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  1. Re:Power Requirement on Nvidia 480-Core Graphics Card Approaches 2 Teraflops · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that you have to have the video card traveling at 88 MPH.

  2. Are you sure? on Carbon Dioxide and Water Found On Exoplanet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are they sure that someone didn't spill soda pop on the lens, when they took the measurements? Hmm, this spectroscopic analysis seems remarkably like the spectrum of Pepsi.

    Unless, of course, our new alien overlords also drink Pepsi!

  3. Sounds Like another Star Trek Spinoff on Enterprise 2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The title sounds like another spinoff of the Star Trek TV series. Like we need another one of those....

  4. New Commercials? on Apple Quietly Recommends Antivirus Software For Macs · · Score: -1, Troll

    So when can I expect to see a new Apple commercial, apologizing to the Vista guy for ripping about the lack of security of MS's operating system?

    Maybe one where the Vista guy is dressed in his kingly garb, and the Mac guy bowing on one knee before him. I'd then expect the Vista guy to whack the Mac guy on the head with his scepter. Take that, Apple!

  5. What Pisses Me Off... on Lori Drew Trial Results In 3 Misdemeanor Convictions · · Score: 4, Interesting

    is that Ashley Grills, who wrote the actual message about the world being better off without Megan Meier, had immunity protection from being prosecuted, for testifying against Lori Drew! This woman is just as evil as Lori Drew, and should be punished as well!

  6. Not Thought Out... on Houses With Tails · · Score: 1

    I don't think this idea has been thought out all the way.

    I like the idea, but for neighborhoods with association members that are not technically adept, what will they do to maintain the network? Do it themselves?? I don't think so. If they attempt it, it will be a support nightmare. If they are unwilling/unable, they will have to hire an outside person/firm to help them support the network. We already have this with ISP companies with dedicated IT support staff.

    This would work with people living in the neighborhood who know what they're doing, but I don't think this will work on a wholesale basis. And God forbid I move into a neighborhood that has adequate neighbors maintaining the network, just to have them move away later, and have the neighborhood drunk take over the network administration.

  7. Re:WTF?? on IBM's But-I-Only-Got-The-Soup Patent · · Score: 1

    Nope, didn't RTFA at all! Got that quote from the header. :)

    Yeah, I didn't realize before that the patent was on a device, would have been nice if the dunderhead who posted the article made that clear. Require me to read the article? The nerve of some people!! :)

  8. Author's Name?? on jQuery in Action · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who names their kid "Bear"??

    Ah well, could be worse, I guess. Coulda named him "Chicken" or "Goat".

  9. WTF?? on IBM's But-I-Only-Got-The-Soup Patent · · Score: 1

    'Though U.S. Pat. No. 5,933,812 to Meyer, et al. discussed previously provides for an entire table of patrons to pay the total bill using a credit card, including the gratuity

    Since when has paying a restaurant bill with a credit card for a group been patented? Does this mean that I'm paying royalties every time I treat my friends when we go out to eat??

    Separate checks, please!!

  10. Already Been Developed... on Ethical Killing Machines · · Score: 1

    They're called infantry.

  11. Re:Spice model on HP Creates First Hybrid Memristor Chip · · Score: 5, Informative

    Who is the idiot modding this as Funny? A SPICE model is an engineering tool used to diagram circuits. It is NOT related to any of the Spice Girls!!! :p

    Where's the link to MetaModerate?? grrr...

  12. To What End? on Researchers Latch Onto BitTorrent To Spot Connection Problems · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From TFA:

    The main goal of this plugin is to reliably find problems in the network and raise alerts about them. As a user, you want to be sure that you are getting the service that you're paying for and be notified quickly about network problems, especially those that can lead to compensation for service interruption.

    As a user, so what if I know what the problem with my ISP's network is? I still have to call their crappy support lines, and wait the hours it takes their idiot technicians to fix the fucking problem.

  13. From TFA... on Symantec Reports Spate of Attacks Via Recent Windows Flaw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Arbor Networks disputed Symantec's interpretation, saying, "we're not seeing this rise, not on TCP port 445 and not on TCP port 139. Looking over the last month we don't see this rise in MS08-067 attacks that would raise any alarms for us," in a Friday blog posting.

    Both McAfee and Microsoft echoed those sentiments.

    Seems like a shameless plug for Symantec to "look better" than their competitors. Crying wolf here won't get them the additional sales they think they will get.

  14. Could have been done earlier.... on MSI Wind U100, Overclocked With Liquid Nitrogen · · Score: 2

    was cooled down to about -20 to achieve the new world mark.

    They could have done this alot easier by performing the experiment in my back yard in January (I live in the upper Midwest).

  15. Desperate Measures... on Drinking Coffee From a Cup In Space · · Score: 1

    an astronaut inventing a zero-g coffee cup.

    Someone needs to switch to decaf, I'm thinking...

  16. What do \. readers do? on How To Help Our Public Schools With Technology? · · Score: -1

    1. Diatribe on the benefits of *nix over other operating systems
    2. Diatribe on the bad products and business practices of Microsoft
    3. Diatribe on how annoying it is that \. readers do not RTFA
    4. Diatribe on the diatribes of \.ers

    and finally,

    5. Surf pr0n (preferably goat pr0n) on their PCs in their parents' basements!!

    Hey, you asked.

  17. Re:Additional Social Benefits... on Study Recommends Online Gaming, Social Networking For Kids · · Score: 1

    I wasn't trying to comment on the attractiveness of female dwarfs. It was the next best choice of non-human races. Would you have reacted better if I had included orcs? Trolls? GNOMES?!?!????

  18. Additional Social Benefits... on Study Recommends Online Gaming, Social Networking For Kids · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Better/more productive interaction with trolls and orcs
    2. Able to dual wield weapons years earlier than other kids
    3. Greater self-esteem when leveling

    and most importantly...

    4. Able to talk to virtual characters of the female (elf, dwarf, whatever) persuasion!!

  19. Thanks... on CRTC Rules Bell Can Squeeze Downloads · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Now I can sleep well at night, knowing the unique environment you are in.

  20. John Holmes move over... on Scientists Create Easier Way To Embed Objects Into Video · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes! Now you too can star in your very own pr0n movie!

    Ah, the wonders of software!

  21. In Other News.... on India's Chandrayaan Lands Impact Probe On the Moon · · Score: 1, Funny

    Indian officials have announced the first 7-11 on the Moon will open in early 2009.

  22. The moment when.... on When Does Powering Down Servers Make Sense? · · Score: 4, Funny

    you see the Windows logo appear? (sorry, couldn't resist)

  23. Re:Fine, go ahead... on Duplicating Your Housekeys, From a Distance · · Score: 1

    Does your pitbull like playing with a well swung crowbar? Dogs are not a panacea, especially against someone who knows what he's doing.

    Haha, you wouldn't get a chance to swing it. The dog would be on you the moment you opened the door, and once he has a lock on your arm/leg/whatever, all thoughts of swinging said crowbar would leave your mind. I'm not saying dogs are a panacea, but it was a tongue-in-cheek response to the fact that most burglars are deterred by other means of home protection (dogs, guns, security systems, etc.).

  24. Fine, go ahead... on Duplicating Your Housekeys, From a Distance · · Score: 4, Funny

    make copies of my keys. Have fun "playing" with my pitbull waiting for you on the other side of the door.

  25. How about this? on Alternatives to Daylight Saving Time? · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is the best way for humans to deal with the inconsistent amount of light over the year and still foster coordination over disparate time zones?

    Turn on a lamp.