instead of smart phones???

    13. Re:No thank you... by Arlet · · Score: 1

      If the emergency is serious enough, it will still be there in the morning.

    14. Re:No thank you... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Because only dorks have PDA's.

    15. Re:No thank you... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      What about all the dorks with smart phones who mistakenly think they're cool?

  12. Guilty. by swanzilla · · Score: 1

    alarm >> /. >> woot >>drudge >> shower

    1. Re:Guilty. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this 'shower' app of which you speak???

  13. Email & Texting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Generally the first thing I do is check the time. Since I'm some kind of hipster apparently I more or less only have my cell phone as a bedside clock. Then after realizing I'm late to be getting up, I immediately notice the four hundred emails and texts that poured in throughout the night, and proceed to go through each and every one before crawling out of bed and facing the harsh reality that is THE COLD TOILET SEAT.

    Facebook isn't on that list. I could give two shits less.

    1. Re:Email & Texting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Couldn't give," you hipster swine.

  14. Users? by softWare3ngineer · · Score: 1

    How many users is that? I had trouble finding figures for the total number of android users.

  15. Meow by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

    Only if the alarm clock on my smart phone counts. I need to have it near me 24/7 (for that one time in 2 years there's a server emergency), so I may as well use it instead of the cheap old alarm clock. Never mind the amusing apologies from my boss when he behind-dials my number again.

    I don't usually check the weather forecast until I'm out of the bathroom.

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    1. Re:Meow by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Subject raises a point: I would use my smartphone before getting out of bed, but my cats start biting me if they see me awake and not putting food in their bowls.

    2. Re:Meow by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      I don't need an alarm clock. I have a little child. Much more reliable - also it doesn't have an off button so hard to turn around and continue sleeping. Very effective.

    3. Re:Meow by Billlagr · · Score: 1

      Same, unfortunately the alarm time is frequently unreliable, and way, way too early

  16. personal growth chart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use an app to record my personal growth chart... I have to use it in the morning to make sure the measurement is when I'm at my most manly

    1. Re:personal growth chart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep at it, and one of these days I'm sure it'll be as long as your iPhone.

  17. Oh, No. by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    "The most popular in-bed activity is accessing social networks." Thanks, my wife has hidden my Andriod and she turned it off.

  18. euphemisms by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    "The most popular in-bed activity is accessing social networks."

    Is that what the kids are calling "hooking up" these days?

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    1. Re:euphemisms by Combatso · · Score: 1

      kinda changes the dynamic of 'poke' doesnt it

  19. Skewed sample by davevr · · Score: 2, Funny

    These are Americans - how many get out of bed during the day at all? Because that could skew things...

    1. Re:Skewed sample by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I'm trying, but the school refuses to move classes to somewhere that I can view from bed.

  20. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, you gotta tell the CIA and the FBI what you have planned for the day! Duh!

  21. Numbers are higher for nighttime checkins by itwbennett · · Score: 1

    Also, not surprisingly, 72% check Facebook from bed before going to sleep and 20% check Twitter. That's what happens when you keep your smartphone on your nightstand and/or work on your laptop into the wee hours.

    1. Re:Numbers are higher for nighttime checkins by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      If I can't sleep, I'll use Wikipanion and read about something boring. Like obscure WW1 or WW2 airplanes, warship or tanks.

      Last night SMS Goeben battlecruiser.

      In the morning I check Twitter breaking news quick to see what blew up, then off to the shower.

  22. Which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thirty-five percent of Android and iPhone owners in the U.S. use apps such as Facebook on their smartphone before even getting out of bed

    Eighteen percent of users log in while they are still in bed,

    35 or 18?

    1. Re:Which is it? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      35% check an application that shows you the most recent updates
      18% actually log into their account to update their status

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  23. When infant children scream you out of bed... by syousef · · Score: 2

    ...the last thing you're going to do is pause to check who bought a new pig in farmville.

    What age bracket did they survey?

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    1. Re:When infant children scream you out of bed... by Combatso · · Score: 1

      When my infant screams me awake My wife brings him in to our bed... I dont want to disturb his sleep, so I will do some surfin, news checkin, hockey scores, etc on my iPod for that last 15 - 20 minutes of quiet time.

