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  1. Re:We need higher speed on Google Seeks To Plant Antenna Farm In Iowa · · Score: 0

    Be sure to use the government mandated ROT13 encryption to comply with all applicable regulations.

  2. Oh oh: on Test-Tube Burgers Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    "it has to be 'bulked up' by exposing to electric shocks"

    I don't care if it is in a test tube, PETA's gonna go apeshit over this.

  3. Agricultural Question: on Google Seeks To Plant Antenna Farm In Iowa · · Score: 0

    "Google Seeks To Plant Antenna Farm In Iowa"

    I wonder what kind of fertilizer they plan to use?

  4. Re:kansas? on Google Seeks To Plant Antenna Farm In Iowa · · Score: 2

    Just substitute in "humans" for progressives and conservatives.

    Regardless of evolved or created, humans love nothing better than talking trash about "those" people.

  5. Page 2 lead in from the the Mother Jones article: on Nuclear Truckers Haul Warheads Across US · · Score: 1

    "Were nuke truckers involved in a UFO crash in Southern California?"

    Seeing that alone was worth the read.

  6. Re:Plunder of people's money on NASA Considers Privatizing GALEX Astrophysics Satellite · · Score: 1

    Caltech already runs the Jet Propulsion Laboratory that controls a lot of science satellites. Yes, it does so under contract, and yes, it is a "private" university.

    In reality, this is so close to transfering it to the people who are already running it, that your fears seem a lot overblown.

    You'd rather just turn it off?

    Sounds a lot like what happens at other universities in some states since the rules for auctioning off surplus property are so byzantine that it's cheaper and easier just to trash a multi thousand dollar piece of equipment than go through the hoops to get it resold via auction.

  7. Depends on whose data it was: on Ask Slashdot: How To Deal With Refurbed Drives With Customer Data? · · Score: 1

    If it's the right sort, I'm sure Julian Assange and WikiLeaks would be interested.

  8. Update of an old method: on DARPA Investing In Electric Brain Stimulation To Train Snipers Quickly · · Score: 1

    "You missed the target, private. I'm increasing the stimulation."

    *zap* "Ouch!"

    "If you miss the target again, I will increase it again. Do you understand?"

    "Yes, Drill Sergeant!"

  9. The Windup Girl: on Book Review: The Windup Girl · · Score: 1
  10. Re:Curious on Ask Slashdot: Are Daily Stand-Up Meetings More Productive? · · Score: 1

    My point exactly.

  11. Re:Curious on Ask Slashdot: Are Daily Stand-Up Meetings More Productive? · · Score: 1

    "You don't get the point of the standup meeting."

    After a dozen years of enduring daily stand up meetings called morning company formation in the military, you're right: I don't get the point.

  12. Speaking only for me: on Anonymous Posts Audio of Intercepted FBI Conference Call · · Score: 3, Funny

    "You are anonymous"

    I am not Anonymous.
    I'm not even a squad, let alone a Legion.
    It may look like I forgive.
    But really I just forget.
    Don't expect me because I'll probably oversleep.

  13. Re:How about paid use? on Eye of Tiger Composer Sues Gingrich To Stop Campaign From Using Song · · Score: 1

    That might well be it. Where I've dealt with it is incidental music for events and music for video productions. Neither linking the music to particular branding.

  14. I've heard this sorry song before: on Trials and Errors: Why Science Is Failing Us · · Score: 1

    Oh joy. Take an article that's making one point about complexity and spin it into another point about claiming science is not working for us.

    Add a goodly dose of the hoary old saw I've been hearing ever since the first time I went to college about "Reductionism is failing us! And science has no answer to emergent behavior." Presumably implying that other methods (Perhaps creative linguistic criticism, experimental interpretive dance, or maybe abstract sculpture? You laugh, I've heard it seriously suggested. Though I suspect it involved heavily chemically altered states.) will work better?

    No, it's just that complex systems are, well, complex. And we've picked a lot of the low hanging fruit.

