One day a Google or Bookface program is gonna misread that and think, "Jeezuz...that poor dude really needs a crap!"...and a
plumbing supply rep will be knocking on your door in no time flat."
Ok...you COMPLETELY lost me on this one. What does what he said even remotely have to do with a plumber?) Give me (a) convenience etc..(Polite for a crapper in some circles...very old circles!)
give me convenience or give me death!) One day a Google or Bookface program is gonna misread that and think, "Jeezuz...that poor dude really needs a crap!"...and a plumbing supply rep will be knocking on your door in no time flat.
For people living on the equator and getting a shit load of daylight, is there any chance they will come up with a form of darking to help the people to get a bit more sleep?
I understand this post as much as everything posted by everyone else up to here,,,bugger nothing all. Although I must admit to a bit of quickening of the pulse when UFIA were mentioned...but that was just my shortsightedness playing up again...thought it was OFO's making an appearance!
Visitor......What's in these rooms with the big steel doors?) Guide.......trapped high prezzure air.) Visitor......riiiiight! What you gonna do with it?) Guide.......Ve are lookink for buyers!
if you would be in any condition to do anything for quite some time after doing something dumb like that.As for your means of videoing it, methinks that extracting the camera/phone from your ass might well be the reason for your , shall we say, state of unabletodoanythingness!
Someone here once said that verse in the Koran has a printing error and should read a "harem full of Virginians" If that was made more easily known might that not ease the terrorist attacks???
Husband away on business, on phone to wife at home, "How was that for you Babe?" Wife, "didn't feel a thing but heard the woman in room next to me moaning rather a lot." Husband, "Shit...I'm gonna sue those fucking Hollogramaticsex bastards!
Actually, relaxin and respiratin are also important. Relaxin causes the sphincter to relax, respiratin causes it to inhale, and then finally perforin can do its work.:)
When "perforin" work is finished it returns to the sphincter and, "fartin" then occurs which causes the sphincter to....exhale!
This is all pussy stuff...wait till they introduce the scanner that sets off any explosive material. That should sort out the carriers pretty damn quick! Love it.
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So a little session of verbal intercourse is a nono now?
In this /.'rs opinion this behaviour is perfectly acceptable.
"give me convenience or give me death!)
One day a Google or Bookface program is gonna misread that and think, "Jeezuz...that poor dude really needs a crap!"...and a
plumbing supply rep will be knocking on your door in no time flat."
Ok...you COMPLETELY lost me on this one. What does what he said even remotely have to do with a plumber?)
Give me (a) convenience etc..(Polite for a crapper in some circles...very old circles!)
Despite the fact you're probably trolling, it's a little invention called the "room darkening blind".)
So sorry, they don't have emoticons in /. . Some got it, some never will. Sigh.
give me convenience or give me death!)
One day a Google or Bookface program is gonna misread that and think, "Jeezuz...that poor dude really needs a crap!"...and a plumbing supply rep will be knocking on your door in no time flat.
For people living on the equator and getting a shit load of daylight, is there any chance they will come up with a form of darking to help the people to get a bit more sleep?
I understand this post as much as everything posted by everyone else up to here,,,bugger nothing all. Although I must admit to a bit of quickening of the pulse when UFIA were mentioned...but that was just my shortsightedness playing up again...thought it was OFO's making an appearance!
This is the best sex 101 i've ever read.
Visitor......What's in these rooms with the big steel doors?)
Guide.......trapped high prezzure air.)
Visitor......riiiiight! What you gonna do with it?)
Guide.......Ve are lookink for buyers!
if you would be in any condition to do anything for quite some time after doing something dumb like that.As for your means of videoing it, methinks that extracting the camera/phone from your ass might well be the reason for your , shall we say, state of unabletodoanythingness!
Someone here once said that verse in the Koran has a printing error and should read a "harem full of Virginians" If that was made more easily known might that not ease the terrorist attacks???
Husband away on business, on phone to wife at home, "How was that for you Babe?" Wife, "didn't feel a thing but heard the woman in room next to me moaning rather a lot." Husband, "Shit...I'm gonna sue those fucking Hollogramaticsex bastards!
getting to be a bit everydayish........don't you think. Wonder how the revivalists are gonna handle it?
If I were to put rouge on my handset my neighbours son would be SO...SO jealous.
Did Harry the barman give bad karma to the cardiologist for letting Lisa die?
Sounds all very sensible to me! Don't understand a fucking word of it but it sounds all very sensible.
Seemingly not!
How exactly are vision-impaired visitors supposed to read this scrolling message?)
Yeah...what about us people that only read braile, how fast is the scrolling message scrolling?
...your lack of self-control, willpower, and independent thought makes you buy stuff after seeing an ad.)
Bullshit...I have to this day not yet bought a coffin...!
Actually, relaxin and respiratin are also important. Relaxin causes the sphincter to relax, respiratin causes it to inhale, and then finally perforin can do its work. :)
When "perforin" work is finished it returns to the sphincter and, "fartin" then occurs which causes the sphincter to....exhale!
Wonder how that would work!
One presumes you would do the same for a Drunk!
This is all pussy stuff...wait till they introduce the scanner that sets off any explosive material. That should sort out the carriers pretty damn quick! Love it.
Wonder how long it took for the first one to be "instant glued".
These cars are going to ruin the special effects in movie car crashes!