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  1. Re:All that SOAP on Speculation On a Second Internet Economy Collapse · · Score: 1

    Spamwich?

  2. Re:Unbelievable on Next Generation SSDs Delayed Due To Vista · · Score: 4, Funny

    Take those moderators and have them sacked. And those folks responsible for the credits, too.

  3. Re:Shnizzle on Slimmed Down MySQL Offshoot Drizzle is Built For the Web · · Score: 1

    Maybe they think that shoving a hat up some one's butt will be a type of forced irony? Kinda' like hanging shoes over their ears? I really don't understand people on this planet.

  4. Re:Shopping Wishlist for today... on Troll Patents Lists In Databases, Sues Everyone · · Score: 1

    Drill/driver
    3" deck screws
    duct tape
    chainsaw
    drop cloths
    incense
    freezer bags

  5. Re:Satire on Scientists Solve Riddle of Toxic Algae Blooms · · Score: 1

    I'm a New Mexican, you insensitive clod.

  6. Re:Isn't that called VRML? on Vector Graphics Lead Wish List For Future Browsers · · Score: 1

    Frog in a Blender wasn't art?

  7. Re:and 222 votes? on Vector Graphics Lead Wish List For Future Browsers · · Score: 1

    Like the Senate!

  8. Re:We can't kill... on Scientists Solve Riddle of Toxic Algae Blooms · · Score: 1

    That President Bush is, in fact, algae?

    Well, duh!

  9. Re:A slight misunderstanding on Astronomers Claim Discovery of Earth-like Planet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aaaugh! Damn it! I blew it. Was supposed to be How to Cook Humans . /I shred and tear up my geek card.

    Sigh. I had such a low /. number, too.

  10. Re:That's it! on Astronomers Claim Discovery of Earth-like Planet · · Score: 1

    'Course, we're still flying gliders into space, so I guess we better include a book: How to Serve Humans.

  11. Re:Can Oscar's be given posthumously? on Batman Discussion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homer: Why do you look like Caesar Romero?

    Delusion: Because joo do not know what Caesar Chavez looks like.

  12. Re:TFA on Astronomers Claim Discovery of Earth-like Planet · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll hold the Guinness, thank you very much.

    Cheers!

  13. Re:That's it! on Astronomers Claim Discovery of Earth-like Planet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You mean dead, desiccated prisoners. How long would it take Voyager to travel 20 ly? And we want to send people on that trip? Do we tell them we're going to use a worm hole/star gate/warp drive on the ship and that's why they're only getting a single soda and pack of peanuts for supplies?

  14. Re:5x mass = 5x gravity on Astronomers Claim Discovery of Earth-like Planet · · Score: 1

    They'd be like a really strong Little Fuzzy or 2 year old?

  15. Re:Then we'd need to train a bunch of people... on You, Too, Could Be Batman In 10 To 12 Years · · Score: 1

    I'm Batman. And so's my wife!

  16. Re:Excellent Movie on Wall-E Supervising Animator Tells His Story · · Score: 1

    I liked Cars, but then my daughter says I'm really silly and funny.

  17. Re:How is this difficult? on What Does It Take To Get a PC With XP? · · Score: 1

    I'd trade your soul for a donut.

  18. Re:Did we really make it to the moon? on NASA Shuttle Replacement's Problems Are Worsening · · Score: 1

    Dude! Vacuum Tubes were made by an advanced civilization, that also built the pyramids and founded Las Vegas. Once they left, and took the secret of vacuum tubes with them, it would be impossible to make them again. Sorta' like trying to put a rubik's cube back together, after you've mixed up the colors. Might as well smash it with a hammer and buy a new one.

  19. Re:What has happened to us? on NASA Shuttle Replacement's Problems Are Worsening · · Score: 1

    For myself, after hearing about some industrial metals showing signs of running out (i.e. zinc), I'm more interested in asteroid mining. And then there's solar power production. If there's some way of capturing raw solar and getting it down to earth in a usable form, I'm all for it.

    Still, if it's possible to mine the moon for moon coal...

  20. Re:Steve is impressive on Inside Steve's Brain · · Score: 2, Interesting
  21. Oh, I get it. on Steven Hawking Considering Move To Canada · · Score: 1

    On first glance, I thought it said Steven Hawking Considering Moving Canada. Was wondering where he would end up leaving it.

  22. Re:Oblig. Futurama Ref. on McCain Campaign Uses Spider/Diff Against Obama · · Score: 1

    A. T. H(ooters). F. ?

  23. Re:Oblig. Futurama Ref. on McCain Campaign Uses Spider/Diff Against Obama · · Score: 1

    Should call it the: Beer/Cigars/Guns Party.

    Guys would then know who to vote for: ATF!

  24. Re:Vista... Microsoft's "New Coke" on Making the Switch To Windows "Workstation" 2008 · · Score: 1

    Um, this whole article/post is about adapting a server os to use as a workstation os, so yeah, there's comments about how to make things a little more workstation friendly.

  25. Re:Vista... Microsoft's "New Coke" on Making the Switch To Windows "Workstation" 2008 · · Score: 1

    And Acrobat Reader.