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Hollywood's Love of Analytics Couldn't Prevent Six Massive Blockbuster Flops

Nerval's Lobster writes "In June, Steven Spielberg predicted that Hollywood was on the verge of an 'implosion' in which 'three or four or maybe even a half-dozen megabudget movies are going to go crashing to the ground.' The resulting destruction, he added, could change the film industry in radical and possibly unwelcome ways. And sooner than he may have thought, the implosion has arrived: in the past couple weeks, six wannabe blockbusters have cratered at the North American box office: 'R.I.P.D.,' 'After Earth,' 'White House Down,' 'Pacific Rim,' and 'The Lone Ranger.' These films featured big stars, bigger explosions, and top-notch special effects—exactly the sort of summer spectacle that ordinarily assures a solid run at the box office. Yet all of them failed to draw in the massive audiences needed to earn back their gargantuan budgets. Hollywood's more reliant than ever on analytics to predict how movies will do, and even Google has taken some baby-steps into that arena with a white paper describing how search-query patterns and paid clicks can estimate how well a movie will do on its opening weekend, but none of that data seems to be helping Hollywood avoid shooting itself in the foot with a 'Pacific Rim'-sized plasma cannon. In other words, analytics can help studios refine their rollout strategy for new films—but the bulk of box-office success ultimately comes down to the most elusive and unquantifiable of things: knowing what the audience wants before it does, and a whole lot of luck."

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  1. Better plots? by Mitreya · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These films featured big stars, bigger explosions, and top-notch special effects

    Maybe they'll start making... (gasp)... actual plots to accompany those stars/explosions/special effects?

    1. Re:Better plots? by iggymanz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Would be nice if our culture just became weary of entertainment cartel offerings, and people could once again take up more productive pastimes: making things, group outings and sports, exercise, hobbies...anything besides sitting on butts and watching brain numbing nonsense (yes, I'm as guilty as anyone)

    2. Re:Better plots? by jkflying · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's like they think we can't tell the difference between a movie targeting our demographic and a good movie. Just because it targets our demographic doesn't mean we'll enjoy it.

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    3. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cheapest part of the movie. And the easiest to change.

    4. Re:Better plots? by blarkon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Go and look at the list of top grossing films and point at the one with the intricate plot. Avatar's was non-existent. The director even said that he wasn't going with a detailed plot because it would harm the box office.

    5. Re: Better plots? by alen · · Score: 4, Funny

      My baseball teamnis the marlins you insensitive clod

    6. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes, we will get off your lawn grandpa.

    7. Re:Better plots? by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...weary of entertainment cartel offerings, and people could once again take up more productive pastimes: ... group outings, sports, exercise...

      Dude, you're gonna lose your Geek Card over that.

    8. Re:Better plots? by rsborg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Would be nice if our culture just became weary of entertainment cartel offerings, and people could once again take up more productive pastimes: making things, group outings and sports, exercise, hobbies...anything besides sitting on butts and watching brain numbing nonsense (yes, I'm as guilty as anyone)

      Sad thing is, it doesn't have to be an XOR function between the two sets of activities. What really sucks is that a large part of our cultural output is seen as entirely entertainment oriented. Perhaps what we're seeing is that the upcoming younger generations see this and come to our same conclusions - and thus the disappointing flops.

      Maybe instead of trying to artificially create the memes and hashtags on the social networks, Hollywood ought to listen to what's being said and take that for inspiration? I guess that's just really much more effort than rehashing the same damn blockbuster formula over and over again.

      In other news, the economy aint doing so swell either - and my Netflix queue is quite long...

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    9. Re:Better plots? by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

      I guess that's just really much more effort than rehashing the same damn blockbuster formula over and over again.

      That one?

      http://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/13/07/22/1216259/the-book-that-is-making-all-movies-the-same

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    10. Re:Better plots? by Gutboy · · Score: 5, Informative
    11. Re:Better plots? by LordNimon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I heard that the plots and scripts are being dumbed-down so that they translate better into foreign markets, especially China. So instead of one culture enjoying a movie, none of them do.

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    12. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheapest part of the movie. And the easiest to change.

      I always wonder about that.
      Can't they just hire a couple of those starving philosophy majors to at least make sure that the plot is internally consistent?

      Or get an established author to write a good plot???

    13. Re:Better plots? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Maybe they'll start making... (gasp)... actual plots to accompany those stars/explosions/special effects?"

      They think they've found some "formulas" that are common to blockbuster movies... and maybe they're right. BUT... as much as I hate to say this again, correlation does not equal causation. The fact that many blockbusters may have followed particular patterns does not mean that following those patterns will automatically make a good movie.

      All formulas aside... it STILL has to be a good movie.

    14. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Making things?

      Do you have a permit for manufacturing in your home?

      I DIDNT THINK SO.

    15. Re:Better plots? by peragrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      exactly.

      White middle aged male. I love a good indie flick that I have to watch in subtitles.

      Take something simple and recent. the girl with a dragon tattoo. The original swedish movies are awesome. The james bond remake are a joke in comparison. Changing who is even the star.

      I call it hollywoodifcation. when they take a good story and make it fit into hollywood story board.

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    16. Re:Better plots? by Dave+Emami · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe they'll start making... (gasp)... actual plots to accompany those stars/explosions/special effects?

      General: Mr. Bay, can you think of any idea how to outwit these terrorists?

      Michael Bay: I believe I can. We start... by making a big CG building and then we have a meteor go CROSSHH! and it, and it's all like CRAAWWW a-and motorcycles burst into flame while they jump over these helicopters, right?

      General: No no! We need ideas how to stop the terrorists!

      Michael Bay: An eighteen-wheeler spins out of control and it's all like BROSSHH! And then this huuuge tanker full of dyna-

      General: Those aren't ideas, those are special effects!

      Michael Bay: I... don't understand the difference.

      General: I know you don't. Get him out of here!

      (South Park, "Imaginationland")

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    17. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What's "intricate" about ET's plot?

    18. Re:Better plots? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is they are relying on customers to tell them what they want in movies. I

      Not surprisingly, the easiest things to describe are described ( Explosions, stars, special effects), and the more difficult things to describe are not described well ( plot, character development, etc...).

      Its like a GM in baseball using viewer feedback to determine how to build his team instead of actual measurable facts ( hits, walks, strike outs, innings pitched, earned runs, etc).

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    19. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. Let's look at the Metacritic ratings of these movies:

      R.I.P.D. - 25 (They wouldn't even screen it for critics)
      After Earth - 33
      White House Down - 52
      The Lone Ranger - 37

      None of these films can be considered to be loved by critics, and most of them are hated. Super expensive special effects are like polishing a turd. Don't waste the money unless your product is solid (like the LOTR trilogy). Seriously, Hollywood spent $200 million on The Lone Ranger. And over $100 million on The Great Gatsby. Did anybody ask why they needed special effects on these films that should have been able to have been made at under $10 million each?

    20. Re:Better plots? by erroneus · · Score: 2

      They didn't. They are just running out of money. People are as stupid as ever before and possibly more.

    21. Re:Better plots? by jbolden · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Exactly, this desire for international release is a big part of the problem.

      Of course without international release budgets need to come down.

    22. Re:Better plots? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or they could make movies on budgets that don't require them to blow the doors off every cinema in America to turn a profit.

    23. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      nah they jumped the shark - even self deluded americans wont believe heroes in the white house.

      whatever next a film about an honest wall street banker?

    24. Re:Better plots? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Maybe they'll start making... (gasp)... actual plots to accompany those stars/explosions/special effects?"

      They think they've found some "formulas" that are common to blockbuster movies... and maybe they're right. BUT... as much as I hate to say this again, correlation does not equal causation. The fact that many blockbusters may have followed particular patterns does not mean that following those patterns will automatically make a good movie.

      All formulas aside... it STILL has to be a good movie.

      Here's you a formula: fast movement, slow movement, scherzo, fast movement. The classical formula for a symphony. In the hands of a Beethoven, even the worst is good. In the hands of a Harvey Blorkfarter... Hey, who remembers Harvey Blrokfarter?

      Here's another formula: pairs of rhyming lines in iambic Pentameter.

      Formulas are just the framework. It's what you put on the framework that counts. You can use the best materials (paints, words, musical themes, star-grade actors) and it's still going to be piece of putrid trash if the spark isn't there.

      The downside of the computer era is that we think that everything can be digitized, reduced, run through mathematical processes and produce gold. It's just the modern-day philosopher's stone, in a way. But computers are just tools and no customer survey can ever replace actually being in touch with your customers. No formula can replace a creative inner Muse. Art is art, not science, and it is better so, or all the artists would be replaced by kaleidoscopic art generation machines a la 1984 and the human touch would be lost.

    25. Re:Better plots? by xevioso · · Score: 3, Informative

      The funny thing is, Hollywood may come to the conclusion that there is a direct relationship between how crappy a movie is and how well it does.

      Although this is not a set-in-stone relationship (I'm looking at you, Jon Carter); the general rule of thumb is, the crapper a movie is, as determined by RottenTomatoes/MetaCritic, the worse it does over the long run.

      And Pacific Rim, by the way, is NOT a flop, at least not yet. It's made $175 million, and it's budget was $180 million.

    26. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      neither is The Great Gatsby

    27. Re:Better plots? by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, its not that this younger generation is any wiser (they are not), its just that the movies being produced today are unappealing garbage compared to what they were 25 years ago. They are appealing to the lowest common intellectual denominator and that is seems to be why, the movies are filled with sugar filling of expensive special effects with little sophistication. The action and violence is vastly overdone and grotesque. The themes are either artificially saccarine or often far too graphic. Overall for me it has made seeing a movie such a disgusting thing I stay away.

      I grew up in the 1980s, seeing Back to the Future, Batman (1989), the Original Star Trek movie series, non sci fi such as Funny Farm, and so on, which I always find far more pleasant and to have a feel about them that seems more down to earth than the stuff made today. Even the lesser rated 80s movies like Nothing But Trouble are better than what is generated today.

    28. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avatar succeeded despite its lack of plot and poor story, basically it relied solely on well presented special effects, CGI and 3D which at the time were novelty items that managed to distract viewers from the extremely weak content. Their are many examples of this over the past 30 years, however Hollywood seem to take these novelty successes and think wow this is what everyone wants and then churn out more of it, novelty value wears off very rapidly and then the studios are left scratching their head thinking WTF just happened. I am not sure if they are just morons or if they think their viewers are morons, either way the damage is completely self inflicted.

    29. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Box office receipts are different than revenue. Generally, during the first week or so the studio will get the lions share of the profits. Later it will pare down to 50% or so. And the budget of films don't account for marketing. In effect, you need several multiples of box office receipts to make up for the budget, though DVD sales and rentals can offset that in many cases.

    30. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These films featured big stars, bigger explosions, and top-notch special effects

      Maybe they'll start making... (gasp)... actual plots to accompany those stars/explosions/special effects?

      Why do you think this is anything new? Hollywood has always made crappy movies.

      Where do you think MST3K got their raw material? Old crappy movies.

    31. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or film some of those works that have fallen into the public domain.... Hang on, can't have that, might give people the idea that copyright doesn't have to be eternal.....

    32. Re:Better plots? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      exactly.

      White middle aged male. I love a good indie flick that I have to watch in subtitles.

      Take something simple and recent. the girl with a dragon tattoo. The original swedish movies are awesome. The james bond remake are a joke in comparison. Changing who is even the star.

      I call it hollywoodifcation. when they take a good story and make it fit into hollywood story board.

      Noomi Rapace was asked to star in the remake but declined, From IMDB:

      Noomi Rapace's performance as Lisbeth Salander in the original Swedish version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was so well received, a campaign to have her reprise the role in the English language version gained wide attention in the media, championed by film critic Roger Ebert, among others. Ultimately Rapace declined to reprise the role, saying that after playing the character for three years (during the filming of the original film and its sequels), she couldn't play the role again in the same stories.

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    33. Re:Better plots? by slew · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll start making... (gasp)... actual plots to accompany those stars/explosions/special effects?

      But it worked before... What changed now?

    34. Re:Better plots? by ultranova · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Batman (1989)

      The only true Batman movie is the 1966 version

      . "How was I to know they'd have a can of shark-repellent Bat-spray handy?" Instant classic :).

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    35. Re:Better plots? by taustin · · Score: 1

      This is nothing new. There is never anything new in Hollywood. It's the same pattern:

      Somebody makes a huge hit that breaks the current formula.

      Studios analyze the new formual, and decree that all movies will be made to that formula from now on.

      After a few years of the same movie with global search & replace on character names, audience gets tired of new formula.

      Big name producer/director/studio exec catamite is allowed to make occasional new movie that breaks the official formual.

      One of them gets lucky, and produces a movie that doesn't suck, or is even pretty good.

      Lather, rinse, repeat.

      Been that way for a hundred years, and will never change.

    36. Re:Better plots? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Of the three, pretty much only Doctor Zhivago had an intricate plot. (I presume, I've never read it or seen it.) GWTW has a lot going on in various places, but that's not the same as intricate. ET's plot is about as simple and straightforward as they come.

    37. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When you were enjoying those 80's movies as a kid, the grownups were making the exact same criticisms of those movies and saying they were garbage compared to the movies they grew up with in the 60's.

      And your kids will one day wax nostalgic about today's movies, insisting that they were the product of the Golden Age when it was All About The Art and not just the gratuitous special effects that "now" dominate the medium in the 2030's.

    38. Re:Better plots? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I feel some movie-spewing ghoul preparing the movie-equivalent of America's Got Talent. Ask them directly what they want then force-feed 'em until they choke. Yay \o/

    39. Re:Better plots? by sehlat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is NOT the plots. There are only a very few plots. (e.g. "boy meets girl", "the man who learned better," etc. etc.)

      The problem is storytelling. Hollywood invests millions in stars, explosions and what-not, and pretty much forgets that the basic goal of what they have to do is tell a story . Neither "Citizen Kane" nor "Casablanca" have special effects, but they're on pretty much everybody's "best of all time" lists. If you're not telling a captivating story, you're wasting the audience's time and money.

    40. Re:Better plots? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Maybe instead of trying to artificially create the memes and hashtags on the social networks, Hollywood ought to listen to what's being said and take that for inspiration? I guess that's just really much more effort than rehashing the same damn blockbuster formula over and over again.

      You mean having Hollywood take risks?

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    41. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah the siren song of nostalgia. I also yearn for the time when women knew their place and the British navy ruled the world.

    42. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the best movies I've seen have been 2-3 people sitting in a room and talking. Special effects should add to this, not replace it.

    43. Re:Better plots? by RJFerret · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Inception. (Heck, this one so intricate, is prompted multiple viewings, group viewings, and discussions that didn't reach agreement.)

      The Matrix. (Not surprisingly, the sequels were useless.)

    44. Re:Better plots? by fredgiblet · · Score: 2

      There's plenty of evidence that you can make awesome movies without $100+ million budgets. The Hollywood elite just needs to figure that out.

    45. Re:Better plots? by Carewolf · · Score: 2

      Doctor Zhivago doesn't have a plot, it is just a bunch of stuff that happens.. in Russia (beautiful locations though).

      Gone with the wind is the closest you get to a plot, at least there is character development.

    46. Re:Better plots? by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      $200 million on a movie that 30 years ago would have cost about 5, THAT'S were the problems with Hollywood are.

    47. Re:Better plots? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      What are they spending the money on? How much does a million hookers covered in coke cost?

      Also, traditional wisdom about this scenario opening the floodgates of plot ideas isn't a general rule.

    48. Re:Better plots? by countach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      James Bond is an interesting case study. Just when you think they wouldn't get worse... they get worse. People thought Roger Moore wasn't much good compared to Sean Connery, but he was fantastic compared to what came later.

    49. Re:Better plots? by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      DVD sales and rentals have cratered in the last 10 years. Netflix has killed them.

    50. Re:Better plots? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Well, some effects are okay.

      Unless you changed the setting to the current day (Gatsby as drug dealer?) you can't use real footage of New York unless you only have fairly tight shots outside in front of buildings that are from the 20s and can be 'dressed up' to their appearance from that time. (More neon, fewer translucent plastic panel signs, etc.). Some effects like matte paintings can be used for establishing shots and replacement backgrounds, or even entire shots minus the actors. Here's an example: http://youtu.be/mCXE9cNzcgI

      I agree that too much of this would cause the budget to balloon, and wouldn't add anything of quality to the movie, but used judiciously, I think effects can be worthwhile and not break the bank.

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    51. Re:Better plots? by cdecoro · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on a lot of those -- Back to the Future and the first Michael Keaton Batman are still among my favorites. But Star Trek? Seriously, you can't really believe that Star Trek IV, where they go back in time to save the whales, was such a stellar movie that puts today's to shame. The Star Trek movies after Wrath of Khan were just as bad as much of the drek that gets passed off today.

    52. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood is over. And frankly, good riddance.

      In my relatively small community, I have 1 "pro" film-maker, and 8 of every 10 kids I bump into are making their own movies. In fact, as I write this, my kids are with a group of almost 20 kids aged 6 to 15 who are on their 2nd day of filming.

      Go to the movies and pay $$$ for what? Plus the popcorn? No, that model died, just like drive-ins died 3 or 4 decades ago.

      Even LoTR. 1 movie - theatre, DVD, extended edition. 2nd movie - theatre and extended edition, 3rd movie - extended edition. Hobbit - saw it at a discount in theatre, will wait for the extended collection set in 2099 of all 3 movies, maybe.

      Better plots? Hollywood can not produce anything. Best they do is steal an unknown book / script, or ride on an established success (LoTR, Tintin) where they can't stuff up the plot or the fans will scream.

    53. Re:Better plots? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The downside of the computer era is that we think that everything can be digitized, reduced, run through mathematical processes and produce gold. It's just the modern-day philosopher's stone, in a way.

      And it works too. It really produces gold. And the result is that gold is worth no more than the lead it's made from. Which is only bad if you were planning on getting rich by controlling an effort-free supply in a world of scarcity. Which, of course, is precisely what the Hollywood execs wanted, and as usualy failed to think things through.

      Art is art, not science, and it is better so, or all the artists would be replaced by kaleidoscopic art generation machines a la 1984 and the human touch would be lost.

      Art is art, and the Net is full of human-made art in all its (often horrible) glory. And you don't have to pay to access it (beyond the Internet connection, of course). And as technology improves, what's available to a persistent amateur gets closer and closer to what is available to Hollywood studios, which in turn can't really improve what's available to them because that already includes pretty much anything.

      Hollywood blockbusters are failing because they've hit the wall for the wow factor, can't compete with Youtube for the sheer entertainment factor, and lose to most shitty fanfiction in the plot department since even shitty fanfiction authors care more about their work's (nonexistent) artistic value than Hollywood does. And various amateur projects will only continue improving their technical quality, while Sturgeon's law works its corollary as their numbers increase. Hollywood will die, and won't be missed.

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    54. Re:Better plots? by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      no, there's no problem with translation. They're dumbed down for Americans

    55. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      inception - bah its all just a dream

    56. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything that can be done with the mind can be done with a computer. The issue arises when we are too stupid to know what to tell the computer to do.

      If we can't get the computer to do something, then we lack the understanding to know what needs to be done.

    57. Re:Better plots? by slick7 · · Score: 2

      These films featured big stars, bigger explosions, and top-notch special effects

      Maybe they'll start making... (gasp)... actual plots to accompany those stars/explosions/special effects?

      Remember, Analytics begins with anal.

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    58. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quiiditch with brooms is retarded enough. It's just braindead pathetic without them.

    59. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how most mainstream movies are any more brain numbing than mainstream sports.

    60. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have not been in a movie theater since I took my kids to see a Disney movie in the early 90's. I have no interest in going to the movies and I do not follow the industry or the "stars" at all. I watch movies occasionally but only after they are on Netflix or the television version and I hear about them from someone. Hollywood movies are way down on my list of things I do. If a movie is really good and I have an interest in it, I'll eventually see it somewhere long after its run in the theaters.

      I'd much rather Modern Marvels, How it's Made, Mythbusters, and some sit-coms. Basically anything that is not fake reality and some what informative or just funny.

    61. Re:Better plots? by dwywit · · Score: 2

      I'd mod you up if I had points today. I watched "A fish called Wanda" again last night - hadn't seen it for many years, and it still made me laugh. I'd forgotten just how funny it was. A plot that was just outside plausible (thus satisfying my own rule about suspension of disbelief - i.e. don't make me stretch too far). A little bit of stunt work, some very clever dialogue, and competent actors (as opposed to movie stars). Clever casting that appealed to both sides of the atlantic, and a director who knew how to direct a movie, as opposed to a director with his thumb on the detonator for the next explosion/car flip/whatever.
       
      I don't mind watching stuff like "The Avengers" - it has a great deal of eye candy, and I can accept it's just there for visual entertainment, but we need more than visual entertainment, and cinema is capable of so much more.

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    62. Re:Better plots? by artor3 · · Score: 1

      That was a different time. These days, if you want to score big at the box office, you need to do well in the international market. That means selling to people who will be watching a subbed/dubbed translation of your movie, and who won't have the same cultural frame of reference as the writers.

      Writing a plot that can cross cultural and linguistic borders is hard. Dazzling an audience with explosions and slow motion fight scenes is much easier.

    63. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Xor is not a function but rather an operation.

    64. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You /. plot hipsters can go fuck youselves. First you all said it stole it's plot from Dances with Wolves, now it doesn't have one at all.

    65. Re:Better plots? by fredklein · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or use of of the already existing plots? There are literally dozens of sci-fi books I'd LOVE to see on the big screen. Heinlein's The Moon is A Harsh Mistress or Stranger In A Strange Land. Niven's Ringworld, or any of his Known Space stories. Piers Anthony's Apprentice Adept, or Incarnations of Immortality series.

      Yes, Hollywood has done a few. Starship Troopers and The Puppet Masters by Heinlein, for example. But they did them... WRONG.

    66. Re:Better plots? by readingaccount · · Score: 2

      blow the doors off every cinema in America to turn a profit

      If taken literally though, you've got to admit that would be a pretty cool way to measure success.

    67. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 4, Insightful

      its just that the movies being produced today are unappealing garbage compared to what they were 25 years ago

      No they're not. They're about at the same level of quality as they were 25 years ago. You just remember the really good ones, you forget the stinkers that came out to the theaters every weekend. Good movies stuck around longer too, these days a movie has a month or two to earn almost everything, but 25 years ago a good movie could stick around for 6+ months. So they were more "present."

      The summers of 1982 and 1984 were spectacular years for movies, but otherwise I think the movie quality is about the same. Production values are way way up though, which is part of the problem. No way should The Lone Ranger have had that high a budget. I know they were trying to recapture the Pirates magic, but still... Sounds like it had the same problems as John Carter -- decent movie that was budgeted way too high for it to be able to break even on modest returns.

      I grew up in the 1980s, seeing Back to the Future, Batman (1989), the Original Star Trek movie series, non sci fi such as Funny Farm,

      I did too! However, you have to acknowledge the quality even of the movies you just mentioned -- Star Trek 1 was edited and directed poorly and comes across as listless and plodding. Star Trek 5 was a disaster all around. I loved Batman(1989) when it came out, but I have to admit that it doesn't hold a candle to the Christopher Nolan movies. Though Michael Keaton made the best "Brooding Bruce Wayne."

      And even Back to the Future had the sub-par part III.

    68. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      When you were enjoying those 80's movies as a kid, the grownups were making the exact same criticisms of those movies and saying they were garbage compared to the movies they grew up with in the 60's.

      Yeah, watch a bunch of the older Siskel and Ebert movies on Youtube. Man, Gene Siskel could be such a grouch!

    69. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 2

      I'd say Star Trek IV was an excellent ensemble comedy that falls apart a bit in the third act. I'd say it's not approachable for non-Trekkies, but I think the cast chemistry overcomes any problems caused by the technobabble.

    70. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      You mean having Hollywood take risks?

      Hollywood takes risks all the time. Give a somewhat unproven director $100 million to make "his vision" that he sold you on storyboards? That can be a hell of a risk. Sometimes they pan out, sometimes they don't.

    71. Re:Better plots? by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. Spend some of that FX budget on the script, FFS.

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    72. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spending it? They're keeping it. They basically pay a 'company they created for the job' a lot more than they should to produce the movie.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting

      Due to Hollywood accounting, it has been estimated that only about 5% of movies officially show a net profit

    73. Re:Better plots? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In spite of the summary several of those films are doing fine in the box office and a few hits like Man of Steel more than erase any losses from the others.

    74. Re:Better plots? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Awesome low budget movies were higher risk. There is no question they can win big but the lose big 3/4s of the time. A studio focusing on those types of movies can go for a long time without hitting one out of the park and run out of money. Hollywood isn't stupid.

    75. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used CGI, therefore it is cheating! It's just a million monkeys punching keys, and images come out irrespective of talent and artistry! The same rationale that denied the orignal Tron a nomination.

    76. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly right.

      Their big data analytics are probably counting explosions, types of special effects, music, famous actors, ie the window dressing.

      The problem is that they need to measure plot quality, character development, humor, relationships, intrigue, mystery and all the other things that are so hard to measure but make ALL the difference. I'm sure it can be done, but they clearly don't have the right weights set on their neural networks yet. :-(

      It probably looks like this right now:

      if (actors in ('Tom Cruise', 'Will Smith', 'Statham', 'Cameron Diaz', 'John Travolta', etc)) { return "blockbuster"; }
      else if (actors_belong to ('scientology')) { return "Make it or risk harrassment by the Church"; }
      else if (story_source in ('video game', 'comic book', 'comedy skit')) { return "blockbuster"; }
      else if (story_source in ('literature')) { return 'WTF??"; }
      else if (director in ('Shyalaman', 'Bay', 'Lucas (post prequel)')) { return "WTF? But go ahead..."; }
      else if (cost > $200 million) { return "blockbuster"; }
      else { return "Loser!"; }

    77. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should differentiate between the acting and the stories. I thought Pierce Brosnan wasn't bad at all; the stories for the movies he was in though were awful and made his Bond movies eminently forgettable.

    78. Re:Better plots? by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really? Pretty much everyone I know agrees that Casino Royale and Skyfall have been some of the best Bond movies. Compared to, say, Moonraker, there's no competition.

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    79. Re:Better plots? by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      It's done to books too. Take Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings. The movies have great visual appeal, but the dialog is awful and the plot which arguably already was a simplistic good vs. evil fantasy, is watered down and mucked up with infantile plot devices, jokes, and near constant action. Can hardly go 2 minutes without another fight or chase or tightrope walk happening. I'm talking about things like the lame short jokes on Gimli-- the scene in which he jumps up and down to see over the wall at Helms Deep was especially excruciating-- and the bit about Gollum framing Sam for eating all their food, and Frodo believes this (no way!), Aragorn manhandling Frodo at the Prancing Pony (totally out of character), the start of the battle at Minas Tirith in which an orc soldier announces that now is the age of orcs as he stabs a fallen soldier (cheesy), elves showing up to help fight at Helm's Deep announcing that they came to die, Denethor refusing to light the beacons so Gandalf has Pippin sneak up and do it as if he couldn't have just set the beacons off himself with a bolt of lightning, and so on. What was especially annoying about things like the elven fighters at Helm's Deep was that was a few wasted minutes that could have been used on any of the many, many good things they cut from the books. The worst cut was leaving out the Scouring of the Shire.

      There are very, very few film adaptations that equal the books that inspired them. The Harry Potter movies are decent jobs, except they are awfully rushed. So is LOTR. But then, what happens when a director wangles plenty of time, as with The Hobbit? He adds filler! Bulks the movies up with fight scenes that never happened in the book! Then there are movies like I, Robot. Let's just use the setting, and wing it with our own characters and plot!

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    80. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything that can be done with the mind can be done with a computer.

      [citation needed]

    81. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pierce Brosnan was OK, especially in Goldeneye. He had fun with it, and the plots were classic Bond style stuff.

      Daniel Craig is awful, though. Somehow they think taking all the fun out of Bond is a good idea. And that being a po-faced dismal killjoy necessarily makes you insightful and deep. Dreck, I say, dreck! Bring back bond in a Russian fighter jet shooting up an arms dealer conference while the plane is on the ground! And jumping off cliffs into propeller plans after blowing up chemical weapons plants!

    82. Re:Better plots? by vossman77 · · Score: 1

      It is even more interesting when you look at number of tickets sold rather than adjusted gross:

      http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/adjusted.htm?adjust_yr=1p=.htm

    83. Re:Better plots? by The+Rizz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Give a somewhat unproven director $100 million to make "his vision" that he sold you on storyboards? That can be a hell of a risk.

      Except they don't do that. They give $100m to a director who made $1m on a $100k budget and then expect the same sort of ROI. Even then, the studio has its hands in the mix for most of the production - how many blockbuster movies only go through one writer (or writing team) before they come out? How many of them have the editing the director wanted, and not the editing the studio decided would sell best?

      Hollywood would probably do better if it actually took risks, but it doesn't.

    84. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, Micky Rooney said that in the radioactive man Simpsons episode like 20 years ago. Precisent.

    85. Re:Better plots? by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      IMHO, people can tell when the movie is just going through the motions and is an attempt to just make money. That is what you get when you let marketing run the show.

    86. Re:Better plots? by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      There's a reason why most people have turned away from playing sports.

      You are forced to interact with knuckleheads, dudebros, and roid rangers.

      And most of us would really prefer to interact with these types when we have to, like getting stopped at a checkpoint, or when getting on an airplane.

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    87. Re:Better plots? by canadian_right · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The average movie was not better 25 years ago than today. 25 years ago most movies were schlock, just like today. But the only movie you hear about from 25 years ago are the GOOD ones. Bad movies don't make it onto the best 20 movies of 1979 critics list.

      Lots of great movies are being made, it's just that you generally won't see them at the local 5 screen mega-cinema. There are good movie critics out there that can point you to good movies. Some are even made by Hollywood.

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    88. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even Back to the Future had the sub-par part III.

      Sub-par is being very kind. Very hard to imagine that 2 and 3 were shot at the same time. Sort of seems like they put all the good stuff in 2, and the rest in 3. Which is pretty sad, because even 2 wasn't as good as the first (which also suffered in a few minor ways, but fortunately not too many).

    89. Re:Better plots? by The+Rizz · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll say - I loved Moonraker when it came out, and it's still one of my favorite Bond movies. You've got ski lifts, space shuttles, laser battles, and Jaws not only shows up but also gets a love interest! It's totally like what Hollywood is putting out now... wait, that wasn't your point, was it?

    90. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could also try to offer concept trailers for randomly chosen members of the target audience. That might help a little with the estimates. Trailers of the flops already failed to pique interest. Lack of emotions, too simple, formulaic and pointless story all reduce the bottom line.

    91. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

    92. Re:Better plots? by Hartree · · Score: 1

      "Yes, yes, we will get off your lawn grandpa."

      No you won't! You'll still be cluttering it up at 2 am this morning.

      Damn whippersnappers. Can't go to bed at a reason hour like 6 pm.......ZZzzzzzzzzz...

      no carrier

    93. Re:Better plots? by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      DVD sales and rentals have cratered in the last 10 years. Netflix has killed them.

      Netflix only killed rentals (and not completely - RedBox seems to be doing OK, and there's still some actual rental stores in town, too). It may have hurt DVD sales, but the bad economy (and lack of compelling titles) hurt them a lot more. Most people I know who bought a lot of DVDs are still buying (although they've moved to BluRay), they're just not buying as many.

    94. Re:Better plots? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I call it hollywoodifcation. when they take a good story and make it fit into hollywood story board.

      It's worse than that.

      They take things that have good stories and solid plots, and crap them out as plotless turds centred around a "star" running around doing almost random thing.

      World War Z - Case in Point.

      Granted WWZ the book was not merchant ivory, but it was still a damn good story and was almost perfect for transition to film but not in the form Brad Pitt wanted (the book did not centre around one character, so it couldn't be a movie about Brad Pitt running around killing zombies, guess which one ended up getting filmed) .

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    95. Re:Better plots? by cblguy2 · · Score: 1

      There was no Star Trek 5. It never got made. Capiche? Never mention it again. Ever.

    96. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering Back to the Future 2 and 3 are the same movie, and was the first movie to ever shoot two at once, ill take your comment with a grain of salt.

    97. Re:Better plots? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Exactly, this desire for international release is a big part of the problem.

      Which explains why English speaking western cultures like Australia still have to wait 1-12 months for the same film to be released here.

      Of course without international release budgets need to come down.

      Is this such a bad thing(TM).

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    98. Re:Better plots? by The+Rizz · · Score: 1

      $200 million on a movie that 30 years ago would have cost about 5, THAT'S were the problems with Hollywood are.

      I really wish Hollywood would take a lead from the BBC model; instead of giving one movie $200m, give 70 movies $2-5m each. You'll get some good, and some bad, but while you're less likely to end up with a massive summer blockbuster, you're also less likely to end up with a massive flop. Odds are, you'll have some good, some bad, and make a good profit overall. Additionally, any bombs in those 70 movies will simply be forgotten (a $5m movie bombing doesn't make big news), while the successes will be noticed (a $5m movie that makes $100m will get attention).

    99. Re:Better plots? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Would be nice if our culture just became weary of entertainment cartel offerings, and people could once again take up more productive pastimes:

      Well it seems like something like that is already happening. Did you not read TFS? It says that Hollywood's latest movies are all flops. Sounds like people are weary of Hollywood's offerings. Either that, or people are too fucking broke to go watch movies for $10-15 per ticket, with 20-25% of the workforce unemployed and the rest probably worried to death about what their future is going to look like. Or maybe a combination of the two.

      All the "makerspaces" I'm seeing pop up these days seem to indicate that people are also taking up more productive pasttimes, and there's no shortage of outings and such on Meetup these days.

    100. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cinema is one of THE greatest pastimes this country has in recent memory, and frankly there's still a shiteload of good movies being made-- you just won't hear about them on TV.

      i hate when people say "go read a book", or "go hang out with your friends" as if those weren't things one could balance with an active movie-watching hobby. the real piece of advice here we ought to offer is look deeper for good film. go scan through AFI's top 100, go check out what's hot between metacritic and rotten tomatoes-- read user reviews and read plot synopses, and go SEEK OUT good films. don't rely on the media to force feed you crap, godamn.

      tldr -- yes be wary of the entertainment cartels as well as all other cartels, yes don't be a lazy fatass, but don't be disenfranchised and think there aren't brilliant filmmakers still out there producing great shit.

    101. Re:Better plots? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's probably another factor: the younger generation these days is flat broke. They're all living with their parents or cooped up with a bunch of roommates because they're all unemployed or underemployed. 20-somethings with little money aren't going to spend $15/ticket (plus overpriced concessions) on a movie; if they have a little money for entertainment, they're going to spend it on something that gives you a lot more bang-for-the-buck, like video games or Netflix. I pay $9/month for my Netflix subscription IIRC, and I can watch on-demand movies to my heart's content (except on some Friday and Saturday nights when apparently everyone else is trying to do the same thing and the video keeps pausing).

    102. Re:Better plots? by peragrin · · Score: 1

      While I agree with most of your rant about the Lord of Rings, the part where Gollum frames Same for eating food happens. Sam and frodo split at that point. Sam finds the food a couple hundred feet below on that twisty stair passage and then chases after knowing that Gollum is up to no good.

      Also for the Hobbit I think he was directed an pushed into stretching it into three films. I definitely would need two for proper special effects, but the third movie is supposed to more history as found in the Sillimarliion.

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    103. Re:Better plots? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You've got to be kidding. Yes, by many/most accounts, STII was the best of the series, but STIV was a big favorite of many peoples's as well, and STVI was also very good and well-regarded. In fact, STVI was by the same director as STII, and it even had the same title: "The Undiscovered Country". STII was renamed "The Wrath of Khan" later by the studio before its release, against the wishes of its director.

      STV was drek, but it was the only one that was that bad. STIII really wasn't that bad, though not up to the par the even-numbered movies set, and ST:TMP was horrifically boring at times, but was still mildly interesting, though easily the second-worst of the 6.

    104. Re:Better plots? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      No way, those stories would all make terrible Hollywood movies. As you admit yourself, when they try to make a movie version of books like that, they royally fuck them up.

      You really think Hollywood would give fair treatment to, for instance, the open relationships and line marriages in Heinlein's books? Not a chance.

    105. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly, they are trying to hard. The bond indentity and all that. We WANT formulaic bond movies.

    106. Re: Better plots? by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1

      Amen. And please add "At The Mountains of Madness" to the list.

    107. Re:Better plots? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I thought MST3K got almost all their raw material from crappy, old low-budget movies. Back in the old days, there were a bunch of studios making ultra-low-budget crap movies because it wasn't that expensive to show movies in theaters. These days, we still have this. Asylum is a big example of this, and there's a bunch of others; we don't see these movies in theaters because they're all "straight to video". If MST3K wanted to continue and use new movies, that's what they'd have to look at if they wanted to be consistent with the old movies.

      The big difference today is that the ultra-big-budget movies are just as bad, plot-wise and acting-wise, as those crappy old shoestring-budget movies.

    108. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take something simple and recent. the girl with a dragon tattoo. The original swedish movies are awesome.

      Hopefully the original Swedish movies were better than the books. (Yes, I read all three.) The first was entirely predictable after reading the first 30 or so pages. The prose was also somewhat pedantic; perhaps it reads better in Swedish.

    109. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the biggest problem I see. They need to kick out more content that is cheaper to produce. People are assuming the big flops are bad for the industry too, they aren't. Like the big OEM video games, they showcase grand special effects, music, acting (sometimes), etc. Often it's the "little guys" that actually do it right and get inspiration for how wrong those big budget messes can be. Also, as I've learned in industry, it's sometimes better to keep your operation moving by breaking even or losing a little money than it is shutting it down... since rebuilding the talent base can be very expensive.

    110. Re:Better plots? by shastamonk · · Score: 1

      its just that the movies being produced today are unappealing garbage compared to what they were 25 years ago

      No they're not. They're about at the same level of quality as they were 25 years ago. You just remember the really good ones, you forget the stinkers that came out to the theaters every weekend. Good movies stuck around longer too, these days a movie has a month or two to earn almost everything, but 25 years ago a good movie could stick around for 6+ months. So they were more "present."

      The summers of 1982 and 1984 were spectacular years for movies, but otherwise I think the movie quality is about the same. Production values are way way up though, which is part of the problem. No way should The Lone Ranger have had that high a budget. I know they were trying to recapture the Pirates magic, but still... Sounds like it had the same problems as John Carter -- decent movie that was budgeted way too high for it to be able to break even on modest returns.

      I don't go to the movies often anymore, but I still rent them more than I should - and there have only been a few of them that I want to watch again or even remember much about, like the first LotR, Anchorman or Lincoln. And only one out of those relied on big budget special effects. Quality in Hollywood's eyes nowadays is determined by how much money is thrown at CGI explosions and annoying post-processing effects, while the original Star Wars movies (pre Special Edition) still manage to look more realistic and visually interesting than anything made since, while telling an original story with incredibly unique and memorable characters. It's almost an analagous state of affairs to the current video game industry, where big budget studios keep churning out repetitive sequels or clones of existing titles with ever increasing budgets for graphical improvements, at the same time ignoring to focus at all on new and interesting game mechanics and stories. There have only been a few AAA titles in the last ten years that anyone will still want to - or more sadly even be able to - play another ten years from now. Thankfully for gaming, indie games lately are proving to be much more interesting than indie movies, which in my possibly limited experience rarely manage to avoid being pretentious art-house productions.

    111. Re:Better plots? by ulatekh · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      At the risk of being modded "flamebait"...

      Star Trek 5 was a disaster all around.
      And even Back to the Future had the sub-par part III.

      I liked Star Trek 5! I've actually watched it several times. <spoiler>Spock's brother, meeting "God", and seeing a Klingon apologize made it worth it all by itself.</spoiler>
      And I thought Back To The Future 2 was totally depressing. At least 3 was funny and entertaining.

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      "Once we've identified and embraced our sickness, we'll have strength...and that's when we get dangerous." - John Waters
    112. Re:Better plots? by Ozeroc · · Score: 1

      [faced with a 20th century computer]
      Scotty: Computer! Computer?
      [He's handed a mouse, and he speaks into it]
      Scotty: Hello, computer.
      Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.
      Scotty: Keyboard. How quaint.



      Also, I have 6 tabs open and this one displays: "Hollywood's Love of Anal..."

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      ...
    113. Re:Better plots? by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      I keep wanting to see a new Emma Peel :D

      [John]

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      Shit better not happen!
    114. Re:Better plots? by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      On The Matrix: It may have a significantly more complex plot than most Hollywood efforts, but go watch Ghost in the Shell (arguably the source material), and you'll realize that the entire plot simplified and stretched out over several movies when Hollywood got it's hands on it.

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    115. Re:Better plots? by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Well, $8 for a ticket (World War Z) but $13 for sub-par popcorn and a soda.

      [John]

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      Shit better not happen!
    116. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exploding sharks too (just watched the trailer)?! I'VE GOT TO WATCH THIS STONED!!!

    117. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I'm a dinosaur, but when I go to the movies, I like to see actors acting. Like this: http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/239237/Requiem-for-a-Heavyweight-Movie-Clip-No-More-Fights.html Jackie Gleason, Anthony Quinn, Mickey Rooney. Three actors, acting.

    118. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be frankly impossible to do Ringworld without doing some serious wordsmithing. It is not a book that lends itself well to story telling.

      Wait a minute...they'll just put the protagonist in a suit of armor, put him on a megastructure and have him fight a bunch of aliens. How does "HALO" sound as a working title?

      Never happen. Nev-ah.

    119. Re:Better plots? by Macgrrl · · Score: 5, Funny

      Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet.

      Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

      So many great quotes from that movie.

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      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    120. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peter Jackson was given a grain silo full of money to make Lord of the Rings. His previous film was The Frighteners, which was a commercial failure. Before that he was mostly known for godawful horror/comedy flicks that had niche appeal at best. They could have given that project to any number of "safe" choices, but they chose the freak who made a good pitch.

      Does that happen as often as it should? No. But if you say it never happens at all, then you're either a liar or you have no idea what you're talking about.

    121. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course it was the same person each time, because everyone you don't agree with is part of a great monolithic hivemind you've just caught in a terrible act of hypocrisy.

      Or you're retarded. Yeah, that's the one.

    122. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      And even Back to the Future had the sub-par part III.

      Sub-par is being very kind. Very hard to imagine that 2 and 3 were shot at the same time. Sort of seems like they put all the good stuff in 2, and the rest in 3. Which is pretty sad, because even 2 wasn't as good as the first (which also suffered in a few minor ways, but fortunately not too many).

      I... like parts of part 3. It was kindof fun, but overall not terribly memorable. I wouldn't say it's bad, but it's nowhere close to the first or second in the series.

      The second movie, while not quite as good as the first, I just loved for the audacity of having McFly follow himself around again in 1955, putting a whole new layer of plot atop the events we already knew. Plus, all those future gadgets REALLY tickled this 14-year-old's fancy. I wanted that flying Delorean. I wanted that hoverboard. The self-drying jacket, self-tying shoes. I wanted the future!!!!

      And it was Elijah Wood's first movie! Hehe.

    123. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      There was no Star Trek 5. It never got made. Capiche? Never mention it again. Ever.

      Having looked at extras and read what they were trying to do with it I have... I have sympathy. There were a lot of good intentions, bumbling, and confusion on that movie.

    124. Re:Better plots? by DarkTygur · · Score: 1

      I actually don't need any plot. Give me bigger explosions, awesome effects, and a wild ride! I don't care if I can predict the rest of the movie halfway through as long as the rest of it is fun to watch. Explosions and effects are plenty fun! I hate dramas, and I don't need to think about my movies. Real life has enough drama, and I do enough thinking at work. If I'm watching a movie, I'm trying to escape.

      However, though I really want to see these movies, I haven't had the opportunity. It's summer so I'm usually trying to be outside. Besides that, I like to enjoy my movies with beer or some other drink. The closest theater that lets me do that is about an hour away. Or I can wait for Redbox and watch it at home. Both choices have their own inconveniences. So in the end, even though I enjoy Hollywood movies, they still aren't making much money off me.

    125. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Quality in Hollywood's eyes nowadays is determined by how much money is thrown at CGI explosions and annoying post-processing effects, while the original Star Wars movies (pre Special Edition) still manage to look more realistic and visually interesting than anything made since, while telling an original story with incredibly unique and memorable characters.

      There is definitely an overuse of CG, and the best effects that I see are a hybrid of techniques... mattes, miniatures, CG.

      But even the Star Wars movies pre-Special Edition definitely have their cases of unconvincing special effects, whether it was the visible paste lines where Tie Fighters were pasted onto the star field frames, or the AT-AT attack on Hoth in Empire (It looks good... but it's still Go-Motion, and it's still too strobey), or the very unconvincing yeti also in Empire, the giant monster in Return of the Jedi that Luke kills... There are LOT of good effects though, ILM was at their modelmaking prime there with the original trilogy, and I'll take the scuffed-up-looking practical model ships over the CG shiny ships of the prequel trilogy any time.

    126. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whatever next a film about an honest wall street banker?

      You mean like.... Wall Street? It was pretty good.

    127. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 2

      At the risk of being modded "flamebait"...

      I liked Star Trek 5! I've actually watched it several times.

      I would never mod someone's guilty pleasure flamebait! I willingly bought a copy of Xanadu for God's sake.

      I thought Star Trek 5 was horrible but it had good intentions. The quest for God? Super-highbrow concept but they went with a totally low-brow approach.

      Back to the Future 2 depressing? Sure, I can see that. It presents a dystopia, a future they need a reason to change. :-)

    128. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 2

      Peter Jackson was given a grain silo full of money to make Lord of the Rings. His previous film was The Frighteners, which was a commercial failure. Before that he was mostly known for godawful horror/comedy flicks that had niche appeal at best.

      In film circles, Peter Jackson was best known for "Heavenly Creatures" which he was nominated for a Best Screenplay Oscar. It was quite well regarded and showed he would write as well as direct, and handle serious and emotional topics and not just gross-out and horror humor flicks. If he didn't have Heavenly Creatures under his belt, I doubt he would have been given $300+ million for the Lord of the Rings.

      The Frighteners was the film that, fortunately, convinced him that he would prefer to stay in New Zealand to make movies rather than stay in Hollywood.

          They could have given that project to any number of "safe" choices, but they chose the freak who made a good pitch.

      Does that happen as often as it should? No. But if you say it never happens at all, then you're either a liar or you have no idea what you're talking about.

    129. Re:Better plots? by dwywit · · Score: 1

      And the expressions on Otto's face then and at various points throughout - that's what I mean by "competent actor".

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    130. Re:Better plots? by slacka · · Score: 1

      I always thought Alastair Reynolds' "Revelation Space" would make a great series of movies. Lets see how the Hollywood "Ender's Game" turns out.

    131. Re:Better plots? by xbytor · · Score: 1

      Skyfall is better than anything thing else post-Connery and better than most Connery. I was expecting it to be good but got excellent instead; the best surprise in movies I've had in years.

    132. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second that.

    133. Re:Better plots? by Sperbels · · Score: 2

      Plus, all those future gadgets REALLY tickled this 14-year-old's fancy. I wanted that flying Delorean. I wanted that hoverboard. The self-drying jacket, self-tying shoes. I wanted the future!!!!

      The waiting is almost over. All that stuff should be available in 2 years.

    134. Re:Better plots? by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      And you got Quantum of Solace

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    135. Re:Better plots? by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      How is the soda sub-par? It's the same everywhere you go.

    136. Re:Better plots? by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      They already do that. It's routine for action movies to not do particularly well, but make up the profits on overseas markets. Movies that are more explosions and less culture-specific are going to do better in Paris or Beijing.

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    137. Re:Better plots? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      It probably had more to do with the idiotic leftist bent to the movie and the fact that Olympus has Fallen, which had a similar plot without the leftist idiocy and much better actors, came out a few months before at less than half the budget. Not to mention dumb shit like chromed RPGs.

    138. Re:Better plots? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Citizen Kane is only on everybody's best list because the technical aspects of that movie are fucking amazing. While the plot may have been told well, it doesn't change the fact that it is boring as shit and if Welles weren't such a fucking genius no one would have looked at it twice.

    139. Re: Better plots? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear that. But thanks for Gonzalez and Uggla :-)

    140. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOW!!! You hit the nail right on the head... I pretty much agree with you 100% ST6 was my personal favourite and ST2 my second... 4 was good and 3 somewhat underrated... 5 was TOTAL garbage and like you said 1 was boring as shit...

    141. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally... Some of my favourite movies were made in the recent past, Fight Club, American Beauty, The Matrix Trilogy, Dark City, The Thirteenth Floor, Office Space, Trainspotting... The late 90's seemed to have been a particularly good time for movie making...

    142. Re: Better plots? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      That depends on whether or not you're using LISP.

    143. Re:Better plots? by hedleyroos · · Score: 1

      I think he was referring to Daniel Craig in the Dragon Tattoo remake, not modern James Bond movies.

    144. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must be the only person who LOVED the Matrix sequels over the original. The original was great, but with Reloaded ... Near the end of the movie... The dialog with the Architect... Explaining the entire purpose of the "one" as it relates to a hierarchical system of control... Fucking BRILLIANT... Never in my life watched a Sci-Fi film that so beautifully explained itself... Revolutions was kinda of a let down, but still better then the first in my opinion...

    145. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Group outings - Chatting on Facebook outside.
      Sports - Madden NFL 13
      Exercise - Throwing stuff after being killed on COD.

    146. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Maybe they'll start making... (gasp)... actual plots to accompany those stars/explosions/special effects?"