    The slope to knowledge has gotten steeper, but it hasn't gone vertical yet.

  15. Departmental AI project: on Why the Raspberry Pi Won't Ship In Kit Form · · Score: 1

    But. But.

    I AM a pick and place robot, you insensitive clod!

  16. Save your fork. There's Pi: on Why the Raspberry Pi Won't Ship In Kit Form · · Score: 2

    Actually, I prefer gooseberry Pi.

    "I've been throwing my money at the screen for months and NOTHING'S HAPPENING!!!"

    Patience. Soon we'll be able to say "Stick a fork in it. The Pi's done."

  17. How about paid use? on Eye of Tiger Composer Sues Gingrich To Stop Campaign From Using Song · · Score: 1

    If the venue (or more likely the campaign for a traveling show) has an ASCAP license (that song is under ASCAP IIRC) of the correct type, then how is a public performance of a recorded version a violation?

    Maybe there's something I'm not seeing, but I don't see how the case has anything behind it. Is there a clause in ASCAP contracts about use being denied when it is a political event?

    The ASCAP licensing I've dealt with is for festival type licensing so there may be nuances I don't know.

    Sure, if it had been used in a video production without a synchronization license, but I'd hope any video producer worth their salt would have gotten one.

  18. Death, Strife, Destruction! Film at 11: on DHS Sends Tourists Home Over Twitter Jokes · · Score: 5, Funny

    "starting with LA, which, really, isn't that bad an idea"

    Certainly has worked for a lot of movies.

    But somehow, it doesn't quite rate up with Godzilla's thing for stomping Tokyo.

  19. Baboons: on Jailbreaking the Internet For Freedom's Sake · · Score: 1

    Now, why are you insulting those respectable and successful savannah dwelling primates by comparing them to a lower life form?

  20. "Does ANYONE on Slashdot know that this guy is an ex-pro baseball player?"

    Yeah, I do.

    What does that have to do with this?

  21. Re:Why, is Jesus on the moon? on Candidate Gingrich Pushes a Moon Base, Other Space Initiatives · · Score: 1

    "Why is Jesus on the moon?"

    Because he got tired of the arguments on slashdot and gave up on earth.

  22. The gubernatorial cell block: on Candidate Gingrich Pushes a Moon Base, Other Space Initiatives · · Score: 1

    "Illinois has a much higher rate of political corruption than any other state"

    That doesn't neccesarily follow.

    We certainly have a higher rate of them being so brazen or foolish they get caught.

  23. Same sh*t. Different decade.: on Candidate Gingrich Pushes a Moon Base, Other Space Initiatives · · Score: 1

    Democrats: We can't go back to the moon. It's wasteful and there's nothing there we haven't seen. A moon base would serve no real purpose. (And, it's become a Republican place.)

    Republicans: We can't send a manned mission to Mars. It's far away, en route radiation is a problem and it would be another Apollo go there and stop mission. (And, it's become a Democrat place.)

    Or, we can't fund that vehicle. It's a $other_party vehicle and it's not being built in my district.

    They've been pulling this garbage for as long as there's been a space program. Reverse the parties, and or the planetary bodies/adjust the vehicle as needed.

    We lack a way to sensibly judge and maintain technical programs without the most base of politics creating budget uncertainty and stretchouts leading to failure and cancellation.

    It has shot us in the foot way too many times.

  24. Business as usual: on Candidate Gingrich Pushes a Moon Base, Other Space Initiatives · · Score: 1

    Why would they care if they link to a nutjob like Larouche as long as he's saying something against someone they don't approve of? (And they don't get caught at it.)

    Smuggled hit pieces (or not so smuggled) on slashdot are pretty common in election years.

  25. Kyoot? on Russian Scientist Claims Signs of Life Spotted On Venus · · Score: 1

    "What in god's name does a "black flap" look like?"

    A black flapper?

    How about:
    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqu6s0pNp31qeq7tpo1_500.jpg

    I'd hit it. ;)