    2. Re:When infant children scream you out of bed... by PetiePooo · · Score: 1

      When infant children scream you out of bed...

      I was thinking the same thing. Either these people don't have young children. Or they ARE young children...

    3. Re:When infant children scream you out of bed... by Telvin_3d · · Score: 1

      And? What percentage of the population do you think has children young enough to wake them on a regular basis? I'd be shocked if it's as high as 5%

    4. Re:When infant children scream you out of bed... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      No kids, never will have them around, so its easy read myself to sleep and check the news when getting up.

    5. Re:When infant children scream you out of bed... by meloneg · · Score: 1

      A couple basic assumptions* and some simple arithmetic** says it's about 2.5%.

      * These are probably horrible assumptions, but hey I'm not even getting paid to do this analysis.
            Average lifespan: 80-years
            Duration a newborn is likely to do this: 1 year
            Average household size: 2

      ** (1/80) * 2

    6. Re:When infant children scream you out of bed... by sootman · · Score: 1

      Key word: infant. The kid-screaming-waking-up thing doesn't last very long.* Even if you have a few kids, that's only a few years, and what percentage of the population do you think has multiple infants at any given time?

      * though I understand if you're in the middle of it it might seem like forever. :-)

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    7. Re:When infant children scream you out of bed... by irrational_design · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know. My oldest was a screamer until she was 6 years old or so (nightmares). We have 6 children so we have been getting up in the middle of the night with kids non-stop for about 14 years.

    8. Re:When infant children scream you out of bed... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      When someone has kids no matter what their age, they tend to have moved into the demographic that realizes there are more important things in the world than self.

  24. I thought I was the only one... by singhulariti · · Score: 1

    Turns out there are others who need to get a life...

  25. That's silly by kehren77 · · Score: 1

    Why would you need to use mobile apps before you get to the bathroom? I know that's where my mobile app use starts.

  26. Slashdot geeks love by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    iWank!

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  27. I use an app in Bed before gettign up. by drolli · · Score: 1

    Technically, pressing snooze on the built-in alarm clock qualifies as "using an app", but luckily its not connected to facebook.

    1. Re:I use an app in Bed before gettign up. by ChinggisK · · Score: 1

      Technically, pressing snooze on the built-in alarm clock qualifies as "using an app", but luckily its not connected to facebook.

      Yet.

    2. Re:I use an app in Bed before gettign up. by Kompressor · · Score: 1

      Here's what came to mind:

      Facebook vs. Snooze - An app that ties in to facebook in such a way that others see a "wake up" button [on your wall / in your news feed / something] at the time you set your alarm to go off. When someone clicks it, the button disables and your alarm rings. Pushing snooze not only silences your alarm, but re-enables said button.

      Hilarity ensues as people try to claim the honor of being the jerkface who finally woke you up.

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    3. Re:I use an app in Bed before gettign up. by drolli · · Score: 1

      Combine with the acceleration sensor to detect if you throw you phone against the wall.

  28. Americans... by the_hellspawn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    are freakin' retarded. No, I will take that back retards are smarter than these people. These 35% of users really need to self remove themselves from the gene pool as soon as possible.

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    1. Re:Americans... by the_hellspawn · · Score: 0

      Flamebait? Why because it is true is why!

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  29. What about this poll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    % of people who play Angry Birds while on the loo...

  30. not really shocking by Combatso · · Score: 1

    small portable information screens can be used in bed.. I read books on my iPod, sometimes i read in bed. am i supposed to get up before I read something? I would say this is better for mental health than listening to the Morning Zoo, with Hawkeye and the Beej, or turning on a TV to watch Royal Wedding news.

  31. And 35% more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also use apps on the toilet I know I do.

  32. Applications? Not really... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Applications are supposed to be for productive work on your computer. Facebook is neither productive nor work. Really, it is better called a game.

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  33. I cannot believe nobody's posted the xkcd link by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1
  34. Surveyed Population by eepok · · Score: 1

    I wonder if their survey population included only those who use Facebook via a smart phone and not "all Android and iPhone users".

    I'd also like to know what kind of question they used to derive such a conclusion.

    "Have you ever..." and "Do you regularly..." are often interchanged in marketing surveys for this very purpose.