      They think they've found some "formulas" that are common to blockbuster movies... and maybe they're right. BUT... as much as I hate to say this again, correlation does not equal causation. The fact that many blockbusters may have followed particular patterns does not mean that following those patterns will automatically make a good movie.

      All formulas aside... it STILL has to be a good movie.

      Here's you a formula: fast movement, slow movement, scherzo, fast movement. The classical formula for a symphony. In the hands of a Beethoven, even the worst is good. In the hands of a Harvey Blorkfarter... Hey, who remembers Harvey Blrokfarter?

      Here's another formula: pairs of rhyming lines in iambic Pentameter.

      Formulas are just the framework. It's what you put on the framework that counts. You can use the best materials (paints, words, musical themes, star-grade actors) and it's still going to be piece of putrid trash if the spark isn't there.

      The downside of the computer era is that we think that everything can be digitized, reduced, run through mathematical processes and produce gold. It's just the modern-day philosopher's stone, in a way. But computers are just tools and no customer survey can ever replace actually being in touch with your customers. No formula can replace a creative inner Muse. Art is art, not science, and it is better so, or all the artists would be replaced by kaleidoscopic art generation machines a la 1984 and the human touch would be lost.

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    147. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about the movie, but the video game had holes you could fall into.

    148. Re:Better plots? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Peter Jackson was better known for Heavenly Creatures, Braindead, Meet the Feebles, and Bad Taste. The last three all hit cult status and demonstrated his ability to work with 'creatures', which is a major part of the LOTR trilogy. It's not a huge leap from any of his earlier films to one laden with orcs, elves, huge battles and gore.

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    149. Re:Better plots? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Soda comes out of a postmix machine and is diluted more in some places than others. Regardless, it generally awful everywhere. Open a nice fresh glass bottle of Coke and take a swig...now do the same for a postmix 'Coke' and you'll see they are worlds apart in quality. Postmix always tastes really watery and weirdly different to 'the real thing'.

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    150. Re:Better plots? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Some of the best movies I've seen have been 2-3 people sitting in a room and talking. Special effects should add to this, not replace it.

      Some of the best movies I've seen have been 2-3 people and robots sitting in a room and talking while a bad movie is played in the background.

    151. Re:Better plots? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Ender's Game will be as awful as every other big budget movie that Hollywood churns out. They will dumb it down to the lowest common denominator in order to give it the widest appeal.

      I'd like to see it made as a short film since it was originally a short story. I can't imagine the sort of awful padding they will add to make it 100 minutes long.

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    152. Re:Better plots? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Go watch Primer. It cost $7,000 to make and knocks the socks off anything out of Hollywood in the last few years. You will need to watch it twice and even then you might not know who is doing what and when.

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    153. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bond movies could actually be pretty good, they just need to cut back the action and womanizing scenes by 70% and replace them with actual plot and spying stuff.

    154. Re:Better plots? by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Citizen Kane has a shit ton of special effects. Double exposures, matte paintings and set extensions, miniatures, etc. In fact the film is known for using these techniques very well.

    155. Re:Better plots? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 5, Funny

      But of course! France is well known for their love of dumb blockbuster action films with lots of car chases and explosions and little else. While here in the US we refuse to watch anything that is not a character study art film, ideally with subtitles. Hollywood knows that the shit they squeeze out is only useful abroad. Here in the US people are way too intelligent and sophisticated for mindless wild-ride fun which requires you to completely turn off your brain for a couple of hours. Clearly you are very familiar with the film industry in France.

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    156. Re:Better plots? by tyrione · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, Hollywood may come to the conclusion that there is a direct relationship between how crappy a movie is and how well it does.

      Although this is not a set-in-stone relationship (I'm looking at you, Jon Carter); the general rule of thumb is, the crapper a movie is, as determined by RottenTomatoes/MetaCritic, the worse it does over the long run.

      And Pacific Rim, by the way, is NOT a flop, at least not yet. It's made $175 million, and it's budget was $180 million.

      That $175 million comes from a claim off BoxOfficemojo.com which when looking at the Foreign value of > $110 million doesn't add up in their own listing of totals: http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=intl&id=pacificrim.htm

    157. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you're new to land of sentient beings AI number 0111 1110.

    158. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skyfall??? Surely you jest. That movie killed the James Bond franchise as far as I'm concerned. James Bond is dead.

    159. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for this product placement. And special thanks to all the guerilla marketing efforts who push forward an atmosphere of distrust like noone else.

    160. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeh, I just have this feeling that Today there are fewer movies being produced that will be talked about as much in 25 years as we are doing with movies from 25 years ago.

      We're still talking about Gone With The Wind, and Jaws, and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, and Casablanca and so many others, but in most cases we can't remember many of the other movies that came out the same year as these classics. So let's pick one movie every 2 years from recent times and see if we'll be talking about them in 25...seems plausible, but Hollywood can't sustain its business with that kind of outlook, not at current budget levels and other practices.

    161. Re:Better plots? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You mean, unlike the young people during the recessions of the '80s?

      That said, I haven't been to a cinema for years. I used to go with my housemates and some other friends when I was a student, until we realised that for the cost of us to go a few times (including food and so on) my housemates and I could buy a projector and a set of surround-sound speakers - the DVD was cheaper than the cost of two people going to the cinema - and my friends could come around and bring food and beer (generally of a higher quality than available in cinemas and for less money). When I graduated, one of my housemates bought out my share in the projector, but I bought another one on eBay for just under £200 that's lasted me 5 years (it now tells me the lamp needs replacing). My cost per film, including renting the DVDs and the cost of the equipment, is under £1 and I get to sit on a comfy sofa and watch films with people I like, not random strangers who think shouting at the screen or using their mobile phone is a good idea (oh, and I can pause it if I need to go to the toilet). How do cinemas think they can compete with that by constantly increasing prices?

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    162. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the possible exception of Timothy Dalton (who didn't want to be there), they were all better than Roger Moore.

    163. Re:Better plots? by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

      Would be nice if our culture just became weary of entertainment cartel offerings, and people could once again take up more productive pastimes: making things, group outings and sports, exercise, hobbies...anything besides sitting on butts and watching brain numbing nonsense (yes, I'm as guilty as anyone)

      quit raving. I've had a classical education, and believe you me, if you think kids are hooked on games do not go visiting the greek theater at Siracusa, which inpercent of the population is like having a stadium for 200.000 people today, or try and grab Aristotiles' Poetica, which was written in the IV century B.C. and analysed theater plays.
      One of the amusing facts is that many of the blockbusters of the past two decades are absolutely classical in their body and structure. This apart from "The lord of the Rings", which was deliberately so, given that Tolkien was a university professor. Having studied Epic, I must confess that Tolkien is the most internally consistent, and so it may seem a bit dry...

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    164. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harvey Blorkfarter was a genius, leave him alone.

    165. Re:Better plots? by SuperDre · · Score: 1

      But wait, you mean I have to do what others like to do? My hobby is watching movies. And sports for instance seems brain numbing to me, whats the fun of kicking a ball (soccer) or hitting/catching a ball (baseball) or run around with a ball (american football) or dribble with a ball (basketball) or hit a small ball over a large course (golf) or hit a ball with a racket (tennis), of beat the crap out of somebody else ((thai)boxing/martial arts). Yeah, maybe YOU like that, but I certainly don't...
      And it's not cartel offerings, they just try to create the movies a large public actually wants to see.
      I think there are many reasons why the big blockbusters tanked this season.. "After Earth", how many Shyamalan movies actually where successes (only six sense) and nobody wants to see Will Smith's son, the kid can't act and only got the job due to his dad. 'White House Down', well it hasn't opened here in europe so I cannot comment on the movie itself, but having another movie with exactly the same premise ('olympus has fallen') isn't something that will get people to flock to see it (even if it might be better). 'Pacific Rim', well, if the whole storyline/drama is based on actual crap and ridiculous way of controlling the robots (the neural drifting crap), it isn't a real wonder why people aren't going to see it, for me it was the worst movie this season, even though it could have been great (they should have just dumped the whole neurocontrol and drifting part and replaced it with real piloting the robots and real drama (not based on something they feel through the drifting), it could have been great. The robots themselves where great, the monsters where great.. 'The Lone Ranger', well, can't say anything about that, it's still not released here in europe, and I have no idea really why it actually tanked (but then again, John carter tanked last year, and I thought (and many I spoken too) it was a great fun popcorn movie..

    166. Re:Better plots? by adiposity · · Score: 1

      Really? Pretty much everyone I know agrees that Casino Royale and Skyfall have been some of the best Bond movies. Compared to, say, Moonraker, there's no competition.

      I agree that Casino Royale was quite good. Skyfall, I thought, was pretty bad. Still, there were quite a few bad (especially in retrospect) Bond movies.

      While I appreciate the sullen Bond as an interesting change from the Bonds of the past, the schtick is getting old. Being expressionless can only get you so far. Still, critics loved it.

    167. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to pretend 5 never happened

      4 was great. though 5 did have Uhura dancing nude (albeit censored)

    168. Re:Better plots? by mianne · · Score: 1

      Audience input is no guarantee of success either.. Exhibit A is Snakes on a Plane which was essentially a crowd-sourced movie, and a big flop as well.

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    169. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then clearly you know the wrong people.

    170. Re:Better plots? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Physics geek, maths geek, computer geek, anthropology geek, botany geek, sports geek, fitness geek, horticulture geek, husbandry geek...

      We're all just really into our specific fields. We're all geeks.

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    171. Re:Better plots? by t4ng* · · Score: 1

      ...or maybe it is something else like social media. I've noticed recently that more of my friends post their opinions on new movies and when they pan something, their friends listen and don't bother going to see the film themselves. True, this happened before social media, but now I think these reviews by friends reach more people in a shorter period of time and are much more effective than a review by a paid movie critic.

    172. Re:Better plots? by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 2

      Thank you for your concern, but we are used to it. The world has been fed American culture on the screen for the last 80 years, but please: No more baseball films, we just don't get it.

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    173. Re:Better plots? by Trilkk · · Score: 1

      Yes, Hollywood has done a few. Starship Troopers and The Puppet Masters by Heinlein, for example. But they did them... WRONG.

      You can argue that Hollywood did Starship Troopers in a way not in line with Heinlein's original, but there's no way you can argue they did it wrong. Seriously, it's an amazing movie that's not just about the action (which is good too), but also actually funny satire.

    174. Re:Better plots? by MrNemesis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's a big part of the problem.

      I think one of the key differentiators here is the amount of starting capital. Movies outside of the Hollywood machine might have the budgets for at least a certain level of special effects but because they don't have the marketing budget to ever think about attaining blockbuster status, there's no incentive to have to rake back in hojillions of profits because that money was never spent in the first place. As such, there's no desire to pander to every single market and thus less of a chance that your movies comes out as blandly homogenised-by-committee crap. Take Looper, or Prometheus for example. Set themselves up to say something brilliant and profoud about their retrospective environments, and then didn't.

      Honestly, I don't really care that much about the plot re-use; there are only so many plots and so many ways you can fit them into 2hrs, but so many big-budget movies recently seem to have actually forgotten how to deliver them with style (or indeed at all in many cases). The effects all look the same, the characters are all the same.

      Eurotrash pontificating here, but this is why I've ended up like euro-centric cinema the most these days. There's a fair few attempts at effects-laden hokum but most of the stuff tends to revolve around some sort of a character study in $period_setting. Cheap to film but requires good acting/directing and a solid script. My favourite example of these came as a recommendation from a friend to see Il Divo, examining Giulio Andreotti, an Italian politician with incredible staying power. I know, I'd never heard of him either, but he's painted like a real-life version of Francis Urquhart. It's an immensely stylish swoop through Italian politics and corruption and general hideousness with fantastically opulent trappings and a convoluted plot. It got next to no publicity here in the UK but all the Italians I knew were raving about it (and thankfully we have enough indie cinemas here that you can guarantee that most of these films will receive some sort of showing, at least in London). The same director has done at least two other films with the same lead actor, Tony Servillo, all character studies and, by and large, examining completely different themes and all, IMHO, enthralling viewing.

      Also IHMO (and yes, I'm trying to be objective about the rose-tinted specs effect), Hollywood's last "golden period" was something like 1998 to 2005 where a lot of movies with interesting ideas or themes, or even just old ones but with a radical new style, came out and a large chunk of it's output since then has been distinctly boring. Thankfully, as Hollywood history has shown, this is usually a cyclical thing and after the current swathe of identikit superheroes and invading CGI monsters collapse under their own weight we'll hopefully see interesting ideas brought to the fore again.

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    175. Re:Better plots? by macson_g · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, because Americans are the pinnacle of intellectual development.

    176. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and hes the made doing the Next Star Wars movie.... screwing up Star Trek is one thing...

    177. Re:Better plots? by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Skyfall wasn't that good.
      You'll have forgotten it in a few years.

      Clearly you haven't forgotten Moonraker though.

    178. Re:Better plots? by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Heinlein's books are not politically correct.
      Just look at the PR trouble they're having with Ender's Game just because the author is against gay marriage.

      Hollywood doesn't want any controversy in their movies. The latest Star Trek even used a white man instead of the older Star Trek material to avoid associating evil with a man of color.

    179. Re:Better plots? by loufoque · · Score: 1

      What's so complicated about either of those movies?
      I don't get it.

      Are some viewers really that much intellectually challenged?

    180. Re:Better plots? by loufoque · · Score: 1

      The Great Gatsby looked marvellous which was a very nice touch to an interesting story.
      That money was well spent IMO.

    181. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, American newspapers read at the 6th grade level vs 12th grade in Britain... Lets blame ghose dastardly foreigners for this too.

    182. Re:Better plots? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      But of course! France is well known for their love of dumb blockbuster action films with lots of car chases and explosions and little else

      Luc Besson. Europacorp.

      Check it out: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000108/

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    183. Re:Better plots? by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      I used to think that. But you know what. I dont need a crazy plot. My favorite movies are things like Predator, Commando, Lionheart. Give me a badass guy that just goes around being badass blowing shit up, beating people, and just more badassness manly stuff, and ill watch it. There are no new action movie stars except for jason statham i guess, but his movies lack a certain something. Also no more shakycam.

    184. Re:Better plots? by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      They aren't the same movie, they were just shot back to back. Each has it's own complete internal story arc and narrative stucture, and a completely disparate tone. 2 is zany and frantic with lots of funny jokes, and really clever interaction with the events of the first film. 3 is a plodding, cloying, uninspired shadow of the other two, with a boring straightforward plot and a bunch of unengaging new characters that have no interesting interaction with the other two timelines. In short it's a massive buzzkill after the chaos and inventiveness of the first two.

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    185. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be fair now, Moonraker was a pretty low ebb ;-)

      I enjoyed Casino Royale and Skyfall but even as I did I had a slightly unsatisfied feeling that they weren't real Bond movies, but generic action movies whose protagonist happened to be called James Bond.

    186. Re:Better plots? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Details of international releases are confusing. That probably has a lot to do with how much Australian theaters want to pay in fees.

      As for budgets coming down. It likely would be a good thing, possibly. It might also kill damage the industry tremendously. People like to see "big screen" movies on "big screens". Lots of good art movies might mean plunging ticket sales at megaplexes.

    187. Re: Better plots? by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      Or assembler.

    188. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Hollywood has done a few. Starship Troopers and The Puppet Masters by Heinlein, for example. But they did them... WRONG.

      I have to disagree on this. Starship Troopers is a great movie, and less shallow than it superficially appears to be.

    189. Re:Better plots? by nhat11 · · Score: 1

      @iggymanz Eh it's call simply don't do it as much watching and do it in moderation...

    190. Re:Better plots? by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      Hollywood has done a few. Starship Troopers and The Puppet Masters by Heinlein, for example. But they did them... WRONG.

      These books will never be turned into movies. Now Hollywood may well buy the rights to the book, but that's just to use the name recognition to save money on marketing, and paste in the same old screen play with a few changes to the character's names to match the book. Read the sad story from the original screen writer on Puppet Masters. He started by reading the book, and designing the plot around the main themes and scenes. Then the producers said to change everything. The resultant movie had nothing to do with the book. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

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    191. Re:Better plots? by coofercat · · Score: 1

      > They're about at the same level of quality as they were 25 years ago.

      In which case, our Trans-Atlantic Bullshit Filter seems to be broken these days :-(

      In the UK we only really used to get the fairly-reasonable-might-just-work-out sort of films at the cinema, presumably because it wasn't worth shipping the crap ones over to us. Nowadays, the cinemas are putting films out at about the same time as they appear in the US, and so the TABF doesn't get a chance to take effect. They do their best to have some big premiere, and then the film tanks because it's rubbish. In the past, we might have had to wait, but it meant we stood a chance of getting reasonable films.

      I suspect the only reasonable solution is to cut the cost of production. That way, they can afford to release dozens of crap films and see which ones work out, and then produce endless sequels and prequals in an attempt to squeeze out every last tiny bit of revenue. Oh wait... they're doing most of that right now :-(

    192. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Compared to, say ...

      The story is more complex in later movies, as are the sets and special effects, although performing an real-life aerial roll with a car in 1976 still counts as the best effect of all-time. Also, these latest movies have the quick introduction common to American movies.

    193. Re:Better plots? by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      I still recall watching the Lotus Esprit going underwater in "The Spy Who Loved Me" and rewinding and rewatching the shit out of that VHS. The hire shop got such a ruined tape back!
      Bond wasn't about Bond at that time - it was the Gadgets. Now its about Bond being crap and becoming "Bond". Now we are in the Sean Connery years, will he be slapping women about? I doubt it! Bond was a prick.

    194. Re:Better plots? by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      Inception wasn't complicated. It was watching 5 levels of very simple nested loops playout, nothing more.

    195. Re:Better plots? by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      An adaptation that tries to be close to a Heinlein book will flop: He makes about as much sense as Rand. The Starship Troopers movie is a hundred times more palatable than the book, mostly because it makes fun of Heinlein. The only way Stranger In a Strange Land can be filmed is as a porn caricature: Strippers in a Strange Land.

      And Ringworld? Nothing happens in Ringworld.

    196. Re:Better plots? by invid · · Score: 1

      I'm middle-aged so I remember the first "Death of Movies", back when television was supposed to make movies obsolete. The first thing they tried was to make the movie experience bigger and more spectacular, with Technicolor and stereo sound. On the high end you got "Ben Hur" and "Cleopatra." On the low end you got cheesy 3D horror. But then, by the mid to late 60s Hollywood seemed to give up on the big blockbuster and tended more toward art house films. By the 70s, kids were starved for some good old fashioned swashbuckling adventure. The closest thing you could get to it was "Planet of the Apes", which was filled with all sorts of social commentary. By the time "Star Wars" came out, it was such a breath of fresh air, just some meaningless fun, that kids just ate it up. The next thing you know the blockbuster adventure was back and better than ever. I suspect we are going to go back to the art house phase where you are going to have experimentation with plots and character studies. Movie producers are just going to be too unwilling to bet on the big smash. I have a feeling it's going to be a good thing.

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    197. Re:Better plots? by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      You really think Hollywood would give fair treatment to, for instance, the open relationships and line marriages in Heinlein's books? Not a chance.
      Or the time travelling incest w/ your mom or your different gendered twin clones? But seriously, if you want a Sci-Fi story made you have to convince Hollywood that either Michael Crichton or Philip K. Dick wrote the story(and then the end result may or may not disappoint).

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    198. Re:Better plots? by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      The films the Chinese make are better than Hollywood and they don't bother making it international. Stephen Chow's Kung Fu Hustle & Shaolin soccer being great examples of works that have international legs. Yet have a strong identity.

      Hollywood can't be lazy anymore and make the Chinese the bad guys each time they need the antagonist nation. However, British make the Villains and we are ok with that. The Royal Shakespeare Company thanks America for the for the work.

    199. Re:Better plots? by JeffOwl · · Score: 2

      How do you explain Jerry Lewis?

    200. Re:Better plots? by JeffOwl · · Score: 1

      You didn't like Star Trek IV? A double dumb-ass on you! Granted it wasn't Hamlet (in the original Klingon), but it wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

    201. Re:Better plots? by JeffOwl · · Score: 1

      No they're not. They're about at the same level of quality as they were 25 years ago. You just remember the really good ones, you forget the stinkers that came out to the theaters every weekend. Good movies stuck around longer too, these days a movie has a month or two to earn almost everything, but 25 years ago a good movie could stick around for 6+ months. So they were more "present."

      Top Gun played for 7 months at my local theater in 1986. I have no idea exactly how long they played, but both The Rocky Horror Picture Show and The Gods Must Be Crazy played at different theaters in my area for more than a couple of years straight, though only two showings a week. Is there anything recent that has achieved this type of cult status?

    202. Re:Better plots? by havana9 · · Score: 1

      I agree about Casino Royale. Burt Bacharach's soundtrack was awesome. David Niven and Woody Allen were really funny.

    203. Re:Better plots? by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      and people could once again take up more productive pastimes: making things, group outings and sports, exercise, hobbies.

      Well, first of all, some of us aren't good with our hands or athletic. Secondly, who exactly told you that running a football down a field is more "productive" than watching a great Discovery Channel documentary on gravity? And, third, even if we did all embrace these "productive" pastimes, they would just become cliche too and someone on /. would just start admonishing us all to go back to the old days when we actually thought about big ideas, let our imaginations soar in books, dreamed of exploring the galaxy through our videogames, etc.

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    204. Re:Better plots? by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      That was just Noomi Rapace's polite way of saying "There's no need to remake them. They were already done right."

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    205. Re:Better plots? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      The only true Batman movie is the 1966 version

      . "How was I to know they'd have a can of shark-repellent Bat-spray handy?" Instant classic :).

      "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

    206. Re:Better plots? by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      these days a movie has a month or two to earn almost everything

      THAT is my problem. I don't mind watching "bad movies" as long as they're good escapism. I really quite enjoyed The Lone Ranger and Oblivion, but didn't get the chance to see After Earth or the last Die Hard movie. They were gone too quickly.

      Movies that are of similar ilk need to either not be bunched up so much (yes, I know release dates are tied to school holidays) or allowed to run for longer.

    207. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

    208. Re:Better plots? by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      The Great Gatsby may well be doable for under $10 million. But I seriously doubt you could do The Lone Ranger for that price, and not have it look like complete b-rated schlock. Even the 80's version cost double that (in 1981 dollars, no less). And it didn't have any special effects at all, or even a big star.

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    209. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A point of contention, to be sure. I found Skyfall to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen, of any genre. The remakes are forgetting what makes James Bond James Bond.

    210. Re:Better plots? by dywolf · · Score: 2

      hell, they were calling Lone Ranger a flop before its 2nd day was even over, let alone the weekend. its like it's got to make a profit in its first day or else its a flop, it's final gross being compeltely irrelevent. compared to even 10 years ago its silly as hell and makes no sense.

      movie pitches need work too. Pacific Rim was fun, but the others were rather...uninspired or had inherent baggage that anyone with a brain could see, which could explain why studio execs couldnt:

      RIPD = Men In Black with ghosts. seriously. how did anyone think this would justify more than a tiny budget and some unknown actors?

      White House Down = Olympus Has Fallen (and it kills me how people were equating it to Air Force One in all the PR and completely ignoring the other movie with the exact same plot that JUST CAME OUT)

      Lone Ranger = Capt Jack Sparrow dressed as an Indian. Johnny Depp was a mistake for this movie, his presence just smothers all other considerations. they actually stopped showing so much of him in trailers just to get the emphasis off him when people started being dismissive after the first trailer a year ago

      After Earth = seens as both yet another M Knight whatshisface yawnfest movie, or another Will Smith trying to advertise his son movie. definitely both.

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    211. Re:Better plots? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      dont forget the redemption and tragic end of Jaws

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    212. Re:Better plots? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Starship Troopers was tremendous fun on its own merits.

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    213. Re:Better plots? by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      No they're not. They're about at the same level of quality as they were 25 years ago. You just remember the really good ones, you forget the stinkers that came out to the theaters every weekend. Good movies stuck around longer too, these days a movie has a month or two to earn almost everything, but 25 years ago a good movie could stick around for 6+ months. So they were more "present."

      I get your point, rose-collored glasses, etc. But I disagree. What really woke me up to how badly new movies have been sucking overall the last 5-8 years was rewatching the last two movies of the Matrix trilogy. I distinctly recall thinking them utter garbage the first time I watched them, about 10 years ago. Recently though when I rewatched them, they actually seemed pretty good. Then I realized that's because almost everything new I've seen recently is so awful. I can't think of a single new movie from the last 5 years that will stand the test of time like classic movies do.

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    214. Re:Better plots? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Remember, Analytics begins with anal.

      Yes, but most movies use anal near the end, not the beginning.

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    215. Re:Better plots? by Politburo · · Score: 1

      IMO that has a lot to do with the practice of completely filling the cup with ice. Making it worse is that many commercial ice machines make small cubes. Open that bottle of Coke and put in a half cup of water, see how that changes things.

    216. Re: Better plots? by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the late 90's were quite good. It's the last 5-10 years that have been awful. I can't name a single movie from the last 5 years that I'll still be talking about 15 years from now, like I do any of the ones you just listed.

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    217. Re:Better plots? by Dr.+Zim · · Score: 1

      Some already are. I have several friends that are perfectly happy to wait on finding a second hand DVD of a particular movie before seeing it for a couple of bucks on their own 'theatre' setups.

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    218. Re:Better plots? by kamapuaa · · Score: 2

      France doesn't make #1 box office out of New Wave art movies, just as all Chinese movies aren't Wong Kar Wai. Top France box office for 2013 (Les Profs is a comedy about lazy professors who turn a school around, Boule & Bill is a cartoon about the adventures of a kid and his dog)
      1 Iron Man 3 Disney $38,962,258 4/24
      2 Django Unchained n/a $37,297,979 1/16
      3 Les profs UGC $32,482,020 4/17
      4 Fast & Furious 6 UPI $24,998,379 5/22
      5 Despicable Me 2 UPI $24,248,821 6/26
      6 The Croods PPI $21,103,008 4/10
      7 Hotel Transylvania Sony $20,554,672 2/13
      8 Man of Steel Warner Bros. $19,295,449 6/19
      9 The Hangover Part III Warner Bros. $16,412,846 5/29
      10 Boule & Bill

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    219. Re:Better plots? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      I have to agree, yank here and I prefer foreign films to whats offered here (yes I don't mind subtitles at all, I'm not too lazy to read them). Take Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, the original was so much better than Hollywoods version. Lately I've become enamored with Korean cinema. I just recently discovered Oldboy Min-suk Choi was brilliant in that role. Don't even get me started on the Asian horror genre they have ghost stories locked down, not too many special effects but tons of skin crawling creepy and shit your pants scary moments like the Hollywood horror films of old.

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    220. Re:Better plots? by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      There are reasons the soda may have been sub-par, but I suggest you re-read the GP post. He called the popcorn sub-par, but not the soda.

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    221. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they'll start making... (gasp)... actual plots to accompany those stars/explosions/special effects?

      But enough about My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (which had to extend its run due to the Herd filling the limited number of theaters in which it was shown.)

    222. Re:Better plots? by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      Completely agree. I'm one of the few people I know of that actually dislikes the LotR movies. I dislike The Hobbit movie even more.

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    223. Re:Better plots? by sageres · · Score: 1

      Must disagree. Movie -- maybe was too bad to tie up a plot, which made some scenes and themes irrelevant while others were elevated to primary (and much of the book plot was somewhat changed), but anyone who read Zhivago would recognize that Pasternak wrote a great book with a solid plot comparative to Tolstoy's epic War and Peace. But than again, movies sometimes distort books.

    224. Re:Better plots? by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      The trailer for Lone Ranger completely put it off it because it was just wildly tonally inconsistent, in a setting which put me on edge that it was about to become super-racist quite quickly.

    225. Re:Better plots? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      You mean, unlike the young people during the recessions of the '80s?

      That's not an unreasonable distinction. The young-old wealth gap in the United States is bigger than it's been in a century.

    226. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With respect to your first paragraph: hear, hear!

      Case in point: What I can recall off the top of my head from star wars movies (in order they were released):
      - a new hope: way too much to list here, but: gripping moments, endearing moments, exciting moments.
      - the empire strikes back: ditto
      - return of the jedi: ditto, and the annoying ewoks.
      - phantom menace: there's a cool dude with a double laser sword. He gets killed. Oh, and there's a race, and an idiot who gets his mouth into a stream of energy.
      - attack of the clones: forgettable action flick, the idiot of the previous movie makes more of an ass out of himself. Or was that in the previous movie?
      - revenge of the sith: toned the idiot down, thankfully. Most awkward and fake "love story" I've ever seen. Plot holes.

      From this description, it's obvious they learned something of their dismal failure (AKA SW episode I). But not enough to recapture the magic they had.

    227. Re:Better plots? by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ahem. Sturgeon's Law. Fnord.

    228. Re:Better plots? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Not all movies have to tell a captivating story for example The Expendables was fun for what it was, but then I did expect it to have a plot about as deep as my kid's pool and for it to be rather campy. Given that I enjoyed the movie but I would hardly say it was a great movie or even a great action movie but it was a a good fun brain melt movie. That said it will probably be forgotten and won't be one that other action movies are judged against like the Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, The Terminator, Terminator 2, or Aliens.

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    229. Re:Better plots? by Java+Pimp · · Score: 2

      My wife is on her second husband so I guess she's on her way to becoming a husbandry geek.

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    230. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so much griping about the formula. You understand what the formula is right? The hero wins and the bad guy loses. When you screw with that formula, maybe the movie is still good but it also depresses people. I loved There Will Be Blood, The Road, No Country For Old Men, and Inception. Great movies, but you know what? I don't want to watch those on a Thursday night or Friday night after work to relax with my wife. Those are great movies for fresh minds, but part of the fun of seeing a movie is to relax and watch some fireworks and just laugh or cheer (silently, I don't really cheer in a theater)

      Formulaic movies are still great movies if the action is fun to watch, the jokes are good, the romance is endearing, etc.

      Just watched The Internship a few nights ago, and I laughed my ass off. Yes, I knew the hero would hit a low point then rebound for the win, but the movie wouldn't have been any good otherwise.

      In the mean time, there are still movies that don't follow the formula and those are great movies, (Black Hawk 30, or did that follow the formula too? I guess it did but I didn't notice. I knew what would happen for a different reason.) but they'll do better on rentals than in the theater for the reasons above.

    231. Re:Better plots? by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      Like ignoring the mainstream/chart music industry and supporting local/DIY live bands, musicians, DJs & poets?

      In my experience people get terrified at the thought of paying circa £3 to go see a handful of acts that they've never heard of. They'd much rather stay in their comfort zone than risk actually liking something that Big Media hasn't pre-approved for them. Fucking sheeple.

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    232. Re:Better plots? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I'm wondering what the "unwelcome" changes could possibly be. They seem to have already happened. You're telling me this isn't the nadir of film?

    233. Re:Better plots? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      until we realised that for the cost of us to go a few times (including food and so on) my housemates and I could buy a projector and a set of surround-sound speakers

      They have IMAX 3D now.

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    234. Re:Better plots? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It was ok, but not that great. Better than the average Hollywood film though, yes.

    235. Re:Better plots? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I thought I'd been oversimplifying it but you've placed it in exactly the same place that I had :)

    236. Re:Better plots? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Not near me. And the cost of an IMAX ticket is even higher. 3D? Meh, if I wanted to wear glasses to watch a movie I wouldn't have spent money on contact lenses...

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    237. Re:Better plots? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Shaolin Soccer was poor. I'm being generous here. Sorry but if that's an example of a Chinese film being 'better than Hollywood' then it explains why the Chinese films aren't international.

      There are some good Chinese films, and a whole Hong Kong martial arts genre, but they just aren't where I'd look for strong stories, great camera work, brilliant acting or a deep understanding of human nature. I'd go to Korean films for that.

    238. Re:Better plots? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Pacific Rim's trailer is fantastic. It's guaranteed I'll give no money to the film. It looks utter total complete absolute shit on a stick. Without the stick.

      It may be the greatest film ever made. I'll find out when it comes onto TV in a couple of years time. I'm guessing not.

      It may or may not be commercially successful, but that's why I don't look to Hollywood for top-end film making. They can make great films, but a lot of the time they just don't try.

    239. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they could make movies on budgets that don't require them to blow the doors off every cinema in America to turn a profit.

      Seriously. I couldn't believe it cost $200 million to make the Lone Ranger.

    240. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

    241. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its not that this younger generation is any wiser (they are not), its just that the movies being produced today are unappealing garbage compared to what they were 25 years ago

      You're wearing your rose-colored sentimental glasses, remembering the ones you liked and forgetting the bad ones. Die Hard was entertaining, but it was the same sort of movie you're complaining about. Same with the Dirty harry movies and, good as they were, the original Star Wars trilogy and the Star Trek movies. Then there's dreck from that era like Cujo, Leprechans, Chain Saw Massacre... yet in the last ten years there have been a few good flicks. I thought Surrogates was some excellent science fiction. The 2010 True Grit was well done. Note that it was not a remake of the John Wayne movie, simply an adaptation of the same book (both movies were better than the book IMO). The Matrix was in this century, as was LOTR and The Hobbit.

      90% of everything is crap.

    242. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here here. The most important aspect of a movie is wait for it...the story! Make a story that is interesting and well written. If you do that you could use card board boxes for your sets and nobody would care.

    243. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who could forget Miami Connection, amirite?

    244. Re:Better plots? by cavebison · · Score: 1

      scripts are being dumbed-down so that they translate better into foreign markets, especially China

      I wonder if there's a bit of Anglo superiority in that approach. Certainly wads of irony, as Chinese films have some of the most expansive and complicated plots around. Even the classic Chinese "western" - the Kung Fu action flick - have characterisation that makes most H/w blockbusters seem childish.

      To think "complex" (by H/w standards) plots can't translate well to a Chinese market is just the height of stupidity.

    245. Re:Better plots? by n7ytd · · Score: 1

      Meh. The plot in Primer was somewhat original, but I felt like there were 10 minutes missing in the middle of the movie. The dialog was too rambling and mumbled in too many scenes, and one of the two main actors felt like he was reciting lines.

    246. Re:Better plots? by nobaloney · · Score: 1

      My opinion is that it's the quantity of such expensive movies causing the problem. How many movies, at $12 to $15 per ticket each, do you really expect my family to be able to afford in one month?

      It seems there's no shortage of money to make them, and we all love good escape movies (big explosions and the quality of acting you get from big-buck stars), but therek's a limit to how many movies we can afford to see before they inevitably come out on PPV, NetFlix, Amazon, etc.

      In my case, as a child of the fifities, I decided my best option for last weekend's unusual summer rain (here in So. Calif.) was Man of Steel (a sort of prequel, if you will, to the 50s television series which introduced us to the Superman genre) but by then it was totally unavailable in 3D or Imax, those venues being taken by Pacific Rim, totally not on my list.

    247. Re:Better plots? by fredklein · · Score: 1

      when they try to make a movie version of books like that, they royally fuck them up.

        Yes, they do. Which is why I'd like it to be done by an... independent movie company? Indie? Whatever.

      You really think Hollywood would give fair treatment to, for instance, the open relationships and line marriages in Heinlein's books? Not a chance.

      Why not? I mean, look at the bad press Enders Game is getting, because the author is allegedly anti-gay. You'd think a story by an author who wasn't anti-anything* would do well.

      *well, sexually speaking.

    248. Re:Better plots? by aestrivex · · Score: 1

      If you think Inception is complicated, try Memento. Inception is not that complicated (in spite of its intentional metaphysical ambiguity). I enjoyed it a lot though.

    249. Re:Better plots? by n7ytd · · Score: 1

      Pacific Rim's trailer is fantastic. It's guaranteed I'll give no money to the film. It looks utter total complete absolute shit on a stick. Without the stick.

      Amen to that! I got bored of it 30 seconds into the trailer. But then again, I'm slightly older than the apparent target 9-13 year old male demographic.

    250. Re:Better plots? by fredklein · · Score: 1

      Or the time travelling incest w/ your mom or your different gendered twin clones?

      Futurama did both of those, I think. I know for sure that Fry slept with his grandmother, and is his own grandfather. If a kids cartoon can do it, why can't a serious adult movie??

    251. Re:Better plots? by arobustus · · Score: 1

      Or maybe live community theater, God help us all? The most powerful theatrical experiences I have had recently have all been at bare-bones community theater. It's the acting and the story that do it, and when it's there being done live not ten feet from you then it hits home. You can even get involved in it yourself. Sometimes it's a bomb but that is show biz. Get away from The Movie$ & go out for your neighbors, friends, co-workers. Some of these places get grants & are 501Cs so might as well enjoy what you have already helped pay for.

    252. Re:Better plots? by fredklein · · Score: 1

      It would be frankly impossible to do Ringworld without doing some serious wordsmithing. It is not a book that lends itself well to story telling.

      Why not? It actually fits a standard formula: A group of people is gathered, have some friction, agree to get along, travel to a distant place, get in some adventures, overcome obstacles, and free themselves from trouble.

      Any weirdness (aliens, future tech, etc) can be either explained with brief voice-overs by Louis, or via added dialog.

    253. Re:Better plots? by green1 · · Score: 1

      I've always thought rating movies by dollars earned wasn't really fair because of the difference in ticket prices, so that is definitely an interesting list. I do wonder however if it should maybe be taken even further? What would it look like if you also adjusted the numbers for population growth and/or theatre availability? I have a feeling some of those older movies would really soar.

      Of course we could argue the other direction too. what would happen if you adjusted for the level of competition? a lot of those older movies were shown at a time when theatres only had 1 or 2 screens, and a movie ran for half a year in that theatre. These days each theatre has a dozen or more screens and the theatre run is only a couple months. In the old days if you wanted to "go to the movies" you were going to see whatever was showing at that time. Now you have a large selection to choose from. So capturing 100% of movie goers isn't much of a feat if you're the only show. but capturing 30% is an accomplishment if there are 12 different movies playing at the time.

      Either way I think it's safe to say that simply listing movies by gross sales is highly innacurate (though probably the easiest metric to pull out of a hat)

    254. Re:Better plots? by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      I like all three of them (Connery, Moore, Brosnan). Each for his own style.

      Although Connery also tried to play the 'smart'/'womanizer' moments, I never could connect to him being a British gentleman. I see him more like the 'tough guy'.

      Moore for me brought a lot over-acted self-irony to the Bond series. To me it feels like he played each scene with an blink of an eye. He fully fullfilled the British gentleman stereotype, but his action scenes weren't as good as Connery's.

      Brosnan somehow managed to combine both for me: Connery's 'tough guy' and Moore's 'very british' and he felt right in both cases.

      Now, I'm not sure how the different Bonds would work out in the other's stories. But one thing I know for sure: what set the Bond movies apart for me all the time, was the 'britishness' of the hero. With Daniel Craig, we've reached the 'just another Hollywood action hero' stage, making the Bond movies interchangable with a lot of other action movies. I'm not blaming Craig for this, but rather the desperate attempts of the script writers/directors to 'modernize' the franchise. Franchise, a term I read/hear with growing frustration and anger, it's synonymous to 'cater to the (current) masses taste, no experiments, please!'

    255. Re:Better plots? by Zordak · · Score: 1

      In fact, it is well known that only two Star Trek movies were made before 2009: Star Trek II and Star Trek VI. There was a bumbling comedy troupe of impersonators who made a Star Trek parody that they called "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home," but I believe Paramount later sued them and at least forced them to take the "Star Trek IV" out of the title, but then Paramount decided not to make a IV, to avoid confusion. Why Paramount skipped odd numbers altogether is a mystery the world may never solve, as is they mystery of why Paramount never made a film with the TNG cast. Surely they could have come up with a decent script if they tried hard enough. Maybe they could have even included some heroic last stand for Captain Kirk, where he does something cool like he dies ramming a crippled starship into a fleet of Klingon battle cruisers or something. So much wasted potential.

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    256. Re:Better plots? by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      I found Shaolin Soccer wonderful. Wonderfully silly. More entertaining than Iron man 3; but so is homework.

    257. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Complete and utter bullshit.

      Parent nowadays are far more willing to shell out cash to their kids than they ever were in the 60's 70's or 80's.

      Its absolutely disgusting the number of people who buy their fucking high school kids cars for them, who pay for their kids cell phones, video games, etc etc etc.

    258. Re:Better plots? by wasteoid · · Score: 1

      Consider Sharknado. Obviously low-budget film with ridiculous special effects and terrible acting, but such a goofy/novel idea that a lot of people ended up watching it, judging from the amount of publicity it received. Proof you don't need massive budgets or expensive actors to get your movie viewed by millions of people. By the way, the best parts of Sharknado are here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARpJBSTmcJ0

    259. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avatar didn't have a plot? Lemme guess...you got dazzled by the "oooh shiny" and totally missed the whole "industrialist directed military destruction of aboriginal area" plot-line. Maybe it would have fared better if Kevin Costner was in the main role as a a union soldier after the Civil War going out and surveying the Souix culture and playing in a field with a couple of huskies. Or maybe pull it a bit more modern and have everything set in the Middle east... Then the plot might have stuck out at you... but then again, maybe not. Maybe you're just one of those that just goes into a theater and automatically turns off their brain for 2.5 hours whether consciously or sub-consciously. Or it could be that the theater experience just thrusts you into an epileptic seizure that no one else notices in the darkness.

    260. Re:Better plots? by Zordak · · Score: 1

      I've had the same experience with the Star Wars prequels. I showed the original (theatrical version) trilogy to my 5-year-old son, and he fell in love with them so much (indeed, he became obsessed with them) that I finally relented and ordered the prequels off of Amazon, just so he could see the rest of the story. And when I re-watched them with him, I thought, "These aren't nearly as disappointing as I remember them being." They're not as epic as the originals, but considering that they are, in fact, the fourth, fifth, and sixth entries in a movie franchise, they are stunningly good. Usually by the time you get to Whatever 4, it's just a self-aware, winking-at-the-audience parody of itself. (Granted, Anakin building C-3PO, R2-D2 saving the Naboo ship, and secret Death Star plans were nothing more than winks at the audience, but the prequels also contained their own new mythos that managed to expand on the original mythos while being kinda sorta consistent-ish with it.)

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    261. Re:Better plots? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Lone Ranger just comes off as Johnny Depp's Waterworld. He's gotten too big for himself and now he's doing crazy things. The nature of the Hollywood money machine and bean counters means that he gets to do that crazy with a lot of other people's money.

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    262. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More a dick geek (BTW, she hasn't stopped collecting).

    263. Re:Better plots? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      They must use the flinch method of budgeting.

      It's going to cost $50 million...
      ok
      ...for each half...
      ok
      ...plus $75 million for the special effects...
      ok
      ...and another $25 million for the costumes...
      (wince) ok
      ...but that's it.

    264. Re:Better plots? by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      I found Memento straightforward in comparison, it just didn't get all put together until you got to the end. Inception, pun intended, had more depth to myself (as well as some cohorts). ;-) The former didn't have as many twists as the latter, and the latter is open to multiple interpretations. I can remember watching Inception with four other people, multiple viewings for each, and each came to a unique differing conclusion regarding various outcomes of the film, one changed their perspective from previous viewings! I'm not sure I've heard of any disagreement regarding the resolution of Memento.

    265. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "deep understanding of human nature"

      What the fuck are you talking about? The vast majority of human nature in film is based on social science bullshit. Its the origin of the phrase "its not real, its only a movie". You want human nature in a film, start looking into biology as to how a particular character would react given a certain environment. Most human nature in film seems to be based on blank-slate bullshit.

      The worst movies by far are those where some screenwriter(s) gets in in their head that they need to Teach or Send A Message. Pretentious fucking bullshit.

    266. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll cost too much.

    267. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roger Moore: Worst. Bond. Ever.

    268. Re:Better plots? by green1 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you haven't been to the same theatres I have, because after paying an exhorbitant rate to be allowed in to the theatre, I'm then assaulted with more ads than you would normally get in a full 2 hours of broadcast television (and at a volume level that makes the ears bleed), all for the priviledge of watching a remake of a movie that wasn't good the first time either... Seems to me the experience is more than just at the end...

    269. Re:Better plots? by green1 · · Score: 1

      Considering that the last couple movies I went to involved watching the guy in front of me post to facebook while in the middle of the movie. I'm sure the reviews do get out there quite quickly.... but is it really too much to ask that these people wait until the closing credits????

    270. Re:Better plots? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do. Which is why I'd like it to be done by an... independent movie company? Indie? Whatever.

      Indie studios don't have much budget; that's why they always do character dramas set in current times, since it doesn't cost squat to film one of those as long as the actors are cheap. Indies can't afford a big-budget sci-fi production, and if it's not big-budget, a sci-fi movie usually looks ridiculously bad.

      Why not? I mean, look at the bad press Enders Game is getting, because the author is allegedly anti-gay. You'd think a story by an author who wasn't anti-anything* would do well. *well, sexually speaking.

      Sorry, no. Movies have to follow conventional morality, or else people will get pissed off. Currently, the conventional morality allows for homosexuality to a limited extent; however, there's still a lot of anti-gay sentiment among the population, so anything mainstream that tries not to offend anyone will mostly sidestep the issue, or at best show gays as an odd curiosity rather than focusing greatly on gay characters. Of course, there's a lot of anti-anti-gay sentiment too, which is why Ender's Game is getting bad press because of the political activists who are trying to push equality for homosexuals (which IMO is fine, but the conservatives certainly won't see it that way).

      Open relationships and polyamory are outside of conventional morality at this time; people who do such things are seen as "perverts". Just look at shows depicting younger people in relationships; there's a ton of drama over who's "with" whom, what everyone's relationship status is, etc. These days, it seems that as soon as a young person starts dating someone else for more than 3 dates, they're considered "hitched" and it's somehow "wrong" if they date more than one person at a time. There are more and more people exploring open relationships (particularly in Portland and Seattle) these days, but they're still a very very small minority. A movie showing main characters engaged in such relationships would not go over well in mainstream America.

    271. Re:Better plots? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Complete and utter bullshit.

      I wasn't aware that "bullshit" meant objective measurable fact

    272. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the genius of Pixar. They tell a compelling story. Wall-E was about a GARBAGE COMPACTOR for Christ's sake. But it was really good. You can't just have a plot and special effects. You have to make the audience connect with the characters, make them real. CGI is not the star of the movie. It adds depth and realism, but the character has to have depth and realism, too.

    273. Re:Better plots? by benhattman · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about?

      People always wanted to be entertained. It's just that prior to recording/replay devices, it was hugely difficult and expensive. If you wanted to enjoy some "hit" song, you had to get together some roving band of musicians and pay them to play it for you. If you wanted to watch a Greek play, you got 30 guys together and they spent weeks rehearsing.

      Of course, we still have those things, but there's a reason why you can watch a special effects driven extravaganza at your local theater for $10 and a fireworks laden live performance costs at least $100.

      Wait, rereading your post... Sports? Exercise? Group Outings? You're not thinking of all of human history, are you? You're thinking of what childhood was like in the 1960s?

    274. Re:Better plots? by benhattman · · Score: 1

      Bah!

      You see this exact comment (like a bad sequel) on every discussion board about how XYZ has really gone down hill since 19XX. For the most part, the music, movies, art, or whatever was not better in the 19XX. You just don't remember all the bad stuff, or you were 15 back then and everything seemed new. I came of age in the 1990s, so somewhere in my head, anything released between say 1995 and 2000 was edgy, new and innovative. The Matrix was clearly amazing; who cares about Ghost in the Shell. Futurama is way better than the Simpsons, it plays off the cliche's from that show in new and unexpected ways. So on and so forth.

      The 1980s had no shortage of terrible movies. Sure, if you compare every movie in 2013 against Back to the Future, there might only be two or three that are on the same level (or better). But you forget that in 1985, the same was also true.

      As they say, 90% of everything is garbage. It's true today and it was true in whatever your golden era was as well. I'm disappointed with Hollywood right now too, but when you compare all the entertainment options available today (Hollywood, independent movies, cable serials, etc) we are so much better off than we were 30 years ago that it's laughable.

    275. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too true. Target your movie at your local audience and what they will like. If you successfully make a good movie, even though it doesn't translate as well the buzz will mean foreign audiences will watch it due to being a good movie. Think of Le Femme Nikita, not at all targeted at US audiences, but well respected here due to being a good movie. Also Spirited Away, which due to being so good was still in theaters after it had already been released on DVD!

    276. Re:Better plots? by nucrash · · Score: 1

      I don't know, they seem to misdirect the audiences more than anything else. I know there were some toys out for Pacific Rim, but we are talking $20 top end Neca products. Where are the cheap Hasbro toys that you can find on all of the Walmart toy shelves? Or Kenner, or anywhere else. Instead we had a giant robot/monster movie pretty much directed at grown ups. RIPD was dead on arrival. Also, you cant have 30 block buster films in a summer and expect them all to do well. Dial it back just a bit. I am not going to see two or three movies every weekend, the entire summer. Then again, look at how Pacific Rim and some of the others are doing overseas verses here in the U.S. Del Toro's movie is going to probably end up with 80% of the gross coming from markets across the Pacific. After Earth was bleh. Lone Ranger was actually actually pushed forward by Depp himself. White House Down and Olympus Has Fallen were both recycled ideas that should have been stopped before they got off the ground.

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    277. Re:Better plots? by Aerokii · · Score: 1

      You seem to have confused Michael Bay with J.J. Abrams.

    278. Re:Better plots? by MrNemesis · · Score: 2

      Completely agree, korea's been consistently turning out brilliant films for about ten years now (probably longer, but Oldboy was when I started paying attention). All of Chan Wook Park's "vengeance" films are fantastic. Japanese horror's always been on my radar ever since the Ring films, as you state they're some of the masters at making a lot with very little. John Woo returned to china and made the incredible Red Cliff, Takashi Miike's been making some great samurai movies. Don't know if you've watched anything by the late, great Satoshi Kon but he made some truly mind-bending anime; Aaronofsky borrowed heavily from Perfect Blue for Requiem for a Dream and Black Swan and I can only describe Paprika as what an evil version of Inception might look like. Yup. Lots of brilliant stuff coming out of the orient.

