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  1. Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that... on Astronomers Find Huge Hole in Universe · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...said God, and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

  2. Re:Finally on PubPat Kills Four Key Monsanto Patents · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it's possible to prevent frivolous patents by increasing the cost of patents. Perhaps they could institute a sliding scale for the cost of patents. e.g. For each patent applied for, the fee shall be $n for 1-10 patents held 10*$n for 11-50 patents held 100*$n for 51-100 patents held 1000*$n for 101-500 patents held 10000*$n for 501-1000 patents held 100000*$n for 1001-5000 patents held 1000000*$n for 5001-10000 patents held and so on... I don't know how much a patent application costs, but imagine that my base figure up there (n) is $500.00 Getting patents suddenly becomes VERY expensive by the time you have a lot of patents. Patent holders may, of course, reduce their patent count by voluntarily releasing the patent to the public domain. This would have many useful effects. Financially punishing patent squatters; preventing frivolous patents; scads of IP being released to the public domain; reducing the workload on the USPTO so that they might actually be able to investigate patents rather than just rubber-stamping them (as they seem to do); and allowing the little guy with a few good ideas to still have affordable patents. It's probably a slightly simplistic view, but it seems like a good place to start. What do y'all think?

  3. Re:Oh great on Nicotine Is the New Wonder Drug · · Score: 1

    You seem to have linked the good times you had while smoking to the actual act of smoking. Think about it. The cigarettes had absolutely nothing to do with the relaxation, the good conversations, the hot sex with gorgeous women - it was just something you did at around the same time. Force yourself to unlink the cigarettes from the good times and you won't suffer cravings.

    I smoked about a pack a day for some 20-odd years until I stopped a little over 3 years ago. I never had any cravings after about the first 2 or three days. On a few occasions, such as those you mentioned, or after a really nice meal, I would experience a little regretful longing, but in no way could I call it a craving. It was more of a case of thinking something like "It's a shame I don't smoke, because now would be the perfect time for a smoke if I did."

    I admit that I have had maybe 3 or 4 cigarettes in those 3 years, but each one was planned and not as a sudden response to an unexpected "craving". I really did not enjoy any of them, and the last one I had actually felt uncomfortable in my hand. So I call myself a non-smoker today and genuinely believe it.

  4. Re:Oh great on Nicotine Is the New Wonder Drug · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You gave up smoking? There's half your problem!

    It's in your language - you see not smoking as a sacrifice. Every time you mention to anyone that you're giving up, you subtly reinforce to yourself the idea that you are depriving yourself of something pleasurable.

    I stopped smoking instead of giving up. I made a point of referring to it in that fashion. The thing is, because of that attitude, I made sure I didn't feel like I was missing out on anything.

    Giving up smoking is hard - I tried it several times. Stopping smoking is much easier.

  5. Re:obHumor on Hans Reiser Interview from Prison · · Score: 1

    man tunefs for the other one.

  6. That's not it at all on News of Spore Delay Miscommunication · · Score: 1

    Will's just having a bitch of a time headhunting an intelligent designer.

  7. Re:I gave up drinkin', smokin', bloggin', and sex. on How Long Could You Live Without Your Gadgets? · · Score: 1

    Guess which one I do most?
    Sex, of course. But doesn't your hand cramp up?
  8. Re:CEOs are not seers on 20 Years of Bill Gates Predictions · · Score: 1
    You're 100% correct, of course. The article does indeed point out that no evidence can be found that Bill Gates ever said that. But there are times when, in the interests of humour, the judicious application of a little artistic license renders that (mis)quote thoroughly appropriate.

    In other words...

    WHOOSH!

  9. Re:Here's a better saying on 20 Years of Bill Gates Predictions · · Score: 1

    Must... resist... urge... to... exercise... Slashdot... List... meme...

    AARGH!

    5. ?
    6. PROFIT!!!11

    (I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself!)

  10. Re:What's the problem here? on 20 Years of Bill Gates Predictions · · Score: 1

    Hell, I get both. I occasionally get spam turning up in my Gmail inbox - very rarely, I admit, but it does happen - and I get some valid emails flagged as Spam (more of the latter than the former). So yeah, it's not a problem solved, but it's no longer much of a problem for me. I reckon it's a pretty reasonable compromise, so I keep using it.

  11. Re:Psuedo-science at best on Fruit Flies Show Spark of Free Will · · Score: 1

    Close, but no cigar. That is not the most vacuous thing ever read, it is about the most vacuous thing ever bred.

