User: oldmac31310

Re:Outs six tablets

On: Staples Executive Outs Six New Kindle Fire Tablets

so, incontinent, but not gay?

Re:Exit Interviews are always flowery

On: Being Honest In Exit Interviews Is Pointless

might prefer to run him over than run across him.

Re:Ya Caught Me

On: The Nation Is Losing Its Toolbox

Sorry, it's 'bales'! Excellent post otherwise!

Re:proper axis of evil

On: Facebook and Wal-Mart Join Forces

I would call that a town.

Re:proper axis of evil

On: Facebook and Wal-Mart Join Forces

Can we get the guy from a few months ago to remind us again about the number of belt loops you get on Walmart pants as opposed to good quality pants. That was exciting!

Re:proper axis of evil

On: Facebook and Wal-Mart Join Forces

Population of 40,000 is a city?

Re:Bigger != Better

On: Don't Super-Size My Smartphone!

whoooooooooosh!

Re:Different Markets

On: Apple Gets the Importance of Packaging; Why Doesn't Google?

Toy? Roy? Wha?

Disappointing!

On: Anti-piracy Group Fined For Using Song Without Permission

Still no mention of a policeman's helmet.

Re:Enemy is a very strong word to throw around

On: Judge In Kim Dotcom Extradition Case Steps Down

I thought it was Eastasia and Eurasia we were always at war with.

Re:threatened?

On: Judge In Kim Dotcom Extradition Case Steps Down

But isn't it likely that he will just be replaced by a judge with less of a sense of ethics and possibly a bias in the other direction? Would that be better? Hardly.

Re:remember that raise you didn't get?

On: US "the Enemy" Says Dotcom Judge

"Honda? Yes they are more american than any american car brand". You're joking right?

Re:Can Mars ever hope to be self-sustaining?

On: Ask Joseph Palaia About Building Lunar Machines and Living On Mars

I'd be very wary of messing with the waters of mars. Look what happened in 2059.

Re:But

On: How a 1960s Discovery In Neuroscience Spawned a Military Project

Makes me weep. Ruuuuuuuuuuuun!

A Promotion

On: How a 1960s Discovery In Neuroscience Spawned a Military Project

That guy got promoted from the goat staring department.

Re:I'm listening to Bob Marley now

On: Bloodsucking Parasite Named After Bob Marley

Two political parties, the PNP and the JLP.

Re:See also: American Top Gear

On: What's Wrong With American Ninja Warrior?

How you smellin'?

Re:Who's this CowboyNeal?

On: CowboyNeal On Dota 2, Modern Games, and Software Development

I've saved you the trouble: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Grits

Re:Who's this CowboyNeal?

On: CowboyNeal On Dota 2, Modern Games, and Software Development

Exactly. That's what I did.

Re:Well there you go

On: DirecTV Drops Viacom Channels

The revolution may or may not be televised depending on whether the carrier fee dispute is settled. News at 11.00. Maybe.

Re:Controls on religion

On: UK ISP Asks Religious Groups To Set Parental Controls

And obsessive praying and religious worship makes your palms hairy and causes blindness.

Re:Sounds like claiming "negligence" was a stretch

On: No, You Can't Claim 'Negligence' In a Copyright Case

'downloaded by a teenage son from the upstairs bedroom' - via the stairs perhaps?

KHAN!!!!!!!!!

On: Nobel Laureate Wiped From Pakistan's Textbooks As Heretic

Well, somebody had to say it...

AOL used to do this!

On: Criminals Distribute Infected USB Sticks In Parking Lot

Except they used CDs to infect people's computers.

Re:More lousy editing.

On: Cell Carriers Responded Last Year To 1.3M Law Enforcement Data Requests

That's what I always figured. But you never hear anyone say that /. is getting better. So based on that, my scientific conclusion is that /. quality is about the same as it has always been, or is slightly worse. Discuss.