      Never saw any of "The Girl With..." films because I found the books (well, the first hundred or so pages of the first one anyway) so execrable.

      Of course there's an export filter in place, typically we'll only hear about the good foreign cinema in english speaking countries (and by the same token get flooded with all manner of dross in english), but it still means there's a glut of film out there to be discovered. Great cinema all over the place, just precious little coming from Hollywood at the moment.

      Sad to hear that the fear of subs is still apparently prevalent, although continental europe (well, germany, italy and france at any rate) still seem to like to dub things at the drop of a hat.

      P.S. an american who uses the handle "gobshite" and the term "yank"? Are you sure you're not secretly british/irish? :)

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    279. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But of course! France is well known for their love of dumb blockbuster action films with lots of car chases and explosions and little else. [...] Clearly you are very familiar with the film industry in France.

      Yeah, the French hated Taxi so much they only made three sequels.

    280. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Flying cars are not going to happen, in no small part because they're just not a good idea... for a whole host of reasons. The hoverboard is more plausible, the jacket and shoes should be totally doable.

    281. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck do people write "two cents" in every one of their fucking posts? What the fuck do you think a post IS?!

      Fucking dumbass.

      My two cents.

    282. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I think Star Trek: First Contact was a decent film that should not have featured the Borg. Alice Krieg(sp) did a fantastic job as the Borg Queen, but the notion of a Borg Queen itself sapped the Borg of much of their horror. The Next Gen crew got away with one on that movie, since I agree with Plinkett that the studios tried to turn the ST:TNG movies into action movies with a cast that was not suited for action... AT ALL.

      Maybe they could have even included some heroic last stand for Captain Kirk, where he does something cool like he dies ramming a crippled starship into a fleet of Klingon battle cruisers or something

      So the death they gave to George Kirk in the 2009 movie. :-9

    283. Re:Better plots? by Zordak · · Score: 1

      So the death they gave to George Kirk in the 2009 movie. :-9

      As long as it's not something epically lame like Kirk falling from a poorly-secured railing while a rocket running on a solid rocket booster goes from an earth-like planet to its sun in a matter of seconds. Just to pick a potential scenario at random. That would be truly unforgiveable.

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    284. Re:Better plots? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

      One does not explain Jerry Lewis.

    285. Re:Better plots? by slick7 · · Score: 1

      The real obscenity is the price of $5.25 for 15 cents of ice, water and sugary syrup and another $6.00 for 75 cents of popcorn. "I want some too, Daddy, me too. "

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    286. Re:Better plots? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Details of international releases are confusing. That probably has a lot to do with how much Australian theaters want to pay in fees.

      LoL, I take it your completely unfamiliar with Australian pricing.

      We dont get to pay lower fees. We have to pay higher fees and wait for it.

      USians are complaining about movie tickets costing US$14, ha. Ours have cost over A$18 for over 5 years. The only reason they haven't risen to over $20 is because of the strength of the AUD.

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    287. Re:Better plots? by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, Sharknado got really bad ratings. Or rather, got way more hype/social media discussion than the ratings would suggest.

      (I've never seen any of the SyFy original movies, except maybe a minute or two in my very rare instances of flipping through channels.)

    288. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep nothing sinks a movie ship faster'n massive plot holes or sheer lack of substance. And how disappointing it is to see good actors, and loads of awesome sfx, and what once was a good idea, drain away to piddle as you discover some really poor decisions just deleted any enjoyment or interest from a movie. Its traumatising for me as a viewer, i can't imagine how heartbreaking it would be to work on one of these films.

      I suspect multiple screenplay rewrites could be the problem. We need a school of film making where you cannot hire more than 1 or 2 screenwriters to muck with the original script. Look at Prometheus. What a nightmare. Coulda been good, was f**king incredibly bad. I'm told they got the idiot who wrote "Lost" to rewrite the script. I don't know, but whatever they did, they screwed the pooch so bad it had to be put down.

    289. Re:Better plots? by Meski · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll start making pron with a plot? An art film, as it were, to accompany the Monet shot.

    290. Re:Better plots? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Yes I'm unfamiliar. But I wouldn't confuse ticket price too much with fees. For example in the USA fees are 90% of ticket price on an opening movie. The money is made on soda and popcorn.

    291. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? No plot? I think that's harsh. Dances with Wolves in space.

    292. Re:Better plots? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      And despite that everyone seems to hate Michael Bay movies, they make hundreds of millions at the box office. He is doing something right.

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    293. Re:Better plots? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      There is very little correlation with RT and box office take.

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    294. Re:Better plots? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more, it more or less defined even modern cinematography. And at the time it bombed as well. Worth seeing once, even if just to get the rosebud jokes.

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    295. Re:Better plots? by drunken_boxer777 · · Score: 1

      It bombed because William Randolph Hearst, who Kane was based on, was irate over the movie. He was able to keep it out of a large number of theaters.

      Source: The Criterion Collection edition of Citizen Kane has an amazing documentary about the movie.

    296. Re:Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I was expecting it to be bond but got some angst instead; the worst surprise in bond movies I've ever had (and that includes the Timothy Dalton crap).

    297. Re:Better plots? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Whenever "regular" industrial-world citizens dress in historical costumes en mass, it never looks authentic because most are clearly out of shape. "Northern barbarians" is about the only decent fit because the stereotypical image for them is pale and girthy.

    298. Re: Better plots? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Got that covered with Larry Niven. The Dreampark series could make very good movies, especially the one with the Lovecraftian setting.

      Actually, now that I think about it, I'm a little surprised it hasn't happened already. Dreampark plots run right down the formula line, so Hollywood wouldn't even have to change their habits to make them. Is Niven refusing to sell the film rights or something?

    299. Re:Better plots? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Indies can't afford a big-budget sci-fi production, and if it's not big-budget, a sci-fi movie usually looks ridiculously bad.

      That's less true than it used to be. The special effects in Skyline looked quite decent, and they only spent $10 million on that whole movie. It made $21 million. I'm surprised it didn't do better than it did. It was a zombie movie in disguise, and there's been a zombie thing happening for a while now, so it should have gotten higher ratings than it did. Maybe people didn't notice it was a zombie movie...

      In any case, you can get aliens and giant spaceships and giant robots for dirt cheap these days. Maybe the shadows aren't as good as they should be, but it wouldn't take much to fix that.

      As for The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, it's a novel. It'd have to be cut down substantially to fit into a movie. It wouldn't take much to gloss over the unusual family structure, despite Mannie's family being so prominent. Tweak the dialog and suddenly Mannie is marrying Wyoming, rather than Wyoming marrying into Mannie's family. But I think you underestimate mainstream America's fascination for oddball sexual relationships, as long as they're fictional. I live out here in fly-over country, and you'd be surprised what people get up to. The "Moral Majority" is a facade. The reality is a bit different.

    300. Re:Better plots? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      yes, I'm thinking of all history since civilization recorded things Hey, did you know the ancient egyptians invented bowling?

    301. Re:Better plots? by jkflying · · Score: 1

      I also remember "Attack of the killer tomatoes". That doesn't make it good. For me, Skyfall brought back a lot of the classic 'bondiness', the evil villain with a fantastic lair, the stealth, the beautiful cars, the class. Bond is about more than beautiful women and explosions. I connected with Skyfall like I haven't connected with a Bond movie in a long time..

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    302. Re:Better plots? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      As long as it's not something epically lame like Kirk falling from a poorly-secured railing while a rocket running on a solid rocket booster goes from an earth-like planet to its sun in a matter of seconds. Just to pick a potential scenario at random. That would be truly unforgiveable.

      No no, it all makes sense. The sun was really only about 5000 feet from the surface of the planet, that's why the rocket gets there so quickly.

      But what about the shots from space showing the sun being far away? Uhh.... they are... really small. Yeah, the planet is 50 miles wide, and the sun just bigger. Don't look at me like that, I didn't write the screenplay. >_

    303. Re: Better plots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real plots can only come from real writers sadly Hollywood studios prevent that by buying stolen pitches from producers that rip off up and coming writers. Studios and agencies want to prevent new writers from getting paid the royalties from a successful film. The real hollywood method is producers are submitted scripts from spec writers the producer tell the writers that they are already working on a similar project but then pitch the idea to a studio who then buys the pitch and hires a writer from a top agency. This method cuts out the big royalties that would be paid out to the creator. The producer that sells the stolen pitch gets 6-7 figures for the pitch for signing away creative rights on the stole pitch. The studio gets full creative rights to the project and hire a agency writer to write the screenplay under contract with very little residual royalties compensated if the film becomes a hit. The reason Tyler Perry has so much money is because he keeps all of the creative rights and writer / creator. Hollywood try's to avoid that situation at all costs and creates a criminal method for stealing creative rights to movies with producer pitch sales.

  2. people want to see a story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not mutton dressed up as SUPER LAMB

  3. It's all the PIRATES' fault! by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Moar copyright laws! Bigger penalties! Longer terms!

    It's fun to add to the Deeeee-M-C-A!

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    1. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we retire the "Bush's fault" "Obama's fault" family of sarcastic posts? They contribute nothing and take up space.

      thx

    2. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You mean the Pirates Of The Caribbean?
      They did pretty well at the box office didn't they?

    3. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      You mean the Pirates Of The Caribbean? They did pretty well at the box office didn't they?

      Which set the unfortunate precedent that movies don't need a sensible plot to be successful. This summer is the result. So, yeah, I blame Pirates too.

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    4. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by sandytaru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not even piracy is to blame - Redbox is. Why should I pay $24 to take my husband and myself to a movie today, when we can wait two months and get the same movie from Redbox along with our groceries for a tenth of the cost - and not have to deal with a hundred other human beings, their cell phones, and screaming children in a smelly movie theater?

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    5. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      But...but...what would we do with all of the "Funny" mod points?

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    6. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by ebno-10db · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not even piracy is to blame - Redbox is.

      Video rentals long predate Redbox. They were around 30 years ago.

    7. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by steelfood · · Score: 2

      Oblig. User Friendly.

      Of course the media companies are singing to different lyrics.

      Now get off my lawn.

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    8. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have called it "Monkey Island - the movie"

      Heck, it would be one of the truer computer game to movie adaptions out there.

    9. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kids today also think they invented the blowjob

    10. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      True, but residential display tech and audio was not nearly as good even ten years ago. Today you can pick up a decent 1080p projector and home theater in a box for audio for a grand or so. 120" screen and I don't have to wear pants, can drink beer, and pause the film when I need to break the seal? At this point the movie houses don't hold a lot of pull.

    11. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Video rentals long predate Redbox. They were around 30 years ago.

      Tch. *pushes glasses up* I was into video rentals before they were popular.

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    12. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me, I feel like going to the movies is an outing. I have a bunch of movies I haven't seen on Blu-Ray, and a nice projector setup with surround sound and a comfortable couch in front of it - but I feel there is an ambience to going to the cinema that can't be replicated, to be there with other excited people, to having the fully darkened room and not being able to pause at any little whim.

      It may not be worth $24 to you, and I certainly wouldn't do it every day - but I still feel there is something to it.

    13. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference 30 years ago was I didn't have a screen at near the same focal size as a movie theatre in my living room. It's not Redbox that's to blame. It's technology, the cost for personalized theatres is so low that people no longer see any value in taking time out of their lives to goto a theatre to watch a movie, easier to just watch it at home on their own schedule.

    14. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by fredgiblet · · Score: 2

      30 years ago it could be a year or more before a movie came out on VHS, these days it seems the DVD is out before the movie is out of theaters. That makes a huge difference.

    15. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a major difference today, in that most people have a >=46" TV capable of decent sound, or perhaps an entertainment center.

      I have literally no reason to ever go to the movies, when I've created the movies in my home.

    16. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, what the hell is "redbox"?

      And second, where at home can you find a cinema sized screen and cinema sized surround system in your home?

      Thats right, you cant.

      Go find a better movie theatre, the one you described sounds crappy.

    17. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $24 is a bargin. In Australia the last time my wife and I went to the movies it cost $49 and that was before any food or drinks which are greatly inflated in price as well. I used to go to the Cinema once a week, now I'm lucky if I go once every six months. These days I wait for the DVD to come out and pick it up for $20, twice as cheep as the Cinema and only a little more than DVD rental and I can watch it as many times as I want. :)

    18. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've watched 4 movies at the theaters in the last 2 weeks...but not one of the six utterly shitty movies they listed. The movies did shitty cause they were shitty...plain and simple.

    19. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except with redbox I can reserve the movie from home without interacting with a human being, guaranteeing it's availability, and assuming I return it in a day, pay $1 instead of $5. Blockbuster rentals used to be pretty close to the price of the theatre ticket, but now the rental is a tenth or less of a single ticket. Plus, turnaround time from theatre screen to rental is closer to 3 months instead of the prior about 9 months before the VHS came out. The picture quality is significantly better than it used to be, there's no rewinding, and my TV at home has four times the screen area as it did back then, and I spent a single day's wages on it.

    20. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commonplace 72 inch HD screens and surround sound, however, were not.

    21. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Redbox is practically free. It's a $1 a day and Redbox gives away at least 2 free codes a month for a one-night rental.
      Services like Blockbuster were much more expensive and the turn around time from theatre to VHS/DVD used to between 6 months and 2 years, so Redbox is just taking advantage of a time when things are quicker and less expensive.

    22. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by dead_user · · Score: 1

      Perv. ;)

    23. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but video rentals cost more and you had to go to a video rental place. Redboxes are cheap and everywhere.

    24. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should I pay $24 to take my husband and myself to a movie today, when we can wait two months and get the same movie from Redbox along with our groceries for a tenth of the cost

      Well, to be perfectly honest, the local cinema has taken to putting in actual pairs of recliners. They are quite nice, and worth the matinee price on a weekend, to be sure. (Without the recliners, my home theater setups are much better than the cinema's.)

    25. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Have you been to a theater lately? I've been to several this year and find the theaters are pretty empty. Even World War Z was, at best 25% full on opening day. A couple of years back when Ghost Rider came out (I love the comics and my ex loves Nicolas Cage) we were the only people in the theater.

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    26. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not at the speed it is today though - before you could rent a movie over a year after, now it's a matter of months

    27. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Stormwatch · · Score: 2

      They should have called it "Monkey Island - the movie".

      Indeed, the script for POTC was reused from the cancelled Monkey Island animated movie.

    28. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good question. The best time to go to the theather is just before a flick is going out, when it's running in smaller hall, with less viewers. 1000 people always contain the mentioned idiots that simply ruin the experience for everyone. Smaller screens & smaller audiences are my choice. Sometimes they are even cheaper!

    29. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large high def tvs and surround systems are far more available and cheaper, so the average viewing experience at home is now closer to that of the cinema than it was in the VHS or even early DVD era.

    30. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Videos, however -- meaning NTSC and PAL -- were blurry poo. An HD rental looks *fabulous*. It also *sounds* fabulous. So if the movie is worthy (yeah, now we're in rarified territory) then a highres stream or a blu ray from redbox can give you a better experience than you get in the theater. sandytaru is exactly right: why deal with 100 other people, crying children, their damned cellphones, their sneezing and blarting disease all over you, talking, crying, getting up and walking all over you, no way to pause, the bathroom is a looong way away and you *are* going to miss something if you go, the snacks are atrocious and the prices are worse, the cost of the ticket, the cost of driving there and back, the risk of getting your vehicle dinged... the guilt of seeing palm trees sacrificed in order to (badly) impersonate actual butter...

      Didn't take a lot of dithering about before I decided that a home theater system was the better path to take. Haven't been in a movie theater for several years now, feel no need to go back. Yeah, my family sees things a little later than others do, and spoiler-dodging is now part of our lifestyle, but it's still such a huge win that we have no regrets. And our theater is bloody awesome. :)

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    31. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Video rentals long predate Redbox. They were around 30 years ago.

      Yeah but waiting a year or two to watch a worn out tape on an old 24" CRT in mono didn't compete with the cinema experience quite as well as today's 50" LCD surround sound home entertainment systems do.

    32. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you are responding to what I presume is a girl* who is posting to slashdot. I'm fairly certain she didn't exist even five years ago.

      *Although with a name like Sandy and in this day-and-age, I acknowledge that this may not be the case.

    33. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by broken_chaos · · Score: 2

      The speed of transition from theatre -> rental/retail has sped up immensely, even just from the 90s or early 2000s. I think that's a contributing factor to the impact of just waiting until a movie is more conveniently available.

    34. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and not have to deal with a hundred other human beings, their cell phones, and screaming children in a smelly movie theater...

      You know you're going to the wrong cinemas when that's the main problem. Don't they have a proper indie film house near you? Bonus: decent flicks.

    35. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Not just that, but films are now coming out for rental much sooner than they used to. Why see a movie in the theater now when you can see it at home in 3-4 months?

      Also, the price of rentals has fallen through the floor and the convenience has markedly increased. They have RedBox in almost every grocery store in my area. We pick up the movie and snacks and are good to go. The only thing that could kill RedBox would be streaming, if the big producers weren't intent to screw that up with licensing issues.

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    36. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they were pointing out that the turn-around from being in-theaters to being on-shelves is getting shorter and shorter. At the same time, ticket prices at the theaters are not what they used to be. It *literally* costs over $20 for a couple to see a movie in 3D - without snacks or drinks. That exact same movie will retail at $20-30 on BD in a few months, including all of the 3D features.

      For all intents and purposes, when the raw data is stored digitally, it can be converted to any format(IMAX, DVD, Blu Ray, etc) in a trivial amount of time. Then you just have to mass produce it and stock shelves.

      Or, the movie industry could try that internet thing everyone has been gabbin' about for the last couple of years. Sure, Netflix is wonderful, but there has to be some way for film makers to get content more directly to consumers like e-books on amazon, or video games on steam, or music on itunes.

    37. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by dywolf · · Score: 1

      and you used to have to wait 6 months to a year in order to get the rentals.
      quite a bit different than waiting only a month or two.

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    38. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Palm oil comes from the fruit.

      The problem is that producers are cutting down other trees to plant palms.

    39. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by virgnarus · · Score: 1

      Just wait until Oculus Rift comes out, as it'll render theaters completely obsolete.

    40. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Politburo · · Score: 1

      IME Sandy is exclusively female these days. All the male Sandys I'm aware of are fairly old.

    41. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Projector = $1000 Wall = Free Room Darkening Curtains = $50 Decent Surround sound system for home room = $500 I project on an ~14' screen, relatively it is bigger than cinema and I have zero nuisances from other movie goers. I have put in 1000 hours on the projector = 500 movies. If I saw that many in the theater, it would have cost me $10000 in just tickets.

    42. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      The DVD *is* out before the movie if you just let Fat Tony down at the swapmeet know that you're interested in it a few weeks before it comes out. Two for five dollars!

    43. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but Redbox and Netflix (mail-order) made it CHEAP by eliminating the need for precises.

    44. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      Not even piracy is to blame - Redbox is.

      Video rentals long predate Redbox. They were around 30 years ago.

      Which means Hollywood is just now starting to deal with a generation raised on watching videos on demand in the quiet of your own home.
      Why is movie theater experience 'better.?' My 21-year-old daughter just went to see Monsters University with a friend and was annoyed by the kids chattering and one kid kicking the back of the row of seats down at the other end and a few moms talking on their cell phones.
      Waiting 2 to 12 months for the video looks better all the time to more and more people.

    45. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you remember how much a new release cost from Blockbuster? In 2005 it was $7.99! Sometimes you could get them on sale for $4.99. Price of a ticket back then (at least where I'm from) was around $9 It really wasn't that much cheaper to wait to rent. Now red box is $1 and the movies are $16 for IMAX 3d. It's a significant savings. Paying a couple extra dollars to see it right away in theaters was no big deal years ago, but now you're paying 10-15X the price... I know I'd rather just wait.

    46. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      You mean the Pirates Of The Caribbean?
      They did pretty well at the box office didn't they?

      Pirates of the Caribbean has more to do with this than most people realize.
      The Lone Ranger is one of the movies mentioned as flopping, and it has the same actor/producer/director which made Pirates of the Caribbean. It was given a high budget in th ehopes that it would do Pirates-like numbers.

    47. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by DasSquid · · Score: 1

      I hadn't read User Friendly in years and completely forgot about it. Goodbye work week.

    48. Re:It's all the PIRATES' fault! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      No, the problem comes from the fact that the stuff tastes *nothing* like butter. :)

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  4. Here's an idea by redmid17 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Don't do the following: 1) make shitty movies (overbroad but use the smell test) 2) Make sequels to shitty movies that might have barely made a profit 3) Make 18 superhero movies, reboot them, and complain when they flop 4) Don't let a fucking formula from a has-been screenwriter dictate the structure of every movie (http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/8947871/The-origin-of-the-latest-Hollywood-formula) You can pay me now or later. I just want a 1% cut of all new movies.

    1. Re:Here's an idea by redmid17 · · Score: 0

      Man I hate when I don't include html tags

    2. Re:Here's an idea by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I just want a 1% cut of all new movies.

      OK, here are some cut-out scenes. They were shit anyway.

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    3. Re:Here's an idea by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      The superhero movies are mostly making money actually.

    4. Re:Here's an idea by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      Re #3: The superhero movies/sequels haven't flopped. Look at Box Office Mojo. Those movies are doing very well. The movies listed for this article are neither superhero movies or sequels. The thing is, people usually want familiarity, and Hollywood movies that know that usually make money. That's unfortunate for those of us that like original movies, but it's not going to change anytime soon. If you really want great original writing, just look at the newer TV shows that critics love - most are better than any movie of the last five years.

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    5. Re:Here's an idea by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can pay me now or later. I just want a 1% cut of all new movies.

      Make sure you specify 1% of the gross, not net. Otherwise with Hollywood accounting you will somehow wind up owing THEM money.

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    6. Re:Here's an idea by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 0

      Or apparently when you fail to use the preview button.

    7. Re:Here's an idea by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I think the real question is what changed? They've been doing all the things you describe for decades and it had been working.

      I think it's simply that kids have found another priority for their spending money. Also their parents TVs are now big enough and all the older, better versions are out there for free and everybody knows it.

      Planet of the Apes: Who prefers Marky Mark to Heston?

      Death Race: Anybody prefer the reboot? The enemy isn't even 'the treacherous french', bah.

      What was the last SciFi hollywood movie in a league with 'Forbidden Planet?'; '2001'? 'A Boy and His Dog'? 'Alien'? All we get is another terrible star drek court drama disguised as science fiction.

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    8. Re:Here's an idea by paiute · · Score: 1

      I just want a 1% cut of all new movies.

      Done. You get 1% of the net.

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    9. Re:Here's an idea by redmid17 · · Score: 0

      That too

    10. Re:Here's an idea by redmid17 · · Score: 1

      Some of those movies are doing really well. A lot of other super hero movies have flopped.

    11. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to point 4, it was mentioned in article that Blake Snyder said that his beat sheet is a structure, not a formula. It is also mentioned that this structure/formula has worked in fun and successful films. The difference could be that the screenwriters and directors of these past movies have had years of experience and talent to bring these structures/formulas to life that involves people rather than the screenwriters and directors of today of have only one or two films under their belts and are given $100 millon + films to make?

    12. Re:Here's an idea by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      Amusingly, superhero movies have yet to flop more than once or twice is recent years...

    13. Re:Here's an idea by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At least 10 years out of date.

      You now need to spec 'first gross' or all the gross is gone before your turn to get a cut.

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    14. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catwoman, Elektra, X-men origins: Wolverine.

      Actually, I'm not sure if they flopped, they were just awful!

    15. Re:Here's an idea by edawstwin · · Score: 2

      The top two movies from last year were superhero movies. None of the X-Men movies or Avengers movies have flopped (arguably The Hulk was disappointing, but flop might be strong). The Spider-man reboot from last year made over $200M domestically, and that was a reboot of a franchise that was only 10 years old. The flops have been movies like Green Lantern, where any 12 year old could have told you it would flop before the script was written. And the real reason that was a flop is because they budgeted it like it was an Avengers movie and they expected those box-office numbers. If they had done a $50M Green Lantern movie with a decent script, it might have made a profit.

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    16. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McDonalds is also doing pretty well, I hear. They sell millions and millions of burgers. Doesn't mean it's good, nutritious, healthy food.

    17. Re:Here's an idea by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      I think the real question is what changed?

      What has changed is that special effects are now a commodity. They can no longer carry a movie on their own. Avatar had a silly predictable plot, but it was worth seeing just for the eye candy. That would be less true today. The special effects can still help if they are innovative, but when every action movie has a nearly identical generic car chase going the wrong way on a one-way street, no one is impressed.

    18. Re:Here's an idea by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      I'd hardly call the first two movies "recent". X-Men Origins: Wolverine Worldwide gross - $373,062,864; Domestic $179,883,157. How is that a flop?

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    19. Re:Here's an idea by SnarfQuest · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with sequels?
      Aren't you all waiting for "Friday the 13th the 14th"?
      r the latest :"Star Wars Holiday Special: The Wookies get Fat", soundtrack created by placing a microphone on a New York City cross street. Only the worst cuss words were edited out.
      "Rocky 79: Wheelchair fights, on ice"

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    20. Re:Here's an idea by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Make sure you specify 1% of the gross, not net. Otherwise with Hollywood accounting you will somehow wind up owing THEM money.

      The greater of 1% of the absolute value of total expenditures And 1% of the absolute value of net earnings.

    21. Re:Here's an idea by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Not the Lone Ranger it isn't.

    22. Re:Here's an idea by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, I saw "Pacific Rim", and it wan't a shitty movie. It wasn't a great movie, either. It was mediocre, in a particular way that seems to be becoming more common as businesses begin to feel more confident crunching the numbers on a work of art. It's happening in publishing too, as second tier authors churn out clones of The Dresden Files, Sookie Stackhouse, The Hunger Games, and of course, Twilight. The formula is "Like X but with Y" -- e.g. "Like Twilight, but with zombies." Some literary agents are even asking for this kind of summation in query letters.

      I think this is because on a spreadsheet at least, it looks like you can make money without risk these days, if you just get the formula right. Usually these mediocre "me-too" books and movies aren't bad; in fact they often display a high degree of a certain kind of perfection -- the kind of perfection that consists of not making too many major mistakes.

      Take "Pacific Rim". It's high-concept -- giant monsters vs. giant robots -- and the script and director work hard to deliver exactly what is promised. No time is wasted on back story or set-up; the exposition is somewhat crude and artless, but it is calculated to take the minimum time possible to get the viewer to the giant robot action. You have to admire the high level of artistic discipline required to predictably churn out something serviceably mediocre, but it means that you won't get something great. If *all* you're looking for in a movie is CGI battles between giant robots and monsters, it'd be hard to improve on "Pacific Rim"; it's just that most of us, even mecha-loving geeks, kind of appreciate a story that has a bit more creative excitement in it.

      I've made something of an effort over the last couple of years to go back and re-read many classic sci-fi novels from the 40s - 80s, and almost without exception the great stories break some canons of taste. If you read a great novel critically, you'll almost always see that it has structural or artistic flaws; rules are broken, but so that the story can reach levels you can't get to by adhering strictly to a formula. I don't know as much about cinema as I do about books, but I bet it's much the same: you've got to be willing to try some things that are wrong, or questionable at least, to rise above mediocrity.

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    23. Re:Here's an idea by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I think I'm just older then you and special effects lost it for me sooner. 'Dances with Smurfs' sucked.

      Kids are still buying it. But they appear to not be going to the theater. I think it's big screen video games that have them blowed up real good saturated early.

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    24. Re:Here's an idea by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I think what changed is budgets.

      Lone Ranger $215m
      R.I.P.D. $130m

      etc...

      They are all high budget and all being released at the same time. Too much high end product.

    25. Re:Here's an idea by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Green Lantern certainly flopped.

    26. Re: Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minority Report
      Sunshine
      District 13
      Inception
      Contact

      Looking forward to:
      Europa Report
      Elysium

      Frankly, I think we are in a SciFi Golden Age, at the cinema. Granted, some of those listed are indies.

    27. Re:Here's an idea by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Superman Returns, Green Lantern, Lone Ranger.

    28. Re:Here's an idea by xevioso · · Score: 1

      He wasn't a superhero in any sense of the word. He just had on a mask.

    29. Re:Here's an idea by xevioso · · Score: 0

      Pacific Rim is not a flop, at least not yet.

      http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=pacificrim.htm

    30. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it e will they are changing it to a loan arranger - Disney working title buddy can you spare a billion net not gross after Hollywood accounting and before bailouts

    31. Re:Here's an idea by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Also both several years past their time. R.I.P.D. is Men in Black undead edition. A year or two after MIB or MIB2 it would have made money. Now it seems old.

      Lone Ranger- a radio superhero that nobody really remembers with Johnny Depp. We're all tired of Johnny Depp. It also changes the main character from the lone ranger to the sidekick. You need really good writing and directing to pull that off, the previews and reviews I've read don't show that.

      Its not just timing. Its that both of these movies were released several years after the peak time for either the concept or the actor.

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    32. Re:Here's an idea by cheesybagel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Batman does not have any superpowers either.

    33. Re:Here's an idea by AuMatar · · Score: 2

      The funniest thing is that the author of twilight is doing it to herself- her next movie looks like Twilight with aliens, and the girl is the alien.

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    34. Re: Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that, secure yourself the merchandising rights. To quote Yoghurt, "it's all about the moichandising" :-)

    35. Re:Here's an idea by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      I've made something of an effort over the last couple of years to go back and re-read many classic sci-fi novels from the 40s - 80s, and almost without exception the great stories break some canons of taste.

      Two words: survivorship bias.
       

      I think this is because on a spreadsheet at least, it looks like you can make money without risk these days, if you just get the formula right.

      I think that, like is virtually always the case, you're remembering a golden age that never existed. Hollywood has always been like that. Publishing has always been like that. They're both in the business to make money. Always have been. Exceptions are rare and on the fringe.

    36. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So did Batman.

    37. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same with Green Arrow.

    38. Re:Here's an idea by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Lone Ranger is not now nor has ever been even remotely close to a superhero. No special powers, strength, size. Just an overwhelming need to express his self-righteous indignation upon the world with extreme violence.

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    39. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was mediocre

      Since we're selling opinions as fact, here's mine: Pacific Rim was far from mediocre. It was, in fact, great. It was fun and spectacular. It managed to keep it's huge scope, without sacrificing details. It didn't feel the need to have its female characters get all wet in their white t-shirts. It wasn't about America saving the world, it was the world saving the world. It took place in a fully-realised world, that included many details most of these types of films can't be bothered with. A black market in giant monster body parts. Religions based upon the attacks. It wasn't based on a line of toys. It had an innocence and charm rarely found in these types of movies. You could see where everyone was during the flight sequences, it didn't just consist of sub-second cuts between characters you didn't care about, and so you could tell who was actually winning the fights. The CGI looked like it had 'heft', not like it was weightless. If you can think of a better spectacle movie, I'd love to hear about it.

      And it did have creativity and excitement in the story. Sure they won in the end (oh! spoiler alert!), but the story didn't take a straight line from the start to the finish.

      I don't understand why Pacific Rim has been given such a hard time - I think it's the exception in this bunch of films. It's been tarred with the same brush, most people can't be bothered with it simply because all those other spectacle movies were so terrible (I'm looking at you, Transformers).

      Plus there's another point to make here. Things were ever thus. Nostalgia, and the way in which memory telescopes the past, combine to give the impression that movies were once better or smarter - whereas you don't have to look hard to find the big spectacle movies of the past that were complete rubbish. Someone earlier in this thread mentioned The Forbidden Planet. I re-watched this recently with my son, and it really is fantastic. Great script and special effects that actually don't look too bad today. But it's definitely an outlier, movies like that don't come along too often, and there's just as many in the last decade as there were in the decade before that.

    40. Re:Here's an idea by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      He's a Western hero, not a superhero.

    41. Re:Here's an idea by fredgiblet · · Score: 2

      Streaming and home theaters. No need to drive to a theater, pay tons of money and deal with *shudder* PEOPLE. Far superior and cheaper.

    42. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If *all* you're looking for in a movie is CGI battles between giant robots and monsters, it'd be hard to improve on "Pacific Rim";

      I felt they could have made better use of the differences between individual monsters and between the individual robots to make the fights more interesting.

    43. Re:Here's an idea by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      He's a Western hero, not a superhero.

      Technically, both the Lone Ranger and Tonto are shamen or spirit walkers, Tonto is the only one at the Superhero level, the Lone Ranger is still resisting his path.

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    44. Re:Here's an idea by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      You can pay me now or later. I just want a 1% cut of all new movies.

      Make sure you specify 1% of the gross, not net. Otherwise with Hollywood accounting you will somehow wind up owing THEM money.

      Has to be 1 pct of gross theater receipts. Otherwise they sock you with the costs of "free" showings.

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    45. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Super hero movies are fun, and their stories are fresh enough, because they haven't been put on the big screen yet. Once a reboot of the super hero movies start coming out (not counting spider man, t'was bad from the start and got worse) and Thor or Ironman change actors, they will net less than before.

      New actors need new IP for the same generation, unless a James Bond is pulled, which isn't possible in most cases.
      Want new IP for new faces? Batman Beyond would be a great choice. If they could pull the Justice League together, then a Teen Titans would be good, but would require a lot of back story, so at least 3 movies required in series. Venture Bros would be quite funny too. The first Bioshock's story isn't that complex so it can be shortened down for a 2 hour movie with some good editing. A Starscream centered Transformers movie might be good, if the movies were ever about the giant robots instead of the humans with robots in the background. These last two are a bit more niche though.

    46. Re:Here's an idea by chilvence · · Score: 1

      Yes he does, the ability to instantly conjure any conceivable bat-item of bat-convenience on his bat-belt at any bat-time!

    47. Re:Here's an idea by Mateorabi · · Score: 1

      "Predictable" isn't even a detriment if it is done well. Not everything needs to be Usual Suspects or 6th Sense. It was still enjoyable to watch the good guys, after a second-act beat-down, kick the bad guys in the ass when you know it is coming. Predictable sometimes gives you something to root for and feel gratification when it happens.

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    48. Re:Here's an idea by hey! · · Score: 1

      I dunno about survivorship bias. Some of the books I've been re-reading are out of print and hard to find. In any case, I'm not saying the best books today can't hold a candle to what was published forty year ago. Not at all. The remains as it was. But you have to understand the changes that have gone on in traditional publishing. Yes, ebooks are a big deal, but an even bigger deal is print on demand.

      It used to be that publishers had to take a big risk publishing anyone who wasn't an A-list author. The way it worked is that the publisher would do a big print run. They'd send cases of the book to bookstores, who'd put them on the shelves. After awhile if all the copies didn't sell, the bookstores would ship back the unsold copies and the publisher would pulp them. All very expensive.

      It doesn't work that way any longer. It's now feasible and affordable to do much smaller print runs, and bookstores can order a few copies of a book, then if those copies sell order a few more copies. This has two big effects. First, it's a lot less *intrinsically* risky to publish an author than it was ten or twenty years ago. This means you don't need balls to be a publisher these days. You still make money on the blockbusters that fly off the shelves, but you can also make money on a mediocre, me-too book.

      The second big effect is that bookstores can stock more authors. All things being equal, that should mean there's a lot more diversity in books on bookstore shelves -- but there isn't. Instead there's more authors doing more of the same. And these second tier authors are not by any means *bad*. The craft standard for these stories is very high, probably higher than run-of-the-mill stories forty years ago. It's just that as a whole it's more of the same old thing.

      This isn't the author's fault; an author writes whatever appeals to him, then tries to get an editor to pick it up. It's the agents, editors and booksellers who selectwhat the public finally sees, and by in large that is well-crafted stories that bear a striking resemblance to some blockbuster franchise. This is not because anyone expects to duplicate the success of the Sookie Stackhouse or Twilight stories. They know quite well that's not going to happen with a "me too" story. What they're looking for is something that can sell a modest number of copies to fans of the big franchises and turn a small but reliable profit. That's a strategy that wasn't possible twenty years ago.

      Movies of course are looking for blockbusters, but the essential similarity is that the producers are often combining well-known elements in an attempt to generate sure-fire profits.

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    49. Re:Here's an idea by hey! · · Score: 1

      So, are you going to buy a copy of Pacific Rim when it comes out on DVD? Are you going to buy the soundtrack? Are you going to watch it again at least every year or so? Ten years from now are you going to nag your friends who haven't seen it?

      "Mediocre" is often used as a nice way of saying bad, but I'm not using it that way. I really mean "mediocre", in the sense of "adequate". You go to a summer blockbuster movie to be entertained, and if you are entertained, then it is at least mediocre.

      As for nostalgia, that doesn't apply here. As I said I've been going back and reading the classics *critically*, and finding numerous craft problems in them. I can tell you a lot of things that are technically wrong with the writing in Lord of the Rings, a book that I love and have re-read every year or two for the last thirty years. My point is that greatness and not making mistakes are two different things.

      As for Forbidden Planet, this makes my point. In production values and special effects it can't hold a candle to Pacific Rim, a movie which spares no expense and uses cutting edge technology. But ten years from now I guarantee I won't remember Pacific Rim, yet if I discover one of my friends hasn't seen Forbidden Planet I will pester him until he watches it. And it won't be because I've forgotten how cheesy Forbidden Planet was.

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    50. Re:Here's an idea by SpanglerIsAGod · · Score: 1

      No time is wasted on back story or set-up; the exposition is somewhat crude and artless, but it is calculated to take the minimum time possible to get the viewer to the giant robot action.

      I at least partially blame this on viewers. Lots of people complain about how "slow" the movie was when they take time to do setup and back story.

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    51. Re:Here's an idea by Shark · · Score: 1

      Everything I've heard from it was pretty good too... I still haven't seen it but I sure wish it success.

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    52. Re:Here's an idea by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      It used to be that publishers had to take a big risk publishing anyone who wasn't an A-list author. The way it worked is that the publisher would do a big print run. They'd send cases of the book to bookstores, who'd put them on the shelves. After awhile if all the copies didn't sell, the bookstores would ship back the unsold copies and the publisher would pulp them. All very expensive.

      Um, mostly right but with one glaring error. They didn't 'send' books to bookstores, bookstores bought books. With that correction, that's exactly how things still work today.
       

      All things being equal, that should mean there's a lot more diversity in books on bookstore shelves -- but there isn't.

      The reason of course being that your understanding of the publishing industry is deeply faulty. No, it's not "now feasible and affordable to do much smaller print runs" - because that means editing and marketing and other overhead must now be spread across a much smaller number of books. (When reality fails to meet your assumptions, the first step isn't to create some elaborate theory that further diverges from reality - it's to check your assumptions.) In the same way, you're deeply ignorant of the bookselling end of the business... Everyy linear inch of bookshelf costs the same. whether it's occupied by Stephen King or J. Random Nobody. Bookstores have very little incentive to stock J. Random Nobody without a reasonable expectation that he will sell. (Even if the publisher pays for unsold books, that doesn't cover the rent the book didn't pay on it's few square inches.)
       

      It's just that as a whole it's more of the same old thing.

        It has always has been more of the same old thing. What part of this is so hard to grasp?

    53. Re:Here's an idea by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the Lone Ranger isn't a superhero. He's just a guy who fights criminals, in disguise, without any kind of official legal authority, and operates according to a strict moral code. Totally different thing.

    54. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why couldn't this movie have exactly the sort of exposition and set-up that I'm used to! It's not very original or creative."

    55. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grown Ups 2 is proof that point 1) is ill founded.

    56. Re:Here's an idea by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      I'd hardly call the first two movies "recent". X-Men Origins: Wolverine Worldwide gross - $373,062,864; Domestic $179,883,157. How is that a flop?

      Because those numbers are gross ticket sales, of which roughly 50% actually makes it back to the movie studio. The production budget is just the cost to make the film, not including advertising. There is some residual income from merchandising, character licensing, and later from Netflix and the like. So ultimately they did make some money, but is certainly wasn't the blockbuster it was supposed to be.

    57. Re:Here's an idea by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Two words: survivorship bias

      If you look at the Oscar nominations for some years you'll see that sometimes there were many good films in the one year instead of three asteroid movies or two Tibetan Lama movies.

    58. Re:Here's an idea by umghhh · · Score: 1
      The link is interesting in more than one way. I think it is just human to enjoy things that are new but with not too much surprise. Most of us have some preference and these are simple and do not change so to produce a blockbuster you need to follow some set of rules. Granted they do not have to be the same every single time but then bean counters are not known for their adventurous character either. If you look at the other side of the spectrum - films that do experiment, do things that mainstream productions do not do you will see that these movies do not gain as wide audiences at least their box office success is limited because majority of us are just damn simple and expect always the same shit with a slightly changed flavour. The success of 'other' movies, if it comes, is different and usually does not show in box office. Then again the formula, once found, is repeated as long as it holds. It is even not said that you cannot produce interesting products with it from time to time. Majority of this is just production line sort of affair. We know it from elsewhere - even if it is not perfect it is still 'better' also for manager because it is known and follows the rules - if the rules did not bring success then it is not your fault of course....

      If you look from different perspective by virtue of limiting a storytelling to say 120minutes of a movie you will naturally have some sort of introduction phase, gaining momentum, reaching the peak and then rolling the credits. There are only few different variations that you can have there. What the article in wiki describes is more complex than that and possibly satisfies majority of our needs so what it means is that there are too many films for them to be all successful. The question is - can you find another nice sequence that hits all the right spots.

      To me it looks like Hollywood reached the point of commoditization each and every industry except health is reaching. For some more demanding - there is still hope: vibrators can do better than any men can do but majority of ladies still like an old fashion eco-fck anyway. I guess this will end when the toys will be able to hug etc but for now we still have the chance.

    59. Re:Here's an idea by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Um, mostly right but with one glaring error. They didn't 'send' books to bookstores, bookstores bought books. With that correction, that's exactly how things still work today.

      Bookstores buy books on a sale-or-return basis. If they don't manage to sell them, they tear off the covers and ship them back to the publisher for a full refund and destroy the rest. And the books that they buy are often the ones that the publisher has spent some money promoting.

      No, it's not "now feasible and affordable to do much smaller print runs" - because that means editing and marketing and other overhead must now be spread across a much smaller number of books.

      Yes it is. I've talked with some publishers that specialise in exactly this. Some of the big publishers now outsource all of their copyediting to freelancers (some are bringing it back in-house, it oscillates a bit), but for small publishers it's very easy to hire a freelancer to copyedit a book and so they're not splitting copyediting staff, they're just spreading investment, and the copyediting on a book can cost under $1000 (it's a pretty crappy market for freelancers at the moment), so it's relatively easy to scatter money across a hundred titles and hope one does really well and the rest come close to breaking even.

      Marketing, you might have, but marketing costs for small print runs are pretty small. Publishers scatter a few free copies to amateur reviewers and get some blog posts, put them on their web sites, and push them in the direction of book clubs. If they sell a couple of thousand copies, they've made a profit.

      Bookstores have very little incentive to stock J. Random Nobody without a reasonable expectation that he will sell

      Except for differentiation: no one wants to go into a book shop that just stocks the A-list books that they can get anywhere (and much cheaper on Amazon) and which the more active readers (i.e. their best customers) will have read already. People want to go to a book shop to find a book that they've not read before, and that means having a broad selection of things.

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    60. Re:Here's an idea by macson_g · · Score: 1

      Monies! The best superpower ever!
      (confirmed Mr Stark)

    61. Re:Here's an idea by munch117 · · Score: 1

      Also, superhuman powers of recovery.

    62. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Planet of the Apes, Death Race, Forbidden Planet?, 2001, A Boy and His Dog, Alien

      While I have to say that I never really liked Planet of the Apes or Forbidden Planet, the 70's Death Race is a great movie and an undervalued gem! I really hope modern scifi would stand up to the wacky society critique that movie had.

      And don't worry, A Boy and His Dog is on my list even if I haven't seen it yet.

    63. Re:Here's an idea by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      He wasn't a superhero in any sense of the word. He just had on a mask.

      And that's different from Batman how?

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    64. Re:Here's an idea by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      Superman Returns made $200M+ domestically, was the 6th highest grossing film of 2006, and made more than Wolverine did 3 years earlier, which means it sold many more tickets. Just because it's budget was high doesn't mean a decent gross makes it a flop. I'm sure they wanted it to make a billion dollars, but close to $400M in 2006 was pretty good.

      I explained Green Lantern in a post above. Still, it did gross over $100M. The poster's point was that flops of superhero movies happen, but they are rare.

      Lone Ranger was a bad idea from the start - no name recognition with most of the movie-going audience, and your only star is unrecognizable? Plus, it's not a superhero movie.

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    65. Re:Here's an idea by edawstwin · · Score: 1

      So it "certainly wasn't the blockbuster it was supposed to be" is now a flop? Flop implies disaster - an immediate loss with no hope of ever seeing a profit. Most of the movies people think of as flops just didn't meet expectations, and may make a profit or come close with foreign sales, merchandising, DVD/TV rights, etc... If you want to know what a flop is, look up Town and Country or Cutthroat Island.

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    66. Re:Here's an idea by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

      No special powers, strength, size. Just an overwhelming need to express his self-righteous indignation upon the world with extreme violence.

      You really didn't think that argument through, did you?

    67. Re:Here's an idea by hey! · · Score: 1

      You aren't up to date with what's happened in publishing in the last several years.

      because that means editing and marketing and other overhead must now be spread across a much smaller number of books

      Traditional publishers aren't spending what they used to on these things. In marketing in particular, authors are expected to do a lot more of the heavy lifting. Even fiction authors are expected to maintain a "platform" today -- something that you used to need only for non-fiction. I have a friend who published three novels last year, and she spends more time on her blogging and social media marketing than she does writing.

      As for fixed costs, I'd estimate story and copy editing costs on a typical 100K word genre novel to be well under five thousand dollars these days. Not much goes into book design either -- except for cover art. And standard contracts don't give any premium to the author for ebooks, which are cheaper to produce and "stock". All this adds up to publishers breaking even on a much smaller number of books than they needed even a few years ago.

      And this kind of penny-pinching works. If you read Publisher's Weekly, you'd know 2012 was a banner year for publisher profits. All that stuff you've heard about ebooks paralyzing traditional publishers with fright is hooey. Maybe back in 2007 or 2008, but they've got the angles figured now.

      In the same way, you're deeply ignorant of the bookselling end of the business... Everyy linear inch of bookshelf costs the same. whether it's occupied by Stephen King or J. Random Nobody.

      I'll ignore your arrogance for a moment. What I know about the business is what I've gleaned from my author friends, who have had over ten books published in the last two years, one of which made the NY Times best seller list. Your point about linear inches is neither here nor there, since bookstores in the last year or two have been using POD to make much more efficient use of each linear inch. It is possible that *some* bookstores may not have figured this out.

      It has always has been more of the same old thing. What part of this is so hard to grasp?

      Nothing is difficult to grasp, if you realize publishing is a different ball game than it was even five years ago. To use a baseball analogy, publishes are still hitting home runs with their A listers, but they're paying much more attention to "small ball" with their down list authors.

      It's one of those technological ironies. Bookstores can stock more titles than they used to, but they're stocking the same *kind* of titles. That's an unexpected result.

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    68. Re:Here's an idea by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      Or . . . get all your money upfront and walk away. The producers are going to savage your work and then rip you off on the back end. Take the money and run!

    69. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    70. Re:Here's an idea by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Make sure you get a good transfer of 'A Boy and His Dog'. Many places (e.g. netfix streaming) have a _terrible_ pan and scan VHS quality version. It ruins a great movie.

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    71. Re:Here's an idea by hey! · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm very used to that style of exposition. I see it all the time in manuscripts I'm critiquing, and I nearly always mark it to be cut.

      To be fair, movies are a different medium, and this kind of voice-over background briefing has the advantage that it takes up the minimum possible number of minutes on screen. My point is that it was crude storytelling, but effective given that the audience has come for spectacle with the bare minimum of story needed to hold it together.

      The problem with heavy-handed narrative briefings is that they have no entertainment value in themselves. They're just something you have to get through. George Lucas managed to turn that into a "you've got to be kidding" moment in the first (EP IV) Star Wars movie, and it became a franchise signature. It was a deliberately retro touch, a nod to crude but action packed serials of the 30s and 40s. If everyone opened their movies that way, it wouldn't be so charming.

      First act exposition is a tough nut to crack in science fiction, though. Pacific Rim's screenwriters made the right choice for that movie, but it's not going to stand out as brilliant writing. It was competent, disciplined writing.

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    72. Re:Here's an idea by MiSaunaSnob · · Score: 1

      Amusingly, Marvel superhero movies have yet to flop more then once or twice in recent years... there FTFY

    73. Re:Here's an idea by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Good counter. Um, not sure how to respond to your content-less and witless retort(?).
      I'll give it a shot, here goes:
      Your Momma!

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    74. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Green Lantern is something I expect a hulk like reboot for.

      Green Lantern has a damn good origin story, and they ruined it by not using sinestro and the whole Facism angle.

    75. Re:Here's an idea by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

      A better response would have been "Oh, right, I just realized that I described one of the most elemental and well-known superhero archetypes, thus fatally undermining my own position".

    76. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Invasion of the Body Snatchers from the snatcher's point of view....some of my friends say The Host is written much better than the Twilight Series.

    77. Re:Here's an idea by delt0r · · Score: 1

      They keep making superhero movies because they don't bomb. They make a lot of money.

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    78. Re:Here's an idea by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Superhero personality flaw != superhero
      Superhero = superpower, superintelligence, superstrength, and/or special ability
      Lone Ranger's extreme violence came only from his competent use of a gun and more than average intelligence.
      If we went by your definition Charles Manson would have been a superhero.