    1. Re:Surveyed Population by eepok · · Score: 1

      From the report (http://www.ericsson.com/res/docs/2011/silicon_valley_brochure_letter.pdf):

      "To date in 2011, 35 percent of US Android/iPhone users interact with non-voice applications on their smartphones before getting out of bed. The most common activity here is checking Facebook â" 18 percent of social networking users log in while their heads are still on the pillow."

      That can easily mean that people turn off their alarms in bed. 18% of SOCIAL NETWORKING USERS log in while in bed.

      Completely different from the summary.

    2. Re:Surveyed Population by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      They soliticted the survey participants with an ad on Facebook.

      The Zuck probably even gave them the free ad space.

  35. Weirdo? by war4peace · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who doesn't really use Facebook? I have an account but I never login unless I receive some strange friend request and HAVE to log in to reject it.
    I think Facebook is some sort of "I have nothing to do with my time so I go to Facebook to make time pass". I find 24 hours to not be enough for all the important things. Facebook is NOT one of those things. At all.
    I think that makes me a weirdo nowadays...

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    1. Re:Weirdo? by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

      No you're not the only one. In fact, I would be shocked if anyone could claim being the only one that does any conceivable activity that's humanly possible. Not including current world record holders but then again, they probably weren't the first with that record and they won't be the last. So the bad news is you're not that special. But the good news is you can find a friend...on Facebook!

    2. Re:Weirdo? by lucian1900 · · Score: 1

      I've even disabled emails from facebook and made extra sure the account is not immediately linkable to me.

  36. Me, too. by nonregistered · · Score: 1

    The Alarm Clock.

  37. Re:Applications? Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is talking about mobile apps. Facebook has a mobile app on multiple platforms. Amazingly you have absolutely no authority to make up that definition for the rest of the engilsh speaking world.

  38. Cultural ignorance! by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    HEY! Not getting out of bed is not an american tradition. It's a Russian tradition, centuries old.

  39. first order of business by carpefishus · · Score: 1

    The first order of business upon waking up is to pee. The sample group must have all been dehydrated.

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    1. Re:first order of business by meloneg · · Score: 1

      Nah! That feeling usually doesn't hit till after you get out from under the covers and the cold hits.

  40. Alarm clock? by Steev · · Score: 1

    I use my iPhone for an alarm clock, so I guess I'm in that 35%.

    1. Re:Alarm clock? by EricWright · · Score: 1

      Was thinking the same thing. I may check the weather, but I always have to turn off the damn alarm!

  41. Whoops by Triv · · Score: 1

    The study appears to have missed something fairly crucial and not especially obvious to people over 30 - they differentiate phone calls from "smartphone non-voice usage" at various times of the day, but apparently fail to take into account the fact that, for many young people, their alarm clocks are apps on their phones - I interact with my phone every morning in bed, but it's because it's waking me up, not because I'm checking facebook.

    1. Re:Whoops by Triv · · Score: 1

      ...which, if I had bothered to read the opening paragraph instead of jumping right to the charts, I would have noticed was factored in and included as "interaction."

      Whoops indeed.

      My issue I guess is with the summary - "apps such as facebook" implies applications with functionality similar to facebook, rather than applications, one of which is a facebook app.

      ah well.

  42. Usually I know it the night before by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    but I am a Luddite. No TV or computer in my bedroom. Not even the iPad invades our space. Though we did talk about putting a TV in the bathroom behind the mirror. That might happen. If anything not having the world show up in our bedroom has made life so much better.

    Now I will admit to the cell phones do have cradles in the bedroom.

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    1. Re:Usually I know it the night before by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Research shows that couples with a TV in their bedroom have less sex than those without. So good call.

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    2. Re:Usually I know it the night before by afidel · · Score: 0

      Because most couples without a TV in the bedroom are poor young people with little better than drinking and f*cking to do? Once again correlation does not equal causation.

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  43. Alarm? by SoulMaster · · Score: 1

    I'd guess this # would go up if people counted their alarms as an App. Mine definitely is, as I use a Droid w/ a Doc and a customizer app to reprogram my camera button into a "snooze". Thus, I use an app before I even wake up.

  44. Only when sick. by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    I generally make a point of having the only electricity-using devices in the bedroom be the lights and the alarm clock. (And if my wife didn't require it be a radio alarm clock, I'd make do with an old fashioned wind-up 'hammer-between-two-bells' model.) My phone's charger is in the home office one room over. The phone rings loud enough that it will wake me up; but I don't leave it in the bedroom.

