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  1. My work here is done... on 10th Anniversary Of Supreme Court's Daubert Ruling · · Score: 1

    I'm somewhat dissapointed that you were the only one who noticed Goddamn Jesus. As for the products...well...I can only speak from my experience.

    I also notice that you don't discredit my magnet bracelet on the dong experience as well.

  2. Re:speech recognition probably not that good. on Anti-Spam Webforms Leave Out The Blind · · Score: 1

    Oh man, that's great! Soon the computer will be able to comprehend the urgency and just kill all processes and shutdown w/o even saving. Classic.

  3. Well... on 10th Anniversary Of Supreme Court's Daubert Ruling · · Score: 2, Funny

    You only say that because you've never seen the virgin mary in a danish, dirty window, or carpet stain!

  4. Re:Actually...I find it quite appropriate... on 10th Anniversary Of Supreme Court's Daubert Ruling · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well I never bought it...being sold on an infomercial pushes it far enough into the Bullshit realm. My girlfriend's mother did...she said it did jack shit for grass and mud stains. She also bought those ionic breeze things (noticing a trend?) which weren't cheap...didn't notice a thing.

    Putting a magnet bracelet on my dong, however, has yielding me the ability to " 1split my girl with my hum!ungous john_son5 "

  5. Nope! on 10th Anniversary Of Supreme Court's Daubert Ruling · · Score: 1

    The 'Jebus made me do it' defense hasn't worked as far as I know. Not sure if that is a legal thing, or (thankfully) the jurors/judges weren't a bunch of true believers.

  6. Actually...I find it quite appropriate... on 10th Anniversary Of Supreme Court's Daubert Ruling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean...look at all the saps who buy magnet bracelets, ionic breeze air purifiers, OxyClean, and a billion other crap products! Yes, valid science might have to wait until it is more accepted before it can be using in court, but I find that the better alternative. This is also why I like the fact that you can't use your goddamn Jesus in court.

  7. Damn....5 pounds is that bad huh? on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 1

    Maybe you NEED to be lugging that extra weight arround. It'll buff you up. Your lower back problems are because it's under developed.

  8. Retarded Logic on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 1

    So...why do you only need a big screen at home/office?

    I do development on the road, and I really like a large screen so I'm not scrolling all over the place. I do the same kind of work regardless of where I am.

    I suppose if you only used the laptop for web/email on the road, you could argue that you don't need a large screen. But I'd argue that you don't even need a laptop.

  9. God doesn't work, period. on Does Google = God? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, he's a bitch. He only cleans up messes caused by the Devil. You know...if something bad happens, it's Satan. If something good comes out of it, hey, that's my God!

  10. Re:That's why Germany's Economy is in the shitter. on Working Hard? · · Score: 1

    The American Economy is cyclical, but still tends to grow. The German economy trends downward.

  11. What do you mean 'We' Kemosabe? on Working Hard? · · Score: 1

    Seriously...if you include yourself in the description you posted, you are a chump.

  12. That's why Germany's Economy is in the shitter. on Working Hard? · · Score: 1

    Yup. Idiot Unions making silly demands...oh my. It's the death rattle of socialism.

  13. Call me when you write REAL software... on Industry Leaders Discuss Java Status Quo · · Score: 1

    Two words: Server Side.

  14. Ohhhhh....ported! on (When) Will Linux Pass Apple On The Desktop? · · Score: 1

    So you gotta wait until some clue'd person touches up the autoconf, eh? Heh. Yeah. Ok, whatever, all those Linux apps appear to only be usable by those who are proficient Linux users. Or those who mooch off of those Linux users. Don't believe the hype.

  15. Actually cars and electronics do this as well... on P4 3.2GHz Reviews · · Score: 1

    I've spent several thousand dollars improving my car's acceleration, brakeing and handeling. Would the average car driver notice? Maybe. Would they be willing to pay what I did for the improvement? Nope.

    Electronics is the same as well...high end audio and video systems have a wide range of options.

    Makes perfect sense.

  16. So fucking what...that just screws the people... on Black Box in Speeder's Car Helped Conviction · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Germany has emergency rooms, where you can be treated without insurance, right? They no seatbelt person will go there and get treated at the taxpayer expense, rather than their own policy. Sounds like a bad idea to me.

  17. But hemp depletes soils... on Corn-Based Plastic · · Score: 1

    It's rough on nutrients in the soil. Not sure how i t compares to our good friend, the mutated grass, corn. I'm sure the Ready-Gro corporation is giddy about the possibility of a plant-based economy.

  18. So your analogy is pure crap? on Port Mozilla, Collect $3696 · · Score: 1

    Duh. The original post about the 8MHz amiga is correct...'cause you can't run jack shit on the 'new amiga'. Hah.

  19. Bah... on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1

    "Other Worlds" is my prefered cheesy 80's sci-fi show.

  20. Pfffft...I want electronic ignition advance too on Build Your Own Fuel Injection Computer · · Score: 2, Informative

    If all you get is the injector pulse, you can buy a system for much cheaper than $2000 US!

  21. Christ, I learned this lesson in grade school... on Chinese Moon Base by 2012 - or 2006? · · Score: 1

    Why not? When you're on top, everything is looked upon as a threat. I'm quite sure if China was in the position the US is, they would see it the same way.

  22. Sans me hat. on San Mehat On Web Services & .Net · · Score: 1

    It's the kinda prank call that you'd make to Mensa or something. Moe's patrons certainly wouldn't get it.

    You bad mouthing hats?! They cover our heads!

  23. This again? on Asia Running Out Of IP Addresses · · Score: 5, Funny

    The world has been running out of IP addresses, and suffering from global warming for as long as I can remember...

  24. 'Anymore'? on Computing's Lost Allure · · Score: 1

    Me no understand.

  25. Don't post drunk... on Mainframe Techies Are A Dying Breed · · Score: 1

    IBM is pushing Linux on the mainframe. Are you simple or something?