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    79. Re:Here's an idea by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

      Superhero = superpower, superintelligence, superstrength, and/or special ability

      That is a common attribute of superheroes. Not a required one.
      And if you want to justify those characters by saying that "special ability" includes things like fighting ability, then the Lone Ranger gets the same benefit, because marksmanship is as much a "special ability" as kung fu.

      If we went by your definition Charles Manson would have been a superhero.

      No. I wasn't saying that "an overwhelming need to express his self-righteous indignation upon the world with extreme violence" automatically made someone a superhero. I was pointing out that it is not a disqualifier. Nor is the lack of superhuman abilities, as has already been conclusively proven.

      I think that, like most people who have this kind of misconception, you're operating on an unconscious assumption that "superheroes" exist solely in post-1900 urban settings. But like superpowers, that's a common attribute, not a required one.

      My point here is that you described the Lone Ranger in a way that defines the core concepts of dozens of superheroes, and offered that as proof that he isn't one. That's like saying a penguin isn't a bird because it can't fly and eats fish.

    80. Re:Here's an idea by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've made something of an effort over the last couple of years to go back and re-read many classic sci-fi novels from the 40s - 80s, and almost without exception the great stories break some canons of taste.

      Yeah, they should make some of those into movies. Start with Battlefield Earth.

    81. Re:Here's an idea by losfromla · · Score: 1

      ok, fair enough.
      He's still not a superhero. Per the link you poster.

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    82. Re: Here's an idea by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

      Are you now suggesting that the above list is exhaustive? Because that would be really stupid. I shouldn't have to explain why.

    83. Re: Here's an idea by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Your Momma

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    84. Re: Here's an idea by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Run a poll, ask both your friends, and your parent's four friends too if the Lone Ranger is a superhero. If they respond (they might have more important things to do), let me know how he fares in your circle.

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    85. Re: Here's an idea by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, appeal to popularity. That'll magically make the objective facts go away. Especially when combined with a clumsy pass at an insult.

      Anything else?

    86. Re: Here's an idea by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Magically? Objective Facts?
      I thought we were talking about a made up character.
      The objective fact is that the Lone Ranger was never created as a superhero.
      The thing is, not every radio/television/comic book character is a superhero.
      Are you really convinced that he is?
      Wikipedia doesn't think he's a superhero:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lone_Ranger
      I've already mentioned that he wasn't on the other list of non-special-power superheroes, you didn't accept that so you might also dismiss the wikipedia entry. *sigh*

      My pass at an insult was clumsy? I thought it was pretty funny, sorry if it cut too close.

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    87. Re: Here's an idea by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

      Objective Facts? I thought we were talking about a made up character.

      Not mutually exclusive. It's an objective fact that, for example, the Lone Ranger wears a mask during his adventures. That's provably true, even though he's a fictional character. Of course, you knew that, and you're just trying to weasel out of admitting that the facts in this argument are against you.

      The thing is, not every radio/television/comic book character is a superhero.

      Nor did I suggest that, so leave the strawman alone.

      Are you really convinced that he is?

      Well, he fits perfectly with a number of archetypal superhero tropes in terms of his backstory, personality, and actions, so yes. And I note that you have yet to successfully note anything that disqualifies him from the title. Seriously, how is he not a superhero? He fights criminals, while protecting his identity with a disguise (that by all rights shouldn't fool anyone), with the help of a trusted partner, as a direct result of an origin involving a tragic loss. That's enough to fill any superhero-trope bingo card. The only point you've brought up against him is the lack of superpowers, but I showed (and you even acknowledged) that said powers are not required to qualify.

      I've already mentioned that he wasn't on the other list of non-special-power superheroes

      And I've already pointed out that the list isn't exhaustive. Do you understand what that means? Go back to the beginning of this thread. You said the Lone Ranger isn't a superhero because he doesn't have super powers. That was it. That was your entire argument. By linking that list, I showed you dozens of examples of superheroes who share that same trait, thus refuting the one and only argument you have even attempted to make.

      you didn't accept that

      I didn't accept it because it's a bloody stupid argument. The fact that the Lone Ranger isn't explicitly mentioned on that particular list isn't evidence against his status. If I were to make a list of fruits that only mentioned apples, oranges, and lemons, would that be evidence that bananas aren't a fruit? Because that's exactly the kind of claim you're making here.

      so you might also dismiss the wikipedia entry

      What's to dismiss? You haven't pointed out anything in it that supports your claim. It doesn't explicitly call him a superhero, but then again it doesn't explicitly say that he's a human either, which by the reasoning you put forth "proves" that he isn't. Look up "argument from ignorance".

      My pass at an insult was clumsy?

      Quite.

      I thought it was pretty funny,

      Possibly by the standards of an 80's sitcom. Not one like Cheers or Night Court, mind you. Small Wonder, perhaps?

      sorry if it cut too close.

      Do you have a checklist of losing-the-argument cliches that you're working through? Are you going to try the puppetmaster defense next?

    88. Re: Here's an idea by losfromla · · Score: 1

      You did dismiss the wikipedia entry. He's not a superhero, just like Tarzan is not a superhero, as isn't Zorro. I think your anger and frustration show how much you care. I appreciate that you care so much and I am sure you are quite a valuable person. However, I don't care how many superhero tropes he fulfills, the thing is that he continues not to be a superhero. He was not meant to be a superhero and was never presented nor portrayed as one. For example "The Man With No Name" is also not a superhero, and although he lacks the mask he still conceals his identity (by having no name). He's not a superhero is he? Yet here he is killing bad guys, rescuing damsels and old folks in distress... The Three Amigos, rescued a whole town, yet, not superheros. Not sure why you're so hung up on him being a superhero. I already bought into a person not needing superpowers to be a superhero, but this does not make him a superhero. For example Hawkeye, he is an unbelievably good archer, far better than any real archer could be, thus he's a superhero. The Lone Ranger, while good with his gun was not amazing with it, was just smarter than the average idiot criminal, and he had a partner who knew how to move stealthily so could help him lay traps...
      So, be cool, you can't win them all and you can't win this one because you are wrong, did you ask your friends? All 10,000 of them?
      What is the puppetmaster defense? I am not familiar with that, just winging it on this argument. Maybe next time I'll just throw down the puppetmaster card and save a lot of typing.

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    89. Re: Here's an idea by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

      You did dismiss the wikipedia entry.

      What am I alleged to have dismissed? What specific fact are you pointing to that proves your position? The answer is none, because you didn't cite any particular fact in the article that allegedly proves your point.

      He's not a superhero, just like Tarzan is not a superhero, as isn't Zorro

      I'm not familiar enough with Tarzan to make a claim one way or the other. But Zorro? Of course he's a superhero. He was Batman before there was a Batman. Hell, he's even specifically mentioned on that list I linked earlier. You know, the one you keep pretending "proves" the Lone Ranger not to be one by omission?

      I think your anger and frustration show how much you care. I appreciate that you care so much and I am sure you are quite a valuable person

      My anger and frustration are in your imagination; the fact that I'm thorough in my responses doesn't suggest otherwise. And you clearly care about this at least as much as I do, since you continue to respond. Also, this emotional argument that you're making is transparently a venting of your frustration that you're losing. You're acting like one of those XBox Live kids who loses a round of Halo and angrily accuses that his opponent of being a loser who just plays video games all day.

      However, I don't care how many superhero tropes he fulfills, the thing is that he continues not to be a superhero.

      Fulfilling numerous superhero tropes IS what makes a character a superhero. You still haven't stated anything that disqualifies him as one.

      For example "The Man With No Name" is also not a superhero, and although he lacks the mask he still conceals his identity (by having no name). He's not a superhero is he?

      I wouldn't say so, no. But he has far fewer "superhero" attributes than, say, the Lone Ranger. I'm not claiming one or two things qualify, but the Lone Ranger has too many of them not to be one. Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, etc.

      I already bought into a person not needing superpowers to be a superhero, but this does not make him a superhero. For example Hawkeye, he is an unbelievably good archer, far better than any real archer could be, thus he's a superhero.

      If Hawkeye were merely a competent archer, and had only bows and arrows that could exist in real life, he'd still be a superhero (just as Kick-Ass is a superhero despite having crap fighting skills). You claim you've conceded that superhuman abilities aren't necessary for a superhero, but what you're missing is that "super-skill" is itself such an ability. However, even that point is moot, because...

      The Lone Ranger, while good with his gun was not amazing with it

      ...yes, he is. The Lone Ranger displays a degree of marksmanship that no real person could ever achieve. He regularly shoots the bad guys' guns out of their hands (not sure if he ever did in this latest movie as haven't seen it, but it's a staple of the character). Nobody in the real world could manage that on an even remotely reliable basis; in fact nobody who's competent with a firearm would even try. If you know what you're doing in a real firefight, you aim for center mass, and if you aren't fully prepared to kill the guy then you don't even draw (let alone fire) your weapon. But the Lone Ranger damn well does it anyway. Because he has incredible marksmanship skills. So even though he doesn't need super-skills to qualify as a superhero, he still has them. However, he'd still be one even if he was merely a decent shot.

      And before you say it: No, I'm not claiming that every character with Improbable Aiming Skills is automatically a superhero, so you can put whatever TV cop you were about to offer up as yet a

    90. Re:Here's an idea by intermodal · · Score: 1

      It is written much better than the twilight series, but she still manages to milk about 250 extra pages out of what should be a much shorter story. The film, on the other hand, seemed to be one of those situations where the screenwriter didn't read the book.

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  5. Overthinking Hollywood. by Fishchip · · Score: 1

    Or it could be, yknow, people just don't want to shell out for a night at the movies anymore.

    1. Re:Overthinking Hollywood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you blame them? It's more fun to theorize about why movies suck now than it is to go watch the damn things.

    2. Re:Overthinking Hollywood. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Because the movies suck.

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    3. Re:Overthinking Hollywood. by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      Or it could be, yknow, people just don't want to get shot out for a night at the movies anymore.

      I know! 12 people got killed going to a batman movie last year! WTF?

      Too soon?

    4. Re:Overthinking Hollywood. by chilvence · · Score: 1

      There is no reverence of the Big Screen any more. I could go and watch a movie on the big screen, but I'll be robbed blind for food and drink, half to sit in a disgusting chewing gum encrusted chair after walking over a sticky, repulsively stained tired grey carpet in the dark to get to it, spend half an hour watching spastic trailers that give away every surprise to every upcoming new film and have to put up with obnoxious little shitbag teenagers who are convinced the entire cinema audience want to hear their running commentary all the way through the film when it finally starts.

      Why in fucks name does anyone still do this?

  6. Movies used to be about the art, the story. by bagboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These days there is so little to a story and much more to the effects. There will be good blockbusters sure, but the better ones are about the story (ie, Lord of the Rings/Hobbit/etc).

    1. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even the Hobbit was a bit disappointing. My review of it was "Overall quite good, but could have used a lot less Temple of Doom".

    2. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by bmo · · Score: 3, Funny

      >but the better ones are about the story (ie, Lord of the Rings/Hobbit/etc).

      You mean a sleep-inducing walk, talk, walk some more, talk, walk some more, talk, walk even more, talk more movie?

      >much more to the effects

      There was supposed to be a Star Trek reboot movie, but it really should have been called Lens Flare.

      Actual good movies out of Hollywood are few and far between. Sturgeon's Law applies. Sometimes the reviews are much more entertaining than the movies themselves.

      Like the reviews of the "new" Star Wars movies.

      http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/

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    3. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Tough+Love · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even the Hobbit was a bit disappointing.

      What do you mean, "a bit"? Bunny sled... birds crapping in the hair of 99% invented character... chased by tens of thousands of orcs, no problem... axe embedded permanently in skull of living dwarf... more Hollywood screen writing than actual Tolkein content... just for starters...

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    4. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by TopSpin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I came up with the exact same summation; too much Indiana Jones. Some parts were great. Bilbo and Gollum under the mountain were truly excellent; it really did the book justice. The trolls weren't bad. The dwarf backstory was ok, going far beyond the book and doing it well.

      But damn... Radagast the rabbit sledding superhero? The interminable goblin chase sequence....? wow. The whole mountain giant sequence was an exercise in excessive CGI combined with some unexplainable contempt for continuity. At some point during production someone had to think "wtf is this?"

      There are two more. It is conceivable they didn't promulgate these mistakes to the remainder, but given that they've undertaken to stretch this relatively simple story over, what, 7.5 to 8 hours of movie... we could be in for a lot more fail.

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    5. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by melikamp · · Score: 1

      I liked the Radagast sequence. Tolkien never gave us enough Wizard lore, so this was a welcome addition, especially since it told a tale of Necromancer. I agree about the action scenes though: way overdone. There is but one battle in the whole book that should have been made cinematic: the battle of 5 armies. Everything else should have been much more low key. Leave the special effects, but geez, use them with finesse.

    6. Re: Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What disappointed me most about the hobbit was that it was if anything even more gruesome than LotR. Granted, Tolkien wrote violence into the story but the whole feel of that book - the whole concept of it, really, was a kids' book. The movie added extra gruesomeness that just didn't need to be shown to get the story across. I've read the book to my 4 and 6 year olds and they loved it; I will show them the film, but it's going to take me a while to rip the DVD and re-edit it to what it should have been. (And remove some of the Indiana Jones crap at the same time.)

    7. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Spy+Handler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But damn... Radagast the rabbit sledding superhero? ... At some point during production someone had to think "wtf is this?"

      That right there is the problem. Peter Jackson has become too powerful and there isn't anyone around him who can say, "No Peter, that's shit! Drop that scene."

      George Lucas is the epitome of this malady.

    8. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by pla · · Score: 1

      You mean a sleep-inducing walk, talk, walk some more, talk, walk some more, talk, walk even more, talk more movie?

      Simple fact - Good books (novels in particular) do not necessarily make good movies. Most of the best "based on a story by..." movies came from short stories of 15-20 pages.

    9. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it was a children's book, and seems to be more a children's movie.

    10. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by mill3d · · Score: 1

      There was supposed to be a Star Trek reboot movie, but it really should have been called Lens Flare.

      The french animation industry actually parodied that in Dragon Hunters (good CG animation feature, btw), check it out and enjoy:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaVbLzjqP_Q

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    11. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      There was supposed to be a Star Trek reboot movie, but it really should have been called Lens Flare.

      An in case you missed it, "Lens Flare II: The Wrath of Lens Flare" came out this year. Wow! It was fantastic! I watched a lady become decapitated for a good 10 to 15 seconds from a lens flare -- in 3D no less! If you like the lens flare genre, it was pure awesome!

    12. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Temple of Doom was fucking rad! :)

    13. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

      It seemed too intent on spreading out the story (i.e., spreading out the money), rather than doing the book -> film transition right.

      Lord of the Rings, in my opinion, did it right. It wasn't a carbon-copy of the books (which is, again in my opinion, the right way to go with a film), but it took the story and really did create a magnificent trilogy of films out of it. But they were working with some 1500 pages of source material, and turning it into about 12 hours of film. The Hobbit is taking a mere 300 pages and trying to turn it into ~9 hours of film, partly by sourcing material from elsewhere, and partly by just making it up.

      Which, really, is rather unfortunate. I think they could have turned out an utterly stunning three-hour film adaptation of The Hobbit, if they'd, well, stuck to just one film -- something at least as good as Lord of the Rings, if not even better in some respects. Making a trilogy of long films from a trilogy of long books worked rather well, but making a trilogy of films from a single moderate-length book seems like just a bad idea.

    14. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      No, 95+% of movies have, and will always be, shit. If you think there is any era that's different, just name it and I'll name at least 10 shitty, forgotten, by-the-numbers crapfests for every 1 great movie. People remember Casablanca, but they forget the 100 b-rated Roy Rogers-type westerns that came out that same year.

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    15. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just think how much better it would have been with original Tolkien content. Just think of all those poems and songs that Tolkien had, that would have worked so well.

    16. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was supposed to be a Star Trek reboot movie, but it really should have been called Lens Flare.

      Sounds about as plausible as a TimeCop reboot called Source Code.

    17. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Have to agree on the stretching bit. If you want to treat the fans to extra detail maybe stretch it out to two movies, but three is really pushing it.

      In order to have three movies you need three sets of introductions, developments, climaxes, resolutions, etc. The original story just wasn't designed that way, so lots of stuff has to be wedged in.

    18. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Svartormr · · Score: 1

      The whole mountain giant sequence was an exercise in excessive CGI combined with some unexplainable contempt for continuity. At some point during production someone had to think "wtf is this?"

      That scene is from the book, but like a lot was exaggerated in the film. I think it would have been better following the book more closely by making the rain more opaque and the giants' battle more noise and uncertain glimpses in the lightning flashes rather than the right-on-top of them death-defying action. And the undermountain battle was a bit too much going through a Rube Goldberg machine.

      I did like how the film has the dwarves more true to their heroic nature rather than just the bumbling fools they mostly are in the book prior to Erebor, as well as Bilbo finding his inner resolve sooner as well. But I agree Peter Jackson is starting to verge into George Lucas territory. I really hope he has people around him who will honestly criticise his work.

    19. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you accurately nailed exactly the parts that I liked and disliked about the Hobbit. :-)

      Add to that the whole Morgul knife/necromancer plot that really feels more like filler even if Tolkien readers know what is going on. I wanted maybe a smaller more cohesive story. All of this other stuff.. while in the continuity of the universe it really did happen (the Quest of Erebor was concurrent to the White Council driving the Necromancer from Mirkwood -- they felt Smaug and the Necromancer might aid each other if one was attacked alone), but it really feels like it breaks the pacing the flow of the story. This was not a problem Jackson had with LotR, but it's a really big problem with the Hobbit so far.

      Good acting and characterization for the most part with the dwarves. You have 13 of them, it'd be really hard to keep track of them and have people be able to tell the difference between Balin and Dwalin. Special props go to the characterization of Thorin (made a more complex and interesting character than you had in the books) and Fili and Kili (actually giving you a taste of what "young, impulsive" dwarves would be like). The Bilbo/Gollum scene was perfect. Well done, as was Bilbo's speech at the end where he comes into his own and earns the respect of the dwarves. Azog the Goblin was pretty cool; he works as a semi-new character providing a real antagonist the way Lurtz did in Fellowship. I could have used less of (or none of) Radagast, maybe even less of the White Council. Even an action-oriented journey through the Misty Mountains might have been fine, the LotR films had a perfectly-done Moria trip.

      Overall, the Hobbit (the book) was a much lighter story than the Lord of the Rings and it was written in a lighter, less realistic manner, and the Hobbit movie feels like it inherited that -- the action features dire circumstances (omg, kidnapped by goblins) but it's treated as being not very serious either (fall 300 feet on a plank of wood, no one even has a broken bone!). So it was hard for me to reconcile the mood whiplash that generated.

    20. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to make sure everyone knows I'm BMO I want to reiterate that my name is BMO. Unlike normal people who don't put sigs in post bodies, I feel I need to remind everyone that I am BMO, even though we can all plainly read BMO in the username field of my BMO post.

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    21. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Dullard. The one song in that hollywoodized movie came off well and was arguably the high point of the movie.

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    22. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Yea, then it would have been as boring as the book... and that was BBOOORRINNG (in a homer voice).

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    23. Re:Movies used to be about the art, the story. by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Great movie. But to defend star trek. The original was a special effects show/movie too. Its hard not to be when your genre is sci fi.

      And i think the reboots are good. In fact i would go as far to say that the current "hate the new ST films" is the " its a new one so i already know its crap and i will hate it/not as good as the orginal". Why then do these people go to these movies? I think its a age effect. We believe things that are often not all that good are amazing when we are younger. Hard to have that effect on you when older.

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  7. Predictable Storylines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I avoid summer blockbusters because the plot tends to be very thin and highly predictable.

  8. Yeah right by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    The problem with these movies is that they have overblown action sequences which are boring and add nothing to the plot. It's no surprise nobody wants to go see them. They might as well be trying to charge admission to go to the DMV.

    1. Re:Yeah right by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Just like for the last 20 years. What changed?

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    2. Re:Yeah right by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Coming in June 2014, John Q Public TWO, RETURN to the DMV!

      Our hero, John Q Public, learns that the last 12 hours he spent waiting in the infernal slow line at the DMV was all for nothing, due to a typo on his newly mailed ID card!

      Prepare yourself for, RETURN to the DMV!

      Its a story of pain:

      [Cutscene]
      John Q. Public:
      "What do you mean you can's spell "Maple Street" !? What, did you fail highschool or something!?"

      Agness T Clerk:
      (Sobbing)
      "Taking care of my little brother while mom was out fucking johns like you was really hard! I had to quit school after the 4th grade!"
      [/cutscene]

      It's a story of Love:
      [Cutscene]

      John Q Public and Jane Anybody kissing passionately in the DMV parking lot as the building behind them burns.

      [/cutscene]

      And non-stop, fast paced action* await you in:

      *[voiced over short clip of asian teenager hitting every last cone in the vehicular obstacle course, before hitting a parking lot light post, and the vehicle catching fire]

      John Q Public 2! Return to the DMV!

    3. Re:Yeah right by JanneM · · Score: 1

      "Just like for the last 20 years. What changed?"

      The internet. Other people are fundamentally more interesting to us than flat characters, and the net gives us lots of human conflict on a daily basis to follow. My guess is the Reality TV boom is caused by the same thing; a way for television to compete with the constant online drama.

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    4. Re:Yeah right by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      I'll admit they've had over the top action sequences for a while, but not all of them were so boring. Take the end of the Avengers, it drags on a bit, but there were still things happening with the plot. Then you look at the fight scene at the end to the new Superman, nothing is happening, you're literally just waiting for it to end.

    5. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The special effects got so good that they became invisible.

    6. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather go see My dinner with Andre 2.

    7. Re:Yeah right by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      The internet. Other people are fundamentally more interesting to us than flat characters

      There are other people on the Internet? I thought y'all were just a bunch of computer generated imitations (and none too good ones at that).

      My guess is the Reality TV boom is caused by the same thing; a way for television to compete with the constant online drama.

      The only thing reality TV competes with is suicide, and I'm not sure which I'd prefer.

    8. Re:Yeah right by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Dinner with Andre? That's a total chick flick!

      You should totally go see Pixelar's new kids movie "A squiggle's life" instead! Its fun for everyone!

    9. Re:Yeah right by tsotha · · Score: 1

      What's changed is the studios have reduced the plot to a three act formula. If you think all the movies you've been to in awhile are the same underneath the details, well, you're right:

      [O]nce you know the formula, the seams begin to show. Movies all start to seem the same, and many scenes start to feel forced and arbitrary, like screenplay Mad Libs. Why does Kirk get dressed down for irresponsibility by Admiral Pike early in Star Trek Into Darkness? Because someone had to deliver the theme to the main character. Why does Gina Carano's sidekick character defect to the villain's team for no reason whatsoever almost exactly three-quarters of the way through Fast & Furious 6? Because it's the all-is-lost moment, so everything needs to be in shambles for the heroes. Why does Gerard Butler's character in Olympus Has Fallen suddenly call his wife after a climactic failed White House assault three-quarters of the way through? Because the second act always ends with a quiet moment of reflection--the dark night of the soul.

      The studios have decided they have a winning formula and they're going to stick with it. It would probably be okay if only one or two movies a year were made this way, but when they're all made this way it's going to be a commercial loser at some point.

    10. Re:Yeah right by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I'm in the UK, haven't had a TV for about ten years* but am highly into HBO TV shows. There's far more opportunity to developer characters and plot arcs over twenty hours per season than a two-hour CGI-fest. Perhaps all the decent writers are now writing for TV?

      (*) Not that this has stopped the TV licensing agency from hounding me for those ten years, trying to fear-monger me into paying for a license I don't need by threatening inspection-visits that never materialize

    11. Re:Yeah right by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I'm in the UK, haven't had a TV for about ten years*

      I bet you're the coolest guy in your wine tasting club.

      Thank you for sharing your life with us.

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    12. Re:Yeah right by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Take the end of the Avengers, it drags on a bit

      True, all that writing scrolling down the screen before they got to the Shawarma.

    13. Re:Yeah right by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Reality TV happened because add revenue flattened. The only way to increase profits is to decrease costs. Actors cost, reality stars don't. Now we get John Carter making $300,000,000 and still operating at a significant loss. It was a western, not unlike cowboys and aliens, which also was expensive enough to earn more than it cost and still lose money. But Cowboys and Aliens cost less, so it lost less.

  9. Art, not science by mars-nl · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Movies used to be a form of art, not a form of science. And the science is not there to make a good movie, but how to extract as much money as possible.

    1. Re:Art, not science by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      If the science is to extract as much money as possible, then there must be a flaw in that science, or else how could those movies be flops?

      Well, unless they somehow profit from those flops, of course.

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    2. Re:Art, not science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just bought me some popcorn, as I am about to watch Blondie, Tuco and Angel Eyes.

    3. Re:Art, not science by viperidaenz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A lot of people/companies profit from these flops, make no mistake about that.

    4. Re:Art, not science by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Movies used to be a form of art, not a form of science. And the science is not there to make a good movie, but how to extract as much money as possible.

      Seriously, am I the only Slashdot reader to not have been raised in a cave or otherwise completely disconnected from reality? Except for a brief period right at the dawn of movies, and indies and fringies since then - movies have always been about making as much money as possible. Sure, sure, the actors, producers, and directors yak away about art - but they're not the guys paying the bills.

    5. Re:Art, not science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movies used to be a form of art, not a form of science.

      They still are. Art, that is. If they were really a science, they wouldn't be having these flops, would they?

    6. Re:Art, not science by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Movies used to be a form of art, not a form of science. And the science is not there to make a good movie, but how to extract as much money as possible.

      You've got to be shitting me. Since when? Shakespeare knew his crap was formulaic fodder to fill the cheap seats. Dickens got paid by the word, and it shows when served compiled into one tome instead of delivered serially. Where is this mystical, altruistic past where 'we did it for the art, man!'?

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    7. Re:Art, not science by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Not just movies, but plays and books as well. This article, the summary, and 90% of the commentary show how poorly read and informed 'geeks' are, and that more mandatory humanities courses should be required.

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    8. Re:Art, not science by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      Movies have always been about making money. You people are a bunch of romantics. Every now and then a great movie gets made IN SPITE OF THIS, but the major Hollywood studios have always been about making money first and foremost. Any artistic accomplishment has just been regarded as either a side benefit or a means to garner a smidgen of studio prestige. If you're remembering any era as different than that, you're remembering it wrong.

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  10. pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by buddyglass · · Score: 1

    See subject.

    1. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by edawstwin · · Score: 0

      Stars don't have very much to do with how a movie does any longer. Look at After Earth, The Lone Ranger, or any of the last three Tom Hanks movies (total gross of all three $100M). Tom Cruise hasn't had a $100M movie that wasn't a Mission: Impossible sequel in eight years (maybe that's making your argument - is he really a star anymore?)

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    2. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying Stars = Success. I was just pointing out that, contrary to the summary's claims, not all of those six big-budget flops featured big-name stars. Pacific Rim didn't.

    3. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      Also, if you account for *international* revenue, After Earth has comfortably made back its budget, and Pacific Rim is close. The article seems to place rather too much emphasis on North American box office. (I mean, c'mon, Pacific Rim is screamingly obviously built for international consumption: having a large chunk of the movie shot in Hong Kong? Prominently featuring Russian, Australian and most obviously Chinese giant-robots, with lots of heroic moments for each? Hard to find a more textbook example of the Hollywood strategy of the last decade, make damn sure you can sell your movie everywhere, _especially_ China).

    4. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is easily explained: Tom Cruise is a fucking basket case. He's also a very unlikeable person and prominent figure in a deranged, dangerous money scam thinly disguised as a cult.

      That, in a nutshell, is why people don't bother with his movies anymore. The days of Maverick, the handsome, wholesome all american hunk are long gone. Top Gun will be 30 soon.

    5. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by bmk67 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tom Cruise hasn't had a $100M movie that wasn't a Mission: Impossible sequel in eight years

      Tom's last three films:

      Rock of Ages grossed only $59M
      Jack Reacher grossed $216M
      Oblivion has grossed $285M

      Other notiables - War of the Worlds grossed over $700M, Valkyrie grossed over $200M, Knight and Day $261M.

      That's most of his non-MI sequel films over the last 8 years.

      You were saying?

    6. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by ebno-10db · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tom Cruise ... very unlikeable person and prominent figure in a deranged, dangerous money scam thinly disguised as a cult.

      Yes, we're all aware he's an actor.

    7. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      I liked Pacific Rim. The explosions started right away and it took 20 minutes to introduce the female love interest.

    8. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite precisely. One should also take into consideration that the movie has not yet been released in China (July 31st) nor Japan (August 9th). Pretty sure that there will be HUGE money made in Japan at the very least, since they even have some of the national 'giant monster movie' legends and videogame design bigshots sharing how much they love the movie.

      https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/4cd6174e100264e22015fd9ac9609528/tumblr_mpgk1oVVJm1s2rwfso1_1280.png

    9. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by xevioso · · Score: 0

      Right...now, we don't know what the marketing budget for PR is...but there's a good chance it will make back it's production + marketing budget for a tidy profit. We don't know yet...the next two weeks will be telling. I'm rooting for it.

    10. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Since France planned to veto the invasion of Iraq, the the hollywood machine has introduced characters in each film to berate the French. It seems as though hollywood has outsourced its script-writing to the state department - could this be the problem?

    11. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jack Reacher wasn't a terrible movie. The plot stretched pretty thin, but I found it reasonably entertaining.

      Having said that, I think I'd like to read the books. My parents have suggested that they are more entertaining than the movie. (No surprise there.)

    12. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Tom Cruise and Will Smith both get some IRL downmods due to attempts to inject their religion into their movies. I think Cruise is mostly past that, but After Earth has some $cientology stink on it.

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    13. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      +Infinity Funny points to you, sir!

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    14. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      He's talking about domestic grosses, the usual figure used for film box office success. If you want to get into worldwide grosses, your "is this successful" number needs to go way up. I loved Oblivion (and Cruise really makes the movie as well), but $285 global is not a high number anymore for a movie with that budget.

    15. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. Even high grossing world wide, half is still typically from USA. For some reason you guys love your movies.

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    16. Re:pacific rim didn't have lots of big name stars. by delt0r · · Score: 1

      After earth had two big problems with it. The premises of bio engineered animal weapons that are blind. And that it was boring.

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  11. lower the ticket price by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the price of the movies as gone up way to much it's at the point where it's much better to ppv at home.

    1. Re:lower the ticket price by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 2

      This argument is getting tiring. I'm not sure what prices are in your neck of the woods, but according to the Toledo Blade on 7/22/1983 (http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=8_tS2Vw13FcC&dat=19800722&printsec=frontpage&hl=en) it showed tickets as going $2.75-$3.50, non-matinee pricing. In 2013 dollars, that's right around $7.50 - exactly where a ticket for a non-matinee show is in this area. Sure, in a bigger city, it might be $9 or so; I'm not going to check it for you what the price was is 1983. It's reasonably tied to inflation. It has not spiked above the rate of inflation. Sorry.

      Oh, you want to see 3-D? That'll be extra.

      Oh, you want to see XD, and sit on the leather chairs with cupholders?

      Those tickets are well above $7.50. But you can't complain about seeing a $14 movie in 3-D when there is no historical comparison to what it should cost.

      If you're satisfied seeing a movie in the same "environment" as you could have done in 1983, for the same price, guess what: IT CAN BE DONE.

    2. Re:lower the ticket price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This argument is getting tiring.

      If you're satisfied seeing a movie in the same "environment" as you could have done in 1983, for the same price, guess what: IT CAN BE DONE.

      State-of-the-art for 1983 vs state-of-the-art for 2013. Seems reasonable to compare a Dolby Stereo theater from 1983 to a DTS-equipped IMAX theater today. Or do you figure that technology falls in price for everything *except* movie theater equipment? (And that's not even to mention that it's a fixed cost which should have very little to do with the price of a theater ticket.)

      One thing you also left out of your equation: cost of concessions.

    3. Re:lower the ticket price by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This argument is getting tiring. I'm not sure what prices are in your neck of the woods, but according to the Toledo Blade on 7/22/1983 (http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=8_tS2Vw13FcC&dat=19800722&printsec=frontpage&hl=en) it showed tickets as going $2.75-$3.50, non-matinee pricing. In 2013 dollars, that's right around $7.50 - exactly where a ticket for a non-matinee show is in this area.

      This argument is getting tiring. The minimum wage hasn't kept up with inflation in approximately forever, and neither has the average wage. Unemployment is at levels not seen since the great depression. So the price might be the same, but it's a larger percentage of the average disposable income.

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    4. Re:lower the ticket price by jbolden · · Score: 1

      If you're satisfied seeing a movie in the same "environment" as you could have done in 1983, for the same price, guess what: IT CAN BE DONE.

      No it can't. You can't have a town movie theater around various restaurants where the teens hang out feeding the nighttime sidewalk culture. Large screens and a monolithic entertainment world where what you see in the movies people will want to talk about. No it can't be done. For better or worse you can't get the 1983 movie experience because we are a different country.

    5. Re:lower the ticket price by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They had 70mm prints and 3D in 1983. If anything the average theater speaker system was better back then just because the average theater was bigger.

      3D sucked in that incarnation too. IIRC it as the second polarized 3D wave. e.g. the first Piranha 3D.

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    6. Re:lower the ticket price by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 1

      http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/cola/AWI.html

      Average wage certainly has gone up.

    7. Re:lower the ticket price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish there was a nearby theater that wasn't a run-down roach trap that I could see a non-matinee movie at for $7.50.

    8. Re:lower the ticket price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah dipshit, I pay 12 bucks per ticket where I am. So fuck your 7.50. Your anecdote is no better than mine.

    9. Re:lower the ticket price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Melbourne, AU, going to see a regular non 3d movie is minimum AU$18 (US$16.50). If you want 3d it can go as high as AU$21 (US$19)

      Unless you go on a Tuesday when it is AU$14.

      Is there any wonder Australia almost always tops piracy levels with these prices?

    10. Re:lower the ticket price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This argument is getting tiring. I'm not sure what prices are in your neck of the woods, but according to the Toledo Blade on 7/22/1983 it showed tickets as going $2.75-$3.50, non-matinee pricing. In 2013 dollars, that's right around $7.50 - exactly where a ticket for a non-matinee show is in this area. Sure, in a bigger city, it might be $9 or so;

      Sorry in my city (which is 50 miles from the real city) tickets are $12 for basic showing.

    11. Re:lower the ticket price by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      This argument is getting tiring. I'm not sure what prices are in your neck of the woods, but according to the Toledo Blade on 7/22/1983 (http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=8_tS2Vw13FcC&dat=19800722&printsec=frontpage&hl=en) it showed tickets as going $2.75-$3.50, non-matinee pricing. In 2013 dollars, that's right around $7.50 - exactly where a ticket for a non-matinee show is in this area. Sure, in a bigger city, it might be $9 or so; I'm not going to check it for you what the price was is 1983. It's reasonably tied to inflation.

      The difference is that in 1983, I couldn't wait two months and watch it in my home with better sound and picture as good (albeit smaller) for around, all for about the price of two movie tickets. And, for that price I would own the movie, and could watch it as many times as I want.

      That makes the current prices a lot higher psychologically, as you are basically only paying for the ability to see the movie sooner, and it might just be an inferior movie compared to the home video version. For example, the director's cut of Cowboy's & Aliens was far superior to the theatrical release, with much more backstory and exposition. Other movies might not differ as much, but you still likely get more for your money for the home video version, including commentary, making-of, etc.

    12. Re:lower the ticket price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WhenI went to the Americana Theater in Southfield MI in 1983, the screen was frikkin' HUGE.

    13. Re:lower the ticket price by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I would like to see some comparisons of average screen size then to IMAX today. Maybe it's the kid vs. adult perspective, but modern IMAX doesn't impress me as much as "To Fly!"

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    14. Re:lower the ticket price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. In 1983, minimum wage was $3.35, so a $2.75-3.50 was only worth one hour of labor. The tickets are priced the same now, so one hour of labor = two hours of entertainment.

    15. Re:lower the ticket price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not tiring, its very valid. Try taking your family (I know what site this is and most don't have kids) to a movie. Me and my two boys for one F-ing movie is 50 or more. I'm not going to many movies at that price and if I do they better be worth it. In fact it would be cheaper to wait for the movie to flop and go to see it at the discount movie place or just buy it.

      Plus how many Disney movies can you go see that have the exact same plot as the previous one? Even little kids start to notice. Most movies suck and are way over priced. I for one have a brain in my head and am sick of the stupid super hero movies and the many many re-boots.

    16. Re:lower the ticket price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, not sure where you're living, but a standard ticket in Central Connecticut is $13. More for 3D, more for IMAX. Matinee is $7.

    17. Re:lower the ticket price by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I meant median. I make that error a lot.

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    18. Re:lower the ticket price by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 1

      http://www.davemanuel.com/median-household-income.php

      Based on the levels shown on that, sourced from the US Census Bureau, the average median income would be adjusted for inflation $44,823 in 2011 dollars back in 1983. Incidentally, the actual median income in 2011 was actually $4,000 higher than this. Income has outstripped inflation, whether median, mead, mode, sum of least squares, however you want to calculate it; growth at the top of the food chain has far outstripped the rest of the four quintiles, but the old addage is true: a rising tide raises all ships.

    19. Re:lower the ticket price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unemployment is nowhere near what it was during the depression, you ideological fuck.

    20. Re:lower the ticket price by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      It may not be Great Depression numbers yet, but the participation rate hasn't been this low since 1978, and it's been in one helluva steep decline these past few years. And the current numbers are inflated by Walmart jobs that don't actually pay a living wage (as witnessed by the appalling number of Walmart employees who receive food stamps). Great Depression? Not yet. Great Recession? Definitely.

  12. Where analytics fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Analytics cannot predict whether creative output targeted for mass popular consumption will achieve its sales goals, except in trivial cases where the momentum of past successes pretty much guarantees a huge opening week turnout (e.g. Star Wars sequels).

    Analytics *can* be used by a recommendation engine to hook up customers to other titles enjoyed by those with similar tastes.

    1. Re:Where analytics fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sports (baseball, football, hockey, soccer) says you're wrong.

  13. Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The same thing that is killing USA's Auto companies (save tesla), Boeing, and hollywood, is that MBA's now run things.
    Hollywood USED to be about making the best ART. Now, with the MBA's, it is about making short-term profit.
    Likewise, Boeing used to make the best aircrafts (in both military AND commercial). The 787 is all about making short-term profit (in the same way that GE does).
    Then US car companies, GM and Ford, used to be about making the best car possible. Now, it is about making short-term profits.

    If we really want to restore America, we need to roll back the changes that reagan did. In particular, we need to require that executives NOT own any of the publicly-traded stock in that industry.

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    1. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe there should be a law against MBAs taking leading positions (unless they additionally have a relevant degree for the respective field).

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    2. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by the+phantom · · Score: 2

      Um... when was Hollywood about "making the best ART"? It seems to me that almost the entire history of Hollywood is about making money. The studio system, which thrived from the 1920s-40s was designed to make profits, not art. Are we talking about some period before the big studios came into existence? Like, the silent film era? Or is there some period of history that I don't know about during which profits were eschewed in the name of art?

    3. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Then US car companies, GM and Ford, used to be about making the best car possible.

      Since when? GM & Ford where always shit cars. Lousy production standards, low-end tech, bad steering, sky high fuel consumption, mostly ugly design (with a few notable exeptions like the Mustang).

      > In particular, we need to require that executives NOT own any of the publicly-traded stock in that industry.

      That's not the real problem. The real problem is the fixation on quarter year numbers, shareholder value and rating agencies. And the religiously devotion to analysts and their "expectations" resulting in the legal casino called Wall Street, including rigging and manipulation. But that's not a particular problem of the USA, but the entire western world. Get rid of Wall Street, get rid of ANALysts, get rid of the quarterly numbers and the industry would be much healthier.

    4. Re: Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by alen · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The us auto industry was never about making the best car
      It was a union jobs program and pension plan that just happened to make cars people outside the cities and away from universities were dumb enough to buy

    5. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Krishnoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The same thing that is killing USA's Auto companies (save tesla), Boeing, and hollywood, is that MBA's now run things.

      Don't forget Las Vegas.

    6. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I hate MBAs more then most, I've cleaned up more MBA messes then most.

      But a law? Really? There isn't another mechanism? hint: You could short a basket of stocks run by MBAs. You could even go into a business because the competition are clueless MBAs and drunk monkeys could wipe them up in the market.

      I expect MBA will be a resume stain almost everywhere soon. It already is many places.

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    7. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by ebno-10db · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The same thing that is killing USA's Auto companies (save tesla), Boeing, and hollywood, is that MBA's now run things.

      Agreed.

      Hollywood USED to be about making the best ART.

      Now you're pushing it. Hollywood was always unabashedly commercial - they wanted money, and lots of it. But the people running things understood that judgment and even (*gasp*) a certain amount of risk taking were necessary. The MBA mentality is to boil everything down to simple minded formulas.

      Now, with the MBA's, it is about making short-term profit.

      They're not even doing that though. The chickens are coming home to roost, and I'm glad.

      Likewise, Boeing used to make the best aircrafts (in both military AND commercial). The 787 is all about making short-term profit (in the same way that GE does).

      But the 787 isn't making any short term profit either. Bad enough when they're only focused on short term profit, but even worse when they can't even do that. The difference between then and now is that Boeing management used to understand that the way to make lots of money is to make good planes, and that designing them is not cheap. If you want low NRE stay the hell out of the airplane biz.

    8. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      unless they additionally have a relevant degree for the respective field

      Degrees don't necessarily mean much. Having an engineering degree, for example, does not make someone an engineer.

    9. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Welcome to our planet, yours sounds wonderful but it bears no relation to ours.

    10. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto. With a few notable exceptions like the Mustang or the Corvette, american cars have always been big fucking tubs of lard, ugly and technologically backwards. Although, strangely enough, that seems to work wonders for Hardley Ableson.

      "Harley Davidson, the best way to convert gasoline to (obnoxious) noise without the undesirable side effect of horsepower, on 1930's tech."

    11. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood USED to be about making the best ART. Now, with the MBA's, it is about making short-term profit.

      Yeah, naw, Hollywood was never about making art, much less anyone's concept of the "best ART".

      I think that Hollywood is still trying to do what Hollywood has always done -- churn out formulaic movies starring overhyped celebrities. I don't think this is a problem.

      The problem is that they are spending more and more money to produce a product that is not more and more valuable to customers.

    12. Re: Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laws are the only thing that would make a difference. No one can reasonably rely on the marketers to know what is good for the market.

    13. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 2

      " The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday.

      Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. "

      -Same "Ace" Rothstein in Casino

    14. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by xorbe · · Score: 1

      The 787 program started in 2003 ... hardly short term!

    15. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      Hollywood USED to be about making the best ART

      You must be thinking of Hollywood's imaginary version of itself. Let's take 1939, probably the most idolized movie year of all time ("Gone with the Wind", "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington", "The Wizard of Oz"). The other top-grossing movies that year were "Jesse James", a ludicrously unhistorical gunfight western, "Gunga Din", which was as derivative as it was racist, and "Babes in Arms", a Mickey Rooney vehicle -- Mickey Rooney being the Jim Carrey of his time. That plus a half-dozen stock westerns, the second sequel to "The Thin Man", and oh yes, another stupid Mickey Rooney film.

      Oh, and let's not forget that Gone With The Wind and Wizard of Oz were both just movie versions of famous novels.

    16. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      By modern aircraft standards it's pretty short. This isn't the 30's when you might put out three iterations of a design within a year.

    17. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was Hollywood about making the best art? Having grown up in the industry as a producers kid, not once did I ever hear anyone seriously discuss the movie being the best art except for a few boutique films written/directed by actors, that he produced which of you would have never seen.

      The time period you probably would refer as the best art was all about shot term profit, every film had to make it in the theater. They didn't have all the secondary markets like they do now to bump a films revenue in the long tern, like they do now. VHS, HBO/Showtime made huge profits for these corporation in the Eighties which is why all the independents were either bought out or died because of financing issues.

      It wasn't the MBA'S that did hollywood in. It was the corporate accounting departments, FedEX the fax machine, the computer, and the cell phone. Suddenly productions could be nickel and dimed, no matter where in the world you where shooting. No longer did producitons have the distance and time because Hollywood would chime in at all hours of the day. The studio would throw their overhead and management structure on top of the production, and then bean counters who had never been on the set could tell a production manager what to do remotely from Hollywood, while the suits told the director what he needs to do. Instead of taking time to produce a quality product the crew gets stuck making a timeline dictated by distribution.

    18. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, it does. By definition.

    19. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

      "Hollywood USED to be about making the best ART. Now, with the MBA's, it is about making short-term profit." I looked carefully to see whether you were being ironic... I don't know quite what to say! Despite "Ars Gratia Artis" on the ribbon around MGM's Leo, Hollywood has always been venal. Don't you know WHY the movie industry is centered in Hollywood?

      Originally it was in New Jersey, and the Westerns, popular even then, were filmed in the Palisades. The problem was, the patent on the "Latham loop," that little loop of film that acts as a buffer between the continuously-turning reels and the intermittent claw, and a number of related patents, had been bought up by a cartel that charged fabulous amounts for properly license motion picture cameras. Many movie producers who were using unlicensed cameras fled West to be out of reach of the patent cartel's lawyers and process servers. Nothing about art there--it was all technology, intellectual property, and slightly illegal business dealings.

      Then there were the years of the studio system and all sorts of complicated business linkages. The phrases "A picture and B picture" came from the studios' forcing theatres to buy pictures in bundles and pay for a lousy B picture in order to get the A pictures.

      Hollywood cranked out tons and tons and tons of the most terrible schlock. Movies like "Raiders of the Lost Ark" are hommages to the Hollywood serial, but in college as a lark they showed actual serial episodes along with the movie series and they were unimaginably bad. Vast quantities of screen time were used up with non-action action, like cars slowly driving up to houses and parking and opening the car doors and getting out and walking up the walk...

      Schlocky free TV killed off some of the market for schlocky movies. During the 1960s and 1970s there was a brief, slight elevation of the quality of movies with the breakup of the studio system and the rise of independent producers. But don't kid yourself. Rock Hudson trying to seduce Doris Day was not Great Art.

    20. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the auto companies seem to have killed off their mbas after the recession. I think they moved to Germany, watch their auto industry fail it up in the next 10-20. And you don't know what you speak of re Boeing.

    21. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woa, american car companies making the best car possible? WTF.
      It's been always been make the cheapest car possible somebody will buy while screwing your workers. See history if Ford.

    22. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Roll back the law that reagan rescinded.
      Require that executives not be allowed to have any publicly traded stock in the industry, esp. in that company.
      Likewise, they are not allowed to have stock in competitors.

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    23. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      ...pay for a lousy B picture in order to get the A pictures.

      Clearly, you have no idea what a B picture was, and what it was intended for. B movies were simply low-budget films designed to be the second half of a double-feature. And, just because they were low budget, doesn't mean they were bad. All of the Basil Rathbone/Nigel Bruce Sherlock Holmes movies were B, as were the Charlie Chan, Mr. Moto, Nancy Drew movies, among many others. In fact, most of the SF movies from the fifties, including the various ones with giant insects, were B movies. Yes, there were some lousy B movies, but studios that pushed them out usually didn't have much in the way of A movies to go along with them.

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    24. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and you must have never owned an american car in the 70's or 80's. Modern American cars are every bit as good as the imports. My last Ford truck had 300,000 miles on it and the only thing I did was replace a water pump and get the timing belt changed out once, along with regular maintenance. Same with my wife's Mustang, she's at the 250k mark, and doesn't want a new car.

    25. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Hollywood USED to be about making the best ART.

      Hollywood was never about making the best art. It's always been a business, at least since the 20s. That's why they called it 'The Industry,' even decades ago.

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    26. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      The 787 program started in 2003 ... hardly short term!

      Well, when you consider the plan was to start delivering planes to customers in 2007...

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    27. Re: Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by dywolf · · Score: 1

      That's just plain ignorant and stupid, a shade racist, and more than a little insulting to anyone not city oriented. and there are a lot of high quality vehicles in american motor history.

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    28. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Thou shalt not speak ill of Gunga Din, nor the Thin Man. Gunga Din is a classic tale, and a great movie. You've got Cary Grant, Victor McClaughlin, and Doug Fairbanks Jr. And William Powell's Thin Man was always entertaining.

      Also: are you claiming that the classic epic Gone With The Wind, or the ever popular and often imitated Wizard of Oz are not art? Surely you jest.

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    29. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      Someone who has an engineering degree but gets a job on a fishing boat is not an engineer. They are a fisherman.
      Someone who has an English degree but gets a job as an engineer...is an engineer.

      See how that works?

    30. Re:Problem is, that hollywood is ran by MBAs by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      The Thin Man was great, but 1939's hit was The Thin Man III. And as great as they were, Gone With the Wind and Wizard of Oz were "mere" adaptations of famous books. The complaint is that 90% of modern blockbusters are either ludicrous action trash, vehicles for inane comedy stars, tired sequels to last year's blockbusters, or adaptations. My point is that it was the same in the old days.

  14. JUST LIKE BOGIE AND BACALL !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But not worth paying to sit in a seat 100s have farted in BEFORE you !!

  15. Use the series guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get the scriptwriters of good series (Breaking Bad, Chuck :-) ...) and use them to make movies.

    The last interesting and somewhat original stories I saw in movies were from french movies (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1675434/?ref_=sr_1, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1964624/). Hollywood stays around pyrotechnics and corny romantic comedies...

