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  1. Re:Every other day delivery is much better..... on Door-To-Door Mail Delivery To End Under New Plan · · Score: 1

    The other involves a sequence of activities that generate marginal commercial value and opportunity for greater social benefit.

    So would sending out people to dig ditches with spoons instead of backhoes. Shall we do that, then?

  2. Re:Better plots? on Hollywood's Love of Analytics Couldn't Prevent Six Massive Blockbuster Flops · · Score: 1

    The only true Batman movie is the 1966 version

    . "How was I to know they'd have a can of shark-repellent Bat-spray handy?" Instant classic :).

    "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

  3. What's important? on Rooting SIM Cards · · Score: 2

    The one unhackable part of your phone is the one that, if hacked, would enable you to defraud the phone company. Shows where the security priorties are, eh?

  4. Re:I agree on Poll Shows That 75% Prefer Printed Books To eBooks · · Score: 1

    Actually, if anybody can lay claim to inheriting the Roman Empire, he's still in Rome. If you're down that way, say hello to the Pontifex Maximus for me!

  5. Re:Sounds iffy on Study Finds Fracking Chemicals Didn't Pollute Water · · Score: 2

    The study you don't like said they didn't find fracking chemicals. The study you cite doesn't say anything about fracking chemicals. It says they found methane and propane. That's not good, but it's not the same thing. My request for refuting data still stands.

  6. Re:Sounds iffy on Study Finds Fracking Chemicals Didn't Pollute Water · · Score: 1

    Translation: the study is contradicted by known data,

    [citation please]

  7. Re:Sounds iffy on Study Finds Fracking Chemicals Didn't Pollute Water · · Score: 1

    It is nearly impossible to do a study where you watch for every conceivable chemical that ever has or ever could exist.

    On the contrary, mass spectrometry makes it pretty easy. You'll see everything that's in the sample. You might not be able to *identify* everything, but you'll see everything. Presumably they were able to identify everything, or they wouldn't have published this result.

  8. Re:So just download wordpress on Yahoo Censors Tumblr Porn · · Score: 1

    That's a big fuck you to their customers.

    Customers? The bloggers aren't customers. They don't pay anything. The bloggers are product, and Tumblr will do what they think is best to market that product.

    How many times will this do this kind of thing again in the future?

    When ever they want. Them what pays the bills, calls the shots.

  9. Re:So just download wordpress on Yahoo Censors Tumblr Porn · · Score: 1

    If generic blogs were an acceptable substitute for what Tumblr does, they wouldn't have 100 million users.

    A well-done generic blog is a perfectly acceptable substitute for what Tumblr. It's just that with a well-done generic blog, you have to do the work yourself, and pay a small monthly fee for a hosting service. Tumblr does all the work for you, for free. At least, until the time rolls around where you have to pay for it after all.

  10. Re:Karp on Colbert on Yahoo Censors Tumblr Porn · · Score: 1

    Welcome to corporate weasel speak. He can claim he hasn't censored anything. It's all still there, right?

  11. GPU programming *is* pain, princess. on Ask Slashdot: What Is the Most Painless Intro To GPU Programming? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Anyone who tells you differently is selling you something.

  12. Re:The joys of private property ... on TSA Orders Searches of Valet Parked Car At Airport · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sorry, but the court's ruling on that matter is classified.

  13. Re:Didn't you notice who's doing the searching? on TSA Orders Searches of Valet Parked Car At Airport · · Score: 5, Funny

    Worst haiku I've seen in weeks.

  14. Re:Seriously? on Microsoft Is Sitting On Six Million Unsold Surface Tablets · · Score: 1

    From there the OS contract was competitive. They were the sole supplier to the IBM offering but IBM was not alone: Atari, Apple, DEC.... all had offerings.

    IBM *was* alone. They were IBM, and nobody else was. And then, that made a difference. "Nobody was ever fired for buying IBM." That's what people said, and they believed it. Putting the IBM brand on a PC is what made it acceptible to many, many businesses. (DEC? What PC was DEC selling back then? DEC was selling minis and didn't believe there was a future in PCs) And MS had the monopoly on its OS. What more, that was the *only* locked-in part of the PC! Other people could replicated IBM's hardware and sell it legally, but they had to go to MS for the OS.

  15. Re:The thing is on Microsoft Is Sitting On Six Million Unsold Surface Tablets · · Score: 2

    The ipad can do all the things you mentioned, but what makes it better at them than a laptop?

    Because they're all things in which the keyboard is just big, clumsy and useless. You get a better experience for not having it.

  16. Re:face saving on Tech Firms Planning Highly Irate Letter To Government Requesting Transparency · · Score: 1

    You would relocate your company HQ to another country. Simple as that.

    And where would that be? Keep in mind, it will need to be a country that:

    * Has adequate infrastructure support (reliable electricity, good telecommunication lines, and so on).

    * Has a deep pool of educated talent to recruit your support staff from.

    * is a place your executives will not be unhappy to relocate to.

    * since you're moving to get away from government surveillance, it can't be a place where you are going to be subjected to a US level of surveillance, or worse.

    Me, I can't think of a place like that. No, not Europe. Europe has great privacy regulations--which apparently mostly don't apply to governments. Check the latest reports about what France has been doing.

  17. Re:"Surprising?" on ICANN Approves First Set of New gTLDs · · Score: 1

    How long before just having Cyrillic in your domain name is enough to get you blacklisted?

  18. Re:Wow, an amazing co-incidence on ICANN Approves First Set of New gTLDs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, what's the real impetus?

    Does having a front-page article shit all over itself because the non-ASCII characters that are the entire point of the article decide not to render count?

  19. Re:Alert on Pre-Dawn Wireless Emergency Alert Wakes Up NYC · · Score: 1

    There's an easy answer for that- set phone on vibrate before going to bed.

    If you don't want the phone to wake you up to the point that you set it so that you'll never know it rang, why not turn it OFF?

  20. Re:um okay on Describe Any Location On Earth In 3 Words · · Score: 1

    Didn't take me very long, do you know what "festoons", "muslin" or "almsgiving" is?

    festoons: drapes over, especially in a festive or decorative fashion.

    muslin: a type of fabric (cotton, I believe)

    almsgiving: the act of giving money as charity, particularly in a religious context

  21. hidden.forbidden.holyground on Describe Any Location On Earth In 3 Words · · Score: 1

    Hope I remembered to bring Data Drain...

  22. Re:False Flag on Apple Sued For Man's Porn Addiction · · Score: 1

    I would expect that self responsibility would have to be part of any sort of evolved survival traits.

    Why? Getting someone else to do your work is in fact a proven survival strategy. The is a large population of innumerable kinds of parasites thriving out there, you know.

  23. Re:"animals or birds"? on TV Programmers Seek the Elusive Dog Market · · Score: 1

    They're NSA robots. Better not to interfere with them.

  24. Re:another inaccuracy on TV Programmers Seek the Elusive Dog Market · · Score: 1

    It''s not a number. OK, what is it?

    It is a free man!

  25. Re:Peace Prize on Edward Snowden Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize · · Score: 1

    And let's not forget the ever peace-loving Yassir Arafat.