Cricket. Now that's a dull sport! In the words of Robin Williams, "It's like baseball on Mandrax." At least baseball doesn't go for FIVE WHOLE DAYS with no result.
The moral of the story is that lawyers always get confused, so you have to always write all text in legalese.
Close, but the true moral of the story is that you are herewith obligated, under statutes pertinent to your jurisdiction, to retain the services of a qualified legal professional, registered in your jurisdiction to prepare, submit, review, approve, publish and otherwise process all documents using terminology carefully worded to minimize any risk of exposure to further recrimination or liability. (at $85 per word or $1500 per hr charged in 6 minutes blocks, whichever is greater)
Tetris is a great idea ! However, I propose the following controls:
Turn signals: Move piece left and right
Flash high beam: Rotate piece
Honk horn: Drop piece
Yes, that would help drivers relax in a stressful traffic jam! Traffic tetris - Brilliant!
Won't work. I can't see the license plate on my own car while I am driving
Here's one way that targeted advertising could work. Camera-bearing cellphones are cheap enough - include a little cellphone-type device in the license plate. Now you can take a photo of the car behind me, read its license and target the ad to that car's owner. The beauty of this system is that you can also use the cellphone to work out which billboard I am nearest and target me via the billboard.
What's that? What are you saying? PRY-VASSI? I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't know what you mean!
Bo3b? Presumably, the 3 is silent because he wants to point out how individual he is (ironically, by rehashing a joke made over 50 years ago.)
From Tom Lehrer's introduction to "We will all go together when we go":
I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know whose name was Henry, only to give you an idea of what an individualist he was he spelt it H-E-N-3-R-Y. The 3 was silent, you see.
I'm surprised nobody else has commented how offensive it is that the group that found the leak published the email addresses. By all means publish the fact of the breach, get pie on AT&T's face, but why punish the users? That's just mean.
Dude, they call themselves Goatse! With that in mind, I'm sure you can think of something more offensive than "sharing" a few thousand email addresses. Besides, I can imagine what might happen if the addresses were not leaked - ATT would invoke the "no harm, no foul" clause. This way, you can be sure they will be penalised for it.
As you are a Muslim familiar with the Qur'an, please tell us about the principle of al Taqiyya and why, in the face of that principle, any non-Muslim should believe anything a Muslim says about his (or her) faith.
For the benefit of other non-Muslims like myself, al Taqiyya is the principle under which a Muslim may lie (conceal or disguise ideas, beliefs, opinions and strategies) in order to protect himself or the Islamic faith. That's right folks, even the most devout of Muslims may exhibit behaviour which is otherwise considered sinful, as long as it is done under the all-encompassing cloak of al Taqiyya.
Or have I misunderstood al Taqiyya? And if I your answer is yes, how do I know you are not invoking al Taqiyya in your answer?
Considering the "possibly recognizable tune" to which "The Elements" is sung, yes. Yes, I do mean The Major General's song from The Pirates of Penzance.
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Still less boring than baseball.
Cricket. Now that's a dull sport! In the words of Robin Williams, "It's like baseball on Mandrax." At least baseball doesn't go for FIVE WHOLE DAYS with no result.
I'm reality - And so is my wife!
Your post elicited three "whoosh-worthy" reponses.
Well played, sir!
Have you *seen* the kids on my lawn? That stupid future is getting here real fast.
You're lucky, the present is getting stupid here real fast.
Close, but the true moral of the story is that you are herewith obligated, under statutes pertinent to your jurisdiction, to retain the services of a qualified legal professional, registered in your jurisdiction to prepare, submit, review, approve, publish and otherwise process all documents using terminology carefully worded to minimize any risk of exposure to further recrimination or liability. (at $85 per word or $1500 per hr charged in 6 minutes blocks, whichever is greater)
sign, here, here, and here and initial here
...and here
Tetris is a great idea ! However, I propose the following controls:
Turn signals: Move piece left and right
Flash high beam: Rotate piece
Honk horn: Drop piece
Yes, that would help drivers relax in a stressful traffic jam! Traffic tetris - Brilliant!
Won't work. I can't see the license plate on my own car while I am driving
Here's one way that targeted advertising could work. Camera-bearing cellphones are cheap enough - include a little cellphone-type device in the license plate. Now you can take a photo of the car behind me, read its license and target the ad to that car's owner. The beauty of this system is that you can also use the cellphone to work out which billboard I am nearest and target me via the billboard.
What's that? What are you saying? PRY-VASSI? I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't know what you mean!
The rest of you can look it up when you get home!
Bo3b? Presumably, the 3 is silent because he wants to point out how individual he is (ironically, by rehashing a joke made over 50 years ago.)
From Tom Lehrer's introduction to "We will all go together when we go":
I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know whose name was Henry, only to give you an idea of what an individualist he was he spelt it H-E-N-3-R-Y. The 3 was silent, you see.
People without the option to flush --->Oo<--- People with the ability to read slashdot.
Note the size of the intersection.
It's too late for Keith - he's already dead.
He actually died in 1992, but no-one had the heart to tell him.
I'm surprised nobody else has commented how offensive it is that the group that found the leak published the email addresses. By all means publish the fact of the breach, get pie on AT&T's face, but why punish the users? That's just mean.
Dude, they call themselves Goatse! With that in mind, I'm sure you can think of something more offensive than "sharing" a few thousand email addresses. Besides, I can imagine what might happen if the addresses were not leaked - ATT would invoke the "no harm, no foul" clause. This way, you can be sure they will be penalised for it.
Who is in charge of that? Ben Dover?
Close - it's a partnership with Phillip McAvity.
Sie gefailen Deutsch, Arschmutze.
Dich auch, dick!
First, infographics isn't a new term, it's a been around since the early 1990s, at least.
Since the early 1990s? That's like, ancient! Did they even have English back then?
As you are a Muslim familiar with the Qur'an, please tell us about the principle of al Taqiyya and why, in the face of that principle, any non-Muslim should believe anything a Muslim says about his (or her) faith.
For the benefit of other non-Muslims like myself, al Taqiyya is the principle under which a Muslim may lie (conceal or disguise ideas, beliefs, opinions and strategies) in order to protect himself or the Islamic faith. That's right folks, even the most devout of Muslims may exhibit behaviour which is otherwise considered sinful, as long as it is done under the all-encompassing cloak of al Taqiyya.
Or have I misunderstood al Taqiyya? And if I your answer is yes, how do I know you are not invoking al Taqiyya in your answer?
Considering the "possibly recognizable tune" to which "The Elements" is sung, yes. Yes, I do mean The Major General's song from The Pirates of Penzance.
I also accept the failure of my joke.
Try singing it to the tune of Tom Lehrer's "The Elements".
Infidel pig! May all your camels suffer from flatulence and halitosis!
'nuff said.
And if you get married, you get to have sex all the time!
Spoken like an unmarried man!
I'll get the car into the tight spot - call me when the car can autonomously find a parking spot.
Wait, what? The pond scum is not the lawyer?
No, the fault appears to be in your pun detector.
As an added benefit, you get the government paying all your bills for the next 25 years to life!