    Meanwhile, I'm waiting for Batman 999 and Iron Men 444 in order to get awsome movies with fantastic scripts...

  16. Was there another movie? by AdamHaun · · Score: 4, Informative

    And sooner than he may have thought, the implosion has arrived: in the past couple weeks, six wannabe blockbusters have cratered at the North American box office: 'R.I.P.D.,' 'After Earth,' 'White House Down,' 'Pacific Rim,' and 'The Lone Ranger.'

    That's only five movies, not six. Was that number a typo, or did you leave a movie out?

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    1. Re:Was there another movie? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      That line apparently leaves out the movie "Turbo", which is an animated movie about a racing snail that I haven't heard of before this. I'm not sure that one counts as a "summer blockbuster".

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    2. Re:Was there another movie? by Foochee · · Score: 1

      And one of the 'six' movies, is in its 2nd week since its release date. It has made a box office of $180 mil of a $190 mil budget. It still hasn't not released in Japan or China. Let's not for get the DVD sales and merchandising. Hardly a flop.

    3. Re:Was there another movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh believe me, they marketed the hell out of it. They just target the marketing to the group of people are supposed to be most interested in seeing it (IE kids and their parents, which I'm going to assume you are not parts of).

    4. Re:Was there another movie? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Get the scriptwriters of good series (Breaking Bad, Chuck :-) ...) and use them to make movies.

      Unless they happen to coincidentally be good movie scriptwriters, that's not a terribly great idea. Giving people 13-26 hours to tell a story allows them to really shine. Tell them they need to squeeze it into 110 minutes, give or take 20, and it's likely to start great, run over, and become incoherent once it's gone through the cutting room. A great novelist is not necessarily a great writer of short stories (which movies are).

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    5. Re:Was there another movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Turbo' was left out.

    6. Re:Was there another movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Submitter forgot the last wannabe blockbuster 'cos it was't memorable enough.

    7. Re:Was there another movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And sooner than he may have thought, the implosion has arrived: in the past couple weeks, six wannabe blockbusters have cratered at the North American box office: 'R.I.P.D.,' 'After Earth,' 'White House Down,' 'Pacific Rim,' and 'The Lone Ranger.'

      That's only five movies, not six. Was that number a typo, or did you leave a movie out?

      And while we are at it, is the colon after "arrived" even proper grammar? I'm not aware of it being correct to have 2 colons in the same sentence (not counting when the colon is used in times, titles, ratios, etc). It seems like the first one should have been a period instead.

    8. Re:Was there another movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, analytics is not very good at "counting".

  17. Supply/demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my family, the price of movie going has decreased demand for MEGA BLOCKBUSTER hits, and we are in a season where there happens to be an ample supply of them. Choose one movie, go see it, watch the rest on netflix/redbox/hulu, ect.

  18. Saw Pacific Rim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Great special effects. Story was not engaging. Didn't care about the characters. It's about the story. But with the way movies are funded I assume producers stick their $.02 in and then the studios stick their $.02 and by the time the director is done satisfying everyone the movie is as bland as can be. Spielberg is right but he is also part of the problem.

    1. Re:Saw Pacific Rim by thesameguy · · Score: 1

      Spielberg is just mad because nobody would give him money for the movie he wanted to make. Boohoo. Hey Spielberg, if you're so sure Hollywood is stupid and you've got the true formula for Hollywood success, how about you fund it with your billions instead of theirs?

    2. Re:Saw Pacific Rim by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Because then you make Cloud Atlas and lose big time.

  19. Summary, someone? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

    'R.I.P.D.,' 'After Earth,' 'White House Down,' 'Pacific Rim,' and 'The Lone Ranger.'

    Could someone briefly explain why *any* of those movies would be compelling, even if done well?

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    1. Re:Summary, someone? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the others, but I have to wonder exactly how one could screw up giant robots beating up giant monsters. I still plan on seeing "Pacific Rim" for that reason.

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    2. Re:Summary, someone? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Could someone briefly explain why *any* of those movies would be compelling, even if done well?

      Well, the Tea Party would love a certain remake of "Whitehouse Down".

    3. Re:Summary, someone? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Pacific Rim would be decent if it was set in the Battletech universe, employed people with experience at writing stories in that universe, and stayed true to the vehicles and politics. In other words, a completely different movie. A Battletech series would be fantastic if done correctly.

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    4. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pacific Rim is a homage to Godzilla flicks that does its job better than Cloverfield ever did.

    5. Re:Summary, someone? by ADRA · · Score: 2

      pfft, go Macross/Robotech or go home!

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    6. Re: Summary, someone? by Xeranar · · Score: 1

      I'll try to give justification for them...and where they went wrong.

      RIPD - Good concept, bad production made it seem like Dead people MIB. Role originally written for Zach Galifanakis went Jeff Bridges which is fine but shows how poorly this movie was written out.

      After Earth - Coming of age movie, sci-fi. Could have been a nice solid action movie but letting actors decide that their children should be stars as well is a recipe for disaster.

      White House Down - Popcorn movie. I really don't see anything wrong with it except for it being one of too many.

      Pacific Rim - Just stop making it dark and neon. It didn't need to look like a Daft Punk video and drop the two as one concept. It would have worked fine as a simple action movie but the mechanics were overly complicated.

      Lone Ranger - Don't hire Johnny Depp, don't make it a comedy, let the Lone Ranger be not only good but great at what he does. Good westerns are rare since Tombstone and Unforgiven but 3:10 to Yuma was alright. If anything the time is ripe for a few good westerns and maybe a trilogy of lone gunman-type movie franchise.

      Honestly the movies largely suffered from overcrowding and poor writing. The Harry Potter and Hunger Games series aren't stellar reads and in 20 years won't hold up against Hemingway or Tolkien but they have coherent plots and likable characters which goes farther than most. I really feel atleast RIPD and the lone ranger were salvagable at an IP level. The others probably should be let out to pastor.

    7. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pacific Rim doesn't really belong in this group, it will make $550-$600 million world-wide. It's just not a movie designed for a US audience, it will kill in Japan.

    8. Re:Summary, someone? by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      Well, the way to screw up giant robots beating up giant monsters is to not have enough robot-on-monster action, instead choosing to focus on tedious character development and Australians being macho at each other.

      There's still just about enough robot-on-monster action to make it worth ten bucks, but it's a close call...

    9. Re:Summary, someone? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      They didn't. It's a great movie. Go see it. I'm going to go see it again, but in IMAX this time.

    10. Re:Summary, someone? by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      "Pacific Rim" was absolutely terrible. I don't think there was a single second of on-screen time that wasn't 100% lifted whole cloth from any number of very tired cliches.

      But it was highly entertaining, in a way that none of Michael Bay's shit ever is. I'd watch it again when it's available on disc; if for nothing else than to play TV Tropes Bingo.

      Actually, that sounds kind of fun. If TV Tropes Bingo doesn't already exist, someone should put that together.

      --Jeremy

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    11. Re:Summary, someone? by Bieeanda · · Score: 1
      No. No, it wouldn't. Remember: you're trying to sell a movie to the general public. The general public has no need, nor desire to remember which of the Houses and Clans is which, how a PPC is different from an ER Large Laser, or any of the other bits of minutiate that fanboys baste themselves in. Miss a beat, or cut a corner, and those same fans will scream and throw poop like enraged monkeys.

      It's not like Lord of the Rings, or Game of Thrones, where virtually everyone in the western hemisphere has either read it, or knows someone who has. Geek properties like Battletech are a tiny niche, spread out over dozens of borderline pulp paperbacks and fluff from scads of rulebooks and boxes. They simply aren't worth the effort for J. Q. Public to immerse themselves in.

    12. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or have horrible dialogue and huge gaping plot holes.

      "Gipsy Danger is analog!"

      Captcha: hilarity

    13. Re:Summary, someone? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's a well-developed universe with something like consistency. That is terrible for hollywood. They'll want to pick out the prettiest 'mech designs, and then make them do whatever they wannt them to do.

      Battletech is fertile ground for Machinima. Go forth and create before something like this actually happens.

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    14. Re:Summary, someone? by Bieeanda · · Score: 1
      The Lone Ranger: Hollywood wants the western back. Badly. They were one of the big tickets for decades, and names like Eastwood and Wayne still linger in the cultural consciousness. They don't need fifty foot robots, or giant space cruisers, or enormous special effects budgets, but they're still full of good 'ol fashioned gunplay and man-on-man violence.

      A decently written and produced Lone Ranger could introduce a new generation to the character, in the same way that superhero movies wag the slowly collapsing comic book industry and (re)introduce people to characters like Superman, or Tony Stark.

    15. Re:Summary, someone? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      The general public has no need, nor desire to remember which of the Houses and Clans is which

      Yeah, I guess you're right. That would explain the complete failure of Game Of Thrones, for example. No one watches that.

      It's not like Lord of the Rings, or Game of Thrones, where virtually everyone in the western hemisphere has either read it, or knows someone who has.

      I would guess that more than half of the viewership of Game Of Thrones has not read the book series. I haven't read any of them, and the people who finally got me to watch it didn't even realize it was based on a book series (yes, it says so in the opening credits). I don't even think the writers and producers target the show to fans of the book series. If they were, they would use the original name.

      They simply aren't worth the effort for J. Q. Public to immerse themselves in.

      I disagree, if there's one thing that Hollywood excels at, it is taking a complex world and culture and distilling it and dumbing it down to the point that it has widespread appeal. People like good writing, you can tell that from the success of several notable TV series. It wouldn't be that difficult to get the good writers together with the people who know Battletech, and get someone to fund it. One major appeal for the studios is the fact that there are plenty of built-in sequels.

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    16. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Pacific Rim,'

      Could someone briefly explain why *any* of those movies would be compelling, even if done well?

      I saw Pacific Rim in IMAX 3D. Enough story that the characters were reasonably interesting, but more importantly, didn't get in the way of the robot vs. monster fighting. Awesome visual effects and the first movie I ever saw where the 3D was worth the extra money and the monsters were actually visible. Frankly, if they had fixed the terrible title and slapped a few American flags on things, it would have been gigantic.

    17. Re:Summary, someone? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I hadn't heard 'Pacific Rim' included tentacle rape.

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    18. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By zooming in so far you can barely ever see the details of the monster in question?

      By being zoomed in so far and having the camera shake so much that it's difficult to watch the fight in question? (A problem with a lot of modern Hollywood fight scenes.)

    19. Re:Summary, someone? by xevioso · · Score: 1

      It's actually incredible in IMAX. I saw it the first time in a regular theater; in IMAX it's completely different.

    20. Re:Summary, someone? by xevioso · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm a Jeremy too, and I loved it. Saw it twice, once in IMAX. Mind-blowing. Cheesy but in a good way.

      --Jeremy

    21. Re:Summary, someone? by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      I was actually laughing out loud in the theatre at that one. And I wasn't the only one.

    22. Re:Summary, someone? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The characters almost but didn't quite get in the way of the story and action. Possibly a fine balance was struck. Someone should edit out the fluff and torrent it. I'm tempted but the MPAA is way too trigger happy these days.

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    23. Re: Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually enjoyed The Lone Ranger. I didn't see all the trailers beforehand. I -expected- a Johnny Depp comedy and that's exactly what I got. Unfortunately (in my opinion) the movie they delivered was just not the movie they -marketed-. If I went to the Lone Ranger thinking: "hey this will be a great summer action flick I can take my kids to and they'll see how great family dramas used to be done", then sure I'd be sorely disappointed. But how can you not like watching Stephen Root getting shot in the ass? "Ow! My gluteus!"

    24. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Guillermo del Toro

    25. Re:Summary, someone? by pla · · Score: 1

      Could someone briefly explain why *any* of those movies would be compelling, even if done well?

      I actually had high hopes for Lone Ranger redone in the "sidekick as the real hero" trope, even with all the "noble savage" BS revisionism that would necessitate for that particular story.

      It still managed to disappoint in its mediocrity.

    26. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....baste themselves in.

      Nice.

      Edit: Captcha - python. To hell with you slashdot for reminding me I should be getting back to work.

    27. Re:Summary, someone? by SpanglerIsAGod · · Score: 1

      Yea, that line seriously pulled me out of the moment.

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    28. Re:Summary, someone? by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Pacific Rim's failure was in marketing. Seems crazy, right? I'm sure most /. readers have known about the film for the past year. Going into the opening weekend the studio was freaking out because the movie's Q score was way below where it needed to be for a movie of its size. Essentially, the general public wasn't really aware of the film. Geeks and movie buffs were, but that's not nearly enough. Add that to the fact that there were so many summer "blockbusters" this year and you end up with Pacific Rim coming in #3 on its opening weekend.

      I wouldn't worry too much about it though, it's international numbers, which account for over 60% of it's current total gross, are doing better than domestic. It won't lose money.

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    29. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yawn

    30. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed... BattleTech and aliens make no sense. The entire backstory of BattleTech was that humans were the only intelligent life out there. Heck, there really isn't much alien life at all in the BattleTech universe. It's all a really crazy and awesome human "future history"

      Macross/Robotech, which is exactly about saving earth from invading aliens fits much better.

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    31. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'After Earth' is just to get a credit for Will Smith's kid.

      'The Lone Ranger' might be okay if it was a smaller budget and with a real indian.

      'White House Down' already done better in 'Olympus has Fallen', might as well be done by Asylum.

      'RIPD' looks good.

      'Pacific Rim' too small an audience as is anything I like.

    32. Re: Summary, someone? by Stickerboy · · Score: 1

      RIPD is Bleach with a Western perspective. I dunno at the specifics, but that's exactly what the marketing made it out to be. The difference between why Bleach has hooked millions of kids and teenagers worldwide and RIPD is failing is twofold:

      1) Bleach has teenagers as the main characters. The Star Trek reboot understands this. If you want to capture the core summer blockbuster audience, it helps to cater and relate to the core audience. Ryan Reynolds does not count. Jeff Bridges sure as hell doesn't count.
      2) With Bleach, the cops / Soul Reapers have crazy unique powers like the X-Men. Incidentally, the X-Men movies have done well at the box office, even the crappy Last Stand. The power reveals are half the damn fun. In the trailers for RIPD, Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds get to shoot stuff with guns. Woot.

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    33. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read the first book as I was watching Season 1, so everything was roughly happening "at the same time." The book added a few more details, but simply wasn't necessary to enjoying the show. I started reading the second book and it was frankly a bit bland. So now I just watch the show.

    34. Re:Summary, someone? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      It's not like Lord of the Rings, or Game of Thrones, where virtually everyone in the western hemisphere has either read it, or knows someone who has.

      You may be a bit too far into the geekosphere. The average Game of Thrones viewer is, at best, vaguely aware of the fact that there's a book or books written by some guy whose name they can't remember that the series is based on, but who cares, it's a great series!

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    35. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saw Lone Ranger, liked it. Nothing special though. Tonto is carbon copy of Jack Sparrow. The whole movie tried very much to get to the adventure spirit of Pirates of Caribbean, at some points it even felt a bit like it, but not much. I'm not sure if you could have used the same ingredients to make a great movie, maybe. But they sure as hell were not making a great movie, they were clearly making a copy of Pirates. If you make a copy you need to be better than original to be great. It hardly ever happens (there must be some, but can't think of any).

      2.5/5 stars, nothing special, would see sequel if it contained Tonto and I didn't have anything better to do.

    36. Re:Summary, someone? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Well, White House Down and the Lone Ranger should be compelling for the same reason that Air Force One and Pirates Of The Carribean were respectively. Pacific Rim should appeal to those who like Independence Day. RIPD is a twist on the succesful buddy cop formula (may be wrong here), and the twist itself is quite novel.

      Not sure about why anyone thought After Earth would do well. Will Smith isn't as geat a draw as Hollywood seems to think and neither is Shyamalan.

    37. Re:Summary, someone? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Decision at Thunder Rift would probably make a decent movie with a potential for two sequels.

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    38. Re:Summary, someone? by Trilkk · · Score: 1

      A Battletech series would be fantastic if done correctly.

      I'm throwing all my money and credit cards at the screen but nothing is happening.

    39. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got dragged to 'R.I.P.D.' by my g/f because she likes Ryan Reynolds (she also dragged me to the execrable 'Green Lantern'). The fact that this movie tanked should have surprised absolutely no one. I find it impossible to believe that ~anyone~ working on this dud thought they were making a decent movie. If there was a single executive at whatever studio shat out this formulaic turd that thought they had a hit on their hands, that person needs to be cock-punched then fired immediately.

    40. Re:Summary, someone? by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      I've seen the last two. Compelling? Nah, but they were fun, just for fun's sake.

    41. Re:Summary, someone? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Depends. Some of the things that the Kaiju do to the Jaegers are filthy, naughty, and involve tentacles. But it's hard to say that a giant robot has been 'raped'.

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    42. Re:Summary, someone? by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      You can't screw that up, and they don't. That's really all the movie has going for it (the plot is a turd), but damn, giant robots beating up giant monsters is fun as hell to look at. And as long as that's all you expect going in, you absolutely get what you paid for.

    43. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pacific Rim was FUCKING AWESOME DUDE!

      Seriously, anyone who doesn't watch that movie fails at appreciating life's opportunities.

      It was like seeing Star Wars for the first time as a kid growing up in the 80's.

      See it in 3D for shore

    44. Re:Summary, someone? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a good netflix view then. Also that sounds like why I watched the expendables, basically mindless action and the only cost was my time.

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    45. Re:Summary, someone? by Rakarra · · Score: 2

      But it was highly entertaining, in a way that none of Michael Bay's shit ever is. I'd watch it again when it's available on disc; if for nothing else than to play TV Tropes Bingo.

      Wouldn't that be a bingo card with 50 rows and columns! Man, how tedious that would be to fill in.

    46. Re:Summary, someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Lone Ranger could be a good story...I think it was done well as a movie like 20-30 years ago...especially if they can bring the plot full circle (confronting those responsible for the massacre...think that might have occurred (didn't see it)).

    47. Re:Summary, someone? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Or have horrible dialogue and huge gaping plot holes.

      How is using giant robots rather than say a large missile anything but a plot hole. The entire premise of the movie is a plot hole. Not uncommon in sci fi.

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  20. Hollywood's impossible dream of blockbusters-only by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In 1967, following the success of "Mary Poppins," Roy Disney said that the Disney studio ought to have "at least one 'Mary Poppins' every year."

    There's nothing new about the money people wishing there was a simple formula that they could get rid of all the pesky issues of creativity, talent, and the public's taste.

  21. Bomb? by DRMShill · · Score: 2

    Pacific Rim has been out for a little over a week and it's already made back it's production budget http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=pacificrim.htm . I'm curious to know what Nerval's Lobster's definition of a Hollywood bomb is.

    1. Re:Bomb? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      On how big a promotion budget? It was saturated for at least a few days.

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    2. Re:Bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and if you look at all of the other movies listed in the OP, with the exception of RIPD, they have either already brought in more than their budget, or are close to bringing in their budget if you factor in foreign sales.

      I'm guessing that none of these are real bombs.

    3. Re:Bomb? by Rougement · · Score: 1

      It doesn't fit with the rest of the movies in the article. It doesn't have any big stars and has a much wider international appeal. Also, it wasn't a bad movie.

    4. Re:Bomb? by barc0001 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's international numbers are huge and it hasn't even opened in Asia yet where it's expected to do EXTREMELY well. The more stories I see calling Pac Rim a "bomb" despite the numbers it's racking up are starting to make me think this article:

      http://comicsbeat.com/hollywood-mystery-who-is-trying-to-kill-pacific-rim/

      is less tinfoil woo-woo and more the real story.

    5. Re:Bomb? by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      From http://www.boxofficemojo.com/about/boxoffice.htm

      Production Budget refers to the cost to make the movie and it does not include marketing or other expenditures.

      Gross refers to gross earnings in U.S. dollars. On average, the movie's distributor receives a little more than half of the final gross

      So I don't know how far gross == production cost is to break even. Seems like at least 2x away.

    6. Re:Bomb? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're American and only look at American box office sales. $37m in the first week for a $180m budget.
      It makes their "omg the internet is killing hollywood" rant numbers look better.

    7. Re:Bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy obviously just wanted to sensationalize things and not check his facts. I came here to point out exactly what you just pointed out.

    8. Re:Bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Writer's do this a lot. They like to create specific situations or circumstances and then make alarming statements about them. He called Pacific Rim a "flop" because it "cratered at the North American box office".

      Part of what makes a movie a "bomb" also comes from hype, or even perceived hype, around the movie. Most likely, people thought or expected Pacific Rim to have a 60-80 million dollar opening weekend in North America. That it didn't means that it "bombed" even though it put up respectable numbers. To call something a "bomb" is to say that it performed drastically lower than it was expected to perform, even if that performance is still decent by any other standard.

      I say all that to try to explain the author's reasoning but I ultimately don't agree with it. I don't think Pacific Rim was a "bomb" just because it didn't have a very strong opening weekend in North America. I think that is a completely narrow-minded way to judge the success of a movie.

      I judge Pacific Rim's success based on the fact that it seems to be making a decent amount of money and the fact that I expected to see big-ass robots fighting big-ass monsters and I expected to laugh my ass off at comic relief characters who steal every scene they're in, and that is exactly what I got.

    9. Re:Bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pacific Rim is just a live action Evangelion Lite. Even the writer acknowledges this, but claims he hadn't read/seen Evangelion before starting the project.
      Evangelion is VERY popular in Asia, so I'm sure it will do well.

    10. Re: Bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great link. Should have men modded +5...
      PAC rim was ok, better than the others on the list, but ...
      Who the fuck approved the "supposed" Australian accent. It took me 15 minutes to work out that it was meant to be Australian ... It was soooo fucking bad that it should have been burnt & killed with fire.
      This tops Meryl Streep's "a daay-even-gooo toork may bay-bee" in "evil angels", which for my fellow Australians translated to "a dingo took my baby". It was like fingernails on a blackboard.
      Hint: hire an Australian, not an "Austrian" to advise you on Aussie voices!

  22. Whodda thunk it?? by benjfowler · · Score: 1

    Greed makes for shit art, shit entertainment and *gasp* shit profits.

    Serves the dickheads right.

  23. When You Put Bean Counters in Charge You Get Beans by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

    The problem is that creativity can't be quantified. Pretty much by definition.

    You can copy someone else's creative idea and that can even work for a while, until all the creativity has been wrung out of it making it old and tired. But there is no formula to create something new.

    Measuring the quality of a a creative work is like the story of the blind men and the elephant. You can look at all the parts but it won't tell you a damn thing about the work as a whole. And if you try to build another one just by sticking the same parts together you won't get an elephant, you'll just get a mess.

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  24. My analytics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, World War Z might be a fun zombie movie. Lets see; Rave Cinema, LA. $11.75 per adult. Looking at $23.50 for my wife and I, plus whatever junk food...

    Nope.

    Analysis complete in 0.25s.

  25. Meh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same ol same ol shit. Semi action movies with giant ass plotholes in a half finished story. Oh plus a tacked on love story for the women.

    Special effects are not the same as having a good story, good acting, or competent directors.

    But really. flops? is that a real flop? or hollywood accounting flop.. oh we only made a billion off this. and see our paerwork says we spent 50 billion making it. we need a tax break. its a write off. can we have some more money? we are so broke!

    Of course none of that will stop us from flogging these flops as blueray/dvd/combo movie of the year! OF THE YEAR! EVERY MOVIE IS THE MOVIE OF THE YEAR! YOU MUST BUY THIS OR YOU SUCK! WE'RE GONNA SHOW COMMERCIALS FOR THESE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS. AND telling you how much redbox, netflix etc suck ass and you should buy these discs.

    Hollywoods biggest problem is hollywood. And i really don't give a fuck about them anymore.

    1. Re:Meh.... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Lol. Well-said.

      Perhaps hollywood have just abandoned plot and are exploring the relationship between marketing budget and take?

      Good luck to them.

  26. theories by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    but the bulk of box-office success ultimately comes down to the most elusive and unquantifiable of things: knowing what the audience wants before it does, and a whole lot of luck.

    My personal pet theory is a lot simpler:

    Not overfeeding them on the same stuff.

    There are only so many times you can see the same movie and enjoy it. Hollywood blockbusters have largely turned into remixes of the same movie. If you know anything about storywriting, you've long realized that almost all Hollywood movies have the same script. Not just similarities the way most stories have, say, a beginning, a middle and an end, or a dramatic curve with a typical shape, but actually the same fucking script. Replace specifics like names, locations or technologies/species/etc. (giant robots/aliens/monsters/whatever) with placeholders and you'll see that they're pretty much all telling the same story.

    And you can only hear the same story so often before it gets boring.

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    1. Re:theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My personal pet theory is a lot simpler:

      Not overfeeding them on the same stuff.

      Exactly, was there really a need for two movies about the White House getting attacked to be made and released in the same year?

    2. Re:theories by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Hollywood blockbusters have largely turned into remixes of the same movie.

      And there's a very good reason. More and more, what everybody in Hollywood wants is to be the second person to be the first to do something new. It's not about being creative, imaginative or inventive any more, it's all about jumping on the bandwagon as fast as you can. Why do we see so much SF coming out now? It's because Star Wars and (to a lesser extent Star Trek) were so successful that everybody started copying them. And, if the latest incarnation of the Lone Ranger manages to do well, we'll probably be seeing more Westerns, and that might even be a good idea.

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    3. Re:theories by Rumtis · · Score: 1

      Overfeeding is exactly right. Just the sheer number of "blockbuster" films coming out now are getting out of hand.

      Just for fun, I pulled up the list of number-ones in the US for both 1985 and 2012.

      A movie has to make a huge push now-a-days just to last more than a week or two at number one. In '85 Code of Silence was number one for three weeks. Now some of you may think this was the best movie in the 80's, but I don't think it falls onto many people's radar (including mine) of being one of the big 80's movies. That movie, if published today, lasted more than a week at number one I would be surprised.

  27. Trailer / Advertising? by kb7oeb · · Score: 2

    I saw and liked Lone Ranger based on the trailer, none of the others looked worth watching to me.

  28. Threshold Ticket Prices Filter Consumer Masses by necro351 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I haven't gone to see any of these movies not because I wasn't _mildly_ interested, but because it wasn't worth $14--$17 times three: the cost of bringing myself and my family. That is a lot of cash to see a "meh" movie. It wasn't long ago that movies used to cost $6 a head.

    Perhaps the geniuses in Hollywood should use their analytics to actually pick per-movie MSRPs: something they can do with Google's analytics, after they've already bought the movie and are just trying to maximize their investment. Or if that would piss off customers, then just decide to roll out movies such that 3D is the same price as 2D as a special "bonus" or promotion, to effectively bring the price down on movies that you are afraid aren't going to do as well as you thought pre-production.

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    1. Re:Threshold Ticket Prices Filter Consumer Masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you need to find theaters that don't rip you off? This is a greater theater with table-side service, etc. and tickets are $6 matinee, $10 otherwise. You can even sit in their fancier balcony section for $12 during matinee and $18 after six. Another nicer theater such as this only goes up to like $10.50 at some locations. In any other run-of-the-mill theater, I've never paid more than $10 for any ticket.

    2. Re:Threshold Ticket Prices Filter Consumer Masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when you factor in the cost of driving to that location the price odf a ticket becomes very expensive. Or perhaps you meant that there's some places which have alternatives other cities don't.

  29. All milking the same cow by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Analytics can help you tease out the low-hanging fruit of under-tapped numeric and statistical patterns. However, your competitors will eventually do the same such that there is no more low-hanging fruit, and then studios have to rely on (gulp) talent and creativity, and sometimes shear luck.

  30. Idiocracy by skine · · Score: 4, Funny

    And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when [...] movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!"

    1. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When exactly was that? Any time since after the early the 1900s?

    2. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ouch! My balls!

    3. Re:Idiocracy by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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  31. It's easy to understand why by lesincompetent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    big stars, bigger explosions, and top-notch special effects

    —exactly what keeps me away from cinemas.

    1. Re:It's easy to understand why by Keith111 · · Score: 2

      Really? For me it is the pre-movie adds, the ads interspersed during the trailors, the annoying guys walking around with airplane landing flashlights, the 5 dollar sodas, and eventually, when its over, the feeling that you just spent 20 bucks on a movie that you really aren't sure you even liked. Where is the new generation of David Lynches, Tarantinos, Darren Aronofskys, etc? I want more movies like Mirrormask or Science of Sleep or Fish Story or The Fountain... damn it. If the plot isn't too complicated for half the audience its not worth paying to see (except via Netflix).

    2. Re:It's easy to understand why by closer2it · · Score: 1

      big stars, bigger explosions, and top-notch special effects

      —exactly what keeps me away from cinemas.

      Why don't you like movies about astronomy? :)

    3. Re:It's easy to understand why by lesincompetent · · Score: 1

      I wanted to stress the intellectual side of my argument. ;)

  32. Stories not Shock and Awe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a theme through these movies that no one wants to discuss but the American people on a conscious or unconscious level are discussing with their pocket books. They want a story line that resonates with who they are; proud Americans. They want a story with a beginning, middle, and end with heros who are heros that resonate with them. They don't want flash and awe for two hours. They can get that from television entertainment news.

    1. Re:Stories not Shock and Awe by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      I am not a proud American, I'm also the majority. Most of the box office sales don't come from America either.
      The flop that was After Earth made 74.6% of its box office sales outside of America.

      Maybe *that's* the problem, all of those movies are USA centric. Even Pacific Rim was a bunch of Americans saving the day in Hong Kong.

    2. Re:Stories not Shock and Awe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Even Pacific Rim was a bunch of Americans saving the day in Hong Kong."

      The overwhelming majority of characters were not American. The male lead was American but the female lead and the 7 remaining pilots were not Americans. And only one of the scientists was an American with the other being British. And though it isn't really addressed Idris Elba's character was probably British as well -- after all, the jaeger program was a global initiative.

      So of the 12 people who "saved the day" (9 pilots, Elba, 2 scientists), only 2, maybe 3 of those people were Americans.

  33. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet all of them failed to draw in the massive audiences needed to earn back their gargantuan budgets.

    I believe this is the problem right here.

    George Lucas in his younger years:

    Special effects are just a tool, a means of telling a story. People have a tendency to confuse them as an end to themselves. A Special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing.

    Shame Lucas himself started ignoring this axiom, now it appears everyone is.

  34. The absolute best movies have as many foes as fans by pecosdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love Tarantino movies - lots of people love Tarantino movies - lots of people really really hate Tarantino movies.

    I liked Watchmen. I thought it was excellent even if it did depart from the book a bit and yes, maybe grew a little dull at times, but was deep enough to get into. Fully half the theater walked out during the first half hour I was in there.

    Rocky Horror sucks. The people who like Rocky Horror will tell you it sucks. It's the longest in-box office run of any movie every. It was made before I was born and it still shows every weekend at a theater a half mile from my apartment.

    The problem with Hollywood movies today is they use the freaking formulas.

    Star Wars - though a formula setter - didn't follow movie formulas of 1977. Yes, say all you want about it being stolen source material, I fully believe you, but it's not how movies were made back then. I know plenty of people who hate Star Wars, not a lot since I chose not to associate with those sorts, but there are many, many people out there who consider themselves too good for such low-brow action flicks.

    Avatar - biggest hit of all time. Yes all the block-buster formulas applied, but it also had formula breaking blends of primitive people, aliens, advanced species, spiritual and technical aspects. Even while complying with every blockbuster formula out there it twisted in subject matter only really addressed properly in Japanese Anime and threw in every movie category possible and made it work. On the flip side - Suckerpunch tried exactly the same thing and failed because they focused too heavily on making it look cool and forcing the fact they did so on you. Avatar did it seamlessly.

    With the exception of maybe Avatar most of the movies I mentioned, that succeeded or even better yet, did okay but got a cult following had tons of haters. They will endure because of it.

    IMHO cult status trumps block buster opening any day. Yes, fine, huge payday on a blockbuster up front, this is what studios want. Cult movies are more of a long term investment. They keep on giving. Disney has learned this, they're milking movies that flopped forty years ago today and making a profit. Disney has learned that movies are long term investment, not just box office warriors. They build a brand and milk it.

    You can milk a cult movie. No one cares about a box office hit they forget about and nobody talks about a few years later.

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  35. I'm big in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flopped in the U.S., yes. But the analytics apply to worldwide potential. Let's see those numbers come in first, then we can talk about the failure of analytics.

  36. Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most movies have always been crap -- bad acting and lousy story lines. People don't mind watching junk movies. They need some level of entertainment value, but failing all else, an astounding level of awfulness can earn a movie cult status.

    The current problem is a product of the industry's failed attempts to engineer blockbusters by spending a bazillion dollars on special effects and 2 bazillion dollars on marketing. I'm guessing that they have the same problem as every other money losing industry -- too many MBAs running the show (into the ground).

    Meanwhile, a dirt cheap rubber-suit monster movie probably would have out performed Pacific Rim in the box office. People like that shit.

    1. Re:Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you just need to go back a little farther. Paper Moon? North by Northwest?

    2. Re:Not really. by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, a dirt cheap rubber-suit monster movie probably would have out performed Pacific Rim in the box office. People like that shit.

      Try Japanese monster movies from the 1960s / 70s. They are fun in a trashy way, but I doubt you could get great box office revenue out of them today. OTOH, they are so cheap that a modest revenue might be enough to make a profit.

      Come to think of it, machinima are gradually getting there, even with small budgets. I guess some small studio might eventually surprise us with an original and successful CGI movie - and launch a flood of uninspired "me too"s.

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  37. Well imagine that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well would you just look at that. Hollywood suck at basic meth.

    Who would have thought such smart, brilliant people could be so thick?

    Let's just blame pirates instead. It is always their fault. Damn Jack Sparrow. One day you will lose your hat. One day. And you will be very sad. See how you feel losing things!

    1. Re:Well imagine that. by neminem · · Score: 4, Funny

      I disagree. I'd say it's pretty clear that Hollywood is very successful at quite a lot of meth. :p

  38. movies need to offer a premium experience by alen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Blu ray is $25 or so
    Movie theater is $30 plus the junk food and other costs to see a movie once

    If they want people to pay premium prices offer a premium experience
    Roomier seats
    Kick out people making noise
    No kids in adult movies
    No babies

    1. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by turkeydance · · Score: 1

      that's Low Balling....try this: babysitter/dinner/parking/tickets/cellphones/etc. vs. Red Box my hero. Last time we sat in the theater was for Inception.

    2. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roomier seats? - Wow, how big are you? Oh I see, you go though $20 worth of junk food just to sit through a movie. I'm getting the picture!

      Kick out people making noise? - Yeah, because it wouldn't be at all distracting to constantly have an usher forcing indignant teenagers out of the theater.

      No kids or babies in adult movies? - Well, blockbusters are not adult movies. Hence the PG13 rating they all get.

    3. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      I like where you're going with that, but you left out a couple essentials.
      - Beer and REAL FOOD

      Nothing too fancy, but a selection of a few microbrews and standard bar fare like chicken wings and burgers that are actually prepared by a cook, not a microwave.

    4. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by avandesande · · Score: 2

      I can go to the 2nd run theater with my kids for 6$ total and put up with the same crap.

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    5. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by jaymzter · · Score: 1

      That's great, but the studios don't control those kind of things, the theater companies do.

      Still, I feel the same as you. I took my son to World War Z, which was the first time I had been to the movies in years. The film was awful, full of idiotic plot holes and situations that were clearly contrived to give some sense of danger to a movie that didn't have any blood in it.

      But going back to your point, the reason it will be a few more years before I go back to the movies is the ridiculousness of paying to sit in a theater just so you can be told you're a thief or a pirate and "THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE" (actual words in PSA).

      Fsck that.

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    6. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If they want people to pay premium prices offer a premium experience"

      SOYLENT GREEN is PEOPLE!

    7. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol when i went this friday all the kids were going to grownups 2, not turbo or ripd. I'm talkin 4-10 yrs old too... was bizarre. This country's fucked up.

    8. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the hell do you live where movies are $30 before you even eat? You need to move elsewhere brah.

    9. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cinetopia.com

    10. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roomier seats? - Wow, how big are you? Oh I see, you go though $20 worth of junk food just to sit through a movie. I'm getting the picture!

      Came here to say something similar... roomier seats! Perhaps if he went jogging and got a life his movie tickets would become cheaper... without all that crap he eats.

    11. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you want arclight cinemas then.

    12. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a big fan of "The Cinema Experience" and I go as frequently as I can (sadly not enough). I have a monthly plan with the local multiplex chain and the cost is good - for the price of a single bluray (a month) I get to see the film on a giant screen that really benefits the action films I like

      However, you hit the nail on the head with the 'premium experience' problem. Friends of mine refuse to go to the cinema because of the seats, and get fed up with the people in the theatre that seek to disrupt your experience.
      When I talk to cinema staff after a film and complain about people disrupting the showing, they always say "come tell us, and we'll throw them out", but they don't seem to appreciate that if you get up and leave to go and find one of them to do this, you're missing out on part of the film and this can spoil your enjoyment of it more than the sniggering idiots behind you or the plonker that keeps texting in front of you. So I just tend to adopt the 'grin and bear it' approach.

      I try to go to the local art-house cinema when I can, rather than the multiplex, as you do seem to get a better class of patron there. You also get to see foreign-language films that would never make it onto the multiplex. The seats are roomier. You don't get idiots using their phones. You never get people taking babies/small children into there. You can even drink your beer in there. The only drawbacks are that the screens are smaller and the runs are typically very short - for example they had Man of Steel for just a few days, none of which I was free on to go and watch it.

      I'd like to see the multiplex offer adults-only viewings, even if the film doesn't have that sort of certificate. Every time the cinema asks for my feedback, I make that suggestion.

    13. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movie theater is considerably cheaper if you go to a regular theater and can somehow manage to go an hour and a half without eating

    14. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by dywolf · · Score: 1

      $30? Bull honkey. Even in Atlanta the most we ever saw a ticket for was 12$. Now, if you want to include overpriced food at a 1200% markup, that's your fault. Also finding that the typical "AMC in the Mall" just sucks period. Nice thing about out here, the Cinemark theater that's not in a mall, and on the edge of town, nice big seats, big screens, all around goodness....has matinees at $4 still, 7$ for non. Not bad at all. And their food is considerably cheaper too. And it's only a 5 minute drive from my house.

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    15. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Blu ray is $25 or so Movie theater is $30 plus the junk food and other costs to see a movie once

      If they want people to pay premium prices offer a premium experience Roomier seats Kick out people making noise No kids in adult movies No babies

      Cinepolis offers all of this. If you live in the San Diego area there's one in Del Mar. R-rated movies are 21 and up only (and they'll serve you booze at your seat). The seats are all recliners, the staff are friendly, and there's a call button at every seat to have a waiter come, take your order, and bring you food/drink/whatever during the flick. The tickets are pricier (~$17 each) and obviously the food and drink are your standard being robbed at the movies prices, but it is absolutely a premium experience that delivers what is promised.

    16. Re:movies need to offer a premium experience by J-1000 · · Score: 1

      Movie theater is $30 plus the junk food and other costs to see a movie once

      Good grief which movie theater are you going to? You don't have to go to the IMAX, XD, or 3D showing of a movie, and if you do you're getting a much better experience than you're likely to get on Blu Ray. Heck you're likely to get a better experience even with a $6 matinee, which is the price you should be paying if you're interested in spending less money.

      Now Netflix is another story, since the monthly fee is a pittance compared to buying the discs or attending a movie. But I vastly prefer the theater experience.

  39. Getting the message delivered by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Thats the priority, not so much getting big profit from it, some succeed, some don't. A lot of them focus in showing a few caucasians and/or americans defeating big adversaries, a lot of them not humans or that should not be considered humans, and no matter how much casualties or how much suffer the civilians on your side. Most of the blockbusters of the last decade have that message in a way or another, even changing badly the base material to fit in it (i.e. World War Z)

  40. Pies in the face by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's a thought. Stop trying to throw 3D pies in my face and actually sell me a persuasive plot. If you don't want me to wait for Netflix, provide a compelling experience at a fair price.

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    1. Re:Pies in the face by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, pies in the face can be fun. But it's obviously more fun with an actual plot and characters worth caring about.

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  41. Haven't there always been losers? by AdamThor · · Score: 1

    Don't Hollywood blockbusters flop fairly regularly? If one could guarantee that a movie (or anything) was going to make a profit wouldn't people flock into the arena until things started failing? See: housing crash. Also, http://www.imdb.com/list/BzO0KZ24wyA/

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    1. Re:Haven't there always been losers? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      That list seems skewed towards more recent films. The Poseidon Adventure is from the early 70s, and there are some films from the 80s. Most of the films are after 2000.

    2. Re:Haven't there always been losers? by Arashi256 · · Score: 1

      That wasn't The Poseidon Adventure, that was the remake, dropping the "adventure" part...probably because there wasn't any.

  42. Destroyed in Seconds by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2

    MAD magazine had a spoof some 20 years ago, about a movie without any plot or any story. Just a huge series of explosions saying, "all action no stupid boring talking parts". TV shows were moving in that direction with programs like Air Disaster, "Most thrilling moments of .." "Americas Most Watched videos..." etc etc. Even they provided too much of context and so finally came the corniest show of the genre, "Destroyed in Seconds!". Some presenter comes in and says something stupid like, "It only takes a minutes for things to get DESTROYED in SECONDS!". Then follows series of accidents, speed boat crashes, race track disasters, floods etc. They did not even have to invest in special effects, They just get video some guy shot and package it into half an hour. People have seen enough real disasters in video enough times. The disaster porn thirst has been fully quenched. Hollywood is not going to make much money off it.

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    1. Re:Destroyed in Seconds by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      MAD magazine had a spoof some 20 years ago, about a movie without any plot or any story.

      Yeah. I think they're making an actual movie or something about it. I saw the trailer for it recently.

    2. Re:Destroyed in Seconds by wasteoid · · Score: 1

      I can't remember the name of it, but there was a trailer for a fake movie with Pamela Anderson called something like "Blow'd Up" that had just that - guns, explosions, scantily-clad women - and it looked exactly like the real movies we've seen cranked out by Hollywood.

      Of course, it could have been the real movie "Barb Wire" that was basically the same thing.

  43. Netflix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I have no intention of seeing any of these in the theater, but I already have R.I.P.D. and The Lone Ranger in my Netflix queue. I added them based on the "idea" of them, without actually watching any previews, so I still might remove them from my queue if I read some bad things about them. Maybe everyone has finally discovered that you can get a better experience by waiting 6-9 months and watching it for 1/10th of the theater price at home on Blu-Ray.

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    By the way I already know that I wouldn't watch Pacific Rim or After Earth if they paid me, and today was the first I heard of White House Down.

    Pacific Rim = Thank you but I got my fill of CGI robot-on-robot fighting in Transformers. I didn't rent Transformers 2 or 3, or Battleship. Why the F*** do you think I want to see more of that awful motion-blurred, shake-cam garbage. Slow it down to where I can see what's going on, and then MAYBE I'll watch. Yes, I'm aware that people claim Pacific Rim is "better" than the others about the shake-cam and motion blur, but I won't watch another until people tell me it's completely gone.

    After Earth = I usually like Will Smith, but I don't have any interest in seeing him in another movie with his son. Pursuit of Happyness was okay, but this one is by M. Night "stupid plot twist gimmick" Shamalamadingdong. Sixth Sense was good. Unbreakable and Signs were awful (watched those on DVD) and the Happening was worse (watched that on streaming). I'll never watch another one of his movies. Ever.

    White House Down = Based on the blurb in the box on the right from searching it on Google, I can tell that it's too politically charged for my tastes, so I probably won't watch it unless some of my politically unbiased friends tell me it's a must see.

    1. Re:Netflix by terryo · · Score: 1
      I didn't even realize that White House Down was supposed to be politically charged. With terrorists, you only have 2 flavors - foreign and domestic. This one is domestic - and they didn't really dwell on any political philosophy except the President = peace (yawn) and potentially nuking the Middle East = bad (duh).

      The main problem with the movie is that a rerun of 24 usually had more dramatic tension. But the visuals were good and really, things blew up. What more do you want in a summer movie?

    2. Re:Netflix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the visuals were good and really, things blew up. What more do you want in a summer movie?

      Based on that notion, I guess the real answer is: I don't want a summer movie. If there's a fight, let me watch from 15' away instead of acting like the cameraman is part of the fight. If stuff has to blow up, just show me some smoke and then show the aftermath. Just give me a low budget film with a decent script, good acting, good directing, and decent cinematography (proper focus, proper exposure, no shake-cam, no swirl-around-the-conversation cam, keep tone-mapping to a minimum, etc).

  44. I wish I had their problems by rudy_wayne · · Score: 2

    Yes, almost all the movies these days suck. But failures?

    So far this year, 7 movies have grossed more than $200 Million. Another 9 have grossed more than $100 Million. Most of the movies listed as having "cratered at the box office" have made $60 - 80 Million and some of them were just released this month. RIPD has only made $12 Million but it was only released 3 days ago.

    And that's just box office in the U.S. Add in the rest of the world, DVD, etc. and they are making a metric shit-ton of money. Where exactly is the failure here?

  45. Silly moviegoers.... by Media_Scumbag · · Score: 2

    It is said, in Hollywood, that the most creative people in Hollywood, are the accountants. How else does a film like Forrest Gump not turn a sizeable profit and pay Tom Hanks points on the gross?

  46. are these really massive flops? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Sure, they're shit films, and they didn't do as well as hoped, either. But take White House Down: this flop has still made $100m at the box office so far, out of a budget of $150m. Add in some residual sales over the next few weeks and Netflix and cable and whatnot and it'll probably either break even or come close. Now breaking even isn't the ideal outcome, but a massive flop requires doing considerably worse than that.

    1. Re: are these really massive flops? by alen · · Score: 1

      Well other movies lose money so you need some insane profitable movie to profit over the long term. Breaking even is the same as losing money since you spent money to make it and the money you earn is worth less due to inflation

      And you still have to pay a lot of people based off box office gross

    2. Re:are these really massive flops? by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

      In Hollywood, "massive flop" means "made only imperial fucktons of money, not metric fucktons". Superman Returns set box-office records for Warner Bros., but it did not produce the turnout that the studio had hoped -- and budgeted -- for for a high-profile Superman release, so the general consensus is that it was a flop.

      Also, all movies are flops for compensation purposes.

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    3. Re:are these really massive flops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nitpick: Imperial tons are greater than metric tones.

    4. Re: are these really massive flops? by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      Yes, but even movies that rake in a billion or more worldwide are considered "flops" under Hollywood Accounting practices.

      Quite a few of the movies that don't make money or break even, were never expected to. Those movies always have large insurance policies taken out on them to cover any disparities between manufacture and distribution costs vs what they bring in.

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    5. Re:are these really massive flops? by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      White House Down is in week 4 with under $92 million. Remember, the gross is not profit, it's ticket sales, so you have to take out the theater's cut which varies greatly depending on theater chain, studio, film, and if they are forced into a progressive (studio cut starts big and gets smaller week over week) deal on box office. Also, a big budget film like this can spend half again or more it's production budget on promotion. A movie these days needs may need to make over 2x its production budget to break even. If you are counting international revenues, then things get tricky. Did the studio distribute internationally or did they sell the international distribution? If they sold it, they get a smaller cut of the revenues. And all this is before the "Hollywood accounting" kicks in to screw over the people owed points

      In the end, when it's down to the DVD sales and broadcast rights it will probably eek out a small profit, but it's not going to be a hit in any sense of the word.

      The Lone Ranger is in even worse shape, with a $210 Million ($20 more than Pacific Rim, how the fuck!?) budge and weak foreign box office. The studio may actually be looking at losing real money on that one.

      Now compare those to Despicable Me 2, which is three weeks in and sitting at over half a billion on a budget of $76 million. Or Iron Man 3 at 1.2 billion on a $200 milllion budget ($10 less than Lone Ranger, did they just burn piles of cash for lighting on that movie!?)

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    6. Re:are these really massive flops? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Sure, I'm not arguing they did well, and they might even lose some money. But they don't seem like massive, industry-changing flops. I mean, The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) was a real flop: $100 million budget, theatre gross of $7 million. Yes, a single-digit gross. Or more recently and only slightly less bad, Mars Needs Moms (2011), which will be lucky if it ever earns back even $50 million of its $150 million production budget.

      It could be wrong expectations, but when I read this story about six massive flops that could change the industry, I was expecting a cluster of flops of that magnitude.

    7. Re:are these really massive flops? by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      I think it's more along the lines of six big tent pole movies failing, which should be a clue as to the part of the problem: How many big movies came out this year? Seriously, I lost count. Hollywood, to its detriment, has become very conservative about the movies it makes these days. They don't want to make something that won't be a world-wide hit. That's one of the reasons you see so much of the same crap over and over, they are afraid to take any chances. I think the point here (and I'm speculating) is that this may shake their belief system up. They thought these movies (well, some of them) would be huge, franchise founding blockbusters and they fizzled, or worse (Lone Ranger. Seriously, $210 million?!) That, of course, now means they may try to retool and [background deity #4 with coffee and trident] knows what the hell they will come up with. Worse (and most likely) case they will get even more conservative about the movies they make going for just the absolute sure things.

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  47. I've been frustrated by SGT+CAPSLOCK · · Score: 1

    They release all these movies with huge amounts of computer-generated special effects, high-dollar actors, etc., and after they flop, they just don't get it.

    Most of these computer-generated special effects don't hold a candle to the special effects of the 1980's and early '90s. They're not going to recreate the awesomeness of Bladerunner when they've decided that lens flares are a stylistic decision rather than an obstable that a trained crew should avoid at all costs. They can't keep coating the world with brown sugar to make it look drearier than it is, or tinting it green to make it look surreal, without it becoming a bland gimmick.