    Only caveat - if I'm sick and stuck in bed. Then I'll use the phone in bed.

    I occasionally read a book on my iPad in bed at night; but don't use it in the morning before getting out of bed.

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  45. 35 percent admit to bedroom mobile “apping&r by David+Gerard · · Score: 5, Funny

    35% of US smartphone users admit to using apps before even getting out of bed. Doctors advise the other 65% that it is "entirely natural" and "nothing to be ashamed of."

    The most popular in-bed activity admitted to is accessing "social networks," as respondents called it, doing air-quotes. The most common complaint is that the screen is too small to display photos properly, and that it does not wipe clean sufficiently well. Many were tempted to buy a tablet next.

    Smartphone vendors and app writers have tried to capitalise on the bedroom market. Vibrate mode is particularly popular and is thought to be driving the accessories market for protective silicone cases.

    "Social networking" (air-quoted) remains important when people first wake up, since most are alone and will forever stay that way. 20 percent do a last "check-in" (also air-quoted) before going to sleep at night.

    Sociologists suggest the bedroom "apping" phenomenon will be self-limiting, given the effects on fertility of carrying a microwave transmitter in your pocket all day right next to your gonads.

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  46. Re:Social Networking in bed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess whether you call it social networking depends on who and how many people are in bed with you.

  47. Sleep-As-An-Droid is nice by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I've tried using that and some other sleep-detection systems (currently using a Zeo, which gives a lot more detail about your sleep process.) Having the alarm go off when you're in lighter parts of the sleep cycle is much better than having it go off in deeper parts.

    But if you're having lots of grogginess problems in the morning, you might check whether you've got sleep apnea or other sleep problems.

    I've got an indoor/outdoor thermometer in the bedroom - it helps to know what the temperatures are like before I get dressed. Sure, I could get fancy and have an app telling me what the temperature is at the office instead of at home, but it's not that necessary.

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  48. Internet Connectivity at Burning Man by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Some years ago, one thing people commented about liking about Burning Man was that they were really really offline, middle of nowhere, no phone or Internet, if they had any communications it was walkie-talkies to friends in their camp. You could Be Here Now, because you couldn't really be anywhere else. Even Brad's Phone Booth didn't change that much, because there was just one of it and it stayed in one place and you could stand in line.

    Now that people have done really cool stuff with satellites and wifi nets and such, you have to try harder to be offline.

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  49. Oblig XKCD.... by trancemission · · Score: 0
  50. Re:Social Networking in bed? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    Technically you can network with just two, but I prefer a well connected grid.

  51. Working from bed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use my phone to work from bed. I work mostly from home, managing an off-shore team, so my typical day goes something like:

    1) Alarm goes off at 08:45.
    2) Check to see if there are any emails that can't wait.
    3) If 'yes', and they can't be answered with a quick one-liner, grudging haul my carcass out of bed to crank up the kettle and the laptop.
    4) Otherwise - i.e. 90% of the time - go back to sleep for another half-hour. Go to (2) and repeat until I need to do some work, or I need a piss, or lunch beckons.

    It works very well. If anything urgent happens I'll deal with it, otherwise I get to snooze; and to hell and back with anyone who doesn't appreciate the joy of snoozing, doubly so when you're getting paid for it. Now and again, if my wife wakes me up while she's getting ready for work, I'll send out an email in the early morning to give the impression (apparently successfully) that I'm primed and raring to go at 07:00, and of course waking up (for the first time) at 08:45 means that I can send more emails in the dead of night. So my colleagues believe that I work for 18 hours a day, I get lots of quality bed time, and everybody wins!

  52. Well right now... by w4rl5ck · · Score: 1

    I'm reading /. on my well-known brand ?phone, at 7:40 am naturally... in bed.

    Either I'm doing something very right, or very wrong.

    I let you decide ;)

  53. wow)) by neoncomp · · Score: 1

    huge numbers))) this good Needofmobile

  54. The other 65% by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    Definitely got the better deal in that bargain.

  55. Facebook in bed? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can think of at least 2 better things to do in bed...

    PS. capcha was "slothful"