  12. Re:Really, why do people say such stupid things? on IPv6 Flaw Could Greatly Amplify DDoS Attacks · · Score: 1

    Hei! That's not a monkey on my arm, it's a chimpanzee!

  13. Re:Jigsaw Puzzle on Shredded Secret Police Files Being Reassembled · · Score: 5, Funny

    STASI@Home is hardly a new project!

  14. Re:Privacy on Long Range Eye Tracking for Advertisers · · Score: 1

    Colour me clueless, but I don't see a privacy issue with determining when people are looking at the ad, as long as there is no identification of who is doing the looking (including both absolute and relative identification).

  15. Re:A literal "Big Red Button" disaster on Big Red Button Disasters? · · Score: 1
    You'd think so, wouldn't you? I didn't work at this particular site at the time, and it may be an amalgamation of several anecdotes into one urban legend, but read on...

    An apprentice electrician did the old "absent-mindedly press the EPO beside the door" trick, plunging the site into blackout. After that, the computer room manager decided to prevent any recurrence of the same, by covering the EPO with a clear plastic hood that bore several obvious warnings and required a concerted effort to lift before gaining access to the EPO switch. A few months later, a different electrician, manoeuvring amongst the machinery with his ladder on his shoulder found the need to back up a couple of feet, and smashed the EPO hood. Guess what happened immediately after the hood smashed? Bingo! The EPO got pushed by the foot of the ladder!

  16. Re:umm on Student, Denied Degree For MySpace Photo, Sues · · Score: 1
    If, as you indicate, the fabric of your family is shot through with alcoholism, you would be well advised to continue to stay right away from booze. Trust me, alcoholism and Asperger's is not a pretty mix, particularly when you are given to isolation.

    And do yourself a huge favour, call it Asperger's syndrome rather than any sort of "disorder". That way you'll have less chance of convincing yourself to play the victim if it doesn't sound like a disability. Alcholism + isolation + victim mentality = MuchDoublePlusUnGoodliness

    Good luck.

  17. Re:Think about that. on Is Virtual Rape a Crime? · · Score: 1

    So it's OK to hire an assassin to murder the wife of your boss if it turns out later that your boss is single?
    I would hope that if I hire an assassin to murder my boss' wife, it would turn out later that he is single.
  18. Re:That's Oz for ya on Qantas Ditches Linux for AIX · · Score: 4, Funny

    1975 called - They want their stereotype back.

  19. Re:Users = Losers on Glitch Has Users Fuming, Google 'Frantic' · · Score: 1

    From the very first of the summary: "A problem with Google's Personalized Home Page feature..."
    Note: The personalised home page feature is not gmail. Which kinda indicates that you did not RPTH (Read Past The Headline). You do know that Google is more than gmail, don't you?
    Aside from that, it's still a free service and if one doesn't like it, one can run one's friggin' own individually customisable web portal server. So lucky you - Your rhetoric applies, even if your fucts are facked up!
  20. Re:Proposal on Google Introduces Gmail Paper · · Score: 1

    I've actually seen that as an easter egg in a taxi fleet management program I used once. From Midnight until Noon on AFD, the date and time display in the top right corner of the screen read 32/03/19xx. I nearly called the help desk to report the "bug" until I realised what the date should have read.

  21. Re:I'm not entirely sure how... on How Small a PC Is Too Small? · · Score: 1

    Dude, what the hell were you searching for when you stumbled across that little gem?

    On second thoughts, don't tell me - I fear the answer.

  22. Re:Browser Integration on A Mozilla Desktop Environment? · · Score: 1

    Integrate the browser into the operating system? Brilliant!
    Don't be silly. Microsoft tried that and lost - well, not much really - a little momentum is all.
    But never mind that, we want to do something (almost) totally new! We want to integrate the OS into the browser.
    What's that you're saying? It sounds like you're saying... is it "eMax"?
  23. Re:Obligatory on Researchers Building Computers That Run on Light · · Score: 1

    The question is: how long will it take Gentoo to compile?
    The answer, of course, is: it all depends on how many infinite loops are encountered during compilation.
  24. Re:Addiction vs liking on Pirating Software? Choose Microsoft! · · Score: 1

    You sold your freedom to choose for the price of twenty Bensons and you can't get it back.
    Are you certain you can't get back your freedom to choose? I did.
  25. Re:Still not gonna do it. on Pirating Software? Choose Microsoft! · · Score: 1

    How the hell can you pirate Gentoo?
    WHOOSH!