    And the actors - well, let's face it. Pretty much every high-dollar actor has been cast in films that just outright suck by now. Movie nuts may have some kind of attachment to their favorite stars, but I really think that most people prefer to see a good story being told rather than Nicholas Cage's blank "wut just happen" stare, etc. There're plenty of lower-dollar actors who do genuinely wish to entertain, and I think they get overlooked by the rabble.

  48. That's not how the math works... by sirwired · · Score: 1

    Theaters get half the gross, right off the top. Marketing is usually roughly half the production budget (though this varies widely of course.) Movies with "big names" attached (either stars or directors) may take off even more of the gross.

    You can expect some DVD revenue, but this varies as widely as the marketing budget.

  49. Rose-colored glasses by sirwired · · Score: 1

    Just like with the paeans to older computer games often printed here, you simply don't remember all the derivative crap that was produced before. While Hollywood may be blowing more money on individual bad movies these days, there is hardly much change in the number of good vs. bad movies being made. Most were crap before, most are crap now.

  50. Anal.... anything is funny! by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 5, Funny

    I minimized my browser with this thread as the active tab.

    When I looked at my taskbar, the text showing was...

    "Hollywood's love of Anal"

    I suppose that says something about windows? Like, taskbar entries only support so many characters, or something? :)

    1. Re:Anal.... anything is funny! by SanDiegoFreeway · · Score: 1

      "Hollywood's love of Anal"

      quote> That's really more of a Van Nuys thing.

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    2. Re:Anal.... anything is funny! by readingaccount · · Score: 1

      I suppose that says something about windows?

      Says to me you're either using Windows XP (in which case upgrade damnit! Win 7 is a very worthwhile upgrade - skip 8 if you want), or you're using something newer but using a non-default taskbar settings which normally only shows icons instead of labels (in which case... meh, no biggie).

  51. Moviemaking by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure these sucked for the same reason.

    RIPD -- Starred the awful actor who nobody liked as Green Lantern, a movie that kind of succeeded in spite of him, not because of him (and had their own other problems). Now maybe it was the awful writing for Hal Jordan (i was hoping the space smoke squid would eat him at the end) but that didn't leave me wanting more. As he's playing Deadpool upcoming I guess he gets jet another shoot. Good luck.

    White House Down -- In typical Hollywood fashion, they put out two "White House under mitary assault" movies this summer (volcanoes or giant asteroids anyone?) and one, if lucky, would be original, the other a rushed copycat POS.

    Pacific Rim -- While they are to be commended for technobabbling reasons they need giant robots to fight giant monsters, the combination of that and unlikely political-babble kind of gave it a silly feel discordant with the big booming bass they supplied for the action.

    The only consistent thread are treating the audience like idiots to "it should work" freshman-level executive decisions.

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  52. Same thing happening to Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... morons at the helm. Nothing of real value to offer except crappy innovations, and then they want to lock that down.

  53. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://i.imgur.com/tjL8wnE.png

  54. Few "original" thoughts by kova.lee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's the entertainment industry in a nutshell - the second an act or movie becomes popular, EVERY studio/label/whatever clones it in an attempt to cash in on the success. Backstreet Boys takes off and sells millions? Enter N'Stync, 98 Degrees, etc. Dark Knight racks up a billion dollars worldwide? Now every superhero movie has to be "dark" and "gritty." Nirvana sells millions of records and overtakes Michael Jackson in the top 40? Enter the grunge era where every band that uses distortion and 4 power chords gets a record deal.

    Very few people have "original" thoughts. Everyone else is about oversaturating the market to try to get their little piece of the pie.

  55. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the longest in-box office run of any movie every.

    I would have thought it was "Gone With the Wind"

  56. Our culture by jbolden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In all fairness this is one you can't blame on our culture. Blockbuster movies need to be international. International means they can't have as much culture. Pure action translates well to large audiences worldwide, the more plot the more character the worse it translates.

    This one you can blame the 3rd world.

    1. Re:Our culture by andy_t_roo · · Score: 1

      Pure action translates well to large audiences worldwide.

      Except when it doesn't for 6 movies in a row ...

    2. Re:Our culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'This one you can blame the 3rd world.' - so that would be the fly over states then?

    3. Re:Our culture by pe1rxq · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

      The amount of 'plot' hollywood has been putting out can easily be understood by any 3 year old anywhere on the globe.
      The US does not have a culture (besides killing its natives).

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    4. Re:Our culture by losfromla · · Score: 1

      some of the funnier, more endearing, violent, gory, thought inducing movies come from the third world. I blame Hollywood and other large corporations for the product that said corporations put out. The third world didn't put a gun to the people putting out shit movies to make them put out shit movies. I am just surprised people go to the movies at all anymore given the exorbitant ticket prices, low quality product, and passive entertainment options available (netflix, amazon prime, hulu, youtube, etc).

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    5. Re:Our culture by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      but the movies are an export of the worst parts of US. culture, so it indeed blamable on our culture

    6. Re:Our culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, what is it you call someone who states that someone else doesn't have "culture".
      Oh yes, I remember now. A snob.

    7. Re:Our culture by jbolden · · Score: 1

      That's domestic. If they fall apart internationally then the formula start to collapse and we get more movies designed for a single country or at least western audience.

    8. Re:Our culture by jbolden · · Score: 1

      No the 3rd world didn't put a gun. They just bought tickets in large numbers. And that's enough to change studio behavior, a gun wasn't needed.

    9. Re:Our culture by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Unless you mean the culture of movies, i.e. hollywood. Then no. It isn't our culture, that was my point. Our culture isn't in it. You don't have cultural references that don't translate.

    10. Re:Our culture by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In all fairness this is one you can't blame on our culture. Blockbuster movies need to be international. International means they can't have as much culture.

      Bollocks. Lazy studio thinking. Lazy thinking in general. You're assuming that audiences are uneducated and want neither to think nor to learn, and that because it may be difficult or more challenging than scripting a gunfight, that it is impossible for writers, directors, and actors to communicate a story effectively in a world with slightly different cultural norms and expectations.

      Many Hollywood films - indeed, entire genres - are deliberately placed within cultures (and/or against cultural backdrops) that are separated from the expectations and standards and mores of the early twenty-first century USA -- sometimes by a little bit, sometimes by gaping chasms. When well-executed, the audience is immersed in the film's cultural context, and able to follow the plot despite their lack of (initial) familiarity with the setting.

      This is the bread and butter of science fiction, fantasy, historical fiction, even of the political thriller. One does not need to have flown a starship or know how to cast magic spells to appreciate Star Trek or Harry Potter. One does not need to be indoctrinated into the world of high finance to enjoy Wall Street, nor deeply study geopolitics to grasp the fun of The Hunt for Red October.

      And honestly, those international audiences have been consuming the output of the United States' cultural industries for decades. The typical foreign filmgoer is probably almost as familiar with the genre conventions and tropes of American filmmaking as any American.

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    11. Re:Our culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are being sarcastic right?
      Because if you're serious about the rest of the world being less sophisticated than you I'm going to have to promote you as the joke of the day.

    12. Re:Our culture by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Why are you talking about the 3rd world? The majority of Hollywood's money comes from the first world: North America, Europe, Australia and the civilized parts of Asia.

    13. Re:Our culture by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I see. So under your theory why do Woody Allen movies do proportionately so much worse in say China? Following American movie tropes is easy because those don't have cultural content. Following references to American culture is hard.

    14. Re:Our culture by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Reread the comment. It answers your question. It was about who buys the tickets not who makes the movies.

    15. Re:Our culture by loufoque · · Score: 1

      That's also what I'm talking about.
      Hollywood's money comes from the people who buy tickets to see the movies.

    16. Re:Our culture by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Sorry I misread your comment merging with the ones above it.

      Civilized parts of Asia have the same problem I grouped them in with "non western" I shouldn't have said "3rd world" as a synonym for non-western. As for sales, that's not entirely true:

      a) The growth is foreign. For example domestic sales USA and Canada, are up 6% per 5 years while China is growing 35% year-over-year. Hollywood is interested in the growing market. The stagnant market is less interesting though larger.

      b) If you exclude low budget movies I'm not sure that's even true.

    17. Re:Our culture by loufoque · · Score: 1

      The Four Asian Tigers (Singapore, Hong-Kong, Taiwan, South Korea) are all fairly "westernized", and to a lesser extent so is Japan.
      Hollywood movies are not made for the Chinese market. Do you really think the Chinese respects copyright?

    18. Re:Our culture by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Hollywood studies are pretty clear they are making movies for the Chinese market. And yes China respects copyright on movies. Hollywood generates $2b a year in revenues from Chinese theaters. They may not care about DVD piracy but there isn't the same problem with studio films.

      As for the Asian tigers being western. No they aren't. I work with international people everyday, the number of cultural references and assumptions that aren't shared are staggering. Little things like mental associations with dogs. Up to what the role of religion is. The moment you try and dialogue beyond the basics of business, you run into a lot of culture.

    19. Re:Our culture by loufoque · · Score: 1

      Little things like mental associations with dogs. Up to what the role of religion is.

      You probably don't share those ideas with your own close friends or neighbors, why would you share them with some random person across the globe?
      Religious beliefs and philosophy are extremely diverse without having to go far from home.

      Depending on who you are, the role of religion might be to enlighten, to manipulate, to give a framework for social interaction, to enslave, to establish order, etc. (all of which are pretty much the same thing, but people usually don't notice that).
      About dogs, I have no idea what you mean. For some it's the best companion to men (be it as a friend or as a tool), for others it's just a dumb and dirty animal.

    20. Re:Our culture by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      In all fairness this is one you can't blame on our culture. Blockbuster movies need to be international. International means they can't have as much culture. Pure action translates well to large audiences worldwide, the more plot the more character the worse it translates.

      This one you can blame the 3rd world.

      Movies need more action? Reminds me of http://xkcd.com/311

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    21. Re:Our culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or maybe Mr Allen in in his better days used to make uniquely neurotic Americans films as opposed to now when he just makes shit films.

    22. Re:Our culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Audiences ARE uneducated...and unwilling to learn. What planet have you been living on?

    23. Re:Our culture by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I am sure massive (relative to locally made films) advertising budgets in the 3rd world didn't have anything to do with the larger ticket numbers.

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    24. Re:Our culture by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The question was not locally made but foreign cultural films. Think Woody Allen in China as an extreme.

  57. They are vitamin takers... by nicoleb_x · · Score: 2

    They are all probably mega-dose vitamin takers and believe what they want to believe.

  58. and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star Trek, Superman were completely devoid of substance.

  59. Pacific Rim Not a flop by xevioso · · Score: 1

    It's way too early to mark Pacific Rim off as a flop.

    As of today it's worldwide haul is $175 Million, which is close to it's actual budget of $180 million.

    http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=pacificrim.htm

    It has not yet opened in China or Japan, where it is expected to do gangbusters business. It may or may not make back the marketing costs and become profitable, but there is a good chance that it will, which will put it into the esteemed category of "Movies people think were flops but which actually weren't".

    The jury is still out.

    1. Re:Pacific Rim Not a flop by easyTree · · Score: 1

      It's good to see that the social-media team at your firm is pushing this message so hard in this thread. Keep it up!!!

    2. Re:Pacific Rim Not a flop by xevioso · · Score: 1

      Nice try. No paid social media marketer here...just a fanboy.

  60. Not a flop, at least not yet. by xevioso · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's way too early to mark Pacific Rim off as a flop.

    As of today it's worldwide haul is $175 Million, which is close to it's actual budget of $180 million.

    http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=pacificrim.htm

    It has not yet opened in China or Japan, where it is expected to do gangbusters business. It may or may not make back the marketing costs and become profitable, but there is a good chance that it will, which will put it into the esteemed category of "Movies people think were flops but which actually weren't".

    The jury is still out.

    1. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by godel_56 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's way too early to mark Pacific Rim off as a flop.

      As of today it's worldwide haul is $175 Million, which is close to it's actual budget of $180 million.

      http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=pacificrim.htm

      It has not yet opened in China or Japan, where it is expected to do gangbusters business. It may or may not make back the marketing costs and become profitable, but there is a good chance that it will, which will put it into the esteemed category of "Movies people think were flops but which actually weren't".

      The jury is still out.

      Yes, I expect it will make a good profit when all worldwide takings are added up. We must also remember that movies have to gross about three times what ever it took to make them in order to break even. There is usually an expensive promotional budget on top of original production costs, and the theaters and DVD/Blu-ray retailers also get to take a profit.

    2. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Camembert · · Score: 1

      Indeed, this is a movie with sizeable international success, it is still (or not yet) playing in several countries and we've not yet seen the subsequent revenue for blu-ray / DVD; VOD services etc. It looks indeed like it will be able to turn profitable. Not enormously profitable but not a big flop either. For a movie without previous franchise and without big stars it does seem to do well enough. Anyway, I had hoped for more success for it as well, as that might have given the director the boost to finally be able to do his long time pet project - an adaptation of Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness !

    3. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure this type of comment is nothing new, but I feel the need to point out that I thoroughly enjoyed Pacific Rim. My favorite types of movies are those including aliens vs humans, large monsters, robots, etc. This movie wrapped them all together and was enjoyable from start to finish. I'll see it again if I can get another babysitter lined up. Definitely a DVD purchase when it comes out.

    4. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by easyTree · · Score: 1

      It's way too early to mark Pacific Rim off as a flop.

      Maybe so. Once you've seen the trailer, that will change. Remember: trailer == all the best bits of the film strung together in such a manner as to make is seem one hundred times better than it is. By this metric, flop is being kind.

    5. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by xevioso · · Score: 1

      I've seen the movie twice. Does that count? And no, the best parts weren't in the trailer. The baseball bat boat scene was, and it was very cool...but the trailer didn't really do it justice.

      And if you can DO see this in IMAX. I've seen it in both formats, and this really is a movie better seen in IMAX.

    6. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      See, and William Gibson has only seen it twice and I just saw it with my son for the first time.

      I blame Hollywood Accounting gimmicks, not actual movie viewership.

      Hoping the Japanese version of Pacific Rim has more detail on the Triplets, for example, maybe some extra detail on the monsters.

      If so, will watch it again at least once.

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    7. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. I'm one of the people most excited about Pacific Rim and I haven't even had a chance to see it yet.

    8. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      This was the first movie I tried with DBox (those tilting/vibrating seats) and even though they were extremely pricey tickets, this was the PERFECT movie for it. You felt every step, every punch, and every giant explosion. Really fun ride.

    9. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too am a little surprised Pacific Rim is getting grouped in with this bunch. From the critics stand point if you look at the aggregate reviews on Rotten Tomatoes it is leaps and bounds above the others:
      R.I.P.D: 10%
      After Earth: 11%
      Lone Ranger: 27%
      White House Down: 47%
      Pacific Rim: 72%

    10. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the Hollywood accounting.

    11. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Demonantis · · Score: 1

      The common estimate is to double the production cost. I doubt its clear cut. There is a lot of monkeying that goes on before numbers are reported. Some probably make a killing off the merchandise, licensing, and retail which probably isn't included.

    12. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      A title that sounds like a Korean toilet cleaner probably wont work well in EMEA

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    13. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Most fun movie of the summer so far. It's refreshing to see a movie that doesn't try to make itself seem deep and meaningful when it's not by simply taking itself too seriously, this movie is full of silly and cheesy parts and it makes no apologies. It's part classic kaiju, part 50s monster movie, part live-action anime and part comedy.

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    14. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Hollywood's been banging the "flop" gong for Pacific Rim since before it came out. When it had a strong Thursday opening, Variety spun it as evidence of a big "fanboy" turnout and a sure sign that its take would plunge. (It didn't.) I don't know what Guillermo Del Toro did, but he pissed somebody off.

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    15. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by loufoque · · Score: 1

      The Japanese will go see it, but they will be disappointed.
      It claims to be similar to Japanese mecha anime and live action shows, but it's nothing like it. It's more like Transformers.

      The main issue with this movie is that the studio and all persons involved had very limited culture and knowledge of the genre they were supposed to make.

    16. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Hollywood's definition of a flop is anything that doesn't make at least 4x it's budget and spawn two sequels, preferably with a line of toys and spin-off TV series. It's the same as the games industry and music industries where a single production that makes a normal scale profit is seen as an abject failure.

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    17. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and become profitable,

      if a theatrical film turns a profit, the accountants fucked up.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting

    18. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by dywolf · · Score: 1

      modern hollywood and news expectations are: "if you dont make a profit in the first day, it's a flop".

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    19. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      This was the first movie I tried with DBox (those tilting/vibrating seats)

      What, you didn't see Earthquake?

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    20. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pacific Rim is a good movie. Really, it is. It's stays insides it's genre, it's well paced, and it doesn't fall in to any of the cheap traps that other movies of it's type (Transformers) do. (All of the recent transformers movies were fuck-awful trainwrecks. I spent most of the movies silently hoping that the protagonists would die a painful, horrible, slow death simply because they were so repulsive and annoying. The cgi scenes were a confused jumbled mess and the transformers were only superficially like the originals)

      It was just advertised poorly. Really really really really poorly. So badly, that I honestly think someone was trying to sabotage it's release. The trailer I saw in theaters was a cringe inducing jumpcut orgy synched with the most overplayed trash numetal soundtrack I can imagine.. (Down with the sickness. You know, the one they play in army recruitment adverts) I saw the trailer and said "Yeah, this is going to be shit" I later let my godzilla fanatic friend talk me in to seeing it because he'd done a bit more research.

      I was really surprised. The movie was great. I hear that there will be a directors cut with an extra hour of footage, simply because they had to cut many of the characters back stories down to fit in to a normal feature length.

    21. Re:Not a flop, at least not yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again Wired's article on how anime-monster geeks are desperate to see Pacific Rim succeed is proven spot on.

  61. Plot and colors.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about making films not designed for 5 year olds ? Oh and use COLORS. The full spectrum of colors. If I wanted to see Teal and Orange films I'd watch them on tv. Fucking christ, take a look at the blockbusters of the 60s and 70s. Even 80s movies are full of color.
    But for the last 10 years films have had their color completely drained and replaced by teal and orange and black. Fuck that.
    I'll never go back to the cinema unless these morons in charge fix the fundamentals.

    1. Re:Plot and colors.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But reducing color saturation instantly makes things "dark", "edgy", and full of gravitas!

    2. Re:Plot and colors.... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      We're sorry. Though we would like to make intelligent films with discernible plots and dialogue that approaches that of conversation between two reasonably sentient beings, but our in depth research via focus groups and the latest in neural sciences indicates that most of the movie public have forebrains about the size of your average planarian's. Meaningful plots and good dialogue really don't register with these people, but lots of bright flashing lights and glittering objects do manage to pierce the veil of dullness and we find that people tend to flock to such films, much as mindless leeches sniff out warm blood. What we didn't consider is that such small, crude amphibious-level brains get easily desensitized by such films, and too many of them in a short period oversaturate their limited neurons.

      Further market research indicates that a possible cure to this is more RomComs, particularly ones with Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. This invokes the basic reproductive instincts in women with planarian-sized cerebrums, and while it does little to stimulate males of this type, generally speaking the instinctual understanding that taking your dull-witted girlfriend to a Hudson-McConaughey film will greatly increase the likelihood of getting laid should reverse the trend of poor box office showings.

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  62. Big stars, bigger explosions.... by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    Before I go to a movie, I read the reviews (user reviews, not the junket critics), and if they describe the movie as having "big stars, bigger explosions, and top-notch special effects", then I don't bother. That basically means they didn't put any time into the story.

    Special effects haven't meant anything to me since CGI came into widespread use. Give me a halfway decent story, and I'll start going to the movies again.

    1. Re:Big stars, bigger explosions.... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Ditto. The last decent film I've seen at the cinema was Haywire - slick as a greased Enron Exec, despite the 5.9 on imdb.

      Sadly, we've seen over twenty films since then :S

  63. Five flops for a very good reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After Earth- mediocre film with poor promotion that pissed people off when Will Smith made it to give the lead to his son. Smith had wanted the lead for 'The Last Airbender', but the studio wouldn't agree, so Smith struck a deal with its director to make a film with his kid afterwards.

    'White House Down' - a poor, watered down PG-13 version of the earlier R-rated surprise hit 'Olympus has Fallen'. OHF had a black director. WHD was pandering trash that cast Foxx as an action version of Obama. Why should audiences pay again to see a 'pale' (irony) version of a film they saw a few months back, just to enjoy a creepy homage to the war monger Obama?

    'The Lone Ranger'- does anything more need to be said. The dead hand of Depp, Verbinski, and Bruckheimer attempting to shovel another s**t-sandwich down the throats of the poor cinema goers. We do know Disney originally cancelled this project a few years back for being both too expensive and too crappy? The, for some insane reason they changed their mind, and gave the original team the greenlight.

    'Pacific Rim'- a cynical attempt to cash in on the success of the Transformers movies. It did NOT become any less cynical by getting fan-favourite Guillermo del Toro to direct when his previous two projects (Hobbit and Mountains of Madness) fell through. del Toro fully humiliated himself by banging on about how the film was designed to appeal to the "inner 11-year old boy" (the latest demographic idiot marketeers have decided is 'key'). The film was conceived to be 2D, and then reworked badly as a 3D project at the last moment, compromising badly the artistic vision. Promotion for the film was maybe the worst ever seen- stating to a potential audience that all the film provided was giant robot on giant monster action. The more this message failed to gain acceptance, the louder del Toro screamed "it's got giant robots and monsters you know".

    'R.I.P.D'- after the surprise hit of 'RED', another studio grabbed the director of that movie for this comic book adaptation, while the studio behind 'RED' rushed to produce a sequel with a different director. In a move that amazed even the most hardened industry watches, both RIPD and RED2 were released on the same weekend, with an obvious outcome. However, RIPD had already chosen two stars who HATED the film they were making, and whose promotion for the film consisted of making it apparent that audiences should stay clear. The trailers for RIPD looked like crap as as well.

    I'm sorry, there is a very good reason why each of these films performed so badly at the box-office. 'After Earth' suffers from the well witnessed box-office decline of the star('s Dad) and director, and was a mediocre film. WHD was a poor PG13 version of the same story well received a few months earlier. TLR was the top heavy stinker no-one at Disney thought was worth making in the first place. Pacific Rim shows the price on relying entirely on dull and familiar work from ILM. RIPD was just crap.

    It just happens to be unfortunate that each of these five was an original work (Lone Ranger being the most debatable- but it WAS new to most people). Whereas sequels and familiar properties did much better at the BO. 'World war Z' was the exception- unexpected success given the unhappy history of the movie, lack of guaranteed box-office clout by Pitt, and a dodgy director. Perhaps 'Pacific Rim' should have been delayed and given some serious re-shoots too.

    WHD should have been moved to next year. RIPD should have been moved to a much less competitive weekend. I'm afraid the real answer is that Hollywood managers are not very bright.

    1. Re:Five flops for a very good reason by xevioso · · Score: 0

      As has been pointed out, a number of these movies have done quite well, taking into account international receipts. Care to revise your thesis in light of this fact?

      Pacific Rim has practically made it's production costs back, as of today.

    2. Re:Five flops for a very good reason by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Pacific Rim has practically made it's production costs back, as of today.

      That is not quite true, because "production budget" is a bit misleading. First, you have the domestic gross, about 50% which goes back to the studios to pay for the production budget, which means solely considering domestic, a $180m budget needs to make at least $360m to "break even." That's an average also, films that make less has a smaller percentage of the take go to studios. But fortunately there's the foreign haul, right? Yet that 50% number is lower in foreign markets. Their theaters keep more money, you'll often have tariffs that take a % of the profit.. so the amount of $$$ coming back to studios is certainly less. But each movie is different, some can get sweetheart deals with foreign countries, some can't. So whenever you ask any of these questions, the answer is always a confusing "it depends."

      The general rule of thumb I hear, even from people in the industry, is that a movie breaks even if it makes twice its production budget worldwide.

      So if Pacific Rim cost $180m and it's made $170m so far (and hey, it's still going and there are a lot of foreign markets still to open), it's still in a much deeper hole than $10m.

      Of course, that depends on whether that $180m is accurate. Studios do not like to release numbers, so most of these budget numbers are guesses anyway.

  64. Plot, Relevance, Artistry/Time, Character,Politics by mattmarlowe · · Score: 1

    I stopped going to the movie theater a few years ago, like many.....now if I like a movie, I wait for it to be released for the Kindle Fire and watch it there or download it from Amazon to the tivo connected to the plasma tv(only tv in the house which is seeing less and less use).

    In any case, to get me to purchase, a movie should have most of the following traits:

    Plot -- Actually exist, ideally I want to be surprised rather than guess the ending within the first 20 minutes

    Relevance - Zero Dark Thirty wasn't an awesome movie, but it was very relevant and therefore got the cash.

    Artistry/Time - Movies should take as much time as needed to tell their story and be comprehensive with multiple conflicts/concepts/etc, I'm not going to pay just because this years superhero movie is out..... Older classic movies were much longer than most movies today, and even the best movies of the last twenty years have been somewhat longer than the normal movie that is released which must be between 100-120 minutes regardless of how much has to be cut.

    Politics -- Movies are produced to reflect the politics of whatever the college age generation is at the time (they are the ones who have the time and motivation to go to the theater)...In the 80's, we had some modestly conservative movies come out, but still most movies showed both sides of issues and tried not to be too patronizing....now, most movies lean substantially left....and talk down to anyone who disagrees... If one isn't an eco-fascist, Avatar loses a significant amount of its appeal.

    Character -- Movies are so expensive these days that one will feel guilty buying it just for oneself, which means that movies that I feel comfortable sharing with my kids are more likely to get the cash..... A significant number of movies are failing here.

  65. The reason no box office? They suck! by Virtucon · · Score: 2

    Lone Ranger, good movie with an interesting plot but tons of Historical Inaccuracies. Just what you'd expect. About the most exciting thing was Helen Bonham-Carters ivory leg.

    Despicable Me II, good movie, good with the kids too much Minions.

    Pacific Rim, Godzilla meets Transformers.. Pass, wait for cable.

    After Earth? Really do we have to talk about how dumb it was? Hell No! Will Smith did his best glad handing every talk show with his kid, but it couldn't save it.

    R.I.P.D looks promising but maybe too much CGI and too little plot. Maybe.

    RED II, good movie saw it this weekend but Meh, Bruce Willis is making too many movies, Loopers, Die Hard 99. He must need money. Helen Mirren is great in as is John Malkovich is very funny. But why did they get Cathy Zits Jones? Also Brian Cox and Anthony Hopkins so the two Hannibal Lecters in the same film. Hopkins is getting old, you can tell. Cox in this Russian Spy Zar garb is ridiculous. Something about Helen Mirren with a .50 cal sniper rifle though...

    White House Down? Really? do we need to even say how bad it was. You could tell that from the trailers.

    Horror flicks do well, this weekends box was lead by a horror flick but those usually die out after a couple of weeks.

    It also doesn't have to be a summer movie.

    This year a Walken/Pacino flick was released? Did anybody see it? It's already on Red Box "STAND_UP_GUYS" It has Alan Arkin in it too, good movie but
    it was out of theaters so fast I couldn't believe it.

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    1. Re:The reason no box office? They suck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anybody saw The Lone Ranger expecting a serious western, or anything like the TV series, they would be disappointed. If they went to see it because Johnny Dep was in it, they got what they came for. I thought it was funny as hell.

      Stand Up Guys - just rented it. It was so-so. Not the best of either of them.

    2. Re:The reason no box office? They suck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pacific Rim, Godzilla meets Transformers.. Pass, wait for cable.

      Then you are missing something. I saw it in a proper IMAX theater. It didn't need the 3D, but a film like that gets something from the huge IMAX screen that you won't get watching at home.

    3. Re:The reason no box office? They suck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lone Ranger - good popcorn flick, people that hated it take movies too seriously
      despicable me - fun but not memorable, should hold kids attention, not overly long
      pacific rim - you're missing out, it's a great giant monsters movie, you are wrong about waiting, you should watch it on the big screen
      after earth - piece of crap
      ripd - wait for the video
      red 2 - you are wrong, catherine zeta worked. good summer movie. bruce willis plays bruce willis though.
      white house down - not a bad popcorn flick, worth the the redbox and redenbocker
      stand up guys - was a horrible gangster film, there are much better recent ones out there.

    4. Re:The reason no box office? They suck! by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      RED II, good movie saw it this weekend but Meh, Bruce Willis is making too many movies, Loopers, Die Hard 99. He must need money. Helen Mirren is great in as is John Malkovich is very funny. But why did they get Cathy Zits Jones? Also Brian Cox and Anthony Hopkins so the two Hannibal Lecters in the same film. Hopkins is getting old, you can tell. Cox in this Russian Spy Zar garb is ridiculous. Something about Helen Mirren with a .50 cal sniper rifle though...

      I have to say though the thing that made RED II so incredibly watchable is that everyone in it is obviously having a blast making it. The fun is infectious. Especially Anthony Hopkins. He is getting old, but he's just so jolly about committing mass murder! His turn in this movie makes him as Hannibal look sane. At least Hannibal knew that he was doing horrible things and reveled in it. Here he's cheerfully planning to wipe out millions of people and can't see why anyone would have a problem with that. Catherine Zeta-Jones was wasted in this though. Her part was too small and could've been replaced with just about anyone. Overall though RED II was one of two really brilliant movies this summer. The other one being Despicable Me 2.

    5. Re:The reason no box office? They suck! by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Well Hopkins is always good, but this role could have offered a bit more for him. I did like him in "The Last Indian" though, that was very good for his acting abilities.

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  66. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    I wasn't aware that was still playing. I may want to double-check my numbers, and I'm having a little difficulty with my Google-Fu, I keep coming up with longest run times, and longest at #1.

    The Rocky Horror Wikipedia entry seems to support my claim, but we all know Wikipedia is not an official keeper of anything, still I find it a good general source. Still in limited release nearly four decades after its premiere, it has the longest-running theatrical release in film history.

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  67. Analytics are self-defeating by MpVpRb · · Score: 1

    Somebody makes a popular movie

    Everybody else analyzes it to determine why it was popular

    Soon, lots of clones appear, trying to capture the essence of the original

    The audience yawns and says "I'm bored, that one was just like the last one"

    Why don't the producers see that creativity and novelty are exciting?

    1. Re:Analytics are self-defeating by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Why don't the producers see that creativity and novelty are exciting?

      Oh, they do! They're just hoping someone will come with a formula that will let them fake it.

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    2. Re:Analytics are self-defeating by RevSpaminator · · Score: 1

      Back in the old days they were called knock-offs. I still recall all the lame b-rate barbarian movies that came out in the years following Conan The Barbarian. Now these clowns have figured out a way to fudge their numbers in excel to get the mindless bean counters to approve their lame productions.

    3. Re:Analytics are self-defeating by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      It's not even analytics, it's just the way big studio's have worked for ages. Just look at their reaction to 90's when indie films took off. They gobbled them up, tried to replicate them, and failed. In the process they absorbed and killed a bunch of great smaller studios. Blair Witch Project comes out (worst movie but best marketing ever) and makes an unbelievable amount of money for virtually no production costs. Bam! Found footage is the new rage! Everyone makes found footage horror pics. Pixar, Saw, Gross-out comedies, comic book movies, horror-comedies, zombies, vampires, moody sparkly vampires.... The list goes on and on and on. It's the never ending cycle of Hollywood that everyone (including those in Hollywood) knows happens but no one can seem to stop it from happening again.

      Maybe someone should make a movie about it...

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  68. Comedy by thereitis · · Score: 1

    Imagine using data analytics to predict what comedy bits might do better. Would it be comedy along the lines of which people have already seen? I don't think so - jokes don't get funnier the more you tell them. Perhaps the same goes for movies? We need more novel story lines.

    1. Re:Comedy by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 0

      jokes don't get funnier the more you tell them.

      You obviously aren't very familiar with Slashdot. Or the Internet, for that matter.

    2. Re:Comedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are called memes. If you want to pay ten bucks to go watch a bunch of memes, be my guest.

    3. Re:Comedy by nojayuk · · Score: 1

      The Marx Brothers used to run their film scripts through a data analytics grinder -- they'd go on tour to small towns across the States, putting on a stage show one night only in each location so every audience was fresh, staging scenes from the planned movie. They'd have people with stopwatches recording how long the laughter for each punchline lasted. They'd refine and tweak the script as they went and when they came back to film the movie they had a thoroughly tested script in the bag.

      And then when they started filming they'd improvise and ad-lib because the were so sick of the weeks of stage shows and touring...

  69. Another interpretation of Pacific Rim by jphamlore · · Score: 1
    What is being overlooked about Pacific Rim is that it would have been clear to everyone before it was greenlit that it had no established IP and not attached major actor to help promote it. So why was it greenlit at all at a purported $190 million USD production budget?

    Just reading say Wikipedia there is something interesting about who is producing and distributing Pacific Rim: It is a partnership between Legendary Pictures and Warner Bros., a very lucrative partnership with many major films to its credit that is scheduled to end in 2014 with Legendary Pictures switching to Universal to apparently play a similar role.

    One also sees that the same Legendary Pictures and Warner Bros. are teaming up in 2014 for a revival of the Godzilla franchise. The question I have is who retains the rights to make movies from the Godzilla franchise after the partnership dissolves? If Legendary Pictures retains all the rights, then it would seem a smash-hit revival of the Godzilla franchise would be just what Legendary Pictures should wish to bring to its new partnership with Universal. One can now see Pacific Rim as possibly being an expensive ad campaign to show just how advanced special effects have become for monster movies.

    In addition, Pacific Rim appears to have clearance to be shown in the Chinese market, a market that restricts the number of foreign films permitted to be released there. It might be of some value just to retain business relationships and the slot.

  70. Save Tesla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same thing that is killing USA's Auto companies (save tesla),...

    That's rich.

    I don't know where to begin with Tesla - like Elon should get away, for one. The electric car has been done for over 120 years and Elon STILL can't make a go of it?! With his supposed clout? And new tech for batteries? And drive trains? And everything else for cars?

    Just say'in....

    But hey, he did found PayPal, and we know what an upstanding corporate citizen they are.

    Just say'in....

    1. Re:Save Tesla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The electric car has been done for over 120 years and Elon STILL can't make a go of it?!

      The evidence suggests that he is, in fact, making a pretty good go of it.

  71. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    On the flip side - Suckerpunch tried exactly the same thing and failed because they focused too heavily on making it look cool and forcing the fact they did so on you.

    No, Suckerpunch flopped because people want happy endings. Labotomizing your main character at the end of a movie won't attract a cult following, let alone bring in big money at the box office. The public hates tragic endings. If you want to make a movie with a tragic ending, don't expect big box office receipts.

  72. Have not seen a movie a theatre in years! by old_kennyp · · Score: 1

    Funny thing, I have never heard of any of them!
    I must live under a rock, Last movie I remeber seeing, was "High School Musical" with my daughter :-)

  73. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    I figured the fact you never actually got to see her dance and the T&A never advanced beyond what was in the trailers played into it quite a bit as well....

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  74. Reminds me of by Dereck1701 · · Score: 1

    Why does this situation remind me of a quote from "Idiocracy"

    "There was a time when reading wasn't just for fags. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, that made you care about whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!"

  75. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by steelfood · · Score: 1

    Apologies in advance for the rant.

    Avatar - biggest hit of all time.

    I question whether people saw it for the story, or for the experience (IMAX+3D+modern-day CG). Dances with Wolves did well enough I guess, especially for a Costner flick. Actually, that's probably one template that won't get old, and it's often the B-plot of many action movies.

    But I still wonder if people were going to see Avatar for the story, or if they were going to see it for the then-novel visual experience. I would guess the latter, seeing as how people still go see 3D movies and/or in an IMAX theater, but none have done nearly as well as Avatar. It was a gimmick, but done at the right place and time, with the right marketing, and contained sufficient substance. Of course, you can argue that the gimmick is part of the selling point, part of the movie itself, and you'd be right. It's just hard to be successful with the same gimmick more than once, and it gets less important with every use.

    Disney has learned that movies are long term investment, not just box office warriors. They build a brand and milk it.

    Several recent flops were by Disney. They're struggling along with everyone else.

    As for building a brand, Disney's genius lies not in milking their hits with more movies (which have mostly been by Pixar recently, and which they've been doing irrespective), but in their merchandising strategy for their hits. They release a kid's movie, then they immerse the kids in it by making a ton of toys and apparel based on the movie, and slapping it on new theme park rides. The merchandising market is huge and lasts forever (like Star Wars merchandise). However, the key ingredient for this is a hit movie, which as I've said they're struggling to make these days.

    They're going to eventually kill all of the Pixar movies with sequels. Pixar hated sequels when they were still independent. They liked doing new things, telling new stories, creating new characters and places and playing with them. Now that Disney runs the show, Pixar's not doing this anymore. Not that they need to. The current crop of Pixar movies isn't going to run out of steam for at least another two decades (Brave 2, anybody?), by the time which Disney can either buy yet another company and their movie library to milk, or they can ride the Pixar name itself still for another decade or two. Hell, they've done this already, with both the Marvel and Lucasfilm acquisitions. Even if those are old companies, they have a ton of "IP" Disney can milk. And Marvel is producing more each day!

    Buying up other companies and running their ideas into the ground is also a part of their genius. But actually making good movies and creating a strong fanbase is not them any longer.

    You can milk a cult movie.

    Boondock Saints 2 anyone (does anyone even know this movie actually exists)? Episode I-III? Matrix 2 and 3? And I don't see anyone clamoring for Kill Bill 3 either, (but only because we know Bill's dead). You can't really milk cult movies. They're one-shots, one-time deals. They're cult classics because they're unique, interesting, special, maybe not very good or not generally appealing, but speaks intimately to a certain subculture or group of people. First, a sequel done the same way would destroy the uniqueness and probably wouldn't work a second time anyway because the uniqueness is something like a gimmick but without the whizz, flash, and bang. Second, a sequel done the normal, tried-and-true Hollywood way wouldn't be interesting. Third, a sequel done a different way is probably going to flop, because most interesting, unique, different movies flop anyway. Becoming popular even among a small amount of people is lightning striking, and everyone involved knows it. It won't strike twice in the same spot.

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  76. It's The Story, Stupid.. by RevSpaminator · · Score: 1

    What made Star Wars so great? (I'm talking about the original, 1976 version that was simply named Star Wars..) The explosions, lightsabers, costumes and effects? Sure, they added to the magic, but all the polish in the world would have meant nothing if there hadn't been a story. Why is Game of Thrones or Walking Dead so popular? Zombies? No, again it is having a good story. All the number crunching in the world can't replace a skilled storyteller. Hollywood should push the bean counters to the back office and out of the creative process, otherwise people will stop buying tickets and overpriced popcorn. (Besides, Netflix is cheaper and you can smoke a 'j' while enjoying House of Cards.)

  77. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

    When you mentioned avatar you failed. Visual spooge, 3yo written plot. I've seen porn with better stories

  78. It's all about a dead cat by maynard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with Hollywood films right now can be summed up by they're killing the cat in an attempt to save it. What do I mean?

    There's a popular screenwriting book called Save The Cat - The Last Screenwriting Book You'll Ever Need that sets a page by page forumla for events within a typical movie. Things like, an opening image, setting the theme, introducing the hero, start of a B plot at the beginning of Act II, cross points for A and B plots, the great False Defeat, leading up to a Crisis of Self Confidence, and then the Big Payoff.

    Blah blah blah blah.

    Slate has a good article on how this book as turned movies into showdown of formulaic familiarity.

    It's not like the forumla is bad, per se. But if every film had been made this way we'd never have classics like Bridge Over The River Kwai, Laurence of Arabia, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, yada yada yada. Because the formula is limited. At its heart, it harkens back to Campbell's Hero With a Thousand Faces thesis (which every /. nerd into Star Wars should have heard about). A fine way to tell the Great Hero story, but terrible for deep character studies. And that's what's missing in Hollywood film and why good television like The Sopranos, The Wire, Game of Thrones and Mad Men have become so popular (and let's not forget the first few seasons of Battlestar Galactica, which were fantastic).

    In fact, George R. R. Martin's entire Song of Ice and Fire series eschews the whole Great Hero narrative and offers flawed characters with conflicting motivations told from multiple points of view, and - sorry to bring this word in on a tech site but... - that's why it's art. Which is also why Transformers isn't.

    A lot of people have been discussing issues with the blockbuster cycle and financing, and that's all part of it too. But there is a serious dearth of experimental writing involved too. The whole Hollywood system is screwed up. But let's at least Thank God for HBO and other cable network financing of long form multi-episodic storytelling.

       

    1. Re:It's all about a dead cat by techesq · · Score: 1
      Hold the phone. Joseph Campbell wrote more than Hero. But let's face it. Every story is a formula. Campbell illustrates this in Hero, but his larger point is that mythologies -- everything from Egyptian and Greek myth to the Bilble, to the Book of Mormon, to yes, Star Wars -- are stories that tap into themes common to all humanity. Campbell called it monomyth. Jung called it the collective unconscious. The problem we have today is that Hollywood is too busy treating storytelling like a business so it uses business school analytics to suck the soul out of its scripts. They are afraid to make a movie that people won't like. They want everyone not to hate it. Well, if your goal is not alienate anyone, you will achieve the exact opposite. No one will trust you, no one will believe you, and no one will care. It's called pandering, thank you, and welcome to the 2013 summer movie season. Hollywood plays it safe and sticks to audience response metrics and focus group re-writes. Well guess what? They don't work because storytelling by committee blows.

      And if you think you can't apply Campbell's work to "deep character studies," you don't know the breadth and scope of his work, or that flawed characters are what makes the hero likeable or at least worthy of our interest. Perfect is boring. I would argue that the protagonists in 2001, the Sopranos, Game of Thrones, etc. have more in common with Wolfram von Eschenbach's Parzival (Campbell's poster child for the flawed hero who's always getting things wrong by trying to do the "right" thing) than you know.

      I guess the biggest problem is that our Hollywood storytellers are a reflection of our larger society and culture which in case you haven't noticed are in a bigger state of collapse than the summer box office receipts. But that thought is too depressing to delve into right now, even by /. standards.

    2. Re:It's all about a dead cat by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      I think that Slate article is putting way too much stock in the influence of that one book. Those"formulas" have been around for ages, and they are not set in stone. If you want a good inside view of that industry, I'd suggest checking out the Scriptnotes podcast. Those guys (both established screenwriters who are not trying to sell you a book or course on screenwriting) are pretty good at debunking some of this stuff. I'd also suggest it to anyone who's interested in the inside baseball of the movie business, especially their early episodes.

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    3. Re:It's all about a dead cat by maynard · · Score: 1

      The issue discussed at the Slate story, and by extension the problem with _Save the Cat,_ is that in an attempt to replicate blockbusters like _Star Wars_ an extremely rigid page-by-page screenwriting forumla has emerged which sucks any creativity out of the process. As a result, deep characterization has been eschewed for flimsy plot elements that are shoehorned in to fit formulaic concerns, rather than crafting organic work that fits character and situation. Which doesn't negate your lament about storytelling by committee as far too common in commercial Hollywood filmmaking. However the work is diluted, whether by committee or by adhering to rigid formula, we're seeing the same damn story repeated again and again with nothing more than the flattest of cardboard cutouts for characters and absurd situations papered over by fast pacing, loud noises and flashy explosions.

      I've read Campbell, though not the poem Parzival. Campbell has plenty of dissenters in the litcrit scene as one who's work is overly reductionist. But that's a side issue to the point of my top comment.

    4. Re:It's all about a dead cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the thing about Song of Ice and Fire that makes it compelling is that you quickly lose your 'safety net'. In most stories, you get your main character and follow their exploits, you never have to worry about their safety, because if they die, the story is over; the fact that you have pages in your right hand, means they are safe. Martin has a no holds barred mentality, and if a character dies, no matter how central to the plot, life goes on. The pages in your right hand merely mean that things will keep happening, not that anyone is safe. It is jarring, but definitely it feels like a new experience.

  79. Psst, Hollywood, here's the secret to success by Graymalkin · · Score: 1

    Offer me something of fucking value!

    Here's the product I'm being offered by Hollywood: I'm asked to pay $12 to sit in a crowded theater to watch a movie with the volume set to "deafen". If I want anything to eat or drink I'm expected to pay another $12 for the shittiest example of "food" someone is legally allowed to sell. Multiply this by two since I'm usually seeing a movie with my significant other. Paying upwards of $50 to experience all of this inconvenience is not something to which I attribute value. The value is lessened when someone brings a screaming baby into the theater or decides they want to talk on the phone or text in the middle of the movie.

    With that in mind I'm not about to run out and watch the latest tripe release by Hollywood. They're not geting any money out of me, not because I'm pirating the material, but because I'm not bothering to participate. I'm happy to spend money on things I value but seeing movies in theaters are not those things. Here's my helpful suggestions for Hollywood that would actually get my ass to happily pay to get into a theater.

    1. First and foremost please concern yourselves with the writing a little bit more. I know complaining about Hollywood plots is cliche at this point but I am not interested in paying to see a plot written using Madlibs. If I do want to watch a silly popcorn flick don't think you can charge me through the nose to do so.

    2. Stop with the insane movie budgets. More money does not equal better movie. Really just cut back.

    3. Let me avoid the theater entirely by letting me rent a movie on the dya of release. You're more likely to get money out of me for a shitty movie if I can watch it at home. Don't complain about "box office" returns. The option is you let me rent it for non-zero dollars or I avoid it and you get zero dollars.

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  80. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

    I know plenty of people who hate Star Wars, not a lot since I chose not to associate with those sorts

    That explains, at least in part, why you're so clueless about Star Wars. (Not that you're not as clueless about everything else in your post, just this part stood out.) You're a fanboy, and anything that diminishes the stature of your fandom is banished from your world.
     

    IMHO cult status trumps block buster opening any day.

    Here's a free clue for you - it's a rare movie that doesn't do well at the box office that makes the big bucks later on as a cult favorite. The movies Disney is making bank on are their hits - their flops, you very, very rarely hear of. They aren't stupid.

  81. Real life has an effect that ... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    make believe cannot so easily compete with.... re: leaks, and such.

  82. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    Apologies in advance for the rant.

    Avatar - biggest hit of all time.

    I question whether people saw it for the story, or for the experience (IMAX+3D+modern-day CG). Dances with Wolves did well enough I guess, especially for a Costner flick. Actually, that's probably one template that won't get old, and it's often the B-plot of many action movies.

    But I still wonder if people were going to see Avatar for the story, or if they were going to see it for the then-novel visual experience. I would guess the latter, seeing as how people still go see 3D movies and/or in an IMAX theater, but none have done nearly as well as Avatar. It was a gimmick, but done at the right place and time, with the right marketing, and contained sufficient substance. Of course, you can argue that the gimmick is part of the selling point, part of the movie itself, and you'd be right. It's just hard to be successful with the same gimmick more than once, and it gets less important with every use.

    I had considered the novelty of Avatar making it tons of cash, no denying it was a beautiful movie to watch. The gimmick was beautifully done, and I think it may help the sequels even if people hate 3D otherwise, but I really do think people are curious enough about what happened on the planet after the earth ships left and what will happen when return. I think Avatar can stand on its own for at least one more movie, probably the two they want to make.

    Disney has learned that movies are long term investment, not just box office warriors. They build a brand and milk it.

    Several recent flops were by Disney. They're struggling along with everyone else.

    As for building a brand, Disney's genius lies not in milking their hits with more movies (which have mostly been by Pixar recently, and which they've been doing irrespective), but in their merchandising strategy for their hits. They release a kid's movie, then they immerse the kids in it by making a ton of toys and apparel based on the movie, and slapping it on new theme park rides. The merchandising market is huge and lasts forever (like Star Wars merchandise). However, the key ingredient for this is a hit movie, which as I've said they're struggling to make these days.

    They're going to eventually kill all of the Pixar movies with sequels. Pixar hated sequels when they were still independent. They liked doing new things, telling new stories, creating new characters and places and playing with them. Now that Disney runs the show, Pixar's not doing this anymore. Not that they need to. The current crop of Pixar movies isn't going to run out of steam for at least another two decades (Brave 2, anybody?), by the time which Disney can either buy yet another company and their movie library to milk, or they can ride the Pixar name itself still for another decade or two. Hell, they've done this already, with both the Marvel and Lucasfilm acquisitions. Even if those are old companies, they have a ton of "IP" Disney can milk. And Marvel is producing more each day!

    Buying up other companies and running their ideas into the ground is also a part of their genius. But actually making good movies and creating a strong fanbase is not them any longer.

    I particularly had The Black Hole in mind. It didn't really do well by Disney standards, but they eventually made money on it. Tron to a lesser degree, Disney can make something obscure and old into something new or notable when they can pull it off.

    You can milk a cult movie.

    Boondock Saints 2 anyone (does anyone even know this movie actually exists)? Episode I-III? Matrix 2 and 3? And I don't see anyone clamoring for Kill Bill 3 either, (but only because we know Bill's dead). You can't really milk cult movies. They're one-shots, one-time deals. They're cult classics because they're unique, interesting, special, maybe not very good or not generally a

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  83. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by pecosdave · · Score: 0

    Alright - who invited the hot headed 14 year old aspie?

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  84. "gargantuan" budgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which numbers are you looking at?

  85. The scientists were good too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you watch Pacific Rim in glorious 3D, and forget about the pilots, it is a somewhat good movie. It could have been a really good movie. I liked the scientists, and their story, better than the pilot story. Balancing everything out in a major movie is difficult. Given Hollywood's propensity to screw things up, I am surprised that Pacific Rim was not horrible. Look at the live action dragonball movie for comparison.

    I really think they should have made an Evangelion movie instead.

  86. How can these films be considered failures? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    I don't get it.

    William Gibson saw Pacific Rim twice, I just saw it with my son this weekend, haven't even had a chance to see R.I.P.D., and everyone I know has seen the Lone Ranger and loved it.

