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  1. Re:No More Deregulation on How the Free Market Rocked the Grid · · Score: 1

    Your solution has been tried too, in dozens of countries. It generally results in massive corruption, and such a complete lack of funds for maintenance of the electrical grid that power outages of several hours a day is the norm.

  2. Re:DON'T make the administrative interface a GUI on 10 Dos and Don'ts To Make Sysadmins' Lives Easier · · Score: 3, Insightful

    GUIs are (sometimes) better when you want to do something *once*.

    They really suck when you have to do that same thing hundreds of times. Which sysadmins do. On a regular basis.

  3. Re:let's hope on New Tech Promises Cheap Gene Sequencing In Minutes · · Score: 1

    Because I always go to Hollywood for policy advice! It must be the tremendous respect they show for the truth.

  4. Re:Computer science... on Do High Schools Know What 'Computer Science' Is? · · Score: 1

    Well, that's because nobody does it on typewriters any more. (Yes, I learned to type on a typewriter. A cheap little portable (or at least luggable) manual typewriter as a matter of fact.)

  5. And first prize is... on Cablegate, the Game · · Score: 1

    Winner gets a free trip to Gitmo!

  6. You mean... on Free Radicals May Not Be Cause of Aging · · Score: 1

    ...Noam Chomsky *isn't* making me get older?

  7. Re:He forgot Ludicrous Threat Level on Make Your Own DHS Threat Level Display At Home · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not to mention it *does* mean changing the bulb.

  8. Reporters attempted to contact David Innes on First Measurement of Magnetic Field In Earth's Core · · Score: 1

    ...for comment, but he was unavailable.

  9. Re:It's called the "employee mobility pool" on Yahoo! Says Delicious To Get the Boot, Not the Axe · · Score: 1

    Hah! So Carol Bartz IS the First Evil! I always suspected it. They couldn't hide it just by changing one letter in the town name!

  10. Got it on Spamhaus Under DDoS Over Wikileaks.info · · Score: 1

    Use wikileaks.cn, right.

  11. Re:Personally... on Judge Declares Mistrial Because of Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    So do I. Remember, ignorance is strength!

  12. Re:First sale doctrine on First-Sale Doctrine Lost Overseas · · Score: 1

    *Not* Sotomayor, Kagan, because she'd argued the case for the Obama administration in lower courts. In case you were wondering, she argued that right of first sale should be denied.

  13. Re:Causality on America's Cubicles Are Shrinking · · Score: 1

    Bananaware is what you run on your Bananaphone, of course.

  14. Re:Quick, Close the Barn Door!!! on Air Force Blocks NY Times, WaPo, Other Media · · Score: 1

    "This door must remain shut and locked or you *will* be court-martialled. Yes, the entire opposite wall has been demolished and the room is open to the outside. What has that got to do with anything?"

  15. Re:Quick, Close the Barn Door!!! on Air Force Blocks NY Times, WaPo, Other Media · · Score: 1

    So, in other words, we have to commit a medium-size idiocy to prevent ourselves from committing a major idiocy. Well, that makes it okay, then.

  16. Proper summary: on Atomic Weight Not So Constant · · Score: 1

    Elements have isotopes, different isotopes have different atomic weights, the proportion of isotopes present differs from sample to sample, the standard periodic table reports an average atomic weight that may or may not be appropriate to the sample you're considering at the moment. Way to report the scientific news of 70 years ago.

  17. Re:Can't make a call from inside on SatPhones — Why Can't They Make It Work? · · Score: 1

    Because more power means a much bigger phone, and the phone is already too damn big NOW.

  18. Three reasons: on SatPhones — Why Can't They Make It Work? · · Score: 1

    --Massive launch costs (where do you think the debt came from?)

    --Inverse square law, aka "Your base station is a helluva long way away, Pt. 1". Making a convenient hand held device that can get enough signal from something in orbit to maintain the required data speeds is not easy

    --Lightspeed delays, aka "Your base station is a helluva long way away, Pt. 2" You get two choices. Near earth orbit, which means you have delays that are only slightly irritating and you have to launch a lot of satellites (see problem 1 above), or high orbit, which means you don't have to launch as many satellites, but delays long enough to be actually noticeable.

  19. Re:Not always on When Computers Go Wrong · · Score: 1

    Given that all computers are human designed and constructed, how can they possibly be anything else?

  20. Re:not like other countries would do that on Venezuelan Gov't Seeks Internet Content Bill · · Score: 1

    Such as censoring Wikileaks for being a "terrorist organization" and "subverting state power", say.

    Went to Google, pulled up Wikileaks. Total elapsed time: 10 seconds. Yep, that's some censoring, there.

  21. Cloud First! on Feds To Adopt 'Cloud First' IT Policy · · Score: 1

    Aerith second.

  22. Re:Makes the rest of us suffer... on IT Worker's Revenge Lands Her In Jail · · Score: 1

    Do have any idea the damage a janitor could do if he decided to be actively malicious and applied a little ingenuity?

  23. Don't trust... on Chrome OS Doesn't Trust Apps Or Users · · Score: 1

    ...anyone over 3.0!

  24. The more you tighten your grip... on OpenLeaks — 'A New WikiLeaks' · · Score: 2

    the more websites will slip through your fingers.

  25. Re:Rouge eh? on Rogue Satellite Shuts Down US Weather Services · · Score: 1

    Eh, it's a good joke but it's been around for years.