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  1. Mom on How Do You Organize Your Gear? · · Score: 5, Funny

    My mother does all my organizing for me, you insensitive clod!

  2. I have a better solution... on SliMP3 Successor; Radio Station in a Box · · Score: 2, Interesting

    $299 for this OR...

    $199 - Tivo
    $50 - USB Wireless Adaptor
    $50 - Home Media Option
    $0 - JavaHMO (Streaming music)

    Problem solved, same price and I get to skip commercials!

  3. Still Better on Gates Comdex Keynote Shows Plans, Matrix Spoof · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm...still looks better than Revolutions.

  4. Well, I Guess I'm Guilty on Jail Time for Movie Swappers · · Score: 3, Funny

    At home right now in my laptop I have a DVD in the tray. That drive is shared automatically as D$.

    Come arrest me!

    Idiots.

  5. Used for Product Espionage (Oblig Simpsons) on UIUC Creates World's Fastest Transistor Again · · Score: 3, Funny

    Earlier today, the blazing speed of the transistor was put to the test to pull apart the makeup of the sought-after "Flaming Homer"

    Prof. Frink of the University of Illinois had this to say...

    "Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the new transistor, the secret ingredient is...Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?"

  6. I'm surprised they don't use UPS, FedEx on Who Makes MapQuest's Maps? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm suprised they don't strike up a deal with UPS, FedEx, and other companies that travel around alot that allows them to hook up receivers and use it to grab data that they can compare to their db.

    Should be easy to tell if a street is new, changed, or whatever. Then they'd just have to send someone out there to verify the new data.

    I'm actually surprised that this is how they do it. I've always assumed they hire people to drive over every road, but I figured there was a much better way to collect what I'm sure is a shitload of data.

  7. It's not anti-piracy... on MPAA Ruins Own Films As Anti-Piracy Measure · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just Tyler Durden messing around again. Look closely and you'll find it's a penis.

  8. Us Californians Don't Need Spam Anyway... on California Tries Spam Ban · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...our penises, credit ratings, and mortgages are all in tip-top shape as is!

  9. The Big Question... on Principal Photography on Star Wars III Complete · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Will we be seeing the Star Wars Kid?

  10. Possible Advertising Campaign? on Intel Demos New P4 'Extreme Edition' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Saturday. Saturday! SATURDAY!

    At Intel Headquarters!

    Witness the unveiling of the next...

    Biggest!

    Meanest!

    Fastest processor you can imagine.

    Pen-Pent-Pentium EXXXXXTREME

    It's 3.2 gigahertz of binary badness.

    Come witness as it peforms calculations at mind-boggling speeds!

    Special Guest The Blue Man Group

    Tickets start at $20 for adults, discounts for children and seniors

    If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail...

    And if you're in jail, break out!

  11. Upon Further Examination... on Electronic Voting: Your Worst Nightmares are True · · Score: 5, Funny

    The following names were found in the data...

    Edgar Neubauer
    Prudence Goodwyfe
    Mr. and Mrs. Bananas
    Humphrey Boa-Gart
    Snowball I

    As expected they all voted for Sideshow Bob

  12. Care Not Cash on Gov't Proposes Massive Homeless Tracking System · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the benefits of a system like this will be that the government agencies that give money or care to the homeless will not have to worry about people coming in under five different names to collect their benefits. I'm a developer for the city of SF and worked on the Care Not Cash system after it was voted in. One of the highlights was creating a fingerprinting system to stop homeless people from abusing the system like this. Privacy advocates went nuts, but the bottom line was to stop the abuse. It saves money and gives money to the people who need it in the long run.

  13. 11 on Is Louder Better? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

  14. The thing is... on Desktop Linux Sliding in Under the Radar? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Those Hotbar auto-installs have gone too far!

  15. Not necessarily a bad thing on Comcast Offers Trial Of Microsoft TV Software · · Score: 1

    If you've seen the screenshots from the Windows Home Media version, the interface could for this could be pretty slick. I've had an AT&T/Comcast box for three years now. As every other poster has pointed out, it's horrendous. Only 30 minute previews, obtrusive ads, slow response. If you press 551 on the remote and then hit guide, it takes you to channel 002. Lame. One of the nice things about owning a Tivo is it give a respectable ui to navigate the channels.

    But I digress...

    ANY alternative would be acceptable to the garbage you have to deal with now...even if it is from Microsoft. I'm ignoring the blue screen jokes, because we all know that probably won't happen (but they're still funny). Hopefully they'll give us a better ui for a more enjoyable experience of watching tv.

  16. Upside on WiFi Exposes Sensitive Student Data · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess Match.com and Yahoo Personals will have plenty of photos of young nubile girls to fill the fake ads on their service with.

  17. Read this one Bart on Why Johnny Can't Handwrite · · Score: 1

    Quentin and Tammy went to the zoo on Sunday.

  18. Rabbit Ears on Putting the TV Broadcast Spectrum to Better Use? · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I still use rabbit ears, you insensitive clod!

  19. Necessary Error Handling on Could E-Voting Cure Voter Apathy? · · Score: 1

    if (chad.hanging == true) {
    askAgainBeforeItsTooLate();
    }

  20. Obvious Application on Energy From Vibrations · · Score: 1, Funny

    Perpetual Dildo

  21. Innerspace on Nanotechnology: Nanoscale Particles A Health Hazard? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just ask Jack Putter how dangerous nanoscale particles can be!

  22. Who needs visicalc... on Implementing VisiCalc · · Score: 0

    Who needs VisiCalc when you've got environment variables and shell scripts

  23. I've Got One! on A Title To Replace "Systems Administrator"? · · Score: 1

    Unemployed?

  24. Gerbils on Networked Refrigerated Microwave · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can have my exploded gerbils chilled promptly afterwards.

    Sweet!

  25. Now Way on The Dawn of the Post-PC era? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just the thought of having a handheld be my primary pc makes me WinCE