    And they haven't even started overseas sales.

    Don't count the chickens before they've hatched.

    Not everything is the first weekend.

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  87. Nobody ever went broke... by mi · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe, somebody is finally going broke underestimating the taste of the American public?

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  88. Its No Mystery -- Its Self Indugence by Baldrson · · Score: 1
    Hollywood has gotten itself in a bind of self-indulgence. As an example, compare the number of Holocaust films to the number of Holodomor films.

    It truly is An Empire of Their Own.

  89. maybe their is a fiscal wall to story telling. by Infestedkudzu · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be neat if there was a plateau for story telling where at some point people don't want it to be more real or more intense or more trumped up. That people like their symbolism and story telling like their food, place in front of them not fast balled at their mouth. (rambling should have anon'd it)

  90. Even Mike Judge can be wrong sometimes by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    Imagine that! People get bored with "Ow! My Balls!" by the third episode.

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  91. Now this is novel by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 0

    A bunch of nerds on a nerdsite ripping things apart for not being popular enough. And then, if that weren't enough, offering opinions on how to make things popular.

    Be still, my gaping laugh hole.

  92. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like the whole "long tail" internet business strategy that turned out to be complete nonsense. There are a few big problems with your idea of aiming for a cult movie:

    • Cult status is almost never going to add up to a big payday just due to a lack of total numbers. Even "Big Lebowski" is never going to match "Knocked Up" in terms of income, though it's going to continue to be popular long after the other has stopped being used as TV schedule filler.
    • You cannot predict the success of a movie as a cult movie. It is completely unreliable -- moreso than blockbuster-type movies.
    • Movie studios use the income from current movies to fund the next set of movies. Even if you manage to make a cult hit that you can milk, you're going to have to wait much longer to make the next movie.
  93. Not that it matters by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Of course analytics will cause movies to fail.

    Analytics is what brings us targeted ads trying to sell us the same thing that we just bought.

    Analytics would seem to be a mortal enemy of creativity as well. And that is what seems to be happening. We're getting deadly, uncreative movies, that appear to be made for 5th graders.

    I'm waiting for screenplays to be written by smartphones soon. Not that it matters in my case - I watch maybe one movie a year any more. And usually disappointed.

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  94. What? by sootman · · Score: 1

    Overpriced, overhyped flops are nothing new. Here's a list of FIFTY -- and that's only since 1995. That's almost 3 per year. (And those are just the biggest -- not even ALL the bombs.) So five or six* big flops this year does not mean DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! It didn't kill the industry in 1999, 2001, 2002, or 2005.

    (Interestingly, I've only seen 6 films on that list. Shame that K-19 is there -- that was a pretty good flick.)

    * Fun fact: 'R.I.P.D.,' 'After Earth,' 'White House Down,' 'Pacific Rim,' and 'The Lone Ranger' is FIVE films, not SIX. Unless "Ranger" sucked so bad you're counting it twice.

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    1. Re:What? by pthisis · · Score: 1

      And Pacific Rim and After Earth will be probably be profitable once the international take is tallied, even before DVD and Netflix and other secondary revenues come into play. After Earth's already taken in over $235 million on a $130 million budget, so it's coming up on recouping marketing costs and still has a little juice left (the average movie spends about half its budget again on production costs, but big blockbusters raise that percentage a bit).

      Pacific Rim will probably make a fair profit--it's built for the international market in a lot of ways (including an international cast and a director who's been successful and is and respected internationally). It's already essentially broken even on production costs even before opening in China and Japan (where it should make a fair bit of cash), and still probably has $40 million or more of burn left in the US.

      That's even without getting into what a "massive flop" is--the Lone Ranger looks like a lock to lose money, but it also doesn't look like it'll be a huge fiasco. More of a moderate disappointment, financially.

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  95. Improved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can indeed improve on Pacific Rim.

    Thor vs Hulk

    1.5 hours of city-levelling CGI battle. No backstory needed. No plot needed.The only thing you'd need is a rake for all the cash.

    Ok, maybe you throw in others trying to stop them. If nothing else than to show how titanic the battle truly is. And to show off some leather-clad girl-butt. Cause sex sells, so you can't leave that out of The Formula.

    captcha: tanker

    Aww geez even you're against me Captcha?

  96. Even simpler... by slew · · Score: 1

    Most folks go see movies and watch TV as part of a shared an experience (either physically with other people, or virtually so they can talk about it at parties). Although many folks talk about only seeing "good" stuff on recommendations (either from friends, or trusted reviewers), the demographics that blockbusters target will often just as likely go see a "bad" movie, just because other folks want to go, or have indicated that they saw and was "okay". Have you noticed that in a group of friends, there are a few that exercise veto-power such that the least common denominator activity was chosen? This has little to do with plot-formulas or cult status of films which generally don't affect the box-office bottom line very much.

    Simple things: like you put it out there and people will come, just don't work the way they used to. Although perhaps many of the /. audience perhaps research/hyperplan their lives, many ordinary folks used to just say, lets go to the movies this Saturday, and watch *whatever* was on the big screen. Or, they heard some movie was being advertized as part of a cross promotion and want to see it simply to be able to say they saw it. Or even, they'd go down to the rental store and get the just released Video. Nowdays, the demographic targetted by blockbusters have social networks that are more fragmented and the choice of entertainment options more varied (even movie theaters are ridiculously multiplexed). This reduces the ability of hollywood to leverage any effciencies of the shared experience to the box-office bottom lines.

    Although you might argue that if they made better films that garner support via word-of-mouth instead of in-your-face blockbuster releases, that would improve things. It might make better movies, but it wouldn't make for the efficiencies the studios required. Right now the movie industry makes a bulk of the money up front (first few weeks of release), where they can concentrate the people into sold-out theaters on a limited number of reels supported by a short push of high cost advertising and marketing. They make the rest of the money spread out over a longer period of time over slower distribution (dvd, foreign release, etc) w/ limited advertising and marketing (basically mostly by inertia and signing big stars, etc).

    The original investors and key players generally get the money up-front, and the residuals pay the bills for rest of the supporting cast (not just actors, but the other mouths as well). W/o the initial return, there's nobody to fund a big-budget movie and the economics of movies suddenly changes. It may be the case that the big-budget movie in a movie house is a dying breed. This means the rest of the industry that rides its coattails (e.g., the movie theaters, the indy pictures, the equipment manufactuers, etc), will need a new model to survive the change. The long tail model is kind of wishful thinking from a business efficiency point of view, so maybe Mr. Spielberg is right, a big change is coming to the studio biz near you...

  97. The Problem With FX is Total Unbelievability by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    Now, I love good special effects, but c'mon, you have to have a story line that is at least believable. After Earth? Just how is everything on the planet designed to kill and eat humans, but there are no humans on the planet? Why haven't all these things starved to death? And of course you have to suspect that all the way thru it, the whole thing's purpose is not to entertain, but to set up a foundation for yet another stupid video game. Video game movies always suck.

    The Zombie movie just made no sense it all. None. There was no cure put forward, only a way to become invisible to them, which in itself made no sense at all. Its hard to enjoy these things when you can't follow along with the thinking. Forbidden Planet made sense in 1954, and is a much better movie even with its primitive effects.

    Pacific Rim? Walls to keep out the monsters? Really? And giant robots to do hand to hand combat without benefit of at least edged weapons except near the very end? Since these things are obviously not magically invulnerable like Godzilla, a much cheaper and more effective solution than either robots or walls would have been some big shore batteries - maybe 20" guns, maybe bigger. Obviously you can penetrate these monsters, and explosives were shown to work, sooo... build guns.

    And the Lone Ranger was just a disaster. All he white people in the movie were evil except the LR himself, who was simply a buffoon. I was hoping for a genuine hero movie, but should have known that since Johnny Depp was in it, it would be his movie and no one else's.

    RIPD? OK I guess, but do we really need grotesque body growths to make this work?

    Superman was totally unsatisfying. What part of "invulnerable" do not these people understand? Fights between Krypton natives on earth are pointless, and no neck snapping is really possible even if they did show that. The whole Superman history was ignored, esp. the death of Johnathan Kent, who COULD have been saved by any Superman up to this point - Superman has ALWAYS been able to slip away long enough to change into his costume and save someone like Dad Kent. A superman that is not really super is not really worth watching.

    And, BTW, this goes for every action movie for the last 20 - 30 years, could we please, please, please have an automotive chase scene where the streets are NOT wet, which seems to occur in the middle of Death Valley in July when there's not so much as a cotton ball in the sky. Boom! Wet streets! Where the H did they come from? And howcum they are suddenly dry with the bad guy finally leaves the road and goes over the cliff and is killed on the rocks below (or whatever?) Not a sign of moisture then.

    Suspension of disbelief can go only so far. If you have to use magic, just say its magic. Don't conjur up a machine that can't possibly work, or would be such an obvious bad idea that we can't get into it. We need to believe that action x caused result y, and it was really clever, and the hero is a genius, etc. If x would obviously cause y only 0.001% of the time, and probably blow up everything in a 10 block radius the other 99.999% of the time, don't try to convince us that the hero planned it that way. Etc. etc. etc.

    1. Re:The Problem With FX is Total Unbelievability by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      OK, I liked Olympus Has Fallen and Whitehouse Down in the same fashion that I enjoyed Die Hard. The lone fly in the ointment is a lot of fun, and the story of a more or less average man thrust to greatness in a dangerous situation is a theme that makes me buy movie tickets to see the same show more than once.

      Now, the NK's coming up with that sort of military hardware to do what they did... nope, ain't buyin' it, and that was a little annoying even while I was watching it. The right wing terrorists were slightly more believable, although they had hardware that would have been D difficult form them to get. But maybe.... But right wing terrorists were just a teeny tiny bit offensive from left wing liberal hollywood to make for me to see - I was a little annoyed at that, but not greatly so. Somebody has to be the bad guy. Would next like to see the same thing done by tree-huggers or vegans or gays or somesuch...

  98. Almost all these films will do well overseas. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pacific Rim made back it's budget opening weekend if you include overseas sales.

    It is simple math.

    The North American theater market is shrinking, the international one is growing.

    Large spectacle based movies are easier to translate for foreign markets than comedy or dramas which rely on nuanced acting.

    Just because Americans don't watch it doesn't mean a movie failed anymore.

  99. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by readingaccount · · Score: 1

    No, Suckerpunch flopped because people want happy endings.

    No, people want satisfying endings. This may or may not mean a happy ending - it may mean an ending that is neither (might even be leaning more towards the unhappy side), but might still have ended with some sort of twist revelation that makes you thing "woah, funny that!".

    The Usual Suspects is a good example ***SPOILERS*** - it's definitely not a happy ending because the bad guy gets away. Doesn't even need to escape - just walks out of the police station before the lead detective puts the pieces together. But it's just so damn satisfying to watch that it's a satisfying ending, and finishes off the film so damn well.

  100. Plot vs SFX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably 30 years ago I rented two movies, Wraith - a special effects extravaganza with little plot and cheezy acting. The other was a little thing called "The Gods Must Be Crazy". Low budget, great plot, great acting. It showed that a big budget spent on SFX means very little.

    Be careful there is a severe danger off laughing yourself to death when the hero is opening the gates to get the Land Rover through or during the Rhino puts out fires - honest, incident.

  101. The day human beings become rational ... by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... is the day Analytics get to rule the world.

    Human beings are famous for being irrational.

    True, we are predictable, but, as irrational beings, our so-called "predictability" is not actually that "predictable", after all.

    Blockbuster movies become blockbuster movies because they somehow sync with the audiences. Be it King Kong or Casablanca or Star Wars or Gone With The Wind, they sell because the fulfill something that the audiences need - either to be entertained, or to be informed, or to be enlightened.

    Lately, actually not lately, but has been for the past several decades, Hollywood has lost its touch.

    Instead of producing movies that can fulfill the needs of the audiences, Hollywood has been relying on formulas, sequels, and remakes of old classics.

    The "Analytics", sad to say, is just a new name for their formula Hollywood has been relying upon since the 1980's.

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    1. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Bigbutt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True. While I typically don't find anything at the movies interesting enough to see, I am sucked in by sequels or by movies that appeal to the geek in me (this year more than the past 20 or so for some reason).

      For instance, I saw The Hobbit and I disliked it immensely. I have no plans to see any of the sequels (Bilbo saved Thorin? Seriously? I don't care what some fucking appendix says.)

      More recently I was going to see After Earth. I do like Will Smith. But friends told me I'd dislike it primarily for the reasons I like Will Smith. In general he's a happy, larger than life character. In After Earth, as I understand, he's very robotic. I think that's why I didn't have any interest in seeing MIB 3D. And what's worse, I don't recall what I saw that night instead.

      I did go see World War Z and did my best to ignore that it wasn't supposed to follow the book. But having three serious (serious!) zombie attacks due to noise (air base, Jerusalem, and the airplane) and then at the end to kick a fucking can in a well lit cafeteria? I almost walked out the second time they made unnecessary noise. (The popcorn sucked big time which is really the clincher "I want some buttered, salty, far too expensive popcorn; what's playing at the theater?")

      From looking at the previews, R.I.P.D. looked okay (not enough to trigger the popcorn response though). White House Down and The Lone Ranger looked pretty stupid. After Earth and Pacific Rim didn't get good reviews from my friends and I wasn't really interested in Pacific Rim anyway. Humorously The Lone Ranger previews knocked home theater setups "Action this big shouldn't be seen on a screen this small" :rolleyes: Way to alienate the folks who are actually coming to see the movies.

      Anyway, nothing upcoming looks good enough to consider regardless of their "Analytics". Obviously I'm not the target audience. I think I can just go and buy the popcorn though :)

      [John]

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    2. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      That's what I went to see, the second Star Trek movie. Since I didn't see the first one, there were several things I was scratching my head over that were explained in the first Star Trek (warp transporter? WTF?)

      [John]

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    3. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Storytelling was recognized as formulaic as far back as Ancient Greece by Aristotle in his book Poetics. He knew then that most people like their stories to end up with the suffering hero redeemed, the villain punished for his misdeeds, forbidden love triumphant, etc. Therefore, that's what the moviegoers have paid for year after year, and that's what Hollywood continues to deliver today. It sells.

      I think the problem is pretty simply a glut. Thanks to modern media and communications, and extra thanks to cheap filmmaking gear, everyone is constantly exposed to endless variations and combinations of these stories. Flip on the TV and there are dozens of movies waiting to stream into your brain. Even if a few are decent, most don't even rise to the level of Sharknado or Snakes on a Plane. And with so many choices, we lack the editorial reviews and critics we might otherwise use to keep out the dross.

      When you see a movie that's truly new and novel, it sticks with you. Sometimes its a good story or came from a good book, sometimes it's a great actor, sometimes it's a new special effect or cinematography trick, or sometimes it plays on our childhood memories. Of course success quickly breeds imitation, and within months there are 58 variations on the theme, adding to the glut. And when the producers tire of the imitators, they release an official sequel or three, and eventually add a "reboot" or "remake" of the originals that captured our imaginations so long ago. They snazz it up, apply extra-modern graphics, bring in Daft Punk to record the soundtrack, hire sexy-fresh new kids to be tomorrow's stars, and retell the same old stories.

      Spielberg knows his problem is not that his next movie will have trouble competing with the current releases. It's that he's really competing against our fondest memories of classics such as Raiders of the Lost Ark, Shindler's List, Star Wars, Jaws, Casablanca, Snow White, and Toy Story, all of which are still busily crowding themselves onto our cable channels and Netflix queues. So other than the fact that he's got a billion dollars in the bank already, he's completely screwed.

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    4. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by anubi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll drop my two cent's worth here...

      For a long time, movies have been losing their appeal to me. The "theatrical experience" is not near what I expect anymore.

      I am told the movie starts at 7. I arrive no later than 6:45 so I can be seated well before the movie starts. So its already dark in the theater and they continuously bombard me with loud ads, keeping me from conversing with my friends. And I am considered rude for trying to communicate with my friends before the movie even starts? Ok, 7PM arrives. Movietime! More ads. Previews. Yet more ads. Coke, cars, TV personalities. When is the show? Ok, 30 minutes go by - they have screened all their crap and finally the splash screen for the feature presentation. By this time I am wondering just what I am doing here. This was delay upon delay trying to get eat the popcorn I had ( served in a little box ) so I would have to get some more. And the drinks are single served so I gotta pay for another specimen.

      Kids laughing. Babies crying. Phones ringing. Lots of distracting lights from texters. The guy behind me taking off his shoes and propping his feet up on the vacant seat right next to my nose. I ask myself why oh why did I do this?

      It took several years to delete my old ways, as the old perceptions I had of the theatrical experience had lost its flavor and no longer delivered satisfaction. I felt entering into a theater was just dropping my pants for a financial screwing at the snack counter, and a royal waste of time in front of the screen. If they are going to screen all those ads to me on my time ( time between when they *say* the movie starts to when the movie actually starts ), they should at least compensate me with free snacks.

      Many industries abuse their customer base. This is what happens. Demand destruction will not happen overnight, as there is a lot of habits formed over the years that have to be broken. But once broken, the onus is now on the marketer to re-establish the habit if they want to have a viable business model.

      It may look like a good business move to go ahead and hike the admission price to $15, surcharge the "silver experience" tickets sold last year, take money from other businesses to run ads to your audience when they came for the movie, mark up the snacks ungodly amounts, and sell dirt-cheap popcorn in little boxes to encourage repeat sales. Consider the demand destruction as your neglected audience finds other things to do. Then make your business decision.

      Consider once your customers have other plans, how do you lure them back?

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    5. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by noh8rz10 · · Score: 0

      whatevs man. I could name you an awesome movie from each year in the past three decades that blows your "thesis" apart.

    6. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by mvdwege · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not just simply a glut; it's a bad glut.

      If you boil everything down to bare bones, there are only a few plots. What matters is execution. When your monster invasion movie has at least three scenes ripped off from Evangelion in the trailer alone, that is a bad sign, to give just one example.

      There is a reason Nolan films do well: Nolan is not perfect, but he does go the extra length in execution.

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    7. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Bongo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is an art and what makes one clothes designer great and successful and another rubbish, it is art, and entirely intuitive.

      All those films listed as flops, I've seen the trailers and immediately was meh. Why? No idea really.

      I enjoyed a one minute action scene in The Americans (it was edgy, unpredictable, funny, clever) more than the 2 hour (felt like) big battle at the end of Man Of Steel, and likewise Iron Man 3. Yaaaawn. Emotionally it was just endless boredom. It gets to the point where you're watching and just thinking... Matrix I, oh now we're doing Dr Octopus, oh now we're doing Bourne, etc.

      Yet some years ago the latter would have seemed impressive.

      I think TV writers understand this better or have better opportunities to weave complex stories and set up more sophisticated surprises and shocks.

      NOW I know Joss Wheedon is going to kill a favourite character right in the middle of me laughing at something else... now I know... and writers know I know... so they have to think of something more clever.

      They can still invent clever things in blockbusters -- like for me how they used the three levels of dream in Inception to overlay three action sequences running at different speeds, that was cool.

      But honestly, most of the appeal of Iron Man for me was Downey's version of the character, whilst all the ohh look terrorists ohh look action was very meh. Ben Kingsley's switch to London drughead was the most memorable thing in that film.

      Maybe that's it, we love the quality of characters and storytelling. The rest is just bling.

      Hey I'm off to get a job as film critic now :-) Yeah I know, don't give up the day job.

    8. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by plover · · Score: 1

      NOW I know Joss Wheedon is going to kill a favourite character right in the middle of me laughing at something else... now I know... and writers know I know... so they have to think of something more clever.

      Yep, that's exactly the point I was trying to get across. Joss Wheedon is now competing against Firefly and Serenity, which is a tough act to follow. And I think that's a big part of the reason he never made a season two: if you start grinding out rehashes of the same plots at the same pace, it turns into yet another grinder. Then all that's left is to jump the shark.

      I think a big part of the reason The Americans is so enjoyable is that so much of it is based on true-life histories of real Soviet spies in America. Sure, they're condensed and packaged for television, but they really did do some of those things as part of their tradecraft. And spies make for some of the most interesting characters, because they use human motivations to twist people into betraying their country. We all can relate to a woman whose son is sick, and in this case bad people hold the antidote - what would we do in that situation?

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    9. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Single serve.... Man your theater suuuuuucks

    10. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"?

    11. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Chriscypher · · Score: 0

      Mod parent UP!

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    12. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by contrapunctus · · Score: 2

      Maybe the trailers giving away the endings is part of it too?

    13. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars was written as a modern film with all the stuff that could be done these days but were impossible at the time it was made so good editing by the editing crew. No 15 minute ad for a Pod Racing in that. Nosa cutesa charactersa whichsa wassa designedas tosa sellsa merchandisesa!

    14. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      You can't tease us like that and not make a list. I'm not looking to argue or criticize, but it could make my life better for 90 minutes here and their to have the list.

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    15. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Phrogman · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Its a pretty rare film that I will actually go see in the Theatre for pretty much exactly the reasons you mention. I see maybe 1 film a year on average, 2 in a rare year.

      I also got rid of cable for the same reason. Nothing worth watching for the ridiculous cost of the service.

      I can wait to watch it on DvD or from some online source like Netflix (or Bittorrent for that matter).

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    16. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      This is the exact reason that the number of times I'll see a film in the theater per year is 1 or less. I think in the last decade I've seen a half dozen films in the theater.

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    17. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by TeddyRockSteady · · Score: 1

      Dont know who your friends are, but pacific rim was incredible and doesnt deserve the lack of interest. It may be the best action movie made in the last five years. Its a shame people are dumb.

    18. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by operagost · · Score: 0

      I can't wait for the sequel:

      Star Trek: Even More Lens Flare

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    19. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure ripping off scenes from Evangelion was a selling point of Pacific Rim. And let's face it: Evangelion is completely unknown to most western audiences.

    20. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      There have only been two worthy movies this summer so far: Despicable Me 2 and Red 2. Both of them are brilliant for all the same reasons that the originals were, and in my opinion both are slightly superior to the originals. I admit to liking Pacific Rim as a guilty pleasure (robots smash monsters!) but I know it was a terrible, bad, awful movie. I still liked it, but I will never bother watching it again. But Red 2 and Despicable Me 2 actually resonated with me. That was good special effects and good action married to a witty script that just made going to the cinema *fun*.

    21. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Joss Wheedon is now competing against Firefly and Serenity, which is a tough act to follow. And I think that's a big part of the reason he never made a season two: if you start grinding out rehashes of the same plots at the same pace, it turns into yet another grinder.

      And I'll love him forever for him knowing not to go there.

    22. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Krojack · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ok, 30 minutes go by - they have screened all their crap and finally the splash screen for the feature presentation.

      30 minutes after the scheduled start time? Over exaggerate much? What the hell theater do you go to? Every movie I've gone to it's maybe 7 minutes after the start time. Sure there are ads before the start time but it's not like you're strapped in your seat with your eyes pinned open all Robot Chicken style being forced to watch them. Also they aren't that loud.

    23. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by Cederic · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I haven't see all of last year's or this year's "big" films, but the five minute answer covering '82 to '11:

      1982 Blade Runner (Ridley Scott)
      1983 Scarface (Brian De Palma)
      1984 The Terminator (James Cameron)
      1985 Brazil (Terry Gilliam)
      1986 Ferris Bueller's Day Off (John Hughes)
      1987 The Princess Bride (Rob Reiner)
      1988 Akira (Katsuhiro Otomo)
      1989 A Grand Day Out (Nick Park)
      1990 Goodfellas (Martin Scorsese)
      1991 Boyz n the Hood (John Singleton)
      1992 Reservoir Dogs (Quentin Tarantino)
      1993 Schindler's List (Steven Spielberg)
      1994 The Shawshank Redemption (Frank Darabont)
      1995 Crying Freeman (Christophe Gans)
      1996 Trainspotting (Danny Boyle)
      1997 Gattaca (Andrew Niccol)
      1998 Run Lola Run (Tom Tykwer)
      1999 Fight Club (David Fincher)
      2000 Requiem for a Dream (Darren Aronofsky)
      2001 Amelie (Jean-Pierre Jeunet)
      2002 The Pianist (Roman Polanski)
      2003 Dogville (Lars Von Trier)
      2004 Shaun of the Dead (Edgar Wright)
      2005 Hard Candy (David Slade)
      2006 This Is England (Shane Meadows)
      2007 Juno (Jason Reitman)
      2008 Waltz with Bashir (Ari Folman)
      2009 The Scouting Book for Boys (Tom Harper)
      2010 Black Swan (Darren Aronofsky)
      2011 We Need to Talk About Kevin (Lynne Ramsay)

      No remakes (that I'm aware of), no sequels, and no easy formulaic films here.

      Shit, cutting down to a single film from some of those years was raw pain. '94 and '05 in particular.

    24. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really need to find a different theater! Seriously, what you describe isn't the norm. There are theaters that allow unlimited drink and popcorn refills. There are theaters with ultra comfortable seats. There are theaters that serve dinner and wine and beer (some until the movie starts, others until the half-way point, none I've been to until the end though) Some theaters have a starbucks inside. Some theaters patrol the isles looking for cell phones like prison guards looking for an escapee.

      There are so many nice theaters, and even small towns usually have some options. You shouldn't discount an entire pastime from what sounds like a few bad experiences (most likely at the same place, over and over again, because what.. it's the closest?)

    25. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right, the Movie Theater experience is no longer enjoyable, furthermore the Home experience is better and better year after year, big screens, surround sound, 3D -if that is your thing-, high quality Image, cheap popcorn, no ads and... NO PEOPLE. Sorry but these days movie theaters are full of jerks.

      And beyond the experience where did all that crappy movies come from? Really? they expect I am going to the cinema and pay for that crap?
      I remember going several times a month to the movies, but that was years ago, now I simply wait for sales of DVD/BR releases.

      My father after years of not going to the movies choose Die hard 5 for a come back. LOL I don't think he will go back to a movie theater ever

      Hollywood never recovered after the 2007 writers' strike..

    26. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by noh8rz10 · · Score: 0

      I'll fill in some gaps, and add some ones where I think your list needs bolstering. your list is a little art-housy - nothing wrong with having fun at the movies.

      1978: Superman / Animal House
      1979: Alien / Apocalypse Now
      1980: Empire Strikes Back / The Shining
      1981: Indiana Jones
      1994: Pulp Fiction
      2003: Monster / Mystic River
      2005: Batman Begins / Brokeback Mountain
      2006: The Departed / The Prestige / Pan's Labrynth
      2008: WALL-E / hurt locker / tropic thunder (a favorite of mine!)
      2009: Up / Inglorious Bastards
      2011: Dragon Tattoo
      2012: Zero Dark Thirty
      Out of time, but you get the point. You forgot Godfather and Terminator 2. Nothing wrong with remakes or sequels per-se, as long as they are awesome.

    27. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quit going to theaters since they banned smoking. Sounds like I haven't missed a thing. I get my movies a few months later on iTunes, Netflix, RedBox, whatever. I can pause to piss, control the volume, drink beer, smoke cigs (and other things), not have to deal with nimrod chatter, smelly feet, sticky floors or farted on cushions (other than my farts). I think the last movie I saw in the theater was Gladiator.

      Why would anyone pay to go to the movie theater is beyond me. I wouldn't even go if they paid me.

    28. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Ah, "no sequels" was part of the mandate.

      "The last three decades" was the challenge, and I stretched it to get Blade Runner in.

      '94 had a number of strong candidates and I had a Tarantino already so Pulp Fiction missed out. Shawshank is pretty peerless anyway. '05 I'd rate several films higher than the two you propose but these things are always subjective.

      I haven't actually seen a couple of the films you've suggested, including Zero Dark Thirty, so that's something to look forward to :)

    29. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Thanks you two. I wasn't being skeptical.

      haven't actually seen a couple of the films you've suggested, ... something to look forward to :)

      Was what I was going for, there's a few I haven't seen, and know I should, and a few I'm going to revisit, thanks.

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    30. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by rhyous · · Score: 2

      Actually I used to time them and the previews usually lasted 11 to 19 minutes, with the majority being 15. I wish I had my excel spreadsheet to show you but to be honest, I haven't tracked the time one since about '08, but I have taken notice that the minutes have been pretty much the same. I once times a 21 minute long preview session - the longest. So while he exaggerated at 30 minutes, you maybe be understating the amount by saying only 7 minutes. However, this actually varies by franchise and by location because some theaters have local ads, some don't, etc...So it is quite possible neither of you are innacurate for your area. Also, I love the Megaplex Theatres in Utah because I can reserve my seats. I can arrive 10 minutes after the listed start time and still be "on time" before the actual move starts. And I can take outside food in.

    31. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Magnus+Pym · · Score: 2

      Remember this the next time some artistic type is trying to argue that their work is somehow `creative', as opposed to the mindless, artisan endeavors of engineers, computer scientists, burger flippers etc...

    32. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by outofluck70 · · Score: 0

      Why no Pulp Fiction? I am genuinely curious, as I see Resevoir Dogs on your list, but feel Pulp Fiction is the better film. Guess that's the torture you speak of from year 94 to 05.

    33. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Oswald · · Score: 1

      I think your parent means thirty minutes since sitting down fifteen minutes before showtime. And I will add that every one of the half-dozen cinemas I have frequented since forever (in both Atlanta and Raleigh) has routinely showed a full 15 minutes of previews after the supposed start time. So having to wait 30 minutes after sit-down sounds about right to me.

      And they are that loud. Count yourself lucky, wherever you are.

    34. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I am waiting for it on spinny disc so that I can watch it in the comfort of my own home theater. Anymore, it's hard to get the rest of the family to bother with a movie theater. The cinema experience continues to degrade quite independent of the decline in content quality.

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    35. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      2001 - Donnie Darko (Richard Kelly) --very unique storyline

    36. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by MPAndonee · · Score: 1

      Ok, 30 minutes go by - they have screened all their crap and finally the splash screen for the feature presentation.

      30 minutes after the scheduled start time? Over exaggerate much? What the hell theater do you go to? Every movie I've gone to it's maybe 7 minutes after the start time. Sure there are ads before the start time but it's not like you're strapped in your seat with your eyes pinned open all Robot Chicken style being forced to watch them. Also they aren't that loud.

      No, he's not exaggerating. It's been my experience as well.

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    37. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In '99 I would have put "The Green Mile"

    38. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by noh8rz10 · · Score: 0

      meh. no sequels is pretty arbitrary.T2, Empire stand on their own and are better than their predecessors. also, while the 1988 batman was a great movie, batman begins was a great movie in its own right and deserves to be included.

    39. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Kizul+Emeraldfire · · Score: 1

      I'll drop my two cent's worth here...

      For a long time, movies have been losing their appeal to me. The "theatrical experience" is not near what I expect anymore.

      I am told the movie starts at 7. I arrive no later than 6:45 so I can be seated well before the movie starts. So its already dark in the theater and they continuously bombard me with loud ads, keeping me from conversing with my friends. And I am considered rude for trying to communicate with my friends before the movie even starts? Ok, 7PM arrives. Movietime! More ads. Previews. Yet more ads. Coke, cars, TV personalities. When is the show? Ok, 30 minutes go by - they have screened all their crap and finally the splash screen for the feature presentation. By this time I am wondering just what I am doing here. This was delay upon delay trying to get eat the popcorn I had ( served in a little box ) so I would have to get some more. And the drinks are single served so I gotta pay for another specimen.

      Kids laughing. Babies crying. Phones ringing. Lots of distracting lights from texters. The guy behind me taking off his shoes and propping his feet up on the vacant seat right next to my nose. I ask myself why oh why did I do this?

      I have no idea where you live, but dang. I live in Springfield, and usually when I go to see movies, I go to the Wehrenberg Theater; I have never once encountered any of that. Then again, in regard to the texters, they usually play a short 'ad' that politely (though in a tongue-in-cheek way) requests people to turn off their cell phones and neither make calls nor text during the movie.

      In regard to somebody propping their feet on the seat next to me: that's never bothered me 'cause I sit in the absolute very back anyway. For me, it's the best view (though I also know that 'best' is highly relative).

      And as far as the movie starting late: it starts perhaps as much as five minutes late, but never more than that. All the ads and trivia and previews and other things that the theater does between movies happens before the movie's 'Showing' time. Exempli gratia: I went to a 5:00 showing of Man of Steel; I showed up rather early (got the ticket at 4:22), but the movie itself started at maybe between one and three minutes after 5:00, and that was after the gratuitous ads, and previews for other movies and so forth.

      The only thing I have to deal with is people getting up from their seats in the middle of the movie to use the bathroom and/or get more snacks. :p And occasionally people talking in low voices during the movie. Other than that: nada.

      Honestly, I'd suggest going to a different cinema (if possible). I don't know where you are, but given your review, I don't think I'll ever go the one you go/went to. :/

    40. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but although those are good movies, they belong in my "DVD" category. It is true that plots would be great on blockbuster films, but the reason I watch a blockbuster in a movie theater is because of cinematography, action and visual effects.

    41. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by benhattman · · Score: 1

      None of that is what's really changed. What changed is if you've got a 60" TV in your living room, the theater experience is no longer quite as mystifying as it was when you had a 25" screen. That's the big difference.

      When Jurassic Park came out, you had to see it in the theater because if you didn't catch it in those first three months, all you'd be able to do is rent it on VHS nearly a year later. And seeing those dinosaurs pan across the screen at home was just not the same experience at all. Today, when the Lone Ranger comes to the theater, why rush? If you don't see it in the first three months, you should be able to stream it to your home by Thanksgiving. The video and sound quality will each be about 80% as good as in the theater, which is good enough for most people, and it'll only cost $3 for the whole family. That's what changed.

      Ironically, at the same time that special effects have become less of a compelling reason to rush to the theater, major studios have tripled down on the technique. Twenty years ago, maybe two special effects heavy movies were released a year. Those were usually must see. The rest of the summer was filled with more conventional action movies, comedies, romantic comedies, dramas, etc. Water World was not a good movie, but it was still an event movie at a time where such movies stood out. I believe Water World basically broke even. Now...?

    42. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Ok, 30 minutes go by - they have screened all their crap and finally the splash screen for the feature presentation.

      30 minutes after the scheduled start time? Over exaggerate much? What the hell theater do you go to? Every movie I've gone to it's maybe 7 minutes after the start time. Sure there are ads before the start time but it's not like you're strapped in your seat with your eyes pinned open all Robot Chicken style being forced to watch them. Also they aren't that loud.

      I just watched Pacific Rim at a Regal theater this weekend. Scheduled start time was 7:40. That's when they started showing previews instead of general ads. The movie started at 8:00.

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    43. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Several of those films are 'action' films, although none of them are mindless summer blockbuster material.

      Most of them have great visual effects. Some of them set the bar that many films still can't reach. One reason they have great effects is that the effects add to the film; they aren't the film.

      But you lost all credibility the moment you proclaimed you watch blockbusters for cinematography. I've just given you a list of some of the finest films for three decades, by absolutely the best directors alive, working with genuinely great cinematographers to create masterpieces of cinema. And you want to watch a blockbuster instead?

      Just go away. You are not worthy.

    44. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Still not seen that. So many films, so little time :(

    45. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I do love Pulp Fiction. It's genuinely great and was a true joy at the cinema. Most people I know rate it higher than Reservoir Dogs, but is it really better than Shawshank? I don't think it is. The witticisms are better, but you're comparing to a film that's been recognised as possibly the greatest film ever made.

      But the real travesty is that I don't think either of them are the best film released in 1994, and I consciously chose not to include that one in the list. I picked Shawshank instead because it has broader appeal, and because you can easily highlight what makes it so great a film.

      It's just not quite as good as Leon.

      1994 was a great year for cinema.

      (I also chose Schindler's ahead of True Romance in '93, and that's Tarantino's finest film, courtesy of the late Tony Scott)

    46. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      This, and I am led to believe many of these "prologue ads", like the overpriced refreshments, actually go a long way toward the theatres bottom line: unlike much of the ticket revenue. The rather interesting news in US movies is that they're actually generating much more revenue overseas now than domestically, which is why you now see Angelina's husband portrayed as a UN operative rather than a rogue American superhero saving the World. Pacific Rim, title and all, is all wrapped up to do well in Asia. It is a different market these days... a bit less Americocentric.

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    47. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I really love Donnie Darko. It was a tough choice between that and Amelie, and they're both very unconventional films and they're both excellent.

      So just watch both :)

      Then watch the Donnie Darko director's cut, because that's a great film in its own right too. I prefer it to the original; others don't.

    48. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Fierlo · · Score: 1
      I recently went to see "The Purge", and prior to the start time (8:35), there was a pre-show consisting of entertainment trivia, product placement spots, and such.

      At 8:35, the commercials started. I timed it. There was a full 10 minutes of commercials.

      Then there were previews. 10 minutes of previews. I don't mind the previews usually, but after sitting through 10 minutes of commercials, I just wanted to see the movie.

      For an 86 minute movie, there was 20 minutes of stuff before the movie started, and the movie ended up starting at 8:55 instead of 8:35.

      I won't be going to the theatre again any time soon.

    49. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That says more about the quality of movies over the last five years than it does about Pacific Rim.

    50. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      According to imdb, Waterworld cost $175,000,000 and made $264,218,220 (Worldwide). Even with "Hollywood accounting", that seems to me like it made plenty of money.

      (BTW, I think it was a good movie, though I think there are a lot of movies worse than many of the famous "really horrible" movies. Many of them were fairly boring, but don't deserve all of the scorn they get.)

    51. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah then what happens when they run out of stuff to rip off? The quality drops dramatically to nil as they assume they can invent something as good.....

    52. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my giant kick ass robots controlled by fourteen year olds damn it.

    53. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So its already dark in the theater and they continuously bombard me with loud ads, keeping me from conversing with my friends.

      They're not just keeping you from conversing with your friends.

      Cinemas in the US routinely operate movies and advertisements with the sound set far beyond the legal limits at which the Federal government requires workplaces to provide hearing protection. If you can't converse with your friends, the odds are overwhelmingly high that this is happening.

      It's gotten so bad in this day and age that only an idiot walks into one of those places without hearing protection, just as you would bring hearing protection when going to a concert.

      Many restaurants and clubs do the same with the music they play, and the vast majority of DJs and bands are guilty of this as well. We also have huge problems with the music and special effects volumes being set too high on DVDs, relative to the speech amplitude.

      This can be easily verified by using a sound level meter. Get a good quality one (typically $80-$100), as with all measurement equipment, the cheap stuff is unreliable with respect to both accuracy and precision. Look up the limits in the published federal laws. Make the measurements.

      The limits are considerably lower than most people realize.

      It's actually quite difficult to listen to music or audio books or audio course in a car, at highway speeds, for long rides, without going over the limits (which involve both amplitude and time of exposure). Most cars simply don't have enough noise insulation (you have to buy a luxury model to get that, and even then it depends on the model and manufacturer -- many luxury models are more about gadgets than substance), which means the amplitude on the car stereo has to be set way up to hear anything over the highway noise.

      To make matter worse, the legal limits are probably too lenient with respect to businesses (no surprise there), which means the sound amplitude levels capable of causing potentially permanent and irreversible hearing damage are probably lower than the numbers the government sets, especially given human variation.

      Further, the limits are oriented towards continuous sound, and really don't consider the danger of impulsive sound (sound where the amplitude approximates what engineers and physicists refer to as an "impulse", which affects the body differently from continuous sound and can cause hearing damage even with short exposure). In other words, the non-linear nature of human biology isn't really being taken into account when setting these limits. Further, we can't measure human beings directly, which means it's hard to be certain we really know when sound will be damaging and there are lots of reasons to suppose we're likely to be under-estimating the danger.

      Those who like to shoot guns must absolutely wear hearing protection (guns generate impulsive sound), unless you are one of the fortunate individuals able to practice with a noise suppressor.

      Your sound level meter will not help measure impulsive sound. This (at present) requires really expensive equipment. You most certainly DO get exposed to this type of noise in the cinema (it's common in the audio effects of modern movies, particularly action movies). Firework shows are another bad place for high exposure to this type of sound: always wear hearing protection at these.

      The average 18 year old in a modern society already has measurable hearing loss compared with a similar person from a primitive society, as a result of exposure to high amplitude sound routinely found in these societies (never stand near a bus when it's braking, that in itself can cause loud enough noise to be painful and potentially damaging, if the brakes aren't maintained properly, which they often aren't), and the problem only gets worse as people age.

      In most jurisdictions, exposing people to loud, potentially damaging sound, is considered either battery or assault, and thus subject to either civil law (

    54. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      I think Evangelion is overrated. Those who keep gushing about it are usually the worst of weeyaboos.

      That being said, what made my decision to skip Pacific Rim easier was the blatant dishonesty coming from the production team. When some of your visuals are 1-to-1 copies, don't feed me a line that you didn't use Evangelion as an inspiration. That kind of lying tells me you were only in this for the money, with no interest in any quality whatsoever.

      I don't mind blockbuster fare, just as I don't mind fast food either. When I do consume it, I do demand it is made with some minimal care for the end product though.

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    55. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      I did go see World War Z and did my best to ignore that it wasn't supposed to follow the book.

      Seriously? I am 20 pages from finishing the book. Haven't seen the movie, but the movie *can't* follow the book since there is nothing to follow! Next you will be complaining that the prequel, The Zombie Survival Guide doesn't follow the book. Again, nothing to follow.

      Have you read the book?

      TBH i don't mind the bigger Hollywood movies. They are almost always what they advertise to be. Mindless action plots with a few one liners. Sometimes that is what i want. Every now and then they take themselves a little too seriously, but that doesn't get in the way of a few hours of downtime/entertainment.

      If you want a plot, leave Hollywood out of it and read a book.

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    56. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      For a long time, movies have been losing their appeal to me. The "theatrical experience" is not near what I expect anymore.

      Mostly this is because you are older. Not that movies or the "theatrical experience" has changed all that much... You probably don't like kids on your lawn either.

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    57. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Some people like bling. They like the art of bling.

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    58. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      A chuck of these films are as formulaic as it gets. A large chunk of the rest are pretty predictable. Its like no one has ever read a book or something.

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    59. Re: The day human beings become rational ... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Several of those films are 'action' films, although none of them are mindless summer blockbuster material.

      What do you think Terminator was at the time?

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    60. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by HereIAmJH · · Score: 1

      I am led to believe many of these "prologue ads", like the overpriced refreshments, actually go a long way toward the theatres bottom line: unlike much of the ticket revenue.

      I have a friend that works (IT management) for a smaller theater chain. They earn very little from ticket sales. Particularly when taking into account the requirements the studios put on them for new projection equipment every few years. (the result of the studios appeasing the George Lucases with fancy new tech rather than requiring better content) Without ad revenue and concessions you wouldn't have any theaters. Even large chains, like AMC, are struggling with higher overhead and lower revenue.

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    61. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Why should I spend $50 on tickets and snacks when the same snacks in a store are $10 and Castle is on tonight? Violence, triumphant heroes, punished villains, and forbidden romance. For about 1/10th the price.

      When you reduce it to a simple formula and bring nothing new or interesting, why bother? Shakespeare and Disney wrote no new stories. They just took existing stories, polished them, and spit them out. Formulas have been around since before Shakespeare. The male actor playing a female role, the female character pretending to be a man (go see Victor Victoria for a modern reversal). There are a lot of re-used characters. Some commedies were deliberately bad at parts, and you could buy rotten tomatoes to throw at the actors. But it was all planned and formulaic. We've revided and honed the formulas down to shows like CSI making fun of their own formula (the sunglasses thing for Cain in the intro is essentially a joke that they continue because people are laughing at the show, not with it. If they found a way of selling you rotten tomatoes in your living room, TVs everywhere would be covered with red when he stopped mid-sentence to play with his glasses (on or off) for emphasis. Instead it's become a drinking game.

    62. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Your doing it wrong. Go there not on preview night, during the day. Many times there is no one there but 4-5 other people total scattered, we sit up near the top middle, put up several seat arms...if I could only smoke inside! Sometimes I get too lazy and just pee on the floor...

    63. Re:The day human beings become rational ... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      They could make up their mind what film they plan to do, too... The Lone Ranger as case in point. It couldn't decide if it was the classic remade (when it was, it was good), or something camp and "modern" (when it was, it sucked, and the camp crap often came on the heels of something serious and good, which ruined the scene).

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  102. Dear Hollywood, by Skynyrd · · Score: 1

    Fuck you. You earned it.

    Rather than produce interesting movies, with good characters and great dialog, you relied on effects. Sure, a lot of people love that stuff; see Fast & Furious 27 or whatever it was. The rest of us aren't interested.

    You attack your fans. You make me sit through a barrage of crap to watch a DVD if I purchase it (so I don't). You use the federal government to be your cop. You won't let me see movies how I want. You penalize Netflix when they try and give me what I want. The prices at the theater keep going up (I paid $12 to see Star Trek in 3D?) You rely on gimmicks, rather than content (see 3D).

    Fuck you. You earned it.

  103. Sociopaths can't make films. News at 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Repeat after me: Stupid shit doesn't earn money

    When Hollywood is run by people who "failed upwards" (to quote Kevin Smith), you have to expect big failures.

    Star Trek and Superman were shitty films without any heart. They had the approximation of something slightly resembling a heart, but failed because sociopaths don't understand what actually makes people smile, laugh or cry. You can fake it in a board room or a wedding, but when it comes to art, people are actually harder to fool.

    They may not know exactly why they felt nothing, but that doesn't change the fact. And there are always reasons. Our subconscious minds, however, pick up on stupid shit.

    I mean, jeez, Spock crying out "Khan" when Kirk died in the oh-so-clever mirroring of the classic Shatner / Nimoy story was embarrassing and meaningless. The whole of "Wrath of Khan" was an argument about winning and sacrificing. "The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many", versus not believing in the no-win situation. And Kirk lost his best friend to the lesson. It meant something, it's what the film was built around, and it worked. Plus the story wasn't a stupid visual roller coaster. It had little things like, dramatic pauses. And actors we liked. In this "Into Darkness" crapball, we got eye candy and nothing of any real meaning. For crying out loud, Kirk was brought back to life ten minutes later! What an insulting joke. And it lost money? What the hell do you expect? People may be stupid, but their inner landscapes still recognize a real story when they see one. This didn't have one because its creators were broken humans.

    "Man of Steel" was retarded for SO many reasons. I'm not going to waste air on that monstrosity.

    "Pacific Rim" was actually my favorite of the three, but it was still bad. It could have done with a good script doctor and somebody with some engineering training, and a soul. I didn't feel ripped off and insulted, though. (I saw it on a cheap day and I knew before going in it was going to be flawed, so I wasn't disappointed, but I certainly wouldn't recommend it to adults.)

    The sad part is that they *almost* got it right. Trying to justify giant robots? That's hard! Hats off for trying. But they still failed.

    There's a reason films like "Hunger Games" do well. They don't have ass-stupid stories. And they have a real heart.

    Remember "Terminator 2"? That was a good film because they didn't fake anything.

    "The Matrix" was good because it wasn't stupid. But imagine how well it would have done if Neo somehow already knew kung fu before going in? Or if the Matrix was actually a military experiment and Bruce Willis saved the day with a shotgun and smarmy charm? It would have bombed because Stupid shit doesn't earn money. Hire some fucking writers!

    Good films don't leave the audience saying, "Um, why not use a sword right from the very beginning? (Pacific Rim)" or "Um, Kryptonians don't actually hurt each other in fist fights because they are invulnerable. And stop wrecking our cities. You alien assholes." Most of "Man of Steel" was based on a flawed premise which a seven year old could point out. Maybe Hollywood should hire some seven year olds?

    Is the act of not writing stupid, heartless shit so very hard?

    Yes, apparently. If Hollywood wants to fix things, they need to ban sociopathy and hire some humans. The kind who aren't stupid.

  104. Steven Spielberg predicted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...nothing.

    Spielberg was a master at story telling in his early years as a director where I had a modicum respect for those works. Unfortunately like an early COBOL program, he caught the year 2000 bug and became crap. In the article, he highlighted his own film Lincoln (which was dire) and his best bud George Lucas (with the equally dire Red Tails) as examples.

    In the article, the way he mouthed,"You're talking about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas can't get their movie into a theatre!" Sorry, Stevie, but you had totally forgotten that movies is all about entertainment and you and Lucas simply failed to entertain. Audiences taste change, if you can't keep up, then you're just yesterday's news. It's as simple as that. Past successes doesn't necessarily translate into future successes.

  105. An idea for Hollywood by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Maybe if Hollywood eliminated the delay between a films US opening date and its opening date in other countries like Australia, less people would download a copy from the internet instead of waiting for the local opening date.

  106. When a flop is not a flop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pacific Rim has made $180m in under 2 weeks worldwide, with huge Japanese and Chinese openings coming at the end of July. Hardly a flop. Time to look beyond the U.S. market alone when declaring flops.

  107. um, do the simple math by rjejr · · Score: 1

    6 blockbusters came out in 6 weeks and nobody can figure out why not any single one of the 6 made a lot of money? Go back over the history of summer blockbusters - start at Jaws or whenever - and you know what you'll find,1, maybe 2 blockbuster movies PER YEAR. Not 1 every week. Add up the total box office of every summer and I bet the TOTAL for this summer is comparable to the TOTAL of every other summer since Jaws. Hollywood wants a successful blockbuster, then make ONE, not 6.

    1. Re:um, do the simple math by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      6 blockbusters came out in 6 weeks and nobody can figure out why not any single one of the 6 made a lot of money? Go back over the history of summer blockbusters - start at Jaws or whenever - and you know what you'll find,1, maybe 2 blockbuster movies PER YEAR. Not 1 every week. Add up the total box office of every summer and I bet the TOTAL for this summer is comparable to the TOTAL of every other summer since Jaws. Hollywood wants a successful blockbuster, then make ONE, not 6.

