Option 1: Everyone quit and then they still won't make their profit projections. Greedy bastards.
Option 2: Fsck em! Mail bomb salary.adjustment@divine.com and tell them to Flip off. Remind them of Option 3 and Option 1.
Option 3: Print the above offending email, take a huge dump on it (courtesy of the company restroom) and internal mail it to Flip himself. That will learn em!
...$100,000 to the GIMPS for the first person who can catch a ten million digit prime number [mersenne.org], and then split up according to the rules on this page.
After the split, what are you going to do with your 42 cents?
Apple manager dude: "How are our new colors coming?" Jr Tech dude: "OK, sir. Should we start working on the features of the system?" Apple manager dude: "NO!! Just make the damn thing look pretty! We will sell millions of em!!!"
public class Pigeon {
public short weight;
public String name;
public void Pigeon(){...}
public void feedPigeon{...}
public gSearchResult searchPigeon{...} ... }
Oh great! You just had to mention that fucking purple ape, now didn't you? Do you know how many repressed tech support memories just jumped back to life in my frontal lobe? I know who they will target first too...the weak. You know the ones. They focus on the main screen too much and when an error occurs, they click on every god damned button to make the error go away so that they can get back to the main screen! Do you know how much shit I have to deal with because of that fucking ape (and his cronies too)?!?! I can hear the phones ringing as I type. Shit. My mother is going to call, too, I bet. "Honey? What's wrong with my computer? Why can't I use Word? What are all of these funny ads on my screen? Why doesn't work the same way it did the other day? Are you crying? Honey? Why are you crying?"
Thanks for the heads up. I need to call my therapist now.
I say that this Tilly fellow take a fine work of art (e.g. usless 5k line version of foo or hello world), print it, wipe his ass with it and then turn it in for extra credit. Name it something like "I own you because I read your email" to top it all off.
Slashdot Mirror
Video phones...finally a private viewing conversation.
Someone give up a mirror or that Google what-cha-ma-call-it...I want to see this damn thing!
Call the BSA!
What are the Boy Scouts gonna do to M$?!? Widdle em to death?!?
;-)
It should hold up pretty good. He put several coats of polyurathane on in order to protect it from his otherwise normally calm child.
Step 9: Profit!!
Option 1: Everyone quit and then they still won't make their profit projections. Greedy bastards.
Option 2: Fsck em! Mail bomb salary.adjustment@divine.com and tell them to Flip off. Remind them of Option 3 and Option 1.
Option 3: Print the above offending email, take a huge dump on it (courtesy of the company restroom) and internal mail it to Flip himself. That will learn em!
After the split, what are you going to do with your 42 cents?
the guy did say Assume that I'm willing to pay a lot...
lol
(mod this parent up, mark it as funny and stop drooling at the thought)
What a deal!!! Guess what everyone in thy family is getting for Xmas this year!!!
Hilary is a she. Picture here [nab.org]
man, has she put on weight or what?!
Actually, in Canada there is a law that forbids you to gain monetary rewards for your crimes.
Thanks for sending all of your fame starving money grubin criminals to America. No wonder we have such a high crime rate. Canada! *sheesh*
;-)
Apple manager dude: "How are our new colors coming?"
Jr Tech dude: "OK, sir. Should we start working on the features of the system?"
Apple manager dude: "NO!! Just make the damn thing look pretty! We will sell millions of em!!!"
...article compares the complexity of IRS tax forms with Brilliant's terms of use... guess which one is harder to read?
As an implementer of IRS tax systems, I can, unfortunately, report that the former is definitely more complex.
All cmdrTaco got out of it was a free prototype
== payment enough for me!
...we make it into furniture...
...or a really tacky case mod.
public class Pigeon
...
{
public short weight;
public String name;
public void Pigeon(){...}
public void feedPigeon{...}
public gSearchResult searchPigeon{...}
}
...we need to stay vigilant
Whoa! I thought for a second there that you said 'violent'!
...it doesn't work as poorly as this beast.
I just bought a car and immediatly had to put a /. sticker on the back window. ;-)
i nd ow-cling.gif [thinkgeek]
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/w
Is this going to affect my Bonzi Buddy??!!
Oh great! You just had to mention that fucking purple ape, now didn't you? Do you know how many repressed tech support memories just jumped back to life in my frontal lobe? I know who they will target first too...the weak. You know the ones. They focus on the main screen too much and when an error occurs, they click on every god damned button to make the error go away so that they can get back to the main screen! Do you know how much shit I have to deal with because of that fucking ape (and his cronies too)?!?! I can hear the phones ringing as I type. Shit. My mother is going to call, too, I bet. "Honey? What's wrong with my computer? Why can't I use Word? What are all of these funny ads on my screen? Why doesn't work the same way it did the other day? Are you crying? Honey? Why are you crying?"
Thanks for the heads up. I need to call my therapist now.
not another afj
My childhood cat used to do the same thing...would giggle the loose and klunky old doorknob when stuck inside the attic.
I say that this Tilly fellow take a fine work of art (e.g. usless 5k line version of foo or hello world), print it, wipe his ass with it and then turn it in for extra credit. Name it something like "I own you because I read your email" to top it all off.
That reminds me...I need to go stretch my legs.
...Ass