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  1. Re:Have any of the workers developed superpowers? on Radioactive Water Found In Two Reactor Buildings · · Score: 0

    Not just any kind of pinned to the ceiling: "One of the shield plugs on top of the reactor vessel impaled the third man through his groin and exited his shoulder, pinning him to the ceiling."

  2. Re:Damn! on Japan Earthquake May Have Shifted Earth's Axis · · Score: 0

    Like a New Zealander...

  3. Re:so her voice is different now? on Woman's Voice Restored After Larynx Transplant · · Score: 0

    It would probably take an Armageddon.

  4. Re:This raises questions: on Woman's Voice Restored After Larynx Transplant · · Score: 0

    You can teach gorillas sign language, but they will have a rather low vocabulary, and they don't use grammar rules.

    Don't use grammar rules? "Using a semicolon isn't hard; I once saw a party gorilla do it." - The Oatmeal

  5. Re:HMS Invincible on Top Gear on British Aircraft Carrier For Sale On Auction Site · · Score: 0

    Ah I was just thinking about Top Gear before. I say the BBC should buy the carrier for them. Think of the special challenge episode they could come up with that.

  6. HMS Invincible on British Aircraft Carrier For Sale On Auction Site · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not so invincible now.

  7. Re:Oblig. Futurama reference on US Army Develops Tooth Cleaning Gum · · Score: 0
  8. Re:Collect 'em all! on Soviet Image Editing Tool From 1987 · · Score: 0

    Because they are in Soviet Russia.

  9. Re:If they really wanted to generate buzz... on MySpace Revamps Site To Recapture the Magic · · Score: 0

    They did.

  10. Re:Space sucks on Earth-Like Planet That Could Sustain Life Found · · Score: 0

    On second thought, with our loss of liberties, earth will soon suck, too.

    If the earth didn't suck we'd all fall off...

  11. Re:A rather small set of unit tests on Researcher Builds Machines That Daydream · · Score: 0

    I lol'd. score++

  12. Re:For the love of God! on Paleontologists Discover World's Horniest Dinosaur · · Score: 0

    A Greek and an Italian

    A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

    Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

    The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

    And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

    The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"

  13. Re:ISS on You're Never More Than 115 Miles From McDonald's · · Score: 0

    Well if the ISS was to count, then what about when it's on the far side of the planet?

  14. Re:Great on Intel CTO Says Future Phones Will Sense Your Mood · · Score: 0

    This will all end in tears.

    but at least we'll all know about them.

  15. This water, on Researchers Develop "Tea Bag" Water Filter · · Score: 0

    it tastes salty.

  16. Re:Huh? on Foursquare-Style Checking In For Couch Potatoes · · Score: 0

    True. I reckon the right hardware's all there, it's just a matter of the companies programming the things to get around to it. On that note, would be nice to see an open source HDMI tv.

  17. Filter on Teacher Asks Students To Plan a Terrorist Attack · · Score: 0

    See this is exactly the kind of thing we need to protect our children from with the internet filter.

  18. Re:how retro-futurist on Touchless Gesture User Interfaces · · Score: 0

    You don't think the Demolition Man helmet experience would be better than current internet porn?

  19. Re:Huh? on Foursquare-Style Checking In For Couch Potatoes · · Score: 0

    Both my media pc and ps3 have wifi and bluetooth.

  20. And in other news... on EA Says Game Development Budgets Have Peaked · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    640K of memory should be enough for anybody.

  21. Re:Specialization is not the future on Skills Needed For a Future In IT · · Score: 0

    the rotation of media coming and going from Iron Maiden's offsite facility

    That's one rockin backup plan!

    I can imagine Eddie safely transporting backup tapes via motorcycle.

  22. Re:Its Amazing on Foursquare-Style Checking In For Couch Potatoes · · Score: 0

    Anyone in favor of starting over the internet?

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  23. Re:Huh? on Foursquare-Style Checking In For Couch Potatoes · · Score: 0

    In the future: Cell phones will double as entertainment center remote controls,

    The future as in when they start putting infrared transmitters on phones and allowing the easy installation of 3rd party software?

  24. Make that 7 reasons on Six Reasons Why Flash Isn't Going Away · · Score: 0
  25. Re:Phone sex over video chat doesn't count on Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex · · Score: 0

    There's an app for that!