      Correction, 6 expensive movies to produce came out in 6 weeks. It's not up to Hollywood as to what makes a blockbuster, it is up to the viewers. But you do have a point, consumers only have so much disposable income. It seems the problem is that Hollywood has too much available cash so they turn out more product than the public can consume.

      Here's a thought, produce fewer films which saves money and lower ticket prices, which encourages more viewers. Should be a win/win. It's basic economics, supply and demand. Lower the price, you increase demand. Raise the price, particularly when there is competition for disposable income and you lower demand.

  108. Maye others arfe doing what I did by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    and after my last $50 outing to the movie theater with my son I said fuck it and haven't been to a theather since before iron Man 2. I think The Road was the last movie. I now wait till I see it at a pawn shop or at a discount somewhere or better yet dont buy it at all. No fucking way a movie theather wlll get my money ever again.

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    1. Re:Maye others arfe doing what I did by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      $50 for you and your son, damn, I'm glad I don't live where you do. We just went to the movies this weekend for $50 including drinks and popcorn, but that was a family of 4. Then again, we live in flyover country.

  109. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by russotto · · Score: 1

    Star Wars - though a formula setter - didn't follow movie formulas of 1977.

    It's a Western, translated from American to Japanese and back, in space. So yeah, it followed movie formulas of some years back. What's old is new again and all that.

  110. death by twitter by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    It used to be that even a badly made film could do well in the box office if Hollywood put a real effort behind promotion. If there were big enough explosions to make the trailers look good, and enough advertisement to swamp out the bad press, a film could still do well even if it had absolutely noting going for it except some name stars and spectacular explosions. I think one of the things that has changed is how well connected movie goers have become. When a film sucks you tweet it or facebook it and there's a couple hundred people who are now less likely to see it. And they tweet it to their friends, and in surprisingly few steps even Kevin Bacon gives it a miss.

    In short, the phenomenon Hollywood is fighting against (perhaps unknowingly) is social networking. They continue to play to their strengths -- trailers attached to other blockbusters that might also have bombed, and TV spots that fewer and fewer people see, because who in the prime demographic watches network tv anymore? So they spend like they always have, and it isn't working anymore because people are migrating to a different model for choosing a movie, and the effect is starting to be seen.

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    1. Re:death by twitter by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      You deserve higher moderation than you've gotten so far. Nobody else has commented on the changing nature of publicity. It's true. Word of mouth was powerful long before social networking on the Internet. Now it's killer.

      And the Kevin Bacon thing was funny.

  111. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know plenty of people who hate Star Wars, not a lot since I chose not to associate with those sorts

    That explains, at least in part, why you're so clueless about Star Wars. (Not that you're not as clueless about everything else in your post, just this part stood out.) You're a fanboy, and anything that diminishes the stature of your fandom is banished from your world.

     

    IMHO cult status trumps block buster opening any day.

    Here's a free clue for you - it's a rare movie that doesn't do well at the box office that makes the big bucks later on as a cult favorite. The movies Disney is making bank on are their hits - their flops, you very, very rarely hear of. They aren't stupid.

    Not to drive the point above home too hard (because that would hurt), but... here's a list of Disney's lesser remembered "Classics"

    • Mr Magoo
    • The Country Bears
    • Inspector Gadget
    • A kid in King Author's Court
    • 102 Dalmations
    • Honey I Blew up the Kid
    • Blank Check
    • Haunted Mansion

    And I didn't even scratch that entire mildly amusing, but otherwise dull area of the 60's, which included the flubber remakes, escape from the sequels of witch mountain, the parents trapped in a remakes of the parent trap, air bud #5, etc.

    They are smart enough to not promote these gems from the "Disney Vault"

  112. Pacific Rim Is Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story makes me a little sad. Pacific Rim is the best movie I've seen all year... and I've seen most of this year's releases. I was definitely hoping for a sequel on this one.

  113. Tell tale sign of an economy ready to collapse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a distraction. Hollywood is at fault for a losing movie season? Well maybe, but only in so far as it being a by product of their decades of brain washing content that has helped hollow out the USA economy over the same time frame.

    The city of Detroit goes bankrupt, the first in what will be many cities. The whole country is at the very tipping point with its over leveraged municipal bond (and then T-bill) bubbles. This will not end well. People have no idea the scale of the next financial collapse coming right around the corner.

    People are spending less, because they have less. Discretionary spending like going to the movies is the first thing people cut out of their budget when the income belt tightens. Theaters will be a thing of the past as we head toward the self fulfilling prophesy we have created for ourselves, just take a look at at the movie Idiocracy. In fact you could say we are headed to "A Brave New 19-Idiocracy", and you pretty much hit our future on the nose.

  114. The gaming industry by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    can watch and learn a lot from their Hollywood brethren since they seem to be on the same path.

    Games with a story ? Bah. Story takes a back seat to effects and eye candy these days. Give me a good story and I can forgo crazy visuals. Give me a good story AND crazy visuals and you've got a rare gem on your hands.

  115. Faramir and Osgiliath? by reluctantjoiner · · Score: 1

    So after an almost exhaustive list (which I mostly agree with btw) you left out the "improvement" to Faramir's character and the hobbits little side trip to Osgiliath?

    Annoyingly, it's even lampshaded: "We shouldn't even be here!". Indeed.

  116. Every plot the same... by Roogna · · Score: 1

    I mean, not just in the normal Hollywood sense, but like this year has been one post-apocolyptic film after another.
    Other years it's a dozen Vampire films.
    Or cheeky comedies.

    I think even the occasional good movie gets lost in the mass of sameness. Wish they'd schedule the releases to provide more variety over the course of the year...

  117. Quality by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 2

    but the bulk of box-office success ultimately comes down to the most elusive and unquantifiable of things: knowing what the audience wants before it does, and a whole lot of luck.

    In particular in our economic times when people think twice before paying a ticket and $8 for a cup of soda, the audience wants quality. Quality, engaging plots (horror, drama, sci/fi, action, commedy, whatever) that keep you at the edge of your seat, or comm. Special effects is just spice. You can put spice on a turd, but that won't turn it into a cut of filet mignon.

    I knew that Pacific Rim was going to flop (even though I wanted it to succeed.) I mean, giant robots vs monsters? What the fuck is the main population made off? 4-th graders? I know that in /. (and in the interweebz in general) we like to paint the population as dumb (where population == everyone but us), but that's just bullshit...

    ... and the proof of that is in the cinematographic flops among other things.

    1. Re:Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flop. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

      As of today the movie's already made US$178 million, with a production budget of US$180 million, and it hasn't yet opened in Japan and China, where the buzz is tremendous.

  118. Where is the capitalism? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
    What's counter-intuitive is that, if Hollywood sucks pond water, yet people still want movies, why any number of other things haven't occurred:
    • More alternative locations challenge Hollywood. Sure, Sundance: but why haven't festivals begotten more local challengers?
    • More amateur auteurs, given the lower barriers to entry for hardware.
    • More traditional stage productions.

    I suppose its a time/money/advertising thing, but this craptacular economy seems like it should be freeing up some time to explore for some folks.

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  119. I just saw "Wolf Children" the other day... by Yosho · · Score: 1

    It was amazing. Easily the best movie I've seen in a few years, at least. I think almost everybody in the theater cried at some point.

    And it only got one showing at one theater in my city, and the room was maybe 2/3 full, if that.

    But I guess it didn't have any explosions, it wasn't about a sappy romance, and it didn't feature big-name actors saying witty one-liners, so it's relatively unknown.

    Hollywood could definitely use a shakeup.

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  120. Exactly. Check my recent comments by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    about another Hollywood story.

    Movies that don't suck would be great.

    And I don't just mean "indie obscurity." I can watch Apocalypse Now or The Last Emperor over and over again and appreciate each in a new way every time. There are dozens of others that I feel the same way about. The first Star Wars trilogy. The first Indiana Jones films. Doctor Zhivago. Lawrence of Arabia. Even The Ten fucking Commandments—and I say that as an atheist that hates Charlton Heston (just to prove that it's not about subject matter, or star power).

    But (to recall another recent /. story), every time I go to a film lately, I feel as though I've already seen the film two dozen times, with characters carrying slightly different guns, wearing a slightly different-colored superhero suit, etc. Informal film discussion with my wife after the screening has turned from in-depth discussion and debate into "slightly better than Spiderman, slightly worse than Iron Man," followed by "yup, agree."

    We shouldn't be able to make easy linear comparisons like that that seem to offer no further opening for discussion.

    It's not even that Hollywood won't "take risks" any longer—they've just fallen prey to the same investor-centric disease that the rest of the economy has. A modest film for a modest profit is not good enough. It's "total earth-shaking blockbuster worldwide $1bn potential or bust."

    But when every film that gets made is shooting for the "top grossing ever" formula right out of the gate, there's precious little variation or nuance involved. You've got 5 or 10 films to emulate, or even half that number that are the "surest bets."

    Nobody goes to a film because they want a "sure bet." If that's what we wanted, we'd just stay home and watch Apocalypse Now one more time (which is precisely what people are doing, I'd bet).

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  121. not enough like the explosions by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I think it's worth pointing out that there will always people who will watch unexceptional movies just for the stunts and special effects. It's usually people who say about a film "it was a fun roller coaster ride" or "it was a great summer popcorn flick". but it seems like there aren't enough people like that anymore to overcome a $200M budget. Maybe there is hope for humanity. (Or maybe we're all just broke.)

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  122. Lone Ranger by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    Actually, the Lone Ranger might not have been a block buster hit, but it was pretty darn enjoyable. Could used a little editing to cut the length, but over all, a fun experience. Sometimes I don't understand what the reviewers are looking for in a movie. Maybe Disney just didn't pay the right people enough for the right reviews.

  123. over the hill directors by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Spielberg, Lucas, and Soderberg are all just aging hacks yelling "Get off my lawn". They're complaining how hard it is for THEM to get a movie funded, as if they're the best there is, when in fact they're all really washed-up fossils, not the titans they might once have been. When is the last time any of them released a blockbuster? Jurassic Park in 91? They're just useless old men telling a bunch of war stories and blaming it on someone... ANYONE else, that they've lost their privlidged places in hollywood.

    Hollywood has gone way down hill... No question about it. But there Have been worthwhile movies speckled throughout, and there are signs that things are finally improving. Part of that improvement is probably that studios are not stupid enough to give these washed-up big names a blank check whenever they want to squeeze out a stinker.

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  124. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    It's not just a Western, it's a new version of the old chapter-a-week serials that used to be shown on the weekends, as are the Indiana Jones movies. Only instead of having anywhere from twelve to fifteen chapters with runtimes of about twenty minutes or so, each chapter is a full-length film. In fact, even the bit of back story given in the opening crawl comes straight from the serials; the only thing really missing is having each episode end with a cliffhanger and begin with the resolution of the previous chapter's ending.

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  125. Prices are my personal issue by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    I went to go see Man Of Steel in the theater. The ticket price was 10.50 or something rather then taxes.
    That price was actually really decent, figured, not bad for a movie experience.

    Then I saw the concession stand. If I wanted two large popcorns, two pops, and a candy bar, it was 26$.

    Yes, it was as expensive as dinner for two at a restaurant. Then you take on the movie, plus taxes.
    So if a couple goes to the movies, tickets, pop corn, a drink and a candy bar, you're looking at 50$.
    That, my friends, is what's killing the movies in my opinion, at least where I live around.
    I'd much rather go to a nice restaurant at that price for a good meal and conversation.

    If a large pop wasn't 7$, then I might consider enjoying the movie theater experience, at a reasonable cost.
    Needless to say I saw the movie, enjoyed that, but didn't buy anything from the concession.
    Or I'd go to the drive in, it's about a 40 minute drive, but their food is cheaper, and I get 2-3 movies
    for the same price (10.50 or so), plus it's a real treat to have one still around.

    Location - Canada, British Columbia, Cineplex/Silvercity

    1. Re:Prices are my personal issue by ledow · · Score: 1

      I haven't been to the cinema for nearly 10 years now. It's just too expensive to have some twat elbowing his way past you, kids screaming, teenager's throwing popcorn, etc.

      That's AFTER I've queued for a long time, been accused of everything from smuggling in a camera, to bringing in my own drink, to supporting terrorism, sat through 20 minutes of trailers starting at the "movie start time", and wondered what the hell I'm sitting on.

      Sorry, it's just not worth it. If I want to watch a movie with friends, I can't do it at the cinema for exactly the same reasons (and, really, why would you do that?). If I want to take a loved one, the same. All possible scenarios just make it more sensible to wait for it to come out on DVD and then watch it at home on even a 32" screen.

      If at all. The junk that's on lately, I honestly haven't watched a "blockbuster" in years. I *JUST* saw the "new" Star Wars movies (i.e. Episode 1 etc.) on TV for free. God, I'm so glad I didn't pay. How the hell did they get to Episode 3?

      I watched Avatar first on BBC iPlayer. I'm sure it's very "woooh" in 3D but I wouldn't pay for that either (my gf cannot see 3D due to an eye problem, and I have honestly been more impressed by a Dragon's Lair hologram from the 80's/90's than anything else I've ever seen in 3D).

      The cinema is bouyed up by people bored out of their brain paying to see a movie so they can say they've seen it, and not even caring what it's about. My facebook "friends" post every week along the lines of "Went to see X. Quite good." for everything that's on in the cinema, and that's the kind of person that's keeping Hollywood afloat. I doubt they remember half of what they've ever seen.

      I absolutely, 100%, totally detest arty-farty crap. My gf keeps trying to introduce me to various foreign films but, if anything, they go too far the other way - too much reflection and introspection and not enough actually happening.

      As such, I abandoned Hollywood years ago. I've saved so much money I can't even begin to count. But I have bought DVD's, and have enjoyed (some) movies, and life has gone on just as before, pretty much. The difference is that I can have those movies at any time, lend them to friends, and watch as much as I like. As Hollywood tries to cut off that avenue for me, I've actually weaned myself off it rather than try to move with it.

      There was a time when watching Saturday TV was THE thing to do on an evening. You waited all week for it. That's been slowly destroyed. There was a time when you listened to the radio hoping to hear your favourite artists. That's been slowly destroyed. And there was a time when you went to the movies because it was an experience you couldn't get any other way. That's been slowly destroyed.

      I don't believe for a second that they won't make money for the next 50 years. But, honestly, they won't see my money. I'm just utterly amazed, still, that people bother to go to the cinema at all.

  126. Yeah, like Woody Allen films. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those lose money 3/4 of the ...

    oh, wait.

    Nevermind.

  127. A flop is a movie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that spent more than it made. Pacific Rim cost more than $400M to make. It's not going to make the money back because it is one of the WORST movies ever made.

    1. Re:A flop is a movie ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Pacific Rim cost more than $400M to make."

      [citation needed]

  128. Same old, same old... by Loki_666 · · Score: 1

    My favourite movies of the last year or so have been those that are different. Some of them didn't get such good reviews, but they had differences that set them apart from the rest.

    For example: Cabin in the Woods (everyone dies! Yay!), Cloud Atlas (intricate plot lines), and Gran Torino (I had expected the ending to be typical hollywood and was pleasantly surprised).

  129. Doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you seen the plot of chinese or foreign movie ? Look I am not panning hollywood necessarly, but the american formula is well known to be really really simplistic. Compare to the plot of some chinese, japanese, stuff, or french and german, and you will fall out of your chair. Naturally they also have the basic dredge too. And sometimes film from those country get remade 2 years later in the US. Like 3 men and a baby for example. Done filmed in 84 in France, projected 85, remade in the US with US star 86-87, shown in 87 in the Us.

  130. Ingmar Bergman by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Those are older film, but this is exactly an example of great foreign film. "The seventh Seal" is my top movie of all time. And then there are the monthy pythons ;).

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  131. Oh Please. by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Movie local to foreign country have deeper plot. Watch some ingmar bergman as I mentionned in another thread for example. No, it is not because of the internation audience. In fact, using Marvel/DC comic superhero like capitain america will leave out most of the international audience out (for example). The reason is simple : they found a formula and abuse it because it is cheaper than make something creative. International audience probably enter their consideration only in the form of "are we going to piss off our international audience with some politically incorrect stuff, or are we fine" and even that is doubtful seing on how on regular basis holywood seems to put prejudice against other countries in their film.

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    1. Re:Oh Please. by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Yes. Movies intended for individual cultures have a deeper plot. Applies to them as much as us.

  132. conccurence of gaming+cgi/explosion/marketing by aepervius · · Score: 1

    There wasn't that much conccurence back 25 years ago. Console and gaming wasn't that widespread. So that led to a much lower footprint marketing, and a much lower attention grabbing trailer with explosion. That's part of the reason the budget are rising much quicker than inflation. Look at the amount of explosion and CGI in all recent films, and compare to 25 years ago. They made a much lower usage 25 years ago, because it was expansive, so you used a low dosage to make it effective when it happened. Or avoided it altogether if it did not fit. And the marketing is way overbroad nowadays.

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  133. Actually, some of those have/will make money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look them up on boxofficemojo.com, essentially the bible for this sort of info, and "flop" is a loosely applied term here. Just because they don't smash records they can still be highly profitable. For instance:

    http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=pacificrim.htm
    Pacific Rim: Worldwide Gross ~$180MM (in 10 days), Production budget $190MM

    http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=1000ae.htm
    After Earth: Worldwide Gross ~$235MM, Production budget $130MM

    http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=loneranger.htm
    Lone Ranger: Worldwide Gross ~$150MM, Production budget $215MM

    Plus none of these figures include eventual download, DVD sales, Pay TV, TV, etc revenue. Not that I would see any of these films (OK, maybe pacific rim), but just sayin'...

  134. Everyone loves analytics by mysidia · · Score: 1

    But very few people like to be careful and rigorous with their analytics, to ensure they only use their analytics to say things the analytics actually say ---- and not things that are a result of taking statistical shortcuts, or allowing their personal biases to influence the message..... one of the strongest biases of all being the idea that the analytics observed actually say anything useful [or reliable] at all

    .

  135. The Twitter Effect by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of reasons why films are bombing today; Poor scripts, tired old 'actors' with no real acting skill, and an excessive focus on big budget effects instead of giving the movie a soul. One reason not really getting a lot of coverage is the Twitter Effect.

    Films used to rely heavily on opening weekend box office takings. The only information you had about a film and how decent it might be came from the previews shown at other films, advertising in papers, and promo spots on television. Film critics generally gave positive reviews of films mainly due to their columns appearing in newspapers carrying the advertising for the studios that made it.

    Now we have completely independent reviewers able to tell us exactly what they thought of the film, and they can do it using their phones straight to Facebook and Twitter. Savy people will know even before the friday night premiere is over what their friends all thought of it and if it's worth seeing or they should just DL it.

    People are also able to grab a screener copy more easily, then post reviews to sites like IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes, etc - all well before the film opens in the cinemas. Thanks to those sites I can make a much more informed choice about how I spend my cash. Most times these days the decision is simply to not spend it.

    Thirty years ago I would have just gone and seen the film if it looked remotely decent in the promo. Now, I need to know it's going to be worth the $22 my local cinema charges me before I walk in that door. Let's not even talk about popcorn and soda!

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  136. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

    Sit back and watch this little Youtube gem. It shows the first Indiana Jones film side by side with shots from those serials and films that Spielberg watched when younger.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns8bG9AbfwM

    The opening scenes are pretty generic so I figured they'd have a much harder time with the iconic rolling boulder scene in the temple. That is...until I watched it.

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  137. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    I don't need to watch that to know about the serials. I've been a fan of them for almost thirty years.

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  138. Data is not the villain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No decent data scientist has EVER suggested that social data analytics can sell a bad movie. The best ones predicted these flops would happen.

  139. Re:Our culture (which made these films). by contrarywise · · Score: 1

    Please tell me you were trying to be sarcastic.

  140. Math fail by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    six wannabe blockbusters have cratered at the North American box office: 'R.I.P.D.,' 'After Earth,' 'White House Down,' 'Pacific Rim,' and 'The Lone Ranger.'

    Let's try that again:

    six wannabe blockbusters have cratered at the North American box office:

    1. 'R.I.P.D.'
    2. 'After Earth'
    3. 'White House Down'
    4. 'Pacific Rim'
    5. 'The Lone Ranger.'

    Sorry, how many?

    six

    *sigh* Now the editors can't even do counting.

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  141. What's wrong with Pacific Rim?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monsters vs. Robots... all it needed was Natalie Portman and it would have been the perfect geek movie... ahh wait, we don't rule the world yet, damn I need to finish my death ray

  142. Its the economy stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people are paid barely sufficient for food, rent and gas, they ain't gonna have anything left to blow on Hollywood bs. If people have to work multiple jobs to make ends meet, they ain't gonna have time.

  143. They oughta learn from IT.. by ltjohhed · · Score: 1

    ..that a good script beats CGI

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  144. The purpose of analytics... by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

    ...is for brokers to convince clients that they deserve a cut.

    Any time someone tells you that they've devised a performance metric, spend five minutes thinking about what they've over-simplified. You wil, almost without exception, reject the metric, unless you have an agenda.

  145. It's called a Depression by trout007 · · Score: 1

    You can't ask a family of 4 to spend over $60 to go to the movies when so many are unemployed or making next to nothing. I hate to wire it buy when I was a kid movies cost less than minimum wage. Now they are close to double.

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  146. Logical conclusion by agendi · · Score: 1

    Movie making used to have the movie goers as the audience, now its audience is the investor backing the film. Analytics before art. Stunts over stories. About sums it up really.

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  147. Futurama said it best by OwMyBrain · · Score: 1

    "I hate spending $14 to watch Nicolas Cage solve things." -Leela

  148. Nope by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Maybe they'll start making... (gasp)... actual plots to accompany those stars/explosions/special effects?

    Nope. Actual plots don't always translate overseas; 'splosions do. I think we're seeing them make 'blockbusters' for the international market, letting the local market fend for itself.

    Silver Lining (perhaps): less lucre in Hollywood pockets means their filthy purchasing power of politicians will be diminished, perhaps resulting in fewer illegal paramilitary style raids on houses half the world away.

  149. Analytics. That sounds familiar by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1
  150. It's not the movies by skyraker · · Score: 1

    I have a family of 7. A matinee showing of a 2D movie costs me about $50 before concessions. I cannot afford to go see multiple summer blockbusters because I'm lucky if I even go see one. So movies I wouldn't mind seeing, but don't feel like I have to, get put on my 'rent this later' list.

  151. What are you talking about by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

    That movie was a Saturday morning cartoon and was all about beating the shit out of monsters and it delivered

  152. Economics of disaster (films) by jodido · · Score: 1

    I suspect the sheer number of flops hasn't changed much over time. What has changed is the ginormous investment in some of them. As the long-term tendency of the rate of profit continues to decline, in film as in auto making or steel, the studios have to bet more and more on each throw of the dice in order to make enough *mass* of profit to cover for the declining *rate* of profit. I don't think the flops have anything to do with content and everything to do with statistics.

  153. Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like many other industries in the US, the movie studios think all you need is good marketing to sell anything. For a while they were right, but the public is finally wising up and demanding a prodict that matches the marketing hype.

  154. Oh come on by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    It amazes me that people in Hollywood don't understand they created a dud.

    I mean to a certain extent they know. For instance ANY movie released in January to March is crap, and they holly execs know it, so they dump it during the time of the year where people do not go to the movies (paying off their Christmas debt). You might get the occasional hit during the first part of they year, but usually movies released in Jan and Feb are released and forgotten about.

    But it amazes me that Hollywood seems incredulous when some big $100+ million summer blockbuster doesn't do well.

    I mean for R.I.P.D. anybody watching the trailer knows this movie is garbage. It's MIB except with "ghosts". I don't know how M. Night. Shyamalan is allowed to touch a script these days after repeated fails, he should just be banned from Hollywood, period.

    Maybe Hollywood should stop looking at analytics and start actually watching the crap they are producing.

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  155. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by dywolf · · Score: 1

    suckerpunch was insulting to the viewer. the final joke was that the title was what they were doing to the audience. it was compeltely missold, misrepresented in trailers, and when the final product was viewed, it was unsatisfying, boring, and finally, insulting.

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  156. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by dywolf · · Score: 1

    Avatar was the ultimate labor of love for Cameron, and people knew Cameron made good entertaining films. his background as a cinematographer gives him a keen sense of how to compose a shot, and that a huge part of Avatars success, both as a movie, and as a 3D movie. He wanted to tell a fairly simple, yet engrossing story (and the DWW story is a classic trope), and do it with 3D and show that 3D could be done right. A large part of all those years he spent on it was researching exactly how to compose each and every scene in order to exploit the scene in 3D, but not create teh typical "bad, bimmicky 3D". all in all, he succeeded. he blended both the technique and the story quite well, and the box office receipts and rise of "3D" bear that out, though ultimately the suits failed to appreciate the concept of "3D done well", and simply started slapping it on everything, and further eroding the concept.

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  157. Venues are the problem by djrosen · · Score: 1

    It cost a family of four close to $100 to sit in a theater with discourteous morons on their cell phones and over priced snacks. I'd rather just go out to dinner with the family where we can, you know, actually talk to one another and people watch rather than be pissed off and uncomfortable.

    Theaters need to fix the problem and more people will go, especially since people now have 100" 3D TV's in their living room. Fix the experience, stop gauging your customers and you might actually fill the seats.

  158. Re:Hollywood's impossible dream of blockbusters-on by sjames · · Score: 1

    But they didn't. What's new is that if it happened today, they actually WOULD have made one every year.

  159. PG-13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dearth of interesting PG movies has killed it for us. Will not take the kids to a PG-13 movies, and I refuse to sit and watch the Smurfs.

  160. Don't try to get in their heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about, instead of trying to manipulate people and think you're getting into their heads and figuring out what they want--create a compelling story! Don't rely on big name, over use of CG, etc... Storytelling is among the oldest traditions... Before we could write we told stories... There were no CG effects, no big name stars... You need little to captivate an audience--when you have a good story. A good story doesn't mean AVENGERS 12, or Good Will Hunting 4, or Titanic Resurrected, or that babble... Turn on the creative energies and give us something good!

  161. Pacific Rim was actually a great movie. by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    Who doesn't want to see mecha vs kaiju big battels?

    Note: this source may be biased...

    http://www.kaiju.com/home.htm

  162. Hollywood's Love of Anal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hollywood's Love of Anal Couldn't Prevent Six Massive Black Monster Fucks

    Why? Why did I read that?

  163. Easy way to not lose money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop spending so much in the first place.

    All peoples everywhere now owe me 50% of everything, ever. :)

  164. Re:Hollywood's impossible dream of blockbusters-on by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

    Yeah and they almost literally tried that, next one out was http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedknobs_and_Broomsticks

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  165. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    On the flip side - Suckerpunch tried exactly the same thing and failed because they focused too heavily on making it look cool and forcing the fact they did so on you.

    I really liked SuckerPunch, but then all I was expecting was killer visuals and ridiculous over-the-top action sequences. I understand that the trailer promised some kind of transcendental meta-reality experience but I wrote that off as stupid Hollywood tripe (and I was right) and instead wanted to see gatlin-gun wielding zombie samurai warriors inexplicably being cut down by a 5ft tall blonde chick with a sword. And I was not disappointed. Everything that wasn't a 5ft. tall chick inexplicably destroying anime monsters was a borefest, but the movie was a lot of fun all the same.

  166. Isn't it Ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always been under the impression that Jaws was sort of the beginning of the entire "Summer Blockbuster" as a result of it's earnings. After that, studios all scrambled to make the biggest, most outrageous blockbusters they could in order to rake in the massive cash that can be had if you have one of those crazy winners. So, in a way, Spielberg himself is largely responsible for this silliness.

    And then, to hear George Lucas, who clearly believes that muppets and special effects are more important than acting complain about the nature of modern movie making...well, whatever.

    I think I go to about 1 movies every 2 or 3 years because I just can't be bothered to try and find out if any of them are worth watching. I end up going because someone else really wants to go. I watch a lot on Netflix, and I'd say about 2/3s of the ones that were really popular during their debut were pretty lame and more than a few felt like a complete waste of the 2 hours that I spent watching them.

    I find HBO and showtime to produce much better entertainment. Even AMC makes better stuff to watch than hollywood.

  167. Many Factors Leading to Decline by Switchback · · Score: 1
    There are a lot of factors why the cinemas and the film makers are having a hard time. First is the experience in the theater itself:
    • The movies used to be a reasonably affordable night out for the family. It no longer is. High ticket prices and even higher snack prices easily drive a night out for a family of 4 to $60 - $80 or more. For a movie? Less expensive matinees at least get into the realm of reasonableness.
    • The experience inside the theater is usually less than pleasant. The move starts 20 minutes after they say it will to bombard you with add. Many folks, all of which think they are the center of the universe, talk or text on their phones during the movie, ruining the experience. Again, matinees help since there are usually fewer people, but still.

    Second is the home entertainment experience.

    • It's more and more common place for people to have large, flat screens in their house. It's not a cinematic experience, but it's close enough that it outweighs the aggravation of the theater.
    • It used to take a year or more for movies to finally hit the movie channels and then to DVD. Now they're available in a few months on the movie channels or NetFlix or other provider. Heck, you can reserve movies on NetFlix while they're still in the theater. And you KNOW that summer blockbuster (or stinker) will be readily available in time for your Holiday shopping. You wait, at most, a few months before you can see anyway.

    What has evaporated is the incentive to actually see it in the theater. The experience.

  168. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    I personally enjoyed it, for the same reasons as you, and the directors cut version makes it better, and I understand why they changed some things in the theatrical version. It was however a flop.

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  169. 30 minutes by phorm · · Score: 1

    Around here, it's probably close to that if you count previous etc. At least 15-20 minutes.
    Ads for car
    Ads for beverage (coke/pepsi/etc)
    Ads for local bank which owns the theatre chain
    Thing telling people to turn off their damn phones, which somebody inevitably doesn't
    Preview
    Preview
    if [[ $3d_movie == true ]]
        Put on your 3d glasses
        Another preview or two, now in 3D
    endif
    movie.

    I don't mind the previews, but the preceding ads are bullshit. If they want to put up ads, use the time before start when most people are already there finding their seats anyhow.

  170. What makes good movies... by crhylove · · Score: 1

    1. The Big Lebowski
    2. Office Space
    3. Ground Hog Day
    4. Brassed Off
    5. Empire Strikes Back
    6. The Princess Bride
    7. Borat
    8. Dumb & Dumber
    9. Braveheart
    10. The Unforgiven

    What do these movies have in common? Great plots, great concepts, and great execution. Some of them are big budget, but most of them did not have to be (besides Braveheart and ESB obviously). Hollywood makes almost nothing but crap now. It's not really about the budget or the star factor. IDIOTS!

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  171. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by Cederic · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Sucker Punch was just awful is so many dimensions; does the Director's Cut actually redeem it at all?

    I do like watching it though. I'm still not convinced that it isn't actually a great film that's only pretending to be a loud brashy overstylised teen wank film.

  172. Dune by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Dune is another example. There was a good article recently about why Dune never reached the mainstream heights achieved by say Star Wars. Dune is widely called one of the best science fiction stories of all time. However they made a bad movie, and an even worse TV series.

    I am interested to see how Ender's Game comes out. However even before it is done there are people wanting to boycott it because of the authors controversial views. However I would bet on more meaningless blockbuster loosely based on the book, versus a serious movie that tries to portray some of the serious and meaningful themes of the books.

    I would also love to see Joe Haldeman's "The Forever War" in film, though some parts I wonder how they might be done, and perhaps better left to imagination.

    Honestly a lot of Heinlein stuff, or at least those featuring Lazerous Long (or whatever his name was) might be hard to pull off. He is a bit over the top to play realistically, unless you are going for camp or parody. I always though some of his work was ridiculous the the same vein as some Ben Bova stuff or even (this isn't going to make me any friends) Ann Rynd. They all have main protagonists that are basically political minded Ironman minus the super robot suit (Except they didn't start with anything like a silver spoon in their mouth and lifted themselves out of poverty using nothing but their bootstraps, ingenuity, and contempt for wasteful government).

    Though there is at least enough sex in there to spark a good HBO series perhaps.... :)

    1. Re:Dune by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm surprised nobody has tried to make Haldeman movies. Hollywood usually loves buckets-of-blood stories, and Haldeman always slings a very large bucket. The Forever War was adapted as a graphic novel, and it mostly worked, so making it as a movie should be feasible.

      In the current climate, Forever Peace might make a better choice...

  173. Shiny doesn't equal interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Y'know, If you'd bother with PLOTS, sticking actually closer to the source material instead of Grabbing a Title and writing your own CRAP to go along with it only vaguely related to the actual material, you might find people interested in watching.
    3D is a Gimmick, it has not done anything for movies other than raise the price to see them.
    Special effects are fine, as long as it fits into the story properly, If I want to watch explosions all day I'll just start Cruising You Tube for Combat footage.

  174. Five Five by dewrox · · Score: 1

    "six wannabe blockbusters have cratered at the North American box office: 'R.I.P.D.,' 'After Earth,' 'White House Down,' 'Pacific Rim,' and 'The Lone Ranger.'Â" So... I only count five.

    1. Re: Five Five by dewrox · · Score: 1

      The site removed my cough's out of the title lowering the humor level.

  175. Robert Altman nailed it by groblewis · · Score: 2

    in the book "Reel Power". Commenting on the futility of surveys, focus groups, and similar market research, he said it's pointless to ask people what they'd like to see in a movie, because, of course, what they'd like to see is something that they haven't seen before. I've been wondering for years when audiences would finally get tired of all the explosions and car chases, but had resigned myself to "never", simply because there's always a new crop of teenage boys growing. Maybe there's hope.

  176. Lowest common denominator.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 2

    The trouble with trying to make movies that appeal to everyone is that you have to cater to the LCD. That means lots of explosions, car chases, and low brow plots that everyone can follow without having to think very much. It also means that the themes are generally trendy and politically correct. So the women tend to be good looking, strong, confident and smart. The guys tend to be dumb, weak, and doughy (Kevin James comes to mind). This has been the formula for success for many years now in Hollywood.

    The trouble with this approach is that you quickly run out of ideas. Every movie seems like the one you saw last week. Every car chase seems just a little bit less exciting than the last one. So they try to come up with these gimmicks like 3D to spice it up. The first time you see it, it's pretty cool. But that fades as well.

    I think George Clooney was the first person I heard express the "one for them, one for me" idea. In other words, make one low ball fluff movie for the studios and make a smaller independent high brow film for himself. Fortunately for him, he's in a position that he can pick and choose the movies he wants to make.

  177. Pacific Rim by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Saw it. Was expecting fun monster movie, and that's what I got. Actually, it was Big Budget, live action and CGI straight anime (giant robots bashing fists? Suddenly appearing swords? absolutely anime).

    Downside: due to timing, we saw 3-D. Don't. It was gratuitous, and during a number of the Big Fight Scenes, they'd layered it so densly that we couldn't tell what was happening.

    Hollywood: lose the 3-D. Get plots, or when you see your revenues, you'll plotz.

    One last comment (the reference is for extra points) on Pacific Rim: why didn't they bring out the obvious, best weapon against the critters... the Yamato?

                                  mark

  178. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    At least "the high roller" and the last item is explained better. I wouldn't call it "redeemed" if you thought it was awful, but if you were on edge about it, it could take you to either side of the edge. I would consider the final step controversial to say the least, especially in today's mindset.

    There was another dance number as well, just little plot holes filled in, but not on the magnitude of change that Dune had between theatrical and directors cuts.

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  179. Another European example; Iron Sky by sgtrock · · Score: 1

    IMDB page. Brought to you by the same oddball Finns who gave us that wonderful series of Star Trek parodies called Star Wreck (although this time they had some German and Australian help). A wonderful send up of Nazis as "Invaders From the Moooon." Well worth your time if you love silly sci-fi movies. :-)

    1. Re:Another European example; Iron Sky by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Even this implodes about half way through and ends up just being a sad parody of Hollywood blockbusters and not in a good way.

      Generally, you're far better off digging through the Walmart bargain bin for old classics then paying attention to the new stuff.

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    2. Re:Another European example; Iron Sky by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Sadly I'll have to agree with jebediah, I had Iron Sky on pre-order, it was a one-night-only at the flicks and I missed it, it started brilliantly but I felt it faltered halfway through and collapsed by about two-thirds of the way through. In my opinion, Galaxy Quest is still the pinnacle of silly sci-fi; it's a deconstruction/parody, but never insults its viewers and skilfully reconstructs its own concept to remind us why it's fun in the first place.

      Reciprocating, if you fancy trying out the very antithesis of silly sci-fi movies you could do a lot worse than tracking down the famous-but-still-under-appreciated Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, another movie to appear from one of Hollywood's golden eras. A tragicomedy, nothing but adults talking, but one of the most heartbreaking stories delivered by some of the finest acting I've ever seen. Radically different (then and now) from anything Hollywood's done for decades, but still shows how great (and socially challenging) Hollywood can be when they choose to.

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    3. Re:Another European example; Iron Sky by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree that Iron Sky does fall flat after a great start. Still, it's at least as good as the dreck that Hollyweird has been producing while starting a much more original premise.

      WAoVW, sadly, is just not my cup of tea. OTOH, Wikipedia shows that 1966 saw some other great films from a variety of genres: "The Blue Max", "Fahrenheit 451", "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum", "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly", "Modesty Blaise", "Is Paris Burning?", "Murderer's Row", "A Man for All Seasons", "A Time for Burning", "The Velvet Underground and Nico: A Symphony of Sound", "Way...Way Out", "What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?", "What's Up, Tiger Lily?", "The Wild Angels", "Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree". There was something out that year for virtually everybody.

      For me, the point is that mainstream Hollywood has largely lost its creative spark. The films that used to be made that provoked us to think or told us an original story just aren't getting the funding from the big studios these days.

      Personally, I would far rather spend a $8 to watch Iron Sky on Netflix online than drop $15 or $20 to take my wife to a theatre these days.

  180. The cost outpaced the value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's why - $14 a seat for mediocre crap. I haven't seen a theatrical release since The Avengers

    This isn't rocket science.

  181. Add more explosions and car chases by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    Or not...

    Just the other day, some friends and I went to a local "classic movies" theater and saw "Adam's Rib". It was fun in a way that very, very few movies are these days, in spite of zero explosions (Heresy!) and zero car chases. (Though Katherine Hepburn's driving was plenty scary...)

    Plot... Character... acting... craftmanship... rarely seen these days outside of Pixar. (The new Monsters movie is definitely on my list...)

  182. Maybe it's a lack of creativity by AKabral · · Score: 1

    Slate magazine just ran a story about how most, if not all, Hollywood blockbusters are starting to follow a single format/structure:

    http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2013/07/hollywood_and_blake_snyder_s_screenwriting_book_save_the_cat.single.html/

    note - if you click the link at the end of the article you'll also see how the article is written in the same format! - how consistent!

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  183. Bigger explosions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if Hollywood actually made GOOD movies, it would solve their problem. Big stars, bigger explosions, and top-notch special effects, does not a good movie make. Perhaps their "research" told them that in our "short attention span, sound-bite, dumbed-down reality-show culture" this is the sort of thing that will bring audiences to the theater? Sad, if true. But the box-office results seem to indicate otherwise.

    The technology you have at your disposal is truly astounding. The potential for great story telling with the tools you have boggles the mind. Quit playing to the lowest common denominator and giving us the same regurgitated, loud, obnoxious crap we've seen a hundred times already!

    Make a Good movie, and the problem fixes itself.

  184. Not Only This... by Araes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    God help you if you try to buy it for home. When you find one movie out of the lot, where the experience was good, or you liked the plot... You bring it home, and every time you want to watch, you're forced to sit through 15 minutes of unskippable ads. W.T.F.?

    Is it a wonder everyone pirates?

    1. Re:Not Only This... by anubi · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail squarely on the head as to why a copy of a movie is of far more value to me than the boxed version from the store. Comparing a pirated copy of a movie to the boxed version is like comparing a nice bone-free filet of whitefish to a catfish. ( those of you who have ever tried to eat one of those bony catfish know exactly what I mean.)

      I try to cut the marketing professionals a little slack, as I know the business education they receive is sorely lacking in common sense, relying mostly on legal tactics to enforce their business model. If it were engineering instead of marketing, this would be the paradigm of "get a bigger hammer" for fixing technical problems. The marketing equivalent is "lobby for more law". Law fixes piracy about as effectively as a hammer fixes technical problems.

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  185. Movies=Theatre experience by IndieVoter · · Score: 0

    Theatres were in bad shape in the late 90s. 7 of the 10 major chains were in or near bankruptcy. Hollywood greed and stupid business decisions were equally to blame. Hollywood held all the cards. They controlled where and how the movies were shown. $2K for a film reel, $2-300 to transport it to each theater. But, people still came. Dirty carpet, lousy, expensive food, noisy buildings. But $4-6 for a movie was cheap entertainment for a couple or a family As the Theaters consolidated, things changed. Sushi instead of stale hot dogs. New stadium seating, better sound that at anyone's home. Clean carpets.... and $12-14 tickets. People still came, in spite of the rise of Hulu, Netflix, BB online, etc. Why? Because seeing to movies was MUCH better in a theatre. Plus, it was a chance to get out of the house. Recession racked families were not eating out as much, not taking week vacations to the beach. Needed short breaks in a nice cool (or warm) place with great sound and huge displays. Can't go as much, a trip being $60-70 with tickets and a snack for a family of 4. I haven't been to a theatre in probably two years. We went recently. New building, nice seats, great sound. Also, lots of rude people. The couple in front of us were watching something on an iPad. Girl behind me texting and giggling the entire movie. Some smelly people nearby. Despite multiple warnings on the screen, people continue to hold up their phones to try to take pictures of the screen to send out. Hollywood? Yes, the quality of movies is low, but that has been an issue for 3 decades. The real issue is what the low quality people sitting around me in the theatre want. I am the target for the theatre chain. Disposable income, some time on my hands. Not many movies for me. Instead we get the fodder for stoned teens- boobs and bombs. Problem comes in when unemployed, stoned teens are priced out of fancy theatres. They can still go, but for how long? And, I don't plan on going back anytime soon. Bottom line- Hollywood and Theaters are on opposite tacks.

  186. 75% of theatres have been closed or demolished in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I live there used to be two or three chains of theatres and a fe independents. Cineplex bought out famous players, and then closed all the former cineplex locations. Many of these theatres were on the same street in town.

    Now all the Indy theatres and being closed and demolished. Pretty soon there will only be one multiplex owned by Cinemax in any city, and it already costs more than 10$ for a movie ticket, and if you add in concession costs, seeing a movie costs more than ordering a ppv movie at home and ordering a pizza.

  187. Alamo Drafthouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May I suggest, if you care to have some of that broken experience redeemed, that you find an Alamo Drafthouse nearest your area and take up a film.

    The movie starts ON TIME as advertised, has a strict no cell phone policy that will get you blacklisted ( for a year I believe, with fairly ugly confrontation as you are escorted out during the movie), and fresh draft beer and dinner available if you prefer.

    It's the only movie theatre I'll go to know that actually feels civilized. Let the heathens go to that other shit. This is for people who want to enjoy a night out to the cinema.

  188. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny thing is, I went to Lone Ranger and Pacific Rim and enjoyed both. And both had lineups to get in.

    Ahh well. The Butler looks like it has promise, and the one that's the background story to Mary Poppins.

  189. Fictional history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I nearly crapped my pants out of sheer disbelief that the bar had been so lowered that Abraham Lincoln could be a vampire hunter. The only thing more nauseating was I had friends that genuinely enjoyed it.

    What's the deal with HW's fictional history? If you're going to do it, at least make it realistic fictional history -- none of this vampire-hunter or Lone Ranger (aka Lone Depp-Indian) bullshit.

  190. How to Lie with Math. by bbsalem · · Score: 1

    Isn't this the same effect as the trouble the financial markets and investment banks, are still in, that caused the Great recession of 2008? Too much trust in "quants"; too much trust in mysterious mathematical formulas no one looked at critically, to didn't have the knowledge to. Just as you can lie with Statistics you can lie with math and for the same reason. Math can fail on faulty assumptions and faulty reasoning. Just as ignoring rare outcomes doesn't make them go away, which was why the banks almost crashed because of mortgage risk, and are still vulnerable to the same errors, others can fail if they use analytics unwisely as well.

    1. Re:How to Lie with Math. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How to be a shrill and lie about being smart. You are an a$$

  191. I can get all that at home. by Occams · · Score: 1

    It is about time that Hollywood realized that quality drama is about fine acting, great stories, tragedy, comedy, pathos, etc. It is not, and never was, about car chases, gun fights, violence, bizarre sex, and explosions. I can get all that at home! When I go out I want to be entertained by something different. We are not all poorly educated ghetto kids with puerile hero fantasy tastes in movies.

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  192. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pixar hated sequels when they were still independent.

    I'll let you in on a little secret: Pixar always wanted to do sequels. They love their characters and want to have them do more stories, just like everyone else. Pixar always hated crappy, low-quality sequels ("Bambi 2? WHAT THE FUCK?" in the words of Plinkett), but they felt they could do them right. Thus, Toy Story 2. However, when they were under contract with Disney, sequels were not feasible (a Toy Story sequel counted towards the original deal that saw Toy Story greenlit. Sequels of any sort did not count towards the 5-movie deal Pixar made afterwards either). Pixar didn't make them because their contract was horrible for sequels. So there was a bit of sour grapes involved: "I can't make any sequels? Well.. uhh.. that's FINE. I didn't want to do any sequels ANYWAY."

    Once the contract expired? Hey what do you know, those sequels finally come under development. Cars 2, Monsters U, Finding Dory. Pixar -has- been a bit of a troubled studio for awhile with their original movies, though. Ratatouille wasn't working so there was a director change. Cars 2 wasn't working, so there was a director change. Brave wasn't working, so there was a director change. Newt wasn't coming along well, and it was shelved. I'd heard that Pixar was trying to do three movies every two years: two original, one sequel, which would be a Nov/Dec release. Many of their originals have run into delays though, and even the sequels have sometimes hit rocks. According to its wikipedia entry Pixar first announced that Monsters University was supposed to be released Holiday 2012 but then was pushed back to the summer... so the original plan was there would have been an original movie from Pixar this summer.

  193. Empty-headed animal food-trough water by yusing · · Score: 1

    Adult movies with actual stories (and no grotesque killinga, no explosions, no cynicism) might actually start doing well again. Even the kids get tired of the cotton-candy.

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  194. Some movies I would like to see by guinea+pig+C · · Score: 1

    I do not get chance to get to go to the cinema very often except when I visit HK, but I have to say i really enjoyed the effects in Pacific Rim even if the story was written by a three year old. Even so, I am bored of endless violence and pessimistic future scenarios. When can we have some movies that take a more optimistic approach to the future. Let's see some Bucky Fuller, Bill Mollison type scenarios. The other thing, is please stop wasting money an celebrity salaries. The world is full of aspiring young actors with far more talent than Nic Cage or Russell Crowe. Save the money and spend it on interesting plots instead please.

    1. Re:Some movies I would like to see by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Turns out people will go to a movie with known actors. Unknown, not so much. We get the movies we have voted for.

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  195. Animated films for the win by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    Seriously, animated films are getting better and better. Sure, they are mostly child stories or fairy-tales, but most non-animated films are no better these days. And at least with animated films studios don't have to fork over millions to get barely-capable-of-acting "superstars".

  196. Re:The absolute best movies have as many foes as f by delt0r · · Score: 1

    Shutter Island had a similar ending....

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  197. Funny self centeredness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how each of all the movies in the above list have made over 200mil worldwide, way more than [high quality] art house movies. Then there's Bluray/DVD/Streaming sales in the future. Only flop so far is RIPD, but give it a few weeks before you decide since it just came out.

    Just because it flopped in the US... guess what? the analytics were right, cause they are raking in cash overseas.

  198. This is surprising? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    'R.I.P.D.,' 'After Earth,' 'White House Down,' 'Pacific Rim,' and 'The Lone Ranger.'

    Not heard of any of these. And, to be honest, only two of them sound in the slightest bit interesting. Oh, hang on, if one is about Rhode Island Police Department, then it's only going to retain interest if it stars Peter Griffin. ... Googles ... well that one goes into the shit can.

    Perhaps Bollywood has something worth watching?

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  199. Old Man's War by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Actually what I would love to see (and think would make good movies) would be to see the "Old Man's War" series by John Scalzi made into movies. There is no shortage of aging stars for the beginning part of the movie! :) I think I am casting Bruce Willis in my head right now for good or ill... Maybe some old buggers with good voices for the animation like Morgan Freeman and Donald Sutherland. Can't remember if they line up with a particular person or not, just throwing things out there.

    They are much newer, so they might already have a base, and this is one where the special effects would be very nice! Though I could see a bit of Avatar in it if not careful. However it does not have the issue of trying to portray the Human race advanced beyond comprehension...

  200. Price of a Movie Ticket!!! by drmario · · Score: 1

    The real reason why lots of us have stopped going to the theater is simple, cost of a ticket. It wasn't to long ago when the theaters were always full everyday of the week. You could even afford to sit through 2 movies with a friend or partner. Now most can't even afford to think of a movie when a IMAX 3d movie is 19.75 and up. That's four hours of work for the average person. 8 hours for two people. Bring down the price of a your most expensive ticket by half. And everyone will start watching even the lame movies. This is how the conversation will go. Hey let's watch that movie, it looks lame yeah but it's only 10 bucks lets see it anyway maybe we will be surprised. Pacific rim is one of those that surprised me :)

  201. Stop 3D only screenings and ticket price hikes... by pyalot · · Score: 1

    ... and you shall see more profits again.